0:00

Bah, we got that laughter for your

0:02

soul. You're now to get into the Frankie

0:05

on this show. Hey, Carlos,

0:08

I'm gonna go to the store to pick up some pisto. Homie.

0:10

I'll go get it for you. Are

0:12

you sure? Come on? Hoi.

0:14

You already scrubbed out the oil stains in the driveway,

0:17

replace the roof gutters. You know you

0:19

even put together my my bed frame, homie from

0:21

the ikeas what was it, called it the

0:24

mom or whatever? The mom.

0:26

Yeah, that's how you say, I think. But

0:28

yeah, anyways, told me that's neither here nor there. I just can't

0:30

have you doing too many things, he because I don't want you to like

0:32

short circuit out or whatever. All right, Uh

0:35

so you know I can't even go get the pisto too, Homie.

0:37

Okay, I can say here, but

0:40

if you and see it on me, I'm you don't have to twist my

0:42

arm like that. Nah, I just playing. All

0:44

right, here's some fatty a homie. Thank you? All right, Okay,

0:47

Creeper, I'll be back shortly. Okay,

0:52

Now it's time to visit some of my sights

0:55

of the adult persuasion or whatever you

0:59

do do. Wait,

1:05

wait, what's going on?

1:07

Wow?

1:07

Dang me. It says I need to update to a new

1:09

operating system. Chilie

1:13

if asked Carlos to fix this?

1:17

Sho what was that?

1:22

Oh shit?

1:23

No, Garlos, Grlos,

1:33

this is can't you alone us? It did your

1:35

number one new station in the county.

1:38

Good evening.

1:39

I'm Rose Alinica Terris with them breaking

1:41

news. A hit and run accident leaves

1:43

that robot and a neighborhood in pieces.

1:45

Our own Arnie Argowell is that this the nd.

1:47

Arnie Yes rothe

1:49

Alinda. Around four point thirty this afternoon,

1:52

residents hurt a crash. Witness

1:54

to say the unidentified driver of the vehicle sped

1:56

off in a white utility vand and police are

1:58

going door to door to obtain as much information

2:00

that they can. The victim is identified

2:02

as Carlos the Robot, and I

2:05

must warn you some of the images you're about

2:07

to thieve may not be suitable for children.

2:12

So I heard a boom, and I was

2:14

like nah.

2:17

At first I thought it was a transformer, but

2:19

then I checked the house and we

2:21

didn't lose any electricities. So

2:24

then I came.

2:24

Out here and I saw a pile

2:27

of a bustard electronics all over.

2:31

My kids said it was Carlos.

2:33

So I go, oh, yeah, you're right.

2:36

Dam Carlos

2:38

is the you know, he's the only robot on the street.

2:40

And so I feel bad for that, for Creeper.

2:43

You know, I can't imagine losing a robot

2:46

or even owning a robot.

2:48

Dam.

2:56

Thank everybody for being right here right now. So

3:00

I said a couple of words by

3:02

my homeboy, Carlos. Carlos

3:06

was a home Yeah. I

3:09

remember the first time he came to my life from

3:11

Ramtec. I didn't know what to

3:13

do with it, you know, so I thought, hey,

3:15

just I said questions, you know, like, hey Carlos,

3:18

how do I keep my guys from breaking

3:20

aparty? And

3:22

uh? And

3:26

he said on me, he

3:29

said, he said,

3:31

don't stir it, you

3:34

know, just wait till cooks

3:37

cooks more on me. Or he said, cooks more in

3:39

his robot voice. I'll never forget it, you

3:43

know. And one time, baby and icept for I said, hey,

3:45

Carlos, name all

3:47

the movies with Woody Harrelson's in it

3:49

on me? And rid on me

3:51

this say he did on me? He named all

3:53

of them, and I have forgot about

3:56

the animated ones. Too on me, like free Birds, eh

3:58

and uh, you know, to tell you the truth, I like that one on me.

4:01

That was a feed lot right there. It was a movie.

4:03

But even though I was there with rotten tomatoes,

4:06

they gave it like twenty percent on me. But

4:08

that's neither here nor there, because I still liked

4:10

it. So that's what's up. But

4:13

if you knew Carlos on me, you

4:15

knew that. You know, one of

4:18

his favorite pastimes is to ram man

4:20

a lot, and uh, it's

4:22

like his favorite thing to do or whatever. I

4:26

think it was because he was so smart, because he's

4:28

a robot, you know, and like smart

4:30

people, they ram a lot just

4:33

because like the intelligence or whatever. Because

4:36

yeah, if we even ram the he around the washing machinery,

4:39

the dishwasher. One

4:41

time I even saw him get down with the vacuum homan. He pulled

4:43

the little holes out and put his robot Palito

4:45

in there, and yeah he

4:47

was getting all crazy. Ah damn.

4:51

But yeah, that was a sight to see.

4:53

One of the many, many memories that

4:56

Carlos you know, has left with us.

4:58

Homie. He was special

5:00

robott on me, but more poorly,

5:03

it was a great friend, you

5:06

know, And uh

5:09

it was an honor to uh donate

5:12

his parts. He so his spare parts, you know,

5:14

were donated to the electronics

5:16

community out there. So next

5:19

time you use your electronic device,

5:21

you know, chances are you have a little

5:23

piece of Carlos in there.

5:26

So uh you know,

5:28

next.

5:29

Time you you know, log on or

5:31

whatever, how you do, just

5:33

remember the homie, all right, never forget

5:36

man, all right, Rest in peace, Carlos.

5:39

I hope there's a lot of role behind us in heaven for

5:41

you to ram them.

5:50

Do you know.

5:54

I introduce you to.

6:01

Cooks of Trouble. Mm

6:11

hmmmm, we

6:17

got that laughter for your soul. You're

6:19

now tuned into the Frankie King on this

6:21

show.

6:23

This one's for the best Robert I've

6:26

ever known. Just free

6:28

Carlo.

6:30

He love to party, he

6:33

loved Terram once

6:36

stuck his hollow.

6:39

And a Bordors

6:42

so called and I'm reckless

6:45

someone called him up scene

6:48

he wants stuck his olive

6:51

in a washing machine

7:01

by a.

7:04

Carloor bg

7:08

and a promise, a

7:11

promise will keep to

7:14

find out him kilt you rythm

7:18

deep how

7:20

he is gone taking

7:24

to sup and

7:27

robot heaven.

7:29

Ramming the.

7:32

Carlos was from

7:35

Carlos had class.

7:38

I was gonna stop him

7:41

ram.

7:42

And night ass everybody

7:44

by a conveill by

7:48

a can. Carlos

7:50

making a promise, a

7:53

promise will keep to

7:56

find out.

7:57

Who will killed.

8:12

The streets are hot tonight food, not

8:16

only temperature wise, but everyone

8:18

wants to know who killed Carlos food. The

8:21

police say it was an accident, but

8:24

nah, that's no accident.

8:27

First off, the alleged hit

8:29

and run happened right outside my lady's

8:31

house food at four

8:34

point thirty or about like four thirty four

8:36

around there. We were making all

8:39

crazy in the room food just

8:42

going in and you know,

8:44

she was on top of food like kind of like grinding

8:46

on me, you all. And I

8:49

was trying to reach around food to like

8:51

undo her bra and everything. But

8:54

I couldn't reach your food because you know, she's

8:56

kind of a bigger tight where she's a Gordita was

8:58

another reason I love her and everything. So

9:01

I had to ask her, like, Amy, how can

9:03

you get up? Yeah?

9:07

Hey, can you get up? Because I can't take

9:09

it off from here. You're

9:12

messing up the moment right now. I won't

9:14

take long. I just don't have like long

9:17

enough arms and everything too, like on hook it

9:19

from the back right now, you're stupid.

9:22

Now I'm not in no more. Now, oh,

9:25

come on, we could still be in the moon. We

9:28

just have to get up real quick because

9:30

actually I can't feel my legs right

9:32

now either. That's

9:37

when I heard the crash.

9:43

So I went outside and I

9:45

saw the wreckage. By

9:48

this time, the van was already blocks away,

9:50

but I noticed the tire marks. The

9:53

tread was unusual to The

9:56

tires are seed tight for sure, home and

10:00

you know those usually go on argo vans.

10:02

And the pattern of the trail look like like

10:04

they're all terrain tires. Who and

10:07

if I'm not mistaken and everything, these

10:09

are top of the line BF good

10:11

Rich. Who. Now,

10:15

I know a lot of companies around here that

10:17

you know, they're not trying to stand that kind of ferty on

10:19

tires.

10:19

Who.

10:20

But there is one company who can afford it,

10:23

and that's ram

10:27

tam tam Te.

10:28

So yeah,

10:33

this just in regarding the sudden death of our

10:35

beloved robot Carlos statewide,

10:37

similar incidents have occurred with the same model,

10:40

and you're of the robot consumers

10:42

statewide are calling foul play. Let's

10:44

take you live to a press conference with the police cheating

10:46

out.

10:49

All right, settle down, settle down.

10:52

Now that we know the utility van is from

10:54

Ramtech, will there be any charges

10:57

officially made?

10:58

We have question in the company and there be very

11:00

cooperative. However, although

11:02

we've identified the vehicle, we still

11:04

need to determine the motive.

11:05

You're hundreds of similar cases

11:08

have been filed involving the same year

11:10

and model like carlos So

11:13

some believe that Ramtech has purposely

11:15

destroyed their old models to

11:17

make consumers purchase newer

11:19

models. Is there any truth to this?

11:22

I'm not in the business of hearsay, to

11:25

be honest. Some of that sounds, you

11:27

know, like a little malarkey to me. But

11:29

allow us to do our due diligence and we'll sure

11:31

you will get to the bottom of this.

11:35

Let's check in with Arnie at Citty Hall where

11:37

protests are getting out of hand.

11:39

Arnie, Yes, Rodolina,

11:41

I'm here outside of Citty Hall where the police chief

11:43

ists just had a preth conference and people are very

11:45

emotional. Let me speak to somebody here hither.

11:49

Can I speak to you for a moment? What brings

11:51

you out here today?

11:52

You know, I just want justice for carlos

11:54

Man, you know, and the rest of the soul

11:57

called like outdated robots out here have

11:59

been Mercilesley discontinued

12:01

like all of a sudden by the very like corporation

12:03

that created them. It's fucking bullshit

12:06

man.

12:07

Well feed broth Alinda. The diversity

12:09

out here needs to be mentioned. We have little

12:11

home meath with signs that say justice for Carlos.

12:14

We have regular size homemath with anti

12:16

Ramtech banners. We even have several

12:19

members of the Partisian community here after

12:21

Douche, what brings you here today?

12:23

Some people say they protest, Bro. They no protest,

12:26

Bro, They no protests Okay.

12:28

They say, Oh I have little sign Okay,

12:30

maybe I'll get megaphone, Bro.

12:32

Okay, maybe I hold hands in sinkumbaya.

12:34

Bro.

12:34

That's Bushie. Okay. When I protest,

12:36

Bro, I march, I passed off fry, I make beans,

12:38

I paint fast, I sit in I organized strike

12:41

a factory.

12:41

Bro.

12:42

Okay, right, Congressman, Bro, boy got

12:44

everything ram Tech?

12:45

Bro.

12:45

No bush I told my mother every

12:47

day Bro, and tell her to protest.

12:50

Bro.

12:51

Thank you for Douci. Next check in with

12:53

our own Max Peterson and the ku Ello Chopper.

12:56

Max.

12:58

There are literally people

13:00

here at City Hall, but even more

13:02

protesters got it around the ram Tech

13:04

headquarters. It is a frenzy. I

13:07

haven't seen this many people out since day

13:09

on the Green Festival in nineteen eighty three

13:12

where I saw both Addy Money and

13:14

Ryan Adams on the same bill.

13:17

That was a great show, hell of a show

13:19

with us. But if you want my unbiased

13:21

opinion.

13:22

I do believe that ram Tech is that fault

13:24

here.

13:24

Corporations have been doing.

13:26

Shady shit for a long time. And it's a little

13:28

French, but they've been caring about profits

13:30

over people for years and it's

13:32

time for that to change. It's time to

13:34

send a message to them. And I tell you what,

13:37

Roselina, if I could come a cozi this

13:39

chopper riding to the headquarters, I would, But

13:41

it is what it is.

13:42

Back at you, Thank

13:45

you so much.

13:45

Max.

13:46

Now in studio we have to spokeswoman for

13:48

Tia Donna, that is Cynthia Kamanski

13:51

to speak on the topic. Cynthia, how

13:53

are you well? Thank you much, Rozilian.

13:56

Yes, it's honored to be here and be the

13:58

spokesperson for Tiatia.

14:00

Yeah.

14:01

And you know, although this time

14:04

may be dark, and you know

14:06

it's corporations always take advantage

14:08

of people and everything. There

14:11

is some you know, seilver laning here,

14:14

which is that people are coming together

14:17

and it's and it's just beautiful to

14:19

watch.

14:19

You know.

14:20

There's been just a long division

14:23

amongst little kimies and regular

14:25

sized yomies, and now we don't see that when

14:27

people come together for things like yeah,

14:30

you know, and you see the little homies,

14:32

regular size homes, black, white,

14:35

Asian Latinos.

14:37

You know.

14:37

The truth is we're all little homies in the

14:39

eyes of the big monster corporations

14:42

that try to eat us up. So

14:44

I just want to just put some light on

14:46

just we're coming together and we're gonna get new

14:48

this against m tech. Okay,

14:50

So thanks for having me and Rosalinda

14:53

and you know, and anybody can put in a kilt

14:56

and that's little kilmis and

14:58

regularly kilmies unite a

15:00

it gets count okay.

15:03

Yeah.

15:05

And I'm tired incorporated to take advantage of the little.

15:07

Homies and the big homies and the regular

15:10

size homies.

15:11

Oh shit, I'm tired

15:13

of these corporations praying on us.

15:15

No loyalty, you know, honor all profits, no trust.

15:18

I'm a little home using technology every day,

15:20

buying all these products just to stay in the game.

15:22

But then it's like, sorry, your charger's been just continued

15:25

for to buy some more shit. Getting played for a fool.

15:27

But now it's time to take a stand and fight back

15:30

and call out these evil doors at ram Tech.

15:32

We about to put you on blast because we.

15:34

All know you're the ones who took out the homie

15:36

car Lows, the hoods favorite robot forever

15:38

and a day, the one who had our back in the world

15:41

of technology. Little homies, big

15:43

homies unite, even regular sites

15:45

homies are down for the fight.

15:47

It's time we all get all respect

15:49

and take down the monster they call ram Tech.

15:52

Little Homies, big homies unite, even

15:54

regular sites homies are down for the fight.

15:56

It's time we all get all respect

15:58

and take down the monster they called ram Teg.

16:02

Man.

16:02

We all know you did, Carlos, dirty homie.

16:06

We about to night, big

16:08

homies, little homies, regular size homies.

16:12

Time we fight back against

16:14

his monsters they called ram teg Recipes

16:17

of the homeboy, Carlos,

16:23

we got that laughter for your soul. You're

16:26

now toned into the Frankie on this

16:28

show, all

16:31

right. He thanks everybody

16:33

for coming to today's class on me. Guys,

16:36

they're pretty good. Eh. Some

16:39

of you need to get better obviously because I see that

16:41

your your minds elsewhere. But

16:44

let's bring it back on me. Let's get centered right now, you know what I'm

16:46

saying. So let's breathe in some positivity.

16:51

Exhale negativity on me, shy,

16:55

live with that dumb shit ain't because

16:59

most important thing me it don't ever act like

17:01

you have things figured out, he because you have to

17:03

forever be a student, homie, because

17:06

a lot of times suos to be like, oh, look that

17:08

looks cute or whatever. They see a hippo on me, you

17:11

know, like a hippo and they're like, hey, like

17:13

that, like it looks like you could hug them.

17:16

But hippos are actually, uh,

17:19

in the top five animals that

17:21

kill humans. Hey, uh, the statistics

17:24

are pretty high on it. But like

17:27

lo and behold or whatever, a hippo will fuck you

17:29

up on me, So don't try to hug

17:31

it, you know, just

17:33

staying your laying on me and appreciate

17:35

the hippo from a distance, all

17:38

right, just like

17:40

like your mother in law or your lady's

17:42

mom, you know, just appreciate it. From the

17:44

distance, say, because if you get in there too much and she's gonna

17:46

be all up in your business, hey, and

17:48

she'ld you know. The last thing you want

17:50

it is for like your mother in law, your

17:53

hinna's mom to start texting

17:55

you homies. That's when you know, like, oh,

17:57

your life is over because you're

17:59

gonna be like you know what I mean, It's like you're just

18:01

being monitored all the time on me. So

18:05

what I'm saying is you could still appreciate

18:08

that person's beauty homing from a distance

18:10

like you would a hip boy. Just don't

18:12

go try to get too close or hug

18:14

it because then you know

18:16

you're probably dying. I mean, so you know, nobody

18:18

wants that home and they want you here living, thriving,

18:22

you know, and like you know, having

18:24

a good job. Hopefully maybe you don't have a job right

18:27

now, but that's neither here nor there. Homely, the point is

18:29

that you know, you have Spotify or whatever however

18:31

you're listening to this or iTunes,

18:33

So something's going good in your life. So

18:36

that's what's up, all right. So

18:38

when chin me for you

18:40

know, representing your trollo fit and for being

18:42

here and you know, for respecting

18:45

you know, your surroundings and the planets

18:47

and everything, and you know, just watch

18:50

out for those hippos a you

18:52

know, just uh, you

18:54

know, try to avoid your highna's

18:56

mom texting you, all right, so

18:58

he keep thriving, keep shining, keep representing

19:00

to the police and all that. No matter where

19:03

you're at on me, know that Creeper loves you. Ay all right?

19:05

That So what's up?

19:08

Oh Cheesi?

19:10

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19:46

call will be recorded and monitored.

19:48

I have a collect call from rubrit.

19:52

Hey.

19:53

Hey, Premo, what's Allmie, are you okay

19:55

in there? What dawn on me?

19:57

I'm all right, Homie still

20:00

went down fucked up on me, I fucked up you.

20:02

The motherfucker's only fuck rap tap Oni.

20:05

Fuck that ship boy. They took Carlos on

20:07

me.

20:08

I know he but now he's in robot Heaven

20:10

or whatever on me.

20:11

Hey but still me no, no, yeah,

20:14

that shit gonna flat with.

20:15

Me, Oni, I know, Homie. W

20:18

Yeah. Other hint that said that you knocked out like

20:20

six or seven of those fools, and like

20:22

they were all in business suits, but they were just laying right

20:24

there like, ah, you know, looking dumb.

20:27

Yeah, you know how we do it, pretty moll. I mean that's

20:29

it's the way we take care of business man. But hey,

20:31

man, when you can't do that for me onmi.

20:33

Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna. I'm gon way over there home. I'm gonna

20:35

go to the bail bonds or whatever and then uh, you

20:37

know, we're gonna bail you out here. So we're gonna we're

20:39

having out saw that tomorrow and then be like even though

20:42

you've only been there for like two days, we'll still make it like

20:44

hey, welcome home. You know.

20:45

Yeah, I told I'm kiding right with

20:47

the homies only pel.

20:49

All right, all right, that's what's up.

20:51

I'll see you soon.