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I'm Nick. I'm getting married today. I'm also
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the next chapter of my life. When you
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down. This
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is the Friends All. And
1:04
this ain't no shit that I put
1:06
to the table. You did. And what
1:08
you posted, what you posted, I'm getting
1:10
so sick of you not taking accountability
1:12
or responsibility for your words, brother. That's
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right. Oh, no, that's
1:16
right. That's that's that's
1:19
you know what it is. It's for
1:21
older than new. Okay, because we're going
1:23
to our kind of in the Friends
1:25
on Smithsonian. Okay. Because in
1:30
this case, you know,
1:33
it's Monique and sometimes sometimes she's
1:35
right. And in this case, she
1:37
was right. Because this is what
1:39
this motherfucker did. You know what
1:41
he posted what he said this
1:44
week. I cannot believe this. I
1:46
can actually can't believe this person
1:48
said this. None other than
1:50
Bosey. Okay. Who
1:53
then said something nasty again.
1:55
He's a he's a nasty
1:57
sexual miscreant. Everything that he
1:59
does. is just scuzzy
2:01
and gutter and filthy and
2:03
sniperish and
2:06
you know, scuzzy and whatever scuzzy means,
2:09
that's what it is. And so anyway,
2:11
this week, Busi was telling his mama
2:13
to let her cheeks hang and
2:16
put a swimsuit on there on vacation. He told
2:18
his mama, as a matter of fact, I'll just
2:20
let him tell you his self. Oh God. Oh,
2:22
man. Mama, you
2:24
got on a baby suit? What
2:28
you got on tightest them cheeks out? Man,
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you gotta let your cheeks hang out, man. You
2:34
gotta put on a two piece, man. You
2:37
gotta put on a two piece and let them cheeks hang.
2:40
Ooh, look at them cheeks. Look
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at them cheeks, mama. They got
2:45
some old men on my life. They
2:48
got some old men on my life with cheeks. What's
2:50
the last thing you said? They got some old
2:52
man on my life. Some old man
2:55
on my life. He was on
2:57
Instagram live on a new account because he's
2:59
always banned from Instagram. And
3:01
they're on a family vacation, apparently looked like
3:04
somewhere like Myrtle Beach or something like that.
3:07
And- Sounds about it. Hey,
3:09
you know, he had Atlantic City.
3:11
Anyway, he had, he
3:15
had his mama on vacation with him
3:17
and he was asking her, did
3:19
she have a swimsuit on? Was she putting one
3:22
on? He suggested to her. She was telling him,
3:24
no, she was pushing back. He was telling her,
3:26
you know, yes, you should. Yes,
3:28
you need to let your cheeks out. Referring
3:30
to her ass cheeks and her butt cleavage
3:33
letting that out of a swimsuit, his
3:35
mother. Now people are up
3:37
in arms about this. And I wasn't
3:39
surprised personally by what he said to
3:41
her because remember this is Boussie, we
3:43
talking about the same person who got
3:46
his son blown at a young age
3:48
by a grown woman and a bunch
3:50
of other shit. Oh gosh, I forgot that. Yeah,
3:52
a bunch of other shit. So I
3:54
wasn't surprised because we know he's a
3:56
nasty sexual miscreant and deviant, right? But
3:59
what surprised me about this. I was
4:02
I didn't know boozy had a mama. Oh
4:07
my God. I did. I've never I
4:09
have when have you ever thought about
4:11
boozy having a mama or somebody being
4:13
boozy's mama? You never thought
4:15
about I never thought about him coming from
4:18
nobody. I thought this motherfucker just grew
4:21
up like like a barnacle. You know
4:23
I'm saying on the side of a
4:25
like a crustacean on the side of
4:27
a boat down in Louisiana, Louisiana somewhere.
4:30
You know what I'm saying? I thought
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that's how I thought he just grew
4:35
like in a peachy dish. You know what
4:37
I'm saying? Like bag, teario
4:39
vaginal. He just grew. I didn't know
4:41
that. I didn't know. I
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didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't
4:46
know. I didn't know boozy had a
4:48
mama. Oh, I've never thought about nobody
4:50
being little boozy's mama. What have you
4:52
ever thought about little boozy having a
4:55
mother? That's what I was I was
4:57
like mouth open. I was like, oh,
4:59
she got a mama. I never thought
5:02
about it. I didn't know
5:04
boozy had no damn mama. Where have you
5:07
ever thought boozy have a goddamn mama? You
5:10
ain't never thought about boozy. Who
5:12
is little boozy's mama? That's
5:14
what we need to find out. Who
5:16
in the hell is little boozy's mama? We need
5:18
to get him cuz I'm gonna start doing some
5:20
digging and some good old fashioned
5:23
gossiping. We need to find out who
5:25
in the hell little boozy. I just
5:27
never thought about him having a mother.
5:29
I never thought about that ever in my
5:31
life. So that's what shocked me. And I
5:33
guess we can sit there to rest. boozy
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do have a mom. He do have a
5:38
mom. You know, he does. I just didn't
5:40
I do. Play around and she gonna end
5:42
up on a juice network. That's why I'm
5:45
over here just like, I don't know. I
5:47
don't know. I want to know more about
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him. Had a mama. I just never knew
5:51
that at all. I knew he had children.
5:53
I knew that he had land. You
5:56
know, girlfriends. I just
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did not know that he had a
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mother. I never had a mom. And I
6:02
was I was I was shocked
6:07
when I saw him in conversation with
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his mama today. And so that's all
6:12
I want to share with y'all. And
6:14
for that to be the introduction. That's
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it. Who knew? Busy had a mama.
6:19
I had no idea that he had a
6:21
mother. I thought the nigga just I don't
6:24
know. I thought he just appeared just was
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he just was you have to be
6:28
like God is and that's
6:31
just where they stop it. I thought I thought
6:33
Busy just he just was Lucy.
6:35
You know what I'm saying? I never imagined
6:37
him having a mama and I was shocked
6:39
to find out that he does in fact
6:41
have a mom. And I found out today.
6:44
So well, that's why he wanted his momma
6:46
to had him cheeks out which he wanted
6:48
you know everyone to know that he had
6:50
a mom with some cheeks out. I might
6:52
be close and have like a playful relationship.
6:54
I would talk to my mom like that.
6:57
Yeah, but you're normal. You know, you
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haven't done weirdo, you
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know, get your cheeks out. Yeah, you're
7:03
also like girl girls. Girls been hitting
7:05
each other on the ass for years
7:07
without any, you know, consequence and stuff
7:10
like that. So that's different. Busy
7:12
is an ignorant ass,
7:15
yellow eyeball having the
7:18
Louisiana native who has
7:21
upon his own, you know, taking it
7:23
up on his own brigade to be
7:25
against anything other than
7:28
what he knows to be normal because I used
7:30
to think it was just a gay thing. But
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now I know this and then motherfucker just don't,
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you know what I'm saying? He just don't know
7:36
nothing about nothing. So in addition to his ignorance
7:38
towards the gays, he's just an ignorant nasty, you
7:42
know, he's like a switch. You ever
7:45
like you ever had to go get a switch
7:47
off a tree, like a broken stick on the
7:50
ground just covered in dust. It's you
7:52
calling him a barnacle. Yeah. Barnacle,
7:54
Lucy, Barnacle, Lucy, that's what Lucy
7:56
the barnacle. That's what I thought
7:58
he was. He just grew
8:01
off of something that, you know, like
8:03
the ruins or remains of something. You
8:06
know what I'm saying? I thought he just, who lived, I thought
8:08
he lived under the sea. I did. But
8:11
now we know that he in fact
8:13
got a mama. And I just, I
8:16
was just, certain people, you just never
8:18
think about having a mama. You know,
8:20
he just, I just never equated that
8:22
human experience to Boussey. With that being
8:24
said, welcome to the Friends Zone. We're
8:26
looking at all things, mental health, mental
8:29
wellness, and who
8:31
knew? Who knew? We're
8:34
just leaving at that. Who knew? Who
8:36
knew? I'm almost tempted
8:38
to ask, hello.
8:41
I'm almost tempted to ask, who else you don't see happening
8:43
to mama, but I'm going to just leave it out. No,
8:46
don't pick up that as a second. No, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
8:50
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't have that
8:52
moment. I just needed
8:54
to get it out that I wanted to ask. I don't actually
8:56
want you to answer. It's rhetorical. It's
8:58
rhetorical. I'm sorry. Thank you.
9:00
How are your weekends? Good. What
9:03
did y'all do? Sexy red. It
9:05
was good. You know what I'm saying?
9:07
I had a great weekend. I
9:13
had a great weekend. Shout out to Juneteenth here
9:15
in New York City and the
9:17
layout. Oh, did y'all go to the layout? I
9:19
went to the layout. And you guys
9:22
both got so much love. I saw so
9:24
many people that love the friends. I don't
9:26
love you both. I brought up both of
9:28
your names and just really wanted to
9:30
share love. I saw you were next to Unique. You
9:32
took a picture and Unique was in
9:34
front of it with the hat. That's
9:37
what you are. My little
9:39
brother. Yeah, I
9:41
don't know Unique, but shout out to Unique because
9:43
he made the photo. Shit. You
9:45
know what I'm saying? Yeah, he was literally right
9:47
in front of you with like a big crochet. I
9:50
was like, what are the odds? Yeah, I would
9:52
be next to each other. I
9:54
would have been like, hey, man, you're
9:57
unique. I'm
10:00
trying. But
10:02
now it was cool though, the layout
10:04
was cool. There's so many different beautiful
10:06
types of people out there. I
10:09
had a couple of nutcrackers. You
10:11
know what I'm saying? And it was just
10:14
really, really great. Everybody was out there and
10:16
it was fine. From the time you would
10:18
be like. Fine ass motherfuckers out there. Whatever
10:20
you wanted, they was out there. I'm telling
10:22
you. At the layout. I saw, because you
10:24
saw how people do that DAP10, those
10:26
DAP10 videos. Y'all seen them where
10:28
the girls go up to guys they think are 10 and
10:31
they dap them up. I was like,
10:33
what? I want to do one. Where was
10:35
this at this time? And I also want to do one
10:37
of them 20 V1s. I
10:40
want to be the one. No. I want to be the
10:42
one. And. And. And. And. And. And.
10:44
I want to do it alone. I definitely want
10:46
to do it alone. No. No.
10:52
Speaking of what these things say, my YouTube
10:54
algorithm and a chokehold and I want it
10:56
released immediately. Y'all seen that nigga with them
10:58
Ferris wheel teeth that was on, I guess
11:01
he was on the balloon shows and now
11:03
he's going viral. And the plumber.
11:05
Yes. Oh, the plumber. Oh
11:07
my God. I said, well, I know. I don't want
11:09
to expose him. You not even qualify. You do all
11:11
the boat tightening with his teeth. It looked like he
11:14
just get out on out of the pipe and
11:17
get to tighten. He had
11:19
the biggest, longest. So that
11:21
nigga was, I was like saber tooth ass.
11:23
That motherfucker. I had never seen nothing like
11:25
that. How your teeth and we're trying
11:27
to just give it to girls. Like, I was like,
11:29
the girl still going. The
11:32
girl still going. It's crazy. Crazy.
11:35
Anyway, I didn't even make it that far into
11:37
that part. And I left it with the layout.
11:39
I had a great just as just so you
11:41
know that. And everyday people was great as well.
11:43
I swung through there. Everyday people
11:45
was great. It was just
11:47
like this time. I didn't do Tompkins. I
11:51
did not do Tompkins. No, I did.
11:53
Tompkins Sunday. My arms was too short
11:55
to box with Brooklyn. All the way
11:57
across. It was too much. It
11:59
was so much. There's so many parties going on, and I
12:01
love that it was so many parties going on. You
12:03
know? I love how
12:05
we bring in someone in New
12:07
York. Yeah. We
12:10
right out of the saute. I
12:12
had a good time. It is Pride
12:14
Month. So there
12:16
are gay people here all month. I
12:19
mean, all of the time, obviously. But especially
12:22
more during this month. So I got to
12:24
see some people this weekend. Got really
12:26
fucked up on Saturday. Did
12:28
it all again on Sunday. Went to
12:30
a house party. And I get
12:33
to see one of my friends. I saw India
12:35
last week. India. And one of my friends, too,
12:37
this week. Yeah. I haven't seen her in so
12:39
long. India was here. She performed
12:41
at Radio City with
12:44
Free National. Shout out to them. They
12:46
were opening for Gary Clark, which was
12:48
amazing. Shout out to everybody. That was
12:50
dope. Really, really
12:52
funny seeing India just be
12:56
the beautiful, amazing professional that
12:58
she is. So shout out to
13:00
her. And shout out to India's
13:02
fans. Whether you have heard of her through the
13:04
show or if you just know of her already
13:06
and you listen to the show. She
13:09
dropped vinyl for her last album, and the vinyl
13:11
sold out. One of her
13:13
fans showed up to the show. And he brought
13:15
his vinyl for her to sign. I thought that was
13:17
so dope. And, lowkey, I wanted to steal it off
13:19
his ass. It
13:22
was just really, really dope to see her vinyl. Because
13:24
I really, really wanted one. Me too. I told
13:26
her. She was like, I'll send you one. I'll send
13:28
you one. But I know she's been touring. You
13:30
know how she did. Yeah, I know. I
13:32
have to get to LA. But we love
13:34
her nonetheless. Yes, it's
13:37
amazing. I told India, I was
13:39
like, girl, what you doing next year? You want to
13:41
move in together? And she was like, baby, daddy. Because
13:43
you know she got that dog, and that dog is
13:45
my child. So shout out to India.
13:47
If you see her, tweet her. Tell her. Give
13:49
a sign to his shout back. But yeah,
13:51
it's been a great week
13:53
and a half, I think. It's been great. A
13:56
lot more ups than downs. There's still been
13:58
some downs. But I ain't been stoned. I'm staying
14:00
down there, okay? We love to hear that.
14:02
I ain't been sniping in the gutters. Like,
14:04
I don't want to say his name and bring back
14:06
the original point and go back to mothers, but I've been
14:09
doing better than most other weeks and days that I have
14:11
had. Fran, what about you? How
14:13
have you been? What's been up? What's going
14:15
on? Tell the people. And also one last
14:17
thing. It's hard to stay down when the
14:19
summertime hits New York. Like,
14:22
everything just shifts in you. Whatever
14:24
you was experiencing is right out
14:26
the window. Fran, I was like, maybe I can do one more year
14:28
in New York. It started to
14:31
get a little nice out. You must've seen some.
14:34
If you seen some, say some. I
14:40
did. I wish it would sound like which. I
14:43
saw a couple of things. I was,
14:45
as you can hear, I am whooped.
14:49
I am sick. I'm under the weather. I
14:52
was with the girls. Shout
14:55
out to Crystal and Kia,
14:57
Jade and Toya. We were
14:59
on a beautiful European cruise
15:02
in the French Riviera. Yes,
15:04
yes. We were doing our thing. It
15:06
was so much fun. I'm not a cruise
15:08
girly. Because of what
15:11
I'm experiencing right this moment, I'm not
15:13
a cruise girly because I just feel
15:15
like it's like a petri dish in
15:17
the ocean. But I wanted
15:19
to celebrate Crystal. And
15:22
this is what she wanted to do.
15:24
I surprised her, actually, because she said we
15:26
were linked last year. And
15:29
I never followed up about
15:31
it, because honestly, I was like, am I really
15:33
cold? But then I
15:35
just booked everything. And
15:37
it was super cute because she had no idea. And
15:39
I just popped up on them in
15:41
Spain at the hotel. Yeah, they were
15:43
in the lobby waiting for their rooms, having
15:46
drinks. And I just popped up on
15:48
her cane. She was like, what the fuck? She
15:52
was so confused. She just stood there frozen
15:54
with her hands covered in her face. And
15:59
of course, we got a moment. It was
16:02
just really beautiful. It's exactly what I
16:04
like for us to feel. Yeah,
16:07
I told her I have
16:09
to do a better job of showing
16:11
up and I want you to feel loved and supported.
16:14
And so that was great. And the trip was great. I
16:17
mean, I'm sick, but really it's because I was the
16:19
only one coming from the West Coast. So
16:23
my body, yeah, just had a
16:25
much harder time adjusting to the time
16:27
zones in Europe. I was on a
16:29
nine hour difference from
16:31
the West Coast to all the cities we
16:34
were hitting. We hit a different city
16:36
every day. So it was a lot
16:38
of moving around and I couldn't fully
16:40
adjust. But I'll tell
16:42
more about it during the
16:44
wellness segment because I actually wanted to kind of
16:46
go back and forth with the saunty because I
16:48
know you experienced that same cruise last year. So
16:51
yeah, I want to ask you about the boat too. Yeah, I
16:53
know people are going to have questions just like what
16:55
we did and where it was and when it was
16:58
like and blah, blah, blah. So we'll do that. But
17:00
yeah, I'm just sick trying to like nourish
17:04
myself and get myself back. It's just
17:06
hard. That 14 hour travel
17:09
is a motherfucker. It's just a lot. Yeah, I feel
17:11
you. Yes, it was hard and it don't
17:13
matter how you travel. Like, yeah, fucking
17:15
hurt. So I just
17:17
got to rest. And then like that time changes. Like
17:19
it's not like a full 12 or you know,
17:21
like it's not like anywhere evenly to kind of
17:24
change. So it's like hard to adjust to that.
17:26
Like I left here in the morning and
17:28
got to Spain in the morning. So my body
17:30
was like, what are we doing right now? But
17:33
it's all good. I just need I wanted
17:35
to make sure we could record. So I'm sorry
17:38
if my energy is not the best today. I'm
17:40
going to try my best to hang in there.
17:42
Sorry for the coughs and the
17:44
very clear sickness, but we're going to power through
17:46
try to get this episode out this week. We
17:49
love you, friend. But
17:52
with that being said, do you guys have any
17:54
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19:37
been great. Allegedly is a good, allegedly
19:40
is a good book child. Just for those
19:42
of you that have, have started, I've seen
19:44
the comments on patreon. Yeah. They're
19:47
like, what the fuck? Yes. Yes.
19:51
And onto the binge. No, yeah. On
19:53
the binge, you know, we watch
19:55
it and right now we're watching
19:57
the Gerard Carmichael show. It's
19:59
been a ride. So make
20:01
sure that you check that out if you want
20:03
to hear our spirited and honest Perspectives
20:07
and commentary from watching the Gerard
20:09
Carmichael reality show on Mac Okay
20:23
this week Dustin Ross you have
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the black business for us Shout
20:30
out to my dear friend Terry Johnson black
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if you want to support a great black brand
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do that and tell them that the friend zone
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sent you hi Terry. Love you So
21:40
last week's episode titled drunk
21:43
bar lies, thank you Dustin Ross We
21:46
engaged in a mid-year
21:49
mental health check-in those of you listening
21:51
said you really needed that Did
21:54
some check-ins of your own and
21:56
shared some of your thoughts you had a lot to
21:58
say who stood out to you with Sante Shout
22:00
out to everybody in the gated community.
22:03
I wanted to shout out beautifully.
22:05
Rina or Renna, excuse me if
22:07
I'm saying your name wrong. I just love that it was
22:09
beautifully and you are beautiful. So if I'm saying your name
22:12
wrong, excuse me. Their
22:14
comment is the timing of this mid-year
22:16
assessment is Kismet. Having received my bachelor's
22:18
degree as a single mom who's working
22:20
full time, I was going
22:22
hard for the last four years. Shout out to
22:24
you. Now that I have
22:26
a lot of time freed up, it's driving me crazy to
22:28
think of how much I sacrificed to obtain my degree.
22:31
But now I can be a fully present parent and shift
22:33
into a new work position to give it my all. I'm
22:36
so happy to spend the rest of this
22:38
year shifting into focusing on my life and
22:40
more importantly, my autonomy. Shout out
22:43
to you, Renna or Rina. I think it's dope that
22:45
you have done so much and you got your degree
22:47
and now you can focus on being your good parent.
22:49
When we have these assessments, like friend, that was right
22:51
on time because you
22:54
know, I just said earlier, it's nice out and I was
22:56
thinking like, maybe I could stay in New York one more
22:58
time. So it's like literally right on time for us to
23:00
be trying to figure out like what gears you want to
23:02
shift into. Yeah. Since
23:05
you got your fucking degree. What about you, friend? What
23:07
did you find out there? What
23:10
did you find out there in the
23:13
street? So a lot of people tagged me.
23:16
Remember when I was talking about one of
23:18
my favorite things about Portland being that it's
23:20
a walkable city. Now it was designed. So
23:23
a lot of people tag me. Apparently there's
23:25
an account on TikTok
23:27
called John John. That's J
23:29
O N J O N
23:32
dot MP4. And that's literally
23:34
what he does. Apparently like he
23:36
is, he is in urban design
23:39
and he walks through different cities and tells
23:41
you like what makes it a walkable city,
23:43
what doesn't make it a walkable city. And
23:46
he kind of just like walks through different neighborhoods
23:48
and kind of schools you on what you should
23:50
look for. You know, he pops
23:53
in different places, maybe even giving you some
23:55
insight. If that's something you're looking for
23:57
a city that, you know, there's a lot
23:59
of parts. There's a lot of schools
24:01
nearby and libraries and markets and
24:03
you don't have to rely on transportation or a
24:06
car. I think
24:08
that's a really great account and thank you to
24:10
those of you who tagged me a million times
24:12
to make sure that I saw it. Because
24:14
he- I got it. Yeah.
24:16
Essentially, this is his- Shit! I
24:20
only seen no way! This
24:23
is his brand. This
24:25
is what he does. And
24:30
so it was really cool to see and to
24:33
remind him. Yeah, yeah,
24:35
yeah, yeah. Okay! It really be like
24:37
that. At
24:39
least this one was useful. It
24:44
wasn't like JLo News, which like
24:47
I said, please. A
24:50
lot of you- Somebody said- You see JLo
24:52
head? No. You know what people
24:55
say? I know friends said to the- and then they still tag
24:57
you? That's crazy. That's
24:59
crazy. But anyway- Or when
25:01
you talking about somebody and they tagged the person. Motherfucker,
25:04
I didn't want to tag them. I
25:06
just wanted to say it. Why are you tagging the
25:08
people on here? Trying
25:10
to start something. Oh Jesus. I don't want
25:12
to get into it with nobody. I just wanted to say that
25:15
in peace. I thought y'all was
25:17
a safe spay. God
25:19
damn. Anyway-
25:22
But that's interesting to me. What about you? What
25:24
about you, Justin Ross? What did you find in
25:27
this video? Well, because you know that's where I
25:29
was at. Oh,
25:32
Asante is crazy. Well,
25:34
you know it's actually Juneteenth. No,
25:36
that was on Patsy Cline. Crazy. Crazy.
25:39
I don't feel it. Anyway,
25:41
shout out to Opalie. I'm
25:44
crazy for trying. I'm
25:47
crazy for trying. Crazy.
25:50
They made you sing that in high
25:52
school. Okay. Patsy Cline, that was the
25:54
first cool white lady. Patsy
25:56
Cline. Oh no, she was because Dolly came
25:59
up. before her, Dolly came
26:01
before her. Anyway, Opal
26:04
Lee, today is Juneteenth. Opal Lee
26:06
is the 97 year old Texan
26:08
woman and living legend who made
26:11
the push to make Juneteenth a national holiday.
26:14
And this past Friday, she was given the
26:16
keys to her brand new home, which
26:18
was built on the same tree lined
26:21
corner lot in Fort Worth that her
26:23
family was driven from by a racist
26:25
mob when she was 12 years old.
26:28
Yeah. So this is full
26:30
circle. That's powerful. Yeah. Shout out to
26:32
Opal Lee, Google Opal Lee. You
26:34
know what I'm saying? Also,
26:37
shout out to Mr.
26:40
Duffy, D-U-F-F-Y-Y-Y, who
26:43
said, wherever Quilla is, I hope she is thriving.
26:46
This is a 17 year old
26:48
classic video. And tell me you don't remember
26:50
this. And hold up, man. It's
26:52
your girl, Queen. Not for rocking Jordan, but
26:54
I also rock Fela. Fela. Hold up, big
26:56
baby. That's what I said.
26:59
That's daddy grind gripping busting hoes in
27:01
the head. That's just what I do.
27:03
That's just what it meant. I
27:05
done came through in the peppermint.
27:08
Hold up, big baby. Y'all remember
27:10
little Quilla? Yes. I
27:12
don't remember that. Well, the internet, the
27:14
North remembers. I'm telling you. Yeah,
27:18
shout out to little Quilla. And that's it for me
27:20
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30:54
an interesting show. I
30:56
saw something that caught
30:58
my eye. And if I'm being honest, I
31:01
immediately sent it to X, D and J,
31:03
then we laughed. Okay. And
31:06
I know this was just at the headline.
31:10
And once I read more
31:12
and discovered more about this
31:14
situation, I felt like it
31:17
was something that we had to discuss on the
31:19
friend zone, because it just was so many layers
31:21
involved. So terrified.
31:24
Recently, on June
31:26
12th, this year, 2024, there was
31:29
an article published to People Magazine
31:31
by Brian Brandt and the headline
31:33
of the article, which made me,
31:36
oh, I'm just going to read it. This is the headline
31:38
of the article. And this is where I stopped. This
31:41
is what caught my attention. I'll put it that way. New
31:45
York veteran comes out as
31:48
gay in his obituary, says
31:50
he can now quote forever
31:53
rest in peace now.
31:59
Now, when I... I saw that. And
32:09
it's not. Happy Pride. And Lord
32:11
forgive me because, oh my
32:13
God, no. Because wait. I am not at
32:16
all laughing at the loss of life. There
32:18
were so many things that happened. Right. I'm
32:21
not. There were so many things
32:23
that happened. I'm not. I am
32:25
not. But the, the irony, the
32:28
satirical irony of, him
32:30
saying now I can forever rest
32:32
in peace. And there's more. So
32:36
according to the People Magazine article, right?
32:38
They said that Colonel Edward Thomas
32:40
Ryan said
32:42
that he, he was a New York veteran and
32:44
he can now rest easy. At
32:47
the end of his obituary, this
32:49
is what he wrote. This is a quote. And this
32:51
is another point where I, it's
32:54
quote, I must tell you
32:56
one more thing. I was
32:58
gay all my life. That's what he
33:00
was saying. What
33:04
is wrong with my dream? Oh,
33:20
whoo. Okay.
33:25
So his obituary was published. His
33:28
obituary God, please. Cause we are not
33:31
laughing at the loss of life in
33:33
no way. It's
33:36
just, it's just, it's just,
33:39
it's the way he said. Why
33:44
would he say, I must tell
33:46
you one more thing. Period. I
33:48
was gay all my life. Okay.
33:54
Yeah. So the obituary. I just need
33:56
you to know that. You're
34:01
fucking crazy. Because
34:03
it's the way you are reading it and you're in your
34:05
tent when you are reading it and
34:08
you are fucking crazy. I'm
34:10
telling you. Continue, please. OK. Because
34:13
so some good things,
34:15
right? So he
34:18
served with the Army's 10th Brigade. Now, he was 85
34:20
years old. OK,
34:22
he was a Vietnam vet. I don't know
34:24
what his personal politics were. Is a white
34:26
man? White man from upstate New York. I
34:29
don't know what his personal politics were. So I'm
34:32
not really caping for anybody here. And
34:34
I'm also not saying good. And
34:37
even a military background. That's my
34:39
point. That's already challenging. He had
34:41
a partner of 25 years that
34:44
passed away in 1994. From
34:48
what they say, it was a medical procedure
34:50
going wrong. Now, if you're lying
34:52
about being gay all your life, I don't know.
34:56
I don't know what's true or what's not. But anyway,
34:58
his partner's name
35:01
was Paul Cavanaro.
35:03
And he said that that was the love of his life
35:05
or whatever. And now they're going to be buried together. They're
35:08
being buried side by side so
35:10
they can have their eternal resting. The
35:12
sunset. That's good. They can be together for
35:14
the sunset. And so he
35:17
said that he was afraid of being ostracized.
35:19
So as I started reading this, I wanted
35:23
to know more about the
35:25
details surrounding this, right? Because
35:27
the People Magazine article, again,
35:29
although informative of the surface
35:31
level details, I
35:33
just had to know more about this
35:36
situation. So I did a little bit
35:38
of digging on Google. And I found
35:40
an article that had
35:42
a little bit more information. This is from ABC
35:44
7 New York. Katie
35:48
Kindlin wrote this article on June 14. It
35:51
says, family member reflects on New York a
35:54
military veteran who reveals an obituary he is gay.
35:56
So this is one of his family members now
35:59
offering. more context to the story. And
36:02
so this
36:06
is how the article opens. It says a military
36:09
veteran who went on to serve as
36:11
a firefighter and owned a local radio
36:13
station revealed in his obituary that he
36:15
was gay. A secret he said
36:17
he held his entire life. Colonel
36:19
Edward Thomas Ryan died at age
36:21
85 on June 1st, the first
36:23
day of pride month. Oh,
36:27
nice. See, friend,
36:32
look at this mouth. You miss. I need,
36:35
I need a meme of your mouth doing that because
36:39
that was
36:42
crazy. Okay.
36:46
So we're talking about pregame,
36:48
but then, so this is Colonel Edward
36:51
Thomas Ryan, a lifetime military career veteran.
36:53
You know what I'm saying?
36:57
Deep in the military. And guess what his
36:59
niece name is. Now his niece is the
37:01
one who spoke with Good Morning America. And
37:03
that's where ABC seven got this article from.
37:05
Guess what his niece name is. Linda
37:09
Sargent. Her last name
37:11
is Sargent. They got
37:14
a niece name. Okay.
37:21
She, after she listed his career
37:23
accolades and his survivors in
37:25
the obituary, there
37:28
was also a message from, from
37:31
Colonel Edward Thomas Ryan himself. He
37:33
says, I must tell you one
37:35
more thing. I was gay all
37:37
my life through grade school, through
37:40
high school, through college, through life.
37:42
These are the quotes from the
37:44
obituary. I know I was
37:46
in a loving and caring relationship with Paul Covingonaro of
37:48
North green. Bush.
38:00
He was the love of my life.
38:02
We had 25 great years together. Paul
38:04
died in 1994 from a
38:06
medical procedure gone wrong. I'll be buried
38:09
next to Paul. The
38:11
message continues. Here's the additional context we
38:13
were looking for, right? I'm
38:16
sorry for not having the courage to come out as
38:18
gay. I was afraid
38:20
of being ostracized by family, friends
38:23
and coworkers. Seeing how
38:25
people like me were treated. I just
38:28
could not do it. Now that
38:30
my secret is known, I'll forever rest
38:32
in peace. Linda
38:34
Sergeant said that her
38:37
uncle, who she called Uncle Ed and
38:39
cared for in his final years, did
38:41
speak with her about the message he
38:43
wanted to share after his passing. She
38:46
says, and I think she lying because if
38:48
he had this kind of support, why would
38:50
he feel like that in first place? But
38:52
she said, I said, Uncle Ed, if that's
38:54
what you want to tell the world, tell
38:56
the world that you're gay. Don't be ashamed
38:59
of it. Sergeant said he was
39:01
a great man, and I'm just so sorry that
39:03
he had to hide who he was. He
39:06
lived most of his life upstate in New
39:08
York, including in Albany, where he died. That
39:11
was where he passed away,
39:13
but he was raised in a town called Renessler,
39:17
and he had six siblings. All of them were passed
39:19
away. Now they added a picture to the article of
39:21
what he looked like as a child. And
39:24
I've often heard, well, here's the
39:26
picture. I was the American flag. He's
39:28
probably standing
39:31
like ears, ears. See
39:33
how his knees are? You know what?
39:37
Oh, so. So,
39:41
um, you know, I think that
39:43
sometimes, you know, you can tell, you know, I'm saying
39:45
people are who they are. We was born this way.
39:48
Um, but his niece, his
39:52
niece said, I think his siblings
39:54
knew, but it was never spoken
39:56
about. She said she never remembers
39:58
him discussing his private life. life.
40:01
And she says that during his
40:03
final days, she heard him talk about
40:05
wanting to reunite with Paul. He kept
40:07
saying, I want to go home. I
40:10
want to go be with Paul. And
40:12
he also said that he never had
40:14
another partner after that. And
40:16
so, yeah, you know, this is a situation where
40:18
he just, you
40:20
know, he decided I'm going to get the last
40:23
laugh on you motherfuckers one way or another. I
40:26
hear you all my life. It
40:29
makes you think about a lot of different stuff.
40:33
Like, I don't
40:35
know. Like, I feel like we should all come
40:37
out. You know what I mean? He came out
40:39
in his obituary. So why don't we all come
40:41
out? Like right now, what is one secret? Like
40:43
one thing about you guys each, right? That
40:46
you can reveal today on the show. This
40:50
is the thing you know about. You know,
40:52
just we just have a couple of questions
40:54
as an offshoot of this article. What's something
40:56
that people just don't know about you that
40:59
you can share today? My secret. I
41:01
sleep with the night light. I
41:04
don't mind going first. You know what I'm saying? I
41:06
really like you and I'll know that I'm
41:09
a person who is generally I have strong
41:11
opinions about stuff, but I don't allow my
41:13
emotions to like get the best of me
41:15
when it comes to just generally the way
41:18
I'll govern myself right in life. Politics
41:20
makes me tick. Politics,
41:23
things that go on in the political
41:25
space, they affect me on an emotional
41:27
level to the point where I wish
41:29
sometimes that like I would have started
41:31
over and dedicated my life to like
41:34
being a politician. I
41:37
do, but I would have been so deep in the
41:39
game, you are like. But
41:42
you're also young enough to be
41:44
a politician. I ain't gonna be laying
41:47
up somewhere sleeping with the fishies wearing
41:49
cement socks to somebody put a power
41:51
bounty on my head for me
41:53
telling them no on the urban planning you
41:55
talking about this place.
41:57
So real niggas have been living in this.
42:00
in the neighborhood for years. And since I care
42:02
about what the people care about, now y'all wanna
42:04
take me out of here, I don't need that
42:06
drama. So. I
42:08
totally get it. I told you I wanted to
42:11
be a politician. Once I was in the, once
42:14
I was in City Hall in New York,
42:16
as an assistant, I like peep game on
42:18
how they really move and the shit they
42:20
do, the shit they talk about behind the
42:22
scenes. I was like, ew. This
42:24
is nothing we think it is. I would
42:26
be so motivated by doing justice and
42:29
being of and for the people.
42:31
You think Jasmine Crockett, them AOC,
42:33
all the, baby y'all ain't never
42:36
seen that. Like when D Ross got on that
42:38
motherfucking floor, okay. When I tell you,
42:40
I would have
42:42
been, I'm just telling you,
42:44
like I would have been all about it
42:46
and very honest, very honest,
42:49
best buds with Maxine Waters, you know, cause
42:51
she, all this, she's older and just, spectrum
42:53
just don't look right. So I'd have been
42:55
locked in with her. You know what I'm
42:57
saying? And upwind just running shit. Just
43:00
running the show in all the right ways. And
43:02
it really, that's the one thing that's a trigger
43:04
point for me. You know what I'm
43:06
saying? It's like political views and
43:08
shit. Okay, so that's my secret.
43:10
God, I feel so glad that that's off my
43:13
chest. Yeah, that's a secret.
43:15
But I'm passionate about that. People think I don't give
43:17
a fuck about nothing. And that's why I design. But
43:20
I do care about, so I'm
43:22
opening up. I'm telling people that that's, you
43:24
know, something I care about. That's a lot
43:26
for me. I
43:28
thought you'd go and give me something
43:30
juicy, Dustin. I don't think I'd. I
43:32
don't think I'd. So
43:35
you ain't got to either. You know
43:37
what I'm saying? Just share something, you know, that
43:39
people don't know about you. I'm
43:42
trying to think, when
43:44
something people don't know, I
43:48
don't know why. I feel like I can't
43:50
think of anything that's interesting. Like, I feel like
43:53
I'm pretty trans, like friend, if you want,
43:55
I'll go first, okay? Second. I feel like
43:57
I'm pretty. Yeah, exactly. No, second, excuse me.
43:59
You're trying. I feel like I'm pretty open
44:01
about. No, I'm not trying to.
44:03
I just went before her. So I
44:05
just, my number was off. Excuse me.
44:08
No erasure, brother. No erasure. To
44:10
the spirit of the earlier part of the conversation, before I
44:12
get to this part of this conversation, right? It's
44:15
unfortunate that this man had to live his
44:17
life with this secret. And I actually
44:20
think about that type of stuff today,
44:22
like how everybody, each individual, has something
44:24
that they're dealing with, whether it's personal
44:27
stuff happening now, or whether they're deep-rooted
44:29
secrets. I feel like everybody
44:31
has something that they've dealt with, whether they
44:33
done killed somebody. I don't know,
44:35
not to go all the way dark, or
44:37
whether they didn't cheat on a test when
44:39
they was younger. I'm a drug-car-michael mama, comparing
44:41
cheating and killing, right? Everybody
44:45
has something that they don't wanna talk
44:48
about or haven't talked about. And
44:50
I feel like I've talked about a lot of different things
44:52
to a lot of different people. But
44:54
in the
44:56
spirit of what that's interesting, just
45:00
here's gonna be my answer, right? Because
45:03
I was really just thinking about the depth of
45:05
that, like having to be in the closet, and
45:07
I didn't deal with that. So for me, I
45:09
don't really have anything that heavy, or that, like,
45:11
you know, on my deathbed, like now
45:14
that I've died, what will I say at my own funeral? I
45:17
just don't know what will be like
45:19
that thing. But like one regret
45:21
that I have in my life is that
45:23
I didn't take education super, super serious. Like
45:25
I know I can always go back to
45:28
school and like get degrees and do
45:30
those things. But had I done it
45:32
earlier on, I definitely would have gone
45:34
harder in science. I definitely would be
45:36
full on nerd. I'd be in a
45:38
lab right now doing lab tests, coat,
45:40
washing, all sorts. Like
45:43
I just like that order. I
45:45
like that, like, I like how all of that
45:48
looks. That's why it's like I've never seen myself
45:50
so far, like in a boardroom, you know, businessman
45:52
trying to do that whole thing because
45:54
of the monotony of that. But as
45:57
far as like experimentation, whether it's just,
46:00
experimenting on behavior or experimenting on, you know, little
46:02
things in the Petri dish, blood tests, and I
46:04
don't know, just some sort of information
46:07
gathering. Like I've always enjoyed that. So
46:10
that's not a secret per se, because I feel like people
46:12
know that I'm nerdy, but I always kick myself because it's
46:14
like, damn, if I would have like, like I could have
46:17
really become somebody in science and
46:19
done something that way. Like this is, everybody
46:21
always thinks like, Oh, you know, entertainment, which
46:24
entertainment is cool, and it's fun, and it's
46:26
definitely necessary. And I think that's why I
46:28
connect so much with art because art is
46:30
so emotional. But there's something that's
46:32
also emotional about science that I've
46:34
always connected to. And that's something
46:37
I've always kind of just wanted to get
46:40
into somehow. I don't know. So any
46:42
nerds out there want to, you know, give me the info.
46:44
I love that y'all went back to school. Have
46:47
y'all ever, I guess on the other
46:50
side of that coin, I guess being young in
46:52
New York, when
46:54
you grew up in New York, a lot of us were
47:04
party kids really young. That when I
47:06
think back now, I'm like, Oh my
47:08
God, like I think of Noah, and
47:11
I can't imagine Noah, like taking the
47:13
train by himself right now. You know,
47:15
like there's things that I'm like, yo,
47:17
the shit that we did, like commuting
47:20
over an hour to school, we would be
47:22
at the club because Copacabana had
47:25
teen night. And but
47:27
even we were younger, we were
47:29
like, you they didn't they let
47:31
you in at 15. Like that was the
47:34
starting point. And we were 13, 14.
47:36
We looked, you know,
47:39
we all have bodies really young. And so we
47:41
would be wearing like sheer
47:43
body. And you were seeing the movie 13 friends.
47:47
Literally, I only
47:50
difference is I was never
47:52
into drugs, like with the
47:54
drinking. Hello, all me, which
47:56
now thinking back, I'm like,
47:58
that's so problematic. Isn't it weird
48:00
when you think back to shit now at the
48:02
age you're at and you're like, that's so gross.
48:05
Like I had a neighbor
48:08
who with me being that age,
48:10
he was a bouncer and he
48:12
would get me in to places.
48:15
Lucky for me, he never did anything
48:17
weird. I knew he
48:19
liked me, so we definitely, me and my
48:21
friends used that to our advantage, but he
48:23
never like did anything, you know? But
48:26
he used to get us in and I remember I
48:28
got super drunk. And
48:30
he like slipped me on his shoulder and was knocking on
48:33
my shoulder. Make sure your ass got home.
48:35
He was looking out. He had too much to
48:37
drink. My
48:40
mom was so pissed, like what the fuck, that's
48:42
embarrassing. It's like, I'm glad you had that, but
48:44
it is also like weird. Like, you know, like-
48:46
Cause he's like a grown man. He was like
48:48
in his mid twenties, you know? And I was
48:50
13, 14. Like
48:52
he had no business encouraging,
48:55
I should say, me
48:57
and my friends to come to his bar,
49:00
but you know the bar he worked at. It's
49:02
cause he, we knew we would get in. And
49:04
then because he was cool, obviously with the bartenders,
49:06
they would kind of, he'd be like, give them
49:09
whatever they want. So we were drinking
49:11
Long Island ice teas and all kinds
49:13
of stupid shit at that age.
49:15
Cause you don't really know about drinking. And
49:20
you just, you know, getting fucked up. And
49:23
I feel like now that I'm in my forties, I'm
49:25
going through this thing now, where
49:27
I'm thinking back to
49:29
shit, I was situations I
49:31
was in that were unbelievably
49:33
inappropriate with adults that should
49:35
have looked out for
49:38
me. That's not even, you know what I
49:40
mean? But it's like hitting me now, like
49:42
it's hitting me now at this age, even
49:45
people I dated things that's back
49:47
then I thought, Oh, you know, I
49:49
was lucky they were older men. That now I'm like,
49:51
ew, the fuck was wrong with
49:53
you? But that
49:55
especially like my neighbor,
49:57
just having my, me and my friends.
50:00
group, pissy ass jump. It's
50:02
just so bad. And New Yorkers are a lot of
50:04
us have that story because our life the
50:07
first like the young. Yeah,
50:09
I know. I'm not going to say that.
50:12
I'm going to clip my tongue. But we
50:14
would just say that. Let
50:17
me just be quiet. OK, have you
50:19
guys ever found out anything surprising
50:22
about somebody that you thought you
50:24
knew well when they passed away?
50:26
Ooh. Something
50:28
surprising when they passed away. I'll
50:31
go. So one of
50:33
my friends passed away years ago, like maybe.
50:37
Maybe seven, eight years ago, they passed
50:39
away and. Oh,
50:42
I can say this is one of my, you know, who
50:45
I'm talking about. But once one of my friends passed away
50:48
years ago and they had a
50:50
child the whole time that I knew them
50:52
or whatever. And when they passed
50:54
away, I found out that that was their sister's
50:56
child. It wasn't their child. It
50:58
was really there. It was really their sister's child.
51:01
And they had told me and a whole bunch of
51:03
other people that that was their child. And
51:06
when the person passed away, this is like when I first
51:09
I've been in New York with 14 years. So this
51:11
was like this is way this is like
51:13
10 years ago. It has happened.
51:15
And so, yes. And when they passed away, we find
51:18
out that that was not their kid in the family.
51:20
Everybody else knew, but like the
51:22
friends, the friends
51:24
thought that was the person's child. Shit.
51:27
Was their sibling younger? Is that
51:29
why they like they didn't take
51:32
the rest of them? They lied to all
51:34
of us about their being their child. And
51:36
it was really their their
51:39
sister's child. I don't want to say
51:41
the gender because I'm trying to keep it
51:43
as vague as possible. But it
51:45
was really their sister's child. Oh,
51:47
see, I misunderstood. I thought that was
51:49
like everyone thought that that was their
51:51
child. And then in the end, we
51:53
learned it was a sister's child. But
51:55
you say they were just pretending. Mm
51:58
hmm. Oh, that's they were pretending to the. And
52:00
I was like, and even the parts, the child, the
52:05
child was grown, you know what I'm saying? And
52:07
they knew what this person had apparently told us.
52:11
It was crazy. And it really was,
52:13
I don't want to go too far into detail, but
52:17
it just was so shocking to me. Cause I was
52:20
like, all this time I thought that was that person's
52:22
child. And it's not that I thought that they told
52:24
me and everybody, that they were
52:26
friends with that that was their kid. Yeah.
52:30
They had you on the blue. And then we get there.
52:32
Yeah. The whole family. Cause like, it
52:34
was crazy. Well, yeah. So that happened to me in my life.
52:38
That was like 10 years ago. That's so trippy.
52:41
Damn. Only thing I could think of that I have no problem
52:43
sharing. Cause
52:45
it's low key funny. So when my
52:47
grandfather passed, um, my grandfather passed away,
52:51
we were all like. Oh, That
52:53
means I had energy. Right. That
52:55
family friend that you're just like, Oh, interesting. And
52:57
y'all get together now, you know? And the rumor
52:59
was, you know, I
53:01
was like, Oh my God. I'm on a I'm
53:07
on a I'm on a
53:12
I'm on a I'm
53:15
on a Main
53:17
train. And
53:20
you just can't I can't even
53:25
You can't. Because
53:31
some of those complexity people.
53:33
Background stuff. OY. That's
53:38
a y'all that I'm not. But
53:43
it changed. Let
53:48
me tell you something about old people.
53:50
Old people have been they started. You
53:53
know what I'm saying? Secrets that are
53:55
so fucking crazy about whose mama's
53:57
whose whose son is extra. who's
54:00
like with who? And be
54:02
holding it. Secret families. Holding the
54:04
secret. Take it to the grave. What? I'm
54:08
dying right now. And they don't put nothing
54:10
there, obituary. I wish that before
54:12
my grandmother passed that she was just like, fuck
54:14
it. You know, like I really wish that she
54:16
was like, listen, boom, boom, and boom. But
54:19
we never got to that. But I
54:21
think it's kind of, I'm like, all right girl. Do
54:25
your thing. She was
54:27
trouble, so. The only thing I could think
54:29
of, I can't really tell that on you.
54:34
There was an acquaintance that passed a few
54:36
years ago that I knew. But finding out
54:39
what they did for their day job and
54:42
their family and stuff was like a while for
54:44
me. Cause it was somebody
54:46
I knew. I
54:48
think they were closeted. So that's why it's
54:50
like, I don't really want to share too much information. But
54:53
seeing their family and all that afterwards. Oh, that
54:55
you didn't know. I was
54:57
talking to, well, they were
54:59
acquaintances, but we wasn't doing that. But
55:02
I knew. That they were doing that. The person that
55:04
they was doing. So it was
55:07
hard for them. And for me, I
55:09
was just like. Did a bunch of gay people show up to the
55:11
funeral? I
55:14
know the family was like. I was not present. But
55:17
I just know the
55:20
person that I knew, they
55:22
ran into a couple of other people that
55:24
knew this acquaintance. And it wasn't at the
55:26
funeral. There was like a gathering somewhere else,
55:28
like after for, because this person like people
55:30
knew him. And I was like, okay. And
55:33
then at the gathering, there was like a couple of the people
55:36
that knew him intimately as well. And I
55:38
was just like, damn, oh boy was getting busy. Which
55:41
I got a story about that too. Cause
55:45
friends, your point, I was like, I mean, Nino fucked up
55:47
the way he did. I
55:50
was like, I mean, Nino fucked up the
55:52
way he did his family, but it was cool that, as
55:55
far as him and the lifestyle, he was different the way that he was. Cause I
55:57
was like, you know, he was kind of racking them
55:59
up. I was like. You know, I ain't mad at that, you know, because
56:01
he had a lot of to show up. Well, so
56:03
I know somebody passed away back
56:06
home in Michigan and their family
56:08
ain't know they was gay. And but
56:11
the gay community knew that was gay. And
56:13
so and they all came out. Yeah.
56:17
That family. You talk about miles on
56:19
the pier. The
56:23
whole family was like, looking like
56:25
that meme of that girl. The
56:30
whole damn family. That
56:32
said, damn, if
56:35
you don't, if you don't
56:37
know, now you know. What's
56:40
with that lady saying the
56:42
stole the music from Dionne
56:45
Warwick? Surprise, surprise. Surprise,
56:49
surprise. Hell yeah. Okay,
56:52
anyway, now so this also when
56:55
I tell you I would have also got me
56:58
to think. That's
57:00
what I want to be. I
57:05
don't want to be the gay section. And
57:13
then it's like it's like the unwelcome gay.
57:15
But imagine if they know it's like more
57:17
gay people then the imagine being more and
57:19
more family than family. This was like, this
57:22
is like
57:24
it was too many too hard to handle. Like
57:28
that in all these years, he will
57:31
not say it. We all
57:34
know it. But he will not
57:36
say it. And he's in 60s now. And
57:39
he will not say it. And in my mind,
57:41
I'm like, I'm wondering if
57:43
he's gonna do something like this, you know, or
57:45
maybe he's just gonna take it to the grave
57:47
because that's a different generation, you know. They
57:52
just moved so different than this new
57:54
generation. So I can't you know, we
57:56
got to just be supportive of whatever
57:58
he he's like He has
58:00
like his roommate that he's been living with
58:02
for 30 years in San Francisco, you know
58:05
what I'm saying? He's
58:08
always had red hair. I'm convinced. His
58:13
eyebrows are always arched and my
58:15
grandfather used to be living. He
58:23
would come with the red doobie with
58:25
the pins, you know what I'm saying?
58:27
Hey. K-pasa.
58:30
Shit, what's up? Okay.
58:33
Meguota Pingas. I'm convinced. Straight
58:36
up. You know, the more things change, the
58:40
more things change for some people, there
58:43
has been that like that life event, whether
58:45
it's something that's happened with family or something
58:47
that's happened at work, there's been that life
58:49
event that it said like, I am never
58:51
coming out. I know, like never. But
58:55
again, that shows up, like how Dustin asked about secrets,
58:57
that shows up in different ways in different scenarios. Like
58:59
even with love, while some people, while they can't figure
59:01
out why they can't connect with love, like that one
59:03
life event has happened to them and they're like, well,
59:06
I'll never love again or I'll never, you know, trust
59:08
a bitch or whatever niggas be saying, you know, like,
59:10
that thing has happened and there are some people that
59:12
will never come out or they will never speak those
59:14
words because they don't want to break a heart or
59:16
be looked at as different or be treated
59:19
like how they saw somebody else treated or experienced that
59:21
thing that happened back then and what other way it
59:23
showed up. So for me, it's
59:25
like, I can't, there
59:28
are scenarios that are just like not my business, right?
59:31
But what is within my power is, you know,
59:33
do I, I can walk away when I need
59:35
to walk away or if I
59:38
find myself in a scenario with somebody, cause they're, you know,
59:40
love a marriage, they're always talking about being
59:42
separated and they're still being paperworked. If I
59:44
end up in a situation like that, you
59:46
know, it's up to me what I decide
59:48
to do it cause sometimes people
59:50
say that, but that's not actually the case,
59:52
you know? So things are
59:55
complex, you know? You know, things are just
59:57
complex. Things just made me think about. DL.
1:00:00
women. I
1:00:02
wonder how many women, how many women,
1:00:04
wives and mothers are living their lives
1:00:07
every day functioning as homemakers.
1:00:09
I had an office like that too. Wait a
1:00:12
minute. Y'all saw my aunt.
1:00:15
You remember, remember, I was
1:00:17
on a past mark. I was,
1:00:19
yes, with the Thames and the
1:00:21
wife beater and like the Shaves.
1:00:23
I forgot about that. I forgot
1:00:26
about that. Yes.
1:00:28
She was always a really young, beautiful, body out
1:00:30
of hair, just gorgeous women. I
1:00:39
think my family, I'm assuming, obviously I
1:00:41
wasn't there, but I'm assuming that their
1:00:43
childhood was just really rough because all
1:00:45
of them got the fuck. They're like,
1:00:49
don't talk to each other. It just
1:00:51
must've been too tumultuous. But she,
1:00:53
at that time, a lot of what women would
1:00:55
do is they'd marry the first person to get the
1:00:58
fuck out their house. Maybe
1:01:00
18 getting married just
1:01:03
to get out of their house. She
1:01:05
did that, was married for a long
1:01:08
time, had her beautiful children, beautiful
1:01:11
house always. They always had that
1:01:13
perfect life where it's like wife,
1:01:16
husband, kids, they always had a nice
1:01:18
ass car. As kids
1:01:20
from the projects, you used to love that shit.
1:01:22
I'm like, that's cool. I like seeing y'all when
1:01:24
you get settled and get out of here. That
1:01:28
was always inspiring to
1:01:30
me. Then they divorced
1:01:33
finally. All that beauty
1:01:36
shit out the fucking window. Now
1:01:38
she be wearing jean shorts and
1:01:40
10. Your whole
1:01:42
star with the wife
1:01:44
beater, the Shaves sides.
1:01:47
I remember it was just like,
1:01:49
whoa, a complete 180. Now she's
1:01:51
just so in her element. She
1:01:54
has her girlfriend. Her girlfriend is
1:01:56
the same one. Yeah, that's in
1:01:58
her heels and her hands. And
1:02:00
my aunt is just, I'm like,
1:02:02
wow. Wish that didn't happen until
1:02:04
she was like in her 40s. And
1:02:08
that's so interesting, like how people, I
1:02:12
wonder what happened. I never
1:02:14
had that combo with her because I also don't know
1:02:16
if that's like inappropriate, but I'm always like, what happened?
1:02:19
And make you be like, fuck the bullshit. Like I
1:02:22
can't do this no more. And
1:02:24
the fear. Some people would say they breaking point. And
1:02:27
the fear too, I'm sure of like, you fucking up your
1:02:29
household. Yeah, I'm sure that is a lot of pressure too.
1:02:31
You know, you don't want to do that to your kids
1:02:33
and your husband, but who knows? You don't want your
1:02:35
kids resenting you or whatever to be
1:02:38
adversarial to you. Or you know what I'm
1:02:40
saying? Having that sort of drama. I know,
1:02:42
but I just thought about that shit though.
1:02:44
Like how many women be going
1:02:46
on girl's trips and not like y'alls girl?
1:02:48
I mean like, you know what I'm saying? No,
1:02:50
for real. But you know what I mean? Like how many
1:02:52
women be doing that shit like to get away and actually
1:02:55
be full out lesbians? Yeah,
1:02:57
you know what I'm saying? So it's just
1:02:59
a lot when we think about this. Listeners
1:03:03
writing. Let
1:03:05
us know if you on the DL just make
1:03:07
a weird thing of dressing right in. Let us,
1:03:10
yeah. Who y'all
1:03:12
think is gay? That ain't came out yet. I'm
1:03:14
just playing. What the fuck? I'm
1:03:18
just playing. But no, we're just putting the
1:03:20
discussion with that. I just thought that was
1:03:23
a really interesting article. I
1:03:25
think to firstly discuss, cause it's a lot
1:03:28
of people that just have secrets or have
1:03:30
parts of themselves that they have not been
1:03:32
forthcoming about. And some people are choosing
1:03:34
to just let it go. I guess in death, me
1:03:37
personally, I don't give a fuck what happened once I'm
1:03:39
under the dirt. I can give a damn, you know
1:03:41
what I'm saying? Also, I'm gonna say it on the
1:03:43
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1:03:46
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you're in your early 20s, you know. But
1:08:03
I think because those were cheaper cruises,
1:08:06
it was a completely different experience. Like
1:08:08
the food, it was buffet style, which
1:08:11
I know a lot of people like, but
1:08:14
the cleanliness of buffet style really affects
1:08:16
me personally. Like I don't- Especially
1:08:18
on a boat. On a boat,
1:08:20
people leaning over. A
1:08:22
bunch of strange, I don't think my food consumption
1:08:25
regulated period. So that whole, you can only eat
1:08:27
when the restaurants open and it is a 24
1:08:29
hour menu. It's three
1:08:32
hot pockets on it. You know what I'm saying?
1:08:34
Like I don't, that don't work for me.
1:08:37
But I was amazed on this ship.
1:08:40
The restaurants are open pretty much
1:08:42
all day. The restaurants. And
1:08:44
it's crazy because you can, it's included,
1:08:46
which I was shocked. It's included. Yup.
1:08:49
Even though like the room service- Open
1:08:51
late. They have like a cafeteria
1:08:54
style part called the galley, which if you
1:08:56
don't want to rest your food, you can
1:08:58
go get like something quick, like a quick
1:09:00
burger and some ramen. And everything was so
1:09:02
good. Like I was shocked. And
1:09:05
y'all know I was a little challenged because
1:09:07
I'm in the middle of like working out
1:09:09
and just like really being on my square.
1:09:11
So I- Oh, did you
1:09:13
see the gym on the boat? It was really
1:09:15
nice to work out. And I'll say that, shout
1:09:17
out to me and Kia. We stayed on our
1:09:19
ship. We did not play. We
1:09:22
got our workouts in. We got our walks
1:09:24
in because the ship has a fucking track.
1:09:27
Like an actual track on the
1:09:29
rooftop, which is crazy to me.
1:09:32
So we- You can put some hoes
1:09:34
on it. We
1:09:36
walked the track. Prostitutes up there. But
1:09:39
really, just walking around the ship,
1:09:42
just walking around the ship because it's so
1:09:44
big, you were getting your
1:09:46
steps in regardless. Like it didn't really matter.
1:09:48
And then obviously when we were disembarking, like
1:09:51
we stopped in Cairns, Marseille,
1:09:53
Palma de Mallorca in
1:09:55
Spain, Ibiza, which is
1:09:58
really beautiful, and Barcelona. Luther
1:20:00
means like, I don't know
1:20:02
the color system. Yes. So like, this is
1:20:04
like a black, blue, I read
1:20:07
that. So they really
1:20:09
have like scenes. Just
1:20:12
roll up on me. I'll roll up on you. I
1:20:14
ain't got time to be cracking the code. They
1:20:17
really have scenes and you know, codes and shit
1:20:19
that if you're not up on it, you're not
1:20:21
up on it. But honestly,
1:20:23
it was so cool. We
1:20:26
had so many what I considered angels, just
1:20:28
people that were like looking out for us.
1:20:30
And I love that feeling like in
1:20:33
Ibiza, we had gone to dinner in
1:20:35
this beautiful restaurant that was
1:20:37
up in a castle. And
1:20:39
the thing about it to get to that castle, it
1:20:41
was like at the top of the city. And
1:20:44
it was like this very
1:20:46
narrow winding road. And
1:20:49
so by the time we finished, cause of course
1:20:51
it's us and we talking, laughing, eating, it was
1:20:53
like midnight. And the dude
1:20:55
was like, I'll drive you
1:20:57
guys. Like the actual dude from the
1:20:59
restaurant was like, I'll drive you guys.
1:21:02
Yeah. He was like, you guys
1:21:04
should not be walking down there. And
1:21:06
it'll be impossible to get a cab. So
1:21:09
he was like, I'll drive you guys. And
1:21:11
he literally drove us back to the shuttle.
1:21:14
And really he wanted to drive us back to the ship, but
1:21:16
we were like, no, no, no. Like, you don't have to do
1:21:18
that. Cause I would have been a lot for him, but just
1:21:21
like that, you know, like people just looking
1:21:23
out for us. Even the last night, my
1:21:26
flight was at 6 AM. Which
1:21:28
is where I'm sick. And
1:21:30
I had to, I didn't sleep. So we like
1:21:33
stayed up, did our thing. And then the car
1:21:35
came and got me at 4 AM. And
1:21:38
it was a woman that we had, that
1:21:40
had driven us before. And she said to me, I didn't,
1:21:42
she said to me, I'm going to come get you at
1:21:45
4 AM. Cause me and
1:21:47
her got into a whole conversation, obviously when we were in the
1:21:49
car, she was like, I don't feel
1:21:51
comfortable with you calling a cab at
1:21:53
4 AM
1:21:55
by yourself. You're not traveling with the other girls.
1:21:57
Like I would feel better if you let me
1:21:59
come and pick you. And she really came and
1:22:02
she was sitting outside of the hotel and it was
1:22:04
all true because when I came out the hotel, even
1:22:06
though it was a very nice hotel, nice area, there
1:22:08
was a lot of drunk men because there was a
1:22:10
festival that had just closed out. So
1:22:13
I was happy to see her basically. Wow,
1:22:16
that beautiful. And then she did the same.
1:22:18
Yeah, and she came back and got the
1:22:20
girls when they were headed out
1:22:22
for their flight later on in the day, she
1:22:24
drove back and came and got them. So little
1:22:27
things like that that I just felt really
1:22:30
cared for and loved and
1:22:33
nurtured in the different cities by different
1:22:35
angels that were just making
1:22:37
sure that we were safe and sound. But
1:22:40
honestly, like I said, I'm not a cruise
1:22:42
girl. And
1:22:44
I don't know how other cruises at this point
1:22:46
are because I've really never enjoyed them. But
1:22:49
this one is really nice. Like if
1:22:51
you are looking to go on a cruise and you
1:22:53
want to save up, this
1:22:55
is something that like I said, it is pricey.
1:22:58
They have a lot of different ones too. You don't have
1:23:00
to go on like a French Riviera
1:23:03
one, but to me, it's
1:23:05
just worth it. You get so much out
1:23:07
of it. The amount of cities we saw
1:23:10
in a week span is
1:23:12
crazy to think about. And then you
1:23:14
said the food is good on the boat and it's different types of
1:23:16
food. So for people that travel and food is like a thing for
1:23:18
them too. They
1:23:20
have, you know, oh, they had the Korean spot.
1:23:23
And did you play the game? Oh,
1:23:25
yes, which I hated. And Crystal loved the game. And
1:23:27
every time the girl was like, let's play the drinking
1:23:29
game. I was like, come on, man, we already did
1:23:31
this. Yeah, they
1:23:33
did it several times.
1:23:37
Yeah, but I love going back. Yeah,
1:23:40
like, you know, I made myself get out like
1:23:42
quick by myself because I just didn't want to
1:23:44
play. I'm like, just bring in my food. OK,
1:23:47
well, you know, but it was. And
1:23:51
I don't, you know, I know I'm not drinking this
1:23:53
year, so I was
1:23:55
having mocktails and they were very
1:23:57
good. They were made, you know, with fresh.
1:24:00
fruits and fresh juices. I
1:24:03
know you had a liquor credit too. I'd have been like Fran, tap
1:24:05
your bracelet right here for me. Okay. I'd
1:24:07
have been there double fisted. But,
1:24:14
you know, that's more so for people that were concerned
1:24:16
like, oh, I'm not a drinker. How is that? I
1:24:19
didn't feel any pressure like I missed
1:24:21
that at all. Yeah. Even
1:24:23
dietary things. Yeah. And it was fun. And, you
1:24:25
know, we're in a friend group, but we don't,
1:24:27
we're not corny. We're not going to be like,
1:24:29
wow, you're not drinking. Everybody
1:24:32
was just kind of like, all right, that's what Fran's on this year.
1:24:34
So it just was. Did you, did you
1:24:36
smell weed on the boat from anyone that
1:24:38
you did not know? Well,
1:24:43
did you even go into the smoke? You didn't even see
1:24:45
the smoke room. The
1:24:47
casino in the back of the. You
1:24:51
got to ask the question you want to answer to. I
1:24:55
just caught myself too. So yeah. Great.
1:24:58
Yes. This, it seemed like some people having fun.
1:25:02
Okay. So yeah. I know some
1:25:04
tastes of the same. That's
1:25:07
good. But yeah. And
1:25:11
I do love, you know, we all had a terrace. Yep.
1:25:15
We all had a terrace. I have to buy
1:25:17
that hammock. That hammock. I have
1:25:19
never seen a hammock like that in my life. I was
1:25:21
surprised they didn't sell it on the boat. I
1:25:23
was like, I would look to see if there was
1:25:25
a virgin voyage hammock. Cause I was like, what the
1:25:28
fuck kind of hammock is this? It's like, it
1:25:30
was heavenly friend. You get
1:25:32
in it and it like. So nice. Takes
1:25:34
your whole, like it just spreads completely from the
1:25:37
top of your head to your
1:25:39
toes and swaddles you and
1:25:41
like kind of cocoons you. And you're just like, what
1:25:43
the fuck? It's like the perfect material spreads
1:25:45
out perfectly. Yeah. That's good. That
1:25:48
boat crashing into some waves and shit. I
1:25:50
don't want to fly up out the goddamn
1:25:52
hammock. So it better wrap me up. Yeah.
1:25:55
Nope. And I love the check too. Like
1:26:00
the TV and the iPad.
1:26:02
Yeah, like how you could set different
1:26:04
moods. Did you watch the Virgin? The video
1:26:06
you first got on there? Yeah, yeah,
1:26:08
yeah. And they have like LED lights.
1:26:11
So if you want to be Zen or sexy
1:26:13
or whatever mood you're trying to set, you'll press
1:26:15
these different buttons and these lights will kind of
1:26:17
come on, which I thought was cool. The
1:26:21
window shades like open and close
1:26:24
with a press of a button, like little cool
1:26:26
shit like that. That was really cool for the
1:26:28
experience. I would have been in that hammock looking
1:26:31
like, you know them pictures of newborns
1:26:33
when they'd be like a week old and they have
1:26:35
them right. All you see is their face sticking out
1:26:37
of that family. That's how they been looking. That
1:26:40
was Toya every time we'd be like, where you at? You come
1:26:42
in the dinner, she'd be like, I'm in the hammock. I'm gonna
1:26:45
be late. But
1:26:48
we had so much fun and there was only one
1:26:50
day at sea. We
1:26:53
were on there for 10 days, I think, on
1:26:55
the actual ship only one day at sea. How
1:26:58
were the clubs and nightclubs on
1:27:00
the ship? I didn't go in,
1:27:03
but you could tell it was popping
1:27:05
because the lines were long, people came
1:27:07
dressed with their heels and their dresses.
1:27:10
People weren't playing with the outfits and
1:27:13
just really trying to flex on that ship. Black
1:27:15
people get clothes for vacation. That's the black age.
1:27:17
And the sandals. You have
1:27:20
your outfits, yeah, cross body bag. The
1:27:25
jewel sandal with a big jewel between the big
1:27:27
toe and the wrist. Yup, and their
1:27:29
braids. A lot of aunties was so happy to
1:27:31
see us on there and we'd pass each other
1:27:33
and they'd be like, all right. And
1:27:35
like, yeah, so just,
1:27:38
it was cool, man. Was it
1:27:40
any niggas on the ship? Like good looking
1:27:42
dudes? Yeah. No.
1:27:47
Not least not for me. I didn't see anything
1:27:49
that I was like, oh, okay. I
1:27:51
trust you. Yeah, it's just,
1:27:54
it isn't that. In
1:27:56
the different cities, when you
1:27:59
come out. Yes, there was like
1:28:01
gorgeous people on the beach. I was
1:28:03
like, friend, give me my bags. I ain't getting back
1:28:05
on that boat. How'd it been? Oh
1:28:09
my God, my fucking, no,
1:28:11
for real. And speaking of, do
1:28:13
y'all know that when I got
1:28:15
to Barcelona, I'm at the
1:28:18
airport, my bag doesn't come out. Stop
1:28:20
playing with me. Do you
1:28:22
know how I wanted to die? Like, I was like,
1:28:25
you got to be fucking kidding me. We're
1:28:28
getting on this ship tomorrow. So
1:28:31
I go to the window. Mind you, the
1:28:33
window line is long. It took
1:28:35
me like an hour and a half before the
1:28:52
show, but I felt
1:28:54
like I know she goes through this every day. So it's
1:28:56
a lot of thing for her, but I feel like you
1:28:58
should show, right? You should show a little
1:29:00
more empathy for the people that are traveling
1:29:02
from around the world and losing their shit.
1:29:04
And she just doesn't have that in at
1:29:07
all. She basically was in her
1:29:09
way of being like, chill the fuck out. This happens
1:29:11
all the time. We're going to get you your bag.
1:29:14
So long story short, right,
1:29:16
I'm like, she sends me a link.
1:29:20
She's like, oh, the bag is still in
1:29:22
Amsterdam. I'm like, why is the bag in
1:29:24
Amsterdam if I'm in Spain? She's
1:29:27
like, oh, it seems like they just
1:29:29
didn't put it on the plane. Why did they not put
1:29:31
it on the plane? I just was not understanding. They
1:29:33
just didn't put it on the plane. And
1:29:37
then they didn't know where it was. What?
1:29:41
I'm like, why do y'all put all these tags
1:29:43
and codes and shit on it if y'all
1:29:45
not going to keep track? This is where Jay
1:29:47
told me to like, you should get
1:29:49
an Apple Tag to keeping your
1:29:51
bag. So you know where it is. So you know where it
1:29:53
is at all times. I was like, but I should do that.
1:29:56
Especially for international travel. But
1:29:59
I was sick to myself. stomach and I didn't, I
1:30:02
finally updated the link and
1:30:04
I saw that they had found it and put
1:30:06
it on the last flight. Talk
1:30:08
about me getting so fucking lucky,
1:30:11
leaving Amsterdam and heading
1:30:13
to Barcelona and we went and picked it up at the
1:30:15
airport and it was like one in the morning. We
1:30:18
had to literally go to
1:30:21
the airport at one in the morning to go
1:30:23
get my bag. Because
1:30:25
they were like, we'll deliver it, but I didn't trust them.
1:30:28
Right. Hell no, they lost it in the first damn
1:30:30
place. Right. Exactly. I didn't
1:30:32
trust that shit, especially the way she was talking to me. And I'm
1:30:36
glad I did it because when we got there,
1:30:38
there was nobody there. The bags were
1:30:40
just sitting there. I was like, no. So I
1:30:42
grabbed it and we got
1:30:44
back to the hotel like two in the morning.
1:30:46
Talk about a stressful way to fucking start to
1:30:48
trip. That is a nightmare. Right. I
1:30:51
was sick to my stomach thinking, what the fuck
1:30:53
am I going to do if
1:30:55
they lost this bag for real? Because there was
1:30:57
a dude there, this tall Indian dude that told
1:31:00
me he lost his
1:31:02
bag for five days. This was day five
1:31:04
and they had no information. Oh my
1:31:06
God. He was
1:31:08
like, I've literally been wearing the same shit that
1:31:10
I had on, which I was like, bro, you're going
1:31:13
to go back so terrible. Oh my God, you scooted it over.
1:31:15
I'm like, what's up? Ooh. But
1:31:19
five days, I was sick to
1:31:21
my stomach. So
1:31:23
that was a really stressful start to
1:31:25
the trip. And then, luckily
1:31:27
after that, everything was pretty smooth until
1:31:30
I'm leaving and in Amsterdam,
1:31:33
they call my name. It's like I have
1:31:35
smoke with Amsterdam energetically because every part of
1:31:37
this trip was perfect. But then
1:31:40
you get to Amsterdam and that's where all
1:31:42
the shit that was fucked up on the
1:31:44
strip happened at the airport
1:31:46
in Amsterdam. They call my name at the
1:31:48
gate. So I'm confused because
1:31:50
I'm like, what the fuck? I'm already checked in.
1:31:52
Yeah. So I go to
1:31:54
her. I'm like, Hey, you just said my last name. She's
1:31:56
like, yes, you've
1:31:58
been picked. for random
1:32:01
search. Oh my
1:32:03
God. I never heard of that at the gate. Oh,
1:32:06
in Amsterdam, that happened to me one time. At the
1:32:08
gate? So you let
1:32:10
me go through customs. That's why I should go into
1:32:13
Amsterdam. You let me go through security. That's why I
1:32:15
would shoot going into Amsterdam. Because when we got there,
1:32:17
and then when we were leaving, I got checked twice.
1:32:19
And I was like, I ain't never
1:32:21
did that before. Right. I ain't never
1:32:23
did that before. And then they were
1:32:25
rude as fuck. They
1:32:27
were rude as fuck. It
1:32:30
really pissed me off because it was two
1:32:32
biracial girls. And in my
1:32:34
mind, not saying that because
1:32:36
they're biracial, they're supposed to be nice to me. But
1:32:38
at least some. I'm thinking,
1:32:40
we got a little something connected. Some
1:32:43
sort of camaraderie. Something.
1:32:45
They was rude as fuck. I
1:32:48
asked them, why was I being searched? The girl
1:32:50
was like, you don't need to ask me anything.
1:32:53
Then they start asking me, what do I do for a
1:32:55
living? You don't need to ask me
1:32:57
anything. She said, what do you do
1:32:59
for a living? How much do I
1:33:02
make a year? What was I on the ship
1:33:04
for? She was like, how did you
1:33:06
pay for all this? And
1:33:08
in my mind, I'm like, are they supposed to?
1:33:11
Do they have the right to ask me these
1:33:13
questions? No. I
1:33:15
don't know. But they was asking me all types of questions
1:33:17
like that too. And I was being vague
1:33:19
and just smiling. And it was two
1:33:21
African ladies. It
1:33:23
was me and two African ladies. And they were like, are
1:33:26
y'all together? I was like,
1:33:28
what? What? See,
1:33:34
that's why racism is like that. And
1:33:37
racism is never funny. So never mind. That's
1:33:39
not funny. No, but bro, that shit
1:33:41
had me hot. Are y'all together? And when
1:33:43
I said no, he looked at me like
1:33:45
I was lying, the dude. Because
1:33:49
he gave me that look like, are you short, bitch? I
1:33:52
don't know her. What the fuck is happening
1:33:54
right now? And then the old lady was
1:33:56
kind of. She was like. I
1:34:00
won't say she was getting mad at me, but
1:34:02
I had an attitude because I felt like they
1:34:05
were being disrespectful and I
1:34:07
was being violated and I paid entirely too
1:34:09
much for my motherfucking right to be treated
1:34:11
that way. And so
1:34:13
I wasn't being just
1:34:15
kind of meek and going along with everything they
1:34:17
were asking. Everything they asked, I said, why are
1:34:19
you asking me that? Can you show me where
1:34:21
you're supposed to be asking
1:34:23
that? I was asking and advocating for myself and
1:34:25
the African ladies was not fucking with that. They
1:34:28
was looking at me like, bitch, if you don't
1:34:30
shut the fuck up. No,
1:34:32
I fucking tell you. They can get harassed if they
1:34:34
want to. I just hated that
1:34:36
because I was like, what is happening right now? This
1:34:39
is crazy. And then when I get back
1:34:41
to Portland, I get stopped
1:34:43
to get in front of the random search. But this time the
1:34:45
cop was nice and he kept it real with me. He was
1:34:47
like, I'm going to keep it real. Americans
1:34:50
coming from Amsterdam be having hella
1:34:53
drugs. I said,
1:34:55
okay, but I only saw
1:34:57
me being stopped. So
1:34:59
what was it about me? And
1:35:02
he kind of looked at me and it was
1:35:04
that unspoken like, bitch, you know
1:35:06
why you? You know,
1:35:09
like you can say, he was like, you
1:35:12
got that swag about you.
1:35:15
It just was like so to
1:35:17
have had such a nice trip. That
1:35:19
makes you know when it's done on the other way.
1:35:22
Yeah, like it's an end in that
1:35:24
level of disrespect and people just treating
1:35:26
me like I'm some fucking drug
1:35:29
mule or criminal and disrespecting me
1:35:31
as without even knowing. And the
1:35:33
thing is, once they check everything
1:35:35
and see that there
1:35:37
was nothing, you would think that there'd be like
1:35:39
a softening of
1:35:41
some sort. They're just doing their job. And
1:35:44
then throwing your shit and you got
1:35:46
to pack it up. Crazy.
1:35:50
I was livid. That makes me
1:35:52
want to go anywhere. And
1:35:54
the girl took a picture of me, one of
1:35:56
the biracial girls in Amsterdam. She thought I didn't
1:35:58
see. I saw her
1:36:01
pretend. Look what she did. She told
1:36:03
the other girl to take a picture of her, but
1:36:05
she was facing me. So I was in the background
1:36:07
of it and I saw it. Because
1:36:10
in this whole gate, your picture
1:36:13
is gonna be right parallel to me. And
1:36:17
why are you taking pictures of the gate? You're working right
1:36:19
now. And I
1:36:21
saw the girl that took it kind of look at me,
1:36:23
which just gave it away to me. So I was just
1:36:25
like, I was like, I don't know what they
1:36:27
got going on, but it
1:36:30
just bothered me. And they were staring at me
1:36:32
when I was walking. Because you feel powerless, because
1:36:34
you're at the mercy of these bitches that. And
1:36:36
you know you can do but so much.
1:36:39
Yeah, yeah. To their disrespect, because
1:36:41
then you get blacklisted and you can't fly.
1:36:43
I don't like that feeling. And then I
1:36:45
get on the plane and
1:36:47
the stewardess European lady, bitch,
1:36:49
the whole time. She
1:36:52
didn't ask me if I wanted something
1:36:54
to drink. She walked past my seat,
1:36:56
literally around me, and went
1:36:58
to the lady behind me. So
1:37:01
I saw Pete that, I was like, okay, honest
1:37:04
mistake maybe. Everyone
1:37:06
else gets their dinner. To
1:37:10
the point that the Asian lady who
1:37:12
wasn't even serving my side comes
1:37:14
to me and goes, I'm so sorry you didn't get
1:37:16
your meal. And
1:37:19
brings me my meal. And I was so
1:37:21
shocked. Like what is happening right now? I
1:37:23
just felt like I entered this portal of
1:37:26
racism or what Kia
1:37:28
called original recipe racism in Europe.
1:37:30
Yeah, that's what it is Kia. Yeah.
1:37:34
Which had me, bro. So that's how
1:37:36
my trip ended, which was so unfortunate. I'm
1:37:38
sorry that happened to you. So unfortunate.
1:37:41
I feel like that's a lot of what got me sick
1:37:43
too because I don't deal with energy
1:37:45
like that on a regular basis. The
1:37:48
time zone, the travel, people being dickheads. I was like,
1:37:50
I need to get back to my bubble. Tucked you
1:37:52
out. Yeah, like it
1:37:55
just shocked my system. But all
1:37:57
in all, it was a great trip.
1:38:00
Crystal was super happy, which at the end of the
1:38:02
day is what we were all hoping for. And
1:38:05
I know, Sante, you were like, no more cruises, honey.
1:38:07
But this one was a good one. It was actually
1:38:10
fun. Because it wasn't a lot of
1:38:12
days to see. I just said a shorter one. I
1:38:14
feel you on that. I definitely feel you on
1:38:16
that. Because it was a lot. Just a shorter one. Yeah, like,
1:38:19
clearly my system could not even take that. Because I'll be
1:38:21
back again. Because like you said, the Virgin
1:38:23
Voyages was nice. It was. Beautiful. And the
1:38:25
ship itself is just beautiful. It's a beautiful
1:38:27
ship. So many amenities. And there's so many
1:38:29
cool things to do on there, like the dinner
1:38:31
shows. The hot tubs. The hot
1:38:34
tubs. The plunge pool. The plunge
1:38:36
pools, saunas. They have Himalayan floors
1:38:38
that you can lay on. It's
1:38:40
very wellness space, which I loved.
1:38:43
I loved the whole spa suite. You could pay
1:38:45
for a day pass. Did you get
1:38:48
a day pass? Right. Or you paid for the
1:38:50
whole week. And then you can kind of
1:38:52
just go in and out. So I love
1:38:54
that. I just think it's a very well
1:38:56
thought out business model. And
1:38:58
so if you and your partner or your girls
1:39:00
or whatever, if you're looking to kind of splurge
1:39:03
on a cruise, which is, I
1:39:05
know that's not everybody's thing, I would
1:39:07
say to pick Virgin. Because
1:39:10
out of all the ones I've been on, this
1:39:12
one was like stunning. How many days would you
1:39:14
guys do? I wouldn't do
1:39:16
more than like seven. Because
1:39:18
10 was a lot. Seven
1:39:20
is the max. But you know,
1:39:22
five, six. Yeah,
1:39:25
but then it's tricky because you won't
1:39:27
see as much if you go on a short
1:39:29
one. So it's like, that's the
1:39:31
trade off too. We got a lot done.
1:39:33
We saw so much. See,
1:39:36
that's the thing. Because y'all weren't at sea as
1:39:38
much, I probably would have liked that a little
1:39:40
bit more too. Yeah, just
1:39:42
literally every day was a different city.
1:39:44
It would point at 6 in
1:39:46
the morning. And you had
1:39:48
all day. And then you had to
1:39:50
be back on the ship, let's say, by like 8 PM. The
1:39:53
only one that was overnight was Ibiza, because
1:39:55
that's the party city. And then
1:39:58
people wanted to go to the club and hit. The
1:40:00
EDM, like David Garo was
1:40:02
there. Vince Staples
1:40:04
was there. Yeah, we even saw that we
1:40:06
just missed Andre 3000. So
1:40:08
like. Oh, wow. I know. I
1:40:11
was like, wow, that's just so good. If he ain't
1:40:13
doing, hey, y'all, he
1:40:15
can get the fuck back to America. But
1:40:20
it was cool that the ship was at the port overnight.
1:40:23
So it kind of was funny because we came
1:40:25
back at like maybe one in the morning and
1:40:28
we saw the young kids leaving at one in
1:40:30
the morning. So we're coming in there going out.
1:40:32
I was like, oh, I remember those days. They
1:40:35
looked like they was just about to have a fucking blast.
1:40:37
A lot of them didn't come back till the next morning.
1:40:40
We actually left it be delayed. And you could go on and off as
1:40:42
much as you wanted when you die. Yeah, as much as you wanted. Come
1:40:44
on, like a check in, check out system. It's completely up to
1:40:46
you, which I just
1:40:49
think is so cool. And there's no curfew or
1:40:51
nothing, you know? As long as you're back by
1:40:53
the time they need to leave, that's really all
1:40:55
that matters. I remember when I
1:40:57
went on a cruise, they didn't want you to bring
1:40:59
alcohol back on the boat when you went in doctor,
1:41:01
whatever they wanted. Oh yeah, you can't bring stuff back
1:41:03
on the boat. You can't. And
1:41:05
so they would take it and have it too at the end.
1:41:08
But so I remember what we did was we
1:41:10
have bought like some one liter water bottles or
1:41:12
whatever, filled them up with the liquor. And that's
1:41:14
how we got the liquor back on the boat.
1:41:16
That is so crazy. There was a
1:41:18
girl that just got banned for doing that. Why were
1:41:20
you the risk that? That was so crazy. There was
1:41:22
a girl, she was like a TikTok prank and she
1:41:24
was doing that where she was just trying to see
1:41:26
how much she can get away with doing it. And
1:41:29
apparently she was banned from some cruise line or something.
1:41:32
But I don't get that because you have so much liquor
1:41:34
on the boat. Yeah, but you know,
1:41:36
some people ain't got the money to buy the
1:41:39
paper. Well, in the Virgin, a lot of it's
1:41:41
included or there's credit cards, right? Yeah, that's what
1:41:43
I'm saying. And that's
1:41:45
the thing, that little tap system is
1:41:47
attached to your credit card. So like, if
1:41:49
you're paying, other people sometimes ain't got no
1:41:51
money outside of the cruise, so they
1:41:53
bring what they got from home or donations
1:41:56
or whatever. Right, right, yeah. But...
1:42:00
Even the Ibiza one made me laugh though,
1:42:02
because even when we had to leave the
1:42:04
next day, people would still come and drunk,
1:42:06
hungover, and late. I was like, y'all crazy
1:42:08
holding up a whole shit. Like, that's
1:42:10
an audacity. Of
1:42:13
course. I feel like it, and they,
1:42:15
you know, have to come to the next port. Like,
1:42:17
that shit is on you. That was
1:42:19
accidents. We saw some,
1:42:21
the ambulance coming to pick people
1:42:23
up. Damn. People breaking arms and
1:42:26
falling. It was lit on that boat. No,
1:42:28
it was. It was a lot of crazy. When there
1:42:30
was a mosh pit or some shit. What
1:42:32
was that? That was one point we were
1:42:34
at dinner, and they made an announcement asking for
1:42:36
like a whole crew of friends saying their names.
1:42:39
Like, if they were on the ship,
1:42:41
we were like, oh my God, what happened to these crew
1:42:43
of friends, Lord? Damn. Dude, they get
1:42:45
left. So it was just a lot, but all the dogs.
1:42:47
I would have ordered around us shots. Like, this for
1:42:49
them friends, and they ain't come back. Let's pour up
1:42:51
one for them. It's another reason you get drunk on
1:42:54
the cruise. But
1:42:56
it was so much fun. So just
1:42:59
wanted to put that out there, because I know
1:43:01
it's summertime. People looking for things to do and
1:43:03
get into. Even if you're planning
1:43:05
stuff ahead, because obviously with stuff like this, you
1:43:07
got to plan ahead. So just something to think
1:43:09
about. And even if you've already had sex, you
1:43:12
don't have to be a virgin to go on a virgin blade.
1:43:15
Oh my God. I think people got that confused. You know
1:43:18
what I'm saying? They
1:43:20
don't want you to bring kids, but you can still. Yeah,
1:43:23
there was no kids. It was just super
1:43:25
chill. But that's it for me. That's it
1:43:27
for this week's. Well, it was just an
1:43:29
update on our truck girl strip
1:43:31
and how much fun we had. Just to
1:43:33
remind you to get up with your girls
1:43:35
this summer and do some fun things. It
1:43:37
felt really good to see everybody. Yeah,
1:43:40
like it felt good. I felt like full,
1:43:43
as they say. So I feel happy that we
1:43:47
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1:43:49
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Hi, I'm Josie. My daughter turns five today.
1:45:56
I'm also an Ohio State Highway Patrol trooper.
1:45:58
When you move over and slow down, you're
1:46:00
making sure I can get home to celebrate with my daughter.
1:46:02
When you see flashing lights, remember they're
1:46:04
not just roadside workers. Thank you for
1:46:06
moving over and slowing down. A
1:46:13
signed famous music man, which you
1:46:15
got this week. Well,
1:46:17
Frank, go ahead and grab your phone because it's
1:46:20
going to be short. My throat will
1:46:22
appreciate it. It's Juneteenth. So I
1:46:24
know every week I say there's not a lot
1:46:26
that I want to talk about. There are things
1:46:28
that I want to talk about. Unfortunately, I'm
1:46:31
going to time constraint, you know, and I don't want to
1:46:33
take away from the TV segment in case Dustin has some
1:46:35
things he wants to talk about. So we're going to get
1:46:37
right into listens lately while a friend
1:46:40
takes the time to pull out her listens lately if she
1:46:42
has any or doesn't as well. I
1:46:44
would like to just take a moment to say congrats
1:46:46
to Nashé. Tanaashé's nasty
1:46:48
has been going wild
1:46:50
numbers. She's on Billboard solo
1:46:53
by herself. She's been getting love
1:46:56
from Janet Jackson, Beyonce. All
1:46:58
the girls have been showing her love on
1:47:00
Instagram, on social media. And it's
1:47:02
just an amazing moment for her. I'm
1:47:05
loving the R&B girls right now.
1:47:07
Everybody's doing a little something something.
1:47:10
Victoria Monet, her all right music video has been
1:47:12
out and it's been popping. Crazy.
1:47:15
Mm hmm. Just beautiful.
1:47:17
Just beautiful. And
1:47:20
Victoria Monet video, she do that. Yeah.
1:47:23
See Deborah move. She she's
1:47:25
given a little. I like some
1:47:27
of the looks because she's given like some some
1:47:30
Busta Rhymes, Missy Elliott type of vibes, too. So
1:47:32
and then she goes back to real pop Angel
1:47:34
with the blonde wig and the white on. And
1:47:36
she just is beautiful. Great girl. Beautiful girl. Woman,
1:47:39
excuse me. Woman. Victoria Monet is a
1:47:41
woman. OK. A hell of a woman.
1:47:44
A hell of a woman. Yes. But now
1:47:46
we're just going to get on into listens lately because
1:47:48
that is the short update of the things that I
1:47:50
would like to get into for next week. And
1:47:52
I want to know what Fran has been listening to
1:47:54
while she has been out on
1:47:56
the boat, just being fine or out
1:47:58
in different countries. Tearing it
1:48:01
down shopping wise, food wise, in
1:48:03
the streets. From what you've been listening to. So
1:48:06
it was perfect as Kachanata dropped.
1:48:08
Yes. And I thought that he
1:48:10
was the little perfect soundtrack to
1:48:12
the trip in Europe. Like it
1:48:14
just couldn't have come out right
1:48:16
at a better time. It's called
1:48:18
Timeless. And the record that
1:48:20
I had on repeat was called Spit
1:48:22
It Out featuring Rochelle
1:48:24
Jordan. This is how it goes. Oh,
1:48:27
yeah. I
1:48:30
think it's time, baby. Conversations
1:48:36
have been on your
1:48:38
mind lately. You don't
1:48:40
need to look me in the eye. Crazy.
1:48:43
How you put all of you
1:48:45
to the top. I'm not a
1:48:47
crazy person. I'm a crazy person. I'm
1:48:51
a crazy person. I'm
1:48:53
a crazy person. How
1:48:55
you put all of you to the top. I
1:48:57
do that. You don't even try.
1:49:02
We figure out what we have. Where
1:49:05
my back feels so tight. When
1:49:07
I kiss and drop. It's
1:49:09
been like this since you.
1:49:11
But I didn't overthink. But
1:49:14
we once understood. You try
1:49:16
to get through. You want
1:49:18
to do. Spit it
1:49:20
out. Spit it out. Spit it out.
1:49:23
Spit it out. Spit
1:49:25
it out. Spit it out. Spit
1:49:27
it out. Spit it. Spit
1:49:29
it out. Spit
1:49:31
it out. Spit
1:49:34
it out. Spit it out. Spit
1:49:37
it out. You gotta spit
1:49:40
it out. See it right now. You gotta spit it out.
1:49:42
See it out loud. You got to spit it out. See
1:49:44
it right now. Yeah, you got to spit it out. See
1:49:46
it out loud. You've got to spit
1:49:48
it out till you're out loud. That's it. I
1:49:50
love that record. That's really it. Yes.
1:49:52
That so good. I love it. I
1:49:55
love your show, Jordan. Hell yeah. I always
1:49:57
love hearing her. So that's it for me. Just one
1:49:59
record this week. Oh, well, that's
1:50:01
what's up, friend. Dustin Ross, you
1:50:03
know, the people know that you like to
1:50:05
bump some tunes, which you've been listening to.
1:50:08
I'm listening to a couple of things. The
1:50:11
first song I've been listening to is by
1:50:13
Layla, and it's called Not My Problem.
1:50:30
Not my problem, not my
1:50:32
problem, not my problem, not
1:50:35
my problem, not my problem,
1:50:37
not my problem, not my
1:50:40
problem. That's why
1:50:42
I cannot confide in
1:50:44
you, looking within for
1:50:46
a sanctuary in my solitude.
1:50:49
Now I got the juice,
1:50:51
pajé fruit, and guava juice,
1:50:54
guava juice, mango juice, and
1:50:56
guava juice, yeah, yeah. Not
1:50:59
my problem, not my problem,
1:51:01
not my problem, not my
1:51:03
problem, not my problem, not
1:51:06
my problem, not my problem,
1:51:09
not my problem, not my problem,
1:51:11
not my problem. Yeah, the
1:51:13
next song I'm gonna play is an old
1:51:16
song. It's by the Four CMDs. It's called Love
1:51:18
Is A House. Just
1:51:30
remember, our doors to
1:51:33
your heart will always be
1:51:35
buried, buried as you live.
1:51:59
Thank you. Look for the
1:52:01
light if you're lost in
1:52:03
the light. I
1:52:06
will dream of my door
1:52:09
if you ever need one
1:52:12
or comfort. Darling,
1:52:15
I will dream. Yeah, Love and Sous, by
1:52:17
The Pushing Beast, without its next song I'm
1:52:20
going to play, actually comes from
1:52:23
the YouTube of it all.
1:52:26
It's a mashup created by
1:52:28
At Gis Carter, G-I-S-S Carter.
1:52:30
C-A-R-T-E-R. And it's called Cater
1:52:32
to Heaven. And
1:53:03
I say that
1:53:05
I've been waiting
1:53:08
my whole life
1:53:13
for you and
1:53:15
I. Is
1:53:18
this the real you? Is
1:53:22
this the real me? It
1:53:25
came to nothing but envy. Oh
1:53:28
Lord, let's please keep
1:53:31
moving on. Yes,
1:53:34
we're massing it up this week. That's
1:53:36
it for me, y'all. Yes. That's why.
1:53:40
At the top of the show, Dustin decided to
1:53:42
take me back to a time where I really
1:53:44
enjoyed American Idol. There was a contestant by the
1:53:46
name of Kimberly Locke. And she
1:53:48
had a single called Eighth World Wonder.
1:53:50
And I used to love that motherfucking
1:53:52
song. So I'm going to play right
1:53:54
here, right now. Here's how it goes.
1:54:30
You're so amazing. Seven
1:54:35
days and seven nights on thunder.
1:54:39
But what a rising
1:54:41
midnight, slipping under. I
1:54:44
think I fell in
1:54:46
love with the eight world
1:54:49
wonder. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:54:55
Yeah, I don't know. Just throw
1:54:58
the time. What a time. Can't really lie.
1:55:01
Anyway, speaking of a time, the
1:55:03
time is now. This
1:55:05
young lady, she dropped her project dopamine.
1:55:07
We've been waiting for it. Normani
1:55:10
is on the scene. And I
1:55:12
just would like to play this selection. There's
1:55:15
a few selections of office projects that I love. I
1:55:18
actually really, really appreciate the project. I've been
1:55:20
seeing some discourse. She's gone through a
1:55:22
lot to put the project out. And I'm not
1:55:24
trying to excuse any of what's going on. All I would
1:55:26
like to say is- Will she lose both her parents? Yeah,
1:55:28
both her parents. I mean,
1:55:31
like pivotal to your growth, to
1:55:33
your journey. So giving
1:55:35
her grace with that. But outside
1:55:38
of giving her grace, I enjoy the project. And
1:55:40
I feel like this is a great baseline
1:55:42
to start yourself out with. A lot of people forget,
1:55:44
like, yes, she was in a girl group. But
1:55:47
we have to be introduced to her in a certain
1:55:49
way. So if she comes out here just hooting and
1:55:51
hollering, we're going to be looking at her like some
1:55:53
of the other girls. We're like, girl, what are you
1:55:55
doing? So I actually like this aesthetic that we're going
1:55:57
for. Dopamine. There's a, there's a-
1:55:59
There's something really magical about it. And
1:56:01
we still got the Card
1:56:03
of East song on there. But today, I will be playing
1:56:06
this song called Take My Time, because I just really, I
1:56:08
really fuck with it. And I see remixes and potential, and
1:56:10
I like a visual for it. But none of that's in
1:56:12
my control. Whoever's out there, put some money into it, and
1:56:15
make some things happen. Take My Time. I
1:56:17
just can't explain how
1:56:20
my emotions start racing.
1:56:24
Every time that you are close to me,
1:56:26
yeah. I
1:56:29
get this feeling I keep chasing
1:56:31
out back. We're almost
1:56:34
there. Stop thinking. Wonder
1:56:36
what's keeping you from
1:56:39
my sins. You
1:56:41
got me considering this, but I'm for
1:56:45
you. Yeah, because
1:56:48
I want you to. Take my
1:56:50
time. Take my time. Take my
1:56:52
time. Baby, just don't take forever.
1:56:56
With all that you do. Take my
1:56:58
time. All my time. Take my time.
1:57:01
Baby, just don't take forever.
1:57:07
Wasn't prepared for you. You're a
1:57:09
time here. Although
1:57:12
your ways have been made feeling
1:57:14
fast. Yes. I thought, just.
1:57:17
I love it. And then
1:57:19
down there, Francie, you know. I
1:57:21
need to listen to the album. Listen
1:57:24
to the album. And you know what? Give it
1:57:26
a few spins, because some of it is like,
1:57:29
it's a vibe. So sometimes when you're
1:57:31
sending them vibes, and then you'd be like, OK, you know what? Like,
1:57:33
I'm noticing some new things. We vibrate a
1:57:35
little higher in certain places, and I realize what was going
1:57:37
on. So definitely sit with it. Give it a few tries.
1:57:40
But on that first ride, I connected to some
1:57:42
things. I see a lot of things
1:57:44
here happening. So shout out to Normani. I
1:57:47
also want to shout out just really quickly, and
1:57:49
then we can move on. Lil Tecca always drops
1:57:51
music that I like. This song, he dropped earliest
1:57:53
this year. He's still around. That's so cool.
1:57:55
He's still around. He dropped music last month. Maybe
1:57:57
this month, this middle of the month now. But. This
1:58:00
song he dropped early this year, it was called Down
1:58:02
With Me. I might have played it before, but I
1:58:04
just really love this fucking song. When I was playing
1:58:06
Fortnite, I was killing people. And it was like my
1:58:08
win song. Every time this song came on in the
1:58:11
shuffle, I kept winning. So I felt like I should
1:58:13
have played on this week's episode. So Down With Me,
1:58:15
Lil Teca, here we go. All
1:58:30
right. Yeah. So
1:59:00
yeah, that's Lil Teca. You know, the
1:59:02
nigga hit way here, you know what
1:59:04
I'm saying? You
1:59:19
was hitting on that one. That's it
1:59:21
for the Music Mask segment. Now let's move on to
1:59:23
TV land because that's the one I really want to know
1:59:26
what you've been watching because I know you've been watching
1:59:28
some shows. Tell us about it. Well,
1:59:30
I've been watching the news. I've been
1:59:32
seeing a lot of things being reported about
1:59:34
the filming for the season
1:59:37
16 of The Real Housewives of
1:59:39
Atlanta. It's rumored that Kenya Morris
1:59:41
suspended indefinitely from filming with
1:59:44
accusations of alleged revenge porn
1:59:46
antics. They said that she
1:59:50
displayed some posters of the new
1:59:52
cast member, Brittany Edie. And there
1:59:55
was a Photoshop superimposed dick on
1:59:57
the picture. That was obviously fake.
2:00:01
I guess this is
2:00:03
the rumor is. I saw the
2:00:05
Photoshop. Oh, shit. So
2:00:07
and apparently this in situ with
2:00:09
the network and she's been
2:00:12
suspended indefinitely. I hope they get it
2:00:14
together. We have really high hopes for
2:00:16
this new season with the soft reboot.
2:00:18
Right. I saw all the new energy.
2:00:21
No more boring, weird people like that Courtney
2:00:23
lady. Just a bunch of you know what
2:00:25
I'm saying? Like just
2:00:27
a bunch of you know, pretty successful.
2:00:31
You know, women with personalities that looked interesting
2:00:33
and we wanted to get to know. So
2:00:36
I hope they get it together down there.
2:00:38
They're also going through hell when it comes
2:00:40
to the whole Simon Guabadia and Portia Williams
2:00:42
divorce. He's making it increasingly
2:00:44
difficult for her to film. Trying
2:00:48
to impose legal sanctions
2:00:50
and injunctions to stop her from filming
2:00:52
in the marital home. And the car
2:00:55
that he apparently allegedly purchased for her.
2:00:57
So that's getting ugly. Simon's 60 motherfucking
2:01:00
years old. And to
2:01:02
me everything he says is discredited because someone
2:01:04
had posted under one of the pictures on
2:01:06
the Instagram aligning to the back and forth
2:01:08
between him and Portia. Somebody had posted under
2:01:11
the picture like, well hey, maybe you guys
2:01:13
should have makeup sex. You know what I'm
2:01:15
saying? That'll fix everything he's going to say.
2:01:17
He's going to say that's disgusting with the
2:01:20
emoji. Simon, you are a
2:01:22
60-year-old. I
2:01:26
ain't even going to do it. I ain't even going to do
2:01:28
it. But Simon, I think it's
2:01:30
the other way around. OK, I think Portia
2:01:32
would be disgusted to have sex with you.
2:01:34
Anybody on this earth that's attracted to people
2:01:36
that present the way Portia presents is attracted
2:01:38
to Portia. And he
2:01:41
knows he would. And him saying it's disgusting
2:01:43
is just further more of the pussy-ass nigga
2:01:45
antics that we're sitting off seeing from him.
2:01:48
Stop being like that. Ooh,
2:01:51
it's just a nightmare. You
2:01:53
know, it's rumored that she got him under less
2:01:55
than appropriate circumstances. But I still
2:01:58
don't wish that on her. I
2:02:00
know that's a nightmare dealing with somebody
2:02:02
like that in divorce. So
2:02:04
I just wish them the best. At
2:02:06
least we'll have children. And hopefully we see it on camera.
2:02:09
Yeah. Yeah. Also,
2:02:12
in the Bravo universe, the
2:02:14
Real Housewives of Dubai are back on.
2:02:17
And I don't know if anybody is watching,
2:02:19
because there was a very long break in
2:02:23
between the first season and the season two
2:02:25
premiering. But it's actually a good show. And
2:02:27
it's interesting to see the way that they
2:02:29
live over in Dubai. So check that out.
2:02:32
Watch that if you get the chance. I'm
2:02:34
curious. I
2:02:36
also want everybody to tune into Love and
2:02:38
Marriage Huntsville, which is currently airing. Watch that
2:02:40
on its own. Make sure you tune into
2:02:43
the interviews with me and the cast after
2:02:45
each episode every week. You
2:02:47
can find them on the Thank You So
2:02:49
Much. Yeah. Head over to Carlos Kings YouTube
2:02:51
for that. So I'll take you guys time.
2:02:53
I saw him. Thank you. Right. I
2:02:57
saw him in Everyday People. That's my boy. Also,
2:03:01
make sure you're tuning into the Never Ever Mets
2:03:04
that also here. You can
2:03:06
watch over the Max app. I'm
2:03:08
thinking we should binge it for
2:03:10
the binge. But you know, that ain't to
2:03:12
me. I don't know. But yeah. Who
2:03:15
has a show next? Is it me or Dustin?
2:03:18
I picked Gerard Carmichael, didn't I? No,
2:03:20
because the sign taste too. I
2:03:23
got stuck with it, so. Try
2:03:26
that. OK, well, you know, it's my turn. You
2:03:30
should eat it. If it's my turn, you know what we're
2:03:32
going to watch. Because it's definitely
2:03:34
something for us to talk about every
2:03:36
week at that show. So make sure
2:03:38
you're all are watching that. Also, keep
2:03:40
up with all the news and
2:03:42
all the shows that are filming right now on
2:03:44
Bravo. There's some really, really interesting shows filming on
2:03:47
Bravo right now. There's a show rumored to be
2:03:49
called Making It in Manhattan that follows the lives
2:03:51
of some of the kids of the housewives. So
2:03:53
it's Riley Burris. Oh, you did tell him to
2:03:55
go. I'm a New York graduate from NYU. Brooks
2:03:58
Marks, Meredith Marks, son of a bitch. from Salt
2:04:00
Lake City and some others. So tune
2:04:02
in for that. The Real Housewives of Potomac
2:04:04
are filming right now with new cast members.
2:04:07
Make sure you're watching that, following with that,
2:04:09
following up with that, seeing the details with
2:04:11
that. And yeah,
2:04:14
that's it for TV Land. And
2:04:17
couples therapy on Showtime. Oh,
2:04:19
and couples therapy on Showtime, that's right.
2:04:22
So you can see this crazy ass
2:04:24
throuple. That is right. Oh
2:04:26
my God, Jesus. He is
2:04:28
so annoying. He is trying
2:04:30
to frame what he wants in a
2:04:32
way and
2:04:35
not listen to nobody else. And I
2:04:37
don't trust a girlfriend. The,
2:04:39
I don't trust none of them. It's
2:04:41
in the original girl. Yes. All
2:04:45
of them, but he annoys me because he's one
2:04:47
of those guys that you can't tell him nothing.
2:04:51
He has all the language for
2:04:53
like spirituality and new age and
2:04:56
therapy. So he feels like he
2:04:58
can go toe to toe with the
2:05:00
fucking therapist. And she clocked it every
2:05:02
time. Every single time he tries to do that,
2:05:05
she'd be packing his ass up. I love her.
2:05:07
Yo, yo, I love her. Cause she all
2:05:09
said it's fine. I love Orna. It
2:05:11
is so good. It is so good.
2:05:14
And the couple, the two Latin
2:05:16
dudes from New York, like I
2:05:18
just, I feel for them. I know what that's
2:05:20
like to just be trying so hard. So I
2:05:23
love that show. It just touches
2:05:25
me in the deepest parts.
2:05:28
And so watch that too. That's
2:05:30
good. You're absolutely right. Also,
2:05:33
this is really random,
2:05:35
but there's a YouTube channel called
2:05:37
The Company Man, where he studies
2:05:40
this to guide us these videos that follow
2:05:42
like the rise and fall of certain companies,
2:05:44
brands, et cetera. And he
2:05:46
had a video on old country buffet
2:05:49
and the fall, the rising fall
2:05:51
of old country buffet. And he went
2:05:53
into detail about like buffets and just
2:05:55
like being there, heyday and how there's
2:05:58
no old country buffets now operating. just
2:06:00
all this shit. Look up the company
2:06:02
man on YouTube. Yeah. Look
2:06:04
up the company man on YouTube. He got videos
2:06:06
about all kind of stories and chains. Yeah, I enjoy
2:06:08
that. I might have, I watched a video on something.
2:06:11
I don't remember the name of it, but it
2:06:13
was a restaurant chain and it was like really
2:06:15
popular, I guess, in the 60s, 70s and they were
2:06:17
dying out in the 80s and they were showing
2:06:19
how like it got sold off and how there's only
2:06:21
a few of them left now. I was watching something
2:06:23
like this. So I watched that, the company man.
2:06:25
That sounds good. Watched the company man. And
2:06:28
that's it for me this week. And
2:06:31
that means that is it for
2:06:33
us. We love you guys so
2:06:35
much. Don't forget to subscribe to
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2:06:44
you guys so much for listening this week and
2:06:46
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2:06:49
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2:06:51
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