0:00

This past week, Andrew Schultz started yapping, saying, oh, when

0:02

the fuck is Jeff Witte gonna shut the fuck up

0:04

about it? I will knock you out cold in front

0:06

of all your friends on the couch. Not gonna lie,

0:08

there was like a week where I was like, fuck

0:10

George. You know? As a friend that

0:12

loves you, cut that fuck out. I would love to

0:14

see him at like a UFC event and just slap

0:17

the fuck out of him. Are you back on cook?

0:19

Don't make me vulnerable. Don't make me talk about real

0:21

stuff, George. I hate it. I was selling. Whoa, I

0:23

was having illegal poker games. Why do I say this

0:25

shit? I'm podcasting. I got yourself on a sticky situation.

0:27

I'm just playing. I don't fight. I do the praying.

0:30

I only go the way. I must stay down. It's

0:32

not often I sit down with somebody and they say

0:34

something that makes me think. Bro, this was great. I

0:36

love you back. I love you. You

0:38

give me something to think about. My own damn way.

0:41

I had a lot of fun on this interview. Your

0:44

hair looks exactly the same as it did

0:46

an hour ago. I've been waiting here in

0:48

this business suit. I got things going on,

0:50

George. I'm closing deals. I just closed a

0:52

$250,000 deal on the way here. Nice

0:55

watch. Thank you. I got one for

0:57

you, actually. I have a present. I brought you a gift. No,

0:59

you didn't. Yeah. It's my primary gift. Yeah,

1:02

I have two options for you. Are

1:06

you rolling? This is the sweetest thing. You

1:08

better be fucking rolling. Otherwise, I'm not giving him the gift.

1:10

I only do this shit on camera to make myself

1:12

look good. You

1:16

know, it's a sponsored by Seek

1:18

Eek. So look at these

1:20

babies. What? Are you serious? Pick one. Babe,

1:23

babe, you pick one. Which one do you think would look nice on me? I

1:26

like the left. Yeah,

1:28

I like the fucking left too. But here, take

1:30

it. That one. This

1:33

one? Babe, that's left. No, this

1:35

is my left hand. I

1:37

do like that one now. Which one do you want, George? You know what, though?

1:39

Wait, you know what? I was going to pick the left one.

1:42

I was going to pick that one. So...

1:44

I know, but then Jeff said he liked this one. Now I

1:46

want this one. Yeah. I told you I'm

1:48

starting a watch company yesterday. And it's a

1:50

beautiful watch. Look at this. They're both beautiful.

1:52

They're affordable. It's called Aura. And

1:55

it's about like, you know how we are

1:57

just... We've

1:59

got to... point in our life where we don't have

2:01

to spend money on designer clothes and expensive watches

2:03

and smaller your wrists I'll get you another link

2:05

for it yeah I got

2:07

thin wrists yeah I'll get you one

2:10

don't worry I'll send over a link

2:12

tomorrow thank you but you know I

2:15

want to we're real influencers we

2:17

inspire kids you know don't go spending

2:19

your money at 200 grand on a

2:21

watch impressive woman that's insecurity it's insecurity

2:23

yeah we don't need that so you

2:25

get a nice affordable watch and

2:28

it's all about your aura you know it's all about

2:30

you making it cool look at how cool you make

2:32

that drink even though drink

2:34

Celsius I yeah they

2:36

are great they love

2:39

me and I love

2:41

them okay what's up

2:43

guys welcome back to the George Janko show

2:45

I am I am

2:48

thrilled and honored to

2:50

have you back on the George

2:52

Janko show which was one of

2:54

our biggest episodes we did

2:56

in season one I'm pretty sure you

2:58

started blowing up which you

3:00

know I'm proud of you George thank you I

3:02

don't lie there was like like

3:05

a week where I was like fuck George

3:08

you know I'm jealous

3:11

look I'm honest I'm an open book you

3:13

know if I wasn't competitive then I shouldn't

3:15

even be in this business but George your

3:18

friend and I'm happy to see you succeed

3:20

thank you for doing my show yesterday we

3:22

had a great time a great time today's

3:24

gonna be a little different I'm gonna be

3:26

a lot more this business suit so I

3:28

could come in like Lex Friedman we could

3:30

talk about neuroscience cold plunges drinking

3:33

the proper amount of hydration

3:35

every day really that one it's out right now it's

3:37

being posted as we speak

3:42

really yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's

3:44

out it probably by the time when

3:46

is this coming out Thursday are we

3:48

live right now no we're not live

3:50

all right

3:53

you feel better no I

3:55

wish it was live you've been you've been getting

3:57

the rush of from like lives I love it

4:00

Yeah, I love it. I love just

4:02

riding the line playing with fire like I

4:04

can ruin my career any second Like

4:06

if I have like a little fucking that I just say

4:08

like a slur done You

4:10

know because and then I go back to

4:12

fucking then I go back to the old days

4:15

You know, I could just go fucking drive down to

4:17

Tijuana pick up a couple keys bring them back You

4:20

help me move them. Oh, we use

4:23

Bellas, you know We can smuggle

4:25

it because nobody would suspect you to have two

4:27

kilos of cocaine on you You know, that would

4:29

be a pretty good cover. You guys are a

4:31

good team. I love them. Like are you guys

4:33

married yet? We're about to be married Podcasters

4:37

that's that's you know, those are the best

4:39

podcasts. Thank you, you know Well,

4:42

there's that like one other couple Tom

4:46

Segura and his wife two bears or

4:48

something like that, right? I think that's with it Whatever

4:52

who gives a fuck what's going what's going

4:54

on with you? How you has your guys

4:56

relationship? Are you back on cocaine? No,

4:59

I'm just just so excited to

5:01

be here and I've been really Active

5:05

today been doing a lot. I've been doing you've been killing

5:07

it, bro Yeah,

5:09

just business deals. Like I said, you know, you know,

5:11

hold on Bell Bell Don't let them don't let them

5:13

draw you into this with this madness. I'm gonna rope

5:15

it back in Cuz yesterday

5:17

you had me on the ropes. Yeah,

5:19

you brought in a false Jesus That wasn't

5:22

there was no crown of thorns So he

5:24

could have been like a disciple or you

5:26

had lights flickering every time that we brought

5:28

up his name Like like that's a mythology

5:31

guy. That's for you mixed in Christ with

5:33

four. We're moving on because here's the reason

5:35

why I played your games But

5:38

on this podcast you're playing my games And what we're

5:40

gonna do is play the game that we should have

5:42

played the first time you were here But

5:44

I held back I pulled punches don't

5:46

make me vulnerable. Don't make me talk about

5:48

real stuff, George I hate it. Just don't

5:51

know Sarcastic for now,

5:53

and I'll tell you why Jeff because

5:55

it's a damn shame because you have

5:57

an ability to get deep

5:59

and vulnerable and work on things. And I

6:01

know there's a lot of people that follow

6:03

you that do this whole like, I'm gonna

6:06

put up my guard with comedy, but the

6:08

truth is, brother, and it was the time

6:10

that we flew back and we sat next

6:12

to each other and we had a great

6:14

conversation. I turned to this man that

6:16

was next to me that I used to look at as

6:18

American Jeff, and I was like, dude, there's a lot more

6:20

to you than meets the eye,

6:22

bro, for real. It really does.

6:25

And what you went through that you

6:27

are dealing with still to this day

6:29

when we're gonna bring up the David

6:31

Dobrik thing because how you

6:33

went about that, Jeff, I know you make jokes. Can you

6:35

give him like a silly name so we don't have to

6:37

hear his name? Yeah, absolutely. Can you just call him like?

6:39

Bobick. Bobick,

6:41

I think Bobick is nice. Dumbass. Dumbass.

6:44

Yeah, or, yeah, let's just- Dumbass, I like

6:46

that. Yeah, it starts with a- When you

6:48

were friends with that dumbass. Yeah, does that

6:50

make you feel better? I love it, yeah.

6:52

All right. Now ask me anything you

6:54

want. Gotcha. As long as you refer to him as dumbass

6:56

the whole podcast. Oh, you're talking about dumbass? Yeah, all right,

6:59

we'll bring up dumbass. So when you

7:01

were with dumbass, I saw a man that

7:03

was loyal to shenanigans, the stupidity and fun.

7:05

You were with your boys and I know

7:08

what it feels like to realize

7:10

that the time of loyalty is ran

7:12

up. And how

7:15

a man from your position in

7:17

life, we make jokes about it,

7:19

you were an organized,

7:21

crime man. You were

7:23

from the streets. And from what I've

7:25

gathered being raised the

7:27

way I was raised is

7:29

there's nothing more than loyalty

7:32

than in the streets. Yeah. These

7:34

people will never rat on each other. Bro, that

7:36

was the one thing that was like the

7:39

biggest rule when I was growing up, because I worked

7:41

in a barbershop and the owner was actually a maid

7:43

guy. So I learned a lot from him, he was

7:45

my mentor. I was

7:47

never in mafia or anything, it's not even

7:49

the same anymore. It's not people killing each

7:51

other. Yeah, but the practices and beliefs are

7:53

still around. Yeah, and the number one thing

7:55

was like, you never rat on your friends.

7:58

And it's like such a ridiculous thing. because

8:01

who ratted recently like

8:03

was it six nine or something and he was like

8:05

bragging about it yeah it's just so weird for me

8:08

to see you know loyalty is very hard to find

8:10

and the reason why I want to peel back your layer

8:12

brother is because you are very very few of the

8:15

men I've met in Hollywood that has loyalty thank

8:17

you and I really mean that and I know this

8:19

is these conversations are gonna make you uncomfortable because

8:22

you're the type of dude that just either handle his business

8:24

or just keep it fun and peaceful but

8:26

there's a side of you that I learned

8:28

from and I want people to acknowledge that

8:30

side because you deserved to be looked at

8:33

like that for real for

8:35

you to be pieced apart and still

8:37

not handle it the way that mean you

8:39

know should have been handled yeah

8:42

you held back and you're taking the high road

8:44

and I'm what are you saying like if I

8:46

would have clipped dumbass I'm saying if

8:48

dumbass would have ran into some issues

8:51

yeah but that's like beating up a woman I

8:53

would never do that or like a gay guy

8:55

and that's a hate crime so you

8:57

know I get no points for that you're saying

9:01

that because of comedic relief but you know

9:03

that there was time that he's put you

9:05

in afterwards that you would have loved to

9:07

finish the job of dumbass but no I

9:09

like to fight fair fights I would fight

9:11

Todd or like Illy or one

9:14

of those fitness guys you know the tough guys

9:16

you're all in shape now let's go I'll take

9:18

both of you at the same time that's where

9:20

I get too much to Ari and I'll take

9:22

one of them at the same time it's hard

9:24

to fight two people at once because then you're

9:26

looking at one guy you hit from the side

9:28

you know Todd rocks me and then take I'm

9:30

getting taken down who do you think out of

9:32

the dumbass squad that you would I

9:36

think Scott's the most athletic but I like

9:38

him you know so okay let's talk about

9:40

that Scott to me has always been pretty

9:42

real yeah yeah he's he's always been a

9:44

good one is Jason still on here in

9:46

your in your category of like he's not

9:49

a dumbass I feel for him I you

9:51

know I don't think he's not a dumbass

9:53

because he chose the wrong side and he chose to stand

9:55

by this kid when he knows that you know he because

9:58

people don't know this but But when the

10:01

accident happened, everybody's like, oh, you chose to get on

10:03

there. And this shit's gonna get clipped, and people are

10:05

gonna be like, oh, I won't stop talking about it.

10:07

But yeah, I'm in an active lawsuit. Nobody knows that

10:09

when I got on the rope, it was supposed to

10:11

swing slow. And then he, this little fucking dumbass, tried

10:14

to prank me by flinging me off. That's

10:16

why this shit happened. So

10:19

it was a fucking silly prank

10:21

for him to get more views

10:23

that risked my life and forever

10:25

gave me lifelong injuries. So,

10:28

you know, I'll try to stop talking about it

10:30

when I don't have surgeries and I'm not dealing

10:32

with shit, but it's just tough to not talk

10:35

about it, you know? I'll look for new content

10:37

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know what time it is. Okay, I'm back to the show. I

11:40

went through what I went through, but me

11:42

and you joke about, I didn't go what

11:44

you went through. You went through a very,

11:46

very substantial loss. You lost friends, you lost

11:48

visions, and honestly, I don't know about you,

11:50

but bro, I lost confidence after that. I

11:52

got scared of giving my heart to people

11:55

because it's just an uncomfortable thing.

11:57

So what I need to understand

11:59

is what was it that... kept

12:01

you grounded when unfortunately you're watching

12:03

this dumbass keep winning when

12:06

you know what he did to you is completely

12:09

great question it's evil bruh yeah how do you

12:11

live and how do you keep moving grace

12:13

because there's a lot of people that watch you

12:15

bro that dealt not maybe the same hand but

12:17

they feel like they're being robbed in

12:20

life yeah I I can answer

12:22

it's it's not easy and it's not gonna

12:24

be easy for everybody but

12:27

sobriety fitness you know

12:29

I was an addict I came to

12:32

conclusion that you know I'm powerless

12:36

over alcohol alcohol has power over me I

12:38

can't control it so I had to stop

12:40

alcohol completely there were multiple times where I

12:42

wanted to relapse when I was losing all

12:44

my friends and I'm dealing with surgeries and

12:46

stressed out because I know that next week

12:48

I got a knife going in my eye

12:50

and I got anesthesia and all this shit

12:52

so yeah you like you're constantly stressed out

12:54

and if I would have

12:57

caved and drank then I

12:59

would have just caused more problems in my life you

13:01

know so having good people around me that are sober

13:04

that motivated me to do shit like

13:06

run marathons do ironmen and just

13:08

people with stories because like I talked to a lot

13:10

of people I'll even just talk to random

13:13

people that'll just DM me from a private account that are

13:15

like hey I got an eye injury or something and I

13:17

just like I'll actually just sit there all

13:19

night and chat with them and

13:22

just like hearing that they were able to

13:25

like get their confidence back through me and

13:27

seeing how I did it because I

13:29

was extremely insecure I still am like I even

13:31

am like thinking how does my fucking eye look

13:34

fucked up on this camera right now it's just

13:36

a part of life you're an entertainer you have

13:38

a camera in your face every day your face

13:40

gets changed you're just figured you know now it's

13:43

a lot better and all right with it I'm

13:45

gonna be honest with you man and now you

13:47

like mixing jokes with the serious stuff you got

13:52

squished up against a crane and you still looked

13:54

better than every guy I hang out with when

13:56

Bell was like

13:59

he hit his eye And I was like this

14:01

sucks my girls looking at you like you're drop-dead

14:03

gorgeous nothing happened to my face and You're

14:06

still better looking to me so like there's

14:08

obviously there's some plastic surgery hi Yeah,

14:11

lots of plastic. Look at me never comes down. She just

14:13

heard that you were around so she's making a quick little

14:18

But no way I'm so sorry I want to tag

14:20

back on this and I know I'm so sorry, but

14:22

stop it Yes, what the fuck? I'm

14:25

talking so much What

14:28

were you saying cuz I cut you off and then you could

14:30

go I'm sorry I'm just so excited to get into this conversation

14:32

I Mean let's

14:34

I'm excited to move past it But I

14:36

know you wanted to get deep and talk

14:38

about this not bro Because this is a

14:40

side of you that you hide from the

14:42

world and if no bro every tick-tock clip

14:44

is like Oh, we don't shut up about

14:46

it It's like he keeps on complaining and

14:48

he knew what he was getting into he

14:50

made the decision to get on there And

14:52

that's the only shit that pisses me off,

14:54

but that's all just random tick-tock fucking dumbasses

14:56

But this past week Andrew Schultz started yapping

14:58

saying oh when the fuck is Jeff? Would

15:00

it gonna shut the fuck up about it

15:02

you dumb fucking arrogant egotistical motherfucker? I will

15:04

knock you out cold in front of all

15:06

your friends on the couch those fucking alleged hunks

15:08

I mean listen Not allegedly part of your

15:10

life, you know, this is something that you're

15:13

having to deal with the day in and day

15:15

out It's not like it's just gonna go

15:17

away and if people can't have like they

15:19

can't realize that you know I mean yeah a

15:21

lot of people in this business need to

15:23

be humbled and he's one of them his egos

15:25

out of control even The shitty day with

15:27

stiny like bro who the fuck you think

15:29

you are like telling these

15:31

kids like I'm too cool for this podcast You

15:34

know you Flagrance basically impulsive

15:36

2.0. They're going downhill Listen

15:39

let's just reel it

15:41

back because we're gonna

15:44

jump into this Andrew

15:46

conversation because Andrew

15:48

I want to fight him in power slap in

15:50

this fear listen listen he in Vegas if he

15:52

said something like that Wow,

15:55

I think are you sure he's not using comedy bro cuz

15:57

he no it was not funny When's

16:00

the last time you remember Andrew Schultz

16:02

saying something funny? Think quick Andrew Schultz

16:05

is funny They say something that's funny

16:07

that he you remember I

16:09

can remember Bill Burr jokes I could remember Louis CK

16:11

jokes right off the top Dave Chappelle Tell

16:14

me a joke. I think he's harder for him because he's

16:16

more in the moment and okay You're making excuses for now.

16:18

You're making me nervous. No now. I'm gonna get a He

16:22

should be he should step back and be a writer or

16:24

something somebody behind the scenes because I don't think he just

16:26

has the charisma Well, you're like

16:28

angry angry with him The only thing that pisses

16:31

me off is those dumbass comments and to see

16:33

it from a peer somebody I thought was my

16:35

friend Like actually

16:37

yapping and saying real disrespectful fighting words

16:39

then, you know, I haven't had that

16:42

I haven't had a beef online so

16:45

to have him do that and hide it behind a Paywall

16:47

on patreon. Yeah, and then of course my

16:49

like Supporters they'll they'll

16:52

find it and send it to me. So

16:54

I was pissed when I saw it, you know You

16:56

feel like he's being he got on his high

16:58

horse He's doing really well and now he's starting

17:00

to punch down on Nelk and you and yeah

17:02

And you're just you're over that you're saying be

17:05

more graceful being on top where you guys like

17:07

when is it gonna end? When the fuck is

17:09

it? Like say something funny, bro You

17:12

know He's punching down a

17:14

lot of people then I mean it's coming from an insecurity. Have

17:16

you talked to him about it? I just

17:18

threats I Get

17:22

a response I was like

17:24

I was like do you want to do an influencer

17:26

boxing match or do you want to just do it

17:28

on the street? I just beat you up on the

17:30

street or could I do it like, you know If

17:32

you're walking out of a restaurant or something on a

17:34

day, you know, here's a thing fun embarrass him in

17:37

front of his you know Loved

17:39

ones. Yeah, okay question for you question for

17:41

you And this is I'm actually gonna see

17:44

a parallel look at you before you

17:46

were humbled Truly do you

17:48

feel like maybe you would walk in the

17:50

same line as he would because when you

17:52

find success quick Sometimes you make

17:55

little I'll never make fun of somebody with a

17:57

disability or something that happened to them and they

17:59

do that a lot They had Shane Gillis on.

18:01

They started making fun of autistic people. You

18:03

know, that's punching down. You shouldn't have

18:05

to do that when you're at that level. You

18:07

know, I'm not saying that I'm a fucking

18:10

disabled, you know, retard,

18:15

but I kind of, I am a little stupid. I

18:17

was kidding. I am a little

18:19

stupider and I am dealing with some shit. So motherfucker,

18:22

you want to come at me? He poked something that

18:24

you shouldn't have poked at. You hurt me and now

18:26

I want to hurt you. That's how it is. I

18:28

expect an apology. I expect an apology.

18:31

I will say this bro. Like I think

18:33

with the internet, what happens is

18:35

sometimes things could get, you know, it

18:37

could go to a level that it shouldn't. I would love to

18:39

see you guys sit down and talk about it. I would love

18:42

to see him at like a UFC event and just slap the

18:44

shit out of him. Fair. Would

18:46

you have him on your podcast to try and like talk things

18:48

through? Maybe you can also mess with him a little bit on

18:50

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it back. So right now. Say God like

20:01

okay you had a son and

20:03

God forbid he went through the circumstance that you went through

20:06

Would you want him to take the same road as

20:08

you or would you want him to take a different

20:10

road than you? another

20:12

great question, I am very competitive

20:14

and My

20:17

dad was very involved in my childhood having

20:20

us on like track teams and

20:22

like coach my baseball team Like he was really

20:24

really invested in my life and at that time

20:26

I didn't I didn't appreciate it because you're a

20:28

kid you just think like this guy has to

20:30

do this He's your dad or whatever But now

20:33

looking back and seeing like other people how they

20:35

grew up You know I had a good

20:37

dad and I talked all this shit saying he beat the

20:39

shit out of me for no reason But that's just me

20:41

like you know how Jake does it Jake will be like

20:43

yeah Greg Paul used to beat us up and then it

20:45

comes out in the Netflix documentary Imagine

20:47

you're Greg Paul and you're watching a Netflix documentary

20:49

like I can't wait to see my son's documentary

20:52

And then it's all about how he was a

20:54

child abuser I

20:56

would do that like how do you feel about

20:58

GP? I mean I think he's a great

21:01

dad, bro I don't know I

21:03

think he definitely says something good. You know

21:05

I shouldn't say you know yeah He's got

21:07

good genetics great genetics. He made that's why

21:09

people are like Logan's on Royds. I don't

21:11

think he's on Roy He's always been that

21:13

he's always built at dude always been that

21:16

him and GP and Gret They're just you're

21:18

just big really really fortunate when it comes

21:20

to their body Yeah, so I don't I don't I don't

21:22

think the rumors are true and GP if you see him

21:24

take his shirt off, dude I don't

21:26

know 20 year olds that have his body, but

21:28

yeah, he's a he's a ripped dude Yeah, listen.

21:30

We're not gonna talk about the Paul's on this

21:33

podcast without a Paul here Yes, that that gets

21:35

messy back its fatherhood and stuff like when I

21:37

have a kid Yeah I would love to be

21:39

involved in it's like in his life as much

21:41

as possible And if I could train him like

21:43

Khabib's father had him wrestling bears at four years

21:45

old I would love to do that with my

21:47

child even if it's a girl I remember one

21:49

time I asked my dad. I was like, you

21:52

know like dad You you probably were a little

21:54

pissed when you found out that your first kid

21:56

was a girl, right? And he's like what the

21:58

fuck are you talking about? does everything

22:00

better than you guys. She's a better athlete

22:02

than you are and your brother you fucking

22:04

idiot. And I was like yeah you're

22:06

right. And

22:09

speaking of that we got a big matchup coming

22:11

up on fight of my sister to the death.

22:13

I have a Jersey Shore vacation family vacation. You

22:16

did this last year there's a new one coming

22:18

out. Well last year I lost so I got

22:20

to get it back. Oh you filmed

22:22

this this is like a thing. Yeah we have we

22:24

have like it's either Christmas

22:26

or summer vacation is when

22:28

my whole family gets together because my

22:30

sister lives in Kentucky. She's a purple

22:32

belt in jiu-jitsu so she's very skilled

22:34

in jiu-jitsu. Okay. But I got like

22:36

20 30 pounds on her or

22:39

maybe more I don't know I just my

22:41

sister like she's a fucking she's basically my

22:43

brother but she's you know she is tougher

22:45

like I would rather fight my brother than

22:47

fight her. No way. Why didn't she beat

22:50

you last year? Yeah I know but this

22:52

time if she gets me in that triangle

22:54

I'm picking her up and slamming her into

22:56

the sand. I don't know where the fights

22:58

gonna go down but I'm just picturing like

23:01

boardwalk you know Jersey Shore fist

23:03

pumping Ronnie come at me bro you know. That

23:05

was a good show. Did you watch it growing

23:07

up? Yeah I was on it. I

23:09

was never several times yeah. You were on Jersey

23:11

Shore? I was on the show yeah. No way.

23:13

You were the barber on Jersey Shore? Bro did

23:15

you not even... Wait wait wait what season? The

23:18

Miami season. Bro bro bro wait how old

23:20

were you? 19. Dude

23:23

that means that when I was a kid

23:25

growing up I watched you. Yeah. That's

23:28

cool. Yeah yeah. Well. What Jersey Shore

23:30

sick dude. Me and my friends would

23:32

just run home and be like oh

23:34

I can't wait to see what the

23:36

situation is doing today. I get what

23:38

you're saying but I could have done

23:40

better. Like they wanted me to like

23:42

I was mic'd up and I was

23:44

like such a little clout chasing little

23:46

bitch at that time because there was

23:48

no Vine or like or

23:50

I guess Vine was starting

23:52

but like I I

23:54

got mic'd with MTV

23:57

production like this woman Sally Ann

23:59

who's like the... the legendary producer

24:01

at MTV, like made the

24:03

real world in all these shows and they got these

24:05

guys with these big 300 pound cameras

24:07

and they're fucking have to have sweat bands because

24:09

the cameras are so heavy and they're right in

24:11

your face you know and that's kind of like

24:13

how the barbershop started because i was like filming

24:15

people and asking them questions and it was awkward

24:17

because you got this 300 pound camera

24:20

and in the guy's face who's like a little

24:22

nervous about their haircut so then i would just

24:24

lean more into that awkwardness but they ended up

24:26

cutting all of it and they would just use

24:28

like stupid ass clips because the show's

24:30

not about me you know but i thought i thought

24:33

like i had a bigger part than when i really

24:35

did and i told everybody like

24:37

i told my friends on santana when i told my mom

24:39

and like so i was right i never saw you uh

24:41

no i i was in it but you have to look

24:43

for me like you have to like when they go to

24:45

the barbershop i don't even look the same it's just your

24:47

hands in the frame no you see me but i'm like

24:50

cutting hair with sunglasses on like i was such

24:52

a fuck boy like i like i

24:54

was one of them you know okay let's talk about

24:56

wait hold on i interrupted you and you had a

24:58

question i'm so sorry that's okay what was your question

25:01

i mean we were on a different we were on

25:03

a different track i'm sometimes see but i did want

25:05

to know because obviously

25:07

i mean this was all the way back to

25:09

what we were talking about with date with the

25:11

dumbass oh man um and obviously

25:13

you had to have a lot of like you had

25:16

to have a lot of wisdom and guidance in order

25:18

to get you you know from anger to like logic

25:20

and you said that you know your dad is somebody

25:22

who's been an amazing dad to you so was he

25:25

somebody who really guided you through that situation or was

25:27

there someone else that kind of like helped

25:29

you you know what i mean focus on like what was

25:31

important and not make the yeah i had so many people

25:33

that were good to me at that time like even in

25:35

the beginning a lot of people that were in the squad

25:37

were like trying to

25:39

help as much as they could but also they

25:42

couldn't pick a side you know you got one

25:44

sociopath who doesn't give a fuck

25:46

about anybody but himself and then you

25:48

got these kids that are brainwashed and scared to leave

25:50

him or do anything wrong to him because they you

25:53

know the situation like if you were ever to

25:55

wrong logan it's like oh no like you fucking

25:57

slap the head that fed you yeah yeah so

25:59

That's how they all felt, but I don't I

26:01

can't blame people for not being as confident Were

26:04

you were you like them in that situation before

26:06

you got your incident before it gets into

26:09

that? Yeah So would you say that this

26:11

situation helped you escape that type of yeah,

26:13

I would it opened my eye my

26:15

one eye Um, wow when

26:17

I made you lost an eye on earth, but you

26:20

gained one in the spiritual realm For

26:22

real, bro. Yeah, would you would you go back

26:24

in time and stop yourself from going through that

26:26

and watch yourself be like them? Or would you

26:29

let yourself suffer that consequence to be where you're

26:31

at? No, I wouldn't change a thing in my

26:33

life I mean, I would like to have full

26:35

vision, but you know, you got

26:37

to take what you could get, you know I

26:40

learned so much from that situation. I learned so

26:42

much from every time I got arrested you

26:45

know like all of the the

26:47

worst times the lowest times in my

26:49

life were the most valuable moments because

26:52

You know that's when you actually are

26:55

forced to learn shit like we talked about when

26:57

I got arrested and the only way you could

27:00

leave the Only reason you could leave is to

27:02

go to church on Sunday and it's not like

27:04

a church church Everybody's in orange jumpsuits and there's

27:06

a guy that's like, you know, is the like

27:09

a corrections officer priest, you know It's it's not

27:11

like you know But you're still like going over

27:13

the Bible and stuff like that And it's like

27:15

you were placed here because God needed you to

27:18

slow down like I was selling blow I was

27:20

having illegal poker games at my penthouse in Miami.

27:22

This was all at 20 years old 21 years

27:24

old and I

27:28

got busted big time and I was facing serious charges

27:30

and You know, I got put

27:32

there. I if I was

27:34

forced to sober up because I was in there for four

27:36

months, so I was like no drugs or anything and I

27:40

got in shape, you know, I was like that was

27:42

where I first started getting fit and Yeah,

27:45

I wouldn't change that. I wouldn't change this

27:47

situation except for like, you know

27:49

maybe Just like one surgery would

27:52

have been nice, you know So

27:56

then in this season in your life like right

27:58

now because you had so many seasons throughout that

28:00

and you have to learn things so quickly. But

28:02

in this current season, what do you feel like

28:04

you're currently learning and applying to your life? Just

28:08

appreciate my team more and my

28:10

family more, you know? Because you're

28:12

becoming a server. I

28:15

don't know, what do you mean? When a

28:17

man is meek and humble, the first is

28:19

last and the last is first. And God

28:21

describes a man who's on top as a

28:23

servant. He serves. Yeah. And so now you're

28:26

coming to the conclusion of like, it's not all about

28:28

me. And you are

28:31

automatically your first step into this new

28:33

realm of life is being concerned with

28:35

the people around you before

28:37

the crane wasn't. It was more concerned about you.

28:39

Yeah, I was just so self obsessed with getting

28:41

more views and staying relevant and just getting to

28:43

be the biggest YouTuber I could be. And

28:46

then I needed that because now,

28:49

you know, I had already achieved my fucking dreams.

28:51

I just wanted a gold YouTube plaque and you

28:53

saw it, chainsaw it. It means nothing after you

28:55

get these things. You need to keep on making

28:58

new goals. I won a Streamy award.

29:00

Like I had achieved my goals

29:02

and I realized now the people that helped

29:04

me get there, I want to help them

29:06

achieve their goals. And if

29:09

I can do that. Which one makes you happier, realistically? Which

29:12

one caused you more joy? What

29:14

do you mean? Like when you were chasing

29:17

these trophies and recognition or when you realize

29:19

the person next to you succeeding because you've

29:21

helped them in this direction. Honestly,

29:24

like stuff with the guys, you know,

29:26

they're just happy to have a job

29:28

and a solid like steady paycheck every

29:30

week. But being able to do things

29:32

like take my family to Italy because

29:34

my parents are Italian, they've never been

29:36

to Italy like do like vacations that

29:38

cost like, you know, thousands

29:40

and thousands of dollars. But like I can afford

29:42

to do that. And we got

29:44

to meet like family members and stuff that

29:46

we hadn't even, we only talked

29:48

to on like Facebook, you know? And

29:50

it was dope. You get to meet all these Italian

29:52

guys. One of my uncles was

29:55

driving a Ferrari like through the olive fields. It

29:57

looked like the Godfather. It was sick,

29:59

you know, like. moments like that, I really like, I'm

30:01

like, all right, cool. The crane wasn't so bad,

30:03

you know, I get to do stuff like this.

30:06

And before that, I

30:09

wasn't always so open and like vulnerable and

30:12

talking about stuff. I didn't have a real

30:14

good relationship with my parents. So I think them

30:17

listening to me talk on podcasts, they got to

30:19

know more about me. Cause I would always, like

30:21

I didn't even used to say, I love you.

30:25

I still haven't said I love you to my dad. Really?

30:28

Nah, that's gay. You should call him right now.

30:31

That's gay. He's another dude. You can't do that.

30:34

No, I tell my mom every phone call and

30:37

then my dad will just be like, eh, I'll talk to you later.

30:40

You know, but I'll be like, love you mom. She's like, love

30:42

you. And my dad's in the back and I'm like, yeah, I'll

30:44

talk to you later. You know, but that's fine. I like that.

30:46

You know, GP ain't saying I love you, Logan and George. Well,

30:48

we say you love each other. Do

30:50

you probably do you cause you're his favorite son. Maybe,

30:53

but here's the thing, man. How could you receive love when you don't

30:55

know how to give love? Look, my

30:57

relationship with my father is funny.

31:00

But you even said that you thought this is his job.

31:02

He had to be around. And then when you grew up

31:05

as a man, you were like, wow, I'm so

31:07

glad that I had a father like this. Listen,

31:09

you son of a bitch, tell your dad you love him.

31:12

Don't make me say this stuff, George. Come on, you already

31:14

got me going. I'm already so- I think you should. And

31:16

I'll tell you why brother, because God

31:19

only knows how much time you have with him. You don't want

31:21

to put that on your plate that you never got to tell

31:23

the man that you love, you love him. All

31:26

right, maybe I will in my victory speech.

31:29

Could you grab us some more? Maybe I will

31:31

in my victory speech after I smashed my sister's

31:33

skull into the sand in the Jersey Shore. That's

31:35

all I asked. I'll say I want to thank

31:37

my dad for coaching us, being my sister, even

31:39

though I turned out to be the better athlete

31:41

and I got the win here. I want to

31:43

thank Jesus. Amen. And I want to thank my

31:46

old man, you know. I

31:48

love, I would say it. And then just hold out for

31:50

that moment. What would you say? What would you say? No,

31:52

no, no, no. We'll save it for the moment. It'll be

31:55

a big moment after I bash

31:57

my sister's skull. Okay, I hope

31:59

you're so proud. Yeah. Is

32:02

there a freeing, because there's

32:04

a lot of kids that look up to you,

32:06

right? And unfortunately, some people have to cut the

32:08

corners and do the crimes and have to learn

32:10

the hard way. Thank you. That

32:13

that life isn't right. If there's somebody listening

32:16

to you that's walking in your footsteps, that

32:18

was right around the time before you got

32:20

arrested and had to meet God

32:22

in prison. Is there something that you

32:24

would want them to know? Like it's

32:26

just not worth it even if you receive it

32:28

or like, what is it that you would tell

32:31

that Jeff in that time capsule, like version of

32:33

him? Honestly just

32:35

enjoy the ride, you know, like

32:37

the ups and downs is what

32:40

makes your life story

32:42

like exciting because after, you know, we

32:44

all die 100 years, we'll all be

32:46

dead. You know, what's your

32:48

story going to be? I want motherfuckers

32:50

making documentaries on me, movies and shit,

32:52

you know, like I want to leave

32:54

behind a legacy that will be cemented

32:56

for centuries to come. I want little

32:59

kids in 200 years

33:01

from now being like, oh, remember like when

33:03

they used to do podcasts because they'll probably

33:05

be like, you know, done by then, you

33:07

know, they'll probably have like some new future

33:09

AI sort of entertainment. And

33:12

like, remember the beginning, like the first

33:14

podcasters like Jeff and George, you

33:16

know, they'll probably make movies on us.

33:18

Like we're we're we're going to have like a

33:20

social network like, yeah, guys, I got this idea

33:23

we're just going to sit and talk for

33:25

two hours and people are

33:27

going to give us thousands of dollars. Dude, what does

33:29

that feel like knowing that that's your life right now?

33:32

It feels good. I love it. But also

33:34

it's like sometimes I don't feel like getting

33:37

on and talking. So it's also this time

33:39

in my life right now. I

33:41

used to be so happy. I used to be like waking

33:44

up like I think today's

33:46

the best day of my life. I used to

33:48

really say things like that out loud, like a

33:50

fucking sick fuck like who I still say that.

33:52

Why would you not say that? No. How

33:55

long ago was used to this is like

33:57

twenty two like twenty one twenty two twenty

33:59

three. like around that time. Yeah,

34:04

I was like, damn, like,

34:06

damn, my life's going real good. And I didn't even have money

34:08

at that time. It

34:10

was just like, I was like, steadily like cutting

34:12

hair and making enough to get by. You're

34:15

happy. And live comfortably, but yeah, I

34:17

had no responsibilities, no employees. What made it that

34:19

it was like, I love my life. What was

34:21

it? Fucking

34:24

alcohol, random sex with

34:26

girls in Miami. Look,

34:28

I changed. I haven't even had

34:31

sex in probably months,

34:33

you know? So I'm

34:36

a much different person. But back then I

34:38

would wake up to a tequila shot and

34:41

a Corona. I go upstairs and fucking fist

34:43

pump with my boys, Pauly D, you

34:45

know, in those days. And I

34:47

was like, hell yeah, Pauly, this is like the

34:49

best eight years of my lives, bro. And now

34:52

you're depressed. Yeah, yeah, now it's just, now

34:56

I'm financially better than ever. And

34:58

it's like, when is this

35:02

gonna end? Okay, so, okay, great, great,

35:04

great, great, great, great. Are you doing

35:06

what every man finds when

35:08

he first finds real success and it's chasing the

35:10

tail? It's like, I don't wanna lose this, so

35:12

I have to keep going on and doing this.

35:14

I was, I used to be obsessed with that

35:17

and like trying to stay relevant for a long

35:19

time. And that is the most stressful thing that

35:21

will fuck your head up is like trying to,

35:23

like Mike deals with a lot. He's like, well,

35:26

if Logan gives up on the podcast, what am

35:28

I gonna do? You know, like, do I go

35:30

back to doing porn or whatever the fuck he

35:32

was doing before? It's haunting knowing that like at

35:35

any moment, the thing that you love could be

35:37

taken away from you. It's scary. And I know

35:39

we make jokes at Mike, but bro, I was

35:41

in the same boat. You were in the same

35:44

boat. Anybody who is in this fast life waking

35:46

up every day knowing that this is not

35:49

a real life, it gets scary that it's

35:51

gonna be taken away from you. What

35:53

helped me get over this is realizing that

35:55

God is worth so much more. So if

35:57

they can't take that away from me, that's

35:59

my joy. then I live every day like

36:01

I'm just daydreaming. It's literally

36:04

freeing. And that's why I

36:06

want you to be more open because the

36:08

more you get open, the more you're gonna

36:10

reflect. And the more you reflect, the more

36:12

you will see God moving in your life.

36:15

I mean, even your best friend kept saying,

36:17

you should even be here. And he cracks

36:20

jokes, but like. Bro, he's a moron. He

36:22

says that to me all day long. And

36:25

he's like, yo, I'm out

36:27

here. Like I just ran six miles or some

36:29

shit. And I'm like, good for you. You don't

36:31

have a job. You

36:34

get to do that. You have legs. There's

36:37

soldiers that have had their legs blown off in

36:39

war. And you think you're fucking special because you

36:41

ran six miles and you don't have a job.

36:43

And it's Tuesday at 3 p.m. Who

36:46

gives a fuck? Hey, don't be like

36:48

dumbass was to you to him. No,

36:51

he needs to be humbled because his

36:53

ego is out of control. He's

36:55

pretty calm and relaxed on him. That's

36:58

because he's on a road rage crash.

37:01

He's just like, I'll wake up in the

37:03

morning to steroid bottles just hitting my countertop.

37:05

And I just come down there and just

37:07

like, he's like a beached whale on the

37:09

couch with just needles all poked in him.

37:11

And I'm like, what

37:13

the fuck are you doing? And we talk

37:16

about our house because he did a lot of

37:18

time in prison. I only did like a little time

37:20

in jail, but I still like we still have the

37:22

lingo. Does that mean he has more authority over you?

37:24

Because he has more time. No, fuck him. I

37:27

just want another link. I'm helping him out, getting back on

37:29

his feet and stuff. So you're the main man that's like,

37:31

yeah, you did your time. Now let me take care of

37:33

you. I don't

37:35

know what I just like, he's funny. And I

37:38

like having funny, messed

37:40

up mentally people around. I don't know

37:43

what it is. Are you telling him to me

37:45

to like get off the steroids? Nah,

37:47

cause he's sober off like mind

37:50

altering drugs, which, you

37:53

know, he had a serious addiction with. So if

37:55

he could be clean off that, I'm happy with

37:57

him. You know, like whatever the steroids are funny.

37:59

Like he's. Trying to fight Bradley Martin

38:01

and shit and he's like, you know, he's 250

38:04

now he's getting there He's a big boy. He's

38:06

about to be 260. So we motivate each other

38:08

He's also another one like when you asked me

38:10

before like how I got through

38:13

a lot of stuff Like yeah I helped him

38:15

when he got out of prison like I let him

38:17

move in with me and I got him his first

38:19

iPhone And an air pods and shit. He's like, oh

38:21

this shit. No wires. It's just fucking crazy dog Oh,

38:23

yeah, that must be insane coming back out and then

38:26

seeing all the new technology and everything Things

38:28

move so fast. Yeah, and there

38:30

was he scared? No,

38:32

he jumped right into social media and just figured

38:35

it out quick Like he knows how to podcast

38:37

and be an entertainer. He's just a funny Outgoing

38:40

guy and they give you a little extra joy

38:42

seeing him. Enjoy the things that you're so used

38:44

to Yeah Yeah like

38:46

him getting a little clout and like being able

38:48

to like get DMed by girls and he doesn't

38:50

have to go out and Do what he used

38:52

to have to do like go get a table

38:54

at a nightclub and where fucking

38:56

hundred thousand dollar Rolex You know when he

38:59

has not even a hundred grand in the

39:01

bank He has more money on his wrist

39:03

like there's stupid drug dealer shit Yeah, like

39:05

now he's actually reaping the benefits of life

39:07

and he's calmed down. He does triathlons He

39:10

got me into doing Ironman and he got

39:12

me really that type of endurance training takes

39:14

a lot of time But

39:16

it really does make you

39:18

feel productive Mentally like you do

39:20

something extremely hard every day and That's

39:24

what is like. That's what

39:26

keeps me happy and sane Like if I

39:28

if I just hit the lottery tomorrow, I'm

39:31

just gonna be a crackhead I'm just gonna get

39:33

hooked on the head. You know good feels Fucking

39:37

good, you know, you know, it's why a lot of

39:39

people who win the lottery they either like spend it

39:41

all or Something happens and it goes away because when

39:43

you get that much money and you don't have any

39:45

like then you feel like You don't

39:48

need to do anything. Yeah And through

39:50

talking from with a lot of people recently It

39:52

seems like when they're their happiest is when they

39:54

put themselves through discipline like they make themselves every

39:56

routine they make themselves work out and

39:58

as you see like when you're kids, like you've

40:01

craved discipline from your parents, you crave discipline at

40:03

school, and then you're an adult and you're like,

40:05

I could do whatever I want. And then you

40:07

realize that it only brings you to ruin and

40:10

you need to go back and like find discipline

40:12

again. Yeah, and you gotta always find new goals.

40:14

Like I said, I thought

40:16

I achieved all my goals and then

40:19

I ran the New York City marathon and I wasn't

40:21

really happy with my time. So I

40:23

redid, I was like, I'm not gonna do another marathon,

40:25

but then the LA one came up and I ran

40:27

328. So I ran like

40:29

a seven minute, 58 minute pace

40:32

per mile. So

40:35

I was like doing like fucking, I was

40:37

moving and I got a personal best by

40:39

like 20 minutes. So I

40:41

got crushed by record. Thank you. It's still

40:44

like, there's like fucking, I mean, like

40:49

there's people that could beat that easily, but they don't

40:51

have jobs. You know, you need to get out of

40:53

the habit with, and I mean this, and

40:56

I only say this because I love you. You're the only

40:58

one who reigns on yourself. Like

41:00

you set yourself up for like a good

41:02

time and we were here ready just to applaud you and

41:04

you were the only one that brought that. Like, yeah, but

41:06

it ain't shit somebody else could beat it. And

41:09

I feel like you do that to yourself inside

41:11

here. Well, I had really

41:13

trained and I did everything right that day.

41:15

Like I stopped at every aid station. I

41:18

felt like I'm

41:21

never gonna beat this. Like that's my

41:23

personal best for life. So I actually had this thing, I

41:25

looked it up because I was like, why am I sad

41:28

after doing something that I worked so hard for? And I was

41:30

like so happy. Cause I was like, I was

41:32

aiming for 340 and I did 328. So

41:35

I was like, this is fucking great. When

41:37

I was like on mile 25, and

41:39

I was like looking at my watch, I'm like, what

41:41

the fuck? I'm gonna break the

41:43

fucking, like my personal record by a lot.

41:45

This is gonna be hell to beat. And

41:48

then afterwards they call it post-race blues. Like

41:50

if you beat your time by so much,

41:53

like you have to find a new race

41:55

to join or a new challenge. And

41:58

I like, I guess. I have

42:00

to figure out what that is, but maybe

42:02

in the future it's like a fight or something or

42:04

a power slap off. What an intro. I think you're

42:06

gonna run into that same conclusion every time because

42:09

you're letting the devil steal your joy.

42:11

That's why you're there. Nah fam, I'm

42:13

letting the devil motivate me. I'm fueled

42:15

by the devil. But it's true. It's

42:18

true that when you work. That laugh is way

42:20

too creepy. You're trying to get out of this

42:22

house, it's demon. It's way too creepy. Nah, the

42:24

devil made me run that 328. No

42:27

bro, you gotta, you used to say, I used to

42:29

get up and be like, today's a great day. You

42:31

gotta get back into that. That man that used to

42:33

get up, that's my- Who's the hit man? Yeah, he's

42:35

my guy, bro. Bro,

42:38

that guy looks like a murderer that just came

42:40

in here. He's from Chicago. Yeah. Hey

42:42

Joe. Have you killed anybody? No, you're on camera. See,

42:44

look how quiet he is. Look at him, bro. All

42:47

right, man. Real recognizes real, dude.

42:49

Yeah, Chicago, Al Capone. Yeah.

42:52

There you go. Here's the thing.

42:55

And I hate to be cheesy because I know

42:57

this, your audience probably like, it

42:59

affects them when I get so serious. But

43:01

the truth is this, you used to wake

43:03

up and tell yourself today was a good

43:05

day because life and death begins on the

43:07

tongue, my friend. So when you're going through

43:09

these motions, you need to cut that shit

43:11

out of being negative because you're gonna beat

43:13

your goals or you're not gonna beat your

43:15

goals, but that shouldn't dictate your happiness, bro.

43:17

The fact that you even could walk around,

43:19

let alone run around, should be there enough

43:21

for you to be grateful. Anxiousness

43:24

comes from worrying and not being grateful. So

43:26

when you look at something and you start

43:28

trying to beat yourself up over it, literally

43:30

take your time, breathe in like a psychopath,

43:32

like you were laughing about it saying, I

43:34

was like a crazy guy. I am a

43:37

psychopath. I lost everything and I laughed and

43:39

I told myself, I'm great and I'm gonna

43:41

accomplish things with God. And every

43:43

single other person came up to me and

43:45

said, congratulations, you did it. It's because I

43:47

mastered my tongue and I stopped letting myself

43:49

and people around me talk ill about the

43:51

things that I'm passionate about. So cut that

43:53

shit out. As a friend that loves

43:55

you, you need to stop doing that. George, you're a smart

43:58

guy. I'm gonna stop saying so many terrible things about you

44:00

and you're not around. Thank you, that's all I ask. That's

44:02

all I ask. No, but it's so true. You have to

44:04

find the joy and the small things, because it's why, you

44:06

know, like really, really rich people, and they're like, they're never

44:08

happy because they want like, what's next, what's next, what's next,

44:10

what's next, what's next, you know? Yeah. And

44:12

like, literally, my mom, she told me that she's like, you

44:15

work for something your whole life, you think it's gonna

44:17

be this amazing thing, and then you're like, oh, it's

44:19

over. Like, she trained her whole life, won the US

44:21

Open, and then she was like, then it

44:23

was it. She won the US Open? Mm-hmm,

44:25

for Paris Figure Skating. Figure Skating?

44:27

Mm-hmm. Oh, damn, that's sick. Yeah, but it's such

44:29

a big accomplishment in her life, and then she's

44:31

like, and then afterwards, she's like, I was like,

44:33

oh, that's it, and he

44:35

feels like nothing. Figure Skating's such like

44:38

an elegant sport. I'm

44:40

gonna put, if I have a daughter. You look beautiful on

44:42

the ice. If I have a daughter, I'm putting her in

44:44

Figure Skating. That's something cool. My sister put her daughter in

44:46

her good kids. What about your son, would you put him

44:48

in the Figure Skating? No. I told

44:50

Belle that too. I said, hey, don't ever bring up that shit

44:52

today. If he's gay, yeah, I will. Why would you do that?

44:54

I'll support him. You just put me in a corner here. Well,

44:56

if I have a gay son, I'm gonna love him, just as

44:59

if I had a straight son

45:01

or anything else. I

45:03

always thought about that. If I was a kid, I was like, how do

45:05

you know? What if your kid's gay? I

45:09

would love him. I would love him. I

45:12

would make that kid the best,

45:14

most gayest kid in the fucking

45:16

world. He would win

45:18

awards for being the gayest kid out

45:21

there. I would have the first ever

45:23

gay UFC fighter son.

45:27

Is there a gay fighter? Is there one yet? I don't

45:29

know, but... Because I'm about to just start having a bunch

45:31

of kids and try to do that. But it wasn't about

45:33

Figure Skating. I was just saying, enjoy the small things in

45:35

life. Yeah. To bring that

45:37

back. Yeah. Speaking of ice skating,

45:39

have you seen that hockey clip where the guy

45:42

got his throat slit and died? Yeah, I did

45:44

that to somebody as a kid. Did you? I

45:46

did, yeah. I was in Figure Skating. She didn't

45:48

die though, but yeah, please tell her about it.

45:50

Look it up. If you guys are at home

45:52

and you're curious and you want to see a

45:55

really traumatic video, look up, because it was like

45:57

right out on the ice. It was a live

45:59

sporting event. It's crazy to see. somebody die yeah

46:01

like get their throats slit blood all over the

46:03

ice it was nuts awful

46:07

video okay you

46:09

came in

46:13

yeah what's new in the news what else is going on

46:16

wait wait tell the story that was

46:19

Taylor Swift she put any she'd do

46:21

anything recently she's been looking at him

46:23

like he's a producer that's gonna give you

46:25

topics what's going on what's going on with

46:27

T Swift anything anything I don't follow her

46:30

I don't listen to her um I don't enjoy

46:32

her what kind of music do you listen to

46:34

everything my music library is insane I mean

46:36

Mike thinks he could hang with me

46:38

with his Spotify playlist but no do

46:41

you like Russ nah I mean I

46:43

mean nah this is I

46:45

just had this talk with sugar Sean he was like

46:47

I was trying to explain to

46:49

him a scene from blood sport

46:51

which is a legendary martial arts movie

46:53

with John Claude Van Dam he should

46:56

know that fucking movie he's the world

46:58

champion in martial art mixed martial arts

47:01

and he didn't know John Claude Van Dam but

47:03

he goes do you listen to Russ I was

47:05

like this is the difference bro this is the

47:07

five-year difference like you don't know John Claude Van

47:09

Dam which is insane you know yeah of course

47:11

you it's the best splits in the world he's

47:13

probably your idol yeah I don't know that is either

47:15

but I have like size Christ but yeah for sure

47:17

he's like kind of hard to just like really

47:20

look up to a man that just does the splits all the time wait

47:23

yeah rapper who did the splits all the time nope no

47:26

you know what I love Russ he's my

47:28

favorite you do because Russ is a good

47:30

lyricist he's very very I think he's the

47:32

like one of the realist rappers in our

47:34

generation he's talking about things that are actually

47:36

happening and he's trying to express and get

47:38

other people okay I'll give it a shot

47:40

I'll get into it should bro I think

47:42

once you listen to Russ you're gonna be

47:44

like oh shit I should have never like

47:47

talked ill about this who do you listen to when

47:49

you're training for your movie cuz you're gonna be a

47:51

boxer who would you listen to good

47:55

question on the way here

47:57

I was listening to jump

47:59

into the fire It's the song

48:01

from good fellas like then

48:04

and it's like this fucking helicopters been following me all day

48:07

Don't forget to stir the sauce. He's calling his

48:10

brother. Yeah, I was listening that shit when I

48:12

was coming over here Cuz I'm just like channeling

48:14

like I'm beyond music

48:17

The suit had you in the mood. Okay. Yeah, I

48:20

was listening to Jimi Hendrix purple haze that

48:22

she gets me fired up I

48:26

Got a lot of my music tastes from

48:28

my parents They were big into like just

48:31

classic rock and the Beatles and Rolling

48:33

Stones Led Zeppelin like my dad The

48:36

rat. Yeah, even even even like not really

48:38

that was older than their stuff, but Yeah,

48:42

my dad told me a story where he

48:44

was like he because he

48:47

worked at the bus garage, you know

48:49

He hated his job always And

48:52

he was like telling me how he was listening

48:54

to that rage against the machine song Where

48:58

the end is like fuck you I won't do what you

49:00

tell me fuck you I won't do what you tell He's

49:02

just going nuts And that's his favorite

49:04

part of the song and I didn't realize that that

49:07

was My favorite part of the song because I would

49:09

listen to that when I go to Runyon and

49:11

our planet like right when It gets to the hardest

49:13

part. I want that that part of the song

49:15

to come on. Fuck you I won't do what you

49:17

tell me and my mom was

49:19

like, yeah your father one time He

49:22

was he didn't want to go to work. He drove all the

49:24

way there and His boss was

49:26

pissing him off. So he stayed in the car. It's like

49:28

freezing cold in New York You know wait for the car

49:30

to warm up and he's like listening waiting for the song

49:33

to end like he's parked at his job He's like I

49:35

won't listen to this part of the song. So he goes

49:37

in there and then he told his boss He was like

49:39

fuck you. I won't do what you tell me and left

49:41

and went home for the day Wow,

49:44

you should play that song with your dad

49:46

and then tell him you love him. No,

49:48

I'm not doing that That's that's fucking that

49:50

would have been a nice moment. You know,

49:52

so you're telling her fuck you. I won't

49:54

do what you tell me Yeah, that's disrespectful.

49:56

Yeah all

50:00

the nice things I said about

50:02

my father with some negative stuff

50:05

he used to beat me for

50:07

no reason when I was a kid I

50:10

didn't deserve it and that's probably

50:12

why I have a lot of trauma

50:14

today did he actually lay his hands

50:16

on you? This poor guy dude. I

50:18

got whipped a couple times but all

50:20

parents did back then you know did

50:22

parents still hit their kids? Baba don't

50:24

bring up our sex on you. Did

50:28

you get hit in a way? Me? Yeah.

50:31

So all my parents rolled were like they hit me

50:33

a few times but they did a really good job

50:35

at it to just use it as a reference. No

50:38

marks on the face? No. So

50:41

the teachers would call and be like. Pillow over it

50:43

so there's no bruises? Yeah. My dad

50:45

would punch me in my leg and shit. He would be

50:47

like you motherfucker. Charlie,

50:49

what's he doing? You son

50:51

of a bitch. You would call me a son of

50:53

a bitch. Which what does that make you? You know?

50:56

No that's. He would call me you dirty bastard

50:58

which is you have no father. Like

51:00

all his insults were off. Dude. Fuck

51:03

it. Think about it. He

51:06

was like, broun ich gré, broun tkowah. Like

51:08

all this stuff and I was like, broun it, broun it. And

51:10

I was like, are you referring to

51:12

yourself? And it was just literally a question and man that

51:14

was one of those days I got it. Sounds like you

51:16

got some problems with yourself dad. Yeah yeah yeah. You son

51:19

of a bitch. So

51:22

you're calling yourself a female dog? Because I'm your

51:24

son. You know? That

51:26

makes you the bitch. But I didn't

51:28

say that back then because he had a belt in his hand. And

51:31

I was a child. Fair enough. Would you ever lay your

51:33

hands on your kid? Yeah. Fuck

51:36

yeah. I think I used to lay my hands

51:38

on Nerf. When he. No I'm

51:40

kidding. How

51:44

are you doing with that man? I'm

51:46

fine. It's been a long time and we gave him a

51:48

nice memorial. You did an

51:50

amazing thing for your dog dad. Yeah those

51:52

last moments were what you remember. So we

51:55

sent him off and we skydived. We

51:57

spread his ashes into the heavens. And

52:01

we're Riverside, California. How do you want to look

52:03

at it? He's

52:05

like all over the highway But

52:07

we dumped like we spread his ashes

52:10

and then we jumped out of the

52:12

hot air balloon after like Sick

52:15

like emotions. I was crying. I was scared

52:17

to death. I had a piss it

52:20

was like so many things at once going on

52:22

and Yeah, just like doing

52:25

that and then now like all right

52:27

We sent him off and now I

52:29

might die. It's like fucking whoa. This

52:31

is I'm living You know, this

52:34

is what life should be, you know, not

52:36

staying in the house working in a cubicle,

52:39

you know Joe I want to jump out of hot

52:41

air balloons You know

52:43

your first time no, I got licensed

52:45

to jump by myself So I really

52:47

yeah, it's if it's like the most

52:49

free freeing thing that you can ever

52:51

do I don't know if I would

52:53

like my first jump when I graduated

52:57

Sky diving school on it. You do your first jump

52:59

completely alone. It was like I

53:02

Was like screaming and happiness Because

53:05

I went through a cloud and you feel like

53:07

the mist like the cold mist Well, and I

53:09

was just like fucking you're flying bro You could

53:11

put your arms like this and you can do

53:13

like an Iron Man and shoot across like you

53:15

you could manipulate How you can

53:17

actually fly like you can like dance like

53:19

do cool things. Yeah. Yeah, and I was

53:21

like having so much fun I was doing

53:24

flips and stuff. You don't get scared. Yeah,

53:26

it's fucking terrifying My

53:28

hands sweat my I look at my heart

53:30

rate monitor. It's like 120 and I'm just

53:32

sitting in a plane Do you think to

53:34

yourself when you're flying? That's such a

53:37

good question Like

53:39

when I see I sing to myself you just see him

53:41

no because Yeah

53:45

I have a different playlist for stuff like

53:47

that. I know it is a rain on

53:50

your Today

54:00

and listening to But

54:05

the girls listen to it before me and I was like, you know

54:07

what give me that song too But

54:10

I would be like I would put on like some tame Impala

54:13

or something But I you have to be at a certain level

54:15

of jumps to be able to wear air pods Because

54:17

it's like safety reasons, you know, which is

54:19

weird because you can't like yell with somebody

54:21

like yo behind you, you know But

54:26

when's your air pod fly out of here? Like no

54:28

you have a helmet on so that they would stay in

54:31

but it would be so sick to be like It's

54:36

peaceful once the canopy opens but

54:38

it's chaos when you're just flying

54:40

but once the parachute opens It's

54:43

those dead quiet and it's so peaceful and

54:45

you know You have about five minutes and

54:47

like cruise down and you could like play

54:50

with the parachute steer and stuff What happens

54:52

if the parachute messes up you

54:54

have another one you have a backup? so

54:57

I've never fortunately I've never had

54:59

to cut away, you know

55:02

That's like a really because after that then it's

55:04

good then it gets risky and you got to

55:06

pay like $2,000 for the canopy Are

55:08

you lost so wait, they charge

55:10

you $2,000 for their for their canopy that

55:12

didn't work better than dying I mean,

55:15

it's things happen and sometimes it could be

55:17

the packer Like sometimes you go

55:20

to these skydiving places and you

55:22

got like some crack kids packing the things

55:25

Like 20 40 bucks to pack your parachute

55:27

if you want to keep jumping like no

55:30

offense to the skydiving Packers I'm sure there's

55:32

one people that don't use crack but And

55:36

also if you ever pack my shoe,

55:38

please don't fucking it's like sabotage, you

55:40

know Why do I say this shit?

55:44

I can never go skydiving again now.

55:46

I just insulted the people that He

55:50

opens up a thing is just crack coming up Now

55:55

you're dead What

56:01

do you do if both fail? What's the emergency

56:03

landing? You die. They don't tell you.

56:05

There's no like nothing you can do. Die.

56:08

What are they gonna do? Put a trampoline down there?

56:10

I don't know, maybe they're like, in case of the

56:12

both of them are out, you have to grab the

56:14

backpack and hold them somewhere and then maybe you can

56:17

like try and find a tree. I don't know. No,

56:19

Tom Cruise comes by in a fighter jet and just

56:21

swoops you up. No, it doesn't work like

56:23

that. Are you thinking about settling down soon? Yeah,

56:26

but you can't just force it, you

56:29

know? Yeah, you could. I was

56:31

like doing the long distance thing for a

56:33

while, but it's really hard. The girl from

56:37

the Bachelor Show in Australia, it's really hard

56:39

to just, you know, like the

56:41

time difference is so bad because

56:43

like our day times are there night times and

56:46

like if I'm going through shit and I

56:48

wanna talk like right away, she

56:51

might be asleep or it might be like she's

56:53

at work or school or something. So

56:56

that's really hard. But that

56:59

was like the closest I've gotten in

57:01

the past like couple of years. What is

57:03

it? What

57:06

is it that you look for in a partner? Ass

57:09

tits, no, I'm kidding. I

57:12

like girls that are, that

57:14

they have their own like passions

57:16

and talents and are hardworking. Like

57:19

my longest relationship was with Sierra

57:21

and she was, she

57:23

fucking hustled. Like, yeah, she was an actor and

57:25

people think like- She was very nice too. Yeah,

57:28

she's super sweet from Texas, like

57:30

good family. But

57:32

just seeing her work ethic, like you think

57:34

like, oh, you're an actor in Hollywood, like

57:37

your fucking life's a joke, it's so easy.

57:39

But she would have to be at set

57:41

at 5 a.m. every single day. And

57:44

like she's waking up at four and

57:46

we were sometimes going to sleep at like two. She's

57:49

leaving at four to get there for hair and makeup,

57:51

reading her script. She's there till 8 p.m. Making

57:54

out with another guy or whatever first. Did

57:56

that ever bother you? Yeah. Yeah,

58:00

but like what are you going to do? It's the game, you

58:02

know, I might get

58:04

to do it someday, you know. Just

58:08

start fucking doing podcasts. We we have to

58:11

do a kissing scene. Yeah, like I invite

58:13

girls on a podcast. Baby,

58:15

baby, it's work. It's work.

58:18

You know, it's in the script for the podcast.

58:20

You know, babe, you wrote the script. Question.

58:23

Do you guys ever still talk? No,

58:25

no. Did that end nice or bad?

58:28

Um, no, it's just when somebody's in a new relationship,

58:31

you got to respect it, you know. So I'm not

58:33

going to talk to her when she's there. No, I'm

58:35

talking about how you guys ended. And also we didn't

58:37

we we didn't we weren't the ones for each other.

58:39

And we both realized that we it was great. Well,

58:41

lastly, we learned a lot from each other. But, you

58:44

know, you come to a time where it's like, we've been

58:46

together three years and, you know,

58:48

it's kind of not getting more.

58:50

We're not getting more like in

58:53

love. It was kind of like we were just

58:55

like best friends, you know. And

58:58

I would

59:00

like, you know, I

59:03

don't know. I just do

59:05

you miss her? No, I'm fine. No,

59:10

but I just really respected her work ethic. Honestly,

59:12

it was dope to see that. And at the

59:15

time I was just selling weed. So I would

59:17

like work like three days a week.

59:19

And the rest I would just be on like a

59:21

burner phone and like, you know, seeing

59:23

her do that. It

59:25

was just dope. She's a little girl confident as

59:27

fuck. We'll go on stage and sing in front

59:30

of anybody. Great voice, dude. Yeah. I didn't know

59:32

she was a singer like that. Yeah. Yeah. It

59:34

inspired me. It made me think that I could

59:36

do the stuff that I'm doing now. Did

59:40

you ever reach out to you when you went through

59:42

dumbass situation? She reached

59:44

out, I think, when Nerf passed because she Nerf

59:46

was like her dog too at one point, kind

59:48

of. And

59:50

when her father passed, I reached out. Her

59:53

father died of COVID. Crazy. Wow.

59:55

Young guy too. Healthy. Just,

59:57

yeah. Oh man. That's devastating. Yeah. Yeah,

1:00:01

but um yeah, that's that's uh

1:00:03

you want to ask me anything else about

1:00:05

ex-girlfriends or no I feel you know it

1:00:07

well. What are you doing? You said that you're looking

1:00:10

for? I'm gonna get my shit together I

1:00:13

don't want to bring a girl into my life when I'm

1:00:15

all fucked up in the head You know I got

1:00:17

things that I need to do with my

1:00:19

career that are so time consuming And I

1:00:22

wouldn't be able to put that much time

1:00:24

into a relationship with

1:00:27

a partner that I respect You know I

1:00:29

don't want to go on dates and like do nice

1:00:31

things, but right now. It's just all oh I

1:00:34

gotta go do fucking George ankles podcast. You know

1:00:36

sorry. I can't go on a date You know

1:00:38

look at what you did you ruining my sex

1:00:40

life. I'm sorry. It's all

1:00:42

right. I don't care anyway I don't even don't

1:00:45

bother me. I had my fun with poly D

1:00:47

back in the day It's

1:00:49

crazy that you made me bring that up I'm

1:00:52

gonna send you links tonight so read could add it

1:00:54

into the edit of you fist pumping and stuff Yeah,

1:00:56

this month, so yeah, there was just

1:00:59

one scene. We're like my

1:01:01

debut on TV now

1:01:04

Like my mom she's like a strict

1:01:07

Italian woman. I was the youngest I got

1:01:09

away with everything, but like

1:01:11

they didn't know I was smoking cigarettes and shit

1:01:13

at the time. I just a bad kid and

1:01:17

The one scene like the debut in

1:01:19

there smoking a cigarette And I'm hanging

1:01:21

out with a situation and we're on

1:01:23

the couch We're both smoking sigs and

1:01:26

of course I get a call Jeffrey. I

1:01:28

saw you smoking cigarettes You boy like what

1:01:30

are you what are you doing? I was

1:01:32

like my like the directors told me to

1:01:34

do it It's a prop like it was

1:01:36

supposed to look like natural like a club

1:01:39

scene, and she's like They

1:01:41

don't believe none of my shit But

1:01:44

I tried I tried you know it's

1:01:46

a prop mom Sally Ann made me

1:01:48

do it the top producer

1:01:50

It's funny. I remember that name. I don't

1:01:53

think she likes me But

1:01:56

whatever now I produce my own shit Sally

1:01:58

so Yeah, sorry, Sally.

1:02:01

Yeah. Your parents are Italian. Are they Catholic?

1:02:04

Yes. They are? Yeah. And are they still like

1:02:06

faithful? Oh, they go to church every Sunday. And

1:02:08

what about you? I

1:02:11

just listen to George's podcast. That's

1:02:14

pretty much. No, honestly,

1:02:16

I've had like a

1:02:18

recent, what

1:02:20

do you call it, reborn? You know,

1:02:22

like I've. You're coming back to your phone. Coming back to

1:02:24

it, yeah. But

1:02:27

yeah, I was in dark times where I lost all

1:02:29

faith. You know, I was like, why the fuck was

1:02:31

all this bad shit happening to me? You know, but

1:02:34

you need to go through that. Like we were talking about earlier. So

1:02:38

yeah, I'm coming back to it now because I'm in a much

1:02:40

better place. Like I said, I'm trying to help my team get

1:02:42

to their goals. Family stuff,

1:02:44

getting closer with again, because

1:02:47

they're the only ones that are going to be there at your funeral and

1:02:49

visit you in the hospital. You know, Logan

1:02:52

ain't coming to see you in the

1:02:54

hospital. I think he

1:02:56

would. You think Mike's going to

1:02:58

come visit you in the hospital or be at your

1:03:00

funeral. He's going to be a fucking warwick

1:03:04

fist pumping. I don't

1:03:06

know what he does when he goes out, but

1:03:08

he's out and he's probably going to be partying.

1:03:10

He's your new. He's like, is your official best

1:03:12

friend? Would you say he's your number one? You're

1:03:14

getting married best friend, but he's also my arch

1:03:17

nemesis at the same time. It's weird because like

1:03:19

some days I love them and I'm like, I'm

1:03:21

so grateful to have this guy in my life.

1:03:23

And then there's days where I'm like, why

1:03:25

do I have this guy? I need

1:03:27

to get better friends. He's a piece of shit.

1:03:30

And it's over such petty shit all the time. Like

1:03:32

I'm mad at him right now because he just got

1:03:34

a haircut. But like you

1:03:37

asked him, his hair was your length and

1:03:40

he wanted to buzz it short. And I have

1:03:42

a barbershop show where I want transformations. Now

1:03:46

I ask him one favor. Please don't get a

1:03:48

haircut. What does he do?

1:03:50

Get to haircut that fucking night. I ask

1:03:53

you one thing. You scumbag

1:03:55

motherfucker. I will never

1:03:57

forgive him for that. Does he like your work? That's

1:04:00

a big question. I'm a world class

1:04:02

barber. Been on MTV, caught in the

1:04:05

air. I've been, I

1:04:07

cut so many, I

1:04:09

mean, bro, I've cut Justin Bieber, you know?

1:04:12

Like I've literally cut so many, I cut George Janko multiple

1:04:14

times. He used to come over my house. Yeah, he used

1:04:16

to live in the building that I used to live in.

1:04:19

But it was so funny because I was like, you

1:04:21

were so cool, dude. Like when I looked at you,

1:04:23

I was like, this guy's dope. When you walked by,

1:04:25

I was like, I always felt like it was in

1:04:27

slow motion. Like everybody else around you was like super

1:04:29

famous, but everybody cared about what you thought and it

1:04:31

was really cool to see it. Yeah, Rudy, Rudy really

1:04:33

put me on. Like I

1:04:36

saw him at the pool and he was like, what

1:04:38

do you do? Like you're an actor or something? And I

1:04:40

was like, nah, you know,

1:04:42

because I was selling weed and he was like, all

1:04:45

right. Like I didn't give him an answer. I was

1:04:47

just like, nah. And he was

1:04:49

like, you want some of these edamame chips? And

1:04:51

I was like, nah, like what the

1:04:53

fuck edamame chips? I didn't even know what edamame

1:04:55

were at the time and they like dried up

1:04:59

and he was like, what are you,

1:05:01

go faggot? And I was like, I

1:05:03

was like, yo, what the fuck? You

1:05:05

motherfucker, you little fuck. I'll strangle you,

1:05:07

dog. And he was just

1:05:09

like, nah, I'm fucking with you. Like, you know,

1:05:11

like I knew you'd have like a funny reaction.

1:05:13

I love that he said that to me because

1:05:15

he like pressed me, this little fucking skinny fuck.

1:05:18

Well, that's so funny. This was your first interaction. Yeah.

1:05:21

Yeah. You know who Rudy Mancuso is?

1:05:23

Yeah. It's so funny you brought

1:05:25

him up. I haven't thought about him

1:05:27

in a while because we haven't seen each other. But he

1:05:30

the first time we ever went out to dinner

1:05:32

together. Oh my God. Did you hear my stomach?

1:05:34

No, he really and by the way, Rudy Mancuso

1:05:37

is the most suave human

1:05:39

being and the most talented. He's

1:05:41

just so suave. Like we all came from that

1:05:43

vine thing. And it's funny that all the viners

1:05:46

that came up are still in entertainment.

1:05:48

You know, yeah, of course. Tik toktors

1:05:50

that came up or like whatever YouTubers

1:05:52

fall off and shit. Everybody that was

1:05:54

really in that vine era is still

1:05:56

grinding. It's crazy to see Rudy's doing

1:05:58

directing movies now. He

1:06:01

wrote a script. Yeah, and he's in like

1:06:03

the Flash. He's in Marvel. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:06:05

yeah, yeah. Bro, he's really good at making

1:06:07

relationships. We like one day he came in

1:06:09

like the way he would move and act. It was just

1:06:12

so like classy. One

1:06:14

time we were in the hallway and he goes, come, we're going

1:06:16

to dinner. And I was like, oh, shit. Okay. And by the

1:06:18

way, at the time I was broke, but I didn't

1:06:20

have any money. Yeah. And then he named the

1:06:22

restaurant and I was like, went on my phone to look up like what the

1:06:24

restaurant was. And I was like, oh, dude, I definitely

1:06:26

can't pitch into this one. So I told him, I was like, I

1:06:29

just ate, but I'll come with you because I didn't want to

1:06:31

like not go. Yeah. And we

1:06:33

get there and it's just literally him at

1:06:35

the end of the table and me at

1:06:37

this table. Ordering everything. And he has like,

1:06:39

I'm not exaggerating, bro. Maybe like 10

1:06:42

chicks I've never met in my life. Yeah. Just

1:06:45

lined up, just laughing. He's just sitting there like,

1:06:47

like literally like I'm in the Sopranos just eating

1:06:49

some of the appetizers. Oh, shit's like, he like

1:06:51

really gets his leg up. He's like this. Yeah,

1:06:54

he's like this. He's like, he's like a like

1:06:57

a seven year old man in the

1:06:59

twenty nine year old's body or whatever

1:07:01

the fuck he is. But

1:07:04

yeah, that kid, they brought so much food

1:07:06

and spread and drinks and wine. And I

1:07:08

was like, thank God, because it's just me

1:07:11

and him. And I was like, I would

1:07:13

have to pitch this in. And I'm like,

1:07:15

I'm not touching a sea. I didn't touch wine. I didn't. I didn't

1:07:17

even touch a grape. That was in front of me because I was

1:07:19

like, dude, I'm not going to be held responsible. I'm not. I'm not

1:07:21

paying for this bill. I can't afford it. And,

1:07:23

bro, the bill didn't even show up. Yeah. He already took

1:07:25

care of it before he walked in. I

1:07:27

was like, I couldn't eat the whole time. I was like, I

1:07:30

didn't know this guy was going to pay

1:07:32

for it. I was like, damn, I was

1:07:34

so hungry. He was making money back then.

1:07:36

Like, I'm sure he still is now. But

1:07:38

I remember he like asked me to do

1:07:40

a Verizon line with him. And I was

1:07:42

like, wait, so

1:07:45

that's all you have to do for six seconds. Six

1:07:47

seconds. He's like, yes, he's

1:07:50

just me. I was like, make

1:07:52

sure we beep that out. I got in trouble last time I did that. Well,

1:07:54

no, it's Rudy. I mean, it's his vine money. It

1:07:57

was a way different thing. He was getting 20 million

1:07:59

views on the vine. Like it was worth it, I

1:08:01

guess, the $%&ing thousand. But yeah,

1:08:04

after that, I was like, I'm over

1:08:06

here risking my life, my freedom, like,

1:08:09

you know, to make

1:08:11

$&%ing half that. And

1:08:14

like, you're just doing this silly

1:08:16

shit. So he

1:08:18

really is probably one of the

1:08:20

main reasons that I transitioned from, you know,

1:08:23

doing what I was doing, like, you

1:08:25

know, illegal shit, cut in corners, gray

1:08:27

area weed wasn't like too harmful. It

1:08:29

doesn't kill people. But, you know,

1:08:32

he got me to actually commit to

1:08:34

doing content because you can't just do this part

1:08:36

time. No, it's full time. Has to be a

1:08:39

full time job. Otherwise you- What was the last

1:08:41

time you hung out with him?

1:08:43

He's doing my podcast next week. Really? Yeah,

1:08:45

I bumped in him in New York.

1:08:47

We were at that

1:08:50

guy, Jonathan Schwartz birthday party. And

1:08:52

it was like all influencers and stuff. The whole Jersey

1:08:54

Shore cast was there and everything. And I caught up

1:08:56

with Rudy and he was like, why haven't you asked

1:08:58

me to have you on the podcast? I was like,

1:09:00

because you don't do fucking podcasts. And I hate rejection.

1:09:03

And he was like, you know what?

1:09:06

I'll do your podcast, but that's it. And I

1:09:08

was like, all right, I'll follow up on that.

1:09:10

And then I did. He's just so cool, bro.

1:09:12

Yeah, yeah. He kind of reminds me

1:09:14

of Prince. Well, see if he shows up because, you

1:09:17

know. Oh, he's a flake,

1:09:19

bro. He is. He's a

1:09:21

flake, dude. Dude, I remember

1:09:23

this. You can't make plans with him, bro. No. But

1:09:26

maybe he's changed. No, no, no, he's not. Listen,

1:09:28

listen, I'll never forget this one time. It's already

1:09:31

like the third time. He like canceled on

1:09:33

me twice. Dude, dude, dude, you just brought up

1:09:35

some memories, bro. Listen to this. I'll never forget

1:09:37

this day because it's played in my head a

1:09:40

hundred times, a hundred times. And I was

1:09:42

like, dude, dude, how did he do this?

1:09:44

And I sat here and I've never told

1:09:46

this story. Oh my God. OK, we're at

1:09:49

Johnny's house. We're having they're having a party.

1:09:51

Yeah. Oh, the best. Best, Johnny had the

1:09:53

best. Johnny, Johnny from

1:09:55

shots. That's what I call him still. Johnny

1:09:57

from shots who manages Nelc. And he honestly.

1:09:59

If you see Johnny in a picture with

1:10:01

a successful person, the reason why that person

1:10:03

is successful is because Johnny will somehow figure

1:10:05

it out. Bro, if you would go to

1:10:07

his apartment over there, he had like

1:10:09

one of the biggest units in that building, and

1:10:12

it would just be Kylie Jenner,

1:10:14

Kendall Jenner, like Justin and Hailey

1:10:17

and like just Floyd Mayweather. What

1:10:21

is this place? Dude, dude, one time he

1:10:23

had a party and this is, oh man, let

1:10:25

me finish the Rudy one, and then I'll get into this

1:10:27

one because there's so many cool things that happen with Johnny.

1:10:31

Rudy Mancuso, I was always catching him being just like

1:10:33

a sneaky little butthole, bro. I was like, we would

1:10:35

say things like, and then he would meet me or

1:10:37

he would ditch me or you would create the plans

1:10:39

and not show up. And I'm like, bro, like stop

1:10:42

being like a bad friend. And one time there was

1:10:44

this guy that created the Wallet Ninja and he was

1:10:46

passing him. And I was like, wow, Rudy would really

1:10:48

love this because it's a can opener, this, this and

1:10:50

that. And I remember, dude, I'll never forget this. I

1:10:52

handed it to him. I handed it to him. And

1:10:55

he looked at me and he goes, oh, thanks bro. And so

1:10:57

I walked away, but then I turned around to tell him, oh,

1:10:59

one more, bro, bro. As

1:11:01

he's walking, holding another woman's hand, walking

1:11:03

to Johnny's bedroom, he just throws

1:11:05

it like he doesn't give a shit. And

1:11:08

that hurt my feelings, bro, because he put it in my

1:11:10

face like he could. No, you didn't know I was looking.

1:11:12

Oh my God. No, no, so I

1:11:14

got pissed. So I saw him, bro. He was

1:11:16

doing a bit for the girl. I guarantee, like

1:11:18

he, he let me finish, Jeff. I pulled him

1:11:20

aside later and I go, dude, what the hell

1:11:22

was that? And he goes, what? And

1:11:25

I was like, why would you take something I

1:11:27

gave to you just toss it like that, bro. Like a magician.

1:11:29

He pulls it out. He goes, this? And

1:11:32

I was like, what? I

1:11:34

was like, how? He goes, you thought I would throw this away? Come

1:11:36

on. And then he slaps my face and

1:11:38

then he walks away. But dude,

1:11:40

I saw him throw it until this

1:11:42

day. Yeah, I'm telling you. He's a

1:11:44

time traveler. He's a time traveler,

1:11:47

bro. No, no, no, no, no. Somebody gave

1:11:49

him one and he took my. I'm telling

1:11:51

you, Rudy was with the girl. He wanted

1:11:53

to make a funny joke. He's always trying

1:11:55

to make whatever the girl laughs. So he

1:11:57

probably threw it. And then she was probably

1:11:59

laughing. and like they were making

1:12:01

fun of you like oh fuck this guy. Yeah, he's

1:12:04

a loser. Yeah, yeah. And then he had to be

1:12:06

like, nah, I'm just kidding. I'm a nice guy, so

1:12:08

I'm gonna go pick it up. That's probably what happened.

1:12:10

He threw it down the stairs and then

1:12:12

he kept walking that other way. So it wasn't like, well maybe

1:12:14

he got in a fight with the girl after, she was like,

1:12:16

hey, that was fucked up. That guy was a nice guy. And

1:12:18

she picked it up, she's like, you keep this. There he is

1:12:21

going to kill someone. Changed

1:12:23

up, got a more athleisure outfit, so

1:12:25

he's more flexible. Bye, Joe. In case

1:12:27

he has to scrap. You

1:12:30

know what's crazy? Let's talk about guys that fight

1:12:32

in suits in action movies. See how he just

1:12:34

came out and that, like that's how I would

1:12:36

go to a fight. John

1:12:39

Wick. We can't even reference it. Bro,

1:12:41

John Wick fights in these suits. This

1:12:43

shit's so uncomfortable. You could fucking destroy

1:12:45

me. But you look good fighting in a suit. You could put me out

1:12:47

cold right now and I would be like, so, yeah,

1:12:49

I wouldn't even be able to fucking slip, no punches, nothing.

1:12:51

Maybe that's how good his skills are. He's like, I can

1:12:53

be wearing a suit. Yeah. Speaking

1:12:56

of suit, I was wearing a suit at one

1:12:59

of his parties. I wasn't wearing a suit. I was trying to transition

1:13:01

back. Johnny's party. I gotta say this, because

1:13:03

I don't think I'd ever be able to tell this story unless

1:13:06

we're talking about Johnny's party. Johnny had

1:13:08

the craziest parties. Yeah. Hands down.

1:13:12

I wish I could go back in time to them. I

1:13:14

really wish I would have enjoyed them more. Yeah. Because

1:13:17

I was so nervous in there. Like every time

1:13:19

I should Justin Bieber's hand, I don't remember, because

1:13:21

my heartbeat would just be going through my head.

1:13:23

But when I was there, I saw Will Smith's

1:13:25

kid, Jaden Smith, and he walked in

1:13:27

with his friends. And I'm pretty sure his sister, but

1:13:30

nobody was there yet. I'll never forget this day,

1:13:32

because this is the one I realized I go,

1:13:34

this family's cool, bro. Like this is a cool

1:13:37

family. You walk in. Will Smith and

1:13:39

Jaden Smith? No, no, no, no, not the dad. Jaden

1:13:41

and his friend, and I think his sister, but I was

1:13:43

locked in on Jaden, because at the time I was a

1:13:45

big fan of his acting career, and I was just watching

1:13:47

the music. Cool, how are you, kid? Dude, when you grow

1:13:50

up in Arizona, you see these people in real life. Your

1:13:52

brain is like spinning. You're going crazy. And

1:13:54

so he walks in, bro, like the

1:13:56

smoothest cat walks in. High fives Johnny just

1:13:58

hangs out. I'll never forget this bro, there's

1:14:01

like eight people at this party bro. It's

1:14:03

empty. And this guy turns to

1:14:05

his friend and he goes, wanna

1:14:07

dance? And they're like, heck yeah. And him

1:14:09

and his friends by themselves, no one is

1:14:11

at this party, are just dancing on the

1:14:13

dance floor. And I'm sitting there just like

1:14:15

a creeper, just sitting there watching them. You

1:14:17

wanted to get in there. Bro, so bad,

1:14:19

so bad. But I was like, listen, if

1:14:21

I jump in there, then it's gonna be

1:14:23

weird. Cuz they'll obviously see me, no one's

1:14:25

on the dance floor besides them. They

1:14:28

leave right after. They

1:14:31

dance by themselves, had a great time, went

1:14:33

to the juice bar, took a drink, looked

1:14:35

at Johnny, thanks for inviting us man, and

1:14:37

just left. I was like,

1:14:39

I don't know what's going on here,

1:14:41

but I've never seen anybody be that

1:14:44

cool in my life. Yeah, I've never

1:14:46

done anything like that in my life.

1:14:49

I kinda wanna, that's

1:14:52

a goal that I'm gonna set, just to

1:14:54

go to a party and fucking dance by myself right

1:14:56

in the middle when nobody's dancing, that's-

1:14:58

Just you and your boys. Yeah,

1:15:00

let's do that. Let's

1:15:03

go to like, who

1:15:05

throws parties nowadays? Dude,

1:15:09

no one goes to parties, right? There's no parties, are

1:15:11

there parties? I just feel like we're

1:15:13

not getting invited anymore. Come back, John. My

1:15:16

goons here. Cody,

1:15:18

should I have them come up or? No, we're done here.

1:15:21

Actually? No, don't let him sit outside. No, I mean,

1:15:23

dude, we've been doing it for an hour and 20.

1:15:25

I can't believe we were made it this far. How

1:15:28

long do you usually record for? It depends. If the

1:15:30

guest is like really good, like two hours plus.

1:15:35

Bro, make this a two-parter. Drop it like

1:15:37

you did Tate, you know, like

1:15:39

fucking split it up. I love that you're growing

1:15:41

your confidence back. It'll never be Tate. No,

1:15:46

but honest to God, bro, I'm very proud of you.

1:15:48

I know the circumstances you've dealt with alone and in

1:15:50

public, and I think you're handling it more than a man.

1:15:53

I'm excited to see you grow. I'm very, very,

1:15:55

very, very, very honored to be called a friend.

1:15:57

I think you're an amazing human being. And if

1:15:59

you ever need me, I'll be there. And

1:16:03

I love you. I love you

1:16:05

too, brother. And same to everything you just

1:16:07

said, I think the same about you genuinely.

1:16:10

It was all said so perfect, and I forgot some of

1:16:12

it. But as you were saying, I was like,

1:16:14

yeah, you too, bro. You know, I really mean

1:16:16

that. You know, that means a lot to me.

1:16:19

Great guy. What did you say

1:16:21

it's a pleasure to have you as a friend? We're done. Your

1:16:23

confidence.