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a new

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one. Yes. That's

1:49

a new one. How

2:01

are we doing

2:03

Minnesota? Saturday

2:08

night, Minnesota land of 10,000 lakes

2:11

and zero teams in the NBA

2:13

Finals. Hey,

2:17

hey, too soon. I was pulling

2:19

for you guys, but you will not

2:21

be in the Finals this year. This

2:26

is our, I can't believe this is our

2:28

third time in the great state of Minnesota.

2:31

Amazing. Our third

2:33

time in St. Paul and our

2:35

third time right here at the Amsterdam

2:37

Bar and Hall. And

2:41

it's our first Twin City thought. You

2:44

did it. You did it.

2:46

So proud of you. I knew

2:49

you could. I

2:51

think we should come back every year.

2:53

I'm telling you, I'm telling you. This

2:56

is my list. This is my list.

2:59

Philly where I came from, Boston where

3:01

Troy came from, and St.

3:03

Paul is the only other city we go

3:05

to every year. Every

3:07

year. I like it. I

3:12

have had such a good time since I got

3:14

here. I went to the Twins game last night.

3:16

It was amazing. I didn't know

3:18

any of the names of the players. I

3:20

don't think any of the fans did either. But

3:22

it was 20 degrees out.

3:24

It was perfect weather. It was cold. I

3:27

felt like Christmas. And the ballpark

3:29

was absolutely beautiful. I was by myself, so

3:31

I didn't have to talk to anybody. Except

3:35

the concession people who were really

3:37

fucking pleasant and nice. It was

3:39

beautiful. So weird. So nice and

3:41

weird. What's your angle there, nice

3:43

lady? I

3:46

hit up a couple sick breweries near the

3:48

park and then I was just sipping on

3:50

Michelobes Golden Light all game. What a delicious

3:52

beer. What a weird beer that

3:54

you can only get around here. It's such

3:56

a random beer that you only get here.

4:00

And the twins won and it was later and I

4:02

was like all I wanted to do is take a

4:04

lift back to St. Paul go

4:06

to a bar like a sports bar near the hotel

4:08

and Just kind of chill and

4:11

cheer on the Timberwolves all by myself and

4:13

I walk into a bar and all of

4:15

them are sitting there saying Paul Like

4:19

one weird happy family and I like went

4:21

into panic mode. I my body just started

4:23

like sibling toward the door But

4:26

also to the bar. I'm like, maybe if they don't think I

4:28

can see them I could just sit at the bar It

4:33

isn't that surprising or unusual

4:36

Because there's only one open bar

4:39

in st. Paul after 9 p.m.

4:41

We tried three of them We

4:43

tried most and they were like we're closing

4:45

early this we just got last call it is 8 20 What

4:50

we have to wait well, it's Memorial Day weekend So

4:53

obviously a restaurant is closing on Friday

4:56

night at 8 30

4:58

when your NBA team is in the

5:00

Western Conference Yeah, I'm sorry. The game

5:02

is on the TV and it's just

5:04

like third quarter everybody out We're

5:08

all going to the lake. I'm sorry We

5:11

have to open tomorrow at noon like every other

5:13

business in this town I don't

5:15

walk four miles to get coffee this morning sanity

5:20

But the one reason that I did say is stay

5:22

at the bar as I saw a sexy man sitting

5:24

with this crew and that man's Name is Eric

5:26

Mona I

5:43

Imagine most people know this but Eric

5:45

moved from Seattle. He lives here now

5:48

Yeah, What do you? What

5:50

do you do if you work you

5:52

working at Target? What Are you doing?

5:55

I'm publishing Pathfinder still but from my

5:57

new home your aunt's greatest state of

5:59

being. Thank

6:05

you! I love it here.

6:07

Hindering. Or. With her. At

6:12

ah this is how long have you been?

6:14

Bathroom or be back? About seventy months? Bought.

6:17

A house like in that kind of know

6:19

it's crazy and it's affordable here which it

6:21

was not in Seattle to think you say

6:23

that screw I mean when I knew you

6:25

were planned do this because we're facebook friends

6:28

and I saw you think about doing this

6:30

at all I could think was gonna go

6:32

back to a ball and we're gonna happen

6:34

anywhere if I'm so happy to be. See.

6:41

I. I. Am

6:44

still little weird tonight and like a wee

6:46

bit. We went to Vancouver a couple months

6:48

ago and more fucked up from the time

6:50

and I want to rush here, discover the

6:52

twins game, would decide where. I had a

6:54

really intense customs experience. They patted down and.

6:57

Extreme. Ways he still hasn't done

6:59

a dozen. Times

7:05

in Canada? What Am I supposed

7:08

to jail? Or got something to

7:10

declare our fifty? Probably. Arousal

7:13

problematic for the. When

7:17

I finally arrived here and little Minneapolis and

7:19

I have I've had a good time but

7:21

it's been a weird day and we had

7:23

a we ate at St Dinette the restaurant

7:26

not too far away as great but job

7:28

get the was the brunch menu and so

7:30

none of us in pick one. thirty one

7:32

gonna want to eat eggs. Of. Ah

7:35

so the only non eggs thing

7:37

was the bologna sandwich or a

7:39

cheeseburger. Mon was i target the

7:41

cheese bird religion aren't that good

7:43

before sell and analysis and seven

7:45

a bit of a juicy lucy

7:47

situation in the bathroom. Or

7:50

real hot this if you know and I'm. On

7:54

the toilet and so I was sitting

7:57

back where we mine and my own

7:59

month. There was soil is already similar

8:01

sit on the floor I thought I thought

8:03

is no like math bar and that thought

8:06

it. Was

8:09

a situation as Milagros as though. but I was

8:11

sitting there and my phone was dead. That is

8:13

always dead and die. Yeah, you're a mess. I

8:15

buy him a measures such as much when I

8:17

was reading all the graffiti on the walls as

8:19

I have to have something to do. With

8:22

one the really caught my eye on a

8:24

big as notices somebody wrote a bone has

8:27

a skinny part. But

8:29

then somebody. Crossed out Skinny Park and

8:31

wrote good Heart. with

8:35

Matthew should map you cross at else was

8:37

I have a lot of. Is

8:40

just one one on for that skinny and

8:42

way like. Elephants? Yeah,

8:44

well they didn't want to London t Well

8:46

that's what I'm saying is because they wrote

8:49

that hard. I feel like they were confirming.

8:52

Despite his pencil, I read

8:54

who was? Who's who donates

8:56

money to children's zoo. Visitors

9:01

in his bone to as the skinny thought

9:03

it's a simple story hazards. A classic

9:05

car and comics character. Joseph Smith's

9:07

bogus Miss Bone disfigured to do

9:09

know in which is weird because

9:11

you're so bone your over compensation

9:13

if you go to move has

9:15

his. Own I really appreciate. like that

9:17

nice graffiti in the bathroom like it's

9:20

so mid western that like. Sonos

9:23

down at a. New

9:25

Yorker Cd Absolutely not. We would

9:27

never cross like something mean out

9:29

of. write something nicer. A. Devastating.

9:32

There's no way way way way

9:34

way as it is, it's a

9:36

confirmation of the negative thing by

9:39

some of the most.com Boom Oh.

9:44

are you telling me those concession people

9:47

with heart murmur so i says i

9:49

think that's what your get that i

9:51

think this is the midwestern thing is

9:53

they crossed our skin he cannot into

9:56

words good heart when that took more

9:58

effort than just writing doesn't have

10:00

a skinny cock. So essentially you're

10:03

saying, he has a skinny cock,

10:05

but he also has a good

10:07

cock. What if it's skinny and

10:09

like nine feet long though? I

10:12

think that's meaningless. I mean

10:17

if that were true they would have ridden that. I

10:19

know, that's what I'm saying, like just,

10:22

bone has a nine foot skinny cock.

10:24

Nine foot skinny elephant cock. Carrot in

10:26

third. Nine foot. What

10:28

do you think about all this? I've just been

10:30

like reading the second book of

10:36

a court of whatever, Thorin's and

10:38

Rosie's. And I've gotten to the

10:40

part, chapter 54, whatever. So

10:44

like hearing more about the past. Is this like a romance

10:46

novel where there's penetration in

10:49

the re-chapter. Really? Not in

10:52

the chapter. Who likes reading those books? Wow.

10:54

Oh we got

10:56

the ladies in the house tonight. A

10:59

lot of feminine shrieks. It's

11:02

romanticy, Troy. It's romanticy. Kate

11:05

and I sat together on the flight here

11:07

and Kate... I realized I was getting

11:09

to that moment that I'm waiting for.

11:11

And I was like, it's happening. I

11:13

can't read this on the flight. And

11:15

then she cucked the book away. So

11:17

I put it away and then I

11:20

took out, I'm also reading extremely

11:22

hardcore Elon Musk taking over Twitter. And

11:24

I was like, this will put me

11:26

not in the mood anymore. It's pretty

11:28

bright off. So I started reading that for a

11:30

while. Then I got tired and I was like, all right I'll read it now. And

11:32

then I read it and I was like, I'm

11:35

here. Like, is that on the flight Sydney? She

11:37

was like, yeah. And I was like, thank God.

11:41

Now when you read this stuff, are

11:43

you imagining yourself to be the woman

11:45

in these situations as you read it?

11:47

Are you like, that's me. Personally, no.

11:49

That's me getting plowed. Have you ever

11:51

watched porn? No. I Just

11:54

closed a couple of tabs here. Happens

12:00

with their security. There is a reason for

12:02

his ah pewter doesn't project to the screen.

12:06

Want to see this as. I

12:09

have a question. This this. this brings up

12:11

a question you guys can help me out

12:13

with. Her is Ameriquest and my wife is

12:15

into Bridger. Tim Nutter Vanilla. Or

12:19

feminine first apparently very recently and

12:21

Richardson there was a steamy see

12:23

the carrots, a steamy terrorism So

12:25

my wife is watching and she

12:27

says to me this is like

12:29

is. In the early me and I'm he said get

12:31

a carriage I'm still working. At

12:35

a caravan risk of terrorists seretse reason

12:37

met a smart and i love with

12:39

merits know like he was like saw

12:41

I'm going to watch an episode of

12:43

bridge so my i gotta work so

12:45

I'm in my office working a just

12:48

offloading room and i i come out

12:50

of appointees like yeah apparently at at

12:52

the end of this episode there is

12:54

a steamy scenes and I'll my august

12:56

and I'd go back to have them

12:58

order for. Love it. And I come

13:01

back out like get a drink of water and

13:03

my office door opens and she goes, No, you

13:05

cannot come out right now. And

13:09

I was like was is like go

13:11

back in five minutes. And

13:15

I went. I went to close the door

13:17

and I was like one is that moon

13:19

so that is my question Eric motor what

13:21

is the had moved. Since

13:25

that spurred on, the panel has. Ah,

13:28

your area. While reasons to put it,

13:30

I don't think she needed an assist

13:32

that. Know

13:40

from your state. Farm

13:43

Nine seat of it's. that

13:46

mid western tax last no

13:49

not allowed how last of

13:51

our towers and right at

13:53

straight to your so off

13:56

the rails always half an

13:58

hour Google's like

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14:11

alone right now what would you do

14:13

to me you could say that right

14:15

now cuz you're not alone

14:17

you're on a stage under

14:21

the lights mmm you know just

14:23

looking at you in that outfit is making you

14:27

ever say that to your so on

14:29

hot anybody bring kids tonight you were

14:31

a stallion last night I hear that

14:33

all the time even

14:36

when I'm not in town you're

14:39

reading snippets from a romance novel it just

14:41

sounds like bad romance novel even the way

14:44

you talk makes me horny fuck that's what it

14:46

says fuck exclamation

14:48

point what Adam Levine what is

14:50

this sort of

14:53

AI generated like I lost I

14:58

lost count of how many times you finished

15:01

me last night were they

15:03

playing Mortal Kombat yeah what's

15:07

the source of this oh my god it's

15:09

called it's all the internet it's called the

15:11

internet and this boat hook right

15:16

I almost anybody my parents

15:18

tonight oh thank God I

15:20

didn't did anyone bring their

15:22

parents yeah oh

15:26

my one guy brought his mom

15:28

yeah is the Canadians would say

15:30

oh yeah right sorry sorry sorry

15:32

it's been like this since Kansas

15:34

City I'm sorry people bring their

15:36

parents it gets me so wet

15:39

this is a clean Midwestern

15:42

town there are churches on every block

15:46

let's play some pretend I got

15:52

Three ice cubes the last minute I

15:54

Night the night I'm shortage in this

15:56

year's huge shortage at the bottom. We

15:59

do a recap: I think assume

16:01

the shortest recap ever and my recap

16:03

will be sort because we've got a

16:05

lot to do here. In. St.

16:07

Paul. Because

16:09

the nice is so strong in Minnesota

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16:52

Man named out hazards in the

16:54

allows is trying to find a

16:56

book. Called. The negra nom upon

16:59

their guys have enough that I know

17:01

the Rica evening. The guy who turns

17:03

up the episode right after the band's

17:05

yeah, like my dad, I'm oh, that's

17:07

know that Sars is definitely not as

17:09

hard as a rocket. Is

17:13

like I gotta say I have

17:15

added another. Has

17:18

resulted in the second half of them.

17:20

As I say I man named on

17:23

everything was on his fists. This is

17:25

the same bone by any so many.

17:27

Calls own folau, own mouth. He

17:30

doesn't have a good heart. Know.

17:32

Either Chartier accounts certain events I

17:34

mean says no such says well

17:37

as his friends now allows trying

17:39

to find a book called the

17:42

Niekro know because. In

17:44

this horrible told. The. Supposedly

17:47

the location of a hidden cities

17:49

where they were monuments than lol

17:51

can use to open up a

17:54

portal for a great family entity

17:56

known as Zalman. Door to come

17:58

here and. The woman les

18:01

les was to the entire world.

18:05

In his search for this knowledge,

18:07

Laos and his friends and alchemist

18:09

by the name of my acne

18:11

and Mun dropped to some of

18:13

his new employees and sacrifice their

18:16

memories is another dimension. the dimension

18:18

of dreams. At least three of

18:20

those people. Are still

18:22

Alive Jos character skins

18:24

character and Eric Mona's

18:26

corrupt. And

18:32

they have enlisted the help of

18:34

others along the way to try

18:36

and track down and stop Lot

18:38

that followed him all the way

18:40

to the nation of could zero

18:42

will miles and month wide their

18:44

way into a library of the

18:46

and have called the mysterious where

18:48

the Nacro know Mccomb is said

18:50

to live. Once they got inside

18:52

they delved deeper than they were

18:54

supposed to and set off the

18:56

various protections of the buildings which

18:58

is somehow been bastard dies by

19:00

as or something Miles. Data perhaps

19:02

by lousy mere presence alone

19:05

as he is infected by

19:07

this showman door. The.

19:09

Leader of the guardians of the

19:12

mysterious Elder Receive Went in with

19:14

a team of know this seems

19:16

to try and apprehend Loud and

19:18

his crew. And. They never

19:20

returns are heroes have been allowed

19:22

to go in with the promise

19:24

that you will retrieve elderly been

19:27

even if it's just his boss.

19:29

On each floor you been told

19:32

they were for angel statues. If

19:34

you turn their heads to face

19:36

the walls that they're standing against,

19:38

a passageway will lead down to

19:40

the next level. Two days ago

19:43

in Vancouver you descended from the

19:45

university level. To the Arcana

19:47

level to find the hallways full

19:49

of dead bodies. You. discover

19:52

a barricaded room with a barricaded

19:54

been destroyed the room crash and

19:56

bodies of the mississippians as is

19:59

there It's so awesome. It's like

20:01

aliens. It's like LV-426. You

20:03

get there, something already happened. We're moving through

20:05

the hallway. You can hear the motion sensor.

20:08

Wah, wah. Yeah, and a big fucking

20:10

ghost comes out. And then it kills, and

20:12

it hurts you. Just like aliens. Yes,

20:14

a wraith. A wraith,

20:16

Bonnie wraith, came out of the wall with

20:19

its spectral hand reaching through, infecting

20:21

some of you with the drain

20:24

condition. Just before her. Just like

20:26

aliens. A

20:28

monster, a threatening thing. Yes.

20:31

Thank you. The bodies of these

20:33

mythicians look as if they've been

20:35

infected by something. You're a new

20:38

companion. A local priest

20:40

named Father Richard Bubbles. He

20:44

told you that none of those

20:46

bodies were Elder Latheine. You then

20:48

approached an angel statue at the

20:51

end of another hallway where more

20:53

bodies lie. You try to turn

20:55

the head, but... Wah, wah. It

20:57

turns back. You try again. Wah,

20:59

wah. It turns back. Then you

21:01

hear these sloshing sounds from the

21:04

south and see two tangled masses

21:06

of roiling flesh and organs and

21:08

mouths oozing their way

21:10

toward you. Before

21:13

we get back to that, I'd

21:17

like to take you back to a time before

21:19

all of this. Join me if you will. Are

21:22

we getting in? In the imagination. You

21:33

would hear the mash theme in the imagination

21:35

pantry. Taking

21:38

back the Korean War. We

21:42

almost lost Skid during that war. Our

21:47

friend Skid who bravely fought in the Korean

21:49

War. No, I did not fight in Korea.

21:51

I was too old to be drafted. We're

21:58

hopping in the copter. Was he a

22:00

skid fighting Koreans? I

22:02

don't know. We see an old

22:04

skid fighting Koreans. Like,

22:08

fisticuffs. I

22:11

shot a lot of people in Korea, but this was in the late 90s.

22:14

Oh, Jesus! I

22:17

was trying to get a

22:19

visa and they were being

22:21

very uncooperative. You

22:24

just need to fight your way out of the visa office? I did.

22:27

I suppose you're saying it's into a microphone because of

22:29

some statute of limitations you're aware of. It's

22:32

well expired. The

22:36

imagination of copter. I can't even

22:38

talk. The imagination of the optor.

22:40

The thing, the Huey, flies over

22:43

the Mysterium. We see the

22:45

Mysterium once more, and we

22:47

see from above a group

22:49

of men and women armed and

22:52

armored, all bearing the insignia of

22:54

Nephthys emblazoned across their clothing, walking

22:57

with determination toward the Mysterium. There's

22:59

another group of guards,

23:01

guardians, standing outside, and

23:04

as this other group approaches, they all stand

23:06

at attention. An

23:08

older man steps forward from the

23:10

approaching group and is greeted

23:12

by one of the guards standing outside the

23:14

Mysterium. And he says, Now, the

23:17

Latine, please, let us go in your place. We

23:20

can root out these interlopers and

23:22

bring them to justice. And

23:24

the old man just puts up a hand to quiet

23:26

the young guard. He's like, no, this

23:29

is my mess. I knew

23:31

something was off with this Lao's the second I

23:33

met him, but we were all beguiled

23:35

by his generous donation. The

23:38

council may have voted on this,

23:40

but it happened under my watch.

23:43

I will go in and bring

23:45

back Lao's, his associate, Mun, and

23:47

the locals they brought with them. We

23:50

outnumber them two to one. It shouldn't

23:53

be a problem. What

23:55

is this music? It's awesome.

23:57

This fucking kid, this is K'Teary.

24:00

music bro. I love it. I don't love it.

24:05

That little scene. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah,

24:07

alright. Turn off that music. Get

24:10

off my lawn. Can't

24:13

you play Huey Lewis or something? I would love

24:15

Huey Lewis. What are you

24:17

gonna do with your life? We

24:21

outnumbered them two to one. It shouldn't be

24:23

a problem. And the guy's like, but Elder,

24:25

we have heard sounds within. Something is

24:27

very wrong inside the Mysterium. An

24:30

Elder Lathene steps up to the

24:33

door, approaches, puts his ear to it, and

24:35

we hear howling and

24:37

growls and the sounds of distant

24:40

screams. Lathene turns

24:42

to our men, to his men, not our men.

24:44

And he says,

24:46

it is our duty as Nithisians to

24:49

protect the Mysterium and its

24:51

contents. A day will come

24:53

when we will all turn to dust,

24:55

and others will take our place and

24:57

so forth until the end of time.

25:00

For the knowledge and secrets that lie within

25:02

are not to be trifled

25:05

with. May the mad god

25:07

Nithis protect us in our

25:09

hour of need. And he reaches into

25:11

his breast pocket and he pulls out

25:13

a picture. This is the

25:15

man we are looking for. And he holds

25:17

up a picture of Liles. Count

25:19

Hazart and Liles, the fourth.

25:22

If he or any of his associates

25:24

resist, then let this be

25:26

their last day alive. The men

25:29

look fired up by this speech.

25:32

But then we hear a strange voice pipe

25:36

up from nearby. I'm

25:38

sorry, did you say Count

25:40

Hazart and Liles, the fourth? I

25:48

know him. They

25:51

all turn to our teeth. There's

25:55

this filthy gnome standing

25:57

there, looking at them. And

26:00

Elder Lothain is like, what? You

26:03

know, Lals? Who are

26:05

you? You see

26:07

this gnome and he's got a dirty outfit

26:09

but he's got these like streamers of red

26:12

and yellow and orange coming off him like

26:14

some sort of entertainer. And

26:16

he's got this like hair that stands straight

26:18

up like the wick of flame of red

26:20

and yellow and orange. And

26:23

he kind of puts his thumbs in

26:25

his little suspenders and he says, my

26:27

name is Furbel Hoth. I

26:30

used to work for Lals long

26:32

ago but he stole my memories and

26:34

locked me in an asylum. I

26:37

was once Furbel Hoth but now I

26:40

am known as Tiny Murder Clown. Because

26:47

murder is what I do

26:49

best. I steal souls. I

26:57

see. What

27:07

may I ask brought you here to

27:09

the Mysterio? I'm so glad

27:11

you asked for that as a tale long in the

27:13

telling. Several nights ago I

27:16

dreamt of this place but

27:18

it was different. I watched

27:21

as yellow maggots crawled

27:23

from the cracks and crevices of the stones.

27:32

And a voice, it whispered to

27:34

me to come here and remove the

27:36

stain. Oh please, please, please

27:38

let me come with you. I

27:40

know this, this Count Lals and he

27:43

knows me. He may

27:45

have wronged you but his

27:48

soul belongs to me. All

27:54

right, young crazy man. Perhaps

27:58

nethous himself. In

28:00

his great madness sent you to

28:03

aid us in our task. You

28:05

may join us. He

28:08

nods to the four guards standing

28:10

outside the Mysterium. They begin removing

28:12

the iron bars, barring the

28:14

entry into the building. An

28:17

elder lathine, the rest of the

28:19

Nithysians, and tiny murder

28:21

clowns rush in. The

28:23

last thing we see are the faces

28:25

of the rear guard, a young man

28:27

perhaps, and a young woman entering

28:31

with a heady mix of fear

28:33

and determination on their faces. And

28:38

from there, we now

28:40

are on the Arcana level, the

28:42

second level below the ground here

28:44

of the Mysterium, and we see

28:47

that man and that woman, their

28:49

bodies, lying on the ground of

28:52

this hallway where our heroes stand.

28:55

The porch light flickering off their

28:57

corpses, shadows of the

28:59

heroes moving about, and

29:02

these abominations coming from the southern

29:04

portion of the hallway. Everyone rolls

29:06

a perception check. I

29:11

am nervous. Skid,

29:17

what'd you get? 27

29:19

for Elza R. Seven, keep going down

29:21

the line, Matthew. Hells

29:25

to the yeah. Okay.

29:31

Joe? Big thank you to Amanda,

29:33

who gave me a dive full of

29:35

shamrocks. Let's roll to natty 15. Let's

29:39

go. Wait,

29:41

I wasn't listening to anyone. Aldo, what'd you get? Wow.

29:47

You have one thing to do with GM. Sorry.

29:50

What were you doing? It was still a weird

29:52

tab open. Oh, got distracted.

29:56

Sorry, just finishing up this short

29:58

independent film. I got

30:00

a 27. 27. Matt you? 39. 39 from Matt

30:03

you and Erith?

30:10

32. 32.

30:14

Joseph Q O'Brien? I

30:16

don't remember. He said

30:18

35. Roll the natural 15. 33. 33 with Larry Bird?

30:21

Little Larry. Okay

30:24

and Suks Magooks? 29. 29

30:26

for Suky. All right. All

30:30

of you, while you're seeing these things

30:32

come arriving toward you, hear a sound

30:34

to the north as well and immediately

30:36

begin to panic that now you're going

30:38

to have to fight a battle on

30:40

two fronts. You turn towards that noise

30:42

while also keeping an eye on these

30:44

beasts coming towards you and

30:47

you see a small stone being

30:49

pushed out of the wall. The

30:51

sound is so stone like grating

30:53

on stone it just goes bloop

30:55

blop and a

30:57

colorful little body slides

31:00

out. Ethel Tiny Murder

31:02

Cloud. Ethel has

31:07

never seen him before in berries and hatches. No

31:09

Ethel! No! No!

31:12

He comes in like a cartwheel.

31:15

Ethel! We've seen him before. Tiny

31:17

Murder Cloud. Oh God! My old

31:19

friend! My oldest friend! Over

31:22

here! Oh hi! Over

31:25

here! Paris, hi! Hey!

31:27

So great to see you again. We

31:29

know this guy. Atticus.

31:32

Oh hi Atticus. It's

31:34

your old friend, Verbal. Oh

31:36

there's no internet. He

31:41

says the Tiny Murder Cloud. I was

31:43

trying to see a picture of you

31:45

but there's no internet at all. Tiny

31:49

Murder Cloud! Hi! It is so good

31:51

to see you but you have no

31:53

idea how good it is to see

31:55

you. Oh I don't remember.

31:58

Yes we might. Okay. Yes,

32:00

there was a big tree with heads

32:02

on it. Oh, it was pretty. I

32:04

remember you. Yeah. We had

32:06

a great time together. You're here.

32:09

I'm here. Right. And so

32:11

are you. Aldo, I

32:14

miss you most of all. Don't

32:16

come close to me, please. Hugs. Hugs.

32:19

No. No, we got

32:21

a hug coming. Don't touch me. Don't touch

32:24

me. Don't touch me. I will say though

32:26

that this is the happiest I've ever

32:28

been to see you, which is a low bomb.

32:30

I'm so honored. I

32:33

don't quite understand

32:35

why you're here, but I think we might

32:37

need your help. Are you all easily explainable?

32:39

I've been having the most peculiar dreams.

32:42

Should I kill him now? No.

32:46

No. No. Look

32:48

at him. Look at him. Friends.

32:50

How could you hate this thing? Look how cute he

32:52

is. How could you kill a thing like that? Of

32:54

course, throughout all of this tiny murder clown, two things

32:56

happen. One, you see

32:58

a couple of beasts coming towards you.

33:00

Oh shit. And two,

33:03

you see this man. Oh yeah. How

33:09

did I forget? How

33:12

did I forget? How did I forget? He's

33:15

so handsome. Not

33:18

another one. No. You guys

33:20

also be in love with him. Oh

33:23

my gosh. I know there's a lot going on

33:25

right now, but I'm Father Bubbles. And

33:30

you need to roll for initiative. I

33:33

need to say something behind the

33:35

scenes. The

33:38

conversation we had about the Vanessa God.

33:40

I need to say something. We never

33:43

told Eric Mona anything about Father Bubbles

33:45

by design. We were like, yeah. Tiny

33:49

Murder Clown doesn't know Father Bubbles. Let

33:51

him meet Father Bubbles on stage. And

33:53

he was literally like, you're so handsome. Like I

33:55

was not a pre-planned bitch. It

33:58

was his natural reaction. God,

34:01

that son of a bitch is handsome. Yeah. Unfortunately,

34:04

what's not handsome are these two

34:06

creatures. Oh

34:09

no. Oh my God,

34:11

says Bubbles. What

34:14

did you get? I also got a 33. A

34:16

33. Noice. Three. Let's

34:20

get into it. Okay. I'm

34:22

going to begin the encounter and oddly

34:24

enough, Ethel, you go first. That

34:26

sound was the sound of Dick

34:29

Bubbles initiative. Okay.

34:32

We're quite a way away from these guys. You

34:37

are indeed. It's very spread out here on this

34:39

awesome map by old Davey

34:41

Map. Davey Map. Davey Map. And of

34:44

course, love Davey Map. The switch to

34:46

Foundry VT too. Oh yeah.

34:48

Oh yeah. So first things first,

34:50

before my turn, I get a free attempt to

34:52

demoralize my battle cry. Again, I understand

34:55

you get that, but I think

34:58

it's stupid that you're trying to demoralize that.

35:00

You know, we get some, I'll

35:02

call it constructive criticism online for

35:04

not playing tactically in 2E. I

35:07

would just like to hold this up as an exhibit

35:10

A as to why we don't do things

35:12

like demoralize. All right. Try

35:15

to demoralize this tentacle mass of

35:17

mouths and organs. I do

35:19

not demoralize it. Okay.

35:24

I am however going to hold. Ah.

35:27

Oh, he chooses to delay. Wait. Oh

35:30

delay. Can you do that? Delay?

35:34

Well you already have a reaction. Oh no,

35:36

yeah. It's a reaction when you roll initiative.

35:38

It is a free attempt to demoralize when

35:40

I roll initiative. Okay. All

35:42

right. Yeah, I'm going to delay. I'm

35:45

going to say, wait until you see the whites of

35:47

their eyes. All of them. Okay.

35:50

That's a weird thing to say. There

35:52

is a historical reference. Crystal

35:56

Pepsi is for some reason in

35:58

the vanguard here. Crystal

36:01

Pepsi's so strong. Alright, this

36:03

thing is going to move

36:06

twice. This first one here is

36:08

going to move... Or it's not.

36:12

It's going to move right up to... The

36:15

fuck move! Foundry, VGG. Alright,

36:20

so it's going to double move

36:22

up to Suki. And Pepsi

36:24

is going to do one of these like, comes up... LAMBORUM.

36:30

Little crying mouths. And

36:32

with its final action, one

36:34

of these like, tentacle pseudopods comes out and

36:36

just... WHAM! comes down on

36:38

you. And that is going to be... A

36:41

33 to hit. On me

36:43

or on Pepsi? On you.

36:45

Okay, that hits. The

36:47

woman. So

36:50

pointed, didn't it? Ah! I

36:54

do that when I'm adding. Even

36:57

if it's very low. 30 points of bludgeoning damage.

37:00

Oh! I do

37:02

that when I get hit. I've

37:05

called it in the initiative gross slimy

37:07

shit woman. Gross

37:11

slimy shit woman nails

37:13

Suki. But thankfully, it is Tiny

37:15

Murder Clownster and Tiny Murder Clownster. Ethyl will act. Oh,

37:19

how convenient. How

37:21

convenient! Yes, that's exactly why

37:23

I'm going. Ethyl will stride

37:25

up to flank with Suki.

37:29

Oh, you son of a bitch.

37:32

And I will double slice green as the war

37:34

hammer. Yes! Okay,

37:38

that will be... So,

37:40

again, you're off guard and that is going to

37:42

be a 38 with

37:44

the war hammer and a 31 with

37:46

the hatchet. That's two

37:48

hits. Yeah! In

37:51

fact, the 38 is a crit. Yeah!

37:55

It's a Now

38:01

do you feel bad? Oh my god he

38:04

made up the rules! Don't

38:06

do that he likes when you do that. You're booing Eric

38:09

Mona's good. He made it! Poor

38:13

Mona. Every word of it. He's

38:16

sitting at home sweating over a

38:18

typewriter, crafting every aspect of

38:20

the game. What is a role playing game?

38:22

What is a role playing game? From

38:26

the Warhammer, because it can't be crit,

38:28

27 points of bludgeoning and 1 point

38:30

of cold? That's

38:33

ice cold. Cold, huh? Cold!

38:38

The cold doesn't seem to do anything. You

38:40

said 31 of the other one? 27,

38:44

okay. No, 31. Stop.

38:47

You can't do math. Oh

38:51

no! Oh no! Sydney's

38:54

doing math! I've seen him eating

38:56

it. No, I know. I stopped it but they

38:59

finished it. I always

39:01

just have got to love St. Paul. I

39:03

love you St. Paul. Thank

39:06

you. Okay, and then... Oh, what's that?

39:08

St. Paul's Den! St.

39:10

Paul's Den! Thank you. St.

39:12

Paul's Den! Thank you guys. Alright, 22

39:14

points of flashing from the hatchet. Tacoma,

39:17

Troy. One

39:19

of these days. 22,

39:24

clashing, huh? Yep. Nice.

39:28

Nice. Good round. Anything

39:30

else? That's it. Sadly, I can't

39:32

flange because I took an action to move. And

39:35

a rare twist of fate. Matthew Hipsen doesn't

39:37

die. And

39:40

now it's Tiny Murder Clown's turn.

39:42

Yeah, there you go. Nice. Troy,

39:45

I'm having a hard time finding where Tiny Murder Clown is on the map. He

39:47

is to the north. To

39:51

the north. To the north! To

39:53

the north! To the north! To the

39:55

north! Um... Oh,

39:58

there he is. see it

40:00

here. Yeah, that's all. Yeah, really zoom in on

40:02

it. I see it now. And

40:05

the other, where is the other? That art,

40:07

I believe, is from Twin Cities

40:09

own Angeline Babcock. In the

40:11

audience tonight, all of this

40:14

art from Angeline. Angeline!

40:18

Alright, so if you can't move him for any

40:20

reason, we'll just stop the show until

40:23

we can figure this out. That sounds great. No,

40:25

you can just tell me. You're, you know, as

40:27

the crow flies to that one that they just

40:29

surrounded you're 40 feet. I don't

40:31

know how far your little Henry goes. I

40:33

can go 45 feet. So nobody

40:37

likes a braggart. So we'll get you up there.

40:39

Yeah, why don't you bring me up to him.

40:42

And I'll say, no, it's been so

40:44

long. Maybe you all forgot that I can

40:46

do this. And then I'm gonna attack twice.

40:50

Nice. Wow. Well

40:52

then, first one is a 33. What's

40:55

with the 33? The second one is very bad 18. Okay,

41:00

you are off guard because of

41:02

Pepsi. True.

41:05

That is true. Oh, yeah. 33 is a

41:07

hit. You flanked.

41:09

You flanked. Okay, figured.

41:11

Alright, so I do, oh

41:13

gosh. Alright, I do 36. I do 42. I

41:22

do. Wow. I don't

41:24

want to question the publisher

41:26

of the path. But I think you're lying

41:29

about. I

41:33

am going. I rolled.

41:35

I rolled. That's maximum

41:37

damage. Yeah. Wow. See, that's

41:40

how you play a monkey. I want to be

41:42

a level 11 month. Yeah,

41:44

you'll get there. All right. This one is fucked

41:46

up. I

41:50

with all due respect, I don't

41:52

want to eat your soul, you

41:54

gross thing. I don't even have one. Do

41:58

you have another attacker? No, that was it. Bang

42:00

bang yeah, yeah, all right. Wow pretty

42:02

good around here. It's hot up

42:05

on stage I'm actually physically literally

42:07

hot I

42:10

feel great. I think

42:12

there's a vent I could feel cool air blowing. Yeah,

42:14

I feel great Yeah, I like the vent goes this

42:16

way. Yeah, I can hear it, too I'm I was

42:18

worried about the sound I was like I can hear

42:20

air blowing It's probably blowing into the mic, but I

42:23

feel great cool vent for the lead singer Atticus

42:26

you're up shut up All

42:29

right No Interesting

42:33

in this moment All

42:36

right Atticus is going to Yeah,

42:39

I mean they're surrounding this thing. So he is

42:41

going to move The

42:44

other one I can't even see the other one. You're absolutely

42:46

right. So Atticus is gonna move into the fight Okay,

42:48

he's just gonna step up To

42:50

just behind Eris. Okay. Oh

42:52

boy. I'm moving everyone on

42:54

the map Okay,

42:57

sorry, he's gonna move up behind Eris and he

42:59

is going to reach out his hands and

43:01

just And he does

43:04

this incantation and he rips like

43:06

pieces of the base of the

43:08

statue off of it Just and

43:10

they shoot across at this thing

43:12

with a telekinetic projectile. Yeah, I

43:14

will attempt to hit it with this

43:17

Amazing die. Here we go. St. Paul. I need

43:19

everybody to be quiet for a second. Shut

43:22

up I Got

43:25

a phenomenal die pre-show and I can't remember the

43:27

name of the woman who gave it to me

43:29

scream out your name the rat die What

43:33

one her name her name is England From

43:36

I'm sorry. I forgot your name this die

43:38

is phenomenal. She gave me a country of

43:41

origin And let me roll the side Your

43:45

country of origin Australia

43:47

we've got some Australians They're

43:49

lying, but there's two Australians said they

43:51

flew here just to see us. I

43:54

don't believe that who would believe that

43:56

at all, but really

44:00

flew here to see St. Paul. I thought

44:02

you were going to say Sydney and I

44:04

was like, true? I know. I

44:07

think that's pretty great. Anyway, this is just phenomenal. I

44:10

have to shout it out. It is a rat swarm

44:12

die holder and a die where the 20 on it

44:14

is a rat. Wow.

44:17

Come on. Have you ever seen a more Atticus die?

44:19

Let's go. Telekinetic chunks

44:21

of the statue firing across.

44:24

98 keys! Yeah! I

44:26

love the new Atticus doll! That should

44:28

be... That

44:31

is a 39 to hit 49. If

44:38

this could be crit, that would be a crit.

44:40

If this could be crit, that would be a

44:43

crit. And let me just

44:45

get damage. I apologize. Telekinetic projectile.

44:50

Telekinetic projectile.

44:55

Midland damage. 20 points of damage. Okay.

44:58

A bludge. 20 points of bludge. This

45:02

thing is in a bad place. Are

45:07

you done with your turn? I am done with my turn. Good

45:09

turn. Good turn, everybody. Aris, what do you got

45:11

over there? I have a question. Is no

45:13

one doing a knowledge check because you guys already

45:15

know what this is and you're cheating? No,

45:19

I have no idea what it is, but honestly,

45:22

I saw them hurting it and him saying it's looking

45:24

bad. And so I was just like, I'm just going

45:26

to try to keep hitting it with rocks. I

45:29

was going to do a knowledge check on

45:31

my turn, but I don't know much of

45:33

anything about this. Yeah, he can't

45:35

do anything. But it seems like bludgeoning and

45:37

piercing damage are going through full. Yes.

45:41

Yes. Yes. Yes.

45:44

Well, in that case, I'm going

45:46

to... I

45:50

started moving the snake

45:52

as well. It was like the perfect tone.

45:58

I want to try to hit... the one that

46:01

is further away. Oh, you wily

46:03

cretin. So that means. How far away

46:05

is that one? That one is 50,

46:07

oh okay, so you move up to

46:09

the dead body. Yep, and

46:11

now I'm 30 feet away and I'm going

46:14

to cast phase bolts. Ooh.

46:17

Little phase bolts, huh? A little phase bolt.

46:20

All right, is that of an attack roll

46:22

associated with it? Yes. All right. natural

46:25

20. Oh! Oh! Ooh!

46:31

I can't take your crit. Yeah, but you

46:33

hit. Kill it. Sadly that will

46:35

be a regular hit. Oh,

46:37

that's right. That's a hit though. Would you

46:39

give her exploding dice? Exploding

46:41

dice. Would I give her exploding dice? No, or

46:43

maybe a model cap? For rolling

46:46

a 20. Yeah, but you took them all last

46:49

session. You do not earn them by rolling

46:51

dice. All right,

46:53

whatever. That's exactly how we earn them. I

46:56

can't earn them by capturing both my heart and my

46:58

mind. Regular ass damage is

47:00

going to be 23 points of damage. 23

47:04

points of damage. Look at this party coming

47:06

out of nowhere. Don't get to double it

47:08

or anything. No, no,

47:10

stop it. Stop doing that. Do

47:13

you have anything else you can do? You moved and then

47:15

you double jaunded it? Yep, that was all

47:18

my actions. It's

47:20

Suki's turn. I feel like I haven't made fun

47:22

of you enough today. I agree. I'm

47:25

trying to do the same exact thing. So you were nice for once and now

47:27

you regret it? Yes. Okay.

47:31

Did you do anything dumb? I'm trying to remember. Did

47:34

I do anything dumb? You're always doing something

47:36

dumb. I got a really nice

47:38

massage today. Yeah. I- You're

47:41

welcome. No, no,

47:45

not from you. No, no, no. I'm

47:48

gonna shout out a local place I went

47:50

to. It was Miss Vicky on Cedar and

47:52

Forest. She fucking rocked. She runs a massage.

47:54

She's a massage therapist. She runs it out

47:56

of her house and she was so chill

47:58

and nice. Does anybody- in St. Paul needs

48:00

a massage, go to Miss Vicki. She rocks. I'm

48:04

going to respectfully disagree. I'm

48:07

sure she's very nice, but Sydney showed us what

48:09

she did to her on her back and it

48:11

looks like she hit her with a baseball bat

48:14

multiple times. It looks

48:16

like Sydney was attacked in a house in St. Paul.

48:18

Well Sydney, she's seeing her own back. She doesn't know

48:20

really what it looks like. She got cupping. I got

48:23

a massage and I also got cupping if you

48:25

guys know. It's like similar to acupuncture. You do

48:28

the cupping. I showed the guys, Joe's never seen

48:30

cupping before. It looks

48:32

like she got attacked by an

48:34

octopus. It looks

48:36

like a kazoolian monster hurt me very badly. It's

48:40

very polka dot. It's very polka dot.

48:43

And she praised your cleanliness. She

48:45

did. And also

48:47

said she does not do happy endings. Sydney

48:51

asked. She just asked. So

48:55

what's the policy on finishing this?

48:57

I did not. But she did

48:59

compliment my hair. She said your

49:01

hair is so healthy and so clean. And

49:05

you look so clean. And I was like, what kind of

49:07

clientele do you get in St. Paul?

49:09

I'll have vagrants off the street. I

49:12

got a crick in my neck. She was like, I

49:14

can tell you're not from here. I'm like, is it

49:16

because I'm clean? You

49:19

don't smell of two patties and cheese. That's

49:23

fair. Can I play

49:25

my character? You didn't get to the dumb

49:27

part. What's the dumb part? You

49:30

got a massage and she was like, don't look at

49:32

the time. Oh, this is it. This

49:34

is why you should go there. I

49:37

got a massage. It's like an hour long, whatever. Supposed

49:39

to be done at like twelve thirty. Is this

49:41

a Yelp review? Yes. Supposed to be done at

49:43

twelve thirty. I'm so relaxed. She's

49:46

like, don't look at the time. I'll see you outside when you

49:48

pay. And I was like, OK. And I

49:50

go and I check my phone. It's one

49:52

thirty. She gave me like

49:54

an extra time because she just went chatting. Because

49:56

you were so clean. I was so clean. I

50:01

was late to our lunch and then everybody made fun of

50:03

me because my back looked like I got beat up and

50:05

I walked in and I was like, sorry I'm late, I'm

50:07

just like very relaxed and they were like, are you

50:10

okay? It looks like you fell down a flight

50:12

of stairs. I know. I'm

50:14

so relaxed, I just lost consciousness.

50:16

I blacked out. Anyway, can I play

50:18

my character? Yes, but that story

50:20

was two actions. You have one left. Okay,

50:25

so two actions drawn. I am going to

50:27

cast hydraulic push.

50:30

Sydney, you're better than that. It

50:32

warms Joe's heart whenever someone uses a shot. I love

50:34

sandrops. I love it so much. I'm

50:36

in a cast. And I thought Matthew was

50:39

saying you're better than casting hydraulic push, which

50:41

I agree with. I was like, what the

50:43

hell? I approve of this. I'm

50:46

casting hydraulic push at the creature

50:48

to the south, the further creature. Oh, I

50:51

didn't realize we could see the further shot.

50:53

Zuki can. You can probably now

50:55

see it. It's in like the darkness. It's very dim.

50:57

Zuki's got low light. So she's going to, two actions

50:59

drawn. I'm going to roll. Okay. Just

51:01

double checking they don't have the type of opportunity,

51:04

correct? That's good, right? It's bad. No,

51:06

they don't. I would do

51:08

this. Twenty-three? Twenty-three, no. Thank

51:11

you for these beautiful dice. They're

51:14

so gorgeous and full of flowers and gold.

51:16

And I rolled like absolute crap. Sorry about

51:18

that. Thank you for the dice though. I

51:21

do love them. Alright, so

51:23

then my third action, that spell is

51:25

wasted. Nothing happens. I miss. I

51:27

miss Pepsi and Pepsi is going to bite

51:30

the creature that is flanking. So you're off

51:32

guard. Wow. Okay. Boy.

51:35

Boy. Get it. Bite

51:37

me. That's going to be a thirty-eight. Thirty-eight?

51:40

Yep. Holy shit. That's a

51:42

hit. Thank you.

51:44

Pepsi. Yeah. Well,

51:47

roll damage. Oh, yeah. I got,

51:49

I got excited. You literally

51:51

put both their elbows on the table and just smiled

51:53

at Troy. Mission accomplished. Mission

51:55

accomplished. I rolled really low. Good

51:57

night everyone. That's eight. Eight

52:00

piercing eight piercing and that's my

52:02

turn How about it? Yes

52:05

No, okay. No your snake did not kill

52:07

the katouleon creature

52:11

It is Aldo's turn that other one still

52:14

has not had a chance to go All

52:16

right, Aldo he's going to well first you're

52:18

gonna do easy. He's gonna do a knowledge

52:20

check would a cultism be Yeah,

52:22

I like the applicable here It

52:25

looked at Colty On

52:29

worst run of 25 It's

52:33

pretty good That's pretty

52:35

good It's not

52:37

great. You know stuff. He

52:39

knows stuff. He has studied the occult What

52:41

do you think your occult knowledge comes from? Were

52:44

you reading actual Lovecraft in Australia? Yeah.

52:46

Yeah, I think That's

52:48

really meta when you think about no Like

52:51

cuz he did like read a

52:54

bunch of that like early Lovecraft

52:56

and Lovecraftian Inspiration kind of literature

52:59

before he warped into Galarian,

53:02

okay This is really

53:04

interesting. So only you would know this

53:06

they resemble sort of drawings

53:09

or etchings that you've seen in

53:13

Lovecraft's actual works. Okay of

53:16

Shigat oh Wow,

53:19

okay. Oh Creatures

53:22

Wow, however, these are

53:25

not quite full Shigat

53:27

and you what did we fight in

53:29

didn't we fight a shot on the skin right now? Let me

53:32

just finish this I'm

53:34

having with my friend skid and

53:36

we'll talk about your life. I Lost

53:40

my train. That's all you learn. Okay, didn't

53:42

we didn't we fight a Shigat? I

53:45

don't know if you did but they're not really

53:47

Shigat. They're actually known as proto Shigat Oh

53:49

lots of rumors you got in the training to

53:52

be Shigat squires

53:54

your god squire Yeah,

53:58

it's may I carry your heart mouth.

54:00

Remember the elder

54:02

things you fought?

54:05

Yeah, under the mansion.

54:09

Yeah, you were in Iris

54:11

Hill. There's rumors that like

54:13

the elder things created these

54:15

proto-Shagoths. They crafted them,

54:17

maybe to try to mimic actual Shagoths,

54:19

you're not quite sure. So they have

54:21

similar characteristics to full-on Shagoths, but full-on

54:23

Shagoths are like CR 18 creatures.

54:26

These are lesser

54:29

versions. But to give you one actual

54:33

helpful piece of information, they are

54:35

immune to crits. You

54:40

know what, man? You know what?

54:42

Sometimes exhibit B for why we're...

54:45

it's hard to do things like recall

54:47

knowledge check. Play tactically is because we

54:49

never get any useful information about how.

54:52

And cold. They're immune to cold. Okay, that's good.

54:55

We do that already as well. I

55:01

just want to say, sometimes you just got to say

55:03

it. I like your style, man.

55:06

That was good. I like it. Sometimes you

55:08

don't have to. Alright, so I was elder with the

55:13

second action is going to step up to

55:15

get a clear view on this thing. And

55:17

with his third axis, he's going to throw

55:19

a medium

55:21

alchemist fire. Bob,

55:24

at it. Okay, at the one in

55:26

the far away. It's

55:33

pretty good. That is a 34 to here.

55:35

That's a hit, man. Yeah, I mean we

55:38

can be pretty sure their AC is around

55:40

28, 27. 28? Yeah, in that range. Okay,

55:48

not that

55:51

great. That is 17 points

55:54

of fire damage and it

55:56

is on fire. Nice. Yikes.

55:59

Alright. 17 points

56:01

of fire damage so it's gonna take persistent

56:03

fire basically? Yes. Ooh, give me

56:06

that boundary persistent, John! Alright, give me 45

56:08

minutes because I don't have my glasses. Why

56:11

don't you have your glasses? I don't

56:13

need them. Are you embarrassed to be clean with

56:15

them? Haha, I don't need them. I don't need

56:17

them. I don't need them. I don't need them,

56:19

Sydney. I'm most ridiculous. No, I think you do.

56:23

Are you doing it with your grandpa? Persistent.

56:25

How much persistent? Uh,

56:28

two points. Two, yeah. Two

56:30

persistence. My father claims to have cured

56:32

his myopia. Yeah. Yeah,

56:35

he'll, I used to wear contact glasses and now

56:37

he just announced while he was driving with me

56:39

and the passenger to see one day. He

56:43

was like, I don't need to wear my condoms or my glasses

56:45

anymore. I feel the same way.

56:47

The only time I can't see is driving at night.

56:51

After a couple drinks. Don't

56:55

drink at night. Alright,

56:58

what's going on? You done? You

57:00

got more? No, that was it. Because I did the knowledge

57:03

check. I moved and threw the bomb. It's gross slimy shit.

57:05

Two's turn. Gross.

57:09

Madam. Alright. Fuck

57:13

this. Oh, let's slide up.

57:16

Are you taking it down? Oh, yeah. Uh-oh.

57:19

Coming up to earth. You're the

57:22

closest one. I don't want to

57:24

do this. I don't want to hurt you.

57:26

You're kind. You're a kind person. She's

57:28

not. She's got a good heart. She

57:30

does not. She's got... She does not

57:32

have a skinny... Nice,

57:35

dude. Nice. You have two options.

57:37

You either have. Well done,

57:40

Cindy. And this has a skinny cock. Alright. You

57:42

guys are the people in this world. This has

57:44

a skinny cock. There's the title of this. People

57:46

are like, what the hell happened in St. Paul?

57:50

Well, they kept off the mushrooms. Show is... Show

57:53

is smutty. Alright. Pseudopod

58:00

twenty-nine to hit. That's a

58:02

hit. Is this a melee

58:04

strike? Yes, as a matter of fact it

58:06

is. Okay, well when you're done let me know. Ooh,

58:12

I love the case shoot. The attitude. Never

58:15

talk to me like that. We'll

58:18

turn this show around. 26 points of bludgeoning damage. Let

58:20

me do that. What

58:24

do you got after that? Can you please roll

58:27

a fortitude save? Because as you strike

58:29

me you see the wound that you

58:31

created on me yawn open. Ew.

58:36

My gaping flesh might make you

58:38

a little thick. Oh my god, is it hot in

58:40

here? That all

58:43

starts to sweat. So

58:51

our fortitude save? I'll roll it. 37.

58:54

DNA pass. Alright.

59:03

You're not sickened. Final option

59:05

grabs you. It

59:07

starts wheezing the life out

59:10

of you. Now

59:12

to end up the round it's Father Dick Bubble's turn.

59:18

By the eyes of Memphis, what

59:20

is going on here? What

59:24

are these abominations from

59:26

hell? Is

59:28

everyone alright? Haldar? Haddicus? I

59:32

have poor vision. Father?

59:35

Stay back, Father. Don't speak.

59:37

Father? Be

59:39

silent and actionless. Alright.

59:44

I will be here to provide one to

59:47

three points of healing should anyone need it.

59:50

That is good to know. The

59:53

heat from that torchlight is unbearable

59:55

down here. I'll

1:00:03

be here if you need me. Round two. It

1:00:07

is gross slimy shit. But the thing

1:00:09

is, his abdomen is so fucked up.

1:00:11

It's AI generated. Yeah, sure. He's

1:00:14

clearly seeking medical help. Yeah. He's

1:00:17

pulling his shirt open. My shirt being opened is a cry for

1:00:19

help. You need to help me?

1:00:21

So yeah, this is what we're looking at here. This

1:00:23

area right here. This

1:00:26

right here looks like something's

1:00:29

medically wrong. That's fucking aliens.

1:00:32

I think we were

1:00:34

to see more where we see he has like seven

1:00:36

and a half abs. Yeah. It's like

1:00:38

when they do open surgery and they like put all the

1:00:40

organs back in, and you

1:00:42

can put them in any way because they'll

1:00:44

readjust eventually when you stitch it all up. Is

1:00:47

that a thing? Yes. You just stuff that

1:00:49

shit back in and then you lift it up. What

1:00:51

do you think happens in the cesarean section? And this

1:00:54

is him during the surgery. It's

1:00:56

just kind of all fucked up and it hasn't

1:00:58

read gotten to where it needs to go. You

1:01:00

know, I'm very sensitive about my appearance. And

1:01:03

I can hear every word you're saying over

1:01:05

there. We're all talking about you. Yeah. Quiet,

1:01:08

you ugly man. How dare you? It's

1:01:12

gross, slimy shit one's turn. He

1:01:14

is surrounded by three heroes and

1:01:16

an animal companion. So I will

1:01:19

attack one of the heroes. Somebody images

1:01:21

a dick bubble and let the clothes in. One,

1:01:24

two, Suki. Three, four,

1:01:26

clown. Five, six,

1:01:29

Ethel. And of course, it is

1:01:31

a six. Oh. Ethel.

1:01:34

You're going down. Nice. No, that's perfect.

1:01:36

You're the person you want to hit. He's

1:01:38

the best. All right. Is that

1:01:40

all I am to you? The person you want to hit? A

1:01:43

box. Look what you're paid for. You're paid to

1:01:45

take hits. 36 to hit. That

1:01:48

hits. A couple things are

1:01:50

going to happen. Are they? First thing that's

1:01:52

going to happen is a shit ton of damage.

1:01:54

Oh. Oh. You

1:01:59

see, Sydney, you just Just do that when you can't

1:02:01

add up really quick. I imagine. I

1:02:05

understand. Thirty points of blood in

1:02:07

it. Oh no. Second

1:02:12

action grabs you. Third and

1:02:15

final action. It constricts you. Give

1:02:18

me a, I think you give

1:02:20

a save on a constrict to half the damage. Anybody know it

1:02:22

off the top of their head? No, I don't know the base

1:02:24

of constrict. Talk to the audience.

1:02:28

Yeah, what is it? Is

1:02:30

it like a fort saved? Nobody said

1:02:32

anything. It's a fortitude save. Eric? You're

1:02:35

welcome. I saved you, not the crowd. Give

1:02:38

me a fortitude save. I did it. I did

1:02:40

it. I searched for constrict without putting Pathfinder. Yep.

1:02:45

It didn't work out well. And I opened images and

1:02:47

I went... Yes, it's a

1:02:49

basic fortitude save, which means Advil's

1:02:51

going to crush this. Because it

1:02:53

matters. Your turn is useless. Twenty-nine.

1:02:56

Fail. Oh, success. Okay, so success.

1:02:59

Oh, right. Oh, because you got that...

1:03:01

Yeah, let's go. Oh, it's the bat.

1:03:03

Wait. Wait. Wait.

1:03:07

Wait. Wait. It's

1:03:09

only successes that become crits. No. Fucking

1:03:11

liar. You take

1:03:13

16 points more damage,

1:03:15

bludgeoning as it just like, buffets

1:03:18

you with all its tentacles and mouths.

1:03:22

And then you feel... I feel trapped. You

1:03:25

not only feel trapped... Like in a marriage. You feel

1:03:28

it's like... I used to

1:03:30

find joy in this. I wish

1:03:32

I could find the joy again.

1:03:34

You done with it? You

1:03:39

feel its wet skin rub against yours. Give

1:03:42

me another fortitude save. Okay,

1:03:46

35. Fuck.

1:03:52

Yeah! You're

1:03:55

all right, but you are still grabbed. That's a crit success, then.

1:03:57

I know. Okay. You

1:04:00

are not infected by whatever this

1:04:02

is crawling on your skin. You

1:04:04

are still grabbed by this thing.

1:04:06

Yeah, ooh And

1:04:09

it is now your turn You

1:04:15

can try to escape or You

1:04:18

can attack with the penalties that you get

1:04:20

from being grabbed. Yeah, I'm just gonna double

1:04:22

slice on this guy Okay,

1:04:25

let's read grab though. Make sure you can do

1:04:27

everything you want to do there mister You can

1:04:29

help them play. You're off guard and

1:04:31

have immobilized conditions. If you attempt to

1:04:33

manipulate action while grabs DC 5

1:04:36

flat check Your weapons are

1:04:38

already out so they're not technically a manipulation

1:04:42

Double slice. Here we go. Yeah, you're the best to

1:04:44

get grabbed you can just hack away. Okay 35

1:04:47

on the war hammer and Bombs

1:04:56

away two hits Oh

1:05:03

24 points of bludgeoning the cold is No,

1:05:06

okay, and then let's do

1:05:08

some let's do some hatchet damage. Hachi.

1:05:10

Oh Okay,

1:05:14

that'll be 18 points of

1:05:16

slashing from the hatchet. Okay, and you

1:05:18

kill it Okay

1:05:31

Tom is father. You're no longer grabbed Yes,

1:05:35

nice striking at home Was

1:05:38

that father dick father dick, right? Thank

1:05:40

you Thank you father dick. Yeah,

1:05:43

I They brought up some memories

1:05:45

that I'm going to have to discuss with you

1:05:47

later. Yes, we will have confession at bedtime Okay,

1:05:55

and then Ethel will He

1:05:58

will step you know you know

1:06:00

what he will try to plank the

1:06:03

other uh... baby she got with aris

1:06:05

we're gonna go over when you tried i

1:06:08

love it when i find it when you try people

1:06:13

i got that i'm coming

1:06:16

there are some coming uh... uh...

1:06:20

you dot i thought

1:06:22

you were not polite midwesterners but

1:06:24

you know we're going to leave i

1:06:26

see you there

1:06:29

is it's amazing tonight

1:06:31

this audience the amount of

1:06:33

women in the body of the baby uh...

1:06:40

and the screams at this month is just is

1:06:42

giving me such a nice that's

1:06:45

the way it is that's right and you're

1:06:47

so uncomfortable that i want to leave immediately

1:06:51

i want to get a big i want

1:06:53

to dig deeper make this the show that's

1:06:57

the alright

1:07:01

what do you do with your quivering body the

1:07:06

actions this is what it's

1:07:08

like now area this is my dad i

1:07:10

i think it's pretty cool aris

1:07:13

and every night eric

1:07:16

like pornography the

1:07:19

piezo endorsement right there alright

1:07:25

now that was the reaction has reactions

1:07:28

one sexier than the next it

1:07:30

is tiny murder clowns turn tiny murder

1:07:32

crown this proto-shagoth that was standing in

1:07:35

front of you is started to crumple

1:07:37

to the ground like pushing its mouth

1:07:39

screaming as it falls there is one

1:07:42

enemy left now i'm

1:07:45

gonna have to the wall and and go uh...

1:07:48

right up adjacent to the

1:07:50

proto-shagoth and i'm

1:07:53

gonna punch him twice right

1:07:56

there next to it right there right

1:07:58

there for our audience because somebody stole

1:08:01

my flank. Anyway,

1:08:04

no, that's okay. We're in a little

1:08:06

bit of a situation here. Yeah, whatever,

1:08:08

whoever you are. I'll explain later. I

1:08:13

go down there. The first attack is a 26, and

1:08:16

the second attack is a 33. Those

1:08:18

are two hits. Oh, good, phenomenal.

1:08:20

Oh, hell yeah. You're not gonna love

1:08:22

this. I do 24 damage each,

1:08:24

so a total of 48. Oh!

1:08:29

And that's all comes at once because of the-

1:08:31

It's a flurry of blows, so yeah, it

1:08:33

actually all comes at once. In case he's

1:08:35

got any kind of damage reduction. Boom, just

1:08:37

lays into this thing. It

1:08:40

screams. Any actions

1:08:42

left? Yes, because

1:08:45

that flurry's one action, even

1:08:47

though it's two attacks. So I hit

1:08:49

again, but probably missed. It's a 19. The

1:08:52

19 does miss. Do you stunning fifths him? Not

1:08:55

that time. The damage is done, and

1:08:58

it is Atticus, the rat's turn.

1:09:01

Oh yeah. So

1:09:05

I'm thinking not so much. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

1:09:07

wait, wait, wait, wait. Matthew, thank

1:09:09

you so much. If any hit

1:09:12

from a flurry of blows hits, you

1:09:15

could try to stun the creature. It

1:09:18

needs to make a fortitude save or be stunned

1:09:20

one. Okay.

1:09:23

What traits does stunning fifth have? Oh

1:09:26

boy. It's got all kinds because

1:09:28

I have all kinds of feats. So it counts

1:09:30

as metal, it counts as magic, it

1:09:33

counts as lethal, and

1:09:37

it counts as some kind

1:09:39

of energy that

1:09:42

I can't remember. Sorry, I asked. Yeah, sorry. I

1:09:44

rolled a 40 on the fortitude save. Okay, well,

1:09:47

anyway, enjoy the damage, you asshole.

1:09:52

Atticus, it is your turn. Atticus

1:09:54

is changing his approach here. Not

1:09:57

so much trying to destroy the

1:09:59

creature with- blunt force trauma as much

1:10:01

as trying to prevent his allies from being harmed

1:10:03

by this slick, slimy,

1:10:05

gooish grab that it is

1:10:08

doing. So he

1:10:10

does this strange incantation reaching out at the

1:10:12

creature. He hasn't done this before, I don't

1:10:14

believe. And he says these

1:10:16

few words and then things

1:10:19

get very strange in the vicinity

1:10:21

of the creature. As it's moving

1:10:23

it seems to like the

1:10:25

creature seems to almost skip

1:10:28

frames or something and

1:10:30

it around it time dilates

1:10:32

in a strange way. I

1:10:35

need an unnamed

1:10:38

saving throw. What? Is

1:10:41

that in the remaster? Yeah, it's

1:10:43

an untyped saving throw. You just roll a

1:10:45

d20 and I tell you what I feel

1:10:48

like. What is that? It sounds fortitudey

1:10:50

maybe well. Fortitudey, sorry. You mean that

1:10:53

sick save? 35,

1:10:56

alright. The target

1:10:59

is slowed one for one

1:11:01

round. Yeah,

1:11:03

for one minute? And so on it's next

1:11:05

turn it will only have two actions so

1:11:07

hopefully we can avoid that constrict. Alright,

1:11:10

little slowed one that sucks.

1:11:15

Oh wait, indeed

1:11:18

I will, let's see who's coming up. We got

1:11:20

Suki coming up, we got Aldo coming up. Aldo,

1:11:23

there! He's

1:11:26

going to point at the weak spot of

1:11:28

the creature and I would like to aid

1:11:30

Aldo in his attack. Alright.

1:11:33

He was in a cult check, the weak

1:11:35

spot of the creature. You shut

1:11:37

your mouth when you're talking to me. Eris'

1:11:39

turn. Eris, this thing is right next to you.

1:11:42

Does it have you grabbed? It does have

1:11:44

me grabbed which isn't cool so

1:11:46

I feel like it's going to attack me. So

1:11:48

I'd like to use a focus point

1:11:51

to cast Needle of Vengeance. And

1:11:56

I name myself as the target that

1:11:58

it cannot attack. Nice! Wow.

1:12:02

So yeah, I'm just like, if you attack me, I'm gonna be

1:12:04

so effin' mad. And just

1:12:07

to confirm, that's only verbal, right? That

1:12:09

spell? Um, let

1:12:11

me see, it's a mental spell. Is

1:12:14

it one action? Oh, it has the manipulate action.

1:12:17

So it needs to flat check. Okay, I gotta roll a...

1:12:19

Okay, you know what? DC 5, John.

1:12:21

You got this. How

1:12:23

hard could this be? A-Z. Path.

1:12:28

Yeah! Alright, huge.

1:12:30

Unfortunately, needle of vengeance has the

1:12:32

mental crit. It is

1:12:35

immune to mental. Oh, cause it has

1:12:37

so many minds. So many mouths. If

1:12:39

only we had learned that on our

1:12:41

successful recall knowledge check. It

1:12:44

is immune to crits. And cold.

1:12:47

And mental. And mental. And

1:12:50

things we already knew. I considered telling

1:12:52

you and moved on with my life.

1:12:54

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,

1:12:57

cool. Anything else? I'm going to

1:12:59

cast which one of these. Which one of

1:13:01

these? Alright, she's gonna follow

1:13:03

suit with what Atticus just did,

1:13:06

and tear a piece off the base of the

1:13:08

statue and fling it at it. Yeah!

1:13:12

Telekinetic projectile. Also flat check. Also

1:13:15

quick flat check. Quick flat check. Path.

1:13:18

I wish that was my roll. Um.

1:13:23

So that is a 29 to hit. That's

1:13:26

a hit! Nice! So that's gonna be...

1:13:28

Oh, I love the image. 30

1:13:31

points a damn! Holy shit!

1:13:36

Holy shit! Alright. That

1:13:39

was a good throw. A good

1:13:41

throw. I'm saying your own name. I almost

1:13:43

said my own name. Call me by your

1:13:45

name! Call me

1:13:48

by my name! Say my name! Anybody

1:13:52

got any peaches around here? Shoo!

1:13:56

Shoo, kids, you heard Terry. Hi! Suki,

1:14:00

you're alright? Father Bubbles says. Suki

1:14:03

looks at Father Bubbles and you

1:14:05

see this like fire forming in

1:14:07

her hands and she looks at

1:14:09

Ethel. And she's

1:14:12

so fucking mad. But

1:14:14

then she's like, no I shouldn't kill Ethel,

1:14:16

it's not his fault he's attracted to Father

1:14:18

Bubbles. We all

1:14:20

are, including the clown. Not all

1:14:22

of us. Especially the clown. And then she turns

1:14:24

to her tiny murder cousin. Oh! I'm

1:14:28

forever blowing bubbles.

1:14:32

Yay! Yay!

1:14:38

Wow! Wow! Wow.

1:14:43

I think that's worth a bottle of water. Yeah!

1:14:47

Kid, kid, take a bow, take a

1:14:49

bow. That's all you gotta do, download

1:14:51

an MP3. Who knows the door to

1:14:53

stay no? I'm

1:14:56

forever blowing bubbles. Serenity

1:14:58

come over her face as she imagines

1:15:00

the soundtrack in her brain. And

1:15:03

then she just shoots the flame

1:15:05

at the creature instead

1:15:08

of Ethel. And? Singes

1:15:11

Ethel's eyebrows. 31 to hit. Hit!

1:15:15

31! 31! That's 20 points of

1:15:17

fire damage. Man,

1:15:19

you guys can take this out before Eris

1:15:21

goes. That would be great. She commands

1:15:23

Pepsi. Pepsi's going

1:15:26

to move over on top

1:15:28

of the dead body. Who cares? Move

1:15:30

Suzy as well. My bad,

1:15:33

my bad. Alright, now Pepsi's gonna take a

1:15:35

bite. Pepsi moves on

1:15:37

top of the dead body. And I'm flanking.

1:15:39

Rude. And I'm flanking. I heard you. Ha!

1:15:43

No! What did you do?

1:15:45

Oh no! Did that snake Nat 1?

1:15:48

Nat 1! Oh no! You

1:15:50

know why? Because Pepsi has a

1:15:53

skinny cock. He is a... He

1:15:56

probably does. It's not really an

1:15:59

insult. Wow

1:16:01

it's considered praise among the

1:16:03

same heart good heart you

1:16:06

get for desecrating

1:16:09

a body that's gonna be a

1:16:12

melee fail bumblebee

1:16:14

bumblebee bumblebee all right baloney say

1:16:16

let's go to Chad from st.

1:16:18

Paul I

1:16:24

said is it you

1:16:26

Chad all right this

1:16:28

one is called diseased blade

1:16:30

that you how about diseased fang is

1:16:33

that you Chad no I said you

1:16:35

said a bit I talked to you

1:16:37

too if you kill Pepsi I swear to God

1:16:41

I'm gonna fuck you up I know you if

1:16:43

Pepsi dies well it's not fucking well

1:16:46

well okay read the fumble read

1:17:01

Chad's fumble oh

1:17:03

yeah diseased

1:17:07

blade you

1:17:09

are worthless characters clumsy

1:17:12

miss causes you to

1:17:15

nick yourself with your

1:17:18

fat allowing diseased poisoned

1:17:20

blood to enter your own

1:17:23

body but this makes so much

1:17:25

sense cuz there's a snake yeah

1:17:27

yeah dude this is really fun venomous what

1:17:29

happened how did you let this happen Michael

1:17:31

it's the bacteria in the snakes mouth all

1:17:33

right it's like Michael's in the audience can

1:17:35

we go dragon because this should should never

1:17:40

have gone through this is hot

1:17:42

this is horrible okay I'll say

1:17:44

I can save him go ahead

1:17:46

does the snake have to roll

1:17:48

up or did you say you

1:17:50

immediately the snake immediately contracts a

1:17:53

disease like an

1:17:55

actual to eat disease her be oh

1:17:57

no and you have Jesus.

1:18:03

Alright, so it's, god, roll

1:18:05

a d4. We

1:18:07

have to look up the caddie. Me? Okay. I'll

1:18:10

pick a disease. Two. That's

1:18:13

tuberculosis. Oh

1:18:16

my god. Is it actually? Actually

1:18:20

it's tuberculosis. Has he had TB?

1:18:25

The snake got tuberculosis from its own

1:18:27

bite. I've seen this before. That's

1:18:29

the snake's... Okay, alright. Actually, this

1:18:31

isn't bad. This isn't bad. This isn't bad.

1:18:33

Pepsi Fortitude Save. Does the snake have lungs?

1:18:36

Yeah. Yeah, I agree. What a good review.

1:18:39

Google it. Oh no. Oh

1:18:41

no. Troy's doing biology. Oh no. Tiny little

1:18:44

lung. What's your fourth save? We are stupid.

1:18:47

Love you, Nick Lowe. Eighteen. I

1:18:49

just rolled a natural two. And then I rolled a natural two. I'm not sure.

1:18:52

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

1:18:54

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

1:18:56

not sure. I rolled a natural two. And that

1:18:58

is the success. Oh, okay. He is not

1:19:00

infected by tuberculosis. Oh my God. This is

1:19:02

the best part. This is the best part.

1:19:04

If Pepsi failed, the

1:19:07

onset is one week. Be

1:19:09

amazing. It would be 2025. Before we actually call

1:19:11

them. We'd be back here. We'd be back in

1:19:13

Saint Paul. I get to see Pepsi not. Pepsi

1:19:16

would like... Yeah, he starts coughing. Pepsi already? Blood.

1:19:19

It's okay, Pepsi. Illness is bad. I'm

1:19:21

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not

1:19:23

sure. It's okay, Pepsi.

1:19:26

Illness is not metaphor. All right,

1:19:28

Chad. It turned out to be amazing. Great work. Thank

1:19:31

you, Chad. Still okay in my book. Are

1:19:33

you done with your dumb snake? Yeah, I'm

1:19:36

done. All right. It's Aldo's turn. And

1:19:39

then it's the proto-Chagat. Oh my God. All

1:19:41

right. Aldo, or Atticus is going to

1:19:43

attempt to aid with occultism.

1:19:47

He rolled a 28. Okay. That's

1:19:50

a crit now, right? Because it's down to 15. It's up to

1:19:52

you. I think that's fine. All

1:19:54

right, so plus two. Yeah, especially your adventure of

1:19:56

occult seeing what occultism is. And

1:19:58

we're side by side. together on this

1:20:00

yet. Hit him right in the mouth. All right. Yeah,

1:20:03

two right there are Australians in

1:20:06

the crowd tonight. Come on, kid. Did

1:20:08

they criticize your accent at all? No,

1:20:10

they, they again, just like Georgia

1:20:13

and Austin said it was fine.

1:20:15

Georgia? Fine. So, I'm gonna...

1:20:18

Did they say it was fine like you had a big heart?

1:20:20

Yeah. You

1:20:23

got a skinny accent. Yeah, what did you guys

1:20:25

mean? Was that like, was

1:20:27

that like passive aggressive or was

1:20:29

it... Do you mean it was

1:20:31

like adequate? Like what'd you mean?

1:20:34

They're discussing it now. They're discussing

1:20:36

it. They're looking at each other

1:20:38

like, oh, on the show, what

1:20:40

did you mean? What'd you mean?

1:20:44

What? I

1:20:47

don't understand what he said. Oh, it's like you're from the

1:20:50

Outback. I can't understand that guy's accent at all. So

1:20:53

how was the sex? Fine.

1:20:56

Fine. I think they

1:20:58

said it was really good. Yeah. So...

1:21:01

Oh, you're from Australia? How's my accent? You

1:21:04

have a good heart. No, just

1:21:06

think about that flow of... No, no,

1:21:08

no. They said it was really good.

1:21:10

So I'm gonna set about proving them

1:21:12

wrong. Sorry,

1:21:14

I'm going to run across... Sorry.

1:21:18

I'm gonna run across these toils

1:21:20

here on the ground. Toils

1:21:23

made. And I

1:21:25

get in a closer position so I can... And

1:21:29

I'm gonna throw. Are

1:21:33

you a great aligning bum in

1:21:35

this creature? Are you up, Suki's

1:21:37

dress? Where are you? I

1:21:40

don't know. You moved to where Suki was. You moved on to Suki, maybe

1:21:42

right now. Oh, sorry, there you go. Get out

1:21:44

of here. This is the first time I've

1:21:46

been glad Olivia Newton-John is dead. Ah,

1:21:51

man. Welcome

1:21:54

to the party, pal. Alright,

1:21:56

alright. So, I'm gonna fry. All I'm gonna fry.

1:22:00

Dry dry dry dry dah

1:22:02

right a lot bang boom

1:22:04

at these creature, okay plus

1:22:06

two Circumstance John, uh, okay.

1:22:09

That is a that

1:22:11

is a 39. Oh Yeah,

1:22:13

that would have been a crit. It's a gold Would

1:22:16

have what I damage Okay,

1:22:19

so that is 30

1:22:22

points of damage Yikes and

1:22:25

what kind of damage electricity

1:22:27

damage? Okay, what I am

1:22:29

and they are flat-footed To

1:22:32

all the takes see until

1:22:34

they beginning of my

1:22:37

next Alright

1:22:43

so off-guardage for this poor soul

1:22:45

and is that your turn that

1:22:48

piece might You guys did

1:22:50

not dispatch. No way. No, no, I have one

1:22:52

more attack. I have one more attack tired

1:22:58

I'm gonna throw What's

1:23:03

my fraud slowed and off guard

1:23:05

I'm gonna throw in moderate

1:23:08

issued place Oh Play

1:23:14

oh baby Right,

1:23:17

that is a 20 Because

1:23:21

it is off guard He

1:23:28

dies gonna be close gonna be

1:23:31

Put it hey, it's near death.

1:23:34

Okay near death. Okay. Wait, wait,

1:23:36

wait. Okay roll. Well All

1:23:39

right that is that is that

1:23:41

is Are

1:23:45

this the speeches killing? That's

1:23:51

a That is 35

1:23:53

points of acid Oh and

1:24:00

acid blast yes because of my

1:24:02

great my striking rune striking on the band

1:24:04

the bandage on the bandage on the bandage

1:24:07

on and you kill it everyone

1:24:18

all right oh father

1:24:21

yeah father I'm I'm quite hurt

1:24:23

are you all right let

1:24:25

me lay hands on you yes

1:24:30

lay your hands upon me I'm fine Oh

1:24:33

okay Aldo do you

1:24:35

need a massage no

1:24:38

no I died I don't

1:24:40

want you to leave big purple marks all over my back

1:24:43

I think you'll find them

1:24:45

very gentle we all

1:24:47

learned at the seminary how

1:24:49

to massage okay Pepsi

1:24:52

are you alright you bit yourself

1:24:54

are you okay oh Pepsi

1:24:57

I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I shouldn't have commanded

1:24:59

you to go over there why

1:25:01

didn't you protect him none of

1:25:03

you protected Pepsi oh is he dying

1:25:06

what is he

1:25:08

gonna make it do you think yes he's going

1:25:10

to make it okay

1:25:17

tiny murder clown yeah how

1:25:20

how are you

1:25:23

here how do you

1:25:26

know what we've gone through we've

1:25:30

traveled here the puzzles we sold

1:25:34

secrets we had to unlock the

1:25:36

people we've defeated to get to

1:25:38

the Mysterium yeah I had

1:25:40

a dream and walked in through the front door

1:25:45

I cannot tell you how happy

1:25:47

I am to see you I

1:25:50

have never been happier oh how

1:25:52

about a cuddle okay

1:25:56

and he puts out his arms and he goes in

1:25:58

for a hug Oh Are

1:26:00

we hugging you? Yeah, let's hug it up

1:26:03

everybody cuddling's what I do for it's

1:26:12

not a hug unless you're a part of it. You're

1:26:16

so soft. I

1:26:18

don't know what their problem is. Okay, well we can hug. I

1:26:21

think we can all hug. Hey,

1:26:23

is your puppet here? Yeah, yeah,

1:26:25

yeah. She pulls it out of her cloak. It

1:26:28

got it got hurt earlier, but oh

1:26:31

he's great. I

1:26:33

thought maybe we'd meet again, so I

1:26:36

wanted to show you something because you were so

1:26:38

nice to me last time. He has something to

1:26:40

show you too. Oh and he reaches

1:26:44

into the...

1:26:46

He reaches

1:26:48

into the... He reaches into like

1:26:50

a sack that he's

1:26:53

got on his belt and he sticks his

1:26:55

hand in there and he's kind of rummaging

1:26:57

around and he's like, um yeah have

1:27:00

you ever have you ever had

1:27:02

a meal that sticks with you for

1:27:04

like five years? No.

1:27:06

Well I have and I want you

1:27:08

to meet my friend and he pulls

1:27:11

out of a puppet on his

1:27:13

hand and it's this like

1:27:15

coppery greenish skin like

1:27:18

heavily muscle bound puppet

1:27:20

with these big thick

1:27:23

strong arms and

1:27:25

he's got like a like a bald

1:27:27

head and little tusks and

1:27:29

his hair little there is comes up

1:27:31

in like a samurai bun

1:27:33

and he goes, oh

1:27:35

I call him Mr.

1:27:38

Vittles. He's magnificent. Hi.

1:27:40

When I killed myself

1:27:43

by the

1:27:47

tree I took the soul of the other

1:27:49

puppet and I wanted to show you the

1:27:51

soul but maybe you

1:27:54

can have it for your puppet. Do

1:27:57

you know how to put a soul in a

1:27:59

puppet? Yeah. Could

1:28:03

you put a soul in Mr. Viddles? Yeah, here

1:28:05

you go. She

1:28:09

does it and your puppet comes alive. No

1:28:14

role necessary. Flavor. Cool

1:28:16

pal. Flavor, flavor, flavor. He's

1:28:19

alive but like Tiny Murda Claus' hand is still

1:28:21

in him. He's

1:28:23

alive. The puppet now can only

1:28:26

talk to you. Oh. But

1:28:28

you still have to do the

1:28:30

hand. Oh yeah, of course. Of course. Wow.

1:28:34

Atticus, do you like my puppet? His

1:28:38

name's Mr. Viddles. He's the tastiest

1:28:40

soul I ever ate. I

1:28:42

don't know why. For

1:28:45

a moment I enjoyed it and then

1:28:48

suddenly I felt a dark foreboding

1:28:50

feeling. Oh. As if I was

1:28:52

being mocked. What?

1:28:55

I can't explain it. I can't. It

1:28:58

makes no sense. No, that seems... What connection

1:29:00

do I have to this silly puppet? None. Why

1:29:03

would I care that you wear it on your arm and mark

1:29:05

it? As if it was no. As

1:29:08

if it was never alive. I

1:29:10

think he's taking it a little too seriously. I didn't do

1:29:12

it. It's just a fucking puppet. Oh my

1:29:14

God. Not that deep. Whatever.

1:29:17

Hey Aldo, Atticus, can I talk to

1:29:19

you in private for a minute? Yes,

1:29:21

please. Please. Father. He

1:29:24

pulls you aside and he's like... Father, can I talk to you

1:29:26

in private for a minute? Yes, please. Fucking in

1:29:28

private. Yes, we should come down here. Uh,

1:29:31

does one of you bring up an HR matter, I think? Am

1:29:35

I being replaced by a fucking clown? You

1:29:41

told me I had job security and

1:29:43

room to grow. Yes, yes.

1:29:45

We did indeed say that. However,

1:29:47

Aldo and I have spoken and while

1:29:49

we are very impressed with your work,

1:29:52

it really is stellar. Unfortunately,

1:29:54

there are other

1:29:56

layers to your employment. Well,

1:30:02

there is seniority of course, but there are,

1:30:04

we discussed this, there is the issue of,

1:30:07

we have a policy here

1:30:10

and we frown upon

1:30:13

relationships in the workplace. And

1:30:17

as of late you may

1:30:19

have perhaps, it has not

1:30:21

been proven violated the harassment

1:30:23

policy. This policy. I never

1:30:25

signed a handbook. I

1:30:28

never saw one. Well, we gave you

1:30:30

a handbook. It was sent to your

1:30:32

address. It was mailed to your home. Yes. You

1:30:35

mean as we went on a thousand mile journey down

1:30:37

a river? Well, you

1:30:39

did honestly, that is not our problem. He

1:30:41

did click the box, he ticked the box.

1:30:45

Yes, the policy is we mail

1:30:47

the policy to you and it

1:30:49

states all the rules of your

1:30:51

employment. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Am

1:30:53

I being fired right now? No,

1:30:55

no, no, no, no. You just,

1:30:58

you know, soon when we leave the Mysterium,

1:31:01

we'll have to, I got

1:31:03

alimony and child support to pay. I know. Do you

1:31:05

know what my wife said to me? I

1:31:08

have to have thought of that before you started

1:31:11

so disgustingly displaying your affection. No,

1:31:13

no, no. I see what's going

1:31:15

on here. I

1:31:18

see what this, this is discrimination. No,

1:31:20

discrimination. Sorry,

1:31:23

discrimination. You just don't like

1:31:25

neck mounds. That's what's going on right here,

1:31:27

isn't it? That's what this is. Well.

1:31:30

No, no, no. On the contrary, Eris has

1:31:32

been quite lovely to have as part of

1:31:34

this company. You however

1:31:36

are searching yourself in a way that

1:31:39

is rather unpleasant. Are

1:31:41

you good? First Eris, then Father Bubbles.

1:31:44

What's going on with you? Father Bubbles and I have

1:31:46

a spiritual connection. Are you guys talking about me? Father

1:31:49

Bubbles, can I, can I speak to you privately? Yes,

1:31:52

you see, Father Bubbles looks upset. I

1:31:56

noticed. Shut

1:31:58

up. Father,

1:32:03

Dick, could I call you Dick? Please do. Dick,

1:32:09

I noticed you... They're

1:32:11

in the dark. You looked... As

1:32:14

Suki's talking, Pepsi is like weaving

1:32:16

between his legs and back around.

1:32:19

I noticed you... Please,

1:32:22

go on. I

1:32:25

noticed you looked a little upset, a little

1:32:27

off. Oh, I was

1:32:30

trying to hide it, yes. You

1:32:33

wear your heart on your sleeve, I

1:32:35

understand. I just see these other combatants,

1:32:37

they're so brave, so strong, and I

1:32:39

feel so helpless. I

1:32:41

was having a crisis of faith. Perhaps

1:32:44

I have dedicated my life

1:32:46

to this God! Oh,

1:32:51

God! Instead, I should have

1:32:53

been hitting the gym. These

1:32:56

just feel like so much of... I

1:32:59

wish that I could... I wish that

1:33:01

I could fight and protect you. I

1:33:05

don't need you to protect me. You know,

1:33:07

Father... Dick... Yes.

1:33:12

You're strong in so many other ways. You

1:33:14

realize that. Well, my faith is strong. Your

1:33:17

faith is strong in... other

1:33:20

things, and... Listen.

1:33:22

Yes. I'll be frank with

1:33:24

you, Dick. I

1:33:28

don't... I

1:33:30

don't like... She looks

1:33:32

back at Aerith and Ethel. I

1:33:35

don't like to share... if

1:33:37

you know what I mean. Oh, shit. All...

1:33:43

tomato. I...

1:33:49

think I... understand.

1:33:52

I love that we've turned this show into

1:33:54

all the shows that Tate likes. Yeah! Tate

1:33:57

likes it! She has insidious...

1:33:59

It's actually planted in our minds.

1:34:01

I drama! She has turned

1:34:04

the glass cannon. It's like glass cannon

1:34:06

on the Bravo network. It's turned into

1:34:08

a Bravo! Go on. I've

1:34:14

lived a long time, and I've taken

1:34:16

many lovers, and I've had multiple

1:34:18

at the same time. My goodness. And

1:34:21

that's just totally cool with

1:34:23

that. No, no. I am SMI,

1:34:27

but there comes

1:34:29

a point when I want

1:34:31

things all to myself. Till

1:34:34

now, I always got

1:34:36

by on my own. I

1:34:40

never really cared until

1:34:43

I met you. So

1:34:47

I understand. You know,

1:34:50

my weakness is I

1:34:52

care too much. You

1:34:54

have to seize that as a strength. She

1:34:58

twirls her hair. Really?

1:35:02

Huh. You

1:35:05

have to attend. Oh,

1:35:10

that's perfect. Read

1:35:12

her a little. Damn,

1:35:15

she like loves when a guy negs her shirt.

1:35:19

It's a mystery method. Have you seen

1:35:21

the movie Hitch? So

1:35:26

I feel as though we're at an impasse. What

1:35:30

path will you take? Well, she

1:35:33

was... Same with an abacus, a small abacus. Sure,

1:35:36

soon we will have to rest. There will

1:35:38

be many confessions this evening. I

1:35:41

will conduct them all in private and pray to

1:35:43

my God to

1:35:45

find the answer. Until then, stay

1:35:48

alive. You

1:35:51

too. As Pepsi weaves

1:35:53

between his legs, crawling up his

1:35:55

leg and then coming back on Asuki's

1:35:57

arm and around her shoulders. I

1:36:00

normally I wouldn't do this, but I have

1:36:02

to do this. I apologize I have to

1:36:04

reveal my desktop because I have to show

1:36:06

what many people may have not seen the

1:36:08

Vancouver poster What is what

1:36:11

which is what you're enacting right now? There's

1:36:16

Suki there's bubbles Thank

1:36:20

you. It's weaving up. Julie is a

1:36:22

witch Angelina's a witch art imitate life

1:36:24

life imitate art actually amazing

1:36:28

And then Suki that's

1:36:30

my favorite depiction of an elf ever

1:36:32

by the way. Yeah, so good I'm

1:36:34

gonna be with Pepsi it also looks

1:36:37

like Sydney how yeah

1:36:39

amazing. Thanks does you

1:36:41

mean? hot By

1:36:48

the way gotta say not to divert again, but real

1:36:50

quick it is Wonderful

1:36:53

to come back to st. Paul. We've been here three

1:36:55

years in a row. This is fantastic We've

1:36:58

added you know added it to the slate

1:37:00

yearly. It's wonderful. This show will always

1:37:02

be very special to me Because

1:37:05

it is the first show that Sydney

1:37:07

joined the live tour And

1:37:11

it's made it better ever since This

1:37:22

is the site of the pickle story. Oh

1:37:24

the pickle story is also a classic, but

1:37:27

that's a story for another day We digress okay,

1:37:29

we digress see on tour away. Sexily back

1:37:31

up the hallway Suki Yes,

1:37:34

I'm quite hurt. Would you mind?

1:37:37

Oh, I thought that was father bubbles calling me

1:37:39

that oh, I'll help you there Okay,

1:37:41

one. Oh, thanks father bubbles Thank

1:37:44

you. I might I have some I'm deeply

1:37:46

conflicted about my conversation with my

1:37:48

employers I might have to discuss it with you later.

1:37:50

Are you okay? I thought you look haunted. I'm

1:37:53

always haunted Actually

1:37:56

true if you've loved this

1:37:58

I have and had your love cast

1:38:00

aside in favor of

1:38:02

practicality? No. You two

1:38:05

would be honest. I haven't. I'm always the

1:38:07

one doing the breaking up with, so no,

1:38:09

I don't understand. Kind

1:38:11

of top energy, if you know what I mean. Anyway,

1:38:17

there you go. Healed

1:38:19

up, whatever. What

1:38:21

are we doing now? Says Father Bubbles. I

1:38:24

want to try to turn this angel's head again. Okay.

1:38:28

Can I do some sort of... I'd like to do a knowledge check.

1:38:30

Can I do a thievery to see

1:38:32

what mechanism is working here and perhaps

1:38:34

if we're missing something. Alright,

1:38:37

here we go. Amazing

1:38:39

Amazing Rat Dye gives

1:38:41

us a 27. 27,

1:38:44

okay. Thievery. You

1:38:46

get 38 points back, Ethel. Are you

1:38:48

good? Yeah, I'm good.

1:38:50

Thank you. Thank you, Suki. You're

1:38:53

welcome, Ethel. I'm a little down. Iris,

1:38:55

of course. Please, let me help you. I'm going to

1:38:57

get half a hip point from Father Bubbles. Oh,

1:39:00

so round it down. I

1:39:02

am exhausted. We must rest soon. That

1:39:06

takes everything. Yeah. Thank

1:39:09

you so much. How does she do? You're

1:39:11

so great. How does she do that? That

1:39:13

is fucking amazing. Someday I will heal more

1:39:15

than one. Shall we? You're

1:39:18

turning the head. Turn the head. Yeah,

1:39:21

and I'm looking at the mechanism with

1:39:23

Seabree to try to roll. Because they

1:39:25

all, upstairs, you turn them with ease.

1:39:28

They stayed in place. This

1:39:30

one, you feel like you

1:39:32

almost get the sense that something is

1:39:34

blocking it, but not here. Like

1:39:37

it's blocked at the source.

1:39:40

You know that when you turn all these heads, like another gate opens. So

1:39:45

they're tied into that gate. Maybe there's- Perhaps there

1:39:47

is an order in which they need to be

1:39:49

turned? Maybe there's another head we

1:39:51

need to turn? Perhaps we must turn another head

1:39:53

first. Let's go- The side to the north, where

1:39:55

that other- The side to the south. Right.

1:39:59

Is it? To

1:40:01

the north. There's plenty of us. Let's split

1:40:03

up. No, no, no, I don't think that's

1:40:05

a good idea I leave the

1:40:07

clown and the witch. No, I agree with

1:40:09

the small clown. I don't think we should split up

1:40:11

Yeah, we should stay together my last group

1:40:14

split up and what are these dead bodies?

1:40:16

Yeah, it's a prayer for them How

1:40:21

about what don't we save the prayer for all

1:40:23

the bodies on the level at the end of

1:40:25

the level There's probably

1:40:27

more I did not know you to be a man

1:40:29

I can take care of the corpses I'll

1:40:35

just walk over into this. Don't worry

1:40:37

about me. Yes tiny murder clown does

1:40:39

wondrous things with corpses Oh father this

1:40:42

way and Atticus like turns him away

1:40:44

from tiny murder I mean just shoving

1:40:46

his fist into the ribcage and I gently walk

1:40:49

into the mouth I'm not a priest I'm

1:40:53

not a priest I

1:40:57

Atticus walks him toward the north. Yeah toward the

1:40:59

north. We all said we start heading toward the

1:41:01

north Sukey suggestion. What

1:41:03

is this shit? What some like amazing?

1:41:07

Geometric rug or something? What is that

1:41:09

shit father bubbles? What does this mean

1:41:11

Atticus says what is this shit? My

1:41:15

god My god

1:41:17

Memphis that's his name What

1:41:20

I say when I exclaim My

1:41:23

god, this rug I Don't

1:41:26

know what it is. It's just shapes. Oh,

1:41:29

is this just Is

1:41:31

this just Davy Maps like going

1:41:33

off and crushing it's beautiful, isn't it?

1:41:35

Oh, there's another statue over here. All

1:41:37

were told the Arcana level would be

1:41:39

beautiful I've never seen it with my

1:41:41

own eyes It looks like there's some

1:41:43

paper and some quill over here on

1:41:45

this wall so much death though another

1:41:48

body and a book Oh another one

1:41:50

body Yes, a book a

1:41:52

book. All right, so you

1:41:54

come up to this area

1:41:58

and It's a library And

1:42:00

in fact, where you fought the proto-Chagost,

1:42:02

there were books there as well, but

1:42:04

you guys are just moving on, not

1:42:06

searching bodies, not searching books. Fair books?

1:42:08

Oh shit, wait, shit. This continues to

1:42:10

be the library here,

1:42:12

but this section, oh, on

1:42:15

the shell, looks like it

1:42:17

contains shelves of books and

1:42:19

manuscripts. Manuscripts? Manuscripts?

1:42:21

Manuscripts, we don't want any

1:42:24

manuscripts. Pertaining

1:42:27

to evocation-focused spell-cathletes.

1:42:29

Cursery-glance, the works

1:42:31

go into the

1:42:33

philosophical detail on

1:42:35

the manifestation and

1:42:37

manipulation of magical

1:42:39

energy. And

1:42:41

many of them, I think, Atticus, you

1:42:43

would recognize as textbooks used

1:42:46

in arcane colleges throughout the inner

1:42:48

sea. I'm sure you've studied these

1:42:51

from time to time. Rick

1:42:53

Steves' Evocation. One

1:42:59

entire shelf looks like it holds

1:43:01

tomes devoted to the subject of

1:43:04

using magic as part of large-scale

1:43:06

warfare. And

1:43:09

on the body lies yet another

1:43:11

body. On

1:43:20

the ground lies yet another body. You

1:43:22

search it, there is a magical staff

1:43:26

and it's wearing a magical

1:43:29

armor that has a potency root

1:43:31

on it. Oh shit! I

1:43:35

will identify it. Identify it.

1:43:38

Plus three, plus three, plus three. Yeah,

1:43:41

probably. Yeah,

1:43:43

there's no way. I

1:43:48

was just doing Pathfinder Society at a random store

1:43:50

guy. I could

1:43:52

just resign. I'm

1:43:55

happy to just go home. Be my children

1:43:57

again. No,

1:44:00

no. Would that leave

1:44:02

a long-term opening? It

1:44:06

depends. What's your travel budget? Not

1:44:16

high. All right, so 33 are Connor on the

1:44:18

staff to identify.

1:44:25

Staff, right? Staff and magical armor. Oh,

1:44:28

and the magical armor. So you are

1:44:30

trying to identify the magic on

1:44:33

this body. Again,

1:44:35

simple methods. And one

1:44:37

of the gods. Oh, shit. This guy

1:44:39

is going to come out again. Is this one of

1:44:41

the guys that I came in with? It is. You

1:44:43

recognize the face of this young man. In

1:44:46

his whole life, I had to put him down. He's dead. I'm

1:44:48

sorry. Can you ping the body on found? Oh, is it just

1:44:50

the one that's kind of right in the middle of all this?

1:44:52

Yeah, it's a dead body. It's between all of you. Got it. It's

1:44:55

the one that I'm looking at while, like, sort of licking

1:44:57

my lips. Oh, I knew this man.

1:45:00

What was his name? Oh, his name

1:45:02

was Michaelson. Michaelson?

1:45:05

Michaelson? What was his

1:45:07

first name or last name? What was his father's name?

1:45:10

Mickey, Melissa, Marcus,

1:45:12

Peter, Timothy, and

1:45:14

Michaelson. Yes, Michaelson. Jameson.

1:45:18

Oh, no. Oh, sorry. Oh, no. Disney's

1:45:20

taking notes. It's

1:45:23

Michaelson. Oh, no. Writing a draft

1:45:25

email. He was a good

1:45:27

man. He wanted to be a baseball player. I'm

1:45:30

not writing a draft. Yes. He

1:45:32

had all the skills, and now

1:45:34

he's dead. That game endemic to

1:45:36

the North American continent? Oh, no.

1:45:39

From which I come? It's huge in Kedira.

1:45:41

What is the fucking stop? Oh,

1:45:44

sorry. I was just mourning over the

1:45:46

loss of this. This is the future

1:45:48

of shortstop for the

1:45:51

Kediran cutters. He looks like

1:45:53

a finesse player. Yes, he had all

1:45:55

five tools. What is the stop? But

1:45:57

he will never be drafted into wars

1:45:59

or. into the major leagues.

1:46:03

But he is dead. But please go

1:46:05

on and steal from

1:46:07

his corpse. Father, I didn't

1:46:09

know you. I

1:46:12

wouldn't have touched anything, Father. I

1:46:16

know you wouldn't. I'll steal. Come on, Suji.

1:46:19

What is this stuff? Yeah, let's go, Eris. A

1:46:21

couple things happen. You. Look

1:46:24

at this. And you're like,

1:46:26

holy shit. This is a

1:46:28

plus one striking, disrupting staff.

1:46:31

And the armor is plus

1:46:33

one leather armor with a

1:46:35

plus one armor potency rune.

1:46:38

Collecting the piece of the last transparency. Oh, excuse me.

1:46:40

It's plus one leather armor, but it's like all broken

1:46:42

up. And so you can kind of like

1:46:44

take it apart so that you'll have a plus one. You

1:46:46

can just take out the rune. Yeah, you can take out

1:46:48

the rune. Oh, that's fucking awesome. So yeah, you basically, the

1:46:51

armor is useless, but you can take that rune out

1:46:54

and put it in your john. However, as

1:46:56

you guys are arguing over this corpse's

1:46:58

body, all of you hear this sound

1:47:01

that's like, what? And

1:47:03

just, you

1:47:05

feel the air around you stiffen.

1:47:08

Any noise, crackling

1:47:10

torches or whatever in the area.

1:47:13

Everything goes crazy silent. Roll for initiative.

1:47:15

Oh. Oh,

1:47:18

wait. Well, if there

1:47:21

was a silent stop, we're dead. The

1:47:24

entire party speak for yourselves. What

1:47:26

did you get? Whoever.

1:47:30

Richard Bubbles rolled a 20. Ethel,

1:47:33

what did you roll? So

1:47:37

weird that you would come to St. Paul and lie about

1:47:40

your initiative. I was a natural 19, my friend. Oh yeah.

1:47:43

What did you get? Eric. Suits.

1:47:51

Holy shit. Aldo. Uh, 24. You're

1:47:54

11th level, camera. Quite. Quite.

1:47:58

Quite weird. Twin teeth. elder

1:48:04

20 y shit, okay when

1:48:08

a 25 I Don't

1:48:11

know what he's got all right correction. It's a

1:48:13

41 for a boy. Oh I

1:48:18

just looked at my forage to save number perception

1:48:20

stop flying. It's always good to look at your

1:48:22

forage. All right I'll tell the truth your role

1:48:25

initiative Atticus. What you get you Caitlin. That is

1:48:27

Another natural 18 on the rat Wow

1:48:32

What's the total 38 you got

1:48:34

a loaded dive cuz there's no way you would

1:48:36

roll naturally No, that died loaded is it No,

1:48:41

no, that's not just got the rat. She

1:48:43

says no she's adamant and angry that I

1:48:45

even went up Got

1:48:47

the rat stuff the rat stuff. You got

1:48:49

the rat stuff baby

1:48:53

Round one something is rotten in

1:48:58

Two characters have not given their initiative I

1:49:00

have I Sorry,

1:49:03

you might have forgotten there's nine characters playing.

1:49:06

Oh, oh, I don't have tiny murder clone

1:49:09

Tiny murder clone. I'm so sorry. What did you roll? Sorry? I got

1:49:11

a 23 20. It doesn't matter anyone They

1:49:14

really don't just put me at the bottom

1:49:16

I have everyone's initiative and father

1:49:19

bubbles got a 20 and it's yet again at the bottom

1:49:21

Ethel it's your turn something is going

1:49:24

on here. You see especially your arcane

1:49:26

companions your lover and the rat They're

1:49:29

bristling with some she has to change.

1:49:31

She has a name She

1:49:33

has a name Troy. It's okay to call me just

1:49:36

lover For me, not

1:49:38

for him. Oh All

1:49:40

right, so I but I see nothing you

1:49:42

see As

1:49:45

I'll tell you what you see You

1:49:47

see something the area has started to

1:49:49

glow it seems like there's a glow

1:49:51

that has filled the periphery of the

1:49:53

room and Started to

1:49:55

extend it to the hallways, but there's a

1:49:58

definite like aura

1:50:00

or area to it. Kind

1:50:04

of closing you all in in this

1:50:06

library. Alright, until someone, one of the

1:50:08

arcane, uh, knowing characters

1:50:11

can go, I will delay. Okay. Okay. Cheer

1:50:14

for a good delay. Yeah!

1:50:19

Love a good delay. Atticus,

1:50:22

it's your turn. I

1:50:26

also delay. No. Alright,

1:50:28

no I can't, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. In this series, I

1:50:30

can not, I can not. I can not. My

1:50:34

training is in action. Tells me I must

1:50:36

first take an action. Okay. To

1:50:39

see if I can understand what's happening here. I

1:50:41

would like to do a knowledge check, perhaps. I

1:50:43

have knowledge. Arcana, oh. Oh!

1:50:46

Is it Arcana? Is it a cultism? Alright,

1:50:48

do you want to try and identify magic? Yes.

1:50:52

Alright. Arcana or

1:50:54

a cult, which should you be? Whatever

1:50:58

you want. This gentleman said Arcana

1:51:00

in the audience, and since he's GMing the

1:51:03

game, I will do Arcana. I trust that,

1:51:05

uh, gentleman. Here we go. Oh!

1:51:07

Oh! God damn it!

1:51:11

I hurt myself. You

1:51:13

fought for the table? I

1:51:16

really hurt myself. It's like the sounds

1:51:18

I make standing up now. Because I'm

1:51:20

old. I

1:51:22

rolled a 25. Knowledge

1:51:25

Arcana. Come on, man. 25 Arcana by the

1:51:27

skin of your ween. Oh.

1:51:31

Love a good ween. Ween. He's wearing

1:51:33

a shirt. You... My ween

1:51:35

shirt! Ween! Gotta

1:51:38

love ween. Oh, Shinde. At

1:51:40

the skin of your ween,

1:51:44

you immediately know what's happening here. But you don't

1:51:46

know what the implications are. Do you want to

1:51:48

know, or do you want to talk to your

1:51:50

friend? Uh, I want to know

1:51:52

the implications. The implications seem very important. I'm

1:51:55

also very scared. A

1:51:57

resilient sphere has been formed around the world.

1:52:00

Oh, there is like a

1:52:02

sphere of pure force that is holding

1:52:04

all of you in this room. It

1:52:06

doesn't feel that way. It feels like it's

1:52:08

trapping you in here. Upstairs,

1:52:12

before you came down here, you walked into

1:52:14

a room and similar library, books everywhere. So

1:52:16

it's a fucking library. And words

1:52:18

were flying out of the books and

1:52:21

you like determined which books were throwing

1:52:23

out those words and you were able

1:52:25

to destroy or counteract those words. Something

1:52:28

is happening in here, like the magic

1:52:30

from these tomes is coming to life

1:52:32

and putting you all in this sphere, but you

1:52:34

don't understand why. Okay,

1:52:39

I don't understand why and it feels like

1:52:41

we're being trapped in, okay? This

1:52:45

is amazing and bad at the

1:52:48

same time because you never know when

1:52:50

to use all your

1:52:53

shit. Especially when it's a long

1:52:55

crawl and you got a long way to

1:52:57

go. But I'm just gonna fucking do

1:52:59

it because I'm in St. Paul, we're live. So

1:53:04

if you were in like another city, you wouldn't

1:53:06

do this. No, no. Not

1:53:08

worth it. Would you do it

1:53:10

in Minneapolis? No. No, no, no.

1:53:13

Dude, they're so full of themselves over

1:53:15

there. Like, Minneapolis is so much better.

1:53:18

I'm not with him. Maybe it's more

1:53:20

of a Shelby villain. I'm

1:53:22

a big St. Paul fan. I

1:53:25

like St. Paul. I like the St. Paul Saints! I

1:53:27

like minor league baseball! I like

1:53:29

the purity of this small town. What are you gonna do? He

1:53:33

is going to identify that something seems to be

1:53:35

trapping us in here. He is going

1:53:37

to pour everything he has into

1:53:40

breaking this spell. I

1:53:42

am going to cast Dispel

1:53:45

Magic, heightened to level 6.

1:53:49

It is one of the most powerful

1:53:51

spells I have for this entire journey.

1:53:53

Dispel? Are we gonna go into

1:53:55

the land of Counteract? I'm gonna go into the

1:53:57

land of Counteract, which is fine. just

1:54:00

need to... I'm just gonna

1:54:02

do it. It might be a waste but I really think

1:54:04

in this case based on what he

1:54:06

told me I feel the spell

1:54:09

magic should really work it should just fucking

1:54:11

shut the thing down. Alright how many actions

1:54:13

is that because you used one to two

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