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This. Week on the God Pot. Stop

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making stupid people famous and make me

0:05

famous. How stupid do I have to

0:07

be the be famous again Jesus or

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you gotta do is fight Mike Tyson.

0:11

You wanna fight Mike Tyson? Yeah.

0:15

I'd and think so. If it means that

0:17

I can be famous, I could probably take

0:19

couple punches to the jaw. Maybe

0:23

I should. Started dating website. ah I think

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that invite a lot of trouble. I don't

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I don't think out there for you. Know

0:31

he would get it, would get hacked. The

0:36

search results only pop up. How to

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get to know Jesus Will that's on

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Google or on you to. I haven't

0:42

seen a proper answer to this question.

0:44

So does your first problem. You're asking

0:46

questions you're on the road to becoming

0:49

an atheist. Welcome

1:02

to the God part. I'm the Lord

1:04

thy God. Thanks for joining us today!

1:06

I'm here today with my son Jesus

1:09

Christ for my yolk is easy and

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my bird in his lights. Hello God

1:13

Matthew Eleven Thirty four Yeah how you

1:15

doin' You. Want some eggs? You.

1:17

Have a yoke like an egg

1:19

is that is that? where the

1:21

eggs come from? And Easter Eggs

1:24

Zachary Gay! Guy. Exactly.

1:26

A Exactly the I can tell I'm

1:28

going to be using this grungy, corny

1:31

smile faced a lot today. it was

1:33

in yolk spelled Y O L K

1:35

It was spelled Why? Okay, He in

1:38

the Bible Let's get moving. It's

1:41

get moving. on to a

1:43

discussing the Oscars. Oh dun

1:45

dun dun dun Ryan Gosling

1:47

said I'm going to leave

1:49

every mega church worship pastor

1:51

in the dust of. He.

1:55

Is performance over I'm Just

1:57

can was spectacular. Oh so.

2:00

The guy they save the best song

2:02

for a last the at the Oscars.

2:04

Ah it was a huge dance number.

2:06

he was work in the states he

2:08

was work in the floor. He

2:11

got Margot Robbie involved in Credit

2:13

Gerwig. It was amazing! I had

2:15

a ball get a little reunion

2:17

thing with Emma Stone. Congratulations to

2:19

all the millionaires and billionaires on

2:21

giving themselves awards. It was

2:23

wonderful to see them to adding wants.

2:26

I'll be back Patting themselves yeah we

2:28

don't get to see spend a couple

2:30

months since we gotta see them patting

2:32

themselves on the back and as being

2:34

truly joyful. So congratulations to them once

2:36

again. Yes, We're very happy for them.

2:39

But seriously, great job Ryan Gosling on that song

2:41

of Those Gates I'm just got it should. I

2:43

went after after that performance and said it was

2:45

the other two hundred, one thousand and stuff. Instead

2:48

of are the best picture went

2:50

up and harmer. Which

2:53

I'm sorry. I get that it was

2:55

a well made movie. production. quality, directing

2:57

all that. But. If. I.

3:00

Think it was so exist overrated.

3:02

Yo yeah ends Christopher Nolan. When

3:04

he's up for Oscars, he's like

3:06

an automatic seal and winner. Like

3:08

no offense to that. This is

3:10

a certain procedures as his first

3:12

one. That is one is it.

3:16

Well. For. Best sex or union.

3:18

Shows. That you know? Yeah,

3:20

I know again those that

3:23

partner movie where Oppenheimer's like

3:25

oh roads I hope someone

3:27

tells the truth of this

3:29

story someday. Oh. And. I'm

3:31

dislikes. Who. as the

3:34

different things he is. Pat

3:36

on the back. Ah the director

3:38

to the given himself. Anyway, I

3:40

was a great oscars overall. John

3:42

Cena. Got. Naked. Oh

3:45

yeah, he did. Not. Get

3:47

Straight Women and Gay man Roy

3:49

Jesus Christ See John Same as

3:51

Bodies Yeah, that was exclusively for

3:54

those two demos and lesbians were

3:56

likes. Of. Those the new Birkenstocks I was

3:58

a great to eat. It was a fun. Bit though

4:00

it was spun out of was a twenty

4:02

twenty five years ago. maybe more their baby

4:04

Fifty years ago there a stalker are not

4:07

a soccer streaker during Oscars asked him now

4:09

what was I thought it had to do

4:11

with this thing that he's promoting is only

4:13

fans now I didn't have to deal with

4:15

app. I did hear about that and Jimmy

4:18

Kimmel was like wouldn't it be great. If.

4:20

That happened again. somebody street

4:22

across the stage and then.

4:25

He. Resists coming out in the bed.

4:27

Was he really naked behind that thing he

4:29

was wearing like a socks. And

4:31

who are who he was covered.

4:33

yeah I saw behinds that hi

4:35

I am willing to do that

4:37

for the next Oscars. Okay everybody

4:39

O S Big Audible John same

4:42

as it Call Gods Agent now.

4:44

Jesus. You've been kind of doing that

4:46

for thousands of years. As as true, actually,

4:49

Not. By choice, but they they always put up

4:51

like a nekkid. Like statue of

4:53

you. And yeah, to churches Our

4:55

yeah in earlier yeah ribbed abs. The.

4:58

Show me every step of the way

5:00

dealing with that cross while naked. While.

5:03

Wearing that thorn crown on my head.

5:06

And it's I ate. The reason

5:08

why I don't go to church

5:10

these days. Only the reminders I

5:12

had to walk basically nude. Out

5:14

and about. And. Everybody gets a

5:16

look at my admittedly high body.

5:19

And then other at the end of

5:21

the show. Jimmy. Kimmel read

5:23

out a tweet from Donald Trump.

5:26

Who. Was. Panned: His

5:28

performance. And. Then

5:30

he up and said isn't a passer

5:32

jail time. And. He brought down

5:35

the house. Yeah that was great if that

5:37

was a real posts from Donald Trump. I

5:39

didn't believe it at first, I just thought

5:41

it was a bit. but then I went.

5:43

So glazes chomp we don't say the actual

5:45

word her. That was a real. Post.

5:48

From Chump and I couldn't believe it's

5:50

I went looking, I went googling and

5:52

sure enough there was. On.

5:54

Lies Social. And.

5:56

just imagine chump having nothing

5:59

better to do, but

6:01

watch the Oscars and

6:03

complain about them. Well,

6:05

and nothing worse for him than having

6:08

all the celebrities laugh at him. Nothing,

6:10

nothing would drive him more crazy. That's those are the

6:12

people that he wants to love him the most. So

6:16

now great, great job, Jimmy Kimmel. Now he's

6:19

going to use that as fuel to actually

6:21

become president again. Cause

6:23

last time when Obama made front of him, in front

6:26

of all the celebrities, he

6:28

used that as fuel. That's true. He's powered by

6:30

hate. Hate can move

6:33

mountains. Yeah. Well,

6:35

he was going to run anyway, so I

6:37

thought it was hilarious. Yeah, it was good.

6:39

It was good. I'm not going to say

6:41

that I watched this. I watched the highlights,

6:43

Jesus. Oh, I watched every minute, all

6:46

three and a half hours. It started an

6:48

hour earlier. It's earlier started at 7 p.m.

6:51

When that was kind of nice 7 p.m. Eastern.

6:54

So Jesus, you could get to bed on time. Yeah.

6:56

Yeah. It was done by a 10 30. Let's

6:59

get on to some other news, Jesus. Let's

7:01

do it. This dude made me, made me

7:03

happy. Dear baby Jesus,

7:06

please let Mike Tyson knock Jake

7:08

Paul, the F out. Amen.

7:11

You got it. Wish granted. Yeah. So

7:13

Jake Paul is going to be fighting

7:15

this Mike Tyson guy. Sounds

7:17

like Mike Tyson will win

7:19

this. I feel like Mike Tyson's got a bit

7:21

more experience. Yeah. I

7:25

for one could not be happier. I

7:27

have never been a fan of the

7:29

Paul brothers. Uh,

7:32

I don't understand why

7:34

they're a thing, why they're famous

7:36

probably because of the YouTube algorithm

7:38

or some nonsense and,

7:41

uh, they're

7:43

totally kind of crazy and

7:45

ignorant and whatever. Not a

7:48

fan and this, but, but you know

7:50

what you want to F around and find out.

7:53

Go ahead and fight Mike Tyson. Okay.

7:55

There's a little game. Maybe you ever heard of

7:57

it. It's called Mike Tyson's Punch Out. Gary.

8:01

A clinic and he's gonna. He's.

8:04

Gonna punch you out. To.

8:07

Fall Said This fight is

8:09

happening July twentieth in Texas

8:11

and is gonna be free

8:13

on Netflix. Oh

8:15

My. God. Really? You don't even have it

8:18

repaired? Who don't even have to do paper

8:20

view? you can. Just if you have netflix

8:22

you can watch it cites or as gonna

8:24

be huge. Here's. The thing? Whether

8:26

or not he wins against Nog the

8:28

F out. You. Know. It's

8:31

another huge win for his

8:33

career. Which. Is yeah, just.

8:37

Is already a superstar. There's no going

8:39

back at this point. Stop making stupid people

8:41

famous and make me famous. I don't

8:43

have stupid to. I have to be to

8:45

be famous again. Jesus or you gotta do

8:48

is fight Mike Tyson. You wanna fight

8:50

Mike Tyson? Yeah

8:53

I'd and think so. If it means that

8:55

I could be famous I guess I could

8:57

take no us. I could probably

8:59

take apart a couple punches to the jaw.

9:02

Just. A couple years I have a more

9:05

than that I would just be was why

9:07

was in my fight with the Easter Bunny

9:09

live streamed on Netflix? We should have orchestrated

9:11

that. Said. I

9:13

was would have. I haven't figured out

9:15

how to hijack the algorithm here on

9:17

Facebook. The edges I'm trying. Okay, okay

9:19

okay. We're. Gonna wear that. We're

9:22

we're doing, we're doing we're videos man.

9:24

Home. Don't. Worry Jesus

9:26

all have you fighting Mike Tyson? Real

9:28

so I don't want to fight him.

9:30

I'm signings you up for the zebra

9:33

is eat my booty sees a viewer

9:35

to this is almost like a second

9:37

crucifixion. Ssssss. But who knows my place

9:40

in his old you know is what?

9:42

like sixty. This.

9:44

Is this is. This. Is crazy

9:47

Mike Tyson? Age a fifty seven.

9:49

Wow. That sounds dangerous. But.

9:51

He looks good said though in

9:54

Jake. Paul is twenty seven thirty

9:56

year age gap. Know it's

9:58

it's in own a matter. It happens

10:00

my tight they everybody wins. He's. Going

10:02

to be fifty eight by the Tyneside app

10:04

pens I'm concerned, but on Netflix I'll watch.

10:07

I didn't rise as we're going to be

10:09

unsafe. sex. Or

10:12

I jesus, I've been asking a

10:15

lot of questions on a Facebook

10:17

lately. And this is one

10:19

that was Huge. Oak I

10:22

asked one day. What?

10:24

Are some gays secrets?

10:26

Straight people don't know

10:28

who writes pretty good,

10:30

right? Yeah. They. Are

10:32

so would you like to hear some of the

10:34

answer is yes Yes yes I I probably know

10:36

all of them as a gay person myself by

10:39

let me say me, I'll learn something new. Or

10:41

right? We have no desire to indoctrinate

10:43

you, and we wish you'd leave us

10:45

the app alone. A man.

10:48

He. About one was from Charlotte climber, a

10:50

former gas to my god, oh that one

10:53

of our first guess Yeah, I love her.

10:55

Oh right. David says, we really

10:57

truly do know each other. We

11:00

do We really, we really truly

11:02

do know each other. All of

11:04

us suspect that is true. Get

11:06

us through Jesus Jesus can confirm

11:08

your next one. Neil. says.

11:11

That. If we can control or impulses to

11:13

stare at you and desire to hit on

11:15

you. You. Can do the

11:18

same with regards to

11:20

women Us doping creeps

11:22

straits. Oh snap.

11:25

That. One had four point three thousand

11:27

likes low. The. Ah, alright here's

11:29

one. From. Suzanne.

11:32

That. Straight parents can be or

11:35

fiercest allies and most vocal

11:37

supporters. Love. Mom. Oh

11:39

that suitcase do well that's

11:42

true. Ah, the question was

11:44

addressed to have a waste.

11:48

Of decision. It's a lovely com and just

11:50

the clothes for just of opposite fifty. You

11:52

know, have to be fun time. Before the

11:54

evidence or it Lena says, people can maintain

11:56

friendships with members of the gender they are

11:59

attracted to without. friendships being a

12:01

threat to their romantic partners.

12:03

Yeah there's such thing as

12:05

platonic friendships. It's possible y'all.

12:08

It's like me and you Jesus. But wasn't

12:10

the point here that it between

12:12

gay friends isn't that what? Oh

12:14

I don't know I guess

12:16

I'm kind of dumb and I lost some thread on

12:19

that one. Jennifer says we understand that

12:21

people who are the loudest and most

12:24

outspoken against us are usually

12:26

the gayest behind the scenes. Is

12:30

that true Jesus? Yeah yep that's actually

12:32

me. The

12:34

gayest behind the scenes. But you're the gayest

12:36

in front of the scenes too. Well

12:39

you think this is gay just wait

12:41

until off air. I don't even tell

12:44

you about it because you're my dad.

12:46

We think yeah you're like a holding

12:48

back on the pod. Yeah. Okay.

12:53

Next one.

12:58

Kevin says we grow up playing

13:01

a version of ourselves that

13:03

sacrifices authenticity to minimize humiliation and

13:05

prejudice. The massive task of our

13:07

adult lives is to unpick which

13:10

parts of ourselves are truly us

13:13

and which parts we've created to protect

13:15

us. Ooh

13:17

that one's deep. That one's deep right? Yeah

13:19

you're basically a different person until you come

13:21

out then you get to be your true

13:23

self. Robert

13:26

says that we have always been here and

13:29

will always be here. Hashtag

13:31

unstoppable. Yes. It's

13:33

true they gay people have always been here.

13:35

It wasn't Adam and Eve it was Adam

13:37

and Steve. That

13:40

you know what that's a fact. I've

13:43

been wearing this rainbow sash for an

13:45

eternity. This wasn't just some like 2004

13:47

thing. This was the

13:50

year four thing. Okay

13:52

here's an interesting one. Adam

13:55

says queer time theory the age at

13:57

which we came out matters just as

14:00

much, if not more, than

14:02

our chronological age. Ooh.

14:06

I wonder what that means. Does that mean cause

14:08

like you develop over time as a queer person?

14:10

What age did you come out? Jesus. I think

14:12

you were like 2000. Yeah,

14:15

it was about 2000, maybe 2001. So

14:17

really you're only like 24 years

14:20

old. Yeah, it's

14:22

true. That's my gay age. You

14:24

got another, um, nine

14:27

years to live. Oh, great.

14:30

A lot of time in gay year. No, no, no, no, you're in

14:32

heaven. Uh, Jeffrey

14:34

says that being authentic is truly

14:37

liberating. Oh, right.

14:39

Did you like this, this, this community

14:41

discussion on the God base? This is

14:43

great. Look at all these wonderful humans

14:45

that are online. You know, so

14:48

much hate sometimes, but here's a lot of

14:50

love. And finally, this is the one that

14:52

got the most comments. Matt

14:55

says God loves us the most.

14:58

Don't tell. I

15:02

can confirm that this is true. I

15:04

love gay people the most

15:07

and Australians and,

15:10

and everyone. Okay. I love everybody equally.

15:13

Don't make me choose. That's

15:15

not a good, that's not good. Okay.

15:19

Let's, uh, all right. Let's

15:22

move on to the next one in a

15:24

related subject. Jesus, this was a huge one.

15:28

All right. You ready for this? Yeah.

15:31

All right. I

15:34

asked the question straight

15:36

men. What's the strangest thing

15:38

you've been told not to do

15:41

because quote, that's gay unquote. And this

15:43

one, this one got a lot of

15:45

responses and there was a lot of

15:47

like, you know, support of

15:50

ness in the comments. Would you like to hear some? Yeah,

15:53

let's hear it. All right. I

15:55

commented seeing the Barbie movie

15:57

and me forbid loving it. I

16:01

was I was told that was no good James

16:03

says when I was a teen in

16:05

the 80s other guys said masturbating was

16:08

gay dude. I was thinking about

16:10

ginger Lynn at the time How

16:13

is that gay? It's

16:15

the best. It's just the best Mark

16:18

says hug another man. F

16:21

that I'm grateful for all of my people

16:23

and they're all getting hugs. Oh Aww

16:26

Damn right. Yeah normalize Platonic

16:29

friendships people Yeah,

16:31

show affection for your fellow male

16:33

friends if you two are a

16:35

male It's okay and stop

16:37

thinking that you're so hot that everyone's gonna

16:40

cop a boner when they hug you. Yeah

16:43

Okay, you're not that hot Well,

16:46

some of you are but you're no you're no Thor Okay

16:51

Justin says just the fact that

16:53

so many have commented here should give us hope

16:55

should give hope to us all That

16:58

good well-adjusted and emotionally aware men

17:00

exist. Yeah, right There's

17:02

too much attention on the negativity on

17:05

the internet. Here's a nice positive thread

17:08

Mm-hmm Jamie

17:10

says I was in cheer in high school, but

17:12

you know what I had the best time doing

17:14

it No,

17:16

well, you know who else was in cheer in high school?

17:20

Me George Bush George

17:22

Bush. Yeah, so don't don't think that

17:25

you know You know

17:27

you can just oh you're in cheer and that means you

17:29

get no you can be a total

17:31

jerk and start an unnecessary War, I don't know

17:33

if that helps That

17:37

says give another man any kind of compliment

17:39

or tell them that I love them True.

17:42

Yeah, you're not allowed to do that

17:44

because honestly the list of things in

17:47

the past that you could be accused Being

17:50

gay for its limitless. Oh Yeah,

17:52

well and a lot of it stems from

17:55

growing up like I'm seeing this one comment

17:57

from Kyle who said getting sweet or sweet

18:00

fruity drinks at a bar. If it tastes good, I'm

18:02

going to drink it. You

18:04

know, you get bullied in school. Oh, why'd

18:06

you bring apple juice? That makes you gay.

18:08

Oh, and then, and then you

18:10

have to stop drinking that because you fear people

18:13

are going to make fun of you. It's like,

18:15

no, my thing can be spun. My favorite one

18:17

is, oh, you're eating a

18:19

banana, huh? It's

18:21

pretty good. Putting a phallic object

18:24

in your mouth. Gay. I

18:26

eat a banana every day and not in

18:28

a gay way. I just like bananas. But

18:31

it's not that there's anything wrong with that. Of

18:33

course. Rich says going to the ballet

18:36

opera musicals and enjoying them all. Yeah.

18:38

You're not allowed to like musicals in

18:41

their world. Uh, what else?

18:44

Eldon says cook, like I

18:46

enjoy food and cooking. Yeah.

18:49

You're not allowed to cook, but meanwhile,

18:51

like the most famous and rich cooks

18:53

in the world are all men. Yeah.

18:56

So what's up with that? You

18:59

should really be encouraging your sons to

19:01

become master chefs. Yeah.

19:03

I mean, they can go on TV and be a jerk

19:05

or online. I

19:09

mean, there are major like tick tockers and

19:11

Instagram. Oh my goodness. Let me tell you,

19:13

if you want retention on your videos, you

19:15

just put up menus, like two recipes and

19:17

people that have to watch to the end

19:19

if they want to see the recipe and

19:22

like ASMR videos of like spreading

19:24

butter on a warm

19:26

bun. Oh, gets people

19:29

going. Did you, you

19:31

like to spread your butter on a man's warm

19:34

buns? Uh, I do.

19:36

And I also like to watch videos

19:39

of a biscuit having butter spread

19:41

on it. Oh yeah. Uh,

19:45

Billy says dressing nicely, showing feelings,

19:47

understanding the inequality between men and

19:49

women, caring about the environment, respecting

19:51

Taylor Swift. Yes. Yes. Yes.

19:54

And yes. Uh,

19:56

getting fruity drinks at the bar. You said that.

19:58

Yeah. I love. good pina

20:00

colada, Jesus. If

20:03

you like pina coladas, it doesn't mean

20:06

you like... I'm a pina colada person. If

20:11

you like pina coladas, it

20:14

doesn't necessarily mean you like pina's.

20:18

That was pretty good, right? You didn't see that coming. That

20:20

was good. That works well. It's good. It's good. All

20:23

right. That was really fun. And the

20:25

comments of people supporting

20:27

this. It was the

20:29

best comment section ever. Thank you,

20:31

humans. We love you. Bless

20:34

you all. All right. That was fun.

20:37

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22:02

Congratulations! I have been believed in

22:04

myself since forever. All

22:08

right, let's see what they said. I

22:10

love myself enough to not

22:12

believe that I was created by a

22:14

guy who hates me. I don't hate

22:16

you. And I'm sure

22:19

I sound like the stereotypical 14-year-old

22:21

atheist right now, but religion

22:23

was making my life so much worse.

22:25

And I feel so much better just

22:27

saying, I don't believe in God. Honestly,

22:30

I feel better when I say that too. It

22:33

relieves so much pressure. Everyone I've talked to about

22:35

this has taken a tone of, oh,

22:37

this must be so hard. I support you.

22:40

Or stuff that's the opposite of what

22:42

I want. Like, oh, you

22:44

should get into the occult. Here's how I

22:46

pray to Lucifer. And I kind

22:48

of just want people to be happy for me that

22:51

I feel like I'm kicking a bad mental

22:53

habit. Again, I'm sure

22:55

I sound edgy as fudge here,

22:57

except he didn't really say fudge.

23:00

But my emotional relationship to religion

23:02

felt like an alcoholic's relationship to

23:04

the bottle. And I feel

23:06

like I stopped self-harming, and it's just

23:09

weird that people are being so artificially

23:11

gentle about it rather than actually encouraging.

23:14

Anyways, if you have a second,

23:17

please just indulge me and say

23:19

something nice about me rejecting God.

23:23

It takes courage to say, you know

23:25

what? I'm rejecting God, and not this

23:27

God that I'm talking to right now,

23:29

mind you. We're talking

23:31

about the God that is

23:33

evil, that is standing – Republican God. Yes,

23:36

Republican God. We have here God-pot

23:39

God. The actual

23:41

God. Yes. The real one.

23:44

Who's totally cool and tired of being misrepresented

23:46

and totally loves you, and is totally cool

23:48

if you don't believe in me because I

23:50

made atheists. All

23:54

right. Well, good for you, atheist. You

23:56

know, I'm really happy. Congratulations on thinking

23:58

I'm a total jerk. Now

24:03

watch this clip and you'll think God's cool. Okay,

24:08

okay, okay. Here's another

24:11

one from our atheism, Jesus. Did

24:13

you like that? Did you like that, humans? Yeah.

24:16

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

24:18

Yeah. Here's another

24:21

one. Our atheism says, I

24:24

feel sorry for my cousin and I told

24:26

her there is no God. She

24:28

almost melted down. My

24:30

cousin is 44 and wants to

24:32

have kids in the future. In

24:35

the past, I have told her to freeze her

24:37

eggs when she was in her

24:40

30s and she totally dismissed

24:42

me. The other day I

24:44

was talking to her and mentioned there were

24:46

other options like getting a sperm donor and

24:49

I told her she should be seriously thinking

24:51

about her options since she is in her

24:53

mid 40s. She

24:55

told me that she was waiting on God

24:58

to send her a man and

25:00

give her everything and would

25:02

be okay if God's shoes is not to give

25:04

her a child and a husband. Oh,

25:07

that's so stupid. It's sad. It is.

25:09

I just blurted out there is no

25:11

God. So you need to do something

25:14

dummy. She, I added

25:16

the dummy. She immediately had like a

25:18

malfunction and was like, what do you

25:20

mean there's no God? I

25:22

backtracked and just let it go. I just

25:25

feel sorry for her that she does

25:27

not realize she has agency in her

25:29

life. I hate religion for warping

25:31

people's sense of reality and agency. Anyway, that

25:33

was just a rant. I

25:36

think she's probably pissed at me and I lost

25:38

a friendship. Wow.

25:41

That is so sad,

25:44

Jesus, because people, you

25:47

know, she's waiting on me. I don't

25:50

even know who this is. You know?

25:52

Listen, you want me to get you

25:54

a man? I can't even get you

25:56

a man. even

26:00

get myself somebody. I've been

26:02

a bachelor for infinity years.

26:05

Oh here we go. For millions of

26:08

years and you want me to play

26:11

matchmaker for you?

26:14

It's just the height of

26:16

insanity Jesus. If you're waiting

26:19

for God, if you're blaming

26:21

Mercury being in retrograde, if

26:23

you're blaming your horoscope, ladies

26:26

and gentlemen, it's not any of those

26:28

things. It's a you problem. You got

26:30

to take matters out of your own

26:32

hands. And I say that with love.

26:34

This is some tough talk from Jesus.

26:37

I feel so like

26:39

attacked just then because I

26:41

believe in all that stuff. And

26:44

Jesus, I have been taking matters into

26:46

my own hands for

26:48

millions of years.

26:51

He's got the whole world. I've been

26:53

taking matters as in

26:55

my genitalia into my

26:58

hands. Did you get the joke? Oh, I did

27:00

not at all. That went right over my head.

27:02

Yeah. So

27:06

anyway, poor lady. Oh, please

27:10

wake up. I hope that she finds someone.

27:12

Yeah. I mean, if you're still in your

27:15

mid 40s and you're waiting for God to

27:17

send you a man, I think it's time

27:19

to just download Tinder. And it reminds me

27:21

of that joke where it's like there's a

27:23

guy that's sitting on top of his house

27:25

and there's a flood and then a

27:27

helicopter comes by a boat, two boats come by and

27:30

they're like, hey, do you want us to help you

27:32

out? And he's like, no, God will save me. And

27:34

then a helicopter comes by and he's like, no, God

27:36

will save me. And then he dies. He drowns and

27:38

goes to heaven. And then and then

27:40

he's like, God, why didn't you save me? And I'm

27:42

like, dumbass, two

27:45

boats and a helicopter. You

27:49

know, I've said she's probably had lots

27:51

of chances. Yeah. To

27:53

settle down. But she

27:55

was waiting for you to like personally introduce

27:57

her to some guy or something. Maybe

28:00

I should start a dating website. Huh. I

28:03

think that would invite a lot of trouble.

28:07

I don't think that would go up for you. Yeah,

28:10

no. It would get hacks. That's

28:14

the tip of the iceberg, I think. That's the tip.

28:16

That's just the tip. Just the

28:18

tip. Just the tip. Good luck to

28:20

that person. That's my final thought. We've

28:22

never done this before, but I've

28:25

been... The last week, I'm proud

28:27

of myself because every single day,

28:29

I have recorded and edited and

28:32

put out a new AITA post.

28:35

And why? Because some people really love

28:37

them. The engagement and

28:39

the retention on them is really high. And

28:42

there's people that really love it on the Facebook.

28:45

Anyway, we've never done this before. Would

28:47

you like to do some? Oh,

28:50

yeah. Let's do it. Yeah. Okay. So basically what

28:52

happens here is I read it. And

28:54

then afterwards, we judge. We

28:57

judge. I love judging.

28:59

Let's do it. Are they the

29:01

A-hole? The devil. Okay, here we

29:03

go. Am I the A-hole for

29:05

taking my grandchildren to Disney for

29:07

the first time without their mother

29:10

and refusing to apologize when confronted?

29:12

My son made this account and asked me

29:15

to post this story because he claims any

29:17

normal meter is skewed and the internet is

29:19

going to tell me I am an A-hole.

29:22

I recently babysat my grandchildren, five

29:25

and four, for a period

29:27

of four nights and five days. So

29:29

my son and his wife could attend

29:31

a wedding in Mexico and spend

29:34

a few days on vacation. Well, that

29:36

was nice. Yeah. They approached

29:38

me since her mother would not be available.

29:40

And I initially said I wasn't comfortable with

29:42

that. It seemed like a long

29:44

time to watch the kids. And she point-blank

29:46

told me that the woman's family is more

29:48

important than the man's. So I

29:51

was irritated. I was being asked and not her

29:53

mother. I will admit that I

29:55

did give in when my son became very emotional,

29:58

but I felt and feel like they were. being

30:00

manipulative. While I had the kids,

30:02

I was invited to a birthday at Epcot and

30:04

wanted to go. It didn't even

30:06

occur to me to run it by my son

30:09

or daughter-in-law, as I had the kids for an

30:11

extended period of time and obviously they knew they

30:13

would be going where I went. My

30:15

daughter-in-law had previously mentioned wanting to save

30:18

up for Disney. It's obviously Disney World.

30:21

Disneyland doesn't have the Epcot. Right,

30:23

right. My daughter-in-law had previously

30:25

mentioned wanting to save up for Disney World, but

30:28

she said that about a lot of things and

30:30

never made me aware it was something super special

30:32

to her. Also, it was Epcot.

30:34

It's not like I took them to the

30:37

Magic Kingdom and they had some magical moment

30:39

of seeing their favorite character. What a slam

30:41

on Epcot! Epcot

30:45

sucks! Epcot sucks, yo. It's the

30:48

Magic Kingdom. I love Epcot. No,

30:51

I do too. You can drink around the world. I

30:54

went recently, Jesus, and went on the Guardians

30:56

of the Galaxy ride. Have you been on

30:58

that? I have not. How was it? The

31:00

best ride I've ever been on in my

31:02

entire existence. Everybody

31:05

wants to rule the world, was playing

31:08

in the background. Oh, that's a song

31:10

you'd like. When

31:13

they returned and found out, my

31:15

daughter-in-law was furious and burst into

31:17

tears. She said I stole one

31:20

of her kids' first moments and

31:22

called me entitled. To be

31:24

honest, I didn't react well to being called

31:26

entitled when she was the one

31:28

who had previously demanded babysitting. My

31:31

son asked me to apologize as she

31:33

was distraught over missing their first Disney

31:35

World trip, but I declined and asked

31:37

them to leave. My son reached

31:39

out again and said I should have

31:41

asked for something that big and his

31:43

wife feels robbed. I know she

31:45

is a huge Disney person, but again,

31:47

it was Epcot. Not

31:50

quintessential Disney, and I don't feel I should

31:52

have had to miss out on a birthday

31:54

party I wanted to attend. I

31:57

told my son I am not apologizing for

31:59

anything. And maybe they should think about

32:01

how they made me feel when they didn't respect

32:03

my initial note. My son feels like the internet

32:05

is going to show me the error of my

32:07

ways. And you know what Jesus?

32:11

The internet? They agreed

32:13

with her. Yes! 100%! She

32:17

was kind enough to be babysitting

32:20

these kids. As she notes, that

32:22

puts them under her control.

32:24

She gets to make the decisions. Mom

32:26

and dad get to go fly

32:29

off to Mexico, have fun y'all! I'm

32:31

going to take your kids to fake Mexico.

32:34

Why are you so offended by

32:36

that? And like mom said, like

32:38

grandmom said, it's Epcot. It's

32:40

not the Magic Kingdom. They still haven't seen

32:42

the big old castle and Mickey and Minnie

32:45

Mouse and all those classic attractions. This

32:47

is fine. You are anything but

32:49

an asshole. Ma'am. Watch

32:52

your language Jesus. Get the rest Jesus! Jesus

32:55

I like to say a-hole. Because

32:58

you can't say naughty words here on the

33:00

book of pages. I keep forgetting. Please,

33:03

Jesus Christ. They're going to take this

33:05

post down again. Anyway,

33:07

probably not. But anyway,

33:10

I rule that you are not

33:12

the a-hole. And not because, you

33:15

know, I do think it was kind of messed

33:17

up to take them to Disney World without asking.

33:19

But you know what? They

33:22

had the money and they chose to go

33:24

to Mexico. Real parents

33:26

would have prioritized taking their kids to

33:29

Disney World. And like

33:32

I took you Jesus back

33:34

in the Bethlehem days. And I also

33:37

rule not the a-hole because it was

33:40

just Epcot. Epcot. It

33:42

don't count. And grandmom said

33:44

that she had been invited to a birthday party.

33:47

So what is she supposed to do? Not go

33:49

to the birthday party because she has to babysit

33:51

her grandkids? No, that's

33:54

a perfect opportunity to bring the grandkids

33:56

to the second or third best park

33:58

in Disney World. Alright

34:01

Jesus, that was it, we got through it. That

34:03

was our AITA post. I

34:05

hope you enjoy it. I will be posting that Jesus. Heck

34:09

yeah. I hope to post a

34:11

lot of these videos this week. They're fun to

34:13

read and answer. Alright Jesus, maybe

34:15

these will make some good reels. Are you ready for

34:17

some jokes? Why is Jesus

34:19

terrible in bed? Why am

34:22

I terrible in bed? Because

34:24

it takes him three days to rise. Okay,

34:30

good, very good. That was good that you didn't laugh.

34:33

I like that. Perfect. Well, yeah,

34:35

I mean, this joke is insulting

34:37

to me. That's exactly how

34:39

they deliver it. It's so deadpan. Alright,

34:41

here's another one. A priest wants to go on

34:43

a vacation, so he calls his rabbi friend and

34:46

asks if he would handle his parish for a

34:48

month. The rabbi replies, I

34:50

guess I can definitely handle the sermons

34:53

as I'll just preach from the Old Testament, but

34:55

I wouldn't have a clue what to do with the

34:57

confessional. Confessions are easy,

34:59

the priest says. Just watch me and you'll

35:02

get the idea. So the priest

35:04

goes in the confession box and a woman comes

35:06

up. Forgive me, Father, for

35:08

I have sinned. I slept with

35:10

two men. The priest

35:12

replies, say to Hail Mary's, put

35:14

a dollar in the collection box and you

35:16

will be forgiven. The woman

35:19

thanks him and leaves. The next

35:21

woman comes up. Forgive me,

35:23

Father, for I have sinned. I

35:25

slept with two men. The

35:28

priest replies, say to Hail Mary's, put

35:30

a dollar in the collection box and

35:32

you will be forgiven. The

35:34

woman thanks him and leaves. The

35:36

next woman approaches. Forgive

35:38

me, Father, for I have sinned. I

35:41

slept with two men. The priest

35:43

replies, say to Hail Mary's, put a dollar in

35:45

the collection box and you will be forgiven. The

35:48

woman thanks him and leaves. This

35:50

is easy, the rabbi says. I can

35:53

handle it. You take the

35:55

next one and I'll watch, the priest replies. So

35:58

the rabbi goes in the confession box. And

36:00

the next woman approaches. Forgive

36:02

me, Father, for I have sinned. I

36:05

slept with a man. The rabbi

36:07

replies, so sleep with another.

36:10

They're two for a dollar. So

36:13

bad. It's

36:16

a long one. For so

36:18

little payoff. The people in the chat seem to

36:20

like it though. Oh, good. Good. That'll

36:22

be a good reel this week. Did

36:26

you like it, Jesus? Give me some good laughing that I

36:28

can edit in. The two

36:30

for a dollar. Hold

36:35

on, hold on, hold on. That

36:42

was so funny. I puked. Okay.

36:45

All right, Jesus. Here's another quick one. Jesus.

36:49

Yeah. What's the difference

36:51

between Jesus Christ and a portrait

36:53

of him? Why? It

36:56

takes one nail to pin the portrait.

37:00

Ouch. What a cool guy.

37:02

He can, he can laugh at himself. I

37:05

can. I mean, it happened so long ago at this point. It's

37:08

just, it's a water under the bridge. Really.

37:11

You're a cool guy, Jesus. And I just know God gets so

37:13

happy making fun of me. I

37:17

just have to let him do it. Cause about

37:19

the thing that I let that I let happen to you. Yeah.

37:23

That, that, that thing that you let happen

37:25

to me. That thing I did. I just

37:27

realized I didn't have my mic up this whole

37:29

time. Jesus Christ. Oh, I

37:31

didn't even notice it was missing. That's

37:35

always something next time, Jesus, I want

37:37

you to go keyboard input for

37:39

your, your eyes. Keyboard

37:42

input for my eyes. Got it. So

37:45

that you can look at me when I asked you to

37:47

look at me, look at me, look at me. And

37:50

I want you also this week, you, you need to watch Dune

37:52

and Dune too. You

37:55

ever watched Dune? You need to watch Dune and

37:57

Dune too. You have no idea. I am not

37:59

watching Dune and Dune. Dude, Jesus Christ,

38:01

I watched Barbie, okay? For

38:06

you. You didn't do it for me.

38:09

This movie, Dune 2, is like Barbie

38:11

for dudes. For bros. And

38:15

you're a total bro, so you'd love it. Well,

38:19

uh... I'll think about it.

38:21

You still... Honestly,

38:24

oh yeah, that's why we don't do that. There's

38:27

so many movies that I want you to see

38:29

that you haven't seen. I know, I know.

38:32

I'll think about Dune. Have you ever

38:34

seen this movie called Back to the

38:37

Future? Yes, I've seen Back to

38:39

the Future. Oh, thank you. Not so little a

38:41

movie. Remember, I'm not going to

38:43

be here next week, so... Thank me. Jesus,

38:45

you're not going to be here next week. Yeah, I'll be back. What the hell

38:47

am I going to do? I

38:51

guess I'll beg Mary Maggs to come back. No,

38:54

but she doesn't have working p- Okay.

38:58

Maybe Santa's got a- No, his computer doesn't

39:00

work. Maybe I'll beg Satan. You know what?

39:02

We might just have to take next week off. No,

39:05

not because of me. I could, you

39:07

know what? I could get a new person to fill

39:10

in as Satan, but I don't think that he's ready.

39:13

Oh. I don't think

39:15

that he's ready. For the big stage.

39:17

The fully transformed. To go live. Oh

39:19

my goodness. I'll

39:21

be asking a lot. I

39:24

saw- We might have to take next week off,

39:26

everybody, and you're just going to have to catch

39:28

me on the

39:30

Facebooks with my videos. Santa was

39:32

actually in this chat earlier today, I saw. Our

39:35

Santa? Our Santa, for

39:37

real. No. On

39:40

which network? YouTube.

39:44

Like Santa Santa or the- Not

39:48

Santa Santa, but Santa. He

39:51

had a very important question. What was it?

39:55

Anyway, don't out Santa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,

39:57

got it. We'll be right back. back

40:00

after these messages. Not

40:03

to leave out the Christians, Jesus. We

40:06

have a... Okay, because

40:08

we did our atheism now. Now

40:10

here's a post from our true

40:13

Christian. Okay. And this

40:15

is kind of related... This is kind of reminds me of

40:17

the lady who couldn't find a man because she was waiting

40:19

for me to do it. Okay.

40:21

This person says, How

40:24

do I let Jesus know me

40:26

so that on the last day, He doesn't

40:28

say, I never knew

40:30

you. This question

40:32

has been in my head for a while,

40:35

but I've never seen anyone answer it properly

40:37

or in depth. Then every

40:39

time I looked it up for whatever

40:42

reason, I have never seen anyone else

40:44

ask this question as the search results

40:46

only pop up how to get to

40:48

know Jesus, whether that's on Google or

40:51

on YouTube. I haven't seen

40:53

a proper answer to this question. See,

40:55

that's your first problem. If you're asking questions, you're

40:57

on the road to becoming an atheist. But

41:00

the Bible says there will be

41:02

people who do know Jesus, who

41:05

read the Bible front to back,

41:07

cover to cover and knew His

41:09

word, but He'll still say to

41:12

them, depart from me. I never

41:14

knew you. How

41:17

exactly do I let

41:19

Jesus know me? So on that

41:21

last day, He says to me,

41:24

well done, thou

41:26

good and faithful servant, thou

41:29

has been faithful

41:31

over a few things. I

41:34

will make the ruler over many

41:36

things. Enter thou into

41:38

the joy of the Lord. Because

41:42

if there's one thing I fear more than

41:44

anything else in life, it's

41:47

hearing the heartbreaking words from

41:49

Jesus. Depart

41:52

from me. I never knew you.

41:55

Oh, wow. Well, this is a

41:57

very touching and important question. So

42:00

what to do? So you know, so I don't,

42:03

I don't say I never knew you. Well, I

42:05

don't know where to begin. Jesus, what about, you

42:07

know, you know, you know what the real answer

42:09

is Jesus that I'm looking for here? What?

42:13

Listen to the God Pod and join our lives.

42:15

Listen to the God Pod. Subscribe.

42:19

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42:21

prayers. Daily

42:24

making of a grilled cheeses. But

42:28

most importantly, subscribing

42:30

and following the God Pod, right? Right.

42:32

That's right. Because Jesus, can I get

42:34

the part from me I never knew

42:36

you like a real angry one? Because otherwise, if

42:38

you don't listen to the God Pod, Jesus

42:41

might just up and say one day, depart

42:43

from me, I never knew

42:46

you. Damn,

42:48

that was good. That was awesome,

42:50

Jesus. Yeah. I'm

42:52

super proud of you. Be gone. You

42:56

got you should really be angry, though, if you're going to

42:58

do it. Be gone. That's

43:00

that pastor who is that? There's no

43:03

begone. It's the part for me I never know. But

43:05

I'm doing that pastor who said begone and then

43:07

like blew me away or whatever or blew Satan

43:09

away. Anyway, Jesus, can I

43:11

hear you say these pretzels are making

43:13

me thirsty? These pretzels

43:16

are making me thirsty.

43:21

Side-belt reference. That was awesome.

43:24

Becca said, are you on live every

43:26

week? And I've just been missing it

43:28

because I'm a dumbass. Yes, Rebecca. You

43:30

are a dumb. No, don't. Yes, Rebecca.

43:33

Yes, Rebecca. We are live every week.

43:35

We are live every week at this

43:38

time. But of course,

43:40

now that we're getting you all inculcated

43:42

on that, Jesus is going to miss

43:44

next week. Sorry.

43:49

I'm sorry. I

43:51

got to get someone to replace Jesus now. Yeah, come

43:53

on. I mean, they don't have to be on video,

43:55

do they? I mean, they

43:58

should be great, but. I

44:00

kind of yeah, I it has to

44:02

be video now. I can't I can't

44:04

go back Jesus Well, you

44:07

could still be on video. I mean Yeah,

44:10

but I want the person I'm talking to to be

44:12

on video, too. Yeah, I

44:14

understand. I'm sorry No,

44:17

you know honestly Jesus. We are so

44:19

lucky that you are here

44:21

as consistently you are as you are Jesus

44:24

is like You know

44:27

mr. Reliable I Am

44:29

I think Lose

44:32

my faith in you There'd

44:35

be nothing left for me

44:38

to do You

44:41

don't know there's another planet. Otherwise I

44:43

would oh, yeah, you're gonna go. Are

44:45

you gonna go visit a rakas? I'm

44:48

actually going to Mars. I need

44:50

to check in on the aliens over there. They

44:52

had some questions for me I was hoping

44:54

to address those aliens on Mars. Yeah I

44:57

mean the humans haven't like confirmed it yet,

44:59

but it's it's true and We're

45:03

in talks right now for a great

45:05

deal with earth. Yeah, okay

45:08

Very good Jesus. Thank you for a wonderful

45:10

show. Do we have any other questions from the

45:12

humans before we go? We we want to desperately

45:14

want to answer. I mean I bookmarked

45:17

a couple Hannah said God should every woman be a

45:19

good cook No That's

45:22

not a requirement. Yeah, I

45:25

wonder if that's a reference to other reports

45:27

Public in response last oh, yeah Yo,

45:30

I watched that scarlet I don't usually watch

45:32

SNL But I watched

45:34

this weekend and I gotta say it was

45:36

really funny the one parts that I saw

45:38

and it was garlic

45:40

Johansson killed

45:43

it as That

45:45

woman Katie Britt. Yeah, the

45:47

scarlet Johansson did the cold open and it

45:50

was so Good. I think

45:52

it may have just be Literally

45:54

the best performance of her entire

45:56

career. Oh wow, that's

45:59

a strong Like literally it

46:01

was very on point like wow It

46:06

was good. Yeah, that was a creepy thing Okay,

46:10

so let's go on to blessings and

46:12

smites Jesus Remember

46:15

when we used to have like Resurrections

46:19

things we want to see more. Oh,

46:22

yeah, but we didn't need it cuz like those

46:24

could be blessings. I think I want

46:28

to bless Jimmy

46:31

Kimmel hosting the Oscars. I thought he did a

46:33

great job. I'm actually a big fan of Jimmy

46:35

Kimmel I think some people aren't but I am

46:40

I love Jimmy Kimmel here. We

46:42

do we do. I love how he he oh

46:45

every time someone tries to

46:47

like Play him whether

46:49

that be chump or or Aaron

46:53

Rodgers He

46:55

just dunks on them so

46:57

hard they don't they

47:01

Wow, he went he wins those

47:03

interchange do do those interchanges do

47:05

not challenge a comedian and his

47:07

team of top-notch comedy

47:09

writers To a battle

47:12

of wits you will lose chump. I Want

47:15

to fight this potential tick-tock ban in

47:17

the US? I don't understand it I

47:20

don't think it's worth it. It seems

47:22

like a mistake It's

47:25

grandstanding. I think that's it Yeah,

47:28

and I want to bless

47:34

Man I want to bless these jokes that

47:36

were at my expense because they were funny

47:39

Yeah, I want to bless this new format. We

47:41

took today. Usually we just like read

47:44

headlines and That's

47:46

kind of like Been bumming

47:48

me out man. Yeah kind of

47:50

boring. So I like this approach And

47:54

we're gonna keep doing it. I would

47:56

like to say about that tick-tock thing.

47:58

Yeah, I think it's It's a huge

48:00

mistake for them to be

48:03

pursuing. Like basically it's just, they're trying

48:05

to screw over Biden probably,

48:07

but he said he'll sign it. They're

48:09

all hot to trot to

48:11

make the young people really mad because

48:13

they're like, whatever, they don't vote anyway.

48:16

But honestly, it's dumb.

48:19

And, um, I

48:21

will say this though. I got a notification

48:24

the other day and Tik

48:26

TOK was like, call your representative.

48:29

And I just had, I just had to laugh

48:32

because well,

48:35

apparently the phones were overwhelmed. I know,

48:37

but if, but if you're a multi-billion

48:39

dollar corporation and you're asking for my

48:41

help after

48:43

you have taken down and muted

48:45

many of my videos for, you

48:47

don't have any, any qualms

48:49

like crushing creators, whenever you feel

48:52

like it and making people to

48:54

the point that they have to

48:56

like use coded language because you're

48:58

censoring people so much, I

49:01

do not have any pity for you. Burn it, burn,

49:04

just go. Just, you know, I, I will say,

49:06

I wish that they were this hard on all

49:09

the companies. But no,

49:11

but no, but no, they're not

49:14

because all those other

49:16

companies, the ones probably pushing this as

49:19

part of this, we're in the middle

49:21

of Jesus of the greatest social media

49:23

wars we've seen so far, the competition

49:26

between these companies right now, it's cut

49:28

throat. And tickled owned by China, but

49:30

I mean, and these

49:32

politicians are owned by the

49:35

US companies. Right. So

49:37

all Tik TOK has to really do is I

49:39

guess they can't buy, I don't know,

49:43

they're already paid. China can buy data from

49:45

any company that they want. They can buy

49:47

it from Facebook if they wanted to. They

49:49

don't need Tik TOK. Like, I feel like

49:51

it's a problem. And

49:54

you too, but all these other ones teaming

49:56

up against their competitor

49:58

that's been kicking them. like,

50:00

defeating them, you know? There's

50:03

something shady going on. I

50:05

can't make sense of it. Although I

50:07

will say that TikTok is also a

50:09

cesspool. Okay? Yeah. It's just as

50:11

much as a cesspool as these other ones. And

50:14

it's something very shady. We'll

50:17

find out someday. So,

50:20

sorry. It's time for my

50:22

blessings and smites. I'm gonna smite first.

50:25

I would like to smite...

50:29

Gosh. Oh, I want to smite the Pope.

50:32

The Pope this week said that the Ukrainians

50:34

should wave a white flag and give up.

50:38

And then I found a video of

50:41

him from like a year ago just

50:43

straight up repeating Kremlin talking points. Oh,

50:45

wow. And it's like, wow, I

50:47

guess they have compromising information on

50:50

the Pope. Not that that would be

50:52

hard to do, given the

50:54

fact of all... We know

50:56

what goes on in the Catholic

50:58

Church. They've been trying to corrupt...

51:00

So, it's just like, man, everybody's

51:03

corrupt. The

51:07

Pope corrupt? Get out

51:09

of here. So,

51:13

smite that. Smite him. I would

51:16

like to bless Ryan

51:18

Gosling and the Oscars and

51:21

all the funny moments they give us. And

51:23

all the entertainment they give us. And,

51:28

yeah, I mean, at the same time... When

51:33

are you gonna give me and Jesus an award? I

51:35

don't need praise. I do.

51:37

Smite Jake Paul, Mike

51:40

Tyson. Bless Mike Tyson and smite

51:42

Jake Paul. That would be great. That would be fun.

51:45

And bless the wonderful humans who

51:47

show up for our lives and

51:49

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51:51

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51:53

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51:58

Keep showing up. Keep supporting. the show,

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52:09

nights. For now, if

52:12

enough of you keep watching and supporting us, I

52:15

could start doing this, you know, every

52:18

day. Every day?

52:21

Every day, that's right. And

52:23

we could bring back Satan and

52:26

Mary Magdalene and the Holy

52:28

Spirit. It's

52:31

nice to have dreams, Jesus. Alright.

52:34

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