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Today on the God Pod, Kelly Carlin

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joins the show to talk about AI

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ripoffs of her father, George Carlin. One

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of the horrible things about it is that

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they just used his name in the

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special. Like, this is the new George

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Carlin thing. The first few days before

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I, or the first day before I

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said anything, most people were like, oh,

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well, they must have gotten the family's

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permission because it's called George Carlin. I'm

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glad I'm dead. And let's just talk about

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the creepy factor of it. Like,

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no offense, Jesus, but resurrecting someone

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from the dead. That's

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my thing. Not only are they trying to

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do George Carlin, they're trying to do Jesus. Just

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the stupidity of just because we can do

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something. Right. It doesn't mean

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we should be doing it. The Jurassic

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Park of it all. Thank you. Hi

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there and welcome to the God

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Pod. I'm the Lord thy

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God. And I'm here today

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with my son and

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pal, Jesus Christ.

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What's up, Jesus? Hello,

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dad. Hello, everybody.

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Also here with us today is

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none other than Kelly Carlin. Hi

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there, Kelly. Hi. Wow.

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What an honor to have you here today. I've followed

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your account for probably

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about a decade now. And

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since I've been active online, yeah, this is the

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first time we've really gotten a chance to hang

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out on the pod. Yeah. We should, it's

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like when you go to a funeral and

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you're like, we should,

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we should really hang out more. We shouldn't wait till things

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like this happen. Agreed. You

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know, you're here under, under circumstances.

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Things have happened. Jesus, tee

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us up by reading some of these headlines.

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Yeah. And we kind of touched on this

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in recent weeks, so that's why we're so excited

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to have Kelly here. George

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Carlin's estate filed a lawsuit

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against the group behind the

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AI-generated Stand-Up Special, and

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the lawsuit says that it's a

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casual theft of a great American

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artist's work. So that

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just happened a couple days ago. Yeah,

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that was last week. We did that,

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yes. Fantastic. And hopefully, for those who

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don't know, some

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podcasts with a couple of unfunny

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dudes, you know, like this one. Hey,

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we're unfunny deities. Desperate

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for attention and whatnot,

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they made a

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AI-generated special of

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George Carlin, and

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what they really did was one

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of them wrote the content, because

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AI cannot even come close

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to approximating, you know, you go to chat

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GPT and say, hey, give me some George

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Carlin, chat GPT is gonna be like, are

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you fucking crazy? I

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can't do that. What? What? It'll

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throw you, it'll give you some of that, hey,

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how you doing, you know, folksy talk, but it

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can't do anything else. And

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I know, because I've tried, it's like one of the

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first things you do when you try out chat GPT,

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you're like, hey, can

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you write do this? Can you do this? Can

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you write this stuff, you know, it's

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like it can try, but it cannot do

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content. And this special, what they did was

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they took a voice, they

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replicated the voice to

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go to this guy's content, right, Kelly?

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Yeah, they, they yeah,

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we're thinking they use an AI-generated voice

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thing. We're pretty sure about that, because

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they haven't denied that. But yeah, I

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guess one of the podcasters wrote the

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material. Right. That's what they

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followed up with, you know,

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following lawsuit representative admits AI George

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Carlin was human written. So

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okay, but they're still imitating

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the voice. and the persona

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and the whole reason that people wanted to

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go check it out, they're like, oh wow,

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I miss George Carlin. Let me go see

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what they did. And I got to tell

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you, Kelly, I tried to listen

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to it. I

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tried. Actually, I didn't

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try. I listened to the first sentence,

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the first opening joke, and I was

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so repulsed, like,

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physically, emotionally, mentally,

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morally, comedically, that

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I started off. And

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last night, in preparation for this

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interview, which I take very, very

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seriously, it's, it's, you know,

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George Carlin is, listen, I wouldn't be

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here doing my thing on the podcasting

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and trying to make my way in comedy if it wasn't

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for your dad. Even though, God, I

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want to say that, that he did

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make fun of you a lot. And that

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I loved it. He kind of called you out and

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kind of called the bluff. I

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know he, I was like, burned.

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Yeah, I'm totally like that. And it burns

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so good. He said, this

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quote, he says, when it comes to believing

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in God, I really tried. I really, really

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tried. That's like me trying to listen to

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that AI special. I

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tried to believe that there's a God who created each

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of us in his own image and likeness, loves us

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very much and keeps a close eye on things. I

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really tried to believe that, but I got to tell

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you, the longer you live, the more

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you look around, the more you realize something

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is, and I've got

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to edit this for Facebook because of

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the 7 billion words you can't say

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on social media, it's forked up. Something

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is wrong here. War, disease, death,

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destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime,

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corruption, and the ice capades. Something

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is definitely wrong. This is not good work.

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This is the best God can do. I'm

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not impressed. Results

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like this do not belong in

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the resume of a supreme being.

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This is the kind of shirt you'd

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expect from an office temp for the bad out

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of. attitude, just between

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you and me. In any

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decently run universe, this guy

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would have been out in his all-powerful ass

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a long time ago. And

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that right there, I was like, swoon.

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I felt so seen. Bless

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him forever and ever. We

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all love him. One of the

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most common comments I've seen over the years

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is, can you just bring him back? Can

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you just, you know, God, please, we miss him.

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We want to see what he would have to

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say about Trump. We want to see we need

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his guidance. And we understand

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that, right? Yeah. And

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clearly... Who doesn't understand more than

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his family? Sorry. Yeah. I

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mean, you know, from day one, not

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from day one, but, you know, definitely

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the last, oh, what

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would we say, 10 years,

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eight years, certainly, since the

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Trump era began. People

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really, really would love to know what he would

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say about all of this. And of course, I said,

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well, he already said it and we didn't listen

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the first time. Exactly.

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That's it. This, you know, we

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go back and I remember, you

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know, putting the sign, you know, you were working

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to put the sign up in New York City

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and that's how I met y'all. And

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that back then, and

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I talked to Sally quite a bit, like

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the amount of comments you get, it's always

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a dude, let's be honest, the dudes in

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the comments were like, no, no, no, no,

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you don't understand. Your father

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was a Republican. And

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they're like, yeah, no, I know he's gone. You're

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like, no, no, it's not how, no, please don't

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don't get it twisted. How would you think that

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from from anything he ever said? And they're

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like, and you get into arguments and you

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can go back and forth, but they will always come

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back and be like, no, no, you were wrong. I

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know your father better than you did. Yeah.

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You know, what's so beautiful about that is, you

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know, the last what? six years,

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we've had a lot of conversation in

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America around confirmation bias, learning about what

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that means. Once

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again, my dad proves the point, you know,

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that you have your confirmation bias, you pick

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and choose what you want to hear, and

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you build the George Carlin that you need

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in your heart. Yeah. I

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mean, me and Jesus know what that's like, right, Jesus?

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They turned you into Republican. Oh,

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yeah. Yeah. I like to think

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I'm a Republican, but if they were to

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actually read the Bible, they would probably- You're

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a very socialist. You're like a

8:35

Bernie Sanders socialist. So anyway,

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yeah, they really, you know, we're used

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to it. They've been putting words in

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my mouth for years. Nothing more horrible

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than that. Can

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you imagine someone putting

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words in my mouth? God's mouth.

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It's disgusting. What kind of disgusting

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sick, you know, fork would do that.

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Almost slipped there. Maybe so, Kelly,

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maybe in your own words, could you talk

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about why it was so important to you

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and your family, the state, to file

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this lawsuit? Yeah. Well,

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first of all, we

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endlessly for the last 15 years

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have been staving off people who

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try to do weird

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stuff with my dad's stuff. There

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used to be this guy in Florida who, you

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know, had a white- Stop

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right there. I think we understand. White

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beard and white ponytail. Not

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like you got, a little different looking. And

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would put on a black shirt and black

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pants and he would do these corporate gigs

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where he would like integrate the corporations and

9:43

people into my dad's

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stuff routine and like go around

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and be George Garland in the room. That's

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just, that's like just as

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disrespectful. It's honestly insane.

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When I first heard about this, exactly. antithesis

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of everything that he stood for like

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that. Well, that corporate thing. Yes. And then

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also this AI thing. I know.

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It's so funny. So, you know, I

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mean, our job is to protect his

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reputation, his legacy.

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My job is, you know, I feel

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to protect his legacy. And

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also to, you know, try

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and as much as we can in this crazy

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era. I mean, my dad died in 2008. And

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as we know, Facebook and everything, social

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media came alive then. And

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YouTube was around a bit. He was

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a little leery of that, was always asking,

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you know, making sure we were pulling stuff

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down from there. And and

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of course, he hated that email meme

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that was going on. Yeah, he wrote about that,

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right? He wrote about it on his website.

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You know, one of the things that, you know, that he

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really hated was people putting words in his mouth.

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Yes. More than anything,

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he would have if he ever spoke with a

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reporter for anything, he'd always make sure they

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were recording it so that his language

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and his words exactly right. Because that's

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that was his art form. And that was his

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work. That was a whole

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thing of like, you know, a comedian.

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And you're talking about like the

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best comedian, like one

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of the tops of all times. Right.

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One of the legends, in my opinion,

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you know, me and many others favorite

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of all time. I mean, yeah, I mean, you can

11:25

all you can argue about those top three or four

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and they each of them have their own genius

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that they're very different from each

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other. But but yeah, so

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so when this thing came up, it

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was beyond the word

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egregious, like whatever the most egregious,

11:43

egregious, egregious, like exactly or cubed.

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And so one of the horrible

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things about it is that they just

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used his name in the special like

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this new George Carlin thing. Right. Like

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the first few days before I or

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the first day. I said anything most people

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were like oh well they must

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have gotten the family's parishion because it's called

12:05

George Carlin I'm glad I'm dead seriously

12:07

like you cannot you

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cannot use his likeness

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or his let me tell you just

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in even preparing the materials for

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this event that

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we're recording on Facebook

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I you know you can't you cannot get

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an image of him unless you pay Getty

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you can't you cannot lie on a twitch

12:29

stream once I was like you know I didn't

12:31

know what I was doing I was like let

12:33

me we can watch a funny YouTube video or

12:35

something we watched some George Carlin you

12:37

know talking about me talking about God

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really and we loved it and

12:42

then after I ended the stream they're like

12:44

yeah you got copyrighted material you got to

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delete this about I'm like oh yeah oh

12:48

of course I mean obviously that's you

12:50

know if you want to watch George

12:52

Carlin you can go to HBO and

12:55

you can go to YouTube all the new to

12:57

and you too pretty you know but

12:59

our copyright ID is attached to it all

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and we get right of a quarter of

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a quarter of a cent every time someone

13:06

wants no one's getting rich off of it

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but we you know we make it available

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and and all of that but that's

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how it should be because that's how you know

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his words are his words yeah and

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you know when I get I don't get

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a lot of pushback but there are people

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usually mail on the internet that

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I'm just a greedy you

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know what it's all about

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the money I have to let people

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know I don't have a million

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dollars I don't have billion dollars of my

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dad's you can read it

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in public record my dad three million dollars

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in debt to the IRS don't

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make a ton of money off my dad every year make

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a little bit but not a lot so

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it's not about the money it's about protecting

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his legacy protecting his

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work he's an artist making

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sure it has integrity in the

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future And the thing about

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this particular thing that happened, first of

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all, when we thought that AI bot

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had written it, there

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was a layer, an extra layer of

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concern of them using all of his

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copyrighted material to do that,

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of course, because that's a big issue right now

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for a lot of people, and some other people

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are, a lot of people are in lawsuits about

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that right now. But even

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with that off the table, there

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is something called rights of publicity,

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and in California and New York, there's

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very strong laws around that, that people

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get to control their name and likeness

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in the public. And

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there are some copyright issues here, and that's

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kind of the cutting edge of this, is

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what can we do legally now

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as people who own copyright, if

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people are sourcing it to create

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an AI something, even if the AI

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didn't ingest it, what does

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that mean? So

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there's different layers to it. I

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mean, obviously, the pilot- There's so many layers to this.

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It's just astonishing. It's like, we don't have enough time,

15:07

because like, comedically,

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there's a layer. If you did this while he was alive,

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he could speak up and be like, don't take that down.

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All the law, so you know, but you're

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doing it after someone has passed away. That

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is creepy and immoral on

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a whole other level. Yeah,

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especially as a comedian, where their whole

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life is what they thought, and

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what they spent. This man he talked

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about, he would sit around all day, thinking

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about the stuff that he

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would write about. And you know, that's as

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he should. And it took a lot of

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work. And for these desperately

15:42

unfunny men to

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try and you know what, I understand

15:46

the impulse. It's

15:48

kind of like a searching for Bobby Fischer. Like he's

15:51

so special. They know they're

15:54

so desperate. The

15:56

economy is so bad for

15:58

some people that you're just- They're

16:01

desperate to get attention. Well, now

16:03

you're, you know what, that's fine,

16:05

but it's not, you

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can't, there's some things you should just know you

16:09

cannot do. Yeah, I mean,

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some lines you cannot cross.

16:14

I think artistically, it's an interesting

16:16

thought experiment, but you can do that

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in the quiet of your own home.

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But then putting that thought experiment out

16:23

into the world, you're going to

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run into real world consequences. And

16:29

therefore, it's not allowed. And

16:35

then, you know, and just artistically,

16:38

it's, you know, okay, it's

16:41

an interesting thought experiment

16:43

again, but to put

16:46

it out as a thing, and

16:49

having to rely on his reputation,

16:53

his way of being in the

16:55

world, his humanity, his perspective,

16:58

is kind of not the definition

17:01

of being an artist, like, so

17:03

your art form is taking on

17:05

another person's perspective and voice and

17:07

trying to emulate them. Right. And

17:10

that's what hacks to do, you see, as

17:13

a recovering hack. I

17:15

think that, you know, the first thing you

17:18

do is you figure out who you love

17:20

and adore, and then you try to become

17:22

them. And now you can, they don't even

17:24

have to try, you can just plug in

17:26

the computer. There you go. Bang, bang, boom.

17:28

We packaged some more bullshit. Yeah.

17:30

Oh, I slipped. Oh, you

17:33

said it's okay. We'll forgive you. Jesus,

17:35

will you forgive God for that? Because

17:37

he's like the forgiving one. We'll

17:41

be right back after these messages. Well,

17:44

you're getting a lot of support in the

17:46

comments, bro, on YouTube, Facebook, and Twitch. Kelly,

17:49

people are rooting for you. Oh,

17:51

thank you, guys. I of course have seen, and

17:54

I'm sure you have also seen the comments from

17:56

the Chodes who are, you know,

17:58

it was just an impersonal. I

18:00

hope you lose Yeah, I

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tell I die Let's talk

18:05

about that impersonation part, right? This is

18:07

the part that When

18:09

I watched it I

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watched three minutes four minutes of it right what it

18:14

was. I was not gonna watch the whole thing good

18:16

for you. I I

18:19

I Respect

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my mind and body Sam

18:23

I tried to watch it last

18:25

night. I Literally did

18:27

not make it as far as you I think

18:30

I made it 60 seconds and

18:32

the impersonation was so far off

18:35

Yeah, it was like you a human could do a better job Well,

18:39

yeah, I probably I mean I have

18:41

heard humans do better jobs But

18:43

the impersonation thing is interesting with the

18:46

minute I heard that on the thing I thought

18:48

okay Well there it's not a parody. So that's

18:50

not gonna cover Cover

18:52

their asses but this

18:54

impersonation thing clearly it felt like

18:56

it was a an attempt

18:59

to cover themselves and then

19:01

I really thought about the Impersonation thing and the

19:03

art form of impersonation, which is an interesting art

19:06

form. I mean, you know, I grew up in

19:08

the rich little years You

19:10

know and you know some amazing impressionists.

19:13

Yeah Their

19:15

name Matt friend is incredible And

19:18

there's like all the sketch artists people

19:20

right all the SNL on this

19:22

and the sctv And I mean

19:24

Rick Moranis did an impersonation of

19:27

my dad on sctv. Oh,

19:29

yeah I gotta check that

19:31

out. He's a documentary American

19:34

stream they cover it a little bit. I used to

19:36

cover it in my solo show and It

19:39

it really it really made my it woke my

19:41

dad up as an artist because he saw like

19:43

the neighbor Aspect right ran

19:45

us goes into this whole thing about

19:48

peas peas And

19:52

just takes my dad to the nth degree so it's

19:55

It's right. It's a parody which is so is

19:58

all the SNL stuff. It's all a parody So,

20:04

but the thing about this product

20:06

that they put out, nowhere did it

20:08

say in the title, Doodsy

20:12

doing George

20:15

Carlin, you know,

20:17

Doodsy calling it George

20:21

Carlin performs, I'm glad

20:23

I'm dead. Right. So,

20:26

you know, any impressionist, like a rich little

20:28

or someone like that who like used to

20:31

work Vegas, you went to see rich little

20:33

do people not rich

20:36

little pretending like to be someone else for a

20:38

whole hour. You know, so

20:40

it's this it's this really weird thing that

20:43

they decided to do that. And

20:46

then of course, it's just such a crappy impression. I

20:48

mean, it's so bad. It's the

20:50

jokes. Some people said, Oh,

20:52

well, some of it's funny. And the

20:54

original you were like, Oh, it's funny.

20:56

It's funny. Here's the fact

20:58

that we're even talking about whether it is or

21:00

not. No, it doesn't matter.

21:03

Right. Exactly. Because

21:05

the reality is, is that people who

21:07

don't know this man, George Carlin,

21:09

go to that

21:12

thing. And

21:15

they think they may think

21:17

it's him. And this is what George Carlin did. And

21:19

this is the level of his work, which would

21:22

be very sad if they thought that you

21:24

trade. Right. And

21:26

then if the video gets cut up into little

21:28

pieces, and the little disclaimer at the beginning is

21:30

no longer there. Now, it

21:32

will be George Carlin online. And

21:35

then future AI could possibly

21:38

eat it as

21:40

George. Yeah, completely

21:42

dilute his actual

21:44

intellectual output is artistic output,

21:46

what they would call his

21:48

copyright. This is just the beginning, like,

21:51

you know, there

21:53

was just a strike, and they covered a

21:55

lot of this, you know, you can't impersonate,

21:58

you have to have rights. and

22:00

do actors after they're gone.

22:03

But this is, it was just

22:05

so bad. And

22:08

just so overwhelmed

22:10

by how awful it was. Well,

22:13

and let's just talk about the creepy factor of

22:15

it. Like no offense, Jesus,

22:17

but resurrecting someone from the

22:19

dead. That's my

22:22

thing. That's my thing. Yes. Not

22:24

only are they trying to do George, they're trying to

22:26

do Jesus. I mean like- Hey Jesus,

22:28

how's it hanging? Feel free to make as

22:30

many blasphemous

22:32

jokes as you want. Unload. Just

22:35

keep in mind that they hurt a little bit

22:37

still. Yes, even after all this time. But I

22:39

like what you said. This is about drawing a

22:41

line in the sand. We're at a precarious time

22:44

in the development of AI. Just last

22:46

week, there were these porn

22:49

images of Taylor Swift being

22:51

distributed, horrifying. And it's,

22:53

you know, there's always a dude who's

22:55

like, what's the big deal? You

22:58

can't stop this. I even saw

23:00

someone on Twitter say like a guy being

23:02

like, you know, she can't stop this. And

23:05

that's what I, that makes it even hotter.

23:07

And I'm like, you literally just summed up

23:09

in one sentence, the rape

23:11

culture of your entire existence. Like

23:14

this is, you can't explain,

23:16

you can't like teach stupid people

23:18

to stop being stupid. That's

23:20

the problem. Yeah, what's that thing about my

23:22

dad says, imagine- You need laws.

23:24

How stupid the average person is. Yes. And

23:28

then, you know, there's something about that.

23:30

Double it. Like whenever my dad

23:32

talked about white males, greedy

23:35

white males, or, you know, just

23:37

the problem with white males on the planet,

23:41

it was that type of thinking. He was

23:43

way ahead on the

23:45

toxic masculinity. It's a

23:47

problem. Yeah, and just the

23:49

whole thing of like, just

23:52

the stupidity of just because we can

23:54

do something. Right. It doesn't

23:56

mean we should be- The Jurassic Park

23:58

of it all. Thank you. Exactly. This

24:01

is exactly like Jurassic Park. We're like, Hey, we

24:03

can do it. So you can't stop it. No,

24:06

we can make laws. We can

24:08

make laws that stop jerks

24:10

like you from exploiting other

24:12

people's images, likenesses, and voices and

24:15

entire essence, their soul for your

24:17

profit. This is the whole

24:19

thing. AI. I got to credit

24:21

here, dad, with making me a better

24:24

person, a better God, I

24:26

think, a better thinker, better

24:29

critical thinker, because something like

24:31

NFTs or crypto currency comes

24:33

along and I now have

24:35

a automatic distrust of it,

24:37

not necessarily because of the

24:39

technology, but of the bros

24:41

that are pushing it. And

24:44

that is the same thing with AI.

24:46

Yes, it could be used for amazing

24:48

things if, you know, in the right

24:51

hands for the right purposes, but why

24:53

do they all have to be comedians

24:55

and screenwriters? Yeah.

24:58

What the hell? Well, we know that's what

25:00

you always wanted. They always just wanted somebody

25:02

to say, Hey, they're funny. Hey, they're clever.

25:05

But I

25:08

even watched a special to try

25:11

and prepare ran out of time. I

25:14

I've watched them all so many times, but

25:17

the last one really hit me

25:19

and he talked about

25:21

America. Here's a quote for you. George

25:24

Carlin said living in this country,

25:26

you're bound to know every time

25:29

you're exposed to advertising, you realize

25:31

once again that America's leading industry,

25:35

America's most profitable

25:37

business is still the

25:40

manufacturer packaging,

25:42

distribution and marketing

25:45

of bullshit. High

25:48

quality grade, a prime cut

25:50

pure American bullshit. And the

25:52

sad part is, is that

25:55

most people seem to have been indoctrinated

25:57

to believe that bullshit only comes

26:00

from certain places, certain sources,

26:02

advertising, politics, salesmen, not true.

26:04

Bullshit is everywhere. Bullshit is

26:06

rampant. Parents are bullshit. Teachers

26:09

are bullshit. Clergymen are bullshit. And law

26:11

enforcement people are full of shit. This

26:13

entire country is completely full of shit,

26:16

and always has been. From the Declaration

26:18

of Independence, to the Constitution, to the

26:20

Star Spangled Banner, it's still nothing more

26:22

than one big seeming pile of red,

26:24

white, and blue, all-American bullshit.

26:27

You see, I could have cut that quote

26:29

off a little sooner, but I

26:31

didn't because I have way too much respect for this

26:33

man. Do not let him

26:36

complete his thoughts even when, okay,

26:38

but I just feel like this AI

26:40

thing is one, there you go. It's

26:42

the boom, boom, boom, the manufacture

26:44

packaging of bullshit. It can do it in

26:46

10 seconds now. You need some bullshit? Did

26:48

you know that 57% of the

26:51

internet is now AI bullshit? I

26:54

have heard that, yeah. It's end-growing.

26:58

Yeah. Oh yeah, it definitely will. And

27:00

Kelly, one thing I love about this lawsuit

27:02

is you're also, it's, you have your personal

27:04

reasons for doing it, you and your family

27:06

do, but it also, it sends a message

27:08

to others who have this idea to make

27:11

AI versions of other comedians or

27:13

just other artists in general. So

27:16

it's a, it's a warning signal to

27:18

people to not mess with these legends,

27:21

to not mess with other creatives because

27:23

you will get in trouble for it.

27:26

Yeah. I mean, one of the, one of

27:28

the biggest concerns was they did a follow-up

27:30

podcast after the special was released. It was

27:32

called the reaction to the reaction. And one

27:35

of the podcasters sat there and

27:37

basically outlined, well,

27:39

you know, if a human was to do this, I

27:42

think they were basically trying to tip

27:44

their hat that a human had done this, that

27:47

a human had done this, and then they

27:49

kind of outlined the steps that it takes, which

27:52

is basically now a recipe

27:54

for other people, which is

27:56

very, very dangerous. And, you

27:59

know, like I said, I said, you know, doing it and

28:01

enjoying it in the comfort of your own living

28:03

room is one thing. But then

28:06

promoting it and to, you know,

28:08

to hyper heighten your own reputation

28:10

or your own bank account is

28:13

a whole nother thing. And there are there are just

28:15

laws against this. So there's

28:17

already laws. Yes, there was already

28:19

laws. I mean, the rights of publicity law that I

28:22

spoke of earlier, but, you know,

28:24

I'm really what I've been getting from

28:26

a lot of people through private emails

28:28

and DMs, whether it's actors or other

28:31

performing artists or comedians is,

28:33

you know, thank you, because we

28:36

are drawn, you know, we are we know we are

28:38

the tip of the spear. And, and

28:42

that it will, you know,

28:44

this will set some sort of legal precedent,

28:47

the fact that we filed this and, you know,

28:49

depending on how it unfolds and all of that,

28:51

but we really do believe we have a strong

28:53

case. And that, you know,

28:55

that we will, you know, that that

28:57

we will be able to protect

29:00

ourselves and others in the future.

29:02

And the good news is also is there

29:04

is some legislation moving through

29:06

the Congress right now, it's called the

29:09

AI Fraud Act and SAG and

29:11

AFTR are behind a lot of it, really, you

29:13

know, trying to help because of the whole acting

29:15

thing, but it covers and protects

29:17

all humans from

29:19

being abducted by AI,

29:22

whether you're dead or alive, and then,

29:24

you know, because this thing like Taylor Swift

29:26

that happened, and then there's also like, what

29:28

I've read is, you know, there's, there's,

29:32

there, you know, children, young

29:34

girls are being put

29:37

into pornography, child

29:39

pornography and stuff like that, just

29:41

from their pictures, they're like creating AI

29:43

pornography, which is just, oh,

29:46

my God, it's so horrific.

29:48

dystopian black mirror stuff on

29:50

a level. No one could

29:53

ever, well, someone did predict it,

29:55

but, you know, we could

29:57

net our imaginations to

29:59

only have room. for so much evil. Yeah.

30:02

This is just how do they keep

30:04

coming up with a new way to

30:06

just shock and with this

30:09

tech bros. I'm tired of you

30:11

tech. Give me a main. I'm tired

30:13

of you tech bros. Just

30:16

stop. Stop

30:18

with all your bull crap tech bros.

30:21

Okay, let's go. Except for

30:23

your live streaming function here on Facebook.

30:25

We sure love that tech bros. Yeah,

30:27

but let me curse and talk about

30:29

politics. You think it's for good. Yes.

30:33

Yeah. Yeah. So

30:35

politically too, can I just say politically too with upcoming 2024

30:37

campaign? I know that's

30:39

a major concern. Deepakes potentially of Biden,

30:41

Trump, whoever, like that's gonna, we're

30:44

gonna be seeing that and we'll see how that

30:46

all. Yeah. I

30:48

want to echo what other people

30:50

have said to you and just

30:52

say thank you for doing

30:55

this. You don't have to it. It

30:58

invites a lot of, you know,

31:00

abuse and from

31:03

people from Elon bros and

31:05

such. And it's,

31:07

it's brave to

31:09

do it. And it's the, but it's the right thing to

31:11

do. Yeah. And you're

31:13

the person to do it. So we appreciate that. My

31:16

pleasure. I mean, you don't have to be brave when

31:18

it's the right thing to do. And it

31:20

really comes back to our humanity. Well

31:22

I do. Because

31:25

I'm scared. Okay.

31:28

Okay. I'll

31:32

give you a sword and a shield if you're,

31:34

if you, if you're lacking bravery. Uh,

31:36

you know, you're way braver than I, than I

31:39

am Jesus. Yeah. I

31:41

could never, let me tell you,

31:43

I could never climb up on that cross

31:45

like you did. Well,

31:48

I was not sure I had a choice. I

31:51

was up here in heaven hanging on the cloud. Yeah.

31:54

Eating chips. Yeah.

31:56

Watching the show, watching the show. You're

31:58

like, why did you? watch

32:01

it I was in the bath

32:03

at the time Oh glad

32:05

you were comfortable that it was a

32:07

jacuzzi well

32:11

thank you so much Kelly for

32:13

for doing that for doing

32:15

this what is how do you think this might

32:20

like what is how it might this end out

32:22

they could you know they could remove the special

32:24

on publish it but I honestly don't think that's

32:26

enough at this point they've

32:28

already pulled it down really

32:30

I thought I was

32:33

watching some of it last I was watching a

32:35

reaction thing where they were still using it right

32:37

yeah that's the actual specials gone oh

32:41

okay that's not enough though

32:43

like I said there needs to be a

32:45

line in the sand so that future people

32:48

know don't you even

32:50

don't you not even in a dream don't

32:54

even think about it like you should just

32:56

know not to do stuff

32:58

like that I mean let's let's

33:00

use this technology for like

33:04

how about you

33:06

know narrowing the div the divisiveness

33:09

in culture or helping

33:12

us solve climate issues

33:15

you know energy issues or or

33:17

you know

33:22

what ways for families to

33:24

spend more time

33:26

together or community building

33:28

or I don't

33:30

know I mean let's let's use

33:32

the technology for the actual problems

33:34

we have instead of creating more

33:36

distraction from them I wish I

33:39

could teach people to be more

33:41

empathetic but that's gonna

33:43

take like therapy and medication it's

33:46

they need the medication it's very political when

33:48

you the things you're getting into and that's

33:50

why AI is like no I'm just gonna

33:53

focus on trying to be funny I

33:55

wish I wouldn't that be nice if they could

33:57

actually solve an actual problem Like

34:00

what I saw someone say, how about picking some

34:02

plastic out of the ocean? Yeah.

34:05

But of course we know, as my dad would say,

34:07

maybe, maybe the earth is

34:09

just going to integrate plastic anyway. That

34:15

was the best thing. He would always,

34:17

you would be, he would take a,

34:19

a, an opinion on things sometimes because

34:22

it was funny. And

34:25

then he was a comedian. Yeah. Sometimes

34:28

he would be like, he would do

34:30

a good, you know, like there was

34:32

like, for example, last week, Jesus, we talked

34:34

about this pastor that defrauded

34:36

his congregation in Denver for

34:38

over a million dollars and

34:41

our, my natural, natural reaction is the same

34:43

thing I always say. It was

34:45

just to be like, Oh, and he said that God told him to

34:47

do it. Right. And

34:50

I did the thing I always did was like, no, I

34:52

didn't, but you know what? I should

34:54

do one of these times, Jesus. I should go the other

34:56

way and be like, yeah, I did. And

34:59

everybody that lost their money, you're

35:02

dummies, you know, maybe, maybe

35:04

you should, uh, have exercise

35:06

and critical. There's just way funnier

35:08

opportunities. If you go against the

35:10

grain sometimes anyway. Um,

35:13

do you want, we're going to talk about some,

35:15

uh, some other stuff. Do you want to hang

35:17

out and talk about it, Kelly, or you want

35:19

to, you've had a long two weeks of AI.

35:21

Actually, yeah, I need to go now, but

35:24

I want to thank you for having me. And,

35:26

um, and

35:28

I've loved hanging out with you on

35:30

social media for the last 10 years or

35:33

so, and always, um, getting

35:35

a phone comment or getting to

35:37

comment, you know, on God tweeting

35:40

something. So it's been

35:42

a pleasure to, uh, to,

35:44

to, to be, have you in my Twitter

35:46

world because I still call it Twitter. Um,

35:49

yeah. So do we all. Yeah. I mean, we all do. And,

35:52

uh, so I just, and Jesus, it's

35:54

so nice to meet you. I did

35:57

not. You

36:00

know, it's just, it's great to hang out with

36:02

some, uh, you know, some,

36:04

some deity. And I'm a, I'm a

36:07

practice. So I don't,

36:09

I don't have an actual thing

36:11

that I, but I do understand the

36:13

energy of oneness, so I, I do. Yeah.

36:16

No, for real though, we shouldn't hang on. We should

36:18

hang out more often and not wait for something about

36:20

to happen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

36:22

Under better circumstances. No,

36:25

we, we all are wishing you. Pulling

36:27

for you, wishing you all the luck in

36:29

the world and, uh, in your, thank

36:32

you, everybody doing. And we bless you. I'm

36:35

getting my blessing early, Jesus. Bless Kelly,

36:37

Carlin. Bless Kelly. Kelly, is there

36:39

anything you want to plug real quick before

36:41

you head off, like your Twitter handle or

36:44

website or anything? Yeah. I mean, my

36:46

other world when I'm not a

36:48

creative or, um, protecting my dad's

36:50

legacy. I

36:53

also have, uh, a pretty

36:55

amazing, uh, coaching program that

36:57

I run. It's called human

37:00

humans on the verge. And,

37:02

uh, I help people move into

37:05

a more authentic and courageous

37:07

next chapter of their life. Wow.

37:10

And in two weeks we are starting

37:12

a course called

37:15

true story. And

37:18

so if you go

37:20

to my website, Kelly, carlin.com, a

37:23

little box will pop up that'll have you get

37:25

on my mailing list. And if you get on

37:27

my mailing list, um, you'll get

37:29

to know all the things that I'm up to in that

37:31

world. Um, and then

37:33

of course my Twitter handle is

37:36

Kelly underscore Carlin and my Instagram,

37:38

which is the only meta thing

37:40

I do is Kelly Carlin is

37:42

here. And I left

37:45

Facebook about five years

37:47

ago because I felt that, um,

37:51

you know, F Zuck, they

37:53

were evil. We

37:56

understand now. Now everyone's

37:58

evil, but all you lovely. people

38:00

here in Facebook, thank you for being here

38:02

today. And I don't know what

38:04

Twitch is, but it sounds uncomfortable.

38:08

I'm bumping in my leg. And

38:10

yes, and YouTubers, nice

38:12

to have you here. It's just

38:14

an honor to for all of you and thank

38:17

you all for your support. I've been feeling it

38:19

and I've been putting it in my heart, folding

38:21

it in my heart as I like to say. And

38:24

I appreciate all the love that you give

38:26

to my father and I appreciate all your

38:28

support. So thank you so much. And thank you

38:31

guys for having me. I really appreciate. You're welcome.

38:33

I'm going to sign up for that program. I

38:35

need you to help. Yeah, yeah,

38:37

he does. He's a wreck. But

38:39

thanks again, Kelly, so much. We really

38:42

appreciate your time. Thanks, Kelly. Thank you,

38:44

guys. See you next time. Alrighty,

38:46

bye. Bye. We'll be

38:48

right back after these messages. Jesus,

38:51

let's get on with the God Pod. We got some more

38:53

stuff we can talk about. Yes. So

38:56

let's talk about some news that's been

38:58

on our radar. This one interesting

39:00

story woman thought to be missing

39:03

was stuck 15 hours overnight up

39:05

on a gondola at Heavenly Ski

39:07

Resort. This is in the Tahoe

39:10

area. This poor woman. 15

39:13

hours up on a gondola time.

39:16

How do you in winter? How does

39:18

someone stuck on a gondola for 15 hours

39:20

and they didn't notice? That

39:23

is a very good question. She was on a

39:25

skiing trip with her friends Thursday when she was...

39:29

Are they really friends? You

39:34

were going skiing with them and then they just ditched and

39:36

you were gone for 15 hours on a

39:38

gondola and they didn't notice? Yeah.

39:40

Oh, she said, I screamed desperately until I

39:42

lost my voice. Oh my gosh. I didn't

39:44

have a phone, a light or anything. Ooh,

39:46

well, this is a good, I guess... Because

39:48

it's a gondola. It's an enclosed little

39:50

box that you're in. I guess

39:52

it's a good reminder to people when you

39:55

are skiing, have some sort of emergency device

39:57

on you that makes a sound or something.

40:00

God, have you ever been to Tahoe? Uhhh,

40:04

I don't know. That's some of your best work.

40:07

You should go check it out sometime if you

40:09

forget what you did over there. So it's also

40:11

worth noting that this happened at Heavenly Ski Resort.

40:15

Is that what you wanted to talk about?

40:17

I just want to make clear that this

40:19

was not related to Heaven or Heaven Inc.

40:22

Sure wasn't Heaven for her, am I right? Okay.

40:28

So Jesus moving along.

40:30

That was mean. A

40:32

Missouri rural change would allow Senators to

40:34

challenge each other to a duel. Cool.

40:37

Wow. And I just want to

40:39

say I am all for this. Do it. Please.

40:42

Do it. Livestream it.

40:44

You do you, boo. Listen to your chi. Yeah.

40:47

Who are the Senators in Missouri right

40:50

now? One of

40:52

them is Nick Schroer.

40:54

Never heard of him. He

40:56

put this motion to the state Senate

40:58

to adopt a rural change forward. Let

41:00

me guess. Let me guess, Republican.

41:04

You do you, pass that law. Hopefully

41:08

they can do. Maybe

41:11

they can, you know, it can be like a

41:14

Rocky, was it Rocky 2

41:16

or Rocky 3 when they both got knocked out at

41:18

the same time. Listen

41:20

to this passage from this bill. The

41:22

two senators shall agree to the terms

41:24

of the duel, including choice of weapons,

41:26

which shall be witnessed and enforced by

41:28

their respective seconds. The duel shall

41:30

take place in the well of the Senate at

41:32

the hour of high moon on the day agreed

41:35

to by the parties to the duel. What?

41:40

That sounds like something from the 1800s. Yes.

41:44

What? Oh, Missouri. You

41:47

know, you know, there's kind of a

41:49

clue there in the name.

41:51

Missouri. If

41:54

you say it a different way, it's just

41:56

misery. You

42:00

never want to live in a place called

42:02

misery. No,

42:04

I'm just saying if

42:06

you live in a place and it's called misery

42:09

or suffering or sadness,

42:14

just maybe consider moving. We

42:16

like your state though, Mizzorans.

42:20

Um, you've got

42:22

the Lake of Ozarks. Yeah.

42:24

Yeah. Beautiful. Oh, you just like it because of

42:26

that show, the Ozarks. That's

42:29

it. That's the only way that Jesus

42:31

knows Jesus has never been to misery.

42:33

No, I've been to Missouri. I've been to St.

42:36

Louis. I've been to the arch. I've done all

42:38

that. Oh yeah. It's the gateways of the West.

42:40

Yes, it's called. Yes. Yeah. All

42:43

right. Ready to move on? Yeah. E.

42:46

Jean Carroll jury decides Trump must pay

42:48

$83.3 million. Million.

42:54

Wow. And

42:57

he stormed out of the closing arguments. It

43:01

was a, it was like a scene out of a movie

43:03

straight out of central casting. The

43:06

villain get loses $83.3 million. Does

43:10

he even have that much Jesus? So

43:12

that's the big question now. Will he be

43:14

able to pay this? And

43:17

I think he's got another trial coming

43:19

up with a very big bill one

43:21

out in New York. So he's a,

43:23

he needs to do more fundraising. I think

43:25

if he's actually going to try and pay

43:28

these. It's might. Yeah.

43:31

Uh, and then of course there

43:33

is civil war two is being

43:35

planned in the second insurrection, um,

43:39

Supreme court allows Biden administration to remove

43:41

razor wire on us, Mexico border and

43:43

five, four vote. And then

43:46

the Texas

43:48

governor was like,

43:50

yeah, no. We're going to

43:52

keep doing it. And then a bunch of other

43:54

States governors

43:58

said that they support him and they. sent

44:00

some of them National Guard

44:03

people went down there. I think that

44:05

may be of their own volition, but

44:09

it's all

44:11

over this border thing. And

44:13

now Patriot Army of God,

44:15

trucker convoy, that's what they called it. I

44:17

don't have anything to do with it. I

44:19

don't call it that. Convoy

44:23

heads for Texas, Texas

44:25

to secure the border against the globalists.

44:29

It's quote. This is a biblical monumental moment

44:31

that's been put together by God. One

44:33

convoy organizer said, no,

44:36

no, I had

44:39

nothing to do with planning this. Okay.

44:43

Just, I want them to know right now I'm

44:45

nipping this in the bud. No,

44:49

no, they're

44:52

trying to pin it on me, Jesus. Yeah.

44:54

They're trying to try to pin it on me. Yeah. They're

44:56

trying to send me, they're

44:58

like, Oh, he God organized the

45:01

whole thing. Using you as

45:03

cover. Don't blame us. Bling God. Yeah.

45:05

I guarantee you it's

45:07

some dude. Not

45:10

me. Okay. So, and what exactly are they

45:12

going to do once they arrive at the

45:14

border? Are they going to pull out their

45:16

weapons and maybe they're going to do that

45:18

thing they did in Canada where they led

45:21

line, all the trucks up end

45:23

to end. And then they make a wall. Well,

45:26

okay. That was going to be my next

45:29

question. Do they realize that the border is

45:31

very, very, very large and

45:34

they're going to need a lot of trucks and

45:36

then a bridge to Canada. This is quite

45:39

a long border. Okay.

45:42

I don't know. Good luck. They're not exactly

45:44

the sharpest knives in the drawer. Right.

45:46

Yeah. They probably don't realize how big

45:48

the border is. Okay. Yeah. Um,

45:51

so that's

45:54

percolating. I don't know

45:56

how that's going to end. Uh, Biden's

45:58

facing growing calls. to federalize the

46:00

Texas National Guard. They're basically,

46:03

you know, they just want

46:05

drama. That's all this is. They're

46:07

just like, please. They want

46:09

him to do something so they can be like, ah,

46:12

ah, ah, ah, ah, he did

46:15

this thing, and he started this video, and

46:17

it's all him, and we're furious, oh!

46:20

And meanwhile, they're the ones that are like, really

46:23

trying to start the drama. Yeah.

46:26

The calls come amid a surge in tensions

46:29

between federal and Texan authorities, with the Supreme

46:31

Court rolling on Monday, giving federal agents permission

46:33

to remove that razor wire that they mentioned.

46:35

Yeah, I'm sure that this has nothing to

46:37

do with the timing, the

46:40

political timing. I'm sure that that's what

46:42

it is, and it doesn't have anything

46:44

to do. You know, this is

46:46

just naturally occurring. It's not that they're making it

46:48

up. You know, I saw that that

46:51

Chump said that, or

46:53

it's been reported that

46:56

Johnal Chump says, Johnal

46:59

doesn't want them to, like, the White House

47:01

is like, okay, cool, let's get something done.

47:04

Let's do something to make you happy. Let's do something. And

47:07

no matter what they do, it'll never be enough,

47:09

because he doesn't want them to get anything done,

47:11

because it'll help him to get elected if he

47:13

can say he didn't do anything about the voter.

47:16

And this is just being reported as

47:19

the way that it is. And

47:21

they know that their voters will never

47:23

give a darn

47:26

tootin, y'all

47:28

catered down there. Can they

47:30

just cheat already exactly? Thank

47:33

you, Kat. Hey, by the way, look at this

47:35

other comment. Johna said, God, you

47:38

have a sexy voice. Hey, thank

47:41

you there. You're

47:43

gonna make God blush again. You're gonna make

47:45

God a little horny. Look

47:49

at that, look at that cartoon avatar Johna has

47:51

too. Yeah, wow. She's

47:55

pretty hot for me. That's a

47:57

hot cartoon. The

48:00

Canadian to boot. I.

48:03

Love your face org fresh I can add it

48:05

as canadian. The. Both. What's

48:07

that all about? Hey can

48:09

I get something Fun Faces that you make. L

48:13

a Z get so many owners in order for

48:15

you to get all these on faces were gonna

48:17

need. More. People to

48:20

watch engage. Like

48:22

our videos, I'm sorry it's

48:24

tests. It's something here that

48:26

humans. Yeah, we appreciate your

48:28

support. It. Says that it

48:30

takes. I'm. Stuck. Thing again

48:33

Money or it survives. Ruby

48:35

said Scott is already Someone

48:37

inform all Mary's. Etc

48:40

Upper East Side as the to marry

48:42

out of there was one. Iowa

48:46

Republicans One Public Schools to

48:48

hire untrained Christian Chaplin's with

48:50

no formal certification. A

48:53

D P. Senate wrap Helena Hayes

48:55

said this bill is about ministers

48:57

in the workplace. I

48:59

thought your service to keep. Church.

49:02

And state separate? yeah and

49:04

putting them putting clergy near

49:06

children. What could possibly go

49:08

wrong? Ooh ooh. That's.

49:11

Right. as said, it. Now

49:13

you're right though, And. And

49:16

trains. And as as a chaplain

49:18

I want to give the teachers guns. And

49:20

they want to put. Ministers

49:23

and clergy and priests closer to

49:25

the children. All. Complaining

49:28

about draglines. That.

49:30

I have a right. Yeah. They're right. Never

49:33

seen one drag queen on to catch a

49:35

predator. Never. Not

49:37

one time. Amen to that!

49:40

Game. and but as drag race

49:42

now airing check it out

49:44

ramen ssssss a some other news

49:47

conservative christian group one million

49:49

moms rages at unnatural turbo tax

49:51

add showing a loving gay

49:53

couple they said turbo tax is

49:56

glorifying sin and no say

49:58

in should be honored Getting

50:04

worked up over a tax ad.

50:08

Do they really? Why? Because

50:11

they're because they don't like the gays.

50:15

Yeah, and love taxes. They really want

50:17

to see TurboTax. Didn't you like flip a table on

50:20

those tax people one time? I

50:25

did get all mad and you were like,

50:27

can you get mad and like do what you did

50:29

then? Come on Teresa Jesus. How

50:31

dare you? How dare you? And

50:33

then I went flip. And

50:36

it went whoosh. And everything

50:38

spilled. It was awesome. Look

50:41

at these eyebrows. I

50:43

was like, wow, that's my

50:45

boy. I didn't know you could flip a

50:47

table. You were stronger than I thought. I

50:49

think it was because you found out how much

50:51

you had to pay in taxes that year on

50:53

your carpenter sales. Yeah, yeah.

50:56

And you flipped it. You were like, this is what I've got

50:59

to be broke down. But

51:02

yes, I did pay my taxes. Go

51:07

to hell Caesar. But anyway, leave

51:09

the loving gay couple alone. One million.

51:11

I don't think that

51:14

they get they care about anything

51:17

that they say. They're

51:19

just exploiting bigotry for

51:21

money and power. Tell

51:25

tale as old as

51:27

time is old as

51:29

time. Come back. All

51:32

right. Well, do you have

51:34

anything you want to discuss? Because I know

51:36

this is not our usual kind of episode

51:39

where we just lazily shoot that we we

51:41

had a guest for the first time in

51:43

a while. Right. An excellent

51:45

guest. And it was Kelly. Very

51:47

newsworthy. And

51:52

did you have anything that happened on your

51:54

weekend that you wanted? Well,

51:56

I Am thrilled that Taylor Swift will

51:58

be attending. The Superbowl. Possibly if she

52:00

can make it back from Tokyo in

52:03

time I'd go Kansas City Chiefs. I

52:05

just one establish that ah I did

52:07

watch Ted the Tv show at I

52:09

texted you because you had recommended it.

52:12

Was very very good is very very if I

52:14

ever it'll work in my throat way through i

52:16

but I'm of in it. Sat.

52:18

Out know it so special you like

52:20

I gotta say of wanted a specific

52:23

assist assist to get a bench. Have

52:25

taken my time take my time there.

52:28

And. Then are also there's gonna be

52:31

there Teso Taylor Swift Superbowl. Are

52:33

you saying she's not gonna be

52:35

there? Well. Thank you for

52:37

asking. Ah, let's look it up her

52:39

tour page and here's the issue. Okay,

52:42

so taylor. Is

52:45

going to be in Japan on

52:47

Saturdays. Separate tents are now warming.

52:50

That's the Superbowl. Sunday February eleventh

52:52

Swift. These are massing it out

52:54

and looks like she could probably

52:56

take her private jet back and

52:58

make it to the Superbowl. However,

53:01

another wrinkle he earned. Her

53:03

tour continues in Australia friday February

53:06

sixteen. So as taylor really going

53:08

to perform in Tokyo, fly to

53:11

Vegas for the Superbowl, then Slice

53:13

Australia. I. Mean these are a

53:15

week later when you're saying on Friday?

53:17

Yeah, so does some the or day.

53:19

Yes, Is gone and soda. But.

53:22

There's also a major time difference like

53:24

you gotta make sure you're physically ready.

53:27

To. Perform in Australia with a

53:29

meat items lock. Us

53:31

easiest. Things that

53:34

she's missing: The Superbowl. I

53:36

now I, You're right. I just don't know what

53:38

to tell you right? You're right. Like the this

53:40

is the amount of money on the line. Not.

53:43

Just for the end of though. That.

53:46

For her career. That. Slides.

53:50

Is. Insane. Like last night, I

53:52

was watching these for ballgames and I

53:54

realized the Chiefs were going. To.

53:56

Go to the Superbowl and I are. All

53:59

in one. all across the

54:01

nation. I was like,

54:03

I heard a million ad execs

54:06

cream their jeans all at once. They

54:10

were all like, when I saw that the cheat

54:12

and then she was there like kissing

54:14

and hugging him on the field, everyone

54:17

in the ad industry at one time was

54:19

just like, oh!

54:25

Let me tell you, this is something that

54:27

is so big. America may

54:29

never recover. He

54:32

proposes to her at the end after

54:34

winning the game. This

54:37

could save the American economy. That

54:42

would be amazing, but I don't think that's happening.

54:44

I mean, they've only been dating too for like

54:46

six months. How about next year,

54:48

Super Bowl? He does that. Six months is all it

54:50

takes, Jesus. Does

54:53

she want that, though? Does she want that?

54:55

Does she want to be proposed to in a public

54:58

setting like this? No, that

55:00

would be cheesy. That

55:03

would just get a lot of

55:05

attention in Garner Moore sales. She wouldn't do that. She's

55:10

much short on cash. It

55:12

means the booster sales. I

55:15

don't know. To be real, that would never

55:17

happen. But anyway, I

55:19

thought of you, I thought of the ad

55:21

execs. They're all

55:24

just like,

55:26

yeah. But

55:28

they're up against the 49ers. They're the 49ers, man. Yeah,

55:33

I agree. Like I said last week,

55:35

until further notice, I am a Kansas

55:38

City Chiefs fan. Because of

55:40

Mama Kelsey, because of the Taylor of it

55:42

all. I think Travis Kelsey seems like

55:44

a very cool dude. I

55:46

love that he's vaccinated. He's like

55:48

the total opposite of Aaron Rodgers.

55:51

Aaron Rodgers just sucks. Travis

55:53

Kelsey is cool as hell. Aaron Rodgers,

55:55

yeah, totally. I should become

55:58

a Chiefs fan. I

56:01

let my theme the robot activities

56:03

then do a Bombay armed as

56:05

I've diseases. I'm so happy though

56:07

we that listen. We had a

56:09

big interview. I. Think we trusted.

56:12

I'm going to be posing these videos

56:14

throughout the week on the Facebook page.

56:17

Sign To Make Legs Five videos

56:19

from this episode. five like longer

56:22

ones. Three to five minutes. And.

56:24

Then ten rails. And. If you're

56:26

watching this right now, if you see video

56:28

for me this week, please for the love

56:30

of God. brought me a

56:33

like a reaction to comment share.

56:36

Watch. The video to the and

56:38

please. Try. To try to grow

56:40

the God is trying to grow videos

56:42

on Facebook. Because. They're

56:45

fun. They're awesome! Like. Way.

56:48

Better than just a text posts

56:50

Sex. Most fun! Because. People get

56:52

in on. Their. Really funny. But.

56:55

I'm. Videos.

56:58

That he is or where it's at for the seats

57:00

are Jesus. Like. A major and

57:02

video I could finally tried are. Really?

57:04

Received some of these Tucker's. Some.

57:07

Of these mother fuckers, you know, Mud.

57:09

Attackers are right. Well ah,

57:12

it's time for I'm. And.

57:15

I'm sorry I couldn't do as much. Why?

57:18

Does God need money? John Pagano wants to

57:20

know. Because. It takes because

57:22

everyone needs money. John. I.

57:25

Don't know what the way around of why do you

57:27

need it. And I you do. Because.

57:30

Have you seen as you see

57:32

in this economy? Have you seen

57:34

the prices of groceries? And also

57:36

John? I've never gotten one penny

57:38

from that collection plate. Not one.

57:40

How's God supposed to pay his

57:42

employees Like Jesus Air. Or

57:45

out egg realize he's my son and

57:47

this like so you know maybe this

57:49

is kind of a never. Maybe a

57:52

what? Allowing a nap baby never. babies

57:54

unites. Us the surface,

57:56

but there's always a hater.

57:59

I was focus. on the ones that are haters

58:02

because that's just a natural thing for

58:05

like most creators to do. You're

58:07

just like, how dare you? Yeah.

58:10

Yeah. But anyway, you

58:13

know what I have to say to haters? Shake

58:15

them off. Shake them off. Yeah.

58:18

No, that's pretty. That's a different song. Damn

58:20

it. Well,

58:25

I may not like her music, but I like

58:28

who she makes mad. I enjoyed that.

58:34

I enjoy right now that the toxic bros

58:36

are like, they don't

58:38

know who to root for. They

58:40

can't root for the cheese. What

58:42

are they going to do? The San Francisco 49ers?

58:47

They don't like San Francisco for other

58:49

reasons. Oh, right. Right. So

58:52

I guess they, they, all those jerks can

58:54

just skip the Super Bowl. That'd be great.

58:57

You know, it's probably going to be those Jesus

58:59

commercials this year again. Jesus. Oh

59:02

no. Oh no, no, no, no, no.

59:05

All right. Well, I got to make sure I have

59:07

plenty of wine ready for when I see that nonsense.

59:09

Well, I'm going to have to put out some videos

59:11

of you PSA. Boom,

59:13

boom, boom, boom. The

59:16

more you know, I'm Jesus and I do

59:18

not endorse these

59:20

commercial. Yes. The

59:23

people behind them are evil. He gets us.

59:25

He gets. He had nothing

59:27

to do with this. All right.

59:29

Who should we get next to be a guest

59:31

in the God pod? You let us know. Ask

59:34

your questions and make your comments on the

59:36

videos as they go out this week. It's

59:40

time for blessings and smites, Jesus. Well,

59:43

I want to remind everybody of

59:45

our bless a half hour ago.

59:48

God bless Kelly Carlin, of course. It was great having

59:50

her on. I

59:53

want to bless the Kansas City Chiefs.

59:55

Good luck in two weeks. I want

59:57

to bless. I want

59:59

to bless. Taylor Swift's private jet pilot, you

1:00:01

have a lot of work in front

1:00:04

of you over the next few weeks.

1:00:09

I want to smite 1 million moms

1:00:11

raging over a Turbo Tax ad. Can't

1:00:14

you find something better to complain about?

1:00:16

And I want to bless my table

1:00:18

flip all those years ago.

1:00:21

Yeah. Alright, very

1:00:23

good. I would like to bless Kelly Carlin

1:00:25

for coming on the show and for defending

1:00:28

her dad's honor

1:00:31

like that. I think he'd

1:00:33

be very proud because

1:00:36

it's not easy. You know,

1:00:38

and it's wonderful that

1:00:41

she's doing the right thing and taking

1:00:43

on these, but

1:00:46

these guys regret doing what they did now. They

1:00:49

took it down. They're trying to

1:00:51

avoid monetary, but

1:00:54

people need to learn. Not

1:00:56

even in a dream. Okay.

1:00:58

It's time for this. And I

1:01:00

want to smite those dudes. He's for

1:01:03

doing that. Listen, I understand

1:01:05

you're desperately unfunny. I

1:01:09

know what it's like to be,

1:01:11

to not be doing that well, but

1:01:14

here's the thing. Hey, step

1:01:17

off. Just deal with

1:01:20

it. Just get a real job. Okay.

1:01:22

Geez, you missed. Can

1:01:26

I be real for a second? I

1:01:28

like it. Maybe, maybe

1:01:30

you know what's in your future, honey. Maybe

1:01:33

you could do some consulting. Maybe

1:01:36

you could teach a class about how to do

1:01:39

corporate comedy. Maybe, maybe

1:01:41

you could do something in AI. All right.

1:01:45

So, smite them and

1:01:47

smite Donald Trump and all the

1:01:50

usual suspects. It's

1:01:53

time for a new commandment, Jesus. Are you ready for this?

1:01:56

Yes. Give one to

1:01:58

us. Yeah. Thou

1:02:00

shalt not use AI to put

1:02:02

words into the mouths of comedians.

1:02:05

That is the hackiest, most

1:02:07

putrid thing anyone in comedy

1:02:10

could ever do. REPENT!

1:02:14

REPENT, DAMN YOU! THE

1:02:17

LORD HAS SPOKEN! BOOM!

1:02:22

That was a good one. That was a strong

1:02:24

one. That was a... yeah, that was a big

1:02:26

one. I smoted all

1:02:28

over the place. It's

1:02:31

everywhere. You're gonna, even if you clean the

1:02:33

room with a black light, you're gonna still

1:02:36

be able to see Smite residue everywhere. What

1:02:39

color is Smite residue? White.

1:02:43

Oh, I was hoping it's like

1:02:45

blue or green. Okay, white.