0:00

This week on the God Pod. I

0:02

just love mama Kelsey Travis Kelsey's mom I

0:05

just think she's the best so I love

0:07

watching to see shots of mama Kelsey hanging

0:09

with Taytay Do you love her more than

0:11

your own mother Mary? Well to be honest

0:14

with you I feel like I see mama

0:16

Kelsey more than I see mama Mary Let

0:21

me tell you going live on Facebook takes courage

0:23

you're very brave Jesus. Did you know that you're

0:25

brave? I yeah, I mean I hung on that

0:27

cross I mean if that didn't instill bravery in

0:30

me, I don't know what will you got up

0:32

on that cross and you hung it out Stuck

0:34

it up God

0:37

sounds like a muppet so great. Hey You

0:41

know what? I'd like a laka

0:43

as a huge compliment. Am

0:46

I a god? Or

0:49

am I a muppet? Hello

1:03

people of Facebook. Hello threaders

1:06

and Instagrammers and what zappers.

1:08

You know Jesus a Lot

1:11

of people on Facebook don't know about

1:13

threads yet. Well, they really should I've

1:15

been enjoying it. They're like, what's that?

1:18

What what's that? I'm here with Jesus

1:20

Jesus Christ. Hey dad, and he's my

1:22

son. Yes I am don't you

1:24

forget it even though you do forget it from

1:26

time to time? Well, you're such a good friend

1:28

of mine my good buddy my

1:31

good pal that it's uh, It's

1:33

easy for me to forget that you're also

1:35

my son. Also, you know, we've been doing this for

1:38

thousands of years So yes,

1:40

I don't know. We're

1:42

business partners all business

1:44

all business Business in

1:46

the front party in the back if

1:48

you're watching this broadcast right now say

1:51

hi to God and Jesus Yeah

1:54

comment and we were

1:56

there there was one. Oh and give us a

1:58

like and Share

2:01

and and that'll help more people discover

2:03

look here's someone Evan asks God Would

2:05

you share a childhood memory from a

2:08

favorite family vacation sure? Remember

2:11

okay, Jesus we were just talking about

2:13

remember that time that I took you

2:15

to Disney World Yes, that was so

2:17

much fun. What year was that again?

2:19

That was last year I Was

2:25

the first time I was like ever

2:27

gonna play this like we were there opening day No,

2:30

and and then remember I

2:33

took you on Rollercoaster

2:36

yes, which we went on a big

2:38

Thunder Mountain. I was a little here

2:41

But I did you were great years

2:44

you were so brave and that's

2:46

a good father You encouraged me to do it

2:48

and to conquer my fears I remember I took

2:51

you to meet Chewbacca and he gave you a

2:53

big big Chewbacca hug a

2:55

big wookiee hug That was so much fun.

2:57

He was so warm and cuddly anyone

3:04

Let's practice our Chewbacca I

3:13

got a big one. I'm gonna encore I

3:20

Should Baca having an orgasm, okay We're

3:25

trying we're here. This is the God pod. We're trying

3:27

to be funny Trying

3:29

being the operative word how's

3:33

the gal but thanks for watching

3:35

out there Facebookers and Don't

3:38

be afraid to say hi in the chat, and

3:40

we will say hi back. I don't think people

3:43

Understand yet Jesus that they that we

3:45

are actually live They

3:47

don't understand how this works. They think like

3:49

oh, this is an animated show And

3:53

so therefore they recorded this at

3:55

some other point in time and

3:57

then painstakingly animated it, but

3:59

no You can ask us questions

4:01

in the chat right now, and

4:04

we will respond to you right

4:06

now in real time. Like a guy

4:08

named Robert just said, Amen. Amen

4:11

to that. Can I get an Amen? We

4:14

see you. Look at

4:16

that. Deanna just said, Hello. Steve

4:18

just said, Hi God, how's it

4:21

going? Hi, Steve.

4:23

I'm good. How are you? How are you

4:25

doing? Honestly, me and Jesus are

4:27

so far ahead of the game and in

4:29

the future that people

4:32

can't even understand it. I

4:34

know. They're like, I'm watching

4:36

an animated show. How could this be? So

4:38

Jesus, we have a lot to get to

4:41

today on the God pot. Oh yeah, they're

4:43

starting to understand that we can react with

4:45

them. Nick says,

4:47

Hello God. Hope all is good with you. Hi,

4:51

Nick. I hope all is God

4:53

with you too. Michael says,

4:56

have you ever interacted with chump

4:58

or reached out for a collab?

5:00

Does he know you're always watching?

5:02

I have never ever reached out. I

5:05

never will. I do

5:07

not like Cheeto bonito.

5:09

OK, people are asking a lot

5:11

of political questions already. Jesus Cara

5:14

says, God, you do exist. I

5:16

do. Hi, Cara. Jesus,

5:20

I've been I've been asking a lot

5:22

of engagement questions on my page lately.

5:24

Have you seen? I have. You

5:26

have been on top of it on Facebook. They've

5:28

been really fun to read. Do you like it?

5:31

I do. I love reading them.

5:33

What do you say, audience? Is

5:35

this an improvement? Is this

5:37

an improvement on how I was? Because last year

5:39

and in the past, Jesus, it's all been I

5:42

post. I posted mostly links. Yeah. And

5:45

we don't want

5:47

to leave the platform. We want to stay

5:49

on the platform and comment right there. Honestly,

5:52

I never you

5:54

know, I'm Enjoying this new

5:57

direction more than anyone. And. Facebook

6:00

is getting back to. What? It

6:02

used to be because they're actually paying

6:04

creators to do the right thing. Yeah.

6:08

What a concept! Made. A forever

6:10

keep doing that. We.

6:12

Are a lot on. The. Also, yeah, the

6:15

those what money. And thankfully jesus.

6:17

I prepared for this moment by

6:19

getting the podcast going and getting

6:21

our ability to do live animation

6:23

going over the last four or

6:25

five years. And so we

6:27

are ready for this moment. We. Are

6:29

ready for this moment. Damn it. Gave.

6:32

It to lie. So you're going to

6:34

be saying oh my dearest friends here

6:36

on Facebook who have been interacting with

6:38

all the posts First of all, I

6:40

just want to say. Thank. You

6:42

so much. Second, Of

6:44

all, or because your comments are

6:46

consistently hilarious, an interesting, and what

6:48

we we run the gamut. Jesus,

6:50

we've got. Hilarious! things we

6:52

discuss with got really interesting things like

6:55

one of my favorites. Last.

6:57

Week I asked was like what was

6:59

the greatest lesson you've learned. So

7:03

far and people's answers were.

7:06

Mind. Blowing. Out

7:08

yet? Well I think that was the question.

7:10

It was something of are some really good

7:13

ones like the like for example, the me

7:15

give you an example. someone said i learned

7:17

that this too shall pass. Goes.

7:19

Both ways. Ah was

7:21

boy. Well, that phrase. It. Is

7:23

but it's but most people they only

7:25

reply up apply it to legs. bad

7:27

things. But. But. And

7:30

this is not. All in all

7:32

so sadly works for good teams

7:34

who wait it we know I

7:36

don't want to think about it

7:38

that way. Eyes and a half

7:40

as good as a specific skype

7:42

have to sit well. Insists it's

7:44

this kind of. If

7:46

you think about it, it kind of just

7:48

pulls you into the present moment. And

7:51

with his fans human spend so much

7:53

of their lives. Contemplating.

7:55

The past in the future that they never

7:58

really get to appreciate. The. press moment

8:01

yeah like Jesus Jesus

8:03

stop stop right

8:06

here this is the

8:08

present moment this this right now we're

8:10

here we're alive baby we're here here

8:12

and now we're with you and

8:15

I love you I love you too and

8:17

I'm so thankful that you have been a

8:19

part of my journey Jesus God

8:21

paid fans just in case you don't know this guy

8:25

right here he's the

8:27

governor he's the goat

8:29

right here he's kept me going so

8:31

this is the god pod thanks for tuning in

8:35

you keep an eye on those we

8:37

have lots of questions we can answer should

8:39

we should we start our deal let's start

8:42

off with ask God I'm sure we could

8:44

go into news and and

8:46

you know John Stewart's gonna

8:48

be back on the Daily

8:50

Show this year Jesus that's pretty breaking news

8:53

yeah that wasn't it he's

8:55

gonna be an executive producer on

8:57

the Daily Show beginning I guess

8:59

immediately and right and he's gonna

9:01

be the host on Mondays Monday

9:03

election he might also return

9:05

in 2025 but we'll see yeah

9:07

but that's that's a stunner I honestly you

9:09

know I wanted Roy Wood Jr. to be

9:12

the host but there's have so many good

9:14

options any of their correspondents would probably do

9:16

a great job but I feel

9:18

like they discovered that their ratings are

9:21

higher when they're switching it out it

9:23

prevents the show from becoming stale which

9:26

I totally see that also

9:28

every time there's a new comedian on

9:30

they're like pumping it to their Instagram

9:32

well exactly and I think maybe I think

9:35

people loved that period of the Daily Show

9:37

where they had this rotating panel I guess

9:39

it was after Trevor Noah left so I

9:42

get it you mean now a

9:45

Rising Tide lifts all ships too, right? So

9:47

if if people are tuning in on Mondays

9:49

for John Stewart, they might get into this

9:51

daily cadence again with the Daily Show and

9:53

then maybe one of these other people who

9:55

are hosting throughout the rest of the week

9:57

will be lifted up thanks to John Stewart's

9:59

prayer. In a very interesting it's very interesting

10:01

what they're doing their that they have. I'm

10:03

telling you the ratings must be higher. Because.

10:07

You know, People. Like different

10:09

people some people's they like

10:11

was the zones. Other people

10:13

they like Sarah Silverman. Other people they

10:15

liked. Roads. Are you know

10:17

his legs had he had zoos. Yeah.

10:20

Well yes, I agree with that. And

10:23

it's It's interesting to that. Jon

10:25

Stewart he had the show on

10:27

Apple Tv plus run an Apple

10:29

decided to part ways. I was

10:32

actually a daily sold on on

10:34

on. It wasn't really. that is

10:36

that it was denied that they

10:38

mutually decided to part ways. I

10:40

was on. Stewart was taught it were had

10:42

an episode he wanted to do about China.

10:45

An apple was like yeah, no. Yeah.

10:48

Have you can talk bad about them?

10:50

We need them. And. Then zone

10:52

so is like for by. I'm

10:55

just shocked John Stewart in a anticipate

10:57

this type of issue coming up when

10:59

he and Mislead decided to partner with

11:01

Apple Bites. That aside, I think this

11:03

is a great opportunity. A lot of

11:05

this whole have we British buys. A

11:07

lot of people have criticised John Stewart over

11:10

the years for not being around during a

11:12

certain presidential campaign a few years ago and

11:14

now this is his sense of us to

11:16

redeem himself. Not I don't. hold on. hold

11:19

on saving the world sizes hold onto his

11:21

yeah, we got a hater The audience. He.

11:24

Robber as as Jesus, you'd swear.

11:26

absurd trivial today. I

11:29

love trivia. Night is our duty a

11:31

good enough what it means: trivial pursuits.

11:33

You. Know what? Are you? what? I love Jesus.

11:35

It doesn't mess, it's it literally does not

11:38

matter what I post or what I talk

11:40

about on on the Facebook. There's. Always

11:42

somebody mad. More

11:44

ways I could just tweet out like

11:47

at to as a tweet. I

11:50

still call it a tweet I get I get a

11:52

hit by a hot item I know, our brains. I

11:55

could just post like. Puppies.

11:58

and within like five comments there would be

12:01

like someone be like, yeah, but how come you're not talking

12:03

about this? No, cats.

12:05

Yeah. Well, how come you're not

12:07

talking about this other thing? No,

12:09

chill. You know what I mean? Like,

12:12

yeah, because I already talked about it

12:14

before. Maybe

12:16

maybe because not

12:19

everyone wants to spend their lives getting

12:22

depressed from their entertainment.

12:25

You know, it's hard, Jesus. I used

12:27

to on the Facebook and

12:29

in general on the podcast only

12:31

want to do the hardest, most depressing

12:34

political stuff, right? Right. Yes.

12:37

You can vouch for that. Yeah. And

12:39

over time, I feel like, you know what?

12:42

It doesn't make a shred of difference. I

12:46

mean, I'm not changing anyone's mind in

12:48

this current epoch because they hate the

12:50

other side so much. But

12:53

also, I'm not doing

12:55

my job as what I

12:57

wanted to be in the first place, which is

12:59

an entertainer. You know, I

13:02

created the world and I created all these

13:04

humans strictly so I could see

13:06

if I was funny. I

13:09

just wanted someone to pat me on the head

13:11

and be like, you know what, God, you're

13:14

funny. You're clever. How

13:16

about that? God, everybody. Easter

13:18

is a funny, clever guy. And

13:22

now you are just in

13:24

full entertainment mode. Yeah, I am trying

13:26

because it's for my own sanity, honestly,

13:28

to have fun, to have

13:31

a little fun. Yes, I

13:33

know everything that's going on and

13:36

it's horror of shocks and horrifies

13:38

me many of the things, but

13:41

I am here to dance

13:44

into the fire. Dance

13:46

into the fire. Two questions about this

13:48

now. Why do you sound a little

13:51

like Seth Rogen? How

13:53

many gummies did you eat? Are you Seth

13:55

Rogen? Tyler, thank

13:58

you for comparing. Um,

14:01

Seth Rogen to God. Uh,

14:03

I would like to remind you that

14:06

I was famous way before him. Okay.

14:09

So if anything, Seth Rogen sounds

14:11

like God, uh,

14:14

I, uh, yeah, I,

14:18

I do dabble in the gummies, but

14:20

I, I, I've been better lately. Jesus,

14:22

I saved them for nighttime because

14:24

if I do them in the lab, I'm not on, on

14:27

a gummy right now, I haven't done

14:29

a vape. I haven't done a joint. If I were

14:31

to do that right now, I would be totally like

14:34

useless for this podcast.

14:36

You did that some coffee, right? Prior to recording.

14:38

I have my coffee right here, right in front

14:40

of me. Hold on. Ah,

14:45

there it is. Did you hear that? I

14:47

did. I did. Did you get any of that? Your

14:49

coffee sip was broadcast to the world.

14:53

The coffee sip heard round the world.

14:56

Dance into the fire. So

14:58

anyway, thank you for, um,

15:01

joining us Facebook friends. Thank

15:04

you for being a part of the God page.

15:06

I am making a huge shift

15:08

this year into video as is

15:10

everybody else. We're being highly motivated

15:14

to do so basically like

15:17

a little bird being kicked out of its nest.

15:19

It's like it's time. The time has come now. It's

15:22

either fly or sink. So,

15:27

and we're choosing flight

15:29

baby. So

15:31

I hope you enjoy this. I hope if

15:33

you see a reel from me, I posted

15:35

a bunch of reels lately. Jesus. Did you see any of

15:37

them? Uh, I can't say I

15:39

did to be honest with you. That's fine. I

15:41

only posted them on Facebook. Uh,

15:44

I guess I don't look there for video. I

15:47

see all your other posts though. I answered a

15:49

bunch of questions. So yeah.

15:53

Do you want to move on to news? We have

15:55

some other questions we could address as well. I just

15:57

want to keep answering questions because I love interacting. with

16:00

my Facebook friend

16:02

here. Do you wanna address this one, or is it too

16:04

hot for Facebook? Never seen

16:06

Trump and Satan in the same room, any thoughts? Never

16:08

seen Trump and Satan in the same room, any thoughts?

16:11

I... Wow.

16:14

I'm not gonna malign our pal Satan

16:17

like that, okay? Satan has been a

16:19

big part of the God Pod for

16:21

years now, and he's my guy.

16:24

Okay. He's cooler than you would expect We've

16:27

bonded over our shared love of Andor,

16:30

and many other things. So, no,

16:32

I think Satan would be

16:35

very unhappy with that comparison. I

16:38

agree, I agree, actually. Melissa says, were

16:41

you banned from YouTube? No?

16:45

Why would you think that? Oh,

16:48

because I haven't posted on YouTube in a while.

16:52

Oh yeah. We could start streaming

16:54

there at some point, maybe. Yeah, I

16:56

mean, I gotta start posting

16:58

my videos and reels on YouTube again, and

17:00

stream there and all that stuff. I just

17:03

focus it on the Facebook right

17:05

now. John wants to

17:08

know, God and Jesus, how

17:10

often do you trim your beards? Wow.

17:14

Probably about once a

17:16

week. I like to keep at the

17:18

same length, and I like

17:21

to get it all freshened up for the weekend.

17:23

So I'd normally do it on a Thursday or

17:25

Friday. I'm more of a once

17:27

every two months kind of God.

17:30

Okay. Yeah, yours is a little longer, I get

17:32

that. I go in and they

17:34

have no clue what my haircut or

17:36

beard is supposed to be. I just

17:38

look like I just came out

17:40

of a cabin in Montana. A

17:43

mountain man. Who's this crazy?

17:46

Oh, that's the other thing, Jesus, for Facebook.

17:48

We have to try and not curse. Okay.

17:52

So let's practice. I'm a good boy. Instead of

17:55

the F word, I could say fork. Like

17:58

Jesus. That's good. Jesus. Christ.

18:01

Or. You are your forking mind. Know

18:04

father, I'm forty, not. So.

18:07

How is that? That was great! I'm

18:10

supporting normal okay widow without wait. Wait

18:12

what elevated would also the do in

18:14

the good place. Like

18:16

your number of leave it on. I never

18:19

watched in place but I know what you're

18:21

referencing. Yes yes yes yes yes it was

18:23

so good. I. Live in a good place. I'm

18:25

in heaven. Why do I need to watch it? Now.

18:28

Know. Oh.

18:32

Yeah. So

18:34

he says his garden by default. Jesus

18:36

of Furries no specific. Again, what a

18:39

random question. Where would you? However, we

18:41

support anyone who chooses to be a

18:43

furry down there on earth. I don't

18:46

know about the i'm not going to

18:48

change same I'm not Also not going

18:50

to support. As

18:52

I don't. I don't know

18:54

who. I'm. Supporting. I

18:58

was it is. I will neither confirm

19:00

nor deny. That.

19:02

There's nothing to say. I mean there's

19:05

not another right beside of supporting their

19:07

with very high rollers. a big for

19:09

jesus but I. I. Was a

19:11

say that over the centuries gods

19:13

tried everything. Men. Including

19:16

having a tell you get bored to.

19:22

With. Freddie was know where do you

19:24

to go for pizza? Well clearly wow,

19:26

down some main street haven't. And

19:29

we stopped by our

19:32

favorite. Pizza. Place

19:34

to come up with upon for god

19:36

knows God knows it's like dominance by

19:38

a guide. Owns and operates it and

19:41

it's better than an ominous because we

19:43

a lot of damage as is not.

19:46

Supported the gods are assessed sister

19:48

five of gods said well. I

19:51

like that are. Trying

19:55

to think of a play on Pizza Hut, but. the

19:59

hate to have been but Yeah, it's not

20:01

as fun, but I like Papa Gods. Papa

20:03

Gods is pretty good. Bo

20:06

suggested we call our pizza shop Holy

20:08

Dough. I like that. Holy

20:10

Dough! Holy Dough

20:12

suggested by Bo. Thanks Bo for

20:15

suggesting Holy Dough. That

20:18

was dope, yo. Bill

20:21

wants to know why would God need money? Bill? Bill,

20:26

can God be real for a second? Everybody

20:28

needs money, Bill. You

20:30

know what? It's right in your name. God

20:33

needs to pay his bills. Bill.

20:37

So, you know what? I don't get any money from

20:39

that church. Never did.

20:42

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21:24

Jay Julius says, God is

21:26

jacked. Hallelujah. Bless

21:29

that. You don't even know the

21:31

half of it. Jesus, I could rip off

21:33

this robe right now and show you my

21:35

glistening muscles. But I think that

21:37

Facebook would then say this post is

21:40

not recommendable. Yeah. And Jesus,

21:42

your son would say, dad, I don't

21:44

really need to see you shirtless in

21:47

Speedo. With

21:50

all due respect, your beautiful, gorgeous, perfect body,

21:52

I don't need to see you. Same with

21:54

you, Jesus. I've been confronted with your six

21:57

pack abs and your, uh... The

22:00

whole world has. You're coming to

22:02

Jesus gutters for a

22:04

long time. And I don't, you

22:06

know, I don't particularly want to see it, but I

22:08

do. I

22:11

think we all do. I didn't want to be hung on

22:13

the cross, but I was. Well,

22:15

you definitely were hung. Jay

22:18

asks, God, why didn't you put this stuff

22:20

in the Bible? Okay, that's an easy one,

22:22

Jay. I didn't

22:24

have anything to do with writing

22:28

that book. But not a zero

22:30

zip zilch. So

22:34

yeah, it was written

22:36

by like sheep herders

22:40

and goat herders and then edited

22:42

in Rome and

22:44

a bunch of other stuff added. Yeah.

22:48

So anyway, yeah, there's your answer. We here

22:51

at the God pod do not endorse the

22:53

contents of the Bible. You

22:59

want to talk about some news now, Jesus? Did

23:02

you see those Oscar nominations? Uh,

23:05

yeah. I posted about it

23:07

a lot yesterday, like everybody. Yeah. And

23:09

based on the color of your robe,

23:11

I'm going to guess you weren't too

23:13

pleased by how the Academy has handled

23:15

Barbie. Oh, because of my

23:17

pink robe. Yeah. I, uh,

23:20

well, I'll tell you, I jumped on

23:22

the, the, the backlash just like everybody.

23:25

Here we are in day two of

23:27

the fallout from the Barbie

23:30

Oscars fiasco. And

23:33

you know, it's, it's

23:35

day two. I did people

23:38

are the, now this is the part

23:40

Jesus, where there's the backlash to the

23:42

backlash where people

23:44

are like, Hey, this is disrespectful to

23:47

the other nominees. And

23:49

then the people that, and, and, and

23:52

Jesus, the people that are, you know,

23:55

on the side of saying,

23:57

well, Barbie's the director and

23:59

the, and She should have been nominated for Best

24:01

Actor. Some people are going

24:03

a little too crazy with it. Too

24:06

crazy. I saw something like,

24:08

oh man, I think it was

24:11

the LA Times posted something like

24:14

totally attacking the other nominees. And

24:18

I was like, okay, I

24:20

think, uh, I

24:22

think this has gone too far now. Even

24:25

Ryan Gosling made a statement

24:27

after Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie

24:30

were snubbed. Yeah, that was great. I shared

24:32

that statement. Yeah. He said, there's

24:34

no Ken without Barbie. No,

24:36

yeah, it makes no sense. How do you

24:38

not, people are comparing it to like when

24:40

Jaws was nominated for best picture,

24:43

but Steven Spielberg wasn't nominated for

24:45

Best Director for Jaws. And

24:48

they were like, and

24:50

at the time they put out a video and they were like,

24:52

who do you think directed this

24:54

picture? The shock? And

24:57

it's like, it's crazy. Yeah. They know Barbie,

25:00

everything about it, except for the director and

25:02

the person actually playing Barbie. Okay. Obviously

25:05

it was a popular, uh,

25:07

uh, movie and that is why many,

25:10

many people saw it. And that's why many

25:12

people are flabbergasted at

25:15

the same time, Jesus, I would say

25:17

most of us have not seen the

25:20

other movies nominated. So it's

25:22

impossible to make, uh, you

25:25

know, a correct judgment call on

25:27

what should or should not, but you know,

25:29

it's just like, man, how do you nominate,

25:31

but not not the

25:34

director and that remains absurd. But

25:37

anyway, I will say this at the end

25:39

of all things, Jesus, it was

25:41

just nice. To, to

25:44

care about something that does not matter.

25:48

Exactly. Yes. A

25:51

nation longs to care about stupid BS again.

25:53

You know what I mean? Yeah.

25:55

Like Oscar nominations you're specifically referring

25:57

to. Yeah. You know, like. At

26:00

the end of the day, these people are like

26:02

millionaires and billionaires and they're

26:05

also nominated. They're still nominated

26:07

for other stuff. So

26:09

it's like, but those are

26:11

a couple of the biggest categories. They were

26:13

snubbed out of and it's as it's been

26:15

so frequently. I'm just playing devil's bad because

26:17

the devil is not here. So I'm just,

26:20

you know, trying to give you

26:22

both sides here. The, um, also, I

26:24

would say, uh, oh man.

26:28

I forgot. I haven't

26:30

taken a gummy, Jesus, but I lost

26:32

it. The patriarchy, the patriarchy wins again.

26:34

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh

26:36

man. Jesus. In the comments

26:39

yesterday, I posted, you

26:41

know, a comment about

26:43

this or a thought about this. And

26:45

instantly, the first 10 comments were just

26:47

toxic dudes who were like, yeah,

26:50

well, maybe she should really

26:52

act better. Yeah, well, maybe, maybe Ryan

26:54

Gosling is the better actor. I

26:57

don't think that was the problem. And

26:59

at the point where like those dudes

27:01

are like really happy. I'm like,

27:05

okay. Ah,

27:08

somewhat remember, remember where Shapiro like

27:10

set, he bought a Barbie dream

27:12

house and then set it on fire. Oh yeah.

27:15

We watched that on the God pod. That was great.

27:20

And then, and then a month later after

27:22

it made a billion dollars, they tried to

27:24

claim it as being a conservative movie. And

27:28

now they're like, oh, so happy

27:31

anyway. Yes. It's just another front

27:34

in the culture war. I want

27:36

to make one more comment about awards

27:38

season. The Emmys aired a couple weeks

27:40

ago. They actually were pretty good,

27:42

but they hit a record low number of

27:45

viewers. It was a little over 4 million. Yeah,

27:48

but that, but I can tell you why, Jesus. I

27:50

can tell you why. It was up

27:52

against an NFL football game. I

27:54

guess. The Bills

27:56

game that day had been delayed from

27:59

Saturday to Monday. There's

28:01

more at play than that, I think. And the ratings... And

28:05

NFL playoff game? Well, okay,

28:07

I agree with you. Those are very big.

28:09

But ratings overall for these awards shows have

28:11

been going down and down over the years.

28:13

Also, I had so much to watch on

28:15

TV. They

28:17

must not have advertised that at all because

28:19

I had no idea the Emmys were on

28:21

that night until that night. And it

28:24

didn't help that they're on a Monday night. Like,

28:27

terrible. But I had to put the Emmy for

28:29

it. They did not advertise that

28:31

at all. I literally Googled

28:33

that night randomly, when are these Emmys going to

28:35

be on? They were like... It was

28:37

like today. But it's just... People

28:39

care less about who's winning these awards.

28:42

Ultimately, they don't really mean much. I

28:46

wholeheartedly agree that Barbie should have

28:48

been nominated for Best Director. Oh,

28:50

yeah. But all rewards. They're all

28:52

politics. It's all just, you know,

28:55

like... And people care less about

28:57

watching actors and Hollywood pat itself

28:59

on the back. Oh, we

29:01

did such a great job with our movies

29:03

this year. That's what it is. It's a

29:06

fun watch, but people got other concerns. But

29:08

again, Jesus, it's fun to talk about something

29:10

that does not matter. True. Hey,

29:12

speaking of football, I have some news I would

29:14

like to share. Yeah. So I,

29:17

until further notice, am going to be

29:19

a Kansas City Chiefs fan. Oh,

29:22

yeah? Yes. Why? One,

29:25

because of the Taylor of it all, naturally. Oh, right.

29:27

Right. I'm a huge Taylor Swift fan, right? Two,

29:30

because my teams, the Packers and the Eagles

29:32

are out. Three, because Andy Reid used to

29:35

coach the Eagles. He coaches the Chiefs

29:37

now. And four, I

29:40

just love Mama Kelsey, Travis Kelsey's mom.

29:42

I just think she's the best. So

29:45

I love watching the shots

29:47

of Mama Kelsey hanging with Tay Tay. Do you

29:49

love her more than your own mother Mary? Well,

29:54

to be honest with you, I feel like I see

29:56

Mama Kelsey more than I see Mama Mary. So

30:00

she's like a mom to me at this

30:02

point Wow Yeah, and

30:04

and and you liked the brother taking his

30:06

shirt off and going ham. That

30:09

was funny. They're a fun family. It seems

30:11

like One of our

30:13

listeners says go Ravens. Yeah, who will be

30:16

going up against the Chiefs this Sunday I

30:19

would say you know who I'm rooting for

30:21

Jesus the Lions the Lions the

30:23

Lions. Yeah, they used to They

30:26

played a big role in the Old Testament

30:28

and eating people and they

30:30

also I Just

30:33

root for the underdog Okay, Jesus.

30:35

I always root for the under God

30:37

because Like

30:40

Detroit has never won a Super

30:42

Bowl also the city of Detroit

30:46

has been through a lot of hardship and I

30:50

just think it would it will be funny to see Yeah,

30:52

Super Bowl between the Lions and the

30:55

Chiefs and they're constantly cutting between shots

30:57

of Taylor Swift or Eminem

31:00

being happy or Matt Yeah,

31:03

the Chiefs did just win the Super Bowl

31:05

last year. So it's kind of boring if

31:07

the same team wins two years in a

31:09

row Yeah, I get that

31:12

but also football is boring in general

31:15

It's just rooting. It's just rooting for

31:17

a Different

31:20

uniform and lit and

31:22

brand logo. That's it. That's all it is. That

31:25

is true These players are not actually

31:27

tied to these teams. It's very it's

31:29

very it's just a way to again

31:31

it's just a way to distract yourself

31:33

from the horrors of the

31:35

world and Of

31:37

end-stage capitalists. Okay, but okay.

31:40

We all need some distractions and we

31:42

clearly do because Oh

31:47

Reality reality can be so

31:49

hard, you know you focus on what

31:51

is right? What is

31:53

my therapist? Oh is it she always tells me God

31:57

don't focus on what if Focus

32:00

on what is. And

32:03

I'm like, wow. That's

32:06

pretty good, right, Jesus? Yes, the

32:08

Kansas City Chiefs are

32:10

the best team in the NFL. And better win the

32:12

Super Bowl this year! Okay.

32:19

Jesus is going all in on the Kansas City Chiefs. Jesus,

32:21

in case you couldn't tell, is a huge

32:24

Taylor Swift fan, right, Jesus? I

32:26

love Taylor Swift. Purchased 1989 Taylor's album

32:28

now. Version. And

32:31

did you see that Travis

32:33

Kelsey is planning something very

32:35

special for Valentine's Day? Yes.

32:39

He's taking her—he told me what he's doing. He's

32:41

taking her to Cheesecake Factory. Oh.

32:45

I saw a lot of funny responses on

32:47

Twitter, just posting different positions

32:49

from the Kamasutra. Other

32:53

people are like, yeah, he's going to hand her

32:55

a Super Bowl victory. Oh,

32:58

that's kind of sweet, actually. I

33:03

love love. William says, you're just

33:05

going to leave out the Holy Spirit like that?

33:08

Well, you know what? If enough

33:10

of you like our live streams

33:12

and videos and watch our

33:14

videos, we'll be able to bring the Holy

33:16

Spirit back, okay? How about that? And

33:19

then he says, aren't you two the same person? Clearly

33:22

not. No. There's

33:24

one person. There's

33:26

the second person. There's

33:28

two of us. Yeah, Bo.

33:30

They say Bo knows, but Bo don't know

33:33

nothing. All right. It's

33:35

the Holy Trinity, three. And

33:38

the Holy Spirit will hopefully return one day when

33:41

she flies home to her nest. Everybody

33:43

watching right now live on Facebook, what

33:45

are you thinking of seeing Jesus and

33:47

God live, responding to your questions

33:50

like this? Are you enjoying this? Come on.

33:53

Give me a pat on the head. Come on. Pat,

33:55

Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat. How

33:57

am I looking, Jesus? How's my new computer running? looking

34:00

smooth you're smooth as

34:05

a river yeah

34:07

that's good Jesus that's the only analogy you have asked

34:12

him he was like smooth like

34:14

a river smooth as a fresh

34:16

layer of peanut butter on a

34:18

piece of bread hey as

34:21

yeah creamy jiffy a

34:24

baby's cheeks there you

34:26

go all right Bo

34:28

says love it uh

34:31

Stephen says thanks for the rainbow

34:33

support Jesus commenting on your rainbow

34:35

sash you got it Stephen little-known

34:37

facts if you don't listen to

34:39

the podcast I am a gay

34:42

person and I'm wearing this rainbow

34:44

sash to celebrate that and

34:47

to proudly support

34:49

the LGBTQ plus community

34:51

thank you yeah it's

34:53

lgbtq

34:56

plus right plus j

34:59

for Jesus what about the eye what about

35:01

the ia well that's why we use plus

35:03

to cover everybody lgbtq

35:06

ia plus

35:08

j is a okay is okay

35:11

okay with me alright good

35:14

job Jesus well

35:16

it seems like the people they love it

35:19

so good we're gonna

35:21

have to go we might have to plan on

35:23

going live sometime at nighttime Jesus ooh

35:26

because I feel like a lot of

35:28

people you know might have more of

35:30

an ability to watch things when they're

35:32

not at work or

35:34

something I don't know not

35:37

everybody can yell sneak a

35:39

viewing of the god pod at

35:41

work or or

35:44

or lucky enough to be retired but we'll see

35:47

yeah we're recording in the middle of

35:49

the day American human time so I get

35:51

it says I love you guys your shows got

35:53

me through some tough times and stressful drives to

35:56

and from work thank you Stacy I hope

35:59

we're never too funny that you get into an accident.

36:02

Robert says, actually, you guys are great. I

36:06

may have to devote more attention. Live

36:08

is great. Thank you, Robert. That's

36:10

what seen Robert earlier who we thought was

36:13

doing a little S-talking, but turns out –

36:15

Nice. We won him over. He's

36:17

cool. We love you too, Robert. Let

36:19

me tell you, going live on Facebook takes courage.

36:21

You're very brave, Jesus. Did you know that you're

36:24

brave? Yeah. I mean, I hung on

36:26

that cross. I mean, if that didn't instill bravery in

36:28

me, I don't know what will. You got up on

36:30

that cross and you hung it out, stuck it out.

36:32

Yeah, they want us to sing a duet too. Don't

36:35

go breaking my heart. Don't

36:37

go breaking my heart. I

36:39

couldn't if I tried. Hey,

36:42

hey, hey, hey, baby, baby,

36:44

baby. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

36:46

baby. Bam, bam, bam,

36:49

bam, bam. Oh, by the way,

36:51

speaking of the Emmys, congratulations to

36:53

Elton John. He is now –

36:55

he has claimed the elusive EGOT

36:57

title. He's won

37:00

the Emmy, the Grammy, the Oscar,

37:02

and the Tony. He's completed the

37:05

EGOT achievement in life. Yeah, good

37:07

for him. Good for him. Good

37:09

for everybody. You know what? I wish everybody

37:11

– people need to

37:13

get this mad about God

37:16

and Jesus not getting their due. How

37:23

come God and Jesus weren't nominated for

37:26

an Emmy for their podcast? Look

37:30

how full of himself he is, listeners. He

37:32

thinks we're EGOT worthy for the podcast. I

37:35

think we deserve all the

37:37

things, Jesus. People just

37:40

don't know. You know, it's interesting.

37:42

I wanted to circle back to the way

37:46

that we talk about things like,

37:49

for example, Taylor Swift always being

37:52

front and center in discussion lately, or

37:54

Travis Kelsey, or Barbie. I

37:58

wanted to say the reason for that is – is

38:00

that there's very little shared culture

38:02

anymore. Everybody

38:04

is so busy watching their own

38:07

shows on their own streaming services

38:09

and their own YouTubes and

38:11

their own individual micro influencers such

38:13

as God that they

38:16

don't, you know, it used

38:18

to be there was a lot more that people

38:20

could discuss and get

38:22

it. We'll be right back after

38:24

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38:27

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39:01

A on your podcast app. Also,

39:06

I would like to

39:08

mention, make fair mention of

39:10

the fact that the social

39:12

media algorithms, especially on meta

39:15

as it stands, you are

39:17

literally not allowed to like

39:20

talk about a lot of things. Did

39:23

you know that Jesus? If

39:25

you talk about, if you talk about politics,

39:29

they bury your posts. And

39:31

why is that? Why is

39:34

that? Because they, and they're

39:36

going to do the same thing on

39:38

threads or they're already doing, because they

39:40

took so much heat from 2016

39:42

on that

39:45

they never want to take that type of

39:47

heat again. And so

39:50

they call it what they would call

39:52

it in Silicon Valley is it's freedom

39:56

of speech, but not

39:58

freedom of reach. Like

40:01

they don't have to. Clever. Yeah,

40:04

clever. So it's

40:06

actually pretty horrible because it affects

40:12

people that are telling the truth as much as it

40:14

does the people that are spreading lies.

40:17

So I don't like it. We have

40:19

to dance around this type

40:22

of thing. It's also the reason why like

40:24

on TikTok they have to use a word

40:27

like unalived. Have

40:29

you heard this? Have you heard this

40:31

word? Unalived instead of dead? Instead of

40:33

killed. They have to say, I

40:36

don't want to be unalived because

40:38

that word, because TikTok has also got

40:42

a lot of surprisingly a lot

40:44

of censorship, but surprisingly also allowing

40:46

a ton of misinformation at the

40:49

same time. So

40:51

it's because of these algorithms

40:54

don't work at all and they can't figure

40:56

out how to get it to work, that

41:00

you're not allowed to talk about things. And

41:02

at the same time, did you know that

41:04

57% of the internet is already like, I was just reading

41:09

yesterday someone saying that 57% of

41:11

the internet is already AI generated.

41:14

Oh, all this content you see on blogs

41:16

and news sites and whatnot. I guess I'm

41:19

not surprised. I mean, people are... Well, it's

41:21

not just that. It's

41:23

that it's being... People are pumping out

41:25

AI content and then

41:27

translating it into multiple, multiple

41:29

languages in an effort to make

41:31

money. And they're doing it

41:34

at a... And hoping it ranks on Google. And they're doing

41:36

it at an exponential rate. So

41:41

that's bad. Yeah.

41:44

And Google can't keep up and social media

41:46

networks can't keep up trying

41:49

to thwart them and avoid all this content.

41:51

I know Google has been flooded with AI

41:54

generated content and it's a bad experience for

41:56

users because they're getting disingenuous

41:58

articles that... to be written by humans

42:01

and they're not, or just getting like BS

42:03

info from these AI

42:05

bot articles. It's a really

42:07

bad situation. Basically

42:10

for people that are like, why does everybody

42:12

always talk about these same four things? It's

42:15

literally the only cultural touch points

42:17

that anyone has any connection to.

42:20

Anyway, sorry for getting so serious

42:22

and intelligent. I

42:27

just want to make it clear that we

42:29

are not AI. We are

42:31

live and real. We

42:34

are alive and oh man. And

42:37

there was even like before a

42:39

recent primary, I think

42:42

it was New Hampshire. I heard it. People

42:46

were getting robo calls from

42:48

like- AI

42:50

Joe Biden? AI Joe Biden. I

42:53

heard that. Did you hear that? I heard it.

42:55

He was telling them, save your vote for November.

42:59

And it's like that,

43:02

it's scary man. It is

43:05

scary Jesus because people

43:07

are going to hear that. They're not going to know

43:09

the difference. Some people might fall for it. And

43:12

of course there's deep fakes in

43:14

which people impersonate other

43:16

people and the videos are very-

43:19

That's horrible. Let me just

43:21

tell you this right and give me main. If

43:24

anybody ever tries to

43:27

impersonate me, I will

43:29

smite them. Don't

43:32

you dare. Don't

43:35

you dare try to impersonate the Lord

43:37

thy God and put words

43:39

in my mouth. Nothing.

43:42

Nothing bothers me more than that. How

43:47

dare they? You know what I'm saying

43:49

Jesus? Amen to that. Amen

43:51

to that. Yeah. Because,

43:55

Because you know, people have been doing it.

43:57

People asked me recently. Also, why did you

43:59

start- The Page God. And.

44:01

That was the reason why I get

44:04

so tired. Of. listening

44:06

to. You. Know

44:08

these right wingers. Put. Words in

44:10

my mouth. They're still doing it. The.

44:12

Doing it all the time. That.

44:14

That they would say that I'd shows

44:16

some. To. Be.

44:19

I. Again, I you're like why are you

44:22

saying his actual name Because I'm dancing around

44:24

a fire. Yeah. Okay,

44:27

And I had nothing to

44:29

do with choosing champ. I

44:32

really dislike dice. You know that

44:34

you can't even really. Dance.

44:36

Around it like if I make a post like

44:38

last night. I. Made a post

44:40

saying dear Americans, please explain the rest

44:42

the world how anyone could still support

44:44

that guy. And

44:47

somehow the Ai knows. That.

44:50

This is a political posts because people

44:52

are posting his name in the comments.

44:55

And. So then it's Akteks

44:57

that. At. A berries the

44:59

post because her legs will. This

45:01

is devices. This. Is

45:03

devices you can't talk about. Reality.

45:07

That. It must all be sunshine and

45:09

moon beams and rainbows at all times.

45:12

It's. A happy place on this

45:14

platform The have a place we

45:16

don't talk about that is it's

45:19

ah so we are is is

45:21

it is It's actually you are

45:23

looking at. God.

45:26

And Jesus or at the forefront

45:28

of the digital frontier. Say

45:31

We're Allies Animated being filmed.

45:34

In. Front of cameras We are not ai.

45:37

And and because a

45:39

I would never be

45:41

this incredibly genius and

45:44

funny amazing race has

45:46

its. and also. Know.

45:48

That you know what to say when I say that she's. Like.

45:52

That's. exactly what in they i would

45:54

say ssssss you aren't falling i sat

45:57

that the other they're fun But you

45:59

know and I've got and I've got

46:01

this this top of the line graphics

46:04

card now Jesus And

46:06

it finally you know what I just thought of a

46:08

new analogy it makes you as smooth as

46:10

a river a smooth criminal Been

46:14

in it if it didn't do but it didn't do

46:16

and I'm a smooth guy then I

46:18

can sing to y'all anyway Yeah,

46:21

I oh Oh

46:25

Fine thing Oh Ouch

46:30

you're not bad. You're good. Well fine. It's

46:32

enough, but it's got a mic.

46:34

Am I am I can off You

46:36

are can up Okay. Oh,

46:38

you know what? I thought apparently Barbie

46:41

herself was not enough for an Oscar

46:43

nomination I saw something today that really

46:45

was like like Hillary made a post

46:47

where she was like Yeah,

46:50

I I know what this is like Yeah

46:58

She said Greta

47:00

and Margot wall can sting to win the

47:02

box office but not take home the gold

47:05

your millions of fans. Love you You're both

47:07

so much more than can off Hashtag

47:10

Hillary Barbie It's

47:12

a post like she's In

47:14

the middle of being on the campaign trail or something

47:19

Yeah, maybe I'm a cloud

47:21

anyway Yeah It's

47:25

very cringy Oh

47:27

also the ex-president is a criminal with

47:29

91 felonies who? Openly

47:31

states weekly that he wants to be a dictator.

47:34

We will talk about that more next time I

47:36

didn't think I was gonna spend so much time

47:38

talking about a doll but Yeah,

47:41

well we'll find time Barbie's

47:44

in all of that next time assuming

47:46

that people you know What's amazing about

47:48

this format Jesus is we've talked about

47:51

a lot today But

47:53

I'm able to make My

47:56

audience more aware of what is going

47:58

on Because

48:00

I have to constantly

48:03

dance around an algorithm to survive,

48:06

I'm not capable of communicating

48:08

the extreme nuance and complexity

48:10

of the digital age

48:13

that we are in at this exact

48:16

moment and my bird's eye seat viewing

48:18

it. So it's

48:20

really cool to be able to explain

48:22

to whoever's here

48:24

with as much detail and

48:27

nuance of what

48:29

it is that's happening that

48:32

they may not be aware of. Amen.

48:35

You know what I mean? God

48:38

sounds, oh, it is great. God sounds

48:40

like a Muppet, so great. Hey,

48:43

you know what? I take

48:45

that as a huge compliment.

48:48

Thank you so much. Am

48:50

I a God or

48:52

am I a Muppet?

48:56

If I'm a God, I'm a Muppet

48:58

of a God. One reason

49:00

for all you new listeners out there

49:02

and viewers, one reason God likes to

49:05

say he created Y'all is

49:07

so that Y'all could

49:09

entertain him and us with content

49:12

like the Muppets and work by

49:14

Seth Rogen. I have to be

49:16

honest that Jim Henson and the

49:18

Muppets were

49:21

an extremely strong

49:24

influence in my existence, Jesus,

49:26

and this page and this

49:29

podcast and this iteration of

49:31

God would not exist. It

49:34

would not exist if we're not

49:36

for Jim Henson. I can tell you that

49:38

right now without getting into too much detail,

49:40

sadly, I cannot. That's

49:43

the facts, Jack. So

49:46

bless you, Jim Henson. Bless

49:49

you. God

49:52

hits the bong, am I right? You

49:55

are right, sir. Oh,

49:58

speaking of hitting the bong. Have

50:00

you seen the show Ted

50:02

on peacock? Uh, no, I

50:04

loved the movies I've been

50:06

wanting to you bro head

50:08

bro. Yeah, I what okay

50:11

I got snookered into Paying

50:15

six bucks for peacock because I

50:17

wanted to see that Kansas City Chiefs

50:20

dolphins came And

50:23

I'm like whatever it's six bucks I

50:26

can afford six bucks Mm-hmm

50:30

Jesus wants to watch the Chiefs game and And

50:33

then after it was over I

50:35

was they had the Ted thing prominently displayed

50:37

I was like, okay, let me check this out

50:39

as long as I'm paying for this for at

50:42

least one month Let me let

50:44

me watch, you know some content over here and

50:47

it is absolutely

50:50

Hilarious every single time that

50:52

they come back From a commercial

50:54

break and you see Ted just sucking down

50:57

a bong rip It's

51:00

funny every time I can't explain

51:02

like, you know a bear that's

51:04

trying to buy marijuana is it's

51:07

just funny and I'm

51:09

gonna have to grab this also also also

51:12

I would say it's actually way better

51:14

as a TV show than it was as

51:16

movies I would molt thing.

51:18

Yeah, because some things just work better as

51:21

a TV show and Also

51:23

because instead of it doesn't have

51:26

that douchey Mark Wahlberg in it

51:29

Wow The kid

51:31

that's playing the Mark Wahlberg role

51:33

is awesome and you don't

51:35

have to you know, I mean equal Yeah,

51:38

Mark Wahlberg, you know, he's kind of a you

51:40

know There's no

51:42

getting around it. Jesus. I love Wahlberg. What

51:44

are you talking about? Super mega mega mega

51:46

douche So

51:49

that's that's the facts All

51:52

right, I'm definitely going to watch like I

51:54

said I loved the movies and the fact

51:56

that you're saying the TV shows even better.

51:58

Well, you've just sold me so I know

52:00

I let me tell you I about

52:03

died laughing and I have to watch it

52:05

a second time because there's so many things

52:07

I missed Because I was laughing hysterically listen,

52:09

maybe maybe it was helped along by the

52:12

edibles Probably

52:15

probably but it also is

52:18

Really, it's Seth MacFarlane at

52:20

his best. I

52:22

would say yes, and there is a TED

52:24

TV show see we enlighten you We're just

52:26

like the Bible and I am NOT being

52:29

paid or to promote this show. I wish

52:31

I wish Yeah,

52:33

I actually I saw someone

52:35

out on threads. I was like that shows great

52:37

and someone's like, oh here we go I

52:40

know this show is being astroturf to hell and

52:42

gone must be bad like

52:45

Like literally they think if anyone says a

52:47

good thing about a show that they're being

52:49

paid every single time and it's

52:51

like Maybe maybe they're

52:53

just so good that they

52:56

actually earned the respect Right

52:59

you ever think about that? Because

53:01

that's that's what's happening here. Sometimes the

53:03

show is actually good. It shouldn't be

53:05

that hard to believe It

53:08

was so it's so good. It's so funny It

53:12

doesn't really good. I you know, anyway, I

53:14

wish I was a teddy bear. Oh Me

53:17

too. I want something So

53:20

much you know, I've been also but watch I've

53:22

been watching the new season a true detective Have

53:25

you night country? Yeah. Yes, it's

53:27

very good. I only watched the first season

53:29

skipped two and three But I heard such

53:31

great review about four. I was like, let

53:33

me dive in. It's an anthology series So

53:35

you don't it's okay to skip I yeah,

53:37

I watched season one, which was great. I

53:40

watched season two was great season three It

53:42

just starts off like bouncing back and forward

53:45

through time so much that I got super

53:47

mega Yeah, that can

53:49

get confused like it's like here's Marjorie

53:52

and like he's in the future and then he's

53:54

in the past and then he's in another past

53:56

and I'm just like I Can't

53:58

I can't follow this. And.

54:01

I'm too dumb. I'm to. There's

54:03

too many edibles. Let's see the thing. You.

54:06

Know you gotta make shows now that or did

54:08

you know. That the creator

54:10

of The Sopranos, David Chase has

54:12

been advised to dumb down his

54:14

shows. Ah boy does. didn't

54:17

know that hundred the looking glass. No,

54:19

I didn't know that he came out

54:21

and told everybody that produce. They're telling

54:23

him to dumb down his shows to

54:25

be something that people can watch while

54:27

scrolling their phone. Else can

54:30

you believe this? t. Stop.

54:33

Smite to that's. Everybody's.

54:36

The top. Three

54:38

three times and that's what's going to get

54:40

people tuning in and glued to the T

54:42

V. You don't want them so bored and

54:44

your content so dumb down that they're barely

54:47

paying attention. I.

54:49

Need to watch The Sopranos. Still, it's It's

54:51

disgusting that I haven't. I'm

54:53

serious. I. Know.

54:56

I. Now burrow, And

54:58

the tell you is is it is

55:00

really good. Is really good. Summary

55:03

of so things I wanna talk about: Did

55:05

you hear about this pastor? there's a Us

55:07

Pass or says he stole one million dollars

55:10

from Christians Room. Model.

55:12

Is home. And. He

55:14

said he did it because the Lord told us

55:16

to. Ah, Did the

55:18

Lord. No. No.

55:21

You know I did. Why would you even?

55:24

Jesus. Christ, you know that I did

55:26

add up to try and bag get it

55:28

on the record that all your does all

55:30

this are you. You're just. you're just. you're

55:32

just Cameo. Oh sorry. Ah

55:34

Nano, a Colorado Pot pastor.

55:36

A couple are charged with

55:38

creating and selling their crypto

55:40

currency known as. Index.

55:43

Coin to precincts community in Denver,

55:45

Colorado. Which

55:47

is why I've been against crypto entities

55:50

from the beginning. I

55:52

would like everyone listen. You. Can

55:54

always trust me dammit. On

55:57

try wouldn't steer you wrong. Since.

55:59

as you know there's a of people that didn't listen to me

56:01

that lost a lot of money. And they're

56:03

like, God, I wish I had listened to you. And,

56:07

um, yeah, and that's how I feel

56:09

about this AI thing. Also, uh,

56:12

it's bad. If you didn't complain

56:15

about it at first, because it didn't

56:17

come for you, just wait. It will.

56:19

It's starting with the plum jobs in

56:21

screenwriting. Soon, soon

56:23

it'll get to the the

56:26

crappy jobs. Just wait. Uh,

56:28

but anyway, this Colorado past pastors

56:30

charged stealing more than $1 million

56:33

in a cryptocurrency scheme. Um,

56:36

and he said that I told him to do it.

56:39

And for the record, now

56:41

regalado added a few hundred thousand dollars went

56:43

to a home remodel. The Lord told us

56:45

to do. We took God at his word

56:48

and sold a cryptocurrency with no clear exit.

56:51

I just think it's crazy

56:53

how I get blamed for

56:55

literally everything. Cause they think

56:57

you can't respond and deny,

57:00

but little do they know about

57:02

the God pod here on Facebook,

57:04

the God pod mofos. Yeah.

57:06

Wait, Jesus, that doesn't count as

57:09

cursing, right? No mofos. No, I

57:11

was clearly, no, I was clearly

57:13

indicating by that mother

57:15

forker. Right. Which are

57:17

the mothers of four rights. Forks

57:20

have mothers, believe it or not. Yeah.

57:24

Oh, Christopher says, why are you doing

57:26

a bad Seth Rogen impression? Uh, why

57:29

is Seth Rogen doing a bad God

57:31

impression? Christopher, that's the better question.

57:33

Who came first? And, and by

57:36

the way, why, why are two

57:38

people not allowed to sound the same? Yeah.

57:41

Um, some

57:45

people say I sound like John Mulaney. Yeah.

57:48

What can I say? I do. So anyway,

57:51

that guy, you know, every week there's another

57:53

person I got to refute. Marjorie

57:56

Taylor grant. She dropped a video saying,

57:58

remember we reviewed. in the last God

58:00

Pod that God made chump.

58:03

And this is why we pod. We had a good

58:05

time making fun of that. New

58:07

episodes weekly. Subscribe today.

58:10

New episodes, um, usually every

58:12

Tuesday, but, uh,

58:14

this week I, uh,

58:16

we had to move it to today. Sorry, everybody.

58:19

Also next Monday, scheduled to come

58:22

on the God Pod is Kelly

58:24

Carlin. That's

58:27

right. It's official. I'm working with her

58:29

people. Her people are talking to my

58:31

people and in that it's me. Yeah.

58:36

And, uh, she's going to come on

58:38

to talk about this AI stuff

58:41

because, um, somebody

58:43

put out an AI comedy special

58:45

starring George Carlin and

58:48

she is furious. Rightfully

58:51

so, because it's

58:53

just, again, it's

58:55

like putting words into someone's mouth, you

58:58

know, you work here. This guy works his whole

59:00

life to make put out

59:02

quality stuff. It's literally his

59:04

calling card. Right.

59:06

That if you listen to him, it's going

59:08

to be quality. And then

59:10

after he dies, these, these jerks come

59:12

along. They're like, no, no, no, you

59:14

don't understand. We're proving why AI is

59:16

bad. And by the way, here's this

59:18

thing. It's like, give me a

59:20

break, man. So

59:22

we're going to give her a chance to speak

59:25

out on our platform about all of this. She

59:30

has been speaking out, uh, via her

59:32

own, uh, Twitter platform and other

59:34

ways, doing interviews

59:37

and just spreading that, you know, what's, what's sad about

59:39

it. Jesus. It literally doesn't matter

59:41

what his family says. The

59:45

dudes that are like, yeah,

59:47

no, he wouldn't care. Like I watched it. It

59:49

happened 10 years ago when I first made friends

59:51

with them because like

59:54

his, uh,

59:57

spouse and. and

1:00:00

his daughter, they basically,

1:00:02

they have their own social medias. And

1:00:05

there's always some dude in

1:00:08

the comments telling them that,

1:00:10

no, he was a right winger. You

1:00:13

don't understand he's right wing. And

1:00:16

they're like, um, I

1:00:18

was his daughter. I was his wife. I think

1:00:20

I would know. I've

1:00:22

got a little more experience with him. I've got a little,

1:00:24

right. And then

1:00:26

these dudes are always like, no, you're

1:00:29

wrong. Let me, Carlin's plane

1:00:32

to you. You're,

1:00:34

you're wrong. I know better than you. The

1:00:37

person that spent every waking moment with

1:00:39

him and

1:00:41

there, and it's at the same thing is

1:00:43

happening now with a, with

1:00:45

this AI special. They're like, no, he would

1:00:49

love it. You're wrong. His

1:00:51

daughter, his literal daughter. So

1:00:54

anyway, we're going to talk about that next

1:00:56

week and we're going to welcome Kelly Carlin

1:00:58

onto the God pond. Pretty cool. That'll

1:01:01

be great. Excited you coming on. Yeah.

1:01:03

So, uh, definitely join

1:01:06

us again. When we

1:01:08

go live for that, I will advertise

1:01:10

the time for that in

1:01:12

my stories. I believe it's going

1:01:15

to be 2PM Eastern standard time

1:01:17

on this upcoming Monday. Jesus. Okey

1:01:20

dokey. Okey dokey smoky. Yeah.

1:01:24

Uh, and we're going to get a

1:01:26

little vengeance against those toxic bros that

1:01:28

try to explain to a family who

1:01:30

their family member was anyway.

1:01:33

I would like to thank everyone that

1:01:35

showed up today for our lives. And

1:01:38

I would like to thank our

1:01:40

podcast listeners who hear this, uh,

1:01:42

tonight or tomorrow or in the upcoming week.

1:01:45

Uh, we are going to be now that I have

1:01:48

a computer that's a beast. We're

1:01:50

going to be going live again on Facebook.

1:01:53

Just trying to know you all

1:01:55

better. Yeah. It's fun interacting

1:01:57

with all you humans. Thanks for sound.

1:02:00

off in the comments too today. It's been

1:02:02

nice hearing from everybody. Yeah. John says, God,

1:02:04

do the Seth laugh as a mic drop.

1:02:06

What is the Seth laugh? A

1:02:16

little higher. Yeah,

1:02:20

I think that's closer. That's

1:02:23

not how I laugh. That's not how I laugh.

1:02:29

So yeah, if you

1:02:31

enjoyed this live, sound off in the comments.

1:02:33

Give us a

1:02:35

grade, either a letter grade A through

1:02:38

F or a

1:02:41

number grade one through 10, 10 being

1:02:43

the highest, obviously. And let

1:02:45

us know how we

1:02:47

did. Starting now. Go! Should we

1:02:49

do blessings and smites while they sound off?

1:02:51

It's time for blessings and smites. I

1:02:54

would like to bless Mama Kelsey.

1:02:56

I would like

1:02:58

to bless Hillary trying

1:03:01

to get in on the Barbie fiasco.

1:03:05

I was tickled. I

1:03:08

would like to smite the voting academy.

1:03:11

It was truly ridiculous that at least

1:03:13

Greta Gerwick should have gotten nominated

1:03:16

for best director. And

1:03:18

I want to bless God's

1:03:21

live streams here on Facebook. I'm excited

1:03:23

about this. And bless

1:03:25

all everybody who's tuned in today.

1:03:27

And we're getting great reviews.

1:03:29

We are. We're getting mostly eight plus plus

1:03:31

and tens, except for one guy named Sam

1:03:34

who gave me an F. You can never

1:03:36

please everybody. Well, that's basically the

1:03:38

society that we live in now, Jesus. Either

1:03:40

you get a five star or a one.

1:03:44

You get a 10 or a one. People, they're

1:03:46

so polarized. And it's because they hate

1:03:48

the other side. And

1:03:58

they don't see how they're being played. into

1:04:01

doing things that are bad for

1:04:03

their own self-interest. Because

1:04:06

their hatred can move mountains.

1:04:09

Clearly. Clearly. Love can move mountains,

1:04:11

but so can hatred, apparently. Because

1:04:14

people, that's the one thing. They hate

1:04:17

the other side. Hate, hate, hate, hate,

1:04:19

hate. And I think

1:04:21

it was you, Jesus, that said we

1:04:23

should, like, love each other. I did

1:04:26

say that. Not everybody's really listening to

1:04:28

that, but many are. And

1:04:30

bless all of you who actually do

1:04:32

listen to that little Jim. It's

1:04:34

a good way to live life. Love one another.

1:04:37

And yourself. Oh, good news. Sam said he was

1:04:39

holding a baby while typing, so I don't think

1:04:41

we were supposed to get that F. Oh,

1:04:43

okay, got it. F

1:04:46

is for fabulous. All

1:04:48

right, I would like to... Yeah, sure. I'm

1:04:51

not gonna waste my

1:04:53

smite on this Barbie fiasco. I've already

1:04:55

spoken on that a lot. Oh, I

1:04:57

forgot to read our wonderful review. I'll

1:05:00

smite the Academy for not nominating us for

1:05:03

an Oscar for the God Pod. I

1:05:05

would also like to smite the Emmys and the

1:05:07

Golden Globes for not acknowledging us for

1:05:10

the God Pod. Just because you've never

1:05:12

heard of it doesn't mean we shouldn't be

1:05:14

nominated. Yeah. I would also,

1:05:17

I would like to bless Jon Stewart returning to

1:05:19

The Daily Show. Ooh, I

1:05:22

hope that he can retain

1:05:24

some of that magic in...

1:05:27

I bet he will. ...sending the record

1:05:29

straight and some stuff. I

1:05:32

would like to bless this wonderful

1:05:34

review we got. An

1:05:36

Apple Podcast from Southworld who says, God

1:05:38

and Jesus are the best, five stars.

1:05:40

Nothing makes me feel closer to God

1:05:42

and Jesus than listening to the God

1:05:44

Pod. I'm always wondering how the Almighty

1:05:46

feels about everyday issues, movies, and

1:05:49

the kooky right trying to claim Him. Now

1:05:51

I know God and Jesus

1:05:53

are dogmatically perfect. Thank

1:05:56

God for God and Jesus and

1:05:58

smite those who don't. Listen. Wow.

1:06:01

That was the great review. Thanks South World,

1:06:03

but so sweet. Thanks Out World we didn't

1:06:05

We were unable to get everything today. Oh

1:06:08

you know what was really funny

1:06:10

this week? Jesus Why? it? Rhonda

1:06:13

Santas quit of Oh yeah. So.

1:06:15

Smite him seeking a Barbie? they're

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good means about him stepping out

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of his heels once he announced

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his campaign was over. Cause.

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The war to us that number of

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oh my goodness and their the The

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Good Liars who is a group of

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comedy group that goes around like. Interviewing

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people Kind of like Walter Masses and

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The Deli. So does. They.

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Walked right up to him. And. A

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handed to him a participation

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trophy. Ssssss, I just saw

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I it's I saw this

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it was Oh Larry and

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he was not pleased by

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yeah the funniest thing. Of

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the last year or so was

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him attempting to smile. He's.

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A bad and my leg able to the. Speech.

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Is another one of those robots? The.

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