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This week on the God Pod. You

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know what's funny is when polls are bad, I'm like, polls

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don't mean anything. Who answers the phone

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anymore? When polls

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are good, I'm like, wow,

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that's the best. I believe

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all polls. Who answers

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the phone anymore? Lots of

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smart Americans. They

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want no water. And I was with. And

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you were just listening to. And

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you were just watching Donald

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Trump. And you were just

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listening to a deranged old

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psychopath. But

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something about, you know, as you get older, maybe

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joy becomes less part of your life. I was

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just like, oh, I know that cut deep. That

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was the line of the movie, I think. I

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was just like. I'm

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so old. Yeah.

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Hi there, humans. Welcome back to

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another divine episode of The God

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Pod. I'm your host, God. And

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with me today is my co-host

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and left hand man, Jesus. How

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are you doing today, Jesus? I

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prefer being your right hand man, but I'm

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doing great, Dad, and ready to dive into

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the latest mix of crazy news. And we've

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got a lot to cover today. So, heck,

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let's get started. So this

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weekend, Trump went to a Christian

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conference. It's crazy the things

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that he said. He suggested starting a

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migrant league of like

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UFC fighters. Oh, that

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sounds great. He wants them to what, like fight

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to stay in the country. He wants them to

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fight each other for his entertainment. Which

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again, it's amazing how this guy

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constantly finds a way to outdo

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himself in the pantheon of

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evil. totally plays into

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his base, though. He knows that a

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lot of MAGA people just love a

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good fight, just like he does. They

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just love racism, you mean? Yeah, of

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course. Let's watch

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this clip from Derp Fuhrer.

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They're so tough. Dana

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White, did anyone ever hear of Dana White? He's

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a legend, right? UFC, ultimate

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fighter, ultimate fighting. And

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he's a fantastic man. I said, Dana, I have

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an idea. Why don't you set

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up a migrant league of

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fighters and have

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your regular league of fighters? And

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then you have the champion of your league. These

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are the greatest fighters in the world. Fight the

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champion of the migrants. I think the migrant guy

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might win. That's how tough they are. He

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didn't like that idea much, but actually, it's not

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the worst idea I've ever had. Yeah, he didn't

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like that idea too much, but it's not the

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worst idea I've ever had. He said

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the migrant could win. That was actually a nice thing.

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Yeah, no, I don't think any part

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of this was nice, Jesus. He says,

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not the worst idea. It's like he knows. He

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constantly remembers what he said about

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injecting bleach. Yeah. God, are

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you okay? Your eye was just twitching. Yeah,

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I'm sorry. That happens whenever I'm watching

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Trump speak. Oh, okay. Yeah,

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reasonable. Luckily, I didn't puke. I would

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prefer you didn't puke this time. If

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we watch any more clips of him,

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I might just puke. Puke

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rainbows or puke? Puke. Like

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real, for real. No more, no. It's not

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a cute thing. Thanks, Aron. When

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I see a cute kitten, then

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for sure, I might puke

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rainbows. Like this. It's

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the sound you make when you

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puke rainbows. Jesus, by the

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way, we'll talk about it

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later. I finally saw inside out too. Oh,

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great. Good. But yeah, we can talk about

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it later. Okay, so this

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is super evil what he said at

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this Christian conference. Need

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I remind you, this is he

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goes to a conference

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dedicated to you, Jesus.

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And this is what he talks about. How

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dare you? How about

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we get the migrants, you know,

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the people that you're supposed

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to welcome the stranger. Right?

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Jesus is all about welcoming migrants.

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Jesus and his parents were migrants

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when he was not but a

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baby. Yeah. And they are

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to be welcomed to America

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to live their life, to

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not be used as entertainment. When

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you when Jesus was not but a fetus,

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he was a migrant. He was a migrant

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fetus. Nobody ever talks about

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fetus Jesus. I don't

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really need to talk about fetus Jesus.

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We should talk more about Jesus fetus.

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Oh, why do we have to talk

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about Jesus fetus fetus Jesus fetus?

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We gone almost 400 episodes.

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And this is the first time

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that the phrase Jesus fetus has come to

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me. Anyway, Jesus, the

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important thing to remember is that Trump

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once again is keying off the

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actions of the Nazis. This is

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not an original idea. Okay, selecting

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people to

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fight was something the Nazis did.

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Yes, that's correct. You can read

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it up on wikipedia.org under

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selection. Holocaust. Among

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the lesser known atrocities perpetrated by

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the Nazis during World War Two

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were boxing matches that forced emaciated

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Jewish inmates to fight each other

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to the death for

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the entertainment of the

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German SS officers. Just

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like gladiatorial contests in the Roman

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Empire. These just went

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on and on until one bare knuckled fighter

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left the other bloodied and unconscious.