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This week on the God pod. I

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like music where the humans don't talk

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Oh cuz I'm just I listen to the music and

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I'm like, I don't remember asking

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you to talk Yeah, and with all the

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prayers you're hearing 24 hours a

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day. You don't need to hear another human. Yeah,

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exactly I'm just like these humans ever

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to shut the fuck. You know what I mean? Big

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Braveheart fan everybody. I know

0:25

it's got Mel Gibson in it and he sucks now,

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but damn It's like this like a

0:30

JK Rowling situation, you know, that's

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your Harry Potter brave art You got

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to separate the art from the artist.

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Okay, amen Gibson

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might be a piece of shit, but you

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know the man knows story structure They

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must not have never have watched The

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Simpsons you say endless shrimp Americans are

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like game on A

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challenge accepted and they go there and

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they pack it away because people are

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shellfish red lobster will go away Hi

1:14

there humans welcome to the God

1:16

pod. I'm here today with my

1:18

son Jesus. What's up Jesus? Oh,

1:21

hey dad I heard

1:23

you had a very exciting holiday

1:25

weekend. Oh, yeah, because

1:28

it's it was 420. Hold on Let

1:30

me let me get out of this suit

1:32

this Stephen Colbert suit. Oh, there we

1:35

go. I'm in my God pod t-shirt

1:38

Dang, that looks good. Thanks. How

1:40

about you? You want to get out slip out of that

1:43

Jesus robe and get into your You

1:45

got a t-shirt you'd like to wear. Well,

1:48

I could but it's going to be backwards

1:50

Remember we flipped our image. So yeah, so

1:52

you have a misprinted God loves gays t-shirt.

1:54

Yeah. Do you like it? Yeah, just wear

1:57

it. It's kind of it's rare. It's like

1:59

a collection I don't know. All right.

2:01

You want to go back to your robe. You're embarrassed. Yeah,

2:03

it's a little chilly in here anyway. I

2:05

need that. Totally fine. Yep. Okay.

2:09

So did you get nice and high for 420? Yeah.

2:18

I mean, you know, 420 for

2:20

me is like New Year's for

2:23

alcoholics. It's, uh, it's amateur night.

2:25

You know what I mean? Right.

2:29

You commit every day. It's

2:32

just another day. So I didn't do anything

2:34

really that different. You know, I didn't like,

2:37

you know, go hog wild or anything. I

2:39

just, you know, took a couple of edibles.

2:42

Okay. Yeah. It's just

2:44

another day for me, Jesus. I didn't do it. But

2:46

one thing that did catch my eye, Jesus, and this

2:49

is crazy. I don't know if you saw this, but

2:52

you know, in America, the way

2:54

they do their time, it's like

2:56

four 20 20 24. Right.

2:59

Oh yes. Yes. And

3:01

if you flip that back around,

3:05

it's still four 20 20 24. Whoa.

3:09

Whoa. And

3:12

that happened on four 20 of

3:14

all days. Like whoa. Yeah.

3:16

Like seriously. So

3:19

I was like all day. I was just

3:21

like, wow, man. So

3:25

crazy. So that is pretty cool though.

3:27

I love when I love days like

3:29

that. Right. And

3:32

next year, next year, Jesus

3:34

four 20 happens on Easter bro.

3:38

No, seriously. Yeah.

3:40

Did you not see this? Have you not seen this? You're

3:42

not heard about? No, I haven't seen this. I haven't seen

3:45

this. Or maybe we could talk about this a few weeks

3:47

ago. I think we did. Yeah. But

3:49

the right's going to be forgot about that. Believe me.

3:51

I have not forgot because that's another one of those

3:53

things where I'm just like, whoa.

3:56

Yeah. I don't

3:58

follow as closely. Because unlike my dad,

4:01

I don't smoke very much. For me, it's

4:03

all about the wine. No, no, no, no.

4:05

The gons for me

4:07

is like Taylor Swift

4:09

for you. Ah! It's

4:13

been an exciting weekend for both of us,

4:16

actually, since Taylor Swift released her new album,

4:18

The Tortured Poets Department. She

4:21

released her album on 4.20 also? No,

4:23

it was the day before, I think. When

4:27

was 4.20? It was Friday that she really

4:29

fouled him and that wasn't 4.20. And

4:32

it was like, it's so,

4:34

I'm sorry, it's just

4:36

so emo. Yeah,

4:39

and I'll be honest, it's not my favorite. This

4:42

is the thing that everybody's going crazy

4:45

about? I'm just, you

4:47

know. No, well, she has such

4:49

a huge fan base that they

4:51

will eat up her

4:54

putting out anything. And

4:56

for the real diehard fans, there's a

4:58

lot in this new album, but for

5:01

the general public, it is not an

5:03

exciting album. So I get what

5:05

you're saying. Are you a big fan? You're

5:07

a big Swifty. I'm a big Swifty. I'm

5:09

not a big, big Swifty. Like I haven't

5:11

gone to see Swift in

5:14

concert yet. I watched

5:16

on Disney Plus, of course, but I didn't

5:19

actually go through your life. Being

5:21

a Swifty is a spectrum. Exactly.

5:23

You're in a safe, comfortable zone. You're

5:26

not like, you know, full on cult

5:28

member. Full on cult

5:30

member, analyzing every lyric of every

5:32

song, going to multiple shows, spending

5:34

thousands of dollars. Because you know,

5:36

I like that she's, you know,

5:38

she's liberal. I like that. Yeah.

5:41

Okay. There's a lot to

5:43

like about her. She tells people to vote, you

5:45

know, and she's dating Travis Kelsey. Right.

5:48

And I liked how that triggered all

5:51

the insales and stuff, you know, and

5:53

the Faux Alphas. And

5:55

I don't like her music though. You

5:58

Don't even like, like the big songs? I

6:00

mean I like shake it off. Okay,

6:02

how about you need to calm down?

6:04

I don't even know you're talking about.

6:07

That. The song. By. Tell us what others

6:09

she's got a lot of good sides. I think

6:11

if you live around of a maybe you know,

6:13

maybe you know I like to listen to classical

6:16

music Jesus like you know, like Hans Zimmer. Okay,

6:19

Yes, you're a sophisticated god. Yeah, like

6:21

I'm in a cold. The call me

6:23

a semi ssssss. Now as

6:25

I mean I like, I like music. That.

6:28

Where the humans don't talk? Oh

6:31

columbus. I listen to music and

6:33

I'm like. I don't remember

6:35

asking you to talk. Yeah. And

6:37

with all the prayers you're hearing twenty four

6:39

hours a day, you don't need to hear

6:41

another human. Yeah, exactly. I'm disliked nice humans

6:44

ever to shut the variety in on mean

6:46

I just I just like to listen to

6:48

the it's or what you expect from a

6:50

god. I like smiting. Music. And

6:52

classical music Spa Bob Ah

6:54

bah bah bah bah bah

6:57

bah bah bah bah bah

6:59

Paw Paw Smite Zora As.dot.dot

7:01

you know I'm in. Yeah.

7:04

I hear he outside. I totally understand what

7:06

to each their own And I gotta tell

7:08

ya of all the Colts and fan bases

7:11

out there, The Swift these. They.

7:13

Scare me. Oh, they are

7:16

a powerful bunch of people.

7:18

There. Are a little too crazy? Jesus

7:21

the a writer. On. A.

7:24

T. T P D Tortured

7:26

Poets Department Review. What?

7:29

Got threats of violence to

7:31

dinner? Oh yeah, wives, I wasn't

7:33

like a glowing review, right?

7:35

There was a glowing review.

7:37

Yeah, Paste Magazine. So the the

7:40

writer god threats of violence.

7:42

Because. You reviewed and album

7:44

I It's not right. It's.

7:48

Yeah, Taylor has a wide

7:50

range of fans including younger

7:52

one salaries come out and

7:54

renounce this. Damn it. Just.

7:56

Like. Trump. had to renounce

7:58

jan six you know Wait wait,

8:00

but he didn't he didn't he's he's actually

8:02

like yeah, I'm totally I'm totally cool with

8:05

that I'm gonna pardon you someday

8:07

just elect me four or five times. I

8:10

times I saw that the official

8:13

Instagram account I guess for Peppa pig

8:16

Posted a side-by-side of the average reviews

8:18

for Peppa pig and the average reviews

8:20

for the new Taylor Swift album and

8:23

Peppa pig was actually Scoring higher I

8:25

believe on Metacritic. So Peppa pig

8:27

post a side-by-side comparison They

8:30

got so much hate from the Swifties

8:33

that they ended up deleting This

8:36

post in which Peppa pig was

8:38

laughing at Peppa pig Defeating Taylor

8:40

yo yo Peppa pig do not

8:42

fuck with the Swifties. Okay. Yeah

8:45

big Yeah, I'm not I'm not

8:47

afraid of Peppa pig and their

8:49

acolytes I'm

8:51

not afraid of bluey because they're

8:54

sweet. But I am afraid

8:56

of Taylor Swift and and

9:00

Elmo I'll just go ahead and say it Elmo. I'm

9:02

afraid of the power. Let me tell you Elmo Elmo

9:06

made Larry David bend

9:08

the knee so fast

9:13

That man when Larry David shook shook

9:16

Elmo on the today show or whatever a good morning

9:18

America and then I came back from break and And

9:22

Larry and Elmo was like you guys something to

9:25

say Larry Yeah You

9:28

better bend the knee bitch. I

9:31

will also know that the today show

9:33

host basically bullied Larry

9:35

David into apologizing which was no he

9:38

did he he had to apologize He's

9:41

like a straight-up billionaire, but

9:43

he had to bend the knee to Elmo Well

9:45

Elmo should be respected and I let me

9:47

tell you I made Elmo

9:50

posted on threads about something And then

9:52

I made some innocent little joke about

9:54

how you know, I'm gonna protect

9:56

him from Larry David and he'll get smited

9:58

and my post got taken

10:01

down and I got warned. What?

10:03

Yo, do not, do

10:05

not mess with Elmo or Taylor Swift.

10:07

It's a little scary. Yeah. I

10:09

wish that we had that kind of love, Jesus.

10:12

Well, I mean, we have in

10:14

the past. Yeah. And I don't mean

10:16

that like the cultish type of love.

10:19

But you know, you see someone get, she

10:22

made a post on social media. It was

10:24

instantly like seven bazillion likes. And

10:26

it's like, what the hell world? She joined

10:28

threads too. Save some love for

10:30

the rest of us losers. I

10:34

think you know what I think it is. People

10:36

are so like blown

10:38

away at the numbers she gets

10:42

that they instantly post under everything. And

10:44

they're just like, I

10:47

hope that some of that fame

10:49

and love will fall onto

10:51

me. Trickle down. Oh, yeah.

10:53

Yeah. You like reply in the

10:55

comments and then maybe some of

10:57

those followers will notice. Welcome

10:59

Swifties. Welcome to the

11:02

welcome. Welcome. In

11:04

the comments there was like Zuckerberg and

11:08

all these people just cow

11:10

towing. Yeah. Like,

11:12

damn. He made some Taylor. I

11:15

forget what it was. But I

11:17

did notice legitimately I had

11:20

a little bump in followers over the

11:22

weekend. And I think it's because Taylor

11:24

joined threads and suddenly some Taylor fans

11:27

were joining threads. Jesus,

11:29

you have a hidden account on threads too.

11:31

I do. I do. All

11:34

right. Don't worry. You're keeping Jesus

11:36

is keeping his private account private. Yes, exactly.

11:38

But I do think I

11:40

gained some followers because

11:43

because Taylor joined and then, you know,

11:46

people who, yeah, I didn't even know the Ram. Yeah.

11:49

Cause you're gaining followers all the time. Cause I'm

11:51

already at 176 K. Oh,

11:54

so popular. All I

11:56

care about at this point is having more than Bill

11:59

Maher. Have you beat him

12:01

or no? Oh, yeah, I'm cool. I'm

12:03

beating that ass. Nice. I'm beating

12:06

that ass Jesus. Well done Well done. All

12:08

right, so it was a good weekend

12:10

for you and for me. I Yeah,

12:13

I had a fun weekend. Oh wait a

12:15

minute, but something absolutely crazy happened on 420

12:17

also Oh,

12:19

what now this doesn't I do

12:21

not understand this what the hell? Okay,

12:24

so the US government the Congress

12:27

passed on a Saturday on 420

12:31

while everybody's busy getting high Like

12:35

a hunt 95 billion in

12:38

aid money to Ukraine, okay I agree

12:40

that they need help I do that

12:43

But they also gave like a crap ton

12:46

of money to Israel and I'm just Why

12:49

do they need more money? Don't they

12:51

already have like a

12:53

lot of? weapons

12:55

and aren't they Like

12:59

kicking the ass Some

13:02

might say slaughtering their opponent Yeah,

13:06

do they need more money? America's

13:08

friendly with Israel. That's why they're an

13:10

ally Yeah, but I'm

13:12

just like is it's just the military

13:14

industrial complex needs the money. Oh Yeah,

13:17

a hundred percent because I feel like they

13:19

already have enough Tanks and

13:22

planes and bombs and bullets that they've been

13:24

saving up for like 50

13:26

years They

13:29

there's never enough Never

13:31

enough for the military industrial complex.

13:33

Thank you So

13:36

and I don't even know why

13:38

it's called like a war When

13:41

it's just from like Are

13:44

you kidding? It's just like shooting fish in a barrel. That

13:47

is true. That is true. Okay. Yeah,

13:50

so and the same bill That

13:53

they got done on a Saturday for

13:55

20 mind you they

13:57

also tacked on and by the way, we're

14:00

Yes. And

14:04

there's a lot of people that are like super

14:06

happy about it. They're like, good, I don't use

14:08

TikTok. Yeah. I don't use

14:10

it and therefore I don't care if it gets banned. Well

14:13

a lot of people do use it and

14:16

again I'm still confused as to

14:18

why they want this to happen

14:20

in an election year when so

14:23

many people love TikTok,

14:25

especially the youngins, and

14:27

you don't want to turn them off from voting for

14:29

you at the end of the year. Well,

14:31

there's a lot of theories about it, Jesus. There's a

14:34

lot of theories. Would you like me to expound on

14:36

some of them? Let's hear. I haven't

14:38

heard these theories, I don't think. Okay.

14:42

One, okay, is that

14:44

they don't like, this

14:46

is the one that a lot of TikTokers have, mind

14:48

you, is they don't like, they

14:51

think that the politicians don't like the

14:53

people having a voice and saying things

14:55

and learning about things they don't want

14:57

them to learn about. And

14:59

they have actually said that, that

15:01

one of the reasons for the ban is

15:04

they don't like how

15:07

anti-Israel and the

15:10

sentiment there has gotten as people

15:12

watch, because they just

15:15

watch everyday videos of the

15:17

reality on the ground of

15:19

women and children getting bombed. And

15:24

that, it changes their opinion on

15:26

that whole situation, kind

15:28

of the same way that people

15:31

used to watch images of Vietnam.

15:34

Yeah. And they were like, I

15:37

don't want to support this. So

15:40

people are protesting and

15:43

they're sharing the information.

15:46

And so one theory

15:49

is that they want to

15:51

be able to control all social media companies that

15:54

the American people are seeing. Facebook

15:57

and YouTube and. I

16:00

mean shit that says are any other

16:02

competitors that that's it. Oh and Twitter

16:04

Twitter. I'm sorry I forgot about Twitter

16:07

and when you say Facebook you're including

16:10

Metagram right Graham threads they

16:12

you know the US government could tell them

16:15

whatever they want and they listen for

16:17

all We know the reason that politics

16:19

are censored on those platforms for

16:21

the most part is because the US government

16:23

was like shut it down We

16:26

don't know Maybe or

16:28

probably just they're doing it for their

16:31

own PR purposes, but okay,

16:33

so that's one theory What do you think

16:35

of that theory Jesus? Ah not my

16:37

favorite theory No, not my favorite theory either

16:39

because it's all for grandizing, but

16:41

it's definitely I think it's a small part

16:44

of it because they have Some

16:47

people have in the government have said so

16:49

I saw a quote. Okay, but

16:52

another theory is And

16:54

this one I think is far more Plausible

16:57

is that companies like Facebook

16:59

meta and YouTube have lined

17:02

the pockets of Congress to get this done?

17:05

Because tick-tock is absolutely

17:08

dominating This you

17:10

know them and the short-form

17:13

Market, which is a billion trillion

17:15

dollar market and this

17:17

one. Yeah, this one's far more plausible, right

17:19

follow the money Yeah, this one I can

17:21

get down with for sure I mean meta

17:24

stands to gain a lot from tick-tock being

17:26

banned I mean Instagram reels would explode overnight

17:28

if that were the case and they've been

17:30

terrified of or trying to

17:33

Replicate tick-tock success for years

17:36

and not really getting there because

17:38

their algorithms Suck

17:40

and their mother. I mean I tried tick-tock

17:43

there. I was like this sucks, too Anytime

17:46

I said anything political. It was like this

17:49

is muted for being political. So I don't Like

17:52

I don't understand Yeah,

17:55

like how could it be worse, but it is

17:57

I think people also have to keep in mind

18:00

that this is a China-owned

18:03

company and

18:05

I do believe that China

18:07

would be tweaking the algorithms

18:10

on TikTok to

18:13

influence the thinking of

18:15

the American people. They have a lot

18:17

of power here. Case

18:19

in point, TikTok got users

18:22

to call their congressmen

18:24

and women and a

18:27

lot of people followed that suggestion

18:29

and what is that

18:31

that's called democracy Jesus well

18:34

it just proved that TikTok actually

18:36

does have a lot of influence

18:39

and can inspire people who actually

18:41

call their representatives I love

18:43

that that's about that's considered a bad

18:45

thing it's a bad thing because

18:47

it shows TikTok's power TikTok in

18:49

particular their power it's

18:52

great that people are willing to call their

18:54

representatives but it's because it was at the

18:56

direction of TikTok a Chinese owned company I don't

18:59

think it should be banned but I do

19:01

think there are some valid concerns with TikTok

19:04

maybe you're right Jesus but you know the cynic

19:06

in me it's just crazy that

19:09

the US government can't get anything done

19:11

can't stop shootings in schools mm-hmm

19:14

can't stop shootings at malls can't

19:18

feed the hungry can't

19:20

solve homelessness can't can't

19:23

can't can't can't can't

19:25

can't can't can't can't can't do

19:29

a fucking thing but they

19:31

got money for war on every

19:33

couple of months another hundred billion

19:35

for war okay but they also

19:38

they can take away the one

19:40

thing that people the people

19:42

really love so

19:46

I think that you know be

19:48

careful what you wish for fuckers because

19:51

it doesn't usually go

19:53

the way that you want they're gonna

19:56

radicalize like a lot

19:58

of millions and millions of people Are

20:00

gonna lose if they actually ban that shit.

20:03

I know So

20:05

tick tock will have I believe

20:07

six months to divest 12 be

20:09

more 12 now Okay, so

20:12

that offers a lot of

20:14

time for something to happen Whether

20:16

it's divestment or whether they could yeah

20:18

if the last time for Elon Musk

20:21

to buy it Oh, yeah, I'm

20:23

not sure he can afford it You

20:26

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21:01

after everything that he just did wrong.

21:03

Did you see that he got like a huge? Raise

21:07

well not yet, but they're they're

21:09

working on that. I don't think

21:11

it's been approved yet Tesla literally

21:13

just had to recall every single

21:16

Cybertruck they've sold so far Yeah,

21:19

and a physical recall Right

21:21

to drive that shit in and you

21:23

know why Jesus you know why yes

21:25

because the accelerator pedals got stuck This

21:28

is unbelievable The accelerator

21:30

would get stuck and just keep

21:32

accelerating a guy posted one tick

21:34

tock tick tock Jesus And

21:37

oh yeah, where's that gonna go in the

21:39

future YouTube shorts Instagram reels and then no

21:41

one will see it Yeah, because

21:44

oh you're talking about a sensitive issue.

21:47

I don't know but we'll see But

21:50

there yeah, it was it the

21:52

sky exposed how the accelerator was getting

21:54

stuck and just he

21:57

almost crashed and Then boom

21:59

a couple days later total recall yeah

22:02

and not the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger

22:05

right yeah yeah I did

22:08

see that it's crazy I want

22:10

a Rivian dad that's

22:12

the other big-ish EV company

22:15

a Rivian that's that's

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a cool one I want a

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Rivian sorry I thought you said a Sibian no

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I don't need a Sibian thank you you know

22:23

what a Sibian is yeah fan just

22:26

like yeah yeah hey

22:28

now come on

22:31

you know yeah that

22:35

happened so he is yeah driven Twitter

22:37

into the ground he's driven

22:39

Tesla into the ground to

22:41

where people are like I will never buy

22:43

one and if I see someone driving a

22:46

Tesla now around you know what my first

22:48

thought is what asshole

22:52

asshole yeah I

22:54

mean he's there's a

22:57

lot of propaganda there's a lot I see

22:59

a lot of sometimes I'll be walking around

23:01

and then on three separate occasions I've been

23:03

out somewhere down the planet incognito

23:06

you know wearing my glasses

23:10

sunglasses and trench coat uh-huh

23:13

and and not at all and

23:15

hat yeah yeah right detective hat

23:17

and there's some kid little

23:19

kid there's like mommy look

23:22

to Tesla's mm-hmm like they're like to

23:24

have a game where if they see a Tesla they call

23:26

it out oh because

23:29

because they're so enamored of this

23:32

going to the Mars thing and

23:34

you know all the cool companies

23:36

do in fact do people love Tesla that's

23:38

what you're saying well love people are enamored

23:40

with Tesla but that's changing there's a culture

23:43

of being enamored with him and the

23:45

thing those companies are doing and I

23:47

get it yeah yeah and those companies

23:49

I don't think that there's anything wrong

23:51

with Tesla or the company that's you

23:53

know neural link that they

23:55

got a guy who can allegedly play

23:57

chess he's paraplegic or whatever

24:01

That's incredible. It's nice to

24:03

see those things happening. What is

24:05

also true at the same time is

24:08

the guy who happens to have all the money

24:10

that opens that owns those companies is out of

24:12

his fucking mind. And

24:16

is extremely white

24:19

supremacist-y. And

24:23

anyway, it's worth noting that one of the

24:25

richest people on the planet is out of

24:27

his friggin gourd. I completely

24:29

agree with you. The EV movement

24:31

is wonderful. I love it. EV

24:33

cars are great. Tesla, Rivian, Ford,

24:37

they're very responsive vehicles. They're fun

24:39

to drive. But

24:42

yes, it's sort of just like the Harry

24:44

Potter situation with J.K. Rawls. Like

24:47

Harry Potter. Incredible story.

24:49

Insane author. I would

24:52

consider Elon like

24:55

the new Steve Jobs. I

24:57

used to be like, wow, this guy. So cool.

25:00

I follow him closely on Twitter. You

25:02

started wearing turtlenecks. I remember your turtleneck

25:04

face. Well, I'm talking about Elon following

25:06

him closely. But yes, I was very

25:08

into Steve Jobs as well. I was

25:10

an app. I am an Apple nerd.

25:13

But then, yeah. So Elon, just as

25:16

time went on, he starts talking more

25:18

and more and he just all

25:20

that love just drifts away. Revealed

25:22

himself to be a racist idiot.

25:26

Because no one loves him. Yeah.

25:30

Um, other way. So yeah, that's,

25:33

that's what's going on, Jesus. Things just

25:35

continuing to somehow get worse

25:38

and more stupid with the government and the

25:40

things that they're doing. And

25:42

priorities. And now

25:45

there's all these protests happening

25:47

at like Columbia University. Yes.

25:50

Because students are protesting

25:53

the what's happening in Israel

25:55

and Gaza. There was like

25:58

a valedictorian. USC

26:01

wasn't allowed to speak, wasn't

26:04

allowed to give the commencement

26:07

speech because, because

26:10

she was, you know,

26:14

supporting Palestinian people in this

26:16

crisis. Hmm. And

26:20

it's just a little, it's

26:22

just crazy because remember again,

26:24

remember Vietnam? Yeah. All

26:27

the power is this, how is that? Like

26:32

people are seeing people get

26:34

slaughtered and they're angry justifiably

26:36

about it. Yeah. But

26:39

somehow they're the bad guys. I

26:41

will say right now, the only thing I don't

26:43

agree with of course, is anyone who, you

26:46

know, says anything

26:48

anti-Semitic at all, yo,

26:51

fuck them. Yeah. Okay. Fuck

26:53

that. Yeah. That's insane. You

26:55

are a fucking asshole and you're hijacking

26:58

the shit for your anti-Semitism

27:01

or whatever, but it's also,

27:03

sometimes you have to wonder with the conflict,

27:05

this, this

27:07

intense people can

27:10

just, who's to

27:12

say who's doing who's spray painting, you

27:14

know, uh, nasty

27:16

shit. It could be anyone. Yeah.

27:19

Just trying to get a rise, trying to

27:21

just get attention. Anyway, I'm

27:23

not saying that there's a lot of, listen,

27:26

I think it's crazy. There's a

27:28

lot of debate around protests on

27:31

college campuses, right? That's what you're

27:33

kind of discussing. I

27:35

think they should be allowed to protest.

27:38

Uh, yeah. I mean, isn't that part

27:40

of like, uh,

27:42

the first amendment? Yeah. Yeah. I

27:44

feel like the second amendment Americans

27:47

are like, Oh yeah. I

27:50

can beat off to this. The first amendment

27:52

though lately, they're just like, don't care.

27:54

It doesn't affect me. Yeah.

27:57

They should be allowed to peacefully pro.

28:00

Now if things are getting violent or something

28:02

then okay, we need to put a stop

28:05

to it But what's wrong with a peaceful

28:07

protest? Did you see what senator Tom Cotton

28:09

said? No Holy

28:12

shit Google it

28:14

Jesus Google senator

28:16

Tom Cotton protesters protesters. I'll

28:18

sit in the way. I'm

28:20

afraid Okay, let's

28:23

see here Tom

28:26

Cotton of Arkansas encouraged people affected

28:28

by the mass protests to take

28:30

matters into your own hands Yeah,

28:33

he basically he's encouraging people to

28:36

use their cars to run over

28:38

protesters What oh,

28:41

yeah run them over one user wrote

28:43

on truth social And this

28:45

is not the first time that

28:47

he has encouraged such violence and

28:50

he has not faced any any Punishment

28:54

recrimination like no sense. No.

28:56

No one has like called

28:58

it out on You

29:02

and said what the like the

29:04

only people saying what the F is going

29:06

on here are just people on Twitter and

29:08

threads and shit I Encourage people

29:10

who get stuck behind the pro Hamas mobs

29:12

blocking traffic take matters into your own hands

29:14

It's time to put an end to this

29:16

nonsense Cotton posted on X before

29:18

editing the post six minutes later to add to

29:21

get them out of the way Yeah,

29:25

I'm sure you'll get them out of

29:27

the way when you run them over

29:29

yeah kind of an important clarification there

29:32

That's what you had about that. Did

29:34

I just blow your mind? I hadn't heard about

29:36

that. No. Yeah F

29:38

top but I'm also in a

29:40

way not surprised to hear Tom Cotton say that So

29:46

Yeah, you're not allowed to protest you're not

29:48

allowed to be angry at things and express

29:51

your opinion You're not

29:53

allowed to be a valedictorian and have an

29:55

opinion. You're gonna lose your spot

29:57

seems to me like Those

30:00

things are kind of evil. Yeah.

30:03

I'd say too far. And,

30:06

um, it's

30:09

only going to make people more radicalized.

30:11

That's what they don't understand. Didn't

30:13

they watch brave heart? Remember

30:17

in brave heart, yeah. When long

30:19

shanks well, or whoever, because he

30:21

died at the end of the movie, right? Um,

30:25

they, they, his son or whoever took

30:27

over, they, they had,

30:29

they had, had William Wallace cut into

30:32

four pieces and his entrails

30:34

sent to the four corners of

30:38

England to send a message. And

30:40

remember Jesus did not have

30:43

the intended effect as

30:45

correct father. I'm

30:47

big brave heart fan, everybody. Great

30:51

movie. One, but I know I thought about it again, but

30:53

I'm glad you like it. I know it's got Mel Gibson

30:55

in it and he sucks now, but

30:57

damn. This is like, this is like a

31:00

JK Rowling situation, you know, that's

31:02

your Harry Potter. You got to separate

31:04

the art from the artist. Okay. Amen.

31:06

Amen. Mel Gibson might be a piece

31:08

of shit. I see a lot

31:10

of people playing Michael Jackson music still. I

31:14

mean, damn, the man knows story structure. The

31:18

man can act. That was one of the best

31:21

movies of all time. And I

31:23

think, anyway, I just think that the,

31:25

they're all, when you try to squash,

31:28

it's true when you try to squash

31:30

speech of any kind, it just leads

31:32

to more of that speech. Yes. You're

31:34

bringing more attention to it. It's a,

31:36

it's a, um, it's the Streisand effect

31:39

reverse psychology of it. Yeah. Oh,

31:42

you say that I can't say that. I just got

31:44

banned and then peop and then you

31:46

post to people that what happened and then they get

31:48

sympathy and then they're like, what the hell, why the

31:50

hell can't they say that it's like the Streisand effect.

31:53

Have you heard of that? And then, and then next

31:55

thing you know, Elon Musk owns Twitter. Yeah.

31:58

The Streisand effect. Explain it for me. By

32:00

taking issue with a topic it brings

32:02

more attention to that topic If you

32:05

just stayed quiet about it, you wouldn't

32:07

have brought more attention to it Which

32:09

is what Streisand did based on something

32:11

stupid that Bob was Streisand did. Yes,

32:15

right. Excellent pronounce the ass Chellian So

32:19

I just feel like you

32:21

know, there's horrible people on both

32:23

sides Did

32:26

you just both sides this but yes,

32:28

yes, you're right there's horrible people on

32:30

both sides and they're getting all the

32:32

attention and I think as Always,

32:35

there's good people on both sides

32:37

that don't get any attention, you know like

32:39

us Yeah, like

32:42

us because I'm not because I'm

32:44

not a tortured poet. Oh My

32:47

gosh, she said it. He did it. He did the

32:49

thing Say the line Bart

32:52

Yeah How

32:55

do we get that level of fame Jesus? Kanye

32:58

to attack us. Yes, and

33:00

we need to be like crazy plane

33:03

lady and Joe Rogan. Oh, man.

33:05

Let's move on Trump

33:10

is in trial just an update on

33:12

that from last week. Trump

33:14

is falling asleep in court like

33:18

Farting and shitting himself Yeah,

33:21

can you explain that he actually

33:23

farted and I explained what peepee and poo

33:25

poo is no He actually

33:27

farted. How did this get out? Like

33:29

was this reported something? Okay, it got

33:31

out of his asshole Oh,

33:33

I see. Okay loud answers that what do you mean?

33:36

I just did he

33:38

fart in court? Did somebody report

33:40

this? Yeah, that was

33:42

the report Jesus is

33:44

that he's just falling asleep and ripping

33:46

ass That's what I do

33:48

too. But in my own bed in the privacy

33:50

of my own home not in a court I

33:52

mean, you know, you can totally understand what could

33:54

be more boring than being put on trial for

33:57

Paying off a porn star that you were

34:00

were begging to win an

34:02

election. You know what

34:04

could be my, you know what, you know, what spooks

34:06

me out, Jesus. What? The reason

34:08

that he's falling asleep, besides the fact

34:10

that he's old and drug adult is

34:13

that he is probably so certain that

34:15

he's not going to get any punishment

34:17

for this at all. Oh,

34:20

I thought you were going to say he's like, so used

34:22

to like dealing with crime.

34:25

I've seen, I've seen some people who are

34:27

like, sorry, everybody. If you think that he's

34:29

going to get any real punishment for this,

34:31

but I'm a lawyer and

34:34

you know, the worst that he'll have

34:36

is a fine. Why

34:40

is it always just a fine? Well,

34:42

I mean, yeah, it should be more than

34:44

that, but I mean,

34:46

look, the fines can wear

34:48

him down over time, business wise,

34:51

personally. I mean, look, he's, he's

34:53

clearly in financial trouble. He's selling

34:55

those darn Bibles and lock

34:57

him up. Well, there,

35:00

there are more trials to come. Remember?

35:02

So we're just getting started. This is

35:04

just the appetizer trial. Yeah.

35:09

And the more that he's on trial, the

35:11

less that he's out there, you know, buying people,

35:15

Chick-fil-A, ooh, campaign

35:17

events. He bought somebody, Chick-fil-A.

35:19

Oh, what a man of the people. And,

35:25

uh, also he's not allowed to

35:27

be on trial. He's not allowed to be on his phone.

35:31

Oh, in court. Yeah. Every

35:33

time he puts, takes out his phone, they're

35:35

like, you got to put that away. Get off

35:37

truth social, sir. God,

35:39

little fun question for you. If you

35:41

were running for president and

35:44

your people said you have to have a, like

35:46

a man of the people moment, like going to

35:48

Chick-fil-A or going to an ice cream shop, what

35:51

would be the place that you choose? Wow.

35:55

You're your man of the people moment on

35:57

the campaign trail. Gosh.

36:01

That's crazy. Well,

36:04

I mean, can you, what would you do? Oh,

36:06

I'd go to a Chili's and

36:09

get one of those appetizer samplers. Right.

36:13

Yeah. Chili's, Applebee's. Applebee's, maybe

36:15

that's what I'm thinking of.

36:17

Walmart. Walmart. Right. Walmart.

36:21

Things that are everywhere. Yeah, exactly. With a

36:23

delicious food. You know what I would do? I would

36:25

fly commercial. Aww. Like Jimmy Carter.

36:27

Yeah. Like everybody's hand. Yes,

36:30

go dad in the aisle. And they're like, wow. Yeah. He's

36:33

flying commercial. Nothing

36:35

is more man of the people than that. Yeah.

36:38

You know what I mean? If you're a

36:40

screaming baby, you're like, aww, a screaming baby on

36:42

a plate, how cute. I'm not bothered by this

36:44

at all. If

36:46

you're willing to be digested

36:48

and excreted by the US

36:50

transportation aviation system. Yeah. You're

36:52

a man of- You're a real one. What do you think of

36:54

my answer, Jesus? I like that. That's a good one,

36:57

actually. That's a good one. And

36:59

that's how curb your enthusiasm ended.

37:01

Because you're in a close, confined

37:04

space where you're basically locked up with

37:06

the humans. You can't get out. I

37:09

mean, you could because you're God, but you

37:11

can't get out in that moment politically.

37:13

You're smelling each other's farts. Yeah.

37:15

You're taking off your shoes. Let me show you. You

37:18

are in that shit together. We're all

37:21

in this together. Yeah. I

37:23

mean, when you're on an airplane in America

37:25

and you got all

37:27

the Trump supporters and crazy people

37:30

on one plane together, that's when

37:32

you really realize, you're in this shit

37:34

together. The plane might crash and you're all going to

37:36

die. What's your

37:38

favorite airline, God? I

37:43

mean, PJ? PJ?

37:46

Oh, you're probably a jet. Right, a

37:48

jet. Yeah. I've

37:52

never done one. I

37:55

imagine that would be my favorite. invited

38:00

me on her to

38:02

express yet two to three private

38:04

jets. Yeah, I feel

38:06

like, so I too

38:08

have not flown commercial or on

38:11

a PJ, but if I did fly commercial,

38:13

I think I do Southwest. I feel like

38:15

that's on brand with Jesus. You don't fly

38:17

commercial either. You just, cause you just parachute

38:19

in from heaven. Yeah. Or I teleport, snap

38:21

my fingers and whoop. Right. I'm there. But

38:24

I feel like Southwest is like my,

38:27

my Jesus is airline cause two free

38:29

bags. You know who I, which airline

38:32

I think the Holy Spirit likes. You

38:36

don't even have to finish that sentence. Spirit airlines.

38:38

Yeah. And they're going out of

38:40

business too. No, they're not. Yeah. They had

38:42

just had to fire a bunch of people. Oh,

38:45

well they're doing bad. Yeah. Because

38:47

the, the donkey's in the cattle.

38:49

Anyway, wait

38:51

until all spirit airline. I

38:54

will tell you this. I have

38:56

flown spirit airlines, Jesus. Ew. And

38:58

it feels like, yeah, like, like

39:01

in the back, maybe they got some crates

39:03

with farm animals. It's

39:06

just this, it is, it is rough. I'm too

39:08

afraid to fly on there. That's

39:10

the true man of the people thing.

39:12

You not only fly commercial, you fly

39:14

spirit airlines. Yeah. Yeah.

39:17

Okay. I feel like spirit or Holy

39:19

Spirit, our spirit would be offended to

39:23

be told that that's the airline. She's a, she's

39:25

a woman to the people. We'll

39:27

be right back after these messages. This

39:31

is a good transition for the crazy

39:33

plane lady. Ah,

39:36

yeah. Can we, can we play the clip

39:38

of her saying her famous line, that

39:40

motherfucker back there is not

39:43

real. I'm

39:46

telling you, and there's a

39:49

reason why I'm getting the no solving.

39:51

Everyone can either believe it or they

39:53

can not believe it. I don't get to,

39:56

but I am telling you right

39:58

now. I'm

40:02

not going

40:07

to. Famous

40:14

classic all-time viral moment.

40:17

That's what it takes to go viral. See, there's a

40:19

plane. She's the lady of the people. Uh-huh.

40:22

Yeah, right. She's losing her shit

40:24

on the plane because she was way too high for

40:27

the plane. And

40:29

what could be more relatable than that,

40:31

Jesus? That is a,

40:33

uh, man, that was kind of terrifying.

40:36

I can't imagine tripping that badly and

40:39

having a moment like that. Yeah,

40:41

for real. So anyway.

40:44

We should fly a plane and do that

40:46

so that we can go viral. So anyway,

40:48

take it the story away. She has now

40:50

become a right-wing influencer. So

40:54

yeah, she went viral

40:56

last summer and then

41:00

she posted a photo of herself on

41:02

X that shows her donning a red,

41:04

white, and blue bikini and holding a

41:06

can of ultra-right beer, which has

41:09

been marketed as a woke

41:12

free American beer that targets

41:14

woke corporations who hate

41:17

our values. And of

41:19

course, this was in response to

41:21

Bud Light's single beer can made

41:23

for Dylan Mulvaney that the

41:25

raid is still not over. Now

41:29

look, I'm going to say something about

41:32

the crazy plane lady. She's

41:34

got a nice bod. I'm looking at

41:36

these bikini pics. Holy shit,

41:39

Jesus. Who gives a shit? I

41:42

can see why. You sound like a Trump supporter

41:44

from 2016. I'd

41:46

be talking to them. I'd be like, yeah,

41:48

but Trump is insane and he's racist. And

41:50

they'd be like, yeah,

41:52

but Mulvaney is hot.

41:54

I'm just saying her

41:56

photo got a lot

41:58

of attention. She's hot. Look,

42:02

it takes her a lot for me to

42:04

say that a woman's attractive, okay? So just

42:07

please enjoy this moment. Uh, cause

42:09

you know what? I don't see it. Oh,

42:11

okay. I see this woman and I'm just

42:13

like toothpick, okay? God,

42:15

let me tell you. God

42:18

likes some meat in his bones. Okay. That's

42:21

good. That's healthy. Yeah.

42:24

Yep. Anyway, not a fan of crazy plain lady. Mm.

42:28

Okay. All right. Let's

42:31

move on now. Tucker Carlson recently went

42:33

on Joe Rogan and said a bunch

42:35

of crazy shit. Jesus. You

42:38

get these two together and you

42:41

know, what do you got? Crazy

42:43

shit. But Joe Rogan, once again,

42:46

sounding like the voice of reason

42:49

compared to Tucker. Oh, it

42:51

was just out

42:53

of his gourd. Shall we play a clip from this? Sure.

42:56

Tucker Carlson said shit so dumb that even Joe

42:58

Rogan couldn't go along with that. He cares

43:00

about you. You're important to the people around you.

43:03

But if we don't think people are important, then

43:05

what do we think is important? I guess that's

43:07

what I'm saying. It's not necessarily that we don't

43:09

think people are important, but if evolution is real

43:11

and if there is this constant... Is it real?

43:14

I don't know. Is it real? It's

43:16

visible. Like you can measure it

43:19

in certain animals. You can measure

43:21

adaptation. Yeah. But there's no evidence

43:23

that evolution... In fact, I think we've kind of given

43:25

up on the idea of evolution. The theory of evolution

43:27

that's articulated by Darwin is kind of not true. In

43:29

what sense? Well,

43:32

in the most basic sense, the idea that all life... Wait,

43:34

pause it. Yeah, this is a two-minute clip. We don't have

43:36

to listen to all of it. Pause it, but you see,

43:38

you know what? I honestly... He

43:41

convinced me, Jesus. Convinced

43:44

you what? That evolution has

43:46

been proven false. You

43:49

know why? Oh, because he...

43:51

Because he exists. Because

43:53

he's stupid as fuck and he's rich. And

43:57

hasn't been Darwin yet. Good point. And

43:59

he's like, damn. You, you

44:01

came. Damn. I didn't think

44:03

today was going to be the day

44:05

that I agreed with Tucker Carlson about

44:07

something, but damn, he,

44:09

he, he prevents, he

44:14

presents some very compelling evidence.

44:21

And he, that was just the tip of

44:23

the iceberg of crazy. Remember this guy is

44:25

like, he just went to Russia a couple

44:28

of months ago. And he

44:30

was just like, this place is great. It's

44:33

so great. Look at this. Look at this.

44:35

Look at this. Oh, wow. This place is

44:37

so wonderful. They return their shopping carts. And

44:39

it's like, why, why, why

44:41

is he such a shill for Putin? Clearly.

44:45

I mean, it's clearly can't be that

44:47

he, that it's for money because

44:50

this guy was born into money, made a

44:52

crap ton of money, has plenty of money.

44:55

It has to be that he's like either

44:58

blackmailed or

45:00

legitimately just loves dictators

45:03

that much. I,

45:07

uh, dictators. Yes. He

45:09

loves the Dick. He also told, uh,

45:12

Joe Rogan that us servicemen have died as

45:14

a result of being in contact with UFOs.

45:16

And he says he thinks aliens are spiritual

45:19

phenomena. Anyway, that's, that's,

45:21

you know what it is, Jesus. That's how

45:23

you get attention these days. You got to

45:26

say the crazy shit. I

45:28

know. You got to say

45:30

the crazy shit. So on that, on that

45:32

note, Jesus, I have big, big

45:35

God pod news for you. Uh-oh. You

45:38

know how I've told you that my twin

45:41

brother Todd is like

45:43

a huge Trump supporter. Yeah.

45:48

Well, he's going to be

45:50

maybe filling in for me.

45:53

So what? I

45:55

think this is good news. Actually. I'm

45:57

so excited to meet Todd. Dang

46:02

Yeah, yeah, you think that you

46:04

can change his ways Well, I

46:06

think this is great news for the pod. Like

46:08

you said Stupid gets a lot

46:10

of attention and I

46:13

just can't wait to get

46:15

inside his head and see what makes

46:17

him tick Well, yeah, if we were doing this

46:19

segment with Todd, he'd be like damn

46:22

right evolution isn't real Yeah,

46:25

well said Tucker we can

46:27

leave tards Making this

46:29

one, you know thinking that people get

46:31

better. It's hard to think like

46:34

Todd people don't get better. Are you? You

46:40

were taking your time with that one no,

46:42

it's it's it's I know really it really

46:44

is hard for me to Devolve

46:46

into that level of stupid exactly.

46:49

Yeah when I'm already in you know

46:54

I'm on my grind right now But

46:57

yeah, I gotta I gotta get to that

46:59

just full Todd level

47:01

and just farting in bathtubs.

47:04

Mm-hmm I

47:06

gotta what you know, I Was

47:09

to do an impersonation of Todd Todd of course

47:12

will be perfect Yes, that

47:14

being his dumb Lovable or

47:17

not so hateable self. So big

47:20

things come in Jesus I think that'll

47:22

turn the show into more of a

47:24

crossfire Oh boy, I can't

47:26

wait to fight with Todd, but you know what he deserves

47:28

it First

47:31

thing Todd says guaranteed what's up

47:33

with that rainbow sage? Oh Of

47:36

course, what you trying to say Jesus? I'll

47:39

be like my dad got it

47:41

for me as a gift and it was

47:43

really nice of him Gay

47:45

rights what you trying to say try

47:47

stop trying to shove your gay dick down my throat

47:51

Can't stop thinking about it. I have no interest

47:53

in that Todd can't stop thinking about your gay

47:55

dick going down my Why

47:59

can't you stop thinking about I don't think you're

48:01

right your rainbow say or Sure,

48:04

I think you're too gay. You're too

48:06

gay. I think he's thinking

48:08

of dick even when he's not

48:10

looking sexy bad Well,

48:14

maybe hmm anyway, so

48:16

Todd is coming prepare

48:19

for that It's

48:21

gonna be it's gonna be interesting. Oh,

48:24

it will be stupid idiots Did

48:26

you see Marjorie Taylor Greene demanded space

48:28

lasers to combat migrants? No, no,

48:31

I didn't do that You didn't see that. That's another

48:33

thing that happened last week Wow Marjorie

48:37

Taylor Greene demand space lasers to combat

48:39

what is her obsession with

48:41

space lasers and Doesn't

48:44

she wasn't she saying that

48:46

they were Jewish space lasers and

48:49

where are these coming from? I? I've

48:52

previously voted to fund space later lasers

48:54

for Israel's defense America needs to take

48:57

our national security here. Oh, so I

48:59

guess we would just put lasers up

49:01

in space She's

49:04

me. She's like listen. There's Jewish

49:06

space lasers, and I want them

49:08

to combat migrants Okay,

49:11

just Google. What are space lasers?

49:16

I Need

49:19

a simple answer. I think they are

49:21

lasers in space Obviously

49:24

there are lasers that fire from space

49:26

Jesus haven't since you ever see that

49:28

classic movie from the 80s with Val

49:30

Kilmer called real genius No, I

49:32

did not Everybody wants to rule

49:34

the world popcorn filling up a house. Oh Does

49:39

this sound like anything to you? No,

49:42

but I've just placating you Dude,

49:45

you are missing out One

49:48

of the best movies of all time, bro You

49:51

know what I've been watching I don't know if you've seen this

49:53

yet the boys Now

49:56

I've seen they have a new season out. No.

49:58

I've just finally started watching it Are

50:00

you for reals? Yeah for reals. Oh,

50:03

I'm really like good. Yeah, I really

50:05

identify with that Homelander

50:08

character having so many powers that

50:10

you accidentally just don't

50:12

spoil me Only

50:15

like three episodes in oh, you're only three

50:17

episodes in yeah, all right. I don't I

50:19

don't identify with home Okay, yeah,

50:21

he's kind of evil from from

50:23

my understanding. No. Yeah. No, he's yeah that

50:26

Why did we skip this very

50:28

important story in the doc red

50:31

lobsters reportedly heading for bankruptcy after

50:33

losing millions on endless shrimp? Yeah,

50:35

what's up with that that so

50:38

this is an oldie, but it's still

50:40

happening Jesus red lobster Is probably gonna

50:42

be going out of business. That's so

50:45

sad. I mean Beyonce Included

50:47

them in one of her songs when they

50:49

bleep when he bleep me

50:51

good. I take his ass to red lobster

50:54

Wow Yeah Did

50:57

they get a bump? Apparently

50:59

not so they have their $20 ultimate

51:02

endless shrimp deal and it cost the

51:04

company eleven million dollars in its third

51:06

quarter alone Yeah,

51:09

I mean they must not have never

51:11

have watched The Simpsons you say endless shrimp

51:14

Americans are like game

51:16

on Challenge

51:19

accepted yeah challenge accepted I'll

51:21

show you and they go there

51:23

and they pack it away because people

51:25

are shellfish red lobster will go

51:27

away They

51:34

should have consulted me we know that

51:36

I enjoyed fishing back in the day

51:38

I could have Helped

51:40

y'all With your product

51:43

line with your supply chain Yeah,

51:45

I think Mary mags is gonna be quite

51:48

sad, too She

51:50

was a big fan of their biscuits oh Man,

51:53

I think you can buy like frozen

51:56

ones in the grocery stores, but

51:58

I guess it's not the same And nothing ever

52:00

goes away in America, come on. You

52:03

can still get Twinkies. Toys

52:06

R Us went bankrupt and was supposed to

52:09

disappear like 50 times. Yeah,

52:11

that's true. That's true. What

52:13

a wild episode of the God Pod. This

52:16

has been. Taylor Swift's 420,

52:18

Tucker, Crazy Plain 80, Elon. Classic.

52:24

What should I title this episode? Uh...

52:27

Hmmm. Something with evolution, right? Yeah.

52:30

Evolution isn't real? God

52:34

and Jesus respond to evolution.

52:38

Red Lobster evolves into

52:41

bankruptcy. Now

52:44

that's a sad story, Jesus. Let's get

52:46

on to blessings and smites. Alright. I

52:49

would like to bless an

52:51

upcoming national holiday. We discussed

52:54

God and 420. Well,

52:58

May 25th, 2024, National Wine Day is coming. Now

53:04

this I'm excited for. So everybody

53:06

bring me a glass of water

53:09

and I'll do you a favor on that day. Unlimited

53:12

wine conversions on that day.

53:15

Wow. Just make sure you are a

53:17

subscriber and follower of the God Pod

53:19

and the various God Pod channels

53:24

and you will receive unlimited wine to

53:27

water conversion. It's not

53:29

worth it. So bl- ouch. So

53:32

bless National Wine Day. I

53:34

want to bless the

53:36

forthcoming edition of Todd

53:38

to the program. I

53:42

want to smite anyone

53:45

who pays attention to Crazy

53:47

Plain Lady, henceforth. And

53:50

I want to smite this idea of banning TikTok. I

53:52

think it's silly. Wasn't

53:54

it you that was on the plane and she

53:57

was like, that motherfucker back there is not real.

54:00

That wasn't me what

54:02

yeah, who's atheist this one?

54:08

Okay, I would like to bless

54:10

you Jesus I would

54:12

like to bless the recall of the

54:14

Tesla's Tesla Cybertrucks

54:18

The roads are a little safer. Mmm

54:20

without the you know and a little less ugly

54:24

Without the cars that can just

54:26

accelerate on

54:29

their own or get stuck or

54:31

whatever is going on I would like to Smite

54:35

Tucker Carlson for being stupid shit

54:38

And saying that evolution isn't real and

54:41

making me question my beliefs and evolution

54:43

which is something that I created Right,

54:47

but you know he's giving me doubts Maybe

54:50

it stopped working Jesus. I

54:53

mean damn a lot of dudes calling

54:57

themselves Alphas alpha

54:59

males and They're

55:01

all listening to Ben Shapiro and Tucker

55:03

Carlson and Joe Rogan And

55:06

they're like They're just

55:09

they're just stupid as fuck Jesus. It's

55:12

just that's something so stupid so smite

55:14

them Well,

55:17

thanks for joining us today everyone that's it

55:19

for the God pod I would like to

55:21

thank you for listening humans find the God

55:24

pod wherever you get your podcast the God

55:26

pod Have it Yahweh

55:29

The Lord has spoken You

56:00

you