18:00

himself. And the funny thing this weekend

18:02

was in front of everybody at a

18:04

rally, Trump challenged Biden to a cognitive

18:06

test and then immediately in

18:08

the next sentence confused the name of

18:10

the doctor who is his

18:12

doctor the entire time he

18:14

was in the White House. Yes, I saw

18:17

that. That was amazing. That was amazing. I

18:20

mean, he can, he, you

18:22

know, it was just the difference

18:25

between like Johnson and Jackson. Yeah,

18:27

but still it's your doctor. So

18:30

he was trying to refer to the

18:33

Texas Republican, Ronnie Jackson, and he called

18:35

him Ronnie Johnson. I'm not surprised Trump

18:37

is thinking about Johnson. Ronnie Jackson, who

18:40

came out was giving everybody in the

18:42

White House all the pills and drugs

18:44

they wanted, all the poppers, all

18:47

the meth, all the speed. He's

18:49

the same guy who said that Trump was like

18:51

2 15

18:53

to 20. He said that Trump

18:55

had the same physical statistics as the

18:57

Mark Jackson quarterback of the Baltimore Ravens.

19:00

Yeah. 6 3 Donald Trump is 2

19:03

20. Right. Holy crap.

19:05

I just Googled Trump height. Barron

19:07

Trump is 6 9.

19:09

My God. That's too tall. Could

19:11

that be right? That's

19:14

too tall to ever be anything. Honestly,

19:16

that's a curse. He's never going to

19:18

be like a candidate at 6 9

19:21

and that lanky. That's crazy. You

19:23

know, who was that character on succession

19:26

who was like everybody made fun of?

19:29

Oh yeah. Yeah. No,

19:32

I'm sad. I'm forgetting his name already. I know.

19:34

Right. Now I'm looking at pictures.

19:36

It does make sense that he's 6 9.

19:38

Like he is powering over. That's too tall. That's

19:41

too tall. Bob. That's too

19:44

tall to be anything in

19:46

politics. Sorry. People

19:49

see you and they're just

19:51

like freak. I

19:53

actually, I know a human who is 6 9

19:56

and nice people. I mean, I'm not

19:58

going to call them a They're not

20:00

but they get all the time. No,

20:02

I know there it's wrong You

20:05

know it's wrong. It's wrong to make

20:07

fun of them You see wrong big

20:10

fun a very tall man in a

20:12

tiny car and that's the biggest Automobile

20:15

he could afford all right. Let's

20:18

another one going over my head so Sorry

20:22

another another Simpsons reference Okay,

20:25

I will take a cognitive test live

20:27

on this on this podcast Oh

20:29

great find someone to administer it. I'll

20:31

look around heaven to see if we've

20:34

got any slight dementia People

20:36

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20:38

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21:19

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Osborne media house comm to get special access

21:24

to come on. What do you say? Do

21:26

you think it's the wildest show on the

21:28

internet? Then

21:33

Trump also visited a church in

21:37

Detroit so it

21:39

was a predominantly black church

21:41

in Detroit But in the

21:43

photos, it looks like it was a lot of

21:45

white people Proprosturist lies XGP

21:47

insider torches Trump's completely fake Detroit Church

21:50

stunt Former president Donald Trump over the

21:52

weekend had a roundtable discussion in a

21:54

predominantly black church in Detroit that raised

21:57

eyebrows because photos show that white people

21:59

made up the vast majority of people

22:01

in the audience. Oh, what a shocker.

22:04

That said, polls are showing Jesus

22:06

that his support in the black

22:09

community is somehow rising and the

22:11

virus is dropping. I do

22:13

not get it. That's what the news media

22:15

is talking about today. You don't get

22:18

it? They, okay.

22:20

Like the Biden campaign is the,

22:22

you know, they're just now saying

22:24

convicted criminal, right? Because they're classy.

22:27

This guy has been hammering on

22:29

the propaganda every single day for

22:32

two years and it's clearly

22:34

working. And they do it on TikTok

22:37

and they buy out influencers on

22:39

micro influencers on TikTok who go

22:41

mega viral and shit like

22:43

that. And then, and then,

22:47

yeah, this, this messaging is permeating

22:50

with somebody. It has to be

22:53

polls aren't wrong, Jesus. What

22:55

is this message exactly? It's resonating

22:59

with black people. Well,

23:01

it's messaging. It's resonating with people. It's

23:04

called lies. Lies. You

23:08

know, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you

23:10

say. It just matters that people are hearing it,

23:13

you know, it's like

23:15

Coca-Cola. Do they ever stop messaging?

23:18

Even though they're number one, now

23:20

they still spend how much a year? 4

23:22

billion, at least

23:24

on advertising to remind everybody to drink

23:27

Coke as if they could ever forget

23:29

at this point. So yeah, I think

23:31

Democrats have a messaging problem and

23:34

they're not going hard enough in the paint. And

23:39

it's kind of scary. That said, you know,

23:42

some people are saying, well, the Biden campaign

23:44

thinks that it's not really, you

23:47

know, people haven't really shifted

23:50

into campaign mode yet. There's

23:52

still time and all that. And it's like, if

23:56

this was a sports thing, you don't

23:58

wait until the fourth quarters. start playing.

24:01

Did you hear that Dr. Pepper

24:03

is now number two? That's

24:06

my big takeaway from all this. They

24:09

beat Pepsi. They're now number two. Jesus

24:11

is like God saying something slightly critical

24:13

of the campaign strategy. How do I

24:15

switch this away? I just wanted to

24:17

get to my, I just wanted

24:19

to get to recent news about Dr. Pepper. Yeah,

24:22

Dr. Pepper beating out Pepsi. Wow.

24:25

Isn't that crazy? I've never liked Dr. Pepper.

24:27

How did that happen? Is Dr. Pepper a

24:29

Coke product? You know what? I was just

24:32

googling it and no, it's not. I

24:34

forgot this. Cure Egg, the coffee

24:36

maker and Dr. Pepper merged

24:40

several years ago. I totally forgot about that. So

24:42

now the coffee company has the number two soda.

24:44

It's very important that we all know that. I

24:46

think that's a fun fact. If

24:49

any of our listeners are ever on Jeopardy, they might need

24:51

that. It sucks. I

24:53

sincerely hope that people change their minds

24:55

and these polls change. I

24:58

agree. They should be drinking Pepsi

25:00

or Coke, not Dr. Pepper. Oh,

25:02

I meant about the election because

25:05

they're just, they've been hammering home

25:07

this, this message the whole

25:09

time that things are awful.

25:11

Things are worse than they were four years

25:13

ago. And that's just honestly not the truth.

25:17

It's not the facts of the case, right?

25:22

But we don't live in a world.

25:24

I mean, the humans don't live in a

25:26

world down there where facts matter. So

25:29

kind of scary. What's repeated again and again and

25:31

again in their heads. And they're cute little heads.

25:36

Oh my goodness. We have so much more to go

25:38

on to than I have on the list today. It

25:40

is that I didn't get time to because I wasted

25:43

so much time being an idiot. Yeah.

25:45

And I spent too much time on Dr. Pepper. And

25:48

sweeping change to the Biden administration is

25:50

going to ban medical debt from credit

25:52

reports. That's good. That's

25:55

nice. Yeah. Yeah. That's

25:57

gonna, they're going to introduce a rule to ban medical debt. was

26:00

aimed at improving the credit scores of

26:02

millions of Americans. This

26:04

change could significantly benefit those with medical

26:06

debt, potentially making it easier for them

26:08

to secure loans for homes, cars, and

26:10

other essential purchases. This is fantastic. See,

26:13

this is what I'm talking

26:15

about. This is another fantastic thing that

26:17

they have done that

26:20

has not gotten any attention on

26:23

the mainstream media, you know, on

26:25

the TV. I saw

26:27

this on Reddit. It's the only

26:29

way. It's the only way

26:31

that I even saw this. This is a

26:33

huge thing. Medical debt has

26:36

been crushing people for decades,

26:39

destroying their credit. They can't have anything.

26:42

Yeah. So... This

26:46

is a way to fight back against

26:48

the medical industry. I mean, there's still

26:50

a lot to solve here, but... But

26:52

you know, exactly like... It's a good

26:54

step. Where, you know, honestly, we're so

26:56

focused sometimes on the clown show that

26:58

is Trump and

27:00

the Supreme Court that, you

27:03

know, I understand the media doesn't have

27:06

enough oxygen to report the good things

27:08

sometimes because who

27:10

could believe that the world could go back

27:14

to being good after so much bad

27:16

had happened? Slowly, but surely it can,

27:18

and it will. Hold

27:21

on to hope, humans. We got to keep

27:23

up the fight here because the

27:26

Christian right, here's

27:28

an interesting article. They're coming for

27:30

no-fault divorce, Jesus. No-fault

27:33

divorce. Yeah. You

27:37

think this is part of the entire

27:39

plan. It's not just, you

27:41

know, overturning Roe v. Wade

27:44

or trying to deny people

27:47

the right to use the abortion pill.

27:50

Although they faced a setback last week in

27:52

the Supreme Court, they're gonna keep fighting that.

27:54

It's not that the Supreme Court is, you

27:57

know, dead set against it. They were basically

27:59

just like... like, try again

28:01

in this other format and we'll

28:05

support you next time. They

28:08

want to make it impossible to overturn. In

28:12

1969, Governor Ronald Reagan of

28:14

California signed the nation's

28:16

first no fault divorce law, allowing people

28:19

to end their marriages without proving they'd

28:21

been wronged. Yeah. Ronald

28:23

Reagan, who was himself divorced. So yeah,

28:25

they're trying to make it harder,

28:29

if not impossible to get divorced.

28:31

They're literally trying to lurch America

28:33

into the Middle Ages. Yeah. Why?

28:38

Because they don't want their wives to be

28:40

able to divorce them. Right.

28:42

That'll be the next step. It's like

28:44

only men can initiate the divorce. There's

28:47

just a lot going on. A lot of

28:49

it. And at the same time, there's so

28:51

much crazy shit that it's like,

28:54

it's like equal amounts of crazy shit. Can

28:57

I ask you, like, can we talk

28:59

about something positive? Kind of lower stakes.

29:03

Did you see Inside Out 2, the new Pixar

29:05

movie? No, I did not get the chance to

29:07

see it. Yeah, Jesus. Oh, it's

29:09

at the AMC Heaven 11. You should definitely check it

29:12

out. Did you see it? I

29:14

did. It was very, very good. It

29:16

blew away box office expectations.

29:18

They were projecting 80 to 90

29:20

million. It made like 155 million in

29:22

the US. What

29:25

does that say? I think that says a

29:27

lot of people need therapy

29:30

and look to Pixar movies,

29:32

specifically Inside Out, that franchise

29:35

for help, because Inside Out 1 rocked us

29:37

all. I mean, that that was my favorite

29:39

Pixar movie. I mean, that's kind of that's

29:42

kind of a reach, Jesus. I just think

29:44

it's a very inside out

29:46

one was so good that.

29:49

Because of how it looks at mental health. Well,

29:52

it's just a good concept. Like Toy

29:55

Story, it was a concept that here's a

29:57

concept that works. If you give people. something

30:00

that works inside and out, inside

30:03

out. Then we

30:07

gravitate towards it. It had

30:09

A plus writing, conceptualization, art,

30:14

comedy, voiceover, all fantastic.

30:18

No doubt about it. I think people just

30:20

knew what they'd be getting if they saw

30:23

Inside Out 2, and I'm just not sure

30:25

that could have been predicted. This has to

30:27

be one of my most anticipated sequels of

30:29

the last 10 years, easily. Oh,

30:31

okay. Easily, so yeah,

30:34

you give people something good and

30:36

they'll go out and see it. The only reason I

30:38

didn't go out and see it this weekend in

30:40

heaven is because all the seats were taken, and

30:42

I honestly did not wanna be surrounded by

30:45

everyone else in heaven. Can you imagine me sitting there

30:48

in the middle of the aisle? Yeah,

30:50

they'd be like, oh God, did you get my

30:52

memo the other day? Oh God, oh God, you

30:54

gotta fix all the things wrong with heaven, oh

30:56

God, I hate my job up here. Why'd you

30:58

send my sister to hell? Why do we have

31:00

to have jobs in the afterlife? Blah, blah, blah,

31:02

blah, blah. You know what I mean?

31:05

God, why don't we have the Inside Out

31:07

popcorn buckets available up here? Blah, blah, blah.

31:11

God, why didn't the Deadpool versus Wolverine

31:13

trailer play? Blah, blah, blah. Yeah,

31:15

I mean, because it's Inside Out. Anyway,

31:17

I'm glad that you enjoyed it, Jesus. I

31:19

can't wait to see it. I can't wait for Inside

31:21

Out 3 already. I

31:23

know, at the box office performance,

31:26

Solidified a third. If

31:28

you find something that works, Hollywood,

31:30

yeah. Double down. Jesus

31:33

gives Inside Out a thumbs up.

31:36

Ah. I cried a little bit.

31:38

It got me, it got me. Yeah.

31:41

Well, that was good. That was good that you went and

31:43

saw that. I took a nap instead, Father's

31:45

Day nap. That could be good.

31:47

That could be good for your mental health

31:49

as well. That was good. Well, that's all

31:51

the divine wisdom and irreverent humor we have

31:54

time for today. Thanks for joining us on

31:56

this heavenly journey through the news. Remember,

31:58

folks, stay informed. stay kind

32:01

and never forget to question

32:03

everything. Even the stuff we say, we

32:06

gotta keep ourselves in check too. Until

32:08

next time, peace be

32:10

with you. And may

32:12

your blessings be plentiful. Or as

32:14

Jesus always says, stay

32:16

woke. Nothing

32:19

pisses off the right more than

32:21

just saying, stay woke. They're

32:23

just like, ooh. Well,

32:27

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