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checks. Welcome to the
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history checks where any resemblance to
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a boring old history lesson is purely
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coincidental.
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Hello, and welcome to the show.
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We just want to give you a little
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ear's warning due to the circumstances
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of Mel Gwen's life, we are going
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to have to tell you this episode is not
1:20
suitable for children. Her life
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and her profession intertwine and
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the scenarios in and around King Charles
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II's restoration London Court?
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Well, we just can't edit or
1:32
bleep or sanitize and still tell her
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story. So, click away if you
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have small friends with you and we'll see
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the younger part of our audience next
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time. and now
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on with the show. And here is
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your thirty second summary.
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She's pretty and she knows it.
1:50
she's witty and she shows it.
1:52
And besides that, she's so witty and
1:55
so little and so pretty, she
1:57
has a hundred other parts. for
2:00
to take and conquer hearts. Amongst
2:02
the rest, her air is so spiteful, so
2:05
pleasant, and delightful. With
2:07
such charms and such attractions in
2:10
her words and in her actions
2:13
as who aired you hear and see
2:15
say there's nothing to charm but she.
2:18
but for that sufficed to tell you,
2:21
tis the little pretty
2:22
belly.
2:24
B and Let's
2:27
talk about Nell Gwen. But first,
2:29
let's drop her into history.
2:31
In sixteen sixty two,
2:33
the very first bus service began
2:35
in Paris with a fleet of seven
2:37
horse drawn carriages running on a
2:39
set route and schedule. The
2:42
colonies of Rhode Island and Connecticut
2:44
were granted charters by the British monarch
2:46
King Charles II. And the
2:48
fine folks in Rhode Island got busy building
2:50
America's very first lime kilns
2:53
to produce product that was primarily used
2:56
in building mortar. The character
2:58
who would later become punch of punch and
3:00
duty puppet fame first appeared in
3:02
England. King Philip the
3:04
fourth was in his final years of
3:06
his reign in Spain and the
3:08
sun king Louis the fourteenth was
3:10
in the twentieth of his seventy
3:12
two year rule of France. Marie
3:16
Darlene, future queen of was
3:18
born in France, Elizabeth Stewart,
3:21
granddaughter of Mary Queen of Scots,
3:23
and Blaise Pascal who was
3:25
the inventor of the very first bus service
3:28
in France both died.
3:30
Author of Paradise lost, John
3:32
Milton married his third wife Elizabeth.
3:35
And in sixteen sixty two, Per
3:37
the king, women were legally allowed
3:39
to appear in theatrical productions in
3:41
England setting the stage for Nel
3:43
Gwyn's career and life.
3:46
Elanor Gwen was born on
3:48
perhaps second
3:51
of, we think, sixteen
3:53
fifty That's as good as a guess
3:55
as any we're going to have because
3:57
this is the date that Nell herself gave
4:00
an astrologer many years later.
4:03
So because we have to have a date to work
4:05
with. That is what we have chosen. Born
4:07
where though? Well,
4:09
there's a case for Hereford. if
4:12
you think her papa is one guy, there's
4:14
a case to be made for London, say
4:16
some others. But the weightiest and
4:19
most contemporary to her candidate
4:22
for both papa and her birthplace
4:25
seems to be Oxford.
4:28
with doctor Edward Gwyn, canon
4:30
of Christchurch Oxford as
4:32
her grandpa pa, and his military
4:35
son, Thomas, sometimes
4:37
written as James, it's killing me
4:39
as Nells Pupa. And even
4:41
the last name, sometimes it's written
4:43
as with one end, sometimes intermittent
4:45
with two. These people have a lot of different
4:48
versions of their names, but, you know, they've been around
4:50
since the sixteen hundred. I think
4:52
spelling of many words was
4:54
very assorted
4:55
for a very long time. Uh-huh. Yeah.
4:58
So Thomas, let's
5:00
call him, married miss Helena Smith,
5:02
and had two daughters, Rose and
5:05
Eleanor. So that
5:07
part checks out. if
5:09
this man, captain Thomas Quinn,
5:11
was her papa, he had just
5:13
been fighting on the wrong side
5:15
of history, which was the king's
5:17
side. unexpectedly. Only
5:19
one year before now, a
5:21
little Eleanor's nickname was
5:23
born, King Charles who
5:26
we know is King Charles the first, but at the time
5:28
was just King Charles because there weren't any
5:30
weed only. Yeah. Yes. Had
5:32
been deposed and then executed
5:35
by his enemies. The key issue
5:37
in their dispute is the king an
5:39
absolute ruler or should
5:41
the people, and by that, you should read
5:43
the right people, have a say
5:46
via parliament. And
5:48
after years of fighting,
5:51
the parliamentarians won. And
5:53
for the very first time in British
5:55
history, the king was found guilty
5:57
of treason. and the
5:59
words they used, that the king
6:01
upheld in himself an unlimited
6:03
inter panical power to rule
6:05
according to his will and
6:07
to overthrow the rights and
6:09
liberties of the people,
6:11
which to me sounds like everything
6:13
that every plain old king has always
6:15
done. So they sentenced
6:17
him to death by beheading their
6:20
king. They're anointed by
6:22
god in their view king.
6:24
this whole movement and the
6:26
final act really bypassed the
6:29
average common man. I think
6:31
the day of his execution thousands
6:34
arrived to see the spectacle. And
6:37
word was the official executioner had
6:39
gone into hiding so he wouldn't have
6:41
to do it. If that gives you a
6:43
sense of the general mood, though,
6:45
afterward, some say that
6:47
it probably was him in disguise
6:49
because the skill level was so
6:51
high. Mhmm. But as far as
6:53
officially, he wasn't in
6:55
it, had nothing to do with him. So the
6:57
executioner, regular, our substitute,
7:00
after the fatal blow held
7:02
up the head as usual. But
7:05
instead of the usual cheers
7:07
and I quote, an onlooker, there
7:09
was such a grown by the thousands
7:11
then present as I never heard
7:13
before and desire that I may
7:15
never hear again. Well,
7:17
so say the royalist anyway. And
7:20
honestly, on this podcast, we
7:22
cannot get a hundred percent into
7:24
the politics and reputation of the man
7:26
who eventually took over. Lord
7:28
protector Oliver Cromwell, he
7:31
is a divisive dude. There
7:33
is a statue of him
7:35
right outside of Westminster Abbey,
7:38
between there in parliament that
7:40
as recently as two thousand
7:42
four, some members of parliament wanted
7:44
to have removed and melted down. So
7:47
if they can't work it out by now,
7:49
we're not going to settle it
7:51
for you. So let's give you a link to
7:53
some back and forth about Cromwell
7:55
good, Cromwell bad, and concentrate
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on a few factors of this recent
8:00
history that involve our subject, now
8:02
Gwen. Upon the defeat at
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the Battle of Worcester, The
8:07
last major battle of the English civil war,
8:09
the king's eldest son and heir
8:11
fled the country. The second
8:13
Hispapod died technically, historically,
8:15
traditionally, he ought to become
8:17
king of England the way our own
8:19
recent King Charles had been. But
8:21
England was now a commonwealth a
8:23
republic though Charles was
8:25
the king of Scotland still Charles
8:27
had to flee in any case and
8:30
the six week trip across England
8:32
was fraught with near misses. He
8:34
famously hid in an oak tree
8:36
while parliamentary troops searched
8:38
below. He was taught to walk and
8:40
talk like a farm worker by
8:42
some royalist, there was
8:44
some subterfuge of being a
8:46
servant. Half of an alloping couple,
8:48
he was hidden in a priest holes
8:51
by Catholics all across the country.
8:54
Once he was literally saved by a
8:56
woman going into labor and
8:58
distracting some pursuers, Thanks,
9:00
Lady. Eventually, he ended up safe in
9:02
Paris with his mother and sister,
9:04
and he never forgot those who had helped
9:06
him at great risk to their
9:08
lives. and later rewarded them
9:10
handsomely. But as for right now,
9:12
at the time of Nell's birth,
9:14
Charles II is an exile. biting
9:16
his time across the water
9:19
in France. England wasn't
9:21
under royal rule anymore. It
9:23
was under Cromwell's rule,
9:25
so there's no kings. Actually, there's
9:27
no a lot of things. There's
9:29
no theaters. There's no ends.
9:31
There's no sports. There's
9:33
no swearing. That is actually punishable
9:36
by prison. There's no work
9:38
on
9:38
Sunday. There's no walking
9:40
except to church on Sunday. There's no
9:42
makeup, there's no colorful
9:44
dresses, there's no traditional
9:46
Christmas
9:46
celebrations, only religious
9:49
ones, And all those feast days
9:51
of saints, those are now
9:53
fast days. There's
9:55
not even any May polls around
9:57
town. Yeah. They went
9:59
full foot loose. Remember that movie?
10:01
These puritans were not
10:03
the most cheerful people and
10:05
guess who they were. Yeah.
10:08
You remember the Mayflower. Don't
10:10
you? So the
10:12
puritans that were sent years
10:14
ago to the Americas to start
10:16
a colony wasn't the only country that
10:18
these puritans are trying to take over.
10:20
Ireland was now under the same
10:22
rule. And in Ireland, Catholics
10:24
were banned from practicing their religion,
10:27
and they were stripped
10:29
of their land, which was given
10:31
to Protestant settlers.
10:34
You know what I never understood is
10:36
Cromwell, you see all these things that he
10:38
did. He was credited for instituting
10:41
religious freedoms. That doesn't
10:42
sound like freedom? I
10:44
think because he wasn't harsh
10:47
to the Jews. Oh,
10:49
that they give him credit for but
10:51
he was extraordinarily harsh
10:53
within his own faith.
10:55
Mhmm. That's why I think we should
10:57
give you a link because it's complicated.
10:59
Like, there are some you
11:02
know, I'm kind of prejudiced against
11:04
the puritans because
11:06
really they wanted I
11:08
don't know. It just seemed like they wanted a
11:10
theocracy at the expense of,
11:12
like, human life. Mhmm.
11:13
And they didn't value this
11:16
human life. They wanted the
11:18
next life. And so this life was
11:20
only a preparation for the next life.
11:21
Right? So
11:23
everyone can't just live like that.
11:25
I will tell you also that Cromwell
11:28
was perfectly happy with music
11:30
and and dancing in his own house,
11:32
especially at one of his daughter's weddings.
11:34
Mhmm. It's just, you know, waving his hands
11:36
those people that can't be trusted with
11:38
things like temptation. Right.
11:41
That's, like, also dirty. Mhmm.
11:43
And hilariously to me, parts
11:46
of the female body that
11:48
are how shall I put it always
11:50
in fashion? We're
11:52
a hundred percent hidden from view.
11:54
Those things are directly
11:56
from the devil. Right. So
11:58
it was into this highly regulated
12:01
world that first rose
12:03
and then two years later, Little
12:06
Nell were born to Papa Thomas,
12:08
and I'm gonna call her MOG
12:10
Nguyen because that's what everybody called
12:12
her. And at some point
12:14
after that, Pappat Thomas landed in
12:16
debtor's prison, and that's where he
12:18
died. That left Mad Gwain
12:20
as a single mother who moved
12:22
her small family back into
12:24
London to settle in the Covent
12:26
Garden district. Now
12:28
lovely, then where they
12:30
were, not really. If this
12:32
was a movie, there'd be a camera
12:34
showing the glistening cathedral
12:36
and a voice would say, no, not
12:38
there. Turnaround. Go down that
12:40
dirty alley. to where impoverished
12:42
people lived, where the
12:44
pubs do a loud business and where
12:46
crime is rampant, as
12:48
is filled in disease,
12:50
and sadly half the children born
12:52
into this community wouldn't make
12:54
it to toddlerhood. That's where
12:57
Nell was brought. who
12:59
even was now's mama. Again,
13:01
a gray area. Helena
13:03
Smith has been reported to be
13:05
a, the illegitimate daughter of
13:07
a nobleman. b, the
13:09
impoverished but gentle woman daughter of
13:11
a clergyman, c,
13:14
literally account follower, IEA
13:16
prostitute who goes where the soldiers go
13:18
in order to ply their trade.
13:20
And Oxford had been a rallying
13:22
place for Royalists, and it was certainly
13:24
full of customers. No
13:26
one No. No.
13:28
Really? And we don't even know if they were
13:30
married. I mean, it's highly probable
13:32
that She just took his
13:34
name because she was pregnant with his
13:36
child. And the sadderists
13:39
of Nell's future life seemed
13:41
to think it's hilarious
13:43
to say that Ma, Gwen,
13:46
couldn't tell who Nell's father was because she
13:48
have had too many customers. to really
13:50
know. Regardless of who or what
13:52
Maguen was before she returned to
13:54
London, she was faced with some grim
13:56
realities. The economic options
13:58
open to her were domestic
14:00
service, which, as the mother of two
14:02
children, was likely impossible,
14:05
marriage, but alas, she's already
14:07
married. So there's another closed door
14:09
or the inevitable third option
14:12
of sex work or
14:14
associated trades in the
14:16
underworld of the city. I've read
14:18
statistics that one in six,
14:20
that's the high end or one in ten
14:22
unmarried women in London were
14:24
prostitutes the year that
14:26
Maguen brought her children back to London
14:29
because that's literally all you
14:31
could do. It always strikes me as
14:33
funny we read these stories about English
14:35
speaking people and they look, you
14:37
know, like people now and we
14:39
don't think that it's a different culture.
14:41
so we don't talk about it, but this is a
14:43
very different culture than our
14:45
world today, you know,
14:47
that women, this is just what they
14:49
did and Yes, it was looked down upon, but
14:51
it was also how they fed their families.
14:54
Will some tales have her
14:56
working as a barmaid at TAvern called
14:58
the Rose Tavern at
15:00
Russell and Katherine Street. I didn't
15:02
look that up on Google. I'd say,
15:04
I mean, maybe I should. It is
15:06
Becky here from the future during the editing
15:08
process. I went ahead and looked it up.
15:10
And normally, I would just leave it be,
15:12
but it's too good. It's just
15:14
too good not to tell you right now.
15:16
At the corner, two
15:18
day of Russell and Katherine
15:20
Street is a candy store whose name
15:22
appropriately enough is sugar,
15:25
sin. Yeah.
15:27
Just a little gift from the universe to
15:29
us. Okay. And now quickly
15:31
on with the show. And she
15:33
was also probably the
15:35
go between between the patrons
15:37
and some associates some
15:39
ladies of negotiable affection that used the
15:42
rooms upstairs. So
15:44
there's a whole distinction to be made
15:46
that she wasn't a brothel keeper. She
15:48
kept a body house and like the
15:50
differences the ladies either did or didn't live
15:52
in, but functionally it served the same purpose.
15:54
Right. Later it would be said of
15:56
Nell's childhood that she was, quote,
15:58
brought up in a body house to fill strong
16:01
waters to the gentleman. Both
16:03
sisters at some point likely when
16:05
they were very very small worked
16:07
in the tavern, There's also
16:09
a strong possibility that both
16:11
of them took a turn at being
16:14
oyster girls or perhaps
16:16
selling turnips or herings,
16:18
some kind of food stuff, on the
16:20
streets. You know, they
16:22
would have their baskets and then they would
16:24
have their street call oysters,
16:26
oysters, oysters, fresh oysters, or
16:28
remember that song molly Malone?
16:30
No. A
16:33
live o. a song. No. I don't
16:35
remember that one. You don't remember that
16:37
song? No. What's it from?
16:40
Okay. Everyone write in. I know.
16:42
I'm so Sorry. I gotta sing it. In Dublin's
16:44
Fair City, where girls are so pretty,
16:46
there once was a girl named Molly Malone.
16:48
I don't remember the middle, but then
16:50
she's like, She would walk through with her basket,
16:52
yelling cockles, and must stay now
16:54
live. A live. Oh, I recognize it
16:56
now, but I have no idea what it's from.
16:58
Well, so she's one of those
17:00
girls. So you'd get a stock
17:02
from the fishmonger and you'd have to pay for it ahead
17:04
of time, I think. but you'd get a
17:06
stock and then you'd go around and retail
17:09
it out. Everyone loved
17:12
loved oysters. They
17:12
were cheap protein. They
17:14
were plentiful. And thing is
17:17
everyone liked them. From the very
17:19
very very high upper crust in
17:21
the fancy oyster houses,
17:23
where the silent waiters brought you
17:25
your vinegar and pepper in fancy individual
17:29
containers to the street vendors who set up trussle
17:31
tables in the street and you could sprinkle your
17:33
oysters with the communal vinegar bottle.
17:35
To those girls were walked around with their
17:37
baskets, the cheapest option. I
17:39
don't know if they had condiments or not, not clear.
17:41
Mhmm. But nevertheless, it's like the hot
17:43
dog of its era. Everybody indulged
17:46
at some level. some oysters.
17:49
In accounts from her time
17:51
later, she was called Cinder Nell
17:53
because it's believed that she also
17:56
sold Cinders. because they were used as
17:58
very cheap and weak
18:00
fuel. But it was just something she could go
18:02
and clear out cinders from
18:04
a fire and then go sell them to
18:06
someone else that could maybe
18:08
light them. They're just scraping to make
18:10
a living here. I mean, quite literally.
18:12
If the girls were indeed street
18:15
vendors, that was the best
18:17
possible training for Nell's future career.
18:19
It required a lot of
18:21
extra version. To approach
18:23
strangers, you had to have a
18:25
carrying voice, you had to have good
18:27
projection, you had to have personality, so
18:29
the customers would come find you and come
18:31
back. I mean, you had to persuade
18:33
people to buy the stock or you would
18:35
be out of your money, you
18:37
know. Mhmm. they could keep one sixth of
18:39
what they sold in money.
18:41
Seems very specific. Yeah. No
18:43
kidding. So that was Nell's education.
18:45
she was illiterate. She never went to any
18:47
kind of schooling. She couldn't
18:49
read words, but she could certainly
18:52
read people at a very
18:54
young age. and she knew how to charm them.
18:56
Just as a little girl. Now,
18:58
people are pretty certain that sister
19:00
Rose became a prostitute.
19:02
in a nearby brothel by the time she was about
19:04
thirteen or fourteen and
19:07
also unclear, but very
19:10
possible and I'm even going to move
19:12
to probable that Nell
19:15
joined in in that business young
19:17
as the age of nine or ten.
19:19
I'm not joking. She was
19:21
an uncommonly beautiful child
19:23
in a very poor area
19:25
with a turbulent and often alcoholic
19:28
mother for protection. I just don't
19:30
know that she had much of a chance to get
19:32
out of there unscathed if you
19:34
know what I mean. These two sins,
19:37
in particular, alcohol and
19:40
prostitution, were ones that the
19:42
Puritan rulers hadn't ever managed to
19:44
stand out by the way. They are
19:46
persistent and underground
19:48
and sometimes so
19:50
pervasive that there is us
19:52
nothing to do, but to shove them into one
19:54
area and pretend you don't see it. And
19:56
that's what the puritans decided to do.
19:58
This is in the puritan
19:59
commonwealth. which is what England was called. But
20:02
where Nell is growing up, it's just a
20:04
little dot of seedy underside.
20:07
But
20:07
the Hurray.
20:08
When Nell was ten years old,
20:10
parliament invited King Charles the
20:12
second back from exile.
20:15
Cromwell had died about a year and a half ago, and
20:17
his son just could not hold
20:19
things together. Part of the
20:22
deal was that power would be shared by
20:24
parliament and the crown, a
20:26
constitutional rather than absolute
20:28
monarchy. Also, Charles
20:30
the second agreed to pardon or
20:32
at least tolerate anyone
20:34
who'd fought against him unless
20:36
they had signed the death warrant against his
20:38
father and then you were for the chop.
20:40
That's reasonable, sir. Sign here, please.
20:43
Notably, Oliver Cromwell's
20:45
body was exhumed by order
20:47
of the king chained
20:49
for public display, and then
20:51
thrown into a pit, except
20:53
his head, which stayed on display on
20:55
a Pike outside Westminster Hall
20:58
for a number of decades, as a
21:00
warning to revolutionaries everywhere.
21:03
Mhmm. The Charles that came
21:06
back to rule England was not this
21:09
dandy. You know, he was a guy that had been
21:11
in war. He was
21:13
leading revolts against
21:15
England except Cromwell's army
21:17
just kept spanking them. Really,
21:20
he didn't have a lot of money. The
21:22
whole family had
21:24
been pretty much palace
21:26
surfing, you know, from one state to
21:28
another of people they knew, they
21:30
didn't have much. And that's the guy
21:32
that came back Charles the second had
21:34
left England when he was a boy of
21:36
nineteen, a privileged young man and
21:38
he was now a man of thirty who had
21:40
been through terror, betrayal,
21:43
exile, deprivation, war, and
21:45
seen quite a bit, unwillingly
21:48
of how the other half lived.
21:50
and he often noted that it was the
21:52
poorest people who dug deep to help
21:54
a stranger. And his Catholic subjects
21:57
who had treated him better than his
21:59
peers, like other
22:02
monarchs of Europe, and he never
22:04
forgot. He never forgot their kindness.
22:07
And that pretty much explains his
22:09
religious tolerance. In
22:11
addition, he just really didn't want
22:13
any war. One
22:15
thing the king did bring back
22:17
from style was Mary Old England.
22:19
Let's spell it MERRIE
22:22
Mary Old England, which
22:24
is a different word. Some said
22:26
it was immoral, his whole thing.
22:29
He said, obviously, we
22:31
only live once the music
22:33
was back. The dancing, the colors, you can take a
22:35
walk on a Sunday and not pay a fine
22:37
remarkable. His court was
22:39
known for its loud and
22:41
wild behavior. One
22:43
described it as a
22:45
pendulum. The puritans are on one
22:47
side and now whoosh, we
22:49
swung all the way to the
22:51
other side. Luckily, for
22:53
the person that said that the very first
22:55
clock that had a pendulum had
22:57
only been invented four years
22:59
before. So perfect. I
23:01
don't even know what to tell you. Pray. It could
23:03
be the symbol. Charles the second got
23:05
the nickname, the Mary Monarch. Now that's just with
23:07
the y. Sorry. Uh-huh. And
23:10
people kept kind of holding their
23:12
breasts a little. Like, is God gonna
23:14
throw a thunderbolt down here?
23:16
And they were cautiously creeping out to
23:18
join the joyful return to regular
23:20
old life. He was
23:22
known for his religious tolerance,
23:24
his political savvy. He was the
23:26
patron of scientists and
23:29
artists and writers. and
23:31
his tendency to
23:32
mistress having immediately.
23:34
I mean, I'm talking the
23:36
day he got there, like,
23:38
the day arrived. And that
23:40
night, everyone was gonna hold him
23:41
at banquet, and he's like, no thanks. He took
23:43
up with one noblewoman, one
23:46
Barbara Palmer. I'm talking
23:48
the night. of his banquet. I
23:50
can't say that's bad. I went to Brennan's
23:52
for brunch instead of going to my
23:54
graduation ceremony from college. It's like, oh,
23:56
church service. I did go
23:58
to Catholic University, church service. No. So Charles and
23:59
I are agreement there, but I did not have
24:02
a child nine months afterwards.
24:04
and he did. It was perfect timing.
24:08
Ultimately, Barbara Palmer had more power than
24:10
the actual queen who had
24:12
been a from Portugal.
24:14
Remember that we had talked during the
24:16
Marie Antoinette podcast about
24:18
how Marie Antoinette's husband
24:20
never took an official mistress
24:22
and everyone was sort of bewildered. Walking
24:25
around, there's no May Trace
24:27
on titre or official mistress
24:30
favors of, like, where's the pipeline? I
24:32
don't get it. And they're kind of freaking out. Well,
24:34
it's like the power structure. Emery
24:37
Antoinette Court was all messed up. Well Charles the
24:39
second brought that foreign concept of an
24:41
official mistress back from France
24:43
with him along with
24:45
the fork Oddly enough.
24:49
Not seen since Roman times in England
24:51
now back in all the rage.
24:54
You know, the more religious among his subjects saw it
24:56
as suspect and immoral. Did
24:58
God not give us hands with which to hold
25:00
our food and wipe our butts?
25:03
I mean, come on, gross. And the tablecloths,
25:06
I mean it. They would just wipe their
25:08
dirty, greasy hands on
25:10
the tablecloths. every day. No wonder they had
25:12
so many laundresses. But what the fork did
25:14
this have to do with Melkwen? Oh
25:16
my god. I
25:19
had to say thank you. Okay.
25:22
Honestly, for an
25:24
Elguin in her decrepit
25:26
area of town, life likely went
25:28
on very similarly to the
25:30
way it had always done in
25:32
let's just call it the underworld
25:35
except for one major
25:37
thing that happened two months after
25:39
the king came back. It's really one
25:41
of the very first things that Charles
25:44
did he reopened the theaters. They had
25:46
been closed for eighteen years. That
25:48
would be more than Nell's life.
25:50
She'd never knew life with the theater.
25:53
he had enjoyed the theater when he was
25:55
in other countries in France
25:57
in particular, and he wanted that level
25:59
of
25:59
entertainment in
26:02
England. He commissioned two
26:04
theaters
26:04
to open, two different
26:07
official theaters. They were called Patton
26:09
theaters. They had his blessing
26:11
and legal protection as
26:13
the only license except
26:15
no substitute's theaters. Now
26:17
there were other theaters that
26:19
were opening up they could do comedies and like
26:22
Vaudville kind of shows, but
26:24
those theaters were for
26:26
the lower classes. They were not
26:29
for Charles and his friends,
26:31
and that's the kind of entertainment he
26:33
wanted. So there's two theaters. One
26:35
is The King's Company. It's the
26:37
Royal Theatre on Drury Lane.
26:39
Gee, that sounds so familiar. I hear the muffin man
26:41
lives there. The
26:44
other theater was
26:46
the Dukes Theatre and
26:48
that was under the patronage of Charles' brother
26:51
James, the duke of
26:53
York. So the duke's house and
26:55
the theater royal. And
26:59
shock me shock me shock me with
27:01
that deviant behavior. For the
27:03
first time, women could
27:05
perform in the
27:07
public theater. know more would all of
27:09
the women's parts be played by men
27:11
like they had been in
27:13
Shakespeare's time. The official royal patent
27:15
said this, quote, And for as
27:17
much as many plays formerly
27:19
acted, do contain several
27:21
profane, obscene, and scurrilous
27:23
passages and the woman's parts
27:25
therein have been acted by men in the habit
27:27
of women, we do permit
27:30
and give leave that all women's
27:33
parts to be acted in
27:35
either the said two companies for
27:37
the time to come may
27:39
be performed by
27:42
women. May by such
27:44
reformation be esteemed
27:46
not only harmless delights,
27:48
but useful and instructive representations
27:51
of human life. So make it look like
27:53
a real life. Don't have a guy up there dressed in
27:56
drag. Thomas Kiliger's Theatre
27:58
opened in May of
27:59
Sixteen's sixty three, and one of Nell's
28:02
momma's friends had got the coveted
28:04
license to sell fruit in candy
28:06
during the performances. Mary
28:08
Meggs was her name, but everyone called
28:10
her orange moll. Mollie
28:13
being a common nickname at the time for
28:15
Mary. Moll needed some
28:17
pretty saleswomen who could market her
28:19
wares to the theater audience and give them
28:21
a bit of cheek by way of
28:23
entertainment. It took brains. It
28:25
took bravery. and she knew just who
28:27
to choose. Thirteen year old Nell and her
28:29
sister Rose were hired to stand
28:31
with their backs to the stage in this
28:33
little passageway between the
28:35
orchestra and the pit and
28:37
call their wares during a break
28:39
in the action. Little Nell, she had
28:41
curly reddish hair and dimples
28:43
She had a very charming personality. The
28:46
orange girls work six days a week. The
28:48
theater was closed on Sundays. They
28:50
wore a little white smocks over their
28:52
dresses and a handkerchief at their necks,
28:54
they sold only on the lower levels
28:57
because oranges on the upper levels could be
28:59
used as projectiles. by
29:01
the peasants in the cheap seats. Right.
29:03
The box seats weren't
29:05
that high up in the wall. Remember,
29:08
like, if If you were to imagine, say, on
29:10
opera theater, you think of these boxes
29:12
like twenty feet in the air. No, no, they were
29:14
still very close to the action. Unfortunately,
29:16
the further you got back in the back seats,
29:18
the worse you could hear the actors,
29:20
but you sure could see the orange
29:22
girls. About seven hundred people per
29:25
night came to the plays. So
29:27
everyone can see, but maybe
29:29
not here. Yeah. Dute
29:32
would literally wander back stage and
29:34
harass the actors,
29:37
especially the women. I'm sorry to
29:39
say, for quite some time, male
29:41
members of the audience could just
29:43
go back into the dressing area
29:45
and grab hold of them. That's
29:48
unfortunate, really. And so they fell in
29:50
love with these women on the stage and then
29:52
felt like oh, these are these are
29:54
free public access ladies
29:56
-- Mhmm. -- and they would go back and just
29:58
get all up in their business. Now
30:00
some women may not have disapproved
30:03
of that because one
30:05
of the venues to escape
30:07
a life of poverty
30:09
was to join the theater and find a
30:11
rich protector. And one
30:13
of the side businesses these orange
30:15
girls could do was run
30:18
messages back and forth to facilitate
30:20
those type of arrangements. It
30:22
was a lucrative sideline to
30:24
selling oranges and probably made
30:26
them significantly more money. Nell
30:28
kind of had one of those arrangements herself
30:30
because around this time, she
30:32
had her first I don't wanna
30:34
call him a boyfriend. protector in
30:36
a man named Robert Duncan,
30:39
and she had moved out of her mother's
30:41
place and into rooms that he had
30:43
rented for her above a pub
30:45
right down the street from the theater called the
30:48
cock and pie. Now that
30:50
would be maybe peacock
30:52
pie. which was an
30:54
old timey dish or cockarrel, a
30:56
young rooster, or maybe a magpie,
30:59
which was right on the sign. So
31:01
the cock and pie pub is
31:03
probably not as naughty of a title
31:05
as it sounds. Well, and
31:07
I think E. O. Pie was a
31:09
very common thing to have in a pub
31:12
too. Yeah. And also cockfighting would happen in pub -- Right. --
31:14
too. So cock and pie is
31:16
like a very popular thing.
31:18
I'm sorry. I'm getting silly.
31:21
Yes. Let's talk innuendo for
31:23
the rest of the show. You know what? Nell would
31:25
not approve of innuendo. She'd just
31:27
say the word. That's
31:29
right. That's true. So we,
31:31
in the modern day, are
31:33
completely astonished that a twelve or thirteen
31:35
year old girl, has a grown man as
31:37
her, quote, protector who
31:40
takes her away from her mother's house and sets
31:42
her up in her own apartment. Who
31:44
met her at her work, most likely.
31:46
What
31:46
work? Not sure.
31:48
Okay. I
31:49
would like to show you a horrible fact. The
31:52
age of consent in England
31:54
was twelve. When people
31:56
got together and started to
31:58
talk about it, In eighteen seventy five, they decided that
32:01
the age had to be raised, and
32:03
they raised it to
32:05
thirteen. Wow. That is such
32:07
an improvement. Well, the theater
32:09
itself was a messy
32:11
business. People were always yelling,
32:14
dueling, not joking, bantering with the
32:16
orange girls. By
32:18
the way, during the performance, is anyone paying
32:20
attention to my artist? You
32:23
know how now we say that somebody has
32:25
a mouth like a sailor or in my house, mouth like
32:27
a chef. Back
32:30
in Nel's day, they
32:32
said that someone had
32:35
a mouth like an orange
32:37
girl. So she had a very colorful
32:39
vocabulary.
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So here she is,
33:46
this saucy orange girl in the front
33:48
of the theater, and mister Killigrew,
33:50
the owner of the theater, was in the
33:52
audience one fateful day
33:54
and Talend spotted the fourteen year old Nell
33:56
for a fast track to the stage.
33:58
The two leading men of
34:00
the king's company. Charles Hart
34:02
and John Lacey were two actors who
34:04
were charged with training Nell to be
34:06
an actress. Charles Hart was the
34:10
leading man And John Lacey was kind of a comedian and a
34:12
dancer. And they could teach her
34:14
different things. They taught her how to
34:16
use the stage
34:18
as an or they taught her
34:20
how to deliver different styles of lines because they did different
34:22
kinds of plays. Sometimes there might be
34:24
a comedy, the next one might be
34:28
drama, and they had to
34:30
be delivered in different ways. And the lines that she was learning wore
34:32
these plays that they were going to perform,
34:34
she was a literate So
34:37
they were giving her the lines and she was
34:40
just memorizing the plays.
34:42
That's
34:42
remarkable to me. That's
34:44
even to this day, of course, how you would teach a child actor.
34:47
So it's not completely
34:48
unheard of, but what patients
34:52
that was because this is like summer stock theater. And I don't know
34:54
if anyone here has ever been in summer stock, but
34:56
you basically rehearsed one thing during the day.
34:59
and out the other thing in the
35:02
evening. You're constantly doing at least two
35:04
plays a day in your head.
35:06
And during this time period, plays didn't
35:08
last very long. Mm-mm.
35:10
Sometimes they only lasted, like, let's look and see if
35:12
the audience reacts. And if it didn't
35:14
go, it was over.
35:16
And that's the end for that play.
35:18
So I'm glad you spent your whole evening memorizing all these lines. Yeah. But that's okay because
35:20
we're gonna have you memorize some more for
35:22
this new production. We're gonna start in three
35:26
days. their repertoire. They're keeping these plays in their head
35:28
in case they have to perform them
35:30
again for whatever reasons.
35:32
And she was able to keep all that in
35:34
her head. She was able
35:36
to use all the things that she had
35:38
learned as an oyster girl, as
35:40
an orange girl, surviving
35:42
on the streets, charm
35:44
people with her voice and her mannerisms,
35:46
and she had that x factor
35:48
that people looked at her on the
35:51
stage when there was other people there. She was
35:53
the one that everybody was looking at,
35:55
and she's picking it up really
35:57
fast. I'm sorry
35:58
to say that
35:59
someone else was looking at
36:02
her, one of her tutors.
36:04
Mister Charles himself, Charles
36:06
Hart, the main actor at the
36:08
king's company, took her under his wing and
36:11
offered her his protection. In
36:13
the parlance of the
36:15
restoration that meant, He removed her
36:17
from her current lodging, her in his lodgings,
36:20
split his salary with her, and
36:24
in exchange for certain
36:26
services became her protector.
36:28
And gross, etcetera, and
36:30
the only positive thing I can see about
36:32
that is he out
36:34
his territory and saved
36:36
her from the other
36:38
circling weirdos. Yeah.
36:40
That's a good point. And he
36:43
was thirty to her fourteen. So that's
36:46
a pretty big age gap. Although, at
36:48
the time, it
36:50
wasn't his significant as it might be to us. Again, there's that
36:52
cultural thing. We have to learn their
36:54
culture. Actors at this time
36:56
began to be associated with
36:58
certain roles. or
37:00
certain types of roles, they began to be
37:02
stars. People would come out to
37:05
see their favorites regardless of
37:07
what the play was. I'm reminded of
37:10
the silent movie era. Mhmm. Where there was just
37:12
that sheer volume of titles you
37:14
couldn't get too attached to the movie because there
37:16
was gonna be another one on Friday, you know.
37:18
Okay. So you'd come out to see
37:20
Mary Pickford or Douglas
37:22
Fairbanks or or whoever you wanna come see your favorite, whatever they're
37:24
doing, you know. Mhmm. Meg Ryan
37:26
in sleepless in
37:28
Seattle in
37:30
shop around the corner. She always find the same kind of person, you know. Right.
37:32
So that kind of thing, it's not
37:34
unheard of. But now Gwen began to
37:38
become known. Shortly after her first appearance on the
37:40
stage, just her hair helped, her mannerisms
37:42
helped, and she and
37:45
her friend, man friend, Charles
37:48
Hart soon became famous for sort
37:50
of a bantering antagonistic couple act.
37:52
Well, they fell in love at
37:54
the end. It's kind of like
37:56
hat burn and what's his name? Spencer Tracy, that's exactly
37:58
what I was just gonna say. That
38:01
witty banter and that
38:03
comfortable camaraderie that
38:06
they had which quite frankly was probably
38:08
developed off stage and under the
38:10
covers. Comedy was where her talents
38:12
truly lay.
38:14
skill and improv often came in handy. You know,
38:16
the sheer number of plays that you
38:18
were expected to do. Sometimes if you're
38:20
on stage and you forgot a line,
38:23
didn't it help if you were good and quick
38:25
on the uptake, you know, and could play
38:27
it off. The audience didn't know. The audience
38:29
was not familiar with these
38:31
plays. Most of the time. So if you made something up
38:33
with a convincing or a it's probably fine.
38:36
That totally makes sense because you just
38:38
deliver the line that you think should go there
38:40
with conviction.
38:42
Right. And part of the schtick of
38:44
Restoration comedy is that now played
38:46
a character within a character, functionally.
38:50
So She played now who would bring the audience into
38:52
the joke with her
38:54
a lot. You know, no
38:57
one else could make the
39:00
audience a part of the action like
39:02
she could. It seemed like
39:04
everyone knew her. Everyone was her friend.
39:06
It was just like she had
39:08
that indefinable report with the audience. Right. She kind of
39:10
broke the fourth wall in some ways. You
39:12
know, just a quick glance out to
39:14
the audience, she
39:16
connected with them. It was like, if you and I, good
39:18
friends, had a look that we
39:20
understood, she's doing the same thing
39:23
with an entire audience. Right.
39:26
Dyerist Samuel Peeps wrote
39:28
that he had seen pretty
39:31
witty no and became sort
39:33
of medium obsessed with her a disturbing way.
39:35
Can't wait for you to read the parts of his diary.
39:38
It is worth reading. We're gonna give you a
39:40
link about it.
39:42
The secretary system will blow you away, though I'm
39:44
warning you now. And probably give
39:46
you a nice uncomfortable
39:48
foundation to put Nell's life in
39:50
perspective, honestly.
39:52
if this is how the average middle class man on the street was thinking about
39:54
women and life in general -- Mhmm. --
39:56
help all the women. Help them all.
39:59
You know? Nonetheless,
40:00
he kept the diary for a number
40:02
of years and wrote both about mundane
40:04
things and major events because he
40:07
worked for the government. And
40:10
so His diary gives you a great picture of what life was like
40:12
in Restoration London from his place
40:14
right in the middle, and he
40:16
had a lot to write about.
40:19
Beginning with the hijinks of the
40:21
king and his court. Charles was
40:23
doing a lot of king
40:25
duties. He also has, at this
40:27
point, taken a wife, he has to.
40:29
He needs an heir. The wife's that he
40:32
chose was Katherine of
40:34
Bricanza. She was a twenty four year old
40:36
Portuguese princess, whose own
40:38
father, King John the fourth,
40:40
he was kind of like Charles and that he took
40:42
a really circuitous route to
40:44
the throne He had been
40:46
a duke who staged an uprising against the former Spanish rule,
40:48
but this alliance with
40:51
Portugal gave England trade
40:54
routes to India and
40:56
Morocco. And in Katherine's
40:58
case, she also came with a very
41:00
healthy dowry. which at
41:02
this point Charles really needed
41:04
to. Not to but to find a point on
41:06
it, she was also
41:08
a Catholic. So it was almost like he was
41:10
putting his money where his mouth is when it
41:12
came to tolerance of
41:16
Catholic religion. Right. because there's king and queen
41:18
Catholic. You know, who's gonna complain.
41:20
Nobody. Everybody.
41:23
Now, somebody that did complain was
41:26
Katherine's mother. Charles was
41:28
already known as having
41:30
a lot of mistresses. At
41:33
the time that they married, he had five children
41:35
that he recognized by four different women.
41:37
And he was having
41:39
his second child with
41:41
his favorite mistress, the former
41:44
Barbara Palmer, who is now the
41:46
countess of Castlemain and
41:49
still married to her husband, the new Earl
41:51
of Castlemain. But they're having
41:53
a very healthy
41:56
relationship, and they were even
41:58
together the day
41:59
that Katherine
41:59
arrived from Portugal to
42:02
England. Katherine's mother was
42:04
fully aware of how active Charles
42:07
was with other women. And she said, Catherine Dunn said,
42:09
do not tolerate this. You have to put
42:11
your foot down. You are going
42:13
to be queen. You have to
42:15
tell him to stop all this
42:18
shenanigans with all these other women. But
42:20
Katherine didn't really have the backbone
42:22
for that. And when
42:24
Charles came to her with his number
42:26
one lady Barbara, wanting
42:28
Barbara to have a status position
42:30
in court as the lady of the bed chamber to the
42:33
new queen. Poor Catherine didn't know
42:35
what to do. She just fainted
42:37
dead away. Like, literally, she fainted
42:40
and started crying and
42:42
kinda tried to hold out and he
42:44
just kept taking things away from her. Like,
42:47
all the people that spoke her language, he sent them
42:50
away, and eventually she just said
42:52
fine, fine, give this
42:54
woman the job that
42:56
she wants. I want peace in my house. And that was
42:58
kind of Katherine's first step to
43:00
acceptance of the life of
43:02
her husband.
43:04
Well, you know, it's very sad, and I think
43:06
the humiliation was great,
43:09
especially for a young princess
43:11
with really no support in
43:13
her new country. Mhmm. I don't certainly think it was
43:16
unprecedented. I mean, there was a series
43:18
of, imagine, you know, Jane
43:20
Seymour and And Berlin were
43:22
both made to honor and
43:24
Veragon. So it happens
43:26
has happened. Uh-huh. It's
43:28
not awesome. No. And again,
43:31
there's this double standard in society that men is a status symbol
43:33
for them to have a mistress, but to
43:35
be the actual mistress isn't,
43:38
you know, great.
43:40
So Barbara was extraordinarily
43:44
cunning and driven and wanted more
43:46
power. So she was
43:48
probably playing head games on
43:50
Charles. She was actually
43:52
increasingly as her
43:54
career grew famous for
43:56
being and I quote, the
43:58
uncrowned queen of
44:00
England. She interfered in
44:02
politics like
44:04
nobody's business maybe someday we'll cover her from her side. We're gonna
44:06
paint her probably to be the evil
44:08
stepsister from a Disney movie
44:10
or whatever. because of how
44:12
we do. We're always on the side of our
44:14
subject. But, you know,
44:16
there's a lot of humanity in her
44:18
too. Everyone's struggling to
44:20
survive. You know? Yeah.
44:22
So that was just
44:23
her particular road. Yes.
44:26
So relations within court
44:29
or fraud. And soon, war
44:32
broke out again still
44:34
with the Netherlands, mostly
44:37
about trade routes. This is
44:39
the series of wars, in fact, that turned New
44:41
Amsterdam into New York for a little place
44:43
in history. Nice. Named after
44:45
Charles II, Sprobro, the
44:49
Duke of York. Yep. So there's this
44:51
stress, this worldwide conflict
44:54
stress underlying
44:56
the next decades, honestly, off and on,
44:59
with the king trying to navigate
45:01
major conflicts with major
45:03
enemies in the
45:06
world. But this right here at this time period,
45:08
like he needed other things to
45:10
worry about, was one of the very
45:14
acute times in that period that there was
45:16
active and vicious combat
45:18
happening. Now, hard on the heels
45:21
of this trouble, a silent killer began
45:23
stalking England brought there by the
45:26
rats from the ships
45:28
of war. of war
45:30
the plague had hit England. If
45:32
you contracted it, there was headache and
45:35
vomiting and fever. you had
45:37
a thirty percent chance of
45:40
death. And if it was in the house that you were
45:42
in, the house was marked on the
45:44
outside and sealed up. So
45:46
everybody is stuck really stuck
45:48
in the house. There's no walking
45:50
at sunset or anything. We do
45:52
have a good account of what London was
45:54
like because Peeps in his capacity as an
45:56
essential worker at the naval office,
45:59
remember the war was still
46:01
happening, he gives a
46:04
full account of the grim deserted streets with the
46:06
dreaded red crosses over the
46:08
doors sealed up by the authorities
46:10
after an
46:12
infection. the screams and cries of the people inside that were
46:14
muffled, people that were walking down the
46:16
street just collapsing, right and left
46:18
as you walk down the street,
46:21
in left because there were people to
46:23
take care of them all the time.
46:25
The smell grew exponentially
46:28
so bad that you could almost
46:30
not smell it anymore. It was a terrible
46:32
terrible death, and it
46:34
was terrible to witness. London
46:37
streets became deserted as people succumbed or fled.
46:40
And that's exactly what the king did. The
46:42
king and his court fled to
46:44
Oxford where it
46:46
was safer and
46:48
his theater company, The King's
46:50
Theatre, that troop which Nell is
46:52
a part of, followed him to
46:54
Oxford. So she and her mother
46:56
were in Oxford during the plague time safe, but
46:59
not performing as much as she had
47:01
been when they were
47:04
in London. During the period of time, when the theaters were
47:06
closed in June and the
47:08
onset of winter, the
47:10
year Nell
47:12
was fifteen, one in
47:14
five lenders were dead of
47:16
the plague. That's twenty percent of
47:19
the citizens gone. So not only a significant loss
47:21
of life, that's cultural
47:24
trauma. You know, surely
47:26
everyone left new someone that didn't
47:28
make it. and the
47:30
cleanup which I will not get into
47:32
also quite, quite terrible.
47:34
The court came back to
47:36
London in February after
47:38
the cleansing nature of a
47:40
cold hard winter. And
47:42
the gears are kind of grinding
47:45
back into action. Nel's career came roaring back
47:47
as the theater opened. She turned
47:50
sixteen Net Spring and by now
47:52
had famous playwrights
47:54
writing parts
47:56
and plays just for her to play to her comedic
47:58
strengths. Much has been made of
48:00
how she was no good in a tragedy.
48:04
And I need to explain a little
48:06
bit about that. So
48:08
in a comedy, it's kind of a free for
48:10
all. You know? Like, a comedy was loose
48:13
by nature. But in classic
48:16
tragedy, there were some conventions that
48:18
Nell's free style of
48:20
acting ran up against. And
48:22
let's call it choreography.
48:24
Certain words had to be said
48:26
with certain hand gestures. Certain
48:28
gestures indicated sadness. Certain
48:31
and what indicated that I will overcome, you know,
48:33
and there was another whole language you had to learn. The
48:36
tone of voice was different. And I've said
48:38
this and I don't remember
48:40
in what
48:40
said before, but there
48:42
was someone
48:43
during fiddler in the roof who
48:45
literally said her line like this.
48:47
But papa, I don't want
48:49
to marry him and then clasped
48:52
her hands on her
48:54
heart. Now, she would have done well
48:57
in Restoration London. That's what it was. It was a little
48:59
stiffer. There was not so much
49:02
scope for the imagination.
49:04
If you
49:06
ask me, by the way, this tradition came back to silent
49:08
film era. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.
49:10
It was in it was language audiences
49:12
had been primed to understand.
49:16
This reminds me of a situation I just heard of on
49:18
the office ladies. Okay? So, you
49:20
know, the office -- Mhmm. -- by about
49:22
season three, I mean, they didn't have
49:25
marks they didn't really improv, but it was pretty loose. And
49:27
they made a lot of different takes and blah blah blah
49:29
and played around. And then
49:32
toward the end after Steve Carell had
49:34
left, they imported James
49:36
Spader. You know James Spader. Like,
49:38
everyone's bad heart drop from pretty impingement.
49:42
Blaine. Blaine, they could shoot a planes
49:44
or whatever. Bad guy. So that guy
49:46
came in and he's a great actor
49:48
and very professional, but he always wanted
49:50
to rehearse. But where is
49:52
my mark? what are my motivations? And they're like, we don't really do
49:54
that. Yeah. When's rehearsal? They're
49:56
like, we
49:58
don't have and he
50:00
they did not really mesh, you know. Right.
50:02
And that's kind of what happened with Nell and
50:04
tragedy. Like,
50:06
everybody's good. but
50:08
nothing's translating. You know? It just wasn't
50:10
a good fit. Well, she was good
50:12
at like you said, improvisation
50:14
but she was really good at taking
50:16
little comments that weaving them into the
50:20
dialogue that
50:22
were actually comments about society, you know, gossip that
50:24
she had heard about society. She
50:26
availed it and stuck it
50:29
in there. There was even a point where she looked
50:31
fully at, you know, broke the fourth wall, looked at
50:33
the audience and said, I know you
50:36
in your
50:38
serious plays as I hate serious parts.
50:40
So is it Nell or is
50:42
it Nell's character? Well, that was the
50:44
joy. That was the thrill. Like,
50:46
you thought Nell was giving you
50:48
a little backstage knowledge. Like, another strange
50:51
convention of comedy at
50:54
this time played to some of her other strengths. For
50:58
some reason, reason this
51:01
The female characters on stage would often
51:03
have to appear in male
51:06
clothes as a
51:08
plot device. And what
51:10
were male clothes at the time? Well, sort
51:12
of short pantaloons and
51:15
skin tie tights A real lady person
51:17
in skin type tights on stage be
51:20
still my beating heart.
51:22
Well, Nell had some of the best legs in
51:24
the biz. Yeah.
51:26
That's right. They were actually called
51:28
Breaches rolls and they
51:30
loved putting Nell into them because
51:32
she didn't mind flashing a little
51:35
you know, it's covered by fabric, but as
51:37
far as everybody is concerned, she's
51:40
flashing her legs. They're seeing
51:42
thigh. Oh my goodness. No wonder
51:44
Dude sent messages in
51:46
jewels backstage, Nell had
51:48
literally blown their
51:50
minds. Mhmm. Part of her job
51:52
was actually very similar
51:54
to actors today is
51:56
getting their brand out there and going out and
51:58
being seen in public. you know, there was
52:00
no entertainment tonight or
52:02
whatever. Mhmm. But there
52:04
were the scandal rags. And if
52:06
they were seen out, doing things, dressed
52:08
fancy, you know, they were just building
52:10
up their persona and making
52:12
themselves even more popular. And that's
52:14
something that
52:16
now excelled at. Also, she was just
52:18
kind of herself out the
52:20
exact herself that they saw
52:23
on stage, you know. Right.
52:25
So when they saw her, they're like, oh, I
52:27
know her. We talked just yesterday.
52:29
Right. She knows me.
52:31
Yeah. That's right. And they knew that she was one of them.
52:33
You know, yes, the theater
52:36
audiences were more of the
52:38
upper classes. But she
52:40
came from the streets, she was a common person,
52:42
and she never was putting on airs.
52:44
So she was relatable
52:46
to a lot of people. So while
52:48
Nell's career was really on
52:51
fire, something else was on
52:53
fire too. In September of sixteen
52:55
sixty six, a fire
52:58
started in putting Lane in a bakery that began
53:00
to spread, fanned by a strong
53:02
east wind it burned for four days.
53:05
and ended up eating up most of the old city
53:08
of London within the walls,
53:10
sparing only kind of a a
53:12
crescent at
53:14
the northeast right by the tower
53:16
of London and and up,
53:18
largely due to the soldiers in the tower
53:20
blowing things up to create a
53:22
firebreak. Mhmm. That's what
53:24
saved them. we learned on our field trip to London that
53:26
the city of London
53:28
within the walls was a separate
53:31
was the independent place. Like
53:34
Washington DC kind of --
53:35
Mhmm. -- and they
53:36
resisted for far too long
53:38
the king's offers of help from
53:41
the army. People were sort of
53:43
in denial for a long time. They would
53:45
kind of scurry from block to
53:48
block until it finally became absolutely clear
53:50
they needed to get out of the city
53:52
center, out of the walls entirely. And then,
53:54
of course, it was a battle between
53:56
outgoing refugees and incoming firefighters.
53:59
Well, the official death toll from
54:01
the fire of Linden was
54:04
eight, and pretty much no one
54:06
believes that. Historians now take exception to that
54:08
very very small number
54:10
because they say the
54:12
extreme heat from this well
54:14
fueled fire could have
54:16
consumed everything. I mean, even people
54:18
and left absolutely no
54:20
trace. Right.
54:22
Plus, there was a lot of misinformation in in
54:24
very late realization of the
54:26
people's danger. And a lot more
54:29
people were likely trapped than
54:31
were reported, you know. Yeah. And these
54:34
houses were so close together and they were
54:36
families. A lot of them, like
54:38
Nells, the one she grew
54:40
up in, So if Nell and her sister and her mom had perished in a
54:42
fire with nothing to show for it, would
54:44
anybody have missed them? You know, how
54:46
can you count them if you don't even think
54:48
about them? Does that make
54:50
sense? Right. No. That makes total sense.
54:52
Yeah. Also, about two
54:54
hundred thousand more people were
54:56
now homeless. without shelter
54:58
or food. And winter was coming,
55:00
not in the Game of Thrones sense,
55:03
like actual human winter. was coming.
55:05
Mhmm. Yeah. And so do we count those refugees?
55:07
Do we count people who starved to death?
55:09
Because they didn't have any food?
55:11
Well, the king wanted those
55:14
people to move on
55:16
out. And that's not as catalyst as it
55:18
sounds. I mean, there wasn't a
55:20
way to house them, so he issued
55:22
an eDIC that all towns must accept those refugees and
55:24
assist in their housing. So, I mean,
55:26
that's what you can do on the fly, you know.
55:28
Right. Well, of course, the theaters were
55:30
closed. Again,
55:32
while he dealt with this crisis. And there were
55:34
great plans to rebuild in a more majestic
55:37
style, you know, like been
55:40
rebuilt, but the legalities of
55:42
property rights and seizure were just
55:44
too troublesome and the English weren't
55:47
standing for it. No. This is my land. Okay.
55:50
Fair enough. They did widen the streets.
55:52
They forbade the use of
55:54
wooden construction. There are a
55:56
handful of existing buildings left from the
55:58
Great Fire of London. Most are
56:00
made of stone or were wooden
56:02
buildings that had been protected within
56:04
stone walls. Some were
56:06
wooden buildings, notably the
56:08
old curiosity shot made so
56:10
famous by Charles Dickens that
56:12
just missed annihilation by a matter
56:14
of yards. We'll give you a link
56:16
to a map of them if that's a quest you'd like
56:18
to go on. But mostly, as you
56:20
looked around, it was unbelievable
56:22
and complete
56:24
destruction. rumors caught fire now that the Catholics from the southern
56:26
Netherlands had started this fire
56:30
on purpose. and stoked
56:32
the flames of anti Catholic
56:34
sentiment in England. I really cannot
56:36
say enough how dangerous it was to
56:38
be a Catholic right here after
56:40
the fire. And for a couple
56:42
of centuries, really. It was not
56:44
awesome because of this. Every tragedy
56:47
needs scape goat, I guess. And people just
56:49
simultaneously quote, knew that it was a fire
56:51
at Faironor's bakery. They got
56:53
out of control. At some
56:56
level, they yes, indeed. But
56:58
they also, quote, knew that the
57:00
Catholics probably said it on purpose in that
57:02
bakery to trick us. into thinking it
57:04
was simply a bakery fire.
57:06
Right? I'm like, oh my gosh. Or at
57:08
least they were happy it happened.
57:10
Fork
57:11
them. Let's fight. So there is
57:13
a societal
57:14
and recurrence of religious
57:16
violence happening from about now,
57:18
unfortunate because we were so
57:22
close. to pull in ourselves together. There was
57:24
another rivalry that was heating up, rivalry
57:26
between the two theater companies.
57:30
Duke's company versus King's company. The Duke's company
57:33
had its own personable
57:35
comedy actress, one
57:38
Moll Davis. sort of
57:40
directly competing with our
57:42
Nell for the prime spot in their company.
57:44
Now Nell actually may have been
57:46
talent spotted to go up against
57:48
existing mall. That's where people
57:50
think. Like, mister Kelly Girl
57:52
was sitting in his audience and went,
57:54
oh, there's one. Yep. And he was
57:56
looking, you know, when you're shopping for
57:58
something particular in the thrift store. You
57:59
see it? Yeah. And I
58:01
think he had I need
58:03
someone like this. in his mind
58:05
and then immediately saw Nell right in front of
58:08
him. Interesting. Like, she was
58:10
his spelling word. Nell.
58:12
Do you know what I mean? Yeah. No. I know what
58:14
you mean. So Paul Davis performed in his show in front of
58:16
the king, and she had a very
58:18
famous song. And here are
58:21
some of the lyrics. My
58:23
lodging is on the cold ground and very
58:25
hard is my fair, but that which troubles
58:27
me most is the unkindness
58:29
of my dear. yet still I cry. Oh, turn
58:31
love and I prudy love, turn to me
58:34
for thou art the man that I long
58:36
for and
58:38
elect. What remedy? Okay. That song
58:41
won her, if not the heart,
58:43
at least the bed of a
58:46
king. he took as mistress everyone
58:48
fell apart and out
58:51
and out commoner Barbara
58:54
Palmer had been born a gentleman's daughter and her
58:57
husband is a baron. Who
58:59
is this person? Right. The upper
59:01
crust kind of god
59:04
boggled. but you know what I like about her. She has no
59:06
interest in politics at the king
59:08
and she has no interest in
59:11
bossing me around. and I
59:13
can see him pointing at his eye and pointing
59:16
straight at Barbara Palmer.
59:18
Gimme a break. Yeah. Gimme a
59:21
break. Right. Right. Nel was
59:24
irritated at that attention that
59:26
was given her rival. So now her rival
59:28
has the attention of the king and
59:31
also the attention of the public.
59:33
You know, that's a big deal. And so now I had
59:35
a playwriter friend write a pretty
59:37
mean girl rebuttal to
59:39
Mall Davis's famous song.
59:42
And I am sorry to say she was mocking
59:44
Paul Davis's fuller figure.
59:46
But every single person
59:49
who heard this new to whom and of what
59:51
it referred. Here's Nell's version. My
59:54
lodging, it is on the cold boards and
59:56
wonderful heart is my fair, but
59:58
that which troubles me
59:59
most is the fatness of my
1:00:02
dear. And still I cry, oh, melt
1:00:04
love and I pray thee now melt
1:00:06
a pace. For thou art the man I should long for, if
1:00:08
we're not for my
1:00:10
greas. the So
1:00:14
no Gwen. as my mother would give her the middle
1:00:16
name. Now Eldridge Quinn.
1:00:18
What are you saying? Well,
1:00:22
you know, that figure won her the love of a king, not
1:00:24
the love, two hundred pounds a
1:00:26
year, jewels, and a house.
1:00:30
and curtain. Well, the Dutch attacked
1:00:32
the English Navy. They set fire to
1:00:34
a lot of ships and stole a
1:00:37
famous one. And again, King Charles' first
1:00:40
instinct was to close down the theaters. That
1:00:42
seems to be his instant reaction
1:00:44
to any crisis. And so
1:00:46
back at Nell's house, her
1:00:48
protector Charles Hart had taken
1:00:50
up with the king's
1:00:52
mistress, Barbara.
1:00:54
or she had revenge taken up with the most famous
1:00:56
actor in town. See
1:00:59
Kingboyfriend, Aytu, conductor
1:01:02
Dive, for my bedfellow. That's kind of like what it was.
1:01:04
Yeah. I just wanna throw in here
1:01:06
that Barbara has a lot of friends
1:01:10
like Charles, and
1:01:12
like the king. But is
1:01:14
this city correct? No. That
1:01:16
was direct, but otherwise, she's
1:01:18
fairly indiscriminate. you know, it's like,
1:01:20
oh, I like the way your eyes are
1:01:22
flirting at me, come to
1:01:24
bed. You know? Well, and let me
1:01:26
tell you this. So she
1:01:28
had at least six living
1:01:30
children. And the first
1:01:32
five are recognized by the king
1:01:34
and in some cases, enobled by
1:01:36
him, but he was in no way a hundred percent certain any
1:01:38
of those children, 23andMe, not
1:01:40
yet having been invented. Work
1:01:43
is at all She actually
1:01:46
bullied and cajoled him into recognizing each
1:01:48
and every one of them. By the time they
1:01:50
got to the sixth one, I'm jumping way way
1:01:52
ahead, but just to put it here because it
1:01:55
fits her way. By the time
1:01:57
they got to the sixth one, he
1:01:59
put up a fight. And they had
1:02:01
a pretty major halo rumb below about it, you know. Mhmm. But the first
1:02:03
five, he's like, yeah. Okay.
1:02:05
You know? Yeah. That's
1:02:07
right. Yeah. That's that's right.
1:02:10
Son of a cat. That's
1:02:12
right. Well, gross and dang
1:02:14
for everyone, by the way, it
1:02:16
just seems like a mess, but Nell had never lacked
1:02:18
admirers. And rather than put up with
1:02:20
whatever entangled nonsense this was pretending
1:02:22
to be in her house right now,
1:02:24
she was not
1:02:26
about it. She reached out to a young nobleman who had admired
1:02:28
her Charles Lord Buckhurst,
1:02:30
member of parliament, gentleman of the
1:02:32
king's bed chamber, and soon
1:02:34
gentlemen of Knowles bedchamber. Oh, so clever. So
1:02:39
because of war, theaters
1:02:42
were closed, and the troop was kind of scattered
1:02:44
around. It was summertime. And
1:02:47
now and Charles the second
1:02:49
as she called him, That's
1:02:51
a little confusing for us since
1:02:53
there literally is a Charles the
1:02:55
second king on the throne,
1:02:57
mister Bigwig himself. So
1:03:00
Buckhurst is her Charles the
1:03:02
second, and guess who was her Charles
1:03:04
the third? Charles
1:03:06
the second. That's later, spoiler alert. As for
1:03:08
Buckhurst, life with him was nothing but
1:03:10
a party. Well, they and so they
1:03:12
kind of took up
1:03:14
together. They entertained.
1:03:16
They had parties. They froliced quite
1:03:18
a bit. They went to a fashionable
1:03:20
spa town called Epsom. Yes,
1:03:23
the same as Epsom salts.
1:03:25
So she and Buckhurst went there
1:03:27
and then peeps the creep,
1:03:29
stalk her, literally took
1:03:31
his wife there casually on purpose to catch a
1:03:33
glimpse of Nell. He wrote about it in his
1:03:36
diary and disapprovingly
1:03:38
referred to Nell and Buckers
1:03:41
keeping a merry house. You're just jealous.
1:03:43
Yeah. Oh, totally. And Kirst was
1:03:45
a seriously drunken frat
1:03:48
bro of the kings. He was about a
1:03:50
decade younger and ran with this group
1:03:52
of dudes called The Wits, but they were
1:03:54
I were they? I mean, they
1:03:57
Some of them did right plays, but they also
1:03:59
peed off of balconies onto people
1:04:01
and, like -- Yeah. -- ran naked down the
1:04:03
street. They were they were us by the way.
1:04:05
And they always got bailed out by the king.
1:04:08
Right? Well so
1:04:10
anyway, that's the kind of guy he
1:04:12
was. Yeah. Badly behaved,
1:04:14
charming handsome, prep school boy with powerful parents, you Yeah.
1:04:16
Anyway, now that seventeen was pulled into
1:04:18
this whirlwind adventure, it's her
1:04:20
first peak behind the curtain.
1:04:23
at wealth and privilege and he paid for nice
1:04:26
clothes and they had the finest of
1:04:28
foods and there were
1:04:30
no responsibilities. And, I mean,
1:04:32
everybody needs a break like that a little bit.
1:04:34
I mean, that does sound fun.
1:04:36
I don't know about the peeing off the
1:04:38
buildings and stuff. Well, that was before
1:04:40
he met her. He's not that man
1:04:42
anymore. Oh, yes. Like I said, for he was later,
1:04:44
but just, like, might be there right now. He's, like,
1:04:46
taking a break from all that. Just because
1:04:48
of now, After a few months, Nell was
1:04:50
back, you know, they
1:04:52
used to fight all the time and word
1:04:54
is, oh, you know, he threw her
1:04:56
out because spent too much money. The fact is it was just it was
1:04:58
time. And she came back and there's only so
1:05:00
much of that you can take, plus he was kind of
1:05:02
unreliable and
1:05:04
she came back and went back to her theater company and they welcomed
1:05:06
her back with open arms. But
1:05:08
Hearst had been a lot. which
1:05:12
she sort of knew, honestly, but why now
1:05:14
now that the wheels are turning from
1:05:16
the throne of the stage. Could
1:05:19
she not shop around for another
1:05:22
protector with all of his
1:05:24
good qualities, i. e. free
1:05:26
spending and
1:05:28
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was retiring to
1:07:00
a spa
1:07:02
town called Tumberidge Wells. in
1:07:05
order for the queen to drink the healing waters
1:07:08
and ideally produce an heir to the
1:07:10
throne despite
1:07:12
his numerous and public affairs and many many illegitimate
1:07:14
children, King Charles II,
1:07:16
was very loyal in
1:07:18
many ways to
1:07:20
his wife. at least to
1:07:22
her status. He would never put her
1:07:24
aside or divorce her. He stayed
1:07:26
by her side when she was ill. The
1:07:28
queen herself had been moved to invite
1:07:30
both the Duke company and
1:07:32
the king's company to entertain the court
1:07:34
while they were visiting there. There
1:07:36
were two notable incidents
1:07:38
during that trip to Tembridge wells
1:07:40
and they have entered the realm
1:07:43
of folklore and rumor, but say a
1:07:45
lot about the characters
1:07:48
involved. as people say, all of the people
1:07:51
acted characteristically in these
1:07:53
stories, so they might be
1:07:55
true. Mall Davis, was
1:07:58
evidently bragging here and there about
1:07:59
a ring the king had given her. Her
1:08:02
address is this, that the
1:08:04
king, me, me, me, me,
1:08:06
me, me. and she was irritating
1:08:08
the denizens of both theater companies and the courts.
1:08:10
Actually, the Queen and
1:08:14
Barbara Palmer had actually walked out of
1:08:16
her performance of hers
1:08:18
for her pornographic dancing.
1:08:20
People were over
1:08:22
her a little bit. Yeah. anti
1:08:24
mall at the moment. So here's
1:08:26
the story. Now mall was bragging because
1:08:28
she was going to have
1:08:31
dinner with the king. That's
1:08:34
right, dinner with their clothes on,
1:08:36
and now could not take it
1:08:38
anymore. So she invited mall to tea.
1:08:41
A little backstory now had become very good friends with a
1:08:43
female up and coming writer she was writing
1:08:48
plays Her name is Afra Ben,
1:08:50
and she was also a spy. And I'm not gonna say anything else about her because
1:08:52
we have to
1:08:55
cover her, but Afra had
1:08:57
given Nell a powder from the Jollop weed. And Nell took this
1:09:00
powder and put
1:09:02
it in mall's snack. So
1:09:06
I looked at this weed
1:09:08
or root. I'm not sure which part of
1:09:11
the plant. The powder was from, up
1:09:13
in an old pharmacopia just to see what the heck we were dealing
1:09:15
with. And I just want to read you the information that
1:09:18
it provides for the
1:09:20
physician. Job
1:09:23
is an irritant, which operates
1:09:25
energetically, occasioning profuse liquid
1:09:28
stools with
1:09:30
griping, useful in all cases where it
1:09:32
is desirable to produce the energetic
1:09:34
influence on the bowels or to
1:09:37
obtain large evacuations.
1:09:38
evacuated. Nell
1:09:41
was just
1:09:42
patting herself on
1:09:44
the back as
1:09:47
she's watching mall consume all of
1:09:49
these pastries that she had given her, waving
1:09:51
goodbye to her, have a nice date with the king knowing
1:09:55
full well that that evening That
1:09:57
there were going to be a
1:09:59
profuse
1:10:00
evacuation.
1:10:04
Now, what do
1:10:05
you think about this? I mean, poisoning your romantic rival
1:10:07
is actually not very cool. Can I agree? Yes.
1:10:10
I actually wrote there. Not cool
1:10:12
now. That's
1:10:14
what I wrote in my name. I mean, everyone was kind of
1:10:17
sick and hurt not that it excuses,
1:10:19
you know, giving someone drugs.
1:10:22
Actually, given in quantity could have killed her -- Right.
1:10:24
-- didn't, Hooray. But it's
1:10:26
all fun in games until
1:10:28
someone -- Yes. -- and
1:10:30
Dumberrs the bathroom. You know? or bridesmaids. Oh,
1:10:32
I forgot that was in that movie. That
1:10:35
was yeah. I never laughed
1:10:38
so hard. I So Nell thought it was funny and
1:10:40
Susan thought it was funny. What
1:10:42
were you? Everyone. Buddy, on
1:10:45
the screen that at like in real life, I
1:10:47
would feel terrible. It wasn't cool
1:10:49
now. Clever but
1:10:50
not cool.
1:10:51
Well,
1:10:52
let's move on to a slightly
1:10:55
better story. Again, unconfirmed, but characteristic
1:10:57
of all parties. Nell was
1:10:59
at the theater watching
1:11:01
the other company the dukes company. She was not
1:11:03
on deck at the moment. And
1:11:06
she encountered the king and
1:11:08
his little bro pretending
1:11:10
to be incognito, but come
1:11:12
on. Yeah. They repaired
1:11:14
to a tavern afterwards for drinking
1:11:16
and dining. And when it
1:11:18
came time to pay the bill,
1:11:22
There was that comedy stand by of
1:11:24
Pat England's pockets. The king looked at
1:11:26
his brother. The brother looked at the
1:11:28
king. They didn't have any money. Of
1:11:30
course not. So now looked at both of them
1:11:33
and then because she's an actress,
1:11:35
she mimicked the king using
1:11:37
one of his favorite
1:11:39
phrases and said, odd fish. This is the
1:11:42
poorest company I ever was in as she paid the bill.
1:11:46
Now that's funny. Well, That is began the
1:11:48
relationship between Nell and the king. At
1:11:50
first, it was sort of a friend's
1:11:55
with benefits situation, I think.
1:11:57
But as the influence of
1:11:59
Barbara Palmer waned, her
1:12:03
political machinations and her temper had
1:12:05
sort of finally got to him a little.
1:12:07
Nell was in the ascendancy. More
1:12:09
and more people flocked to see the king's mistress in her
1:12:11
theater. She received top billing, she
1:12:14
received a private dressing
1:12:16
room. the attention
1:12:18
was intoxicating. As Nell's star was rising even higher as she had
1:12:21
this relationship with
1:12:24
the king, she
1:12:26
switched from being miss Nel Gwen to missus. Now the name missus
1:12:28
wasn't used at the time
1:12:30
just to meet a married person,
1:12:35
It was used as a title of respectability, and a
1:12:37
miss was suggested to be
1:12:39
a looser woman. Much was
1:12:41
made at the time of
1:12:44
Nell's faithfulness to the king.
1:12:46
It was actually kind of the butt of jokes in marked contrast to Barbara's history,
1:12:49
which I
1:12:52
would say is normal. Right? Like,
1:12:54
to be loyal to one's boyfriend, though it certainly did not go the other way
1:12:59
more on that in a minute. No
1:13:01
and everyone started to refer to herself as his country
1:13:04
mistress. She taught
1:13:06
him how to fish or
1:13:09
did she because he was not having very good
1:13:11
luck. And so she had him distracted by
1:13:15
looking at something and then got out of their picnic basket, fried fish and
1:13:17
put them on the end of his
1:13:19
line. So that he was successful at
1:13:21
last but not fooled and he
1:13:23
thought that was Yes. They
1:13:25
went to the races. They wandered the towns in their old clothes and talked
1:13:28
to the
1:13:32
villagers. The king had Christopher Ren build her
1:13:34
a house in hay market for the racing. They swam in the river
1:13:36
fleet, which in
1:13:39
those days before San invitation, I'm
1:13:41
gonna say no, thank you. Mm-mm. Yeah. Especially
1:13:43
because there's no antibiotics either.
1:13:46
That's true. Charles
1:13:48
found her uncomplicated, fun. She was a
1:13:50
breezy person who saw him as a
1:13:54
man, a powerful man.
1:13:56
But a man, I mean, she
1:13:58
called his little brother, the Duke of York, called him dismal Jimmy. And
1:14:01
dismal Jimmy does
1:14:04
not really have a sense of humor,
1:14:06
but also still kind of liked her in that introvert way that people do. Like, I
1:14:08
will consent to be
1:14:11
in your orbit. Right. That
1:14:13
for him was might as well
1:14:15
like, you. And importantly, now had
1:14:18
zero opinions on policy. really
1:14:22
or how he should conduct himself on the world stage. Painter began to capture her portrait.
1:14:25
Was it a
1:14:28
true likeness I
1:14:30
don't know, but King Charles had
1:14:32
a relatively unclothed portrait of her hidden behind
1:14:34
a more respectable portrait in his chamber and
1:14:39
one Creeper Peeps had that same
1:14:42
picture behind a picture
1:14:44
at his workplace. She
1:14:46
was like a gas station
1:14:48
calendar She was completely
1:14:50
naked. What are you talking about? She's relatively unclosed.
1:14:52
She, like, had a piece
1:14:54
of fabric, and that was it.
1:14:59
That's true. Well, anyway, she was such
1:15:01
a fixture in his life like
1:15:03
a known, notable, regular
1:15:06
part of his existence. that
1:15:09
when the king's sister known as Monette who had grown up
1:15:11
at the court in France and she was
1:15:15
now a duchess, brought Nell gifts
1:15:18
and greetings. She also brought trouble though she didn't
1:15:23
ever know it. One of Monette's ladies
1:15:26
in waiting, a noble woman by the name of Louise De Caraway attracted
1:15:28
the king's attention.
1:15:31
No hijinks in suit, and
1:15:34
the lady left the country.
1:15:36
Yeah. Just wait
1:15:37
a minute. But now didn't have
1:15:39
to get involved in any of that
1:15:41
drama because she was pregnant. She was
1:15:43
pregnant with Charles' child and on May
1:15:45
eighth sixteen seventy at the
1:15:47
age of twenty, she
1:15:49
gave birth to the
1:15:52
king's son naming him Charles, one of
1:15:54
four sons of the king named Charles.
1:15:56
No. We say
1:15:59
that but you know how
1:16:01
many descendants of Queen Victoria are named to Victoria? A lot. Yes. Okay.
1:16:03
I mean, it makes sense. You name a child after
1:16:05
their father. It's very
1:16:08
traditional. Yeah. The
1:16:10
gifts for this baby rolled in from aristocrats from all over.
1:16:12
ambassadors in England
1:16:15
were giving her gifts for
1:16:19
this baby. That's how recognized she is
1:16:21
as his mistress. That's right.
1:16:23
And sadly, queen
1:16:25
Kath Thrienne is having miscarriage
1:16:28
after miscarriage, and she just
1:16:30
is unable to carry a
1:16:32
child to term. Young
1:16:34
Charles baby Charles was not given
1:16:36
a surname, not even the Fitzroy,
1:16:38
which means son of the king. The
1:16:40
code name that some of his
1:16:43
other half brothers and sisters were given at birth. Very interesting. Well,
1:16:48
Shortly after Charles' sister had returned home
1:16:50
to France, she died suddenly and her household was dispersed. Now,
1:16:56
possibly the French king saw
1:16:58
an opportunity because he wrote later, the English king is greatly influenced by his
1:17:01
women. So maybe
1:17:04
he placed Louise
1:17:06
here or maybe Charles reached out asking about Louise to care away. But either
1:17:11
way, she arrived soon
1:17:14
to be installed both in the
1:17:16
English queen's household. What a pattern -- Mhmm.
1:17:18
-- and also in King Charles' bed. I
1:17:20
don't get
1:17:23
any of this. Okay. And I guess maybe
1:17:25
no one was in love, but did no
1:17:27
one have feelings? Well,
1:17:30
okay. Luiz was very close to Pinette. She was
1:17:32
in her household for a very long
1:17:34
time. So Charles and Louise were
1:17:37
able to grieve together in a way that
1:17:39
Twin Katherine or Nell couldn't
1:17:41
support Charles during this
1:17:44
time. So I think
1:17:46
that's one of the reasons that they were drawn together.
1:17:48
And do I think the king
1:17:50
of France was behind it? Absolutely.
1:17:53
There's no question in my mind.
1:17:55
Yeah. Well, and know, maybe Nell did
1:17:57
have feelings of some sort,
1:18:00
number one for
1:18:03
self preservation because she looks at what has just
1:18:06
happened here and well, okay. Then so she decided
1:18:09
she was gonna go back to the
1:18:11
stage even as the mother of the king's child. And when asked
1:18:13
about it, she said, well, I
1:18:15
need to earn
1:18:18
money to live. Oh, said
1:18:20
the public. Was it a tactic?
1:18:22
I don't know. Yes, we know.
1:18:24
We know. And Charles bought
1:18:27
it. And he also bought her
1:18:29
a house. He rented her a house first. And then he
1:18:31
bought her a house -- Mhmm. -- across
1:18:33
the park from his
1:18:35
palace at Whitehall and
1:18:38
secured her a pension, tactic effective. Now for her entire life, it had to hustle
1:18:41
to, you
1:18:44
know, just survive and put
1:18:46
food on her table and clothes on her back. So going back to the theater, I think probably
1:18:48
had a lot of
1:18:50
appeal because she could feel
1:18:54
independent in case something would
1:18:56
happen where the king would dump her.
1:18:58
Because at this point, the king and
1:19:01
Barbara's relationship is
1:19:03
really fizzling out but he is such
1:19:05
a guy he gives her yet another title. At this point, his
1:19:07
parting gift to her is
1:19:10
the title of duchess of
1:19:12
Cleveland. and
1:19:14
he had given her Henry VIII's non
1:19:16
such palace, as well as a pension, and
1:19:18
he let her keep them. None
1:19:20
such palace, we always oh,
1:19:23
it was and it doesn't exist anymore. You
1:19:26
know why it doesn't exist? Because Barbara had it taken apart
1:19:28
piece by piece and
1:19:31
sold
1:19:31
to raise money. Mhmm.
1:19:32
So Barbara
1:19:33
is responsible for the death of that palace
1:19:35
of Henry the eights that we
1:19:37
will never see. Right. So we
1:19:39
don't like her. in
1:19:42
this story. When it's her story, we'll
1:19:44
love her. Yeah. I see where she
1:19:46
had to do that. She needed money.
1:19:49
Well, no. left her house lively with
1:19:51
musicians and actors and poets and writers. And the atmosphere was jolly
1:19:54
and light and the
1:19:57
King was drawn there to escape the
1:19:59
formalities of his palace and his court. So I guess Nell was
1:20:01
his what vacation girlfriend?
1:20:03
I don't know. There
1:20:07
were plenty of servants there to take care of them, a
1:20:09
nice garden, room for entertaining,
1:20:11
she took to
1:20:14
redecorating, like a duck to water. I mean, she'd never
1:20:16
had that opportunity before. Right. And
1:20:18
the major piece of furniture that
1:20:20
she had installed in her house was
1:20:22
custom made for the king and for
1:20:24
now. It was a bad
1:20:27
made of silver with carvings
1:20:30
of cupids and birds and the king. Some of the more cynical observers
1:20:32
wondered if she was
1:20:35
putting her money into valuable
1:20:39
metals because it was a pretty heavy bed.
1:20:41
Mhmm. And that's a way to
1:20:43
secure your future in
1:20:45
case something happened, but Whatever. She didn't care. It was
1:20:47
a one of a kind thing for a one of
1:20:49
a kind relationship. That's right. She even had
1:20:52
a pan
1:20:54
made that you put hot coals in and run it in the sheets
1:20:56
to warm up the sheets before you get into
1:20:58
it and it was made out of silver
1:21:00
and it was inscribed
1:21:02
and it said, fear God
1:21:05
serve the king. Oh, there you go.
1:21:07
She had she had floor to ceiling mirrors put in her reception area. I
1:21:09
mean, she liked
1:21:12
the sparkles. There's
1:21:14
no questions. She loved that bling. No. It was kind of
1:21:15
smart hair too. wanted to own the house on
1:21:18
paper, you know. She knew that the
1:21:20
king had
1:21:23
bought it so she could live there, but she wanted her name
1:21:25
on the deed. Her thinking was
1:21:27
that she wanted it to
1:21:30
be free from the crown
1:21:32
because she had been free with the
1:21:34
crown. And it took a couple years, but eventually the house
1:21:36
was put in
1:21:39
her own name solely. So
1:21:41
Nell did retire from her career in the theater at the
1:21:43
tender age of twenty one. We're
1:21:46
still at twenty one.
1:21:49
And within a year, she gave
1:21:51
birth her son his That's Probro, also
1:21:54
known as Disney Jimmy, You
1:21:58
know, I have to say he was probably touched by
1:22:00
that at some level. He was equal
1:22:02
parts absolutely repelled and intrigued by
1:22:05
her. Yeah. I know. Poor old thing.
1:22:07
Yeah. There was, however, a definite rivalry
1:22:10
between the Noble Louise
1:22:12
De Caraway and the
1:22:15
Orange Girl, Nell. Nell love
1:22:17
to poke at her and call her cartwheel like, whatever, or A
1:22:19
lot of people called her missus farewell
1:22:22
because they couldn't say her actual French
1:22:24
name. And
1:22:27
then anytime her taunts made the lady upset, she
1:22:30
would call her the weeping Willow.
1:22:32
But Louise
1:22:34
got her own back because Louise was given a suite of twenty
1:22:36
four rooms
1:22:37
at Whitehall Palace, Louise had been
1:22:39
made a
1:22:39
duchess. And it didn't
1:22:42
really matter that the public
1:22:45
hated Louise. The general public had hated Barbara
1:22:47
too. And now Louise, both
1:22:50
Catholic for one thing,
1:22:53
and not relatable for another. The people hated
1:22:55
Louise so much that at one point they saw
1:22:57
the king's carriage going through
1:23:00
the streets and
1:23:03
they started yelling at it thinking that
1:23:05
Louise was in it. Catholic core.
1:23:07
Catholic core. And it's
1:23:09
now in the carriage.
1:23:12
Not Louise, So she has
1:23:14
a driver stop. She pops her head out and she says, pray good people be I
1:23:17
am the
1:23:20
protestant or. And with that,
1:23:22
the crowd just started cheering. This was their girl. They were so happy.
1:23:24
That's how she was
1:23:27
viewed by the public. they
1:23:30
loved her. I just think it's so funny that
1:23:33
she talked to them like that. It just
1:23:35
asked for a laugh. Well, she's one
1:23:37
of them. You know, she's used to
1:23:39
talking to crowds from stage. It's like
1:23:41
one of hericides from the stage. The court, for the most
1:23:43
part, hated Louise too. By the
1:23:45
way, as an instrument
1:23:47
of the French, Another
1:23:50
diarist this time, a noble woman named Matam Stephanie wrote of Caraway.
1:23:52
Caraway saw well her
1:23:55
way and has made everything
1:23:58
she wished for come to pass. She wanted to
1:24:01
be the mistress of the king of England
1:24:03
and behold, he now shares her couch
1:24:05
before the eyes of the whole court. She wanted
1:24:07
to be rich and she's heaping up treasures and making herself
1:24:09
feared and courted, but she did
1:24:11
not foresee that a low actress was
1:24:13
to cross her path and to which
1:24:16
the king She's powerless to detach him.
1:24:18
He divides his money, his time, and his health between the pair.
1:24:20
The low actress is
1:24:22
as proud as the duchess.
1:24:25
whom she jeers at mimics and makes game of. She
1:24:27
braves her to her face and often takes the king away from her
1:24:29
and boast that she is the best
1:24:31
love of the two. She's
1:24:34
young of madcap Gaiti, brazen
1:24:36
debauched and ready with it.
1:24:39
That would take that as
1:24:41
such a compliment. A tiny bit
1:24:43
more Louise News. Once Louise thought
1:24:45
she was gonna be witty
1:24:48
and bring the heat And
1:24:50
so she looked at Nell one Nell a gown enough be a
1:24:52
queen. To Rich
1:24:56
Nell said, You
1:24:58
are right madam, and I
1:25:00
am whole enough to be a
1:25:02
duchess, and then she
1:25:03
courtsied
1:25:05
to the duchess. people
1:25:06
would not give Louise precedents sometimes.
1:25:09
She's a duchess, but
1:25:12
often women,
1:25:14
especially would say right to her face titles
1:25:16
that are the result of prostitution
1:25:18
are not recognized in polite society.
1:25:21
Uh-huh. Also, the king gave her syphilis. Poor Louise has had
1:25:23
a hard time. I know. Louise
1:25:25
was having a
1:25:28
tough time. but
1:25:30
laughing all the way to the
1:25:32
bank, I guess, decide what's important. Now something else
1:25:34
Louise got, both Louise' son and Barbara's eldest son
1:25:39
were made dukes, but not Nels.
1:25:41
Nels' son, for years, they
1:25:43
didn't even have last
1:25:45
names. They were just master Charles and
1:25:47
master James. And while she may
1:25:50
have wanted a title for
1:25:52
herself, she needed them
1:25:54
her sons to have titles.
1:25:56
and Charles could give them because
1:25:58
they were also his sons. Now Charles is very active in the lives
1:26:03
of these kids. one day he had come
1:26:06
over and Nell said to her son, Charles, come here you little bastard.
1:26:08
Your father wants
1:26:11
to see you. And Charles called her out
1:26:13
on it. You're calling our son a bastard. And she said, your majesty has
1:26:16
given me no other
1:26:18
name with which to call
1:26:20
him. A month later,
1:26:22
he was given the title of Earl of Burford Baron Heddington with a
1:26:26
surname of Bo Claire.
1:26:30
The younger son James was
1:26:32
not given a title. Maybe Charles had plans
1:26:34
to do that later, but he wasn't
1:26:36
a Fitzroy, and he wasn't a
1:26:38
Fitz Charles. he got to share the last name of his brother,
1:26:40
that being Bo Claire, so
1:26:42
James Bo Claire. So now
1:26:45
kept going to the theater as an audience
1:26:47
member and everyone would stand up and
1:26:49
cheer on stage two. In fact,
1:26:51
the theaters waved her
1:26:53
ticket fee She was so lucrative a draw, she brought
1:26:56
her wealthy friends, and she
1:26:58
brought the public. The livelier
1:27:00
members of court would all end
1:27:02
up at Nell's house alongside the livelier members of
1:27:04
the theater. How awesome is that? Sounds
1:27:06
like the best kind of rooftop party
1:27:09
in New York
1:27:11
City. It does. she loved to entertain.
1:27:13
She threw what she called supper parties. Peeps wrote out the menu for
1:27:16
one that
1:27:19
he had attended. Frickacy of rabbit and chickens, a
1:27:21
leg of mutton, boiled, three carp on a dish, a great
1:27:24
dish of side of
1:27:26
lamb, a dish of roasted
1:27:28
pigeons, a dish
1:27:30
of four Lobsters, three tarts, and a lamprey pie, a dish of
1:27:36
anchovies, All served on
1:27:38
Nell's solid silver serving pieces, embossed with the initials
1:27:43
e g. her
1:27:45
own initials. She had them
1:27:47
all over her silver. And you know,
1:27:49
people are seriously lacking in fiber. That's a
1:27:51
protein. And vitamin Like,
1:27:54
all
1:27:55
vitamins. Yeah. Maybe the
1:27:57
vegetables and
1:27:58
fruits were too
1:28:00
low to mention. and
1:28:02
the protein was the start of
1:28:04
the day, but I'm like, there's a garden out back,
1:28:06
you know. Yeah. Go eat a nestercym or something.
1:28:11
Holy moly. I always wonder that about old menus. Yeah.
1:28:13
I know I know but Elizabeth
1:28:15
the first was
1:28:18
very fond of but they called Salitt, SALLET
1:28:21
Mhmm. So maybe that had vegetables
1:28:23
in it or maybe it was
1:28:25
just a whole bunch of fish
1:28:27
eyes
1:28:27
with dressing. Who
1:28:29
knows? I don't know. But she is throwing
1:28:31
these parties, and Charles is there with
1:28:34
her at these parties.
1:28:37
And Charles is using her house as a
1:28:39
secret meeting place because Whitehall where he
1:28:42
lived, every room had
1:28:44
ears. but
1:28:46
at Nell's house, it didn't. So if
1:28:48
he ever needed to talk to somebody on
1:28:50
the sly, he just invited him over
1:28:52
to Nell's house, and she got
1:28:55
out her silver service. Well, nevertheless, peep this next sentence.
1:29:00
the
1:29:01
king got hold of a new
1:29:03
noble mistress? Yes. Which freaked Louise
1:29:08
out excessively But no, not
1:29:10
at all. It seems like she had her reputation. She had her house. She had her pension.
1:29:12
She had her people.
1:29:15
And this new lady wasn't
1:29:18
notorious bedhopper. So equal there, who
1:29:21
cares about a title, she can't claim
1:29:23
to be better than me. Right. She's nice
1:29:25
enough. What does it matter to
1:29:27
me? She actually dressed mockingly in
1:29:30
black to mourn Louise'
1:29:32
career. Yes.
1:29:36
She threw a lot of those
1:29:38
morning events where she
1:29:39
was in mourning for different
1:29:41
things, you know, just sliant back
1:29:43
by the king's personal life
1:29:46
at this point. Barbara
1:29:48
is
1:29:48
not so much around as
1:29:50
being paid, where her children were
1:29:52
there, He still had the queen
1:29:54
taking up his house. He still had Louise. He had this new woman named Hortense. And then
1:29:59
he had no. and he had the war in the background and he had all kind
1:30:01
of madness and the king's personal life was
1:30:03
sort of a circus. It's
1:30:06
his own fault. we can say. But once he asked Mel about it,
1:30:08
what should I do about all of
1:30:10
this, especially the battle between Louise
1:30:13
and Hortons? And
1:30:16
she said, to him.
1:30:18
Just put away your
1:30:20
codpiece, sir. Oh,
1:30:22
like that to a
1:30:24
king. problem solved. This is why he liked
1:30:26
her so much. I think she was casual and generous and and mostly
1:30:31
cheerful, you know. Here is, I am
1:30:33
just now thinking about this. Okay. So everyone else
1:30:35
is striving striving
1:30:39
striving striving And at any can look around her life
1:30:41
as it is. And then remember
1:30:43
how she grew
1:30:45
up, you know, and the difference she's realizing how very
1:30:47
good she had it. Mhmm. I think
1:30:50
at at every point. Yes. She
1:30:52
appreciated what she had,
1:30:54
whereas these other people were
1:30:56
social climbing and wealth climbing and she's
1:30:59
thinking I'm the luckiest person in the
1:31:03
world. are climbing. I'm at the top as far
1:31:05
as I'm concerned. It's a nice view from
1:31:08
here. You
1:31:10
know what I find? The big hero of this story. I'm just gonna throw here
1:31:12
is Queen Katherine. Because
1:31:14
she's tolerating all these
1:31:17
women. She's actually developing
1:31:19
a friendship with Nell. which
1:31:21
tells me a lot about not only Katherine, but about how Nell is with people,
1:31:23
you know? And Katherine
1:31:26
can see how much her
1:31:30
husband truly loves this woman. For whatever reason he's with all those others, but he's
1:31:32
himself and he's
1:31:35
a nice person and The
1:31:38
version of him with Nell is when she
1:31:40
liked. Yeah. I just keep wondering, man,
1:31:42
wouldn't that be a good scene in
1:31:45
a movie? I almost wonder, you know,
1:31:47
people do know when there's sincerity. I think -- Yeah. -- and I
1:31:49
think that Nell and the queen
1:31:51
had a similar Gosh.
1:31:55
They were so dissimilar, though. I mean, I know.
1:31:58
Yeah. But they had a similar
1:32:00
gentleness when it came to when the chips
1:32:02
were down. We know where the ones are.
1:32:04
Yeah. Yeah. And,
1:32:06
you know, the other women were out for themselves, and Katherine knew like
1:32:08
Katherine, was out to
1:32:11
keep protect the king. Yeah.
1:32:14
Yeah. Her the heart was in it. You said that
1:32:16
you could see that in a movie. I see this
1:32:19
as a series, a
1:32:19
television series. like
1:32:22
the tutors. There's so
1:32:23
many ways you can go with this. There's so many players, so many story lines, and
1:32:26
you can, you know,
1:32:29
show some nipple here and again. Season one would be fully Barbara though. It would
1:32:31
be Like, now not even come in oh,
1:32:34
I guess, on the stage. Yeah.
1:32:36
Yeah. So
1:32:39
Nell's doing, you know, developing herself and Barbara's
1:32:41
doing whatever it is.
1:32:44
Barbara does. We
1:32:47
all know. Taking charge of the
1:32:49
country. Yes. Get on this
1:32:51
HBO. That's right. Well, At
1:32:54
twenty nine, Nell suffered a blow. Her mother died. Unfortunately,
1:33:00
it was Not a very
1:33:02
dignified death. She was drowned in a ditch while walking
1:33:07
home in created, although it did get softened in
1:33:09
the public press to a fish pond. Mhmm. Later historians
1:33:12
are pretty sure it was a
1:33:14
ditch in the side of the road.
1:33:16
Yeah. Well, Nell's mother
1:33:18
had been cruel in some ways while Nell was a child. Nell was still
1:33:20
devoted to her.
1:33:23
So she decided for
1:33:26
her funeral. She would just go big. Like,
1:33:28
she had been in mourning as a joke. She was
1:33:30
just gonna throw this huge funeral for her mother.
1:33:34
a very elaborate funeral
1:33:36
procession starting from Cologuard Ali, which
1:33:38
is where they were when
1:33:40
Nell was a child, passed
1:33:42
the royal theater through Covington
1:33:45
to the church that
1:33:47
Maguen had attended as
1:33:49
this entourage that includes
1:33:51
all of Nell's friends, including Charles I and
1:33:53
Charles II and her theater
1:33:56
friends, as it stopped
1:33:58
at each of these locations, they
1:34:00
would pass out beer to the
1:34:02
people that were standing in the streets so that everybody could toast Ma I
1:34:08
love it. She's like, this is what
1:34:10
my mother would love. A stage production including beer. That's right. That's
1:34:13
right. I just wanna
1:34:15
be very clear that the
1:34:17
Charles to Susan referred
1:34:19
to is not the king.
1:34:22
Oh, right. Right. Yeah. So
1:34:24
Nells Charles the first, Charles Hart, and
1:34:26
Nells Charles the second. Yeah. As a matter of fact, we didn't mention
1:34:28
this before. And
1:34:31
Nell jokingly calls k, Charles
1:34:33
the second, Charles the third. Right. Because he's the third
1:34:35
Charles that she's had. So
1:34:38
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. hilarious.
1:34:42
very, very. Maguen was buried
1:34:44
at the church and now had a
1:34:46
monument made for her and it
1:34:48
said here lies interred the body
1:34:50
of Helen Agwinn, born in this parish who
1:34:53
departed this life twentieth of
1:34:55
July sixteen seventy
1:34:58
nine, in the fifty sixth year of
1:35:00
her age. She was fifty six.
1:35:02
I'm surprised she lived this long.
1:35:05
Yeah. She really
1:35:07
did suffer from alcoholism and a hard
1:35:10
life. Yeah. I am surprised she made it this long. I definitely
1:35:12
think, no, having
1:35:15
financially supported her, for
1:35:17
for a number of years, you know, providing food and
1:35:19
shelter helped extend her life
1:35:23
a bit. Yeah. So that
1:35:25
was definitely a tragedy, one that perhaps one might
1:35:28
have anticipated a
1:35:31
certain but it was the death of her
1:35:34
younger son, James, away with his
1:35:36
tutor in
1:35:39
Paris, age nine, That was the truest tragedy
1:35:42
of her life. This boy had been born on Christmas day, and often
1:35:44
there was a giant celebration
1:35:46
with the king celebrating both missed
1:35:50
day and this child's birthday. And for the rest of her days, this holiday gave her a stab
1:35:52
of pain. It was
1:35:54
too much to
1:35:55
bear. Mhmm.
1:35:57
And there's so much mystery
1:35:59
surrounding why James was in
1:36:02
Paris. Nobody knows what school
1:36:04
he attended. It sounds like he'd
1:36:06
gone to school at a very young
1:36:08
age, even younger than normal, to
1:36:10
be sent away to school. And
1:36:12
the only information we have of
1:36:14
his death is that he died of a sore leg. An infection?
1:36:17
Or Yeah. That's how I that's
1:36:19
what I thought. But we
1:36:21
don't know where he's
1:36:24
buried. Nothing. Well, the following year, perhaps as
1:36:26
a consolation for her grief, the king gave now
1:36:29
Burford House
1:36:32
near Windsor which technically still exists, but
1:36:34
the original is no longer visible or even recognizable. So there
1:36:36
might be some
1:36:39
shreds of old wall inside
1:36:41
of the place, but you
1:36:43
can't really go visit her
1:36:45
Burford House. Notably, Peeps.
1:36:47
Peeps the Creeks made it into the inner
1:36:49
circle here and hung out. He made it hooray for a super
1:36:52
fan making it into
1:36:54
the inner circle of the
1:36:56
star. In fact, the year
1:36:58
before, he'd been arrested for selling secrets to the French, and Nell had
1:37:04
used her very very very few cards that
1:37:06
she ever played to get him out of prison.
1:37:08
The king gave
1:37:11
him a pardon. So how's that for Peep's
1:37:14
life? Yeah. Good. Right there. Hooray. I wanna mention something about this
1:37:16
house though. I mean, it
1:37:18
was on forty acres. It buddied
1:37:21
up to Windsor Castle. There was gardens and orchards, but
1:37:23
the thing that just jumped out at me,
1:37:25
there was a
1:37:28
hot house for growing oranges
1:37:30
on the property. I know. I just loved that. And
1:37:32
that's where Charles
1:37:34
and Nel j just
1:37:37
chilled there. They just had country life. They played with the dogs.
1:37:39
You know, all those cavalier King Charles
1:37:42
Spaniels. They were always around.
1:37:44
They laid
1:37:47
with them, they went balcony, fishing, they just were,
1:37:50
you know, they were just country
1:37:52
people. Well,
1:37:54
except for it was a big piece of
1:37:57
comedy that Nell was not a good
1:37:59
horse woman -- Mhmm. --
1:38:01
like such, a not good horse woman that
1:38:03
he'd once offered to give her all the land she could ride around certain amount of
1:38:06
time. And she's like
1:38:08
pass So
1:38:10
I like it. I like that
1:38:13
they had that that relationship. But,
1:38:15
you know, she hadn't been really
1:38:17
brought up to ride
1:38:19
horses and she tried, but she was, you know,
1:38:21
notoriously not very good at it. No. One
1:38:23
thing she was good at
1:38:25
was giving generously to
1:38:27
the last four Fortunately she, in
1:38:29
fact, was famous for coming across a weeping
1:38:32
clergyman who was
1:38:34
being harassed by tax
1:38:36
collectors. and she scolded
1:38:38
the officers and told them to go away and paid his taxes for him. Also,
1:38:43
a rumor that this this
1:38:45
is a persistent rumor. To this day, one snell saw a poor
1:38:47
wounded soldier out the
1:38:50
window of her carriage
1:38:52
and after
1:38:54
relieving his immediate concerns, had
1:38:56
the idea and brought it back to
1:38:58
the king that there should be
1:39:01
a place for them to go.
1:39:03
a hospital for the veterans, the very hospital we
1:39:05
just talked about during the Elizabeth
1:39:07
Chudley episode. Now there's
1:39:10
no hard evidence that the Chelsea
1:39:12
hospital, the one in question,
1:39:14
was directly from her, but
1:39:16
tradition holds that that is
1:39:19
where the idea came from. And sure
1:39:21
enough, Charles II did originate that hospital. And we do
1:39:23
know what relationship
1:39:27
they had. So We
1:39:29
leave that in the realm
1:39:31
of possibility. It is one of those traditions. Like Tuesday, that Chelsea hospital
1:39:34
holds very firm to. Mhmm.
1:39:39
I love the story. I mean,
1:39:39
part of that story is
1:39:40
that the original plans, it was
1:39:43
based on a hospital very
1:39:45
similar in France. And when now saw the
1:39:48
plans, she ripped up some fabric that was
1:39:50
bigger than what they had allotted for the
1:39:52
hospital and slapped it down on the
1:39:54
plans and said, no, you gotta go
1:39:56
bigger. this big. I I mean, I don't
1:39:58
know if it's true, but it'll be really great in that
1:39:59
series. be really great in that series
1:40:03
Well, The generosity was
1:40:05
very characteristic of her. Although, sometimes she kept it
1:40:07
anonymous, she had
1:40:11
four years. with vicar of Saint Martin
1:40:13
in the field to give
1:40:15
anonymously, taking no credit.
1:40:17
Mhmm. Now that's the
1:40:20
church where her mother attended and
1:40:22
her mother is buried. I don't think we mentioned the name of it. The king fell ill, Anil's
1:40:24
thirty fifth birthday.
1:40:27
He collapsed suddenly and
1:40:30
then was tortured by doctors for four
1:40:33
days. He was attended by five
1:40:35
of his illegitimate sons. Oh, we
1:40:37
forgot to mention that he
1:40:39
had enobled Nells Elda's son to also
1:40:41
be a duke, like his other sons. Mhmm. He was now the duke of
1:40:44
Saint Albans.
1:40:47
a title which is still in existence by the way. Mhmm.
1:40:49
And some of his last words
1:40:52
were to
1:40:54
his brother James soon to be the new king as had no
1:40:57
legitimate sons, let not
1:40:59
Porenelli starve. When the king
1:41:01
died, he was fifty four
1:41:03
years old and this
1:41:06
hit me strange especially in light of the funeral that we saw very He
1:41:08
was buried in a
1:41:11
late night secret service now
1:41:14
compare that to, you know, Queen
1:41:17
Elizabeth's funeral, very different.
1:41:19
So Charles' funeral
1:41:22
was quiet and in Westminster
1:41:24
Abbey, he has no
1:41:26
monuments. And for a long
1:41:28
time, people didn't know exactly
1:41:30
where he was. But a
1:41:33
wax effigy had been made
1:41:35
to stand by his grave
1:41:37
and the wax effigy even
1:41:40
has silk underwear. So Charles asked James,
1:41:42
let not pour Nelly starve, and James was as
1:41:46
good as his word. he did provide Nell with pension
1:41:48
and paid her debts, including a
1:41:50
mortgage on one of her properties.
1:41:52
It seems to have
1:41:55
been clear to him. that of all
1:41:57
his brother's ladies, there was only one who had been loyal and
1:41:59
faithful to him for the entirety of their
1:42:02
relationship. For twenty six
1:42:04
years, King Charles the
1:42:06
second had been her only romantic relationship. She wrote to King James, who was
1:42:12
my friend? he allowed me to
1:42:14
tell him all my griefs, which was true. Mhmm. And James knew that was true. James
1:42:17
sent Louise back
1:42:20
to
1:42:20
France. Your
1:42:21
services are no longer
1:42:24
required, you
1:42:24
know, so go back. Although
1:42:26
King
1:42:27
James was financially helping out
1:42:30
at this time. There really wasn't anybody
1:42:32
that was emotionally helping her out. She was grieving
1:42:34
and she tried to cheer herself up, but
1:42:37
even the theater wasn't doing the job. It really didn't take long
1:42:39
for Nell's health to take a turn. When she
1:42:42
was just thirty seven, she suffered
1:42:44
a stroke.
1:42:47
She rallied, and two months later, she
1:42:49
had another one that left
1:42:51
her bedridden. And within
1:42:53
two years of Charles' death, on
1:42:55
November fourteenth sixteen eighty seven. At the
1:42:58
age of thirty seven, Nell
1:43:00
Gwyn died.
1:43:02
She was buried like her mother at Saint Martin in the
1:43:04
Fields Church, and her
1:43:06
funeral was greatly attended.
1:43:08
It wasn't just
1:43:11
courtisins and theater people but
1:43:13
it was all these common people who thought they knew her and all these aristocrats and upper
1:43:16
people who had
1:43:19
run across her at the
1:43:22
theater at parties, and we're just coming to pay their respects. Huge funeral.
1:43:25
I just
1:43:28
think it's so interesting to juxtapose
1:43:30
that to the kings. She had what was almost like a royal funeral.
1:43:32
Mhmm. But
1:43:35
his was so tiny and discreet. Mhmm. But I think they
1:43:37
had fact that she just had all
1:43:39
these social classes
1:43:42
there. to say goodbye to her is just a testament
1:43:44
to who she was in her life.
1:43:46
So I'm gonna throw something out
1:43:49
here. I just wanna be clear. This is
1:43:51
very speculative, and it literally just occurred to
1:43:53
me -- Mhmm. -- like just right now.
1:43:55
because, you know, you'll read that she had
1:43:57
a stroke and then another stroke because of syphilis, but no one knows. Question mark and it's always that like, don't
1:44:00
know. Doesn't sound possible
1:44:03
blah blah blah. Having Both
1:44:07
of us bend through a severe
1:44:09
grief. Mhmm. And knowing
1:44:12
that there is such a
1:44:14
thing as broken heart syndrome. Mhmm. I
1:44:16
am wondering. I mean, I'm just throwing it
1:44:18
out. Wouldn't it be something if that's what killed
1:44:21
Mel
1:44:23
Glen? Yeah. That's it. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying that I assert it or that
1:44:25
anyone thinks that way. In fact, maybe they do,
1:44:27
but I just thought of it
1:44:29
so I have no idea.
1:44:32
Yeah. Well, she had you
1:44:34
know, she was in grief. And while James was supporting was also giving
1:44:36
her and her son a
1:44:39
real hard court press to
1:44:43
convert to Catholicism. So that had to
1:44:45
be an additional stress on her life. So
1:44:47
I don't know that the Catholic then gave
1:44:49
her a single bit of stress though,
1:44:51
actually. It was I think it gave her
1:44:54
stress. She knew she was gonna say no, but she didn't know what it was gonna affect
1:44:56
her son's life after,
1:44:58
you know, because yeah.
1:45:02
because of the prejudice against Catholics, even though
1:45:04
James had converted openly. Like, he was
1:45:06
openly Catholic, the new king -- Right.
1:45:09
-- and that was causing quite a bit
1:45:11
of distress. Yeah. In fact, that's how we
1:45:13
ended up with Queen Anne and
1:45:15
her Protestant sister because
1:45:17
everyone was so afraid of a
1:45:19
catholic like Monarch -- Right. -- in England, so they did a
1:45:21
lateral pass after James. But any wall --
1:45:23
There you go. --
1:45:26
sports, metaphors, What? I know. So crazy. need to cover Queen
1:45:28
Anne sometime too. Oh, we oh, this the
1:45:31
list is so long back
1:45:34
out. I know. It's so long. Well, in
1:45:36
her will. Nell asked her
1:45:38
son to reclaim prisoners out
1:45:41
of debtors prison each year
1:45:43
at Christmas in her name. And that
1:45:45
way Christmas was a little redeemed from being
1:45:47
a sad holiday for her at
1:45:49
least that would do some good that
1:45:51
day -- Mhmm. -- from then on. She also
1:45:53
left requests for the poor to be distributed by
1:45:56
doctor Kennison the
1:45:58
preacher and Victor who had been with her there at the end and who had also preached
1:46:03
at her funeral even though
1:46:05
she worried in her will, you know, don't do it if you think it might ruin your chances
1:46:07
with the church to be associated with
1:46:09
me. And my funeral, like, to
1:46:12
the end, She
1:46:15
was very, very considerate of him. Even
1:46:17
later, like ten years later, when
1:46:19
he was up for archbishop
1:46:21
of Canterbury, the Queen at
1:46:23
the time, Queen Mary said if she put her
1:46:25
life in his hands, it's obvious that this is a woman that
1:46:28
repented at the end -- Mhmm.
1:46:30
-- and he would never have
1:46:32
done and he is a good
1:46:34
man and that makes him even more of a servant of God and it made impediment
1:46:36
to him becoming
1:46:39
archbishop of Canterbury. Yeah. he
1:46:41
did actually get grief at the
1:46:44
time for the bible passage that he
1:46:46
quoted in her service. It was Luke fifteen
1:46:48
seven I
1:46:50
tell you there will be more joy in
1:46:52
heaven over one sinner who repents
1:46:54
than over ninety nine righteous
1:46:57
persons who need no repentance. the other ninety
1:46:59
nine people are like, what are you talking about? I'm not
1:47:01
going to have it, you know. That
1:47:04
that's the kind of
1:47:06
controversy that
1:47:08
this stirred up, but you stood by
1:47:10
it. Well, he read right from the
1:47:12
book.
1:47:12
Right now, people won. Wait.
1:47:14
But
1:47:15
yeah. And then he could have gone into
1:47:17
a u other ninety nine who think you don't
1:47:19
have to repent.
1:47:21
You absolutely do. So one of your sins is that
1:47:24
you think you're perfect. Yeah. Well, there
1:47:26
you go. And that's how Jamila Jamila's
1:47:29
character got into the bad place. the
1:47:31
end, this has been a pop culture
1:47:34
wrap up by petigram, unexpectedly.
1:47:38
Back to now very briefly, she
1:47:41
also left a request
1:47:43
specifically to give money
1:47:45
to aid the Catholic
1:47:47
poor. So through her son who married in Arris and
1:47:49
had twelve children, most of whom
1:47:51
survived to adulthood and
1:47:53
had children of their own. It is estimated there are now
1:47:56
over three hundred direct descendants
1:47:58
of Mel Gwen's living today.
1:48:00
As for her ongoing
1:48:02
legacy in addition to those
1:48:05
descendants, there was an orange that was named after her and a
1:48:07
flee, for some reason, was named after
1:48:10
her. There is a condo
1:48:14
building in the stylish Chelsea area of London named Nel Gwenhae's
1:48:20
and outside of the building,
1:48:22
there's a statue of now with a cavalier King Charles Spaniel at her feet. It is believed
1:48:24
to be the only
1:48:26
statue of a royal mistress
1:48:29
in London. Oh, I got
1:48:31
chills. And now it's time for media. And as usual, we begin
1:48:32
with
1:48:36
books. The first book,
1:48:38
the big one, the deep dive book, is called Nel Gwyn, mistress to a king,
1:48:43
by Charles Boclair. This one
1:48:45
goes into a lot of her
1:48:47
plays. It goes into a lot of the supporting
1:48:50
characters and her story. It goes into a lot
1:48:52
of media
1:48:54
that was written about her at the time. This is
1:48:57
where there's a whole bunch written
1:48:59
by Samuel Peeps. It's
1:49:01
a good deep is gonna take you a little bit
1:49:03
longer if you wanna listen to the audiobook.
1:49:05
I loved it. The narrator was
1:49:07
a British gentleman. He
1:49:09
was delightful. The author is actually a descendant of Nells,
1:49:12
and he
1:49:16
has decided that he isn't
1:49:18
fond of being a titled person, although he should be the Earl of Burford.
1:49:21
What
1:49:23
do you know? Yeah.
1:49:24
I think I would
1:49:25
make business cards if I was Lady Beckett something. Yeah. Well,
1:49:27
his this book at the end,
1:49:30
he goes through a whole chapter
1:49:32
of the
1:49:34
line, you know, after the
1:49:36
son Charles, you know, who came next who
1:49:38
came next in the whole lineage. And
1:49:42
it's just full of people
1:49:44
who were very unconventional and
1:49:46
kind of bucked tradition. They
1:49:48
were very no. I
1:49:51
think. She would be very proud. Two other biographies that I
1:49:53
liked, one by Derek
1:49:56
Parker, just
1:49:58
called Nell Gwyn. And then
1:49:59
Brian Bevan, Nel Gwen,
1:50:02
Vivacious mistress of Charles
1:50:04
II. That has a
1:50:06
nearly pornographic picture on the
1:50:08
front. Do you have
1:50:10
from the public library? Well, the portraits of the mistresses all are showing
1:50:16
nipple. that's like a thing in a
1:50:18
portrait. If it shows a nipple, it's a mistress. That's like one of those visual things. Cool.
1:50:23
Well, it was nearly impossible for me to find a picture
1:50:25
for the link that doesn't
1:50:27
have nipples showing. Isn't
1:50:29
there one where she's
1:50:32
making sausages? let
1:50:33
me say that again.
1:50:35
impossible find could use.
1:50:38
the
1:50:41
Another biography that I read
1:50:43
was Charles the second's favorite mistress, Pretty Whitty, Nel Gwen by Sarah Beth
1:50:46
Watkins. It's actually a very
1:50:51
quick read. It's not a deep look dive, but it
1:50:53
does stick to her life,
1:50:55
which in a lot of these
1:50:57
biographies, you know you're gonna a lesson in
1:50:59
Restoration England and King Charles II and
1:51:02
all his mistresses and all his
1:51:04
drama in his life.
1:51:06
So her stuck really closely
1:51:09
to Nell's life. Nell a Nell
1:51:11
adjacent and certainly includes Nell
1:51:15
is Elinor Hermans, Sex With Kings, Five hundred
1:51:17
years of adultery, power, rivalry,
1:51:19
and revenge, which
1:51:22
I literally was given Buying
1:51:24
my husband as a Christmas
1:51:27
gift one year. Seriously. So wow. He
1:51:29
knows you so well.
1:51:31
That's hilarious. Thanks. Chris.
1:51:36
Mine mine along those lines was a
1:51:38
little more tame. It's called Cupid and
1:51:40
the king, five royal paramores.
1:51:42
by her royal highness, princess Michael of Kent,
1:51:45
who is the wife of the first
1:51:47
cousin of Queen Elizabeth II. So
1:51:49
now is one of
1:51:51
them madam pompadour. Lily Langtree, we should cover
1:51:53
her. Okay. I do wanna comment that the thirty second summary was actually written
1:51:55
by a playwright. It
1:51:58
wasn't written by us. His
1:52:01
name was Richard Oflecno, and it was written in sixteen sixty eight. I'm
1:52:03
trying to get all the written words out here. Okay.
1:52:05
So then I have
1:52:07
two other books that are
1:52:10
absolutely background reading, take them or leave them. The time travelers guide to restoration,
1:52:12
Britain, a handbook for
1:52:14
visitors to the seventeenth century.
1:52:19
by Ian Mortimer. I really like it. You can
1:52:21
use it either for writing your
1:52:23
historical fiction about Mel Gwen if
1:52:25
you want to or any other
1:52:27
figure of that era. whoever's
1:52:29
gonna be writing the series because Nel Gwynn should not be a
1:52:31
movie. It should be a series. That's
1:52:34
true. Mhmm. And then
1:52:38
I got down a rabbit hole
1:52:40
and I loved this book by
1:52:42
B Wilson, consider the fork. A
1:52:44
history of how we cook and
1:52:47
eat. haven't you used that one for other things before? I
1:52:49
think you have. because I wreck y b
1:52:51
or maybe I read it.
1:52:53
Wow.
1:52:55
All these years, all these books. They're
1:52:57
all blending together. Did you read it or
1:52:59
did I? I don't know. Well,
1:53:02
I will tell you that
1:53:04
you can read the entire diary of
1:53:06
Samuel Peeps. Like I said, though, It
1:53:10
is rife with sexism and nonsense, and you're not gonna believe he existed
1:53:13
and is a
1:53:16
regular Joe. That said,
1:53:18
feel free to read it. He writes about things mundane and elevated. He
1:53:20
had a position with
1:53:22
the government, so he got
1:53:25
some eyes on some things, you
1:53:28
know, historical. Anyway, it's at peeps diary dot
1:53:30
com. And that's spelled PEPYS
1:53:34
in defiance of all logic. I keep wondering
1:53:37
if her cat is barking up her ears
1:53:39
because her name is Peeps. Peep
1:53:42
Peeps is asleep. Peep is asleep. She's in
1:53:44
her little cubicle. We got her those
1:53:47
little circle fur beds, you
1:53:50
know. Oh, yeah. and both cats just sit there anytime I'm
1:53:52
talking. I think I'm talking to them.
1:53:54
This has been like an hour and
1:53:56
forty five minutes
1:53:59
of soothing
1:53:59
background music. Okay. Well, that's
1:54:01
all the actual
1:54:04
books I have.
1:54:07
I do have Okay.
1:54:09
This is so interesting. There is a blog that I really
1:54:12
have seen a
1:54:13
couple times before frock flicks
1:54:15
dot com and that and
1:54:19
it goes through the different Nell Gwen movies, and
1:54:22
there's not a very recent
1:54:24
one. Nineteen hundred,
1:54:26
nineteen eleven, nineteen fifteen, starring
1:54:29
our friend, Mary Pickford, by the way. Mhmm. Dorothy Gish
1:54:32
reprise that role
1:54:34
in nineteen twenty six. And
1:54:38
then there's a nineteen thirty four, a couple of them actually. Nineteen thirty four was a banner year for Mel Gwen,
1:54:40
a nineteen forty
1:54:43
one, a nineteen forty nine
1:54:47
is a very frequent subject in
1:54:49
nineteen fifty four, in nineteen
1:54:51
eighty three, in nineteen
1:54:54
ninety five, where the features that are
1:54:56
popular in any era
1:54:59
are much in evidence. there's
1:55:02
the last king, the power, and the passion of
1:55:04
Charles the second, which is like a
1:55:06
mini series, I don't know, from
1:55:09
two thousand three. and stage beauty
1:55:11
from two thousand four. And I
1:55:13
think that's it, and then it
1:55:15
just dies. Two thousand four. was
1:55:17
the last, and that wasn't even about her. Right. It was just a character
1:55:19
in the movie. So
1:55:24
I think that
1:55:26
the time is right for
1:55:28
another movie. Frock Flicks is also a podcast. They,
1:55:30
like, point out all the zipper and fabrics and
1:55:34
poor hairdos and stuff.
1:55:36
So as recently
1:55:37
as November twenty
1:55:40
twenty, there was
1:55:42
a Mel Gwen movie coming
1:55:44
from the makers of the
1:55:47
movie atonement. Remember the Karen Knightly movie? Okay. The
1:55:51
actress purported to Planel is actually, like,
1:55:54
this week starring in
1:55:56
Emily, the story of Emily Bronte.
1:55:58
It's the same actress. Mhmm. So
1:56:01
did they put this one
1:56:04
on hold? I don't know, but they did
1:56:06
start going into preproduction and casting and stuff
1:56:08
in early
1:56:11
twenty twenty, and that's kind of where it stops
1:56:14
as far as definitive information.
1:56:16
You know who that actress
1:56:18
is? She's in a series on
1:56:21
Netflix called sex education. She's Maeve in the show.
1:56:23
Accurate enough to play now Gwen. That's what
1:56:25
I thought I'm like Ours,
1:56:28
I'm concerned. But anyway,
1:56:30
I'm just like, did they did
1:56:32
somebody else scoop that actress? Because, literally, she
1:56:34
is. You'll see her. If you see the
1:56:36
the movie Emily will
1:56:38
be in cinemas, I guess, movie theaters, you
1:56:41
know, in the
1:56:43
UK in October. Like,
1:56:47
any minute, but they don't know when they're going to
1:56:49
release it in the US. So we're gonna have to
1:56:51
wait just like we do
1:56:53
for dairy girls. Except Just like we have to
1:56:55
for great British Bake Off, which about like to
1:56:57
kill me. We see them three or four days
1:56:59
later. I think they get released on a Tuesday
1:57:01
in Britain and Friday, so you have to stay off of
1:57:03
the Instagram -- Yeah. -- four
1:57:06
days, so nobody spoils you. Yeah.
1:57:10
Okay. So in more
1:57:12
visual knowledge, now this is
1:57:14
actually your department, and maybe you
1:57:16
can tell me what this means because I
1:57:18
don't know. I just found it. So Nell
1:57:21
Glynn has been a character on doctor who. Okay.
1:57:23
So madam, which is Missy's army for the
1:57:25
devotion of Old Men
1:57:28
-- Mhmm. was composed of many
1:57:30
notable women from the history of Earth who Missy made contact with via space time telegraph.
1:57:33
Don't know what
1:57:36
that is. while she was imprisoned within
1:57:38
the vault at St. Luke's University. Right. Fair enough. So some
1:57:40
of the women, many
1:57:42
of whom we have covered,
1:57:44
Here, I should just list the
1:57:47
ones we've covered. Agropena the younger, Eleanor
1:57:49
of Acotaine, Joan of Arc, Grace O'Malley,
1:57:51
Catherine of Aragon, Anne Berlin, Anne
1:57:54
of Cleveland's, Jane Seymour, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr, I'm sensing a theme
1:57:56
there. Mary
1:58:00
one, Elizabeth one, Pocahontas, Nel Gwen,
1:58:02
Catherine the Great Marie Antoinette, Jane Austin. I
1:58:05
mean, it keeps going,
1:58:07
but we have covered a
1:58:09
lot of them. Well, that's interesting
1:58:11
because when you watch Jeopardy, there's a lot of answers
1:58:14
that are from our
1:58:16
subjects. And it
1:58:18
just makes me and some of
1:58:20
my friends think that some writer
1:58:22
for jeopardy is listening to us. So if they
1:58:24
are,
1:58:24
I
1:58:26
actually would love it if the History Chicks
1:58:29
was an answer on jeopardy. But in
1:58:31
relation to what you're talking
1:58:33
about, That really sounds like we
1:58:35
are getting our subject list from
1:58:37
doctor who.
1:58:38
She's like get to the point
1:58:40
Susan. That's
1:58:42
a really circuitous route. I think we're just drawing from the same,
1:58:45
you know,
1:58:48
well. Yeah. True. There
1:58:50
are many that doctor who didn't put in that cavalcade that we have covered. There's Mary Mary
1:58:52
SECO was actually
1:58:55
in doctor who. Not in
1:58:57
the madam episode. Oh, no. No. Not on that. Not in the army. No. No. No. Whatever it is.
1:59:00
Yeah. I'm trying to redeem
1:59:02
myself to the Huvians out there.
1:59:07
Oh, yeah. Mary Seacall did. Yep. They were she was
1:59:09
in there. Mhmm.
1:59:10
Is Facebook like Facebook? No.
1:59:13
now No
1:59:14
idea. I don't. Okay.
1:59:17
I have to say my daughter is
1:59:19
one of those people that she
1:59:21
could have the actual episode
1:59:23
tell you what it is. I'm not one of those people. I watch it. I go, oh,
1:59:25
that was good. Rosa Parks. Yeah. And then it's gone.
1:59:27
I don't keep
1:59:30
it in my brain. Okay. There is actually a
1:59:32
play that's performed in a lot
1:59:34
of theater companies called Nel Gwyn.
1:59:37
The original one
1:59:39
was Giggumabatha Ross. who was Bell
1:59:42
in the movie of Dietro Elizabeth Bell. She's in a series now called Surface, which
1:59:44
I really like. She's Mary
1:59:46
Seacall speaking of Mary Seacall. in
1:59:51
an upcoming movie. So it's got a
1:59:53
little musical element and there's a song
1:59:55
and I don't wanna put it in
1:59:57
your head, but me and it keeps
1:59:59
rolling in mind. I won't sing it.
2:00:01
I can dance and I can sing. There's a song suck in my head. Shut
2:00:03
it up, Susan.
2:00:07
Right? No. What? No. You're never gonna believe it.
2:00:09
It's this dumb thing. What's not
2:00:11
dumb? It's a thing. I
2:00:13
heard it on Jimmy Fallon,
2:00:16
and it this guy that puts Internet
2:00:18
drama to music. Mhmm. And so he got on a
2:00:21
forum and
2:00:23
had asked Which salad dressing is your favorite,
2:00:25
and they made a song? He, Jimmy Fallon, and Re Larson, I
2:00:28
think. Anyway, It's
2:00:31
called blue cheese has mold in
2:00:33
it. And that's been stuck
2:00:35
in my head for a
2:00:37
month. Oh, okay. Then my I
2:00:39
can dance and I can sing. I can dance and I
2:00:42
can sing. When we do together is
2:00:44
better. Please,
2:00:47
it's a show tune. Are we gonna kind
2:00:49
out all the chat sessions and
2:00:51
just rerecord it? No. That
2:00:53
might be what we do.
2:00:56
No. Okay.
2:00:56
Let's see. There is a
2:00:58
video output in the show notes. There's a pub in London called Nell
2:01:01
of old
2:01:04
drury pub. and it's
2:01:06
across the street from where her theater was, and it's linked by a tunnel.
2:01:08
And supposedly, Charles
2:01:11
and Nell would get
2:01:15
together through this tunnel and then go upstairs
2:01:17
to a room in the pub. That's where
2:01:19
there you go. That's the story
2:01:21
that's being told. And so
2:01:24
this video actually goes in
2:01:26
the tunnel. This is kinda cool. So I also have a link to the execution
2:01:29
of Charles
2:01:32
the first. I have a
2:01:34
this kinda goes along with my obsession with the introduction
2:01:38
of forks. It's actually a major theme of new Catherine
2:01:40
De Medici thing that's just coming
2:01:42
out on Netflix too. The fact
2:01:45
that Catherine De
2:01:47
Medici, you know, brought the fork from Italy to
2:01:49
France and then here Charles the second. While in France was like, what
2:01:51
is this and brought it back to England
2:01:54
-- Right. -- like the fork travel that
2:01:56
you have
2:01:58
nine hundred of them in your
2:02:00
kitchen that don't match. Yeah.
2:02:03
Anyway, that's that's there too a
2:02:05
whole expose about public dining
2:02:07
And then I have found
2:02:09
on the Londonist dot
2:02:11
com different statues
2:02:14
and memorials and plaques to
2:02:16
Nell Gwen that are currently in London today that
2:02:18
you could go visit. So we'll link you up there. It
2:02:21
shows photos and a
2:02:23
little background on why
2:02:25
the places are there? I would like to see a couple of those next time we go to London. I think that
2:02:27
would be a fun little trip. We could do
2:02:30
like I did with Laura
2:02:32
Ingalls. and
2:02:35
I put a pencil on Laura Ingalls grave, and I put a
2:02:37
potato on mister Parmenese grave. Mhmm.
2:02:40
And maybe we can put
2:02:42
an orange. Oh, I love it.
2:02:45
in Saint Martin of the Fields. Nice. I like
2:02:47
it. Let's do it. You have all these
2:02:49
really nice things. I have
2:02:51
a horrible history. Awesome.
2:02:56
Yeah. It's put together like an ad
2:02:58
for a tabloid or a movie star
2:03:00
magazine called, oh yeah,
2:03:02
magazine. And now is this
2:03:04
airheaded woman. It's clever. It's her you know,
2:03:06
it's horrible histories. It's clever. She'd probably really
2:03:09
like it too because she was
2:03:11
the mistress of the comedy. Yes,
2:03:14
she probably
2:03:15
would. Too bad there's no
2:03:17
to drink history. Nine now. I
2:03:20
looked. And that'll about do it.
2:03:22
That's all I've got. And in closing, two quotes
2:03:24
from people close to Nel
2:03:26
Gwen. First, from author Charles
2:03:29
Boclair, a direct descendant of Nel Gwen.
2:03:32
Nel reveled in the ambiguity in
2:03:34
contradictions of her life, whether skipping
2:03:36
barefoot through the alley of Saint
2:03:39
Giles serving fire water in a body house, entertaining audiences
2:03:41
in Durry Lane, playing the
2:03:43
wild mistress at
2:03:46
Epsum, or the fool at Whitehall,
2:03:48
she transformed herself with as
2:03:50
much delight as she transformed
2:03:53
others. And the second from
2:03:55
a dedication, from author and personal
2:03:57
friend of Nell Gwen, Afra
2:03:59
Ben, who we hope to
2:04:01
cover in the future. Besides all the
2:04:03
charms and attractions and powers of your
2:04:05
sex, you have beauty's peculiar to yourself.
2:04:07
An eternal sweetness you
2:04:09
and air which never dwelt in any face but yours. You never appear but you're
2:04:11
glad the hearts of all that have the happy fortune to
2:04:13
see you. As if you were made
2:04:16
on purpose, to
2:04:19
put the whole world into good humor. Thanks for listening.
2:04:21
Bye. If you liked what you
2:04:23
heard today, tell a few friends
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2:04:30
Special shout out to Stacey B who told my husband about the history
2:04:32
checks, he already
2:04:35
sort of knew. but that was
2:04:37
a level of awesome that sort of transcends. It was nice to talk to you on the phone.
2:04:40
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2:04:50
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2:04:53
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2:04:55
is my town by the bell hours.
2:05:16
I
2:05:18
show my face away.
2:05:40
wonderful. Since their
2:05:44
day.
2:05:45
We
2:05:47
were living wrong do
2:05:51
it
2:05:54
again.
2:06:01
stay.
2:06:29
So
2:06:32
I'm
2:06:35
wasting this time.
2:06:56
We
2:06:57
won't tell that
2:07:00
song again.
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