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Welcome back to 3 White People Fumbling
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Again Through February. Thank you
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for tuning into Horror Virgin on Page. I'm
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I.E. And I'm your clone Todd, which means
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I don't like scary movies, but you guys
3:06
make me watch them, and this week, you
3:08
all made us watch... THE
3:10
CLONE TODDY ROON! So,
3:14
Page... Fucking loved it. Loved every second
3:16
of it. Super excited. I knew you
3:18
would. When I saw that every frame
3:20
of this movie looked like it was
3:23
shot through the cameras they shot winning
3:25
time on HBO on, I was like,
3:27
hell yeah. I love this like hyper-stylized
3:30
film they're shooting with. I love it! It's probably
3:32
digital, honestly. They just use a... It is digital.
3:34
Yeah, they just use After Effects to make it
3:37
look like that. That was one of my fun
3:39
facts. Where they specifically digitally altered the look of
3:41
the movie to make it look like it was
3:43
shot on 35, but then blown
3:45
up to show on 16. Or it's shot on
3:47
16, blown up to show on 35. And that's
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why you can see the film grain in it. Like,
3:53
you can see it. Yeah. And it's like, it's
3:55
such a cool... It's a cool 70s effect. Like,
3:57
I'm here for it. I love this style. It
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makes the film... fluorescent lights glow extra
4:01
and I love it. So like
4:04
this movie has a lot of elements
4:06
that I really like. It's got hyper
4:08
like campy mimed sex scenes. That's hilarious.
4:11
Love it. Not even sex scenes, but
4:13
it's like them trying to fool the
4:15
surveillance stuff. Like that shit was so
4:17
funny to me. It's
4:20
got funk music and it's got a 70s
4:22
vibe. I'm here for it.
4:24
I love all of those things. Todd comes
4:26
out swinging in this podcast. I love sex
4:28
scenes. Yes. This movie
4:30
gets to some personal nerderies. Of
4:32
course. Because not only
4:34
do I like hyper stylized
4:37
comedy, sci-fi horror fusion, but
4:40
I'm also a huge MK ultra
4:42
nerd. And this is part of
4:44
multiple films, both films that were
4:46
made back in the 70s. Cause
4:49
this is kind of an homage to a genre,
4:52
but also a number
4:54
of movies that have come out in the last
4:56
like five to 10 years that
4:59
deal with essentially white people as
5:01
a monolith or the American government
5:04
as a stand-in for white people
5:06
poisoning black communities in a kind
5:08
of sci-fi way. So like get
5:11
out, I think it's probably the
5:13
most famous of the
5:15
current versions, but even black dynamite has this
5:18
where it turns out to be Richard Nixon
5:20
trying to make people's dicks small. And he
5:22
ends up slapping the first lady into a
5:24
China cabinet and it's great. Okay. I
5:27
now have to watch that movie immediately.
5:29
Where's my pencil? Dude, have you never
5:31
seen black dynamite? It's fucking awesome. Oh
5:33
my God. I love black dynamite. What
5:35
you just described sounded awesome. Like I
5:38
am not doubting what you just said,
5:40
but I haven't seen it. God, after
5:42
it happens, he walks over to her and
5:45
helps her up and is like, hi first
5:47
lady. I apologize for him slapping you into
5:49
that China cabinet. It's a level of force
5:52
that I don't usually show, but I felt
5:54
like the situation called for it. Dude, black
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dynamite is amazing. Michael Jai white should be
5:58
so much more famous. And he is I
6:00
could talk about that all day But the movie
6:03
that this actually really reminded me of is
6:05
sorry to bother you I don't know, but
6:07
you guys have seen sorry to bother you.
6:09
Yeah that it can it kind of gave
6:11
me those vibes I love
6:13
this genre of movie and of course
6:15
it is kind of in a hyper
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stylized way Reflecting things that
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actually fucking happened like MK
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ultra did fucking experiment on
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people They did release drugs
6:26
into the community They have
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fucked with not just communities
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of color but communities of
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poverty in general But more likely communities
6:34
of color because half of them were
6:36
Nazis read about it it happened But
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I loved this movie. There was so much
6:41
also John Boyega. Oh my god amazing. I'm
6:44
a John Boyega stan I feel like Star
6:46
Wars fucking wrong They did of
6:48
course they did if you have any doubts
6:50
about how amazing of an actor he is
6:53
Watch this movie and then remember that he's
6:55
fucking British like are you kidding? He just
6:57
disappears into this guy It's like you would
6:59
never know. Yeah, he does. He does that
7:02
every time he plays a role I also
7:04
feel the same way about Jamie Fox and
7:06
the lady who played yo-yo who I'm not
7:08
as familiar with was also amazing They're all
7:10
amazing Todd. You are familiar with yo-yo.
7:12
She was the female lead in New
7:14
Candyman No, I know. I know but like
7:17
I I think I've seen maybe her two or
7:19
three times on film I've seen Jamie Foxx and
7:21
John Boyega way more sure but like they all
7:23
crush it in this movie as they always do
7:25
like She was great in Candyman. Yeah, she was
7:27
great in Candyman She was also great in
7:30
dashing through the snow the ludicrous Christmas movie
7:32
Yes, I haven't seen that but I want to watch it.
7:34
I do want to see it fucking sure it's real
7:36
fun Yeah, it's a good one. She's in the
7:38
Marvel's which I haven't seen yet, but I want
7:40
to I heard good thing I'm waiting for it
7:42
to go to Disney Plus I'm no longer in
7:44
a season of my life where I watch super
7:47
hero movies, so I probably won't catch that one
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Okay, Todd, can I propose a new
7:51
season of your life where you only
7:53
watch films that are hyper stylized black
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stories about how? The white
7:57
man has poisoned their community because I have
8:00
have a list for you. They are
8:02
all fantastic. That sounds like Todd. Start
8:04
with Black Dynamite. I do like that.
8:06
I like that genre of film. I
8:08
like those documentaries, because they actually happen.
8:10
I like Behind the Bastards, you know?
8:13
Like, it's all the same thing. When
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it comes to Hyper-stylize though, I can
8:17
like pepper it in on my movies.
8:19
I can do one, like probably like
8:21
one for 10 with
8:23
Hyper-stylizeism. I, cause
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they either work or they don't.
8:28
I wish every movie. Hyper-stylize? I'll
8:30
take Hyper-stylize every time. Every time.
8:33
No, no, no, no. But the one you
8:35
remember that are Hyper-stylize, I think I'll remember
8:37
this one for it, but like Sin City
8:39
is Hyper-stylize in a different way, but it's
8:41
Hyper-stylize, right? I have a hot take here.
8:43
Go. For every Sin City, there's
8:45
that other one that was black, like the Spirit or
8:47
whatever. Oh, that one was terrible.
8:50
Like, like horror films, stylized
8:52
films like One in 10 are really good.
8:54
No. And then no one remembers
8:56
the Nine out of 10. No, no. For
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Hyper-stylize movies? Yes. First of all, they're tough
9:00
to do. So usually the
9:03
people that do them are
9:05
actually doing well in other
9:07
parts of the movie. Think
9:09
about Drive, Hyper-stylize, this Hyper-stylize,
9:11
most Quentin Tarantino movies, Hyper-stylize.
9:14
Yeah, one out of 10. Like the list goes
9:16
on. If you think of some of the
9:18
best movies that people are like, oh, that
9:21
movie was fucking awesome, most of them are
9:23
Hyper-stylize. I prefer it, personally. But for
9:25
every one that's amazing, there's a bunch of
9:27
trash Hyper-stylize films. That's all I'm saying. Name
9:30
trash ones outside of that one. Drive?
9:32
Drive is not a trash movie. Drive
9:34
is awesome. I love
9:36
Drive as well. That elevator scene
9:38
is one of the sexiest scenes
9:40
I've ever seen in my life,
9:42
Paige. I agree. Most Tarantino films?
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No. Yeah, like Tarantino's got
9:46
two great films. The rest are like
9:48
fine. A hard pass. When he was
9:50
like, my next film's my last, I
9:52
was like, okay, cool, whatever, bro. Like
9:54
you can go back to not making
9:56
good films again. Okay, no, no, no.
9:58
We're gonna start. throw some
10:00
fucking hands right now because I
10:02
will argue that after Sally Menke
10:04
died the editing has fallen off
10:06
That's exactly my point. Yeah, I agree. I agree But
10:09
there's only been two since then so
10:11
you're discounting in glorious bastards Pulp Fiction
10:14
both Kill Bills and Reservoir Dogs I
10:16
understand that like he has a person
10:18
he is polarizing Those are
10:21
all really good movies that are cultural
10:23
touchstones and most of them are overrated
10:25
I'm just gonna go ahead and say
10:27
it like kill are disagree overrated agree
10:29
So you would rather have movies where no
10:31
one tried to make anything look cool ever? No,
10:34
I want I want a bunch of movies For
10:36
everybody. I'm just saying it's the law of averages
10:38
I mean like you're gonna make you take in
10:40
stylized movies one's gonna be amazing One's gonna be
10:42
super trash and then most are gonna be right
10:44
in the middle. That's how it is No,
10:46
so you're gonna you're gonna be like fuck Tron Fuck
10:49
everything that's ever made anything cool
10:52
looking fuck everything by Ari Aster
10:54
fuck everything like yes Fuck
10:56
everything by Ari Aster And
11:01
they're universally agreed upon that's
11:03
your that's an opinion these
11:05
are opinions I can have different one like
11:07
I Like I
11:09
don't like my summer and I don't like this.
11:11
I did not like I
11:14
still haven't seen but was afraid but I would
11:16
rather have people take chances than not
11:18
I agree But part of taking chances
11:20
is you will fail I guess but
11:22
I feel like most of the things we've listed
11:24
did not fail So I would rather take the
11:27
weird shit. Give me the weird shit every day
11:29
I mean like I hated poor things
11:31
but like I get that people like
11:33
that You know so like people like
11:35
hyper stylized like things poor things getting
11:38
more Poor things is loved in
11:40
Hollywood poor things is not loved outside of it
11:42
I know a lot of people that love poor
11:44
things and this is coming from someone who hated
11:46
it I thought it was terrible, but like
11:48
a lot of people do really like it I
11:50
know a lot of people who liked not as much as like Barbie and opera
11:52
high Not as much as like Barbie and opera high All
11:55
that's I'm just saying you know like
11:57
Barbie was highly stylized, and I thought that was an incredible
12:00
film. Yes, right. Because it is. You know, but
12:02
poor things gets all the nominations, more nominations than
12:04
Barbie. Well because it's the movie that touches on
12:06
the similar themes as Barbie but was made by
12:08
a man. So like it is okay to celebrate.
12:11
Yeah, yeah, I get that. Uh-huh. Yeah, so I
12:13
mean it's fine and listen I get the people
12:15
love poor things and I have shitty taste in
12:17
movies because I don't like it or whatever they
12:19
say to me. But like I didn't care for
12:22
it that much and I think Barbie was way
12:24
better than any movie that came out all last
12:26
year. I think I agree and that's what I
12:29
it's like that that's the thing is that
12:31
like they're comparing for it like you know I
12:33
just think hyper stylism works some
12:35
of the time and sometimes just like any other
12:37
type of film. But I think Paige's point
12:40
is also valid. I mean it's like a
12:42
lot of people do really love it like
12:44
I love the hyper stylist version of this
12:46
film but Mikey I'm not saying you're wrong.
12:48
I think when anyone tries anything they're either
12:50
gonna succeed or fail or find some weird
12:52
middle ground that's not also great and the
12:54
law of averages suggests that the majority of
12:56
them will find the lower categories. I
12:58
liked I really liked the style of
13:01
this film and I really liked this film. I'm
13:03
just saying like some of them aren't
13:05
good. That's all I'm saying. I
13:07
mean yes! There are tons of movies that
13:09
get made every year that like aren't good.
13:11
I'm not gonna name a list of stylized
13:13
films that aren't good. I can have an
13:15
opinion because I think a lot of the
13:17
Tarantino stuff is super overrated and so is
13:19
Ari Aster stuff. I'm not alone in that.
13:22
No, I mean you're in the minority for a
13:24
lot of stuff but like I will say that
13:26
of all the films you've listed I've heard too
13:28
that I'm like yeah maybe that's not great. So
13:31
for me the law of averages says that 80% of the time
13:33
I'm gonna like a highly
13:36
stylized thing. Yeah I mean
13:38
I think that I like hyper
13:40
stylist things normally too. And I
13:42
just I'm like try something different. For every Tron
13:45
there's a Tron 2. That's
13:47
all I'm saying. Yeah, the
13:49
sequels are bad. They did
13:51
the original hyper stylized one. That's
13:53
the one where they chose to
13:55
make that stylistic choice. I
13:58
love that we are literally a group. And
14:00
we are just finding a way to argue about
14:02
how we agree that some movies aren't great. We're
14:05
not! Mikey told me that every movie I hit,
14:07
my eye like is like dog shit
14:09
basically. But who gives a shit?
14:11
It's just like his opinion. No!
14:13
You said every stylized movie is
14:15
great! That is a wild assumption.
14:18
No! I said most of the
14:20
time, hyper stylized movies are great.
14:22
Yeah, cool! And the fact
14:25
that there's so many of them, our cult
14:27
classic speaks to that. Yes! I
14:30
politely agree to disagree. Yeah,
14:32
like all he's saying is his opinion
14:34
differs from your opinion and you're both
14:36
entitled to your opinion. By
14:39
calling every movie I like shitty. Whatever. It's
14:41
just his opinion though, right? Like it's Mikey.
14:43
Who gives a shit about his opinion? What?
14:45
But you call movies I like shitty and
14:47
that's fair? You're up the
14:50
right to your opinion. I, sure. I
14:52
just, I feel like if all movies
14:54
didn't try, we'd have just shitty movies
14:56
all the time. Who's not trying when
14:58
they make a movie though, Paige? Like they're gonna
15:00
be giving a chance to make
15:02
a shitload of money. They're gonna phone it
15:05
in? Yes! People phone it all the time. I'm just
15:07
like, for all the movies
15:09
that like don't take chances on cool
15:11
shit and like are mediocre, like there's
15:14
so much more of that than people
15:16
who took chances on cool shit and
15:18
it was kinda cool. At a minimum. I
15:20
don't know how many films don't get made so
15:23
I have no idea. Like there's no way for
15:25
me to verify any information, so. I mean tons.
15:27
So many. So many. Sure, but like we would-
15:30
Anyway. Sorry. This is a
15:33
very silly conversation to me. Not
15:35
silly to me. It's a thing I really
15:37
like. Cool! And you're allowed to have that
15:40
if no one is saying you shouldn't think
15:42
that, Paige. Mikey just has a different opinion.
15:44
That's all I'm saying. That's how I feel.
15:46
Your feelings are valid and so are mine and that's okay. Yeah.
15:49
I liked the movie though. It was fun. Yeah. I really
15:52
liked the film. I thought it was more sci-fi than I
15:54
was expecting and I loved that because I loved science fiction.
15:56
It was way more sci-fi than I was expecting. Yeah, and
15:58
honestly way less horror which I- also appreciated, you
16:00
know? I think there's a cultural
16:03
horror to it. Oh, I mean when
16:05
they show the people chasing them out of,
16:07
I think the strip club where the DJ
16:09
like turns everyone on them and their car
16:11
starts to not work and they start to
16:13
catch up, that shot, the over it shot,
16:15
was like zombie movie chilling. Like they're not
16:17
zombies, I'm not trying to say that, but
16:19
it was like that sort of chilling. So
16:21
like I agree and there's a lot of
16:23
that but way more understated throughout the whole
16:25
movie. I just think that that's where it's
16:27
really on the nose right there. Well, I
16:29
think that and then the final plan reveal,
16:31
I think what Paige is talking about is
16:34
just horrifying. Oh, yeah. Like that whole with the
16:36
with the bodies in the background going from black to
16:38
white, I was like that is just a
16:40
terrifying prospect. It reminded me of the Catholic
16:43
Church in the movie Australia. I have never
16:45
seen that movie. They're pretty much trying to
16:47
do the same thing with the native people
16:49
from Australia. I mean that makes sense because
16:51
they did that for real. Also
16:53
historical. Yeah. But
16:56
that's more what I'm getting at is like
16:58
visually that one scene where they're chasing them.
17:01
Yes, that is the like horror
17:03
visual. But the true horror of
17:05
this movie is like you're not
17:07
wrong. They're trying to basically exterminate
17:09
you through assimilation. It is eugenics.
17:12
This movie is basically hardcore eugenics.
17:14
I mean, yeah. Yeah. I think it's a
17:17
commentary on that. I don't know. I know.
17:19
I think it's interesting. I don't think it's a
17:21
majority minority issue as much as it's a class
17:23
and privilege issue. Of
17:26
the air quotes ruling class, the people
17:28
who have had power the longest because
17:30
they subjugated other people. They
17:32
are the ones trying to force
17:34
people to assimilate. And sometimes
17:36
there will be people from other classes
17:38
who help them do that. And that
17:40
is unfortunate. And that's a thing
17:43
that they tackle in this movie as well. But
17:46
it's this idea of we keep you down
17:48
to keep the peace. Oh, yeah. That is
17:50
what this movie is all about. It's like
17:52
we we make choices about who gets to
17:55
succeed and who doesn't to keep the peace.
17:57
But who is that peace really for? for
18:00
them. It's just for the ruling class.
18:02
It is literally we keep
18:04
everyone down so we can keep the boots
18:06
on the necks. That is what this is.
18:08
Well, I mean, I think that Tyrone
18:10
or not Tyrone, but John Boyega is
18:13
character. We don't realize that he is
18:15
also- Fontaine, Chester, Tyrone. Yeah. But
18:18
let's just call him Jamie Foxx in Tyrone, right?
18:20
Because they are, we'll see multiple versions of them.
18:22
I was really glad to get that credits scene
18:24
because I was like, did they just use Tyrone
18:27
because it rhymes with clone? Because like, and I was
18:29
like, okay, now I'm good with this movie. Well,
18:32
Mikey, but yes, that is why. And also I'm
18:34
fine with it. I didn't need the post-credits scene
18:36
for me to like the title. The
18:39
post-credits scene actually, I vibed with it because
18:41
I have never met a Fontaine, but I
18:43
have met many Tyrones. And so I think
18:45
it's kind of regional. I dated someone whose
18:47
last name was Fontaine. Do not recommend. But
18:49
what I was going to say is, I
18:52
think John Boyega's character sort of wakes
18:54
up to the realization that like he
18:56
is a society created boogeyman that society
18:59
uses to scare people into letting them
19:01
control them. Does that make sense? You
19:03
mean standing by and not speaking up when
19:05
they see that control happening? No, I think
19:08
they view him as the stereotype of terror.
19:10
We don't really see it play out
19:12
outside of the community. But if you
19:14
don't think that quotes like inner city
19:16
violence or whatever is not also used
19:18
as an excuse to police everyone in
19:20
the US. Oh, I see
19:22
what you're saying. Okay. Okay. We don't see that
19:24
play out in this movie, but I think if they
19:26
go to Memphis and we get a second one of
19:28
these, which I would fucking love, I would
19:31
love for them to explore that as well, where it's
19:33
like it's not like society creates
19:35
them in this movie. So yeah,
19:37
society literally creates them to
19:39
be bad guys to then be able
19:41
to control that group. Right.
19:44
That is this movie. Right. Oh, okay.
19:46
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And
19:48
then I think if you pull out
19:50
another lens, they use that same fear
19:52
to control everybody, not just that group.
19:54
Yeah. But that's not played out in
19:56
this movie. They do, but they don't
19:59
show it. do talk about it. Yeah.
20:01
That's what Kiefer Sutherland is getting at
20:03
is that like you get to be
20:05
the bad guy so that they have
20:08
someone to hate that's not each other.
20:10
Right. Which is how this works. Like
20:12
when you have like in classism this
20:14
plays out great, great. That's a terrible
20:16
word. And you see this play out
20:19
in classism a lot where they manage
20:21
to get poor white people to hate
20:23
poor black people as if they're the
20:25
problem when the problem is the person
20:28
that has created the societal structures to
20:30
keep both of those people down.
20:32
It's literally that white, that poor white
20:34
person's boss or both their bosses or the
20:36
venture capital company that owns the company they
20:38
work for. Exactly. Like there are so many
20:41
layers of like classism that goes on and
20:43
you can't really see more than like two
20:45
layers above yours even though there's probably like
20:47
eight. And all of this is intersectional
20:49
too. So it's like you've got you
20:52
know classism as a construct that you
20:54
know helps perpetuate the system. But then
20:56
also racism because people of
20:58
color are more likely to
21:00
experience the harms of classism,
21:02
poverty, all of it. Right.
21:04
Well because of institutionalized problems
21:06
like redlining and shit that still happens and like
21:09
all of that there's like I grew up a
21:12
poor white kid and I had way more
21:14
advantages than middle class black people I grew
21:17
up with. Yeah of course. Like I just
21:19
did. Like I understand that. Right. Like I
21:21
think of everything as a class problem but
21:23
it's not just that. Right. So much of
21:26
that is already racist because racism is sort
21:28
of baked into classism if that makes sense
21:30
because of a lot of institutionalized problems we
21:32
have in this country. Well and you
21:34
know hey white people got a multi
21:37
hundred year head start on having the
21:39
class privilege in this country because of
21:41
racism and slavery. What's they do cover
21:44
in this movie a little bit? They grew that
21:46
wealth in the south on the backs of those
21:48
people who we stole and brought over here. Like
21:50
I'm so I understand like I definitely understand you
21:52
know and it's terrible and wrong and I'm sorry.
21:55
Right. That's why I think I like these types
21:57
of themes on film. I think that's why I
21:59
like it. I like Get Out so much. Yeah.
22:02
Get Out is still probably one of my
22:04
favorite versions of this because it really does
22:06
play out as a
22:09
possession horror with this. But
22:12
from a sci-fi perspective, I loved
22:14
this movie because I feel like
22:16
this is a deep, deep
22:19
cut sci-fi premise but
22:22
set in the most unlikely place. Yes.
22:25
And I was so surprised how deep sci-fi it
22:27
goes. Oh yeah. Right. I
22:29
was like, it's like science fiction, but I was like, no, this is
22:31
like very science fiction-y. I
22:34
mean, not to bring in the first John
22:36
Boyega movie I ever saw him in,
22:38
chronologically at least for his age, like the
22:40
youngest I ever saw him on film was
22:42
an Attack the Block, which is also
22:44
similar themes, maybe a little bit different, but
22:47
like similar and very sci-fi,
22:49
which I was here for. Like I
22:51
think John Boyega has found himself in
22:53
two great horror sci-fi movies and those
22:55
are already rare, so like good for
22:58
him. Okay, this is a thought I
23:00
had while watching this movie. Is
23:02
John Boyega's character in Attack the Block
23:04
another Tyrone? I mean, yeah, probably
23:07
because they use the same, like we
23:09
are, the end of it like sets
23:11
up that they use the same bodies
23:13
in different cities, right? Yeah. So
23:16
yes. And of course he would have his, I don't
23:18
even know if that's his regular talking voice that
23:20
he uses in Attack the Block. In Attack
23:22
the Block it is. That's his first
23:24
movie ever. Like they found him in
23:26
the neighborhood and were like, you, and
23:28
he's amazing. Yeah, but clearly he can
23:30
do accents because like there's no telling that
23:32
he is not like an American guy in
23:35
this movie. Like he crushes it. Anyway, but
23:37
yeah, to answer your question, yes, I think
23:39
it is. But this transitions to my first
23:41
favorite topic of the day. Okay. The
23:43
new Star Wars trilogy is the worst trilogy of
23:46
all time and they did John Boyega the most
23:48
dirty of that trilogy. They did, they did.
23:50
Before we get to that though,
23:52
not only does he appear American
23:55
in this movie, multiple different kinds,
23:57
right? Yeah. So wherever the Glen is,
23:59
which they. keep very vague but it
24:01
does seem potentially southern but then
24:04
when they go to Los Angeles and
24:06
it's specifically Los Angeles it changes
24:08
his whole affect changes because that's the Tyrone
24:11
that fits in Los Angeles. Well that's the
24:13
one that was raised there like who
24:15
yeah that subtlety is a mate well
24:17
here's the thing he wasn't raised there he
24:19
doesn't exist he's a clone I mean technically
24:22
the three days that he lived he was raised
24:24
there he was raised there but
24:26
it's that subtlety in his performance that
24:28
makes this just so good so good.
24:30
Wait do you think the clone that
24:33
was in San Francisco didn't live in San
24:35
Francisco like he just showed up three days
24:37
ago at the end of this movie? An
24:39
indeterminate amount of time. Indeterminate amount of
24:41
time we don't know. But his mom definitely doesn't
24:43
exist in that place too. Exactly his mom
24:45
doesn't exist in that place too so it
24:47
could just be a couple days but also
24:49
that clone would definitely be well forced out
24:52
of Oakland into Vallejo because of gentrification but
24:54
you know yeah I think they only live
24:56
for a couple days or however long until
24:58
they have to replace them. I don't think
25:00
the John Boyega that we spend most of
25:02
the movie with which is actually like four
25:04
different John Boyega's yeah I don't think he
25:06
was ever a child I don't think he
25:09
actually grew up there like
25:11
this also gives me us vibes. Jordan Peele
25:13
works in this area a lot but
25:15
I think that this is very much
25:17
a kind of Stepford wife situation in
25:19
a way this is like Stepford
25:22
wives writ large over this community
25:24
as opposed to white waspy communities
25:26
where they're just plugging people in
25:28
as if they're like a mannequin
25:30
but they live and very fascinating.
25:32
Sure yeah I guess I
25:35
think the reason for the disconnect of what we're
25:37
saying is because when I say John Boyega
25:39
has been in San Francisco since this program
25:41
started nationwide. Right maybe. I mean John Boyega
25:44
as a character in that community as someone
25:46
people have like known and like he's like
25:48
growing up there. I do agree that that
25:50
version of that John Boyega whose name is
25:53
Tyrone I realize this is very confusing right
25:55
has probably only been actually alive for like
25:57
four or five days yeah. Also it
26:00
It is Los Angeles, not San Francisco at the end
26:02
of the movie, but anyway. Oh sorry, sorry, sorry.
26:04
It is. Clearly. You're right. You're right. I felt
26:06
like they had been in place for a while
26:08
because they had routines and people knew them. So
26:10
I think they're ingrained in the community. More than
26:13
four or five days. Yes, but they did get
26:15
planted there somehow, somewhere. Right. And here's
26:17
the other thing. Other people are
26:19
planted and also planted with memories,
26:21
right? Yeah. Because Jamie Foxx is
26:23
also planted, right? So I think
26:25
a lot of the people that
26:27
know him and reference him are
26:29
also planted. They are also clones.
26:31
Like this is where it gets
26:33
into a little bit of the
26:35
us question for me because it's
26:37
like, how many of these people
26:39
are clones? How many have doubles?
26:41
And it seems like most,
26:44
like we do find out
26:46
that Yo-Yo doesn't have a clone.
26:48
No, they don't. I think that's more
26:50
a commentary on how little they value both
26:53
women and sex workers and specifically
26:55
women and sex workers of color because
26:58
she's, to use a
27:00
terrible term, the less dead. That is what they call
27:02
them. No one looks for her. No one
27:04
cares. Then that's why. Yeah. Well,
27:06
if you look at all the clones
27:08
in those things that they're decanting the smoke out
27:11
of to see who they are. There are
27:13
women. There are a few, but it's
27:15
mainly guys. Yes, it's mainly guys. There
27:17
are women though. It's such an
27:19
interesting concept to think that, you know,
27:22
a big government organization or I don't
27:24
know if it's government or when the
27:26
secret society, big, some big evil organization
27:29
is cloning people to perpetuate societal divisions
27:31
and like the worst stereotypes and things
27:33
like that. I thought that was such
27:35
an interesting sci-fi concept and very
27:38
scary. But the way they did it
27:40
here, I thought was really, just really, really good. I
27:42
really, really liked it. I liked it a lot too.
27:45
It was fun to watch too. Like Jamie Foxx is
27:47
very funny in this movie. Yeah. Every
27:49
word out of his mouth hilarious. He nails
27:51
it. So good. Every movie he intends to
27:53
be funny in, he is so funny. And I
27:56
mean, he also does movies like Ray where it's
27:58
not very funny, but he's fucking amazing. Like
28:00
I love Jamie Foxx. He's dude's great. There
28:02
there are also a lot of really
28:05
fun Callbacks in this
28:07
movie if you watch movies like this
28:09
or even horror movies like did you
28:11
notice at the end? He's pulled across
28:13
an all-white version of the shining carpet.
28:15
Yeah, I did notice the carpet
28:17
Yeah stuff like that But like specifically
28:19
an all-way one you Todd have not seen
28:21
black dynamite and I kind of don't want
28:23
to spoil this for you So earmuffs, I'll forget it.
28:26
You're fine. Cool. So black dynamite
28:28
has a similar premise
28:30
in that they're utilizing things
28:33
that black people Stereotypically
28:35
like to control them. Yeah. Okay.
28:37
So in this movie, it's the
28:40
chicken it is the hair products
28:42
It's the grape juice grape drink,
28:44
please grape drink grape grape drink and
28:47
Music right in black
28:49
dynamite. It's anaconda malt
28:51
liquor which comes in 40s So
28:54
I thought it was really really interesting that
28:56
we see part of John Boyega's routine every
28:58
single day Is to get a 40 and
29:01
I kept trying to look at the the label
29:03
to see if it was anaconda You can't really
29:06
see it. Yeah, you can't see it But
29:08
I thought it was funny that that was one
29:10
of the few things that wasn't That
29:14
it was like everything but the thing Yeah,
29:19
because it is very clearly a 40 at
29:22
least, you know, yes And I honestly love that
29:24
every day he gets out he scratches up that
29:26
lottery ticket. It's like you lose every day Well,
29:28
I love that he eventually he scratches all four
29:30
and they all said you lose Yeah, because they
29:32
had no intention of letting him ever win.
29:34
Yep. They're gonna keep him down. Yeah, that's the
29:37
whole thing Love that. Well, that's the lottery
29:39
as well. Everyone. Yeah. Yeah, like you're probably
29:41
not Sometimes
29:46
I fuck with it. I'm not gonna lie like a
29:48
billion So it's a hard thing to say no to
29:50
a billion is a billion I but I think it's
29:52
just one of those Multiple little
29:54
Easter eggs that are like you
29:56
will never get farther because the
29:59
game is engineered against you. And that's
30:01
a hundred percent what this movie is
30:03
and what it's dealing with. Love it. I mean,
30:05
I really do like this movie a lot. Yeah, I
30:07
do too. But maybe we should just go through it
30:09
scene by scene because it's a pretty long, well, it's a
30:11
two-hour movie. I love the opening sequence. I
30:14
love the first 10 minutes, like the opening
30:16
sequence, like building the world, because it has
30:18
this quality about it where it builds a
30:20
realistic stylized like version of the world. But
30:23
it's different enough and kind of sci-fi enough
30:25
that it feels almost like
30:27
a video game. Like the world building
30:29
is like really intricate and awesome. And
30:31
then like it does come back. It
30:35
really did remind me of the Fallout
30:37
video game. I know you mentioned that
30:39
before, and I agree. I could definitely
30:41
see how you got there. There's all
30:43
these fake products, like crazy science and
30:45
like manipulation and like horrible things that
30:47
people are doing to one another and
30:50
monstrosities. And like, it's really like a
30:52
cornerstone of the Fallout video game series.
30:54
And it's very hard sci-fi where they're
30:56
doing underground experimentation on people and things of that
30:58
nature. So it just like really reminded me of that.
31:00
And I was, I'm
31:03
a dork. So it was really fun. You know
31:05
what I wanted to see in here that wasn't
31:07
in here? Soul Glow
31:09
from Coming to America. I
31:11
know. Well, I feel like the
31:14
Soul Glow was the version they used in the 80s.
31:16
No, no, I think the perm products are
31:19
supposed to kind of be an homage to
31:21
that a little bit. Okay. Nice. Yeah.
31:23
I really liked how, obviously
31:25
this is a sci-fi, horror adjacent film.
31:28
I like how the first 20 or
31:30
so minutes of this watch
31:33
like a premium cable show about
31:35
drug dealers. Oh, yeah. It's almost
31:37
like you just popped in on
31:40
an episode of Power. And
31:42
I was all about it. I was
31:45
like, yes, this is great. And
31:47
then we kind of like hard cut into
31:49
what the fuck is this when we get
31:51
to the lab. Yeah. But I love that
31:53
the movie kind of sets up exactly
31:56
this whole world and a world that we're
31:58
familiar with from an entertainment. standpoint.
32:00
Yeah. Right? But it does feel
32:03
othery. It's the light. It's the glowy
32:05
light. The way they direct it and
32:07
set it up and like the product
32:09
placements and stuff. It just feels... It's
32:12
too good. Yes. It has a feeling
32:14
of evil lurking behind it. You
32:16
know? Yes. That's what it is. You know, dread.
32:18
If there's a feeling of dread in this first
32:20
opening sequence but it's more of a realistic sequence
32:22
and I really like that. I feel like
32:24
part of the feeling of dread and
32:27
it is done very subtly is that
32:29
everything in these opening sequences is the
32:33
stereotype version, right? Like
32:35
everyone's driving old
32:37
but shiny Cadillacs. Every
32:40
pimp is in furs. Every
32:42
hotel has fluorescent lights. All
32:44
the products are gimmicky and
32:46
commercials are kind of heightened. I
32:48
love the commercials. But to a
32:50
stereotype level. Yes. So it's almost
32:52
as if when we're seeing this
32:54
opening sequence and we're seeing the
32:56
world building it's like this is
32:58
what white people think this world
33:00
is. Yeah. This is their grand
33:02
theft auto version of it. So
33:04
much so that you can't really tell and I
33:07
think this is on purpose through like the stylized nature
33:09
of it. Exactly what year it is. Like at the
33:11
very beginning I thought it was like 78 you
33:14
know? Because everyone's driving like Coupe de Ville's
33:16
and shit or whatever those cars are. And you
33:18
don't know where it is technically
33:20
either. Exactly. It's the Glen baby but where
33:22
is the Glen? Yeah you don't know. But
33:24
like it reminds me of it's like an
33:26
Andrew Nicoll thing where like they do that
33:28
close like near future where it's like you
33:30
can't really tell what time period it is.
33:32
Right. And I really like that about this
33:34
movie. And to me they could have like
33:36
pulled the camera back at the Glen at
33:39
the very end and it just been in
33:41
this giant dome in the desert or whatever
33:43
and it still would have made sense. Andrew
33:45
Nicoll wrote the Truman Show. Yeah like it's
33:47
that kind of thing. Yeah yeah yeah. Right.
33:49
So yeah absolutely Mikey. He also did Gattaca
33:51
which is like love it and
33:53
Simone. Anyway great movies. Anyway
33:55
yeah. So we're in the movie right
33:58
so we get a conversation outside. the
34:00
local bodega, we quickly
34:02
meet Fontaine, who is John Boyega's
34:04
character, through Junebug, who is kind
34:06
of like the little neighborhood kid who's
34:08
trying to get in with the local
34:11
gang of drug dealers. He wants to
34:13
be put on a corner, and
34:15
John Boyega won't because we will find
34:18
out. Junebug reminds him of his little brother.
34:20
Yeah, he has some very specific trauma that won't
34:22
allow him to harm this child by putting him
34:24
on the corner as a drug dealer. Very nice.
34:27
That sort of makes him a hero
34:29
in the eyes of the audience, right?
34:31
Well, he has specific trauma memories, but
34:33
he didn't really go through that trauma.
34:35
Yeah, it's implanted. Right, it's not his.
34:38
Yeah, he didn't actually live through it. Okay,
34:40
but if you were implanted that memory
34:42
and all that grief you went through,
34:45
like you had that trauma. Okay,
34:47
but let's talk about it because
34:49
that's the movie's analog for generational
34:52
and cultural trauma that is passed
34:54
down. It does get passed down and you
34:56
live with it. I think that this movie is
34:58
pointing that out. Yes. Well, I was
35:00
going to say, even delusional people, if they're traumatized by their
35:03
delusion, it's still real and the emotion is really real, but
35:05
we can move on. Anyway, so Junebug, and
35:07
I think the movie does a really good job.
35:09
We also know Junebug's not a clone because he's
35:11
a child, or at least as far as we
35:13
know. He might just be there. They can clone
35:16
children, Paige. Maybe they did though
35:18
because the white man be evil. So
35:21
maybe they did clone a child and
35:23
they place him there to pull on
35:25
John Boyega's heartstrings. Who knows? But
35:27
I feel like the movie works
35:29
to remind you that he's just
35:31
a kid and he's just a
35:33
normal kid and that's why he's
35:35
like, did you watch SpongeBob? You're
35:37
a real Squidward. He's
35:40
doing kid stuff. He shouldn't be on a corner. He's
35:43
just a kid. But what Junebug has
35:46
done is found out where the other drug
35:48
dealers are and then went and told Fontaine
35:50
so Fontaine can take care of it. So
35:52
literally in the very first scene, we see
35:55
Fontaine just hit a guy with his Cadillac
35:57
and break his legs. And
35:59
that guy... that character is still in
36:01
the rest of them, never goes to
36:03
the hospital, probably because health
36:05
insurance, but he just
36:07
limps through the rest
36:09
of the movie and we see him
36:12
multiple times. He finally gets crutches at
36:14
one point, like towards the end, but like
36:16
he is limping without them for a while.
36:18
But he's also firing a gun on crutches,
36:20
so like he has to just kind of
36:23
like crutch, crutch, crutch, stand still, fire a
36:25
gun, and he's in the background a ton.
36:27
It's so funny. You don't get sick days
36:29
in the streets, Paige. You don't get sick
36:31
days in the streets. No, you
36:34
don't. Somebody's gotta be in the corner. Like your
36:36
reaction to that was my favorite, the trying not
36:38
to laugh at it. But it's, you don't. But
36:40
that guy with the broken legs calls Isaac,
36:42
who is the rival drug dealer, especially because
36:44
John Boyega like hits that guy with his
36:47
car, gets out, runs his pockets, takes his
36:49
gun in his cash, and he's
36:51
out. Yeah. But he then drops off June Bug, and
36:53
June Bug is like, put me on. He's like, no,
36:55
do your homework and go be a kid. Bye. He
36:58
drives away, goes back to Bodega, gets his
37:00
real as a scratch offs and a 40.
37:02
He comes home. He sees his brother's funeral
37:04
program on the fridge. He makes some sandwiches.
37:07
He goes to take them to his mom.
37:09
She doesn't come out of her room. She says she's
37:11
fine. He sits down, and this is
37:13
the first time we see the commercial for Hot
37:15
Box fried chicken. Goddamn
37:17
fried chicken. It looks delicious.
37:20
Well, she says she ate at a fish
37:22
fry earlier. And this is important because she
37:24
says the exact same thing like an hour
37:26
later in the movie. And he like
37:28
in the movie. Yes, this is how he
37:30
realizes she's not real. Yeah. But this is
37:32
why I think that like, I don't know
37:35
how long john boyega as a character in
37:37
this world has been there. Because
37:39
how long would it take for you to open
37:41
that door? Not that long. Right.
37:44
So that's why I'm like, how long has
37:46
this actually been happening? Or how long have
37:48
they convinced him that his mom is around?
37:50
Or maybe they just replace him every time
37:52
he gets too curious? I don't know. I'm
37:54
sure they've had to replace them for doing what he
37:56
does where he breaks on the door, like realizes what
37:59
the fuck is happening. and breaks
38:01
the intercom. Yeah, I've seen Westworld.
38:03
I, yeah, not only Westworld, I was gonna
38:05
say a less good movie that also came
38:07
out this year. And I say, here's the
38:09
thing, I say less good, I did enjoy
38:11
it. I just think this movie is better.
38:14
Is the one that Olivia Wilde directed? The
38:16
remake of Stepford Watch. The remake of Stepford
38:18
Watch. I actually sort of liked it too,
38:20
but I understand why people see it as a
38:22
remake of Stepford Watch. Or maybe like a heavy
38:24
homage to it, right? Heavy. I
38:26
did the flip at the end of kind of
38:29
what they were doing. But that was another one
38:31
where they were like, oh, just reboot her. You
38:33
know, or whatever. But I think that kind of
38:35
idea of like, as soon as he figures out
38:37
that the mom is just a recording, we take
38:39
him out. Yeah, that movie was Don't Worry Darling,
38:41
by the way. That's what it was. Don't Worry
38:43
Darling. Thank you. I did like it. Anyway,
38:46
so he sits down on the couch, his
38:48
friend comes over. Now, his friend, he only
38:50
has a couple lines in like two or
38:52
three scenes of this movie and he's hilarious
38:54
every time. He comes in and he's
38:57
like, I'm hotter than a motherfucker. He's got
38:59
a wet towel on his head and a
39:01
personal fan. The next time we see him,
39:03
he gives a whole lecture on hydration. That
39:06
he's like, we're not drinking enough water. We
39:08
have water. It's amazing. That dude is
39:10
subscribed to the hydration homie subreddit. Like I'm
39:12
100% sure he is. I'm
39:14
not gonna lie to you, I fixed a big glass
39:17
of water after his little tirade on water. Because I
39:19
was like, you know what? That is probably why I
39:21
had a slight headache this morning. Yeah. He takes the
39:23
magnesium and drink a shit little water today. Gotta hydrate
39:25
them joints. But he brings over what
39:27
looks like a pizza, but they open the pizza
39:29
box and it's a bunch of money that he
39:32
has collected from their various primeras around on the
39:34
corners. Yeah, I sort of got the vibe that
39:36
like Jamba Ege's character was like the head
39:38
of his like little gang and this guy
39:40
was like his like second in command and
39:43
he was collecting from all the guys that
39:45
they have out on the corner or whatever.
39:47
That structure is. If there's one
39:49
thing I've learned from watching now eight
39:51
seasons of Power Universe shows, it
39:54
is that most drug operations
39:56
function like a multi-level
39:59
marketing. or pyramid scheme. Oh
40:01
yeah. Where he is essentially collecting from
40:03
his down line. I would
40:06
say he's probably middle management. I'm sure there's
40:08
somebody above him or not because he's a
40:10
clone. Well I think that's also the
40:12
point page. There is someone above him. Right.
40:14
That someone is the government. Right. Right. So
40:18
what's being cracked into the
40:20
community. I think that's the
40:22
point because that legit happens. Everybody's got
40:24
a boss. That's what they said. Anyway
40:27
the count is light which
40:29
means somebody didn't turn in and his friend
40:31
is like yeah I couldn't find Slick Charles.
40:33
I checked this one hotel and they're like
40:35
isn't that where he usually is and he's
40:37
like yeah but he wasn't there. Let's go
40:39
check. So they drive out.
40:42
They ask I think it's Biddy. I
40:44
think they're all Biddy's the one they're
40:46
always asking for information but they ask
40:48
Biddy about where Slick Charles is and
40:50
they find out he has moved to
40:52
a room at the Royal. Yeah. The
40:54
Royal when they arrive we
40:56
do see the broken leg guy and Isaac are
40:58
there waiting in a car for later.
41:00
Right. But the Royal has what I
41:02
can only describe as the greatest lavender
41:05
mauve fluorescent lighting over
41:08
every door. Like
41:11
it is. It's cool. There is a
41:13
motel like this in Chinatown in downtown
41:15
LA that is all fluorescent lighting and
41:17
I have taken so many pictures of
41:19
it just from the window of my
41:22
car because it glows at night and
41:24
it looks really cool but
41:26
this looks kind of like that. It's
41:28
just it has kind of a like
41:30
a video game glow in a weird
41:32
way but we cut
41:35
to Slick Charles's room where
41:37
Slick Charles and Yo-Yo are having an
41:39
argument and it is one of my
41:42
favorite scenes of the entire movie because
41:44
she is detailing the last job
41:46
that she went on as a sex
41:48
worker explaining why she does not have
41:51
the payout that Slick Charles aka
41:53
Jamie Fox expects and they
41:55
almost like a relationship argument. I
41:57
know. He's like well fine I'm
41:59
leaving because I'm getting into the
42:01
blockchain and I was like, oh, she's gonna
42:03
be a crypto girlie. Okay, and she walks
42:05
out and if this was like 2013
42:09
she was about to be hella rich, you know
42:13
Coins a scam but blockchains where it's at so
42:15
maybe she's like too smart to fall for it
42:17
and it's later You know, yeah or
42:20
and oh man cuz I did that crypto gig
42:23
I meant to ask you how that went. I have so
42:25
many thoughts I I found
42:27
out they have factions within and that was
42:30
fascinating where they're like, of course they do that the
42:32
Twitter crypto people and the LinkedIn crypto people
42:34
don't really mix and The
42:37
Twitter crypto people are like the crypto people
42:39
we see in documentaries and the LinkedIn crypto
42:41
people are like Actually, if we
42:43
thought about leveraging this technology in the
42:45
way and you're like you might be
42:47
a genius fuck Oh, no, like what
42:49
were they're like actually realistic about the
42:51
tech anyway They're more like her in this
42:54
because they're interested in the blockchain part of it
42:56
that actually right right right technology down Anyway
43:01
she leaves but I do love the Jamie
43:03
brothers like catch your breath before he passed out They're
43:06
back and forth this entire
43:08
movie is phenomenal. It seems so natural
43:11
between them I assumed it was ad libbed in
43:13
the scene like they were just like yeah you
43:15
two Yeah Have these tent poles to argue about
43:17
just argue and we'll play it out a few
43:20
times and we'll cut it together Right
43:22
like it seems like they're just playing there
43:24
I love that love it are there like
43:26
really close friends in real life or something?
43:29
Cuz like or they're just amazing actors or
43:31
they're just both awesome Yeah, like I'm
43:34
just saying they're so good at it It feels
43:36
like you're living in this very silly scene and
43:38
everyone's like 100% genuine and I love it Love
43:41
it. But as yo, yo is walking
43:43
out. She passes John Boyega or
43:45
Fontaine is just like room 107 Like
43:48
he immediately gives him up Immediately
43:50
and so he knocks on the door Jamie Foxx opens
43:53
it but as he's opening he's like, yeah I call
43:55
you yo-yo cuz you always come right back the
44:00
length of time between when he opens
44:02
the door, sees it's John Boyega closes
44:05
it, and then opens it back
44:07
up again for him. Because it's like
44:09
15 seconds, and I mean that literally,
44:11
and that's a long time. And he's
44:13
like, he's clearly coming up with a
44:15
plan because he has not sold the
44:17
stuff, he has used the stuff, so
44:19
he has no money to give John
44:21
Boyega. So he opens the door and
44:24
he's like, hey man, you
44:26
owe me money because that stuff
44:28
was good or whatever. I
44:31
thought that shit was so funny. He opens
44:33
the door, screams, shuts it, then
44:36
he does like a lap around the
44:38
room. I was like, what am I going
44:40
to do? What am I going to do? He's here, what am I
44:42
going to do? And then comes back. It's like a long time
44:44
to reopen the door. And John Boyega is
44:46
still just standing there waiting. Oh, yeah,
44:48
the comedic timing of this movie is... It's
44:52
so good. But John Boyega immediately
44:54
just tosses the room because he's
44:56
like, I know you're full of
44:58
shit. I know there's money here.
45:01
Like, whatever. And the whole
45:03
time Jamie Foxx is like following him around, he's like,
45:05
you can't do this to me. I was
45:07
the player's club's 1995 simp of the
45:09
year, which is his one claim to fame. And
45:11
it's so funny every time he talks about it.
45:14
But John Boyega finds a roll of cash in the
45:16
heater on the wall. And
45:18
Jamie Foxx is like, that's my contingency money. And he's
45:20
like, I'm taking it. And he's like, well,
45:23
we could pay for this another way. And he's like, no,
45:25
I am taking it. So
45:27
he gets in this car, he counts
45:30
the money, but who should block him
45:32
in with another Cadillac? Is
45:34
Isaac, the guy who is the
45:37
other drug boss, I guess, whose
45:39
downline got leg broke? So John Boyega
45:42
sits in the car and he's like,
45:44
oh, I know they're there. This is going to
45:46
be bad. But he gets out of the car,
45:48
immediately gets capped. Like immediately. I think he gets
45:50
shot four times, falls back into his car,
45:52
doesn't die. Doesn't die. So he raps them
45:54
a few times. Yeah. Which like, if you're
45:56
going to die, be petty about it. Of
45:59
course. Situation of worry Eddie
46:01
about it. Yeah, anyway, he eventually passes out and they
46:03
walk over there and shoot him in the head But
46:05
are just trying to escape. Well, no Mikey. I do
46:07
think he was trying to escape I don't think he
46:09
was like I'm gonna ruin their car door while I
46:12
die But yeah, I thought it was
46:14
funny that he did though, but also, you know ruin
46:16
their car door They
46:18
shot you look a car door. Yeah, so
46:20
they double-tappin so he's definitely dead They drive
46:22
away Jamie Fox sees the entire thing and
46:24
is like fuck we found out yo-yo comes back
46:27
and sees it, too We don't see her seeing it,
46:29
but she mentions it later. So yo-yo actually doesn't
46:31
see this she sees the escalate exactly
46:33
him up Yeah, yeah So she sees
46:35
the other people yes Which makes sense
46:38
later because when she goes to identify
46:40
the car she identifies the escalate not
46:42
the Cadillac and they are very visibly different So
46:44
like when they pull up the house later in the
46:46
movie, I was like, well, yeah is wrong That
46:49
is not the right car. I should specify
46:51
it cuz an Escalade also a Cadillac.
46:53
Yeah, it's not an old style Like
46:55
right SUV not a not a
46:58
geford or sedan. Yeah, that's what I mean They
47:00
don't look at all alike, you know, it's very
47:02
different car completely different But John Boyega
47:04
Fontaine wakes up and goes through
47:06
his normal day as if nothing
47:08
happens He has no memory of
47:11
being shot that night But
47:13
he sees the pizza box and he's
47:15
like, oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right
47:17
I gotta go hit up Jamie Foxx
47:19
for money So he shows up a
47:21
Jamie Foxx his house now on his
47:23
way out This is where we see
47:25
the commercial for the hair products. The
47:27
straighter is greater hair products, which again
47:29
is essentially trying to work
47:31
against the Natural
47:34
hair like it is to
47:36
air quotes white a fire the hair to promote Eurocentric
47:39
beauty trends. Let's put it
47:41
that way anyway So John Boyega shows up
47:43
a Jamie Foxx house and Jamie Foxx just
47:45
says why a ghost gonna show up to
47:47
a pimp great Like
47:50
that entire movie Great
47:53
is amazing. But he's like they shot
47:56
your ass like you went through my
47:58
haberdashery's and then you full 50
48:00
cent is what he said, which
48:02
is also similarly amazing. And he's
48:05
like, Yo-Yo also saw it. So
48:07
they go to pick up Yo-Yo.
48:09
Now Yo-Yo is in the process
48:11
of negotiating with a customer. And
48:13
my favorite is she's like, you
48:15
want the Susan Sarandon? She names
48:17
all of her items after people.
48:19
And later she offers somebody
48:21
a Shalimar. It's a good runner. We never get to
48:23
see what they are. But it
48:25
is a hilarious joke runner. It is one of
48:27
my favorite runners in the movie. It's just so silly. I
48:31
think she's even saying, oh, you can't get a Susan
48:33
Sarandon for that. Maybe whatever. I
48:36
forget who the other one was. The Susan
48:38
Sarandon is the one I wrote down. She's using
48:40
them with this person. He clearly
48:42
knows what those things are. And
48:45
that to me is what's funny. That's just
48:47
the vernacular of the area in which they
48:49
live. That to
48:51
me, if I was Susan Sarandon, would be
48:53
a huge compliment. Oh, so fun. They couldn't
48:55
afford my sex act. She's
48:59
a classy lady. It depends what
49:01
it is. Because if it's like, we're going to steal
49:03
this person randomly, cut them up, and then there's like
49:06
weird things you can be named after that you don't
49:08
want to be named after. It's weird that you think
49:10
that's a sex act. Not for me personally. Right.
49:14
Yeah, but I've seen true crime. I know what's happening
49:16
in these streets. OK. But do
49:18
you think they used Susan Sarandon because
49:20
one of Susan Sarandon's most famous sex
49:22
scenes is with a clone? Yes.
49:24
I didn't know that. But yes,
49:26
now I definitely do. Rocky
49:29
Horror. Oh, shit. She
49:31
sleeps with Rocky. I forgot Rocky was a
49:33
clone and not just some dude that
49:36
he created. I mean, basically.
49:38
Yeah. But like, and so maybe that's
49:40
why. That might just be
49:42
a fun end joke. Not sure. But now Susan
49:44
Sarandon's basically like first movie. Yeah.
49:47
Anyway, I think that might be just a
49:49
fun screenwriter tip of the hat. And
49:51
she does bone down Rocky. She
49:53
does. After he marries whatever. He's
49:56
a married man at that point. It's
49:58
not great. Don't think about that. the story too much
50:01
just love Tim Curry in that movie that's
50:03
all I'm saying and the songs I love
50:05
that movie second half drag but don't disagree
50:07
still love it I do like it anyway
50:09
so they they get yo-yo in the
50:11
car and he's like did you see
50:13
me die last night she's like not
50:15
really but like how are you alive
50:17
that's weird but I saw the people
50:19
you like leaving and she's like also
50:22
I've seen that car before because I
50:24
do house calls on second and I
50:26
sometimes see that car a few doors
50:28
down now this is also the first
50:30
time we hear them play one of
50:32
the mind control songs and they're like
50:34
I got that new ruckus because that's how every white person
50:36
says it in the movie they can't think of a different
50:38
phrase at all and it makes
50:40
Jamie Foxx sleepy in the car I
50:42
thought honestly made both of that I thought it
50:44
made tyrones not Tyrone I thought it made John Boyega
50:47
sleepy too maybe I think that's why
50:49
they change it but yeah they they
50:51
get to the house where the Escalade
50:53
is and immediately John Boyega
50:56
just gats up and he's like
50:58
alright we're gonna go kill some
51:00
people let's go and I do
51:02
love the jimmy fox
51:05
like no I'm just I'm just gonna stay
51:07
in here and then he's not sure might
51:09
do a pimp good they
51:12
go inside and it looks like a trap
51:15
house it's pretty much empty right but it
51:17
has a break room and they're like what
51:19
trap house would have a break room hilarious
51:21
and they stumble upon the elevator yeah and
51:23
at this point in the movie we are
51:26
15 minutes into the movie
51:28
yes like so much has been covered
51:30
in like and here's the thing is
51:32
this a two-hour movie yes would I
51:34
cut it no not really like
51:36
they cover so much in that time
51:38
and it never seems to drag at
51:40
all you're just kind of like what
51:42
is happening next I think you have
51:45
to sort of set up all of that to like
51:47
have the themes pay off at the end yeah and
51:49
I realize it does take a while to get to
51:51
the sci-fi part of it but I think all of
51:53
that needed well I mean at 15 minutes in
51:55
you're getting your first glimpse of it which like
51:57
true I mean we're not that far in yeah
51:59
we're not that far in but so they're
52:01
in the elevator and I love that they all
52:03
pull out guns everyone has a gun I love
52:06
that Jamie Foxx is like a golden six
52:08
like six bullet revolver like I thought that
52:10
that was yeah perfect for him yes
52:12
loved it loved it they get downstairs
52:14
where where there is a creepy guy
52:16
dancing to Don't Stop Till You Get
52:18
Enough amazing Michael Jackson needle drop in
52:20
this movie I mean yes it's an
52:23
amazing song yeah and I have also been
52:25
the white guy dancing to it alone while
52:27
he's doing dishes or something so yeah I
52:29
understand why he got shot in this scene
52:31
while dressed as him are you a
52:34
white guy with an afro because he is
52:36
a white guy with an afro is no
52:38
I was not hey just to me so long to
52:40
figure out why that was important why they kept hitting
52:42
that detail until the very end you're
52:44
like oh shit oh my
52:46
god but I also love
52:48
that they're just like fuck
52:51
it looks like a game
52:53
show so while John John Boyega is
52:55
gonna search the rest of the lab and it
52:57
finds a body on one of the tables Jamie
53:00
Foxx and yo-yo turn a parish
53:02
are just kind of around the
53:04
lab and Jamie Foxx finds
53:07
what he thinks is cocaine but is not
53:09
it's something else that makes him all giggly
53:11
and Tiana Parish at one point is just
53:13
like I'm just gonna mix these two beakers
53:15
why not she's over here doing
53:18
like she puts on safety goggles
53:20
like the glasses she was
53:22
wearing the goggles I was like well I mean
53:24
she's at least doing this very dumb thing safely
53:26
you know like being safe I would not walk
53:28
into a lab and start experimenting with shit I
53:30
don't know what it is like I love
53:33
that they do though they do I mean
53:35
it depends on the context I think but
53:37
like not one that's a secret underground below
53:39
a kind of a residential neighborhood kind of
53:42
thing I did think it was funny that
53:44
he put that white powder and what looked
53:46
like a crown royal bag and then pulled
53:48
the string on it and put it in
53:51
his pocket it is a hundred percent of
53:53
crown royal bag I was like that's where
53:55
my friend Randall hid his weed when we
53:57
were in high school like that is like
53:59
that Sort of a pull and that made me laugh.
54:01
It's it's definitely a crown royal that I
54:04
clocked that as well And which it's gonna
54:06
stick to the velvet anyway it is you're
54:08
never gonna get the giggle powder out of that
54:10
velvet I love these like it's
54:12
not snow, but I could still see
54:14
yeah, but as she's mixing the beakers
54:16
It gets kind of like a smoky
54:19
reaction. She's like ah and Jamie Foxx
54:21
accidentally shoots the lab coat guy Yeah,
54:23
so he's just dead and they're like
54:25
oh god We got a run as
54:27
they're freaking out John Boyega finds that
54:29
the body on the table is his
54:31
with the bullets Yeah, yeah, so they
54:33
all run they go to yo-yo's grandma's
54:35
house And I love that
54:37
as they're looking around the room because
54:40
this movie will structurally be kind of
54:42
modeled like a classic Mystery so they
54:44
do and she's got a whole stack
54:46
of Nancy Drew And I love the
54:48
Jamie Foxx over like how many adventures
54:50
this bitch been on? I
54:54
mean there's like 40 books stacked right
54:56
there Well there's an ass load of
54:58
Nancy Drew books and Hardy Boys, and
55:00
you're like these people don't age Oh, they're
55:02
the same sort of pulp detective now. It's
55:04
the same sort of thing right Yeah When
55:06
you start to unpack it like from ages
55:08
like 15 to 19 like this
55:10
group of people saw a lot of fucked up shit
55:12
You know I'm saying they saw some shit
55:14
also Nancy Drew is I believe 16
55:20
or 18 because she has sorority
55:22
sisters and her boyfriend has fraternity
55:24
brothers Which makes me think college
55:26
unless they were in some sort
55:28
of junior league kind of thing
55:30
who knows I just looked it up though Do you
55:32
want to guess how many Nancy Drew titles there are
55:34
out there? 162
55:36
Mikey, what's your guess? 65
55:38
there are over Titles
55:42
in the Nancy D. Brooks collection that
55:44
doesn't surprise me at all that's a lot also They
55:46
all tend to run together after a while I went
55:48
through a Nancy Drew phase and after a while I
55:50
was like I feel like they always solve these mysteries
55:53
the same way and I prefer Scooby-Doo after after
55:55
six Like I would imagine 600 they would feel
55:57
like just sort of mad libs. You know because
55:59
it's like similar formula every time? I
56:01
don't know. But I mean that's a
56:03
highly successful... All I'm saying is they
56:06
should have had all 600 in the
56:08
scene. She's like, Nancy Drew takes on
56:10
human trafficking. You
56:14
know I say this but I also watch Law & Order which
56:16
is on like it's 20... That's what
56:18
I was gonna say. So like it's
56:20
you know I guess maybe you do
56:22
have other options but now
56:24
on Law & Order they're going back to like remember
56:26
this case from 10 years ago and I was like
56:28
I I do but why are we doing? Skims
56:32
is creating the next generation of underwear
56:34
and bras for every body. Skims bras
56:37
are worth the hype for the amazing
56:39
shape and support they give but I
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Anyway they basically are like okay they have
57:46
to know that we went to the lab
57:48
they're gonna be looking for us let's stay
57:50
here and then tomorrow we'll go check it
57:52
out. But by the time they wake up
57:54
the next morning, Fontaine is gone and he
57:56
has rolled up to that house with all
57:58
of his bros. Fully strapped.
58:01
Yeah, but this is where
58:03
and they don't find anything. It's just a
58:05
regular house. There's no elevator It's not a
58:07
trap house, which is not it's Completely
58:09
transformed to take all of that out of
58:11
there without them notice without the neighborhood noticing
58:13
means they took everything Collector ass
58:16
shit. Yeah, like that's insane Like that would
58:18
have taken which like they would have had to take
58:20
it down the elevator So like that would have taken
58:22
forever, right? I think they just boarded up
58:24
the elevator I'm sure it's probably still there
58:26
but like he couldn't tell how to get
58:28
into it No, I mean they had to
58:30
take all the stuff down the elevator cuz they
58:32
like no No one in the neighborhood saw them
58:34
moving out. Oh, yeah It probably all came from
58:37
internally like an anthill exactly and what at the
58:39
end of it We know it is like an
58:41
anthill because it's a whole ass city under there
58:43
more or less right under the Glen Yeah, yeah
58:46
Yeah, well, I'm just saying it is like collector
58:48
level shit cuz it would have taken fucking a month to do
58:50
that Except that we know that
58:52
they have like hundreds of people true
58:54
that could do it Yeah So they
58:56
might be like trading spaces extreme home
58:58
makeover ring this shit and just like
59:01
in the matter of hours did it That's
59:03
true. It seems more possible because there's more
59:05
people but I will agree that it's a
59:07
little but also this is a movie about
59:09
clown Yeah, they're like their page. I hear
59:11
it. You're right. Let's we can move. I'll
59:14
drop it. You're right Anyway, so he
59:16
comes out of the house and he's like, I
59:18
swear it was there There was an elevator there's
59:20
a lab and his bro is just it's just
59:22
like hey, you know what? Maybe
59:24
do you think maybe you just need some
59:26
water? Like let's all get some water Like
59:28
I drink some water you need it for
59:31
yourselves to osmo. I love how he is
59:33
like the most supportive friend He's like listen,
59:35
man I'm sure people break into other people's
59:37
houses with guns all the time as a
59:39
mistake. Don't even worry about it Maybe you're
59:42
just thirsty like that whole shit made me
59:44
last so much. He's like I get real stressed
59:46
sometimes I think I just I just really need to drink
59:48
some water And it's
59:50
it's great. It's so what's the kind of
59:52
friend I want to be like just so
59:54
supportive like that's what I want. Yeah, right,
59:57
but we meet back at yo-yo's grandmother
1:00:00
house. Yeah cuz they're laying low. Where the
1:00:02
three of them are like what are we
1:00:04
gonna do now? Like we don't know where
1:00:06
the lab is, what's the Nancy Drew version
1:00:09
of this? And they do love that
1:00:11
Jamie Foxx is like, well whatever we do could we
1:00:13
do it around some food cuz the pimp's blood sugar
1:00:15
is falling fat. He's so great.
1:00:18
So good in this. They go to Hot
1:00:20
Box Fried Chicken which is the one we
1:00:23
saw the commercial for and they all end
1:00:25
up laughing. Now granted I do
1:00:27
love the subtlety that they set this up
1:00:29
with because I don't know about you guys
1:00:31
but how many times you've been out all
1:00:34
night with people crazy shit has happened. You
1:00:36
get to the morning you're like eating breakfast
1:00:38
and you're like hey remember when so-and-so almost
1:00:40
got hit by a car and it's like
1:00:42
now that it's not the scary moment it's
1:00:44
very funny and you're just like yeah I
1:00:46
do. Yes. That's how they kind of set
1:00:48
this up. It's like yeah you know well
1:00:51
he's dead but he's also here and so
1:00:53
they're all laughing. They're laughing a little bit
1:00:55
too much you know and then they
1:00:57
notice everyone around them is also laughing
1:00:59
that same way. But also Jamie
1:01:01
Foxx says Fontaine never laughs. I've
1:01:03
never seen him laugh. Why
1:01:06
are we all laughing? And this is where Jamie Foxx
1:01:08
is like it's in the chicken. Yo-Yo is like I'm
1:01:10
gonna go figure it out because there's another white dude
1:01:12
with an afro there. So she
1:01:14
lures him into the break room which we
1:01:17
will find out has security cameras for all
1:01:19
over town. The strip club, the chicken place,
1:01:21
the house, the lab. That's why I think
1:01:23
it's the manager's office not the break
1:01:25
room. Yes. Yeah yeah sorry sorry sorry.
1:01:27
Yes. That they go into. But
1:01:30
yes. I mean she does see
1:01:32
all of this and she is
1:01:34
like in a manner of terms
1:01:36
seducing him for like the corporate
1:01:38
espionage of it all you know.
1:01:40
She's offering him the Shalimar. Yeah
1:01:42
exactly. So he
1:01:44
is like they're like about to in his mind
1:01:46
they're about to go to pound town you know
1:01:48
I'm saying. He's like you know what I could
1:01:50
use some food could you go get
1:01:52
me some food. Right. And he leaves
1:01:54
and that gives her time to like you
1:01:56
know do some corporate espionage. Inspect and find
1:01:59
the recorder. The recorder that
1:02:01
basically is like, hey, I've noticed that
1:02:03
you know a sense of elation whatever
1:02:05
and and we cut away We don't
1:02:07
know how far that Shalimar went. Well,
1:02:10
this is his fault because if there
1:02:12
is a food Specifically,
1:02:14
I don't think I would want to have
1:02:16
sex with someone immediately after eating or watching
1:02:18
them eat It is like
1:02:21
a lot of fried chicken. I
1:02:23
think it's messy. It's crumbly. It's
1:02:25
greasy. Like that's gonna get everywhere
1:02:27
I'm gonna go ahead and say disagree cuz
1:02:29
I'm into it. You know I'm saying are
1:02:31
you I'm always down for fried chicken Show me
1:02:33
what you can do with that mouth on a
1:02:35
bone. You know what I'm saying? I'm not not
1:02:38
into it Mikey first off first off thought I'm
1:02:40
talking about I'm talking about a man's fried chicken
1:02:42
Not not a one-piece or a two-piece. I'm talking
1:02:44
about a whole bucket here I don't know, you
1:02:46
know, I don't know if you're conceptualizing this the
1:02:48
right way cuz I mean clearly I'm not conceptualizing
1:02:51
it the same way cuz in my mind my
1:02:53
potential date was a woman So like wasn't I
1:02:55
mean Natalie TBH So like I'm just saying I
1:02:58
I don't see y'all getting more than a two-piece
1:03:00
at a time. Oh just split. Yeah Same
1:03:06
girl I could be seduced with
1:03:08
some Cajun fries. Hey, I love
1:03:10
fried chicken I'm just saying I'm
1:03:12
not gonna have it's like swimming right? I'm gonna
1:03:15
need like a half hour Okay after fried chicken.
1:03:17
Yeah, or my stomach hurt I gotta get rid
1:03:19
of these chicken farts before we get into it,
1:03:21
you know, I'm saying Mikey I say you nodding
1:03:23
don't not say something to it not to confirm
1:03:25
that I was right on the podcast. I did
1:03:28
not You son
1:03:30
of a bitch. Let's talk about fried chicken
1:03:32
though. Let's talk about Friday What's your favorite fried
1:03:34
chicken restaurant like fat like a restaurant like this
1:03:36
though? We see in the movie Okay, so what
1:03:38
is your fried chicken choice? Honestly, we have chicken
1:03:40
joints like this that people line up
1:03:42
outside for I used to look
1:03:44
down the street from a Hattie B's I used to go
1:03:46
there all the time. It is great Now I live pretty
1:03:49
close to a princess chicken and that is amazing. So
1:03:51
like princess is more greasy So natural not
1:03:53
chickens a big thing But it depends on
1:03:55
what you're in the mood for and what
1:03:57
you're I'm talking just classical fried
1:04:00
chicken. Just classic fried chicken. I
1:04:02
honestly in Nashville wouldn't do classic fried
1:04:04
chicken anywhere. I like spicy now. Yeah.
1:04:06
Like if I wanted fried chicken, I'd
1:04:09
go to a hot chicken place here
1:04:11
in town. Oh, it's spicy. Mm.
1:04:14
Yeah. And there are a bunch of a princes, a Haddie
1:04:16
B's. There are other ones. If I wanted to
1:04:18
be so hot, I'd go to Bolton's. If I
1:04:21
wanted like not as hot, I
1:04:23
would go to Haddie B's. But
1:04:25
if I wanted like fried chicken pieces like KFC, but really
1:04:27
spicy, I would go to princes. Yeah. That's why I like.
1:04:29
I mean, I would say like just KFC doesn't have
1:04:32
to be spicy. Like just regular ass fried ass
1:04:34
chicken. Like we're seeing in the movie. If we
1:04:36
were in a city that wasn't Nashville, I
1:04:38
would probably go to like, uh, Ooh, I
1:04:40
don't know. Popeyes is pretty great. I love
1:04:43
Popeyes. Popeyes is good. I grew up on
1:04:45
Popeyes in Maryland. So yeah, I'd probably go
1:04:47
back to Popeyes. I'm a big Popeyes
1:04:49
person. I also, I fucks with some churches
1:04:51
chicken. Yeah. Cause this seems kind of like
1:04:54
a fast casual kind of thing. I've never had
1:04:56
churches chicken. I try it though. I like, I mean,
1:04:58
I love chicken. So I mean, well, I took you
1:05:00
guys to Roscoe's last time we were here
1:05:02
and it was real good. It was
1:05:04
fucking good. But all, but conversely, Dinah's
1:05:07
has great fried chicken. There's also Gus's
1:05:09
fried chicken. I have not tried
1:05:11
Zach's bees because we don't have them in California.
1:05:14
But when I'm in Louisiana next week, I'm planning
1:05:16
to go to was ax get a kick
1:05:18
in chicken sandwich page. It's my favorite Zach's
1:05:20
meal. No joke. I get a wings and
1:05:23
things with an extra tender on there. Oh,
1:05:25
throw me an extra tandy babies. We
1:05:27
also don't have Bojangles. And so I
1:05:29
might try, I might try to find
1:05:32
a Bojangle. So on there, Bojangles also
1:05:34
slaps, man. We've got those
1:05:36
here. Yeah. So like Bojangles
1:05:38
chicken, any hoodle. So we
1:05:40
cut from her seducing it cuts away. We
1:05:42
don't know what happened, but she meets up
1:05:45
with the other two and it's just like,
1:05:47
Oh my God, they're watching everything in our
1:05:49
neighborhood. They're experimenting on us. They're taking notes
1:05:51
on the chicken. I don't know who's behind
1:05:53
it. It's a whole thing, but they see
1:05:55
them loading up a van outside the chicken
1:05:57
place and they're like, they're drug dealers. too,
1:06:00
let's follow them. They follow
1:06:02
and the van parks at
1:06:04
a salon first. So
1:06:07
they send Jamie Foxx in or into the
1:06:09
the van to kind of check out the
1:06:11
back of the van. Meanwhile they go into
1:06:13
the salon and this is where
1:06:15
they find that they've got all of
1:06:18
that new perm gleam. The straighter is
1:06:20
greater hair products and they're like this
1:06:22
has to also be part of it.
1:06:24
Like this is the bullshit. And it
1:06:26
clearly is. It's
1:06:28
just another form of the control
1:06:30
that's being implemented into the community
1:06:33
from this from the government or
1:06:35
whoever runs the underground city which
1:06:37
I have to assume is the
1:06:39
government. Yeah. It's anaconda malt liquor.
1:06:41
Yes. I'm only hearing the soul
1:06:43
glow song from coming to America
1:06:46
in my head on a loop
1:06:48
and I love it. It's similar. Yeah. The
1:06:50
anaconda malt liquor one is similar. I'm happy
1:06:53
to play it for you after because they
1:06:55
make fake commercials for it in black dynamite.
1:06:57
It's great. Awesome. But while they're looking at
1:06:59
the salon, the van pulls away with
1:07:02
Jamie Foxx in the back and who should show
1:07:04
up at the salon but Isaac who's like I
1:07:06
thought I fucking killed you. What
1:07:08
the fuck? What is happening?
1:07:10
Yeah. So they eventually get away from
1:07:12
Isaac. Basically like you go do your
1:07:15
haircut. I'll go do whatever. They track
1:07:17
Jamie Foxx to a church. First they
1:07:19
go and ask the guy outside the
1:07:21
bodega and he gives them vague riddle
1:07:23
answers that lead them to the Mount
1:07:25
Zion church which we will find out
1:07:28
is basically one of the epicenters of
1:07:30
what's going on. I thought it
1:07:32
was really cool that the elevator
1:07:34
was like under the pulpit thing.
1:07:36
Yeah. One hell of a
1:07:39
metaphor but yeah I love it. It's real great.
1:07:42
Yeah. But they get Jamie Foxx out
1:07:44
of the back of the van. He
1:07:46
found a key card in the little
1:07:48
cup holder. Yeah. They go into the
1:07:50
church because Jamie Foxx in the back
1:07:52
found boxes of grape drink and in
1:07:54
the church it's communion and they watch
1:07:56
as everyone kind of gets dancier. Now
1:07:58
the preacher is David Allen Grigg. And
1:08:00
he's fucking crushing it! Oh
1:08:03
my god! He's wearing
1:08:05
so much on his- It's hard to tell it's
1:08:07
David Alan Greer, you can sort of hear it
1:08:09
in his voice. But he's got so much makeup
1:08:11
and prosthetics on, you would never know
1:08:13
if you didn't really know his voice. But he
1:08:15
is crushing it. He is crushing it. But
1:08:17
they wait until after church is over,
1:08:20
they scan the keycard, the pulpa comes
1:08:22
up, it's another elevator, they go down
1:08:24
into the underground, they
1:08:27
immediately snag four
1:08:29
like squid games looking ass people and
1:08:32
take their outfits, and they are
1:08:34
able to then walk around the lab.
1:08:36
And so what they see is A,
1:08:38
them engineering foods, and one of them
1:08:40
is crunch cereal, another
1:08:42
one is they're listening to people's conversations, and
1:08:44
if you read the guy's notes, it's like,
1:08:46
it appears that Keisha and Daquan have had
1:08:49
a disagreement, and
1:08:52
they are all, all of the computers
1:08:54
and everything are very vintage and stylized
1:08:56
to the 70s, basically
1:08:59
the MK Ultra era. That's
1:09:02
why it looks like that, because that's
1:09:04
who and what this is, is the
1:09:06
projects that work with social engineering
1:09:09
in this way. Well, it honestly
1:09:11
seems like this is one that has been set up in the
1:09:13
70s, because of how old
1:09:15
Tyrone is, or you know, old John Boyega, as
1:09:18
you find out at the end. So like his
1:09:20
age, the technology in the underground city, and
1:09:23
the technology is a little bit more advanced in
1:09:25
the Glen, because they have cell phones and stuff,
1:09:27
and the computers in
1:09:30
the underground city are very much like early
1:09:32
80s, maybe late 70s computers. I
1:09:35
will say though, nobody seems to have smartphones. Right,
1:09:38
no, I mean it's like 2008 or something in the Glen.
1:09:41
Yeah, we don't know, we have no idea. That
1:09:43
would still be Windows 95, you know what I'm
1:09:45
saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what it would be, you're right.
1:09:48
It would be unless you were in an MKUltra
1:09:50
facility. Well, unless you were in the government facility that
1:09:52
like provided or allocated a budget for you in
1:09:54
1979 to buy the top level gear, and
1:09:58
never again to buy gear. So
1:10:00
you're still using that shit. Yeah, no, I think
1:10:02
that that is like a hint that it definitely
1:10:04
is the government and not like a corporation Right
1:10:06
that would be Advancing their technology
1:10:09
as they go on right But
1:10:11
they use the key card to swipe through a
1:10:13
bunch of different places after seeing people tested in
1:10:15
pods like people being like clockwork Oranged and then
1:10:17
people fighting to music and then they change the
1:10:20
music and they hug But
1:10:22
they swipe into this room that basically looks
1:10:24
like a whole room of love is blind
1:10:26
pods But it turns out
1:10:28
to be a bunch of clones and they
1:10:30
decant some of the clones and they find
1:10:33
The preacher is a clone. Yeah, Jamie
1:10:35
Foxx is a clone. John Boyega is
1:10:37
a clone Yo-yo is not a
1:10:39
clone right on a parish. No clones and
1:10:41
like John Boyega isn't just a clone. His
1:10:44
number is a 001
1:10:47
so he is like the first
1:10:49
one, you know, the close Yeah, which
1:10:51
I think is that foreshadowing of the turn at
1:10:53
the end, you know, yes Um
1:10:58
But he gets very angry and tries to shoot his
1:11:01
clone but it's bulletproof glass. Yeah They
1:11:03
do have to run because now people heard the
1:11:06
gunshots and they come up in the strip club
1:11:08
and the strip club DJ Is like you've
1:11:11
got bogeys Subdue them and he's like here's
1:11:13
that new ruckus and it's the sleepy song
1:11:16
that everyone gets hypnotized to yeah They
1:11:18
grabbed Jamie Foxx. They run outside. This is where
1:11:20
they get in the car They drive away and
1:11:23
the DJ is like go get them and we
1:11:25
get kind of that zombie moment. Yeah, I
1:11:27
mentioned it earlier Yeah, do you guys
1:11:29
think the car breaks down in that
1:11:31
moment just by happen dance or they're
1:11:33
fucking with it in this Fucking
1:11:36
with I thought it I thought it why'd all
1:11:38
its tires from running over that fence. Oh,
1:11:40
maybe that's what it was Yeah, yeah, that could
1:11:42
be it too. I thought it was something with
1:11:44
the engine because the Foley but it could have
1:11:46
also been Yeah, I thought it was that Very
1:11:49
well could have been that yeah. Yeah.
1:11:52
Anyway at this point I looked at the time and
1:11:54
I was like how am I only halfway through this?
1:11:56
I know right I feel like We're
1:11:58
at the end of this movie And yet, the
1:12:01
next hour, super interesting. You're
1:12:04
not at the end of the movie. I don't really feel
1:12:06
like there was a pacing problem, but that
1:12:08
sounds like you're saying there was a pacing
1:12:11
problem. It's just like this story beat where
1:12:13
they're being chased by a horde of like,
1:12:15
quote, zombies in this moment. Right. Typically
1:12:17
about 25 minutes before the end of the movie.
1:12:19
End of the movie. Yes.
1:12:22
But this movie has more movie after this
1:12:24
part of the movie. Yes. And
1:12:27
it should show up, but a fancy version
1:12:29
of Fontaine who we will learn later is
1:12:31
Chester. Yeah. Who I think is like beta
1:12:33
version, like original Fontaine,
1:12:35
I think made that Fontaine and
1:12:37
then other Fontaine's after. But
1:12:40
Kiefer Sutherland is with him and
1:12:42
Kiefer Sutherland shows up and is just
1:12:45
like, God damn it. I
1:12:47
have so much fucking paperwork. But he
1:12:49
basically explains to them, he's like, think of
1:12:51
me as mall security. Yeah. Except
1:12:53
I have a big mall. I have a big
1:12:56
mall. I just have to keep you in line.
1:12:58
They're like, you're torturing people. And he's like, we're
1:13:00
experimenting. America itself is an experiment. Not
1:13:02
wrong, but a generalization, I would say.
1:13:04
Well, not wrong, but also not a
1:13:07
justification for doing actual experiments on
1:13:09
people. Exactly. No
1:13:11
one ever accused mall security people of
1:13:13
being great philosophers. You know what I'm
1:13:15
saying? And with that
1:13:18
segue. Well done. Well
1:13:20
done. I love that. But
1:13:23
he basically explains that he's like, we keep
1:13:26
you down to keep the peace. We
1:13:29
keep you down so you don't ask why you
1:13:31
shouldn't have a fair shake at things. We keep
1:13:33
you down so that we can stay on top.
1:13:36
That is essentially what he says in more
1:13:38
words. He says that in language that
1:13:40
makes it not sound nearly as bad as
1:13:43
like what he's actually saying is. But it
1:13:45
is. Yeah, no, exactly. But he
1:13:47
is at a high level saying
1:13:49
what you just said. Really. We
1:13:52
keep you down by allowing you to be
1:13:54
turned into horse people and then we'll give
1:13:56
you the antidote five years later. same
1:14:00
shit. But he also
1:14:02
reveals that they have code words that
1:14:04
allow him to control them except for
1:14:07
yo-yo. This is also where he's like
1:14:09
you're a dime a dozen no one
1:14:11
cares about you yo-yo. It's again the
1:14:13
less dead. Yeah. The less emphasis on
1:14:16
finding caring for and supporting women of
1:14:19
color and sex workers. So. But I
1:14:21
mean he does control or can control
1:14:23
through that word or the phrase or
1:14:25
whatever all of the clones. Olympia
1:14:28
Black I think is what it's called. Yeah.
1:14:30
Or at least that specific one because he
1:14:32
seems to be able to control John
1:14:35
Boyega's character and not necessarily others. So
1:14:37
I think each clone has their own
1:14:39
code word. I don't know. We only
1:14:41
see it really happen to John Boyega.
1:14:44
Yeah. Right. So it could be either or
1:14:46
I'm not sure. Yeah that's fair. Yeah. I
1:14:48
think it was just him because he's one
1:14:50
of the main clones. I mean he is
1:14:52
the main clone we find out. Yeah. Very
1:14:54
well could be. Yeah. But he does
1:14:56
let them live and is just
1:14:58
like all right do you
1:15:01
want to die or are you gonna
1:15:03
play along. OK. Bye. He gives them the
1:15:05
choice. Do you want to go back to your regular life
1:15:07
and ignore what we're doing here. Or do
1:15:09
you want Chester to kill you. And
1:15:11
they you know do the other
1:15:13
option the one that doesn't involve them dying
1:15:16
this night. You know. Right. Which I think
1:15:18
is also a part of like the metaphor
1:15:20
of the movie. Like right. Do you want
1:15:22
to actually stand up and possibly die. Do
1:15:25
you want to stand up against evil or
1:15:27
do you want to just live your life.
1:15:29
Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to live your life
1:15:31
in the society that was already created for you. Yeah.
1:15:33
And not necessarily created with your best interests.
1:15:35
No. Created to subjugate you. Yeah. Created
1:15:37
for you. Like to do. Right. What
1:15:40
we need you to do. Yeah. And
1:15:42
Ant Farm. Yes. So he
1:15:44
leaves. They all go back to
1:15:46
their respective apartments but Yo-Yo is not fucking
1:15:48
having it. No. First of all Yo-Yo ain't
1:15:50
a clone. Secondly Yo-Yo is the
1:15:52
hero of this film. Yes. And so Yo-Yo
1:15:54
shows up at John Boyega's house and they're like all right
1:15:56
what are we gonna do next. Because I think if we
1:15:59
turn up music they can't hear us and he's like I'm
1:16:01
not doing anything like I was I
1:16:03
made in a tube like I'm not
1:16:05
even a real person I didn't even
1:16:07
have a brother technically like I
1:16:10
I guess I'm just a drug
1:16:12
dealer in this grand theft auto
1:16:14
world basically yeah and
1:16:16
she's like well maybe the next
1:16:19
clone won't be such a pussy
1:16:21
I'm out I'm I'm fucking I'm
1:16:23
doing it love yo-yo love
1:16:25
yo-yo so he goes through his normal life
1:16:27
his normal day today he goes to take his
1:16:29
mom a sandwich and he's like
1:16:33
yeah wait a second I
1:16:35
do love that he comes home
1:16:37
and he hears the hot chicken commercial that says
1:16:40
who needs vices when you got herbs and
1:16:42
spices yes and then he just bites the
1:16:44
40 of the tv great
1:16:47
uh but this is where he knocks for his mom
1:16:49
and he gets the same phrases
1:16:52
repeated and so he kicks the door down
1:16:54
and she's just a voice recorder and I
1:16:56
do love the very human moment of like
1:16:59
I really need you right now mom but
1:17:01
she's not real she's not she doesn't
1:17:03
exist he doesn't have a mom you
1:17:06
know yeah his mom his actual
1:17:08
mom like the elder tyron character's mom
1:17:10
died for years probably in the fucking
1:17:12
90s unless they cloned her to be
1:17:14
mom forever well if they could do
1:17:16
that I think that the brother would
1:17:18
still be alive right why didn't he
1:17:20
go that far I don't know mikey
1:17:22
I don't know maybe he couldn't get
1:17:24
DNA I don't know I don't know
1:17:26
anyway well be that I like my
1:17:28
mad scientist real mad you know I'm
1:17:30
saying right but jamborega runs out of
1:17:32
the house and runs into junebug and spends
1:17:35
some kind of time with junebug almost like
1:17:37
if I had a brother this is what
1:17:39
it would be like they get in a
1:17:41
capri sun fight it's very very cute it
1:17:43
is very very cute yeah um
1:17:45
we cut to janey fox working
1:17:47
out in his house but like
1:17:49
alone at the royal just kind of
1:17:52
like doing karate in front of
1:17:54
the tv clearly not doing great his his
1:17:56
wig has been cleft in twain by
1:17:58
the shit he saw He's
1:18:00
having some struggles for sure, yeah. Having
1:18:02
some struggles. Meanwhile, Yo-Yo mails an
1:18:05
envelope, which, part of me was like, girl,
1:18:07
you got to get out of the Glen
1:18:09
to mail that because they're definitely watching your
1:18:11
mail, but... Well, because it's the
1:18:13
government, it's probably, you know, it doesn't
1:18:15
matter, I don't think, if she had
1:18:17
gone to like, I don't know, some
1:18:20
rural town to mail it on that one way. I think they
1:18:22
would have called it, it may have taken longer, but they still
1:18:24
would have got it. Yeah. So,
1:18:27
the Escalade picks her up, and
1:18:29
Biddy sees it, and
1:18:31
is just like, oh hey, you look good
1:18:33
in that trench coat, like runs
1:18:36
away. But we
1:18:38
get a scene where Fontaine goes
1:18:40
to meet up with Slick Charles,
1:18:42
basically Jamie Foxx's character, and Jamie
1:18:44
Foxx is like, I never won
1:18:46
Pimp of the Year, did I?
1:18:48
It was all fake. I was
1:18:50
like, but you know what, back
1:18:53
then in 95, you should have
1:18:55
seen the first polar bear down
1:18:57
to the claws, and under that,
1:18:59
Merlot leather, the bitches were dying
1:19:01
of thirst. You're just like,
1:19:03
what's this crazy monologue? I love
1:19:05
it, I love it so
1:19:08
much. But they both are like,
1:19:10
so we don't remember any of this, these
1:19:12
are all implanted memories, we are clones. Yeah.
1:19:15
And so Jamie Foxx is like, you know what, if
1:19:17
we're going to buy into the insanity, let up him
1:19:19
freshen up, we're about to go like, hit some shit.
1:19:22
So they go looking for Yo-Yo, because
1:19:24
they're like, they got her now, we
1:19:26
haven't seen her, pretty sure they nabbed her. So
1:19:29
they hear from Biddy who took her,
1:19:31
and they're like, all right, now we
1:19:34
got to figure out our plan. And
1:19:36
their plan is fucking brilliant. I
1:19:38
know, I love it. Brilliant, because what we
1:19:40
see is they go and
1:19:42
tell Isaac as if they're going to get him
1:19:44
as backup. And instead, he
1:19:46
shoots Fontaine, and you're like, oh
1:19:49
what? They dump Fontaine's body on the side
1:19:51
of the road. The Escalade picks him up,
1:19:53
they put a new clone out. That
1:19:56
clone shows up at Jamie Foxx's place,
1:19:58
Jamie Foxx ties him. up and
1:20:02
back down underground, actual
1:20:05
Fontaine with a bullet wound in the
1:20:07
shoulder wakes up. I
1:20:11
love that the morgue workers are like, yeah, boiled chicken
1:20:13
with nothing on it. No salt, no pepper. I've got
1:20:15
a crock pot. I'll give it a try. And
1:20:18
I like, the guy responds when he convinces
1:20:20
his buddy to boil his chicken and he's
1:20:22
like, yeah, I'll try it when I get
1:20:24
home with my new crock pot. He goes,
1:20:27
hell yeah, brother. And I thought that shit
1:20:29
was so funny. It
1:20:32
really brings out the natural flavors of the chicken.
1:20:35
Yeah. It does not. It
1:20:37
doesn't. It really does not. No. If
1:20:40
you want everything you eat to taste like hot
1:20:42
water, boil it. Yeah. No.
1:20:45
Anyway, he wakes up in the body bag
1:20:47
and now we cut back. We get like
1:20:49
a flashback of what the plan was. And
1:20:52
I do love that the way that they
1:20:54
communicate this plan is that they both pretend
1:20:57
to be having encounters with
1:20:59
sex workers and then passing
1:21:01
the information sex worker to
1:21:04
sex worker. Yeah. And
1:21:06
that was very, very funny for me. But they
1:21:08
are like only doing the quote sex worker
1:21:10
part of it for like cameras
1:21:12
that would be far away in the distance.
1:21:14
Yes. Right. So
1:21:16
it looks like one of them is giving one of them
1:21:18
a blow job or whatever, but like you can see that
1:21:21
like there's nothing really happening. He's whispering nearest cross
1:21:23
like, yeah, he says 10 racks. All you
1:21:25
got to do is shoot him. Yeah. She's
1:21:27
doing the blow job scene from Carrie. Right. Like
1:21:30
more or less. Or I mean, maybe
1:21:32
it might be an homage to Dolomite that
1:21:34
had a really funny kind of pantomime sex
1:21:37
scene. Oh, I don't know that it was
1:21:39
an actual homage to Carrie, but it made me laugh
1:21:41
because it made me think about that. Right. Right.
1:21:45
But this whole the whole montage was hilarious and great. It
1:21:47
may definitely be a Dolomite one. Sure.
1:21:50
But regardless, we find out that the plan was
1:21:52
that they paid Isaac to shoot him in the
1:21:54
shoulder because they knew that they'd be watching that
1:21:56
they pick him up. And so
1:21:58
if they can distract them. and get
1:22:02
Fontaine inside then they can roll everyone
1:22:04
out. But I do love that
1:22:06
they like make Isaac rehearse it and they're
1:22:08
like yeah, that's it Denzel, you got it. Yeah,
1:22:11
I know he's like wait, are we talking training day
1:22:13
or Bookie Eli? He's like Bookie Eli, I'm like damn,
1:22:15
we gotta do it again. And I wanna say, I
1:22:18
liked Bookie Eli. Stop knocking it, it's a good
1:22:20
movie. Oh, that always is.
1:22:23
It's okay. I like it,
1:22:25
I like it a lot. I mean
1:22:27
is it silly? Yeah, but I like
1:22:29
it. It's always not how I would
1:22:31
describe that, but I love that he's
1:22:33
spoiler alert blind, come on. Like that's
1:22:35
insane. Maybe have I not seen that
1:22:37
one? That's the one where the book is the Bible
1:22:39
basically, right? No, it absolutely is the Bible.
1:22:43
He takes it to Alcatraz and
1:22:45
it's revealed at the end that it's a
1:22:47
braille Bible and he's blind. And then Mila
1:22:49
Kunis goes back into the world to kick
1:22:52
ass and we never got a sequel that
1:22:54
I wanted. I wanted Mila Kunis going to
1:22:56
kick ass in that world.
1:22:58
Was she an inmate at Alcatraz?
1:23:01
No, she joins him on the journey.
1:23:03
We can't talk about Bookie Eli. Okay,
1:23:05
okay, okay. We cannot watch Bookie Eli.
1:23:07
Okay, all right, I have other things
1:23:10
to watch first. Watch Mad
1:23:12
Max. I love Mad Max,
1:23:14
I've seen Mad Max many times. People love Mad
1:23:16
Max, yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, a highly stylish
1:23:18
movie. Book of Eli's also highly stylish. I know,
1:23:20
I think I did it. I like
1:23:22
whatever. It is enough good. It's not the best movie, but
1:23:24
it's a good way to kill an hour 45. So
1:23:29
while Fontaine is down there investigating,
1:23:33
trying to find Yo-Yo, Jamie Foxx,
1:23:36
I keep wanting to say Jamie Lee Foxx, but
1:23:38
it's not. It's just Jamie Foxx, not Jamie Lee
1:23:41
Curtis, it's Jamie Foxx. He
1:23:43
rounds up basically the entire, like
1:23:45
all the gangs, all the pimps, all
1:23:48
of the concerned citizens with guns. He unifies
1:23:51
the Glen, which we don't see at all of. We
1:23:54
just see it cut to him from like John Boyega waking up and
1:23:56
all that stuff. To him like
1:23:58
leading a parade. A
1:24:00
parade of Cadillacs! Yeah. Towards, I think
1:24:02
the church is the one they get
1:24:04
in through, right? No, they get
1:24:06
in through the bodega. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a
1:24:09
convenience store. And he just walks up and he's
1:24:11
like, Hey man, why don't you tell me
1:24:13
where that freaky laboratory is and I'll be out of your hair.
1:24:16
And the guy's like behind the freezer. Which was extra,
1:24:18
I don't know if any of you have been to
1:24:21
Omega Mart, the Meow Wolf in Las Vegas. No.
1:24:25
But it is a, so it's
1:24:27
kind of like a weird trippy grocery
1:24:29
store with like
1:24:31
pseudo-anarchist vibes that you then walk
1:24:34
through like an alternate dimension through the
1:24:36
freezer. Anyway, super fun. Yeah. But
1:24:39
they all descend on the laboratory
1:24:42
below. And what happens at this
1:24:44
point is basically a more fun
1:24:46
version of the end
1:24:48
of Cabin in the Woods. Yes, yes, yes.
1:24:50
Where just all hell breaks loose while they
1:24:52
start waiting. All
1:24:55
the clones, some of them
1:24:57
get shot because Kiefer Sutherland
1:24:59
kind of corners Yo-Yo and
1:25:01
Jamie Foxx and is going to
1:25:03
shoot them but they only have six
1:25:05
shooters so they have run out of bullets. Now,
1:25:08
on the flip side, Fontaine has made his
1:25:10
way deep into the lab where
1:25:13
he finds, first he fights Chester. Yeah.
1:25:16
Which is awesome because it's like a John Boyega
1:25:18
on John Boyega fight. It's fucking lit. It
1:25:20
is very cool. Yeah. So he
1:25:22
has a gun, Fontaine John Boyega has
1:25:24
a gun. Right. And Chester
1:25:26
John Boyega is just like standing in the
1:25:28
hallway and all these scientists are running around.
1:25:30
And John Boyega Fontaine shoots him but he
1:25:32
grabs just like a scientist so Chester like
1:25:34
holds a... He has a human shield. And
1:25:38
then as John Boyega Fontaine empties the clip, he
1:25:40
then drops the scientist and then they have this
1:25:42
great fist fight. I just thought that was such
1:25:44
a fun way to get rid of, well, doesn't
1:25:46
one of them have a gun? That would be such
1:25:48
a short fight. Right. You know,
1:25:50
I love that. Right. So they
1:25:52
have like a fist fight. He and Chester
1:25:54
wins and drags John Boyega into
1:25:56
a lab instead of killing him because he
1:25:59
does get the gun. gun and instead of
1:26:01
shooting him, he drags him into the lab
1:26:03
where he meets OG Fontaine
1:26:05
who is the geneticist working
1:26:08
on the project. And this is very
1:26:10
much a conversation of old timey
1:26:13
Fontaine is like, I've
1:26:15
seen what black people have been through.
1:26:18
It hurt my brother. It killed my brother.
1:26:21
And wouldn't it just be easier if we
1:26:23
were white instead of asserting
1:26:25
that black people should be treated
1:26:28
well as is because they
1:26:30
are people and therefore deserve to be
1:26:32
treated well. Right. And
1:26:34
it's this fight of like, well, I'm just going to give up and
1:26:36
be white. And young John
1:26:38
Boyega being like, no, I'm not.
1:26:41
And I'm willing to sacrifice you for
1:26:43
that, basically. Yeah. Yeah. It
1:26:46
was powerful when he said a simulation rather than an annihilation, which
1:26:48
I was like, oh, yes. Oh, but
1:26:51
this is also where we learned that
1:26:53
the ultimate plan was to essentially turn
1:26:55
black people white, which is why all
1:26:57
the white guys have afros because the
1:26:59
hair is the toughest part is
1:27:01
what he says in this scene, which is
1:27:04
also why they developed the perm glow stuff.
1:27:06
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh,
1:27:09
also Yo-Yo, they tried to put perm glow on Yo-Yo,
1:27:11
but she was wearing a wig because she's smart as
1:27:13
hell. And then she escaped. I thought
1:27:15
that was so funny though, when she like
1:27:17
pulls that the wig off and she has
1:27:19
her clone. And this is the
1:27:22
whole time Kiefer Sutherland is being like, I don't know why you're
1:27:24
with this guy. He's a fucking
1:27:26
idiot, but he just brilliantly double crosses
1:27:28
him and uses a clone to then
1:27:30
shoot him. Great. Pretty
1:27:32
great. Loved it. Anyway,
1:27:34
Fontaine uses the code words to get
1:27:36
Chester to shoot old timey Fontaine. Then
1:27:39
everyone escapes, including the clones.
1:27:41
So then we cut to
1:27:43
like news footage of
1:27:46
a bunch of nude clones
1:27:48
just kind of wandering around
1:27:50
outside very confused clothes. Like, just like
1:27:52
what is happening? Well, I would assume most
1:27:54
of them didn't get their memories implanted. So
1:27:56
it's just like, I don't think I can
1:27:58
do it. Yeah, that's what I
1:28:01
assume so too. So they may have like
1:28:03
some like base like language programming that kind
1:28:05
of stuff, but not specific memories. Right. So
1:28:07
everything is new outside of maybe like language because I
1:28:09
think we see a few of them talk. We
1:28:12
know we don't see any of them talk. They try to ask them
1:28:14
questions and they don't talk. It might just
1:28:16
be blank slate. Yeah,
1:28:18
that's even sillier. Yeah. Who
1:28:21
knows? But I do love because like, you
1:28:23
know, us cuts off at the end before we
1:28:25
really get a sense of like what the world
1:28:27
would be like after that happened. And
1:28:30
we never quite see the aftermath of like
1:28:32
a don't worry darling or anything like that.
1:28:35
This one, they're just like, what would the news
1:28:37
be like if this happened
1:28:40
just on the street ass street? And
1:28:43
they're just like, yeah, a bunch of naked people. I
1:28:45
don't know. But we
1:28:47
see Yo-Yo and Jamie Foxx meet
1:28:50
up with John Boyega. And
1:28:53
I do love because they are like, okay, we're
1:28:55
all safe. What are we going to do next?
1:28:57
We cut to a news
1:28:59
report where they're interviewing Biddy. And
1:29:02
this is my favorite one of the
1:29:04
entire thing because Biddy got down there
1:29:06
and got files. Yeah. And
1:29:08
she's just like, we go deep throat that
1:29:11
shit. Shut up. I mean it in the
1:29:13
water. We got that. They're cloning people. And
1:29:15
you're just like, yes, Biddy. But
1:29:18
she opens it. She shows it on the
1:29:20
news, right? It's like right there. Yes. And
1:29:23
it's like, I think it's, I think it's John Boyega's file.
1:29:26
They clone people. We got the files. It's
1:29:29
amazing. But
1:29:31
essentially the three of our three main characters,
1:29:34
Jamie Foxx, Tonya, and a parish and
1:29:36
John Boyega are like, we're going to
1:29:38
go to Memphis next because I bet
1:29:40
there's other places where this is happening.
1:29:43
And Yo-Yo always wanted to go to Memphis. So
1:29:45
let's see what's good in Memphis.
1:29:48
And the movie seemingly ends.
1:29:50
Yeah. Yeah. that
1:30:00
they have Big Boy in the morning playing
1:30:02
the new mind control song. Big Boy is
1:30:04
a famous DJ here, has been for like
1:30:07
30 years and he goes talk
1:30:09
to his mom but instead of the fish
1:30:11
cookout it's a voodoo market which has a
1:30:13
lot of fun. But he does
1:30:15
his own version of Fontaine's Day while
1:30:18
we hear the song and one of the song,
1:30:20
the lyrics of the songs is you are enslaved
1:30:22
to do what I say and it's this like
1:30:25
heavy song. But
1:30:27
he's sitting on the couch and
1:30:29
he sees the news and it's just a
1:30:32
bunch of naked people clones and I think
1:30:34
this is Memphis in the news or
1:30:37
somewhere else. It's not where we just
1:30:39
came from, it's a separate one. It
1:30:41
wasn't the Glen? It was not the
1:30:43
Glen, it's somewhere else. Okay. And he
1:30:46
sees himself on TV and I love
1:30:48
that his boy on the couch next
1:30:50
to him who are also by the
1:30:52
way clones of the friends that Fontaine
1:30:54
had in the Glen. He turns to
1:30:57
him and just goes ain't that you
1:30:59
Tyrone? Cut. End of movie. And
1:31:02
that's the movie. So I think see
1:31:04
the movie and they talked about the movie, what
1:31:06
did you guys think about they cloned Tyrone? I
1:31:09
loved it. Big fan. It was really good. I
1:31:11
thought it was really good. It's very
1:31:13
funny. Comedically timing is
1:31:15
perfect, pacing is perfect. But
1:31:18
also story is great, themes
1:31:20
hold up. Yes. Great sci-fi
1:31:22
and beautifully shot. Yeah. This
1:31:24
is shot so well. It's
1:31:27
amazing. It's shot like winning time
1:31:29
on HBO, which is like a very
1:31:31
70s vibe. Like it's awesome. Yeah. It's
1:31:33
very stylized and I like it. I'm
1:31:35
into it. I really liked it. I
1:31:37
like, I love science fiction stuff like
1:31:39
that. Yeah. Yeah. It is
1:31:41
very cool. I can definitely understand why
1:31:43
people don't think it's horror because there
1:31:45
aren't a lot of like horror tropes.
1:31:48
I will say as this is a
1:31:50
horror podcast, I was kind of disappointed
1:31:52
that there weren't more horror elements, but
1:31:55
I love sneaking a good science fiction film
1:31:57
on here. So yeah. Same. Same. Because
1:32:00
I love science fiction. I definitely
1:32:02
understand why you would say this is
1:32:04
horror. Like, I would say it definitely
1:32:06
falls into like the Jordan Peele sort
1:32:09
of vibe of horror, if
1:32:11
that makes sense. Yes. Which
1:32:13
is, I think, very great commentary
1:32:15
baked into very good storytelling. Yes.
1:32:18
That's always my thing is like, if you can
1:32:20
have a good story and you can have good
1:32:23
commentary, you should. Why not? That's
1:32:25
free. Yeah, and I think that that's one
1:32:27
thing that Jordan Peele does especially well and I think this movie
1:32:29
does especially well too. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway,
1:32:32
but Paige, do you have any fun facts for us? I do. Well,
1:32:35
here it is with your fun facts. Fun facts.
1:32:38
So this film was actually chosen as part of
1:32:40
the 2019 Blacklist. We
1:32:43
have covered Blacklist movies more on Romancing the
1:32:46
Pod than we have here. And
1:32:48
I will say a lot of our worst Romancing
1:32:50
the Pod movies are all the 2007-2009 Blacklist. The
1:32:55
writer's strike Blacklist years. The last writer's
1:32:57
strike. Yeah, the previous one. That is
1:32:59
now the previous one. You're right. Sorry.
1:33:02
Yeah. The previous writer's strike. But this
1:33:05
is 2019. So this is quite a bit after
1:33:07
that. And it
1:33:09
was included along with, or I guess it
1:33:11
was the year or two after Jojo Rabbit
1:33:13
was on the Blacklist. But
1:33:15
other films that have been on the Blacklist are Juno.
1:33:18
Juno was only on for one year before it got
1:33:20
made. And then Argo as
1:33:22
well has been on in that time.
1:33:25
Now multiple times in the movie
1:33:27
you will see dark spots or
1:33:30
what look like damaged film pieces
1:33:32
from projection. It is not shot
1:33:34
on film. Those were added
1:33:36
digitally to make it look like
1:33:38
it's on film. But they actually added the
1:33:40
dark spots that would have let the projectionists
1:33:42
know to change the reel. So
1:33:44
like they went that far into
1:33:47
adjusting it. Now it
1:33:49
is okay. I did a little
1:33:51
Googling and didn't get a chance to read it while we
1:33:53
were talking. It is Anaconda Maltlicker.
1:33:55
Is it? Okay. Awesome.
1:33:58
Yeah. liquor. You
1:34:01
can't really see the label too
1:34:03
close, but it is anaconda malt liquor. They
1:34:05
actually asked Michael Jai White for permission because
1:34:08
he also wrote black dynamite in addition to
1:34:10
starring in it and he
1:34:12
gave his permission as an homage
1:34:15
to black dynamite. Oh that's super
1:34:17
cool. Great, I love that. Yeah that is
1:34:19
very cool. We've been calling it a Cadillac
1:34:21
the entire time,
1:34:23
however it was in fact a
1:34:25
Dunbarton Green 1976 Pontiac Grand Prix, but
1:34:29
that style of car I would
1:34:31
say. Yeah. Now the director has
1:34:33
made some comments about what kind
1:34:36
of inspired this film and one of
1:34:38
those things was that his friend ended up in
1:34:40
prison for something that happened to him that was
1:34:42
kind of outside his control, which happens a lot
1:34:44
more than you would think. Yeah. And but it
1:34:47
kind of took him out of
1:34:49
the community for a long time and
1:34:51
so he ended up having kind of a deep depression
1:34:53
because he had trouble connecting with people because he'd basically
1:34:56
just been like gone
1:34:58
for years. So his whole life was
1:35:01
upended even though he ends up
1:35:03
back in society. It's almost like
1:35:05
he's a reintroduced clone of himself.
1:35:07
Yeah. So yeah I think that's
1:35:09
a really interesting way to
1:35:11
reflect that in this
1:35:13
movie, but yeah Jamie Foxx and
1:35:15
David Allen Greer were previously on
1:35:17
in Living Color together, so it
1:35:20
was kind of fun to see them reprise
1:35:22
that partnership. Yeah. Now we
1:35:24
suspected or theorized while we
1:35:26
were talking about this that
1:35:28
Tiana Parrish, Paris, Tiana
1:35:30
Paris and Jamie Foxx
1:35:32
improvised their dialogue in some scenes.
1:35:35
They seem to man, they're both so fun.
1:35:37
They absolutely did. That makes
1:35:40
sense. To their credit,
1:35:42
chef's kits, top-notch, so
1:35:44
funny, so good. That is
1:35:47
like harder to do than to write I
1:35:49
think dialogue and then perform it as an
1:35:51
actor. They are playing characters that
1:35:53
they themselves didn't come up with and
1:35:55
ad-libbing it like true things in the
1:35:57
moment in that scene. That is so
1:35:59
impressive. to me but not at all surprising
1:36:01
because they're both amazing. So in
1:36:04
the scene in the chicken restaurant you
1:36:06
might have noticed that John Boyega is
1:36:08
eating his chicken a lot faster than
1:36:11
Tiana and Jamie that's
1:36:14
because they had cold chicken
1:36:16
he had hot chicken. Okay
1:36:18
so this is the thing so most of the time when you
1:36:20
see people eating fried chicken on screen it is cold. Of
1:36:22
course because they've been sitting there for three hours.
1:36:24
I am a huge proponent of cold fried
1:36:30
chicken is also delicious. It's one of those
1:36:32
foods that is as good cold as it
1:36:34
is hot like pizza and
1:36:37
John Boyega apparently in between
1:36:39
takes got hot chicken not
1:36:41
hot spicy but like warmed
1:36:43
up chicken. Like they put it in
1:36:45
the microwave or something yeah yeah. Right and one
1:36:47
of the things with cold chicken is it is
1:36:49
a little more dense it doesn't like pull
1:36:52
apart or fall apart the way hot
1:36:54
chicken does. So that's why they're struggling
1:36:56
to eat their chicken and he's just
1:36:58
like pulling his apart like it's nothing.
1:37:00
Now before the promo for this film
1:37:05
was supposed to happen Jamie Foxx became seriously ill I
1:37:07
don't know if you know he had he
1:37:10
was hospitalized for weeks. He was and
1:37:12
he did recover but he wasn't well
1:37:14
enough to join the press tour in
1:37:16
the summer but also the press
1:37:18
tour for this started right as the
1:37:21
writer strike and actor strike basically prevented
1:37:23
a lot of promo from happening. Yeah
1:37:25
so this movie did not get
1:37:27
the promo tour that it would have had
1:37:30
outside a strike season. So there
1:37:33
you go yeah now when they originally started
1:37:35
putting this film into production right after
1:37:37
it was on the blacklist in 2019
1:37:39
Brian Tyree Henry was originally in talks
1:37:41
to play Fontaine. However he
1:37:43
was unable to do it due to
1:37:45
scheduling conflicts. Now I will say I
1:37:47
think Brian Tyree Henry would have also
1:37:49
been amazing yeah but I think John
1:37:51
Abuega crushed it and was super great
1:37:53
in this movie. Now in the most
1:37:55
difficult scene to film according to the
1:37:57
director Yule Taylor I think it's Yule.
1:38:00
Anyway, so he says that
1:38:02
the most difficult scene to film was the strip club
1:38:05
Because originally the scene was set in a regular
1:38:07
club that called for hundreds of extras so
1:38:09
the scene could feel claustrophobic
1:38:12
for them trying to get out So
1:38:14
basically even more air quotes zombies if you want
1:38:17
to think of it that way Yeah But due
1:38:19
to Covid 19 restrictions the scene
1:38:21
had to be changed to a strip club
1:38:23
so they could use extra space between people
1:38:25
and reduce the amount of extras To
1:38:28
only 65 people and the
1:38:30
extras had to change clothes multiple times
1:38:32
They could pass as different club goers
1:38:34
in different shots So Kiefer
1:38:37
Sutherland's character's name is Nixon. Yeah, so
1:38:39
a reference to black dynamite But
1:38:42
yo-yo refers to him as Kevin
1:38:44
Bacon As
1:38:46
a means of just generic white guy him which
1:38:48
I think is very funny And that's also
1:38:50
to call back to the original joke from hollow
1:38:52
man, right where they're talking about it at the
1:38:55
beginning But yeah, I know it's yeah. Yeah. Yeah
1:38:58
So Jamie Foxx at one point says it's an
1:39:00
elevator in a goddamn trap house. Doesn't that make
1:39:02
your spidey senses tingle coincidentally? Jamie
1:39:05
Foxx also co-starred as the main villain
1:39:08
Max Dylan slash electro in the amazing spider-man
1:39:10
2 that came out in 2014. So that's
1:39:12
kind of fun Yeah, a little bit
1:39:14
of an Easter egg there One
1:39:16
of the films promotional film posters was
1:39:19
inspired by the Goonies poster in
1:39:21
both film posters main characters are shown to be
1:39:23
hanging On to dear life to something
1:39:25
in the upper right hand corner Furthermore
1:39:28
in both films due to strange occurrences
1:39:30
and opportunities main the groups of
1:39:32
main characters go exploring at times underground
1:39:36
well, there you go and Well,
1:39:38
thank you for those fun facts page. Let's
1:39:40
talk a little bit about box office I'm gonna
1:39:42
say a little bit I truly mean a little
1:39:44
bit because this movie didn't get like a traditional
1:39:46
theatrical run and I do have an estimated budget
1:39:48
Although I found a few different numbers are conflicting
1:39:50
numbers online But do you want to take a
1:39:52
guess as to what it cost to make this
1:39:54
movie? And again, this is last year So it's
1:39:56
current money. Let's say 10. Okay
1:39:58
million gonna say more I'm
1:40:00
gonna say 22 million
1:40:03
okay so the figures I've seen and I've
1:40:05
seen three figures one was 40 million one
1:40:07
was 45 million and one was 47 million
1:40:10
so I think it was in that
1:40:12
realm somewhere but you do have
1:40:14
pretty big names it does look good
1:40:16
it's on the screen stylized yeah I
1:40:18
do think you see that 40 some
1:40:20
million dollar budget on the screen yes
1:40:22
now I don't have really anything else
1:40:24
because Netflix is not really forthcoming with
1:40:27
like viewership stuff like that obviously this
1:40:29
movie it was very pervasive in pop
1:40:31
culture for a while so I assume
1:40:33
a lot of people saw it when
1:40:35
it premiered on Netflix but I don't
1:40:37
have any figures on it if you
1:40:39
haven't you should you absolutely see
1:40:41
it yes yes but that is
1:40:43
your box office because that's all I really have on
1:40:45
it Mike if you want to hit him with that
1:40:47
scary scale yeah scary still is in a skill one
1:40:50
to ten about scary found the film today our
1:40:52
one example is Ghostbusters are ten examples
1:40:54
Texas Chainsaw Massacre page that's the
1:40:56
one it's not very scary but I do
1:40:59
love the sci-fi of it and just really
1:41:01
enjoyed it in general same
1:41:03
it's a one for me same for me
1:41:05
and that's our scary scale well this week
1:41:07
you all made us watch they
1:41:09
clones Tyrone next week is listener
1:41:12
request and in their infinite wisdom
1:41:14
the listeners whittled down
1:41:16
the possible choices for our
1:41:18
listener request this month to the
1:41:21
first purge a revisiting of
1:41:23
us with page this time blade
1:41:26
trinity and bones featuring none
1:41:28
other than Snoop Dogg now
1:41:30
the winner was without a
1:41:33
doubt us so we
1:41:35
are gonna revisit us literally it got
1:41:37
47% of the vote
1:41:39
like no one was gonna get close to touching
1:41:41
those numbers so your homework for next week is
1:41:44
to revisit us and then enjoy us revisiting
1:41:47
us this time with page
1:41:50
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1:41:52
Mikey do you have a review for
1:41:54
us to read yeah well while you're
1:41:56
looking one up let me read one of our
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Spotify comments off our most recent The
1:42:02
Descent episode and this one
1:42:04
from Bryce and they say
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honestly no notes so
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Bryce thank you so much for that awesome
1:42:15
Spotify comment Mikey whose review are you gonna
1:42:17
read this week I'm gonna read Ali Cat
1:42:19
0 6 2 8 9 3 well
1:42:21
what is Ali Cat 0
1:42:26
6 2 8 9 3 have to say they say new fan oh
1:42:29
well welcome I first discovered this
1:42:32
podcast earlier this month and I have
1:42:34
binged about an episode of day a
1:42:36
month later oh wow nice hilarious and
1:42:38
very entertaining personalities if you're a true
1:42:40
horror fan you must give a listen
1:42:42
the hosts have a great plot-by-plot points
1:42:44
of film and overall
1:42:47
such a great vibe five stars well Ali
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another episode of the Patreonical. Okay.
1:45:52
Something happened. Okay. Yeah. They're under attack. Got
1:45:55
it. Nailed it. Cool. We're here.
1:45:57
He remembers. Yeah. There's a wall
1:45:59
around. virtual city that
1:46:02
is being made by Madeline as she turns
1:46:04
her cartwheels and it's like a light wall
1:46:06
she's going around around around around like the
1:46:08
flash kind of right and then men is
1:46:10
turned into giant space they're not giant but
1:46:13
they're like little fighters it's just like Tron
1:46:15
it's like the Tron things yeah I think
1:46:17
it's called drawn because it's intellectually distinguishable from
1:46:19
the Tron universe so we can't get sued
1:46:21
something like that that makes sense I'm down
1:46:23
with that whatever okay yeah Laura
1:46:26
the giant red thing that's definitely not from that
1:46:28
movie that we discussed earlier she's
1:46:30
like they're they're coming to attack you blah blah
1:46:33
blah got to get them and
1:46:35
then before few of the men make
1:46:37
a square and then a video
1:46:40
of Isaac and evil Matthew come that we've
1:46:43
teamed up and you never were supposed to
1:46:45
figure out that you're in a simulation of
1:46:47
a simulation in a simulation and now we
1:46:49
won't can't let you escape the simulation and
1:46:52
we need to subdue you
1:46:54
to put you into another simulation in the
1:46:56
simulation right and then they're like that's about
1:46:58
it and then they ended their monologue so
1:47:01
Kate and that's how Kate who
1:47:03
does not have her psychic powers
1:47:06
shoots a regular gun at one of them and
1:47:08
it just bounces off and she cries Oh wow
1:47:11
the crime move yes Aaron
1:47:13
with her her light her like bow and
1:47:16
arrow made of light kills one of them
1:47:18
nice Ali who is new
1:47:20
newly human jumps up and
1:47:22
down and it is like runs and
1:47:24
goes and gets Jeremy and oh she
1:47:27
runs for the first time Mikey all
1:47:29
right these are her first steps yeah
1:47:31
important episode it's a big day for
1:47:33
Ali he gets here with
1:47:35
her laser vision and mr. rage bomb who's
1:47:38
creating little bombs and throwing over to get
1:47:40
them to attack so they start shooting them
1:47:42
down River Moon goes
1:47:46
back to tape and like drips on
1:47:48
some essential oils and it's just like
1:47:50
be happy here's like a balsam kind
1:47:52
of flavor here a balsam balsam is
1:47:54
like a it's like a it's like
1:47:56
a tree smelling okay oh okay I
1:47:58
know what cologne's you like Now
1:48:00
no those are those are scented candle
1:48:02
and essential oil. Okay, and this part
1:48:05
here. Yeah, okay Libby
1:48:08
has her lightsaber and some men's are dropping down and
1:48:10
she's cutting them open and it's
1:48:12
really cool I'd get into it more, but we don't have
1:48:14
time sex caliber grabs a
1:48:16
man with his power glove and turns it
1:48:19
good and then sends it to get back into
1:48:21
a gym and Sends it up and it jumps
1:48:23
up and flies and hijacks one of the jets
1:48:25
and starts flying and attacking other ones Okay, Dixenavie
1:48:28
with her laser gun shooting down other ones And
1:48:31
then Edward is smashing men's as they
1:48:33
land with his computerized giant hammer. I
1:48:36
forgot about the giant hammer I love it.
1:48:38
Yeah, Wes the giant jet ski Is
1:48:42
being written by Bo EZ who flies up and
1:48:44
shoots down most of them and then they get
1:48:46
back on the screen They
1:48:48
more of them come and make
1:48:50
a screen and then evil Matthew
1:48:52
and Isaac both hold up What
1:48:56
is his name? Sunzi who is a small
1:48:58
child, but they have kidnapped now They're
1:49:01
like we'll kill the kid if you guys
1:49:03
don't stop resisting And then
1:49:05
Natasha and Karumba yell up to the sky
1:49:07
They're like we don't even know that kid
1:49:09
or and or like him and
1:49:12
so the fight continues And that's the end
1:49:14
of the episode Well, I guess we'll have
1:49:16
to wait till next week to find out
1:49:18
the result of this fight Mikey is setting
1:49:20
up when we revisit the world of Patrioticals
1:49:27
That's gonna be it for us you guys on page I'm Mikey
1:49:29
and I'm your horror virgin Todd keep
1:49:31
it oogie spooky Yeah, have a great
1:49:33
week Mikey if they
1:49:36
clones you would you at all want
1:49:38
to like fool around with yourself?
1:49:40
No I don't even like looking at myself in the
1:49:42
mirror same I don't think I would do that either
1:49:44
I don't like listen to myself on a podcast me
1:49:46
and I look at myself in the mirror Paige
1:49:49
would you now not into chicks yeah,
1:49:51
but if they want to clone me a
1:49:53
Henry Cavill or something let's talk It
1:49:58
would be like masturbating it would be like Is
1:50:00
it cheating if you have sex with your
1:50:03
clone? That's a question I should
1:50:05
have asked earlier than right now.
1:50:08
Yeah Well, no.
1:50:10
Yes. Because if
1:50:12
you have a genetic twin, it'd be like the
1:50:14
same thing. But that also incest.
1:50:17
That's it. Yeah, it's all bad. It's all bad.
1:50:19
I'm willing to draw a line here. Yeah I
1:50:22
mean we all said we wouldn't have sex with ourselves. So the
1:50:24
you know, it's done there. That's fine for me.
1:50:26
I thought if I met if it's
1:50:28
cheating. It's cheating. Don't fuck your
1:50:30
clone nerd.
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