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The Joe Rogan Experience. Train

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by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.

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All day. Yeah,

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we're back. We're

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back kids. Let's fucking go.

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Let's go. Happy holidays. Happy

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holidays. Happy holidays. Merry Christmas.

0:23

Merry Christmas. Nobody cares about Kwanzaa

0:25

anymore. Kwanzaa's out. Not its run.

0:28

Take that Jude off. Is that out?

0:31

No one talking about it? No one

0:33

cares. It's not canceled. It's just irrelevant.

0:37

Well, yeah. What about this menorah? I

0:39

think we're on day five of this weird,

0:42

wacky Eve holiday. Yeah. Do we have enough

0:44

candles missing? Yeah, we have the right amount.

0:47

There you go. Damn. Adolf.

0:51

Are we going to get in trouble with the president of Harvard

0:53

for lighting this? Just

0:58

say genocide is bad. I can't do

1:00

it. I can't. It's so good sometimes.

1:02

See, she got busted for plagiarizing today.

1:04

No. Who did? The president of Harvard.

1:06

For saying genocide is right? Mine

1:09

comes. Hitler said that.

1:11

She plagiarized her dissertation. Oh,

1:14

really? Shit. Harvard's got

1:16

some great talent out there.

1:18

Yikes. Well, she's gone now, right?

1:20

I think they've fired her. I don't think so.

1:22

I think some of them are gone and some

1:24

of them aren't. What's the latest on those three

1:26

ladies? We should play that video

1:28

because the video is fucking insane. It's wild. The

1:30

congressman is like, what, what? Yeah.

1:33

It's insane. You got to get those three. It's a

1:36

congresswoman, right? Get them on here. Get them on. Yeah.

1:39

You can conduct genocide or you can't conduct. You

1:41

got to get them in there like, what's your

1:43

favorite genocide? Rank your

1:46

top six genocides. Spanish Inquisition. Spanish

1:49

Inquisition was a good one. Does that count? Is that

1:51

a gen? Gen Z? Yeah,

1:53

I'm going to send this to you, Jamie.

1:56

I guess it does. Yeah. Yeah,

1:58

cheers. Bottoms up. got the eggnog i

2:02

haven't i haven't seen that video yet of those ladies here

2:04

at the gentleman i haven't seen it the

2:07

video is going to drive me nuts it's pretty

2:09

wild i'm telling you this is

2:11

a hamasas poking a hole in everything it's all good

2:13

except for the dead people okay but if you want

2:15

to get if you want to get really crazy about

2:18

this while i'm wearing this fucking mask i'll kill a

2:20

hot start glasses of course do you do

2:22

you ever want to go and kill a girl? how

2:25

much time do you guys ever wonder about whether

2:27

or not there's foreign influence in the way things

2:30

are like discussed on college campuses?

2:33

much less than you. what are your foreign influences?

2:35

i think i think there's

2:37

been an ideological capture

2:39

of colleges and urie besmanoff

2:41

the former KGB guy

2:44

from the Soviet Union when

2:46

he defected he talked about this like openly that

2:48

the Soviet Union has been trying to do this

2:50

forever they've been trying

2:52

to demoralize America by infecting

2:55

their educational institutions and

2:57

it's a multi-generational approach you

2:59

infect the kids with Marxism

3:01

and Leninism in the universities

3:04

and then you indoctrinate them to these

3:06

ideas and then they go off and

3:08

slowly start to seep into the workplace

3:11

and over the course of several generations

3:14

you completely diminish their confidence

3:16

in democracy and what they

3:18

think about America you

3:20

destroy all of the confidence that they have

3:22

in America and that's exactly what's going on.

3:25

it could be. when they're saying Osama bin Laden was correct.

3:27

i wish he would have done all that with the asian math guy. damn

3:30

it. the math is too hard to

3:32

form sentences. while you were saying the only thing i

3:34

was thinking of... oh the

3:36

weather outside. that's all

3:38

i was thinking. that's

3:41

a great song. let's play the

3:43

video jamie. this

3:45

is video to me. it seems like

3:47

this is like a great example of the

3:50

madness. pull it up jamo. of

3:52

our current era. this

3:54

is the madness encapsulated because it's

3:56

literally like the heads of some

3:58

of the most prestigious educational institutions.

4:00

These are the people that are teaching young

4:03

people. These are the people that you take

4:05

the brightest young minds that get to go

4:07

to Harvard. The fucking watch. The

4:09

brightest young minds that get to go to

4:11

Harvard. That's the school. It's the

4:14

fucking school. It's the intellectual peak in

4:16

terms of the way we view really

4:18

the world. Listen to what

4:20

you say. Put the headphones on

4:23

boys. Fuck. We can

4:25

always put the ears. If the

4:28

speech turns

4:35

into conduct it can be harassment. Why is

4:37

she smiling? I am asking specifically

4:40

calling for the genocide of Jews. Does

4:42

that constitute bullying harassment?

4:47

This is the easiest question to answer

4:49

yes, Ms. McGill. Is she a Jew? I

5:10

don't know. It seems like a good Catholic. Why is she smiling?

5:12

Weird. She's

5:22

getting worked up. That's the

5:24

best. You must love this as a Jewish man. Look

5:31

at this. For the world to see your

5:33

answer, does calling for the

5:35

genocide of Jews violate Penn's

5:38

code of conduct when it comes to bullying

5:40

and harassment? Yes or no? An

5:44

easy answer. It can be

5:46

harassment. She's smiling. The answer is yes.

5:49

And after a day at Harvard.

5:53

Is this in South Park? This is

5:57

in South Park. Jesus Christ. Oh wow. Listen

6:00

to this. What's

6:02

the context? Targeted as an

6:04

individual? Targeted as an individual? It's

6:07

targeted at Jewish students, Jewish

6:09

individuals. Do you understand

6:11

your testimony is dehumanizing them? Do

6:14

you understand that dehumanization is

6:16

part of antisemitism? I

6:20

will ask you one more time. Does

6:22

calling for the genocide of Jews violate

6:25

Harvard's rules of bullying and

6:27

harassment? Yes or no? Antisemitic

6:31

rhetoric. Antisemitic rhetoric.

6:34

Antisemitic rhetoric. When

6:36

it crosses into conduct, it amounts

6:38

to bullying, harassment... Wow! They can't

6:40

do it! It's

6:43

just ladies versus ladies arguments. No one's

6:45

going anywhere. They're locked in. I've

6:48

had a tough morning too. We need to hear Dean

6:50

stand them back up. Pause for

6:52

a second. This is like literally

6:54

one of the most clear things

6:57

if you would imagine in society.

7:00

Just imagine 10 years ago, foreign-en-swoke shit really took

7:02

off. Could you imagine there

7:04

would ever be a time before

7:06

the Palestine thing, but there would ever

7:08

be a time where you

7:10

would be in Congress, you would

7:12

be on television, you

7:14

would be talking to the head

7:17

of a university, not a wacky

7:19

student, not some

7:21

crazy person, it's a

7:23

part of some far-left

7:25

psycho organization, the fucking

7:27

president. And they can't

7:29

say that calling for the genocide

7:31

of Jews, just Jews, period, is

7:34

harassment. It's fucking insane! It

7:38

seems like textbook harassment. It's way

7:41

worse! Calling for genocide seems like a

7:43

good idea. Calling for genocide? Forget about black people. What

7:45

have you said? What? Call for

7:47

the genocide of Cambodians. No, you can't

7:49

do that. Insane. Genocide

7:53

of Filipinos. It's not

7:55

harassment, it's evil, but harassment means this, this

7:57

is more like a case of it. It's

8:00

actionable means murder. You're literally talking about

8:03

murder. So actionable is murder. That means

8:05

if you, yeah, you have to commit

8:07

genocide for it. But I

8:09

mean if you say fuck black people, or I

8:11

think black, then that's okay? Is that what you're saying too? No, not. I

8:14

wish there was a follow-up question. That's why actionable. She's

8:16

saying if it's actionable. I mean what the fuck is

8:18

she saying? It takes a lot for us

8:20

for tards to be like, this is offensive. Yeah. So

8:24

Jamie, someone on Twitter is

8:26

reporting that she's

8:28

also in trouble for plagiarism. Ooh!

8:30

That the lady from Harvard is... there's

8:33

accusations of plagiarism. Fucking Dr.

8:36

Gay. Dr. Gay. This

8:38

is from a guy, Christopher F.

8:40

Rufo. I do not know his

8:42

background. Writer, city journal, senior fellow,

8:44

Manhattanist. Dave Smith. He's been lecturing

8:46

at Hill's Dairy in New York,

8:49

followed by Dave Smith. So maybe he's

8:51

legit. He's legit. He's

8:53

on the ground floor with this shit.

8:56

Yeah, but he's either a complete fake

8:58

account. It says real... scroll back again.

9:00

Real Chris Brunette and

9:02

I have obtained documentation demonstrating

9:04

that Harvard president, Claudine Gay,

9:06

plagiarized multiple sections of her

9:08

Ph.D. thesis violating Harvard's policies

9:10

on academic integrity. It only

9:12

violates its policy that's actionable.

9:16

Yeah. It says she lifted an entire paragraph,

9:18

nearly verbatim, from a paper... again, we don't

9:20

know if this is true. We're just saying

9:22

what this Christopher F. Rufo guy is tweeting,

9:24

and I haven't researched it at all. While

9:26

passing it off as her own paraphrase and... okay.

9:29

So she lifted an entire paragraph...

9:33

go back so I can read that, please. Nearly

9:35

verbatim from a paper, Lawrence Bobo

9:37

and Franklin Gilliams. While

9:40

passing it off as her own paraphrase and

9:42

language, this is a direct violation of Harvard's

9:44

policy when you paraphrase your task to steal

9:46

the source's idea. Show more. Show

9:49

more. Yeah. The source's

9:51

ideas into your own words is not enough to

9:53

change a few words here and there and leave

9:56

the rest. Instead, you must completely restate the ideas

9:58

in the passage in your own words. own

10:00

words. If your own language is

10:02

too close to the original, then you are plagiarizing

10:04

even if you do provide a citation. That's fair.

10:06

Even if you do provide a citation. She does

10:08

provide this citation there at the top. But even

10:11

with a citation. He says, even

10:13

if you do provide a citation. That seems

10:15

crazy. Citation means they wrote this. I'm more

10:17

mad about the Jew hate. Yeah. Yeah, this

10:19

one is super murky. Okay, so let's go

10:21

on to the next one. It says, repeats

10:25

his violation of Harvard's policy throughout the

10:27

document, again using work from Bobo and

10:29

Gilliam as well as Patches for Richard

10:31

Shingles, Susan Howell and Deborah

10:33

Fagan, which she reproduces nearly verbatim

10:35

with Fagan without, that's

10:38

hilarious, without quotation marks.

10:43

Okay, but listen, if

10:45

she's talking about their work though, I'm

10:48

a little murky here. This part's irrelevant to what's

10:50

going on. That's not important. It doesn't matter. Here's

10:52

the thing. It's like, it doesn't, I

10:54

mean, having attribution is important,

10:56

but isn't everybody's work compiled upon the

10:58

work of the people that came before

11:00

them? If you're talking about

11:02

specific things, like I don't know what

11:05

her thesis was on, but if

11:07

you're talking about a very specific area that a lot

11:09

of people have crossed over and you've read a lot

11:11

of their work, even if you put

11:13

it into your own words, it's going to seem like you're

11:16

just repeating. Yeah, but the issue at hand is not whether

11:18

she's plagiarized. This is what her hand is whether to think

11:20

about the truth. We're piling on now. It is because the

11:22

thing is like, why does a person like that get

11:24

to that position? That's

11:26

why it matters. It matters is like, is

11:28

that person a rigorous intellectual? Is that person

11:30

someone who's, you know, is like really

11:33

done the work or they've been kind of fudging it

11:35

a little here and there? I don't know. Some of

11:37

these live in Hollywood. I don't have the answer.

11:39

No gays ever gotten ahead when they don't deserve it.

11:43

Dr. Gay. Imagine

11:45

if that wasn't really your last name, she

11:47

changed that way. Changed it. You

11:50

know, Dr. Omo. A fullman's here. He changed

11:52

it. No, a full will be Goldberg. Yeah, that's right.

11:55

Or Jamie Foxx. Well, now

11:57

she's writing for the Daily Storm. All

12:00

in all, how wild is it that this is

12:03

going on? It's not easy. We were talking about

12:05

it last night that it's a mind virus It

12:08

really is like it has all the symptoms

12:10

of a mind virus But

12:12

it just doesn't have like there's not like a

12:14

bacteria that you can see in a microphone Well,

12:16

it's the hierarchies are coming back to haunt them.

12:18

You know, it's like black woman is better than

12:20

cis man Yeah, you is white dude

12:23

is white so you can shit on him.

12:25

So there's no nuances white is bad brown

12:27

is good Yeah, not just white it's white

12:30

in positions of power It's

12:32

white in positions of power in a

12:34

lot of key industries Like

12:36

if you really like think about

12:39

the financial industry the movie industry

12:41

the the music industry Why

12:43

are they both out there Jordan? It's just they're

12:45

a good at it Yeah

12:49

Yeah, I mean yeah, but

12:51

because of that like that's

12:53

why anti-semitism is a weirdly

12:56

Accepted form of racism.

12:58

Oh, yeah, we're one man. It's a weird

13:00

one It's weird too cuz I grew up with

13:02

you so I kind of get it Individual

13:09

people you guys are successful, but you get

13:11

the hate and you don't get the oppression

13:13

points either Yeah, yeah, no oppression points as

13:15

a person of color. You're only be minority

13:17

owners. Yeah, you're only a minority Yeah,

13:20

you don't even get to be one of the

13:23

whites exactly we make our country clubs people like

13:25

now We didn't like that crazy. Yeah, restrict you

13:27

guys run everything It

13:29

but you're still not successful Currently

13:34

least accessible comedian You

13:38

can also see the perspective of

13:40

people that think about the innocent

13:43

Palestinians no, this is insane

13:45

this bombing is insane Yeah,

13:47

because of this one attack

13:49

now you're allowed to kill

13:52

how many thousands of civilians how many

13:54

people got me It'd been funny if Israel

13:56

just attacked Iraq. Yeah, just went to a

14:00

But we did after 9-11, just like you

14:02

motherfuckers. Yeah, what? I didn't do nothing. The

14:04

27-year-olds weren't alive during 9-11, so they don't

14:06

remember any of this, or they weren't of

14:08

memory age. Yeah, that's important. So they were

14:10

like, oh, they see Osama bin Laden's letters

14:12

like, yep, he should have attacked. They

14:14

have no emotional connection to it. Crazy. But

14:17

that's again, that's TikTok. I swear to God,

14:19

I really do wonder how much of an

14:21

influence. Like I want to think that some

14:23

of it is just organic stupidity, but

14:26

I do know that some of it has to

14:28

be being influenced by other countries. And I

14:30

think it's easy to do. I think

14:32

we're so silly. And when we're young,

14:34

when we're getting taught by these fucking

14:36

people in universities, so you get away

14:39

from your Fox News dad, right? You

14:41

need him. You're Shane Gillis. You need

14:43

him, yeah. And you're Shane Gillis' kid, and you

14:45

get to go to some fucking university and call

14:47

him up and tell him that everything's racist. And

14:50

my professor's smarter than you. You're

14:52

getting indoctrinated to these whole new sets

14:54

of ideas. We do have on Twitter

14:57

and now on threads the same post,

14:59

75 different times. Oh

15:01

yeah. The bots. Duncan

15:03

told me this 10 years ago that he said three

15:06

quarters or half of whatever it was of

15:08

all the anti-Star Wars tweets were Russian bots.

15:11

Just testing to see if he could drive us against

15:13

each other. I wonder when it mattered. Dude,

15:15

19 of the ties. Duncan lies a lot. That sounded like a Duncan

15:17

lie. Oh man, these fucking Star Wars things fake. I don't think so.

15:19

I don't think so. I don't think so.

15:21

And the fucking Star Wars things fake. I don't think there is

15:24

an Obi-Wan. His wife gets it on it. I didn't know that

15:26

dress. She was really funny. She's hilarious. He was in there last

15:28

night. He was complaining about the karaoke. And I was like, what

15:30

do you mean? He's like, this just isn't real karaoke. What do

15:32

you mean? I was like, what do you mean? I

15:35

was like, oh, you're funny too. You fucking? Oh,

15:37

she's funny. Yeah. Even

15:39

karaoke is not real. That's a hilarious comparison. That

15:41

is hilarious. What do you mean? What do you

15:43

mean? What do you mean? It

15:52

is nutty. At the wacky time. And

15:54

both sides will refuse to accept anything on the

15:56

other side. It's not going to end until shit

15:58

like this happens. It has to hit. A

16:00

breaking point. I think we're getting there. That thing about

16:02

the surrounding some Jewish student just trying to go to class.

16:04

You see that video I was taking? You let him move?

16:07

Yeah. It's like, what are you guys doing? Exactly. This is

16:09

at Harvard. Did I send it to you, Jamie? No, I'm

16:11

sorry. I didn't. I sent it to you

16:13

guys. Yeah. Our parks group. But it's just a kid going to

16:15

class. Just kids going to class. And then just like harassing him

16:17

because he looks like a Jew. He is one. I

16:20

used to do that in high school. Fact that this is a half

16:22

man. Get him. He's probably

16:24

going to class with some shit. Okay, there's that motherfucker.

16:27

What are you going to? Study? He'd say, is this about

16:29

Palestine? I go, where? What? Never heard of it.

16:31

What the fuck is that? He's just going to try to be

16:33

a doctor. Shut it up. You bitch. All

16:36

right. I sent it to you, Jamie. But hey, the

16:38

Jews are fighting back with the no money. But this

16:40

is horrible. They're pulling all their money from all these

16:43

colleges. So that's a good Jew attack. That'll end everything.

16:45

That's really the only way this is going to stop.

16:47

The only way people are going to wake the fuck

16:49

up is like, what are you teaching these kids? Why

16:51

are they thinking like this? This kid tries to duck

16:53

on that and just go to class. Oh,

16:56

he looks like one. He's like. So

16:59

yelling shame at a 19 year old kid. He's

17:03

not doing anything. Oh,

17:06

man. He's wearing a book bag. I can

17:08

see he was saying this is literally someone

17:10

just trying to walk to class. Man,

17:13

during Hanukkah too. Just

17:15

shame? It says. It's just

17:18

your name, Shane. In the caption, the

17:20

guy that tweeted it wrote, it says,

17:22

no Israeli flag, just a Jew. Tell

17:24

me it's anti Zionism and not anti

17:26

Semitism. Jewish students in American universities are

17:28

unsafe. What is Harvard doing to support

17:30

the freedoms, liberties and rights of Jewish

17:32

students to merely exist on campus? Okay,

17:34

I'm trying to get away. Yuval

17:36

David on Twitter wrote this. This is insane. It's

17:38

how they know he was a Jew because I

17:40

get people think I'm a Jew. So what they

17:42

just know. I think you might be one. That

17:44

one is. They know him. Maybe they know him.

17:47

That kid gave like a there's that

17:49

can't be just a solid Jewish guy. Who

17:51

knows? He might have walked by. Maybe he

17:53

said like Israel rules. Yeah,

17:56

who knows? Who knows what it is, but it's

17:58

still that's kind of insane. That's definitely

18:00

insane. It's what I kind of have been

18:02

saying, even if they have any sort of

18:05

dispute on anything, you're physically getting that person's

18:07

way and holding up flags and screaming in

18:09

their face. If that's not

18:11

harassment... Remember that professor they fucking locked in

18:13

a classroom with baseball bats trying to get

18:15

to him? What? At

18:18

like some university, like 10 years ago. Oh,

18:21

maybe it was one of your guys. You say

18:23

Evergreen? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Evergreen. It's like, you

18:25

guys, these college students are kind of dumb. They're

18:27

smart, but they're kind of dumb worldly. And so

18:29

they don't know what to do. Like, let's surround

18:31

this one. Yeah. And just push them around

18:33

a little bit. But their brains aren't even formed. He's a Jew too.

18:35

That was one of the good old days when he just got attacked

18:37

for the wrong opinion. Yeah. During the Black

18:39

Lives Matter, like, whatever the bad

18:41

parts of it, there were like black people

18:44

surrounding targets. Guys, it isn't the way. Well

18:46

the Brett Weinstein thing was about race. That's

18:48

right. A white black people thing. Yeah, it

18:50

was a day where there were telling people

18:53

that were white people they had to stay

18:55

home. Yeah. It was nice.

18:58

It used to be... It used to be

19:00

a day of appreciation for people of

19:02

color. So people of color, Native Americans,

19:04

whoever. You could stay home and get

19:06

paid. And they appreciated the fact, oh,

19:08

you're valuable, but work is harder

19:10

without you here. You know, you get the day

19:12

off, you get paid. And so then they

19:14

changed it. The kids said they wanted

19:17

to make it where white people had to stay

19:19

home. And they're like,

19:21

you can't deny people the ability to come to

19:23

work. It wasn't what it was before. What it

19:25

was before is that you cannot work if you

19:27

don't want to. You can take the day off.

19:30

And this is why people can't come in. They're

19:33

like, okay, now you're segregated. Yeah, yeah. I

19:35

just haven't thought it out. What does

19:37

it say here? The

19:40

confrontation was triggered when the student attempted

19:42

to film the demonstrators faces leading to

19:44

his removal from the protest by organizers

19:46

according to the New York Post. Okay.

19:50

So they were mad at him because he

19:52

was trying to find out who was saying

19:54

all these things. So he's filming their faces.

19:56

Oh, then the question is, okay, what were

19:58

they saying? Because if

20:00

they were calling for death to the Jews, hey,

20:02

maybe he should fucking be upset at that. Oh,

20:04

he's just trying to get away. What's

20:07

the food? Leave him alone. Yeah, once

20:09

you're blocking him with flags. Shame!

20:11

It's also trying to find enemies in America

20:13

about shit that's going on across the globe.

20:17

These guys, nobody here is doing it either way. You get into

20:19

a fight in front of a cop station in New York, both

20:21

of you guys are arrested. None of you

20:23

have any ability to change it. And then the

20:25

bail reform, and they'll get out in two seconds.

20:27

You breathe it into the mic like crazy. I'm

20:30

trying to find who's doing it. I look over and he's just

20:32

going, Because I'm going to

20:34

get blamed for that. Someone's going

20:36

to go, Shane, bad ass is breathing into

20:38

the mic. You and that dude, will you? I

20:40

get blamed for farts. You farted a fucking target instantly. I

20:42

got blamed. I came over, recognized us, and he goes, we're

20:44

big fans. I'm like, you're not going to be. He just

20:46

lit off a huge fart. He just goes,

20:49

Shane, just farted. I was like, I would, I didn't,

20:51

that was a dickhead. You got fart fangs. Oh, he's

20:53

going to blame the big guy. It was the Isles.

20:55

The plane, the plane's the worst. When I'm on a

20:57

plane, it stinks like shit. I'm like, everyone's looking

20:59

at me. I'm wearing a sweatpants,

21:01

I'm drinking. Right, right. Speaking

21:05

of Native American, can you see that Chalk Talk kid? The

21:08

Chiefs? The Kansas City Chiefs kid? I

21:10

love that kid. That was crazy. That

21:12

was crazy. That was so funny. What

21:14

was the newspaper that said, They

21:16

caught him from the sides. They tried. They

21:18

totally fucking hosed him. Yeah. They said he

21:20

was in blackface, and they showed a picture

21:23

of one side of his face. Yeah. He

21:26

was wearing war paint, and he's Native American.

21:29

I love that. Oh, and it was just

21:31

a Chiefs game where it's like, It's also

21:33

to get racially sensitive at a fucking Kansas

21:35

City Chiefs game. You're at the wrong place.

21:37

Also, the entire stadium of white people is going,

21:39

Ehhhhh. Right, right.

21:43

You're going to pick the one kid. I know. And

21:45

he's going to be ready to put up a kid's

21:47

picture. It was a child. And get

21:49

it wrong. Not just get it wrong. Get

21:51

it wrong and know you're getting it wrong. And then

21:53

he doubled down when he was wrong. Oh my God,

21:55

look at this. On Monday, the left wing

21:57

publication, Deadspin, alleged that the

21:59

football... identify as Holden Arminta,

22:01

found a way to hate black

22:03

people and the Native Americans at

22:05

the same time. That's not easy.

22:08

Imagine that. Why is it hate though?

22:10

Why do we go right to hate?

22:12

That's the bummer. Look at that hateful

22:14

motherfucker. What a hate monger. He probably

22:16

loves pizza. So what

22:18

is his background? He

22:21

has some Native American background. Oh,

22:23

he owns a casino. His background is he loves

22:25

football, like a real American. True. Yeah,

22:27

he's part of Native Amer. So

22:30

it says his child's father is the son

22:32

of Raul Arminta, a business committee member of

22:34

the Santa Ynez Board of two Mashed Indians.

22:36

Oh, damn. Oh, geez. He's

22:39

real Native American. That's so funny. They're like,

22:41

you must be hateful. It's like, wait, can

22:43

I just be Native American? Oh my God.

22:45

So this fucking kid is literally dressing like

22:47

his ancestors. Wow. And they're calling

22:49

it, he's hating black people. And, bro,

22:51

they're getting paid for this one. Whoo! Indian

22:53

giver. I would love to see his publications.

22:56

How many positive... Indian giver didn't see me.

22:58

Indian giver didn't see me. I was just playing with

23:00

cigar. I think I do. I

23:03

had to do a casino in

23:05

Oklahoma this week. The

23:08

chief showed up. The chief showed up. Oh, no. With

23:12

his headdress. Other people sat

23:14

in the front. Dude, you're blocking everybody. I fucking

23:16

bombed. Did you get panicky? Because

23:18

he was there? Yeah, right before I go on stage,

23:20

the guy who runs the production there goes, hey, just

23:23

so you know, the chief's here. This

23:25

is the first time he's seen a show in like 10

23:27

years. They wanted to come to see this. Oh my God.

23:29

No, but they have no fucking idea who I am. Your

23:31

jokes about Donald Trump. Why would you think they don't have

23:33

any idea who you are? They live in America. No, but

23:36

they definitely... I don't think they have the whole world. They

23:38

have the whole world. He was like a seven-year-old fucking chief

23:40

from Oklahoma. Yeah, he's probably online. He's probably

23:42

getting some funny TikToks. He has

23:44

good Trump. This guy has good

23:46

Trump impression. Trump Down syndrome. Syndrome

23:49

with Down. There was a comic in the 70s

23:51

whose Native American who would go, He did the

23:53

tonight Jojo. Hi, how are you? Yeah,

23:56

it's so nice. Jojo

23:58

was a good dude. He's still

24:00

around I got a gal charlie hill was cool.

24:02

He was a cool guy. It was nice He

24:05

was always nice always friendly man always cool to

24:07

hang out with her the store Well, they're nice

24:09

people and that guy was around from like the

24:11

70s right he was in the early the prior

24:13

Oh, yeah, I have an act. Yeah, that's a

24:16

big thing right you had to be

24:18

like this is who I am I was like

24:20

early WWF good with Really

24:23

good whiskey Again there

24:29

Chachi I'm muchachi Chumash

24:32

mucha hadeen not bad moody

24:35

look like mucha hadeen you look like Arafat. Yeah

24:44

This is the oldest from the oldest

24:46

artillery in America this shit they started

24:48

making this shit before America really company

24:50

was started in 1773

24:53

their occupiers probably killed a few Probably

24:56

some blood in this fucking barrel. Hell. Yeah

25:01

Cracker barrel, it's

25:03

not even What

25:10

I'm saying about the mind virus we'll get you back

25:12

these fucking people These fucking

25:14

people really are sick like we know

25:16

they're sick like that's sick like just watching that

25:19

Sick but also thinking you're completely correct

25:21

and this is right to do to

25:23

slap Nick DiPaolo was correct You

25:26

know that Nick DiPaolo. Yeah, some lady didn't like this

25:28

stuff, but it was like not only do I think

25:30

you're wrong This happened eight years ago.

25:32

So someone wrote an article saying to slap

25:34

him No, we just came after a show

25:36

was like hey, that was where I slapped him.

25:39

Yeah a black guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah,

25:41

she got a big fat lady. Oh, I

25:43

remember. Yeah, is it levity? From

25:46

I'm you're morally wrong to I am correct

25:48

to do whatever I want There's no like

25:50

full I should just tell you I don't

25:52

like you versus I should arrest you versus

25:54

anything right? Yeah, that's the punch

25:56

Nazis thing. Yeah, you know date. You

25:58

know I was I was talking I'm not gonna

26:00

Metzger about this because one of his friends like yeah,

26:02

you should print punch Nazis Messes

26:05

like yeah, but yeah, but who gets to decide who

26:07

the fucking Nazis? Yeah, it's like it's not agreed upon

26:09

Yeah, that's what the problem is like you're saying just

26:11

like someone who supports Trump is a Nazi You can

26:13

just go and punch him because they support Trump. That's

26:15

crazy. Yeah, you've been called Nazi I've been called not

26:17

see a lot hilarious. I know I get called not

26:19

see for I don't know They

26:22

know what it is not random people. What was

26:25

it ran? Did they see this beard you're rocking?

26:27

Yeah, baby. She's a fucking moon Moses

26:30

beard yeah, that's the dude is leading people

26:32

across the river. It's a Mac and bleeding

26:34

them right into deep water Oh, they're beard

26:36

son. It's pretty nice. That's fresh. Thanks. I

26:38

like it a lot actually I'm glad the

26:40

year nine months. I know it's very good.

26:42

We've been ask smells like pussy. I almost

26:44

know matter the Comedy Store once What's

26:50

your theory? I think he had a couple

26:52

good ideas of the 90s and now he's

26:54

riding off this guru Beard

26:57

thing he legit. Yeah, no, no, no,

26:59

I just saw that documentary Wildflowers,

27:02

and he's like barefoot so he seems smart dude.

27:04

I'm telling you about that there He really is

27:07

that guy just could trim his eyebrow hair though.

27:09

No you guys look who's talking that he's out

27:11

of his fucking mind But he really is that

27:13

guy Not bullshitting it

27:15

yeah, but if he didn't look like that you wouldn't listen

27:17

to him yeah But he looks like that because he really

27:20

is that guy like he's out of his

27:22

fucking mind Oh really in the best way possible.

27:24

Yeah, very interesting guy I don't know dumb on

27:26

and off It's not that he plays dumb when

27:28

he's like I don't know anything about music never

27:31

trying to seem smart Yeah, ever he doesn't try

27:33

to seem smart barefoot. I don't mind your theory

27:35

put a shoe on I know

27:37

Yeah, I know the guy well, so I like him a lot.

27:40

He was in the back of the Comedy Store And he just

27:42

looked homeless. He looks like that. Yeah, I was like had to

27:44

fucking throw him out I was a hundred and sixty by you

27:46

skid row yeah God

27:49

damn bums got in here and started wrestling I was

27:51

by his way and of Chris Rock went up to him start talking

27:53

to him And I was like this is odd for a homeless guy

27:56

And I waited and somebody told me the name. I'm like definitely

27:59

recognized right that's the best look ever to be looking like

28:01

that and step out of a rolls flip-flops

28:04

on the best look of all time. That's

28:06

like a King of Leon. That's a Malibu thing,

28:08

right? That would be a Malibu thing. What

28:10

do you expect that? They got the big

28:12

beer. They got the beer. Yeah, pull them

28:14

up. They're, they're hot guys. I couldn't have sworn

28:16

I was just with them. None of them had

28:18

those beards. Oh, did they shave? Oh, wow. Unless

28:21

these guys are lying about being in King's of

28:23

Leon. Well ZZ Top is the ultimate. Yeah. They

28:26

had the ultimate beer. ZZ Bottom. That was

28:28

their whole thing. They had the two dollar bills, the one of the guys. They would

28:30

always stamp on it, eat pussy. Where's the beer? Oh, they

28:33

shaved. They stamped eat pussy. They never had

28:35

beer. I think where'd it go? They had

28:37

beer. They had beards. Come on, Ari. What

28:39

are you talking about? They all had beards. Wow, they're

28:41

like cute. They caught up. King's of Leon with beer.

28:44

I've never seen them without one. It just looks like throughout all the

28:46

years they've never... Oh, there we go. Oh,

28:48

yeah there it is. There it is. One guy? No,

28:51

to the right, to the right. It's two. Maybe

28:53

it's just the one guy. Maybe it's the one guy.

28:55

Shit, sorry everybody. Oh,

28:58

that's a fresh mustache too though. Yeah, that's nice. Great

29:00

head of hair. Peyote shirt. That's not

29:02

bad. There's something about someone with a beard

29:04

that seems smarter. There is. Well, Joe, it's

29:06

interesting you say that. It brings up a

29:09

lot of theories. It's one or two things.

29:11

Either you seem more manly and brutish. Can

29:13

you pretend to sound smart? I was thinking

29:15

about smart words. You told me, it was

29:17

like, well, that's interesting. I have theories. Tier

29:19

2.4, I will notify. Tier

29:21

2.4 is pretty good. Actually, here's

29:24

why you're wrong. Not

29:26

good. Chrysanthemum? There

29:29

you go. That's good. Adrenochrome? I'm checking

29:31

that. I'm checking more bigities and such.

29:34

Imagine we found out that was true. Adrenochrome?

29:37

Yeah, imagine we found out that that was true. That's

29:39

Big Mike I'm hoping for. That and Big Mike are

29:41

big. You got to go up there and get it.

29:43

Well, I'm okay. What would be more likely? What would

29:46

be more likely? What's Big Mike? That's a

29:48

great question. Adrenochrome or Big Mike? What's

29:50

Big Mike? More like Big Mike. Big

29:52

Mike. Don't start it. Don't start him.

29:54

Big Mike. You know Big Mike? Golly.

29:57

Geez, great. Of course you know.

30:00

know what's big man don't

30:02

worry about it story

30:04

why don't we Google big Mike who's

30:08

Google it like Obama Obama Obama I've heard

30:10

of it what's wrong let's just Google

30:17

who is big Mike and see what the internet

30:19

says there's a rapper named big Mike

30:23

big Mike me explain right here are

30:25

here conspiracy

30:28

theory it is bizarre in

30:31

reference to conspiracy theories alleging that Michelle

30:33

Obama is secretly trying to get there.

30:35

Scroll down Jimmy that one click on

30:37

that bizarre

30:43

conspiracy theory behind Michelle Obama memes now

30:45

this is another one when I

30:47

see this and I see people saying that she's a

30:49

man or I'm like oh China got to you they

30:52

got you they got you with the internet

30:54

and they can get you to think that

30:57

Obama's married to a man and

30:59

by the way if I was China I

31:02

would kill a chef and

31:04

kill a chef and blame it on me.

31:06

Yeah, oh he drowned. I would send in

31:09

some Chinese navy seals to grab that dude

31:11

and plug him down. Keep pushing

31:13

him down. Put his head down. Put

31:15

him out underwater and then

31:17

just just leave him there maybe

31:19

pull his pants down. Yeah, what

31:22

are their pants on? What is the Chinese special forces

31:24

called? I don't know they probably have them though they

31:26

must have them. Chop. That

31:29

was an LU. That was an LU but you got no one dunking.

31:34

Yeah, there you go. I just feel like if I

31:36

was gonna like get a guy in trouble well he

31:38

does a lot. Yeah, they say what? He's gonna blame

31:40

it on him. Right. The

31:42

oriental sword. I knew it was gonna be

31:44

awesome. Oriental sword. Whoa. I knew it was

31:46

gonna be awesome. Killer. It's not interesting because

31:48

you're not supposed to say oriental anymore. It's

31:51

like natural colored people or whatever. Right. NCAA.

31:53

Yeah. NAACP. Not NCAA.

32:00

WNBA. No! It's the thing

32:02

with the trans... That

32:05

would be a horrible army. Oh

32:08

my god, it's hilarious. Oh

32:11

my god. Wait, wait, wait. It's

32:13

literally called Oriental Sword? That's the name of

32:15

their... That's their special forces. Yeah! That's

32:18

awesome. If you wanted to spread

32:21

some memes, you wanted to get

32:23

people to be suspicious. Yeah. I

32:25

think Big Mike might have an Oriental Sword if you don't

32:27

talk about it. The

32:30

wildest boy out there is Tucker

32:32

Carlson. Tucker Carlson had that homeless guy

32:34

on. He was like, yo!

32:38

That's what Owen A did a long time ago.

32:40

Owen A had that guy in too? No, they

32:42

had some crazy person talking about Condoleezza Rice. Oh

32:44

yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's the whole of the guy.

32:46

Oh, yeah. That'd be a good special forces. Condoleezza

32:48

Rice, for Asians. Damn.

32:50

They didn't even shake a landing

32:53

ground. Fucking Angel of the Bell!

32:56

He shot the Angel of the Star. That's

32:58

not bad. The joke was... Bro,

33:00

you're losing Fried Rice? Is that better? Oh,

33:02

yeah. That's not a bad catch. No, it's... damn.

33:05

That one doesn't even make sense. Well,

33:07

they like Rice. I get it. All right.

33:10

Damn! What were you talking about? Nothing good.

33:14

If you were going to like... you

33:16

were going to like try to get

33:18

conspiracy theories started. If you were trying

33:20

to undermine people's faith in the administration,

33:22

what's the better way to do? To

33:25

say that the guy's gay, and

33:27

then to kill his chef, and

33:29

then say that's his lover. Yeah.

33:33

And look, look at that. Like, you would have to like...

33:35

you would have to really, really consider that kind of... Like,

33:37

but if you kill him, everyone will think it's him. Oh,

33:40

right. Yep, kill him. Exactly.

33:43

That's what I would think. Because like, think... look, if

33:45

they're willing to just fucking bomb the shit out of

33:47

Gaza the way they're doing... if they were... if Ukraine

33:49

and Russia are willing to bomb the shit out of

33:51

each other the way they're doing it, you don't think

33:53

that they would whack one dude off? I mean, this

33:55

is a 100% conspiracy theory that I just concocted. Yeah.

34:00

It was Russia or China or Iran

34:02

or some other foreign nation if you

34:04

want to Stir

34:06

things up kill the chef. Yeah, we're gonna make him

34:08

gay Kill the chef make

34:10

you look like yeah, they're a love triangle

34:12

or something yikes Plant some

34:15

rumor about a biography he was writing

34:17

a total biography That's like

34:19

immediately you would boy the

34:21

fucking tricks that they must play Like

34:24

we know that like that all that field

34:26

dossier that pissing like that was all made

34:28

up Yeah, just really a hundred percent. Yeah

34:30

funded by Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton funded a

34:32

fake. Yeah, nobody cares But that's a no

34:34

one cares. What like everyone knows it and

34:36

no one here the Trump collusion all that

34:38

Totally shit was fake. They made it up

34:41

and they ran it on the mainstream news

34:43

for you Obama was like I've seen the

34:45

proof. It's about to come out. It's 100%

34:48

He did it and then it just never came

34:50

out. I hope Obama does have to address big

34:52

Mike That would

34:54

just be funny for him to be like my wife

34:56

doesn't have a car Lift

34:59

it up sweet pussy just one. Oh,

35:01

yeah, and the pussy do Bite

35:05

back lift up her skirt and say shut the

35:07

fuck up read it You

35:09

want to see where three babies come out of you

35:12

fucking idiot? Yeah Big

35:14

blood to regular vagina shut the fuck up.

35:17

Yeah, I Mean don't

35:19

have pictures of her as a young girl. Yeah Nice-looking

35:22

lady Do

35:26

you know imagine what a crazy thing that

35:28

would be if someone pulled that off it'd

35:30

be the best There's a story

35:32

we were talking about last night But this in

35:34

the I think was at 1800s This

35:36

guy had this wife and the wife died

35:38

while the guy was out of town It

35:40

turned out the wife was really a man

35:42

the whole time and then the guy killed

35:44

himself Because you couldn't deal with the shame

35:46

of it all because everybody knew that he was married

35:49

to a transgender woman Yeah, this is like in

35:51

it was like the lady. He knew he knew

35:53

oh, yeah, he knew No,

35:56

he knew he just didn't know he didn't want

35:58

the town that knows the town thought That that

36:00

was his wife he had comatose with it You

36:03

know what you're good so cool that year you

36:05

could just go to another town There was no

36:07

social media right back then like they were fine

36:09

like they didn't wear Fucking

36:12

Lulu lemon pants. Yeah, so you couldn't see

36:14

his hog, so he just wore a skirt

36:16

like a regular Yes, I'm wearing a regular

36:19

from like the 1800s. That's just a woman

36:21

right? It's actually very sweet story Like

36:24

a really beautiful the broke back. Yeah Me

36:27

on Juliet right and he couldn't take it

36:29

Romeo and Romeo. I don't maybe Depends

36:32

on what he killed himself for if he

36:34

killed himself because of the shame of being

36:36

married to a guy or did he kill

36:38

himself? For the shame or for the heartbreak. I

36:40

don't have a just been he was like sad. He was

36:42

alone. Yeah They

36:45

could pull that off back then easy there was like a

36:47

lot of women joined the Civil War Maybe

36:49

maybe he was yeah, but a lot of them fought in

36:51

the war as dudes whoa Yeah, I

36:53

think I think probably everybody in the squad was like don't

36:57

we obviously know that's chick don't fucking blow this We

36:59

can get some pussy You're

37:03

a wild girl, and I'm like this is

37:05

not enough dick in regular life. I need

37:07

to go to Antietam Keep

37:11

my mouth show with my short hair guy. Can you

37:14

meet me over here private man? I gained yeah, and

37:16

just pull each one aside and go listen. Can you

37:18

keep a secret? None

37:23

of those dudes are keeping that secret Thing

37:28

is like sorry bars it would 100%

37:31

be effective for the girl. Oh,

37:33

she's here I'm here follow you all of

37:35

you like you guys Yeah, 100% we're a

37:37

guy so it's a tough sell they had

37:39

they had ladies falling You know that's how

37:41

hooker came out. I was general

37:43

hooker always had Following

37:46

his troops whoa you gotta keep the

37:48

boys going yeah That's where the term

37:51

I believe yeah, they were with on

37:53

dicks yeah You

37:57

know that lemon from I'm not wrong on

37:59

this It's one of those etymology gets a

38:01

little I love etymology. It's a

38:03

little shaky Lulu lemon Sorry,

38:06

no, no, he started that just to get

38:08

Asian people to say Lulu lemon. Did you

38:10

know that? That's

38:12

true. No way give it a good Wanted

38:15

them to have to say yes, that's

38:17

the only reason he named it that no why else

38:19

would you call it Lulu? It's a lot of else

38:22

So this guy was genuinely that funny. Yeah, he

38:25

started a company as a joke. He was like

38:27

takes off I'm gonna be willing to

38:29

play a prank on all Let's

38:32

get to the definition of hooker first We're

38:37

gonna forget hooker we really need to answer this

38:39

okay, I love stuff like that I

38:41

know it's great civil wars got a ton of those

38:45

All the college all the NCAA teams. They're

38:47

all they're all actually yeah the volunteer

38:50

Marines volunteers We're deals with the Wolverines

38:53

Michigan Tar Heels is Michigan, North Carolina. They were

38:55

that was Civil War. No, that's just for the

38:57

Rams up there No,

38:59

Jamie Etymology

39:02

of hooker sure right now. We got anything. I'm

39:04

sorry something thrown a lot at you I know

39:06

I was in the middle of all of them

39:10

To one place pick that up. Well, I said

39:12

this this story can't be true, but I'm looking

39:14

at why this yeah I think they might have

39:16

said oh, you know something was like docks Yes,

39:19

however this tail boards and can't be true hook

39:21

because they've called them hookers before 1860 Yeah

39:24

1845 and North Carolina's reported Norman

39:27

Ellsworth Ellison or he'll talk Why

39:30

do they call them hookers? What's the term the

39:32

hooker is gonna be one of the hooks or snares

39:34

clients? Is there

39:36

at least anything out there saying it's had anything The

39:40

top of this has a whole thing from my

39:42

Ulysses S grant personal memoirs describe dangerous

39:45

man for Prepares hooker off these

39:47

one thing did not a

39:49

hooker was also like give his name to

39:52

prostitutes fuck Wow did not

39:54

give his name to father though So it's obviously

39:56

been talked about and that crazy like what a

39:58

strange thing did not give his name Named a

40:00

problem, but then I did find this I

40:03

don't know what website I was up But you guys

40:05

told me to stop looking so I stopped named the

40:07

company because I wanted to watch Japanese people try to

40:09

say it Wow Come on. It seems

40:11

like a parody site though So I was trying to

40:13

figure but I don't know that it is these are

40:15

real stories on the mark is net shark I already said

40:17

I was never heard of it. I hadn't got to

40:19

it yet. They were trying to say here Here's a quote.

40:21

I don't know if it was accurate The

40:24

reason the Japanese like my former skateboard

40:26

brand homeless I was because it had

40:29

an eye in it and Japanese marketing

40:31

firm wouldn't come up with a brand

40:33

name with an eye in it I

40:36

oh, excuse me with an L in it L

40:39

is not in their vocabulary. Sorry. It's L

40:41

not I just looks like Yeah,

40:43

it's a very tough pronunciation for them. So

40:45

I thought next time I have a company I'll

40:48

make a name with three L's and see

40:50

if I can get three times the money It's

40:53

kind of exotic for I was playing with

40:55

L's and came up with Lulu lemon It's

40:57

funny to watch them try to say it

41:01

He denied ever uttering those words Yeah

41:08

Quoted it it says Wilson was quoted as

41:10

saying by who No,

41:13

the top part the top part where it says

41:15

Wilson was quote the other stuff It's what was

41:17

printed in this book? Mmm,

41:21

unselling the new customer experience about

41:23

how customer service influences individual purchase

41:26

transactions. He denied ever uttering the

41:28

words They said the

41:30

quote was also printed, huh? Yeah,

41:34

that doesn't sound like someone who was the CEO

41:36

would say out loud It does sound like he

41:38

did it like there like because it sounded exotic

41:40

to them Sure, so they

41:43

were gone. This must be good. That's

41:45

expensive You're gonna try to come

41:47

up with a new fucking brand name like Come

41:54

up with anything to remotely original the good

41:56

one though. Did you can Lulu lemons a

41:58

good one really good lemons Yeah, it's

42:01

a good product. Everybody

42:04

is helping us all. That's how we- That's Uniqlo.

42:07

That is cheap. It's a great store. I like

42:09

it. Great store. You can get it here for

42:11

like four bucks. Yeah. Chinese labor. Best labor. Great

42:13

labor. Slave labor is the best labor. It works.

42:15

The wildest shit is the phones. iPhone.

42:18

The wildest shit is like at the

42:20

base of every phone. Yeah. Is the

42:23

conflict minerals. They're being pulled out of

42:25

the ground literally by slaves. Yeah.

42:27

And it goes from that to workers who work

42:30

in a building that's covered by nets because so

42:32

many of them are jumping off the roof and

42:34

they live there. And then we jack off on

42:36

them. And then we jack off on them. And

42:39

then everyone at the UCB is like, well,

42:41

I'll fight other injustices. It's

42:43

amazing. On that device. Yeah, exactly. It's

42:45

like you've been trapped into a develop-

42:47

it's impossible to have an ethically sourced

42:50

phone. Yep. It's all

42:52

coming. But then they don't just go, well, then I guess

42:54

I can't have a phone. Well, actually it's not impossible. You

42:56

can't- but you can't get an iPhone. What is that one?

42:58

There's one with the Fairphone or something like that? Yeah, but

43:01

it's still like- But it's whack, right? I

43:03

think. It's probably still getting minerals from the ground.

43:05

Well, it's a testament to a good product. If

43:07

the product is good enough, you overlook the slavery.

43:10

It's a crazy thing to overlook. Well, it's the most

43:12

bizarre things that we can't make one of them over

43:15

here. Yeah. Too expensive. That's gonna

43:17

be one that we look back like- Oh,

43:19

giant. I'm like, damn, we were using that

43:21

for- we used slavery just so we could

43:23

fucking send pictures of us on vacations. Yeah.

43:26

Yeah, we all did. Slavery was originally- it

43:28

was just for fucking sugar and coffee. And

43:30

cotton. And cotton. Yeah, that was it. For

43:33

like luxury, no. Yeah. Well,

43:35

not only that, but it's being used to

43:37

shape the world. Yeah. Which

43:39

is really insane. Well, slavery- Well, slavery- The

43:41

highest levels of information exchange. It went so

43:43

good for like three years. Slavery

43:45

hates the world. Slavery. Yeah,

43:48

not slavery. Hey, we got the pyramids. Yeah.

43:51

I'm glad I- Where would we have

43:53

been if we only had text on phones? If

43:56

they never figured out the technology to

43:58

have videos and- We would

44:00

have a lot less enemies. Yeah,

44:02

100% would be happier. Oh, yeah Yeah,

44:06

the human mind is not designed for

44:08

that kind of access to know it's

44:11

too crazy All this is I

44:13

like the response to Israel Hamas where it's just

44:15

like I'm just watching everybody scream at each other

44:18

Yeah, and it's like they're showing you at a

44:21

higher rate shit You'll be angry about that

44:23

exists in like the world. Yeah,

44:25

you're not just getting everything evenly They're like, oh you're

44:27

on this side. We'll show you two-thirds the opposite side

44:29

Yeah, you're on the opposite side. We'll show you two-thirds

44:31

his side brilliant Yeah, that works like

44:33

a charm. I think that that would be

44:36

nice if the algorithm switch to your just

44:38

in line No, no, I mean just like here's what

44:40

the other side is seeing right? You

44:42

know, I mean cuz for one day a week You get you get

44:44

a lot you go. Hey Now you

44:46

gotta watch fucking CNN or yeah, however, they do it My

44:48

friend was like Fox News is all lies like when she

44:50

lost it you saw it you watch the logos I haven't

44:52

seen in ten years. I'm like, what are you basing

44:55

that on? Yeah, right headlines of

44:57

the daily bump Yeah of the same

44:59

paper that said that kid was wearing

45:01

blackface. Exactly, you know, it's like this

45:03

kind of division is profitable And that's

45:05

why they do it. Yeah, what they're

45:07

doing to society. We're sharing. We're sharing

45:09

it in our group text We're yeah,

45:11

you know, it works. Yeah, the word

45:14

up depression is up. The anxieties up

45:16

pills are up Fucked

45:18

everyone's being forced into conflict. Yeah, they've been

45:20

forced by you can't even be silent. We

45:22

need your response They come to me like

45:25

we need your answer on homos. Where's your

45:27

black square? You don't want my fucking response. I'm

45:29

not on anybody's side. They always do that We

45:31

want your you got to vote you're like, but

45:33

you don't know who I'm voting for Yeah, I

45:35

could be the other guy that you hate. I Do

45:38

look like I know quite a lot about it

45:41

But that that point why I look like I

45:43

know everything about the sub when Portnoy posted that

45:45

video on his Instagram That was one of the

45:47

most shocking things. I think I've ever watched It

45:50

was that video of those ladies a

45:52

billion views. She portnoy getting up something

45:54

from Bob Kraft Something.

45:57

Yeah, it looks like pills. It's a pen. It's a

45:59

pen. I I Look,

46:04

we're like it can't be that but he's like saying hi I really

46:06

especially like how you want some of this and the guy's like yeah

46:08

And then he like put something in his hand good things like that

46:12

Like your pin and he's like you want one and then he

46:14

grabs like a weed pin Well

46:21

Portnoy posted that video and you know

46:23

he posted this long description of how

46:25

fucking insane it is but It

46:28

I didn't I didn't know it was that far gone

46:30

until I saw that video Like that's the most far

46:32

gone I've ever seen because it was it

46:35

just didn't even make sense It didn't make it.

46:37

There's no way you could say that there's no

46:39

way you could be the president of Harvard I'm

46:41

saying I breathe it into the fucking microphone That

46:44

means you did that honker ears are you got

46:46

something wrong with your cardio? You're

46:49

getting old nobody hears it Darth

46:52

Gator Is

46:55

out but Shane is concentrating on a run

46:57

filter It's distracting is

46:59

it I don't even hear it. I never heard I didn't

47:01

hear it either How are you hearing it? No,

47:03

you can maybe my headphones are up to I there's

47:05

a little thing there You can turn it down if

47:07

you want you have a breath module on there. Yeah,

47:10

it's literally the whole way up Oh, that's it. That's

47:12

annoying. Okay, so you just constantly annoyed. You're

47:14

like a dog. Yeah, I've been awfully quiet this whole You

47:16

can hear shit that I was looking at here too loud

47:18

I think I'm drinking a dog too I

47:21

think five Bud lights in you get loose.

47:23

Yeah, well, I'll have fun here in the

47:25

second half. I'm a second half guy I'll

47:27

let you guys tackle cultural issues and then

47:29

second half. I'll come at it I'll go

47:31

hey, which you see this fucking video from

47:33

9-11. That's hilarious I'll have a Buck Wiesenstein

47:35

or whatever the guy's name was yesterday. Oh

47:37

my god. Oh, that guy ruled Buck Wiesenstein

47:39

Who watched the football game the football games

47:41

over that goes to regular, Texas TV, and

47:43

it's this fucking guy He's

47:45

got an AR and a hundred maggots

47:49

Fuck McNeely Outdoors

47:56

Backyard, he's just with a World War two vet

47:58

and I know yeah Bro, you could

48:00

fry an egg on that barrel that barrels hot as

48:03

fuck like that guy's he's shooting hundreds of rounds And

48:05

he's like I don't want to know what he

48:07

was saying, but he was showing the different rounds He

48:09

had them all laid out on the table different

48:11

magazines Different capacities and like

48:13

this is regular. Look like I was Jones and

48:15

then it goes yeah straight to the World War

48:18

two vet He's like tell me how you blew

48:20

him up with this all

48:22

it up grenades As

48:25

a clearly gay like in Lister Look

48:30

at he looks like a sweet boy. Yeah,

48:32

that's what just dudes looked like in 1940.

48:34

Yeah, they're just rail thin sure short hair

48:37

Yeah, nobody had any muscles. Yeah clean cut

48:40

and very skinny. You just instantly like yeah,

48:42

you immediately Look beautiful too

48:44

small and healthy, but what was even selling? I

48:46

don't even know what the commercial was for well

48:48

for America I went to the website. I don't

48:50

know are Signing

48:52

up your phone, but they ask you

48:54

all these questions. Where'd you hear about it? Fine? Whatever?

48:56

What's your favorite type of hunting? What's that by fishing?

48:59

What kind of vehicle do you own? What kind

49:01

of ATV? Do you own what do you like? It's like a

49:03

lot of Trying to get

49:05

you to join the militia. How can we use

49:07

you? I mean well He's probably selling all that

49:09

shit to marketing people outdoors man free membership He's

49:13

running this this is a good ad for him The

49:16

fucking the commercial watching on television was

49:19

so Texas go to the photo gallery.

49:21

Yeah I mean the guys just

49:23

guys awesome light not Hell

49:32

yeah, Timbrough production. Yeah,

49:34

that's just dick wolf The

49:39

Frank Stallone What

49:44

the hell did we uncover Frank I want

49:46

to go to the border clip clippin via

49:48

damn. I said to the black That's

49:51

shocking bro. Frank Stallone hunts with a beret

49:53

on like he's in the fucking French foreign

49:55

legions Jesse

49:57

Vidura's like 1990s Yeah,

50:01

he's got John Ratzenberger. He's in Toy Story. Yep.

50:05

But it was just such a Texas show. Yeah,

50:07

he's the potato head. Really? Yeah.

50:10

I think so. Or the dinosaur? He's

50:12

in Toy Story, ain't you? Didn't they get

50:14

rid of Tim Allen as Captain Buzz Lightyear?

50:16

No. I think they did. Because he did

50:18

not think he could just vote one way.

50:21

Yeah, I think they did. I think they

50:23

replaced him. It took a show off there.

50:26

And really nothing more than just like, I vote Republican. Wow,

50:28

that's sad. He didn't like go out of pocket

50:31

or anything. Yeah, he's not a loon. He's just

50:33

like, I vote for that such. Wow. How

50:36

about James Woods? James Woods was a fucking

50:38

amazing actor. Great Twitter follow. It was to

50:40

Infinity and Toy Story 5. Tim

50:42

Allen confirms return as Buzz Lightyear. He

50:44

was off for four. Why

50:47

is that news? They didn't have him in the Buzz Lightyear

50:49

movie, but I don't know. They made a story that it

50:51

wasn't the same person character, if you will. Oh, I see.

50:53

So it was a different Buzz Lightyear? Yeah, there are multiple

50:56

Buzz Light... I didn't watch it. Oh, of course, because there's

50:58

different versions of the toy. I like that even on the

51:00

Joe Rogan podcast, they still won't pay for the subscription. I

51:03

was like, be sure to lock carbon. To

51:06

the Tailing New York Times? It's LA Times,

51:08

but yeah. I think we have one for the New York

51:10

Times. To the Tailing New York Times? New

51:13

York Times got me licking its chops that he's

51:15

coming back. Who? You

51:18

know who. Oh, sorry.

51:21

You know who? The dog, dude. Big D. They

51:24

say you should have run for prison.

51:26

You should have come to run for prison? You

51:29

should have come to Madison Square Garden when you

51:31

showed up. Oh, how was that? Insane. What were

51:33

the people doing? Well, she walked out with Kid

51:35

Rock. Hold on a second. Donald Trump vibing in

51:37

the golf course with his iPad. Hi, Big. Hi,

51:40

Big. Pretty cool, right?

51:42

James Brown. Pretty cool, right? Oh,

51:46

is that the Arkan? He just got an iPhone. He's

51:48

got a Bluetooth speaker. He's got two Bluetooth's on. He's

51:50

listening to James Brown. This is a man's world. It's

51:52

a park number, though. Pretty cool, right? Oh,

51:55

shit. That's some cue, dude.

51:57

That's cue. You found it. Yeah,

52:00

if they don't kill him. Anyway,

52:03

he walks out with Kid Rock, Kid Rock's

52:05

American Badass. Kid Rock is next to him

52:08

and Tucker Carlson is with him. Dude, don't

52:10

get me going. And they were the fucking,

52:12

in Massas Bergarius, we're in New York City.

52:15

And the fucking place goes shit house.

52:17

It was nuts. For like

52:19

over a minute. That's,

52:22

oh and Dana. We good, Tucker? Oh, oh, oh,

52:24

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

52:26

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And

52:30

again, this is a biased audience. You're dealing with

52:32

cage fighting fans. Yeah. But still, you're in

52:34

literally the liberal hub of the modern world.

52:36

But they're all coming in from Long Island

52:39

and Webster, New York. And Jersey. Yeah. Upstate.

52:42

Dana looks good. Are they all

52:44

cheering? They're booing? Dana looks fantastic. No,

52:47

they're all cheering. It's 99% cheers and

52:49

Bill Burton. Hey, who's that guy? The

52:52

beard. The 90% cheers. And

52:57

she got a couple Twitter followers on that. That's

53:00

what's important. Yeah, it's important. Man.

53:02

How was your boy? You

53:04

got the photo with him. Yeah. Oh, you got

53:06

a bunch with him. Jamie was in there. With a

53:08

Versace shirt. Yeah. I sent it to you guys the

53:10

other day. I

53:13

was a little bit wonderful. It was very well. He

53:15

was like, look at this. Oh my god. Yeah. I've

53:18

talked about it before, I think. I was like, obviously, I

53:20

was a little drunk. And then

53:22

story trucks. I went to post it. I didn't

53:24

even think about that it would be. What

53:27

are you kidding? Come on. Why would that be a class? No,

53:29

I know. I agree. I agree. There it is. I

53:31

agree. But phone. And that was a shirt that he

53:33

just got. He's a big dude. Yeah. Yeah, because

53:36

you're what, 6'4". And then, hold off. Also,

53:38

look at the size of his hands. Don't look

53:40

at my hands. No, the dude

53:42

has normal hands. That weirded

53:44

me out the first time I shook his hands. His hands

53:46

are big. I know, but that was the craziest kid in

53:48

the world. Yeah, they had small hands. He had small hands.

53:50

That's funny, though. You got to give him that. Whoever

53:53

came up with that's funny. That's funny. He had a small

53:55

dick. But it doesn't even make sense. Yeah. Yeah, but that's

53:57

how it works. Big Mike doesn't work.

54:00

It's politics. It doesn't make sense. Big Mike doesn't make

54:02

sense. But,

54:05

I swear to God, Big Mike doesn't make sense. You

54:09

look it up. Doesn't

54:11

make sense to have researched it for months. Look

54:14

it up. I'm deep in the 8-coon. I got

54:16

off a fortune. They were radical enough for me.

54:19

What's the new one? 8-coon? Well, the 8-coon is

54:21

the one that they went to after they left

54:23

the fortune. 8-coon? The people that ran. I'm informing

54:25

a pick-up game. I think it's 8-K-O-O-N. Is

54:29

the P for the K-U-N? Take

54:32

it out, Game-o. 8-coon.

54:34

8-cun. Let's call it that. What is

54:36

it? Let's call it 8-cun. 8-cun. 8-cun.

54:39

It's even the wild people that came. Did

54:41

you ever see Into the Storm on HBO?

54:44

8 is the wild people that invented

54:46

the Q's theory. Yeah.

54:49

8-cunt is the female Ghostbusters. 4-cunt.

54:54

All that Q-ing on shit, it all came from

54:56

these people. I

54:58

think they're so funny. It's hilarious.

55:01

Who? When you watch the documentary.

55:03

4-tan people. It's just like everyone is mad at

55:05

them. They're just fucking with you. Great documentary. Well,

55:07

how about that kid that went to jail? Jimmy,

55:09

that kid that we posted about the other day?

55:12

Yeah. Documentary is fake, Jimmy. He shit posted. He

55:14

didn't make those memes. He just posted them. Not

55:16

real. Same. Which one? The documentary's going to be

55:18

the one about Hillary. Obviously, they're going to pretend.

55:20

The Hillary ones. The Hillary the vote. You don't

55:23

have to go to vote. You can just text

55:25

in person. Text Hillary to 555-1212

55:27

or whatever it is. Yeah.

55:30

And you don't in your vote will count.

55:32

And that guy went to jail. Wow. Yeah.

55:34

And there was a girl, somebody

55:37

in DC. I

55:39

think she was a senator. I'm probably not

55:41

a senator. But she cheated the same thing the other way

55:44

with Trump. Nothing. Really? Swear

55:46

to God. I never

55:48

saw that one. Yeah. Yeah. But that's, we're trying

55:50

to stop Hitler. If you can stop Hitler, wouldn't

55:52

you stop Hitler? Yeah. Any means possible? No. He

55:54

was an artist. This is all you've been hearing,

55:57

right? Yeah. It's the same

55:59

rhetoric. same rhetoric that punchline he's

56:01

a premise is done no no I thought

56:03

I'd go back in time I kill Hitler

56:06

yeah yeah quite a bit yeah but

56:08

it's how they justify being fucking insane

56:12

so y'all like text oh sorry Giannis

56:14

just texted you yeah he's pissed about

56:16

SNL yeah SNL stole his character what

56:18

what I haven't seen their version of

56:20

it we showed their version the one

56:22

character he does that lady she lady

56:25

he does Marika Marika what well

56:27

they just say that's it that's it

56:30

over and over so it's hard to

56:32

say if it's stolen but yeah it's

56:34

not exactly his character that's

56:36

it does but he does a woman they're just doing

56:39

for Hispanic people Oh who's

56:42

doing it Marcelo yeah no

56:44

who is Hispanic okay so

56:46

is from this sketch

56:48

Marcello doesn't really know Giannis yeah I'm guessing

56:52

all right look at that beautiful Jew who's

56:55

that driver oh

56:58

one of our finest I like Adam J don't

57:17

like it kiss my rear we are hell

57:19

you and Kevin and we're here to tell you

57:26

that right now tiny is huge one

57:28

airport and there it is smoke

57:31

cigarette and

57:41

looking for a damn double go

57:43

to Walmart pig Oh,

58:02

so it's the end that's it is that what he's to

58:04

say a lot that was his catchphrase well you can

58:06

pull her up Marika it's

58:08

very forward of you mark what

58:10

color her Let

58:13

me ask you this is that An

58:17

Italian doing Like there's

58:19

a lot of forget about it. There's like a lot

58:21

of things like if you were gonna do it was

58:23

Italian doing Like a caricature of

58:25

ya know when I was coming up all the Latino comics

58:27

up They were all stealing from each other because they all

58:29

did the same stuff that everybody in the audience knew Okay,

58:32

well when we got a cut what's up? What's our mama do they

58:34

rub butter on it? Well,

58:37

that's like Chris rocks robot us in bed

58:53

Are you from Queen did you bring your

58:55

passport to get into Connecticut? Oh

59:11

His catchphrase catchphrase the crowd is yelling

59:13

for years so that's it

59:15

was just like his catchphrase So

59:18

okay, and it's a

59:20

really funny character. There's a there's something to be

59:23

said there Yeah, well

59:25

Marcel is a funny guy so wouldn't Do

59:28

that I don't think I don't know the person who played

59:30

that yeah, yeah, he's the one that left My

59:34

question though is that a common phrase

59:36

in the Latino community? I assume idea

59:38

right? I mean is that like

59:40

a forget about a thing? You

59:42

know I mean like a guy tries to say forget about

59:44

it. Yeah, yeah about it I mean

59:46

look if I was gonna say if somebody started

59:48

saying forget about it. I Would

59:51

probably say Dom Herrera like

59:54

that's like Mm-hmm. You go to check

59:56

it out. No, that's a angel angel.

59:58

Yeah Yeah, but

1:00:01

I was always fun running into that dude on the

1:00:03

road. Oh, yeah. Oh my god I read that guy

1:00:05

on the road once like I was coming in and

1:00:07

he was coming out No, I forget where we were.

1:00:09

We're like fucking Cleveland or somewhere and

1:00:11

I shook his hand. I'm like you're a fucking legend, dude

1:00:15

All I hear about you all the boy

1:00:17

is just being wild on the road for

1:00:20

decades I just I shook his hand. I

1:00:22

look him in the eye. You're a legend

1:00:24

my friend to me. It was like meeting

1:00:26

an old warrior So I got a fucking

1:00:28

this guy's on the fucking highway for 50

1:00:30

years. Yeah We

1:00:36

just take a customer counter and click off every time it

1:00:38

says check it out 45 in a 50 That

1:00:43

dude ran one movie further than anybody's

1:00:45

ever done anything He

1:00:48

did Scarface and then fucking sold out clubs for

1:00:50

I heard he had a way bigger part in

1:00:52

Scarface But the main character whatever his name is

1:00:54

kind of like hey, I need that accent Al

1:00:56

Pacino You know was like that's the accent I

1:00:58

got it too. So we like cut a

1:01:00

lot of angels line line Would you

1:01:02

hear this from Wikipedia? No, just people

1:01:04

thought president of Harvard? Told

1:01:07

you that Obama told me Mike Mike Whisper

1:01:10

your fucking yes. Yes Shit,

1:01:14

I'm gonna grab your fucking big Mike would be a nice

1:01:18

Big Mike If

1:01:21

you can control some his chin you bitch Okay,

1:01:24

just put it in cuz if you control their

1:01:26

chin, they're fucking very limited. Yeah You

1:01:39

have to grab the beard the beard the handle, you

1:01:41

know what I thought he was in the shower

1:01:43

today I was

1:01:46

soaping off and I went out my arm What

1:01:53

did you punch you for nice I think

1:01:55

I told I

1:02:00

was like nah and then I like stopped waited

1:02:02

for him to unflinch. He barely did though Your

1:02:09

funeral is gonna be weird because it's gonna be a

1:02:11

lot of weird stories that won't make sense And

1:02:13

then the audience will be like do we hate him? What all

1:02:15

do we love him? What

1:02:23

do you call the people at a funeral the

1:02:25

meet and greets VIP, you know the the audience

1:02:28

the Audiences and that's

1:02:31

the wrong tickets and we would have t-shirts and

1:02:33

like for the first 100 people to get premium

1:02:36

You get the picture of you with X's over your eyes

1:02:41

Birth and death date. Oh,

1:02:43

yeah, I've drawn a swastika on you open

1:02:46

gasket open the gasket

1:02:49

Can I get another pitch? Oh, yeah mark mark.

1:02:51

I'd like you turn on the jet three fucking

1:02:53

wants to Jesus what you do soft you the

1:02:55

weak link. Yes, I'm ch I'm chatt. I'm chatt.

1:02:57

That was the most overused That's

1:03:09

the tough thing about meeting your family for Thanksgiving since

1:03:11

you're a comic they're like, hey, do you see that

1:03:13

uh They

1:03:15

have read the well special We gotta find that 9-11

1:03:18

video those kids What

1:03:25

planning it have I which one

1:03:27

it's my favorite video. What are you talking

1:03:29

about? These kids from NYU? Drinking

1:03:32

in their rooms because obviously classes are canceled

1:03:34

cuz 9-11 Yeah, and they're like

1:03:36

filming on a camcorder and they're

1:03:38

like, sorry mom. It's just apple juice Ha ha

1:03:40

they're drinking beer and then all son a girl

1:03:42

goes ah She

1:03:44

screams the camera pulls over and it's

1:03:46

a 9-11 Pull

1:03:49

it up jamo. This is out.

1:03:52

Yes. Yes. Yeah Hey,

1:03:54

I'm jamo That's

1:04:00

incredible. Is that funny? Wait, it rewinded until it was funny.

1:04:02

Don't show the actual terrible thing. It was a little set

1:04:04

up. By the way, it's 902 p.m. I am. Oh,

1:04:06

the towers, both of them have already been hit. That's a good view. Oh

1:04:09

wait. It was already going on. They knew it

1:04:11

was already happening. It collapsed. Two of them already.

1:04:13

So how did that happen? It was a big

1:04:15

one. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

1:04:18

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

1:04:20

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

1:04:23

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

1:04:25

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:04:27

I'm sorry. Two of them

1:04:29

already. So how in the main is watching

1:04:32

this again? How insane was 911? Wow,

1:04:34

I missed this video. They actually have the worst,

1:04:36

that's the worst one. They showed jumpers. What?

1:04:39

Yeah, it's pretty bad. Oh, so it was already, I'm

1:04:41

sure that's what that first one is. Oh my God.

1:04:44

Look at these people trying to run out. They've been watching people jump and then

1:04:46

they're like, all right, let's have some brews keys. Oh

1:04:48

my God. Oh man. Which is the

1:04:50

college thing to do. So this did

1:04:52

happen. I mean, we're doing it right now.

1:04:54

Yeah. Hey, bring up 911. Let's

1:04:56

do a shot. I thought this was a myth. How

1:04:59

crazy is that footage though? The footage

1:05:01

of the planes hitting the towers is

1:05:03

so insane. No. Again, the

1:05:05

angel fell. Fallen tower. Tower

1:05:08

seven. Tower pizza. When

1:05:10

you watch the towers fall, you're just

1:05:12

like, what the fuck man? Our records.

1:05:17

What an insane way to do it

1:05:19

too, planes filled with passengers. Yeah.

1:05:22

It's like a double attack. Right.

1:05:25

It's a full terror attack. And

1:05:28

they ruined the airport. They really ruined the

1:05:30

airport. Airport was great. You can go

1:05:32

visit your friend at the gate. Oh, yeah. See

1:05:34

your girlfriend off. Yeah. Yeah. You

1:05:37

can get her from the window. Hey, we both get

1:05:39

you to the window. Your friends

1:05:41

came off the plane. You were right there. Ah.

1:05:45

Yeah. You pick people up at the airport right

1:05:47

at the gate. Yeah. Yeah. We

1:05:50

took it away from us. We do that with my dad. And

1:05:52

then that fucking shoe bomber douche bag. That

1:05:54

dumb dude is the worst one. That's the worst.

1:05:57

That one's so stupid. Yeah. Tries

1:06:00

to blow his shoes up. Yep. The

1:06:03

underwear guy and the shoe guy. The underwear? Yeah. What

1:06:06

was that? Oh yeah, there's an underwear bomber guy. For a

1:06:08

second I was like, wait, am I wrong about that? There

1:06:10

was one, right? I think there was. Underwear bomber guy? China

1:06:13

needs to hack those. Bro, if that one doesn't go as

1:06:15

planned, you're dickless and sad. Oh. You're

1:06:17

dickless and sad and everybody beats you up.

1:06:19

Jesus. Yeah. It's just like a

1:06:21

firecracker. Sounds like my high school. How? I

1:06:24

didn't carry the one. I

1:06:27

think it's just sad that Mark Norvenstorff

1:06:30

beat you up. It's

1:06:33

sad that everybody wants to beat you up. Oh my

1:06:35

god. Oh my god. That's funny. Oh

1:06:38

my god. Yeah, I mean, you're dick catching fire.

1:06:40

If it blows up. A bunch of patriots beat the

1:06:42

shit out of you. It's like if it's an

1:06:44

M80. If it's an M80 and you're on a flight

1:06:47

with Sean Strickland. So

1:06:49

you're dick blows off and then he beats

1:06:51

you into a coma. Oh, is that

1:06:53

the guy? Yeah. Christmas day flash.

1:06:55

Look at that name. It's like an Abdu-Mul-Tolalabub.

1:06:58

Oh, that's when they said they knew he was already

1:07:01

on the watch list. They still let him get right

1:07:03

on. We got a passport. Shrapped to the student's leg.

1:07:05

Got an extra lap. You're dick's blowing up. Oh, 80

1:07:07

grams. Look at that. 80

1:07:10

grams of explosive powder made from

1:07:12

a mixture of PETN or what

1:07:14

is that word? Petro... Petro...

1:07:17

Oh, he did grow... Oh, he did? Yeah, it

1:07:19

went off. There's a bang and flames burnt his

1:07:21

leg. Whoa, he shot himself with acid. Flames burnt

1:07:23

his leg. That's what people say. That was a...

1:07:25

Just the leg, bro. That was a plant. Because

1:07:27

they're like, so he got all the way through

1:07:30

heavy TSA security and it just happened to not

1:07:32

work. Is he wearing a fucking maxi pad? The

1:07:34

underwear looks like an eagle. The girl's underwear. He

1:07:36

looks like a big man. Looks like America. He

1:07:39

looks like a big man. I have to chipotle

1:07:41

around. So the hole is right where

1:07:43

either his asshole or his dick is. Either way, no

1:07:45

bueno. Either way, not a

1:07:47

good place to get burned. No. You want to

1:07:49

blow a hole in the... Imagine they had to

1:07:51

make you take your fucking underwear after that

1:07:54

one. Well, we have a president set with

1:07:56

two. Yeah. Time to take

1:07:58

your panties off, everybody. I'd be even

1:08:00

hornier than their port remember there was the one that you

1:08:02

would go through to show the outline of your dick and

1:08:04

people Are no yeah Yeah,

1:08:07

people stopped you can't do that You

1:08:14

see videos like oh look at this chick look at her pussy

1:08:18

Dick I think about it every time I

1:08:20

go through the fucking thing I'm like goddamn

1:08:22

nobody better see this well You ever seen

1:08:24

the photos of people that used to working

1:08:26

with x-ray machines back in

1:08:29

the early days They used to x-ray

1:08:31

their hand every day to calibrate the

1:08:33

machine and then a lot of these

1:08:35

people got horrible cancer Oh, no, because

1:08:37

they were there look basically getting x-rayed

1:08:39

every day Well, so you can see

1:08:41

what see if you find that like

1:08:43

x-ray every day hands calibrating dangers something

1:08:46

But it was like a black and white photo

1:08:48

of this lady's hand. It was horrific looking down

1:08:50

it up. You got a weird job physician's

1:08:53

hand tumor induced by Multiple cancers

1:08:55

yeah, those are good, but there's like some more high

1:08:57

resolution photos of Damage

1:09:06

that people got to their hands while they

1:09:08

were working on x-ray machines whoa But

1:09:13

they didn't know anything back then I'm

1:09:15

not here's remember they would fucking put a

1:09:18

big lead sheet Yeah, you're checking your chest you

1:09:20

remember the thing where we're shooting Light

1:09:23

at you and leave a shadow on the wall No,

1:09:25

what was like in Disney it would shoot

1:09:27

a fucking x-ray thing at you Then you walk

1:09:29

away you see your own shadow on the

1:09:31

wall left there and that got it me that's

1:09:34

got me I mean that happened. I remember

1:09:36

it. What yeah for real sure. Yeah for real

1:09:38

those photos in here She wore a nut yeah

1:09:40

when you see where someone's body was with

1:09:42

a blast went off Turned to

1:09:44

dust you only see a shadow of

1:09:47

their body like a vampire before they disintegrate yeah

1:09:49

that Like an

1:09:51

iPad video or an i-apple

1:09:54

you get it the commercial We're doing

1:09:56

that with they all jump to do

1:09:58

something they shot x-rays out of it Left a shadow

1:10:00

behind them and then I don't know if that's the

1:10:02

same one is that the same one? It's not what

1:10:04

he's talking about, but it's not x-rays. It's too fun. I

1:10:06

got it at the center They were doing it as a

1:10:09

kid. Oh, yeah, right. I don't think that's bad for

1:10:11

you. I think this is bullshit, right? It's just this

1:10:13

is a picture It's

1:10:15

just like video people on dark I think that's like

1:10:17

well, I mean if it's golden dark Then that's be

1:10:19

like the radium or whatever right might be like an

1:10:21

iridium screen is that what I don't

1:10:23

I'm just there right here How

1:10:26

do they use it and they're having a great you can use

1:10:28

your flashlight or something to draw pictures on the walls like glow

1:10:30

in the dark Are

1:10:37

your memories suck Wait,

1:10:44

how old were you I was like fours

1:10:46

of all so you guys are all fully like a bitch to

1:10:48

it You guys no no no no no

1:10:50

I'm not making funny. I'm just making fun of your hair. See

1:10:52

you guys were all jude out Have

1:10:54

you guys been like full Jewish uniform doing that? It's just

1:10:56

the yarmulke It must have been so funny to say I

1:10:59

went to a good first She parked in a

1:11:01

bunch of Jewish people were there the full clothes

1:11:03

like you know I mean they're in like their

1:11:05

outfit Outfit and they went down the it was

1:11:07

called title for so it would drop you down

1:11:10

But I remember all the Jews were in one

1:11:13

Sideburns going up behind there.

1:11:15

They came by they were all chanting. They were going

1:11:17

water is wet water My

1:11:20

friend so it was the funniest thing it is funny

1:11:22

even the acidic ones are funny. Yeah, that was funny

1:11:24

They knew it was fun. I got a question for

1:11:26

you. Yeah, you're fully bald good How

1:11:28

do you keep the young like if I join the tribe

1:11:30

would have to glue one on it's a good question Joe

1:11:33

It's a legit question. Yeah, or you

1:11:35

get a big enough one to like hold on with gravity. How do

1:11:37

you hold on? Tight

1:11:41

one like a fucking nice beanie. Yeah, I'm his rocky

1:11:43

one. Oh you do that You don't have to have

1:11:45

a little baby one no no no that's gonna fuck

1:11:47

punkers But what could you the baby one bench

1:11:49

bureau? It's a punk. He's a punk her Hey,

1:11:52

you heard it first. There's no respect for the

1:11:55

Jewish world so Trump

1:11:58

yarmulke story tracks That's hilarious.

1:12:00

So that big one was a big one. How

1:12:02

does the ball may wear down right?

1:12:04

That's right one. That's the wrong one. Crawl. I got

1:12:06

a bald one. There you go. Click on that. Yeah,

1:12:08

you can do one of those Yeah, that's a big

1:12:10

People we're not just a beanie. Oh, I like that.

1:12:13

Yeah, that's all Join

1:12:15

if I could wear some shit like that People

1:12:17

it's fix on one hand of your organization.

1:12:19

Well, I'm gonna lose your circumcision because you

1:12:21

got to redo it already Yeah, do it.

1:12:23

Yeah, you guys are really old new one.

1:12:26

You have to have new reg what? But

1:12:28

I already lost all that skin. What are you gonna do? You

1:12:30

got a little snip. No, that's not true. That

1:12:33

is true. How much of a snip not much You're all

1:12:35

right. You're locked it. What does a rabbi have to

1:12:37

suck it? It's up to you, but it's not necessary Take

1:12:39

it Right,

1:12:42

it's a free. Look isn't that

1:12:44

what there's like a term for it like to keep the seats

1:12:46

on the seats Go like that. Yeah Little

1:12:50

spit, yeah. All right, I can get

1:12:52

over that. I'm strong willed. Yeah, I won't that

1:12:55

won't haunt me He just little so what else

1:12:57

that's it to the prayer. No, what's the benefits

1:12:59

of your organization locks? Nobody looks at you twice

1:13:01

Really? Yeah, what do you mean locks go

1:13:04

get bagels of locks? Nobody says also appropriation.

1:13:06

Oh Okay, that's it. Yeah,

1:13:08

once the foreskin has been removed. It

1:13:10

cannot be removed again. Yeah, that's the

1:13:12

good news Your man converting to Judaism

1:13:14

rabbi star continues and you've already circumcised

1:13:16

Wow There's the ritual of how to

1:13:18

fat damn Brit a

1:13:21

ritual drawing of blood. It's on brief

1:13:23

general Dom Breit It generally

1:13:25

is what can be best described as

1:13:27

a pinprick so that imprint your dick.

1:13:29

Yeah. Yeah What why let's talk about

1:13:31

what part of my dick guys? I think don't

1:13:33

do it. I don't know You did. Yeah, the

1:13:35

tip is very against you know, the little like

1:13:37

the little line that like that. Yeah. Yeah That

1:13:39

was I love

1:13:41

that line. Yeah, maybe that fuck that line if I

1:13:44

get to join the tribe tell me about the benefits

1:13:48

That's what I'm getting the class Got

1:13:55

some legacy appointments, but you control everything.

1:13:57

You give me late to class. Yeah,

1:13:59

you have a A hard say on

1:14:01

the weather. There you go You

1:14:04

could decide if it's really important. It's Saturday's off time.

1:14:06

Sheriff. Look. I need it to be nice this week

1:14:08

I'm going hunting and none of you

1:14:10

are going you control the weather you guys control the

1:14:12

weather Can we cut this

1:14:14

out? You just

1:14:17

know about this She

1:14:20

controlled the weathers like prayer or he actually are

1:14:22

you like Joe? There's machines that are on on

1:14:24

the level that none of you could really understand

1:14:26

like what they say UFOs are I'm

1:14:29

talking about you guys I've

1:14:35

got to get to the Sun's game tonight.

1:14:37

I love the NBA I

1:14:43

got your fucking dreidel And

1:14:45

we got a lot of top of the tree

1:14:48

the dirty sack religious. What yeah get the dreidel

1:14:50

off there come on Oh, that's the funniest things

1:14:53

Traitles dreidel dreidel dreidel problem with that,

1:14:55

but it doesn't what what's

1:14:57

gambling bro? It's

1:14:59

a gambling game. Yeah That

1:15:03

there's four things there's nothing

1:15:06

Give in get half the pot get all the

1:15:08

pot and you steal the money and run then

1:15:10

you don't pay taxes any of it Whoa, I

1:15:12

someone sent me something about how many how much

1:15:14

money you spend in taxes

1:15:16

in California? If you make 1.5 million

1:15:19

dollars a year, it's wild on other tales

1:15:21

of not relating to most people But

1:15:26

if it's 1.5 million you think you're balling under control

1:15:28

right yeah, what do you bring like 600 grams is

1:15:30

a hate crime Got

1:15:36

circumcised at 33 why he

1:15:38

kept getting infections Oh,

1:15:40

what's up to legit we get the shmegma in

1:15:43

there. How about wash your dick you dirty bitch

1:15:45

damn taxes, okay? How's that what's

1:15:47

this guy's name show you? Show

1:15:49

less than half yeah, what 70

1:15:52

million dollars a year salary 25.9

1:15:54

federal tax 4.65

1:15:57

California can't wait takes 4.6 million 2.1

1:16:00

million agent fee 2 million jocks tax

1:16:03

7 million agent 1.64 FICA Medicare Fuck

1:16:07

the jock 33.6 million net income The

1:16:12

year the taxes he plays in the places that

1:16:14

do have tests like state taxes or other like

1:16:17

jock Yeah,

1:16:19

there's like you pay taxes states

1:16:22

that should happen when he makes money other

1:16:24

places, right? Yeah, Canada I want one of

1:16:26

those Has that you

1:16:28

know you had to pay taxes in every state you

1:16:30

perform in every country to do a gig in

1:16:32

England You gotta pay England taxes right in that

1:16:34

gig. Oh He

1:16:37

makes less than no drink. Yeah Wow

1:16:41

Love five really since I'll go into good Yeah,

1:16:45

we're not using it to fucking do whatever the fuck they

1:16:47

want with it. Please. It's all super well-managed Yeah

1:16:51

Good job of like keeping us together as

1:16:53

a society. Yeah, they're battling the homeless the

1:16:55

way we'd want them to yeah They're tackling

1:16:57

major issues is happening at every city in

1:16:59

America. Yeah, they encourage people come together Yeah,

1:17:02

they're encouraging that No, we

1:17:04

gotta we gotta fund Ukraine We

1:17:07

need show he otoni to sign with the Dodgers to

1:17:09

fund Ukraine Yeah,

1:17:12

I can feel it we're out of money oh Yeah,

1:17:16

it's like the story came and went yeah Much

1:17:19

money before you fuck the country forever They

1:17:22

keep printing it gas is $7 how

1:17:24

much more can they print before they fuck us

1:17:26

like literally into the gutter? None of these students

1:17:28

are really protesting against Russia. Huh

1:17:31

just about Israel or the wheeler. That's

1:17:33

pretty weird Yeah, same shit. Is there

1:17:35

any Against Russia a little

1:17:37

they beat up some fucking Children

1:17:39

or Russian descent in like seventh grade in Switzerland

1:17:41

shit like that in Switzerland, but nothing like in

1:17:43

Harvard Nothing pushed around

1:17:46

like you're fucking Russian and Mom

1:17:48

and dad are here in Switzerland. Don't

1:17:51

fucking push a Russian. Yeah, right death

1:17:53

to Russians. Yeah on campuses Wild

1:17:56

that shit it's been going on for two years,

1:17:58

too. How long has it been going on now? Yeah,

1:18:01

it was almost two years. It was like

1:18:03

February. Do you remember how quick the app,

1:18:05

like all of a sudden we

1:18:07

were in Iraq for like years. Yeah, like

1:18:09

over a decade. It happened so quick. It

1:18:12

happened so quick. Yeah. It starts out like

1:18:14

they're invading and then next thing you know,

1:18:16

three, four, five, six, it's all these years

1:18:18

of occupation. And all those

1:18:20

years it just racking out. Dead people.

1:18:22

Racking up dead people and money. Yeah.

1:18:25

Good times. So many dead people. It was

1:18:27

better when we didn't know anything. Yeah. But

1:18:29

as long as it's not happening to you

1:18:31

in front of your face, it's abstract. Well.

1:18:33

And that's what allows people to like call

1:18:35

for genocide and all this nutty shit. It's

1:18:37

just an idea. They're not really understanding what

1:18:39

they mean. I'm like, that's your buddy, David.

1:18:42

He's going to get killed. And there's also

1:18:44

like this pressure to be the most radical,

1:18:46

most radical intellectual peers.

1:18:48

Yeah. And they're all

1:18:50

like rebelling hard against their stockbroker dad

1:18:52

who's paying for being in that school.

1:18:56

Yeah. All of it. Who's

1:18:58

paying Israel? All of their dads are paying

1:19:00

Israel. It's all bananas. Yeah. They're also all

1:19:02

living in the shadow of black people. When

1:19:04

Black Lives Matter came, it was like a

1:19:06

real thing. And then Indians wanted it. Fucking

1:19:09

Arabs wanted it. Asians wanted it. And they're

1:19:11

like, we also Asian hate. Stop Asian hating.

1:19:13

It's like, guys, you're not black. Shut the

1:19:15

fuck up. Nobody hates you. Indians,

1:19:18

nobody fucking hates you. Nobody

1:19:20

fucking cares about you. Now do do's too. Jews,

1:19:23

stop controlling everything and being dominant.

1:19:25

Nobody's making money educating your children.

1:19:28

Stop it already. Stop taking care of each

1:19:30

other. Do the Asians. No, no, no. You

1:19:34

don't wear my glasses? Chill, chill, chill.

1:19:36

I like my shoes. All

1:19:40

right. Could you hand me a Bud Light, please? I

1:19:42

sure will, buddy. There you go. Someday you'll find the

1:19:44

error of your ways. Yeah. Now

1:19:46

we're talking. You know, the dick got smaller.

1:19:50

One day you will come

1:19:52

to learn the folly of your actions. But

1:19:55

the Asian porn is still blurred. Still

1:19:57

blurred. Are they still blurred?

1:20:01

I can't identify you but your pussy can't identify your bare

1:20:03

face. That might be the gayest

1:20:05

thing about me. I don't like those. Not the

1:20:07

blurred part. I don't like the spindly Asian man.

1:20:10

Are they hairless? Well because you can't relate. Yeah

1:20:12

well I just look like a fat version of

1:20:14

a hairless tiny dick guy. That was the black

1:20:17

dick. It's not about relating. Yeah it has nothing

1:20:19

to do with relating. It's just the...

1:20:22

Yeah. Emma Willman has the best joke about it. When

1:20:24

I watch porn I watch heterosexual porn. I like

1:20:26

to imagine I'm the man and I was only blowjob

1:20:29

porn so I can stick my... Cock in a girl's

1:20:31

mouth and tell her to shut the fuck up. She's

1:20:33

hilarious. She's... Emma Willman's

1:20:35

hilarious. He's funny. That

1:20:38

was Christopher Hitchens argument about women not

1:20:41

being funny. They are funny. They

1:20:43

have to be kind of dikey. I mean... Oh

1:20:45

man. Well Christopher Hitchens was an amazing

1:20:47

troll. One of the original great trolls. He was

1:20:49

like this is actually what I believe. I know

1:20:51

it's making you angry. That's why I'll say it.

1:20:54

But it is true. He was an amazing troll.

1:20:56

He was an amazing troll. Because he

1:20:58

was smarter than everybody and a troll. And a

1:21:00

drunk. Oh yeah. And

1:21:02

always lit. Yeah. Good old style.

1:21:04

And that's what took him out unfortunately. Because he was around

1:21:06

today. Booze. Yeah booze and

1:21:09

cigarettes. That's bad for you. Shit.

1:21:11

What? He was too fucking smart.

1:21:13

Too fucking smart. Did he take care of his health? Yeah.

1:21:16

He looked rough those last couple years. But goddamn he was

1:21:19

fun. That guy was fun. And

1:21:21

he was on Bill Maher once and there's

1:21:23

this famous clip of him talking about the

1:21:25

Ottoman Turks. About Jefferson sent the

1:21:27

Navy to fight off the Ottoman Turks. And they

1:21:30

were kidnapping Americans just because they're infidels. And he's

1:21:32

like why are you doing this to us? We

1:21:34

didn't do anything to you. And he

1:21:36

said well you're infidels. And it says in the Quran I can do

1:21:38

whatever I want. Have you ever seen that

1:21:40

clip? No. But can you

1:21:42

find Christopher H. on Bill Maher talking

1:21:45

about the Ottoman Turks. The Barbary. Barbary

1:21:47

pirates. Yeah. Seems like they're just

1:21:49

kind of violent. That was our first. That was our first war.

1:21:52

Our first war. War and war. Yep. Yep.

1:21:56

From day one we were going after the Muslims. What

1:21:58

year was that? That would have been

1:22:00

like Early

1:22:04

18 early 1800s like the

1:22:06

aughts we thought we could take them

1:22:08

there But for now, I know that would have been during

1:22:11

Napoleon. So it would have been Why

1:22:14

are so many people complaining about this Napoleon movie? I've

1:22:16

not seen it yet. I love being babies I love

1:22:19

those complaining. They actually didn't like her or they did

1:22:21

like it any other complaints Well, is that just like

1:22:23

what always happens with every big movie? Some

1:22:26

hatred and then you're gonna like like the fucking

1:22:28

we're complaining about inaccuracies in a

1:22:31

historical movie They're

1:22:33

literally making Cleopatra movies where she's Every

1:22:37

single one of the point Version

1:22:39

of it. We're not making a documentary this one

1:22:42

At least stuck to like what I slightly knew

1:22:44

about it right same as Tarantino with like you

1:22:46

beat up Bruce Lee But that's a really fun

1:22:48

or or we killed Hitler. Yeah, but

1:22:50

it burned him alive. It's not having fun Tarantino

1:22:53

he beats the Manson family. That's

1:22:55

what I'm saying. That's what Tarantino

1:22:57

does with But

1:23:00

uh, this one's like he

1:23:02

shot the pyramids that didn't

1:23:04

happen, right? Well, no, that's like stuff like that

1:23:06

was always a myth that he shot the nose

1:23:08

off the green Yeah, yeah, but in the movie

1:23:10

shoots a cannon at the pyramids or at the

1:23:12

pyramids Yeah, she could have done who knows when

1:23:14

I was in Paris. They showed us the thing

1:23:16

that when Um Somebody in

1:23:18

Paris was buried in in one of

1:23:20

the tombs there and they make the entrance low. So everyone's

1:23:23

on point Yeah, so everyone had

1:23:25

to like it out their head to get in

1:23:27

and see this and they came in and said

1:23:29

no, that's it Yeah, very there. And so the

1:23:31

everyone had to and Hitler was like, I'm not

1:23:33

bowing them I respect him though build a set

1:23:35

of mirrors so I can see

1:23:37

is that is that bowing? Did we get that

1:23:39

right? Was that Hitler and Napoleon? It was that

1:23:41

sort of what I think so Yeah, how weird

1:23:44

is bending your knees is disrespectful in

1:23:46

some ways respectful or yeah

1:23:49

Or it's somehow another compromises you well

1:23:51

the whole thing is respected. Yeah, I

1:23:53

get it Oh, you mean you're dead.

1:23:55

You're still making somebody in the future

1:23:57

have to adjust for you. Yeah, that's

1:23:59

pretty sweet That's weird doesn't bother me at all.

1:24:01

No of course you wouldn't well your forefoot. Yeah.

1:24:03

Yeah That's

1:24:07

true, I'd rarely have to duck But

1:24:10

if I could up guys just wouldn't understand why anyone would

1:24:13

give shit like don't you want to see the dead guy?

1:24:15

Yeah, you know I ate off Hitler. They're already there I'm

1:24:20

not fucking bending down for any of you

1:24:22

got to mess and testosterone this podcast always

1:24:24

goes to Hitler It's

1:24:26

a fascinating individual Also, it's there's

1:24:28

a real possibility of a rise

1:24:30

of a Hitler today the way shit is going

1:24:33

down today I would

1:24:35

have never imagined we'd be this far gone. Yeah

1:24:38

in 2013 and said in 10 years Gaita

1:24:42

was justifying saying death to the

1:24:44

Jews or somehow to the Jews It's

1:24:47

so fucking crazy calling for the jet is not

1:24:49

a Jews. That's your gate off

1:24:51

filler. Yeah, I call my buddy I call

1:24:53

my buddy Chris O'Connor. I call him doctor

1:24:55

ate off sponge Why road

1:24:57

dogs the funniest name possible and now

1:24:59

everybody calls him doctor His

1:25:07

nickname was turd Other

1:25:09

that hurt that I take eight off sponge all you

1:25:11

get on stage and people go turn Yeah,

1:25:14

now it's dr. A doll sponge Dr. A

1:25:16

doll you could

1:25:19

bring back gang this You

1:25:22

can name your kid gang. It's like wow what a badass

1:25:24

name, huh? You can bring my Lenin That's

1:25:27

a cool name setup would have worked if not

1:25:29

for the moment eight off looked into the mirror

1:25:32

His hat began to tip forward in an

1:25:34

effort to save his hat from falling to

1:25:36

the ground He leaned forward to catch it

1:25:38

even in death Napoleon remains a man others

1:25:40

pay their respects to but not a pay

1:25:43

He caught your hat what so we say

1:25:45

car Fucking daddy. Yes, Eddie's

1:25:47

that's just somewhere. It's like Napoleon still rules

1:25:49

pretty dope to know where they buried him

1:25:52

man. That's pretty sweet Yeah,

1:25:54

look at that. That's pretty fucking amazing pretty

1:25:56

cool. Do when you go to fucking that

1:25:58

part of the world Like if

1:26:01

you go to like especially Rome and you

1:26:03

see their their ancient shit You

1:26:05

know like what was life back then when

1:26:07

they were building like like

1:26:09

st. Peter's Basilica like they did

1:26:11

why? Yeah, get back then see

1:26:14

like no crane. How did they even do this?

1:26:16

He's not wearing a hat I took his hat

1:26:18

off to pay respect. There's all these stories stories

1:26:20

are such reading into its story Yeah, all these

1:26:22

legends are yeah, I was like he took his

1:26:24

hat up that he was hot It also could

1:26:26

be moved to Napoleon's tomb back to Vienna Oh

1:26:30

that baller move this was cut it up

1:26:32

and ship it. Yeah Together

1:26:34

make sure you take pictures. Well.

1:26:36

Yeah Wow would you ever see the

1:26:39

video where they there's video where they

1:26:41

moved this Immense temple in Egypt. Oh,

1:26:44

yeah a period of several years a

1:26:46

man pulling son moved to Vienna. Oh

1:26:49

Jimmy Napoleon from Vienna his son be moved

1:26:52

to from Vienna to lie beside his father.

1:26:54

That's well. That's Funny

1:26:56

it was very obsessed with Napoleon

1:26:58

not doing exactly what he did Which

1:27:00

is blow everything by trying to invade Russia

1:27:02

and then and then he just did

1:27:04

it and then he did Like

1:27:07

I'll get it right yeah, I know I'll get

1:27:09

it right it's like tin cup You

1:27:14

can't talk about Hitler without talking about

1:27:16

methamphetamines sure can't talk about Hitler without

1:27:18

the deck I was literally shooting cocaine

1:27:21

Shooting him up with testosterone and cocaine get

1:27:23

Joe a drink there fatty come on. He

1:27:26

was fired up Whiskey

1:27:31

Proteus cooling about Napoleon was literally

1:27:34

kicked him off The

1:27:36

country on an island alone. Yeah came back

1:27:38

and was like you guys need me and

1:27:40

they're like, all right One

1:27:43

more time the bears getting back together. Yeah,

1:27:45

and it worked. He's the Marion Barry

1:27:47

of Paris. He's a Trump of Paris He

1:27:51

is oh god. I hope not because

1:27:53

it didn't end well. Well, you think it's gonna end well

1:27:55

for Trump He's 78. They're already trying to put him in

1:27:57

jail every 10 minutes. Yeah, how's that? How's that? ascended

1:28:00

well they keep coming for him. It's

1:28:02

amazing you know when they sold a

1:28:04

little bit of like exaggeration. Yeah it's

1:28:07

like they went after such a small thing so many times that when

1:28:09

I go after for a big thing people would be like we're tired

1:28:11

of this. Yeah well it's

1:28:13

just the big thing is weird the whole thing is

1:28:15

weird because as soon as you find out that

1:28:17

they valued Mar-a-Lago at 18 million dollars like oh this

1:28:19

is a scam. I mean this whole thing is

1:28:21

you're railroading him. What do

1:28:23

you mean? They were saying that he

1:28:26

overvalued Mar-a-Lago because Mar-a-Lago he valued it

1:28:28

like a billion dollars and the judge

1:28:30

said it was worth 18 million which

1:28:33

is insane. Well it was

1:28:35

a tax thing for purposes when he

1:28:37

bought it in the 90s. Yeah

1:28:39

but it still doesn't make sense even

1:28:41

if you say it's a historical landmark

1:28:44

and you can't ever like turn

1:28:46

into anything else it's insanely valuable it's

1:28:48

an immense property on one

1:28:50

of the most expensive pieces of real estate

1:28:52

in the world just the

1:28:55

land alone is probably worth 50 million dollars

1:28:57

if not more. 18 million is like 26

1:29:00

acres and the place is a

1:29:02

castle. Have you ever seen a

1:29:04

video when they go into it and explain it's the

1:29:06

most opulent place. I've been in there. Pull it up.

1:29:08

Oh that's right you have. Yeah how crazy is it?

1:29:10

It was awesome. Did you fuck Melania? Did

1:29:13

you fuck Melania? No. You suck Melania's

1:29:15

dick. Nice bro. That's the dream. Big

1:29:17

Mel. Imagine if that's the real truth.

1:29:22

I think it's been proven wrong. I think it's

1:29:24

been proven wrong. I think it's been married to

1:29:26

a trans lady. And then you're like

1:29:28

hey we're gonna run for president but it's gonna look hard

1:29:30

into you and not to go oh I'm out then. Those

1:29:32

nudes are hot. Those are great nudes. Ahhhh.

1:29:36

He was on in on trans before

1:29:38

anyone. He was. He was. Transcontinental. He's

1:29:40

also the most honest about everything. Like

1:29:42

we never get mad at him for

1:29:44

anything. Everybody loves him no matter what

1:29:46

which is a good example like what

1:29:49

people really care about. He was

1:29:51

on Burt's Cruises and black jeans and a black t-shirt every

1:29:53

night on the top deck in the sun. He

1:29:57

can't not be north of the city. That's always a pretty little

1:29:59

man. Weird really is well. He's

1:30:01

New York City today. Yeah, ah

1:30:03

yeah That little weasel Cowboys

1:30:05

man belongs in Manhattan. He's a creature

1:30:08

of that island. Yeah He's

1:30:11

a New York creature He wasn't

1:30:13

well known you'd like He's

1:30:16

off I'm

1:30:18

killed Tony too. He said uh Norton looks

1:30:20

like if you poured him an any receptacle.

1:30:22

He would just fit into it Oh Before

1:30:36

Norton Southern transit Milania

1:30:39

to Jack Mar-a-Lago being

1:30:41

worth a lot of money then putting down Alani

1:30:44

is nude come on. Yeah, those are

1:30:46

Alani's nudes are pretty great. They're great

1:30:49

I didn't know she was Duncan sent me a picture of her

1:30:51

like who's this he's like it's your first lady Yeah

1:30:55

jackpot bing bing bing bing bing

1:30:57

we have a winner First

1:31:00

lady first lady of all Who's

1:31:04

number two? Yeah,

1:31:07

although that tipper go Nelly

1:31:13

the conversations over like Carmen

1:31:15

Electra. Yeah the conversation. She's on a

1:31:17

plane She's on a

1:31:19

private jet. She's on the pillow that private jet light your

1:31:21

shoes off You're right. You can do it at a once

1:31:23

in a while, dude. Yeah Who

1:31:27

cares now is that an expensive hooker or

1:31:29

what? Yeah, I mean a

1:31:31

billion dollars, bro Hi

1:31:36

I just married a businessman come on How's money

1:31:38

and then he got super into the public eye

1:31:40

how amazing it looks like you just farted in

1:31:42

the aisle at Target And she turned around look

1:31:44

at that. Oh my love. She's a bond villain

1:31:46

I mean as much as people hate Trump now

1:31:49

when you go back and look at him later

1:31:51

on In him when guys are

1:31:53

on a podcast a hundred years from now

1:31:55

talking about what? autopilot

1:32:02

I don't think he's really flying when

1:32:05

guys run a hundred years from

1:32:07

now they're talking about Trump I gotta tell

1:32:09

our white guy he is good though like

1:32:11

a fake guy if we had an old

1:32:14

president who was like this

1:32:16

like a hundred years ago bro listen

1:32:18

I'm crazy this motherfucker was that's true

1:32:20

there's a couple all of it is

1:32:22

a wild ones but not documented like

1:32:25

this with photographs photos video yeah his

1:32:27

timing it's one of the first ones

1:32:29

we can go back and check the

1:32:31

exactly yeah you can see pictures yeah

1:32:34

I was on a plane video like

1:32:36

different on guys like Jackson's wife was

1:32:38

hot video him of him talking like

1:32:41

a comic yeah said about electric tanks

1:32:43

they're gonna make tanks they're gonna be

1:32:45

electric they're gonna be good for the

1:32:47

environment and they're gonna blow the fucking

1:32:49

shit out of everything he said UFC

1:32:51

fights I mean how many presidents are

1:32:53

at like oh no wait a minute

1:32:55

look at this googlyboo that Katy Perry

1:32:57

that's her on the right don't

1:32:59

worry about her so much I'm gonna go for

1:33:02

a see photo shoot I love

1:33:04

that word racy racy solaris whoa

1:33:06

Nelly so he wins he

1:33:08

wins in history when you go back to the

1:33:11

free vampire is that go back up oh maybe

1:33:13

we got a situation no

1:33:15

that's a small Mike that's a tiny

1:33:18

Mike the tape worm who the fuck

1:33:20

is that probably the artist I bet

1:33:22

oh the fatale empire he's gotta be

1:33:25

a vampire yeah wow that guy oh

1:33:27

he's like yeah the photos yeah

1:33:29

whoa this is a nude ones oh you gotta join Jesus

1:33:36

you got my vote why she's so angry

1:33:38

wins because she has to be and baron

1:33:40

bond angry like if you can conquer the

1:33:42

angry hot one yeah the angry hot one

1:33:44

is the

1:33:50

one you want yeah you don't want the

1:33:52

one that likes everybody you're smiling yeah you

1:33:54

want to know me so hot one I

1:33:56

win yeah yeah the final boss and the

1:33:58

fucking Mike Tyson punch-out game hey Stormed

1:34:00

Annals was no uh, slove. Stormed Annals was

1:34:02

pretty good. I love her tough goes. He

1:34:04

called her horse face on Twitter. As

1:34:07

president. As president. Like,

1:34:09

how petty. That's like 50 cent levels

1:34:11

of petty. I love when he goes, I

1:34:14

wouldn't have sex with her, she's not my type. You're

1:34:16

not my type. Oh, that was so good. I had

1:34:18

to be quite honest, you're not my type either. Never.

1:34:23

Wow. I would never be with you. He's

1:34:26

just throwing her off. Well, he's trying to throw him

1:34:28

off. I mean, he's just getting at her like street

1:34:30

work. He's like, you know, I do negotiations. Yeah.

1:34:32

He's talking to you like he would talk to you on the apprentice. He

1:34:35

sold stakes. Did he really? Oh yeah,

1:34:37

he had a good stake company. Trump the

1:34:39

board game was a good game. It

1:34:42

was a Trump board game? I remember when I was

1:34:44

a kid. It was good. Of course you guys got

1:34:47

it. You're like, the goal is to get all the

1:34:49

money. Monopoly's good. Trump the game, we'll

1:34:51

teach you more. At the end, the winner has all

1:34:53

the money and I take from you. Hey, what was

1:34:55

the Trump University deal? What was that all about? It

1:34:58

was just like any fucking online bullshit. What

1:35:01

were they trying to do? Probably

1:35:03

if you follow this online course, you'll be a genius. It

1:35:06

was a good game. That's the one. Trump

1:35:08

Monopoly. It was way before apprentice. Yeah, it was before

1:35:10

apprentice. Oh yeah, it was like early 80s. Look

1:35:14

at the money Trump. It was always you're

1:35:17

fired. Isn't that wild? Yeah,

1:35:19

he got it coined or whatever. Copyrighted.

1:35:21

Did he really? You're fired? Yeah.

1:35:24

That's an amazing thing. I'm back in your

1:35:26

fire. It's fun for copyright. It's time. That's

1:35:28

fucking Kenny Powers. I'm in and you're out.

1:35:31

Fuck you. I mean, there

1:35:33

was a Trump pop up store in

1:35:35

Manhattan. Really? Complete everything Trump head to

1:35:37

toe. The whole store. I love him.

1:35:40

I mean, this was like three years ago. Home Alone 2. It

1:35:42

was great. But it was all this memorabilia.

1:35:45

Him with like Michael Jackson. And with like all these

1:35:47

like covers of everything. Three years ago. Three

1:35:49

years ago. Not being a good time to open

1:35:51

the store. So many raps on. It was pretty awesome. So

1:35:53

many raps on. Trump and them. He was the man.

1:35:56

Is it flattering that he wanted you to do the

1:35:59

RNC? What do they want the baby? I

1:36:01

want to meet had debate with Biden me and

1:36:03

him and Biden. That's fun I would love

1:36:05

to see you do it. I still fuck around We

1:36:12

were just talking about this because stop OS

1:36:14

was on my part stop

1:36:16

rose stop rose Yeah,

1:36:21

how do you say right stop rose right, but

1:36:23

you say rose is a stop us stop Maybe

1:36:26

maybe if you yeah, don't mean don't they say it

1:36:28

like they were they don't say No,

1:36:40

we were here for us go. He's so fucking

1:36:42

funny man I do too fucking funny But we're

1:36:44

talking about squirters and we spent

1:36:46

20 minutes talking about squirters and like the very

1:36:49

next day people were calling for me To host

1:36:51

the Republican debate I

1:36:55

think we really showed the studies from

1:36:57

the Japan Center for urology where they

1:37:00

fill the woman study in it Environment

1:37:08

they already got a fuck five ladies Blue

1:37:13

dye what and he's thinking her

1:37:15

he's fingering her and she squirting Oh, that's

1:37:17

a hand and the blue dye is is from

1:37:19

the blood. Yeah indicative that it's coming out of

1:37:21

the ladder. Yeah That's

1:37:24

what squirting is This

1:37:26

piss I thought it was lady juice. No whose

1:37:28

job is to hold the can Cameras

1:37:36

they got scientists To

1:37:44

actually have sex with them is that how girls

1:37:46

know remember we figured that out wait sex with

1:37:49

them Trump did this No,

1:37:52

Jamie uses penis. No. No, they each the

1:37:54

two of the ones that are doing it to themselves Did

1:38:00

say that but then we look further into it. Oh, they all

1:38:02

found their own Guys

1:38:07

they had the guy finger him Pardon

1:38:15

it is this guy That's

1:38:20

cool, but don't use your dish no there was

1:38:22

never a blue man group So

1:38:24

the guy that had sex with five there was never

1:38:27

that person that's a fake person It

1:38:30

was miss written and we read it wrong and we're

1:38:32

now So

1:38:36

was that like a translation from Chinese to English

1:38:45

And the other one had their own like their own spouse

1:38:47

or whatever Oh, so

1:38:49

two So

1:38:53

one guy fucked two ladies in this study

1:38:55

there you go, there you go, who's the

1:38:58

guy stud stud? Yeah

1:39:02

With a five-inch dick I

1:39:34

Give full credit full credit Yeah,

1:39:38

but we need to have a video where kid rock

1:39:40

shoots the gun the bullets back into his gun. Oh

1:39:43

Low reverses the effect to put on there. Yeah reverse

1:39:45

it and then me or he blows up shotgun a

1:39:47

beer and yeah Japanese

1:39:50

Lee squared blue Now

1:39:55

now it's making money Lebed blue Hey blue night

1:39:57

give me one of them but I'm

1:40:00

here to fear why have you

1:40:02

only had one I think three or eight That'll

1:40:09

do not Gaza that is not a hospital There's

1:40:13

one of them in there. You gotta be accurate.

1:40:15

He Jewish throwable ball. There

1:40:18

you go They

1:40:24

get the mothership Oh He

1:40:33

wrapped with the beat American

1:40:40

thing Enough

1:40:43

of all this downer shit about the culture wars

1:40:45

and all shit dude Let's talk about how great

1:40:47

America is dude that was celebrate the good that

1:40:49

was just twist and a white dude shooting machine

1:40:51

Yeah, I'd like you to overnight Canada

1:40:53

that'd be illegal to put you in a cage for that talk

1:40:55

to a black guy Without

1:41:00

giving him one of those guns That

1:41:04

was that did rule No,

1:41:11

I could say that it's fun it is fun.

1:41:13

Yeah, but if you're in a place with a

1:41:15

good backstop See if I like grenade range tech

1:41:17

nine He's a

1:41:20

man at the backstop, he's gonna get

1:41:22

fun. He's vibing dude. He ran out of bullets

1:41:27

I'd love to see the accuracy of that a bunch of them Taking

1:41:30

no getting serious. Well, he's got

1:41:32

the open carry on the hip Do you know how

1:41:34

many guys are like that within a

1:41:36

five mile radius of this place? Look at the sword

1:41:38

What a great sound or no reason as a giant

1:41:41

sword we mean for no reason. It's a

1:41:43

perfect reason The fuck is wrong with you? You

1:41:46

know, I want Christmas we need

1:41:49

a bit we got a holiday this thing up Which

1:41:52

one with guns? drummer.

1:42:08

You don't want to know. Should

1:42:12

be a Jew. Yeah, we'll

1:42:14

make a horror movie. You're going to

1:42:16

be able to stay in Harvard. This is

1:42:18

the most American videos that's ever been

1:42:20

made. Hold up.

1:42:24

What does it say? Alex Jones rants an indie folk

1:42:27

song. Look at that over to the right. You've never

1:42:29

seen that? No, click on that. I've never seen it.

1:42:32

Bro, wins. I love remixes. To be in nature,

1:42:34

it'd be natural. And this

1:42:36

is where we find the source that got made. Have you

1:42:38

seen the new rule? No. This is one where the one

1:42:40

friend of super top. Oh,

1:42:42

it has two hands. Yeah. I've

1:42:46

never seen this before. This

1:42:48

is where it's gone. Do

1:42:52

you know how

1:42:55

similar this sounds

1:42:57

to the fucking

1:43:05

Hamas people? I

1:43:21

go out and see these people. They're saying this

1:43:23

and this. It's all the same shit on every

1:43:25

side. Big noses. Yeah. Yeah,

1:43:27

man. That's a great

1:43:30

reason. What's up, Jamie?

1:43:35

What did you ask? He said,

1:43:37

yeah, man. Yeah, man. In the video? Oh,

1:43:40

yeah, man. Thank you. Those subtle

1:43:42

ones. Mark sneaks them in.

1:43:44

Is it hot in here? No. Jamie,

1:43:46

you're not going to be able to see

1:43:48

that. Jamie, it's 75 degrees in here. It's

1:43:51

all that blue piss talk. What do you mean it's not 75

1:43:53

degrees? On his

1:43:55

meteorology. He says it's 75 degrees. Are you being nasty? Do

1:43:58

not make me bully you. in

1:44:00

the giving call me money are you

1:44:02

guys legitimately hard all control that fine

1:44:05

weather warm go down yeah finally some

1:44:07

of that Jew magic I'm flex for

1:44:09

economy guys weather go down please I'll

1:44:11

handle it thank you finally but

1:44:14

if you could yeah you don't

1:44:16

control the weather yeah yeah not do it yeah you have

1:44:18

to control

1:44:21

the weather if you could like make a hurricane his

1:44:23

Pacific spot oh we had it for bad I'm gonna

1:44:25

make it nice what if a hurricane has to happen

1:44:27

well it's

1:44:31

going to happen you can keep it away you can

1:44:33

break break it you can steer it England they

1:44:36

never get on England nice where would you send it

1:44:39

to yeah Potter world well they

1:44:41

they ruined New Orleans people start getting suspicious

1:44:43

England power guy right England hurricanes only hit

1:44:45

power grids of foreign company yeah it's like

1:44:47

weird what's going on it's been a machinery

1:44:50

you imagine they just start targeting tornadoes and

1:44:52

shit that's actually a fucked up question you

1:44:54

don't ask you know where if you had

1:44:56

to pick one place to get hit with

1:44:58

like a tornado but you

1:45:01

had to you have to you have to

1:45:03

be a certain population has to be over

1:45:05

a half a million people yeah you're cute

1:45:07

where do you throw it oh my day

1:45:09

for sure my now dude my beloved Buffalo

1:45:11

bills I'll say Syracuse not bills

1:45:14

my father I love you

1:45:16

she's not up after yesterday no I think you

1:45:18

take Connecticut

1:45:20

out that's it just keep it

1:45:23

my everything hard for doubt nobody

1:45:25

notices you say to hit Tennessee

1:45:27

not just this happened wild

1:45:29

oh that's right oh this weekend a tornado

1:45:31

hit something right would it hit I don't

1:45:34

know it probably electrical part but okay I

1:45:36

want you to imagine if someone can control

1:45:38

the weather yeah that's what I would do

1:45:40

if I was an evil dictator somewhere and

1:45:42

I can control the weather I would attack

1:45:44

power grid I will tornadoes you want to know

1:45:46

how you want to know I know Jews don't control the

1:45:48

weather I don't think Germany gets

1:45:50

any natural disasters and if

1:45:52

I were there I would give them a little

1:45:54

payback and say here's some fucking hail and Israel's

1:45:56

too hot in the summer yeah is

1:45:59

it hail Yeah, I'm a little

1:46:01

hail. Oh, yeah That's

1:46:04

the joke, baby What

1:46:06

is this Jamie this video just came out

1:46:08

today? I had Car

1:46:10

driving through the tornado whoa Look

1:46:13

at that shit, man. He's like I got a

1:46:15

guy psycho. What the fuck were you? Over

1:46:19

oh wow, we need you dumb. It

1:46:21

is where she go and go run

1:46:23

it speed the best Newberg right now

1:46:25

run a gym. What do you guys

1:46:27

go the other way fuck those pussies?

1:46:30

It doesn't matter if you're going one way guys

1:46:32

right. He's going the right way you gotta

1:46:34

go I'm

1:46:37

on team that guy. Yeah, you got to go any

1:46:39

direct. Don't be a pussy. Are you tornado? pull

1:46:42

over Drive

1:46:46

over shit pull over now. It's a

1:46:48

cardigan. You want a car that can

1:46:50

fucking go over bumps You

1:46:53

ever did all right. There's one it's gonna be tough to find I

1:46:57

got big into storm chasing videos. I'm

1:46:59

big tornado fan okay There's

1:47:02

a video this dude who brings his dad with

1:47:04

him to a storm chase So

1:47:06

his dad doesn't know what is how serious

1:47:08

it is so all like the storm chaser

1:47:10

and his friend Jump in the car, and they're like oh

1:47:13

fuck. It's turning. We got to go the dad gets in

1:47:15

the back. He's still like what

1:47:21

He hops in the car smiling and then he realizes

1:47:23

everyone else is panicking these like And

1:47:27

then they get hit by like a fucking tractor Whoa,

1:47:30

they live they live but like they get they

1:47:32

got caught Tornado while they

1:47:34

in a regular car with in a tornado. I'm sure

1:47:37

they had I don't think it was that waited I

1:47:39

think it was regular you ever seen those that are

1:47:42