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The Laundronauts is a production of I Heart Radio.

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This is what we remember, remember,

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this is what it sounded like. What

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we couldn't hear, we made up. The

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rest of it is ultrual. Yeah,

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yeah, yes

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right, there is no wrong

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very only song

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you me, Yes, you

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be paying the two shed stand

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still, Lady, let

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me gather my wherewidos good

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Evening's sister Auntie, apologies

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for my appearance. It's the one

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I knew who you are. Laddy. I'm

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glad and I approve

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barely. The barons

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wait and said, I have errands

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of great import to attend to and

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will return forthwith if not here

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before, their mothers

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at hospital. Much to impack

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there. We

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have so much to tell you. I'll

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be back in one hour. Remember

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what we spoke of, little ones. I'll

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expect a full report with bibliography,

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footnotes and extensive

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and nutations. Woman from

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my own heart, Now leave

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you to it, sir. What's

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happened? Stills? Our mother

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is in the hospital. Did she heard her

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so? Not that

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kind of hospital? And

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where's your father? Captain? Captain?

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Your ung? What is your brother?

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Professor? We have to go live with

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our daddy in another city.

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I'm not going to go live with him? Where

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else are you going to live? A sister Auntie's

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convents? They here with you, Sir

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Marl Coustodian. Here, You're

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not living here with him. Stop

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being such a silly billie. You're the one

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that thinks healing balloons contain moments of wonder.

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Hey, ask

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cursor, I'm going inside.

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Well, I'm supposed

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to watch him, so of

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course after

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you, my dear, stop

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being such a brat. I I captain

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helium. Helium, Why helium

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are you going at all? There is

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nothing to tell? Okay, she

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thinks that I'll show him.

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You asked us to capture a moment of wonder, unspoiled

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and intact. Helium makes things

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flip. It also makes people sound like cartoon

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characters. I felt that made helium

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pretty darn wonderful. So la

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hearing is a moment of wonder captured,

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unspoiled and intact. Interesting.

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Hey, I didn't touch it. That

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wasn't supposed to happen, and they

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have gotten that a little too close

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to the dryer. Dear, At least

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I tried. He has not

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a that's not true, sir, evidence

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Please, I reject your premise.

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Do you even know what that means. I like, get up,

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sir, tured aggressive, but continue.

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It's impossible to capture a moment of wonder, sir,

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because a moment of wonder is unique to that moment

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in time and cannot be reproduced. And wonder

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is something you can measure and capture, sir. It

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can only be felt an experience in that moment,

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well argued, counselor well

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argued indeed, and you were correct

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in all of your analyzes except one, which

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one is that, sir, a moment of

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wonder could be captured in our memories,

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and our memories I contained forever in

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things the care

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it is she you

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said it died. I apologize

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for my deception, Professor. It

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was necessary until I knew you both

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could be trusted. It feels

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like a regular old pen, but the

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memories it contains, the

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stories it has written and has yet all right,

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what do you mean, sir? I am bequeathing you

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this heirloan from the laundro

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or not law. I know

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you will be a stout guardian. I will

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be stout, sir. I promise, what about

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me? What about you? Dear? Do I

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give you que the hairloom? This is what

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I mean. Neither of you has surmounted your launder

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or challenge. You're both failed,

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failed mightily and merrily,

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and that means the challenge remains open and

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your efforts they are still lacking intangible

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results. Show me, nevertheless,

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that you are now fit and ready for what

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awaits you wait, the

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Passion of Hoodwink.

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This is not a Londronnautical Children.

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It is an addendum, a supplemental

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chapter we discovered many years later.

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Though it was written many years before, it

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remains vital to our narrative. At this

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time. It can only be imparted by Hoodwink

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himself in his own words,

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in his own voice, it will be jarring.

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So settled, stich lass

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and prepare yourselves for the Passion

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of Hoodwink. Submitted into

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the Londron Art Annimals, Sunday

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No. M nineteen, nineteen thirty

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nine. My

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first memory as an animated was the image

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of my creator throttling me. My

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first word as inanimate was stop. It

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took a moment for me to realize the sound had

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come from me, but as soon as I did, it

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was as if I had been speaking all my life.

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What exactly do you

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think you're doing? I asked

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my creator in a rather indignant

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tone. I'll be asking the questions

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around here, who or what are

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you? Exactly? I was

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about to ask you the same, ask

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me the same flight, Who or

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what you were? Me?

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Boy? A boy? You

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don't look like a boy. How

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would you know what a boy looks like? You're

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a foot Oh, I am well

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aware of what a boy looks like, I

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shouted indignantly. And it certainly

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doesn't look anything like you, which

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was an odd thing for me to say, meaning that I

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didn't know what the boy looked like. My creator

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gazed strangely at the backs of his hands.

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Fine, I'm a man,

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an old man, and you're

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my bootlace. Bootlace. I'm

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a bootlace. Welcome you

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were Now you're a the

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schlockling. A

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schlockling. I thought I

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was a bootlace. I'm the one who made

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you, and I am now declaring you a slockling.

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You made me? How

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do you mind? Our wife was

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an accident. You're a mistake,

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a mistake that seems rather

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harsh. I am your creator, harm

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I need this world upon which you stand and

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what you were for. I will

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judge what is and isn't harsh around

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here or perhaps you'd like to

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be reduced to a pile of threads. No,

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no, please, I meant no disrespect. I'm

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just trying to understand what is

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it you want from me? Master?

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I want nothing from you, you or

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a trial, runk gone raw. I am

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simply trying to orient myself. Gon

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orient yourself elsewhere, worm

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elsewhere. But where

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would I go? That is of no concertify

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anymore. I have work

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to do, Babos, work

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I could help. You have already served

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your purpose. Your mere existence

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has showed me what not to do.

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Next time you mean to make others like

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me like you've a

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puny, ugly, worthless bootlace,

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you will be the first and last

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of your time schlockly. On

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that point you can rest assured. But

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do you have another bootlace?

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And there will remain. He

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kicked out at me, and I slunk

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away, And from that moment

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on, I love to live in

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the shadows. Time

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pass so much

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time I was forgotten, but

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I watched and I waited while

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my creator plotted and planned

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and birthed his army from

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the soil. I vowed

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to prove my worth to him, And

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one day something completely

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unexpected happened. Animasy

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punched its way through again in

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the form of two children.

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As absentia heaved and hold,

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as socklings and clocklings rushed

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to and fro as sludge

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gathered his grubby ramblers eyes

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slithered up the slope of sock

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Mountain in search of the

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invaders. I climbed

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a tree and then hung upside down like

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a leaf to get a bit of vantage plant. It

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was there they came to him, two

9:52

young animals, crushing up

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the slope towards me. In wide eyed bed, I

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fixated on the boy's belt. It had

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this saying ganger in his huge as my own

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skin was the same length as my own

10:04

person. And then they

10:06

were upon me, and I

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sprang under the boy's knapsack and zoom,

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we will rush once

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we're in the mountain. I gently

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rapped the boy's belt, battle slipped

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the belt front his waist, and replaced

10:22

it with the first and last of

10:24

the schlocklings and an accessory

10:26

by any other name me.

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Then I held on until

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I was in a dark machinees

10:41

people running, beams of life

10:43

fencing in the air. I hid as

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I always did, rolling under a table.

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Everyone ran away. I

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crept out. Something was different

10:53

the way I moved breathe

10:57

to my perspective. I

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looked at my legs, my hands, my

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arms, arms. I

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panicked and ducked inside a closet.

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There was a dusty mirror inside. I had

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never seen a mirror before. At

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first I thought it was another intruder about

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to spring upon me. It wasn't.

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I didn't, so I peered into

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its glass. I

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was a man. My face

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was a tangled tumbleweed of filthy gray

11:28

whiskers. Two piercing

11:30

yellow eyes peered back at me. My hair,

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who was an exploding haystack. I

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was hideous. But I was

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a man, not just any

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man, but a man who had once been

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a schluckling, who had once been

11:45

a bootlace, who was now a

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man, My goddess.

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It was glorious and

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unfortunately short lived.

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I felt the deterioration immediately.

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As I walked the streets that night, I

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discovered that to bury yourself in absentia,

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to be borne from absentia, is to

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bind yourself to absentia

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forever. As I walked amongst

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these humans, all these animates,

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so many animates, so animated

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in all their inanimates just

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things to them, things that

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complemented other things. Things

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that housed are the things, things that made

12:33

other things, how

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them things, and

12:39

I had once been amongst them,

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a thing, a bootless

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now a man, a dyet

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oh man. I

12:50

had to find those children. I

12:54

staked out the washer tium posing

12:56

is an old junk man, lurking in

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the shadows, stealing food where I could

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find it, watching, waiting, deteriorating.

13:04

I discovered another boy lurking

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nearby, doing the same as I was

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watching, waiting, skulking.

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He was older than the others, fiercer.

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He reminded me of my creator. Like

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me, he rarely engaged

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with others. But whereas people

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avoided me because they could not see

13:25

me, they avoided him because

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they could see him. This

13:29

boy's struggle was not one of conquest,

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it was one of survival. So

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I followed him. After a few hours, I

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noticed moisture on my face. I

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looked up, nothing but blue skies. I

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touched my face, A salty textured

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moisture on my fingers. I blinked.

13:47

Droplets fell into the palm of my hand. I

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was leaking. I dashed to a nearby hardware

13:52

store and looked in the front window. Rivulets

13:55

were pouring from my eyes. My fluids

13:57

were draining away. I felt

13:59

a tongue at my sleeve. Are

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you kister? A tiny girl

14:04

stood by my side. She was

14:06

exquisite in her stillness.

14:10

Leaves that ball boy alone. The girl

14:13

Jonica turned and scowled

14:16

at an old woman across the street sitting

14:19

in a wheelchair. Jonica, please.

14:25

Jonica's side turned back

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to me and smiled. I

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almost bowed. Whatever

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it is, sir, it'll pass. It always

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does. I've often found that

14:37

heartbreak is usually followed by a large

14:39

helping of joy. She

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gave my sleeve another targe and bounded

14:44

back to her mother. Out heaved

14:47

a sound that buckled me. I

14:49

was crying. I

14:51

had to come back. I had to find

14:53

a way to stay. I had

14:55

to be a man forever. And

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that little girl, Jonica,

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what's the king to buy salvation?

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That's why Hoodwink wanted Jonica to replace

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sludge in absentia, You

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screech. Professor j

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D made Hoodwink from his bootlace

15:18

when he buried it in absentia. Absentia

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made sludge from j D when

15:24

j D buried himself in absentia.

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Now they're all a part of each other.

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Yes, that's why how do I can't surrive away

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from absentia? Sounds possibly

15:33

insidious? Did Jenica omit

15:35

any of these details during her debriefing? Sir,

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I'm glad you asked, Captain. It

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allows me to parlay always

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seamlessly into our next lounder articles.

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We shall return to Hoodwink's passion

15:48

Alarm, but first we launch

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ourselves into the London

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article of Benjamin Franklin

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Kingman co Dame the Rhino,

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submitted into the Annimal was on Friday,

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May thirteenth, nineteen. You

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don't listen to me like literally,

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I think we need new leadership. Excuse

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me? I had the malignancy where I woned

16:16

it? MoMA, you've watched my mission.

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You weren't even supposed to be on a

16:21

mission, Jonica, We didn't even

16:23

know that there was a malignancy. Jonica

16:25

makes a good point. Mona, Oh does

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she? How so? Rabbit, Well,

16:30

you're fine voting on everything else. Why

16:33

haven't we ever voted on our leadership? A

16:35

collective murmur ripples? It

16:39

just seemed obvious. You're

16:41

right, Barry, thanks Nick, and

16:44

never thought of it that way me neither.

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I concurd fine, go

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ahead, vote, I don't care. I

16:51

nominate Jonica. I checked it,

16:53

Diane, I nominate. Thanks.

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Nick, all seconded you. You

16:59

got a bona fide running of folks. Secret

17:01

ballance are just a show up. All

17:04

in favor of Jonica I. Everyone

17:08

raised their hand bona glare

17:10

to Nick. He winced but

17:12

kept his arm aloft. All in

17:14

favor of Mona I. Mona

17:17

was her lone supporter. The vote

17:19

goes to Jonica. Hooray. So

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what do we do first? To we get through Rhino

17:27

ready for his incourasion into absentia.

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I am so pumped. I

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call it operation infiltration.

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Your mission infiltrate cataclysmia,

17:36

infiltrate the heart of the matter, infiltrate

17:38

the malignancy free j D get

17:41

him home. Captain I

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gets started on my incourasion plan. In PROMPTO,

17:46

you're going to need a silly rhyme, Benny. As

17:48

a matter of fact, we all need to arm ourselves

17:50

with a silly rotten isn't not cracked

17:52

parried? Yes, they're tragically

17:55

magical, Benny. What are you got

17:58

nothing? Oh? Come on, he got something.

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I have a word. Let's hear it. It's

18:04

Sully. That's the whole point. We're

18:07

gonna run. Come on Benny.

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Guys, if Benny doesn't want

18:13

to flinthy, what does it

18:15

mean, Benny the opposite of wonders?

18:19

Is this a wonder? I asked, I

18:21

don't know. That's why I made it up.

18:24

Come on, Champ, if you could think how Charlie

18:26

Evans was one punch, you could share your

18:28

stupid words. It's Sully not stupid.

18:31

Speaking of Charlie Evans, anybody

18:33

got any news on his condition? The same,

18:36

I answered. They took him out of the hospital

18:38

last night and he's at home. He said,

18:40

he's not in any danger. He just won't

18:42

wake up. I should go look in on It

18:45

wasn't your fault, Benny. I'll go. Benny, you

18:48

keep working on your clothing suit and we're

18:50

going to need to find you an alibi. What

18:55

is it that we're busy in

18:58

my house? I mean, I'm

19:02

kidding time. May

19:04

I enter and interrupt your secret

19:07

gathering? Yes you may? Hello,

19:10

Mr I was wondering if you all might like a

19:12

cool pop fresh from the freezer? Yes

19:17

you, thank you? Excuse

19:19

me? Mr Kingman, Yes, Nicholas. Can

19:22

Benny stay over at my place this weekend? We

19:25

have a group science project do next week and

19:27

Benny's the best at nat DearS.

19:29

Ain't he? Is that okay with your folks,

19:31

Nicholas having us

19:34

over at your residence. All kids

19:36

are welcome at our house, Mr Kingman, Yeah,

19:38

it's okay with me. Y'all enjoy

19:41

those cool pops. You may not return

19:43

to your secret deliberations,

19:49

Nicholas. Thanks? What do you want me

19:51

to do? Jonica? The

19:57

night before his an incursion, Bennie climbed

19:59

into bedroom this father and tried to

20:01

warm his feet on his dad's thick, hairy

20:04

legs. Benjamin, come

20:06

on, boy, I can't sleep and

20:09

now I can't What is it? Son?

20:12

Well? Mom always

20:15

ah, yeah, me

20:18

too? What else? This

20:21

fift the fourth Coast Artillery Regiment

20:23

you're training for? What about it? Why

20:26

do you want to protect the country that won't protect

20:28

you? Who told you that? I see

20:30

the way people are around us. If

20:33

I hadn't helped during that hurricane back home,

20:35

Lieutenant Bowls would never have noticed

20:38

me, Benjamin. He would never have recommended

20:40

me for that detail in Texas, and we

20:43

wouldn't never be here in San Francisco.

20:46

That is opportunity taken. Boy.

20:48

I don't exist nowhere else in this world

20:51

that hurricane took my mama. Nothing

20:54

we can do about that. What I'm doing right now

20:57

is for you, Benjamin, and for your children's

20:59

children. It is an honorable pursuit

21:02

to protect. Understand, how

21:05

do I know one of the pursuits honorable

21:08

and not silly. That's

21:11

a good question. You set

21:14

the goal market in time, you

21:16

work your way back. If all the steps

21:18

pass the smell test, and hey,

21:21

what does that smell test? Again? Do unto

21:23

others as you would have them do unto

21:25

you. All right, then you begin

21:28

and you keep moving forward until you achieve

21:30

that goal, no matter what gets in the way.

21:33

That's what honorable men do. Benjamin man

21:35

with character, men whose word

21:38

and name means something like

21:40

Benjamin Franklin. Okay,

21:43

like Benjamin Franklin. Yeah good,

21:46

Now, get out of my bed with those high sicles you

21:48

call toes. Then

21:51

he felt emboldened by his father's

21:53

words, ready to drive headfirst

21:55

into those socks. But

21:59

he never made it into suck Mountain. When

22:01

he dropped in the absentia from the invisible

22:04

keyhole, a wedding of sucklings

22:07

was waiting for him, searched out across

22:09

the mouth of the mountain. Benny now

22:12

in his heavy cluckling suit, hit

22:14

it like a tank on a trampoline, bounced

22:18

over the summit, landed on the farst

22:20

slope, and began tumbling. As

22:23

he tumbled, he noticed clucklings waiting

22:25

for him below. They were linked together

22:27

in the shape of the tanker truck. Its

22:29

top flung open. Benny landed

22:32

directly in the tanker and the lid slam

22:34

shut. He was engulfed

22:36

in darkness. The tanker started

22:39

to move and Benny began bouncing

22:41

off. The worlds just continued

22:43

for hours until the tanker came to a halt

22:45

and Benny slashed into one final

22:47

world. The lid swung open again

22:50

and Benny was up chucked into the air.

22:53

He landed in the center of a circle of clucklings

22:56

and sucklings. He

22:58

was in a dark upper haze cave.

23:02

A rusty mist hung in the air.

23:04

The tallest of the clocklings rolled

23:07

forward. Welcome,

23:11

Benjamin Franklin Killer.

23:15

We have been waiting for you. Lee.

23:18

I'm Canker, first

23:20

son of the firstborn Clockling

23:23

Queen mcclanker Tankle.

23:26

I'm Benny. Johnathan told me all about

23:29

you, your clock Yes,

23:32

the poor Bye is safe. I see's

23:36

different, but yeah safe.

23:38

You may also know splog

23:42

Splots bounded into the center

23:44

of the circle and gave Benny a hug.

23:47

Splot. I've heard about you too,

23:50

aren't you? Guys supposed to be enemies?

23:52

Clocklings, exactlings. It's

23:54

an artificial animosity created

23:57

by Simler Jack.

24:00

We are in no generation. We

24:03

are the seam stands

24:06

are union of sock and bok. We

24:08

have pledged to bring down sludge

24:11

and unify all the clingers of

24:13

absential Where

24:20

Emma, you are safe

24:22

in our lad deep in the hollows

24:25

of obsensial Sludge

24:27

is unaware of this place. He's

24:29

unaware of many things in

24:32

his own world. He is especially

24:34

unaware that we have been waiting for

24:38

me. Well me, what did I do?

24:41

Your exploits are legendary

24:44

exploits? What are

24:46

those? Exactly? You will lead

24:49

us to victory? A

24:55

victory Wait a second, that's now

24:57

we have prepared a soul for

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are you? Oh? Okay,

25:02

thank you? It must be a

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ful ah. How

25:09

you how do I do

25:11

that? Street? Go

25:16

start proceed? No

25:20

your world? Oh how

25:24

do you know about my word? Your extra

25:26

nights? Proceed you right?

25:30

Exploits? Okay,

25:32

stand back ain't

25:35

disastonished, Terry, he missed me,

25:37

yester and nine. He let you let your

25:39

little lists at

25:42

disres Jung. Terry, you missed

25:44

me yester and nine, let you let

25:46

your little sisters. I'm

25:51

a year head, I said, I

25:53

see the play in a black a leg

25:56

so short. I'm an arrowhead.

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I'm a cinematic mechanic. I

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know, I'm madic for the

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anagrammatic, get

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the systematic intention.

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This his asenionvention.

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My intention? Is

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he in such a furtion?

26:28

D I? Ever? Why

26:33

right by not flying

26:36

a mind? My mind to a bind

26:38

bread of time? More? I

26:41

just shine? Is

26:44

he is such a reention?

26:48

My intention? Is

26:51

he in such a renous

26:55

he was missing yet nice Xi

26:59

and he it's done. That

27:09

was the word for my dream. Excuse

27:12

me? How is that possible? Sir? Wonders?

27:15

Whatever sees Captain which

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brings us to your next longder, not

27:19

challenge, It is thus capture

27:23

a moment of wonder, Bring

27:26

it to me, unspoiled intact?

27:32

What we're still working

27:34

on that one? What do you mean you told

27:36

us we failed the helium balloon?

27:39

You gave him the carrot? What's

27:43

wrong, sir? What do you mean? What's wrong,

27:46

there's nothing wrong. It's

27:48

okay. What do you need to

27:50

tell us, sir? Where your stitchings?

27:52

After all, it's

27:55

my memories children, they're

27:57

slipping away. I'm sorry

28:00

he didn't tell you before.

28:02

I just what happened, sir, the

28:04

malignancy. It infected

28:06

me during my time and absentia

28:09

between endormant and now it has awakened

28:12

at once whenever his children. There

28:16

has to be something, sir, some pills,

28:18

some doctor nothing. They

28:20

call it Alzheimer's children. But

28:23

the challenge here know nothing my

28:25

affiliation with absentia and the

28:27

alligacy. One day soon all

28:30

my memories will slip into the abyss and

28:32

vanish, and then no, we don't ever know what

28:34

happened to the landrats, and there will

28:36

be no one left to protect the world from

28:39

what is coming. Protect the world, sir,

28:41

Wait, what's coming? All

28:44

in its own time and proper

28:46

ordered. Children will

28:49

be your absential sir. Yes, what do you

28:51

mean? Be? Are your memories with us? And

28:53

they'll bloom again when we impart them to others.

28:56

That's how you say them, sir? Yes, thank

29:00

you, children, that would be wonderful.

29:03

I'm a lost for you.

29:06

Cheer yes,

29:12

go and enjoy your time with your father, stitchlings,

29:15

it was more much of precious sister, and

29:17

he will look to your mother in

29:19

the Meanwhile, I will hold

29:21

this precious moment of wonder

29:24

you have given me close to

29:27

my heart. It is embolding

29:29

me. You would sustain me,

29:32

and it is satisfied. Your

29:35

third blunder not challenge.

29:39

And when you return, you will continue

29:41

one ward untilive your last Londron article

29:43

has been Unsoon I

29:45

will pour them into you as you have

29:48

requested so bravely. Every

29:50

yard, every drop, every

29:53

words

29:55

a light. There

29:57

is no wrong. There

30:00

is only the song.

30:03

Sing it out, let it be

30:05

heard. Very

30:12

You're every drop, every

30:15

word your

30:19

turn, professor in the dark

30:21

knight, turn your bride

30:24

light on, be

30:27

strong, your never alone

30:30

and silly bird fevery

30:37

yard, every drop, every

30:40

word, street

30:46

there right, There

30:49

is no wrong. There

30:51

is all the song chay

30:55

out that where it be heard. Worry

31:04

every drop, every

31:06

word, joy

31:09

didn't your feeling now? I'm

31:13

not slighter strong, but i'd

31:15

block to be along. Be

31:18

absurd. You are

31:21

keeper game at

31:24

home. Every

31:29

every drop, every

31:31

rue, oh

31:36

out is all right.

31:39

There is no there

31:43

is only song, s

31:45

it up y

31:54

yr, every dry

31:57

leave looking

31:59

away ladies, my

32:04

papa's past and like to

32:07

fight my mama's my mom

32:09

plade a gone, how the

32:11

propout and say your vision

32:14

will be bad. Every

32:21

drop, every oh

32:32

shure there, so

32:36

sing it out. Let it be

32:39

hard a

32:51

seven day more there

33:00

song out

33:03

Let it be her. Goodnight

33:22

ln The

33:29

Laundronauts a potentially untrue

33:31

tale based on actual events, Conceived,

33:34

written and directed by Colin Mackenzie

33:37

Mitchell. Original music, sound

33:39

design and editing by Dave McKeever.

33:42

Produced by Monica Michless and Dave

33:44

McKeever. Script supervision

33:46

and editorial assistance by Christina Brian.

33:49

Casting by Mary Claire Sweeters. Executive

33:52

producers John Cameron, Mitchell, ed

33:55

Asner and Colin Mackenzie Mitchell,

33:58

starring in order of appearance, Isaac

34:01

Robinson Smith as the Man, Mr.

34:04

Kingman and Seemster, Alison

34:07

Fraser as the Woman and Madam

34:10

Russia, ed Asner as

34:12

the narrator, Kate Prendergast

34:14

as Sister Auntie and mother La Fleet,

34:17

Even Tok as the sister, Max

34:20

Mitchell as the brother, Stephen

34:22

Kieran as Hoodrink, Corey Cougar

34:25

as j D Blue Bell Saraceno

34:27

as Jonica Lily, Resto

34:29

as Mona, Trevor Bernardino

34:32

as Perry, Nirvan Paul as

34:34

Nick London, Johnson as

34:37

Benny, Trent Mills as Kenkle

34:39

and Seamster, John

34:42

Cameron Mitchell as Absentia.

34:45

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34:57

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