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The Rapscallion Agency | Bullets & Blowfish

Released Tuesday, 15th November 2022
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The Rapscallion Agency | Bullets & Blowfish

Tuesday, 15th November 2022
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El

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Avaya and Chronicles story.

2:47

chapter three,

2:53

Bullets and Blowfish. They

2:57

say that Paris is one of the most

2:59

beautiful walking cities. Perhaps

3:01

it's the river banks are the same or the cobblestone

3:04

streets or maybe it's the inviting parks

3:06

that lend space for lovers' picnics. The

3:08

city practically physically invites you

3:10

to explore by foot. But

3:12

the timber of Lizzette's footsteps of the stairs of

3:14

the mezzanette she shared with chloricant, invited

3:17

only frustration and aggravation into

3:19

their apartment. That's

3:22

a heavy sigh.

3:22

I've got some bad news. Uh-oh. She's

3:25

got back from the bank. We

3:28

we don't have as much money as we saw.

3:29

You mean, like, we got a bad exchange

3:31

rate from dollars? Oh, no.

3:34

More like a banker

3:36

told me that all of your bank accounts have been

3:38

frozen and there is no way to access them without

3:40

returning to the US.

3:41

Say what? Wait. My accounts

3:43

are

3:43

frozen. Look, we knew it was a risk for

3:46

you.

3:46

Weighted. Like, really frozen?

3:48

Like, I have no access to my money. Check your

3:50

phone. I'm logging in. A

3:53

dammit. White egg.

3:55

This is White egg. They must have frozen my

3:57

accounts because I didn't finish the last year on

3:59

my

3:59

contract. And left the country without telling anyone.

4:02

Well,

4:02

yeah, I did sort of Irish

4:04

eggs at the United States, but this this

4:07

is just

4:07

uncalled for. Called for or not,

4:10

it means we only have half the budget we thought.

4:12

Less actually. Now

4:13

we are counting on that money to fund our agency.

4:15

I know. So

4:16

everything is frozen. Well, not

4:19

everything. still have the

4:21

account in trust with your grandmother. You mean my

4:23

college friend? I said, you know, I can't touch

4:25

that. No way. Come on, Clara Khan. Are

4:27

you really going to go back to America to get

4:29

some stupid degree?

4:29

capacity. No. It's something

4:32

I didn't finish. And it's important

4:34

to me. Plus, do you have any idea how

4:36

much disapproval I'd get from the age and half of

4:38

my family for not finishing my degree?

4:40

You were earning more at white egg than any

4:42

college graduate.

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Well, a lot of good. That does me now.

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How much have we got? About

4:47

fifty thousand. Wow.

4:49

That's

4:51

less than we planned for. Maybe

4:54

you could ask Harley.

4:55

Absolutely not. I'm not asking

4:57

anyone for anything. We are on

4:59

our own. That's the whole point. That

5:01

was our agreement. Look, I I

5:03

get it. I just look. We'll make do

5:05

with what we have. It's still a lot.

5:08

Yeah. But we have a lot

5:09

of equipment to buy. Maybe

5:10

we can pick up some of it used

5:13

and we still need some sort of storage space

5:15

or office to operate out of. I'll

5:17

ask around. Well, at

5:19

least your friends What's

5:22

his name? T rex? Raptor.

5:24

Raptor. Give us a job.

5:25

It's not a job, really.

5:27

It's it's more of like a a favor.

5:30

What kind of favor?

5:31

Breaking and entering with a

5:34

super soft burglary. Well,

5:35

that happens to be my specialty.

5:37

Does it pay?

5:38

Five grand.

5:39

Then let's go to your friend, wrap

5:42

her a favor.

5:42

We need the money, Clark again.

5:50

Doctor

5:50

Turan Venezuela was not a

5:53

woman who liked to be kept waiting.

5:55

Oxford University could only contain her for

5:57

two years before she graduated with honors.

6:00

And the paper she published while in medical

6:02

school were decades ahead of her peers.

6:04

She understood early in life that her

6:06

time was precious. and she displayed an

6:08

almost printed natural ability to shut out

6:10

all distractions and was vociferous

6:12

in the way she guarded her attention. It

6:14

was a test of her patients to wait

6:16

over ten minutes for Missy

6:18

Meridoc and Tulip technicians to join

6:20

her in a small discrete office on the

6:22

lowest level of the VTech lab a facility

6:24

located in Sakle. Show me. There were

6:26

three clusters of monitors on the far wall of the

6:28

room. No. The block only the first was illuminated.

6:31

would you please show doctor Venice why the results

6:33

of the first group of volunteers? Of

6:35

course,

6:36

we were pleased with progress

6:38

of the initial subjects of the murders

6:39

flickered. Then displayed

6:42

a grim image of Middle

6:44

Eastern refugees, slag, jar,

6:46

and sitting at bare metal tables.

6:49

Colony Eshma, some years ago,

6:51

never mind how long precisely, having little

6:53

or no money in my purse, and nothing particular

6:55

to

6:55

interest me on sure. The others

6:57

demonstrated commensurate results.

7:03

three point 14159265958979929846264

7:10

point nine eight. And the third They're

7:13

attracted to one twenty five,

7:15

one twenty four, one twenty six, one twenty six, one

7:17

twenty four, one twenty six, ninety eight

7:19

to ninety six, one twenty eight to

7:21

ninety this is

7:22

excellent. What about the second group?

7:25

As

7:26

you can see, we have the second

7:28

group of subjects held in a sedated

7:30

state after they finished running the test

7:32

course. All

7:33

of those sensors and wires you see

7:35

extending of their bodies and premium are

7:37

being run through the electro retinal

7:39

processing units in the AI servers

7:41

in that region. I want to see the

7:43

feed.

7:44

We gave

7:46

each subject ten minutes to run the dummy

7:49

house we had set up on the Concord facility

7:51

in Corsica. We haven't

7:53

been

7:53

able to internalize the data storage

7:56

So you can see there are wearing backpacks

7:58

that

7:58

contain the hard drives. Look at the resolution.

7:59

Watch when they pick up

8:02

their piece of paper on the desk.

8:04

Every word is leachable. restash.

8:06

We're still working on audio, but

8:08

we feel confident in the success of the field

8:10

test, and all the visual data I

8:12

stored on our drives. The ocular

8:14

data was come a path with minimal corruption.

8:17

Using the embedded GPS chip, we

8:19

can actually map out your floor plan on

8:21

each level, providing further logistical

8:23

information. Excellent. We're ahead

8:25

of schedule. I'm pleased the clinical

8:27

trials are showing this level of progress.

8:31

Please send an encrypted message to the investors

8:33

through the usual channels.

8:35

Wait. We have a problem,

8:38

doctor.

8:39

Switching feet to the third group.

8:49

We lost five to suicide, and

8:51

three have turned clinically psychopathic.

8:53

And the remaining three

8:56

are catatonic.

8:57

Hence the problem,

8:59

we are running out of

9:01

volunteers. Actually, mister

9:03

Mollodac, I don't think that's a problem

9:05

at all. look at

9:06

trying to over Valle, get

9:08

more volunteers and keep running the trials.

9:10

No one

9:11

will ever miss

9:12

them.

9:23

later that night in the

9:26

eleventh around December. Okay. So are you

9:28

sure your friend will pay? Trust me.

9:30

He'll pay. honor among thieves and all

9:32

that. I'm like, could suddenly use the

9:34

money? Agreed. But we've gotta

9:36

find a sweatshirt first. Show

9:37

me again on your phone what it looks

9:39

like. And this

9:41

is it here. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

9:43

We're wrapped on this. Yo.

9:45

Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

9:46

Yo. It's like something similar class would

9:49

work at Burning Man. Oh,

9:51

there's almost three of them in the world,

9:53

so there'd probably be a pretty lit

9:55

burn. Hello, I can

9:57

You know, you really don't need to be here. What

9:59

do

9:59

you mean? We're a team.

10:01

We are, but I'm just used to

10:03

working alone. you know, in the

10:05

field. I can get in and out

10:07

really quickly. I'm sure you

10:09

can. So can I?

10:10

I know. But I'm just saying I can

10:12

search the apartment by myself. you

10:13

don't need to come with me. You

10:16

think I'll slow

10:16

you down. Thanks a lot. No. But

10:18

if something goes

10:19

wrong, you need to think on your feet. I

10:21

happen to be great at that. Why do

10:23

you think you're better?

10:24

Did you forget what happened in Las Vegas? This

10:26

is a competition, Clarican. This is

10:28

just professional. Can you your

10:31

you're much better a cable than me.

10:33

I'm just saying Well, what's that supposed

10:34

to be? You think I'm, like, the typist?

10:36

Did

10:36

you remember when I It doesn't mean anything.

10:39

just have different strengths. You think that I What

10:41

if you run into someone? What if you need to

10:43

talk your way out of a situation?

10:44

So now I'm the type as they can't talk. Come on.

10:47

You

10:47

don't even speak French characters. wait.

10:49

Is this

10:50

the building up there? Yeah. Yeah. I

10:52

think so. No. Raptor told me he's an

10:54

apartment three c. Expect

10:56

security, he said. I can handle security early.

10:58

So can

10:58

I I need to get inside. Just follow my

11:01

lead. Look.

11:02

Another couple is walking around.

11:07

elsewhere,

11:11

No. No.

11:18

What did you just say to that couple?

11:21

Did you tell them the

11:23

exact apartment we're breaking into,

11:24

published in pick it up the police

11:26

here in fifteen minutes by telling them we'd

11:28

a few suspicion and we're supposed to be out of

11:30

here in five. Hopefully,

11:31

the last. I think it's just up the stairs.

11:36

Tell me,

11:36

what do you know about this Joshua

11:38

guy? Only that

11:39

he and raptor share the same dysfunctional fashion

11:41

sense, and and there's

11:43

some sort of rivalry between them. Not sure

11:45

what it's all about. Well, this is

11:47

it. This is about month three

11:49

c.

11:49

for me while I pick the locks.

11:51

Cover you. Do you hear

11:53

gunfire? Very funny.

11:56

Got it. open. Let's go in.

11:58

Damn. You're good.

11:59

Okay. Wait in.

12:02

I'll check the bedroom. You check all the

12:04

closets in the living

12:04

room. Oh, we could check out

12:06

this place? What an

12:08

apartment? Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. So

12:10

what? Will you focus? I'm a all, Clark, I'm

12:12

holy crap. Look at that giant

12:14

fish tank.

12:15

So cool.

12:17

It takes

12:17

up the entire far wall. It's

12:20

huge.

12:20

Man, it's like SeaWorld,

12:22

the euro version. There must be a

12:24

hundred fish swimming around. Oh,

12:26

look, there's

12:26

an eel and and I think there's

12:28

a puffer fish. Hey. you

12:30

there? Hey there.

12:32

Coffee. I'm gonna call you pup daddy

12:34

because you're the coolest fish in the whole tank.

12:36

Well, I can. What you stop

12:38

playing with the stupid fish. Yeah.

12:40

Yeah. Sorry. You're not stupid,

12:42

puffy. I'm just taking in this place.

12:44

Wow. Look at all this tech.

12:46

This is not your typical computer equipment.

12:48

I wonder if Clariq,

12:49

we have to hurry. This is why I wanted

12:51

you to just let me handle this. You

12:53

could have stayed up your side. We

12:56

have to gave the job to me. Saracán,

12:57

the sweatshirt, did you bring the

12:59

scanner? Right here. I

13:00

always Then stop

13:01

screwing around and scan to see if this guy

13:03

has any hidden chambers like a panic room

13:05

or

13:05

something. Hold on.

13:07

I'm just initializing. I'm

13:11

sorry. It's

13:12

slippery. Take off your gloves, chlorics,

13:14

so you can open that thing. You're making

13:16

me nervous. You sure it would work. Raptors

13:18

said this Joshua guy is sneaky.

13:20

If old high rise has a safe or something,

13:22

this baby will find it. It's like a stud

13:24

finder for illicit compartments.

13:28

Well, did you

13:30

find

13:30

anything? Nothing.

13:31

thing No hidden

13:32

rooms or secret passages. Fine.

13:35

Let's

13:35

done this place inside out. I'm searching

13:37

the bedroom. Man, this guy is a

13:39

sweet pad. Maybe

13:40

I should get back into black hat work.

13:43

Anything? Nothing. Check

13:45

the closet. Honest. I'm

13:47

checking the front coat closets and

13:50

nothing. You? Nothing in

13:52

the bedroom.

13:53

Whether how would you be if you were? a

13:55

sweatshirt. If

13:56

it was me, it would be on the floor.

13:57

If it was me, it would be in the trash.

13:59

You know, this isn't fashion week. Can you check

14:02

his office

14:02

already there looking in the office.

14:04

I got his desk, found

14:06

some of the drawers, but

14:08

made no nothing

14:10

time. Two minutes. Don't

14:12

dodle on missions. Trust your

14:14

instincts, get in, get out, no

14:16

pondering or procrastinating. looked

14:18

everywhere. It's not here, Kerrigan.

14:21

Maybe we

14:21

should leave him.

14:23

Maybe he's outside wearing it now.

14:25

Where we can't stay here. Let's take

14:27

one a scan and make sure we didn't miss anything and

14:29

then give a hell out of here. Got it. Okay.

14:31

Let me run the scanner. Hey.

14:33

Hey, we got something. What is it? Not

14:35

sure, but there's something very dense in the cabinet

14:37

in the living room. I'll check.

14:40

Nothing. That's so

14:42

weird because There we

14:43

can look. falls back cabinet. The

14:45

back of the doors fall away. I

14:47

think I

14:48

can see something inside

14:51

him. How did you know that?

14:53

Let me see. There's something behind

14:55

here. Wait.

14:56

It's

14:57

heavy. Here. Let me help you.

14:59

It's a lead box. Oh, I'm

15:01

not sure. This feels even heavier than lead.

15:03

From the weight, I'd say it was supposed

15:05

to open it. Damn. Holy.

15:08

at this. I said, look at this

15:11

gun. It's

15:11

huge. Jeez. It's like a

15:13

hand cannon. It's a huge have Russian

15:15

man. like it could blow a hole in the

15:17

side of a barn. Look at the

15:19

cracker, are you crazy? Why did you pick it up? You

15:21

don't even know how to fire again, then

15:23

your prints are all over it. Oh, shoot. I forgot

15:25

to put my gloves Just cut me the gun. I'll wipe it down. No.

15:27

It's fine. I have to put the safety on. I

15:29

did put the safety on when I Oh,

15:33

know. Hurricane, how

15:35

could you? It just went off. I

15:37

didn't We got

15:37

to get out of here. The gunshot was too

15:40

loud for anyone to come up. We don't watch

15:41

out for the fish on the floor. Stop worrying

15:43

about the fish happening. The floor looks like a

15:46

sushi. I don't believe you shut the

15:48

fish.

15:48

I was aiming for it. Why

15:50

were you aiming at anything? Wasn't

15:52

it? Damn

15:55

it. The coming.

15:58

I told you that we'd have the gun

15:59

shots. There's a lot of flooding into the hallway.

16:02

Come

16:02

on. We have to go now. We never got

16:04

Oh, get the sweatshirt. We'd watch this job,

16:06

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Two hours

19:20

later. The clock near

19:22

the Brasilica of Cejica showed the hours

19:24

just past three in the morning. Clor

19:27

Candelizette made their soggy way down

19:29

Rupol Belvieu. their fish tanks so

19:31

close drip into the cobblestones beneath

19:33

their feet. Talking to me. Are you

19:35

talking to me? Talking to me. Yeah.

19:36

Can will you stop waving that stupid Russian

19:39

gun around?

19:39

say hello to my little friend.

19:41

How can we just stop?

19:43

You've done enough damage for one

19:44

night. I'm sorry. I was

19:47

being stupid. put her away.

19:48

I'm freezing. And I can't believe

19:51

we have to walk all the way

19:52

home. How far are we? We're still

19:54

a mile and a half from the apartment.

19:56

I'm going to shiver it to death me

19:58

then. I told you we need

19:59

to buy a vehicle or something to

20:02

get around. can't feel my

20:04

toes. Well, maybe we can find

20:06

some place to duck in and grab a coffee or

20:08

something to get warm. It's three

20:09

thirty in the morning. nothing would be open now, not

20:11

even the Metro.

20:12

Look, I know. I I said I

20:15

was sorry. What

20:17

Minutes soon passed and not a word was spoken

20:19

between the two until -- It is that. -- much to

20:21

a surprise. Hurricane saw a

20:24

familiar face opening a

20:26

darkened store front below. I wouldn't sign that

20:28

red. That two

20:31

of you

20:32

know each other?

20:34

Yeah. Yeah.

20:35

This is missus Dubois, the bakery owner

20:37

I told you about. It it's where I got

20:39

you, those raspberry macrons that you love.

20:41

Those

20:41

were delicious,

20:43

really. Thank

20:45

you. It's a bit late for swimming. Don't

20:47

you think?

20:48

Actually, it's a bit early.

20:51

Oh, you brought things. What happened to

20:53

you?

20:53

Yeah. It kind of a long story.

20:55

Tell me inside, I'll fix you

20:56

a coffee. Just let me unload

20:58

the van. I need to get the baguette in

21:00

the oven before

21:01

four AM. we help? I'm old

21:03

enough to not turn down help from

21:05

your young

21:06

bags, especially while mine

21:09

is still sore.

21:10

Come. The van is open. Outside the

21:13

bakery, but I'm Dubai had partners

21:15

Citroen delivery van. Rev was

21:17

crates It was painted pearl white with a

21:19

brown stencil sign on the side. I

21:21

got it. Displaying the name and address of the

21:23

baker. What about those two? But what was most

21:25

distinctive was the five foot

21:27

long plastic eclair that was a

21:29

fixed roof of the van. I

21:31

like your van, madame Dubois, who

21:33

made the big pastry on the roof? It

21:35

was my

21:36

son, Pierre, idea. He

21:38

made the civil aircraft from

21:40

Verizon Mall. He's an artist,

21:43

you know. but no one wanted to die bread

21:45

from a van. I told

21:47

Pierre, I told him. People want

21:49

to walk in and be met with the

21:51

smell of a bullion yes,

21:53

the smell of the bread,

21:55

the sugar. Wemann was it.

21:57

It's the nose but by the bread, not

21:59

the

21:59

brain. With

22:00

the van, You only smell

22:03

yellow juice. Now I

22:05

just use it for delivery. It's a

22:07

waste. Come sit. Just

22:09

let me put the bread in the

22:11

and I'll put some fresh coffee in.

22:13

And I bring you above the

22:16

towel.

22:17

Swimming at night. She seems

22:19

really nice.

22:20

Especially as we drip water all over

22:22

her floor. Well,

22:23

we wouldn't be soaking wet if you hadn't decided

22:25

to be your yosemite assignment.

22:27

first of all, it's Yosemite Sam. Second,

22:29

it was me who actually got us our first

22:31

paying job. Which we totally screwed up.

22:33

It's not my the stupid sweatshirt wasn't

22:35

there? Well,

22:36

I guess we'll never know where it is now. Will we?

22:39

And was it youthful that we flooded an

22:41

entire

22:41

apartment? That was an

22:43

accident. an accident happened, they said, not every day. Accidents

22:45

can get you killed,

22:46

chloroquine. I didn't come to Paris

22:48

to fail at a first job. Really more of

22:50

a favor than the job. Look.

22:53

I understand. Cara,

22:55

can things happen? But if we're

22:58

going to make this work, then need

23:00

to stop trusting each other. I'm better

23:02

in the field than you. Oh, come on. I

23:04

told you to let me handle it and find the

23:06

sweatshirt myself. I work better

23:08

alone. Really? what am I even doing here

23:10

in Paris? Thanks a lot. I didn't mean

23:12

alone alone. You just

23:15

said. No. That's not what I meant. Look,

23:17

I'm just trying to pour my weight. I know

23:19

the white egg

23:19

thing really ruined what we were. Listen, I

23:21

don't blame you for that. White egg things that

23:23

own you and you you did what you

23:25

have to do. You've wanted that for a long time.

23:27

I did what I did. to be

23:29

with you?

23:31

Clairecam, I said. Back in

23:33

the apartment when you found

23:36

the gun. You said the case was made of

23:37

Dungsten? That's what it felt like, definitely

23:40

heavier than lead. Then, what

23:42

would

23:42

a French he could be doing with a Russian

23:45

gun in a tasting case. Here are

23:47

your coffees. And I brought you each

23:49

a small brioche. Yeah.

23:51

Thank you for this, madam. Now tell me

23:53

why I have two wet fishes sitting

23:55

in my boulangerie at half past three

23:57

in the morning. Funny you should

23:59

mention fishes. No. Madam Lazette

24:02

and I were trying to get my friend

24:04

sweatshirt back. But we couldn't find it, so

24:06

I accidentally shot another

24:08

guy's aquarium, flooded his apartment,

24:10

probably kill at least three dozen fish. don't forget the eel.

24:12

The eel is a fish. No. It's not.

24:14

What are you talking about? Of course an eel

24:16

is a fish. How can that's your

24:18

feed?

24:18

no reason to speak to each other like

24:21

this. Okay. You ruin the

24:23

fish tag. No one died. I

24:25

mean, except for the fish. can't

24:27

be so bad. And we

24:28

just found out that my old employer froze

24:31

all of my bank accounts in the US. We

24:33

don't have enough money to buy equipment

24:35

or even find office space to

24:37

operate our business that I left my country

24:39

for and quit my job. And all

24:40

I wanted was to be on my own, to create

24:42

something of my I wanted not

24:44

to owe anyone anything. And

24:46

I want. I want. And

24:48

I want. Maybe BK.

24:51

Let me ask you about something. Are you

24:53

in love? Really in love?

24:55

Oh, you madam? I

24:57

I am. I know I Then all

24:59

these problems you have, I think you will

25:01

think of something. Maybe I have.

25:04

Oh.

25:04

Mademois, I have a question. We

25:06

miss you, How would you

25:07

like to sell your van?

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The Leviathan Chronicles | The Rapscallion Agency

Set shortly after the events of the award-winning podcast The Leviathan Chronicles, The Rapscallion Agency continues the adventures of its two youngest characters, Lisette Mainsabiles and Paul Lee (aka Cluracan) who moved to Paris and use their unique skills to start a business, navigate young love, and lovingly care for a cybernetic rat. After converting a bakery van into their mobile hi-tech headquarters, Lisette and Cluaracan explore Paris by calling upon old acquaintances to help them find work for their new agency, But during a professional ‘audition’, Lisette and Cluracan are double-crossed, managing to escape with a priceless research asset that makes them a target of a powerful international conglomerate, VeyTech Pharmaceutical. As they try to decode the mystery in their possession, they have to stay alive as they are ruthlessly hunted by an assassin with a metal arm while figuring out who they can really trust to help them escape France.The Leviathan Chronicles is a full cast audio drama about a race of immortals that have been secretly living in a hidden city called Leviathan, deep under the Pacific Ocean. For centuries, the utopian society has existed in peace, gently influencing world events on the surface. But soon, a civil war erupts between the immortals that wish to stay hidden, and those that want to integrate fully with the rest of mankind on the surface. A clandestine division of the CIA known as Blackdoor discovers the immortals’ existence and seeks to eliminate the perceived threat that they represent to U.S. sovereignty. Soon, a three-way war erupts across the globe as each faction fights for supremacy, leaving the fate of the world hanging in the balance.Discover more podcasts set in the Leviathan Universe at www.leviathanaudioproductions.com.

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