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Hello. Travis

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here from Fool and Scholar Productions, The

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creators of The White Vault. We have a

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new show releasing right now that's a little different

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from what you might be expecting from us.

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Introducing the Knight, a musical

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fantasy adventure you can share with your entire

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family. Fool the adventures of Nathaniel.

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He's a boar. He's a knight. He's been bitten

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by a Wehrman and must find a way to break this curse

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before the next full moon. Every episode

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features a music lumber in a different genre

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like this. Many hunt, many

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stride, but you never found

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a cairn, a rhysons. and

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this. This And

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even this From

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the woods and the dark on the shore,

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I have replaced every tail always more.

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You should know how we know and how everything

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goes. It seems.

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So check out the Boar night

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wherever you get your podcasts. And

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we also have an episode Fool you to listen to

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right now. So just stay tuned.

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I

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know I can't show you this, so you'll just

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have to believe me when I say I am looking

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at the Boar signal in the sky right now.

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And it's about time too because

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Gotham City is a seething cauldron

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of crime and about to

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boil over. In the long

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shadow of two faced and the penguins

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combined criminal night, Gotham City

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is gripped in twin fifths of passion

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and terror. With Harleen Quinn's

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bulldozing a path to her heart's desire

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and scarecrow flooding the city with

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new and improved nightmares. Who

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knows what havoc they will wreak? You'll just have

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to listen to find out. Hang

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on to your headphones and tune in for a

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tale of life and death in

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Gotham City.

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Starring Jeffrey

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Wright, Rosario Dawson, Bradley

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Whitford, Jillian Jacobs, Keenan

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Thompson, Bobby Moynihan, Chris

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Parnell, and Boar, Stream DC's

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The Audio Adventures Knight now

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on HBO Max.

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The Knight,

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heart two,

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the the bark, and the

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great bear ballot.

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Many happy hours and days

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can be spent with

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fine friends and the beauty of

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nature to entertain and amaze.

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Nathania, the Boar Knight felt

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just that a happiness to

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trotty sours away in the mountains

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and fields on this way to the nearby

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village. Somewhere

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deep in his fur and heart, he

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knew that a village with this waiting

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houses and inns would

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only be the first drop of men

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on his quest for the cure, a

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cure for his terrible curse Just

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thinking about it sent a

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shiver down his honghes. Wehmanism

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to suffer every full moon.

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shifting into the body of a two

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legged human. As

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fast and well as a boar trot,

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he reached a little village. passing

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across its little bridge spanning

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its little river known

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locally

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as the

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little river for trouser

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washing. Under dire

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circumstances, Nathaniel

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would have appreciated the

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town's overwhelming cuteness and

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charm. but as he was

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there with a singular purpose, he

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began through the streets searching

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for an inn, a public

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Boar, or anywhere with open

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doors. But as his hooves

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clapped across

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the stones, street after

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street, He was Knight with

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locked doors and clasped shutters.

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The village vested, quiet

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Knight as

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though it hid from

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something unseen. That

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was until Nathaniel noticed

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the open door and glowing lights

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of the talon and treat The

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smell of fresh apples wafting

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across the cobblestones, cautious

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but hopeful he entered.

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Welcome

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value to Patreon. We'll be

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there in

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just a moment. here.

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Go

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to you with

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the customer. I'll

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give this one more go.

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Yes. Good. Just

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be careful and don't break anything.

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And

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here. Oh, then food,

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but mostly depressed.

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Hello, patron. Welcome to the Tallon and

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Treat. What can I get you?

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You're a

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boar. A

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boar. Oh no.

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Merck. Merck. There's

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a

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boar at the boar. Oh,

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my word. You can talk. I'm

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so sorry. She's here, Ashley. There money

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spends just as good as 00A

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boar. What did you

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think I said? Nothing

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nothing at all. Why don't you

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ask the Boar what he wants

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then. A rule of you to keep a

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customer waiting, really.

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Yes. But by now, I thought I could expect more

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from you.

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Well, yes, of course. I know I should,

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but Merck,

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we aren't allowed to

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serve a boomer in the effort. It's

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a violation of the health code and we can't have

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another strike. Not after that

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last incident.

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Of

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as was always like this. Here,

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there.

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A fake mustache and

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a monocle.

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Merck, he's a boar.

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He's

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got fur and bristles.

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He's in disguise. How do we know

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he's a boar? Now serve him some

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food because I've borrowed over there. He's

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the only other customer we've got today, and

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he's barely eating a crumb that he

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drinks up these apples like no one's business.

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We need the cleanup. Yes.

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Fine. Four,

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sir. I mean, mister,

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what can I get for you? We've got some

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freshly baked rolls

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with All out. Some

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fine stewed mushroom. On Fool.

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Freshly pressed apple

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side Yes. Freshly

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pressed apple cider from a press we

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just bought this morning, from the freshest

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apples in the local fields.

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Boar. Good.

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Merck,

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one cider for a moustached patron

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Coming right up.

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Sorry

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for the lack of well food.

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Our cookies on holiday. I

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wish I was with him. The allure

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of the salty sea air, the craggy

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rocks, the constant

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lelling Fool of the weights

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for me.

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Wow.

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The Boar. Well,

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we don't get around to updating too often.

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We're just a bit of a stickler for the classic

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bar by Kate Tavern Fool, but

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we did decide to get that new Apple brand. but

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that was a big

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leap for Merck.

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Wormanism.

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Well, being a human, I'm

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not too worried.

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Merck.

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Cider

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freshly wrangled from the apple press.

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Are you sure

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we're using that thing right Knight, but it seems like

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a lot of work for some juice.

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See.

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Merck,

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I knew it would be a hit. Though

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we should've insisted on an instruction

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manual, but our patron wanted

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to know about wehrminism.

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What do you know of it?

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What? Me? kind,

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we can't catch it. So I can't say I have

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any knowledge about it. Well,

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there has been something frightening

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coming out of the woods at and we're all afraid

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it will find its way over the little bridge one

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of

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these days.

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Most people prefer to stay quiet and hope

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it will go away.

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I hope it shows up and buys a

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pincider. We can't

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afford to have the whole town and hiding. I

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need them drinking and playing

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darts. They're all terrible at darts.

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Merck's not too scared of anything. really.

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A more fresh press side owned

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than a man. Look. Yes.

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Did you please?

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Did

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did

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someone say feminism? How

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scary a thing? That's That's

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an old cousin. Orange

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App Hughes Got it. Don't know how to

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cure it up. Merck, you can just

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go around telling people someone else's

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business.

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I'm a bartender and a

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shady tavern. Sharing

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secrets is my business. Then

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drinks. Here's your Boar of the mess.

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Thank you very much.

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By the way, I

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do know as a cure. Well, I

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I know the myth and it's

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it's an old one. Well,

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sure. I can tell you if if you're fond

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song and story. That's that's

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my trade you see. I'm I'm a Boar.

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Look.

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Come on

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There we go.

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Okay. Just

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just give me

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he

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Please

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there

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sit back, relax,

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and listening to the long toldtale

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of the old Boar king.

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know the tail of a

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bacon

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inside of New York

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online. ruler of all

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our kind into

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his Boar, came away,

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man. And the Stryker's was

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here, and and our love is

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better. Knight

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our king grizzly

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ant fur and embarked

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on this quest for a cure.

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Before for more than

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a little miss, the night,

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a tincture of light must

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befall. To

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the old only way to be cured

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the lights, a mixture

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of my own right side.

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Or is a bare man?

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A bare kings dot com. We

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saw it out the witch of the

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well spring. He offered her many

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things. So she told her back

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again. A

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vial of bubbling spring

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Boar. sweet syrup of

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lavender and some

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silver that sticks to the tom

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mover that will this world, a

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precious moons world, and

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then red a stern Fool, she

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said. The

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four, four more lemons,

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the Knight. think the

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light must be strong for

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great wear.

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FOCUS King has been shown

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the world. I

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thought the spring rolls. Are

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you need. Now

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bring me the rest to

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succeed.

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In the

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far golden flame, off

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the sunny downs from

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delicate perfume, the

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syrup of arriving there.

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The deep in the forest

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of Meso, the

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gracious entity.

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And so he died

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down the deep underground and

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a rose lower part of

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the moon.

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gold ounces in small cups, the

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white cup, but right there

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came some damage. right

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now. Rosalibrations were

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owed for their money. They've

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never become for

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a layer of mine never become.

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Oh,

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boy.

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You

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know I really liked that song?

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Who knew you could learn things from

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fairy tales? That

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is my profession. Oh,

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yes,

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my accordion is enchanted. If if I

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play the song, it brings it to life with all

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the accompanying music I need.

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but that

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that doesn't mean it doesn't take significant

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talent. Like, oh, excuse me.

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Bubbling

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spring water syrup of

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lavender,

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silver that sticks to the tongue.

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We

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have those.

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When did we get all this stuff?

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Looks like you plan on opening an apothecary.

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I picked up a whole set of new

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ingredients. Think of it. Think it attract

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a whole new type of customer base. Whatever

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happened to just sitting down for a good

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drink by the fire, a round of darts, and

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a passable bar role. People

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these days. Well, I for

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one think

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my new holistic menu ideas will be a

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hit, but Boar

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now, I'll see if this works. Fresh

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buckling mineral water from the

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mountain spring.

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sweetest lavender syrup from

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the local Laurel Day's lavender

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lawn

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farm. Top quality

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Productions, also perfect

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for sconce.

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and the

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finest edible silver leaf.

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Perfect for a romantic dessert.

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Oh, your wearminism cure.

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The

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moon

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pearls. The moon

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pearls? Men

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pearls.

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I'll

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stop her

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this up. The moment you get your hooves on those moon

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pearls, open

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it up and drop them in. If the myth is

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right, this is all you will need. My moustache

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friend.

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about that But

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you must drink this cure before the next

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full moon Boar What?

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I

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I do not know. No one

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has seen a moonperil in so long.

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Last time anyone saw moonperils, they

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had doned the cape of the ocean king.

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History says he received them as a gift from a

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visiting star and had them sewn

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onto his cape and remembrance of her.

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I

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might know a guy. I

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get a supply of Boar delicacies

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from a supplier in the woods, they know how to find

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everything. The guy's name is

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Lykos of Spinnervant. If

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anyone knows how to find out the information

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you need, it's him. Likosive's

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benefit.

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Why? Thank you, my bristoli patron.

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our best wishes on your

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adventure. And good luck.

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Those woods could be tough, but you look

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like the kind of boar could take care

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of himself. Okay.

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Why? Thank you again. I

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knew it would be a hit.

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So we're keeping the

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apple pressing contraption then.

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So

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Knight. So nice. I I

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have something I must ask of you.

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Oh, well, but thank you. I'm

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Winthrop, the I go

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by Winnie though, since Winthrop is Well,

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it's it's a comical name for a

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for a gnome, certainly. And and I

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know a view, of course, Boar Nathaniel,

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the Bournite, the hero of Bournemouth.

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I'm so honored. What you did for

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your fellow as well. It

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deserves

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better songs Like

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all heroes do. And

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so if you'll allow me to join you,

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I may not be the strongest or

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bravest or tallest companion, but

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I'll be the truest. The songs of your

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tale will inspire generations of pups and

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welps to come. and my knowledge of

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myths will always be at your disposal.

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Please,

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I'm I'm I'm a bard. Boar I'll

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never be

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a storyteller until I create the songs

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myself. all these years and

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I've only ever played the songs of others.

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Lord.

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Really? Fool. Oh,

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thank you, sir.

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Well, Likos

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is a

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master spinner from Spinovent. So to

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find him, we can ask a

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minor spinner. spiders,

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talking spiders who

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spin webs that shine gold.

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The first south

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of here is known for them. Boar.

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And so,

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Nathaniel and his new traveling

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companion, Winthrop. journey

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itself, away from the village,

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away from the warmth of the talent

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and treat, away from the

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realms they knew, and

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into the unknown before them.

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A master of many things,

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but still new to Nathaniel

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now understood that there was no

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easy solution to his feminism,

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a curse

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of legend and sorrow.

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The long and little short road ahead

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of him was frightening and

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fought with mystery, but

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the warn

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night knew that this was

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his path if he was ever to

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find an elusive moon pearl,

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the final ingredient for his

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Fool. But

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Boar brave knight would

19:11

not be alone. Windrop,

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a

19:13

gnome unlike any you

19:15

have ever known. had set his

19:17

path alongside that of the ball

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Boar Knight his merry rodent helpers.

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In the

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darkening night, and rolling

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They crossed into the underbrush

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of the woods and into

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the wonders that await.

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The

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Boar Knight, written

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by Ke Stats produced with traditional sound design

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and accordion by Trana Spingraf, edited

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with Sound Design and mixing by Dane Leonardson, with

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music by Steven Mullen, Ryan McQueen, Brandon

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Straeder and Trana Spendrop, Boar orchestration by

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Mike Petrie starring Sam

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Yao, Paul Maia, David Devereaux,

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Siobhan Lumsden and Sean Daniel

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Francis. This is a full Fool scarlet production Thank

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you for listening.