0:10

Alex.

0:14

k. I'll next.

0:18

Good. Good. Good. Good.

0:20

Good. Just camera. Just

0:23

Look, there we are. In the bush.

0:26

Nice. Nice day. Yeah. Good.

0:28

We've been trekking around. in spotting

0:31

wildlife. It was the hell. I've been getting

0:33

bit

0:34

a lot. We've been never seen a

0:37

lot of them. Too much for science. spending

0:39

time with friends outdoors, all could be done.

0:42

Spend time indoors. Spend time

0:44

indoors. Do you like that? Yeah. Muzzy's. Yeah.

0:46

You're a gamer, Matt. can

0:48

you complain when we got Tangerous

0:51

behind us like this? They got Tangerous

0:53

on my phone. Yes. It's true. I

0:55

think it's hard to talk about having a good time. So you look

0:57

at them. They look at having much better time than we

0:59

are flying down. Yeah. More than happy

1:01

to do a conversation on camera. Yeah. How

1:03

he's always doing? Good. Yeah.

1:06

Alright. It's good to be chatting to some Australian

1:08

YouTubers. Yeah. And thank you for dressing

1:10

us up like we're actually Australian

1:12

YouTubers. see, do you sleep right?

1:14

I mean, where they were sending that on us

1:16

when you packed that clothes, and you asked

1:19

if you asked us if it was okay to wear it.

1:21

No. And we said it was fine. did not

1:23

say that. And then when watching on the podcast, you keep going.

1:25

Are you sure that we look okay? Like, is this

1:28

Which which camera do I have to look at to make a very

1:31

Look Oh, okay. I want to tell

1:33

them so they know that they're they're lying. Oh, yeah.

1:35

Tell the middle one. They're lying. They're

1:37

lying. Yeah. You asked our

1:39

shoe size. Yeah. Our belt size.

1:41

Mhmm. Yeah. Our cock size -- Yeah. -- all of

1:43

it. We had to make sure everything worked. Yeah.

1:45

It does. If if it's combined a little more

1:47

if you guys agree. Thank you. Thank

1:49

you. We're so happy to have you here. Obviously,

1:52

you are responsible for the

1:54

nomination that is item within channel?

1:56

Yep. Thank you. Thank you. You're the chairman of

1:58

the boy boy channel. Thank you. I've got

1:59

Marmold and Robin. Thank you.

2:01

Yeah. Why don't know? That's not fair.

2:03

That's just a better time. That

2:06

is true. That is true. Sometimes I just get mean.

2:09

It didn't answer me. Okay. It's gonna be targeted

2:11

just towards me. I have What's

2:14

that channel are you guys, too? What is

2:17

that? That's small. This fits.

2:19

This fits. Oh, yeah. They've

2:21

been having those kind of fits and then the what

2:23

everyone says, but I actually come up with a man.

2:25

You came up. Everyone thinks I'm with some guy ego man.

2:27

Not a couple of things. It

2:30

was rapids. I remember the

2:32

specific theme. They said that I remember the specific theme. Like, I don't really think

2:34

we can go that way. People are gonna think like it's a neat

2:36

thing. They will say, well, it's the

2:38

best name we can think And I was like,

2:41

at least it doesn't have yours's fits with

2:43

the z. Yeah. If it had the zed,

2:45

then it would be it would be an alpha That's

2:47

true. This is I think that was the original idea that

2:49

makes you have this idea. Yeah. Makes you want No.

2:52

No. No. That's right. Then you'll avoid copyright

2:54

as well. from the punk band.

2:56

The punk band did have some problems with Usually,

2:59

they they did. They in the early days,

3:01

yeah. They they they didn't appreciate

3:03

it. They wouldn't let us making merchandise. It's

3:05

a mystery journey, you know. And you wanna

3:08

let you use their faces and Well, it's

3:10

where they made their music. music.

3:12

Obviously, this is contrary band sounds

3:14

original. It's true. Anyway,

3:18

anything else we're gonna give you guys about? So

3:25

let's talk about your reach at John's a little bit.

3:27

Alex, you are famous

3:29

for making things. Yeah. And doing

3:31

them. And to and to doing things. Yeah.

3:33

Contractions. Yeah. Inventions. Yeah.

3:36

Contractions, devices, a

3:38

bit There's modes and gadgets mechanisms.

3:40

A bit of animal torture mixed in there as

3:42

well. Yeah. What what I care. Like, what kind of There's

3:44

a controversial gun opinions. Yep. Yeah.

3:47

Oh. than this. No.

3:51

Not controversial in Australia. No.

3:53

Just to Americans that love killing Schoology.

3:55

Yeah. That's the that's the part that's controversial.

3:58

Yeah. Yeah. What what made you

4:00

start doing this?

4:02

Well, I think since

4:03

I was a kid, I was always kind of just

4:07

fucking things up. Like, I would just whenever

4:10

we would get appliances or things always be

4:12

like, oh, I wanna open that up and take

4:14

a look inside. I didn't really know

4:16

what I was doing or how it worked, but I just

4:18

pulled it apart. Mhmm. And then I continued

4:20

to do that goals, like, eighteen, I

4:22

progressed into exploding things. So at

4:24

school, I was always the guy that brought him. I was like,

4:26

oh, we can thermite the

4:28

school locks closed and we tried

4:30

that. Well, you tried that. We tried that. How

4:32

far did you get? It didn't, like,

4:34

weld them together, just melt it through them, and then, That's

4:37

the thing that's through my Oh, I'm

4:39

not sure. But I think we did that. Oh, he was

4:41

a primary school as well because our school is connected

4:43

to a park. Chris. You what you're in like? You're in

4:45

high school, you do this? Yeah. It's good. And you

4:47

did that to the little kids school.

4:49

It sounds like a bad idea now, but at the time,

4:51

it was a great idea. You made sense. You made that September.

4:53

So you would attempt to weld the locks so they

4:55

wouldn't open anymore. I don't know the

4:57

logic. I don't know what I'll be trying to break. Just trying to

4:59

keep you safe. Right. Once they

5:01

leave those gates there, easy

5:03

pick up. Alexa was involved. Yeah. Alexa

5:05

was involved. Yes. Well, that's great. Did

5:07

you keep in the keeping the kids safe there? Yeah.

5:09

Yeah. How did you how did you too mean?

5:11

Yeah. It was primary school or high school? It was

5:13

high school. Yeah. Yeah. We hated each other.

5:16

Yeah. I didn't actually realize you went back to high

5:18

school. Who bull who bullied? Who? bullying

5:20

him. People had been. Would you bully him with him?

5:23

He didn't have any friends. He

5:26

was Did you pick on his appearance? No.

5:29

That's more that's more of an eye thing. He used to be a long

5:31

hold up. Oh, yeah. He's disgusting. Old

5:36

habits. All down hill.

5:38

you saw him with no friends and you thought instead

5:40

of giving him some friends. Let's just keep it

5:42

out of this. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much. The

5:45

only thing really changed when he

5:47

became a big YouTuber. And I was like, I couldn't I

5:49

couldn't milk this this ugly woman in a

5:51

man. It's by, like, you know, pretending to be

5:53

his friend right now with him, but it's just it's

5:55

paid to do that. It's done so well. It's want

5:57

to be joining you guys if I, you know, tend to hang

5:59

out, but

5:59

it's got There you go to stop

6:01

Come on. It's me though. You're

6:03

gonna reveal to the government, what

6:05

what out do you want? No. No. No. Cut

6:07

that out. Okay. You need to cut that

6:09

out. I'm just bleeping. We'll just bleeping.

6:11

Yep. Yep. Yep. What bleep. You

6:13

gotta stop Yeah. It's

6:15

like my my apologies. Leave the whole sentence.

6:18

Yeah. Sounds like you have some kind of secular rain.

6:20

Yeah. Yes.

6:22

You, like, married for tax reasons?

6:25

Yeah. I think we tried, but

6:27

Oh, that's right. Well, you guys the boy

6:29

boy channel did the the going to

6:31

Disneyland to become homeschooling. Right?

6:33

Yeah. Yeah. It only, like, partially

6:35

what? You didn't feel the spark.

6:37

It made only

6:39

you'd straighter than ever. No. I am

6:41

a force. You made me a little bit gay. I mean, because you

6:43

got to kiss me. But I got to kiss him, and that

6:45

that's pretty good. Like, it was really

6:47

soft lips. I think the problem is

6:49

the moustache. Yeah. I mean, the lips

6:51

were nice. I was like -- Yeah. -- you can get around

6:53

this, but then the hair, the tickling of

6:55

the the tongue and the it's a bit different. There's

6:57

no pretending there's a woman. No. No.

6:59

God. God. Which one? It looks like a really

7:02

hairy woman. Well, like a female

7:04

girl. She's a female girl.

7:06

Is it is it? It's a Leslie that

7:08

gets me older. Yeah. Good. I see

7:10

my girl as a parent of

7:13

that. It's comparatively

7:15

strained. You have

7:17

to be the manliest man where you can you're gonna

7:19

have to catch the gorilla and then hold it down

7:21

and No. Or would you be the manliest

7:23

man to fuck your male girl? Yeah.

7:25

Yeah. Well, I had a I have a friend who

7:28

always stayed on. Well, I thought you had like a

7:30

real story. I mean, you do not have a gorilla story.

7:32

No. I'm gonna gassed Oh, okay. That's what I want to

7:34

say. So I have a friend in his theory was

7:36

like that straight men

7:38

are actually more gay because, you

7:40

know, they like little feminine

7:42

women. And he was like, there's not there's nothing

7:44

straight to do to have sex with a man. You know? It's

7:46

like you're a big manly man. There's some

7:48

some hoops he jumped through. And so yeah.

7:50

He's more elongated? He wasn't

7:53

gay. So Oh. He just came up with this idea.

7:55

Yeah. I mean, that's his rationale

7:57

for you know, if you give more. It's

8:00

just so straight. It's so straight.

8:02

It's just barely gonna take any of these guys,

8:04

though. So

8:08

when did you guys start your channels together?

8:10

Which one came first? Boyboy, where I

8:12

did it from? Boyboy. Boyboy. The less

8:14

popular almost first attempt. It

8:16

actually started with North Korea because we

8:18

are me and Alex were quite fascinated with

8:20

it. We we just arranged to

8:22

go not for a video just materials or Yeah.

8:24

Just, like, sympathize with the you know, with the

8:27

Health about it anyway. We can. Yeah. Yeah.

8:29

Just kidding. Oh, kidding. the

8:31

people. Not even a sexy sister or I

8:33

mean, we didn't know about Yeah. Too fast. I think you've got

8:35

a big on the news like with the soul

8:38

when we on the beach. Yeah. Well, at

8:40

that time, and when Kim had that shit

8:42

with his ankle or whatever, and he was like people

8:44

were saying he was like in a coma. Yep. And they were

8:46

like, oh, well, if he dies, he's gonna be an exploration

8:48

bam, super subsea high fidelity.

8:50

Yep. And she's gonna be a managed dude.

8:52

She's gonna be the one to put her finger on the button.

8:54

Unless at least she's hold Yeah. Would

8:56

they let a woman be a leader? Yeah.

8:59

It's the dynasty, man. Yeah. I

9:01

hope you're progressive of them. Yeah.

9:03

That's a progressive a country. Yeah. I feel like they're not I

9:05

don't think they've seen that sex as they're more

9:07

just crazy, though. Yeah. Crazy. I don't see it

9:09

in the the bloodlines. doesn't really

9:11

matter if you're a jig. Like, it's a game of friends.

9:13

Yeah. How about a nuke me? We we

9:15

will track this before Bulgaria

9:18

or No. You know, world travelers

9:20

before my career went. Oh, I mean, you I

9:22

I didn't. But I I wasn't. I wasn't He wasn't.

9:24

So you're freaking behind. We've not

9:27

really used to visit the most That's

9:29

where I'm it was how do you how do you have

9:31

a bad look? Like, I'm your record.

9:33

Pretty dodgy. Well, after that, like, getting into

9:35

some countries like America, we get

9:37

interviewed now, where they're just like the fuck where

9:39

the fuck did you go to North Korea? Got you doing

9:41

that. Nice. We're a bit of fun. Did you happen to crack?

9:43

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's what we tell them, and they're just

9:46

like, why? what do you mean? Interesting. It's like

9:48

their astonished he would want to visit there.

9:50

Yeah. Yeah. His comp fingerprints and his

9:52

being led. But I would probably think about it

9:54

through an American Because we're not allowed

9:56

there. Yeah. Are we not? No. You're

9:58

not allowed period? No. Americans got

9:59

banned by the American government. Yeah.

10:03

so will they let you in or leave

10:06

up your back? We

10:08

can't go. Like, we we let No.

10:10

It's real. but America's in.

10:12

America won't let recognition. Yep.

10:14

Unless they walk the cranks to the

10:17

DMZ, you're probably the fact. It could

10:19

defend it. I'll

10:21

be a British North Korean YouTuber.

10:23

That's a great Yeah. Then there are

10:25

some Really? Yeah. But then Malaysian

10:28

there's a Malaysian guy that films there that I

10:30

think he uploads who literally comes back, he said.

10:32

And then we steal his stuff, and that's the Boy Boy

10:34

channel. Yep. That's good. So what was

10:36

the inspiration behind the name? Boy

10:38

Boy. Oh. It's a

10:40

it's a pretty convoluted

10:42

story. I'm all done. We got plenty of

10:44

them. We can let you into it a bit rambling.

10:46

I So he's he's

10:51

a strange father.

10:53

That's a good one. it. Oh,

10:55

sure. He's a strange father as a

10:57

nickname Iggy. Yep. And which he

10:59

hates because he doesn't like his dad. Yep.

11:01

So we as good friends who would always call a

11:03

Meggie. And

11:05

so that's such a long story. It's not

11:07

gonna it's not gonna tell you a joke, and I put the whole story. No.

11:09

No. No. This

11:09

is where they're boy. No. No. No. This is

11:12

at this. And then

11:14

he was just the e fries,

11:17

just to just to bully him. Mhmm. And

11:19

then because we bought him, I'm not too and

11:21

very keen on hanging out with us. And every time he didn't

11:23

wanna hang out with us, we'd call him Root

11:25

Boy -- Yep. -- and it'll be, like, Egi Root

11:27

Boy, Boy.

11:30

And

11:30

then eventually just gone with you. Yeah. Yeah.

11:32

Yeah. And then eventually There's a lot

11:34

of insecurity on this side is what happens,

11:36

Richard. In security? I'm a bully.

11:38

Police are a competent one. No. No.

11:40

I'm sorry. That's a classic

11:42

architect. Exactly. The common ones were better

11:44

than ever. Yes. And

11:46

then and then it just got shot on to boy boy, and that

11:48

was his nickname for a while. Yep. And

11:50

then when we filmed so

11:52

when we went to North Korea, we filmed

11:54

that and we didn't even really know all gonna

11:56

do with just went by to become a YouTube channel. I

11:58

don't know why it was called Boy Boy. Maybe it was just And then we

12:00

just needed a name and then we were just

12:02

like, Boy Boy is funny. It sits two

12:04

boys together. You call me Boy

12:06

Boy. it was actually a it was actually a

12:08

massive mistake, though, because everyone

12:12

it's it's porn. Yeah. It's gay.

12:14

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We we do we do

12:16

online Tainment. Oh, yeah. Won't you channel?

12:18

Oh, boy. Boy. Boy.

12:21

Oh, like like boy on boy. That's

12:23

that's what we had. Yeah. Facebook

12:25

literally categorizes our as you see,

12:27

like, suggested pages. Oh. And

12:29

the suggested pages are, like, boy on

12:31

boy love. Love. It

12:33

doesn't help you keep making games reference.

12:35

Yes. So they were actually gay, doesn't help you.

12:37

Right. But it's

12:39

it's I think it was a great idea,

12:41

like, inadvertently because like

12:44

most

12:44

of our audience is gay and they're all very very dedicated

12:46

to the channel. So, like, I I think

12:48

it's it helps a lot

12:51

although

12:51

it counts as quid vape. Right? That's kinda bad.

12:53

Yeah. You know, pretending

12:55

to be gay. We don't pretend

12:58

No. We don't gay. Yeah.

13:00

It was, like, racing more and more and more stuff. Yeah.

13:02

And we're racing the community. I feel like the more

13:04

straight people who pretend to be gay eventually, it'll remove

13:06

most people. It's true. Right. It's

13:08

true. Yep. How how can you commit to

13:10

hate crime? Would you know which one is being

13:12

ironic? Exactly. Exactly. Just

13:16

spin all these labels. Yes.

13:18

Yeah. No. It's one's on the hat.

13:20

Well, there's still one on your hat. Actually, it's still

13:22

a label on it. No. No. No. No.

13:24

No. You had that label on throughout all of

13:26

it. Yeah. there's an edge across

13:28

the corner. Yeah. But yeah. Now every time a

13:30

mosquito touches me, I think. They like we

13:32

should try to find one on camera, but they

13:34

like they like this big. Maybe

13:36

you'd like it, like, you know, we're gonna just crawl across the

13:38

way. Cool. We kind

13:40

of skipped over the whole more career thing. Oh, and it

13:42

sounds fascinating. Yeah. What what was

13:44

the bad? What was the price to like you to get in

13:46

there. It's an Australia. Really easy.

13:48

But it's really exciting. Right. It's

13:50

so easy. I think it's because

13:52

you're essentially,

13:53

on a government or, like, they're they're

13:55

taking around everywhere, so they don't really need to worry

13:58

about you disappearing and doing flying

13:59

dodgy. Why? They're hand holding you. Yeah.

14:02

it was very handheld. Yeah. Yeah.

14:04

It's on with you at all times. All times. Yeah.

14:06

So we just basically, you pay a

14:08

tool company. It's it's it was kind of

14:10

pricey at the time. We thought it was pricey. I think

14:12

it was, like, probably two thousand per a

14:14

week or something. That's not too bad. No.

14:16

I think now. I think that's fine, but at the time, I

14:18

Oh, we had no money. We had no money. That

14:20

was quite a bit. I mean, a trip to North

14:22

Korean full guided tour tour. We have to

14:24

arrive in China yourself, and then

14:26

the trip is just from the Chinese

14:28

border. Okay. Thank you. So you know what? Look a

14:30

bias. Train trains. You all

14:32

meet up on the border at Dan Dong. And

14:34

then from Dan Dong, it's really cool. You there

14:36

in this, you know, crazy Chinese

14:38

city. You feel like -- Wow. -- bright pollution

14:41

everywhere. And then across the river, you

14:43

can just see it's like it's completely

14:45

dark. we were really lucky. It was a really misty

14:47

day when we were there. So the bridge was actually just

14:49

kind of fading into into mist. Wow.

14:51

The guy's over a river. Yeah. He's in childhood

14:53

bullshit. Yep. And then as soon as you get across, it was

14:55

it was really interesting because it's,

14:57

like, completely completely

14:59

different to any other countries. I mean, it was it

15:01

was quite beautiful. So you feel like a

15:03

visit like a countryside was just so

15:05

pristine and like there's no

15:07

repair to China. Yeah. Like, go ahead to

15:09

China. How so why? You were just going through it

15:11

like rolling green fields? Lots

15:13

of rice, lots of corn, and

15:16

rolling hills into rivers and all those ice because

15:18

there was just all the rivers had just I

15:20

think it was like a hangout spot for a lot of me

15:22

because there always kids every river. It's like swimming

15:24

in the ocean. like swimming. It

15:26

was a paradise. Yeah. It was quite

15:28

nice, but I mean, no cars as

15:30

well. Literally no cars. The whole time whenever there was

15:32

a street, it was usually dirt, someone riding

15:34

a bike. like So she's all biomedicially

15:36

friendly as well. We've got a voicemail. I

15:38

didn't know if he saw any hostels. Did

15:41

we? I remember. a lot of

15:43

driving out. That's that's a good news.

15:45

Yeah. Yeah. A lot of old Soviet stuff as

15:47

well, which was cool. Like, all the kind

15:49

of things just look like Soviet

15:52

the one thing that was, like,

15:53

quite freaky. because, like, we

15:55

we kept talking about how kind of nice things were.

15:57

Yeah. But, like, the one publicly you think is it,

15:59

like, our

15:59

relationship with leaders. Yep.

16:01

So we are we went to this because

16:03

this muzzling, we've got, like, the

16:06

granddad and the dad and came down on

16:08

all together. ball

16:09

deck battles get up on them so long. Yeah.

16:12

All like in bombs. Kim

16:14

Il sung and yeah. Kim Jong

16:16

il. Yeah. and it's just it's

16:18

so freaky because they they take you through

16:20

this, like, this

16:21

travel later flight now is just blaring them

16:23

off Korean and then you have to stand there like

16:26

really saw lane. They told

16:26

us we had to get in four by four

16:29

formations. So we stood in a

16:31

grid, and the grid was, like, exactly the

16:33

same. The right size to get on this

16:35

travel ladder. The travel ladder just took us

16:37

down for like an hour. Wow. A lot of them walking past. A lot of

16:39

them walking with paintings on the side just,

16:41

yeah, like, layering North your music

16:43

into our faces. Really? Yeah. And then and then and then travel

16:45

later goes through different rooms, like, one of them has little

16:47

brush on the floor to, like, clean your feet. The other one,

16:49

like, go into this little room that, like, blows all the

16:51

dust off you with makes you a lot

16:53

of noise. And then it's

16:55

crazy. Then you finally get into, like, like,

16:57

model of the millennium. Let's say, Kimbell song

16:59

is there. and he's

16:59

wearing glass, and they've, like, embalmed him.

17:01

And he surrounded by soldiers that are guarding

17:04

him. But, like, all the soldiers are crying.

17:06

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was about at the

17:08

whole four to cry and pay. Yeah. Yeah. Is it is it feel

17:10

like they're acting or it's someone genuinely They're

17:12

acting so ingrained in this plot. I think it's

17:14

genuine plot. It's imagine like you

17:16

view someone as a god or you like

17:18

your father. That's how much they're

17:20

ingrained and how much they're brainwashed to

17:23

love And then that person's died. Like, you you know,

17:25

a family

17:25

member's died. And then you just have to stop and

17:28

stare at their body all day. Kind

17:30

of a flanged up job. it.

17:32

Yeah. And they don't sound like like

17:34

effective coins. If you're sitting here with Piers and

17:36

Glynis. Yeah. I've actually stolen the

17:38

body of Kingold's team while they were like how

17:40

they might be their own stuff. bullying them as well.

17:42

Yeah. He's

17:44

not that bad. Yeah. What

17:46

do you think would happen if you did if you did

17:49

that? you if if you if you point out his plan, you say, oh,

17:51

yeah, stupid motherfuckers. I think that's even if

17:53

you pointed out him. Yeah. Now even if you

17:55

went like that, you're not allowed to point. because

17:57

you do this. We got in trouble. do

17:59

this. Yeah. We got in trouble because I

18:01

think everyone all the tour guides had

18:03

badges with their faces. And I think I wanted to

18:05

buy one. So I was like, Where do I buy that?

18:07

And she, like, slapped my hand away. She's like, did

18:09

you not point did you not point that she went? Like --

18:11

Yeah. -- like like blocking the board and trying to

18:13

look to not point you. Okay.

18:15

So I was like, where do the building this? Where do

18:17

I play that? What? Yeah.

18:20

Wow. That

18:20

is

18:21

crazy. How much

18:24

nicer is this? is pretty good. This is, like,

18:26

representing something. Yeah. This is very,

18:28

like, a grassy and acoustic tour. It

18:30

really is. So did

18:32

you feel I

18:34

got the threat. I was like, we did you feel

18:36

like you had to behave yourself? We always tryna

18:38

We felt like we had to behave ourselves, but we never

18:40

felt we never felt

18:41

dangerous. Like, just because, like, the

18:43

rules are pretty clean.

18:44

Yeah. But we it was uncomfortable.

18:46

Well, I I got a bit uncomfortable at the end

18:48

because I think I was slight because we

18:50

felt comfortable in the beginning with that they seemed more

18:53

relaxed and we thought they would, I was doing

18:55

things that I wasn't meant to do like they were

18:57

saying. The rule is you don't take photos

18:59

of any the military stuff. So after a

19:01

while, I was like, well, I wanna take photos of the military stuff. I'm

19:03

gonna say, like, surely, you started freaking Yeah.

19:05

So we started taking photos of military stuff.

19:07

And then one time, I don't

19:08

think I was taking photos, but they had seen me take photos

19:11

before. She thought I was taking photos, so she called

19:13

me over. And then I sat down

19:15

with only the guides and they were going

19:17

through all my footage, making me delete

19:19

things. And then

19:20

I actually got a little bit upset because I'm

19:22

making me delete nice photos. Mhmm. And then they actually

19:24

stopped. They're like, I don't know. You you you don't have

19:26

to do it. We mean to say if any started crying.

19:28

I started crying a little bit. Yeah. And I

19:31

actually had tea by eye because I'll make me delete files. Oh,

19:33

and it got it works. Oh, well. Immediately,

19:35

as soon as you have, like, a little tea in life. Oh, so

19:37

sorry. Now you I think yeah.

19:40

Because he has for them and reserved for,

19:42

like They don't even have them in

19:44

curiosity. They're like, man, that's Really? Really? Really?

19:46

luxury. you know Oh,

19:49

I do. But then after that, I was a bit paranoid because

19:51

then they were watching me a bit more -- Yeah.

19:53

-- and I was just, like, at the end, I was

19:55

like, oh, like a kind of Would you

19:57

guys stay a hotel? Yeah. Yeah. It

19:59

was like there's, like, one hotel in the

20:02

city for foreigners. Mhmm. You want me

20:04

to use plain? We we did

20:06

this funny thing on because, like, you kinda

20:08

have this assumption that it's bug. So when we were

20:10

at, we can't we we we try on the h nine when

20:12

we get back with Jessica speaking to you,

20:14

basically, each other, like, for hours. And

20:16

so we would get back and we just we just yeah. We

20:18

just speak like You're so good. We just literally just

20:20

go back on. Why would you have got we got two

20:22

We just had the whole night doing that, which and

20:24

we imagine some of my military trains are, like, flicking

20:27

through, like, essentially. Don't.

20:29

Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. We know little

20:31

alarmed that maybe they would feel like

20:33

you weren't who you said you weren't because of the

20:35

difference. Oh, maybe that's Yeah. I feel like feel like,

20:37

oh, you're talking to Coke. Yeah.

20:39

Well, we actually had it because I got a

20:42

little bit a little bit paranoid. I

20:44

remember that they to

20:46

get up in the morning, we got up quite early like

20:48

six AM. And we didn't have alarms. They

20:50

did, like, wake up calls. So the

20:52

phone would ring. I remember one morning the

20:55

phone rang. and this was after

20:57

I'd become started to become a bit

20:59

paranoid. Yeah. And I picked up the phone at

21:01

six AM. That was just a man on the phone

21:03

that he goes, your time

21:05

is off. I was just What? And then I

21:07

just kind of freaked out

21:09

total Alexa, and then it turns out everyone else

21:11

who's got the same call and your time is up, meaning that,

21:13

you know, it's time to get up I

21:15

I was just, like, fuck. Your

21:17

time is on. It was just a mistranslated.

21:19

So he called you. Why

21:21

did you put musical. Someone and he was

21:23

forty dead. No. He So I was

21:26

imagine he's, like, waiting for you to

21:28

wait. No. No. The phone

21:30

rang. And since I am Like

21:32

myself. and then I said. So so a day

21:34

a day looked like getting up early,

21:36

then seeing the tour guide, and then they show you around

21:38

Yeah. That would show us even back

21:40

to the hotel. Yeah. Yeah. As you're more about to do any sort of

21:43

Also, we we did we

21:45

paid a little bit extra, like, it's like a

21:47

group two or five days, and we

21:49

stayed another two days just on a private tour.

21:51

Yep. And that was a bit nice. I mean, we're still with the tour

21:53

guide. We kind of choose where to go. There's a funny that

21:55

we're just like, oh, you can do a walking tour you

21:57

can walk around and see the city. And that walking

21:59

tour was mini Alexa walking with two guides

22:02

on either side of us. Can we go into that

22:04

shop anything?

22:04

No. No. Then we walked up the street. We got to

22:07

the end. He's like, okay. It's

22:08

time to go back. And this was like

22:10

brand new expense street. build

22:12

the new buildings that I will proud of. So does this feel

22:14

like kind of a vigneur over everything?

22:17

The the stores feel really are

22:19

there any restaurants?

22:21

I think it was real. It was more that just,

22:23

like, they only wanna show us, like, the best --

22:25

Yeah. -- country. It's like They don't wanna show you --

22:27

Yeah. -- slums, you know, they show you the the,

22:29

you know, the parts in with Korea where people

22:32

who Right? Yeah. What what was funny though? because

22:34

we passed through areas which were

22:36

slums on the train because you can't really hide

22:38

that. And they were so embarrassed

22:40

by that, but we just been in China where

22:42

everything was much cheater. And it was

22:44

so weird to hear them

22:46

be like No. No. Don't film this. It's like, there's nothing

22:48

wrong with this. Like There's no

22:50

problem. to lead a photo of a

22:52

cube. He was, like, playing in water and didn't

22:54

have any shoes on? Yep. No. No. No. He doesn't have

22:56

shoes. You go to Poland. I can go get rid of that.

22:58

Portugal water. Like, this

23:00

is what kids quite like Yeah. I think they're just like Why do

23:02

you think, like, rich people wear

23:05

this shoes in the water to take it aboard

23:07

another chair? I think it's just this this really

23:09

sad kind of situation because I

23:11

have they kinda got this idea. They're the greatest place more.

23:13

They're the only way to keep the image. Yeah. And

23:15

it's just like they have to go to real extremes

23:18

to to hide the fact that

23:20

they're not you talk. Yeah. How was the food?

23:22

Was there any different from, like, you said, Korean

23:24

or Chinese food? The food was great

23:26

because, obviously, they wanna show us

23:28

that this is you know, a great country. mean

23:30

you mean you mean bad. Great. Yeah.

23:32

Or it was there was there was some bad food.

23:34

No. No. I loved, like, there was the Korean food

23:36

was really nice. But oftentimes, they wanted

23:39

to please ask tourists, and they were just kicking up

23:41

french fries, something like that. Oh. You're talking to

23:43

Yeah. You're talking to Yeah. I'm really glad. But then

23:45

when we had Korean frac. amazing

23:47

amazing stuff. so much fruit. Yeah.

23:49

So much. Like Right. So the

23:51

tour I'd shown you around, are they from governments?

23:53

Are they from around? Oh, no. So

23:56

they're, like, fully in the know. Yeah. Usually, I think

23:58

the way it works, the tour guides are, like,

24:00

usually, like,

24:00

kids of diplomats and everything. Like, people

24:02

who wanna get, like, a good job and,

24:05

like, wanna practice their English and stuff. I

24:07

wanna get, like, a bigoted by position. They

24:09

kinda do the rounds as well guys, and

24:11

that's, like, your graduation

24:13

into the big leagues. They were

24:15

also knowledgeable well. fabulous. Like, the new, you

24:17

know, the history of our country And

24:19

you saw Australia, and the

24:21

relations with with North Korea and

24:23

America's involvement in all the wars.

24:25

over the years and, like yeah. It was

24:26

insane. But just like general knowledge of the western

24:29

world, they

24:29

just totally insane.

24:31

No. I would say they

24:33

thought they did, but they had very for

24:36

example, like, when it came to technology.

24:38

Oh, it's a great example when we went

24:40

to these this kind of

24:42

museum of all the gifts that Kim Jong Un

24:44

has meant to receive from leaders all

24:46

all around the world. Yeah. And one of the gifts

24:48

they showed us was from the South

24:50

Korean leader. But no. It

24:51

wasn't how creative it was the CEO of Samsung.

24:53

CEO of Samsung then walked up to this cabinet and

24:55

they were like, here are all the gifts

24:58

from the CEO of Samsung. which is,

25:00

like, showing us the newest Samsung

25:02

technology. And it was all Apple products. Yeah.

25:04

So it was, like, a little back in touch from, like, the

25:06

nineties. From the nineties, everyone was trying so hard

25:08

not to law. Yes. But it's just like yeah.

25:10

You don't wanna get in trouble and you're just standing there.

25:12

Like, it's just solving all the information.

25:15

Now, got up, like, off him for, like, you know, too

25:17

much. Yeah. That's right. It's safe to say you

25:19

can't play Fortnite in North Korea. Definitely

25:21

known that. But a bot, Bobby's crazy. Yeah.

25:23

Too many bot Well, I kind of

25:25

I felt like Tim Jong Un is,

25:28

like, some kind of

25:29

gamer or, like, some some super, like,

25:31

massive shut in who somehow, like,

25:34

gotten

25:34

into parallel universe where he's the king of the world. Yeah. Like,

25:36

because some of the stuff he does is, like,

25:38

in

25:38

the same gift museum, he got this one

25:40

portrait of him. And it's he and,

25:42

like, they're explaining it to you, like, this is LG

25:44

Alida, in a

25:46

suit of armor, riding a

25:47

tiger, smoking

25:49

a cigar, right. On a detective. Yeah.

25:51

It's just his portrait. He's the most absurd

25:53

thing I've ever seen. And it's him on

25:55

a tiger, and they think that that's a real, like,

25:57

thing. What did he say? if he's done that. And they

25:59

just say that, like, not like a joke. You mean to

26:01

look at this and be like, oh, yeah. It's

26:03

just making a story. It's like the best touch as

26:05

well. He looks like a bunch of schools. Yeah. You know, it looks like it

26:07

looks like what you would do if you were making an Avatar

26:10

game. Exactly. managed to

26:12

do it. Fantasy, but you're watching was

26:14

masculine. Yeah. It's literally that you saw it. He

26:16

looks slimmer in the in the

26:18

van. It was pretty true to life. I think he's

26:20

he's he's pretty they're pretty boy positive.

26:22

More or less. Yeah. Hennings, because

26:24

they consider the a bit of chubbiness, a

26:26

bit of wealth. Yeah. Yeah.

26:29

Some wealth there. Yeah. So you said that this trip

26:31

was what

26:32

Yeah. Pretty much we we turned that trip

26:34

into a documentary, essentially, about

26:36

all pretty exciting.

26:39

Yep. Yeah.

26:42

Pretty

26:42

much. It was pretty funny. I

26:44

think that, again, like, the technology differences

26:46

is a bit side,

26:47

but they they went they went throughout

26:49

this camera because it was

26:51

taking because

26:51

of military stuff. They they see thumbnails

26:54

of videos. would

26:55

you just start, like, him filling the ground and something else? They wouldn't know

26:57

that whole video. And then it's like, oh, this

26:59

man lost pictures of the ground. And this fucking moron.

27:02

He's sickened It's still it's still like

27:04

shrilling. It's supposed to ground. What an idiot?

27:06

What's so impressive about the ground? I don't

27:08

understand. Yeah. So, like I've yeah. Even

27:10

though it's just they make you delete. Can't you just go back

27:12

home and, like, undeleted anyway. Yeah. It's

27:14

not it's not really an issue. Yeah. And also, they kept

27:16

being like, oh, you know, like, we'll let you keep this one to

27:18

get to the border. They're not as nice as us. They get

27:20

to the border, no give the shape at all. Like, it's all

27:22

coming to the thing that is lopping, like,

27:24

through. What does the border look like? Is there, like, a

27:26

gate coming in? because I've only seen photos

27:28

of, like, a DMZ. You wanna guys

27:30

use the noisy pool. Yeah. Yeah.

27:32

China. And it wasn't a gate. It was kind of

27:34

interesting to see that they're at the

27:36

train station in Dan Dong. There was

27:38

a bit kind of, like, almost free flowing

27:40

exchange. So when North Koreans getting on

27:42

usually taking appliances, like, you just

27:44

need to stop and And there

27:46

you actually in Dan Dong, we saw people

27:48

that looked like kind of like not poor

27:50

North Koreans, but the the level of the guys

27:52

metal nuts walking around. We went to Russia straight

27:54

after and, like, bloody bar stop which is also, like, across

27:57

the border and there were more friends around there as well. Yep. That

27:59

was interesting. I

27:59

think they like, yeah.

28:01

Probably depends on what it's I think it's, like,

28:03

strictly controlled, like, who goes in and out, but there are

28:05

a lot of them going in and out. Yeah. So it's

28:07

not really the craziest place to travel to

28:09

there.

28:09

I don't know. I don't

28:12

know. I just want to

28:14

love something else. Yeah. I

28:16

don't know what the craziest place. I would my

28:18

my say a kutsk in Russia.

28:20

Oh, yeah. Did you wanna continue traveling with

28:22

the intention of making video

28:24

documentaries about about

28:25

the more? Just set again curious

28:28

about about

28:28

the world. Right? Badly. I don't know if, like, we

28:30

we had the North Korea thing in mind, but not for a while, we're

28:32

just like it's kinda just fun just to travel Yeah. Yeah. And

28:34

then I think we just continue to then after that, we did

28:36

the Trans Siberian and all the crossroad stuff. Mhmm.

28:38

And that's what I'm doing right now. So

28:40

I lost get all my days on

28:43

the track. Oh, well, we we did the we

28:45

spent about thirty days, but eight days continuous

28:47

on the train. Wow. And I lost

28:49

seven kilos because we just did not

28:51

I remember the first time we got on the train from

28:53

bloody Bastogne. We got on. We didn't

28:55

have any rubles, and we

28:56

just had nowhere to buy food. So we just

28:59

didn't need today -- Yeah. -- until the fucking stopped. The nice thing

29:01

is, like, you'd have, like, a Russian family, like,

29:03

get on, and they bring out a prepaid roasted chicken and

29:05

all this other stuff and, like, easily feed

29:07

you. Which is nice. driving

29:09

crazy even as eight days on training. Yeah. It was

29:11

-- Yeah. -- it wasn't bright. Like, people are mad

29:14

flies, he's trained on it. It's very bright.

29:17

It's especially the Russian

29:19

countryside. It is the same tree over

29:21

over and over and over and over and over and over. That's a thing like

29:23

there's certain stretches of it where there's like

29:25

no city heard that. Yeah. So, you know,

29:27

that's fine. And I'm looking at the trade

29:29

console. Yeah. Was it willing to

29:31

get to the destination? Was that

29:33

interesting on this? No. That was

29:35

Moscow. Yeah. The train was actually kind of funny. He would be like me to work

29:37

drinking a lot and -- Yeah. --

29:39

it's fun trying to work out with. I'll try to tell

29:41

you. And -- Yeah. -- it was it

29:43

was I

29:43

was just so fucked at the end of

29:45

it. It's, like, delirious, skinnier

29:48

than us. But I was

29:50

like, every I think, every second dude,

29:52

we saw that out of black eye. you.

29:54

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, quite a

29:56

violent place. Yeah. Yeah. Talk to

29:58

each other in the head. What

29:59

else is here to do? Yeah.

30:02

Sure. Seismic drink and beat the shit ahead of

30:04

each other, a good way to keep all. Yeah. Warm

30:06

your eye. That's when you get touched.

30:08

Stupid. Oh, you're all your own. Yeah. Yeah.

30:10

You're orange too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

30:12

But -- Yeah. -- you're you're boxing there. Yeah.

30:15

Yeah. I mean, you've both boxing as you

30:17

were in this year's creative stadium, which

30:19

is crazy. Yeah. Now you're

30:21

about to boxing Yeah. Yeah. I hope

30:23

I feel like I've gotten a bit too much confidence

30:25

seeing how he went. Yeah. And I realize we're

30:27

not actually the same person.

30:30

It's not just flatching, isn't it? You're dead. It's

30:32

chest boxing. So it's chest It's just for a

30:34

wide wigs. Right? Yeah. Wide wigs chest

30:36

boxing event in December.

30:39

Yeah. It's putting my money

30:40

on the chest. I hope I She think Like

30:42

chest chest chest or, like, chest. Oh, yeah. You

30:44

only punch each other in the chest. Yeah. Chest.

30:47

So it's like it's like two minutes of chest, two minutes of boxing

30:50

to his chest, to his boxing, it keeps going

30:52

until either someone gets knocked out or there's a

30:54

check by. Yeah. We've been

30:55

hanging out the last few days. canger

30:58

island, which I'm talking about later. But you've been

31:00

grinding chess the whole time. Yeah. You know, you can

31:02

get it in your your play in and -- Yeah. --

31:04

you must be good. Yeah. Thank you.

31:06

Thank you. Who's your partner? You line to say

31:08

who you're Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's

31:11

myth four

31:13

nine plan. famous football player. Yeah.

31:15

He's an eight meds. Yeah. He's got a

31:17

lot of fun. He's here in the last couple years. Yeah.

31:19

He's been doing it's it's really he's a really

31:21

nice guy. really gonna stop getting knocked

31:23

out by him. Yeah. God. You

31:25

know, when I'm like before we move,

31:27

checkmate, if you before move, checkmate, it's -- Yeah. --

31:29

that's the plan. That's the plan. Yeah. feel having

31:31

big muscles slows you down, at least

31:33

a chest. At least a chest. Yeah. You're a lot

31:35

more nimble. You're a lot taller too. I hung out

31:37

with myth at the end of last year and

31:40

he described me as quite small. Yes. He's

31:43

small, but he's probably gonna make up for it with

31:45

his giant muscles. He's got a good

31:47

strong well, when we when we first God

31:49

confirms

31:49

the event. He was, like, eight or

31:52

ten seventy the meeting. Right. That's

31:54

impressive concern. much more. Yeah.

31:56

Yeah. That that's a very slim weight for him. But

31:58

but he he said he's

32:00

gonna come down and wait. And I

32:02

don't know. I

32:02

don't know if all night plays are like. I don't know

32:04

if I say hope they they're true that

32:07

way. Just tell them to take the train. Yeah.

32:09

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks.

32:11

You you sort of masqueraded

32:14

his office coach for the career class. Yeah. Yeah. He

32:16

mask he he was my I told him he

32:18

was my coach. Now So you got him

32:20

in body conditions. Yeah. So

32:22

And now I'm a used coach for this.

32:25

You guys showed us footage of your backyard

32:27

training. Yep. Yep. Yep. I don't know

32:29

how much you wanna go into your training. Yeah. That's that's

32:31

fine. Yeah. I mean, as long as it's, you know,

32:33

my secret movie, you know, the that

32:36

one. Well, just just just blur that. Just

32:38

blur that. Blah that as well. But, Joe, do that.

32:41

Maybe we can shoot you to her. Whoa.

32:43

Yeah. It was funny when I was spying

32:45

with Alexa the other day, there is actually something you did

32:47

a sick move due, which is like If

32:49

you just box it and you kick the guy, you drop your hands,

32:52

and then just look off in the distance like, your

32:54

ears are I just even slowly do

32:56

that. It works. You'll hear so

32:58

much. You're just using it. You're fighting me.

33:01

That was the only time I managed to get out of the

33:03

head to the whole stop. It was what I

33:05

stopped and went like, dude. And then he just

33:07

volunteered that. I was like, Oh, okay. American

33:09

American American American American American American American,

33:11

like, main. Oh, like, it's real dude,

33:13

it's really risky to take your eyes

33:15

off. Yeah. phone in -- just

33:17

doesn't give a fuck what you're looking at? Yeah.

33:19

And he's just and he's just in the zone.

33:21

Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I went

33:24

to Yeah. I want her. I

33:26

see you when kids are gonna need

33:28

this. Yeah. Was that a week

33:30

that was more of it like a twitch

33:32

like this? You're coming off

33:34

seizure. Do you know how many people you

33:36

watch him? Oh, god. I'll

33:38

put his back on because he does

33:40

a good boxing guy. Do you know

33:42

how how big the bug rig event is,

33:44

like, in terms of audience? I think live, if

33:46

they said it was five thousand. I mean,

33:48

very much was Ten thousand. Ten

33:50

thousand. Yeah. And then because the loved ones

33:52

gonna be livestream for free on YouTube, you

33:54

could potentially be quite a few, three

33:56

hundred thousand people watching

33:58

live, like, It's gonna be pretty insane. I

34:00

think you're first as well. Yeah. You know,

34:02

you will ring side with the credit crash, obviously. So

34:04

you kind of know what that atmosphere feels like.

34:06

It's not quite in the

34:08

ring. I hated being ringside. I hated, like, boys should be

34:10

revealing this because this is gonna make me feel a

34:12

lot better. But like watching

34:14

creator class gave

34:16

me PTSD, like to see

34:18

the noise of, like, someone getting crunched,

34:20

like, cracking the face. Yeah. It

34:22

just you repeat it on me for days. It's like, oh,

34:24

what was the worst fact to watch? Here's

34:26

what? There was Well, you

34:28

just dude, I felt so bad for all

34:30

of them, man. Oh, boy. Hey. You

34:32

had to come? You did. You had to

34:34

come? You did. Why have your birthday on that day?

34:36

No. I was just birthday. Yeah. It was birthday. Happy

34:38

birthday. I would yeah. Yeah.

34:40

What was it like for

34:42

you when you because you

34:44

know, we'll see in the fight. You obviously hit him and then realize, oh, no.

34:47

I've just heard him, like, quite candidly. You

34:49

sort of see you hesitate Well,

34:52

I I think I thought that when I've

34:54

done spying, you know, in Australia, it was

34:56

I think that I just wanna stop it

34:59

immediately when it was like some of losing.

35:01

Yeah. But in Florida, things must be different. So they didn't do the standing eight

35:03

count, which is normal. They were just like Yeah. So

35:05

if someone's When someone's legs

35:08

are weak, and, you know, like,

35:10

Australian Blanchard, they they they do that,

35:12

and then they they they do the camp. Yeah.

35:14

They they take their gloves, they touch them together. They

35:16

go, are you good to fight? they do yes

35:18

or no. Yep. But they don't do that in Florida.

35:20

Florida's with her on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. And he

35:22

literally had, like, a a stumble like

35:24

this. Like, he looked like he was drunk and

35:26

I was like, I have to hit a drunk. That's what I felt you.

35:28

At that point, it's almost like you wanna put

35:30

him in the miz out of his misery.

35:32

Yeah. Like, he wanted, like, just

35:34

punch him until the fight is, like, done. It is over, you had to punch him anymore. Well, that's what I

35:37

felt after a while when I realized that the ref wasn't gonna

35:39

stop. I was just like, well, I

35:42

gotta punch this guy -- Yeah. -- which I guess that's what boxing. It's really

35:44

useful for boxing. People wanna see the show.

35:46

Yeah. Exactly. You can't feel like too

35:50

bad because know what he signed up. Yeah. everyone you You

35:52

sign you're signing up a good punch of the dates.

35:54

Yep. Many times. We're the

35:56

levered. Many

35:58

times. Yeah. It was the

36:00

worst injury in the car crash. Were there any

36:02

broken I am. Ryan the gate. And

36:04

I think -- What's the matter? --

36:06

is Matt Watsons too. You still fight

36:08

you still. He's still on the bus. Yeah. Weird

36:11

eyes. Yeah. I put five brand

36:13

new man Watson. Really? You

36:16

did not. I did. What's Why? Why? I didn't mean to

36:18

him. Did you tell

36:20

him that? No. Whatever you

36:22

do, you gotta put you gotta put five grand

36:24

on me. Alright.

36:26

Yep. Is it, like,

36:28

insider news? Well, that's why yeah. Well, I mean, it

36:30

seems it seems like there's a there's a recurring

36:32

thing here. It is a new

36:34

plan because if you win, if

36:36

you're right, you get more money. Mhmm.

36:38

And then if you're wrong, Alexa wins.

36:40

Yeah. And it's everything we wanted. It's true. It's

36:42

true. It's a win win. Okay. I believe you knew the whole

36:44

time. Yeah. sound a bitch. So we can train you for the chess flocks, and

36:46

I assume you're doing, like, what, two minutes, and

36:48

then you're playing chess as well. Yeah.

36:50

Yeah. Just

36:52

like take the gloves off. Yeah. Unfortunately, I I see I'm gonna try to play with the

36:54

gloves. Yeah. I'm gonna knock all the pieces

36:56

over. Oh, yeah. We're gonna

36:58

put the board in the big

37:00

Yes. I'm like table a out. Sure.

37:03

What what prevents you from

37:05

just not moving? It's not you really?

37:07

It's a pretty

37:08

good

37:10

pound. like, if if you're just not moving and just staring the person

37:12

guys I have the I think that

37:14

there's a chance based on

37:16

the research on how myth

37:18

players

37:20

just That myth might just do that. myth might just stare

37:22

at you for two minutes waiting and then just come

37:24

at you with a lot of energy. So so

37:27

you don't have It's not like

37:29

chest clap. There is

37:30

a lot for you about eight minutes. You can

37:33

Yeah. So you can potentially just, like, save it off the

37:35

box. And because -- Yeah. -- explain this how this works.

37:37

with the chest and boxing. So it's two minutes

37:39

of chest. So there's a timer you play for

37:41

two minutes. And then if no one has

37:44

checkmated the other person in that two minutes,

37:46

you do a and then a half a gets

37:48

two minutes of chest. You repeat until

37:50

it's that eight minutes of long.

37:52

Chest is fairly cerebral. I guess the good

37:54

news is

37:56

get a big rest. Like, congratulations. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

37:58

because once the rest time

37:59

it's, like, thirty seconds.

38:01

Thirty seconds. Oh, in a minute.

38:03

A minute. It's a minute. in this one,

38:05

you get thirty seconds plus the two minutes. Yeah. That's that's a lot of

38:07

stress. Right. So you have thirty seconds to

38:09

recuperate.

38:09

Yeah. Or, like, while they're sitting on the table

38:11

as well, I thought it was

38:14

just immediate like, as

38:14

soon as if you the Belgas or SpainJazz. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

38:17

You know, what happens? Someone bumps into the board.

38:19

Right? No. They moved out of

38:21

the way. Wow. That's actually gonna be really

38:23

interesting about that. I can't wait to watch you. And

38:25

it is really fun as well because, obviously, you're

38:27

getting punched in the head. the chest

38:29

gets, like, a comically worse. Like, people are

38:32

just making moves where you're screaming at the

38:34

screaming. Like, why don't you do that? You're

38:36

fucking idiot. The chest

38:38

players wear, like, sound cancelling

38:40

headphones. So you can't hear anyone like coaching

38:42

and Yeah. It goes like it. Oh, really? Yeah.

38:44

It goes like a pawn to a

38:46

three or whatever. That's just why I'm

38:48

crazy because you'll be going from the

38:50

atmosphere of bringing it to just another. And

38:52

you're probably just hearing it. You'll be hearing your

38:55

pulse. Roy, you'll be -- Yeah. --

38:57

far loud. I my plan is to to punch myth in

38:59

the ears. Uh-huh. So that even when he puts these things up,

39:01

he'll still he'll still be

39:04

lucky good. It's

39:06

dropping. I mean, like, he's still grabbing my

39:08

ears. He's still grabbing my

39:10

ear. That's totally

39:12

Tyson, dude. like you're firing it off.

39:14

Then you can't put the headphones on. That

39:16

He probably thought he was doing test boxing. That's why.

39:18

That's why that's why I'm a misunderstanding. Yeah. But Great.

39:20

So you must be like you've done a significantly better

39:22

a chest over the last couple months. Yeah. Yeah.

39:24

Better chest. Better at boxing, but I feel like, again,

39:27

if there's nothing stopping me from just

39:29

staring me down in the chest

39:32

I think some reefers running away from running through off the running cycle of the ball.

39:34

That's okay. I think we got to do.

39:36

Yeah. So good. He waits Well,

39:39

you run it out. I mean, nothing gets

39:41

done. I'm tying it back. There's no

39:44

chest and there's no box about it.

39:46

It just times out. Yeah. That that would be

39:48

the great the great counter play. If he if he does, try to, like,

39:50

just just tying you out. Just not not do

39:52

a move. Then then

39:54

Just run around. How would they decide

39:57

winter in that case. I think I mean, because he's time with that.

39:59

If he ever's time, he's time with that

40:01

now. Yeah. But that's the strategy. People ever

40:03

knows the lowest time, the most

40:05

hits I guess. It's

40:08

so deep. It's gonna be very very

40:10

interesting to see how the judge's fucking

40:12

scores. Yeah. I

40:14

think I'm just gonna win. I think most of the time,

40:16

I think it's not gonna be knockout from boxing.

40:18

I think it will be a check there. Right? I I feel

40:20

like it'll be, like, bad too. Yeah. There weren't

40:22

any knockouts in the credit No. There

40:24

were stoppages. There were some words Oh,

40:27

there were a lot of deaths. Yeah. But not

40:29

a lot of deaths. No. It was

40:31

cold, k o. Yeah. Yeah.

40:33

Which is which is good. That is probably quite hard to

40:36

actually cater someone as an

40:38

amateur. Yeah. Well,

40:38

I think that the fact that we

40:40

we had the sixteen ounce bob's on.

40:42

If we didn't have those there, for sure, would have been some knockouts. But

40:45

What are you calling beer knuckles?

40:47

No. No. No.

40:50

Like, claps. So ten ounce clots. So it's slow starting. Yeah.

40:52

What hurts your hands more than That's your head.

40:54

Right.

40:56

a great boy. Is

40:58

it bare knuckle, literally like a safer way

41:00

to bags? Well, because you're not gonna punch

41:03

you

41:03

can't punch as hard and you can break your

41:05

head. Yeah. So so people old

41:07

timey bikes, you know, when when they were

41:09

doing like that. Mhmm. And people look at those pictures and,

41:11

like, they answer ridiculous. Why the fuck do people, like,

41:13

look like this? It's It was because they

41:15

they bare knuckle blacks, but they wouldn't hit each other in

41:17

the head because it would break your fucking

41:19

head. So it was

41:22

all chest Oh, it was just it was, like, in

41:24

the body, and they would never try, like, one

41:26

or two headshots, but it wouldn't be

41:30

said, go for the I think it I think it all depends. Like, in the eighteen

41:32

nineties, I'm pretty sure it was, like, just illegal

41:34

to go for the head. Yeah. Yeah. It's all

41:37

about, like, Like the like, official Like,

41:39

actual street fight. Not

41:42

not, like, Kimbo slice in it.

41:44

Yeah. That's it. Oh, Kimbo slice

41:46

guy. Yeah. This guy with a big beauty there. I

41:48

know that in boxing sometimes

41:51

inspiring when I've, like, gonna

41:54

punch in the my spider spider is, like, turn

41:56

down and punch the mic directly here.

41:58

Right in the greenium. Fucking hurts your head. So

42:00

much. We're just like, I cannot box

42:03

anymore. go here? Or for here? Yeah. The

42:06

noise is on the chin. Did did you just

42:08

get them on the chin? But it's the right

42:10

button. It's So, in a matter of

42:12

time, this guy is getting me on the chin. We think

42:14

I'll be, like, quite careful about how you're holding your

42:16

shoulder, because if you're happier

42:18

of hanging you get him to draw. Yep. Break Yeah. off right

42:20

now. It's good boy mandible.

42:22

Yeah. But it's not like the the

42:24

punch to

42:26

the jump. that, like, will knock you out. It's because you're hitting

42:28

there. You just had

42:30

turns and your brain

42:32

bounces off. the inside of you

42:34

skull. It's like he's gonna label you and it

42:36

resets you. Yep. Yep.

42:38

Great skull. Great skull. Great

42:40

skull. Alright. Would you be keen to

42:42

fight again? I don't know. I think if

42:45

I find the right opponent, I would do it

42:47

again. Yeah. But it depends. It would have to be

42:49

someone a bit, you know, on one's out

42:51

was will be a bit shorter than me. So someone made it similar high. Someone

42:53

made it similar high. Someone made it even tall. tall.

42:55

Yeah. There's a couple of games still

42:58

around. That

43:00

one. It's as firing in the officers. That would be great. A

43:02

little bit lazy though. A little bit of a

43:04

practice.

43:04

Yeah.

43:06

What

43:06

about the fight? I

43:10

mean, and what did you

43:10

say to yourself? I was like, I said I'm never doing that again because

43:12

there was a moment when, like, when I

43:15

landed the be. I think it was

43:17

a beep straight. Right? and

43:19

just straight into his nose. And I felt

43:21

like he's his girlfriend said his nose

43:23

was broken. He said it wasn't, I don't know. But

43:25

I felt a crack that, like, reverbated through

43:28

my whole arm and I was just like,

43:30

it's just like feeling the contours of

43:32

someone's face as well and you hit them that hard, you can

43:34

just feel I was just like that. Yeah. You

43:36

filled the cartilage move and -- Yeah. -- and it was a freaking breaking before him. I was

43:38

also I was actually annoyed that he wasn't fucking

43:42

because whenever I spot, people would put their hands up.

43:44

Yeah. The the first job I landed hit him in

43:46

the face. And I was actually, like, what the fuck is this?

43:48

I I and it was, like, quite a lot

43:50

in in boxing. It's like, you know,

43:52

you're supposed to hold your hands, like, if you will I mean,

43:54

obviously, it's very tired. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the fight

43:56

goes on. I think you do that. You can have the hands

43:58

up. Yeah. If you're not holding them up

43:59

at the start, you're stopped. Like -- Yeah. --

44:02

one that said a learning curve. Five. So

44:04

the majority of the fights were,

44:06

like, down

44:06

and just, like, hey, mate. Yeah. I feel like

44:08

the only fight that I saw with the with the gloves

44:10

rub consistently. Was was Minx and Doug? Hey. Hey.

44:13

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Some of them, though.

44:15

They got pretty lazy at

44:17

the end with just taking to Oh.

44:20

Drinks. Drinks. Was it makes?

44:22

I mean, that's is that something I don't know if

44:24

that's leaked information, but

44:26

the irish Yeah.

44:29

That's my question. No problem. Just

44:31

get so that's why she was smiling. So

44:33

I can't feel fucking anything.

44:36

because, yeah, you were I mean, you got to see your fight

44:38

from an angle at no one else did. Yeah. Look at

44:40

each other in the eyes. What was the energy

44:42

like? hard

44:44

to explain. I guess you kind of just go a bit I

44:48

mean, I didn't feel much.

44:49

It was kind of

44:52

just like when I was in the zone of boxing, I was kind of just like

44:54

a bit almost like a bit quiet in

44:56

Toronto. I was just like, in Toronto. Yeah. It's a bit like in

44:58

Toronto, zombie

45:00

know is, like, my one purpose here is to fucking

45:02

smash his man in

45:02

the face. It was only once I landed the big

45:05

hit that it was kinda like I was kinda like

45:07

I achieved that goal. So then

45:09

I calmed down a little bit. Right. So before that, I didn't actually feel that

45:11

much even walking out usually in front of ten thousand people. I'd

45:13

be freaking out a bit, but I was just kind

45:16

of like, actually enjoyed the

45:18

dance, Ian. He doesn't look terrible. Yeah. I'm terrible. I'm

45:20

just like, I hope I hope that I have to fight.

45:22

Well, the dance, Ian and I actually found more fun

45:24

than the bike. Yeah. He's just

45:26

a great interest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what happened there? You're saying,

45:28

what happened after the fight? Like, as soon as it

45:30

ended. As soon as it ended, yeah, I was kind of,

45:32

like, that

45:34

transmode, like, headspace. Then

45:36

I've kindly, like, heard that

45:38

the

45:38

crowd and suddenly got a bit nervous.

45:41

us in front of all these pieces. I was like, whoa. There's

45:43

a lot of people out here. How did I

45:45

get people? Look. I'm assuming getting

45:47

a relief to have that was really Yeah. Relief

45:49

and kind of just, like, weird emotions. And, also, you

45:51

just got so much adrenaline. Yeah. Like,

45:53

it's weird to

45:56

just not feels the most awake you've ever felt. I mean, you're look you're

45:58

literally you're literally in fight or

46:00

flight. Yep. And you can only choose flight.

46:02

Yep. Or I can choose flight.

46:04

That's why you're not interested.

46:07

It's so interesting. Yeah. How about

46:09

the energy? Like, once you got

46:11

off to stand and back

46:14

to the scene. That was

46:15

lovely. It was so nice because, obviously, I won

46:17

the fight. So

46:18

that was it was so positive.

46:21

and and nice to me. And then celebrating

46:23

with everyone else was awesome. And

46:24

made me really proud of the coach

46:26

as well. Yeah. You were telling everything I I

46:29

bought an interaction. Yeah. I just wonder

46:31

how it would be for someone

46:32

losing a fight knowing, you know, you

46:35

train. So maybe you'll find that out next year.

46:37

Maybe I'll lose next year and then I'll

46:39

say, but it's you'd be so strange

46:41

because you train so hard and then it's just more fun --

46:43

Yeah. -- in, like, five minutes. And

46:45

then everyone that watches, obviously, sees

46:47

you as the weaker loser as

46:49

well. such a did you speak to someone's ad

46:51

about that or not? I did I did it to dinner,

46:53

like, pretty soon after, like, a couple of

46:56

days ago. Yeah. Him and

46:58

his his his all swollen and red

47:00

and I like

47:02

somehow look better. Yeah.

47:06

That's brilliant. Yeah. Yeah. That energy, that that murderous

47:08

energy is great. He

47:10

he was sort of away. Obviously, there's no real

47:12

before. There wasn't any but

47:15

I think he he did express that he kind of wanted to do it again, not with

47:17

me, but to prove to everyone that he had been

47:19

training hard. And he he really

47:21

weighs to go. you

47:23

didn't seem like a fair match. No. I don't. Well,

47:26

I mean, you know, but it's hard because we were

47:28

the same weight as well, and we had the same amount of

47:30

training. So it's like, inboxing that's

47:32

considered that things can happen.

47:34

You spy someone one day and you go well and

47:36

then, like, you know, the next week he's fatherhood.

47:38

It doesn't trust it, man. Yeah. You know, and

47:40

it's gonna really happen in

47:42

the ring. Yeah. I mean, from a viewer perspective and

47:44

from what I was, you know, sort of picking up on

47:46

the Internet in general, is everyone's

47:48

perspective how anyone Yeah.

47:50

Yeah. because it's just such a crazy thing

47:52

to have. And even Matt Thank god. Who

47:54

bought beta now? It's like Yeah. Welcome

47:56

to Matt. I mean, I did see something like

47:59

that. It

47:59

was it was kinda just self I was quite

48:02

worried for Alex. Well, mainly for selfish reasons

48:04

because I had come there with him

48:05

and I wanted potty and I was like, like

48:07

he goes to the hospital either. I'm able to go

48:09

with him. Yeah. I'm like, were we able to do anything?

48:11

And he was completely fine. And then Matt,

48:13

who, like,

48:14

ideally, had the most long term from it.

48:16

He was partying that as well. because then he absolutely got over, like, three AM that he's

48:18

like, oh, fuck. I probably get the hospital. When you like not

48:20

to drink up to the phone, is it bad to drink? They

48:22

told us not to do that if you have

48:25

any signs of gushing. Mhmm. And Matt definitely had signs

48:27

of concussion. because when I saw him at the party, he was like peeking.

48:29

I just thought he had taken drugs, but no one

48:31

was concussion. Yeah. His

48:34

fucking pupils

48:36

were like Massier. Just like What was music

48:38

coming about better is?

48:40

Yeah. It was always

48:42

good too, man. You're supposed to be another

48:46

another banker. Yeah. Alright. Well, good luck with it.

48:48

Nice. I'll be watching

48:50

you in replacing bats. Yeah.

48:54

Five thousand on me, please. Don't you. Alright.

48:56

Should we talk about

48:58

those guys? Oh, yeah. Tangeroos

49:00

and trip maybe? Yeah. I sit down here.

49:03

kind of some kangaroos. So we take it into

49:05

willowie went recently. As I said

49:08

earlier, we well,

49:10

we ventured over the kangaroo island. which

49:12

is the third biggest island in

49:15

all of Australia. It's just off the

49:17

coast of Adelaide, which is None

49:19

of us. Nope. Not just really.

49:22

Deceptively enough. We've seen more

49:24

pangaroos today just like in

49:26

Melbourne than we have. People canger a

49:28

while. I mean, we can't grow

49:30

online right now. Oh, yes. Sorry. As we

49:32

could just probably panger a while.

49:34

Swivel it. But,

49:36

yeah, we went over to Kangaroo Islands

49:38

to attempt to create a video with

49:40

a friend's support related side of

49:43

the thing. and also and this is the help of the

49:45

racket racket swims dead in Michael.

49:48

Mhmm. And it was I think just an

49:50

experience. It

49:52

was doing some ups and downs of the trip for sure.

49:54

We took the ferry over. We had

49:56

a van and a a huge

49:59

and, you know, accommodation

50:02

there. We enlisted the help

50:03

of some local boys. Yep. Three

50:05

local boys. Yep. Who or

50:08

the characters for sure. We're absolutely interesting

50:11

boy. we can't. Monthly in the wrong way.

50:13

Monthly in the wrong way. Yeah. A

50:15

little way a little way.

50:17

little loops, maybe they might

50:19

say. Yeah. Yeah. Very

50:22

country bull. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

50:24

All the stories they told us about whatever they got

50:26

to when they was and was just, like

50:28

Yeah. Well, they were, like, hyper violence. Yeah.

50:30

They were, like oh, yeah. We

50:32

had to be removed from, like, the the

50:34

the most of this bar in Adelaide.

50:37

I was like, what do you name? He was like, oh, yeah.

50:39

We climbed up the gutter. And then, like, we thought it would

50:41

be fun if you just go on time for the roof.

50:43

This is boring. And then comps, he had to come and

50:45

take them down. And then they did it again the next week. They

50:47

run the news for Yeah. It's so funny. There was just

50:49

a clip of him being

50:52

interviewed in, like, trading hypers best and black

50:54

sunnies. Yeah. Yeah. We climb on the

50:56

roof board. It was funny. Yeah. Hey.

50:59

They were showing us this at the pub and

51:01

they were just so proud of their show us this fucked

51:03

up video where they were, like, they're meant

51:05

to

51:05

be on a pre drink party. So three of

51:07

them were just at home drinking, I'm getting ready to go out. And then, like, one thing led to

51:09

another, and

51:09

ended up just smashing up one of their

51:12

cars, like, completely,

51:14

like unrecognized. up

51:16

of it. From the roof of the house, onto the roof of the house. Through the windscreen. And

51:18

we asked them why did they do that? They were just

51:21

like, oh, we don't know. We're just

51:22

Hi. Yeah. Alright. But, like,

51:25

I've been high, and I've never done that.

51:27

That's all my questions. What's the

51:29

difference here? Very, very

51:32

interesting, very very very much a culture shine. Yeah. That was a day

51:34

before, let's start filming with them. True. And, like,

51:36

soon as I'll be honest,

51:38

like, what where what

51:40

do you know? We were

51:42

under the impression that, like, they knew

51:44

Danny. They knew Danny ran

51:46

it because Danny had organized this before. He had put out, like, an

51:48

Instagram story. There's any locals I can't

51:50

google Island to help us with blah blah blah

51:52

blah. Reach

51:54

out. and so they reached out. But we run to the we run to the impression that

51:56

they they were, like, close friends of the day. Danny,

51:58

like, spoke to them over the m's,

52:00

didn't know them at all. Yeah. Yeah.

52:03

and Danny and Mike will actually arrive at day later than we thought. So we

52:06

had it with day by ourselves with the with the

52:08

boys. Yeah. And we're getting very

52:10

impatient that

52:12

we weren't you know, in charge and making calls and getting off

52:14

the audio. Yeah. It's been frustrated

52:16

with us. Thankfully, we sorted things out and

52:18

and got

52:20

them gonna and fixed up after which their energy immediately

52:22

changed. Uh-huh. And they just said, like, oh, we're

52:24

gonna buy so much cannabis. Yeah. Yeah.

52:26

At the moment, the money hit their bank account.

52:28

They're like, we're getting ketamine

52:30

tonight. No. It's just like a beer.

52:32

Beer. Beer. Yeah. Beer. And then in the

52:34

audience, Academy. Yeah. What there were hints

52:36

for refer to as the ketamine boy. That's what we

52:38

will call them from that one together. I'm up

52:40

in the next morning, they arrived at our place to

52:42

pick us up. Mhmm. They're like ten AM, and they were

52:44

on time. Yeah. Good. But one of them just

52:46

had, like, as I kind of like Got it. He had a cut

52:48

in blood on his eyebrow. Like

52:50

like on his eyebrow, which wasn't there

52:52

before. And then we asked how did that

52:56

happen? And his mate was like, oh, yeah. What do you say? He said he said he said

52:58

he said he

52:58

said, he was like, this is Tim Tame in. You

53:00

threw a Tim Tame in, and Tim Tame, but then

53:02

he knew that there was the Aussie biscuit.

53:06

Surely possible.

53:12

Another visit

53:14

to not. cut your face off. We were like, did you throw one? You threw the

53:16

whole pack? He was like, oh, yeah. Timned here.

53:18

And he just hasn't seen all the explanation.

53:19

He was strangely vague about it. So I think they I

53:21

don't think that. I think

53:24

they had you all have budgeted and budged each other. I'll ride into a

53:26

doorknights, man. Credit to them, like, even after a

53:28

night of drinking and

53:30

just grilling to ketamine. They

53:32

showed up on time. Yep. Daniel and

53:34

Michael had a riot and and the video was on.

53:36

We only had one day to shoot. Oh,

53:38

basically. So

53:40

when you do see the video, keep in mind that it was all shot in the

53:42

day and be impressed because we

53:44

have a lot of good luck. It was strong. Every

53:46

single thing we felt was best tastes

53:48

of ours. Twenty eyes got lucky. Incredible luck for for,

53:51

like, every scene. It all went on for

53:53

that nigga. So yeah. You guys

53:56

experience, you're very authentic in this good strip. Yes. Yes.

53:58

Yeah. because

53:58

I've what unorganized. Unorganized the

54:01

person and somehow magically comes to him. It

54:03

comes to your average trip is like

54:05

this. I watched your your videos before and, like, like, you know,

54:07

got the impression that things were a bit, like, kinda

54:09

wild and you made everything else gonna

54:11

happen. And I was like,

54:12

oh, fuck, you know, what if I don't?

54:14

I'm walking up. We almost did. But the thing is all the near death experiences had nothing

54:16

to do with the beat. It was just driving from

54:18

place to place. You know, I was

54:21

just, like, terrified, like, getting

54:23

through the the the country. Right? We should probably explain

54:25

what the concept of the video was. Oh, yeah.

54:27

The the overall theme was that we were trying

54:29

to find a

54:32

legendary also a creature called the yowie. The yowage is basically

54:34

Australian Bigfoot. Mhmm. Now I'm from

54:36

New Zealand. I never heard of the yowie until, like, a

54:38

month ago when we planned this video.

54:41

was pretty much know what I

54:44

can do. Yeah. It was under the

54:46

impression that, like, most Australians just knew what the

54:48

young was. It's sort of

54:50

a popular theme hit. No one fucking knows how to do that. you're going

54:52

up to a ton of locals. Hey. Have you seen the

54:54

Yowie, dude? What did you say?

54:56

What? Like, you know, it's like big

54:58

and hairy like, oh, have you

55:00

checked the plug? No. Same joke

55:02

every time. Same joke every time. So it was a

55:04

little bit difficult to get some leads.

55:06

Mhmm. Yeah. We we showed a

55:08

few things. So We

55:10

we wanted to film a scene we arrived at the island

55:12

on boat, which is just a lie. But Oh,

55:14

where did we took the ferry? the ferry.

55:16

We wanted, like, a small teeny boat. like,

55:18

on a deserted island. Right. See, we wanted to make a look like kangaroo was

55:21

this, like, abandoned place.

55:22

Like, a deserted, completely deserted island?

55:25

It's pretty abandoned. four thousand people on an island, the size of

55:27

all of Adelaide. Yeah. But we wanted to look like

55:29

wild. Yeah. So we the

55:32

Caribbean boys let us use

55:34

that boat, drove it to the beach. It's

55:36

quite choppy conditions. We were a bit nervous. And

55:38

there were way too many people on that boat. Yeah. And

55:40

the fact that the guy the guy driving the boat

55:42

was just like, for you. Breaking out the whole dog. Like, I know this is gonna get

55:44

upside. They're taking the boat off the Bank of the

55:46

EU, and he's just, like, going to put it in

55:48

the water And he's like, many

55:50

people are coming? I'm like, oh, well, me,

55:52

but I'm like, oh, like, six your like,

55:54

six people are gonna go on this boat? He's

55:56

like, I can definitely lose

55:58

my dad's kids today. Yeah. And we

56:00

like, we go again and there's these big

56:04

waves coming in as we're, like, trying to be pushed out in the crash again,

56:06

they're filling up the the boat with water.

56:08

Yeah. Everyone gets in and, like,

56:11

the edge of the boat is maybe, like, two

56:13

inches. From the bottom line. Yeah. down.

56:16

It's like -- Yay. -- we're like, maybe we can

56:18

start bailing out all the water. We just don't

56:20

have any He's like, yeah. He drives

56:22

the muckers, like, knocks out a lens

56:24

and stuff. He uses muckers. He uses muckers. It's like a

56:28

very effective. You just kind of ruined you. They're not

56:30

happy. No. They were already broken. I didn't breaking

56:32

power. Oh, yeah. I thought you were just,

56:34

like, greatly.

56:37

It does. Yeah. We just got this ridiculous scene.

56:39

We're like we went out into the water a little

56:41

bit, and we're going over the

56:43

waves and almost falling

56:45

out. And then some curves back around and

56:47

we're like, there's land. But

56:50

to me fail, I was really happy to see it. Yeah. Like,

56:52

what do you mean? Like, I was like, I was so

56:56

fucking We looked at my freezer. It was cold and, like,

56:58

shocked and, like, there was also the first thing

57:00

we shot that day. And we were we were all

57:02

dressed like, You

57:04

too. Yeah. And our boots were

57:06

just filled with sea water. Yeah. Yeah.

57:08

Yeah. Will that close or so? So the rest of the

57:10

day,

57:10

we've had to spend

57:12

so and say, yeah. Yeah. Squelching around the island. But, yeah, the

57:14

scene was a success I hope. I think it would hopefully

57:16

turned up pretty similar. Fun

57:17

video and I

57:20

love it. as well that it it genuinely just started in the morning and then the

57:22

last scenes at night. So it's just a true

57:24

progression of the day. Everything was filmed in

57:26

order. I did so much in

57:28

that day. Yeah. That's correct. It was

57:30

incredible, man. It was dodgy though getting the boat to and from

57:32

shore. Oh, wow. We wanted to

57:34

drive it down to where there were enough

57:38

people so that it looks, you know, authentic. And to

57:40

do so, we would just in the back of the boat on

57:42

trailer just and the academy

57:44

boys would drive And the

57:46

Canadian boys don't really have a concept of speed

57:48

limit. They were fanging it down the

57:50

beach. It would have been eighty, ninety. They weren't

57:52

doing a hundred, dude. If -- Yeah.

57:54

-- whether like, a hundred feet away. Yeah. It was That was terrible.

57:56

Like, one little slip and we were

57:58

holding it. Sometimes you could feel the trilash starts

57:59

to do a bit of the death. Oh. because

58:02

he kept going to hit

58:04

Seagulls. Yeah. Is that

58:06

what he was doing? Yeah. One boy

58:08

started in the Seagulls. No. He said it

58:10

like, six of us in the in the in the little boat going like a hundred

58:12

kilometers an hour down the road or down down

58:14

the sand

58:14

and like these people walking down the

58:16

beach and I'm just like, slow down. I'm

58:18

like, you're all good. I was like, you think we can control. Yeah. We're like, we're

58:21

like, we're trying. We're like, fuck you with the

58:23

throttle of the boat. Sorry. It were

58:25

a couple times. Right? couldn't

58:28

hold that. Yeah. Yeah.

58:30

I was just like, I'm already dead. That's about our

58:32

control. Yes. Well, a lot of mispertures where I've had that. Yeah.

58:34

Yeah. A lot of, like, I kinda

58:35

control the situation. So I'm just going to

58:38

I'm alright. Like, whatever. She's gonna be cold.

58:40

No. I I wasn't able to do that. I never meant to port

58:42

if you thought. I was like, Yeah. You

58:44

just screaming slow down.

58:46

Stop. Stop. Stop.

58:48

They're

58:48

all dancing up the front.

58:51

Yeah. Yeah. I've met with Loth and then just pointed to

58:53

potato cake. I know. Oh, dude. Should we

58:55

talk you about it the day before

58:57

when they came over? they came

58:59

a little more fucking drunk. Well, they to hijack the video idea because they have

59:01

this that they've been experimenting with

59:03

this concept of this concept

59:06

you know, potato cat and petals. Yeah. So so they they they

59:08

pitch the idea to us. The

59:11

the leader of the of

59:13

the cat boys goes, alright. hear

59:16

me out. Two

59:17

titties. There's a small

59:19

boat. Two potato cannons,

59:20

which is a

59:22

cannon without potatoes.

59:24

You saw Matt? Yes one. Yeah. Yeah. Battleships. And we're

59:26

like, yeah. It's a good Greenwich. It's really

59:28

funny. And go, yeah. Yeah. No. But but but

59:30

listen to me, Nate. Listen to me. two

59:34

pennies. Two potato cans. And I counted. I counted. How

59:36

many times you said it that night? He was there for, like,

59:38

an hour and a half. You said, like, eighteen

59:42

times two pennies, two potato cans. And he told it to me as well, and I was just

59:44

like, that is a great idea. We'll we'll do it.

59:46

We'll bring the potato can and he's like, yep.

59:48

Yep. Give me out. Two

59:52

gentlemen. We just just go ahead and

59:54

sit in the table. Sit in the table. Sit in the table.

59:56

Yeah. You said, like, we've said,

59:58

yes. We've Yes. We do it. But he was like, who do I have to talk to? Like, who's the

59:59

head honking you right now? I'm

1:00:02

like, well, Danny and Michael will get here

1:00:04

tomorrow, but like her main,

1:00:06

like, kind of, like, videoographer who is

1:00:08

asleep on the couch. Mitchell is right there. And

1:00:10

Mitchell's just there, like, mouth open,

1:00:12

like, asleep. completely dead

1:00:14

on a couch. And then one of them

1:00:16

goes, oh, yeah.

1:00:17

Should we should we fuck with

1:00:19

him while he's sleeping? I

1:00:21

was like, no. Absolutely. Did I do that? What would have happened if

1:00:23

you said yes? I was I was spot I

1:00:26

hesitated. I was very curious. This is a

1:00:28

campus thing.

1:00:30

But I don't know. Obviously, maybe they would've just run-in with marker or

1:00:32

they would've just, like, ran teams have had him.

1:00:36

Yeah. That's

1:00:38

very good attaining themselves. When you live on kangaroo -- Yeah. -- you need

1:00:40

to you need to see how everyone drives

1:00:42

you though. Like, you're so close to death

1:00:44

at all lines. Yeah. It's like, do we

1:00:46

you can just slow down. Well, there's three policemen on

1:00:48

the island. Yeah. And it's one of them. Almost

1:00:50

threatened one of them. Yeah. Yeah. It's very timid

1:00:52

police. That was that

1:00:54

was when we were chasing leads to

1:00:56

fly in the alley. We were in a

1:00:59

Was it Peineachon? Yeah. Of course. Kings

1:01:02

Kings Kings Court. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Kings Court.

1:01:04

We were we were in the in the

1:01:06

town, and we

1:01:08

went to We went to the bait shop to find bait for the

1:01:10

hour. We were asking them where what the

1:01:12

best bait is. And then they

1:01:14

told him like, oh, yeah. Just go

1:01:16

to the council and ask them with the ambulance.

1:01:18

Unless they told us on the best baby's kids.

1:01:20

Yeah. This year was kids, Sam. And

1:01:22

then

1:01:22

we went to the city council to

1:01:24

find a lead. So we walk in, and we're

1:01:26

talking with, like, these two ladies find a glass. So, yeah, we're here

1:01:28

to find yeah. We're all in the venture assets. And

1:01:31

then, Nick's this guy Nick came

1:01:34

with his only trip, and he and he goes

1:01:36

over. There's this big table with

1:01:38

books on it. Like, it's it's like,

1:01:40

bucks that are free to a good home. It's it's

1:01:42

literally, like, three bucks. And he picks

1:01:44

up one book that we spaced down, looks at

1:01:46

it, goes guys. and he starts laughing

1:01:48

because I found a great lead. And then

1:01:50

he shows us the book. The book's title was

1:01:52

great lead. And we're

1:01:54

just sitting there dying in this

1:01:56

fucking console. So, like, I saw it with two minutes. Perfect coincidence.

1:01:58

Yeah. But I'm really lucky that day. We're just

1:01:59

checking out the locals of all. We've

1:02:02

been doing

1:02:02

We're to the police station. The police

1:02:05

station, by the way, close as if none

1:02:07

of the year. Yeah. No. No. No. No.

1:02:09

No. No. No. No. No.

1:02:11

No. No. No. a police station to watch him and die. So it was so

1:02:13

it it was passed, known, it was shot. But when

1:02:16

we got there, like, the one

1:02:18

of three cops on the entire

1:02:20

island is falling out of the police station.

1:02:22

And so, like, we flagged him down. We've been down. Danes there. And he's like, hey. Hey.

1:02:24

Hey. Hey. Hey. Sorry to bother you.

1:02:25

And then you're like, hey. Look to the alley or

1:02:27

anything about it. The guy's

1:02:30

agnostic. made. I can't help you, and he's

1:02:32

smiling and he's, like, rubbing it. And then Danny just deadpan

1:02:34

goes, stick to your fucking lines.

1:02:36

You're

1:02:36

dead. Stick to your lines. and

1:02:39

the guy is, like, still smiling, but his eyes are, like,

1:02:42

he's starting to tie off

1:02:44

his face. You can see me smile

1:02:46

slowly going tell you And then and

1:02:48

then Danny goes and Danny goes, you know

1:02:50

what? Get out of the core.

1:02:52

Get out of your core. And the guy

1:02:54

is like, like And and and this is so awkward. And and so we we

1:02:56

started laughing to break attention to these. She's like,

1:02:58

yeah. I hope you could buy anything on these. Cool.

1:03:00

Police officers been working Like,

1:03:02

yeah. He's always finished at twelve. He's leaving it too.

1:03:04

Like, he's just like, well, he only only Danny did

1:03:06

get out of the core. Yeah. He

1:03:08

probably would've listened to the voice.

1:03:11

Yeah. You're fine. So, anyway, at the locals, we

1:03:13

got a few leads. And then we had to, like,

1:03:15

go and shoot the scene, and we have finally

1:03:18

Oh, we we just made yummy bait.

1:03:20

sleep. Oh, so you know what about that? Pardon to say.

1:03:22

Picking on bait, which is pretty, like,

1:03:26

improvised. Yeah. ingredients

1:03:28

in the fridge. how we how we supervise, but have us

1:03:30

know exactly what you need to catch you out. Yeah. That

1:03:32

isn't strange that that works. It was

1:03:34

so woody out with, like, romance.

1:03:36

Tobacco. Tobacco. Yeah. It's icing icing on

1:03:38

my dish washing liquid. Yeah. You know, when

1:03:41

we started rolling, I was expecting,

1:03:43

like, a binging with

1:03:46

babish like, kind of slow paced. Like, yeah, this is what we're

1:03:48

gonna do

1:03:48

and just put a bunch of shit together. As

1:03:50

soon as it

1:03:51

started, Danny just took

1:03:52

over and it was I

1:03:55

couldn't manage the energy. I was I was in

1:03:57

shock. Exactly. Try to open the men's

1:03:59

play.

1:03:59

Elbow ing his Like, on the

1:04:02

counter, and I'm seeing

1:04:04

his Elko. impact and band done, like, the the character's

1:04:06

kind of crunching sound. Yeah.

1:04:08

It's just this is,

1:04:10

like, three seconds

1:04:12

in the shot. It was three seconds in the shot. So I was almost already,

1:04:14

like, what the fuck is going on? I think

1:04:16

I did one thing. I think I put I put

1:04:19

I put put barbecue shapes in it, and that was it.

1:04:21

It was like it was all my involvement. It was

1:04:23

milk. It was mint. It was a lot of eggs.

1:04:25

A lot of eggs. Between my beer and put it in there.

1:04:27

They were eggs on the ceiling. is

1:04:29

everywhere. out of my hand too. But finally, we had

1:04:31

the yellow bag. Wait. Before

1:04:34

before that, this is it's a lot of funny with the kind

1:04:36

facts, Dan. The house was kinda been messed

1:04:38

before, like, the the last night,

1:04:40

and, like, a bunch of people who'd spent

1:04:42

the entire higher mornings

1:04:44

in the place. They mobbed up the

1:04:46

place. They swept the place. It looked

1:04:48

immaculate. And everyone's like, oh, I feel so much

1:04:50

I feel so much less anxious now that it's like

1:04:52

-- Yes. -- complaints. and we came in,

1:04:54

and after they had seen it, it was, like, it

1:04:56

was it was destroyed. And then I I was

1:04:58

just trying to think. It's, like, alright. We'll

1:05:00

focus on this as well.

1:05:02

Yeah. But because we're filming all day. So we weren't even in the house. We showed up for, like, two

1:05:04

minutes to film that scene and then to park off again. It's

1:05:06

not right guys to park the well on what they're

1:05:08

under as well. It was right before

1:05:10

he left. Yeah. It was right

1:05:12

before we left. There was

1:05:15

The the vape dealers The

1:05:17

vape dealers came. because it's really

1:05:19

hard to get a vape on Cancrew Islands who were

1:05:22

crew needed vapes. And so

1:05:23

we we you kinda made

1:05:25

boys with the contact in between

1:05:27

And then yeah. So these three guys come up with a bunch

1:05:29

of babes. And they they walk in, and they see

1:05:32

this just this fucking disgusting

1:05:34

thing is made up of the

1:05:36

illegal. The destroyed, like,

1:05:38

horrible mess. And then,

1:05:40

you know, when Chris is making

1:05:43

small talk with him, like, Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1:05:45

Don't worry about it. We'll clean it up. And, you know, this this this this

1:05:47

Airbnb was, you know, is beautiful. And and

1:05:49

the guy was, like, Oh,

1:05:51

yeah. I know it's beautiful. Like, I know the

1:05:54

owners. Did he say that? He said, like,

1:05:56

Chris. Hey, Chris. He's

1:05:58

like, okay. I feel like

1:05:59

everyone's getting back to them. I feel like everyone's

1:06:02

background noise. Yeah. Exactly.

1:06:04

We're famous to people. Yeah. Put

1:06:06

the yummy bear in a top where I can

1:06:09

say it. heard about this beautiful new

1:06:11

dude. Yep. It was just four years

1:06:13

since the sun turned down. It's like a

1:06:15

lot of the rings. Yeah.

1:06:17

Sick. it was, like, flooded gambling,

1:06:20

and, you know, expect it to

1:06:22

seem, like, going through the bloodstreams and

1:06:24

you had it. You had it that way. Thanks. And

1:06:27

we lay the trap, and then the

1:06:30

yowi comes out once the the yowi

1:06:32

is

1:06:32

surprised. The yowi comes out,

1:06:34

you know, right on my out against

1:06:37

the bait

1:06:37

and the old Russian, Matt jumps on

1:06:39

top of him. We all proceed to run up

1:06:41

to him. He's like beating the shit out

1:06:44

of him. somehow, the galley was streamed,

1:06:46

strength, and speak, and screwed.

1:06:48

Oh. Phone's is off. Phone's is off. Yeah. You

1:06:50

can get it pulled into the

1:06:52

air. Quite

1:06:54

painful. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah. If you broke the rear or something.

1:06:56

Yeah. You broke my rear. And

1:06:58

he's sort of, yeah, speeds offwards

1:07:00

and bushes at the speed of light.

1:07:04

and we lost their lead on him. He managed to get a shot after the speaker

1:07:06

on the Shot him shot in the light of the speaker. I

1:07:08

think I do want that speaker up. Yep. Wasn't

1:07:10

intending to shoot the Allen School.

1:07:13

like, gotta shoot something to get him right through

1:07:15

the leg. Easter's leg. You hit him cry out

1:07:17

and then -- Yeah. -- then he disappears and

1:07:19

then somehow lighted when we were just having

1:07:21

a waxing point of the pub, you know, there he

1:07:23

was. We were

1:07:24

down trying to remember the pub just drowning

1:07:26

our sorrows, and I was fucking fucked up.

1:07:28

Like, well, yeah, we had this a week, days over

1:07:31

We go home tomorrow. We haven't we haven't pulled it

1:07:33

in. We come here. And then what do we

1:07:35

see? Bang and it's absorbed

1:07:37

both these machines. was

1:07:38

the southern Spirit gun on that also blew some

1:07:40

nature. I thought yeah. I was

1:07:43

I did not believe that

1:07:45

at That's all that. We open the

1:07:47

door. And who turns around? Look at

1:07:49

the egg on his face. It's the

1:07:51

app. The app

1:07:52

is so surprised.

1:07:54

It's like, here I am trying to have a quiet spot after

1:07:56

a stressful day in the fall. Yeah. I

1:07:58

was trying to try to win

1:07:59

it pokey's and these

1:08:02

fucking bastards from earlier in front of the call

1:08:04

me. So we sit them down and we walk them up to

1:08:06

the hospital, you know.

1:08:08

And

1:08:08

why are you what are

1:08:10

you touching these kid. He already's

1:08:12

been touching it. Also, just realized that we forgot

1:08:14

some room. There was the cat guy. Oh, yeah.

1:08:18

The cat guy. I mean, let me finish. Should you finish

1:08:20

this? We'll finish the score for us, and then

1:08:22

we'll get to the cat guy. We

1:08:26

rough him up. And the Ali, actually, we find it's quite a well

1:08:28

spoken gentleman. Right. And actually,

1:08:30

that's quite nice. He

1:08:32

offers us around

1:08:34

and when we

1:08:34

thought, well, he's gonna buy some beers. We

1:08:37

can give him a chance to explain himself. So we

1:08:39

don't even get a pint with Biali. It sounds

1:08:41

like he's still the loosest count on

1:08:43

the Oh, yeah. so much. So We

1:08:45

go on, so also, we go on. You go on to local Zoom. That was

1:08:47

amazing. The fact that we just thought, oh,

1:08:50

this is gonna fucking quiet. And then as soon as we've walked into that room

1:08:53

to get drinks with the Yowie, they're playing

1:08:55

fucking cycling. Yes. Yeah. The low

1:08:59

band. and broke into that's gonna look fake in the video. But dance.

1:09:01

It looks like you're on a Very offensive.

1:09:04

Very offensive.

1:09:06

And then the locals are dead. sick as well. Oh, it's Yeah. And Yowi did

1:09:08

a chug off with the with one of

1:09:10

the locals and the the Yowi one.

1:09:14

That was the Yowi threw up. in his in his

1:09:15

yowie hand. Yes. After locals had none of

1:09:18

the yowie was before him. They threw it

1:09:20

down.

1:09:20

right now. Yeah. Word has

1:09:23

got a round Yeah. He's been saying to

1:09:25

the the Peanishai. Who's the Peanishai hotel? The Peanish --

1:09:27

Oh, the king's cruise. -- queen's hotel?

1:09:30

Oh, yeah. It was the Queen's Queens of the Queen's Club. Queen's

1:09:32

Club. Queen's Club. Yeah. Ali is

1:09:34

now at local elections. There's absolutely

1:09:38

so fun on the past. them.

1:09:40

What happened? He's not the only witch, you

1:09:42

know, I can't google why. It's true.

1:09:44

There might be a

1:09:47

bigger look. Fermi Green. The

1:09:49

ketamine boys informed us that there was this local legend on the

1:09:51

island who was famous for hunting feral

1:09:54

cats, skinning them, and

1:09:57

Very grand, bit of a local hunt. It is

1:09:59

a bit of a trampy. Yeah. Yeah. So we had no idea

1:10:02

how to find this guy to thankfully recruit employees gave us the the

1:10:04

street and

1:10:07

we see -- Yeah. -- his house, which is

1:10:08

very easily identifiable, because his beer

1:10:10

cans all over the street. Yeah.

1:10:13

And he's had one

1:10:15

of So Barry Greene is a

1:10:18

conservationist who lives on Kangaroo Island. And a big problem

1:10:21

on Kangaroo

1:10:23

Island really across all the mainland in Australia is a

1:10:25

feral cat population. Yeah. Favorable

1:10:27

cats aren't native to

1:10:29

Australia. They were introduced.

1:10:32

They're not your typical domestic cuddly house cat. You're fucking mean

1:10:34

They they they kill Where did you say kill me

1:10:36

to be? Like, kill the animals in my

1:10:38

yard. Yeah. Yeah. They're they're, you know, they're

1:10:42

out of control and and and they're managed

1:10:44

to the to the ecosystem. So, you know,

1:10:46

the out of plan became necessary

1:10:49

for these people to start trapping cats

1:10:51

and and then putting them down. And and and before Barry

1:10:53

Graham Campbell one, they were just catching these

1:10:55

cats, killing them and

1:10:58

just fucking discarded. Barry drain said, though. We're

1:11:00

just wasting we're just wasting good heartway.

1:11:02

Yeah. We're just we're just wasting

1:11:06

the potential of of true arms

1:11:07

of high end fashion. High end fashion.

1:11:09

So Barry dedicated a good

1:11:12

portion. Yeah.

1:11:14

Listen. He's in the blanks twenty year, in the twenty five years. Twenty five

1:11:16

years to trapping cats, shooting them in

1:11:18

the head with three zero eight's, and

1:11:21

then skidding them.

1:11:24

And making He made a he made a little beer

1:11:26

cozy -- Mhmm. -- out of the out of the kitchen, which was which was

1:11:30

a site, and then a normal got the head on Yeah. The head

1:11:32

yeah. The head types of beer. Looks like

1:11:34

it's like, which is hilarious in a

1:11:38

beautiful vest. You had his arms. Yeah. He had a vest. The vest might

1:11:40

have been, like, twenty caps. It was too many caps.

1:11:42

It was, like, twenty caps to make it that

1:11:44

vest. There was two heads

1:11:46

for the pockets too. The blanks

1:11:48

he's He looks honestly, looks

1:11:50

like a goblin chief. Yeah. He only a mountain man. Like, you're very typical Americans, like, pioneer

1:11:53

British mountain man. The Stengash

1:11:55

leathery face. Yes. He

1:11:58

had is he had a a cat

1:11:59

hat, which was pretty wet. Yeah. A cat

1:12:02

hat on

1:12:02

the front of me. had something

1:12:05

he called, what was it, like, a the

1:12:07

curiosity wall Yeah. was it very secretive about it first. Yeah. Yeah. It was,

1:12:09

like, a blind in front of me. This is his wife

1:12:11

who's disgusted. Yeah. Yeah. He's Well,

1:12:14

yeah. Let's explain how we

1:12:17

interactive with them because we were quite nervous that

1:12:19

we were just dropping them in Seoul, man. We didn't even Paul. We didn't even Paul. Paul. Right. We had a

1:12:21

van full of people. So we had

1:12:23

Alexa sort of break the

1:12:27

ice at first. We just, you know, hit him recording the

1:12:28

my iPhone that can fucking fucking We let us

1:12:30

set it. Well, we needed a piece on it

1:12:33

for him. So we parked down the road at

1:12:35

the bottle shop, which like, would like, meters the floor. It's

1:12:37

bottle

1:12:37

shop. What is

1:12:39

that of beer? slower

1:12:42

beer. I was the lead by the counter. Do you know? Barry, the cat

1:12:45

he comes in here all the time. And we asked him, what

1:12:47

should we buy him in? She was like, yeah. Any of

1:12:49

these. Yeah. And then once you buy him, you want

1:12:51

him beer? Yeah. What it? Right. It's not. It's

1:12:53

like a dual cab. You got it? Yeah. We're seeing,

1:12:55

like, Italy drive or something. Yeah. Italy drive.

1:12:57

Anyway, we it's like

1:12:59

a thirty pack of that. And

1:13:01

you go back to Barry. I mean, Alexa, you go up to him. And I'm

1:13:03

I'm really nervous, actually, but I think he's terrible. But but maybe he

1:13:05

doesn't wanna be on camera. Right? You

1:13:07

know, like, just the

1:13:11

east's passion is killing cats. Like, that doesn't really, you know, extend

1:13:13

to film. But we were, like, you know,

1:13:15

I would disturb and

1:13:17

use, like, a lot of often in a drink. He was already

1:13:19

on the pit. Yeah. He was like, oh, he wound

1:13:21

up outside. And he was outside with with the

1:13:23

with the cannon. Look

1:13:26

at the cannonball. cannonball. Yeah. strange all. We

1:13:28

got him. Yeah. We were like, it's we

1:13:30

we bought you the seventh year,

1:13:33

and he was like,

1:13:35

oh, why? We're like, always

1:13:37

thought we could have a chat with you. We're really interested in what we do here. You know, we think you're a

1:13:39

fascinating guy. And I think that kind of melted him a little bit and

1:13:41

then he was like, oh, come on,

1:13:44

give you tour.

1:13:46

He's already given this tour, like, eight hundred

1:13:48

times. He's got a lot of He loved it though.

1:13:50

He loved it. And he had the visitor book as

1:13:52

well that showed that there were thousands of people

1:13:54

involved. He was on a second book. and a lot

1:13:56

of people went back and got the rest of the crew and

1:13:58

he gave us the tour of his his house. We're just covered in

1:13:59

cat remains to

1:14:03

see what There's just kids schools, these kids pounce. Those cat

1:14:05

clocked. That was, like, I just can't have

1:14:07

those, like, crucified a little. Do

1:14:09

I remember it wrong? Was the cat's arms doing

1:14:11

this. No. No. No. The cash the cash arms grab

1:14:13

like that, and then the hands on

1:14:15

the inside of

1:14:18

his belly. It smells like cat. It smells

1:14:20

like cat. It smells like I don't

1:14:22

know. It smells cat. It smells like ammonia

1:14:24

and vinegar. It was it was all it

1:14:26

was all stuffed. He probably uses to tan the -- Yeah. Yeah. --

1:14:28

days were still smelling. His wife was cooking dinner. And

1:14:30

she I at some point,

1:14:32

I noticed that she was sort

1:14:34

of disappearing over the kitchen counter, like, well, these

1:14:36

guys. What is their interest with so

1:14:38

many of us? We're all dressed real stupid. Yeah. But also, like, very quickly,

1:14:43

think

1:14:43

he started getting a bit nervous because, like, we very obviously

1:14:45

would hunting

1:14:45

cats. No. No. No. No. He's

1:14:48

already up the yowie,

1:14:50

and he wanted nothing to do. Yeah. I do. Danny Stewart had been up like, oh, so

1:14:52

you're getting trapped in cash, but and

1:14:54

then he, like, if you like

1:14:56

to disturbingly,

1:14:58

has he has his hand on the wall and he's this is this

1:15:00

is fucking dramatic pause. He turns over, he

1:15:02

goes, but we're looking for something bigger.

1:15:05

And then the guy's like, What are you doing

1:15:08

this?

1:15:08

He's like, sir, have you ever heard of the

1:15:10

Yowie? He's just, like, bullshit. Like They're trying

1:15:12

to shut it down and me. He

1:15:14

was strangely kind of just really just means

1:15:16

angry. Like, it wasn't like, what do you mean? It

1:15:18

was like bullshit. It was almost like he was hiding something. Yep. And that's what I think Demi thought as

1:15:23

well. Demi felt we kept pressing him. You know, we him do his tour

1:15:25

and, you know, genuinely interested in the guy,

1:15:27

but

1:15:27

we kept trying to get

1:15:28

nuggets of information about the yahoo,

1:15:30

and he should have done it every we

1:15:32

do. He wasn't in the bar of it.

1:15:34

He was like, come on. Come on. Yeah. No. And we were like, you you clearly have

1:15:37

experienced trapping creatures. We wonder if

1:15:39

you could help us trap I

1:15:42

mean, perhaps a little bit bigger. I mean, twelve

1:15:44

foot tall, perhaps. He was like, oh, god. That's a little bad. It looks

1:15:46

like that. Yeah. So

1:15:46

now, I've got a case I picked. Yeah. he

1:15:50

wasn't actually that helpful. He gave us a vague lead as the winner

1:15:53

of maybe luck for such a creature, but he later

1:15:55

revealed that he was just funny, but

1:15:57

he did promise

1:15:58

that if

1:15:59

we call the alley. He would skip steps. It's true.

1:16:01

Yep. It turns out the alley is just a great

1:16:03

guy. We didn't even wanna skip the Oh, no.

1:16:05

No. He's like He wants his English. I was on

1:16:08

the offensive. us alcohol.

1:16:10

Yeah. Thank god you only shot him on the lake. Yes, ma'am. I should feel bad about that. Yeah. We could

1:16:12

have never unlocked this

1:16:15

the legend of my

1:16:26

fault. We're all just doing our best. You know, we we were we had the legend, mister Gonzalo. Yeah. We were scared. were told the

1:16:28

album was dangerous. We were

1:16:30

told he was potentially gay. Yeah.

1:16:34

No. No. I heard he was a pedophile. Yeah. I

1:16:36

heard he was a pedophile. Like, it turns

1:16:38

out these were all just nasty rumors.

1:16:41

It's a mystery. Solder. Yeah. Some some people just

1:16:43

cooking up wise. I don't know why you do that. It it turns out people just don't

1:16:46

like people learning to

1:16:49

Yep. Yep. And the

1:16:50

reality show is a bit different. He stinks. Yeah. I'm sure he likes the journey a lot

1:16:53

like

1:16:56

a lot. Sure. Maybe

1:16:56

he touches the kids efficiently sometimes, but just because he's

1:16:58

a twelfth. In like a In an

1:17:01

innocent file. In an

1:17:03

innocent, Joe Biden came Yeah.

1:17:05

Mister's in the air. Mister's in the air. You know, he hasn't been

1:17:07

properly integrated into society. Yeah. He can't blame

1:17:09

that. He's gonna be a

1:17:11

politician one day. This

1:17:14

should be m p of King

1:17:17

Ryan. Yeah. So anyway, the

1:17:19

triplets of success. We got

1:17:21

all this still haven't done it. Really

1:17:23

good. And we haven't really seen it. So honestly, we have no

1:17:25

idea how this video is gonna turn it down. I think it's

1:17:27

gonna be a little it's gonna be a little rough around

1:17:30

the edges I expect, but I'm hoping we could put decent,

1:17:32

what do you call it, what

1:17:34

a documentary. So the documentary mixed

1:17:38

with real elements of fucked

1:17:41

up local wife. She's from a regular wife. Yeah.

1:17:43

Yeah. Yeah. Well Why did she hear things? Who bit of the share this experience?

1:17:48

Thank you. I do think it's the

1:17:51

right way. That's a fascinating

1:17:51

guy. We've even, like, double given sliding into all the stories yet.

1:17:56

this shit. We'll have to we'll have to go hunting it. Yeah. We want

1:17:58

to There is one thing I wanted to ask you because you you brought it

1:17:59

up before

1:18:02

that you had need to experience that you wanted to talk about. Oh, it was going

1:18:04

mountain biking in Tanya's video. Everybody talked

1:18:06

about this in the parking lot.

1:18:09

IIII this is front brake

1:18:11

going down. And he just went right over

1:18:14

the handlebars, the edge of a cliff

1:18:16

face, very close to

1:18:19

the edge. got up, fucked

1:18:20

up my shoulder. My

1:18:21

leg was fucked up. I limped

1:18:23

over, and Maria Manuel's girlfriend

1:18:25

comes by younger bike. She's

1:18:27

the only guy. swag.

1:18:29

Are you okay? Is it new again? Like,

1:18:31

I'm fine. She takes the bike. She links it up against the rock. A

1:18:34

big fucking boulder the size of, like, this helmet. Like, fucking rolls off

1:18:36

the bike.

1:18:39

The thing she said, the bike on, right on to her foot.

1:18:41

Holy fuck. And we we couldn't

1:18:44

get a ATV

1:18:46

down, and it was said, bones, there was no way to get shuttled down.

1:18:48

We're on these very thin bike trails. We had to

1:18:50

walk all the way down to this bike trail

1:18:52

typically an hour. But

1:18:54

you'll need that experience is Maria's mute.

1:18:56

What exactly was being incredibly close to the

1:18:59

edge of a glove. I was halfway down

1:19:01

the mountain, loving the mountain bike, and

1:19:03

would I just hear again.

1:19:05

And I see birds

1:19:08

just yeah. It

1:19:10

was fucking off. What was

1:19:12

yours? mine was when I

1:19:14

was I was canyoning, which is where you it's kinda like in the Blue Mountains in Sydney. There's these kind

1:19:17

of,

1:19:17

like, deep

1:19:20

kind of ravines that have

1:19:22

been carved out by water and they get really deep. Like, maybe fifty meters deep and they're probably like, I don't know,

1:19:24

like, four to

1:19:27

five meters wide. just massive drops and

1:19:29

they have water flowing through them. And I'd wanted to do one for a while, which is basically where you start the

1:19:31

top and go all the way down to the bottom and

1:19:33

then hike back up. And I have a friend that

1:19:36

does it and

1:19:39

we were out drinking the night before, and then we got on drugs.

1:19:41

And then we had slept, like, two hours. And

1:19:43

then I thought, oh, no. Can I just can

1:19:45

I

1:19:45

just can I just were drugs? I

1:19:47

think it was death. Just a

1:19:49

lot of decks. There's nothing's a benefit for you. Yes. But not when

1:19:51

you snort it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:19:53

And then so

1:19:55

we proceeded to do

1:19:58

this canyon, which turns out is

1:19:59

twelve hours on a good day

1:20:02

with no problems. And I'd never

1:20:04

up sailed in conditions like that, which

1:20:06

is down like a steep ravine in a waterfall, and we start this canyon, and we get first big

1:20:12

absal, which was like a twenty or

1:20:14

thirty meter absail down onto a rock, which is called a chalk stone, which is caught in

1:20:17

the middle

1:20:19

of this rav. And when you're on

1:20:21

this rock, what you have to do is you you upsell down onto it, you unclip, and

1:20:23

you have to clip

1:20:26

onto

1:20:28

another rope on the side. Right. And as I got down, I

1:20:30

got onto it and I was fucking in the middle of the waterfall. I was

1:20:32

cold and numb because I didn't have a proper wet

1:20:34

suit and I was fucking two hours late

1:20:38

and I dropped my device and I dropped

1:20:40

it like thirty meters and just

1:20:41

disappeared. So then I had to

1:20:44

stand on this rock. on

1:20:45

a waterfall waiting for Matt

1:20:46

to fucking refresh and say his name to upsell down. And then eventually

1:20:51

he upsells down And then

1:20:53

when he lands, we hit thunder. Oh my god. We're stuck on this rock.

1:20:55

I mean, one of us

1:20:56

has

1:20:59

an appselling device. what do we do? We're

1:21:01

both getting number and number. And eventually, we we decided that, like, we

1:21:03

made up the solution, which was

1:21:05

that, why would I have

1:21:08

sailed down? into this water and at

1:21:10

the bottom was a a lake, which was like five meters deep. So I was floating. And then

1:21:12

as I was floating, the rope

1:21:14

was still attached to the top

1:21:17

I had to take off this device, attach it to the road, and Matt would pull it

1:21:19

back up for himself. And if at any point

1:21:22

it came off, Matt would have just

1:21:24

been up

1:21:26

there and die. And then there's thunder, and it starts

1:21:29

to rain, and we can feel the fucking

1:21:31

water getting a bit faster. Didn't

1:21:32

that rock this large recently? No.

1:21:34

That I don't think that I was

1:21:36

never on. Rock, you were saying on, like, Mossy and slippery, you do not Yeah.

1:21:39

It was all slippery. It was all cold. We were numb because we

1:21:41

had fucking the

1:21:43

water's cold, like, eight degrees. Oh, god. And

1:21:45

it was just like horrendous. And there was so many times where

1:21:47

I was just like, yeah, this is how I

1:21:49

die because I

1:21:51

was feeling like hypothermic in numb when I

1:21:53

was trying to use the rope. She's just gonna add your own one hundred and twenty

1:21:55

seven hours down

1:21:56

the stairs. Yeah. She should've just been off

1:21:58

my arm to make it more interesting.

1:22:02

I think that was probably

1:22:04

the closest I've been because it was like, you

1:22:06

know, one wrong move, one slip you did. how

1:22:08

long in total a situation sort of been

1:22:10

faulting for. It was it was dark when we got back. There was one point we got lost as well on

1:22:12

the way out. Mhmm. The

1:22:14

Kenyan's called butterbox for anyone that

1:22:18

So I'm so sorry. very

1:22:20

slippery. Mhmm. And, yeah, we just got lost, and

1:22:22

then we had to climb out. I think it was

1:22:24

dark by the time we got out. Stress

1:22:26

world. street, but fucking, yeah, shaky. Oh,

1:22:28

it's horrible. Have you been, like, can

1:22:30

you name since? Yeah. Like Not

1:22:32

a huge My family,

1:22:34

can you name? The Terierville. him. No. I

1:22:37

tried to take my mom with, like, a nice canyon. Mhmm. And

1:22:39

I think the canyon was meant to take six hours. But

1:22:41

again, it took us twelve hours.

1:22:43

My brother-in-law, we're like, hypothermic

1:22:46

at the end. This one had no absailing. Right.

1:22:48

But still, horrible. And then six months

1:22:50

after that, three people died in that

1:22:52

canyon. they got there was I think

1:22:54

there was higher water and they got swept down just a rock that the water underneath just got trapped in

1:22:57

there. I think it was like a

1:22:59

month before we went

1:23:00

a month before we went fucking

1:23:02

mountain biking. You can use me any other couple of people

1:23:04

riding on the trail too. Really? Yep. Try

1:23:06

a cannony next. Mhmm. You should do it. Oh,

1:23:08

I'll be your guide if you wanna upgrade it. I'm

1:23:10

actually just I would actually do it. for sure.

1:23:12

Okay. There there are some safe ones to do. So

1:23:14

I'm without high water flow, without He says

1:23:17

that, but he always talks it down.

1:23:19

I'm down to walk you trail.

1:23:22

Yeah. You can get Try it. I'm not down

1:23:24

to absail, down to fucking cliffy.

1:23:26

You pulled in. Swider being pulled

1:23:29

on. Do you reckon his his

1:23:31

family agreed to twelve hours walking around. He sold

1:23:33

us to them as well as, like, on some nights.

1:23:35

It's the easiest walk. Well, he didn't take off six hours. Yeah. Yeah. It's four

1:23:37

hours before. Oh, even before. It's

1:23:39

straightened it off. well.

1:23:42

It's on there. It's

1:23:43

very long time. You bring food and, like, packs and

1:23:45

stuff. We did, but not at all. See you. See you.

1:23:47

See you. Yeah. Fun night. You're

1:23:50

an adventurous festival. You're both very ventures. Bye.

1:23:52

Show you boys. Thank you, and for inviting us

1:23:54

out here to Kangaroo Island, which we're currently on the right area of the Kangaroo.

1:23:56

As you can see,

1:23:58

what I forgot,

1:23:59

Kangaroo's Island? Well,

1:24:02

thanks everyone very much for listening. This is being boy boy and I did the thing. Thank you for having us. See

1:24:04

you later. Bye.

1:24:07

Bye. Bye bye. do

1:24:10

to fuck with the kangaroo. Yeah. Let's

1:24:13

just walk

1:24:15

up through this.