On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect A Polar Expedition: and Other Stimulating Research Opportunities by Kass O’Shire. They talk slow burns, steam punk, plus sized characters, excellent pet names, toilets in fantasy novels, Santa, the power of horniness, naked shifting, wasteful pants ripping, talking to yourself, petting dangerous animals, fantasy world therapists, masturbating in the woods, debating about guns, real life bear stories, adult sized baby carriers, hiking with an erection, drooling, forced marriage tropes, pre-death orgasms, nonchalant death trials, neopets, WEED, tightening breasts, men’s butts, smacking butts, Claire is a horny old woman, uneven labia, full Brazilians, pubic hair fashions, naked shame, and more! Strap in wolf-babies, we’re going on an expedition!

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