On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Mantras and Minotaurs by Ashley Bennett. They talk hoof daddies, insta-love, psychic damage, age gap romances, helping the young men out, “no strings attached”, dating stories, don’t tell us what to do, sex and attachment, widow etiquette, yarn crafts, weed and the vampire diaries, stoned Claire is a raccoon, phone dates, get a divorce, keep the house, ice skating is not for adults, American healthcare, a mean sense of humor, making fun of children, smooth Alistair, who pays on a date, IPB, will Josh read ACOTAR?, terrible imitations, Javi!, exhibitionists, how do lips work, bull dick, orange balls, lactose intolerance, milky flavor, fuck you better help, fuzzy sheathes, red rockets, Minotaur virility, crab rabgoons, online dating, mothering boyfriends, full coverage underwear, toys, classic Ashley, grandparent’s names, rahoosh, mom nudes, griffon anatomy, Brazilian steakhouses, dick pics, fragile male egos, retirement, first class service, salacious players club, the Cullen house, monster drain clogging, flesh lights, jerking motions, sponsor us Adam & Eve, freezing your clit off, titty prints, weed stores, bad trips in McDonalds, and more! Get your snow gear on, wolf-babies, we’re going to the mountains!.

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