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1:02

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1:04

Thursday. We're here for our Morning Shifters, Jordan,

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1:19

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1:23

called down under your home, welcome to the

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hearts. Let's get it, get it!

1:37

Hey, two very important places to try to be.

1:39

Number one, baby. Fano, I know it's cold. I

1:41

know it's winter. I know the Voibs

1:43

aren't there, but stay in it. See

1:45

who? We got the Voibs for you. We're

1:48

going to supply them for you today. What is on the

1:50

show today? What is your level of nosy? And

1:53

shifters, some of y'all are extremely, extremely

1:55

nosy. My mum's... She's

1:57

right up there with you. I got a nose. I'm real nosy. I

1:59

got a... me. My mom's right there. I

2:01

can smell hongi. I can smell something wrong with

2:03

you. Jordan, what you got for us today? I

2:07

couldn't understand it. I

2:09

couldn't understand it. You know

2:11

the vice president, Kimala

2:13

Harris? Yeah. She says this one statement in

2:15

all of her speeches, and Russell Brand brought

2:18

it to our attention on his social media,

2:20

but she said it's one line and I

2:22

just, I can't understand it. And I'm just

2:24

wondering, maybe we can. Okay, we'll break

2:27

that down. Try to figure it out. We did it, Joe. Mark,

2:29

what you got for us today? I'm... We

2:34

did it, Joe. We did it. I'm excited.

2:36

We did a lot of information, including a

2:39

massive announcement with Spark Game Arena. That's for

2:41

our gaming show. I can't wait to give

2:43

it back. I think we say that, but

2:45

this is probably the announcement we've personally been

2:48

waiting for from Spark. Yeah. And our... And

2:51

our gaming careers. I

2:53

mean, it's right up our alley. Like

2:55

it's at Spark Arena. Sorry about

2:59

that. Just skip forward. And

3:02

we always have the absolute vibes for you. So I'm going

3:04

to start the show with some absolute vibes

3:06

for today. Mark, please,

3:09

cue the music. Shifters,

3:12

your vibe for today is...

3:17

If Mark has it, we can do this part.

3:19

I'll kiss again. Ah, there we go. This

3:22

one, again, this one's sent through. Now I hope

3:24

I say the name right. This is from Meishan.

3:26

This is a new song called I Do. He

3:28

said, if you don't like it, I'm

3:30

going to do 2000 pushups. I said Meishan. Let me

3:32

take this to the Shifters. Let's slow it down. I'm

3:34

going to be honest. Here is

3:36

your vibe for today. Bring it down, first, brother. Okay.

3:44

You're showing up now, mate. Come

3:49

on. You want me to do that? Oh

4:30

You make My

5:00

dream Oh

5:53

What is going on this is very 90s

5:57

No, no, no, don't do that boys to mean

5:59

you it All for one time. This can be

6:01

what it is, but I know what you're saying.

6:04

It's called I Do, and that was their description

6:06

of the song. That is

6:08

the wonderful Myshawn. Bring

6:11

Love Back to A-Wheel.

6:29

That convinced me I had money to

6:31

buy a ring. Unbelievable ring, aren't they?

6:35

Well done, boys. Well done. Thank you for

6:37

making music like that. Myshawn. Touch

6:39

the fucks with you. Exclusive on that

6:42

one too. We could have been that

6:44

one. Love you, bubba. Well done, boys.

6:46

Available on Friday. Oh, tomorrow? Yeah. On

6:49

our TikTok. Where's he going? TikTok, there's a... No,

6:59

man. He took

7:01

it off. He

7:03

took a beat off. You know what? No 2,000 press-ups

7:05

for you, good sir. We might do...

7:07

We'll do the 2,000 press-ups. They can't put in two,

7:09

like, no one could do 2,000 press-ups. He was like...

7:12

He came about it. Easy as that. There we go,

7:14

my boy. Thank you for that, brothers. Thank you for

7:16

sending that through. I love that. That's your vibe track

7:18

for today, Myshawn. Guys, I've been holding up... I do.

7:21

Love that. I've been holding

7:24

up a story... It's a pretty bad story.

7:28

So, I'm at the supermarket last

7:31

night. And

7:36

I sense a panic near

7:38

me. It's not my fault.

7:41

It's catchy. It's... panicking's catchy. It

7:43

is, eh? You can sense the energy

7:45

before it hits you. Totally. So,

7:48

you know, I'm tuition girl. Your antennas, they went up.

7:51

Big minute. Whoa, whoa! On

7:55

my window. Excuse me! I'm like, okay.

7:57

First of all, this is the first thing you do. Just... Just...

8:00

Just as, just as where

8:02

are they? I will

8:04

defeat them. And then the wind

8:06

up my window that is like, so sorry,

8:08

my battery's gone flat. Would you mind giving

8:10

me a jump start? A

8:13

jump start. Okay, not quite as cool as justice.

8:16

I don't have any jumper leads on me. She's like,

8:18

I got jump leads. I said, sweet, we're good to

8:20

go. She's like, my car's over there. I said, one

8:22

bit minutes, let me bring the camera. The

8:27

car parks are interesting. It

8:30

packs. They're

8:32

interesting. They're

8:34

interesting. Yeah, they're interesting. So

8:37

as I'm trying to park the car

8:39

next to her car so

8:44

that we can help each other, I

8:50

accidentally hit her car.

8:53

Oh, justice. Justice.

9:00

Which, You went from hero to villain in the second.

9:03

Which what I learned is became upsetting for

9:05

us both. That

9:09

wasn't on my bingo car when I

9:11

went to the studio. Obviously upsetting for

9:13

her. So she gets up the car

9:15

and she's like, what

9:18

have you done? How is

9:20

that possible? And no

9:24

GST on the story. I understand that. Not

9:27

the kind of evening you're trying to have

9:30

considering the cost of groceries. All

9:32

right. But

9:34

here's the thing. What

9:37

happens next, gentlemen? So

9:42

I got to give the details so

9:44

that my insurance can, and

9:47

luckily, thank you. This is why we talk about insurances.

9:49

I have full car insurance because

9:52

I know these mistakes happen, but. Does

9:56

River help her jump start her car? Oh

10:00

what? Because it's cost him financially? Yes

10:02

he does. He just backs on

10:04

off and leaves it be? Is that what you

10:07

mean? He drove off

10:09

bro. He drove off. I guess we'll

10:11

never know. Did

10:16

you not help? I'm not

10:18

confirming or denying, Matilda. That

10:20

is my story and that's where it ends today. I

10:24

will let the ship to decide what they want to

10:26

decide about. Yeah, a den and a dead battery. Can

10:30

I bring a... For

10:34

my chicken today. What do you think I did? I

10:37

don't know. What do you think I did? I

10:39

think you were frustrated that you had to go

10:41

and do that. You weren't originally

10:43

and then it happened and you were like, damn it,

10:45

why did I have... If you didn't come and knock

10:47

on my window this wouldn't be here. Excuse me, doing that?

10:49

Damn it. Like that is not very nice to

10:51

see. That happened. It's pretty

10:54

accurate but... And then there was about 15 minutes of frustration there built

10:56

up. What do you think I did just to close my story up?

10:59

I think you definitely

11:01

restarted the car. I guess

11:04

we'll never know. I

11:06

reckon odds are pretty good for me right now. I think I'll pay

11:09

you pretty well here in CFP. What am I gonna lift the energy

11:11

here? Well, for my chicken I

11:13

did want to say that... You

11:15

know, and I feel like this is so good, bouncing off the

11:17

back of yours. At a time where everyone's

11:19

feeling the pinch... Bouncing off the back

11:21

of mine. Yeah, bounce it off. And weather's

11:24

cold. It's niggly. Yeah, it is. I

11:26

was watching the news last night and there was this report saying that

11:28

25% there's been

11:30

a 25% rise and 25% of

11:32

the population is now failing to pay bills.

11:35

That means... What? Power bills,

11:37

that means... That's hard. That

11:39

is a stark reality. That's horrible, right? That means

11:42

we're really stuck in the thick of it now.

11:44

Food prices are terrible. Businesses keep bumping up their

11:46

prices as well. I don't know if you guys

11:48

but my phone bill, I got an email saying,

11:50

Hey, by the way, you know how you signed

11:53

in for a contract? Yeah, well that's gonna go

11:55

up by two bucks a month now. And like

11:57

just literally incremental sort of rises. My mail's right

11:59

up. out of them, right? And so

12:01

I was kind of sitting there feeling fat and

12:03

useless and I think that's kind of part of

12:06

my reason is to wanting to zig while everyone's

12:08

zagging. I want to sort of focus on something

12:10

that I can change and that thing, this marathon

12:12

thing, this half marathon is, I hate it. I

12:14

hate running. I hate all of it. It's terrible

12:16

for me. It hurts. It's

12:18

all those things, but it's something that I can

12:21

actually do and focus in on that can help

12:23

me personally. And that's kind of why that thing

12:25

is. But I did end up looking over the

12:27

Facebook page this morning and I saw our Facebook

12:30

page, the Shifters page, and I wanted

12:32

to do a shout out to Neil

12:34

Gray, your legend. Neil Gray. A community

12:37

capability and educational manager of Basketball Australia.

12:39

Now, Neil's a shifter. Neil heard the

12:41

podcast where Jaden, who is on every

12:44

morning actually, he's our let's push kid.

12:47

And knows he's into basketball after listening to the

12:49

podcast when Jaden came through. And Neil organised

12:52

for Jaden to go along to a basketball

12:54

camp over our matariki weekend. And

12:56

Jaden had an absolute ball and it made

12:59

me think like, at a time like this,

13:02

that's that gave me so much warmth, because what it

13:04

cost Neil was probably a lot of time and effort.

13:06

But Neil did that. And he did

13:08

it to improve someone else's life, even though I'm

13:10

sure it, you know how that improved. Neil's, I'm

13:12

not sure, but he gave Jaden and his mum

13:15

some memories that will last them a lifetime. And

13:17

it kind of just made me appreciate shifters helping

13:20

other shifters on a whole

13:22

heap of other levels. Like, it's just a crap time

13:24

right now. And that was inspiring to

13:26

me that to me made me go, how

13:28

can I in my everyday, just

13:31

make someone else's time a little easier because everyone's gone

13:33

through it. But that that was my check in. I

13:35

didn't drive away to make me feel better about my

13:37

story. Okay,

13:39

if people have to know, I

13:42

will never know. I

13:44

thought I was gonna draw it out of it. I thought that

13:47

lengthy story would draw the actual truth. Love

13:49

that. Look out for people listening to Daily Bread. That's

13:54

right, guys. Daily bread breaking bread

13:56

with the news of today. Shout

13:58

out to Neil. Yeah

14:02

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4th, that is 186 days deep into the 180 left to get her done.

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122 days left to the half marathon. You got

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this brother, you got this. I went running this

14:44

morning, hated it, cold, it was dumb. Love that.

14:46

I'm going to register today, just FYI. I'm going

14:48

to register. So then at least I know I'm

14:50

in. Now it's real. Yeah, now it's proper real.

14:53

It is Independence Day in America, July 4th.

14:55

Oh it is too. It's a holiday in

14:57

America. Did you guys even know what Independence

14:59

Day was? Yes, a movie. Yes, a good

15:02

movie too. I

15:04

actually don't. No, I don't

15:06

officially know. July

15:08

4th, 1776, the United States of America

15:10

was established. They

15:13

are no longer a part of the monarch

15:15

of Britain, King George III. Oh really? Yeah,

15:17

they were now united, free and an independent

15:20

states. So that was the first time they

15:22

pulled away from the monarchy. And

15:26

it's Invisible Day today, for those

15:28

who wish to be invisible and

15:31

those who feel invisible. I guess

15:33

we take notice of everybody. I don't know. I don't

15:36

make these days up. And

15:38

finally it's Alice in Wonderland Day as well. Never

15:40

watched that movie either. I actually watched it for

15:42

the first time, sat there with my daughter on

15:44

last Friday night. And we watched the entire... Oh,

15:47

that one gives me the gibbies. You watched the

15:49

OG version? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

15:51

the one with Johnny Depp in it. Oh yeah,

15:53

the OG one gives me the gibbies.

15:56

Crazy story. I

15:59

don't know what it's actually about. based on, in fact, I need

16:01

to do something. Do you know what I mean? You know how

16:03

those movies have those under toes where you're like, this is all

16:05

to do with mental health, or this is all to do with

16:07

self-confidence. I don't

16:09

actually understand what Alice in Wonderland is tapping at. I

16:11

think they're tapping at their leads that have little secret

16:13

meetings and art rooms. Oh, really? Yeah, and then do

16:16

blood sacrifices. Oh, really? No, I want to watch it.

16:18

Signature and stuff. Okay, well that made it a lot

16:20

more. Maybe you want to watch it. Yeah, okay, I

16:22

was hoping it was. Watch it again. I don't know

16:24

how you watch it. I was hoping it was something

16:26

a little more innocent. But yeah. Love

16:28

that. My Daily Bread. I got a

16:31

couple quickly. Fakata Māori Faces Cuts. Fakata Māori

16:33

is a multi-television, I guess you could

16:35

say. Faces Cuts are

16:37

hit over $9.5 million funding loss. If

16:41

you didn't know, taxpayer money actually helps

16:43

to support programming. They've helped support TV

16:45

and Z. They also have helped multi-television

16:47

over the years. And I

16:49

suppose there's cuts everywhere. So. Not

16:52

entirely. I'm pretty sure 10 million

16:54

was then given to Shortland Street. I

16:56

was about to say that, Mike. I

16:59

was about to say that. Really? We got 10?

17:01

Yeah. I was about to say that. But

17:03

before we jump on the coast. Make

17:05

it about that. I think it

17:08

also is a good reminder to us

17:10

if who are Māori to

17:12

support Māori content. To watch

17:14

those shows, to support Māori

17:16

content where you see it. Because if

17:18

it's admissible that there is a large audience, I

17:20

think that's all we

17:22

can start to. However, a lot

17:24

of the funding that has been given over the

17:27

years and for a long time has been towards

17:29

the revitalization of Tereo Māori. Which is something we're

17:31

still gonna have to keep doing. But there

17:34

is cuts going around everywhere. But it

17:36

was, people are finding it interesting

17:39

that Shortland Street gets saved. Which

17:41

I don't think anyone's watching. The

17:43

thing is to those, it's on us. It's a class that

17:45

I watch. It's now on us as a people. Correct. To

17:48

move and help save the language, to promote it, to

17:50

push as well. So for us as a podcast, it's

17:52

on us as well. Like that's where we're at. See,

17:54

some funding this way, man. You know what I'm saying?

17:56

I'm playing it right now. Splendid down the middle. Splendid

17:58

down the middle. New media. I

18:00

got a couple really quick ones today. Jordan actually posted this on

18:02

your social media a couple of days ago, but I am excited

18:04

for this movie. We haven't really spoken about it just yet on

18:06

the show. Gladiator 2 is on

18:08

the way, ladies and gentlemen. Gladiator 2, one of

18:10

the greatest movies of all time in my opinion,

18:12

Gladiator 1 with Russell Crowe. Are

18:15

you not entertained? Is

18:17

this not why you are here? I don't need a

18:19

Gladiator 2. I do, bro. I don't think

18:21

I do. What? I do. I

18:23

do. Good cast. Mark, let me try and

18:25

win you over with the cast. Paul Mascow, who I don't

18:27

really know too much about, which I'm excited for him to

18:29

be the role. Is he the Gladiator? He's the Gladiator.

18:32

We don't even know who he is. No, he's

18:34

not. He's the Gladiator. Let's do that. Oh, sorry.

18:36

What's his name? Paul Mascow. Oh, my bad. You're

18:39

thinking of Pedro Paco. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, yes.

18:41

Yes. So I don't know too much about

18:43

him, which I like. So I don't immediately go, okay, this

18:45

is him and other roles. Let's be real though. Let's be

18:47

real. I had a little look at the photos. You're going

18:49

face value. I hear you're going face value. A

18:53

Gladiator has to look a

18:55

bit worn in. Mm-hmm. Because

18:58

we've got to understand, young fellas didn't make

19:00

it like it was the older dudes who

19:02

stuck around. Battle tested. Battle tested. He swung

19:04

that axe a couple of times. He can

19:06

tell his arms. They should have covered his

19:09

arms because his arms, they look

19:11

a bit actorish. They didn't look like they've seen a

19:13

battle. So he better be able to

19:15

act as little behind off because... Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping.

19:17

I'm saying that the other cast. I am hoping. The

19:19

other cast, Marky Marky, like this one. As we just

19:21

said before, though, Pedro Pascow is in it. He looks

19:23

like a bad dude, hey, isn't it? He's in the

19:25

last of us. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's

19:27

actually kind of been in everything over the last couple of years. And I

19:29

don't think you need to know who this guy is because you'll know his

19:31

name. His name is Denzow, Washington. Oh,

19:33

Denzow. Coach Latiator?

19:36

Coach Boom. He sees him. Coach

19:38

Boom will make it in there as the

19:40

Gladiator. Equalizer makes it in there. Equalizer, yeah.

19:42

He oversees all of it. That's a nasty...

19:44

He turns up in his Equalizer outfit. Sneeze.

19:47

It's out this year. And the other thing that's good about

19:49

this is Ridley Scott is directing it. Oh, hey. He was

19:51

the one who directed the OG one. So that's out a

19:53

little bit later this year, November 22nd. The

19:55

other one I have at the moment. I just thought

19:57

at this time of the year when you're... You

20:00

like basketball when you quote unquote a hoop. It's a good

20:02

time to wake up because when you wake up, Mark, you

20:04

can attest to this. Free agency. Free agency going on at

20:06

the moment. We're in to play. Man, come on. Can we

20:08

just talk about it really quickly? Yes, please. Klay

20:11

Thompson has made a move. Now, for those who

20:13

don't know who Klay Thompson is, he's seen 13

20:15

years at this one franchise. They won four championships,

20:18

arguably the best backcourt of all time, him and

20:20

Steph Curry. Splash bros. Splash bros. Changed the game

20:22

of basketball. What about the other one? What's

20:24

his name? Draymond. Draymond. Draymond.

20:26

He's there as well. He's making a move.

20:29

So there's an instant shift. PG is going

20:31

to the sixes. He signed a huge deal

20:33

over there. And JT Stane, Justin Tatum is

20:35

saying with the Boston Celtics. He signed a...

20:37

I think the biggest contract in NBA history

20:39

yesterday. 300 and... 300 and

20:41

something million. Their starting five is on almost...

20:43

Yeah, how did... They're on 938 million. Their

20:47

starting five. What they'll be relying on is they'll

20:49

want... The new... Old school vets to come in

20:51

just to try and win a chip. So they'll

20:53

get dipped in their bench... Yeah. ...by spending everything

20:55

on their starters. And then they'll take the veteran

20:57

minimum on a whole heap of sturdy players. They

20:59

got to coach you. The types of players who should

21:01

be acting out as gladiators. The ones who have been around

21:03

and been through some battles. And then they'll

21:05

stack their bench with that. That's what I reckon they'll be

21:07

trying to run. A little bit sad though in the Warriors.

21:10

But it's not how we would have wanted to see that

21:12

team dissipate. But you do wonder like... All

21:16

the drama that's gone on. The Jordan Poole

21:18

fight. That's when it all started. It feels

21:20

like that was kind of the... That

21:22

was the beginning of that breakup. It

21:24

was. And Draymond last season.

21:27

There's that video that keep going back to.

21:29

And Steph's... Like Draymond gets sent off after

21:31

like the 10th time in the game. And

21:33

Steph's just... He's not complaining, but he's

21:35

just like... Damn it. What are you doing? Like

21:37

we're trying to win, bro. I'm like... I've scored 40 like... Yeah,

21:40

but... Also, I think it's a little bit

21:42

of shade. Like he posted stories. He

21:45

posted insta stories for Klay's goodbye. I

21:47

saw that. I like that. And he last 24 hours. Just

21:50

saying. You know what? You think it was worthy

21:52

of a post post. Just saying. From a Warriors

21:54

fan. No, he is. I agree with you. I

21:56

agree. From a Warriors fan that hasn't won a

21:58

chip. Um... I'm sorry. saying just

22:00

be thankful for the good times you uh you

22:02

you Golden State Warriors fans. From someone being an

22:05

MVP on a team and getting sent off and

22:07

everyone assuming they know what they aren't what the

22:09

reason was I just I probably just felt

22:11

a little bit of a pain. That's

22:14

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22:42

nation I can smell the pongy of nosy. You

22:45

just got your nose up and everything.

22:47

Whoa. Man

22:51

dammit I don't want to expose you. You

22:55

know the line of work. What are you doing over there bro?

22:57

I'm just turning over there. I

22:59

have an answer we go. That's

23:02

the level of nosy some of

23:04

these shifters are. We're going to

23:06

use that. What made you go?

23:09

You're nosier. My mum knows the

23:11

line of work that I'm

23:17

in. She

23:19

also knows how every

23:21

now and then the loved ones I got to catch them

23:23

straight. This just happens to be one of those days. Love

23:26

you mum. Here's what happened. Last night she called me.

23:29

We FaceTime every day though. Because son of the year and that.

23:31

She don't want to talk to me. She want to FaceTime winter.

23:33

Anyway. We were talking

23:35

last night and she

23:38

goes to me. Son. You

23:41

know that funeral. That tonguey that

23:44

you went to. About a month ago. You

23:46

know that one. I

23:48

said yeah mum I remember it was a good

23:50

one. Did they livestream that? Yeah

23:53

I'm pretty sure they did. I'm

23:56

not sure if they did. I went to go and find it.

23:58

I went to go and watch it. Now my

24:00

mom, she doesn't really know this person. She

24:03

just off on her own side mission. She on

24:05

a side quest, trying to see

24:07

someone else. And she don't really know too much about what's

24:10

going on with the funeral. I said, well, they didn't really have. Why

24:12

is that? She said, nah, nah, nah. I just

24:14

want to have a, have a good one. I said, no, mom. You

24:17

know damn well what you're doing. Mom found out some

24:19

info and she trying to make two or two come

24:21

together now. Come together, come on, mom. I

24:23

know mom. I saw where she goes. Fuck. Come

24:26

on. That's my mom, all

24:28

right? We gotta leave her alone. She was

24:30

nosy up in there. Not even, not even

24:33

the deer to save for my mom. All right. She wanted

24:35

to know what's going on. It's all right, nothing wrong with

24:37

that. Nothing wrong with that. How nosy can you be? So

24:39

I checked it out there, shift it. I said, how nosy

24:41

are you guys? Now I'm not going to play out some

24:43

of them because I think you would have heard some of

24:45

them back and go, oh my God, that's me. Jordan, this

24:47

was bad. Some of these, they were outing themselves. Yeah, I

24:49

know. This is that, that if

24:51

the catfish guy, if he retires, some of you guys should go and

24:53

sign up to me that. Yeah, you should, you should. Sherlock Holmes will

24:55

be proud of some of the efforts you guys put in. So we're

24:58

just going to play out a few of these now to

25:01

show you guys the level of nosy that some of

25:03

our shifts has. The first one is, is Crystal, Christie,

25:06

sorry. Mark, I think this is a bit of you. Here

25:08

we go. I'm sure everyone does this, but

25:11

when you see someone that you know, that's just

25:13

bought a house and you go

25:15

on the agency website, find the address and then

25:17

go on homes and find out how much they

25:19

paid for it. Everyone does this. Oh

25:21

yes, that's me. Oh, wow. Is

25:24

that you, Mark? That's a bit of me. How

25:27

long is that? Just interesting. You

25:29

know what? I shouted you a pie

25:31

last week. No, interesting. Mark, you should say some

25:34

of your stories. You got some, you got some,

25:36

you got some, you got some fly energy, bro.

25:38

It's all for learning purposes though. You know what

25:40

I mean? Like I'm stacking up a case against

25:43

everyone that I know. It's all for the greater

25:45

good in the book of

25:47

Mark. That's all for. All right, here's

25:49

Renee. Look, mom's never sleeping. Just know

25:51

that. All right, here's Renee. My mom

25:54

is next level nosy. I remember this

25:56

one time, right? Picture this. My cousin

25:58

and I are sitting on. opposite single

26:00

chairs in the living room. In between us

26:02

is a long couch and my mom's on

26:04

there sleeping and we're watching tv and then

26:07

we start you know chit chatting away and

26:09

then we get into this deep conversation about

26:11

John Doe. I kid you not as we

26:13

get into the juicy parts of this conversation.

26:15

My mom rises like some kind of sleeping

26:17

beauty not even I was not

26:20

even open and goes I thought John

26:22

Wick was dating. How

26:25

do you wake up like that

26:28

number one? Two completely different John.

26:31

She's in the wrong movie. Mom you're watching

26:33

the wrong movie now. I don't know

26:36

why when mom's and auntie's doing bananas

26:38

bro. It's just that stuff. It's hilarious.

26:40

Hold on a second. Mom

26:45

you're watching the right movie now. All

26:48

right let's go one more let's go Vera. I'm so

26:50

nosy that I'll stop breathing to

26:52

listen to someone's conversation. You

27:00

know

27:04

when you stop breathing and you close the eyes

27:06

that's when you that's

27:09

when you really know. No

27:12

you know what it is stop breathing close eyes till

27:14

the head. Engage

27:17

core. Oh

27:20

man this one says me and my partner in our

27:23

newborn were living in a really tiny flat. There was

27:25

a couple there living in the house at front. Their

27:27

house was so close to ours but more to the

27:29

right side of our place. One night at 2am they're

27:31

arguing so loud they wake up us

27:33

as well as our newborn. So now we're pissed. You're

27:36

part of the stuff and we're tired. Quickly put our baby

27:38

back to sleep and thought well y'all

27:40

woke us all up. You know we might as

27:42

well fill our cup too with a bit of gossip. As

27:45

they're arguing they're following each other into different

27:47

parts of the house meaning we had to

27:49

move around as well with them. So us

27:52

two started listening through our kitchen window to

27:54

listening to the crack of the front door

27:56

and lastly ended up listening through the bathroom.

28:00

Nozy little hoover. And you know how you walk around

28:02

the house? You tiptoe around the house. Oh, of course.

28:04

The heels didn't touch the ground the whole fight. We

28:06

make a little creak. Oh. Oh. Oh.

28:10

Oh. Oh. All right,

28:12

let's go to Fleur this morning. She said,

28:15

uh, stealth mode was activated. My

28:17

level of Nozy is when I go

28:19

to the office, I sit near a

28:21

friend of mine and she's lovely. But

28:23

when another girl comes into the office,

28:25

they get very like gossipy, because

28:28

they're in the office every day when I work

28:30

from home most days. And so when they get

28:32

together, they get really gossipy. So I'll put my

28:34

earphones in, but not actually put any

28:36

music on. So it looks

28:38

like I'm not paying attention, but I'm listening

28:41

to their whole entire conversation so that I

28:43

can get the goss. Now,

28:45

there's on. Without them thinking that they could,

28:47

like anyone can hear them. I don't think you're

28:49

alone. And I love it.

28:51

There's been some quite hilarious nuggets

28:54

from Friday night after work, drinks

28:56

and things like that. That's

28:58

what I end up doing. That is a

29:01

joke. There's this guy at our gym

29:03

and we always love listening to him, but

29:05

we just pretend we can't do it. He'll

29:08

just always have some yarn about like, he's

29:10

like, oh man. He'll like talk to girls

29:12

at the gym and be like, oh, I've

29:14

honestly. And he's had the same yarn like

29:16

three times and it's so enjoyable because it's

29:19

like, this guy's nailing his brand. Like he's

29:21

just, he hits the same lines and with

29:23

the same intent and same passion. He's like,

29:25

we're listening out there. He's like, yeah,

29:28

I could probably retire within nine months. Works

29:30

crazy. He was like, yeah,

29:32

honestly, I've traveled so much this

29:34

year. I've been to GC three times. And

29:37

he said the exact same line. And he's like, yeah, pretty much

29:40

once I retire, I probably look at some rental properties and

29:42

on the Gold Coast, really love the weather there. I'm just

29:44

like, well, I didn't know who you

29:47

were talking about. He hit me with that. Oh, there's

29:49

those. There's those. In

29:51

the sauna. In

29:54

the sauna. Should I do blonde hair? He's

29:57

a church goer. Aw, come

29:59

on, man. I thought that was, I thought

30:01

I was exclusive, brother. I thought we

30:03

had a moment. Where everybody your story.

30:05

We got a different list. Most of

30:07

you be there. I

30:10

thought we had a moment, brother. Shout out

30:12

to a little home. Oh, right. I

30:15

feel like I'm sick and bait now. Did

30:19

we just out him? He's a nice guy

30:21

though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a real nice guy though. Good

30:23

teeth. Good teeth. Bon

30:25

here. All right, let's go to... Poor.

30:29

That was pongy. Let's

30:32

get in the cold. Let's get in the cold. Hey shifters,

30:34

we still going, baby. You're not nosy. Let's get in the

30:36

cold. Pausing my friend's stories to look in the

30:38

backgrounds of their houses, to

30:41

see what furniture, day court, everything

30:43

else they have. Or if I see someone else

30:45

in the background pausing to see, oh, who they're hanging out

30:47

with. That's next level, but I have

30:49

to. Got to do it. Got to see what

30:51

else is going on in the background, you know. And then rewatch

30:53

the story to find out what the story was actually about.

30:56

Wow. Day court shaming

30:58

is crazy. Day court. You're

31:02

gonna sue, stop that. Shut up. The

31:04

pausing is... Shut up. I

31:07

never want to upload another story now, knowing that that's what's

31:09

going on in the background. People just staring from the books.

31:11

I genuinely am shocked because I haven't done that. And

31:13

I feel like I'm pretty nosy. What I appreciate about the ladies,

31:15

because dudes, we are nosy. We can't be nosy, not one dude

31:18

said a thing in this. We'd

31:20

get one thing from a lady. The lady's

31:22

waiting. We're waiting and listening. Mind you, though,

31:24

mind you, how good's a good session with

31:27

the missus about, you know. About what's going on. Out of

31:29

the way, you got the other side. I said, I can't

31:31

breathe. Ooh. They didn't what? They said

31:33

who? If you guys have any, any... Any

31:37

people in your life? You, yourself, you

31:39

don't have to out them now if you don't want it.

31:41

I get it. I got out my nana. Now, before I,

31:43

I always get in trouble when I talk about my nana.

31:45

Sometimes, somehow it finds her. She calls my

31:48

mom. My mom tells me off. I just want

31:50

to say, preface the story with, my nana can do

31:52

no wrong, okay? The prayers that she has

31:54

sent through on our behalf, nana's

31:57

the go. But when I was,

32:00

first talking to my

32:04

missus we were taking things very

32:06

slow so so so I think it was

32:08

probably a bit more communication

32:10

my side about who

32:12

who who I'm seeing and and

32:14

what's going to eventuate then what was

32:17

on her side and what she was communicating so

32:21

her parents work

32:23

at an establishment in Whangarei

32:25

that my Nana somehow

32:28

found out where so

32:33

so my Nana goes down to

32:35

this establishment where they

32:37

work and somehow asks

32:40

for Nat's parents just

32:47

just just flat out like excuse me do these

32:50

people work here hello

32:52

and do you know

32:55

Jordan bro

32:57

my Nana bless her she's the

32:59

greatest fully told

33:03

my missus parents who she's

33:05

who she's seeing or dating and my

33:07

missus hadn't told me my

33:11

missus calls me like do

33:13

you have a Nana in Whangarei? yeah

33:16

yeah of course I do yeah

33:20

yeah better be her yeah better

33:22

be her yeah yeah

33:26

yeah yeah that's her no worries

33:29

she's like well my nose no I guess that's good I

33:34

call my Nana like Nana man we look

33:37

so uncool man we look uncool

33:40

oh you leave your Nana low she would have dressed up so

33:42

you know she dressed up in the ones I was a little

33:45

I was a little bit like a little

33:47

bit like three months later I called

33:49

and she was like oh get over

33:51

it poor

33:54

Nana it all worked out Nana's place still work

33:56

and keep being nosy funny keep being nosy that's

33:58

the moral of the story family This

34:02

is the Morning Shift. Chef Nation, that's all Mark

34:04

tell them. You

34:07

know what? Do you remember

34:09

back when I think

34:11

the country was going through a big change? We

34:14

were a little disgruntled, more so than

34:16

what we are now. And there was

34:18

a time where the All

34:20

Blacks became our biggest distraction. Yeah,

34:23

it was awesome. They were such

34:25

a great distraction at that Rugby World Cup. Because

34:27

they went into that Rugby World Cup, not

34:29

supposed to achieve anything. This was the problem, there was, you know,

34:31

there was... Being disrespected from Ireland, the

34:34

noise was loud, Mark, the noise was loud. This

34:36

was the chance for every other world team to

34:38

get up on top of our All Blacks. And

34:41

then we created the Rev-Up. Do

34:44

you remember that? I remember the Rev-Up. The

34:47

shifters created it. Ahh! Should

34:49

we listen through? But tell me, men. One

34:51

more time! What constitutes

34:53

a team of destiny? What

34:56

puts your plight above that of your foe?

35:00

It starts with your journey, but

35:03

it ends with this final whistle blows. They

35:08

say every man dies twice. Once

35:11

when you pass, and

35:14

secondly when your accomplishments are spoken for

35:16

for the last time. But

35:20

what if this moment is different? What

35:22

if this moment allowed your journey to be spoken

35:24

about for generations to come? Ahh! Come on, Mark.

35:27

That this moment was to be

35:29

immortalised within the Black Cloud forevermore?

35:33

Are we doing the whole thing? Alright, let's go. Are

35:35

you ready? Or are

35:37

there doubts? You know,

35:39

under the right circumstances, doubt is

35:41

actually a gift. Mmm. Great! Because

35:44

if people tell you enough of what you can't

35:46

do, at some

35:48

point the only option left is that you

35:50

can. So

35:53

what are they gonna say now? Talk to me! Because

35:56

they told us that it was the Northern Hemisphere

35:58

takeover. So

36:01

what are they gonna say now? They

36:04

told us you'll get through but you

36:06

still have to play island. What

36:09

are they gonna say now? What are they

36:11

gonna say now? They told us you have

36:13

too many veterans past their point. Oh I

36:15

like this. So what are they gonna say

36:17

now? What are they gonna say now? They

36:19

told us the all black era is finished.

36:22

So what are they gonna say now? So

36:25

here's what we'll say now. There's 23

36:28

men standing for country. Oh I'm standing with

36:30

you. Sunday morning when you're in the trenches

36:32

together. You

36:34

look to your left and your right. You'll

36:37

see your all black brothers. But

36:42

if you need a reminder. Come on. You

36:45

look above you. You

36:49

look to the black cloud. There

36:51

we are baby. Because the lions

36:54

can't outrun the storm. Come on

36:56

Jordan. We are the storm. Come

36:59

on Jordan. So once again you

37:01

borrow the history of the churches.

37:04

You borrow them right now. You

37:07

borrow the way to life. And

37:10

you borrow the storm. You're

37:12

gonna come back one country now.

37:15

This whole

37:18

week has been week gone one more. But

37:21

it's morning and night. You

37:23

got one more time off the line. You

37:25

got one more time when you got nothing in the tank.

37:28

You look at that dog next to you.

37:30

He's gonna give you one more time. You

37:32

give him one more time. So. Because

37:35

this one here ain't about proving anyone

37:37

else wrong. You're proving yourself right. Last

37:40

thing. So

37:42

what are they gonna say? We'll

37:45

see. Yahoo!

37:49

Who are

37:52

those fellas? Pretty

37:54

good man. That

37:57

was Air Force Thursday. You know what? We

38:00

just played that just to get ourselves to it. We

38:03

have a point to play in that, A-Mato. We

38:05

do indeed. We're not just kissing our own butts.

38:07

No, no, no, no. Play it again! I

38:10

think that was heard worldwide and there

38:12

was so many messages that came through.

38:14

I know people were playing

38:16

it in clubs before the All Blacks went

38:18

on to play. The All Blacks

38:20

themselves were watching that Rev Up video and thanks to

38:23

the shifters and the amount of people that shared it

38:25

and pushed it through, NZR. NZR

38:29

Rugby. The All Blacks have been

38:31

in touch with us around

38:34

motivating again. But not

38:36

just us this time. It's

38:38

not on us. Well, it's in it for us. So

38:41

what we would love to do, thanks to NZR

38:43

and this opportunity and putting it back on New

38:46

Shifters is can you guys

38:48

make your own Rev Ups and

38:51

send them through for

38:53

a chance to be at

38:55

the game at Eden Park with us should

38:58

you win, you and a friend, not

39:01

only just at the game, Matilmark,

39:03

am I right, on the sideline for the

39:05

Anthem Manhucker as well? Indeed

39:07

you are. That an experience! This

39:10

is going to be insane.

39:13

And we appreciate the fact that, you know, he's in a

39:15

rap, he saw it and said, you guys, that was really

39:17

good for us. What can we do to help you guys?

39:20

And we were like, you know what, what can we do

39:22

to help the shifters? This is a chance to win a

39:24

ticket for you and a friend, not only to go along

39:26

to the game as Jordan has said, but to be sidelined

39:28

from the national anthems, the Harker on the ABs vs England

39:31

test at Eden Park on July 13th. Adidas

39:33

has also come to the park. Yes, sir! They

39:36

are going to kit you out and all of us

39:38

out in the latest NZR X Originals

39:40

collab. Oh, I guess I'm too. The

39:42

trackie. When you get a gas too, I mean, it's

39:44

a hit double. Basically we have

39:47

to pull you off the field afterwards because you'll

39:49

want to play. You'll be right up there with the national

39:51

anthem. The harker, you'll be like, oh yeah, let's go! You're

39:53

right. I've been close wise. It's

39:55

incredible. But you have to earn the right to

39:57

do. All you need to do, register, register by

39:59

sorry. Well,

48:00

this is the first time I guess in recent

48:02

history now with the VR headsets, the original headset

48:05

that came out. They're moving on already? The

48:07

MedQuest headset. Oh man, let me get one before

48:09

you move on to two. Yeah, well that's the

48:11

thing. The Quest One is winding down and they

48:13

said that on August 31st of this year, that'll

48:16

be the last time you can get a security

48:18

update for that. And so just generally, but

48:20

slowly, but surely. And do you remember the times

48:22

we used to go into, I don't know, EB

48:24

games or something like that and you'd

48:27

be looking to buy the new FIFA or the

48:29

new NBA or whatever it was, and you're like,

48:31

oh, they don't make it for PS1 anymore. You've

48:33

got to buy a PS2. Yeah, that's crazy. Don't

48:35

you porsche me in front of everybody else here?

48:38

You're like, okay. I know, mate, you know how to

48:40

video, but I can't afford to rent the PS2. I

48:42

thought it was just crazy that now VR has

48:45

headed into that zone and the MedQuest will now

48:47

be the original Quest One, will

48:49

slowly be dying out. Simply because...

48:51

Just started. Yeah. I

48:53

just got here, man. It's already started. RIP, man.

48:56

RIP. All right, coming up next.

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The big announcement we've all been waiting for.

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Let's bring Matt Bain into the studio. This

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is The Morning Shift. The

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Gaming Shift. Come on,

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Ethan! With spark, game,

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arena! No! Can

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you get to him? Round one,

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the game will shut

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down. It is an exciting time for us

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in studio because we welcome back. We

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welcome back in the man they call Matt Bain,

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aka Director of Marketing and Data

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at Spark. And it's... Well,

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we welcome him back with exciting news. So Matt, first of

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all, welcome back into the studio. Did you miss us? Yeah,

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100%. That's why I'm back, boys. That's

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it. That's the key. That's the key.

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So I guess the first thing, because we don't want to

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hold this on any longer, tell us why you've come back

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into the studio, what the big news is.

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Okay. So last time we were here, we were talking

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about something big coming. We've done some

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online tournaments with Fortnite, but now

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we've got the these

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events as spark arena with the support and

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the people that are going to be there.

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It's actually crazy. I've competed in tournaments. The

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most you'll probably get in a normal like

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tournament that's not a fortnight or whatever. It's

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like maybe a few hundred bucks for

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how much you're going to be getting at this tournament. It's

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you know you miss 100% of the shots. You're

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not going to take this shot.

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Every gamer out there. I don't care if you're

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playing for night. If

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you like Fortnite you go because this is

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going to be a huge event. This is

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going to be a crazy event for the

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community and it's just going to be a

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movement that's going to be seen for many years

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to come. For

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someone who's never ever played in like

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a tournament arena like there'll be plenty

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of people listening right now who've never

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taken part in a tournament kind of

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gaming tournament. Can you give us a

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little insight into kind of what are the things your head

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went through when you're about to play in

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front of people? Okay so the biggest thing is say

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you're comfortable in your own home right?

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Or like say you're really comfortable

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like training. The thing is

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when everything comes like when push comes to

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shove you're going to feel the pressure

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of people watching. You're going

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to feel the pressure of that you need a clutch

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up for your team. Clutch up for your team. Let

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me help you. The great Fluke

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Mayweather once said we can all train

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the same. Exactly. We

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can all perform the same. Exactly

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Jordan. This

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event is going to be a very good

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experience for people trying to pursue this as

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a career. For people who want

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to just get their experience to say that

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they could be the next scumpy, the next

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ninja. The next ninja. This

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is where it starts. This event is where

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it starts. You've got to get these reps. For

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us too, for us as shifters I really want to

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shift to being in that top 10. I

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want to be cheering for someone who has shift nation on

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their shoulders. It might not be us that make it. Hey,

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I'm just saying. Let's just pick someone at that point. If

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there's a shifter that can get up there, that'll

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be so exciting. 1 billion percent. Who's

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one person you want to see there? Who? Who's one

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person I want to see there? I

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look like I know I'm a super

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fan of this guy. I actually want to see

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the top 250 player because I know that

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he plays Fortnite. I just want to see someone

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local. Oh, you're a shifter. Yeah. That's

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what I want to see. I just want to see someone local on the

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big stage. So there's just so many players

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out there. I can't put my finger

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on it, but there's a few shifters who are... Nah, we'll

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take the young king. We'll take the young king. As a

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kind of knowing, like, let's say this is the

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prize pool's over $100,000. I think

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it's $140. The

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total prize pool between all the games you're going to play,

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but Fortnite's got the bigs one. Is

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it knowing who's the best in Fortnite

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or can there be a dark horse

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that just could have been in the

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lab, doesn't make yourself knowing? Guilty. I

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think with Fortnite, honestly,

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because it's... Is it New

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Zealand only or is it for everywhere? Well, it's

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only who are at the event in New Zealand.

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So I think it's going to be... You might

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even get people from overseas flying in for a

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prize pool this day. How dare they? Come

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on shifters. Come on shifters. You fucking are. Come

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on shifters. They're beginning a voice now. When they

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can't do that. You can't do that. You can't

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do that. All right, Jossie, you tell us a

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new... What

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would you call it? A gaming game? Terminology.

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A terminology each week. What is it for this week?

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So some people may have seen on the, you know,

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gaming shift page. I made some bootleg merch. I'm wearing

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it today. We're going to do H. I think he's

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making bootleg merch for us. He did,

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we can see it. He did make our graphics,

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so we're going to let it slow. For

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those that don't know, I'm also a designer by day.

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Daddy by night. Daddy by night. You

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take that to whatever you want to

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think about with your mind wander. What's

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our word? We're going to be using... Oh,

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this actually is on topic a little. Hill

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kitten. A hill kitten.

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That sounds like my topic, gaming technology. Is

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that someone who sits up top of the hill and just hides in a bush?

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Oh, I got it. I get it.

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Meow. Yeah, meow. I'm

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glad that's what's coming across. Honestly. It's starting

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to go into the same realms as our...

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Working with pieces of stereo system we're trying

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to give away. Remember the Bluetooth speaker that

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we still have? The other room! Yeah. Yeah,

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it's not that way inclined. We are going to hopefully

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give it away tomorrow. PlayStation prize in a box. Whole

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bunch more to wrap up the week as

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well. There's Sasha. Yeah, Sasha. Today we learned...

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Times are tough. But me or us are tough. Keep in

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it. Keep in it. What is our saying? We

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like to say what the Jamaicans

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say. Hey. Them days be rough. But

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me rough are their names. Check out your people. This

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is the shift. The

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shift. Go home, ladies and gentlemen.

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Let's go home. The morning shift. I'm

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going to make them an outfit, can't I? The

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shift. I love you. This

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is the shift. Got it. OK.

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Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

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Unbelievable. Let's

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get it. Get it.