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The Neighborhood Listen. Welcome
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back to The Neighborhood Listen. This is your
1:58
look at the neighborhood. of the Dignity
2:00
Falls and we are your tour guides to
2:03
residents of the neighborhood of Dignity Falls. My
2:05
name is Burnt Mia Payday. I am a
2:07
pharmacist here and with me as always is...
2:09
Joan Pedestrian and I am a realtor here. You went with
2:11
the tour guide sing again Burnt. I think it's really fun.
2:13
I feel like I'm refining it. Oh good.
2:15
There we go. Yeah. Just always chasing
2:18
the perfect intro. Oh it
2:20
is and you know what what I love about it is
2:23
I'll never get there because it is the journey
2:25
not the destination. That is true and you know
2:27
what the day that we decide it's perfect and we
2:29
stop learning we stop living right? I mean
2:31
like we just dropped in. That's terrifying.
2:35
Inside maybe our story idea. I can't
2:37
hear myself anymore. Oh yeah. I wish
2:41
I could remember which my hope is this
2:43
one. You stop learning. Oh
2:45
that's definitely mine. That's yours. I'm so
2:47
sorry. I apologize. Is that good level
2:49
for you? Yes. Okay that's me.
2:51
There we go. I'm so sorry Joan. This is like
2:53
live theater. It's why I love live theater. Oh
2:55
live theater where they have to constantly adjust knobs
2:57
and levels. When
3:00
you go see a production of King Lear and they
3:02
start blowing the wind and it says that's too loud.
3:04
Turn the wind down a little bit. Like now I
3:06
can barely hear it. Very
3:08
immortal bar. We mentioned Shakespeare a lot on the show. We
3:11
do. I think that makes
3:13
sense. We mentioned theater in general on the
3:15
show. It's because of me. I can't believe
3:17
I haven't. I was remiss last episode.
3:19
I didn't ask you how is Herlett
3:21
going. Oh thank you so much. That's
3:23
right. That was another thing that we had
3:26
had promised everybody that we would
3:29
talk about. And did we? Hey.
3:31
No we didn't. We didn't. Wait
3:34
first let's check in with Doug. Hey babe.
3:37
How are you doing? I hear you in the background.
3:39
What is going on? Where are you? Oh
3:41
I'm busy. Okay that's not an
3:43
answer. Where am I? Never heard
3:45
Doug say that before. Where? We
3:48
never heard him say he's busy. I'm
3:50
really excited about this one. He said he's very
3:53
frantic. He said two words and I'm excited about
3:55
this one. Two words. Actually is it two words?
3:57
Oh now could you? Two words one hyphen. Mini
4:03
golf. Oh
4:05
you've built a mini golf course in the
4:07
house? Building. Oh
4:10
you're building it. In the hybrid. Indoor
4:14
outdoor? Wow. How many holes
4:16
are you gonna be doing the full 18? Full 18. Does
4:20
it start? How is there gonna be room? I
4:22
just don't understand. Well this is so does it
4:24
start indoors then take you outdoors and then take
4:26
you back indoors? Yes. Oh that sounds fun. I
4:28
mean it does sound fun but my goodness. This
4:30
is a wild shot in the
4:32
dark. When you
4:34
go when you're inside is there a haunted element
4:36
to it? I think there
4:38
should be. Yeah. I immediately saw that
4:42
on my mind that there was a darkened corridor
4:44
you have to go down. Yeah.
4:46
You have to make a shot. I
4:48
think it should be very scary. Like
4:54
people on high adult levels.
4:56
Hired actors. Hired actors. Yes.
4:58
Physically grabbing you. Well you're
5:01
thinking about falls. So the ghouls can touch you. Which
5:03
is like falls golf because falls
5:05
golf is our mini course and they do
5:07
it entirely a terrifying haunted one. Yes. At
5:10
Halloween. Yeah. And I mean it
5:12
really is just honestly people there's
5:14
really no boundaries whatsoever. Yeah. Because there's nowhere
5:16
to really hide. Yeah. You know it's just
5:18
people running around and they chase you. Yours bothers me.
5:20
Yeah they just chase you. It's not only do they scare
5:23
you but when you're trying to make a shot they just
5:25
kick the ball. Yes they do. Yes they do. It's like
5:27
why do that? It's more terrifying to some
5:29
some citizens than actual monsters. Yeah.
5:31
You know. The worst is. It's
5:34
mostly mind games. Yeah mostly the falls
5:36
golf Halloween. Why would a werewolf give
5:38
a werewolf care if you made a
5:40
shot. The most sadistic thing about that
5:42
place. It's just a werewolf standing coughing
5:44
right when you're about to butt. Yeah.
5:47
But also if they see you're about to
5:49
hit a hole in one they
5:52
wait till the last inch and
5:54
they run and they hit it.
5:57
Terrible. No. Terrifying. No.
6:00
The holes, the thing I don't like is the
6:02
holes themselves are just very lazy. There's
6:04
just no creativity at all to the fault. What about
6:06
the actual holes that the balls go in? I thought,
6:08
well how can a hole be? Is
6:10
there anything lazier than a hole? Literally
6:13
just sitting there? I mean... Just
6:16
collecting shit. You mean the design of the court.
6:18
Because it's like... It's sort of around the world
6:20
design and you get to Holland and it's like there's a chalk
6:28
drawing of a windmill on
6:31
the green? It's not even... There's
6:34
no obstacle. A windmill has been murdered. Yes.
6:36
Yes, it's chalk outline of a windmill. And
6:39
they say, can you solve the crime? And there's no further
6:42
information. And then you just make the hole in the middle.
6:44
There's a lot of windmill on windmill crime in Holland.
6:46
If people don't know that, then it's really true.
6:48
Almost everything you said is in Holland. In
6:50
Holland? There's a lot of windmill on windmill
6:52
crime in Holland. In Holland. I can see that.
6:55
I can see that. Do you think they get confused for each other a lot? I
6:58
do not actually. Boy, are they different.
7:05
But yes, thank you for asking. Burton
7:07
was asking about my one woman production of
7:09
Hamlet called Herlet. And I did
7:11
a Southern Illinois tour. That
7:13
was why we went on a little break. Treaties in Southern
7:16
Illinois. Treaties in Southern Illinois. I
7:18
know that that was not intelligible. I'm sorry. You
7:21
still have a lot of sproon. I
7:24
have a lot of... Yes. Treaties in
7:27
here, Demi Falls, is called sproon. And I'm really deep in
7:29
the thick of sproon fever. Joan, you say no every
7:31
time. But if you want that really good stuff, I
7:33
can give it to you. Well, you know, I was
7:35
really hopped up on my own meds last week. What is
7:37
this stuff that you've got? This is the
7:39
stuff that's not on the market, per se.
7:41
I don't like those words. It has been
7:43
FDA approved. What? But
7:46
they're waiting to unveil it. But this
7:48
is false dignity approved, right? Yeah,
7:50
that's right. Not the Federal... Not the Food and Drug
7:52
Administration. False common
7:54
dignity approved. It's the
7:56
town council and there's stupid
7:58
robes. You
8:01
know, Other Guys: Yeah, this is. So what is
8:03
it? Again, What Is it? com? Which is extremely
8:05
controversial are because it is. It
8:07
was. Absolutely.
8:10
Remove your allergy symptoms. Little.
8:13
The why you're completely normal day. It
8:16
will shorten always by to. Take
8:20
us. At so I've
8:22
heard. Of
8:25
Germans year term answer. What
8:28
Are you? Mad you take it
8:31
every day, twice a day that you
8:33
could really wrap. It up. but that's the beauty
8:35
of a you don't have to take it every day.
8:37
Oh okay. his last a week. Boy I
8:39
wish you could take a ten minutes that have already happened
8:41
and is the race that you know and I mean. of
8:43
this possessed I want my low or
8:46
roughly. Get ten minutes. I'd like back snow and people
8:48
like all. I love that our my life back which is
8:50
also kind of a dumb thing to say because. Overdiagnosis:
8:53
It is in the past as I could happen. Nodes are can
8:55
happen and what are you to do that anywhere? Mitnick
8:57
nuts says that all the time. yet reviewers that's
8:59
our town credit could just so mean and he's
9:01
been mean to me and in my community or
9:04
soldiers. And him options in a live show as a letter.
9:06
With seventy five minutes, I'm never gonna get back.
9:08
Yeah you know sometimes as about the
9:10
seeking a lazy whole. Screen
9:12
only you'll miss. We got. Real
9:15
say some any always as seventy five minutes to
9:17
matter the running time with no matter no
9:19
matter it's. True. Ah, but you know what?
9:21
I keep her lit at it's height. Sixty
9:24
nine minutes because I want an extra minute
9:26
for mid so saving of a sudden. Oh
9:29
sure it out. Of
9:31
those, the dominoes all happened yet none yet,
9:33
despite just. You know,
9:35
I just wanna keep him a window for. As
9:41
beautiful as a citizen, where do you think
9:43
they would fall versus insane? Well as those
9:45
who only me. I. Like that it's on the
9:47
know is that after to be are not to be
9:49
bring after that's a little corner with am and after
9:51
dead paprika. Oh sure
9:53
that I had an yes.
9:55
I put it in because you know, I just sword
9:58
fight with myself completely. So I turned it into. a
10:00
sort of tap break, a
10:02
tap fight if you will. You were experimenting
10:04
with doing the two characters like
10:06
the sort of old carnival side. But I already
10:08
did that when I played... When
10:11
you did Gypsy and Sound of Music.
10:13
Sound of Music and I played... Maria
10:16
Mamaro. Half Mamaro and half
10:18
Maria, none. But
10:20
I did a Zoom meeting with
10:22
Fargo Community Source Theater.
10:25
Community Source Theater. I know, I was confused
10:28
too. What does that mean? It
10:30
basically means that you have to make your
10:32
own sets. They
10:35
put on the show based on things they
10:37
find in the community including people, including costume
10:39
pieces. I mean that's... Okay
10:42
but that's how community theater works. I know,
10:44
I just think they added the word source so it
10:46
would sound more civically minded. Do
10:48
you know what I'm saying? I mean I think it was...
10:50
There were communities in there. Listen, you're talking to me like I named it.
10:52
I didn't. I know. It's not my idea.
10:55
Of course I'm not taking... I don't mean to
10:57
be taking this out on you. But
11:00
it does seem like they're... Just because I said it doesn't mean I
11:02
came up with it. Yes. Okay Joan,
11:04
okay. Oh. What's going
11:07
on? You don't have to come in and give
11:09
me a whoa, okay? I'm just worried. Maybe you should take
11:11
that 10 minute drug. You
11:15
want me, your wife, to take the drug that
11:17
will kill me 10 minutes sooner? That's
11:19
a suspicious name. I don't want that. I'm telling you it's not
11:21
a good look. But the problem is... You
11:23
need that pill. I want that
11:25
pill. The problem is... Remember
11:28
the I
12:00
kind of said it. I hear it like a mustang
12:02
Sally sort of song. Yeah. Got
12:05
a cantilever. Oh, okay. Got a cantilever.
12:08
Yeah, okay. All right. A
12:10
cantilever would just be a good one. Sure, a cantilever.
12:12
He would just be really nice. And made it a
12:14
verb. Yes, he did. I simply have to cantilever. Anyways,
12:17
the Zoom meeting went fine. It
12:19
devolved into me ending up doing the whole production for them.
12:28
Unfortunately, it was one of those Zooms where it cuts off.
12:31
And so it cut off right before I was going to
12:33
get to the final moment. So I
12:36
have not heard back from them,
12:38
which is not a great feeling.
12:41
So I don't know what's going on with them.
12:44
I'm not sure if they're busy or they're
12:46
building their season. And I'm going to do a
12:48
follow-up. Don't look too desperate. I'm going to wait another week. And
12:52
it's a dance. It's just a dance. This business
12:54
is a dance. Right. Speaking
12:56
of dancing. Yeah. Are
12:58
you going to go to Spring Zoom this year? Spring
13:00
Zoom? Yes. That's where
13:03
it's in the gymnasium of the high school. And
13:05
it's a silent dance party where everyone
13:07
is connected to one Zoom. Oh,
13:09
that's right. You know what? I was
13:12
picturing Z-O-O-N. You're talking about Z-O-N-Z. The Community
13:14
Zoos. Right? The Community Zoos.
13:16
Yeah. Yes, got it. It's
13:18
the last one in America. And they
13:20
have a multi-jack. It's wild. Wow. There's
13:23
so many adapters. There's so many adapters. There's
13:25
so many adapters. I worry. It's
13:28
a safety hazard. Sure. It's
13:30
so much rock. It rocks. I love
13:32
it. I wasn't planning on it. But were you going to go,
13:34
Bern? I've never been. And I thought I would try it this
13:36
time. Really? Are you going to go to the
13:38
gang? Oh, Gabby. Yeah. And
13:41
the gang, too. Well, but I wanted to ask you this. He
13:44
doesn't work there anymore. He works with the ball. But now they
13:46
all work with the ball? Yes. Yes. So
13:48
CVS, we never have to mention again. Sorry. I
13:51
forgot. I'm not supposed to mention CVS ever again. It's a
13:53
very good question. I forgot. I'm not supposed to mention
13:55
CVS ever again. And a lot of
13:57
times people will find that if they've had a
13:59
gang of friends. that they always see and hang
14:01
out with. That's right, I'm doing sort of a lifting
14:04
a glass of ale to my friend. That's
14:06
right. I couldn't think of the word. Bernie,
14:09
you always have an old timey word that I can't get. That's
14:11
on the tip of my tongue and I really appreciate that about
14:13
you. But I was making
14:15
that gesture because a lot of times, sometimes a guy's
14:17
friend roasts him because now he's got a girlfriend and
14:19
he doesn't hang out with him anymore. Are you experiencing
14:22
that or no? Well, I think
14:24
we're sort of past that age. Okay, well I don't
14:26
know. I mean the other guys have, you know, they
14:28
have... If you're never too old to fall in love,
14:30
you're never too old to be razzed by your buddies about it. That's
14:33
very true. I mean it's a mixed group so there
14:35
are people with spouses and I'm kind of the only,
14:38
I think I'm the only unmarried one left. Oh, alright.
14:40
So there was no change in any way
14:42
with them, I'm assuming. No, they didn't roast me
14:44
for that. They did roast me for that year that
14:46
I didn't wear shoes. Now, why
14:48
was that? Well, you know, I heard
14:50
an interview with this Thomas Jane and
14:53
he doesn't wear shoes. The Punisher? The Punisher.
14:56
And he, you know, he was
14:59
filming this show, this show called Hung About a
15:01
Man with a Cute Penis. Oh,
15:03
I remember that. Yes. That was a
15:06
show that happened. He inexplicably ran for multiple
15:08
seasons and I've never
15:10
spoken to anyone who's seen Two Seconds of
15:12
Him. But he, there were
15:14
pictures, I remember seeing pictures of him because
15:16
he said he doesn't wear shoes and there
15:19
were pictures of him filming something in
15:21
New York City and he's walking around barefoot because
15:23
I guess... Oh, no. He couldn't see his
15:25
shoes in the shot and so
15:27
he's just barefoot in New York City.
15:29
Why? Why ever, whatever for? Well,
15:32
that's the thing. I wanted to know
15:34
what it felt like. But you, so,
15:36
okay, then please tell me because obviously you liked it
15:38
because you did it for a year. No,
15:41
it was horrible. I did it for a year because
15:43
I thought it's got to get better. Oh, birth. And
15:45
it never did. And I gave myself one calendar year
15:47
and then at the end I said that was a
15:49
terrible experience. Oh my gosh. I'm
15:51
surprised that I don't... Pharmacy, that must not
15:53
be named, did not have a problem with
15:55
the sort of... What's the word
15:57
I'm looking for? It's not old timey, but... Just
16:01
the health hazards of that, the health
16:03
risks. You know I skirted my way around that
16:05
a little bit. I
16:07
did apply several layers
16:09
of self-tanner to my feet to
16:12
the point where they were like a nice
16:14
light brown. That's also not good. Yeah, so
16:16
people didn't notice. Didn't notice. Well
16:19
because they blended in with that very
16:21
dirty carpet with blood stains. All
16:23
right. Well they did grow the maroon carpet to
16:25
hide the blood. Fair
16:27
enough. Yeah. They
16:29
darkened the carpet to cover the blood from
16:31
the many saber accidents that you
16:34
had. Well there was just one but we
16:36
thought well could happen again. Definitely
16:38
could happen again. Well I find that
16:40
shocking. I didn't know you then of
16:42
course but you know that if you
16:44
came into my house with those dirty
16:46
weird feet that
16:49
were painted, that shouldn't be painted
16:51
and clearly must
16:54
have had blisters and all sorts of things on them.
16:56
Oh everything you can imagine. I would have said you
16:58
put on shoes right now. We are not doing this.
17:00
Which usually doesn't happen in homes. Usually it's the opposite.
17:02
People want you to take your shoes off.
17:05
That is true. I like when people ask
17:07
you know they see that you don't have your shoes on
17:09
in your own home and they say should I take my
17:11
shoes off and I would say I don't
17:13
care. I'm just at home. Oh
17:15
I understand. Yes that's right. Well
17:18
you know Doug hates having to do that because
17:20
he doesn't want to. I love
17:22
having. I love not tracking the day
17:24
and the outside into my
17:26
house but Doug likes to have the shoes on because he
17:28
wants to be ready. That's all he says. He wants to
17:30
be ready. I don't know what ready for. An intruder? I
17:32
don't know babe. What do you want to
17:35
be ready for? You never know when you just have to tear off. Tear
17:38
off? Wasn't expecting that answer. Great thing to hear
17:40
from his spouse. Actually
17:42
one that wants to be dead 10 minutes sooner.
17:44
But Doug I remember you also. You can tear
17:46
off so that you can't be framed for my
17:49
pill murder. I remember Doug you also once said
17:51
you consider socks to be underwear. I
17:54
don't remember that. Absolutely. Because it's something you
17:56
wear under your clothes and so it counts
17:58
in the underwear family. Yeah, where
18:00
do you find it on the shelves?
18:02
Yeah, right next to the underwear. It's true Well, you
18:04
got me there, babe So if you can see a
18:06
little bit of socks, you know, I have bought his
18:08
underwear and socks for the entirety of our 20 No
18:12
guy goes in and buys his own unless I
18:15
guess you're a bachelor But I mean that's absolutely
18:17
I'm surprised he just knows where they're located Just
18:20
because I've been buying them for so long Doug. Have
18:22
you secretly been buying socks and underwear? Wait,
18:24
have you been? No, I just I
18:26
know where they're I know where they
18:28
are Okay, and did you explore that aisle to
18:30
get closer to Joan so you could
18:32
picture her going there? No Because
18:35
he knew I was gonna be gone sooner than later if I
18:37
take that pill and he needs to know where to go Buy
18:39
it stuff. You think this has been Very
18:42
weirded out about this. I gotta be honest.
18:44
I did not mean it in any way.
18:46
Okay To
18:49
feel so bad Oh Translation is
18:51
I would like this fruit fever to stop
18:53
laughing I already have to deal with a
18:55
period that's what he's saying. I'm guaranteeing you
18:59
Doug is this true? No Like
19:02
me that a woman would take a
19:04
pillow would eliminate her period for the rest of time
19:07
But she gets a look at ten minutes less of
19:09
life. They would all be like sign me up Doug
19:11
Are you working on your tight five? No,
19:15
but I am What
19:24
did he say I missed it what he just started
19:27
talking about Okay. Well, that's we have
19:29
no Joan. What if you did like a sort of
19:31
a stand-up act
19:33
as a man Doing
19:35
material about your your nagging
19:38
wife or whatever? Oh, that would be
19:40
great I would like to point counterpoint though because you
19:42
know, I love to play to people at the same
19:44
time So maybe I would do you know what I
19:46
would do. Here's what I would do. I would do
19:48
I would run it in repertory I would do one
19:50
night the guy and his Stand-up
19:53
you and then the next night I'd be the
19:55
wife with the comeback. How about that? What if
19:57
you did it? like
20:00
pretending that I'm a man. I don't want to write man jokes
20:02
that are going to get laughs. I would still want to come
20:04
back as a female and have a comeback. I say
20:06
you do it same night. That's
20:08
a great idea. First act, second act. Two different sets. Oh,
20:10
I love it. And they're married. Of
20:13
course. The two comedians. Yes, I was already there. Okay.
20:15
With a minute for standing O. With
20:17
a minute for standing O. Which happens all the time at
20:19
stand O. Yeah, he could be doing his...
20:22
I'm assuming. And then so he could
20:24
come out and it's almost like it would be
20:26
an ask and an answer joke. You know, he
20:28
would be like, oh, and she's always changing her
20:30
tampon, you know, and then I would come out
20:32
and I'd be like, well, I have to. And
20:34
I, you know, I have to be fast about
20:36
it. Because if a woman was as fast about
20:38
it, we'd lose half of our lives. Right? Yeah.
20:41
Something like that. I'm just workshopping. I don't have anything. This
20:43
is me just in a safe space. This is a safe
20:45
space for me to try things out.
20:48
And now do you think saying if I don't change
20:50
my tampon fast, I will lose half my life? Do
20:52
you think that's a big... is that a big laugh
20:54
for me? No, it actually is true. All the
20:56
women, I'm guaranteeing you right now because people don't
20:58
understand how fast women are able to do it.
21:00
I've watched people in shows, mid-show, that I've been
21:02
with and a woman's out there singing her ass
21:04
off and no one has any idea that it's
21:07
a car wreck down there. And she has to
21:09
run off and she has 45 seconds and she
21:11
can shove that thing
21:13
in. Sorry. And get back out there
21:15
and you think, how in the world do they do that? Well,
21:17
if it took us forever, we'd be doing that for half of
21:19
our lives. I'm not kidding you. Oh, I see what
21:22
you mean. I thought it. I
21:24
honestly thought there
21:26
was some medical
21:28
teacher. I understand. Well, there actually
21:30
still is for you to tell, but again, you
21:32
just can't win. But
21:35
no, what I meant is if we dedicate, if we didn't learn
21:37
how to do that fast, we'd be doing it half our lives.
21:39
All of it through. We really tallied it up as much as
21:42
we sleep. All of this should be in the
21:44
set. Thanks, babe. I'm happy to explain this. What's
21:46
your point? Because it's going to be half men,
21:48
so I will have to explain it. Also I realize I didn't
21:50
make it clear, but again, this is me figuring it out. You
21:52
just gave me this idea. I figured it out. I'm just running
21:54
with it, you know? Doug, how long has it been, by the
21:57
way? 20 minutes. Oh, okay.
22:00
But that's a good time to take a break. Yes,
22:02
it is. We need to stop talking about this. Not
22:04
a good time for a tampon change. If you're taking 20
22:06
minutes to do it, you're losing half your life. That's
22:08
right. We'll be right back with more of the Neighborless and
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When a Neighborless returns. Hey,
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24:54
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24:56
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25:00
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Just like anyone, just like DME whatever.
25:10
I got to get back in
25:12
bed man. I got to take up another hobby. Welcome
25:18
back to The Neighborhood Listen. We have a guest
25:20
with us on the show as we always do.
25:22
In case you're not familiar, what we do is
25:24
we scour the neighbor app, the social media networking
25:28
application for neighborhoods. We look for interesting
25:30
people in Dignity Falls. We ask them
25:33
in depth to get more in depth about their
25:35
posts. This week is no different. Also, if you
25:37
happen to see a post on NeighborHaps that perhaps
25:39
we've missed, you think is interesting, you
25:41
can screenshot it to us. You
25:44
can screenshot it, then send it to
25:46
us. I kind of like screenshot it to
25:48
us. You're still learning.
25:50
We're still learning. We're still alive.
25:52
That's what this means. That feels
25:55
right, doesn't it? Screenshot it to us? Yeah, that
25:57
can be a verb. Why couldn't it? Screenshot us.
26:00
like no don't screenshot it's like you're gonna screenshot
26:02
and you're gonna shoot it over to us yeah you just
26:04
sort of combine the two and you screenshot it over to
26:06
us I like it screenshot it to us yeah
26:08
burnt and Joan@gmail.com and this
26:11
week this week here is our post
26:13
that we have that we have right here
26:16
for us today and it's a very short
26:18
one it's a very short one this comes
26:20
from Beatriz and
26:22
Beatriz says free grapefruit please
26:25
bring your own bag that is it
26:27
Wow and we have questions but we're going to
26:29
direct them to Beatriz because this is here right
26:31
now how are you Beatriz yes hello thank you
26:34
so much for having me that's
26:39
kind of you thank you you want to compliment on your
26:41
voice all the time first time really
26:44
it really is luscious
26:48
it's rich and resonant in
26:50
school my my teachers used to say your voice
26:52
is too smooth how is that
26:55
possible really who is saying that you
26:57
think object teacher said that to you who
26:59
said that English whenever I would have to
27:01
read out of the page they would say it's too smooth
27:03
oh that's an English teacher
27:06
probably being like I can't listen to
27:08
that because that's right exactly oh no
27:10
because you think don't stand so close to me okay possibly
27:13
do or teacher choral teacher
27:15
at one point said add the
27:17
little squeak why don't you I
27:19
think these people were jealous that's what they were jealous
27:21
of your tone I've never considered that but I
27:23
appreciate well no problem I do want
27:27
to know is this post
27:29
purposefully short and sweet
27:31
and to the point and without any information
27:33
yes but or or what is there
27:35
any more you'd like to clarify because I'll tell you right now I would
27:38
like to know how many grapefruits I could
27:40
take I would like to know also where
27:42
you live because you didn't mention that I
27:44
assume we could DM you if we want
27:46
that information serious inquiries only but and
27:49
also here's a question that's direct to ask and you
27:51
can answer all the other ones but have
27:54
you done this before have you ever offered offered
27:56
grapefruits to the neighbors before okay
27:58
these are these are all valid question. I
28:00
know there was a lot of them but
28:02
that's the main one. This is why I'm
28:04
here. I'm happy to clear this all up
28:06
because this is a major social justice issue
28:08
that I think has been heavily misunderstood. Oh
28:10
wow I didn't know this. My artistic
28:13
partner and roommate, Grapefruit,
28:15
has been locked away unjustly. Wait,
28:17
what? Now we can go back
28:20
and look at it. We read
28:22
this completely incorrectly. Well I think
28:24
it's understandable. Wait read it again now,
28:26
Burns. With fresh eyes. Now
28:30
here, this might help. Put one fist up in
28:32
the air as you say the first two words.
28:34
Okay, okay, Burns. Free Grapefruit! Please
28:38
bring your own bag. Now
28:41
what does that part mean? Grapefruit is
28:43
a friend, a fellow, a roommate, a fellow
28:45
street artist with me. Okay,
28:51
okay. And Grapefruit had
28:54
an incident with the Dignity Falls PD.
28:56
We were shopping at Ralph's. Okay. And
28:58
are you familiar now with the policy?
29:00
We've had it in town now for
29:02
about three months. They're trying
29:05
to do this thing about saving
29:07
your bags or if you bring your
29:09
own bag. Oh yes, we were the last
29:11
count to do this for a very very long time.
29:13
And Ralph's is a men's clothing store. Yes.
29:16
Ralph's big and tall. One of
29:19
the things that people... Everyone
29:21
knows we don't have the normal grocery stores. We have a
29:23
Trader Joe. We do not have a Trader Joe's. And Ralph's
29:25
is a men's store, yes. Yes. And
29:27
people, a lot of people, it's
29:30
a give and take with this policy because you can,
29:33
you know, just
29:35
go if you bring your own bag but then you're getting like
29:37
a nice suit. They stuff it in a bag. Yes,
29:39
yes. So okay, so you were at
29:41
this store. You were at Ralph's. I was at this
29:43
store. I was with Grapefruit and we had
29:46
just finished buying Grapefruit a new suit. Okay.
29:48
And Grapefruit, Grapefruit's a man of the people.
29:50
so he began packing his own suit in
29:52
the bags that were provided by Ralph. So
29:54
He started, you know, folding his suit and
29:56
took fours, you know, by fours and stuffed
29:58
it into the bag. I which
30:00
point the cashier asks and did
30:02
you bring your own bag? Otherwise
30:04
that bag will cost right? Yes!
30:06
And Grapefruit did not have money
30:09
at this point. Eight fifty dollars.
30:11
That another to be sent home
30:13
or whatever. You
30:15
want to get a mass dispel own
30:17
bags. Yes Grapefruit did not have the
30:20
fifty dollars a day that who does
30:22
and was immediately arrested. He meow immediately
30:24
or else now says was the solution.
30:26
There was no one I will buy
30:29
it then or the suit was already
30:31
in the bag. So the cloud grapefruit
30:33
is that he has already used the
30:35
snatched right? That's right there were year
30:38
and that use the by those who
30:40
the and Rails is a very strict
30:42
policies and where would they consider using
30:44
yeah the merchandise. Yes yeah so Dignity
30:47
Falls but they took grapefruit away from
30:49
he resisted heavily should help them help
30:51
and was a violence. I
30:54
would say mental violence following us I
30:56
was a memorial bridge heavy mental resist
30:58
a real talking down of the officers.
31:01
how can you give an example? Grapefruit
31:03
told the officer i bet you couldn't
31:05
fit in this snazzy suit. Oh wow
31:07
that is a charge. The I to
31:09
charge for the charts. Madison
31:14
and was terrible about them and him
31:16
why he said that's because the Dignity
31:19
Falls Pd is famous for having older
31:21
uniforms or one size too small that
31:23
Israel. And and will not amendment hated us
31:25
the idea was to me what i am that
31:27
know they want six it and the idea was
31:29
to make the the add the the policemen. Get
31:33
more physically sits near by Now they
31:35
went the other way. The real one size
31:37
fits none situation. It's really bad or. End
31:40
their aspirations uniforms they they say young as
31:42
you should do some work out enough to
31:44
fit into this one day and the officer
31:46
resent so much that they actually for a
31:48
more weight. More that
31:51
it out on other people on Citizen
31:53
and and Guess Oil Guess what? We're
31:55
all paying. Pulled out of Syria or
31:57
Iraq right? that's exactly right
31:59
Exactly right. And so here's my question. How
32:01
long ago was this? This
32:04
was three months tomorrow.
32:06
So you were saying three months? You're
32:08
saying that Grapefruit has been incarcerated for three months, but
32:10
I want to know. Usually for something like this, okay,
32:13
you get called downtown, you're put in jail. Someone calls,
32:15
someone bails you out. You mean to tell me there
32:17
was none of this, none of these were options? Bail
32:19
was- He was a lawyer? What's going
32:22
on? Bail was set at $40,000. What? Of
32:24
course this is insane. Grapefruit is in what
32:27
he's described to me in letters as
32:29
a bit of a Andy Griffith holding
32:32
cell situation. So
32:35
it's just the one cell, a little bench, just
32:38
the one cell. It's him and some other goofball
32:40
in there. They're sharing it. Like a drunk guy
32:42
who lets himself come and go. Does
32:44
the goofball change every week? The
32:46
goofball has changed every week. Almost
32:49
in an episodic kind of nature. And
32:52
sometimes the goofball is a little more serious
32:54
than another goofball. He's learned some lessons. Oh
32:56
right. That doesn't sound so bad actually.
32:58
At least he has something to look forward to every
33:00
week. Sometimes you might get a goofball like this guy's
33:02
weirdo, it's funny. And then sometimes you'll get a goofball.
33:04
Oh wow. I feel like I'm learning something from this.
33:06
Yeah, it's a good moment. Yes. Wow.
33:09
And does goofball have- sorry. Does
33:12
Grapefruit, my goodness, does Grapefruit
33:14
have a lawyer? Please say
33:16
he has legal representation. Please say this. Grapefruit
33:18
is currently in line to be represented
33:21
by the public defenders of Dignity Falls.
33:23
Oh no. What I mean is he met the- what
33:25
is this? An organ donor situation? What are you
33:27
talking about? You're supposed to immediately have legal
33:29
representation. But there's hardly
33:31
any public
33:34
defenders in Dignity Falls. It's
33:36
a maximum of five. Which
33:39
I don't get that law at all. It's
33:42
in the town charter, I believe the motivation
33:44
was we don't want this to be such
33:46
a litigious society. A maximum of five public
33:48
defenders. Does that federally kind of fall in
33:50
line? Yeah. This is
33:52
a really tough situation. Well it must- It's an injustice. You can
33:55
see why I made the post. Are you great for this? Yeah, but I
33:57
think that part we understand. The
34:00
is easy. Silva it? Who are you talking
34:02
to? Correct. Yes is a
34:04
bit of advice now although the
34:06
situation that grapefruit landed into war
34:08
and I want the public to
34:11
know how bring your own bag
34:13
you. Know I will say I don't know
34:15
how anyone could maybe and for all about intimacy
34:17
just seems to us from your. Posts that's
34:19
where and that that is best. That's
34:21
a common pretty. The has varied as
34:23
a really good point it over is
34:25
a really good points or again we're
34:27
first on a cruise or you have
34:30
been. A lot of the and asking you oh
34:32
great I say i love grapefruit where can I
34:34
can get it on. Present I think they
34:36
are that you know they come in a
34:38
Bruins like. Abuses you think somehow they
34:40
love grapefruit. meaning they love the street artist
34:42
and and they just want to come with.
34:44
Someone tells me I love grapefruit. Where'd
34:46
you live? I give him my address.
34:49
I say join the resistance so sure
34:51
it doesn't tip the off. V show
34:53
up and they want free food. Guess
34:55
I say are you here to help
34:57
support a grapefruit against the Criminal Justice
34:59
system? Here? Are you here for handouts?
35:01
Okay for them back men I'm sure gets
35:03
confusing. It's very confusing. We also have
35:06
a legal fund are going for group
35:08
who currently under way that we're raising
35:10
money for that as we are actually
35:12
selling oranges which makes us even more
35:14
has come with us. Ah,
35:17
So much money are you raising for
35:20
illegal defenses? Your orange sales weldon be
35:22
orange. The orange sales are a bit
35:24
symbolic. We're we're a warrior. Understanding that
35:26
you know we can't price these orders
35:29
that market price. Caesar Oranges This stands
35:31
for great bruises or for you don't
35:33
like The weren't so worried that we
35:36
price some of the thousand dollars in
35:38
orange it was already oranges. It's not
35:40
about the orange. Our entire boom has
35:43
always. Ask what type of our the
35:45
cc butter artist? He's your friend. What do you do?
35:47
What do you deal in? What do you do? As
35:51
more miss, all the inflections were correct. That's. What
35:55
do I do? I send
35:57
grapefruit her to push the.
36:00
Founder and so of street art Briles
36:02
the what does that look like This
36:04
might have influenced a little bit of
36:06
has a famous stayed and this is
36:08
that as dry as just for for
36:11
the. Ssr old as
36:13
any art for some other other A
36:15
we we did. This may have influenced
36:17
a little bit of the of the
36:19
vagueness of the posts, but we believe
36:21
in accomplishing a lot with few words
36:24
when them with a tight message or
36:26
hey I'm a I believe that this
36:28
has since been cleaned but. I can
36:30
bring up one example from town on
36:32
hey I'm a D that the Net
36:35
the National History Museum that we have
36:37
younger and yes, yes, Grapefruit
36:40
I at one point in the dead of night.
36:42
Ten thirty Pm we managed
36:45
to. Tag the
36:47
end of National History Museum and right. Yeah
36:50
right, You
36:52
are the ones who deserves a when you
36:54
approach the building and says National History Museum
36:56
young rate. Doesn't
36:59
that is understood? It doesn't take any
37:01
letters undercut. If it's if I may
37:03
have ended his daddy's little girl yards
37:05
and eat and around. Husband the average.
37:07
And the mini golf? ah. So
37:11
you're identify your Sunday newspaper.
37:15
Or does not as you were hanging off as
37:17
it as sixty Three as you are reading. all of
37:19
us are other that. They
37:22
should have put a question mark at the end
37:24
of that. Still just as a a racist and
37:26
then I was when I saw it I. Shrugged.
37:29
And was the yes it is. So
37:31
allow read how you hear it in your brain with
37:34
the it. Would like to to
37:36
your mind how how did it fall?
37:38
Natural History Museum Yeah right. No.
37:41
Question Mark Some of it's a mean you wanted to
37:44
be christened right? Like yeah, right it is. is that
37:46
asthma? How you meant it. I
37:49
believe I want to hear I don't I had a
37:52
question mark and Flexible see. What you're seeing? A
37:54
question Mark and how he said it. but
37:56
there wasn't a question. Mark Mcghee I say
37:58
yes or no Years or sister here. for
38:00
the first time. If you were demonstrating the part
38:02
that did not need to be demonstrated, which
38:05
we already knew. I know, sorry, I
38:07
had that wrong. If it
38:09
helps, the graffiti is in italics.
38:12
Does that add inflection information for you? I think
38:15
it does. Yeah, right. National History
38:17
Museum. Oh, now he's all fired up. No,
38:19
that's how I read it. Yeah, right. And this
38:21
is why we do art. Art should create questions.
38:24
Wow. I thought you wanted
38:26
a question mark after it. Why am I confused?
38:28
I do. The
38:31
way I read it, the way it's written,
38:33
seems like it's confirming that it is the
38:35
natural history. Right. So
38:38
he's read it the way it is. Doug has now
38:40
presented it the way he interpreted it. Then
38:42
he's presented it with an italic sort of
38:46
emphasis, but he has yet to deliver
38:48
on how he
38:50
thinks it should be. Oh,
38:53
yeah, right. There we go. I
38:56
think that's all we were asking for. Yeah. Okay.
39:00
Oh, my gosh. So the idea
39:02
of what I was saying just could not
39:04
be processed until I acted it out. Oh,
39:08
I think we made him angry. I think
39:10
it... I'm never angry. Wow,
39:12
that's quite a claim. I'm only shut down.
39:14
I want to get back to our guest Beatrice here. Sorry,
39:16
Beatrice. Sometimes
39:19
this happens and we get off on a tangent. It's
39:23
no problem to me because I believe art should create
39:25
these kinds of conversations. Okay. And
39:27
we do want to be clear. The Academy Falls Naturalist Museum, not
39:30
the museum that we also have a history museum that only goes
39:32
up to the 90s, right? Yes. Yes,
39:34
we have a museum in town that only goes up to
39:36
the... Pre-1989? Yes, it is.
39:38
That's right. We talked to somebody
39:40
who worked there. Yes, we had a guest on. So
39:43
this was different. But
39:45
okay, that is... We have five museums of
39:47
natural history. We
39:52
did go to the wrong one first. Oh, when
39:54
did you go to? We can't do this. We love
39:56
history up to 1989. Oh, that
39:58
was the one you approached for. No qualms. No
40:01
qualms. Absolutely no. Natural history?
40:03
Hmm. Things started here in
40:05
1990. Okay. Yeah, that's right. But
40:07
yeah, there's five natural history museums and there's one
40:10
dinosaur skeleton spread out over the five. It
40:12
is. It's sort of a
40:15
horseshoe shape. These
40:17
five museums, they're all close to each other, right? Because they have
40:19
to be. Oh, you can do them all in a day. You
40:21
can definitely do them all in a day. Yeah. When
40:23
I was a kid, I loved visiting the
40:26
pelvis. Yeah. It's fun. I wish they were
40:28
in a sort of order so that
40:32
you could go through and you would sort of see
40:34
if you ran quickly through all the museums. That's right.
40:37
It's fun because pelvis is obviously
40:40
inside the music part
40:42
of the history museum. Obviously. And
40:44
that's because it's Elvis. Ha ha
40:46
ha. Elvis. Elvis. I
40:48
don't think it needs to be... They thought that was really funny. I don't
40:51
think it needs to be 18 and over to see the pelvis. No. It's
40:54
just... It's titillating, but I think kids
40:56
can handle it. Can
40:59
you give us one more example of something
41:02
that you... So do you always collaborate or was
41:04
that just one collaboration? I don't know how it
41:06
works, you know. Or do you branch off
41:08
and you do your own thing? How does it
41:10
work? I don't want to be too forthright. You know,
41:12
obviously I'm not a fan of the Dignity Falls PD.
41:14
Neither is Grapefruit for obvious reasons. I
41:16
will give one more job
41:19
that we did that I think has
41:21
since been painted over. Okay. I
41:23
see. I'm not trying to out you in any
41:25
way. Sorry about that. Not a problem. I
41:27
haven't decided yet how I feel. And I respect that.
41:30
Oh boy. I do
41:32
remember over
41:35
at the Memorial Bank. It's two streets north of here. Do
41:37
you remember what street that was on? Oh. Oh
41:40
yes. Monroe? Monroe
41:42
and Fig. Monroe and Fig. And it's where
41:44
the bank used to be. Yes. Where the bank used to
41:46
be. And they have the memorial
41:48
to the old bank. There was a memorial to the old bank and
41:50
they have the ATM there. Yeah.
41:53
So at the ATM. Grapefruit
41:57
and I one night. Again 10 30. Okay.
42:00
Always always 1030 when
42:02
when everyone's sound asleep the wishing hour
42:08
The lowest chance of being seen below
42:12
We went ahead and added at the end of ATM
42:16
I Heard
42:21
a question Yeah,
42:27
but I'm still so stuck on the last one
42:29
cuz I'm realizing that the question mark doesn't make any
42:31
sense Why I
42:34
don't want to get into it, but I think you Because
42:37
if you're saying sarcastically, yeah, right,
42:39
I guess there's not a question mark
42:41
on that And this is sort of
42:44
where we arrived on the night as well Our
42:47
original decision not to not
42:49
have a question. Doug you have the mind of
42:51
an artist a little slower Everyone
42:55
really bought it though. Yeah, they did the important
42:57
part is going through that process So
43:02
this was ATM Statement
43:07
you're making there It's
43:09
interesting. We want to take people's
43:12
minds and the natural Cozy
43:14
acceptance that we have of all facets of society
43:16
that we have for granted That
43:21
sounds actually positive put on blast what it's
43:23
all positive it is what we're challenging Yes,
43:31
please I'm single it makes me think it
43:33
challenges me. Oh, I'm thinking cozy acceptance
43:35
sounds wonder Well, there you go
43:40
Two sides of a coin and we hope that
43:42
we would recognize the benefits of
43:44
oh a nice Soft
43:46
warm blanket of society to hold into
43:48
but at the same time every so
43:50
often question it. Yeah thing Oh,
43:53
what is this ATM? Uh-huh. Maybe it's not
43:55
just an ATM Is it the comforting presence
43:57
that we assume it to be exactly? is
44:01
the ATM that blanket that we look
44:03
for every day. Is it the rectangular
44:05
security blanket that spits out dirty paper?
44:08
Is it? Is
44:14
this the only source of joy
44:16
for us and comfort? And
44:19
these monetized people using cash more
44:21
and more and more? AT, mmm,
44:23
hmm. Oh yeah, we definitely get
44:25
it. Yeah, I feel challenged and
44:27
I like it. Well,
44:31
okay, this is great because we've never
44:33
really had, you know, I've seen, obviously,
44:35
now I'm learning, I've seen your work,
44:37
I've seen Grapefruit's work, and I've
44:39
seen other, well, can you
44:41
tell me this? Is there sort of
44:43
like a community, a smart community, and
44:45
is there a hierarchy? Community
44:47
sourcing for, you really
44:50
are stuck on that. Look at it. No, I
44:52
like it now. Ask them in Fargo. I don't
44:54
know where they got it from. It's not mine.
44:56
They made it up. They made it up. They
44:58
made it up. Not me.
45:02
There is a bit of an underground collective. You
45:04
know, it's tough. The more organized you get, the
45:06
more you get on the radar of the DFPD.
45:09
So you try to keep loose networks of
45:11
organization. We tend to work in pairs, which
45:13
is why I've worked with Grapefruit quite a
45:15
bit. Every so often a pair doesn't work
45:18
out. You might break up. You might date
45:20
around for a new pair. Oh, that's kind
45:22
of like how it works? Yes. Yes. In
45:24
a legitimate sense. When did you decide
45:27
to pursue this lifestyle and when
45:29
did that happen? And
45:31
where were you? And
45:35
what do you do? What do you
45:37
do? What do I do? I remember
45:45
it clearly. I remember we were
45:47
at, do
45:50
you remember the building where Mervyn's used to
45:52
be? Oh, yes. I love that
45:54
Mervyn's. Oh, man. I can get so many
45:56
good sales there. Magic shop. Yes. We
46:00
were buying some Husky pants for
46:02
me as I was a child. Okay. I
46:06
was in line and my mother
46:09
presented a coupon. Yeah,
46:11
that was coupon. And the cashier looked at
46:13
the coupon and said, this isn't the right
46:15
brand. And she said, oh, I'm sorry. And
46:17
she flipped through another page and she found
46:20
another coupon and she said, well, this one's
46:22
expired. And I was watching this
46:24
transpire and I was watching my mother's hands
46:26
shake and I was watching the line of
46:28
people behind piling up. It became
46:31
very embarrassing. It became very, very
46:33
troubling that this is what we
46:35
do with ourselves. Husky
46:37
pants for a young child. And
46:40
at that point I realized there has to be
46:43
a way to shake this up. Yes. There
46:45
has to be a way to wake people from their sleep. Let
46:48
them know this isn't all there is. Yeah.
46:51
What are we doing? What are we doing? What
46:53
are we doing? What are we? We
46:56
doing what are we doing? What
47:01
are we doing? You
47:09
know, I have been that mother. I have
47:11
been that mother in line sorting through my
47:13
Mervyn's coupons. I so identify
47:15
with that. That has such a ring of
47:17
authenticity to it. I got to tell you.
47:20
And I understand that. So then what did you
47:22
go out that day and do something? Was it
47:24
something with like the Mervyn's building? Or did you
47:27
or was it that that was just a moment
47:29
of origin but then you didn't start doing
47:31
art. How did it work? Yeah.
47:34
I went home and I started sketching in
47:36
my notebook. I didn't I didn't have the
47:38
courage at that time to to get out
47:40
there as a young as a young kid.
47:42
I didn't know transportation either. I just wear
47:44
my driver's license. Sure. Anything.
47:47
It's hard to reach some of these locations without the skill to, you
47:49
know, it is a fence or a wall. It's
47:54
allowed to lakefront statue
47:57
or any of those things. any
48:00
of the items you wanted to face are frequently beyond
48:02
a child's hand. Yes. It's true. It's sort of... Um,
48:05
but I remember sketching in my notebook. I said,
48:07
I'm gonna draw the Mervins, and I'm gonna draw
48:09
what I would do if I were, um, able
48:11
at this point. Mm. And
48:13
I- I wrote the letters
48:15
out M-E-R-V-Y-N, apostrophe S.
48:17
Yeah. And I- And I- And I-
48:20
And- And- And- And- And- With a-
48:22
With a red- With a red crayon,
48:24
I crossed out that apostrophe in Mervins.
48:26
And I thought, take that, you bastard.
48:30
Just took away the ownership, right like that.
48:32
With the swipe of a crayon. Right like that. What
48:34
if it- What if it wasn't Mervin's
48:38
owned apostrophe that- Yeah. That- That- That- That
48:40
the apostrophe indicates? What if it just- Uh-huh.
48:42
Oh, perhaps it's multiple Mervins. A collection of
48:44
Mervins. A collection of Mervins. Yeah. Right. I
48:47
have made your ownership plural, you bastards. I
48:49
ca- I see. I get it. Do you
48:51
think there's ever in history been two people
48:55
named Mervin in the same room?
48:57
Heh heh heh. I can't imagine that so.
49:00
Well, I- I don't know. I- It's a good
49:02
question. I remember learning about this. Not
49:05
the hype of the Mervin- Of the popularity
49:07
of the name Mervin. Heh heh heh. He
49:09
was a- There may have been five in
49:12
the world. I do remember the theoretical physics
49:14
experiment about this too. Oh! Right. There are
49:16
two Mervins in the same box. Yeah, but
49:18
if you observe it- If you observe it,
49:21
it becomes one Mervin. Yeah, but it does.
49:23
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh,
49:26
well, you know, I do think that's very, uh, in- How old
49:28
were you when you did this? That was
49:30
hype. I was so incapable
49:33
of doing anything. I must have been 16, 17. Oh!
49:36
Oh dear. Wow! Wait, you didn't have
49:38
your driver license at 16? No, heaven's- How come?
49:40
Heaven's, no. I wouldn't- Too husky? I wouldn't think
49:42
it was heaven's- Oh, burnt. Well, I-
49:45
I wouldn't- I tried to solve the total. That would have
49:47
been no bearing on whether or not you're able to get
49:49
your driver's license. If it was too husky, you might not
49:51
be able to fit behind the wheel. Oh, come on now.
49:53
You might have less confidence driving, um- Well, I
49:55
understand the less confidence thing. I wish
49:58
that wasn't true. Well, I- I- I
50:00
personally always had a problem with the authority
50:02
of the driver's test. Mmm. You know, that
50:04
was a hard thing for me. How
50:07
do you think it should go? I think
50:09
they should sit there and observe you driving for
50:11
20 minutes however you'd like to drive. Oh,
50:13
really? And then just kind of say,
50:15
yeah, you did pretty good. As opposed to this turn
50:17
left here, park there, turn there. You don't think that
50:20
would just lead to chaos, accidents. I mean, people
50:22
do have to stop and start. There has to
50:24
be a give and take when you're driving, otherwise,
50:26
you know, really dangerous. But
50:29
you know, they're making it work in India. You see
50:31
those YouTube videos of just those
50:33
intersections where it's just, everything
50:35
goes. Yeah. Like
50:37
schools of fish. Oh, boy.
50:41
I can't speak for that. But I can,
50:43
do I want to know what it reminds you
50:45
of, Maeve? This reminds me of Bert's nitro-burning funny
50:47
car. Oh, yes. I used to
50:49
have a nitro-burning funny car. Oh, congrats. You may have
50:52
seen it around town, but I've definitely heard it. Yes.
50:55
Oh, of course you heard it. Oh, for sure. You
50:57
can't make things. Taking corners was just too hard.
50:59
That's why I gave it up after a while.
51:02
I don't know anything about a different country and
51:04
how they're driving. I know that here in Digne
51:06
Falls, we really need to, we
51:09
have such traffic issues, we have congestion, we have people
51:11
who drive too fast. We didn't have stopping and starting
51:13
and turning left and turning right, not doing whatever you
51:15
want to. It would be very dangerous. But what
51:17
do you say to that? It would be. And
51:20
I believe that we, the people, should be the ones
51:22
that dictate how much we want the foot of the
51:24
man on our necks. Well, no, this is what's interesting.
51:27
And this is something I wanted to bring up earlier, is
51:29
that the slogan for
51:32
free grapefruit is bring your own
51:34
bag. Please bring your own bag.
51:36
Oh, that's important. But doesn't that put it sort
51:38
of sets us against one another as opposed
51:41
to saying the policy of
51:44
at Ralph's. Oh, yeah. That's
51:48
what's wrong. It's almost like you should say burn your bags.
51:51
Yes. Right? What
51:53
about that? Burn your bags as a step
51:55
down the line. You know, about we we
51:57
we try to. about
52:00
that. What about that? What about
52:02
that? What about that? Next
52:04
one. Sorry, you were saying. This
52:06
is important to approach it for many different lenses. You said it's down the line.
52:10
You said that's just coming in too hard to
52:12
say that first. So first you say comply and
52:14
then you're going to say go against
52:16
it. I am going to say first
52:19
there should be self accountability. First you
52:21
must equip yourself. You should CYA as
52:23
the parlance goes. Cover your ass.
52:27
Cover your ass. Cover your ass. And
52:30
at some point when we are... I
52:33
don't know what that means babe.
52:36
Doug just turned around and proved it. This
52:38
is better. We were metaphorically speaking. Doug came
52:40
in for the room. Doug walked in, fired
52:42
up by the statement, walked into the room,
52:44
turned around and it is
52:46
and then walked back out. And I haven't seen
52:48
those jammies with the little buttons on the back
52:50
for a long time. Doug loves those jammies. And
52:53
he does call them jammies. He does his
52:55
best work in them. So that's why I guess he
52:57
is building the miniature golf course in those. Okay,
53:00
so you're saying start out... Great for construction.
53:03
You're saying start out by CYA
53:06
and then what? In the hopes that... I
53:08
mean what? Do you want people to show
53:10
up to Ralph and follow
53:12
the rules but only to
53:14
a certain point or up until... It
53:16
does seem like you're adding a step
53:18
to the resistance that doesn't need to be...
53:21
Maybe. The compliance step? Yeah, I
53:23
would say that's the one. Yeah,
53:25
yeah, yeah. Interesting. Right.
53:29
First go by the rules. First do the rules. Then...
53:32
Do the rules that we hate. Yes. It's
53:34
an interesting approach. I will
53:36
consider it. But isn't there something to that about actually
53:39
admitting to that? Isn't there something
53:41
to that? Well,
53:44
I... Submitting to the rules as a way
53:46
to experience them and show, yes. Oh, almost
53:48
like a reverse psychology like... We can do
53:50
this. Right. But then you'll see
53:52
that you hate it and then... But I
53:54
would argue that's what's already happening and... So
53:58
now we're at the step one. where we go against
54:00
those rules. And it's all on course, isn't it?
54:03
Oh, well. You got me there. Gosh, got you
54:05
there. He got you there. The mind of an
54:07
artist. He's one step ahead. That's right. Yeah,
54:10
you. I would say one step on track. One
54:13
step on the same track that we've been
54:15
on. And
54:17
tomorrow, one step ahead. Whoa,
54:20
that sounds, now
54:22
that sounds back to sort of like an
54:24
overlord type situation of almost a big brother.
54:26
When you say tomorrow, one step ahead, does make
54:28
it seem like you're not doing anything right now.
54:32
Do not remember all of the graffiti that I did. I
54:34
do, no, I do. Okay. I
54:36
do. Are you planning on doing a piece of art
54:38
having to do with grapefruit? Cause you haven't mentioned that
54:40
yet. And again, I don't want to sort of like
54:43
out you, but. And we'll let again, just be writing
54:45
words on something. Oh. We've
54:53
commissioned a mural. Wow. Okay.
54:55
So this is a, this is
54:57
also a more conforming step, right?
55:00
Unless, unless I'm not understanding. It's a crowdsource.
55:02
You are the artist, but you're
55:04
commissioning a mural. It's a crowdsource
55:07
mural. We've already sold, we sold
55:10
two oranges. So we have two thousand,
55:12
excuse me, two, two oranges. Yes. Wow.
55:15
We sold two oranges. We had a couple of people show
55:17
up who said, yeah, I'd love some grapefruit. And I said,
55:19
what, what the hell are you talking about? Explain the situation.
55:22
Here are the oranges. We're raising for grapefruit. And
55:26
we sold two of them. So we have $2,000, which
55:28
is enough for us to crowdsource a mural. And
55:30
that mural will help build more awareness for the
55:33
issue of free grape. Can you give us a
55:35
hint as to what the mural is going to be? Yes. Okay.
55:38
It sounds like you do not even a hint. I think I'm going to get it. Okay. What
55:41
we've commissioned. What you commissioned. That's right.
55:43
So someone else will be doing. So yes, another artist
55:46
and you never have much control over there. You
55:48
know, you can commission it and then they're kind of going to do their own thing. I'm
55:50
not sure if I should wait to hear what it's going to be first
55:52
before I ask why would he choose to commission it? What do you think?
55:56
I want to know who the artist is going to be. Do you know who the artist
55:58
is going to be? Okay. It's
56:00
gonna be a banana Malone Okay,
56:03
is that Doug you know who that is Sounded
56:05
like he did sound very real.
56:07
Oh of recognition. Absolutely. I love
56:10
banana Malone stuff Like
56:18
he has um, he does great
56:20
dice art So
56:25
nothing to do with bananas though, no
56:30
Bananas our cat sure never
56:33
I mean just never again what again? Sorry,
56:37
we have a cat a yellow cat very yellow cat named
56:39
bananas We keep losing sight of but I guess we're gonna
56:41
keep seeing her. I saw her in a window She was
56:43
eating a chicken bone. Oh my goodness. You're kidding. Yeah So
56:46
wait a minute. So you're going to bone.
56:49
So you're she ate the bone At
56:53
first I thought she was a California condor This
56:56
is sort of in reference to a post last in our last
56:58
episode Yeah anyways
57:03
So bananas Malone is doing it bananas. Are
57:05
they local? Yes. Okay. And what
57:07
is the mirror going to be? It's
57:10
going to be it will incorporate dice as
57:12
Doug mentioned Of
57:18
course when Doug said dice art we
57:20
all have a concept of what that
57:22
is immediately Yes classic, but but bananas
57:24
dice art isn't that cliche dice art
57:26
that we're all Taking
57:30
up the dice clean this late in my brain. Okay, go
57:35
The dice on bananas dice I
57:37
said the banana involves a dyson There's
57:43
a dyson air blade in the corner What
57:48
is that evoke it looks frustration hygiene
57:50
frustration Yeah, thank you. Thank you Frustration
57:54
irritation things not working things not working
57:56
moving my hands back and forth because
57:58
society's told me to do Right
58:02
and at the end is anyone clean?
58:04
Mmm. Okay. That's in the quarter. Okay,
58:07
that's These
58:11
banana dice They
58:13
aren't like normal dice. Like I said, they're
58:15
not the cliche dice that you're used to
58:17
in dice art These dice don't feature numbers.
58:19
Oh They feature
58:21
letters Oh Interesting
58:24
like a category die Sometimes
58:27
you see I know one
58:29
where you see the dice coming at
58:31
you like guys rolling the dice Right.
58:33
Yes, and then on the dice of
58:35
a number says surprise Surprised
58:44
And I think you could hear how that was
58:46
said We're
58:56
talking about right Die
59:00
with letters, but is it saying anything or
59:02
no this one? It's it's a bit
59:04
political in nature, of course It's
59:08
also a call to action. So if you
59:11
weren't familiar there is an
59:14
organization that we're hoping to get great for once he's out
59:16
to be in charge of this is the students
59:19
against Law
59:23
enforcement Right students students
59:25
in law enforcement. This is as they say
59:29
Yeah, and so we're having these
59:31
I say grapefruit for say Should
59:43
we give him here it does he I don't think
59:45
he does You know
59:47
like he does is there audio? No, no, no Think
59:50
that you're coming into the same thing's
59:52
gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah people are going
59:54
to think you're selling grapefruits the food
59:59
Well because I'm just
1:00:01
gonna say for me personally,
1:00:03
if I see the letters
1:00:05
S-A-L-E together, I'm not familiar with
1:00:07
students against law enforcement. I am more familiar.
1:00:10
We've only just learned of it. My suspicion is
1:00:12
that will be the case of many people.
1:00:14
You think that if people see a series
1:00:16
of four letters, they're gonna assume... I mean,
1:00:18
if I see D-F-P-D,
1:00:21
I don't think this is some word... D-F-P-D?
1:00:23
I assume it's D-F-P-D. Because
1:00:26
there is no word D-F-P-D. You
1:00:29
wouldn't have the opportunity to have
1:00:31
that confusion. But there is a
1:00:33
word S-A-L-E. If I may... But
1:00:37
it's spelled wrong. Or garage
1:00:39
sale house for... I would argue
1:00:41
that it's one of the most recognizable... Two
1:00:44
actual pedestrians, people on the street. The word
1:00:46
S-A-L-E is meant to be attention grabbing for
1:00:48
a reason. Exactly. Because this is what powers the boat. No,
1:00:51
no, that's a different... No,
1:00:53
that's a different S-A-L-E. You mentioned garage
1:00:56
sale. Mr. Rutherford's garage that he put
1:00:58
the sale up on. Well, that's one
1:01:00
of them. Yes, Mr. Rutherford's garage sale.
1:01:03
Which was, I know... Helps move his garage a
1:01:05
couple inches over. It
1:01:07
wasn't worth it. It honestly wasn't
1:01:09
worth it. And he still got ads in the paper. And
1:01:13
I'm just worried that you're gonna run into the
1:01:16
same problem as people showing up at your house
1:01:18
wanting grapefruit. They are going
1:01:20
to... Again, they're gonna have
1:01:22
so many questions because if it's just a
1:01:24
sign... And the Dyson in the corner is
1:01:26
gonna definitely throw them off. Yeah, I don't know.
1:01:28
What does the Dyson in the corner represent? The
1:01:30
Airblade? Oh yeah, we talked about frustration. Well,
1:01:34
you're gonna get them there. They're gonna get frustration
1:01:36
already, okay? Oh, it's almost a
1:01:38
sort of callback. When they show up, they
1:01:40
want to buy grapefruits. They
1:01:42
will be frustrated because they've misinterpreted this... If
1:01:46
I may say, very poorly, where does it
1:01:48
go? Not to their fault. It's not their fault they misinterpreted it.
1:01:51
No, they will be frustrated. They
1:01:53
will take much offense to this because this is, again,
1:01:55
we only commissioned the mural. Banana Malab. Good
1:01:58
point, but... Maybe he'll do it in... the way
1:02:00
that why did you decide to commission it why did
1:02:02
you want to do it yourself for your best friend
1:02:04
why didn't you want to do it yourself why
1:02:07
didn't you want to why
1:02:10
didn't I want
1:02:12
to it's
1:02:15
it's so difficult to make
1:02:17
art about someone that
1:02:20
you're so close to and worry about
1:02:22
lovely actually I get that that's deep I get
1:02:24
that I
1:02:26
feel so invested and if I do it wrong he
1:02:28
could be in there for another 30 days
1:02:31
with a series of characters I think
1:02:33
you are about to do it
1:02:38
wrong with the
1:02:40
mural you already have on my hands you are I
1:02:43
would love to hear any pitch that
1:02:45
you have that would be more powerful
1:02:47
than what banana has already come up
1:02:49
with how about any
1:02:53
illustration of grapefruit himself okay person
1:02:56
famously unattractive man so it didn't matter
1:02:58
that for a mere what for a
1:03:01
mural okay
1:03:05
you can say my friend grapefruit yes
1:03:07
was a brilliant artist is being held
1:03:09
in an unjust way he's being held that
1:03:12
sounds nice to me it sounds like oh okay
1:03:15
it's interesting you could pull calls in our argument
1:03:17
but you don't see the problem with the word sale cozy
1:03:19
acceptance is negative being held is possible
1:03:21
he's being held continue
1:03:23
sorry in jail he
1:03:25
is incarcerated if you
1:03:28
show it like a picture of
1:03:30
him behind bars and then the
1:03:32
word injustice under the injustice I
1:03:35
love burn your bags no more
1:03:37
bags we're we're collaborating and I
1:03:39
love boy caught Ralph art should be
1:03:41
our conversation I would say boycott Ralph's
1:03:43
is a little bit more doable with
1:03:45
the number of guys okay
1:03:49
are you are you locked I got
1:03:51
held up for a second there I
1:03:53
couldn't remember what the floral of dice
1:03:55
was this time and
1:03:57
are you locked into bananas is
1:04:00
There's no way you can change at this point.
1:04:02
Did he sign a contract of some kind? He
1:04:05
he has received most of the funding.
1:04:07
Oh, okay Commission
1:04:09
yeah, it's Commission. Okay, and
1:04:11
if you started work yet, I Believe
1:04:14
he's doing sketches on the air blade currently right
1:04:16
now. He's in the research phase And
1:04:21
he's in a restroom and he has a sketch pad there
1:04:23
that's what he's doing that's right I think we
1:04:25
also tried to make him plural of it. This is
1:04:28
an urban situation I think you don't want your banana
1:04:30
banana. I want to keep saying bananas foster
1:04:32
because that also sounds like a name I
1:04:36
would say delicious dessert. I've
1:04:38
never had it Foster
1:04:40
is it what is it? I don't know
1:04:43
why it's I don't know what the foster part is Maybe
1:04:45
that was the name of the chef But all I know
1:04:47
is it's the original thing where the the
1:04:49
there's why did the word chef hang you up ice
1:04:52
cream chef? Are
1:04:57
you making foster freeze? Is
1:05:04
the prepared by a chef Is there flame involved
1:05:06
with the banana yes That
1:05:21
is half that's honestly most of the dry was
1:05:23
the original Yes,
1:05:26
you bring it up. It
1:05:28
was a little bit of alcohol and everyone gets
1:05:30
excited. Yes, sure Gordon
1:05:34
Caramelizes that who was that one Gordon? Flumb a
1:05:36
lot of our local youth hockey team. Oh Yes,
1:05:42
and they did famously have a dessert after
1:05:44
him yes, which was orange
1:05:58
Both I used soccer coach
1:06:01
before he went to the hockey. This
1:06:03
was what he did superstitiously before every game. You
1:06:05
would have to eat a fish. Because they were frozen
1:06:08
and they were playing nice. Yes, he ate
1:06:10
them frozen for the superstition. The
1:06:12
noise of it was disgusting. The
1:06:14
hockey superstition. There's something orange,
1:06:16
something fried, something iced. It
1:06:21
all died. All
1:06:24
right, so I would say allowing banana
1:06:26
to complete this, if you're still just
1:06:28
in the planning stages, let
1:06:30
him have his money. It's the sunk cost fallacy. Do
1:06:33
this mural yourself. Sunk cost fallacy. I
1:06:36
know this. Well, good for you,
1:06:38
Doug. Well, the sunk cost fallacy, and
1:06:40
correct me if I'm wrong, it's, well,
1:06:42
we've already spent money on this. We
1:06:45
might as well keep going. Are you saying sunk
1:06:47
cost? Yes, what did it sound like? It's sunk cost. I
1:06:50
just wasn't sure. The sunk cost. The sunk cost fallacy
1:06:52
is different. Oh my God. That's funny.
1:06:55
Oh my God. That's
1:06:58
famously when NASA was thinking, what if we
1:07:00
just bought the sunk? Yes. Then
1:07:03
we'd have control of it. We'd have control. And we wouldn't need to
1:07:05
go to the moon. Oh, and that was declassified. It was wild. What
1:07:08
a wild story. Those guys were embarrassing. You
1:07:10
were so embarrassing. I can't believe they almost
1:07:12
fell for the guy offering to sell the
1:07:14
sunk. What if we just bought it? We
1:07:16
wouldn't have to. He left town before they
1:07:18
could catch him. His
1:07:22
songs were so good, too. His songs were so good.
1:07:27
So what I do think we're saying is if we can sort of,
1:07:29
I mean, we could go on and you're right.
1:07:32
Ours should be a conversation. But I'm not sure
1:07:34
justice, you know, I'm not sure there's, that seems
1:07:36
black and white. You know, that guy is in
1:07:38
there. That's a conversation that should be quick. We
1:07:41
need him out of there. We need action. So
1:07:44
I don't think you want to muddy the message
1:07:47
with an acronym that means something totally
1:07:49
different that people do not know. People
1:07:51
misinterpret. I would
1:07:53
take any of the suggestions. I think Boycott Rounds
1:07:55
is a great one. And
1:07:57
again, I don't want to infringe upon your attention. integrity
1:08:00
what babe what's matter I'm
1:08:03
sorry for interrupting no you're not there
1:08:06
is a boycott Ralph's store that just
1:08:08
sells cots for boys that's true that's
1:08:10
true it was a it was a
1:08:13
very successful camping line that
1:08:15
the cost of the real winners and
1:08:18
and just selling these cots but they
1:08:20
had a hard time getting people in at first yeah they did
1:08:23
read those signs and it's a different Ralph and
1:08:26
you want your children in a cot that's the
1:08:28
right size for them absolutely do I'm not gonna
1:08:30
include everyone why does it have to be just
1:08:32
for boys right yeah okay well now
1:08:34
maybe I understand why that's not what you went
1:08:36
with first but I do think that having the
1:08:39
word sale that right there I think
1:08:41
the word sale has to go I think
1:08:43
you need a a literal representation of
1:08:45
your friend grapefruit I agree I mean
1:08:47
in this day and age why not have
1:08:49
make a video you know have a make
1:08:51
a video introducing who okay
1:08:53
but I'm thinking that is writing things I
1:08:57
understand that but I they haven't gotten
1:08:59
anywhere doing that you know and I'm
1:09:01
thinking maybe you need to I would
1:09:03
source other ways of getting the word out if we
1:09:05
want to keep using that phrase if
1:09:09
you if you involve people artists
1:09:11
to work in other mediums for
1:09:13
yeah exactly yes what types of
1:09:15
mediums um you know I'm trying
1:09:17
to think of the other artists that are out in the
1:09:19
collective and it's a lot of finger painting it's a lot
1:09:21
of them what
1:09:24
is it tie-dye okay yeah or I don't
1:09:26
know of any other artists in our community
1:09:28
that are quite as the rice oh I
1:09:30
think he meant like content creators maybe
1:09:32
you know online yeah you know anyone who
1:09:34
has a phone in their camera a
1:09:36
camera in their phone any phone I wish I really
1:09:40
you really shouldn't have said that cuz it's gonna just
1:09:42
been about in there if you know
1:09:44
anyone yes I mean you have a phone
1:09:46
right here on Instagram you're
1:09:53
on tiktok you're on these things or maybe not I have
1:09:55
a camera and I also allows me to dial people Well
1:10:01
then it sounds like you have what you need. My
1:10:05
camera allows me to screenshot
1:10:07
someone. That's good. That's good.
1:10:10
So maybe you can, and perhaps people, some street
1:10:12
artists maybe use it to screenshot their own art,
1:10:14
you know? So that's one way of getting the
1:10:16
word out. So I think... I like these ideas
1:10:19
and I feel that we're currently building community, which
1:10:21
was, you know, the point of my original post
1:10:23
was you don't want to spoon feed the entire
1:10:25
thing. I'm not going to write some four page.
1:10:28
Here's my address. Here's what the legal charges
1:10:30
are. Here's how we're trying to get him
1:10:33
out. You put a seed in someone's brain.
1:10:36
And that's seed sprouts. I don't know what kind
1:10:38
of font you're using, but I don't think that's
1:10:40
been four pages. Four pages. It
1:10:42
doesn't. And honestly, people even currently in the
1:10:44
world right now have gotten such fast results
1:10:46
with a simple hashtag and just about something
1:10:49
that needs to be done, something in a
1:10:51
justice that's happening. And boy oh
1:10:53
boy, millions of people are showing up for it. You
1:10:55
know what I mean? And they did it without the
1:10:57
word sale. They did it without the word sale. Sir
1:11:00
Burns, that's one example. I mean that wasn't... Not the one
1:11:02
I was thinking of. It's not
1:11:05
the one I was thinking of. I'm not just under
1:11:07
endorsement. It was just the first successful hashtag that I
1:11:09
thought of. Okay. I was thinking
1:11:11
of some other ones. But... And
1:11:13
that was of course to prevent
1:11:15
the steel mill from coming into town.
1:11:17
That's right. Yes. We
1:11:19
don't want it. We don't want it. We don't have
1:11:21
one. We just want it. So I would
1:11:23
just go back to the drawing board as it
1:11:26
were as an artist. And
1:11:28
maybe Steve Grapefruit is... Sorry.
1:11:31
No, I'm not going to jump on drawing board at all. I
1:11:33
just may need to sell some
1:11:35
more oranges. So I would put this out to
1:11:38
your audience if anybody wants to buy some more
1:11:40
oranges. Or we could just make it clear and
1:11:42
say you could just donate money. You don't even have to have an orange.
1:11:44
You know. Is that a deal breaker? Oh,
1:11:47
does it happen? Do they have to go to get an
1:11:49
orange physically? I
1:11:52
feel that it's a bit of a handout. If
1:11:54
somebody just hands me cash. But if I can
1:11:56
be contributing to the community by giving fruit and
1:11:58
you give me a thousand dollars... for Orin.
1:12:00
Sure, that's definitely not a handout. I'd
1:12:03
be happy to accept money. I understand
1:12:07
the symbolic nature of it and I
1:12:09
mean to respect that. So, okay. So, yeah,
1:12:11
let's just eliminate the word sale. Okay. Let's
1:12:14
talk to Grapefruit, see if he has any
1:12:16
ideas, see if he is open to making
1:12:18
a video, letting the world know who
1:12:20
he is, letting people in on it, anything
1:12:22
to just do with the touch of a button on a phone camera.
1:12:25
And how is he doing? Have you seen him
1:12:27
lately? Good question. I visited him a couple weeks
1:12:29
ago and we were honestly, we tried to catch
1:12:31
up and we were just giggling so much at
1:12:34
that hiccuping drunk next to him. Oh, because it was a
1:12:36
fun one. It was a fun one that was. Okay, it was
1:12:38
a fun one. Well, Beatrice,
1:12:42
we thank you so much for
1:12:44
being here and we do wish all the
1:12:46
best to your friend Grapefruit and your efforts
1:12:48
to free him. And we can say
1:12:51
with context, free Grapefruit. Hashtag free
1:12:53
Grapefruit. That's a good start right there. Although again, we want to
1:12:55
make sure
1:12:59
that it's a person. And so if you have the
1:13:01
hashtag free grapefruit, the person, there you
1:13:03
go. Hashtag free grape for the person. And listen, if
1:13:06
you, I urge
1:13:08
all of you out there, whether you're in
1:13:10
dignity falls, whether you live somewhere else, I
1:13:12
want you to on social media, contact
1:13:15
your local law enforcement. There you go.
1:13:17
And just, just a simple message hashtag
1:13:19
free grapefruit. That's right. Yeah. Wherever you
1:13:22
live. There you go. The police always
1:13:24
have an account somewhere just
1:13:26
to spam that account with hashtag free grapefruit.
1:13:29
I think that's, that's perfectly said. That's basically
1:13:31
the whole deal. You know, so I would
1:13:33
even say tell them hashtag free grapefruit. It's
1:13:36
a, it's a good deal. Well,
1:13:39
oh boy. We were so close. Yeah, we were
1:13:41
so close. Um, just
1:13:43
thank you so much for being here. Thank you
1:13:45
so much for having me stop the steel hashtag
1:13:47
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I hear Steven. I'm still in a
1:15:15
wilderness pungo 120. Sorry,
1:15:18
I got it because it's such a funny name. Wife
1:15:20
hates it. I actually don't even know what it is. I got
1:15:23
it because it's called a wilderness pungo 120. And
1:15:25
I have no idea what this thing does. Maybe it's
1:15:27
a kayak pungo 120, two sets of paddles, car roof
1:15:30
rack. None of this makes sense
1:15:32
to me and it really makes less sense to my wife because
1:15:34
she wants me to get rid of it. I was going to charge you
1:15:36
$400. Oh, that's my kid. Hang on, hang on, kid.
1:15:38
Hang on for a second. I'm all I got to do for
1:15:40
tomorrow. No, babe. I'm doing it. I'm getting
1:15:42
out of the house. Do it. Really
1:15:44
sell it. Really sell it to her. Come get
1:15:51
the pungo. Welcome back to The Neighborhood Listen and boy
1:15:53
oh boy. It's
1:15:55
hard when you know I genuinely liked him. He was
1:15:57
a likable guy. You know we got a good cause
1:16:01
gorgeous voice and
1:16:03
then it's just frustrating when you feel like you can't
1:16:05
get through to someone you know after
1:16:07
all that talking. Yes and I also
1:16:09
wonder what how
1:16:14
why has grapefruit been kept in that
1:16:16
stuff for such a long time. I mean obviously you should have
1:16:18
been... I don't even buy the $40,000.
1:16:21
Someone would have that should have
1:16:24
been solved a long time ago. Absolutely.
1:16:26
So it does think to... what's that?
1:16:28
Doug just
1:16:30
had an
1:16:33
idea? Just
1:16:36
had a great idea. What's up
1:16:38
Doug? I was
1:16:40
thinking everyone gets a golf cart.
1:16:42
A garage for the
1:16:44
golf cart. Everyone gets a golf cart
1:16:49
and a golf cart every garage. Okay
1:17:00
that's enough ideas for now
1:17:02
babe. Another idea. Alright third
1:17:04
time's a charm. Wow.
1:17:10
Oh boy. Doug give us your final
1:17:12
great idea. Thank god I'm a little
1:17:14
silly. Great idea. You're putting while driving
1:17:17
the golf cart for at least one
1:17:19
hole. Oh that sounds like something that
1:17:21
guy you went to drunk. By the
1:17:23
way I completely forgot about the manager
1:17:25
golf. Oh you were wondering where this
1:17:27
is coming from. Like in town. Oh.
1:17:31
Like Oprah. Like everyone's guaranteed a
1:17:33
golf cart. Well there should be
1:17:35
a right. Well there are a
1:17:37
lot of golf carts. There are
1:17:39
people who would agree with you. Golf
1:17:41
carts. That
1:17:44
is of course a cult devoted to golf. It's
1:17:47
what? A cult devoted to golf fields. Absolutely. I'm
1:17:50
having trouble talking now. Well those were
1:17:52
great ideas babe. Great ideas Doug. And
1:17:54
thank you for indicating them with the
1:17:56
idea found. I
1:18:00
do feel like the golf carts are going to cause
1:18:02
problems in the home. Yes, definitely. Well that's
1:18:05
why we get a garage for the golf cart. So you're
1:18:07
saying you need to add an extra garage on our house
1:18:09
for this mini golf course? For the
1:18:11
golf carts. Yes, I understand. But then
1:18:13
they'll drive the golf carts inside? Oh
1:18:15
my goodness. Yeah, like a golf,
1:18:17
like a round of golf. Do you have the space
1:18:20
for that? No, we don't have the space
1:18:22
for a second sizzler. Are you kidding? No, we don't
1:18:24
have the space for this. Okay, I don't
1:18:26
know how you... Pretty small golf carts. It's
1:18:29
a mini golf course. It's a mini golf course. I know,
1:18:31
but it's not. It's not mini, mini. What am I
1:18:33
saying wrong? Golf cart. It's a golf cart. What do
1:18:35
you mean? It's a small golf cart. All right, this
1:18:38
is so much silly. Golf
1:18:44
cart. Let's get to our last post.
1:18:46
How about it? Yes, how about
1:18:48
it? Because this one's a real quick one and it's a real
1:18:50
head scratcher. Ready? Go on, will you
1:18:52
scratch my head? This comes from Vera. No
1:18:55
punctuation except a period at the end. I'm
1:18:58
searching for a plumber. What is water hammer? What
1:19:01
is water hammer? Correct. What is water
1:19:03
hammer? Which almost sounds like one of Beatrice's
1:19:07
pieces of art. What is water hammer? What
1:19:10
is water hammer? What is water hammer? Am I right? But
1:19:13
what is water hammer? Did someone
1:19:15
tell her, oh man, that's
1:19:17
not going to work out. You're going to have to
1:19:19
get a water hammer in here. And is she thinking
1:19:21
that means she needs a plumber? And is plumber, is
1:19:25
water hammer a fun colloquial
1:19:28
phrase that people use for a
1:19:30
plumber, a water hammer? But
1:19:33
she's asking what is it? She is without any
1:19:35
punctuation but a period. Is it sort of a
1:19:37
Jeopardy style she's saying? This
1:19:40
tool was used, it just says, I'm searching
1:19:42
for a plumber. What is water hammer? There's
1:19:46
no punctuation and there's no question mark. Plumber,
1:19:49
what? I'm searching for
1:19:51
a plumber. What is water hammer? Now
1:19:53
that, first of all, speaking of gnarlin, sorry, that was a loud noise. I put
1:19:56
my phone down on the bench. On
1:19:58
the wicker. On the wicker. He's
1:20:01
he's he's on the wicker.
1:20:03
Oh, I see. I forgot. I forgot
1:20:05
already. Wow. It was only a week
1:20:07
ago, Burns. I know. What's happening
1:20:09
to my memory? Waterhammer.
1:20:12
Still haven't discovered what the movie was
1:20:14
that we promised three episodes ago. Sorry. Oh,
1:20:17
no. Sorry, everyone. Sorry, everyone.
1:20:19
But I wonder if Waterhammer. By the
1:20:21
way, I think Doug is just saying Waterhammer to himself
1:20:23
over and over and over again. What
1:20:25
is it? It's just reminding me of
1:20:27
something. It's like Rosebud. It's a reminder
1:20:30
of Waterburger? Waterburger, maybe. Waterburger? Waterburger. Okay.
1:20:32
It's a chain in Texas. It's like, no. It's
1:20:35
a waterburger. Is Waterhammer perhaps
1:20:37
a condition that you call
1:20:39
a plumber for? Like.
1:20:42
Did you say is Waterburger what you call a plumber
1:20:44
for? I hope not. No. Okay.
1:20:47
Then I heard it in my head. I didn't mean
1:20:49
to. And I hope that's not right. Okay, that's what
1:20:51
I wondered. Is Waterhammer? Like, oh, no, you have Waterhammer. You
1:20:53
have to call a plumber. That could also be it.
1:20:56
Yes. Yes. I've
1:20:58
been diagnosed with Waterhammer and I need a
1:21:00
plumber. A doctor is not useful
1:21:02
in this situation. No, no, it's Waterhammer. So no one's
1:21:04
heard of it. No one's heard of it here? No. No.
1:21:08
That's wild to me. No. Should
1:21:10
we look it up? But they're asking what it is. They're
1:21:12
definitely asking what it is. And we don't know. I'm
1:21:15
saying either someone told her she
1:21:17
has a case of Waterhammer or
1:21:19
she needs a Waterhammer. Yes. She
1:21:22
could also be saying, what is water? And
1:21:24
then sign off at hammer. No,
1:21:26
let me take that back. She
1:21:29
came out wrong. And me need to ask
1:21:31
MC Hammer. Yeah. Another
1:21:33
way of addressing MC Hammer in the vein of please
1:21:35
don't hurt him. Waterhammer. Please don't
1:21:37
hurt him. Hammer, please don't hurt
1:21:40
him. What is Waterhammer? Waterhammer. Hammer,
1:21:43
can God make a rock so big
1:21:45
even he can't lift it? I'm
1:21:48
putting in the phrase Waterhammer
1:21:51
and we're going to see what comes up. And
1:21:54
I hope it's not something dirty. Oh
1:21:57
no, like Lemon Party? Not looking
1:21:59
that up. So
1:22:01
water hammer, okay, see this is what I
1:22:03
thought, it's a tool. It is a tool.
1:22:05
It's when, oh, nope, it occurs when a
1:22:08
valve is closed quickly or pumped up down
1:22:10
and causes the water pressure to rise and
1:22:12
fall rapidly. It sounds like someone hammering on
1:22:14
a pipe. It can cause
1:22:17
damage. So it... Joan,
1:22:21
there's something about you looking over the
1:22:23
top of your sunglasses and saying emphatically
1:22:26
to me, it can cause damage. Oh,
1:22:29
I wish everyone could have seen that image
1:22:31
in their brain as I was seeing it.
1:22:36
Is it where now? I can't see you two, but
1:22:38
is it where the glasses are on the very tip
1:22:40
of her nose? The very tip, very tip.
1:22:42
Like an old woman in a
1:22:44
library helping the hero discover something
1:22:46
on a microbeech. It is like a little
1:22:48
kid pretending to be an old person. That's
1:22:51
exactly it. Oh, my
1:22:53
word. Well I was very surprised
1:22:55
it sounds serious. She does need a plumber. She
1:22:57
does need a plumber. So it is a
1:22:59
condition that happens. What's interesting though is if you
1:23:01
go to any sort of, well I'm thinking of
1:23:03
New York City of course, but any place where
1:23:06
you have radiators, it just sounds like
1:23:08
someone is banging a pipe and someone will just say,
1:23:10
ah, it's just a radiator, it's the heat. But
1:23:12
maybe every time it's a problem and it's water hammer,
1:23:14
I don't know. Science is such
1:23:17
a strange thing. In a way it is tennis elbow
1:23:19
of the plumber world. How
1:23:21
is air making this noise? I don't
1:23:24
understand it. It's so puzzling. But in
1:23:26
this case it's air pressure or it's water pressure is what
1:23:28
they are saying. Well the thing is they
1:23:30
don't actually have water hammer. They
1:23:32
need a plumber to answer the question, what is water
1:23:34
hammer? That's how it's worded to me.
1:23:38
Yes, but she is asking because someone clearly told
1:23:40
her you've got water hammer and now she knows
1:23:43
she needs a plumber. And she's tired. And
1:23:46
you know what? She also has
1:23:48
her glasses like this. She absolutely
1:23:50
has. Her name is Claire and she's
1:23:52
like, I've got to get a plumber. What
1:23:54
is water hammer? Does anyone know what water
1:23:56
hammer is? I don't have water
1:23:58
hammer. I don't. Sure, I can't afford
1:24:00
it. And my husband died five years ago.
1:24:03
I don't know what I'm going to do about this water am
1:24:07
or he doesn't leave me anything about water am or the will. I
1:24:12
wish people could have seen Claire's final take to camera,
1:24:16
but this isn't audio media. But
1:24:19
don't be Cain Claire. I did. Thank
1:24:21
you. But here's how it reads to me. I always try
1:24:23
to become the white plate. Here's how it reads to me. It's
1:24:26
somebody that is so tired of this noise
1:24:28
and they get online and they say, this
1:24:31
life can anybody recommend a plumber? What is
1:24:33
water hammer? Yes, there's
1:24:35
no time for punctuation. No time
1:24:37
put out. Yes, she just needs the information.
1:24:39
I heard water hammer and now I need
1:24:41
a plumber. Honestly life is so hard. This
1:24:44
just sucks. And this is the last thing I
1:24:46
need. And she's not the last thing I need.
1:24:49
Yeah, and what is water
1:24:51
hammer? That's exactly what she's
1:24:53
saying. And that's exactly what I think. Also water hammer
1:24:55
is a great last name for Claire. Claire
1:24:58
water hammer? Possibly.
1:25:00
I mean, then that opens up a whole new can
1:25:02
of worms. Water hammer sounds so poetic. And
1:25:04
then when you hear what it is, it
1:25:07
sounds dumb. Well, it also sounds
1:25:09
expensive like an expensive problem. Oh, if you're
1:25:11
calling a plumber, it's expensive. Full stop. Highway
1:25:15
robbery. So it's the sound. It's
1:25:18
a word for a sound. You know what? I
1:25:20
renamed her. It actually was a post by someone
1:25:22
named Vera. And of course, she's named Vera. I
1:25:24
named her Claire. And I forgot that actually
1:25:26
her name is Vera water hammer. Vera water hammer. I
1:25:28
got to remember that the next time I wanted to
1:25:30
do a night of characters. Absolutely. Yeah. Also
1:25:33
good name for fake review of
1:25:35
your show. If
1:25:37
you want to write a fake review saying I loved it.
1:25:39
Oh, right. I thought you were saying
1:25:41
that the headline would be water hammer.
1:25:45
Somehow would be a diss. Yes,
1:25:49
you're right. By Vera water hammer. Yes, if I
1:25:51
wanted to write myself a good, yeah, for
1:25:53
sure. Oh, yeah. Wonderful
1:25:55
dot dot dot show. Vera
1:25:58
water hammer. I
1:26:01
laughed dot dot dot. Anyone
1:26:03
else have the Fanta commercial
1:26:07
jingle in their heads? Water water hammer.
1:26:10
Oh you can almost get a
1:26:12
tooth comb going. I
1:26:14
think we've found we're stretching your vocal cords
1:26:16
a little bit. Very
1:26:18
exciting. He's on Vennice. Barbara
1:26:21
Ann. And Fanta. Oh
1:26:27
well Vera we wish you luck. We hope you
1:26:29
get your water hammer fix. Yes absolutely. And if
1:26:31
anyone else is suffering from water hammer we go. Consult
1:26:34
your doctor. Well
1:26:37
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