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1:33

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1:36

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1:42

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1:47

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1:53

once again to The Neighborhood Listen.

1:55

This is the podcast that explores

1:58

the neighborhood of Dignity Falls. And

2:00

we are your tour guides. Ooh, that's fun.

2:02

I like that. Tour

2:04

guides. Tour guides, yes. And we're wearing

2:06

little vests and we have little... Oh,

2:08

fun. Like, are we in the back of the tram? We're

2:12

in the front of the tram. Oh. We

2:14

have to know... Sometimes tour guides sit in the back of the

2:16

tram. Oh, I think that's... I don't like that. I know. Well,

2:19

there's a couple of things that, you know, I've been to where... That's the

2:21

person with all the bits and all the jokes, you know, who's like, when

2:23

you get out, watch your head. If you don't watch your head, watch your

2:25

language. You know, that's a classic. Oh. All

2:28

right. Bern doesn't like it. I love that joke.

2:30

That's a good one. That's like what they do

2:32

on the Jungle Boat Cruise in Disneyland. I

2:34

know you haven't been. The only place where irony

2:36

is allowed. The

2:39

Jungle Cruise. Yes.

2:42

And so, anyways, go on. It's like we're the

2:44

tour guides. I like this, but I'm picturing the

2:46

physical, like, tram of where we're, like, people are

2:49

driving around. Or, you know, they have these crazy

2:51

buses in New York City now where there are

2:53

only seats that face one way. It's almost like

2:55

theater stadium seating in a bus. It's very wild.

2:58

So, picturing. But these are tour buses. They're tour buses,

3:00

but there's just huge windows on only one side, and

3:02

everyone's just facing one way. I know. That's

3:04

the window part of the train. It's wild. It's crazy.

3:07

They're like floor-to-ceiling windows. They're facing the windows.

3:09

Just one way. They're facing the windows. Yes.

3:12

Just one. It's the way that they

3:14

are facing, not that it's one way. Only if it's just

3:16

you butts on one side of one street ever, because

3:18

they're all one way. But

3:20

unless you want to spend, I don't know how they do it.

3:24

There's also a section of city tour bus. You don't know how they do

3:26

what? How they get it all in? How

3:28

they plan whatever they're going to tour people through? Do

3:30

you know what I'm saying? There's so much to see

3:32

in New York. There's so much to

3:35

see! There is! I was just there, folks. The

3:37

M&M store. That's why I'm thinking about it. The

3:39

M&M store. What a lazy

3:41

thing to go do. Unbelievable. It makes me

3:43

mad when I see people at Applebee's in

3:46

New York City. Why is there a store for

3:48

M&M's? Because people are there. Because tourists

3:50

think, oh, I need to... Do you think there are

3:52

people standing around me, built the M&M store? I

3:54

need more of the same thing that I could get at

3:56

home, but because it's from New York... But I mean

3:58

to fill a store. I know. So

4:01

I guess you have your plushy M&Ms that

4:03

kids... I will tell you, it's

4:05

kids. Honestly, it's mostly kids. Because kids,

4:07

you know, just make something that's large and flashy

4:10

for kids. They're gonna go. They're gonna do it.

4:12

I remember the M&M stores around. We took one family

4:15

trip when the kids were little. July P, my daughter,

4:17

and the twins, Matt and... And Trichu.

4:19

And Trichu. And they love the

4:22

M&M store. Oh my god. Why?

4:25

They got lost in the M&M store for... Is it vapid? Is

4:27

it vapid? Wait, what? It's that big.

4:30

Oh, is it that big? I

4:32

know it, Baba. It is vapid. Oh,

4:34

in the New York elites. It is that big.

4:39

It's like three stories long. High.

4:43

Three stories long. And

4:45

it's like 50 knots

4:47

high. Yes, it is. Yes,

4:51

it is. And they have

4:53

these pits, these M&M pits. Where

4:56

it's like a ball pit, but it's just M&Ms. So

4:58

you could just swim through them. Just

5:01

open your mouth. We're just at the bottom of green

5:03

for an hour. What

5:07

they wanted to try to do is eat... Yes, they have

5:09

one for each color. And

5:13

it's back when green M&M was able to be sexy. I guess it's the whole thing

5:15

now. People get mad that something's up.

5:17

And I could care less about it. People who are...

5:19

The gender of an M&M. I don't know why people

5:22

get so upset. Yes. Anybody who is

5:24

obsessed on either side. Either way, I don't know why it's an issue. Correct. Yes.

5:27

And so they jumped in there. And they were going to try to

5:29

eat all... They were going to try to eat their way

5:31

out of the green M&M pit. And

5:34

did they...? No. No. We

5:36

just heard muffled screams. Because I can imagine

5:38

the waste of the M&M. And

5:43

you know what was so dark about it. We

5:45

couldn't tell. I'm sorry. I was in the middle

5:47

of a thought. What did you say? I

5:49

never quite see you like that. Oh, really? Yeah,

5:51

I feel like you're fired up today. You know what

5:53

it is? It's because I'm on a lot of allergy

5:56

meds. Remember the last episode.

5:58

We're still in sproon. In sproon. is

6:00

our allergy season that is only a

6:02

fifth season, specifically the Amy falls, sort

6:04

of spring and June. I got spru and

6:07

fever and so I think this allergy medicine makes me

6:09

get a little crazy. Right. Yeah, what

6:11

is it that you said that I didn't respond

6:13

to correctly? I don't remember. Okay, I

6:15

was just gonna say that it got so darkly started draining

6:17

the other M&M pits, you know, to see

6:19

which one was it. Noise must be. It

6:21

was awful. Definite. Also, why would they have a drain for those?

6:23

But they did. Well, for just such an occasion, I would admit.

6:26

So anyways, the point is they got, What's that? I

6:29

don't think anyone pees in the M&M pits. That's Doug,

6:31

our engineer. Yeah. You don't think that,

6:33

That's my husband. Come Joan. Now you're

6:35

a parent. You don't think, there's no way. Is

6:37

that a pool? If you, They're enclosed. It doesn't

6:39

matter. There's no pee in

6:41

our pool. Or in a diaper. I'm gonna say. They're children.

6:43

I understand it, but they have clothes on. They're little kids.

6:45

I know, but they don't care. There's something about them. They

6:47

get into some kind of pit of any sort. And

6:50

then it opens the urethra. Okay. I'm

6:52

not, I'm not sure that's exactly. I don't think that's

6:54

also why they discontinued the purple M&M, isn't it?

6:57

Why? It opens the urethra. Oh

6:59

my God. That's right.

7:01

It was causing problems. Yeah,

7:03

for adults, adults and children alike.

7:07

It was basically like what Tang is for you,

7:09

babe. Yeah. That's right.

7:11

Oh, that's true. Which everyone knows. It's a

7:13

diuretic for Doug. I'm imagining somebody

7:15

listening to this podcast for the first time.

7:18

Well, if we want to fill them in, Doug

7:20

went to adult space camp once. And it was

7:22

a problem. I haven't even said who we are yet. No.

7:25

Okay, then let's go back. Let's go back to you are.

7:28

I am Burt Mia Payday. I am

7:30

a pharmacist here in Dignity Falls. I

7:32

am the pharmacist in chief of the

7:34

Dignity Falls, Missy. That'll P-H-A-L-L-S-M-A-C-Y. That's

7:36

right. People are wondering. Yes. And my name is

7:38

Joan Pedestrian and I'm the local top realtor here

7:40

at Dignity Falls. And my husband is Doug and

7:42

he's recording and he records in a different room

7:44

every day. Now, as you might be able to

7:47

hear some birds behind us, I mean, again, that's

7:49

why I really. They're just behind us. We

7:53

were told they weren't gonna come any closer and they

7:55

would stay behind us. And then we turn around and

7:58

the birds also turn around as if they weren't looking at us.

8:00

And we just hope the birds don't turn on us. You know what I mean?

8:02

Like in the movie. Well, I'm just thinking of a tour guide joke.

8:05

I'm imagining we're still on that tour guide bus. You

8:08

have a real affinity for these tour guides. Why, is that

8:10

something you ever did? Well, it's something I think I aspired

8:12

to do. I just loved how quick on their feet

8:14

they were. Now,

8:16

were they quick on their feet or were they just saying the same

8:19

things over and over again for years? I went back a second time

8:21

and realized it was the same thing. Oh,

8:23

no, what at all. Crushing. Apparently, there was

8:25

a script. But we are outside

8:27

because Doug thought that'd be lovely, but then I had

8:29

to really jack up the allergy meds in order to

8:31

be out here. So I think maybe that's why I'm

8:34

a little bit keyed up. But what

8:36

room are you recording from today, babe? I'm

8:38

in the Velcro. Oh,

8:40

boy. You actually

8:42

went and did it. I did it. Instead

8:45

of just a Velcro wall. I mean, like it's a whole

8:47

room. Oh, the ceiling. Yeah, obviously.

8:50

Sure. All four. All four surfaces.

8:53

More than four. Are there more than four? How

8:55

many services in a cube? Let's

8:58

see. You have one. Two, three, four

9:00

sides. They have over the top

9:02

and under the feet. So that's right.

9:05

I should. Yeah. OK, that

9:07

feels right. Well,

9:10

are you in the suit right now? Are you

9:12

stuck or are you just freely moving? Yeah, I'm on

9:14

the ceiling. You're on the ceiling. Yeah,

9:16

the Velcro is really good. OK.

9:19

You're in some sort of... I

9:22

didn't realize it was going to take so much trial and

9:24

error of Velcro room. It seemed pretty straightforward. Put in Velcro,

9:26

put on a suit, you stick. So it's

9:29

entirely Velcro clothing that you're wearing?

9:32

I'm, yes, I'm draped in Velcro and...

9:34

Draped in it. Yeah, I had to...

9:36

I thought it was a Velcro robe.

9:39

He wanted a Velcro robe. Kind of

9:41

like your fall-to-day robe. Yeah, it's very

9:43

good. A Velcro. A Velcro.

9:46

But I originally came up with this idea

9:48

as a storage facility. So

9:51

the idea was wrapping all of

9:53

our items in Velcro and then you could just throw them

9:55

against the wall. And then you

9:57

get... I mean, you can, but is that good?

10:00

for storage. I

10:02

suggested putting them in tubs first

10:04

and then putting velcro on the tub. He's like, no,

10:07

no, you just wrap each individual thing with velcro, which

10:09

I thought was wild. And you can wrap a tub

10:11

in velcro. Yes, and he just wants to just

10:13

chuck it up there and it sticks on the ceiling. This

10:15

sounds labor intensive. It does sound like that

10:17

to me too. It is, but you get more space when you think

10:19

about it. I feel like you get less space. You

10:23

have to think about it long and hard. Are you

10:25

thinking about it? I am thinking about it and I

10:27

feel like you're getting less space because you're not putting

10:29

things in a sort of Tetris-y sort of way. No.

10:31

You're just hurling them around. Just willy-nilly. If

10:35

you turn Tetris upside down, it goes

10:37

up. All those pieces go up. Right,

10:39

but they still fit together in

10:42

a geometrical fashion as opposed to just, you

10:46

throw them all up there. You know what I

10:48

know? Hear me out. Oh, hear my dog. I

10:50

hear my please how that almost begins. Rolling thunder.

10:52

Hear me out. Normally

10:54

all the items go on the floor because

10:56

you're forced to do that. Yeah, well, forced

10:59

by gravity. You could buy shelves

11:01

like we bought for the garage, but I know that you

11:03

like it. Maybe no matter. But then the shelf only

11:06

attached to the walls. Sure.

11:08

If you're on

11:11

velcro, everything attaches

11:13

to everything. You get to use the entire

11:15

space, including the airspace. But no. No, wait

11:17

a minute. What do you mean including the

11:19

airspace? Because if I throw a tub up

11:22

on the ceiling, I can throw another thing up

11:24

on the tub. I can walk

11:26

up there and place things gingerly if

11:29

I want to. I am really having

11:31

a hard time. At

11:34

a certain point, it just sounds like a regular

11:36

room because if all the boxes are going to

11:38

get stacked and then full, what's the difference? Also, I

11:40

feel like the noise would drive me insane. Oh, yes. Anytime

11:44

you needed anything, you have to

11:47

struggle to wrench it off the wall. Oh,

11:51

that is terrible. Oh, God. I

11:53

really don't care for that. And

11:56

what are you removing and then putting

11:59

back? I was just me ripping

12:01

my feet, each feet, each

12:04

feet, each feet off. Right.

12:07

Yeah. Each feet off. Okay.

12:10

It is. It's something to get used to trying to walk.

12:12

For sure. Yeah, with strong velcro. What

12:14

is, what is a Zen attitude? It's something to get used to.

12:18

Yeah, there's real acceptance

12:20

in that. Yeah. Yeah.

12:23

Well, that's great, babe. What's, what's going on with you, Burn?

12:25

That's great, babe. I,

12:27

you know, I have to,

12:31

I have to wish, you know, an apology. Oh, no.

12:34

We do not have the answer

12:36

for our cliffhanger. Oh, that is

12:39

right. We call it a cliffhanger. This is

12:41

very embarrassing. Oh, dear. I

12:43

remember, you know what? You know what? You know

12:45

what's weird? I don't remember the movie. I remember

12:47

saying the word cliffhanger though. Now how does that work

12:49

out? We, I wish

12:51

the movie were cliffhanger because then you said. Now

12:53

wait a minute. That is one to talk about. We started, never

12:56

seen it. But I do want to talk about it. It's ridiculous.

12:58

But I do want to say to the listener, we

13:01

do apologize. We started this

13:03

fun segment where we. Can

13:06

we decide that it's fun yet? Well,

13:09

I think we thought it was fun. Yeah,

13:11

sure. So we. It

13:13

started with the secret list. That's correct.

13:16

We instituted a fun new segment

13:18

where we would wonder about

13:20

a movie that one of us had seen. Then

13:23

we would look up the information and then the

13:25

following episode we would

13:27

reveal the information we

13:30

were wondering about. Yeah, like the plot and who was in

13:32

it. Yes, yes, yes. And we did it

13:34

successfully, I think twice. Or what

13:36

is it? I think you know what would

13:38

be really fun is if one of us remembers within

13:40

this episode. And if you do remember it, you

13:42

just shout it out. Absolutely. I

13:45

don't know. Right now I feel 50-50. I'm

13:47

going to be positive. That's very positive. Because

13:50

my brain is overactive right now. Maybe

13:53

I can get into it. Maybe I can get it

13:55

out of me. Get into it. Get it

13:57

out of me. I'm sorry. It's.

14:00

sprain fever. And you know the other crazy

14:02

thing is that because you know other places

14:04

have different things for spring like you know

14:06

a June like a spring fling or like

14:08

a Maypole like you know Maypole like a

14:10

pole and we have the sprundoon

14:13

yeah which is just down in the

14:15

center of town yeah and it's just

14:17

everyone just brings their

14:19

just deposit their piles of clean...

14:26

they bring all their discarded Kleenexes from home.

14:29

Yeah that's right and they make a huge

14:32

dune of these balled

14:34

up mucus filled

14:37

tissues and

14:40

at first I remember at

14:42

first thinking this is a disgusting idea

14:45

and now it couldn't be more charming to me. It's

14:47

so charming. Yeah because when you see it all there

14:49

it's like a beautiful snow color snow covered. We should

14:51

have been sort of a

14:53

snowdrift sort of imagery

14:56

would have been made more sense than dune but

14:58

it doesn't rhyme. Oh that's right

15:00

it is yeah the rhyme is half of it you

15:02

know and then people come and they take their pictures

15:05

in front of the sprundoon. You can dive

15:07

into it. You do have to put

15:09

a protective gear. You have to put

15:11

on a full hazmat suit to jump

15:13

into it. So just before

15:16

everybody freaks out. You can't rock out

15:18

and get into the sprundoon. You may not. And

15:22

then at the end of the sprundoon they

15:24

shellac it. Yes they do they

15:27

do and and

15:29

they try to they try

15:32

to send it like on

15:34

a Goodwill tour around the

15:36

country and nobody wants it.

15:39

Absolutely no takers. It runs about one story

15:41

long you know and it's not it's not

15:43

easy to transport. Yeah that's four leeks high.

15:47

And and so you know it's just one of those

15:49

silly little things that we do here. But

15:51

I. Oh guys so the apology. Oh

15:53

yes the apology. We do not remember

15:55

what movie we have talked about. I

16:00

don't think we actually said it, but

16:02

we did forget. And

16:05

I really, I feel so terrible because I know there

16:07

have to be some people that were invested

16:10

in this. A couple? And we're really

16:12

looking forward to finding out the truth. And are

16:14

screaming it at us right now from the comfort

16:16

of their homes. And now here's the thing. We

16:19

say the title of the movie and then

16:21

we promise the details of it the following week. So

16:23

they may have already done their own research. And

16:26

if so, then could you? Well, from now on, because they

16:28

know we're not a worthy, dependable

16:31

unit. I feel like we let

16:33

the list go. They might be getting even more excited at this point.

16:35

Doug, I think that's a really optimistic case. There's going

16:37

to be an onslaught of information in the

16:40

coming weeks. Oh, so you're

16:42

saying for the penalty for forgetting is

16:45

that we have to provide even more

16:47

information than we normally would have. If

16:49

we wonder about another movie, then

16:51

we're just putting out a war in our... I don't want to do that.

16:53

I don't want to bring up another movie. I think

16:56

we have to make a promise to not wonder about any other

16:58

movie. No. Even though I want to

17:00

talk about... Of course, I don't have to wonder about Cliffhanger because I

17:02

saw it. Yes. But I don't want to wonder

17:04

about any more movies today. No, that's definitely true. Well, tell me

17:06

about Cliffhanger. Cliffhanger, as you know, starts Sylvester Stallone. What

17:10

did we all start talking at the same time? No, no, no. I

17:13

just wanted to provide you the information I already knew. Oh,

17:15

you did. Okay. That you could fill in

17:17

anything. Oh, got it. So you don't have to

17:19

waste your time. Okay, got it. Oh, it's not a waste of

17:21

my time, but go ahead. So remember Cliffhanger? No. I

17:24

know that it's about rock climbers. Okay.

17:26

I know that Sylvester Stallone is in it. Correct. I

17:29

know that the former Northern Exposure star Janine

17:32

Turner was... Oh, yes. That's

17:34

right. The only movie she was ever in. That might not

17:36

be true. Let's not wonder about it. I think she was

17:38

also in Dr. T and the Women. Well, we're not even

17:41

going to look into it. I am wondering. I am doing

17:43

it. I'm wondering. Stop it, Burnt.

17:45

Stop wondering. I apologize. I apologize. I

17:47

will cease wondering about Dr.

17:49

T and the Women. And somehow it's a thriller.

17:52

Yes. Is crime involved? I

17:56

think so. No, we're not going

17:58

to wonder about it. Well, no. So

18:00

it's okay. She was starting to wonder. It

18:02

was not. I was starting

18:04

to remember, Doug. Okay. You have seen the whole

18:06

thing because I do have a question about it,

18:09

but I'm taking a huge risk asking that question.

18:11

Oh yes, you definitely don't. Because of my provoke

18:13

a wonder? I didn't mean to misrepresent

18:16

a deep knowledge of cliffhanger. I simply saw

18:18

it once, a very long time ago. And

18:20

remember finding it very ridiculous and yes, it's

18:22

just nothing but what it sounds like nonstop

18:25

cliffhangers in terms of actual people hanging off

18:27

cliffs. And then I

18:29

do remember Stallone has a daughter and I remember

18:31

the daughter character being very annoying and

18:34

unhelpful. And there was also

18:37

either a dog, lungren or a like

18:39

tween or early 19. How helpful

18:41

could she be? Listen,

18:44

I'm not going after the

18:46

daughter. Okay. I'm going after the writing. You

18:48

were. I'm going after the writing. She's not annoying

18:50

and unhelpful. The character. How it was written. Okay.

18:52

So I'm going after that. Right. And

18:56

then there is a your

18:59

generic tall Scandinavian slash Russian,

19:01

someone blonde, someone big, maybe

19:04

was also in diehard. Maybe it's Dolph Longre. I

19:06

can't remember that part. I can't remember it. We don't

19:08

need to wonder about it. We know what we're talking about.

19:10

Aljair Gudnoff. Ooh. Now who? What was he in? I

19:13

think he was in diehard. He was, he

19:15

was the former Russian ballet dancer. Oh yes,

19:17

that's right. Turned actor. Amazing. Not

19:20

Mikhail Barishnikov. No, not Mikhail

19:22

Barishnikov, who also was a dancer turned actor.

19:25

Yes, but Alexander Gudnoff had long blonde hair.

19:27

Oh, I remember. Oh, do I ever?

19:29

Silk in. Hall of Pals? Silk

19:31

in blonde hair. Just listen to

19:33

him talk about his hair. Okay,

19:44

see, we made it through that without wondering. We did pretty

19:46

good. That was a minefield though. That

19:48

should go. Attempted to Google

19:50

a lot of things right now. Which

19:53

we will do during the break and then next

19:56

week we will provide you more information about the

19:58

movie Cliffhanger. Cliffhanger, Cliffhanger? Oh no. What

20:00

are we doing? It had to be done. What are

20:02

we doing? Obviously this was always going to happen. So we might

20:04

as well get it out of the way. This

20:06

is our cliffhanger. Cliffhanger. Alright.

20:09

How are we doing on time? I'm not doing

20:12

right now. I'm writing the word

20:14

cliffhanger in my phone. Smart. It's

20:16

like a memento type thing. You know? So I'm

20:18

like, why do I have cliffhanger right across my face? Write

20:20

it backwards so you can see it in the mirror. Alright.

20:27

I think that... No. I

20:29

think we still have a little bit of time to catch

20:31

up. We probably do. So you

20:33

asked what's going on with me. Everything is good. I

20:36

want to thank you for inviting myself

20:39

and Gabby over to dinner at the Sizzler. Oh

20:41

yes. We again, just to sort of

20:44

review for everybody, we have an operational,

20:46

what Doug likes to call Sizzler by

20:48

memory. You're French-like? Yeah. Oh

20:50

we did. Did he tell us that before? No. I

20:53

mentioned he wanted a franchise. I had said no. I

20:55

lost that fight. How could you lose

20:58

that fight? It

21:00

was one of those situations where he built it

21:02

and then asked for, you know, not asking for

21:04

permission but asking for forgiveness later. Yeah. I

21:07

didn't realize. So Doug, what are... But wait,

21:09

know what it is though. Just so that you know, it's not a

21:11

full one. It's the little like one, like the airport, you

21:13

know, it's like Sizzler on the go. Right.

21:16

It's like a Sizzler. Sizzler on

21:18

the go. So it's just two

21:20

dishes of two bowls of bubbly

21:22

buns. And you could just

21:24

go up. It's for people who

21:27

just want to run in and grab, you know, the salad and

21:29

the plastic. I just need a handful of

21:31

crew dogs. Quick flan. Yeah.

21:34

Quick flan? Quick flan. Quick

21:36

flan? What other use of flan? Because

21:41

I say flan. Can I wonder about

21:43

that? Oh flan. I'm just saying. I

21:45

pronounce it differently. I didn't know flan was something else and

21:47

I'm not trying to be a snob about it. Okay. I

21:49

was just looking for clarity. Oh, it sounds nice. See? It

21:53

sounds right. I'm just saying. It's not

21:55

Italian or French. It's

22:00

not French! It's Italian. Yes.

22:03

It's The

23:50

music, the dancing! The list

23:53

keeps going! The Italians are

23:55

known for many things. It was a wonderful place to grow

23:57

up. The ruins? Yes! The

23:59

ruins! little medium. They

24:04

have mid-size replicas

24:07

of the Italian ruins in

24:09

Rome, yes. So there's

24:11

a there's a coliseum that

24:13

you can walk you can walk around and you

24:15

can peer over the top. If you

24:18

want to feel like a cajun. We have a Trevi fountain but it's

24:20

so small it's just a drinking fountain. It's really sweet. And

24:22

people still put change in it. It

24:25

gets full so fast. Yeah. Sometimes

24:28

you can't get water because

24:31

the nozzle is covered. Just

24:34

dates and copper. That's what they say. That's

24:36

what they say. So you

24:38

must have had so you know how to the

24:40

correct pronunciation of here. Yes. By

24:43

the time you get down to Sicily they are

24:45

chopping words off at the end with reckless abandon.

24:48

It's Holon Island you know it's like you're even

24:50

you're actually just to the what the left of

24:52

the boot I think is where. And they're like what? So

24:56

that's how they're getting the

24:58

words. Feels like some liberties

25:00

are being taken but you know what? I'm not the one

25:02

who's from medium Italy. So what do I know? It's

25:05

like Capicola you know the lunch

25:07

meat. Gavagul. I feel

25:09

like this was all to be able to say it like that burnt. I

25:11

feel like you really wanted to do that. Well I mean

25:13

that was my nickname when I was growing up in medium

25:15

Italy. Gavagul? Gavagul.

25:21

Is this a good memory or a bad memory?

25:23

It's a good memory. Okay just making sure. They

25:26

would say look who's here Gavagul. The

25:29

children would say this. The children the adults.

25:32

Okay. The man selling ice

25:34

cream. They'd all say it. Were

25:38

you just singing Saturday in the park

25:40

burnt? What is that? Okay. I

25:45

should say he was selling gelato of course. Of course

25:47

he was yes but I mean how would you say it in the

25:49

south of the boot? Of course you would.

25:51

Of course meat too right? Oh tons of

25:54

horse meat. Oh delicious. Okay.

25:56

All right. What do you want to have

25:58

horse meat? I have not. I haven't burned

26:01

it. It's delicious. Really? Yes.

26:04

Okay. Again, this all just feels,

26:06

this feels like we're, I don't know, if this makes

26:08

sense. It's problematic? Mm-hmm.

26:10

Yes, it does. The

26:15

horses will be really mad about it. It's

26:17

not, okay. Hey, how much time

26:20

have we been talking, Doug? Twenty-four.

26:24

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30:41

back to The Neighborhood Listen, and

30:43

as always, we have a guest

30:45

with us. Here's what we do,

30:47

folks. If you're new to the show, we

30:49

scour the neighborhood app that is

30:52

the local networking application for neighborhoods,

30:54

and we look at our neighborhood here in Dignity

30:56

Falls. We search for interesting posts, and

30:59

we invite people on to discuss their posts in depth.

31:01

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31:03

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31:05

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31:09

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31:11

read it on the air. And

31:13

this one come to us, I think this one maybe

31:16

came to us from a listener.

31:18

Let me just double check. No

31:23

attribution. So we're going to say that we

31:25

found this one. It's hard to

31:27

remember sometimes. It is. We have a big folder.

31:30

As we made it clear, it's hard for us to

31:32

remember, well, anything. So it sure is.

31:36

But we do have, this is an interesting one, Joe. Oh, okay.

31:39

I mean, they all are, but

31:41

we have not had one like this before. Okay. This

31:43

comes to us from our neighbor, Zlots.

31:46

Okay. Z-L-O-T-Z. Great. This is

31:48

in the insert of section

31:50

and Zlots writes in the headline,

31:53

where to find a mime in

31:55

Dignity Falls area. Zlots goes on

31:57

to say, looking for

31:59

a mime. M

32:01

by the way, to follow my brother in a

32:03

gym for one hour. Do

32:06

mind stuff, pretend to lift the weights. Next

32:08

Monday, one hour, $200 plus travel expenses, 6.30 to 7.30 PM. There

32:18

we go. That's it. So

32:20

we now welcome Lotz to the show. Lotz,

32:23

hello. Hi. Welcome, Lotz.

32:26

Hi. This is so interesting.

32:28

I, of course, want to know, obviously,

32:31

I think we all do, why did

32:33

you want a mime to follow your,

32:36

was it, was it brother? Brother, yes.

32:38

My brother. And have you heard back

32:40

from any mimes yet? Although I don't know how you would.

32:42

Ha ha, get it? I don't understand.

32:44

Sorry, burnt. It was just me trying

32:46

some more tour guide humor. Lotz, why

32:48

would you want a mime to follow your brother around at

32:50

the gym? My

32:53

brother, Dean, God love him. He has

32:55

just been working out so much. He's

32:58

gotten too big. I'm

33:01

really trying to shame

33:03

him at the gym. Oh, you know,

33:05

I was hoping it wasn't this, but

33:07

it's shaming. Okay. Because he is too

33:09

yoked and swole. Yes, there's

33:11

no end in sight of

33:14

like his muscle. Like how big are we talking

33:16

about? How tall a person is your brother? He's

33:18

five four. Oh, okay. Not,

33:21

not huge. And he's getting

33:23

as, as strong as he

33:25

is tall. Wow. He's getting as strong

33:27

as he is tall. He's getting five four strong.

33:30

Yeah. And why does that bother you?

33:34

I just, he doesn't need

33:36

to be that strong. It feels like

33:38

there's no end in sight. At first

33:40

when he started working out, he was

33:43

a very weak man, his

33:45

whole life. Oh, I said, this is

33:47

nice. You know, I'm sorry. This is

33:49

a younger brother or an older brother.

33:51

This is younger. Yeah. Okay.

33:54

That's the one that was my guess. When he was weak, you thought this is nice. This

33:56

is nice. You like that status. Your

33:59

dynamics. where you were sort of, I'm

34:01

guessing that maybe, were you perhaps, you kind of beat

34:03

up on them a little bit when you were kids?

34:07

Yeah, what older sister doesn't? Exactly.

34:09

You know, kind of punch, kick,

34:11

ride their little brother around like a

34:14

whore. Oh, well, okay. That's a little,

34:16

I mean it is, it can get extreme, but

34:18

is it just the two of you? Yeah.

34:21

Okay. So, and what do you do for living? I'm

34:23

a personal trainer. Okay. Great.

34:27

Okay. I guess the

34:29

next question is, does your brother

34:31

Dean ever avail you

34:33

of your services as a personal trainer?

34:37

You know, he did start working

34:39

out with me at first. Okay.

34:41

And, you know, he said that

34:45

what I was doing was not helping

34:47

him. Okay. Most

34:50

of I was riding him around like a whore. Right. Yeah,

34:53

I wondered if that was, it seemed like such a recent thing the

34:55

way she said, I don't know why, but it turns

34:57

out I was right. That is happening still. Well, it's

34:59

a full body workout for him.

35:01

I guess it is. Yeah. So wait, is he,

35:03

so he works out at the gym you work

35:05

at, I'm imagining. Yeah. Okay.

35:09

And so we tried for a while for you to

35:11

train him, which is basically just riding him like a

35:13

horse. And then was this when the

35:15

problem started because he worked with a different trainer than yourself?

35:18

Yeah. Started out working out with Dean.

35:20

Okay. But we started working out with Dean. Yeah.

35:24

And he's just working out on his own. Or

35:26

there's another trainer named Dean. There's another trainer

35:28

named Dean. Oh boy, that's confusing. That is

35:31

confusing. Okay. So, and do you

35:33

have issues? Was this, do you have an issue

35:35

with Dean the trainer? Too good. Oh,

35:37

too good. Too good. You

35:41

know, I always wonder about stuff like that in a different

35:43

industry than my own, you know, like the fitness world and

35:46

it doesn't get competitive because it's nothing but competitive. The

35:48

gym itself is competitive, right? Sure. Exactly.

35:51

So what is it like? trainers, if you will. What

35:55

is it like? I mean, is there a hierarchy? Is

35:57

it sort of a real? Can I, before we get

35:59

into the Can I ask, do

36:01

you have other clients? Oh, good

36:03

question. Yeah. Thank you,

36:05

Joe. And does your workout regimen for

36:08

them also consist of riding around like

36:10

a horse? No. Okay.

36:12

Okay. All right. All

36:15

right. That's what I, I had a feeling.

36:17

It's very personally tailored to each person's

36:20

needs. Right, right, right. Okay.

36:23

So it's sort of a spoke service for them. How do

36:25

I understand? Well, to their needs or I suppose

36:27

just to the way you're used to treating them.

36:29

If we're talking about your brother. Yes.

36:31

Yeah. And when you weren't, were

36:33

you really invested in his fitness when you took

36:35

him on? Absolutely. Oh, you

36:38

did pause. You took a long pause. Really

36:41

long pause. You know,

36:44

his needs and my needs didn't really

36:46

align. And so I found

36:48

something in between, you know, he wanted

36:50

to get stronger. I wanted to keep him weak.

36:53

So, okay. Did

36:56

you, now did you, did you make

36:58

it known to him when he engaged you for your services

37:00

that you wanted to keep him weak? No.

37:03

Should I have told him that? Well, I think,

37:05

I think so. I do.

37:07

Here's, I mean, I'm just surprised that he's still,

37:09

you know, what, what doesn't make him choose a

37:11

different gym? Cause we have a couple of gyms

37:13

in Diggy Falls, you know, I mean, which gym

37:16

do you, which gym are you working at? The

37:18

crunch? Oh, you work at crunch? Oh,

37:20

the crunch. Okay. That is so,

37:22

it's exclusive. Yes. I'll tell you

37:24

what. I think it's one of such fancy things

37:26

you have to like, are

37:29

they still in the eye scan and the fingerprint scan to get

37:31

in? Yes. Yeah.

37:33

And they both have to work if your fingerprint

37:36

here doesn't work, but your eyes do. Yes, you

37:38

can. Yeah. It's like,

37:40

yeah, it looks like a, like a compound. Yes.

37:43

Whereas you, anybody is welcome at the

37:45

YMSA, the Young Men's, so Scientology Association.

37:49

And it's open to all. It's open to all.

37:51

It's open to all. You have to

37:53

be a Scientologist to join. One treadmill

37:55

and they only have, they have

37:57

only one, everyone, someone.

38:00

They somehow lost all their sets of weights, like they only have

38:02

one of each. Yes, that's right. It's very frustrating for

38:04

a lot of people. Yes, so if you see seven

38:06

cards in that parking lot, you know, oh, I

38:09

can't go today. That's correct. You

38:11

have to take a personality test. Yes.

38:14

That's the only thing. Yeah, instead of getting

38:16

an ID card, that's how

38:18

you get into the building, is

38:20

you grab the e-meters and you have a personality

38:22

test. Okay, so

38:25

you work at the crunch. That's a very big

38:27

deal. So I suppose

38:29

he can't go to another gym because that's also, isn't it

38:31

the cronch that you have to wait like seven years to

38:33

be let go if you want to leave the gym? You

38:36

have to wait for seven years. There's like a whole list of things you

38:38

have to do to be able to get out of it, right?

38:40

At the YMSA, you have to wait a billion years. But

38:44

I know that there's another bunch of crazy things

38:46

you have to do. If you want to leave

38:48

the cronch, they make it almost impossible, right? Yes,

38:50

you need notices from all your doctor. That's

38:53

right, yes. I had heard that, yes. Including

38:57

dentist, which I don't understand that

38:59

at all. Psychologist, right? Yes, to

39:01

say that you're no longer

39:04

mentally equipped to work out

39:06

at the cronch. You have to get a note from a PhD.

39:09

Yes, a published one. Yes,

39:11

can be in liberal arts, anything. Can't

39:16

be an honorary, has to be an actual earned,

39:18

yes. So I guess

39:20

it makes sense that Dean couldn't just leave. So now I

39:22

want to get on to the next bit, which is, what

39:24

does A, what does he do for a living, please? He

39:26

is a computer programmer. Okay. All

39:29

right. And does

39:31

he have anyone in his life? Is he just a single dude?

39:34

Yes, I think he wanted to get fit because

39:36

he wanted to get out there. I see, makes

39:39

sense. So now

39:41

when you say I want a mind to follow him

39:43

around, of all the things, how can I ask how

39:45

you landed on this? Because I'm sure you maybe sat

39:47

down and said, huh, I got to, nothing's

39:49

working. Riding him around like a horse. He's not deterred. He's

39:52

now going to train with this other guy, Dean, who I don't like.

39:54

I mean, I know I'm putting words in your mouth. This is just

39:56

sort of the scenario I'm getting. So now you sit down to figure

39:58

out. Maybe make

40:00

a list. I don't know if you made a list. But how did

40:02

you make a list? Did you make a list?

40:05

Yeah, I made a list. You did. Of all the

40:07

other ways to shame him. I've been going down a

40:09

couple of ways. Oh, you've been trying to be. Could

40:11

you go down a couple of it? Oh, so you've tried a few

40:13

things already. Yeah. Okay, what didn't work? What

40:15

didn't work? I've tried

40:17

filming him and shaming him

40:20

online. Oh,

40:23

dear. Okay. Yeah. So you post like

40:26

on a TikTok or something. He's like, look at

40:28

my brother. He is such an idiot at the

40:30

gym. This guy thinks he's doing good, but he's

40:32

bad. Yeah. Very few

40:34

views. Okay. Okay,

40:39

well, so that didn't work. I tried greasing up

40:41

his equipment. Oh, dear. Oh,

40:44

sure. Yeah. And what happened?

40:48

He just wiped them

40:50

down. Oh, he knew. He

40:52

knew. It's possible. But also, that's

40:54

something you do before work out. I suppose that's

40:56

who you're supposed to. They get very mad if

40:59

you know. Yeah, you're good. What

41:02

else? To shame him, I've tried just

41:04

classic pointing and laughing. Oh, yeah,

41:06

that is classic. That's usually

41:08

pretty effective. What made you think

41:10

of the mime? You

41:13

know, I think

41:16

he needs to

41:18

take a look at himself.

41:21

Right. But I've tried putting mirrors around him,

41:23

and he won't look in them. Oh. That's

41:27

rare for someone who is so dedicated to working out. I

41:29

know, and he has no idea how big he's gotten. So,

41:32

okay, a mime. First of all, have you

41:35

heard from anyone about who a mime? I've

41:38

gotten some emails. I've gotten some reels. More

41:40

than one. Some reels? Yeah. Oh,

41:43

yeah, because mime talk. It's a whole thing. It's

41:45

a whole thing. There is,

41:48

you know, and usually if anyone's into anything

41:51

on TikTok, they just say blank talk. Right.

41:54

So, people are into theater talk, but if you're a

41:56

mime, it's mime talk. I thought you meant T-A-L-K, and

41:58

I thought, well, I have to know what this is. No,

42:00

but that was, at least that

42:02

wasn't something that I said that

42:04

was quite as upsetting as before.

42:08

So, yeah, so what I'm talking about is

42:10

mime talk. And it's

42:12

just, you know, it's what you would think. It's

42:14

a lot of people sort of amateur mimes just

42:16

trying to show maybe what it

42:18

looks like brushing their teeth, miming or, you

42:21

know, fixing a car or driving a car. And

42:24

so I assume you're getting sort of

42:26

reels like that. Is that right? Yes,

42:28

not theatrical acting reels. No, talk reels. Yes,

42:30

pick talk reels. Right, right. Any good

42:32

mimes out there? You

42:36

know, they're all very amateurish, but

42:38

I think that could be to

42:40

my benefit for Dean to see

42:42

kind of how cartoonishly

42:44

bad he looks

42:46

at the gym working out with the

42:49

geek. The less skilled the mime, the better.

42:51

Is what I'm realizing. Right.

42:54

Okay, so then you want somebody to just badly mime.

42:56

Did you say lowercase mime? Yes,

42:59

well, in the ad,

43:01

it's capitalized, I believe. Oh, thank

43:04

you, Doug. I really thought, I don't

43:07

know what I thought. I

43:09

came in suddenly. Yeah, you did capitalize the

43:12

word mime. You want

43:14

to sort of have

43:16

him poorly mime working out is

43:19

what you're saying. Yes, to mock my

43:21

brother. Right, so to follow what he is doing

43:23

as if to say this is you. Yes.

43:26

Capital M on the mime

43:29

is just out of respect

43:31

to the profession. Sure, absolutely. Okay,

43:34

well, here's the thing. I

43:37

don't know, mimes are usually just like entertainment. I

43:40

suppose they, I've never thought of a mime

43:42

being used to mock someone, but I guess

43:44

especially if they're bad, then you're hoping if

43:46

you won't look in a real mirror, will

43:49

he see this human

43:51

mirror that is apparently mirroring how dumb

43:53

it is that he's doing? Is that

43:55

sort of the idea? Just imagine what's

43:57

something that you do self-consciously in an

43:59

activity. that you're self-conscious about. Oh gosh

44:01

sometimes just hearing my own voice talk

44:04

on this podcast honestly. That would be

44:06

hard for a mime to copy

44:08

but... I mean

44:11

that's true I didn't realize

44:13

how about I get very self-conscious sometimes

44:15

if it's a big client it's an

44:17

open house. Okay so I'm putting out

44:19

cookies I'm putting out candles I'm making

44:21

stacks of paper that kind of thing

44:23

and I'm worried about what my outfit

44:26

looks like. Imagine a mime comes dressed

44:28

exactly the same as you and feeling

44:30

darts going through the motions of

44:32

what you're doing and you

44:34

have to take a good hard look at what

44:37

I'm... but a bad version of what I'm

44:39

doing. Yeah a bad version but you go

44:41

is that me? Oh god. Is that how

44:43

I've been doing? That's my every day I

44:45

worry I feel like every woman has a

44:48

mime that's already doing that in their head.

44:51

But now Dean the

44:53

brother since he never looks at

44:55

himself in the mirror will he

44:58

recognize the mimes behavior as what

45:00

he is doing? That's what I guess the

45:02

big question is. Well I want

45:04

this mime to get close okay. What

45:06

is that how what are we talking? Just up

45:08

in a space just you know

45:10

doing the exact same thing that

45:12

he's doing maybe half a foot

45:15

away. Okay okay so

45:17

essentially functioning as the mirror.

45:19

Yes you're right that's what I was saying is that you

45:21

know you will look at a mirror this is a human

45:24

mirror hearing what he's doing. Yes and he can't look

45:26

away. Well I find

45:28

myself I often can't look away from a mime. There

45:31

was a mime school we had a mime school

45:33

really really really was just it was strange because

45:35

it was building building building then nothing because of

45:38

course the whole entire school was supposed to be

45:40

mimes. So you would just see about six people. Yeah

45:42

you'd see a woman in a chair right and then

45:45

six people in what was the room I guess her

45:47

name was Madam Silence and you just see six people

45:49

just you know eating corn on

45:51

the cob and writing on a typewriter but that you

45:53

could just see them because there was no building you

45:56

know they would have to mime a door and

45:58

Madam Silence wouldn't even acknowledge. if you didn't

46:00

mime the door correctly. Yes. I did get an

46:03

email from her. You did! Yeah. I didn't

46:05

even know she was still around. Just a link

46:07

to a reel. A link

46:09

to a reel. And was it her or

46:11

was it just a bunch of people from the mime school? It

46:14

was her. Wow! Wow! That's kind

46:16

of... Wow! You don't hear about

46:18

many female mimes, honestly. No. What

46:21

was she like? It

46:24

was, you know, she was miming a building. So

46:27

it was her standing. Oh, okay. Well, it

46:29

was incredible. I suppose that's all

46:31

you have to do. If you're standing in a

46:33

building, you aren't moving. So maybe... I'm

46:35

wondering if this is a racket, you know? I guess anyone could be

46:38

a mime. And you know it's a fine line between

46:40

miming standing out in a field and miming

46:42

standing in a building. Right. It

46:44

really is. It looks the same. But you know it when

46:47

you see it. I know. It was

46:49

evocative. If a mime is good enough. It was

46:51

evocative. I could tell. It could be a mime

46:53

meme. Yeah. Okay. So

46:55

you're not going to use her or are you considering

46:58

using her? You know, she is 96 years old. Oh,

47:01

wow. So I don't know if this... You know

47:04

she was that old. I don't know if this

47:06

is the job for her. I wouldn't want this

47:08

to be her last job. It seems like mostly

47:10

she mimes structures now. Okay,

47:12

sure. Right. Because that would be

47:14

easy. So miming lifting weights might be beyond her. Probably not

47:17

quicker. Probably not quicker. Yeah. Does

47:19

he have friends? Does he have... Like, sort of...

47:21

What's his sort of vibe? Does he talk to anyone at the

47:24

gym? Not

47:26

if I can get in the way. Oh, wow. It

47:28

really sounds like you've got it in for this kid.

47:30

Yeah, you really have a problem with Dean. And

47:34

tell me, are you unhappy in your own life? Is

47:38

that what's leading you to be so

47:40

obsessed with shaming your brother? Yeah. You

47:43

know, it's just... It's hard to

47:45

be a personal trainer at the

47:47

crunch. Yeah. I'm sure. Say

47:50

more about that. Why? It's

47:52

very competitive. Sure. And

47:55

as a personal trainer, your job is to always

47:57

just walk the floor and to sell your services.

48:00

and at any time your clients

48:02

can get stolen. And that's also

48:04

what Dean did to my Dean,

48:06

Dean the trainer. So what,

48:08

how does that work? He's just walking around. So it

48:11

sounds like there's a lot of walking around going on.

48:13

How many clients do you have at

48:15

any given time? Three to four. Okay,

48:18

I would have expected more. I don't know about you, Burns,

48:20

but I would have thought maybe the roster would be a

48:22

little bigger. Um, I guess

48:24

I don't, I mean, I've never been inside the

48:26

crotch. So I don't know. I mean, many people

48:28

haven't. Are you interested? I'm fine. I'm

48:31

fine. Thank you. Uh

48:33

oh. I can get your fingerprint and eye scan.

48:35

That's okay. That's all right. Okay. Yeah.

48:38

I'm on the waiting list at the YNSA to use the rowing

48:40

machine. So three, but

48:42

three to four sounds like a lot of people that

48:45

you have to, that actually sounds like a lot of

48:47

people to me. Oh, okay. You have to be. Well,

48:49

you think if you were going to gym from 10 to five,

48:51

a training session is usually about 45 minutes to an hour. You

48:53

think you'd have a lot of room for more than three to

48:55

four people. Why advise my clients come see me every day? Oh,

48:58

wow. That's intense. You did

49:00

mention earlier that Dean, the trainer you thought

49:02

was you don't like him because he's too

49:05

good. Yeah. So what

49:07

does that mean? Do you see him as, as a,

49:09

he's a better trainer than you are? I

49:12

wouldn't say so. Oh, he hit a nerve.

49:16

Morally. I

49:19

just would say he's better at getting

49:21

my clients. Okay. Is

49:23

it, do you, is it more than one client that

49:26

he has stolen to use your term

49:28

from you? He has stolen

49:30

30 to 60 of my clients. Oh

49:33

my gosh. Wow. He did use

49:35

to have a larger roster of clients. Now she's down to

49:37

three or four out of 60. I'm

49:39

just angry about it on her behalf. Um,

49:42

now, well, that was, that was over, over

49:44

time. What? Why

49:47

would you be angry on her behalf? I'm sorry. What?

49:50

She doesn't seem like a nice person. Well, I mean, you know, I

49:52

guess it's just the number was surprising to me, but now that she's

49:55

explained that it's over a period of time that how long have you

49:57

worked at the age? Oh, You

50:00

wrote her brother or no? No, listen, it's

50:02

problematic to be sure. But let me just get to

50:04

the ballroom. Okay, John, you're so good

50:06

at client math. That's

50:08

Doug, our engineer. Where

50:11

are you today? Oh, he's in the Velcro room. Okay,

50:14

so hang on a second. How

50:16

long have you worked at the cross? That would be good for

50:18

a gym. Velcro? It

50:21

would be, I guess. I mean, fitness-wise, I'm not sure

50:23

what the fitness part of that is, babe. Is

50:26

that something you could work with in all Velcro

50:28

room? Well, Doug, are

50:30

you having a hard time getting off of

50:32

the walls and ceiling when

50:34

you're Velcroed to it? A

50:36

little bit, but that's resistance, right? How

50:40

long are you flailing? And then you could also... You

50:43

could do sort of a pull-off... I guess that burns calories.

50:46

...or one of those crunches from the

50:48

ceiling. You could do crunches from the ceiling. I'd say

50:50

it'd be more difficult on your back when you'd have

50:53

to peel your back off and do a crunch each

50:55

time. That would be hard. Yeah,

50:59

I could work with that. Are you looking for

51:01

a personal trainer? Yeah,

51:03

I think... Do you think you are?

51:06

I think it sounds like a good idea. Can

51:08

we talk about this later? I don't want to

51:10

get into a membership there. To

51:12

be honest, it terrifies me, obviously. The crunch scares

51:14

me a little bit. The bands that go around

51:16

your hips and jiggle your own... You mean like

51:18

in the 1950s, that Housewives would do? Yeah,

51:22

those look great. Do you have any of those boxes

51:24

that just your head sticks out of the top of?

51:27

It has the dial that goes up to danger. I

51:30

think they're being silly now. We've got all the equipment

51:32

that's ever been in gyms at the crunch. How

51:36

long have you worked at the crunch? Okay,

51:38

how long have you worked at the crunch? 15

51:41

years. Okay, so over a period of

51:43

time... What happened? Was that

51:46

you, babe? I put my keys on. What's going on?

51:50

Oh, the keys fell on the wicker. Well, that's what

51:52

that sound makes, everybody. The keys fell on the wicker.

51:54

Honestly, I could not have been more surprised. Keys,

51:56

keys, keys. Keys on

51:58

the wicker. Okay,

52:01

so the few songs Burton can sing. Okay,

52:03

so I want to know what

52:05

it looks like when Dean is walking around and he

52:08

takes a client from you. What happens? Does

52:12

it happen like in the moment like that or does he like take him

52:14

out to dinner and wine and

52:16

dine him? We'll be in the middle of a

52:18

training session and he goes, is this

52:21

really working out for you? That

52:23

is so rude. Yeah. In

52:25

the middle. Yeah. And so I

52:28

have to get off the back of my client. Oh,

52:30

okay. So you do write other people around

52:32

like a horse. Not like a horse. Oh.

52:35

Like a pony. Like a dog. Like

52:37

a bison. It's still a bison.

52:39

I mean, I kind of want to know

52:42

what the differences are, but in the end

52:44

there is no difference. You're writing another human,

52:46

probably against their will, I'm guessing, and

52:49

they can't be happy about it. Against

52:51

their will, they pay me to work

52:53

out seven days a week. How

52:56

do you reveal to them that this is going to be

52:58

the training? Is that

53:00

it? Is there anything else you do with them? Crunches.

53:04

Okay. What do the crunches

53:06

look like? Standard run

53:08

of the mill. Okay. But

53:11

for you, what does that mean? Are they lying on

53:13

their back and you're sort of like holding their feet

53:15

and they just sit up and touch like they're able

53:17

to their knees? Is that how you do a crunch?

53:21

Yes. Okay. Great. I

53:25

knew it. For when they get up and

53:27

I ride them around on all fours. I

53:29

knew it. It's got bridles on these people.

53:31

Yeah, I didn't see the harness coming. This is...

53:35

So, you'll be riding your client and then Dean will sidle

53:37

up and say, is this really working out for you? And

53:40

is the answer always no? Well,

53:43

except for my four clients right now that are stuck

53:45

by me. They're very loyal and they go, this is

53:47

really working out for me. I mean, listen, if it

53:49

is working out for them, for these four people, more

53:51

power to you. I mean, if that's how you like

53:54

to get your work out. Clearly they're finishes. Well,

53:56

sure, which is also fine. Great. You're

53:58

allowed to be, but it's not. Well maybe you're... I would

54:00

say that's not what the gym is for. Okay, are you seeing results?

54:02

Let me ask this. Do you

54:05

see results in these clients from the

54:07

horseback riding? Absolutely. I mean,

54:09

think about it. You get

54:11

a 150-pound woman on your back, you're

54:13

on your hands and knees, you need

54:16

to tighten up your core, and you

54:18

need to trot around the

54:20

room. Does that not feel

54:22

like a full body workout to you? I

54:25

mean, it does, but I just wanted to know

54:27

what people have said. Like if someone were going

54:29

to give a testimony, would they say, I lost

54:31

10 pounds, or I find I have some... What

54:34

I worried they would say is, you know, I can't walk

54:36

anymore, my knees are bad. Yes, my knees,

54:38

my palms. Do you give them knee pads

54:40

for this? If they want.

54:42

Okay. Well I sure hope that... I

54:45

would think it would just be a given, because it doesn't

54:47

seem safe. And do you offer the knee pads up

54:49

top, or do you have to make them... Did they

54:51

have to ask for it? They

54:54

have to ask. Okay. But then I

54:56

let them, and then you

54:58

know, some people do it without their knees

55:00

touching the ground, kind of like a bear

55:02

crawl. Oh dear. It's very

55:04

strengthening. I would imagine, for

55:06

sure. I will say that

55:09

Slots does have a way of saying things

55:13

in a sort of persuasive manner, when you know,

55:15

I think something is extreme, and then they'll come

55:17

back and say, well it works. And I kind

55:19

of think, okay, I'm a little sold. I'm

55:22

a little worried about you. Are you interested? I'm

55:24

not. It's a great package. First seven sessions for...

55:27

What I'm saying is... Seven! Wow!

55:30

Seven! Oh my goodness! How much time...

55:33

How much time... So,

55:35

the breakdown of time for an hour. Yeah.

55:38

How much time is devoted to crunches? How much time is

55:40

devoted to riding the person around? Because it sounds like that's

55:42

all there is, is those two things. We

55:45

start with the crunches. Okay. That's

55:47

the warm-up. That's the warm-up. Okay. Wow.

55:50

Okay. Five minutes. Five

55:53

minutes of crunches. That's the time I ride you around the gym. 55

55:55

minutes of riding. 55 minutes of

55:57

being ridden around. That's

56:00

extreme. When you're riding them around, do

56:02

you say things? Do you, is this

56:04

like an immersive experience? Do

56:07

you tell them which animal they are? Yes,

56:10

I say giddy up and I

56:13

tell them what parts of the

56:15

body were working. I count down

56:17

the minutes. I go, 54 minutes

56:19

left. 53

56:22

minutes. 53

56:25

minutes. To be

56:27

honest, now I'm amazed any human can actually

56:29

keep that up for 54 minutes. Yeah,

56:31

that's wild. And you're saying that they can do that? All

56:34

four clients do that. For 55 minutes, they're able to

56:36

do that. An actual horse race is much

56:38

shorter. They take water

56:41

breaks and I get off. Oh, you

56:43

do? Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't want

56:45

my clients collapsing on me. No, you

56:47

don't. Okay. This may

56:50

be a foolish question, but the

56:52

water breaks. I didn't want

56:54

to go there because I just wanted to feel happy. I

56:56

have to know. Okay. How are

56:58

they, what is the receptacle for water that

57:00

you use? A

57:03

trough. Okay. I thought it would

57:05

be a trough. Oh boy, I can't believe you had that. This

57:08

is what I mean. Her tone is just so like

57:10

I feel stupid for asking that. I'm not saying that I'm

57:12

actually, it's actually working on me, but it might be

57:14

working on these four people. You know, they're sort of a

57:16

real... I'm very concerned. I'm just saying, I'm

57:18

not falling for it. I'm

57:21

a studier of the human... Well,

57:23

of course it goes, I'm going to add being an actor. So the

57:25

way that people say things and how they're

57:27

persuasive, right? She's very persuasive. I

57:30

don't think so. So

57:33

let me ask you, what is

57:35

the history behind this animosity that

57:37

you have with Dean? Because

57:39

clearly it goes back to when you were kids. Did

57:43

he just get everything better more than you did? You

57:45

feel like he was favored and spoiled and whatnot, that

57:47

kind of thing? Yeah, you

57:49

know. It's a small

57:52

town and Dignity Falls. So obviously

57:54

we matriculated through the

57:56

same schools and I just feel

57:58

like he's a... always been

58:01

taking from me. Oh how so

58:03

can you can you give an example? Yeah

58:10

great. In middle school I was

58:12

riding around one of my friends. Like

58:16

a horse. You do as you do. And Dean

58:21

came over and he said is this

58:23

working out for you Barbara? Oh Dean the

58:25

trainer. I

58:28

didn't let it clarify. Remember Dean Zlots is my brother

58:30

and then Dean Richard is my Otrainer.

58:37

I saw your first name. I did

58:39

not realize that. Can we ask your

58:41

first name? Lisa. Oh goodness we've been

58:44

calling her Zlots. Sorry about that. That's

58:46

okay I go by Zlots. Oh okay. I post

58:48

it as Zlots. Zlots. Yeah. Zlots.

58:50

I got a goal but

58:53

Zlots. Yeah boom. Yeah because there's

58:55

a silly way to say that. Okay

59:01

so even back then Dean was

59:03

coming and taking away friends of yours

59:05

basically. Yeah. But this is trainer

59:07

Dean not your brother Dean right? Yes

59:10

this is trainer Dean. Okay sorry were

59:12

you asking about Dean my brother? I was asking about Dean

59:14

your brother. Again it is confusing. It is confusing.

59:16

Because was there some childhood animosity? I mean

59:19

obviously if you're the first born a lot

59:21

of times there can be resentment when the

59:23

baby comes along because now the baby is

59:25

the new shiny thing. That's right. I

59:27

feel like Dean was always so sweet.

59:30

I actually might Dean my brother. Dean

59:32

the trainer I've always had beef with.

59:34

Dean my brother was always so sweet.

59:36

He would do whatever I asked him

59:38

to and he was

59:40

just so small and weak I could

59:43

just throw

59:45

him over my back. That's

59:47

right because she got he got she liked that he

59:49

was small and weak for so long that just has

59:51

been working for her her whole life then all of

59:53

a sudden it's changing and you can't and

59:56

you can't would you say

59:58

throw him over your throw? over my shoulder

1:00:01

like a knapsack. Like a knapsack. Okay. And

1:00:03

so when did he start becoming

1:00:05

a little stronger and less weak?

1:00:08

In the last six months. So up to

1:00:10

that point would you say you had a

1:00:13

good relationship with your brother? And were you still

1:00:15

throwing him over your shoulder? And riding around like a horse?

1:00:18

Absolutely. Sometimes you just want to take

1:00:20

your little brother when he's being annoying

1:00:22

and grab him by

1:00:24

the shoulders and throw him over your back like

1:00:26

a little knapsack. Sounds like that's the extent of

1:00:28

their relationship. I'm not even sure they ever spoke

1:00:30

to each other. I think this is all it

1:00:32

was. Was her just tossing him over her shoulder.

1:00:34

Yeah. When was he being annoying? What would he

1:00:36

be doing that annoyed you so much you had

1:00:38

to throw him over your shoulder like a knapsack?

1:00:43

Eating loudly? Eating loudly. Okay. He

1:00:46

can't catch a break. And that's

1:00:49

it? Or is there more? Drinking

1:00:52

loudly? Were

1:00:54

there times when you got along? Oh

1:00:57

that's a good question. Thank you. Yeah,

1:00:59

her whole life. Something with my little knapsack.

1:01:01

Right. I mean, but I mean listen I

1:01:03

don't I don't understand that dynamic but I

1:01:05

know that every sibling relationship is different. So

1:01:07

maybe that was their love language. I don't

1:01:09

know. I really don't know. Well

1:01:12

it does sound to me like Dean did not

1:01:14

enjoy any of this. It does

1:01:16

sound like that. He wasn't complaining. Right, but that

1:01:18

doesn't mean that he's okay with it. As I

1:01:20

think that we've learned a lot of kids were

1:01:22

just silent and just sort of took the

1:01:24

they were living in fear. Yeah, right.

1:01:27

Huh? This is the first time you're

1:01:29

thinking of this. It looks like

1:01:31

we've really thumped her. This is a

1:01:33

brand new moment. This is an epiphany.

1:01:35

You think he didn't like being my

1:01:37

little knapsack for four

1:01:39

hours at a time? When you

1:01:42

say yeah that's a free ride

1:01:44

over someone's shoulder. When you

1:01:46

say being your little knapsack, I hate

1:01:49

to ask this, was

1:01:51

there more to it than just him being over your shoulder?

1:01:54

Yeah, I put stuff in his mouth and

1:01:56

he'd have to hold on to it for me. Oh,

1:01:58

good heavens! Oh right, because he's a knapsack. He's a

1:02:00

human now. This is like torture.

1:02:02

That's really sound it sounds rough

1:02:05

I thought he liked it But

1:02:10

you did this when he was being annoying Which

1:02:14

just sounds like existing, you know,

1:02:16

just just eating drinking drinking. Well, yeah

1:02:18

is breathing loudly on that list Absolutely,

1:02:21

or why does it have to be

1:02:23

so loud? So

1:02:26

so you sort of did not

1:02:28

like him you would bully him

1:02:30

physically in various ways and He

1:02:35

never complained no

1:02:38

his mouth is full of textbooks Well,

1:02:42

I can't even picture that But

1:02:44

I do think that this is something to

1:02:46

think about I do think that I'm

1:02:50

assuming you've never asked this question before but I would

1:02:52

almost go to your brother and say hey Dean

1:02:54

did it bother you when I would throw you up over

1:02:57

my shoulder for four hours at a time and shove text

1:02:59

textbooks in your mouth Have

1:03:01

you ever asked me that question just worded like that? No,

1:03:04

I've never Should I

1:03:06

stop doing that? Yes I'm

1:03:09

gonna say yes. I'll go with burnt and say yes, and

1:03:11

I would also I mean gosh You

1:03:14

could go so far as to apologize for doing it for

1:03:16

so long his whole life Well, I think

1:03:18

that would be nice. Yeah. Yeah,

1:03:20

I think that might be good And then I think

1:03:22

you might find that he might

1:03:24

appreciate that it might even improve your relationship

1:03:26

a little bit It might help you see

1:03:28

him in a different way See

1:03:31

him as a flesh and blood human who's

1:03:33

your family? Instead of an

1:03:35

object who's just a receptacle for things that

1:03:37

came and took all the attention from oh

1:03:41

You were right about that burnt you right And

1:03:44

you but you know what that wasn't his fault right, you know,

1:03:46

he didn't he was just a baby he didn't know that I

1:03:48

mean I Have

1:03:50

three children, you know and my daughter came first

1:03:52

and when the twins came there were two babies

1:03:54

I mean just imagine how she felt about them.

1:03:56

What did she do to them? I

1:03:58

mean she she definitely pretended

1:04:01

as if they didn't exist for a very long

1:04:03

time. Just absolutely wouldn't acknowledge

1:04:06

them, yeah. But you know, I

1:04:08

put an end to that because I said, listen, they're not

1:04:10

going anywhere. And also, I'm leaving right

1:04:12

now to go to work. You have to watch

1:04:14

them. And

1:04:17

then I paid her a great sum of

1:04:19

money. And that helped. That

1:04:21

is what did it. Well, she's looking for a personal

1:04:24

trainer. Oh, do she? She's in her early 20s.

1:04:27

She's not really looking for that, I don't think. But

1:04:31

I do think that

1:04:33

this is a conversation you have to have with

1:04:35

your brother. As far

1:04:37

as trainer Dean goes, I

1:04:39

don't know what to tell you. It sounds like he's kind of been

1:04:41

a dick to you for a while. Yeah, but

1:04:43

I mean. You

1:04:46

know what? I would almost think about how Dean

1:04:48

makes you feel the trainer. That's probably how Dean

1:04:50

your brother might feel about getting treated by you.

1:04:52

Maybe that's the way to think about it. Oh, Joan, that's great.

1:04:55

Maybe that, maybe you could sort of put yourself in those

1:04:57

shoes for a minute. So when I've

1:04:59

threateningly asked him, you like

1:05:02

that, don't you? And

1:05:04

he nods with

1:05:06

my male in his mouth? Yeah, see, your

1:05:08

male would have been a teacher. My

1:05:10

children are male carers. Yes, and older. Yes, we

1:05:12

have. Do you think that's not him telling the truth?

1:05:15

I do. Do you know what I do? I

1:05:17

think he's not telling the truth, and I think it bothers him.

1:05:21

Like if Dean the trainer came up to you and

1:05:23

said, hey, did it bother you when I took away

1:05:25

those friends in the middle of your horsey ride in

1:05:27

school when you were matriculating?

1:05:30

When I stepped in and rescued them. I

1:05:34

know, but I'm just trying to shift her thinking, although

1:05:37

I think it is working. Should

1:05:40

I apologize to my four clients who love

1:05:42

being ridden around like a horse? I don't think so.

1:05:44

No, it sounds like they're good. I think you should

1:05:46

apologize to the other people in the gym for this

1:05:48

live section of the boy. That's got to be a

1:05:50

lot. Did you? All

1:05:53

right. No,

1:05:56

it sounds like they're fairly happy, but yeah. I

1:05:59

would check. in with some of the people around

1:06:01

you and I'd start with your brother. Yeah. Okay. So

1:06:03

I wouldn't, you know what I'd say, my suggestion, if

1:06:05

I could, we could sort of, you know, come to

1:06:08

a conclusion, which we always like to feel like we

1:06:10

helped in some way. I would hold off on the

1:06:12

mime, you know. Is it too

1:06:14

late? It's a little late. Oh

1:06:16

no. I can change my instructions in

1:06:18

the mime. Oh well, I've gotten some

1:06:20

inquiries and I've, you know, started the

1:06:22

process with them to give them the

1:06:25

time and date and I, but I haven't paid

1:06:27

anyone yet. $200. Oh, because you

1:06:30

did also offer to pay travel expenses.

1:06:32

Yes. Which is interesting. So you didn't mind where

1:06:34

this mime came from. They could, you were doing

1:06:36

a global search or? Yes. I wanted

1:06:38

it to be a good mime, a global,

1:06:42

I would have paid travel from

1:06:45

Paris, from Australia. Well that'd be

1:06:47

the first place I'd go for

1:06:49

mime. But then they get here and it's just $200. Yes.

1:06:55

Well, I thought maybe they'd like to see Dignity

1:06:57

Falls and the crunch. Sure. Sure. But

1:07:00

then I realized local was the way to go.

1:07:02

It's probably local. Okay. You got to show them the

1:07:04

sprue dune. The sprue dune is out

1:07:06

right now. It is growing.

1:07:08

Okay. So. I'm mixing up the

1:07:10

shellac as we speak. Well,

1:07:13

I hope that if this

1:07:15

mime does come that you can find

1:07:17

a better use for them when

1:07:20

they get here. Yeah. Even if it's

1:07:22

just perhaps just honestly,

1:07:25

to break the ice honestly with your

1:07:28

brother and make them laugh or make

1:07:30

you both laugh and

1:07:33

maybe sort of help you have a conversation

1:07:35

about how perhaps you'd like to apologize

1:07:37

for when you've done to him over the last year. Yeah.

1:07:39

Maybe I'll have him do some more reconciliatory

1:07:42

miming and some

1:07:44

shaming. Yes. I think

1:07:46

that kind of mime is much better. We could use some mime. How

1:07:49

so, babe? We could use some

1:07:51

help around the house. Around the house?

1:07:53

Some help around the house. Yeah. A little buddy.

1:07:56

With what? A little buddy. He'd love the

1:07:58

idea of a mime. This is all he's been thinking. about.

1:08:00

Well how does it work with the help around the house? Well

1:08:03

they can lift things right? They're not restricted.

1:08:06

Not really they can lift nothing. They pretend

1:08:08

as if they're lifting something. They could give

1:08:10

me instructions on how to lift something. No

1:08:12

because again. I could give you instructions on

1:08:14

how to lift things. They could

1:08:17

watch TV. That is probably true

1:08:19

but I'm not sure it means the same thing he's

1:08:21

thinking of. Because I don't think

1:08:23

he wants to lift someone or

1:08:25

to ride someone like a horse which is

1:08:27

what I'm guessing you were going to say

1:08:29

unless I'm wrong. Well that's just the second

1:08:31

step of the process. Oh don't forget

1:08:34

about the crunches. The crunches. Oh the crunches

1:08:36

I'm sorry. I never forget the crunches. The

1:08:38

crunches are very important. Very essential. Okay

1:08:41

well um boy this is uh

1:08:43

this was a new one on me. I'm thinking

1:08:46

about I'm hoping that you and your brother can

1:08:48

sort of can sort of move into a

1:08:50

new chapter of your relationship. I would love

1:08:52

to see this Lott's family reunited. So would I.

1:08:54

Yeah I'd like to see you two

1:08:57

just sitting not on

1:08:59

each other and not him not

1:09:01

flung over your back and maybe he's having

1:09:03

a lovely cup of coffee or a lunch

1:09:05

and he's just in his own space and

1:09:08

you're talking. That's what I think has

1:09:10

been happening. It's talking. What we don't need

1:09:12

is less talking. We need more talking. Yeah that's

1:09:14

right. Guess I'll need to buy

1:09:17

chairs for my apartment then. Boy

1:09:20

I mean how would we supposed to do? We don't

1:09:22

have any more time and now I

1:09:24

have a thousand more questions. Talk about

1:09:26

a cliffhanger. What are we gonna do?

1:09:28

Let's just say that's a good idea.

1:09:30

Yes. I think you should do that.

1:09:32

Definitely get furniture. I don't even want

1:09:35

to know. I don't even want to know. I

1:09:38

didn't even want to know. Yeah but that would be nice. It

1:09:40

would be nice. It would be nice before you decide to

1:09:42

invite someone over for a sit down in a chat.

1:09:44

Thank you. Hey this has been really helpful guys. I'm

1:09:47

glad to hear that. So

1:09:50

any mimes out there. I don't

1:09:53

know what do you want to tell them. Is it too late to call it off?

1:09:57

If you're more of a kind

1:09:59

of Yeah,

1:10:01

a reconciliation mind than I

1:10:03

am interested in hearing. Calling

1:10:05

all reconciliation minds. If you

1:10:07

can mime a sister wanting to connect

1:10:10

with her brother. If

1:10:12

you can mime a peace offering, then you know how

1:10:14

to find slots. And

1:10:20

as we always say, we wish you the best of luck in this. And

1:10:25

really hope that it works out with

1:10:27

both deans. Thank you and if any

1:10:29

of you ever get sick of being

1:10:32

on the wait list at the YMSA,

1:10:34

I can get

1:10:37

you expedited membership. No,

1:10:39

it's fine. We're

1:10:42

not going to do it. But when it's faster to

1:10:44

join, it takes longer to leave. It

1:10:47

stands to reason. It really does. All right, Zalas, thank

1:10:49

you so much. We will be back with more of

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her the benefit of doubt that she's gonna find.

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realization she was being sarcastic and I think

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from his days as it is more now around

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the i mean but the is he so he

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does are you at it was united for level

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he's of the wall be stuck to the wall

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know he was doing the know and dusk roll

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around on their backs. And. Wix grass

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their backs. He as a sort of

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that's the so then he was doing that. Does

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that you may go on the walls. he

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goes along the wall a while when he

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does that and he was discussing up for

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hill more more just rolling up the wall.

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a little mentor them were really. Wanted

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to hurt himself. A seizure or you can

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get him off the wall not sir homes

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or to do it. feels like a delegate

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procedure because a lot of a lot of

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escrow could be so that remain on the

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wall. The Slaughter: I never could use the

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mime. How to

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show you what to do. Helping

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hands know what a dinner again.

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They ever touching the east?

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are whole thing is slow seal reassuring

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even if he was just at the

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ground level as if he was the

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the cats escrow. I'm

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getting him down. OK, I

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really think that you need to stop imagining a mime

1:18:04

is going to be your solution. OK, do I need

1:18:06

to come up there? Maybe

1:18:09

after this. OK, all right. Well,

1:18:11

now it's good. He's asleep right now. Finish the

1:18:13

recording. All

1:18:16

right, we have time for one more post. And

1:18:19

this is in the crime and

1:18:21

this was posted in the crime

1:18:23

and safety area.

1:18:25

We thank Caroline Phillips, one of

1:18:27

our listeners for sending this

1:18:30

in. This was a

1:18:32

post from the the Dignity Falls

1:18:34

PD and

1:18:37

they posted the headline bat in

1:18:39

a house. It's

1:18:42

just two two updates here. Number

1:18:45

one, Dignity Falls police just responded to

1:18:47

a residence to assist a citizen

1:18:49

with what was referred to as a bat in

1:18:51

the residence. And then the update,

1:18:53

the officer responded and found that it wasn't a bat

1:18:56

in the window. It was a mouse and the mouse

1:18:58

was eating a chicken bone. Now,

1:19:02

I don't know if the if

1:19:04

the chicken bone contributed

1:19:06

to the bat like appearance of

1:19:08

the mouse. Or

1:19:12

if that's just a fun fact that they discovered upon arrival.

1:19:14

Or is this just someone freaking out and

1:19:16

assuming, you know, you remember me and

1:19:18

my lizard tricks, right? Yeah,

1:19:20

your famous tips. And

1:19:24

of course, we begin with look at the lizard and

1:19:26

then look at again. The snake take the snake take

1:19:28

is to make sure it's not a snake. And I

1:19:30

think this might have been a bat take, but that

1:19:32

someone didn't take the bat take. Yes, you have to

1:19:34

look at a mouse and you think, oh, God, it's

1:19:37

a bat. But maybe a lot of these tips apply

1:19:39

to bats in my say, do they can't they can't

1:19:41

you can kind of map them on top of each

1:19:43

other. And I just think people panic when they see

1:19:45

something furry and you assume the worst, which I think

1:19:47

for a lot of people is, oh, my God, a

1:19:49

bat because bats work. I don't know why, but we're

1:19:51

scared of bats probably because they cause

1:19:54

disease. Yeah, they carry rabies. And if

1:19:56

you get bitten by a bat, you will die.

1:19:58

Well, I mean, I'm not sure about. I

1:20:01

think you have 20 minutes to act. I

1:20:05

think you're thinking of a brown window or

1:20:07

something. Brown window? A brown window. No, I

1:20:10

do realize that it sounded like I said window that time.

1:20:12

It just sort of sounded like that. Yeah, not a brown

1:20:14

window. I think you did say window. A brown window. No,

1:20:16

I did. I mean, it's like it came out of my mouth long. I

1:20:18

think that's why it sounded like that. I did, yes.

1:20:21

I think that's why it sounded like that. It is why it

1:20:23

sounded like that. I think that that's what's happening here, is that

1:20:25

they possibly, because

1:20:31

I don't know, because the chicken bone thing is sort of adorable. It's like

1:20:33

that kind of thing when you finally look at it. It's like, aw. You

1:20:36

think it's the wishbone? Maybe it was a backbone. How did they

1:20:38

know it was a chicken bone? Maybe it was a... What if the

1:20:40

mouse was eating a backbone? Oh, I thought you

1:20:42

said a backbone. How come no one can

1:20:44

understand me today? Yeah, it must be everybody else.

1:20:46

How dare you? All

1:20:52

right, Joan, I'm teasing you, of course. I

1:20:54

know. But the thing that's funny

1:20:57

to me is if

1:20:59

you saw a mouse, immediately

1:21:02

you would think it's a mouse. Maybe.

1:21:04

What if you just peeked around the corner and just saw

1:21:06

a little nose? That's kind of similar. What's

1:21:08

more likely, though, to be in a house? Oh, I don't

1:21:10

know. I think bats can be in a house. They can

1:21:13

be in a house. I think we go

1:21:15

to our... I think we jump to the worst scenario. You

1:21:18

know what? I agree with that, yes. Where was

1:21:20

it? Where was this mouse again? I don't know if

1:21:22

it mentions it. In the window we

1:21:24

need to peek around the window? In the ground window? In the ground

1:21:26

window. Maybe it

1:21:28

was hanging upside down? The

1:21:31

mouse? It could have been, I guess. Doesn't say.

1:21:34

It doesn't say. The officer reported, by the way, why are

1:21:36

the police investigating a bat in the mouse? Well, you

1:21:38

know, we've talked about this before, the police ticker,

1:21:40

the crawl. A lot of times it's just announcements

1:21:42

about things going on in the actual policeman's homes.

1:21:45

True. It could be very boring. Oh,

1:21:47

so maybe it's the policeman's wife or husband. It could be.

1:21:50

I think there's a bat in here. Yes. And

1:21:52

it could be that the policeman was already there on the

1:21:54

scene in the next room. Right.

1:21:56

So a lot of times when you say policeman responded,

1:21:58

it just means a husband responded. Happened to be policemen

1:22:00

is in his on. How where do you think?

1:22:02

The chicken bones? Emphasis. Emphasis. Ah,

1:22:04

I mean it. Wears a mouse

1:22:07

sit in the city buses amount of the egg. Out

1:22:09

of the traps this is so boy, that's

1:22:11

that's the way we went with at all.

1:22:13

An analysis of. a mouse fridge freezer

1:22:15

took him home from said fresh and says

1:22:17

you know what on the see this in

1:22:19

the window with. The same he I'll ever do

1:22:21

just that is adorable and. They are. I know

1:22:23

that I went over to preserve our me

1:22:26

by want to the view about this. What

1:22:29

us by bat them and like a little

1:22:31

baseball bat. In. The mouse is

1:22:33

holding the system bone like a bath. Said. They

1:22:35

were terrified of a small baseball bat and called

1:22:37

the police. Well. As it's a little baseball

1:22:40

both is her tenure and then a

1:22:42

man that the please sit there and

1:22:44

say or thought about sycamore also mouse

1:22:46

eating. A Cessna didn't care. About

1:22:48

the mouthpart apparently. Assists. And also is

1:22:50

it both really get much alpha that bone? I mean

1:22:52

I know a dog love the bone. But.

1:22:55

For the same reasons if you're if you're a

1:22:58

tiny little mouse I guess and it's bone is

1:23:00

largely zucchini. tiny bit of poaching you just he

1:23:02

smell the food on their ass you know and

1:23:04

he would You can you know I just never.

1:23:06

You know we have sort of the lore of

1:23:08

my son. So many children's books and you know

1:23:10

Americans? Have you ever remember a mouse eating a

1:23:12

bone? Maybe

1:23:14

was of the bull by the time

1:23:16

the cops got their fair. Not Mere

1:23:19

the mother of four second really had

1:23:21

a full and sick at heart when

1:23:23

young and yelling at like else bicycling

1:23:25

realize how ones yeah like amazon mouse

1:23:27

version of outdoor hot one So much

1:23:29

snow. I got something to plug someone does.

1:23:31

Something that only exists

1:23:33

to me as clips

1:23:35

on it's besides your

1:23:38

and I'm assuming. It.

1:23:40

Is A for an online show It

1:23:42

it is where the guess it's increasingly

1:23:44

hot power levels. Correct law in any

1:23:47

way. In depth questions about their life's

1:23:49

right? Very well researched question, right? And

1:23:51

one of their things are yes And

1:23:53

so's the idea that the guess Always

1:23:56

or their eyes were watering nose is

1:23:58

running from the space. By the end of it,

1:24:00

is that the idea? Yeah, the idea is sometimes they

1:24:02

come in cocky and then of course you know

1:24:04

you can't wait for Carmen to catch up with

1:24:07

them and they hit this one soft and it's

1:24:09

always hard. Oh, karma. Did I speak in? No,

1:24:11

no, no. I didn't know. I thought for

1:24:13

a second Carmen was maybe the host. Here's why I

1:24:16

thought that. Because I was thinking, I

1:24:18

wanted to ask, does the host also eat the

1:24:20

chicken? The host also eats them and I don't understand

1:24:22

how he's alive still. The spice is supposed

1:24:24

to be very, very healthy for you. This is clearly

1:24:26

his idea. It is. I can

1:24:28

eat these like falling off a log. Yeah, I have no problem

1:24:31

eating them. And sometimes his why do

1:24:33

you want her? I want to watch my favorite celebrity

1:24:35

struggle. And you know what?

1:24:37

I mean years later, hundreds of episodes later. I mean that's

1:24:39

such a success. And you know what a

1:24:41

lot of people do is they come on and they say,

1:24:43

my kids wanted me to do this show. It's

1:24:45

one of those shows. It's becoming one of those shows because of

1:24:47

course they want to watch their dad or their mom suffer. Yeah,

1:24:50

yeah. Which is

1:24:52

what kids love. So yes,

1:24:54

maybe it was Mouse Hot Ones. That

1:24:56

one's Mouse Editioned. But

1:24:58

what happened to that interviewer? Is that the bone? So

1:25:00

the bone has stopped being

1:25:02

one of the wings and the mouth is

1:25:06

now a cataball. Advice

1:25:13

we all know have one big bone in their body. No

1:25:15

evidence of it being a hot one. Well

1:25:18

I didn't say it was a mouse. Oh that's true.

1:25:20

It was a chicken interviewer. That is grim. That

1:25:24

is grim. That the chicken

1:25:26

hosts a show where the

1:25:28

guests eat spicy chicken wings.

1:25:31

Now I will say Hot Ones does offer a

1:25:33

vegan option. So there's always that. Oh that's nice.

1:25:36

Yeah it is nice. Why don't they just drink it out of the bottle?

1:25:38

Why are they bothering with the chicken? Why isn't

1:25:40

it just, can you stand this? Yeah,

1:25:43

I mean I think the whole point is some people

1:25:45

actually think that you know obviously supposed to add to

1:25:47

the flavor of the chicken wing, a chicken wing with

1:25:49

the sauce, I think drinking it straight would be absolutely

1:25:51

insanity. But if the point is just to

1:25:53

see how much these people can stand, just

1:25:56

do that. don't

1:26:00

make them eat on camera. It's an

1:26:02

eyedropper. That would work for the mouth

1:26:05

sprit. Yeah, I strap them into a

1:26:07

chair. The host is behind them, it

1:26:09

controls the chair lever, the back and

1:26:11

the hub. So I understand in fourth

1:26:14

grade you put on your own production

1:26:16

of Hamlet. Well I was going to

1:26:18

suggest you watch it but now I think it might just annoy

1:26:20

you so I guess I wouldn't worry about that. I

1:26:23

feel like I'm good with the amount of

1:26:25

hot ones I'm getting. Okay. Well, stick to

1:26:27

that then. I

1:26:30

don't want to watch the first few minutes where they're just eating

1:26:32

a plain chicken wing like, oh this is pretty good. That

1:26:35

is kind of what it's like. Well,

1:26:39

alright. Listen, what

1:26:42

we're going to do, because clearly it didn't happen,

1:26:44

we did not figure out the cliffhanger from last

1:26:46

year. Yes. Last

1:26:48

week. Feels like last year for sure.

1:26:50

What I did realize is

1:26:52

for the real actual movie cliffhanger,

1:26:55

I had the daughter character wrong.

1:26:57

Oh. Yes. It

1:27:00

was a son. No, it was a

1:27:02

girlfriend. But again, we're talking the 90s and Stallone. Right. So

1:27:05

to be honest in my memory, I'm sure it was someone who was

1:27:07

old enough to be his daughter. Absolutely. For sure,

1:27:09

yes. And John is the main

1:27:11

villain. Oh. Remember that when he

1:27:13

could be the villain every once in a while? Yes. Yeah,

1:27:16

he was doing that for a while. And then he did Third

1:27:18

Rock from The Sun and then he was the nice guy and

1:27:20

everything. Yeah, he did comedy all the time. And then he did

1:27:22

Dexter and he got to be a bad guy. That's

1:27:25

right. That's right. And

1:27:27

so that's all I had from that

1:27:29

end that the tagline was, hang on. Oh,

1:27:31

boy. And you

1:27:33

are correct. It was like a US treasure. It was

1:27:35

like a heist of a US treasury plane that was

1:27:38

carrying money. That did a crack

1:27:40

of a mountain and then you had the only

1:27:42

way was to climb up there. Is there a

1:27:44

cliffhanger? They were called up

1:27:46

there to rescue people, but it was a ruse

1:27:48

to get them up there to, I don't

1:27:50

know, then do something with them. I don't know.

1:27:53

The world where helicopters do not exist. They

1:27:55

did actually. Only planes. They did because it

1:27:57

factors into the final. big

1:28:00

huge ridiculous stunt that involves a helicopter. Somebody

1:28:02

has a forehead flap, I know. Why

1:28:04

don't we get a helicopter? Halfway

1:28:08

up the mountain, what are we doing? They

1:28:10

all get a good laugh. That

1:28:14

should be the tagline. Everyone gets a

1:28:16

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