3:41

oh my goodness Did

6:01

that, was that, to you

6:04

in the dream, was that confusing? Or were

6:06

you just like, this is normal? No, it was, yeah, it was like one

6:08

of those things where you're like, it's like my two, uh, uh,

6:10

I have said friends, well, one of them is my husband. It's

6:12

like my husband and my friend, but not. You know what I

6:14

mean? Do you feel like you married your best friend? Oh, I

6:16

do. I really do. Oh, that's nice. You

6:19

know what I do. That's nice when people say that. Yeah,

6:21

yeah, I mean, I do think it's, I think it's overused.

6:23

I think it gets overused. I also have many other best

6:25

friends, just to be fair. Not, not, not, I mean, that's,

6:27

sorry, babe. But I mean, I have a lot

6:29

of best friends. We're going to have more friends than men. I

6:31

know, but you're talking about tone and then you say you have

6:34

more than one best friend. And

6:36

you just call me your best friend. You're pretty much a woman. Oh, but

6:38

babe, you're my best guy friend. How about that? One

6:41

husband doesn't want to hear that. You're

6:43

my best guy friend. You're

6:48

my best home friend. Yeah. You're

6:51

my best friend at home. I

6:55

do. I do. Listen

6:57

again. I do think that they

6:59

just, we have more friends. We just have more friends.

7:01

I just noticed that, I mean, I know you have

7:03

a gang at the farm. And the gang at the

7:05

pharmacy. And let me tell you something. We, we talked about

7:08

this recently, but I am making

7:10

the move to the, the false Missy. This

7:13

is very exciting. This is for those of you

7:15

who, if we just recap, it's,

7:17

it's a fantastic new pharmacy. But

7:20

the reason it says false Missy, there is going to be a

7:22

fall, an actual waterfall in the middle. And also

7:24

you can get many services done here, right? It's sort of like,

7:26

it's not just a pharmacy, a false Missy. It's

7:29

not just a false Missy. It's not just a false Missy. You,

7:32

of course there'll be like a grocery aisle or two

7:34

in there. You can buy a stationary supply. Yes.

7:39

Will there be as seen on TV items?

7:41

There are as seen on TV items. Yes.

7:44

Right. There's going to be one table. They will

7:46

be dug a lot of those. He would buy every single one of them

7:48

if he could. What's

7:51

your favorite one, Doug, that you see on TV? I

7:54

like the, the toaster, but just

7:56

for hot dogs. July

20:00

P is here, but we

20:02

have yes my daughter She

20:06

And you know what that's another reason cuz I worried about

20:08

you know, especially so hard for gals I was like, oh,

20:10

I don't want her to see her mom want a total

20:12

face change, you know and get interested

20:15

So instead of what of that I

20:17

am taking a break. I'm working on

20:19

my Christmas cabaret and for Christmas break

20:21

I'm gonna do I thought

20:23

you know, I was doing that for some other people.

20:25

Maybe I wasn't doing that for myself I'm just gonna

20:27

do something for myself. I'm gonna do any payload Although

20:30

I do have a wonderful marriage

20:33

so that that's and I'm not very

20:35

religious up You married one of your

20:37

many friends. So I think so I think mostly what

20:39

I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do an eat You're

20:43

talking about it with the pray no as I'm I'm

20:45

hearing myself talk about it Like I don't

20:47

need love, you know, I have love right

20:49

and and I've done that really I'm just

20:51

not very religious Right. I we haven't really

20:53

talked about this and we talked about your

20:55

friend who's grown a lot of Catholic stories

20:57

But I don't know if you Spiritual

21:01

ish I guess got it and

21:03

babe, I don't know what what it what where are you

21:05

at now? We haven't talked about this in a long

21:07

time. Where are you at? Couples

21:10

to check in it is in a while With

21:13

their best friends, I think every What

21:16

would you say every five years? Should you check in with

21:18

your with your partner? No,

21:21

I think so I mean it

21:23

can it can change. Yes, babe. I Think

21:26

the for you, babe The

21:28

first ten pages of all of them are pretty

21:30

much right all of them Yeah of

21:32

all of the the holy texts. Yes a

21:36

You've read attend the first ten. Have you read only the first

21:38

ten pages of all of them? I don't

21:40

know. I mean, I think I think

21:42

it's a good general rule of thumb. Well,

21:45

how many have you read? Let's let's start there Assuming

21:49

you haven't read all of them, but

21:51

you've read enough to say they all pretty much

21:53

follow the same Although 10-page, you

21:56

know what? Sorry. Sorry to interrupt, but you

21:58

just said something Doug said something Amid

22:00

all the oh, there's more. I'm sorry. He

22:04

said, rule of Thumb, He Did You hear that?

22:06

Yes, I think that has something to do with

22:09

us and Prince because it's something he's constantly saying.

22:11

You know the Rule of Thumb and you'll see

22:13

it to the boys. Like he said it all

22:15

the time. You know what? We don't break things

22:17

down as Rule of Thumb. Is

22:19

a room with the soil. The Federals. I'm sorry did

22:21

I say it's the rules. Are just for

22:23

is a funny because they we don't burn

22:25

things down as a rule so sooner the.

22:27

More I say it in your to sounds like gibberish to

22:29

me. was. Almost they go for them from the bible

22:31

because it was all the rules and has his rule.

22:35

of thumb through at with your face.

22:39

His theorists who bible had a the

22:41

courtroom of football is already a drawn

22:44

I feed it is the the rod

22:46

was would you are allowed to beat

22:48

your wife have lawyers reno sicker than

22:50

your some as the rules I'm. Seeing

22:53

not not very religious. And. Moral: I

22:56

saw some blood you don't deny.

22:58

his. Oh okay. Was people

23:00

with their fingers in this from the south

23:02

Absolutely awesome is normally to do they my

23:05

long we do that when county money as

23:07

assess. Assess. Assess

23:10

the. Know

23:13

that you would be. We don't have anyone in our

23:15

family but that's it. Always surprises me by nail biter

23:17

because I'm always know worried to the study and they

23:19

wash their hands before they do that. That's true, that's

23:21

a big how the for a lot of people. That

23:23

really good question threads know, I guess

23:25

it's a fun out of biting your

23:28

nails if you have to get off

23:30

the one suburbs Now is decided by

23:32

detail now. I could serve them in my mouth. So

23:36

I have a friend who's who's and

23:38

Nails Terror. Oh when the nails get

23:40

long. Long. Enough to zoo or

23:43

to peel isn't you know? And that's

23:45

what he will do. Oh yeah yeah

23:47

and it's it's you know he's my

23:49

friend has said is kind of satisfying.

23:51

Who was in of course sometimes are

23:53

like the skin is coming off of

23:55

the nail on. Display.

24:00

Why I would imagine? Oh no, like

24:02

make a fortune five hundred elsa

24:05

know as a thrust press. Support

24:07

you would trim states is there parker?

24:10

Said just ripping it off the top a

24:12

satisfy. Yes yes yes but sometimes

24:14

those too low and minutes

24:16

or nightmare. Okay yeah. Ah

24:19

well, so I think that case I'm just been a

24:21

lot. That means that up on Division where they said

24:23

they will have some just because I wanted. Was right

24:25

decision bush day long. Has this is becoming

24:27

an urgent matter? I really need to find

24:29

the boys some fair. Thera easier way

24:31

for them to spring altitude. They

24:34

have lots of library books that over do have

24:36

that we've got said that so many built piling

24:38

up of things that make as it turns different

24:40

the fastest. And I need to

24:43

get some send me to try to get them to

24:45

go back to school for some as or could. Now

24:47

they've almost missed a semester school unless it's about doing

24:49

their studies and where they are wherever they're hiding. I

24:51

don't. Know. I'm a little little would be nice to.

24:54

See resume his her thigh jupiter

24:56

were really are other pets who

24:59

refuse. The author exports what it

25:01

is isn't a library books racking

25:03

up sees This would also be

25:05

not for turns snatches piling up

25:07

as. Soon

25:11

as we're just excessive. Nope. Still

25:14

say that says. Soon run line,

25:16

suit or. Two

25:20

Roads or for the Holy. So yes

25:22

yeah they have omitted. take the says

25:25

out. Mean you can't buy them are boys

25:27

think and so does does things that you. Can

25:29

speak. As dead know the owner really well

25:31

and they have this sort of agreement according to

25:33

him button not when he talks. To me and

25:35

leaves very angry voice mail. funny. About the

25:38

the suits and when I when they brought

25:40

the other day, there's like assumes that okay,

25:42

we fell asleep me to bring the. Business

25:45

goes Billstrom yes yeah he's an

25:47

angry guy he has his wife

25:49

is any heat a's of since

25:51

he pauses. Or

25:54

he runs Borneo. Yeah, and yet. When.

25:56

People brought in so many we anybody

25:58

Roosevelt, Emily, You. Can

26:01

put down. What

26:04

are you doing? their jobs? if? Nobody

26:06

will rise in the city says he holds.

26:08

For extra just heard any will

26:10

that building marcel out. Some.

26:13

And it'll certainly not filter the lights and be

26:16

like that's enough for that final. Warning the

26:18

midnight final word a gunman was really

26:20

kill ago to stack receive goes no

26:22

snacks for an hour. From.

26:26

The Library. If.

26:29

You really monitor them work. Oh

26:31

my goodness Suited a mandolin. Silver

26:33

Who is The loudest libraries that

26:35

I've ever. Heard it's really doesn't seem like

26:38

they're in the wrong place and. Really does

26:40

we have? Some things like that a

26:42

degree false that yeah, we thought opposites and

26:44

this and that is yeah. And there is

26:46

a place where young opposites in the suburbs

26:48

assists. This

26:52

opposite of us. Fosters.

26:54

Thirty three? right? Pretty Be

26:56

more right.? Sir

26:59

put that on this board. So right ahead go

27:01

ahead and will say. I know and as

27:03

a board of the man's and honestly do

27:05

another we'll see associates and I don't know

27:07

what is it would visit jobs out of

27:09

this is the cops. Were

27:12

also just putting rule of thumb on their

27:14

speaking as big as soon as well as

27:16

a note of going to. Poughkeepsie have access

27:18

to like a big dry erase board right now and

27:20

I just wanted it up there. Said that I could

27:23

start a list of a list of what I think

27:25

these clues from the twins mean, so I just didn't

27:27

want to forget. It also the clues are some

27:29

prince. Do some. Yes!

27:32

Wait site. Where we get. Some.

27:35

Prince Andrew the thought before using rule of

27:37

Thumb, is a subset of. Things

27:41

they're all going to be. Yes, I think there's

27:44

gonna be a subset of the conference's Aclu rights

27:46

and eight by this rule of thumb. Also as

27:48

may be cool like they'd that makes us all

27:50

to will expose the lead me to Rule of

27:52

some Rest will be another clip. Writes doesn't

27:54

make sense Be does okay. It us are

27:57

right for his successor to for. Okay,

28:02

I didn't try to me. That this is the

28:04

beginning of something you know. Hopefully that

28:06

will improve upon them. So

28:09

I hope you find them before they jump

28:11

around with you because I know that will

28:13

be terrified is awful someone's oh and he

28:15

was so many we have some lead the

28:17

different tangents going only now for the Christmas

28:20

cabaret sell in is just gonna be all

28:22

new material. Ah, a well known to

28:24

be half and half. I'm not sure that

28:26

I can write seventeen Christmas songs in a

28:28

week's I rented the space and that ends.

28:30

Their tickets are already being sold and I

28:33

am. I haven't really been able to do

28:35

a whole lot right on so well because

28:37

I only just now started eating again. says

28:39

you know I could any because of the

28:41

I'm just listed naughty from my. Youth

28:44

or thousand or five weeks. So now I

28:46

think I that's over and die and some

28:48

now I'm just now my brain trying to

28:50

work properly again to sort of put together

28:52

the sounds good. So.

28:56

Of them happy with. that's so. But but at

28:58

the Us. I mean, I think I'll have more

29:00

information on that for the next episode. Right now

29:02

I can. It's I'm just really stressed out about

29:05

his oh. Sure worse. Sell

29:07

our but oh get together. I hope I

29:09

always pull it together. You know that? I

29:12

know you do Yeah eight years of

29:14

of before we go to break it

29:16

disturbs good news for me since ah

29:18

a because of the did me falls

29:20

missy they do have such a high

29:22

ceiling or to comedy for water features

29:24

his arm. For Chris for

29:26

the Christmas season. They

29:28

are also going to include a

29:30

a Fool to Me Yes and

29:33

I'm going to reprise my role

29:35

as Santa Claus to haven't done

29:37

for many years. To

29:40

some I will actually get to go down

29:42

the chimney. Oh wow Burnt. Is such

29:44

a fantastic Santa Claus? is how how

29:46

in the. Hell does

29:48

as usual go down. It is a

29:50

like a slide as as as a

29:52

slight incline. As

29:55

hell. and it isn't a slight incline.

29:57

but are you. Thinking is either inside or

29:59

outside. It. That you're my because of how is

30:01

set up in the Falls Missy. I'll

30:03

be I'm sorry you're literally going inside

30:05

and the humming out the bad mood

30:07

is just like as a huge sale.

30:09

their usual make your entries shine, I

30:11

will assist or slide homage to me

30:13

and then I've talked to the child

30:15

and then I'd go back it up

30:17

the stairs While yes, That's some that's gonna be

30:20

kind of a lot though. When agree, commit may I think

30:22

they're gonna love it. I can sense of self.

30:24

These pills very special. They get their resources

30:26

if I do it was for do with

30:28

the top of the the session than as

30:30

first child gets to be the first one

30:33

of whom got to talk send a straight

30:35

out of the chimney of a fireplace and.is

30:37

on thirty other kids I totally just are.

30:39

You get a deal like a a bunch

30:41

of having the i got big thick beard

30:43

you though for details are they getting you?

30:45

assume. Director of my friends they're getting

30:48

me a suit and it is top

30:50

of the line. Me: this film quality

30:52

ah and ah I'm glad of that

30:55

because they're the to where I'm going

30:57

down the the chimneys. Ah,

30:59

I'm. It does seem

31:01

to be just a straight shot down

31:04

incident and since they're gonna put a

31:06

mattress down there oh good yeah but

31:08

it is fair audience you get you

31:10

inside a yet is it can thrive

31:12

and tribes okay Max with that one

31:14

here has been constructed in it is

31:17

it is does used to look up

31:19

how are we talking Ah well it's

31:21

that The Falls must see His five

31:23

storey. All

31:26

right, so so you. You probably didn't into practice

31:28

a lot because it's as if you might injure

31:30

yourself. If you're not careful, Learn how to land.

31:32

Credits my concerns okay know, Why

31:34

they just syntactic news we just we decided

31:36

he'd be safe. Will thank you.

31:39

Well yeah I line I was for you

31:41

when. I say we. I mean all of our

31:43

listeners. that person in Argentina that we do not

31:45

know. Yes please get out Us.

31:48

Yep, you heard burnt Get as

31:51

I. as a perfect time to go

31:53

to a break I think so too have

31:55

slipped worse a break the when we come

31:57

back we must get out of brain has

31:59

been fun. When we come back we will

32:01

have a guest with us right here at the

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This is Rose Desperation.

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All for three dollars.

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And you can see you might say to

35:23

me up cables. This looks like

35:25

and just away and

35:27

on bunch of hooey

35:30

and possibly sloppily. Into

35:32

a plastic bottles at

35:34

all I say Today

35:36

up here yet. The body

35:38

parts of the decorations I can see

35:40

it his that the races all for

35:42

three dollars. A day. So

35:45

many different things to do with.

35:47

since we've. ah as

35:49

some of it's broken i think that

35:51

makes it interesting the thing is that

35:53

bag for decoration as of allies in

35:56

vale so in a the earth in

35:58

the i think this isn't bargain. So

36:01

once again, it's decorations

36:03

all for $3. What

36:05

looks to be like just

36:08

random wheat thrown

36:10

into a bag and

36:12

it's just leaning up against a

36:15

bunch of other shit. So

36:17

please come on down and give me my

36:20

$3. And

36:24

welcome back to The Neighborhood Listen and as

36:26

promised, we have a guest with us

36:28

now. Here's what we do.

36:31

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36:37

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36:42

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36:44

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36:46

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36:48

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people have gotten the

37:06

message and it's been really good. We've gotten

37:08

some good posts from listeners and we really

37:10

do appreciate it. Without further ado, we're

37:14

going to read this. This is in the

37:16

recommendation section. This is

37:18

from Kimberly and Kimberly

37:20

says, where

37:22

does one go to sell some clocks that

37:24

have nudity on them? That is the headline,

37:26

if you will. Kimberly goes on to say,

37:29

I have four and the husband is up

37:31

north for the weekend. . . .

37:35

need them to disappear. Very

37:38

intriguing. It is. It really is. So

37:40

many things. I have so many questions already. So

37:42

many. And please welcome to The

37:45

Neighborhood Listen, Kimberly. Kimberly, hello. Yeah, good

37:47

to be here. It's actually Kim

37:49

Burrell. I dropped the Y. Since

37:52

maybe the coast. I have. I've

37:54

since dropped the Y. How did

37:57

you arrive at that decision? I don't know.

37:59

I don't trust. wise.

38:01

The letter Y. The letter Y. It doesn't

38:03

know what it wants to be as far

38:06

as bowel versus constant. Oh

38:09

sure. Oh you put you put

38:11

that blame on the letter itself. I do. I do. I

38:14

do. I never even thought about it that way but that makes

38:16

so much sense. Sometimes Y. Yeah. Sometimes

38:19

Y. Make up your mind. The

38:21

chief is this side. It does. Yeah the Y has

38:23

an identity crisis. It does be very... The Y

38:25

identity crisis. Kind of sloppy when you think about it.

38:27

It is. It really is. Sometimes Y. So.

38:30

Why don't we nail this down? Well

38:33

I mean we have so many questions though. So

38:35

many questions. I'm here to answer. Kim Pearl. Do

38:38

you want to go first show? Oh

38:40

no no. I can tell you got one in the

38:42

barrel right now ready to go. I got one in the

38:44

barrel. Which means it's out

38:46

of the chamber and it's on its way. Well

38:49

shoot me right in the face. Here we go Kim

38:51

Pearl. Can you tell

38:54

me why

38:56

you need them to disappear? Because here

38:58

are the two scenarios I'm

39:00

picturing in my mind. Either

39:02

these clocks belong to you and your

39:04

husband despises them and

39:07

you're taking this opportunity to get them

39:09

out of the house so that when he

39:11

comes back they'll be gone. Or are

39:13

they your husband's clocks? You despise

39:16

them and while he's away on his whatever

39:19

trip you're getting rid of

39:21

them and then when he comes back then they'll

39:23

be gone and he'll have no choice. Well I'll

39:25

be honest with you. You're wrong. I'm both accountable.

39:27

Ooh I love it. They

39:29

belong to both of us.

39:32

Okay. And the nudity represented

39:34

on all four is

39:37

both of us. Oh wow. Oh

39:39

okay. Because that was one of my questions. What type of nudity

39:41

is this like a sort of like World

39:44

War II pin up you know or

39:46

you know maybe. Oh yeah we got

39:48

we got one for every decade. No but I

39:51

thought maybe they were going. For every decade. Sorry.

39:53

I'm sorry. Starting at what decade? Starting at 1940.

39:55

Oh okay. Within.

40:02

A couple yeah, how many for the

40:05

masses for that mass track and right

40:07

the say Ssds forty So I decided

40:09

to New Zealand and one for my

40:12

when for we say didn't have you

40:14

had several gets we skip the seventies.

40:16

he skipped the seven. Of us

40:18

with Arizona not attracted to the sermon

40:20

has usually been. Ruined

40:24

by his first book reports. Types

40:27

I saw wealth photos that were would

40:29

be the like sort of debate artists.

40:32

Are these sculptures? Are they more other

40:34

say about what is it came out

40:36

when with them some nudity your house

40:38

or doug thought they came out like

40:40

a German cuckoo clock. Oh A Procession

40:43

of News series. Someone carved well.

40:45

I will say we'd season do

40:47

that. but each clock is a

40:50

different clock. One is the standard

40:52

face cloth and his a collage

40:54

okay of of. Photos then we got

40:56

like that are as the face of the guess.

40:58

As the place the thought that we have

41:01

like a full size grandfather clock allow that

41:03

is carved in in the safe of our.

41:05

Bodies Unit United. Oh, and an

41:07

embrace a speech you could call

41:09

it that I don't know is

41:12

more aggressive than a number of

41:14

a lot of us out of

41:16

yes, my. okay fully henry his on

41:18

the faces a corporate like the pendulum

41:20

that's when I played it is it

41:22

is the sake of the the grandfather

41:24

clock wow wow that looks like they

41:26

must be varied by the a beautiful

41:28

it or like a carved wood or

41:30

is in the bamboo oh bit. Carved

41:32

to be embarrassed by a move? Okay,

41:36

I guess I cannot picture it's ah well you

41:38

got a plan or frozen. And with whole

41:40

death okay and I don't or and a and

41:42

or something in the lobby and the weight which

41:44

one is which course but like which corresponds to

41:46

which a decades. As you say that the face

41:48

clock. That was the most basic up.

41:50

some of that was the forties. okay

41:52

we had limited resources. then the more

41:54

the war. Oh, sort of the war.

41:57

Ah, and then in the sixties. That's

41:59

when. We had like an

42:01

alarm clock situation and in

42:03

the the alarm part of

42:06

it was just the mon

42:08

oh how the bonus ssssss.

42:11

With the mornings or mon in oh that

42:13

was well well that's the play on the

42:15

word. Oh sure yes is is just a

42:17

bunch of mon in in the morning so

42:19

be the morning of your sexual intercourse. It

42:21

back for the yeah exactly. That are also

42:23

some nudity. Some nudity on

42:26

the side of having this.

42:28

Is reduced. The sticker. On

42:31

top of having this theme be different breeds decade

42:33

you also paid attention to with the like what

42:36

materials were available at the time to make the

42:38

Cli exactly did you have been more people into

42:40

they wanted to hear the rest of them are

42:42

and then. Thought the third

42:45

one which was in the

42:47

woods. the sixties is where

42:49

we're at. Ah man. That

42:51

was a sundial. A

42:53

room in the shadow that was pass

42:55

is me penetrating my husband. Oh wow

42:58

yeah okay the hours that accomplish because

43:00

is is it is is that the

43:02

the die the of the sort of

43:04

would you call the thing in the

43:07

sun while this with the car you

43:09

are asking about accomplices. Tap. Water?

43:12

or? obscene? What? We're

43:14

not the answer as making your answer personal.

43:16

Quality of this is certainly a sundial was

43:18

Agassi was. About

43:21

how was the same only it's. Said with me

43:23

attitude well as an annual and how is that? A got

43:25

blown. Out by of and pretty good.

43:27

Guess what I'm talking about The

43:29

the shadow is is the is

43:31

the what you call as a

43:33

source in the search for our

43:36

the Surface and Ozarks says is

43:38

that is that as soon as

43:40

a certain where does that a

43:42

standard Sundance hurts when wedge spain

43:44

a cast a shadow that is

43:46

you control your husband or is

43:48

the charts and wedge shaped like

43:51

you person Rory. That like a simple

43:53

cut out Adidas and in Oakland Hills. Isn't

43:55

sold out. And

43:58

is it? Was it a sundial? Because it's certainly. mid-century

44:00

modern sort of the

44:03

60s-ish feel. Exactly. Okay. So

44:06

is it more of an absence of a shadow

44:08

that is cast? Yes. Okay.

44:11

Our body is uniting is the light. Oh,

44:14

that is beautiful. Oh, that is actually very

44:16

poetic. Lovely. And

44:18

then the 80s, and then the 80s, that's the grandfather

44:21

clock. Oh, oh, oh, that's the grandfather clock. So did

44:23

I miss what the 50s were the alarm clocks? That's

44:26

right. Okay. And then did you

44:28

have these commissioned or did you make them? We handmade

44:30

them myself. My husband is

44:32

a clockmaker. Oh my goodness. He

44:35

has a little shop down on elderberry. You should

44:37

check it out. Wait a minute. Are

44:41

you talking about TikToks

44:44

and pants? That's the one.

44:48

I've been by that place. It's such

44:50

a charming looking store. It really is.

44:52

It really is. It's so charming. Yes.

44:54

I want to go in. I just want to go in there,

44:57

but it looks like such a perfect world. It's

44:59

so cute because there's three parking meters out front.

45:01

Four is the store specifically, but now

45:04

it makes sense because one of them is a

45:06

sundial. Like, you know, in terms of like how

45:08

when you pay for parking, it's like an old

45:10

grandfather clock that's keeping your time. And I just

45:12

always thought that was so sweet. But now knowing

45:14

the backstory, that's even sweeter. I like the third

45:16

one is fun because it's like a clock tied

45:19

to a bunch of dynamite. Yes.

45:22

That one's a little bit confusing because they're

45:24

like, wait a minute. That was his mother's

45:26

idea. His mother actually started that store.

45:28

Oh, wow. And inherited it from her.

45:31

Amazing. You always hear about sons inherited

45:33

from fathers, but no, he inherited it

45:35

from his mother. Good for her. Good

45:37

for her and good for him. Really flip the script. And

45:40

what is your husband saying, may we ask? Ken.

45:43

Ken and Kimbrel. Kimbrel. I'm

45:45

sorry. Oh, I thought

45:47

I said it. Kimbrel. Kimbrel. Kimbrel.

45:51

Got it. Okay. So now

45:53

we get to the question. Yes. Why must

45:55

these clocks, as you put it, disappear? Yes,

45:57

especially since they seem to embody. the

46:01

beauty of your husband and your relationship. For

46:04

you to your love. Well, the thing is,

46:06

is that whenever I see them, I get

46:10

real, you know, nostalgic and hot

46:19

and bothered for, you know, former sexual

46:23

escapades and he is just

46:26

bored. Really? Really? He

46:28

doesn't want it. And I'm like, well,

46:31

normally I don't want it, but when these clocks

46:33

are around, I do want it. So I got

46:35

to get rid of them. Well, he's away. What

46:37

rooms are the clock? They're all about. They're all

46:39

about. All about. Okay. So

46:42

you're not thinking about it, about sex, until you

46:44

wander into one of these rooms. I

46:47

see. Exactly. So

46:50

it's kind of a trigger for you, you know, that immediately

46:52

does it. Yes. So may I ask, how long

46:54

have you two been married? 12 since 1933. Okay.

46:57

You look terrific. Thank you so much. I

47:00

could say timeless, but boy, would that be two on the nose. I

47:05

wouldn't have put you over 70 years old. Well,

47:07

hired. Well, that's what I'm

47:10

saying. Bump it up. Yeah.

47:14

She looks like a girl of 70. So

47:18

then you were married in the 30s. You

47:22

decide who had the idea to make this. I'm

47:25

so proud of the hundred. That's

47:29

beautiful. That's beautiful. Thank

47:31

you. It is. Congratulations. I

47:33

would say what's the secret, but now... I guess I still want to know.

47:36

Well, but it sounds as if maybe some, you know,

47:38

a flame has sort of gone out or something. Finally,

47:52

yeah. I think you're

47:54

all just saying. It happens in every marriage, whether

47:56

it's, you know, 70 or it's. Okay,

48:05

so then if I'm sort of like mapping this

48:07

out right, you got married in the 30s, then

48:10

by the 40s you decided

48:13

this clock thing came about.

48:15

Whose idea was that? Well,

48:18

you know, it's funny because he

48:20

was whittling a clock for our

48:22

anniversary. How does that, let

48:24

me ask you. I

48:28

was imagining the not the faith part

48:30

of the clock or maybe it was all

48:32

entirely made out of wood. Do you

48:34

get the mechanism into a block of wood and then

48:36

you start whizzling around? Like a David, but

48:39

you see the clock. It's

48:42

one of those things where you just don't want to

48:44

peek behind the curtain because we just have more

48:46

questions. I understand that. He

48:49

was whittling this little clock and he showed

48:51

it to me. He was

48:53

like, look what I did. And it was a

48:55

phallus and I thought, stop it. And then he

48:57

was like, what if we just

48:59

hide a bunch of dicks in all the

49:02

clocks we sell? And

49:04

I said, that's crazy. And

49:07

he was like, I'm doing it. And then I

49:09

was like, that's the sexiest thing I've ever heard.

49:11

Make me a clock with my

49:13

titties on it. And then he

49:15

did it. And that was the first

49:17

one and it became a tradition. What

49:20

a charming story. Wait,

49:24

so are you saying that also every clock you

49:26

sell, if we look closely, has a hidden phallus

49:29

on it? Surprise, surprise. Well, now I've

49:31

got to go and look closer. I'm

49:33

going to look at every clock. I'm going to look

49:36

at what the hands of the clock are doing. Disney

49:38

was not the first to do it. Yes,

49:41

to make that little guy,

49:43

little priest have a boner and

49:45

his little mermaid. Wow.

49:48

OK, so now my next question is, OK,

49:50

so he did it for the 40s. He did it for the 50s.

49:53

He did it for the 60s. Skipped the 70s. Why

49:56

did you stop after the 80s? Is this when

49:58

you're saying sort of the... That

50:00

would put you at about said now

50:02

at that point you're doesn't help seventy

50:04

nine years unless your mercy of blow

50:07

of probably like twenty five assists. Twenty

50:11

five years result is a visit which was

50:13

late. For for the thirty soldiers you're

50:15

in line with the added Merkel, Live

50:18

This. I

50:20

did have me chills, Yes, And that's

50:22

what happened in the eighties. So. We

50:24

haven't our first way to. Sit

50:27

didn't say you words, married you

50:29

twenty five and I see their.

50:31

These roads isn't. Isn't

50:34

he said to bring it to me Think

50:36

the a new and how many did you

50:39

have? Our just. The one who didn't want

50:41

to blame. For

50:43

that point see why me your address

50:45

attitude was his baby. Plan was a

50:47

surprise out. this is this the brow

50:50

out of as as with the accident

50:52

I thought I thought I had cleared

50:54

everything and so are the a know

50:57

who. Misses.

50:59

The but lo and behold lo

51:01

and behold opposed to little head,

51:03

arms and legs assessment is. Fully

51:06

healthy says this. Amazing This ends and

51:09

but you're just saying that because of

51:11

course with a new was a newborn

51:13

and everything. Less time for cloth blessed

51:15

time for clock making, Less and less

51:18

time for. Making

51:20

love were being prepared depicted making love

51:23

on the clock as. An employee exactly.

51:25

You'd be surprised how hard it is

51:27

for to. Sit. Sit sept the Jin

51:29

air He and I me I would

51:31

have. I've already maddening. it's hard. yeah

51:33

raid on a baby and auto trying

51:35

to you know keep the flame a

51:37

lot. Oh my goodness. Ah okay and

51:40

so them that would you say. That's

51:42

when it started to decline out of

51:44

with them open of array. So I

51:46

tried to pitch something in the nineties

51:48

well as Muslim. It was a

51:50

microwave. Who forget art classes at

51:52

all, right? Yes be a

51:54

microwave plans ah I'm and

51:57

instead of like like the

51:59

did. All numbers. He was digital

52:01

versions of our bodies in different

52:03

places. I am

52:06

now and he said far too

52:08

many battery. Read

52:11

every batteries. Batteries in the microwave.

52:13

for a microwave not to just plug it

52:15

in? Know Okay them? Like. Or a battery

52:17

powered Michael. By it, I have any. I

52:19

mean a peek behind the curtain. Kimbrell

52:23

does not like to the warmer know

52:25

says that bomb. It does seem I

52:27

can be difficult to measure how much

52:29

time. Your. Food and cooking. Oh.

52:32

A thousand percent, but you'd have

52:34

to memorize. yes the positions idea

52:36

of this a the New digital

52:38

People. And you know I

52:41

actually. Know reverse Cowgirl songs,

52:43

reading the Sunday. Were making numbers

52:45

with their bodies. Know what are

52:47

you imagining? So. I was matter. You still

52:49

feel somewhere. else comes as.

52:51

A male female. It's. Like if

52:53

it was like a three then it

52:55

would be. you know like guns the

52:57

demand sort of like sticking his top

52:59

my arm out of your it off

53:01

and mill party would be his penis

53:03

said i don't know what the bible

53:05

I've long since. I guess that's some

53:07

long simpler some about what was this

53:09

institution or three was just my ass

53:11

and most better. So you are in

53:13

in it is marie your fingers bride

53:15

way that any almost like of them

53:17

memorized that I knew call. Either through the

53:19

middle ground between the domestic is a retired now.

53:21

I understand Yeah, because. Our

53:24

money to understand is that. It's

53:26

like it's like it's is. The three was like if

53:28

you are if he were lookin' at. Aerial

53:30

view at smaller my body.

53:33

Bent Over Oh and sad way to date

53:35

unless it's a little I see I am.

53:37

I get I totally get it now. Things

53:39

that make up and says made the he

53:41

same as the always ever with. The

53:44

road to fall into place assist as

53:46

a. Ah

53:48

any, but he said no because the batteries and has

53:50

the batteries to. Prevent. But I think thousand instant.

53:54

Oh I definitely the guy says he was would

53:56

see as well. Now I don't. Know that isn't

53:58

as. tell me You know. He just it

54:01

wasn't doing anything for him anymore,

54:03

but hmm And so you

54:05

need these clocks to disappear because it's just

54:07

too painful It's too painful for

54:09

me and also he wants to keep

54:12

them because he said I put a

54:14

lot of work into these Sure,

54:16

uh, and I'm trying to give him

54:19

the way he wants to sell them

54:21

for upwards of five million dollars Oh,

54:23

wow, that is steep. Yeah.

54:25

Yeah, I'm like here in dignity

54:28

fall Well, I'm not sure anywhere

54:30

that would sort of The

54:32

Swiss Oh Their

54:36

clock way. Oh boy.

54:38

This was that yeah, yeah, and

54:40

they're so free You

54:43

know with their nudity right that

54:45

American nudity is it was

54:47

such a prudish country Absolutely, then it's

54:50

at a premium. Yeah, that's where he is right

54:52

now when I said, oh I met Yeah

54:59

Okay, yeah, so he

55:02

how often does he travel to these things? Is

55:04

this sort of busy travel a lot or is

55:06

this sort of a once a year thing? This

55:08

is this is like a bi-annual thing and by

55:10

bi-annual, I don't mean every other

55:12

year. I mean twice a year.

55:14

Oh, yeah Yeah, that down to

55:16

by the way. Yeah, that's agree.

55:18

Sometimes why of the the calendar?

55:20

Mm-hmm. I agree Thank you Okay,

55:23

does he come back from these do you

55:25

think he'll come back? Is there a chance

55:27

that he'll come back? in

55:30

big reinvigorated Or does

55:32

he come home from because you would think if he's around

55:34

all of that then maybe he would get back into

55:38

Clocks, maybe doesn't wouldn't want to sell them when he comes

55:40

back. I'm being hopeful I'm trying to sort of put that

55:42

out there. I love your optimism. Okay something you gotta know

55:44

about my husband. Okay His

55:47

heart is Not there

55:49

anymore. Literally. It's more of like a clock

55:51

in there keeping him going. Oh, it's like

55:53

a pacemaker Yeah, we should but it's an

55:55

actual clock. Can you can you talk about

55:58

that some more behind the curve? Jones

56:00

behind the curtain so

56:03

he does have some device in his

56:05

chest yes that's keeping him going perhaps

56:07

an Iron Man style that's

56:09

what I would like in it too and

56:11

I do know what I mean does it

56:13

make a sound that you can hear yes

56:15

yes oh that's like is

56:18

it like it's not that quick okay

56:20

not that quick because it's not it's

56:22

not pumping properly it's more like oh

56:29

boy I don't know if he should be

56:35

traveling getting

56:39

through TSA

56:43

he must get pulled aside every

56:45

single every single time every single

56:47

time and he has global entry

56:49

and they're just like absolutely not

56:51

Wow Wow absolutely not okay

56:54

well how when did that happen oh probably

56:56

oh I think it was April 15th

56:59

1989 quite a while ago is okay yeah any

57:07

significance to the I

57:09

mean it just happened was he doing something

57:11

with action with tax day he

57:14

was making some eggs okay and he

57:16

died for five whole minutes oh

57:18

my goodness five five five

57:21

and I said not on

57:24

my watch not on my wrist

57:26

watch and I banged

57:28

on his chest last to mopin

57:30

with the butter knife and you

57:33

look a clock and you did

57:35

this wow she just

57:37

pulled the curtain way back burnt for

57:39

someone who doesn't want us to be behind

57:41

the curtain is wide

57:44

open this current ripped

57:46

off of it's wrong yes

57:48

ripped off his rungs so

57:52

you you pound on his chest and then

57:54

I guess nothing happened you were like I

57:56

gotta know it You

58:00

take a butter knife. Why butter knife?

58:02

That's just the closest knife in hand.

58:05

And the adrenaline allowed you to make the

58:07

incision. Yeah, and it was actually an ass

58:09

seen on TV butter knife and it

58:12

worked perfectly. Oh, do you know the kind? Well,

58:14

I was forging a butter knife, I believe

58:16

last night. We were trying to get it

58:19

sharp enough to perform surgery with. Was that

58:21

what you were doing it for? Well,

58:23

that would be one. I thought it

58:25

was the kind of gigantic, gigantic stick of

58:27

butter that you wanted to butter festivate. That's a

58:30

butter festival. Last night's check. Oh, surgery on

58:32

the gigantic stick of butter. That's a such

58:34

as. That's a such as. It's

58:37

been a while since we've done a such as. We haven't had

58:39

such as in quite a time. Sorry

58:43

about this Kim Brole. No, no

58:45

worries. No worries. Okay, yes. Ben.

58:48

Ben, what? Okay. You

58:50

put a... Yep. Okay.

58:53

So you just grabbed... Did you put any thought into... Was

58:55

this just adrenaline that made you not call 911 or... We're

58:58

adrenaline. We don't have any phones in the house.

59:00

We're old. Okay. I

59:02

know it's hard to get to there, but we don't have phones in the

59:04

house. Our house is one of

59:07

the oldest here. I mean, I would think if you were old, you

59:09

would have phones in the house. No, if

59:11

you go back far enough, people

59:13

did not have phones in their homes. Okay.

59:16

Yeah. Okay. No,

59:18

we don't believe it. If you're of a certain generation. Okay. You

59:21

know more about this tonight. It was an extravagance. It's

59:23

an extravagance, yeah. Is there

59:25

any way you hang there? The way

59:28

you land it is impossible for people

59:30

to afford a crisis. No,

59:34

I'm definitelydie something. What? They

59:36

thought they were going to have to

59:38

keep you. I'm... Yeah.

59:41

Better. Put a sharpie on. I look...

59:44

I love it. I love different colours.

59:46

When you... I start yelling at

59:49

the apartment... Here's the guy. Oh,

59:52

you can't sign this... I didn't

59:54

say she took it out. No, it's true. It's

59:56

somehow easier to believe that this worked if the heart's still in

59:58

there and that the clock is just... Yeah, I'm starting it

1:00:00

every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what kind, can you

1:00:02

describe the clock that you put in there?

1:00:04

Yeah, it's one of those ones

1:00:06

that have like the bells on top

1:00:09

and it's... I always pick a short ring.

1:00:11

Classic alarm clock. Yes, yes, classic. But

1:00:13

I hope the alarm doesn't go

1:00:15

off. Oh, sometimes it does. Sometimes

1:00:17

it does. Sometimes it does. I would think that

1:00:19

would give him a secondary heart attack. Well, it's

1:00:22

fun. It's fun because he like jiggles a

1:00:24

little bit. What

1:00:27

does it sound like coming from within his chest

1:00:29

cavity? It's more, it's like... That

1:00:37

sounds so accurate. It

1:00:40

does sound accurate. It's

1:00:43

like the alarm clock in a chest equivalent of a

1:00:45

phone on vibrate, a cell phone on vibrate. Yes, like

1:00:47

under a pillow. Sitting on a table. Yeah, exactly.

1:00:50

Yeah. And under a pillow. Yeah.

1:00:53

Thank you, person. Wow,

1:00:55

this took a turn. It really did.

1:00:57

That I did not see. It really did.

1:01:00

And so I

1:01:02

kind of don't know what to say next, Burn. Do you

1:01:04

got something? I mean, is this the only

1:01:06

time you perform this procedure? Oh,

1:01:08

absolutely. I'm not

1:01:11

going around just cutting open chest

1:01:13

and sticking clocks in them.

1:01:16

And so really quickly, just because maybe someone is

1:01:18

thinking about this and it'll probably keep me up

1:01:20

at night, I'll jump up and then think, how's

1:01:23

she still back up? Yes,

1:01:25

good question, Joan. Oh, hair.

1:01:29

Oh, his or yours? Mine. Mine.

1:01:32

I got long hair. As you can see, it's all the way down to my ankles.

1:01:34

Yes. Absolutely. Yes.

1:01:37

So it was enough. Of course. Yeah.

1:01:40

Wow. Thank

1:01:42

you. It looks very soft. No.

1:01:45

And usually when you see

1:01:47

white hair like that, it's

1:01:50

just, you know, just all over

1:01:52

the place. It's wiry. Yes. And

1:01:55

wiry, yes. But this is... No, it's

1:01:57

very thick, luxurious. I suppose it makes you very lucky.

1:01:59

Yeah. with

1:02:01

egg yolks like you like you can just them

1:02:04

or you put them on your hair I'll put

1:02:06

them on my wow I'm gonna try

1:02:08

that I have such fine hair and and this

1:02:10

time I don't mean it in a good way

1:02:12

noted and

1:02:23

you know I hope you'll tell me every time I

1:02:26

got you

1:02:29

okay so I hear I got a

1:02:32

question was he angry that you did

1:02:34

this or grateful or like what the fuck about

1:02:36

it frankly sorry excuse my language because every week it's

1:02:38

mad when I swear I know did you hear Doug

1:02:41

just miss pretty good it's like I can't swear in

1:02:43

my own home on my own podcast why

1:02:45

can't I do this I

1:02:48

know there's this time and place

1:02:51

for it you know this

1:02:53

my other best friends don't

1:03:03

mind when I swear oh no oh

1:03:13

wait I was afraid you were opening a can

1:03:15

of worms by saying my other best friends don't

1:03:17

mind if I swear all

1:03:20

right well I don't like her saying that this

1:03:22

reminds her of the dynamic between her and Ken

1:03:24

that's that that that I'm not great to hear

1:03:26

no no but I still I still I

1:03:29

was my answer was stolen because

1:03:31

I swore and he was upset what what was

1:03:33

the answer to whether or not your husband was

1:03:35

upset or not you know it's hard to say

1:03:37

he doesn't really have much of a recollection of

1:03:39

it happening for the best yeah but he

1:03:42

hasn't quite been the same you

1:03:44

know that's five minutes five minutes time to be

1:03:46

dead and then be revived by a butter knife

1:03:48

and a clock yeah but what I will say is

1:03:50

someone also

1:03:55

resetting the alarm I

1:03:58

have to wind him up I

1:04:02

have to wind him up. So

1:04:07

what happens is he'll

1:04:09

stick his tongue out and

1:04:11

I'll just like tweak it a little bit.

1:04:14

Not some. And that works. That

1:04:17

works. Somehow that works. And does he know

1:04:19

that there's a clock in there? He knows now. He

1:04:21

knows now. He understands that. So he

1:04:23

doesn't remember you explained it to him.

1:04:25

That first month, boy, was he just

1:04:28

confused and embarrassed. He thought the government.

1:04:31

Oh, sure. Period. He thought the government period.

1:04:33

He thought the government period. So okay. I

1:04:40

feel like there might be

1:04:43

something to his clock heart

1:04:46

that is contributing to this

1:04:48

flame that's sort of dying out. Maybe

1:04:51

it's just too many dicks. Maybe

1:04:53

it's just too much, it's too much nudity and he

1:04:55

became desensitized to it. Because he's in that store all

1:04:57

day. Well, it was the clock that you put in

1:04:59

him. Did it have

1:05:01

a lot of dicks? Oh, darn

1:05:03

skippy. And

1:05:08

I will say that the his

1:05:10

his penile art within the

1:05:13

clock, it's changed over the years.

1:05:16

They used to be strong and bold

1:05:18

and you know, they need and

1:05:20

now they're just like now it's

1:05:22

like a Salvador Dali. Yeah,

1:05:25

exactly. A little Salvador Dali.

1:05:28

But if he was drawn Vienna sausages.

1:05:31

Yeah. Right. Right.

1:05:33

Yeah. Oh, more like Almond Joy.

1:05:36

And Almond Joy. Help

1:05:40

me with that visual. I mean, I can picture an

1:05:42

Almond Joy. Well, you know how Snickers has

1:05:45

tons of veins, very veiny. Yes. Does

1:05:48

Almond Joy have a lot of veins? Just kind of

1:05:50

lumpy. Oh, not a lot of veins. It has one

1:05:52

lump. Almond Joy has got enough

1:05:54

smells, don't you? Sometimes

1:05:56

you feel like one. Yeah, sometimes you don't.

1:06:01

But you know what, sometimes she feels

1:06:03

like a nut and

1:06:06

he doesn't. And he never does. He never does.

1:06:08

He never does. I feel like a nut whenever

1:06:10

I'm in our foyer, whenever I'm

1:06:12

in our powder

1:06:15

room, whenever I'm in our drawing room.

1:06:17

Again, it's the old pattern. Anytime you

1:06:19

pass those clocks, she's like a nut

1:06:21

and he just doesn't want to do

1:06:23

it anymore. Do you think he's worried

1:06:25

about his heart being able to withstand

1:06:27

in a horse? I don't know that

1:06:30

he worries anymore. I think that feeling

1:06:32

left with our improper. Would

1:06:35

you describe your husband as alert,

1:06:39

cognizant? I

1:06:42

hope so. He's on even a

1:07:56

nut. Oh

1:08:00

you have to try and then that's a payoff. It's

1:08:02

like I'll go to bed that night and I'll wake

1:08:04

up and they're right there Right back where they were.

1:08:06

Oh, yeah. Well definitely overnight.

1:08:08

I don't think anyone come to get them overnight Is that

1:08:10

what you're hoping is that they'll just be no what I

1:08:12

like. I'll take them out of the house Yeah, and I'll

1:08:15

bring them to the shop. Oh Expecting

1:08:17

them to just live in the store and

1:08:19

then wake up. Oh, they literally are

1:08:21

physically making their way back in your house Yeah, well,

1:08:23

this is terrifying. This is a whole new problem Well,

1:08:30

I don't I think that can move my husband

1:08:32

might be absent my mind is he doing it? Oh

1:08:36

Yes Because

1:08:40

then that would tell me that he doesn't want them gone

1:08:43

he doesn't that's why that's why you're

1:08:45

waiting for him to go Switzerland

1:08:53

What are you doing baby I actually did

1:08:55

bring That thing

1:08:57

where you scratch your butt with

1:09:00

a microphone again, I couldn't reach

1:09:02

it There's

1:09:06

no need to do that Doesn't

1:09:09

scratch it doesn't do no Well,

1:09:13

he doesn't like it to be this is like says

1:09:15

like the right consistency Sort of like the foam cover

1:09:17

is the right listen and you know, everyone's give me

1:09:19

a bad time not being his best friend What who

1:09:21

was who else then his best friend? Wouldn't

1:09:24

know that intimate thing about him to be fair

1:09:26

and tell the whole world about it to be fair

1:09:28

Joe, I don't think it was giving you a hard

1:09:30

time about being his best friend And

1:09:37

I feel like when you know those little things about someone

1:09:39

absolutely I think people only inferred that based

1:09:41

on things that you said wait

1:09:46

I Don't

1:09:50

need to defend my marriage I

1:09:52

would just like to say you remind me just

1:09:54

of can and oh Really

1:09:59

yeah You

1:10:02

sounded like you were about to buy what anyone's

1:10:04

selling right now. The way you said really was

1:10:07

very... I'm

1:10:10

at the first call meeting,

1:10:12

I'm looking at the brochure, I'm in. Really?

1:10:15

You gotta say. I want to live

1:10:17

in the Festive Engine. Would you

1:10:19

be interested in these clocks, Joan? I

1:10:21

brought one. Oh, you did? Which

1:10:23

one did you bring? I brought the sundial. Oh, how fun

1:10:25

because this is one I really wanted to see. It

1:10:28

is substantial. It is. It

1:10:31

looks heavy. Yes. It was

1:10:33

a doozy with my frail body getting this

1:10:35

all the way over here.

1:10:37

That's right. You did this yourself. I

1:10:40

did this myself. Oh my goodness. Kept tripping over

1:10:42

my hair. Wow. And somehow these clocks

1:10:44

are making... Hee hee hee hee. And

1:10:46

then you pulled your hair aside and there was

1:10:48

the sundial. And

1:10:51

he's somehow dragging these things back and forth from

1:10:53

the store to the house. He's

1:10:55

very strong now. Now

1:10:58

he's very... Since the clock

1:11:01

operation? Yeah, he's very strong. Okay,

1:11:03

so he's strong but maybe just not mentally

1:11:06

strong. Yeah, physically he's very strong. Very... Have

1:11:09

you seen the movie Young Frankenstein?

1:11:11

Sure. It's that. It's

1:11:14

which? The monster? Mm-hmm. Right.

1:11:17

Oh, right. So you wouldn't compare it

1:11:19

to Frankenstein but more Young Frankenstein. No, Young Frankenstein. So

1:11:21

Peter Boyle, putting on the wrist.

1:11:24

Yes. Doesn't know his own strength. Yes. And

1:11:27

he's up top exactly. And also...

1:11:30

But round head, not flat head. The difference is,

1:11:33

in Young Frankenstein he really... He

1:11:35

was good in a sack too, if you remember.

1:11:38

That's right. But you don't get to experience that.

1:11:40

I don't. I don't. Not

1:11:42

once. Not once you've tried? Well...

1:11:45

I feel... I know that's maybe personal

1:11:47

but the nature of this podcast, this particular... I

1:11:49

mean, she's been fairly frank. Is this okay? Yeah,

1:11:52

we're at that point. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah,

1:11:54

I would say that... For

1:11:57

me, because of the state of his brain,

1:11:59

I Don't feel... comfortable, just. You know,

1:12:02

initiating. understand Tnl. Ah,

1:12:04

but you know. If.

1:12:06

He were to just roll over, put a hand on

1:12:08

his head. He says all I was. Just

1:12:11

a hand on it's Haiti free

1:12:13

or at oh that down to

1:12:16

money which isn't far. Dance

1:12:19

and then hopefully this six o'clock.

1:12:22

I'm not a this is accessed are

1:12:24

you have right. Well

1:12:28

I certainly will to have three

1:12:30

who see the birth of a

1:12:32

physicist thank you so much. And

1:12:35

I are a bunch of we've been

1:12:37

held for I'm not. Sure split at least

1:12:39

he added. This is also a of course what we

1:12:41

like to the park as as we hope we be

1:12:43

one of our listeners. If you are interested in one

1:12:46

of the the Hawks yes please help Kimbrell out to

1:12:48

be as seats. What I think we have established is

1:12:50

it will be better if they are out of the

1:12:52

how he also this is also to serve in as

1:12:54

max and session. Of of.

1:12:57

Do in surgery on my oh okay,

1:12:59

Are you keeping the secret? No one,

1:13:02

No laws, No. Not even your child

1:13:04

else. Oh yes, Who's. Who's were,

1:13:06

by the way? Ah, right?

1:13:09

Here's a little hope for who

1:13:11

is that? A. Subtle. my god

1:13:14

I didn't even notice so quite

1:13:16

said not even notice and blended

1:13:18

into the wall. And they say

1:13:20

if some say how do these

1:13:23

people oh my goodness a smile

1:13:25

to have any men's. Souls

1:13:30

or uses these. Linked.

1:13:32

Newborns use the word he

1:13:34

sees through an elder millennial.

1:13:38

I'd identify more with the greatest

1:13:40

and race. Because

1:13:45

is None of us. All and all sold

1:13:47

xactly that. Wow, I'm sorry noted seed

1:13:49

is really blended in. Yeah, that happens

1:13:51

to me a long time. I'm sorry.

1:13:54

What do you think of all this

1:13:56

am now that you just heard that

1:13:58

your mother opened up. With

1:14:00

a butter knife inserted o'clock in and sold

1:14:03

him back up with her hair. I think

1:14:05

she's. An American hero. Wow, Well now

1:14:07

there you go. That's

1:14:10

gonna cry from rise of what what

1:14:13

more can a mother of? Honestly, Did

1:14:16

you imagine job your mountain? Remember

1:14:19

the Alamo? calling you an American

1:14:21

Hero. Really down.

1:14:25

I really can't. Not a one of i'm. The

1:14:31

message had the surgery think as. Well

1:14:35

as what it is lovely me maybe

1:14:37

this is what would this is what

1:14:39

it's all about is making sure that

1:14:41

she was able to share this year

1:14:43

end and her son out of respect

1:14:45

for it's. It's wonderful to

1:14:48

see to see your family so

1:14:50

happy apart from yours clock animated

1:14:52

golem. Have a husband. Who's

1:14:55

clearly has no idea where her

1:14:57

with years but his body has

1:14:59

been warm as know how that

1:15:01

man was super pickle bird bird

1:15:04

food alarm clock but also to

1:15:06

exude only betters. Is

1:15:08

is a very hill in a fierce. Unglamorous

1:15:11

all the time. Will

1:15:14

Kimbrell thank you so much for being here

1:15:17

are tenzing to think they enter and please

1:15:19

let us know when you leave so that

1:15:21

we know you're not here anymore. I would

1:15:24

appreciate that I know something else otherwise who

1:15:26

always wonderfully well I already have into an

1:15:28

airport lot of hoops. I already have to other

1:15:30

people hiding them while they don't need a third. Says

1:15:32

screw up real a bad

1:15:34

ronald situation where they are

1:15:37

swept it has some really

1:15:39

wait a minute by flow

1:15:41

seized all s. L

1:15:44

Not do that, Especially Commissioner Gordon.

1:15:47

Second clue if was.

1:15:53

Quizzed by are some.

1:15:55

That are bored. It's. Just

1:15:57

the disappearance. Kensington knew where.

1:16:00

We're. Moving

1:16:02

let it seemed more like I'm proof confirmation

1:16:04

confirmation. I'd say that's more cup means that

1:16:06

you're throwing up a division board. say because

1:16:08

you know when and why not. Let's silva

1:16:11

thing out. Of for attending to new.

1:16:14

Some serious or it will

1:16:16

tomorrow. for the summer for the were here

1:16:18

figure grab. Us to work with the clocks. More.

1:16:22

Women were listen returns. To

1:16:31

be. Out

1:16:37

of. My

1:16:40

feet. In the mood for good will

1:16:42

make nourishing fresh soups. A few people

1:16:44

brought us wonderful soups. Two years ago

1:16:46

when I broke my arm it was

1:16:49

so was coming to. Us

1:16:58

probably. Showed

1:17:03

up a. Box

1:17:06

of folks door of little

1:17:08

boy is vegetable split pea

1:17:11

soup when. We

1:17:13

rarely eat pork on this

1:17:15

was due to my soup

1:17:17

as onions, garlic and celery

1:17:20

carrots cauliflower to split these

1:17:22

chicken bone broth from Cosco

1:17:24

lot of I did not

1:17:26

add any salt since hamper

1:17:29

salt in it. I

1:17:31

planned to put it's Herbs Time in

1:17:33

Federal from our garden, which I can

1:17:35

do for Haiti one once. I.

1:17:42

Got hungry before I could lead it.

1:17:44

Mailed in. Front

1:17:47

of. the soup

1:17:49

was delicious without the herbs and

1:17:52

why my mom and i are

1:17:54

small heaters we will have some

1:17:56

tomorrow with the wrist or

1:18:01

maybe someone would like some. I

1:18:03

am very careful with hygiene in my

1:18:06

kitchen. Many washings, never touching

1:18:08

my face or mouth while cooking,

1:18:10

wearing an apron, washing all the

1:18:12

food, having very clean dishes. I

1:18:15

do this because it is sensible, and because I

1:18:18

want my mom and me both to be

1:18:20

safe. My mom has been tested

1:18:22

over and over six times for COVID-10,

1:18:25

and she does not have it. I

1:18:27

am certain I had a very mild case

1:18:29

of it in February or March. I

1:18:32

could not breathe. I called temperature of

1:18:34

101 extreme tiredness. These

1:18:38

were symptoms I have never before

1:18:40

experienced in my life. This

1:18:42

was before we knew what COVID-19 symptoms

1:18:45

were, so I just rested at home

1:18:47

while my mom was at the hospital

1:18:49

the first time she went. I

1:18:51

thought it was just a very strong and terrible flu.

1:18:54

I recovered quickly and fully in a

1:18:56

few days in early March. So in

1:18:59

other words, I do not have it

1:19:01

and will not get it. I

1:19:03

am not contagious to others. We

1:19:06

are practicing sanitation and staying

1:19:08

in quarantine. My

1:19:10

point is that the soup is very

1:19:12

safe. If someone

1:19:14

would like a container full, maybe

1:19:16

around four to six servings, please let me

1:19:18

know. I will give it to

1:19:21

you in one to two plastic containers with lids

1:19:23

that you can freeze, if you

1:19:25

wish. Please phone and let me

1:19:27

know. No text. I

1:19:30

will package the soup up tomorrow to freeze it

1:19:32

for us, so I need to know right

1:19:34

away. What does this have

1:19:36

to do with eggs? Let me tell you a

1:19:38

secret. Nothing! It

1:19:41

has nothing to do with eggs!

1:19:47

And welcome back to The Neighbor Listen.

1:19:49

Joan, I startled you. I'm sorry. I

1:19:51

just love it. I love it when you do it.

1:19:54

It gets me very excited. I love the DJ old-school

1:19:56

radio host aspect of it. You know, it's fun. It's

1:19:59

fun. Do you want to... You know what? You

1:20:01

know what? You do one. I

1:20:06

know we can leave this in, it doesn't matter, but

1:20:08

I'd like to hear you do radio style. No one

1:20:10

wants to hear me do that. Joan, of course we

1:20:12

do. Oh, okay. What

1:20:16

am I doing now? Just a

1:20:18

welcome back. Like, where would your radio persona

1:20:20

be? Oh, you know,

1:20:23

I always love those like the

1:20:27

ones who were on late at night when someone can

1:20:29

call in with a... Oh, yes, yes, yes. And

1:20:31

he's got Manuel and he's calling us and he's

1:20:34

got someone special that he loves and he'd like

1:20:36

to dedicate this song to you. You

1:20:38

know what I don't like though is when there's

1:20:40

like a lot of clicking with their voices like

1:20:43

that, all the mouth sounds, I cannot stand. I

1:20:45

had a green apple. Does

1:20:48

that really work? I have no idea. Everyone insists

1:20:50

that it does. It seems like it would make

1:20:52

it so much worse. It does.

1:20:54

Right? Yes, it, yeah. The

1:20:57

pure absence of moisture, right? Wouldn't

1:21:00

that be what it is? Pure absence

1:21:02

of moisture. It

1:21:04

sounds like a cologne commercial.

1:21:06

It does, yeah. It's a great tagline

1:21:08

for something. It's pure absence of moisture. C'mon,

1:21:11

c'mon. You know what I mean? C'mon,

1:21:13

c'mon. What is the purpose of

1:21:15

those asinine commercials? I know it's old to

1:21:17

complain about them, but I just saw one.

1:21:20

Like a... A perfume commercial? Yes,

1:21:22

and it's like Nellie Portman and it's just,

1:21:24

it's random. You picture just like all the

1:21:26

work that went into it and someone, you

1:21:28

know, the advertisers are like, here it is.

1:21:30

And it's just poster boards that have like

1:21:32

random visions of like a European field of

1:21:34

wildflowers and a car and then on a

1:21:36

boat. And then it never makes sense. And then

1:21:38

she just looks at the camera and goes, what would you do for love?

1:21:41

And it's like, no! No! What

1:21:43

does this even have to do with anything? I hate it all. I

1:21:45

guess I feel bad for them because how do you advertise? Bad

1:21:47

for them? Do you know how much money they make doing that?

1:21:49

How do you advertise a smell? Oh, right. Well, I guess that's

1:21:51

why they're so weird, right? I like the water. Yeah.

1:21:55

They still saw them in Dignity Falls. The bod

1:21:57

that come in like the wind. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

1:22:00

yeah, and it was I want your bod.

1:22:02

Yeah, they saw the odd here. Yeah. Oh,

1:22:04

very popular. I don't like bod It's gone.

1:22:07

I don't think it sells anywhere else and

1:22:09

it's in the wind exile I've never

1:22:11

been able to wear it because it it's

1:22:14

it you can't wear bod Never

1:22:17

been able to wear perfume None

1:22:21

of it it all just smells disgusting to me. I

1:22:23

just don't like it, you know, and then is

1:22:25

it is it the kind of perfume? I don't know all

1:22:27

of it smells bad to me. Oh What

1:22:30

about when other people were perfume? Yes amazing Oh,

1:22:32

it's like is it my own personal pheromones

1:22:34

that counteract what what it's supposed to smell

1:22:37

like? What does it smell like? I just

1:22:39

definitely want a signature smell and never had

1:22:41

one. What does it board? What?

1:22:44

Vision board put on there put on there.

1:22:46

What's my smell? That could be your smell

1:22:50

I was bored Oh,

1:22:53

it's pictures magic marker everybody loves that

1:22:55

smell What

1:22:58

they were called what were they called? No, not it's no

1:23:00

that's not what it's called They were

1:23:03

called something specific the ones that had

1:23:05

the flavors they do. Oh, yeah Yes,

1:23:08

he Doug knows what I'm talking about. He's gonna find

1:23:10

it There were a specific they came in a styrofoam

1:23:13

a white styrofoam tray, right and they were I don't

1:23:15

know why I said That's good. So I was totally

1:23:17

wrong. They were these thick markers and

1:23:19

you would pop no good Oh,

1:23:21

you would just smell it Mr.

1:23:24

Mister sketch. Okay, so I was right.

1:23:26

That's why sketch came into into the light, right? There

1:23:31

was a make sense that the

1:23:33

roadmap my brain was taking I

1:23:35

wish that the listener could have seen the sniff

1:23:37

that you did Are

1:23:44

you okay after that? Yes, I'm telling

1:23:46

you would you would you couldn't get enough of it

1:23:48

cuz one was like blueberry one was they felt That

1:23:52

was a bad idea. Like you you shouldn't do

1:23:54

that. You're just looking at you shouldn't do that

1:23:56

You shouldn't be encouraging. Well, but I know the

1:23:58

chemical nor it one was was

1:24:01

meant to be a little safer because it was

1:24:03

flavored right to be a little safer that

1:24:05

was the equivalent of oh my god I remember

1:24:07

that the little the

1:24:12

searing hot oven where

1:24:15

you would bake the creatures or whatever shrinky

1:24:19

dinks oh well shrinky dinks

1:24:21

you would put into an actual oven but this

1:24:23

was like an easy bake oven no no no

1:24:25

this was like a weird like

1:24:27

a grill that you would pour this

1:24:29

stuff on oh I didn't do this

1:24:31

and you would make you would make

1:24:33

your own little like rubbery creatures oh

1:24:35

wow but it was wildly unsafe yes

1:24:38

wildly wildly unsafe yes well

1:24:42

you know what else is wildly unsafe

1:24:44

is our twins still hiding and also

1:24:46

the fact that oh the fact that

1:24:48

Kensington we

1:25:00

know riding me off that movie

1:25:02

the lake house you ever see

1:25:04

that oh that was called

1:25:06

the night house where somehow they were able

1:25:08

to communicate with each other

1:25:18

across time that movie scary but I was

1:25:20

thinking of the the night house is that

1:25:22

what it is with the house on the lake I

1:25:25

only saw the trailer for tonight was like no thank

1:25:27

you scary and there's somebody that you know

1:25:29

you're looking at a bookcase or whatever and

1:25:32

then part of the bookcase turns no you

1:25:34

and you realize it's an

1:25:36

optical illusion he's been there the whole time do

1:25:38

you know what wait what's it what's it

1:25:41

called the night house I

1:25:44

think the boys were watching

1:25:46

that last month okay

1:25:49

right Lakehouse right Lakehouse can you

1:25:51

write late not Lakehouse you right late late because

1:25:53

I want to watch it again romantic but thinking

1:25:55

you also write night house great double feature like

1:25:59

us I have It was the original

1:26:01

Barbenheimer. He

1:26:04

was only a few years apart. It still

1:26:06

counts. Because now they're

1:26:09

both available to rent. It had nothing

1:26:11

to do with because they came out. It

1:26:13

had everything to do with that people discovered that they

1:26:15

were a great double feature of those two movies together.

1:26:17

That's what I mean by first Barbenheimer. You're not

1:26:19

serious. About Barbenheimer? Wait,

1:26:21

that they're good together? I don't

1:26:23

know. I haven't seen either one of them. Well,

1:26:26

no. It was just that they were coming out at

1:26:28

the same time. No, I know, but there were people

1:26:30

who were talking about actually seeing them back to back.

1:26:32

Well, that's because those people are weird. Well, okay, Bur,

1:26:34

but that's not my fault. Joan, fair enough. Thank

1:26:39

you. Touche. Anyway,

1:26:43

well... Oh, I think we need to read one more

1:26:45

post. Yes, we do. We have time for just one

1:26:47

more post from the neighbor house, and I

1:26:51

will do the honors. Let's see. This

1:26:54

one was submitted by

1:26:56

Dave Pierce. Thank you, Dave Pierce,

1:26:58

for submitting this post. This is

1:27:00

in the crime and safety section.

1:27:05

No. That word is hiding from me. I'm telling you.

1:27:08

In one of the holes of my brain. There's

1:27:12

a fellow named Chris or a woman named Chris. Why did I

1:27:14

have to say a fellow? I don't know. Don't get in your

1:27:16

head about it. Don't hear it in the book. When I hear

1:27:18

the name Chris, I automatically think of a guy that I know

1:27:20

named Chris. What

1:27:23

do you know what? He's your Catholic friend, Chris. Congrats

1:27:25

to that friend, Chris. Because you're

1:27:27

the first person you think of? He's the default Chris

1:27:29

when I hear that name. Congrats, Chris. All

1:27:32

right. Subject

1:27:34

line. Cansey visitor at 1 a.m.

1:27:38

Chris goes on to write. Someone just woke

1:27:40

me up banging on my door hard and then

1:27:42

tried to get in a window. I

1:27:45

checked it out a few minutes later and no one was

1:27:47

still there. What? I

1:27:51

went out and fired a couple shotgun shells in the

1:27:53

air with some warnings. Total craziness. Stay safe. Then

1:27:58

he concludes with this. my 95 pound

1:28:01

dog ran and hid so it could be

1:28:03

a devil. Wow. Wait

1:28:05

a minute. I need you to hang

1:28:07

on. I'm going

1:28:09

to need you to read like the last three sentences. Absolutely.

1:28:12

After not still there. After

1:28:15

someone was, no one was still there. No one was

1:28:17

there. Still there. And so there I

1:28:20

went out and fired a couple of shotgun shells in the air

1:28:22

with some warnings. Like

1:28:26

does he mean verbal warnings? That's what I'm assuming. What

1:28:28

does he mean the shotgun is the warning?

1:28:30

I assumed that the shotgun shells were warning

1:28:32

shots. Okay. But the way he says with,

1:28:35

let's say, I think that's it. I

1:28:38

think you know what you're saying. I don't care. I

1:28:43

would assume that the shotgun shells are warning shots,

1:28:45

but perhaps he was firing the

1:28:47

shotgun and then also saying, why are you? Get out

1:28:49

of here. Yeah. Yeah. And

1:28:52

then total craziness. Stay

1:28:54

safe. My 95 pound

1:28:56

dog ran and hid. So it could be a devil.

1:29:00

Okay. So I think that's what threw me. Okay. He

1:29:02

thinks obviously not the dog's a devil, but the dog

1:29:04

is running from the devil. That's

1:29:07

what it encouraged me. That he was

1:29:09

free because it was like a last

1:29:11

minute twist. You're

1:29:17

right. You're right. You're right. Because

1:29:19

he sounds like a very even

1:29:21

healed individual. Even for Chris. But

1:29:27

it's okay. So there's a lot there. There's

1:29:29

a lot there. Fire

1:29:32

the shotgun. I mean, look, there's all

1:29:34

kinds of people in dignity. Absolutely.

1:29:37

And some people are hunters and some people,

1:29:39

we have a lot of proud gun owners

1:29:41

and people. We also have a lot of shameful gun

1:29:43

owners. And,

1:29:48

you know, it's not for me. I'll just say it's not for

1:29:50

me. Not for me. It's not for me. It's not for this

1:29:52

household. But I do. I do hate this sort of just,

1:29:56

you know, without asking again, assessing reason

1:29:59

not asking questions. It seems

1:30:01

like sometimes people

1:30:03

just can't find another

1:30:05

way to maybe get to

1:30:07

the bottom of something or what

1:30:11

was the beginning again? Can I just look it up? Somebody

1:30:15

tried to break in. Yes. Someone just

1:30:18

woke me up banging on my door hard and then

1:30:20

tried to get into a window. So, okay. They're

1:30:22

banging on the door. Yeah. I

1:30:24

mean, listen, that is scary. Not the best way. It

1:30:26

is scary. But if you... What

1:30:28

if it was... Yeah, you think it's somebody new. I

1:30:31

mean, I would say if you're banging on

1:30:33

it, usually someone's banging on the door, they

1:30:35

would also say something. Right. And

1:30:38

they're probably not trying to like very

1:30:40

silently creep into something. They're making themselves

1:30:42

know right away. Exactly. And

1:30:45

then they tried to get in a window. We'll take

1:30:47

his word for it. Right.

1:30:49

So you could be firing warning shots at someone

1:30:51

you know who just isn't an emergency. They're

1:30:54

in trouble. They're in trouble. Yes. I'm

1:30:57

running and I'm banging on my neighborhood's doors. You're not

1:30:59

thinking, right? And that is exactly what that

1:31:01

might have been. Wait, this is not a such as. I'm

1:31:06

not issuing a such as. No. Wait, maybe

1:31:08

we should review for everybody what a such as is. How

1:31:11

would we define it? Well, a such as... This

1:31:13

is just within our little group that

1:31:15

we have these things. The thing called a such

1:31:17

as. A such as, of course,

1:31:20

is you are forced to provide an

1:31:22

example. Yes. Yes. You

1:31:25

can't just throw out something. If someone doesn't

1:31:27

understand it, they can force a such as.

1:31:31

It really is just simple as saying such as. And

1:31:33

the rule is you have to give the such as. You

1:31:36

cannot avoid it. Yeah, you can. You must provide a

1:31:38

such as. To be honest, we have been very withheld

1:31:41

with our such as given some of

1:31:43

these wild interviews we've been doing. It's

1:31:45

true. I think we've really been letting

1:31:47

people slide. Yeah, including each other. Yeah. All

1:31:50

right. So what was your such as and what

1:31:52

was it about? Our recommendation. Oh, yeah. Was

1:31:55

that the dog was hiding from the

1:31:57

shotgun shots. Oh, yeah.

1:32:00

He didn't seem to maybe recognize

1:32:02

that. Well, the other thing is, if

1:32:04

it's a 90% off job... You're eliminating the possibility that

1:32:06

there was a devil out there. Unless

1:32:10

he's... You're saying there's

1:32:12

no way. He

1:32:15

seems surprised that the dog is hiding. That's

1:32:17

a good point though, because you know, if

1:32:19

the dog is 95 pounds, you imagine, okay, is this

1:32:21

a dog, like a guard dog? It sounds like someone

1:32:23

like Chris would have someone like a guard dog. A

1:32:26

lot of times we all know that

1:32:28

if a dog can smell a sense

1:32:30

that it's familiar to him, he's not

1:32:32

going to bark or get frustrated. So

1:32:35

the only time he ran away and was scared was

1:32:37

the gunshots. You're right. So maybe that's

1:32:39

another clue that it was someone that he knew, because the

1:32:41

dog didn't freak out, right? Well, he doesn't mention

1:32:43

it. I really feel that Chris is in the wrong

1:32:45

here. I do too. And this was somebody that

1:32:47

he knew that needed help. I think so. And was

1:32:49

maybe running... Maybe running

1:32:51

from a devil. Oh, that's what

1:32:53

happened! That's why they tried to get in the window. So

1:32:56

like, I gotta get in there. The devil hate windows. Well,

1:32:58

no, it's just like, I gotta get in that house. I

1:33:01

gotta get in that house. You won't answer the door. I'm going

1:33:03

to climb in the window. Please. They wanted

1:33:05

to get in. They wanted to get in? Yeah, that's right.

1:33:07

Then the devil must have got him because he didn't get

1:33:09

in. No one was still there. Oh, no one will never

1:33:11

know unless he realizes his... No one was still there. He

1:33:14

looked out the window and no one was still there. No

1:33:16

one was still there. So the devil took his friend. Oh

1:33:18

no. When's he going to discover it? Let's get chills with

1:33:20

that. We should keep an eye on this page just in

1:33:22

case. Just a dog was not a big guard dog,

1:33:24

but just a big fat Yorkie.

1:33:27

A 95 pound Yorkie. A 95 pound

1:33:29

teacup Yorkie? Yeah. Could

1:33:33

you imagine? That would be funny. I would love to see

1:33:35

that dog. Now, you know, I

1:33:37

don't like guns either, but I love knives. Oh,

1:33:40

I love them. Oh yeah. You're a real knife

1:33:42

nut. I'm kind of a knife nut. Yeah. Yeah,

1:33:45

yeah, yeah. I only have three with me today. Oh

1:33:47

my goodness. You know what? I don't... I'm

1:33:50

sorry, buddy, but I don't know if I like that. I

1:33:53

don't know if I want you to bring nine. Don't you

1:33:55

never call me the baby. I never called you, buddy. I know

1:33:57

that I really felt like five done something wrong. would

1:34:01

you own full drops the be bomb oh

1:34:04

I wanted to confuse the situation cuz I was afraid

1:34:06

he was not gonna like me saying that I don't want knives

1:34:08

in the house what do you have a

1:34:10

kind of knife do you have I have my

1:34:12

Swiss Army knife okay my regular old

1:34:15

pocket I think we single out seven

1:34:17

knives well there's small tools well

1:34:19

it's two blades they're not all knives yeah

1:34:21

oh dear the toothpick in it oh yeah

1:34:23

you know I do I've

1:34:26

never lost I'm proud of it

1:34:28

like it's something you could never acquire baby

1:34:30

I have a Swiss Army knife I'll let

1:34:32

you have one I'm proud to say I've

1:34:34

never lost a Swiss Army knife toothpick and

1:34:37

I think it's not if I've ever had they always

1:34:39

fall out never lost one never

1:34:41

lost one yeah so I got

1:34:44

that I got a single blade pocket

1:34:46

knife okay and then of

1:34:48

course I have my dagger why

1:34:51

young dude which I

1:34:53

talked on my sock what was that that's

1:34:55

my traditional gosh dagger

1:34:59

what's it called down dude dude

1:35:02

I've never said it out loud so I'm not really

1:35:04

sure well

1:35:07

you know what you're not gonna be able to be

1:35:09

laid it down with all these knives and addresses

1:35:11

Santa's going down the well no of course

1:35:13

I don't have all my knives I have

1:35:16

a special knife for one I'm saying so

1:35:20

what are you talking about Santa doesn't have

1:35:23

a knife come on the

1:35:25

guy travels around the world delivering

1:35:27

presents in one night at

1:35:29

the very least like a letter opener at the very

1:35:32

end I processed it well he's got

1:35:35

open packages and things no I mean the letter

1:35:37

opening probably happens weeks in advance of Christmas probably

1:35:49

yeah of course he

1:35:52

drops off the president the kids open them okay

1:35:54

so then what we use the knife for in

1:35:56

case you got a new scrape oh my gosh

1:35:58

there's all kinds of things out there I don't

1:36:00

know. It's, you know. Into

1:36:03

a scrape of a five-year-old who stayed up to see him? No.

1:36:06

If you believe in Santa and you believe he can do

1:36:08

all those things, who knows what else is out there? There

1:36:10

is a big naughty list. Yeah, exactly.

1:36:13

And some people might take exception to

1:36:15

that. All right. I'm going to

1:36:17

say this right now. I really, really wish you

1:36:19

wouldn't wear one knife to play Santa. Okay? Consider

1:36:23

it. Will you consider it? I'll consider it.

1:36:25

Okay. Also, you have not practiced

1:36:27

this like 30-foot drop or whatever, five-story drop. No, I

1:36:29

will practice it, of course. It

1:36:31

would be ridiculous to not practice it. Yes, it would.

1:36:34

And it would be ridiculous to practice it with

1:36:36

a knife on your person. I will practice this

1:36:38

straight 30-foot drop. Thank you. You

1:36:42

might want to drop the knife first. No,

1:36:44

we're not doing a knife. No. I

1:36:47

don't land on the knife. I'm just trying to compromise.

1:36:49

Here's what I would do. I jump down the chimney,

1:36:51

throw the knife up in the air. Come on, and

1:36:53

the kids go, hooray! No, then I land. I catch

1:36:55

the knife. And then the kids

1:36:57

go, hooray! They're definitely going to go,

1:36:59

catch the knife in your teeth. Can

1:37:02

you imagine? I can't. I forgot what I

1:37:04

was talking to. He's going to think about that for a while. He's going

1:37:06

to put that on his visual board. I don't suggest a magic. I mean,

1:37:08

he came up, I suggest you. All right, babe, you

1:37:10

had more than just like a blue line in your head, in

1:37:12

your imagination. It's

1:37:19

not in my head. I try to

1:37:21

explain this. He gets mad every time

1:37:23

we don't understand how his imagination works.

1:37:25

It's impossible to fathom. He's

1:37:28

describing, but he still does get upset. I can

1:37:30

picture the words, and I know the meanings of

1:37:32

the words. When

1:37:34

you hear that song, pure imagination, does it

1:37:36

make you angry? Oh, yeah. Not

1:37:39

many things make me. Also, just by imagination. We're

1:37:41

going to live my way, Willy style? No, just

1:37:43

in the case of the Four Tops. Just by

1:37:46

imagination, once again. Oh, hey, that's pretty good. Yeah.

1:37:48

Well, I'm just saying, it's good when you find

1:37:50

songs where you kind of are only required to

1:37:57

sing the same notes. It works out pretty good. Okay.

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