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From our earliest days, we've
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gathered around the fire for
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warmth and comfort. But
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beyond the light of the dying
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embers, there is
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the darkness. And
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it's in the darkness of the
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night where we find ourselves. Waiting,
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yearning for the dawn to banish
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our fears. But
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our campfire holds more than
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firelight. For with
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us, you will hear the
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tales that make the nightmares engulf
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you. And
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you dare not close your
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eyes. Embrace
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yourself for the
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No Sleep Podcast. Welcome
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your host, David Cummings. Where
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does the time go? This is
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on it, and we'll send out emails
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soon. Now
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let's talk about... the end
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of the world as we know it. If
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the song is correct, I guess we should
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feel fine about that. Of course,
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most of the time, save for
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some sort of catastrophic asteroid strike
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or the sun exploding, the concept
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of the end of the world
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really means the end of human
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existence. Or at least the end
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of our civilization, our society, our way of
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life, that kind of thing. And
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isn't it funny, and by funny
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I mean hilarious, that so
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many of the major reasons why our existence
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might be going the way of the dodo
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are basically staring us right in the face
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these days? Nuclear war,
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pandemics, climate change which will
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make the Earth all but
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uninhabitable? Hard to get
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away from those threats, right? Well
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then, it's a good thing we have
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stories for you this week which will
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get you to think of the other
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ways we humans are doomed. Hey listen,
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you come here to be scared, not
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to be cheered up, right? So
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whether it's disease, the environment,
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or yeah, even demons, it
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seems we humans have our
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days numbered and the clock
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is getting close to striking
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midnight. Ah
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well, if we're going out, it's
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nice to share our final moments
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together around the campfire. And
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now, the sun has set, the
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fire glows bright, brace
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yourself for the darkness of
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the night. him.
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Ah, but don't worry, that's a good thing. You
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see, he's no longer possessed by a
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demon. That's good news,
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right? Well, as we'll
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hear in this tale, shared with
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us by author Michael Pico, the
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man tells us that he's now
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at greater risk for another possession,
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just like everyone else in his
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position. Performing
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this tale is David Alt. So
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it can suck to lose your home
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or your possessions, but when it comes
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to demons, you'd think it would be
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good to be dispossessed. You've
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all heard the stories by now. The
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sad and frightening tale of Lancaster
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Marin, Regan MacNeil, and
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the exploits of that oh-so-naughty demon
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prince, Pazuzu. Yes, you've
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all seen the movie, the parodies and
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the remakes, and all the derivative dreck
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that followed. I'm old
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enough to remember the scandal when The
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Exorcist was released. And
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how the fundamentalists howled.
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They frothed and gnashed their teeth,
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condemning the movie en masse, especially
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in the UK. Christian
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task forces were mobilized to save
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the souls of moviegoers. The
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Festival of Light, I think one of the groups
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was called. This footage
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of them harassing and picketing the
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theatres that dared to show such
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a decadent and ungodly film, but
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remarkably less footage of them offering
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the viewers spiritual support after the
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show. I
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suppose they were only doing what they thought
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was right, and at least they didn't sit
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on their divands at home and offer their
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thoughts and prayers like the so-called Christians do
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today. What was it that
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James the Apostle said? Something about
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faith without faith? works. What
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nobody ever mentions is what happens
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to the possessed after the demons
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are removed and are consigned back
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to hell, back to their foul
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and unclean niches in the netherworld.
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Oh no. It's all
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a happy ending in Hollywood once the
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priest wipes the green vomitus from his
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brow and limps off into the sunset.
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All hail Max von Sydow, the conquering
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hero. And
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for the recently possessed, the dispossessed,
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as I like to call us,
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the ordeal is far from
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over. After all,
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by all appearances we seem to be the
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same. And for
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the most part we look and act like the
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people we were before. There
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is no other peering out into
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the world from behind our eyes,
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no squirming and writhing across the
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ceiling, no more boils and screaming
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obscenities and blasphemies, but the
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truth is, deep down inside,
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where it counts, you see, we
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are not the same. After
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the exorcism, you are no longer
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you. At
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least not the same you as before. You
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may not be possessed any longer, but
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you are far from rejoining God's lily
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white flock. What
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nobody ever tells you, what nobody
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ever admits to, is that
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there is still some residual darkness
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left over inside you. It's
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a darkness that taints you. It's
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a stain on your soul that
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will never quite be pristine again.
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The priests or movie producers or the
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sanctimonious festival of light protesters never tell
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you about that. But
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really, how would
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they know? To Them
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exorcism is not unlike putting out a house
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fire. Once The flames are extinguished, the firemen
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are. Damn right. It
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seen as a happy ending accepts for a
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child room or to that. It's
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just a isn't it? It's the
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damage to the house that remains. Smoke
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and water damage ashes insult to scare
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away. Sometimes. You can
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save the home. And
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sometimes you can't. Some.
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Places just has to be
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levels. The
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same applies to the dispossessed.
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Or it should for humanity sake.
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And naturally, the dispossessed can be pretty
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tight lipped. After all that we've been
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through, it's not like we want to
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draw any more attention to a spiritual
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or otherwise. That. We
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are rather small community and we
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do talk amongst ourselves, especially now
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with the internet as a is
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the Devil's highway you know. Bay
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in the privacy of our own homes
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away from prying eyes. we can compare
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notes, what the series and to. Is
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the mood is right sir on
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nightmares to. This is
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what passes for a support group
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among me spiritually compromised. Besides
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is not like you can find a forum
9:10
like hours on just any social media site.
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At least. Not a real on
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him. never ceases to amaze any of us.
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Why someone would want to sake of possession?
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It's like pretending you had polio. Just said
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you could spend the rest of your life
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in an iron lung. That.
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Voyeurs take many forms. Doesn't take
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as long to flush the front
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end as out there are things
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you should not know. You see
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things which we know intimately. The.
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Pretenders don't even have the slightest
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clue. For. Those
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like me who were possessed for
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about a week before or exorcism.
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The physiological changes are subtle and
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eventually bait. Direct.
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Sunlight still makes me flinch a bit, but
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now going on three years since my exorcism,
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I'm getting more and more acclimated. as
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One poor fellow in our group from Africa
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who suffered his possession for several years and
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he's a mess, even after being
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demon free for nearly twenty years. He
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has constant night terrors and suffers
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from some rare and dreadful
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form of arthritis now. He
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can't stand going outside unless it's during
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the day and then he just seizes
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up staring into the shadows. That's
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one symptom we all share. We
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are, each and every one of us, wary
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of the shadows. The
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unpossessed never consider the true nature
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of light. More
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to the point, light's absence. All
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that the dispossessed see are
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shadows. Or rather, those
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are what we noticed first and foremost.
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Much like an oil painting, our perceptions
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are laid down dark to light. Some
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say that our fixation is on the
10:55
gloom but that's not entirely accurate. And
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it's not some clever euphemism
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either. The shadows define
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our world. The deeper
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the darkness, the more we see and
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the less we want to see. All
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of us take great pains
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to avoid the darkness. I
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have high wattage lights throughout my home which
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burn 24-7. The electric bills
11:21
are insane but it's well worth the cost.
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Those people who I let into my life
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these days remark on how bright and cheery
11:29
my place feels, but quite honestly I don't
11:31
think living on the surface of the sun
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would provide enough illumination for me. We
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had a South American woman in a little group for
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a while. She lived in Venezuela.
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The rolling electrical blackouts eventually took their toll
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on her and she threw herself from a
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bridge one dark night. Like
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other dispossessed from the first world
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I have ample generator backup if
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my power ever fails or falters.
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But even then when the lights flicker my
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heart flutters in my chest like a
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trapped bird. Most of
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the dispossessed will tell you that they
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experienced a loss of their sense of
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smell after their possession. That's
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not entirely accurate, but it is a common
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enough white lie that we all tell at
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one point or another. It's
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not that we can't smell
12:18
anything anymore. It's just
12:20
that nothing seems to overcome
12:22
the sense of sulphur and
12:24
excrement seared into our sinuses.
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It's one of the first things that you
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experience during the possession and one
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of the after-effects that lingers the longest.
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Remember the dispossessed man in South
12:37
Africa that I mentioned? He solved
12:40
this particular problem by cutting off
12:42
his nose entirely. He just
12:44
said that he was olfactory-neuted.
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He was disfigured, of course, but he
12:49
told us he just couldn't take
12:52
the stench any longer. I
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can't say that I blame him. The
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smell absolutely ruins your sense of taste.
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Even the most gluttonous of us prior
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to our possession become real thin afterwards.
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It's not like we're not absolutely ravenous,
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mind you. It's just that everything we
13:08
eat tastes like ashes in our mouths.
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Everything from the sweetest candy
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to the strongest whiskey to the most
13:15
pungent of cheeses. All
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ashes. Not that that's
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an entirely bad thing. For a lot of us,
13:22
the boils in our throats never fully heal, and
13:24
it can be quite painful for us to swallow
13:26
just about anything. One
13:28
saving grace is a potent numbing
13:31
agent that dentists use. It's expensive
13:33
but medically necessary for some
13:35
of us. I find
13:37
that it kills most of the ashen taste, too.
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possession can be one hell of a
13:44
diet plan. I
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theorize that it's the residual darkness
14:03
inside of us that lowers our
14:05
spiritual resistance to possession by demonic
14:07
entities, but that theory is
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widely debatable. Most
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of us have a deeply religious
14:14
conversion after our possession, and given
14:16
our experiences, that's an understandable response.
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I liken religion to taking
14:22
antibiotics during an illness. The
14:24
antibiotics keep the infections away,
14:26
just as religion does the
14:28
daimonium. But
14:31
like a virus, some of the legion
14:33
are becoming resilient. They are
14:36
evolving, adapting,
14:38
they are getting stronger,
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more virulent, and aggressive.
14:43
A former priest turned atheist illustrates
14:46
this theory nicely. A priest should
14:48
be utterly immune to possession, right?
14:51
Is spiritually inoculated by the
14:53
nature of his profession? But
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shortly after leaving the priesthood,
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Father Zanshe fell prey to
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one of Leviathan's many minions.
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His exorcism, I'm told, was quite rigorous.
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Nevertheless he was possessed again
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shortly thereafter, and by the
15:10
same demonic entity too. The
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demon was dispelled a second
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time by employing the less
15:17
common but highly effective Benedictine
15:19
formulae, Varderetrosotana. The
15:21
former priest once again recovered, only to
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be possessed a third time. Unfortunately
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that time he succumbed to the privations
15:29
of the demon and immolated himself in
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front of the archdiocese. The
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possession, much less the suicide, of
15:37
a former priest was undoubtedly considered
15:39
quite the conquest by legion. I've
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researched the priest's case myself. The
15:46
testimony of his possession is disturbing, but not
15:49
all that surprising. Following
15:52
each possession he was debriefed by
15:54
the archdiocese, his account
15:56
makes for interesting if not
15:59
disturbing reasons. leading. During
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his interviews he described in gruesome
16:03
detail his spiritual displacement as the
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demon laid claim to his corporeal
16:08
body. Zanshe claimed
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that his soul was transported to the
16:12
sewers beneath the city of Dis. He
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describes this place as a low
16:17
and broad cavern, dark
16:19
except for the dull red radiant glow from
16:22
the city above it. Boiling
16:24
sewage spilled from a thousand rank
16:26
holes bored into the ceiling there
16:29
and pooled in the vast black
16:31
lake of excrement and blood. A
16:34
species of dreadful flies flourished in
16:36
the sewers endlessly searching for someone
16:39
to feed upon and
16:41
to host their hellish brood.
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These flies made their nests among the
16:46
eroded pylons and stalactites which arced down
16:48
from the ceiling, forming tiny
16:51
strands in foul waste waters there.
16:54
Beneath the waves, horrible serpents
16:56
stirred. He describes their
16:58
blackened snouts cresting the black waves
17:01
sniffing the air, eager to find
17:03
some lost soul to consume. Twice
17:06
his soul was sent to this dreadful
17:08
place while the servants of the Leviathan
17:10
ravaged his body. Twice he
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navigated the fetid waters beyond the
17:15
sewers to gaze out at the
17:17
endless bog surrounding Dis, only
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to have his soul drawn back into
17:22
his writhing and aching body. I
17:25
pray that he found some respite
17:27
from this torment, but the Diocese
17:30
claims that suicides are consigned to
17:32
the Bosco dei Suicidi, the
17:34
woods of the suicides. A
17:37
place far removed from the sewers of Dis,
17:39
admittedly but quite nightmarish, just the same.
17:43
The Bosco dei Suicidi lies
17:45
in the seventh bulger of
17:47
hell. It's a
17:49
vast forest of souls, the
17:51
damned, the suicides, transformed into
17:54
gnarled and twisted trees and
17:57
is populated by harpies and voracious
17:59
giants. At least,
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that is, if Dante is to be
18:04
believed. And
18:07
take it from one of the
18:09
dispossessed, there are just too many
18:11
specifics in Dante's Inferno for it
18:13
not to be true. The
18:16
dispossessed's tendency toward repossession has led
18:18
myself and others in our group
18:20
to believe that there is a
18:23
greater stratagem at play than the
18:25
Church may suspect. The
18:27
priests may battle individual possessions but they
18:29
are losing sight of the larger picture.
18:32
Not only are the Daemonium
18:34
becoming more resilient to the
18:36
standardized exorcism protocols, but
18:39
they are also cultivating an ever-growing
18:41
segment of the population for repossession.
18:44
We believe that these incursions are
18:46
designed to weaken key members of
18:48
our society in preparation of a
18:50
larger assault. Once
18:52
a critical mass is achieved, the
18:54
spiritually compromised will become the first
18:57
wave of shock troops in Lucifer's
18:59
world domination. I
19:01
have only shared this information with a select number
19:03
of the dispossessed. All of them,
19:05
each and every one, have ended up dead. I
19:09
am writing this in hopes that my
19:11
theory, my warning, will prompt the necessary
19:13
action from the Church to prevent this
19:15
terrible occurrence. I do
19:17
not expect to deliver this warning while I
19:19
am alive. The Devil's minions are legion and
19:22
already I fear that my life may soon
19:24
be forfeit. Am I mad? Perhaps.
19:27
But the recent deaths of my friends
19:29
and colleagues among the dispossessed have strengthened
19:31
my resolve and galvanized my conviction that
19:33
my theory is true. I
19:36
ask that you publish this statement in whatever
19:38
manner or by whatever means you have available
19:40
to— Dammit. The
19:43
electricity has gone out. Again.
19:47
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19:49
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19:51
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Now back to the campfire. You'll
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have to be alerts for this next tale. Have
21:56
you ever been minding your own business when all of a
21:59
sudden you're full of money? The phone erupts
22:01
with a screeching noise and the
22:03
screen lights up with an emergency
22:05
alert warning. Daring, isn't it?
22:09
Fortunately, there are often things that aren't really
22:11
going to affect you that much. But
22:14
in this tale, shared with us by
22:16
author Elle Turpit, we meet a woman
22:18
who gets an alert, and
22:20
this one is serious. And
22:23
where the heck is her husband when she
22:25
needs him? In
22:27
this tale are Penny Scott
22:29
Andrews, Ash Millman, Andy Creswell,
22:32
Erika Sanderson, and David
22:34
Alt. So when
22:36
faced with calamity, do what it takes to
22:39
keep your loved ones alive, even
22:41
if you have to... Die for
22:43
her. Where
22:58
the fuck was Luke? The
23:01
trick in any relationship. Never
23:04
give or take too much. Strike
23:07
a balance. There were things
23:09
I didn't need anyone for, and
23:11
things where it was simply nice to have my
23:14
partner at my side. Equally,
23:16
Tim Stafer absolutely could
23:19
not, would not ever
23:21
do without my husband. This
23:24
definitely seemed like one of the latter.
23:27
He'd gone outside for a frag and couldn't have
23:29
picked a worse time. The
23:32
sound came from seemingly nowhere,
23:34
layering over the pop music blaring
23:37
from every speaker. Fluence
23:40
ringing in my ears. Chloe
23:42
stared at me, searching for someone who could
23:44
tell her what to do. I
23:47
understood. I wanted an adult too.
23:50
But as I stared at my stepdaughter, I realised
23:53
there was no one else to help me. Point-l
24:00
was relying on me to tell her what was going on.
24:03
Someone dropped the bowling ball they'd been about to roll,
24:05
a little kid about Chloe's
24:07
age, a lain over. The
24:09
balls then rolled into the next
24:11
section, knocking a man's foot. Sirens
24:14
over the sound of rolling balls
24:16
and wearing machinery and pins getting
24:18
knocked down. He was coming
24:21
from the fence. Chloe? I
24:24
know sweetie, I know.
24:26
Protect my mobile. What
24:29
the fuck was a UK emergency
24:31
alert? Nationwide,
24:33
remain indoors until
24:35
further instructions issued.
24:38
Chloe stood right against me and I put
24:40
my hand between her shoulder blades. It's
24:43
okay, your dad will be back
24:45
now in a minute. He hadn't
24:47
come back and when the
24:49
screaming started from somewhere out of sight
24:52
past the cafe and arcade, we
24:54
ran through an employee only
24:56
door and out the other side of the
24:59
entertainment center. The opposite side
25:01
to where Luke would have gone. People
25:03
streamed out following us. Some
25:06
stopped looking around like they had no
25:08
clue where to go. Some
25:10
were on their phones. The gray
25:13
sky threatened rain but not
25:15
quite. I stared up at it, not
25:18
sure what was happening. The
25:21
air felt strange, hazy.
25:24
Cars raced past and emergency
25:26
vehicle sirens blared. I
25:29
held Chloe looking at the people as
25:31
they came out. They gathered near us
25:33
asking each other what the fuck was
25:35
happening. Chloe kept staring at my face.
25:38
But the poor kid didn't say anything. I
25:41
pulled her close, put my hand
25:43
on the back of her head as a stream of
25:45
people turned into a trickle. The last
25:48
handful was cups and bruises. A few
25:50
looking days staring around like they didn't
25:52
know where they were. The
25:55
ground rumbled and I
25:57
held Chloe to her, playing Luke would
25:59
appear. silently begging him
26:01
to come round the corner or walk through
26:03
that door. We needed
26:06
him. The door swung shut,
26:09
and we all looked at each other, then around. My
26:12
heart sunk. I took Chloe's
26:14
hand. Stay close to
26:16
me, okay? She nodded. We
26:19
never even spent any time one on one. Not
26:22
because I didn't want to, it just never
26:24
happened. If the kid got
26:26
so little time with her dad, I wasn't about to
26:28
take away from that. Really,
26:31
what's going on? A
26:33
few people looked their way. I
26:35
don't know, Tiddo, but it's going
26:37
to be okay. We... The
26:39
ground shut. The door
26:42
banged open, snacking into the walls, and
26:44
with it came the screams from inside
26:46
the center. For a second,
26:48
I thought the man who appeared was Luke, and
26:51
dread made my blood run cold. The
26:54
man leaned on the door frame, one hand on
26:56
the side of his stomach, blood
26:58
seeping out between his fingers. His
27:01
face was pale. His hair
27:03
matted with blood. His
27:05
gaze roamed over the group as he's struggling
27:07
to focus. A woman moved
27:09
towards him, reaching out. He
27:12
shook his head and uttered
27:14
one word, run,
27:16
before his eyes rolled up
27:19
and he sank down. He
27:21
wasn't Luke, just a man
27:23
with the same build and insimular clothes.
27:25
Though what man around us wasn't wearing
27:27
some variation of jeans and shirt? The
27:31
others took his word as a command, grabbing
27:33
the children nearest him and legging it. Chloe
27:36
clung to me, whimpering. I
27:39
stared at the man in the doorway, my
27:41
heart thumping harder than I ever would have
27:43
thought possible. We couldn't
27:45
leave, could we? But
27:48
Luke, I didn't
27:50
know what to do. Luke
27:53
would be around the other side of the entertainment center,
27:56
but I had no way of knowing if he'd
27:58
come back in or been hurt or anything. ended
28:00
up somewhere else. The
28:02
ground rumbled again, and I
28:04
stared down at the tarmac. At the car
28:07
park to our right, there's
28:09
a tarmac, and a caterer. Water,
28:12
and where the scent has curved round, glass,
28:15
shutters, smoke billowing out.
28:18
The few stragglers screamed, and with a
28:20
strength I didn't know I possessed, I
28:22
scooped Chloe up, holding the seven-year-old close
28:24
to me. She buried her head in
28:26
my shoulder. The sky
28:29
darkened, a bit back
28:31
the swear words I wanted to utter, trying to
28:33
hold quick to the idea Luke was there, somewhere,
28:36
trying to get to us. What
28:38
if he'd gone into the centre? What
28:41
if he was making his way across the boarding
28:43
alley to get to us? We
28:45
were too far from home to head there. To
28:48
our left was the bay proper, restaurants
28:50
and a cinema, and a huge theatre we
28:52
scrimped and saved a go to on the
28:54
odd occasion. I could wait
28:57
here, but the air was spilling
28:59
with dust, the building not able
29:01
to hold out against whatever was happening.
29:04
How many times had me and Luke strolled round
29:06
here, killing time before going
29:08
to the theatre or enjoying a summer
29:10
evening? He proposed to me
29:13
down here, down on the
29:15
boardwalk, near the bridge, when
29:17
it was quiet, and you could hear the waves
29:19
lapping against the docks. He wouldn't
29:21
want us to wait here. I
29:24
knew, had known all along,
29:26
what he would have wanted. I
29:28
found it, and I found it,
29:30
and I found it
29:33
at you there. I
29:35
was just an urge to just tell you,
29:37
behind Luke, to join him, whatever
29:39
that meant. I couldn't. I
29:42
need you to take my hand,
29:45
and we're gonna run, okay? You
29:48
have to stick with me Chloe. We're
29:50
going to the water. Okay, Dad.
29:53
Your father will find us, I
29:55
promise. Hating myself for the fact I
29:58
didn't know if it was true or not. God,
30:00
I hoped it was true. But
30:02
this was Luke. And if he
30:04
was okay, he would have found us by
30:06
now. Maybe he'd turn up.
30:09
Nothing in this world could keep him away from us if
30:11
he had his way. On
30:13
our first day, he told me flat
30:16
out Chloe came first, always
30:18
and forever. Without him
30:20
here, I had to stick to that. I
30:23
don't know what's going on. But
30:25
we'll find a boat and we'll be safe. Another
30:29
rumble. And this time the curved
30:31
corner collapsed. I put
30:33
Chloe on the ground, down her head, and
30:35
we ran. Scatterings
30:37
of people ran this way and that.
30:39
No one knowing exactly where they would
30:42
or should go. Something drew my eyes
30:44
to the sky, skidding to a stop near
30:46
the theater. In a darkened
30:48
sky, nights flew, two
30:51
circling each other before they charged, passing
30:54
together. The wind was
30:57
asking more of more shadowing
30:59
buildings and stone and plaster
31:01
and piles flying off. I squinted,
31:04
seeing shapes in the lights, hazy
31:06
figures that came in and out of
31:08
focus. As if my mind didn't
31:11
want to quite see what they
31:13
were. In the shadow of
31:15
the huge theater, I looked around the
31:18
basin. We had to get
31:20
to the basin, to the wooden path that led
31:22
to the docks. There'd be boats there. Me?
31:25
What are we doing? I bit
31:27
my lip, staring at the huge
31:30
steel pillars in the basin itself. As
31:32
if they fell. More lights
31:35
in the sky, and a
31:37
deep dark shadow falling over
31:39
so much. My heart,
31:42
my brain blocking out what was happening and
31:44
focusing only on safety, on getting
31:46
Chloe to safety. We're
31:48
getting you to your mum.
31:51
But Dad would want you to
31:53
be safe. I
31:55
looked down at her, at the tears and
31:57
her red eyes, but I had to stop my heart. from
32:00
breaking. She looked so,
32:02
so scared. I wished I
32:05
could tell her it was all going to be okay. We
32:07
would be safe. But the
32:09
words wouldn't come out. Another
32:12
clash in the sky. And
32:14
while the groaning creep of fear
32:16
no longer holding, I asked
32:19
myself, and I danced closely to the
32:22
hand and crouch, holding her beneath me,
32:24
keeping her fist against me, clothing
32:27
my eyes as flakes out. Out,
32:29
Miss Embell at
32:40
this. I could feel Chloe's heart beating,
32:42
but here her stools and chills breath. But good
32:48
signs, signs of life, and I hoped
32:50
that it was keeping whatever
32:52
was hitting me off her.
32:54
We were just far enough from the theater. We hadn't
32:56
been hit with the worst of it. But others
32:59
weren't so fortunate. Not
33:03
far away, a woman was sprawled on
33:05
the ground, the sharp corner of a
33:07
broken pile sticking out her head. A
33:10
man slumped over a table outside a
33:13
nearby cafe, his eyes wide and mouth
33:15
open and blood crawling on the table.
33:18
Similar scenes around me. People
33:21
dotted here and there, covered
33:23
in gray and brown, dust and
33:25
brick, slate and steel
33:28
pipes. I swallowed my bile,
33:31
realized I was still holding Chloe's head against
33:33
me. She coughed again. I
33:36
forced my body to move. She needed
33:39
to be safe. I had to keep her safe.
33:42
However I could. It was like
33:44
teaching yourself to walk all over again. Flashes
33:47
of lights above us threatened to distract
33:49
me. Sirens sounded
33:52
distorted, and somewhere
33:54
someone wailed, piercing
33:56
and shrill. I focused
33:58
on me. I focused
34:00
on Chloe. They ignored
34:03
the bodies reaching out to me, begging
34:05
for my help. Ignored the screams of
34:07
those whose minds had snapped. Mine
34:10
was on the verge. I could
34:12
feel it threatening to break. A
34:15
compulsion to just stop, to
34:18
drop what I carried, sit and never
34:20
move again. The air
34:23
smelled of burning. Poor. I couldn't
34:26
stop. If I stopped moving,
34:28
we were both done for. Three.
34:31
Three and thirsty. We're
34:34
almost at the water. I
34:36
kept my gaze ahead, where the basin angled
34:38
down and narrowed at the end, going under
34:40
a footbridge. I couldn't
34:42
see the water, but I would. We
34:45
would. Stay
34:47
still, sweetie. Luke would
34:49
never have asked me to die for her. Chloe,
34:53
do you remember when me and your
34:55
father got married? She made it.
34:58
Still pressed against me. I
35:00
never understood those women who dated men
35:02
with children and did everything in their
35:04
power to push those kids in. I
35:07
never understood the men who allowed me. How
35:10
could you claim to love your partner and
35:13
not love their children? You
35:15
look so beautiful. It
35:18
came to the decking. It was split
35:20
in parts, woods sticking up in the air
35:22
and around the halls. So
35:25
did you. I smiled. Ashes
35:28
of blood mixed in with water. Remember
35:30
when you came and helped me pick out
35:33
my dress? I bypassed a
35:35
hole and focused on getting to the boats. There
35:37
had to be boats there. Please
35:39
God, let there be boats there. Yeah,
35:43
you look like a princess. Hello.
35:46
She'd said it then, too. In almost every dress I
35:48
showed her, my mother and my
35:50
maid of honor. Every time I stepped out, Chloe had asked, her eyes
35:52
white. But
35:56
do you know what my favorite part
35:59
of my life is? that day was. I
36:03
cringed, glancing to where the voice came
36:05
from. The large concrete blocks
36:07
that served partly a seating had
36:09
collapsed. Someone was trapped in there. Oh
36:12
God, please help
36:15
me. Chloe shattered in
36:17
my arms, pulling back and looking up
36:19
at me. When you got
36:21
to case study, Chloe
36:25
moved ahead. My hands snapped
36:27
into place, gently pushing her to look at
36:29
me. It was when
36:31
I officially became your
36:33
stepmother. She smiled,
36:36
but it was uncertain. My
36:39
stomach clenched at the dull look in her eyes,
36:42
the strange pallor of her skin under the
36:44
dust. Please, do you have
36:47
some water? I
36:49
just need... Someone there. I
36:52
need help. I can't see. I... I
36:56
was wreckage as it were, fallen
36:58
stones and broken wood, and people
37:00
trapped under the boardwalk along
37:03
the edges. More cries from
37:05
the docks just past the wall. Above
37:08
us, there were sounds of people
37:10
moving, crying, screaming. I
37:13
put my hand at the back of Chloe's neck. My
37:15
throat was dry, my eyes
37:17
swinging. I did
37:20
not. On a normal day,
37:22
the closer to the water you got, the colder
37:24
the air became. Now, I
37:27
grew hotter with every step. I
37:29
came out under the bridge, surveyed the town
37:31
across the water, the flames
37:34
dancing on the skyline. The
37:36
church still stood. Then when
37:38
there was another thundering rumble, this one accompanied
37:40
by a flash of light, the bell
37:43
tower trembled. We really hadn't
37:45
walked far, but I was
37:47
exhausted. And when I looked at the
37:49
water, the urge to cry
37:51
almost broke me. Almost.
37:54
I lowered Chloe, but kept her past
37:57
against my leg. Don't look,
37:59
darling. I said, even
38:02
as I found myself unable to look
38:04
away, the water babbled, steam
38:07
rising from it, fish
38:09
floated on the surface, glassy
38:11
eyes staring upwards, and
38:13
boats drifted, bodies hanging
38:15
over the sides, one
38:18
not too far from the docks, with
38:20
fingers trailing in the water, and
38:23
the water sizzled. The smell of
38:25
pork mingled with that of fish,
38:27
and I swallowed bile. But
38:29
boats had been tied up here were gone, along
38:32
with the moorings that had kept them docked.
38:35
Somewhere out there, I guess. There was no accessing
38:37
the open sea from here, not
38:39
without going through the barrage. And who was going
38:42
to operate it? I laughed,
38:45
causing Chloe to look up at me, frowning
38:47
as blood dripped over the sides of the
38:49
boats and into the water. The
38:52
skies thundered, the boom loud enough
38:54
to hold her. She went, holding on
38:56
to me. And thinking,
38:59
I stroked her hair. Where
39:03
could we go? With the
39:05
way things were shaking, the debris littering
39:07
the ground and the docks and drifting
39:09
on the air surrounding us. Chloe
39:12
coughed again. We were at the edge
39:14
of the water, surrounded by restaurants
39:17
and bars, yet their windows
39:19
were smashed, entryways crumbled, blocked.
39:22
Nothing to eat, nothing to drink, nothing
39:25
to sustain us. And if
39:28
we walked into the city centre itself, I
39:30
tended to think what state it was all in. Everything
39:33
seemed so unfair. Not
39:36
for me. Life shouldn't be perfect. I'd
39:40
grown up, set out on my own,
39:42
graduated from university, let the love of
39:45
my life, had a career and got
39:47
to have a role in a wonderful,
39:49
brilliant kid's life. It
39:51
was unfair for her. I
39:53
took her hand, turned her away
39:55
from the water. My flash
39:57
of light and my skin started to... I
40:01
ignored it as Chloe waited for me
40:03
to speak. How honest to
40:05
be with her. Her skin
40:07
was turning red. I'm going
40:09
to try and get you home, but
40:12
it'll be a lot of walking. She
40:14
frowned, tilting her head. How
40:17
long? It was like
40:19
sunburn sped up, the way the
40:21
red on her neck darkened, blisters
40:23
appearing before my eyes. For
40:26
a while. I'll carry you much
40:28
as I can. If
40:30
you can walk, you've got to
40:32
walk, okay? I'll get you back
40:34
to your mum, and your dad will find
40:36
us. Her eyes filled with
40:39
tears. Okay. You're
40:42
hurting, kiddo. We
40:44
reached the steps, leading up to the
40:46
row of bars and rasping. Chloe
40:48
nodded. I'd left my bag.
40:51
My bag containing my purse and pinkiness and
40:53
keys to the house. And
40:55
any one of those things would have been useful right now. Her
40:59
regard told of me for decking candles and
41:01
wood creaks. Even now, up
41:03
here, it opens stables. Without
41:06
her, the rest of her would turn right in
41:08
our engagement. The start of our
41:10
new life, the cementing of our love. And
41:13
now he was gone. And probably
41:15
everyone else. And suddenly,
41:17
I couldn't breathe. Three
41:19
weeks after the engagement. But
41:22
his mind was all in it. It
41:26
was a long, weird night of waiting. Waiting
41:29
to see if she'd make it until morning to take
41:31
her to the vet. Knowing if she
41:33
did, we'd be saying, oh, goodbye's anyway. The
41:36
pains had been unimaginable. Like
41:39
nothing I'd ever experienced before. Until
41:42
now, Luke wasn't coming back.
41:45
And neither were we. A rumble.
41:48
And ahead of us, the decking collapsed. Chloe
41:50
screamed as it all fell into the water.
41:52
And I got to my knees, holding her
41:54
tight. From the corner of my
41:56
eye, I could still see those lights in the sky. Luring
41:59
round. and forth. Even
42:01
if we could get back to the road, where would
42:03
we go? Everywhere I looked,
42:06
buildings were collapsing. And if this
42:08
really was the end, well, I
42:11
wasn't a survivor. I wasn't
42:14
built for that. Luke
42:16
had all the plans and ideas
42:18
and knowledge for surviving the apocalypse.
42:21
I probably made things worse for the both of us
42:23
by dragging her to the water rather than following the
42:25
cars. Hold tight. I
42:28
wrapped my arms around her. We'll
42:30
see your dad's youth, okay? She
42:33
nodded against me. Okay.
42:35
I love you, Chloe. I love
42:37
you, Reeve. I felt
42:40
them squeezing her as tight as I
42:42
possibly could. Don't let
42:44
go. Wait. The
42:47
boards creak. Close your
42:49
eyes, kiddo. Okay. I
42:52
wanted to tell her it would all be
42:54
fine. But I could. Did
42:56
I warn her about the pay? Did
42:59
I tell her it would be over soon? Would
43:02
that scare her more? I
43:04
just want to scare her more. I
43:06
held onto her, looking out over
43:08
the bay, containing my dark. But I
43:10
saw the water swirling and rising out
43:13
past the barrage. The
43:15
dark gray sky was lit up with
43:17
the occasional light appearing from behind the
43:19
clouds. The strange ashy haze
43:21
fills the air. It
43:23
was really beautiful.
43:27
I took a deep breath. The
43:29
boardwalk collapsed beneath us, till
43:31
we fell with scratching skin. Chloe
43:34
screamed as we hit the water, the
43:36
sound cutting off. It was slowly
43:39
down, overtaken by
43:41
sizzling. The rush
43:43
of water from silence, the
43:46
hot haze. Then
43:48
Chloe let go of me. But
43:50
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43:53
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was Thursday morning, 3am. She
47:14
watched the blood-stained and bone-shattered sliding
47:16
glass doors open to the man
47:19
alone. His wife Lee had
47:21
been at his side the other times, her hair
47:23
less red and more white each visit. He'd
47:26
been extremely swollen before. His color
47:28
had improved, no longer bright red,
47:30
closer to putty. He
47:32
was smiling, actually smiling.
47:35
Was he like cured? It made
47:37
something flutter in Harriet, made her a
47:39
guest. You
47:42
again? My good nurse. I could
47:44
ask you the same thing, Dave. My
47:47
lucky night, or morning.
47:49
Good morning. Will Lee be joining
47:52
us? She's parking
47:54
the car. Harriet
47:56
usually sneered at all things suburban and
47:58
wholehearted. He used to
48:00
believe in the devil. She'd lost count of
48:03
her piercings and tattoos. She
48:05
didn't feel fully dressed unless she was half naked in
48:07
clothes with holes in them. Something
48:09
about this precious, dull couple coming to
48:11
her during the worst moments of their
48:14
lives. They were church-going
48:16
Pentecostals who didn't curse. They
48:18
were Super Normcore. Cackey
48:20
pants and flannel shirts for him,
48:23
modest-length dresses for her, pretty floral
48:25
patterns. Not a lick
48:27
of makeup honor as opposed to Harriet's
48:29
Halloween mask, one of her old boyfriends called it.
48:32
Why are we here tonight? He
48:35
glanced back at the spiderweb doors, then turned
48:37
to Harriet and put his hand to the side
48:39
of his mouth like telling her a secret. I
48:43
think, my dear, tonight will be
48:45
my last. Maybe
48:50
things would have turned out different had a doctor
48:53
bothered to show up that night. The
48:55
staff had gotten used to MD-less nights,
48:57
dockless days, never sure who would be
49:00
there or not. Not
49:02
even security guards. All the
49:04
nurses packed heat. At
49:06
least the chopper pilot still showed, shift after
49:08
shift. Chopper Kyle. Even
49:10
coked up, he was a lifesaver. When
49:13
not flying patients to the closest,
49:15
honest-of-fuck hospital, this one used to
49:17
be, Harriet was told, in Sioux Falls,
49:19
a hundred miles away, he sat
49:21
in the ER lobby with his hunting rifle and
49:23
a bag of cocaine. All
49:26
the security this place had left.
49:29
The chopper was for anything more serious
49:31
than a patchable wound or a
49:33
bacterial infection needing what few antibiotics
49:35
still work or a shot of
49:37
sweet death because, dude, you
49:39
had the virus and sending you home would only spread
49:42
the goddamn thing further. Harriet
49:44
would tell one patient, dude,
49:46
you're fucked. The dude would
49:48
nod, cry, make a few calls and
49:50
say, let's do it. Quick
49:53
injection, smile on his face, asleep
49:56
in a handful of minutes, dead
49:58
in another. tell
50:00
another patient the same thing, and before
50:02
it was out of her mouth, the motherfucker was coming for
50:04
her and she had to shoot him with her gun instead
50:06
of the needle. Still not
50:08
as nasty as with the virus, 26 Scattle
50:10
FIV, did to its victims.
50:17
Harriet had been a C nursing student
50:19
at the local college when a hospital
50:21
administrator who'd pulled out most of her
50:23
hair visited their classroom unannounced and offered
50:25
anyone willing to drop out right then
50:27
and there an official RN license anyway,
50:29
plus a huge bonus. The
50:32
professor didn't even protest. All
50:34
nine students took the offer. Harriet
50:37
was already paying tuition on a stolen credit
50:39
card, sleeping in a dorm room cramped with
50:41
five other people, some not even students. She'd
50:44
never learned to drive, so she stole a rent-a-scooter
50:46
to get herself around town. A
50:48
month later, Harriet was the only nurse of
50:50
her class left. Three returned
50:52
their bonuses the next day and left nursing
50:54
for good. Four lasted a
50:56
few weeks before disappearing. One
50:59
jumped off the roof of the hospital, dead. The
51:02
Scattle Carnage didn't freak out Harriet like it
51:04
did everyone else. She'd never
51:07
felt much for anybody anyway. She'd
51:09
tried to feel something, anything, one
51:12
single thing. She'd tried to
51:14
feel for years and years. She'd
51:17
taken every drug known for pleasure and a
51:19
few known for pain, tattooed
51:21
every inch of her body, sitting
51:24
through excruciating sessions. She'd once
51:26
drowned a cat. She'd cut
51:28
herself with rusty scissors, risky
51:30
sex, meth-fueled orgies, bondage,
51:33
choking. The only
51:35
reason she signed up for nursing was to
51:37
steal better drugs from whatever hospital or clinic
51:39
she found work in. Still
51:41
felt nothing. Then the
51:43
virus. 26 Scattle FIV.
51:46
A real-life apocalypse. Still
51:50
nothing. Until preacher Dave.
51:57
Dave wasn't really a preacher. lay
52:00
person with a nice middle management job at
52:02
the turkey factory in town in his
52:04
late forties but seemed older a goofy
52:07
uncle type he was clean
52:09
living never pushed his religion but wasn't
52:11
ashamed of it often said
52:13
praise the Lord for no reason at all
52:16
never ill at ease with Harriet's appearance cybergoth
52:19
slut most would say Harriet
52:21
was clueless about family Dave
52:24
was like a proper uncle she'd never had
52:27
literally swimming with the scat al
52:29
virus but she couldn't shoot
52:31
him should have couldn't
52:38
the rumors for the origins of 26
52:40
scat al fiv were laughable gmo
52:43
carried on coffee beans from Guatemala
52:45
the melting of the Greenland ice cap
52:48
now this fell thing had definitely come from
52:51
a lab was hard to
52:53
deny like with covid years before a highly
52:56
effective killing machine spraying fully formed from
52:58
bats in the Chinese wet market sure
53:02
RJ fortune Pharma headquartered in
53:04
Gary Indiana a researcher
53:06
spilled some on her shoes open
53:08
toad and went out dancing the
53:11
next part was just CDC speculation best
53:14
guess the researcher got totally wasted went
53:16
home with a co-worker she'd flirted with
53:18
for months stubbed her toe on
53:20
the curb and the virus
53:23
made people explode
53:26
not a metaphor flat out explode
53:29
turned your heart into a ticking time bomb most
53:32
victims showed the usual symptoms fever
53:35
trouble breathing swelling like a blueberry
53:37
and willy wonka except blood red
53:40
but some exploded in the middle of a
53:42
normal conversation or waiting for an ATM or
53:44
standing in line at Subway didn't
53:46
even know they had it every
53:49
hospital room in every town in every
53:51
midwestern state had at least one scattle
53:53
victim explode in it even
53:56
after bleaching the stains remained it
53:59
was spreading It was the
54:01
end of America. It was what
54:03
Dave had. He should have
54:05
been dead weeks ago. Harriet
54:12
put on her double-paned glass mask
54:14
and sprayed all exposed skin with
54:16
polyshield, designed near the end
54:18
of the COVID pandemic, which most people thought was
54:20
overkill. Millions of cans
54:23
ended up in dollar stores until the
54:25
first people began exploding all over Gary,
54:27
then Milwaukee, then Chicago, and so on.
54:31
She had cut her scrubs down to be fashionable. Tight,
54:34
short shorts, sleeveless mid-riff top,
54:36
but the polyshield kept her safe from
54:38
even the worst exposure. She
54:41
asked Dave to come through to the back,
54:43
passing all sorts of fancy equipment that had
54:45
bankrupted the hospital. All of it
54:47
broken, obsolete, dust-caked.
54:50
If Harriet gave her shit about proper procedure
54:52
anymore, she would have shackled Dave to the
54:54
bed in the exam room immediately, then lowered
54:56
the scaddle net over him. Those
54:59
nets helped save the lives of many maintenance
55:01
workers, no longer wallowing in guts while cleaning
55:03
the rooms, if only someone thought of it
55:05
sooner. Instead, Harriet pointed to
55:07
the rolling chair on the floor while she hopped
55:09
up on the bed. Dave
55:12
eased himself into the chair, grimacing
55:14
but still grinning. No
55:16
new color tonight. He nodded at
55:18
her hair. Not anymore. Press too much. Press
55:21
too much. She
55:23
used to change her hair color all
55:25
the time. Blue, pink, green, and once
55:27
a flaming ginger, trying to mimic Lee's
55:30
natural color. Dave's wife
55:32
had the prettiest red hair she'd ever seen. Last
55:35
time, though, the white was winning. Tonight
55:38
it was dirty-dish-water blonde, what she was
55:40
born with, with the stain of past
55:42
colors like shadows. The left side
55:44
was shaved. I kept
55:46
waiting for the rainbow. Your
55:48
wife's hair is gorgeous. Like
55:50
a sin set. Yes,
55:53
it was. Beautiful.
55:56
Sad now, though. It's so
55:58
pretty. White like snow. No, like
56:01
noose, no." Dave shook his head.
56:05
Lee is not coming. You
56:07
see, is she staying with
56:09
the car? A
56:12
stupid response. He was asking
56:14
for the sweet death shot, not a band-aid. She
56:17
looked at his hands folded in his lap, hadn't
56:20
noticed until now. His
56:22
fingertips, fingernails, all
56:24
red. I thought
56:27
she was immune after all this time she'd spent around
56:29
me. Never once sick.
56:34
I was in the living room, listening to the radio.
56:36
She was in the kitchen getting us some salmon up.
56:39
She asked if I wanted ice. Harriet
56:42
slipped off the crinkly bed paper and slid
56:44
to her knees before him. She
56:47
grasped his hands in both hers. No.
56:51
She didn't feel a thing. No.
56:56
Real tears. They'd
56:58
been so focused on Dave this whole time.
57:00
It should be him splattered all over the
57:03
kitchen, mixed with seven-up and floor wax and
57:05
dish soap. But Dave was a
57:07
miracle. He pulled a
57:09
hand away and placed it on top of her head,
57:11
the way a TV priest might do it. I
57:14
can't go on alone. It's not fair
57:16
to her. Harriet
57:18
stood, paced. You
57:21
can't. You just can't.
57:25
I probably could. But
57:27
you do it better. It's your job.
57:35
His first trip to the ER was nothing
57:37
to do with the virus, back when it
57:39
was only a few cases of spontaneous combustion
57:42
near Gary. Cue the jokes. Instead,
57:45
it was chest pain, left arm pain. It was
57:47
having a heart attack. They were
57:50
scared, obviously, but so calm on the
57:52
outside. They were so nice
57:54
to Harriet, inviting her to dinner when this is
57:56
all over. Bring your own salt, David
57:58
said in his... paper down
58:00
and crazy chili pepper socks before Chopper
58:02
Kyle rushed him away to Sioux Falls.
58:06
Of course she wasn't going to accept.
58:08
She returned their cheesiness with her own
58:10
sarcastic brand, wearing black lipstick then
58:12
she was sure, which they were
58:14
smart enough to pick up on. Didn't
58:16
matter one bit. You
58:18
remind me of my own daughter, Lee
58:20
told her. And so
58:23
is she a saving adrenaline junkie like me?
58:26
She's really smart too. Melted
58:29
Harriet's cold, jagged heart. When
58:32
she heard he'd survived, she went home
58:34
early and bawled her raccoon eyes out.
58:41
Dave's next trip to the ER, things got
58:43
weird. Lee had aged a
58:45
decade and only three weeks. So the
58:47
pure white ribbons sneaking through her sunset
58:49
bun told Harriet. Nothing
58:52
heart related. Pain all over.
58:54
He was swollen, unrecognizable. Sweaty,
58:58
red, wheezy. Lee
59:00
prayed aloud at his bedside, wouldn't leave him.
59:03
She spoke in tongues. She shouted. She blessed
59:05
the doctor and the nurses who kept telling
59:07
her to leave. Harriet
59:09
arrived late. Dave found her in
59:11
the room and smiled. It was
59:13
hideous. He waved her over. The
59:16
doctor tried to keep her away, but Lee nearly threw
59:18
the man across the room. Harriet
59:21
grasped Dave's hand still strong and
59:23
leaned into hear what he was saying.
59:26
If you come over tomorrow night, I'll
59:28
set you up with my nephew. He's
59:31
in real estate. She told
59:33
him, sure, yes. She would love to
59:35
come have dinner with them and meet
59:38
this probably imaginary nephew. Was part of
59:40
her training. Give the patient hope. Everyone
59:43
knew by then the Scattle virus had
59:45
no cure. A death sentence. She
59:48
gave Dave some hope. Pushed out
59:50
of the way by a blur of scrubs and
59:52
masks carried into the hall where Lee had
59:54
already been exiled. Come
59:56
here. Lee held her
59:58
arms wide. They hugged and
1:00:01
cried and snuffled. Harriet
1:00:03
felt embarrassed later when the dock with the shaved
1:00:05
head and scrubbed top cut down the middle to
1:00:08
show off his pecs, passed by
1:00:10
and made wah-wah fists to his
1:00:12
eyes. Cry
1:00:14
much, baby. That
1:00:17
asshole exploded six nights later. And
1:00:20
Dave? He didn't test positive. Neither
1:00:23
did Lee. Everyone was convinced he
1:00:25
would be receiving the sweet death shot before
1:00:27
the end of the night, but whatever it
1:00:29
was inside him wasn't the virus. So
1:00:32
the foolproof 26-scuttle FIV test
1:00:34
said, one of their last
1:00:36
foolproof ones. Another
1:00:38
nurse said, fuck, there's no mercy in
1:00:40
that. Ibuprofen, plenty
1:00:43
of fluids, ice packs. They
1:00:45
sent him home. Dave's
1:00:52
next visit to the ER in the afternoon
1:00:54
this time, Lee's hair now like
1:00:56
a photo negative, one ribbon of sunset orange
1:00:58
and a bun of pure snow. He
1:01:01
was still a bloated red flag warning, wheeled in
1:01:03
on a chair his wife found abandoned in the
1:01:05
parking lot. The glass doors
1:01:08
dripped thick blood and guts from two
1:01:10
exploders locked outside earlier because they'd waited
1:01:12
far too late to come for the
1:01:14
sweet death shot. Blocked
1:01:16
the view. Chopper Kyle
1:01:18
still kept watching the lobby with his deer rifle
1:01:20
and a bag of cocaine, a bendy straw sticking
1:01:22
out of it. He would have shot
1:01:25
Dave and Lee if Harriet hadn't caught them in time.
1:01:28
Harriet's hair was now black, but
1:01:30
her lipstick and eyeshadow were silver glitter.
1:01:33
Lee bags under her eyes tried to
1:01:35
smile. You look like the future.
1:01:38
In exam room four, only installed with the
1:01:40
nets a couple of days before, Harriet
1:01:43
covered Dave on the bed and gave him the
1:01:45
quick test. None of their lab
1:01:47
techs were left alive to do real blood work and
1:01:49
then run out of foolproof tests weeks ago.
1:01:52
These weak press on tattoo tests were
1:01:55
the next best option. They
1:01:57
were awful. The
1:01:59
first quick test said Dave had the virus. The
1:02:02
second quick test said Dave did not
1:02:04
have the virus. The third, fourth,
1:02:07
seventh, eleventh, and fourteenth
1:02:09
tests all said Dave
1:02:11
had the virus. Lee
1:02:13
pulled a small bottle of olive oil from her
1:02:15
purse. Let me
1:02:17
pray for him. You keep olive oil
1:02:20
in your purse? Always. To
1:02:23
pray with? You rub a little dab
1:02:25
of it on his head like they did in the Bible.
1:02:28
Harriet didn't know enough about the Bible to doubt
1:02:30
her. She knew Jesus was a
1:02:33
thing and Noah was a boat thing
1:02:35
and Pisseth was in the Old Testament.
1:02:38
Would you like to pray with us? Lee
1:02:40
held out her hand, oil on her
1:02:42
fingertips. These weird
1:02:45
people, the closest thing to family
1:02:47
Harriet had, if they had been
1:02:49
her real aunt and uncle, she would
1:02:51
have done everything possible to shock and
1:02:53
horrify them. Instead, she
1:02:56
yearned to make Dave and Lee
1:02:58
happy. She tapped her fingers against the
1:03:00
oil on Lee's and the older
1:03:02
woman beckoned her to raise the net from
1:03:05
Dave and stand on the other side of
1:03:07
his bed. Place your oil on his forehead right
1:03:09
next to mine. Hold your fingers there
1:03:12
and pray he will be healed. Harriet
1:03:15
touched Dave's white hot fevered skin.
1:03:18
He turned his eyes towards her.
1:03:20
Forget about my nephew. You could
1:03:22
do better. Lee
1:03:25
began shouting and wailing like some
1:03:27
crazy person, shaking her fingers
1:03:29
on Dave's forehead. He moaned the whole
1:03:31
time. Harriet wanted to
1:03:33
say, nope, and run far, far
1:03:35
away, but shit, this was intense. She
1:03:38
thought about her orgies, her oxi
1:03:40
and fentanyl hides, her goddamn rusty
1:03:42
scissors infections, her daredeviling, and thought
1:03:45
at least this sort of crazy gave her hope.
1:03:47
Not that she believed Jesus or God or spirits
1:03:50
or ghosts were going to heal Dave because
1:03:52
two women were acting like loons, but
1:03:55
acting like loons to save someone made
1:03:57
some awful goddamn sense right about then.
1:04:01
Later, as they heard and
1:04:03
felt several explosions from farther away
1:04:05
in the hospital, Lee said,
1:04:08
Test him again. His color
1:04:10
had settled to a less angry pink. His
1:04:13
fevers subsided. He was breathing
1:04:15
normally. Test him again.
1:04:18
The first, fifth, and sixth test
1:04:20
said he had the virus, but
1:04:23
the second, third, fourth, seventh, and
1:04:25
eighth said he did not. Harriet
1:04:28
glanced at the table, where another nurse
1:04:30
had placed a small plastic tray with
1:04:32
a loaded syringe of the sweet death
1:04:34
shot while she and Lee were praying.
1:04:37
Lee saw her looking. Please,
1:04:40
very intrigued. I
1:04:43
don't know. These tests, I
1:04:45
mean, fuck. I don't
1:04:47
know. You know what will
1:04:49
happen. One more test. Please, Lee.
1:04:53
Almost called her mom. One
1:04:55
more. The ninth test
1:04:57
said positive for 26 scatal FIV.
1:05:02
Harriet let out the breasts she'd been holding,
1:05:04
then smudged the tattoo away to nothing so
1:05:06
Lee couldn't see the result. You
1:05:09
guys should go home. I'm a
1:05:12
messy child. Dave
1:05:15
rose from the bed as if he had no worries in
1:05:17
the world. How long
1:05:19
had they been there? Nine
1:05:22
hours. Lee
1:05:24
slept the rest of her shift in the same exam room. No
1:05:27
one complained. Dave
1:05:36
rustled Harriet's hair. It's
1:05:39
the most peaceful way to go, I hear. It's
1:05:41
a very sweet death. Harriet
1:05:44
sniffled and nodded. It
1:05:46
is. I've seen it. It's
1:05:49
very sweet. Sweet
1:05:52
is what I'd like. At
1:05:54
least let me test you first. Will
1:05:57
it matter? Harriet rose
1:05:59
to her feet and rifled through the drawers trying
1:06:01
to find some remaining tests. She
1:06:04
found nickels, yellowed band-aids, Taco
1:06:06
Bell fire sauce packets, and
1:06:08
three scatatou tests. She
1:06:10
turned to Dave. Hold your
1:06:12
arm out. Harriet. That's an
1:06:15
order, buster. He held
1:06:17
out his arm, not like a hot sausage this
1:06:19
time. Harriet placed the test
1:06:21
on his skin and rubbed her thumbnail across
1:06:24
until the picture of the smiley-faced virus
1:06:26
wearing a cowboy hat appeared in white.
1:06:29
She pulled off the backing and counted to ten.
1:06:32
Staying white was good. Turning green
1:06:34
was not. You know,
1:06:36
my pastor was amazed you sent me home,
1:06:39
said the Lord must have touched your heart
1:06:41
and known I'd be okay. The
1:06:43
tattoo stayed white, barely visible against
1:06:45
Dave's dry skin. A
1:06:48
feeling, that's all. All
1:06:50
good? Looks like it. Try
1:06:53
again. He tightened
1:06:56
his fist, let go, tightened, let
1:06:58
go. She rubbed the
1:07:00
second test on Dave's skin next to the first one.
1:07:04
Dave, listen. Have
1:07:06
you thought maybe you've got
1:07:08
immunity? You
1:07:10
mean I was healed. I mean, something
1:07:13
in your blood. What if you
1:07:15
can stop this whole thing before it goes nationwide?
1:07:18
Oh, my dear, don't you know?
1:07:20
It already is. What?
1:07:24
Nationwide. Worldwide.
1:07:27
Airplanes and fornication. It's in
1:07:30
every country on Earth. You
1:07:33
don't keep up with the news? Harriet
1:07:35
wondered if Dave's daughter was still alive, or
1:07:38
the nephew he wanted to set her up with, if he was
1:07:40
a real person. She didn't know him
1:07:42
at all, did she? Toronto.
1:07:46
Dave counted fingers. Paris,
1:07:49
Johannesburg, Melbourne, Mexico City,
1:07:51
Hong Kong. I
1:07:53
didn't know. It's okay. She
1:07:57
lifted her shoulders. Oh,
1:07:59
God. Dave looked down at
1:08:01
the second tattoo. Is
1:08:03
that a tiny bit green? The
1:08:06
white virus, this time with an Indiana
1:08:08
Jones hat, was spotting a bit green
1:08:10
along the outline. But then it
1:08:12
faded, all white again. Dave,
1:08:16
listen to me. I think
1:08:18
you're the cure. A
1:08:21
laugh at a time like this. Praise
1:08:25
the Lord, but no. Please,
1:08:29
I'd like to go with Lee. You can't
1:08:31
do that. It's so, so
1:08:34
selfish. Selfish? Young
1:08:36
lady. You survived, Miss Mirus. Thrived!
1:08:40
Why would God make you the only one to
1:08:42
live through this shit? Why would it
1:08:44
be a gift for you alone? Not even
1:08:46
Lee? He shook his head.
1:08:50
Not even Chandra. Your
1:08:52
daughter. He chewed his
1:08:54
bottom lip. What about
1:08:56
me, Dave? What if you could help me
1:08:59
keep me from catching it? Let
1:09:01
me kiss some of your blood, okay? I'd like to get
1:09:03
Kyle to fly his tissue falls. They can
1:09:05
run real tests. But we all
1:09:07
have been in vain, right? If
1:09:10
it's nothing, then you're a miracle. I'll
1:09:12
let you convert me, or baptize me,
1:09:14
or whatever. Thought
1:09:16
she might hyperventilate, heart-pounding, like
1:09:18
really fucking pounding. She
1:09:21
held up the last test. Slip
1:09:23
a coin for it. Dave lifted
1:09:25
his chin. Sorry? Green
1:09:28
means I give you the shot. White
1:09:30
means we do the tests before it's too late.
1:09:33
My dear. My dear, nothing! I'm
1:09:36
the nurse here. Bigger than you. It's
1:09:39
the whole motherfucking world. Jesus
1:09:41
loves the little children, right? Yes.
1:09:45
Jesus loves me, right? Dave
1:09:50
sighed, but he held out his arm again. Harriet
1:09:53
rubbed the third test on his skin next to the other
1:09:55
two. A happy virus with
1:09:57
a mohawk this time. Right
1:10:00
outside the door, a man screamed,
1:10:02
then an explosion shook the walls.
1:10:05
Harriet stumbled. She steadied
1:10:07
herself and threw open the door, the hallway
1:10:09
dripping blood and guts. In
1:10:12
the muck and bones, a broken hunting
1:10:14
rifle, a cloud of white
1:10:16
powder. Chopper Kyle,
1:10:19
no one to fly the helicopter now. The
1:10:22
lights in Harriet's room and the hallway
1:10:24
flickered and buzzed loudly. Harriet?
1:10:29
She whipped her head around. What?
1:10:32
He held up his arm, grinning goofily again.
1:10:35
The third tattoo, white. She
1:10:38
fell to her knees before Dave. Oh
1:10:41
my God. Oh my
1:10:43
fucking God. Yeah. Dave
1:10:45
laughed. It was infectious. Oh
1:10:49
my fucking God indeed. He
1:10:52
leaned towards her, wrapped his arms around her.
1:10:55
An awkward embrace, but Harriet didn't care.
1:10:58
Relief. Each inhalation a
1:11:00
huge relief. She
1:11:02
pushed herself in. I
1:11:04
need to get some tubes and needles. We
1:11:07
need a lot of blood just in case. You
1:11:09
said you drove here, right? We're going to
1:11:11
need a car. He rifled
1:11:14
in his pants pockets and brought out his
1:11:16
fob. It's Ikea,
1:11:18
Red. I'll be right back. The
1:11:20
needles and tubes are all in room one. We need to
1:11:22
hurry. It's going to be okay. No
1:11:25
rush. He tossed her the keys.
1:11:28
Harriet got them. No,
1:11:30
I can't drive. You need to. Praise
1:11:33
the Lord. Okay, I'll do that.
1:11:36
Hope you've got plenty of gas because... Harriet
1:11:46
blinked herself awake, not knowing what happened
1:11:49
or how much time had passed. All
1:11:52
she saw was blood. It
1:11:54
coated her glass face mask, now cracked
1:11:56
into shards. Harriet
1:11:58
wiped away as much blood as she could. she could. Her
1:12:01
ears were ringing, stuffed. She
1:12:04
shook her head and chunks of liver, kidneys,
1:12:06
and lungs flew off her like mud off
1:12:08
a dirty dog. Same
1:12:11
exam room. Dave was...
1:12:14
exploded. The furniture
1:12:16
was snatched at pieces or thrown upside
1:12:18
down. Harriet was under
1:12:20
the exam bed, her leg busted up,
1:12:22
twisted into a weird angle. The
1:12:25
pain hadn't hit her yet. She
1:12:27
sat up as best she could. The remaining
1:12:29
blood on her skin slid right off thanks
1:12:32
to the poly shield. What
1:12:34
was left of Dave? Shreds
1:12:37
of khaki, atibia, half
1:12:39
of fibula, foot bones. How
1:12:42
many bodies had she watched explode?
1:12:45
How many shots of sweet death had she
1:12:47
given? How many people had she shot with
1:12:49
her pistols? But this one...
1:12:52
this one made her feel like she
1:12:55
dropped off a cliff into sheer fucking
1:12:57
nothingness. She deflated.
1:13:00
The hope so long gone it was
1:13:02
like years ago. But she thought for
1:13:04
a moment. I can see
1:13:06
each other. I can scoop up
1:13:08
some of Dave's blood. You can catch
1:13:10
it in a tube or a bag or something. I
1:13:13
can do this. I can cure the
1:13:15
world. As if Dave
1:13:17
was still sitting across from her with
1:13:19
his goofy smile and corny jokes, still
1:13:21
saying, praise the Lord for no good
1:13:23
reason. As if everything
1:13:25
Harriet had begun to believe was still
1:13:28
possible. Harriet scooted
1:13:30
along the floor towards Dave's chair.
1:13:32
Her leg began to throb, most
1:13:34
likely broken in several places. She
1:13:37
kept scooting, wincing from electric
1:13:39
pain worse than anything she'd chased
1:13:41
after before, until she was beside
1:13:44
Dave's leg bones. A good,
1:13:46
thick patch of bodily fluids cooled in
1:13:48
the middle of the seat. Harriet
1:13:50
swirled her finger around in it, gathering
1:13:52
it like brownie batter in a bowl,
1:13:54
until there was enough for her to
1:13:56
slide her finger into her mouth. Flows
1:13:58
her lips around. He cleaned it
1:14:01
and sucked Abe's blood off, swallowed
1:14:04
it down. She
1:14:06
gagged, then
1:14:09
choked out. Huh! Praise
1:14:12
the Lord! Our
1:14:57
campfire is growing dim, and
1:14:59
the light of dawn approaches. Our
1:15:02
tales must come to an end
1:15:04
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1:15:07
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