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Hello beautiful people and
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welcome to our humble abode, the Thunderdome
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on this feel good Friday, May 31st,
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2024. This
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program starts right now. Sports.
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Man, they're the greatest thing
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on earth aren't they? Hell
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yeah. Last night there was multiple
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playoff games in two different leagues and I'll tell
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you what, it was a beautiful evening. Not
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only did the Dallas Mavericks just beat the
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shit out of the Minnesota Timberwolves to win
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that series in advance to the NBA Finals
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against the Boston Celtics starting next week. The
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Florida Panthers go into New York
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and take a 3-2 series lead
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after a 3-2 game winner and
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I will say this for
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a time in sports in which they aren't
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our leagues. We can't thank
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sports enough for being as electrifying as they are
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being because even in the blowout of the Minnesota
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Timberwolves last night there was enough to watch to
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make you stay interested in the game. Mostly
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who could donch it's saying to himself
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everybody's talking about the next face of
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the NBA. Everybody has every
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other name that they want to be
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up there as the new one that's
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going to carry the NBA. Wemby, this
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guy's an alien. Ant-Man, this guy's a
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dog. He's the guy. Hey maybe Tatum
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or Jaylen Brown or maybe anybody except
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for this particular fella who just went absolutely
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bonkers. He was hitting shots literally from the
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logo so you got to guard him outside
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but then he has enough moves to go
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inside and hit you in the paint. He's
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talking shit the entire time and Snoop Dogg's
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watching the game and all he could literally
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do a couple different times is like what
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is this guy playing? He's
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playing a different sport than everybody else. Then you
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tag team alongside Kyrie. Luca outscored
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the Minnesota Timberwolves in the first quarter. Luca and
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Kyrie outscored the Minnesota Timberwolves in the entire first
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half. It was a
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blowout literally from the beginning all the way through but
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congrats to the Dallas Mavericks making it to the finals.
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Banking home shots like that, skipping away on one foot.
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If those are going to continue to fall we're going
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to have a great series with this Boston Celtics team.
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that has been phenomenally dominant
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through the Eastern Conference of
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this entire playoff series. Most
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recently, sweeping a very talented
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and gritty Indiana Pacers squad. I think we're
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in for a good one. Doesn't start till
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next week though, because both of these things
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ended so quickly. And obviously with TV schedules
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and yada yada yada. So the boys should
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be feeling good. They should be rested up
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and we should be in for a great
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one. Now, we are staring down a ton.
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Oh yeah. Right around the corner.
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I don't love it at all. Couple weeks
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away. So let's make sure we enjoy the hell out
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of this right now. The toxic table is here at
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Boston Connor and at Ty Schmidt. You got a tripping
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ball as a wolf on your shirt. I love that.
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Yeah, yeah, again, just reaching purple. You know, feel good
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Friday. I thought, no, I'll wear a purple shirt today.
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I love the color purple. That's
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literally the only reason why. That is for shoot. Okay. The
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only reason why I grabbed it. It happened to be this
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one. There are multiple purple shirts, but I just decided, you
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know what? I like that shade
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of purple. Hey, go plumb Mustangs. What happened to Hammer?
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That's how boys turn big here. Now tone hockey obviously
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can remain exciting over the next couple of days, but
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basketball takes a break for about a five days or
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so a week or whatever it is. It's like, are
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we going to get bummed out? What are we going
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to be just gamble on baseball? Is that what you're
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going to be doing? Yeah, we were still on the
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first five trains. We've been
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doing it all year, but explain please
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first five for baseball is instead
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of bathing the full game, the full nine innings. You
3:20
only have to bet the first five. So the winner
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after the first five, which is normally the AC taking
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it on. So you have a little bit more information
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on who's going to be playing, who's not going to
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be playing. You don't need to know what the bullpen
3:30
is going to do because the starter should be finishing
3:32
at least five innings because that's how long it takes
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to document a win or a loss. Exactly. A
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little less research. So you can just look at the starting
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pitchers. You don't have to see who in
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the bullpen pitch yesterday or the day before. Are they not
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going today and then the opposing hitters. So,
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yeah, that's going to come more to the forefront here after
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these finals and stuff ends. And that's
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really all you got. Well, actually, we got a nice little
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summer coming up. So now I don't know
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how everyone feels about it. But we
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got the euros of soccer to the Europe's. Summer
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Olympics this summer so it's actually as
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far as summers go best within that
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scenario in four years Yeah, at least
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so we're pumped about that obviously and
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you talk about aces What Paul schemes
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and Jerry Jones of the Pittsburgh Pirates
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hired the hunter boys the Allegheny Electric
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Company? Pittsburgh I believe
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Jeff passing might have slipped in yesterday or he
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just was choking on something while he was talking
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sure and he said Pittsburgh We'll be talking both
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the guys are throwing over a hundred miles an
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hour for the Pittsburgh Pirates and bringing hope and
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optimism to a town that hated the
4:30
sport for a long time back and It
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should be a blast We'd never talked to two people
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at the same time unless it's a Japanese man who
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doesn't speak a lot of English He has an interpreter
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next to him, right? We'll be talking to both the
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hunter boys at the same exact time normally these suck
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I'm gonna say it but I think with the way
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these two have been working together perfectly Yeah in unison
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as to rookies that are taking over the MLB two
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different fashions one fresh out of college one It's been
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around a little bit. It is a rookie Campaign
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still so I think it'll go well We'll
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also have Paul Bizinet joining us of spit
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and chick with podcasts and also TNT's NHL
5:02
coverage in the second hour I
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will set Michael Lombardi joining us in about 10
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minutes chitchat about OTA's and what needs to be
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chatted about in the NFL That's real and what's
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not real and joining us right now is a
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man who every time he comes on here
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He just preaches that gospel. Yeah, huh?
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What an incredible guest so smart the
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person that I hear most say From
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friends and people I run into they
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go I hated Austin
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Rivers That guy was
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the worst. Yep, Duke guy bullshit
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guy Hate
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this guy Because of his dad they
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said and then they say hey comes
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on yours. We want I love
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that guy He's a bad guy's awesome. That's a
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guy you need to have on your show more
5:45
often man What a babyface turn for him. Ladies
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and gentlemen Austin Rivers That's
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what people say dude a lot of that a lot of that The
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intros are just getting better and better. I love it every
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time I come on here Thank you guys for having me
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once again Appreciate it. Well, it's the reality
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of the situation. Huh? You know
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whenever I get out in about nepotism Well,
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I don't think we've got Kind
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of came in More so that you
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know people just say hey you're only the lead The
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top ten pick of the top Ronny's
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about to be a top ten pick as
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well nonetheless a brawny brawny won the number
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one player Also,
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let my team in scoring as a freshman at a
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university called Duke well not too bad I'm
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only a very select few who's done that how long that
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was Yeah, absolutely
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as you should and I think this is potentially
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a reason why people enjoy you in the nepotism
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thing obviously Ty heard that from his neighbors But
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you are the human that whenever I go out
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and about and I catch up with people that
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I haven't talked to in A long time and
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they watch the program or whatever they go thought
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Austin Rivers is a massive piece of shit I
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had no idea that he comes on your show
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He's all I'm being serious when I say people
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love you on the program I hope you get
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to feel that we're very thankful that you come
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on here I gotta be
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honest with you. Um, I Have
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got a lot of good publicity from from from from from
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being on this show and when I say good publicity I've
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always got publicity, but it's this is positive one. This
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is good baby. I'm saying like baby. Yeah. Yeah Yeah,
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I love it and I actually enjoy coming on the
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show and talking to you guys. So I appreciate you
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have well We hate it, but it works. So let's
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uh, let's get through this as quick as possible No
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last night Luca decided they were gonna win
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that game and obviously Kyrie and he won
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bananas He beat the Minnesota Timberwolves in the
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first quarter himself He and Kyrie beat the
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Minnesota Timberwolves in the entire first half by
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themselves was what they scored it
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is a dominating performance in a knockout game
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and you heard Charles Barkley and Shaq and
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everybody on the TNT inside the NBA crew
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Charles Barkley was embarrassed for the Timberwolves like
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hey, you're the desperate ones here You're the
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ones that are supposed to show up like
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the Mavericks showed up Why do you think
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the Mavericks did that? Do you think they
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were pissed that it wasn't a sweep and
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you think they can carry this emotion into
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a very hostile TD Garden Boston Celtics team
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You know Dallas reminds me of one of those
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teams that hits stride at the right time in
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the NCAA tournament. You ever see one
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of those teams that was good all year and then the NCAA tournament
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comes and they just hit stride another hot? They're
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playing a level of basketball that I have not seen
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them play, particularly on the defensive end. I always knew
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Luke could score, Kyrie could score, but now they're doing
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it in unison. P.J.
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Washington, Gafford, all these additions that they
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got in the mid-seas proved to be
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huge, huge additions. And then Luke
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is just the baddest player in the planet with the basketball in
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his hands right now. I just call it what it
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is. He's unbelievable and
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I love Ant, I love Shay, I love
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some of these other young players, Tatum. Luke
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is the best player in the NBA and the only person
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that you could say outside of that or who has a
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chance to even be that would be Nikola because he's won
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three MVPs. You got to put him in the
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conversation of respect. But this dude right here, first
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off, just for Boston fans, leave
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him alone. Leave him alone. Every
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fan that does this thing with him and like gets him
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angry, he ends up just going and
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just cooking and just destroying everything
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in sight in front of him. He did this
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for Phoenix, he did it for
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the Clippers when a fan got into it with him and
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then yesterday he's looking over there chatting with Snoop Dogg. Just,
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I'm sorry to have it, look at him, look at him,
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look at him, look at this guy. Yeah,
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he told somebody to cry now, motherfucker, who's
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crying now, motherfucker? He said it's all, I
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mean, it's like, there's people that need that
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or like are motivated by that type of
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stuff. And obviously we've seen the videos of
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the basketball that he grew up in in
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the arenas. You know, it's like, I think
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he does need somebody potentially to like flip the
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switch. There's some people like that, Austin.
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Yeah, he looks for something like that. It's like sometimes
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he'll shoot or he'll complain. He'll look at the crowd
9:39
looking for someone to give him that and then he'll
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just be like, you know what, that's my next five
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minutes. I'm going to go at that guy five minutes
9:45
and it's going to be because of you. I went
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on this 12-0 run. Dude's
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shooting at four feet behind the line, step backs.
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Brother, he's unbelievable. And the fact that he
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does this with very little athleticism just
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shows you the level of skill that this guy
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has. Very little at letting go
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or is that just white okay? Oh?
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We did it. Yeah, he's in early
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Go say I should say I
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should say tradition coaches look I
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should say traditional athlete because he's
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not like your traditional. You know
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jumping quick We
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get it on he does ever in the Not
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coordinated. Yeah, we get we understand what
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you're trying to say here Okay, and
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half of you is is being
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very hypocritical right now That's right
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the other the other half
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of me is like what the hell are we
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doing right now guys? No, what do we I
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hear you? I'm conflicted a lot of times when
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I talk about Luca, but he is athletic It's
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just in a different way, but he is unbelievable
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man and body control controlling a game getting fouls
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my god, man He's box office in
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my eyes. He's the best guard in the NBA And
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he's showing it this playoffs again. Just how Domini is
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there's nothing you can do with him He gets to
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any spot He wants to he picks the the
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way he was able to pick the defensive part Minnesota
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the number one defensive name it NBA by the way
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Unbelievable these crafties obviously
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sticky athletics like all those things we
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get it we understand what all the
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air is a dog So
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that leads me to this question Because of
11:16
Anthony Edwards dogness We will say throughout the
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playoffs that we were seeing and him talking
11:21
shit and how he plays in his competitive
11:23
edge We all fell in love and by
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we I mean people that are like kind of outside of the
11:27
NBA Then the NBA folks started saying
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like hey, that's the new face of the league
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here Ant-man's gonna be a new face. Obviously, when
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be he's gonna be the next face of the
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league Nobody really talks about Luca. Why is that
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because of he's just so untraditional the way
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he plays basketball in the NBA And
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I don't mean that by he's white but because he moves
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slow He doesn't you know, like
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he doesn't seemingly he's not super flashy not
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done. I'm watching It's that
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why or what do you think it is? I think
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I think sometimes we get just in the media in general I
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think we get used to greatness. Do you know what I mean?
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This is the guy who's been first team all NBA five
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years in a row like so it's not like he
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hasn't been spectacular no other young player
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has that type of title that they Can say you
12:06
know tatum's made first team this year in a couple
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of years. This has been a continued thing for local
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He's been the baddest guard in the league for a
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while now His game isn't the most exciting if you're
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talking about vertical in the air and all that but
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it's like nicola I think nicola's one of the more
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exciting players to watch in the league other people might
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not But I think it is the fact
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that they're able to use their skill and IQ to dominate
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the game at such a high level I think is amazing
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And I think he's the most entertaining or one
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of the most entertaining players to play in basketball
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or watch it play basketball right now Just
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due to the fact of how competitive he is. I
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love him. I love how he goes out
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there. He talks his shit He don't care who
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it is who's watching whose garden of like you
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said the league pushed and is that guy? Luca
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came in there and said listen and is a great player,
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but I'm the alpha. I'm the guy Yeah, I'm the dude
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right now and he did it with his play He did
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it with talking and backing it up and now his teams
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in the finals and then what I would deem is one
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of the More exciting finals we've had in recent history I
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mean think about it last year We had Denver playing Miami
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and everyone knew that series is gonna be a quick, you
13:04
know Quick four or five games in and out. We
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got a dogfight here, bro. Yeah Lot
13:09
of storylines that you talked about like you
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hope Boston doesn't chirp luka Like they're definitely
13:13
to be chirping Kyrie And if you look
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at the most unassisted field goals of players
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remaining and in some stats I think are
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maybe bullshit and you could probably know more
13:22
about that, but you're right Yeah, it's like
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Luca and Kyrie. They're creating their own right
13:26
in that one host unassisted ship means at
13:28
a more rapid clip Is it better or
13:30
worse for team play whenever you have the
13:32
most unassisted points in the series? Or
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is like the way tatum and brown have the
13:36
entire team kind of helping out Which do you
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think it favors because from what we've been told
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from our source Says around the
13:43
NBA the reason why it's tough to prepare for this
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guy is because you have no fucking idea What he's
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gonna do you have no like each game? It's like
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he's kind of figuring it out as he
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goes so it's up to prepare for what are your thoughts
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early look ahead here For the style matchup
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that's gonna take place between the Celtics and the mass well
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if favors Boston Boston's the better team. They have
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better role players I think they're the best team
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in basketball and They have a variety
14:05
of guys who could step up and chip in with 10 15
14:08
20-point games with that being said I said the same
14:10
thing with Minnesota I thought Minnesota was better than than
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Dallas and they proved me to be wrong because at
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the end of the day Even if they
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are a team led with
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two ISO players who have the most unassisted
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points Blah blah blah if they're both playing
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at this level and Luca and Kyrie
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are both co-existing going for 35 34 apiece I
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mean bro when you have two guys providing 60 to 70 points
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a game All you need is like
14:32
10 to 20 from the rest of the team It's
14:35
very difficult to beat and they're doing it efficiently You
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said it best Pat the storylines in this
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are incredible Porzingis is gonna
14:43
be back in Dallas Tyree's gonna be back in
14:45
Boston after a lot was there stepping on the
14:47
floor Sage in the court flicking off
14:49
fans It's a situation didn't work
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out there. They pushed him out You got
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who's the best tool in the league is it Brown and
14:56
Tatum or is the Lucan Kyrie? Is
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I know Drew Holliday and Derek White are great defenders I
15:01
want to know how great they are there hit there about
15:03
to be they're about to have their hands full This
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is a great great finals. I'm very excited. I
15:08
have Boston winning book my guy man Who knows
15:10
Dallas is the way Luca play right now. That's
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a bad boy Connor. Just said
15:14
pushed out Let's let's relax. What I mean
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talk about the storylines there, but you're right
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I mean it is and if you think
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about the way He was
15:23
a little upset because they went to the Eastern Conference Finals
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about him I know that but that's what made him push
15:27
them out. They're like, yeah, we're good without okay And
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when he goes to Brooklyn goes back to Boston, there's a lot of
15:33
storylines I did the middle finger behind my head kids did that to
15:35
people and then in the hallway I think
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he told somebody to potentially kiss his penis
15:42
There is stopping on lucky there is a there was
15:44
a lot of things a lot that kind of some
15:46
place between he and Boston And it's like Celtics fans
15:48
are smart basketball fans been around a long time. Obviously
15:50
a lot of banners out there That's what it's all
15:52
about. Yeah, it's like they have to be pretty conflicted
15:54
because it's like Okay, so
15:56
that particular the white one
15:58
there if we turn Okay,
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if we need to make sure we are directing This
16:04
one needs to know that we're talking to
16:06
this one Yeah at all times because if
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this happens to just accidentally get to there
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he might go for 50 well if we
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don't We
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know Boston they're gonna know who yeah, yeah
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They know who in the bigger thing too
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is like the players Let's not
16:21
talk any trash as players because of course
16:24
the you know the T-wills fans Definitely
16:26
helped him out a lot, but Ant-Man saying
16:28
you know we'll see a game six back
16:31
in Minnesota I got Kyrie on either side.
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Yeah, I doubt Luca like that too
16:35
much But Austin as far as the
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coaching matchups go here What is
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your strategy if you're Joe Missoula are you
16:42
just taking out Kyrie and saying hey, okay
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if Luca can score 60
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you know 20 and 15 a game and
16:48
they end up winning so be it or
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how do you approach that and same thing?
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With Jason Kidd, what do you think he's
16:55
coming into this series thinking? Like are we
16:57
gonna also kind of force-feed one guy or
16:59
are we gonna try and shut down anything
17:01
inside? Obviously the three-point shot is huge for
17:03
Boston So what do you see those two coaches
17:06
playing and right now as they get ready for
17:08
this series on Thursday? I
17:10
wouldn't be surprised But Zula started the series with a
17:12
lot of switching and I say that because the
17:14
more you switch the less there's weak side Help what that mean what
17:16
that mean? What do you mean? What do you mean more switching? So
17:20
pick and roll switching so when you come off
17:22
a pick and roll Well Luca uses a pick
17:24
and roll that big is gonna switch on to
17:26
him It's not gonna be like where the guards
17:28
trailing him because all Luca did this past series
17:30
is pick the Timberwolves apart in the pick and
17:32
Roll he kind of he can't Luca would call
17:34
up the screen come off the pick and roll
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Look at the weak side and either have the
17:38
lob or the quarter three or he had the
17:40
matchup He liked Boston has very capable defenders I
17:42
wouldn't be surprised that they switched a lot just
17:44
so they can eliminate weak side passes and weak
17:46
side defense If you live a Luca
17:48
making these shots for seven games I am
17:51
a thing it goes seven games or they let
17:53
this ride for a couple games But I think
17:55
the first quarter or two they're gonna check the
17:57
temperature you want to limit the Derek Lively's in
17:59
the the Gaffords and the PJ Washington's and the
18:01
Josh Greens and the Jalen Harley's like not all
18:04
these guys can eat. We know Kyrie and Luke
18:06
are going to eat. Let's try to pick apart.
18:08
Let's try to take away some of these other
18:10
guys. Let's limit our rotations.
18:12
Let's try switching and see if we can
18:14
make these guys play ISO basketball the entire
18:16
game and beat us off those two. It's
18:19
you know, that's I would imagine both sides are going
18:21
to try to do that because the Celtics are very
18:23
similar. They got a duo, but they got all these
18:26
other guys that get offense and you can't let everybody
18:28
eat. I would imagine there's gonna be
18:30
a lot of switching in one on one playing the
18:32
series early on. Okay, I like to hear that
18:34
and now I feel like I'm much smarter. So thank
18:36
you, Austin. People would have never said that you would
18:39
make anybody smarter like a few weeks ago. Yeah, exactly.
18:41
I think that's not maybe your friends and family,
18:43
friends and family. Sure. Are you guys fast tracking my
18:45
future to being a head coach or a president of
18:47
a team? Well, are you trying to be? Are
18:49
you trying to be? That is a
18:51
long term goal of mine. You see what JJ
18:53
is doing. I have a similar path in mind
18:55
of what I'm trying to do in terms of
18:57
me using the media and loving being a part
18:59
of the media and transferring into a coaching job
19:02
or a front office job like my like my
19:04
father. That's the goal. So that would
19:06
be if you get that I'm 30. Well,
19:08
and so I like I want to put in some time I got
19:10
to put in some work, you know, another four or five years of
19:12
really like building and networking and obviously getting on here. But a goal
19:14
of mine is I want to be back in the show. I want
19:16
to compete man. I want to be a head coach. We love that.
19:18
I want to run it. I want to
19:20
run a team. Hell yeah. Okay, I like to hear
19:23
that. But if you got a job over somebody else
19:25
because your dad had a job, what would that be?
19:27
That'd be nepotism. That's what that would be nepotism. I
19:29
don't want that. No, you would. We know you would
19:31
earn. Yeah, I've only been around the NBA since I
19:34
was six. You know,
19:36
knowing how to run a team possibly maybe
19:38
I don't know. We'll find out. I hope you go on
19:40
to do that because literally listening to talk. Yeah, I enjoy
19:42
the shit out of it. I think that's why people appreciate
19:45
you on the show is because whenever you
19:47
come on, what's very interesting. I mean, aside from
19:49
all your dumb shit, you know, what about
19:52
ball though, it is very you make do offices like
19:54
me kind of understand what the hell is going on,
19:56
which is obviously coaching traits, you know, that is so
19:59
it makes sense. So I'm excited to see you
20:01
pull that off and make that happen. It's
20:03
not a if or when it's a, yeah,
20:05
it's going to happen. Ty has last question
20:07
for you here, Austin. Austin, how much will
20:09
these next six days actually benefit, you know,
20:11
like Luca and all his nagging injuries? Obviously
20:13
it hasn't really affected him that much. He's
20:15
still going out there and lighten everything up,
20:18
but like you think he would rather now
20:20
if the adrenaline kind of wears off and
20:22
maybe like the knee and the ankle kind
20:24
of, he starts to feel that a little
20:26
bit. Do you think he'd rather have this
20:28
time to rest or with how well he's
20:30
been playing? Like, is he thinking,
20:32
Oh, shit, I wish we were going on
20:34
Monday and getting ready to play. Like, how
20:36
much can he actually heal in these next
20:38
six days? No, they need it.
20:40
They need to get some rest, man. Boston's
20:42
has been shown they're waiting. We all know Boston's
20:45
path this year has been very
20:48
not dynamic. So they ran through anybody
20:50
that they pretty much. Shut up, Boston.
20:53
Is it fun? Shut
20:55
up. They've been a very good Pacers team.
20:57
Very, very. They played a Pacers team without
20:59
their best player on the floor for most
21:02
of the. I agree. You
21:04
said it on me, brother. Yeah, that was. Yeah.
21:07
So that and again, that's not Boston's fault. I'm just
21:09
saying it's just what happened. They played a lot of
21:11
teams that are their best player. With that being said,
21:13
you know, you could argue they earned that number one
21:16
seed. So, you know, there's that regardless of which six
21:18
days can do a lot in
21:20
terms of treatment and just getting Lucas legs back up
21:22
under him and Kyrie because for them to beat this
21:24
team that they had ahead of them, they're
21:27
going to have to be special. Like they're going
21:29
to have to be dynamic. Like we've seen all playoffs
21:31
long and it's one thing to do it versus teams
21:33
they played. They have not played a team like Boston.
21:35
They're about to play the best team in basketball. These
21:39
six days will be very beneficial to Luca. We
21:41
know Boston's well rested. So this isn't going to
21:43
be a rough thing because Dallas has had less
21:45
time than them. So if this
21:47
is if anything, they need this time. They need this
21:49
time to heal up and get ready, obviously, because they're
21:51
starting on the road as well. So they're going to
21:53
have to leave a couple of days in Dallas as
21:55
his before they got to head up to Boston. All
21:57
right. We appreciate the hell out of
21:59
you. coach. We can't wait to chat with
22:01
you again hopefully very soon. What are you on
22:04
TV? Anytime. Next
22:06
week. But I'm available for you guys all the time
22:08
man. You send me the word and I'm pulling up. Hell
22:11
yeah. We appreciate that. And remember I think
22:13
that is why what all the people are
22:15
saying. Austin
22:17
River. He surprised me. I like
22:20
him. He's surprisingly cool and funny and charming.
22:22
Charming? Am I turning him? Am I turning
22:24
him slowly? Yeah. I think that's the entire
22:28
statement from this conversation with you is your
22:30
turn. I think people are Austin Rivers fans.
22:33
For sure. That's crazy. I've never thought I
22:35
would say that. Did you? No.
22:37
Definitely not. Never. Duke guy? Yeah. So un-likable. Dad's
22:39
in your game? Look at back of the compliment.
22:41
I know. But it's a compliment. I'll take it
22:43
in the left. No, no,
22:45
no. Ladies and gentlemen Austin Rivers. Yeah,
22:48
Austin. I do a
22:50
lot of the WWE boys. Yeah.
22:52
A lot of the guys in the back.
22:54
Man, Austin's cool. I didn't think. Coming out
22:56
of nowhere. No way, right? You. Then they
22:58
said you too. You guys. Like
23:01
the guys. The guys. They didn't think we would.
23:03
And I'm like, yeah. Like he's
23:05
awesome. I don't think I've
23:07
heard him talk much before this. I think everybody
23:09
just kind of assumed all that guy's gotta be
23:11
a douche or whatever. He was not. He's an
23:14
awesome. Great. The man. Hey Austin, thank you pal.
23:16
Thank you Austin. I do appreciate the
23:18
fact that he was like, yeah, I'm trying to become a coach around
23:20
a team though. Like that is a move that
23:22
a lot of people have done that have gotten into TV
23:24
and broadcasting because it's a public interview
23:26
pretty much. Yeah. Like, hey, here's my
23:28
brain. Here's how I would do things.
23:30
And then, you know, everybody's TVs are
23:33
on these things. So hiring does potentially
23:35
happen from the two. You look at
23:37
John Lynch. I mean, he reached out to
23:39
Kyle Shanahan to say that, but also Shanahan
23:41
was able to like learn a lot about
23:43
John Lynch quickly because he was on TV
23:45
talking about his beliefs in football and how
23:48
he does it. Let's go to a man
23:50
who used to run teams. Now he only
23:52
does TV and radio and podcasts and email
23:54
newsletter and
23:56
Ted talk and books. Ladies and gentlemen, Paisano,
23:59
Michael. Yeah,
24:02
how's everything lambo? We just talked everything's good
24:04
man, especially good because you're here with you
24:07
know The great desktop of all great stuff
24:09
behind you what a screen saver that's not
24:11
a screen saver. I think that's just a
24:13
back Just my man.
24:15
That's my hero right there. That's my guy.
24:17
He's not doing good He's sick, but hopefully
24:20
he'll get well go back to Europe and
24:22
then I'm gonna see him in Philly on the 23rd So
24:24
that's it. That's the guy right there. I
24:26
report full boss You
24:30
boss Well, he's like he's
24:32
not feeling that what's going on that news to me. I
24:34
didn't know there's something that he had a you know He
24:36
had a perforated ulcer back in
24:38
last year Which caused him to miss some
24:41
some concerts and then this year over in
24:43
Europe I think he was playing in a
24:45
concert in Dublin in the pouring rain and
24:48
Then he got some kind of sore virus in
24:50
his throat. So he had to cancel a couple
24:52
shows supposedly he's coming back I
24:54
think next week he's back in Colts neck now.
24:57
We're cut recovering. So hopefully he'll get back That
25:00
one hit what that one hit wonder that sold
25:02
his catalog for 600 million, you know that
25:04
one hit wonder You know who caught him
25:07
a one-hit wonder again? Who was it some
25:09
idiot on Twitter? You know those experts, you
25:11
know somebody on Twitter Hey,
25:13
you know look Austin Rivers. You gotta get
25:15
lucky long as he says what he thinks
25:17
so good a self-accoaching job They
25:19
can change a critic. He's gonna end up
25:21
maybe be coaching the Lakers you know if
25:24
you're honest on television what people want and
25:26
you're not placating to the Certain
25:29
element, you know your knowledge
25:31
comes out. I think it's awesome. He was
25:33
great to listen to How do you feel
25:35
about it in like the football world? Cuz
25:37
obviously we've seen it where you know Mike
25:39
Mayock goes from being the draft in combine
25:41
expert at NFL Network to general manager of
25:43
a team which seems like The
25:46
right, you know now granted Gruden who
25:48
was the coach of that team goes from
25:50
the Monday night football booth Back into
25:52
there not that he wouldn't have got a job if
25:54
he wasn't doing Monday football because the success he had
25:56
down in Tampa Bay, but I'm just saying you see
25:58
Lynch obviously goes from TV Why
26:01
do you think or do you
26:03
think that being on TV, it's
26:05
like a never ending interview pretty much with
26:07
all these teams, right? Like if a team needs a coach,
26:10
well you've heard this guy for 18 weeks, at
26:14
least three hours a week, talking
26:16
about situational football, talking about like,
26:18
there's angles. I think guys are trying to get jobs
26:20
potentially as they get on TV, but I think there's
26:22
also a chance that guys get on TV and people
26:24
are like, hey, you'd be good for this job. You
26:26
should think about it. Is that true with somebody that
26:28
ran a team and you think that's gonna continue to
26:30
happen at a rapid level that it's kind of starting
26:32
to? I think intelligence
26:34
is always gonna be the biggest sell of
26:37
anything. So when you smart talk smartly on
26:39
television and you educate the viewer, whether it's
26:41
in basketball, hockey, or football, or any sport,
26:44
college basketball, I think that the viewer craves
26:46
that. We're in the world of information and
26:48
they wanna learn more about the game. They
26:50
wanna understand the game, not from a superficial
26:53
level and certainly not from an X's and
26:55
O. We don't need clinics on TV, but
26:58
what we need to do is understand the strategy
27:00
that's involved around what's going on in the league,
27:03
off season and in season. And I think
27:05
that's what helps. And you know, like, look,
27:07
Hubie Brown's 90 years old. I don't miss
27:09
the Hubie Brown game that he does. I
27:11
don't care if he's doing some too bad
27:14
teams. Like I learned something every time Hubie
27:16
Brown talks on television. He's 90 years old
27:19
and he's into it. He knows the players. He
27:21
coaches both teams at the same time, which is
27:23
remarkable. And that's what we want as fans. So,
27:25
you know, I'm liking what the Sixers are doing
27:28
here. I don't like what the Nets are doing.
27:30
You know, he coaches it. And that's kind of
27:32
what we wanna learn about the game. We
27:34
are curious about how we can improve
27:36
our knowledge of the sport. So we sit in
27:39
some bar somewhere. We actually, actually sound smart. Yeah,
27:41
I love sounding smart. And I love whenever people
27:43
make me smarter whenever I listen to them. So
27:45
I'm echoing your sentiment as well as what we
27:47
all kind of wanna hear. Like
27:50
also, and I don't know who brought this point
27:52
up in the last couple of days, but somebody
27:54
did. It's like, I think it was Florio maybe.
27:57
Like, Bella check on our show
27:59
every Monday. this upcoming fall, and then
28:01
on the Manning cast, so like on our show,
28:04
fans that always have seen him as
28:06
this old, miserable bastard from all these
28:08
press conferences, they're gonna see like the
28:10
side of him as a
28:12
human, and then on the Manning cast, you're
28:14
literally gonna see him go, wow, this is
28:16
what they should, this is like, now you're
28:18
watching them break down football. So like every
28:20
fan base is gonna watch that, and if
28:22
their coach starts to do
28:25
anything, and there's a sense that
28:27
Belichick still wants to get back into football, he's
28:30
gonna be on TV all year, and fans are gonna
28:32
be like, why don't we hire, why didn't
28:34
we hire Bill Belichick? That's
28:36
another whole part of it as well. Like you
28:39
win, I don't wanna say win over fan bases,
28:41
but like you kinda do, so the owner can
28:43
hire you as well. So the fans want it,
28:46
obviously the information is there, and they're smart
28:48
at your job. It seems like a brilliant
28:51
interview, like Austin's doing it right, and him
28:53
having to play him, like, all right, I'll
28:55
do TV, and then I'm gonna get a
28:57
job. Like that's not a bad pipeline to
28:59
that potential gig if you're doing that. And
29:01
Belichick, I think is gonna benefit mightily next
29:03
year from this. And we're all gonna benefit
29:05
when he breaks down the Monday Night Game
29:07
on your show, because it'll be a peek
29:09
into the game that no one
29:11
else can give you. I've witnessed it
29:13
firsthand, and I have too many notes
29:15
in my OneNote computer about pregame,
29:18
and what he's been able to deliver, and how
29:20
he sees the game, and how it's gonna go, and
29:23
rarely is he ever wrong. I can't remember it.
29:25
And then when he's in the game, what
29:28
is going on in the game? You know,
29:30
there's always something happening in the game. It's
29:32
not about what plays are you running, but
29:34
what are you trying to accomplish? Everybody goes
29:37
play to play, but there's a broader picture
29:39
of every single game. The first quarter's about
29:41
figuring out, is this what we practiced? Is
29:43
this what we need to do? The
29:46
second and the third quarter are about the adjustments we
29:48
need to make, and then the fourth quarter becomes standalone.
29:50
Like, how do we win this game? And
29:53
I think we see it in basketball. Look, the Mavericks
29:55
won three games in the final minutes of the fourth
29:57
quarter, because they could figure out how to win the
29:59
game. game in the fourth and they
30:01
adjusted in the second and the third. So
30:03
you're going to get a great peek into
30:06
his brain and his ability
30:08
to invoke scheme into players. Remember
30:10
football is a game of players
30:12
and plays. And
30:14
so often we just talk players and not
30:16
how to fit. Like what's
30:18
the difference between Kyle Shanahan's offense
30:21
and Sean McVay's? Everybody says, well, they're
30:24
the same. Well, they're really not. They're
30:26
not at all. They're formationally is Kyle.
30:29
You know, what we've seen from Sean is
30:31
more gap scheme. We're trying to be physical
30:33
at the front, more overwrought. They're different, but
30:35
they come from the same, but they brought
30:37
off and you're going to hear Bill talk
30:39
about all those things. Yeah, that's what Tom
30:41
Brady said. Tom Brady said, uh, Peyton said
30:43
that Tom Brady told him that every single
30:45
week on a Monday during the announcement of
30:47
Belichick coming on the man and cast, he
30:49
said that Tom would come into his office
30:51
every Monday or whatever it was. And
30:53
Bill Belichick would break down not
30:56
only the defense that he's going to be playing
30:58
against defensive coordinator, what tree he comes
31:00
from, what the, like the rules of this particular
31:02
defense are from the founder of the defensive scheme
31:04
that they are going to be running. Whenever there's
31:07
a big moment, here's what the defensive coordinator wants
31:09
to call. If there's a panic, this is what
31:11
he's going to call in this exact moment. And
31:13
by the time Tom got out of that, what,
31:15
three hour, whatever it was, it was
31:18
like, okay, Tom literally just went through a
31:20
master's course of this potential defense,
31:22
which is why I'm excited to hear Tom
31:24
Brady on Fox. But listening to Bill do
31:26
that move forward will be awesome on TV.
31:29
Let's talk about what's happening right now around
31:31
the NFL, because these are moments, you know,
31:33
OTAs where I feel like the biggest thing
31:35
that happens is team camaraderie. I
31:37
think team camaraderie happens. I think, uh, you
31:39
build up friendships. I think the locker room
31:41
gets strengthened. Uh, I think obviously if
31:43
you have new schemes coming in, people can learn
31:45
that, but if it's same schemes, same
31:47
everything, it is just like a, Hey, how you
31:50
doing? Good to see you. We're about to spend
31:52
six months with each other here. As soon as
31:54
the season starts off for you with these OTAs,
31:56
there's people obviously that are making business decisions and
31:59
opting out. publicly so people
32:01
know that they're not at voluntary
32:03
workouts. The people that aren't there, how do we
32:05
feel about it? What should we be thinking about
32:08
whenever watching these OTAs and thinking about these OTAs?
32:10
And is there any stories that kind of we
32:12
should maybe pay attention to a little bit more?
32:16
Is based on the player, right? I mean,
32:18
Trent Williams isn't in San Francisco's OTAs, but
32:20
he works really hard and he shows up
32:22
ready to play and he knows the system.
32:25
So him not being there or Christian McCaffrey
32:27
not being there is really no big deal
32:29
because they're working doing their prep work on
32:31
their own. But if you take a guy
32:33
like Trent Brown at Cincinnati, who they signed,
32:35
you know, and they want him to be
32:37
the starting right tackle and he's had some
32:39
weight issues off the field, you're a little
32:41
bit nervous about him not being in your
32:44
program. So every situation is different. But what
32:46
I think most important for front offices and the
32:48
coaches is the young players need a lot of
32:50
reps. See, football is a game of mathematics. There's
32:52
only so many reps you have because of the
32:54
two and a half hour practice time or 245.
32:57
There's only so many
32:59
reps you get. There's only so many turns
33:01
you're going to be able to have. And
33:03
who controls those reps is critical. And
33:05
if you can get the young players caught
33:07
up on a fast track to where they
33:10
can help you in November and December, because
33:12
they've gotten all these reps, I think it
33:14
really benefits your team. The
33:16
bonding element is great, because what
33:18
the veterans need to do is show
33:20
the players and the young players how to be
33:23
professionals, right? You know, they have to
33:25
show them what it takes, how you prepare in
33:27
the classroom, how you prepare on the
33:29
field, how do you have a routine to
33:31
get ready for practice? Like, that's all really
33:33
important. And they need to learn that and
33:35
you can't always have the coach tell them
33:37
that because it blocked out. So that veteran
33:39
leadership needs to be present in there where
33:41
you're trying to teach some of these young
33:43
players how to behave like like professionals. And
33:45
it's most of sounds to like we're humans
33:47
to going to a new city, you know,
33:50
and obviously, your rookie class, you're going to
33:52
be friends alongside of and everything like that.
33:54
But whenever the vets are kind of like giving game
33:56
on, you know, life in the city, like Clint session,
33:58
and I used to go out. whenever
34:00
I was a rookie. And then I got
34:02
introduced like Joseph and then Peyton obviously introduced
34:04
me to things and took me places. It
34:06
was like, it was an
34:09
immediate welcoming to the city. And
34:11
then you hear stories about these places that do hazing
34:14
and in the NFL and shit like that. And
34:16
everybody's like, hey, we're gonna need the young
34:18
guys. Like it's better not to burn bridges
34:20
like these guys. If we wanna get paid
34:23
how we would like to get paid, then
34:25
you're gonna have to have rookies that do
34:28
well. Let's make them as comfortable as possible.
34:31
And hopefully they'll be able to benefit. I think that's
34:33
a big piece of OTAs. Last question about that for
34:35
me, to you and then the boys
34:37
have some. They're thinking about moving that up to the
34:39
ramp up period before training. Okay, you hate it. All
34:41
right, yeah. So why, yeah, okay. Here's why I hate
34:43
it, Pat. Here's why I hate it. Because A,
34:46
we're gonna go to 18 games. There's
34:48
no question we're gonna go to 18 games. That's gonna
34:51
get passed at some point. It's too much money in
34:53
the pot for the players and for the owners. So
34:55
that's gonna happen. And B, if
34:57
you don't have an off season and you're
35:00
out there practicing in the Thunderdome
35:02
and you rip your hamstring out,
35:04
okay, that becomes a
35:06
non-football related injury because you did
35:08
not do it in the facility. You
35:11
did it on your own. And so you
35:13
could lose a paycheck. You could lose your
35:16
year's salary. You know, we
35:18
saw the running back kinds do that last year. When
35:20
he got hurt, I think he was in a skiing
35:22
accident. He didn't get paid. You could just, it's subjected
35:24
to the team, right? It's
35:26
subjected to the team. If you have an
35:28
injury away from the facility, even if it's
35:30
a football activity, even if you're running sprints
35:32
or training in some strength room,
35:36
you get hurt, that's on you. And
35:38
so that huge void is out there and
35:40
it puts the players at such a liability
35:43
in terms of now I'm working out. But
35:45
if I pull my bicep or I rip
35:47
my bicep here, I'm screwed. Whereas if I
35:49
rip my bicep and I'm training in at
35:51
the Browns facility, you gotta pay me because
35:53
I'm doing your job. I think that needs
35:55
to get clarified. And then if we're going
35:57
to 18 games, why do we need that?
35:59
this long preseason. And the other factor
36:02
is we need the young players. I
36:04
think if the older guys, okay, but those
36:07
young players need to be in there to
36:09
practice and get going. I think that's the
36:11
most important factor of all this. And somebody
36:13
who's been involved with teams and has been
36:16
involved with preparing teams needs to be in
36:18
these meetings to tell the owners of the
36:20
management council. Here's the deal. This is the
36:22
players that are pitching this entire thing. It's
36:25
like, I haven't heard a single active player
36:27
come out and be like, I
36:29
haven't heard one either. I hate this. Why
36:31
would they want to do this? I don't,
36:33
I don't. And they're liable. You got to
36:35
understand the liability that you're under. If you
36:37
miss, if you get hurt in the off
36:39
season, if you're skiing and you get hurt,
36:42
you can lose your whole salary. And you can
36:44
say, well, that's not fair by the team. Well,
36:46
it's written in the collective bargaining agreement. Yeah. And
36:48
you just got to drag your ass to the
36:50
facility. Okay. And you got to
36:52
hurt yourself in there somewhere. Where'd
36:54
you break your leg at? Colorado. But I
36:57
need to break it in that building right
36:59
there. So I'm walking in and
37:01
I'm jumping to the top of our box
37:03
that we have in the weight room. And
37:05
I'm falling off that thing. And all of
37:07
a sudden that's what's going to take place.
37:09
That was really the thought, you know, that
37:11
was like the fear, like, hey, if you
37:13
get hurt anywhere, you need to figure out
37:15
how to not be hurt there and get
37:17
here because you can lose everything. Now I've
37:19
never seen anybody actually accomplish that, but that's
37:21
how much it is talked about to your point about
37:23
like, Hey, you can lose everything. Because for like the
37:26
first two weeks of what used
37:28
to be OTAs, but
37:30
now OTAs are at different time. Now it's off-season
37:32
conditioning program phase one. Now it is. The first
37:34
couple of weeks couldn't have a ball in the
37:36
field. Remember that was the big thing. The NFLPA
37:38
was like, well, we don't even want a ball
37:40
on field because coaches will abuse the right and
37:42
then players might get too jacked up. So you
37:44
can't even have a ball in the field. So
37:46
I as punter had to go to
37:48
local high school to kick, you know, and it's like,
37:50
how does, can we not make an exception for me
37:52
to be able to kick at the facility where I
37:54
have nets and people that will turn balls and not
37:56
a crowd of people that are going to be, you
37:59
know, like, is there any, There's a lot of stupidity
38:01
in all of this. And I'm not
38:03
saying the NFLPA is the engineer of all of
38:05
it, but they certainly haven't, you know,
38:08
missed an opportunity to do some dumb shit
38:10
seemingly in the past. Their job is to
38:12
protect the players. This doesn't protect the players.
38:14
Their job is to protect their clientele. This
38:17
doesn't protect them at all. Think about the freedom in an
38:19
off season. Two and a half months of off time. Long
38:21
time. Damn. I mean, that's, there are three and a half
38:23
months of off time and not that like they should be
38:25
adults. Your professional is just like, I'm a guy that got
38:28
in trouble during season. So like you couldn't even imagine could
38:30
have happened easily in the off season as well. It's like,
38:32
that's a lot of free time for people that have been
38:34
structured their entire life. Obviously being
38:36
adult, be mature, you're lucky to have the
38:38
job, but also let's look at the reality
38:41
of situations here. I don't know if
38:43
this is just, cause the NFL is just going
38:45
to use it as a way to get 18 games. And then like if
38:47
play, why don't we add some other shit in there? If
38:49
we're going to give up 18 games, 18
38:51
games does mean another check though. Nonetheless, let's talk
38:53
a little bit more about ball. Go ahead, comment.
38:56
Yeah, long ball. I see it seems like now
38:58
after the draft, the bills, you know, made the
39:00
right move, drafting Keon Coleman that he will be
39:02
good for them, but the situation with how they
39:04
got to the second round and trading that pick
39:07
to the chief so that the chiefs could get
39:09
their guy, how do you feel about that? And
39:11
do you think that this is something where Xavier
39:13
Worthy will have an 85 yard
39:15
touchdown against the bill in the divisional
39:18
round? And then they, everyone in Buffalo
39:20
will say, well, it's our fault for
39:22
giving them that guy. Yeah. Well,
39:25
they, you know, look, I worked for a man named
39:27
Al Davis who you were not allowed to trade any
39:29
player to the division or any player
39:32
to any game team on your schedule.
39:34
So that was eliminated. But in this
39:36
case to me, they had
39:38
an opportunity to take a deal from the
39:40
wingland. The wingland was in high speed pursuit
39:42
of worthy. They wanted worthy badly. They were
39:44
making calls to get that pick. And Buffalo
39:47
had them on the phone. And
39:49
so was Kansas City. And
39:51
I think if you're Brendan Bean, you have to sit
39:53
there and say, yeah, maybe Kansas City offered me a
39:55
lot more, but why would I
39:57
give worthy to them? Who's a weapon?
40:00
who could become the next Tyree Kill for them.
40:02
You know, I know he's undersized at 160 plays
40:05
bigger. He's a tough kid. But why
40:07
am I doing anything to help the Chiefs?
40:09
Especially since I lost to him with 13
40:11
seconds, I missed a 44 yard field goal
40:13
to send the game in overtime. Like I
40:15
haven't been able to get through that door
40:17
to get to where I need to go
40:19
to. So like, I don't understand that. Like
40:21
I would have been more than happy to
40:23
give them to the Patriots who's working on
40:25
a new regime, who's got a new quarterback.
40:27
And in three years, if Worthy's a great
40:29
player, that's great. Maybe they're ready to go.
40:32
But I'm worried about today. And helping the Chiefs out
40:34
would be the last thing I would want to do.
40:36
That's a strange one. And that's going to
40:38
come back and bite him in the ass.
40:40
If Worthy is as good as we might
40:43
think he could be. And Reid does a
40:45
great job of coaching these young guys. Look,
40:47
that receiver room hasn't really improved from last
40:49
year. If Worthy takes a step up, it
40:51
has. We don't know what's going to happen
40:53
to Rice. Cadairie's Tony is a wild card.
40:55
And that really comes down to Hollywood, right?
40:58
It comes down to Hollywood Brown. Okay, so Cadairie's
41:00
Tony, what an interesting. Yeah.
41:03
Just what an interesting period. What
41:06
an interesting period. Still
41:08
there though, they still got his back. Even though
41:11
there was a lot of weird shit that happened towards
41:13
the end of the year, where he seemingly came out
41:15
and talked shit about the Chiefs. And then Chiefs were
41:17
like, come on, dude. Everybody's seeing the same exact thing.
41:19
That's actually the conversation about our team is
41:21
pretty much this entire situation. They bring in Hollywood
41:23
Brown, which we assume is going to
41:25
be a phenomenal tag team. Travis Kelsey is
41:27
their one. If this Worthy guy can go
41:30
and Rishi Rice could stay out of jail,
41:32
which we hope he'll be able to
41:34
do. He needs to get back to Kansas City. Let's
41:36
go. Just get our ass back to Kansas
41:38
City in this entire thing. It's like they're
41:40
better than they've ever been. And it feels like if
41:42
you talk about the end of the AFC, the bills are going
41:44
to be there and the Chiefs are going to be there. So
41:47
do you know that the Patriots, how do
41:49
we know that that happened? Is that already? That's fact.
41:52
That's fact. I don't know if it's been reported or not.
41:54
I'm just telling you that's fact. That's not bad. That's
41:57
not bad. The
42:00
trade that sent the pick from what was it 20? 28?
42:02
26? 28? Yeah 28. New
42:07
England made a substantial offer to him and
42:09
they took the Chiefs offer now I
42:12
don't know if the Chiefs offer was substantially more
42:14
than the Patriots I would just see look if
42:16
it's the chart I mean at some point you
42:19
have to get away from the chart and do
42:21
what's in the best interest of your team Right,
42:24
you got to get away from the chart, but
42:26
now this is fact I'm not making this up
42:28
with the picture the Patriots wanted worthy. That's a
42:30
fact. Okay, and they tried to get them Okay,
42:33
so let's talk about the Patriots then. How do
42:36
you feel this just came out yesterday? I think
42:38
and I I've
42:40
been openly against this a few times because I saw it
42:42
in the Colts building Where new regime
42:45
comes in and they actually like painted
42:47
over the walls that had
42:49
like? Unites and Peyton and
42:51
free and Mathis and bracket Saturday
42:54
and Diem and a die and
42:57
I mean just like literally
43:00
everybody that built the stadium in
43:02
Indianapolis and the building that they're
43:04
practicing in and the Colts
43:06
fan base in Indianapolis like just painted them
43:08
over took photos down We got new photos
43:10
up and it was like we wanted people
43:12
to know that this is no longer This
43:15
is a new goal and we got to
43:17
bring the Colts whatever. It's like we have one
43:19
losing season paint another broken necklace You
43:22
know everything else seems you forgot Seattle would
43:24
happen right and they they're coming out and
43:26
obviously the players are cool with it So
43:28
however motivates the team Sweet when
43:30
I was in India, I hated it now. It's come
43:33
out that the New England has done something So I
43:35
don't know what the extent is But they've taken some
43:37
Super Bowl memorabilia down into coach Mayo said he wanted
43:39
to let the boys know like it's a new team
43:41
This is our team now. It's like
43:44
I I don't think I don't know. I don't know what
43:46
New England did I don't think we've gotten photos from the
43:48
before and after and how big it is How do you
43:50
feel about that hole that's like their mission?
43:52
That's like the way to motivate is like this
43:54
isn't about what happened here before it's about what
43:56
happens right now Which I get but also shouldn't
43:59
you like like? standard here is this.
44:01
I don't know. Well,
44:05
this isn't the first time it's happened. When
44:07
Bill Walsh walked into the 49ers facility at
44:09
711 Nevada Street in Redwood City, he
44:11
took over for Joe Thomas, who took all
44:13
that stuff down and basically got rid of
44:16
all the great 49ers history. And Walsh put
44:18
it back up. And Walsh put
44:20
it back up and he wanted to bring
44:22
in the, he needed the alumni to come
44:24
in the building. He needed the players that
44:26
are wearing that uniform to understand what it
44:28
meant to be a 49er, that it has
44:30
been successful, that there is a heritage here.
44:32
There's a sense of belonging. And the only
44:34
way you can create a sense of belonging
44:36
is reaching out to your past. It's why
44:38
we have holidays. It's why we have Memorial
44:40
Day. We honor those who have given their
44:42
lives up for our freedom. It's why we
44:45
have Veterans Day. So we honor the veterans
44:47
who have served in our country. It's a
44:49
way of creating a sense of belonging. And
44:51
you can't lose sight of that. You know,
44:53
Walsh used to say all the time, Marines
44:56
fight for Marines because he
44:58
believed that that
45:01
was a sense of creating. And, and
45:04
when you just do that, when you absolve
45:06
it, then it's disrespectful. Look, the Minnesota Vikings
45:09
have kept Bud Grant's office intact. Now, most
45:11
of those players have no idea who the
45:13
hell Bud Grant is other than he wore
45:15
short sleeves in a cold weather day. You
45:17
know, even though they went to four suit
45:19
goals, they didn't win any, but Bud Grant,
45:21
they kept his office like he's part of
45:23
their heritage. And I think to me, when
45:26
you do that, it becomes egotistical. It becomes
45:28
something bigger than the program. And I think
45:30
that becomes a real issue. It's because I
45:32
mean, obviously, the Vikings, I don't know how
45:34
many Super Bowls, I'm not saying it's full,
45:36
it's worked or whatever. Go ahead. That's what
45:38
I mean. Like Seattle and India, like absolutely
45:41
taking that stuff down things so they won
45:43
one Super Bowl, like with the Patriots, you
45:45
know who the New England Patriots are. It
45:47
was the last 20 years. They won six
45:49
Super Bowls. We don't know what they did.
45:51
We don't know what all they did. Allegedly,
45:53
they took down like to do your job
45:55
shit. They took down some photos, like things
45:57
of that nature that, you know, might have.
46:00
alluded to the past, but like, you know,
46:02
New England, it's not like this history is
46:05
far, far away. Like, I think everyone who
46:07
sees this logo knows like, oh yeah, Bill
46:10
Belichick, Tom Brady, six Super Bowls. Like, is
46:12
it a little different because of that? And
46:14
also because the player that is now the
46:16
head coach was a part of the dynasty?
46:18
I don't, I, and is it, they're saying
46:20
it's Coach Mayo's decision to do this? I
46:23
mean, everything seems to be, hey, you know,
46:25
we're going to trust Coach Mayo to do
46:27
whatever the hell he wants to do, go
46:29
ahead. Because if it was
46:31
a craft move, that'd be a whole whole. If
46:33
it was Jonathan Kraft, yeah, I'd probably push that.
46:35
I always take it. Stay it down, stay it
46:37
down. If it was, if it was JK, that'd
46:39
be a problem. Yeah. So it's just, it's honestly,
46:41
however, who knows how it motivates a
46:44
team? True. However a team comes out
46:46
is however it comes out. Our team, literally, Andrew Lux
46:48
rookie year ago, the AFC championship game, and then balls
46:50
are flat, we lose. Well. You
46:52
know, in that. Yeah. So
46:55
it worked, you know, so it's just like, for
46:57
me personally. Those balls really were flat. All right.
47:00
We got our boy, I did three touchdowns, 180 yards.
47:03
Yeah. Well, I couldn't fumble
47:05
because he was squeezing. They were really
47:07
flat there. That was the problem. For
47:10
those that don't internew the show, I
47:12
am not on the side. Jokes. Yeah.
47:16
This is not real. This is already, that was
47:18
the worst thing to happen to our particular team.
47:20
Now, granted I am bottom of totem pole, which
47:22
I think is actually the most powerful spot of
47:25
an actual totem pole, but I'm just talking
47:27
for the metaphor at the bottom of the
47:29
totem pole. The least important
47:31
human being on the Indianapolis Colts, more specifically
47:33
any of those teams. But I think I
47:36
could speak for our locker room that that
47:38
deflate gate shit was the worst and how
47:40
long it went for was fucking miserable.
47:42
Oh my God. For an hour, a year and
47:45
a half later, we're being reminded, you guys lost
47:47
my identity. You guys lost, you couldn't hold my
47:49
enemy. They did more investigation on that than the
47:51
Warren Commission. I mean, Christ almighty, they had more
47:53
people coming in to interview and do all this.
47:55
It was unbelievable. And then we finally, and then
47:58
Peter King admitted it was all fake. It's
48:00
all fake. It's all fake. We
48:02
can't get that out of the Warren Commission, but eventually
48:05
maybe we'll get that too. I
48:07
mean, it's ridiculous. I can
48:09
remember Bill was spending all his time
48:11
talking about the ball. We're
48:14
getting ready to play Seattle. The
48:16
hardest game in here is going to be sports. That's
48:18
Tom. That's Tom. I'm done
48:20
with it. I am completely unbelievable. It
48:23
is, let alone if it happened or
48:25
if it didn't happen, it's like, you
48:28
ask, I think what we all learned from like every quarterback
48:30
was like, oh yeah, I like mine a little bit under
48:32
with a little bit more mud on the ball. Yeah. Aaron
48:35
came out and he's like, I like mine over. Over, like, I like it max. Which
48:37
would be harder. I like it at max. So
48:40
we learned like, oh, there's a bunch of, this seems like
48:42
this is a little bit of bullshit. Yeah.
48:45
And Tom hasn't forgot. No, no, he certainly hasn't. He's
48:47
good. He's from Red and Super Bowl. Tom has a
48:49
question for you, Lumbo, as we wrap up. Yeah,
48:51
Lumbo. And I asked this with all due
48:53
respect to all the names I'm about to
48:55
mention, because they're great quarterbacks. Jared Goff just
48:58
got paid $50 million. Trevor
49:00
Lawrence is rumored to get paid $50 million.
49:03
Another quarterback in that conversation is two and I assume
49:05
he's also going to get paid $50
49:07
million. How do you feel about those
49:09
contracts? And then like just the, how
49:13
are we ever going to get to a time where
49:15
like those guys aren't in the top
49:17
five quarterbacks in the NFL? Is there going to
49:19
be a time where quarterbacks, the next quarterback contract
49:21
isn't always going to be the biggest quarterback contract
49:24
of all time? No, because
49:26
I think, you know, look, if you're too adjusted,
49:28
Herbert got paid $52.5 million. So
49:30
I'm sure at least I work saying, well, my
49:32
guy's been to the playoff, you know, Herbert's lost
49:35
a playoff game. You know, my guy's been there.
49:37
He's won. He's got these numbers.
49:39
He should make this. Look, I, one
49:42
of the beautiful things about a salary cap
49:44
and about players at positions making money is
49:46
water seeks its level. Everybody rises to the
49:48
next one. And, and they know
49:50
teams don't have the guts to be able to
49:53
say, you know, look, I'm not going to do
49:55
this. We're going to draft a
49:57
young guy and then we're going to transition over to
49:59
somebody. else you know I don't think that they
50:01
they're gonna call that bluff because there's it's supply
50:04
and demand there's just not a lot of them
50:06
I think the question you're asking are they worth it
50:09
and the answer is no but the market says
50:11
they're worth it you know the market dictates which
50:14
you have to pay you know do I would
50:16
I pay to a 53 million
50:19
no because I have you know Terry kill takes up
50:21
12% of the cap waddle takes up
50:23
an 8% of the cap now that's 20% of
50:25
the cap if I go and pay
50:28
to a you know 30 by 30% of
50:30
the cap what do I have left for the rest of my team
50:32
but I'm down this road I'm
50:35
I've already gone down the road 80%
50:37
of my offense comes to these two receivers
50:40
and they're explosive and they're great and he
50:42
can make it good so you
50:44
know I think you're trapped a little bit here
50:46
but it you can't get caught up in the number
50:48
you got to get caught up in this is the
50:50
system that we're in and you've
50:52
got to be proactive and draft a
50:55
quarterback every year and develop a quarterback
50:57
every year because if you can get
50:59
one at a cheaper number that's going
51:01
to help you out it's a little
51:03
bit like what happened in Minnesota they
51:05
trading cousins now they got McCarthy now
51:07
the question is do they pay Justin
51:09
Jefferson right now all right
51:11
that's the fair question if somebody
51:13
off but if they could have gotten neighbors
51:15
for Jefferson they probably would have traded them
51:17
but to trade them for draft picks that you don't know
51:19
what you're getting back how do you trade them right
51:22
everybody says we'll trade a player for two
51:25
number ones well I don't know
51:27
what I'm getting with those two ones whereas if
51:29
I traded him for neighbors who was a legitimate
51:31
could be a cheap number one receiver for four
51:33
years okay now I could do
51:35
that so that becomes another issue okay so Justin
51:37
Jefferson everybody's assuming he is gonna get paid because
51:39
of the decision to move on from Kirk cousin
51:41
bring in Sam and then also draft a young
51:44
player don't have to spend as much money at
51:46
the trigger position we can pay a wide receiver
51:48
that seemingly how the market is shaping out we
51:50
go back to Miami if is to have one
51:52
year how much is this is last year of
51:54
his time more year it he's got
51:57
23 million on the cap at one year that takes
51:59
up 12 of the cap right
52:01
now. When they do that deal, he'll still,
52:03
he probably, right now, Waddle takes up 7.8%
52:07
of the cap. Tyreke takes up 12%. Now
52:10
Tyreke, you know, he's still the second
52:12
highest paid receiver in the league. AJ
52:14
Brown slightly went above him. So, but
52:16
I mean, they got to
52:18
keep Hill really healthy. He's the engine
52:20
that drives the machine. But now
52:23
you're, the reason you don't sign Christian Wilkins is
52:25
because you're giving the money to these other guys.
52:27
You're going to have to figure it out. It's
52:29
Chris Greer. He's got it left really well.
52:31
Wilkins to the Raiders. Nobody even talks about
52:34
how that's a whole different him and Crosby
52:36
next to each other. But he plays every
52:38
snap of every game. There you go. Gump,
52:41
there you go. He plays every snap. He
52:43
can pressure the pocket. He can push inside.
52:45
He's going to make Crosby more effective if
52:47
that's even possible. Like, and they just let
52:49
him walk like it was no big deal
52:52
because they're, they, it's a seven on seven
52:54
game for them. Now they haven't beaten a
52:56
good team. We know this, right? They have
52:58
not beaten a good team. Gump can verify
53:00
that. You know, they go into Philly last
53:02
year and Philly played, Philly played
53:04
defense against them. And we know Philly wasn't
53:06
good on defense. So, it'll
53:09
be interesting how this all works out. So two will be
53:11
a free agent after this year. Dak could be a free
53:13
agent after this year. They've both get paid somewhere. Kirk Cousins
53:15
just got 130 million guaranteed or
53:17
whatever. That market continues to go. If you're a
53:19
team though, that has a guy, boy,
53:22
feels like you need to keep the guy because
53:24
you have no idea what door two potentially has
53:26
on the other side. Last question here from Ty
53:29
Schmidt, Lombo. Yeah. Lombo has just announced that the
53:31
bears are going to be on hard knocks this
53:33
year. And obviously, like, you know, you
53:35
don't really have a choice. It's kind of the NFL tells
53:37
you you're going to be on hard knocks. You're going to
53:39
be on hard knocks. But as a
53:41
GM, especially going into their situation where you draft
53:44
the quarterback number one, they ended last season very
53:46
well and they have a lot of momentum going
53:48
into next year with a lot of people saying,
53:50
Hey, this might be a playoff team. Like, is
53:53
there anything to gain if
53:55
you're the GM of the bears from having hard
53:57
knocks in your building or is this kind of
53:59
all. Setting up to just be
54:01
a massive massive disappointment. That's a packers
54:03
owner asking the question maybe Yeah,
54:06
well, I think you have to be really careful
54:08
I mean one thing it could do it can
54:10
really bring your it can enlighten your fan base
54:12
to know that you're on top of Things and
54:15
and you're really good at what you do But
54:17
it can also enlighten your fan base to say
54:19
you're not really you're in decisive and you don't
54:21
know what to do Remember the Cleveland Brown one
54:23
remember that one. I mean that one that one
54:26
was disruptive to the old entire organization So a
54:28
lot of this is you're gonna have to
54:30
do a really good job of prepping Preparing
54:33
and letting people know this narrative
54:35
that you want to get out of your building
54:37
That's really important And I think Ryan
54:39
polls has got to do that and Matt Yberflux has
54:41
got to do that too because when he stands in
54:44
Front of the team, he's not standing in front of
54:46
the team. He's standing in front of America now He's
54:49
standing in front of America and he's got
54:51
to sell America on that, right? He's got
54:53
to sell that and so does polls so
54:55
that adds another dimension to it all It's
54:58
a distraction no doubt, but you're gonna have to
55:00
work around it The one that's gonna be fascinating
55:02
is the hard knocks offseason with the Giants I
55:05
can't wait for that, you know when they said
55:07
they were trying to trade up to get off
55:09
But they stopped once they went off the board.
55:11
So we're gonna we may we'll solve that puzzle
55:13
Okay, sounds like you have some questions about some
55:15
insider information from draft night excited to find out
55:18
Debo is back calling plays allegedly. Oh, yeah Now
55:20
will he be doing that during the regular season
55:22
who knows but we'll find out throwing off season
55:24
hard knocks And then the training camp hard knocks
55:26
of the Chicago Bears Caleb Williams and we if
55:28
we know anything about a Yberflux He's gonna look
55:30
really cool. Oh, yeah players love them here
55:33
in Indianapolis. I think in Chicago similar thing What's
55:35
Caleb Williams gonna be like? How about Roma doons?
55:39
And how is the second highest rated player on
55:41
their board? Which I had heard he
55:43
was a higher rated receiver than Harrison on their board,
55:45
which I had heard earlier in the offseason Yeah, there
55:47
were some people that said that that would case instead
55:49
Arizona ends up with Marvin Harrison jr. Roma doons a
55:51
Caleb Williams the young rookie class in Chicago are gonna
55:53
be on display on hard Naughts, we appreciate the hell
55:55
out of you. We wish you were on high guys
56:00
Llambo's got a show in like four minutes, so I appreciate
56:02
the hell out of him, Dan. What a good man. The
56:05
best. Llambo just has something for everything, doesn't he? I mean, not
56:07
worthy in New England. I didn't know that
56:09
was real. Yeah, did we? As you were
56:11
saying it, I'm like, okay, got a lot of questions about
56:13
this, but also, I had no idea that happened. Oh yeah,
56:15
it's the matter, this ain't false journaling. It
56:18
hasn't been reported, but it's 1,000% true. Well,
56:20
he does that on our show, though. That is
56:23
like the Lombardi move. It might've been reported on
56:25
something he did, whether it was a podcast, another
56:28
show, or something else. Yeah,
56:30
I said this Monday, last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
56:32
I said this, yeah, everybody knows. And
56:34
we had never heard it. And then all of a sudden, go. Yep,
56:37
Rams looking to trade staff for last offseason. Yeah, he
56:39
said, they're not gonna say it, obviously, but it definitely
56:42
happened. Look at the contract, all you gotta do is
56:44
follow the money. They would
56:46
be in contempt of running
56:48
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56:50
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Four are amazing. We're not going to talk about him every
58:02
single day. We can't thank you enough for allowing us to
58:04
do this For a living it is truly absurd the talks
58:06
that it was here at Boston corner and that's how I
58:08
Schmidt I see that Yeah, you know had to do it
58:10
you get the hundo boys on the show, you know, you
58:13
gotta you gotta show him a little love Yeah, and I
58:15
was gonna wait until he came on, but I should just
58:17
go ahead My dad
58:19
well get the skis tarp up there.
58:21
Yeah, and this is from the Indianapolis
58:23
baseball team the Indian man,
58:25
yep Which is triple-a for
58:27
the Pittsburgh Pirates, which is where
58:29
Paul skeins pitch for five games
58:31
six games seven games And
58:36
he struck out everybody pretty much and now he goes
58:38
up to the majors and he's like the greatest Picture
58:41
to ever start in the MLB in history something
58:43
like that I forget the exact wording of it,
58:45
but he's breaking all these records and he throws
58:48
the ball over a hundred miles an hour on
58:50
a regular basis and There's
58:52
another guy that on the same exact roster
58:54
that's thrown over a hundred miles an
58:56
hour on a very regular basis and Jared Jones We
58:58
got two aces joining us in about eight minutes tie
59:00
a lot of baseball on this program Yeah, well, I
59:02
mean like you mentioned at the top of the show.
59:05
I mean in about Four
59:07
days time here five days time. That's
59:09
all there is Some days some
59:12
days cuz only finals well, then we do get
59:14
the finals But then again, that's that's basically what
59:16
a week ten days of that and then
59:19
once that once that's done Guess
59:21
what? No, no, don't you you
59:23
don't like baseball don't you better
59:25
start liking don't you? Obviously
59:29
we got the W as well Caitlin
59:31
Clark starting to figure it out these refs the
59:34
way they're a ref and Caitlin Clark I don't
59:36
like it one bit. I mean it seemingly they
59:38
got like an extra grind saying welcome to our
59:40
league Yeah, you think you're gonna be able to
59:42
do all that bitchin and whining and moaning that
59:45
you did in college not here You better not
59:47
even look at a sideways or to you up
59:49
there. How about her Veronica Vivian's last night?
59:51
Yeah, she hit hit one in her
59:53
eye. Yeah, and then told her what
59:55
what what Caitlin's starting to hey She's
59:57
competing just like we just like like
1:00:00
we thought it would. Exactly. Over the last couple
1:00:02
of days, feels like the team started around with
1:00:04
her too. Connor, you were there last night. Obviously
1:00:06
another L for the Indiana Fever. Need to start
1:00:08
second, some more dubs, only one win in about
1:00:10
10 of 10s. Got Chicago
1:00:12
Sky on Saturday at noon. Angel
1:00:14
Rees, Kaitlin Clark, obviously two new
1:00:17
teams, but still great rivalry. Connor,
1:00:19
you were there on the floor, on the wood last night.
1:00:21
Is this fever team gonna be good by the end of
1:00:23
the year? What do you think? By the end of the
1:00:26
year, yes, for sure. They're starting to figure it out. I
1:00:28
have some rotation ideas. For
1:00:30
Coach Sides, who you are a fan of. Who
1:00:32
I am a fan of. She got teed up
1:00:35
last night because she's pissed about what's going on
1:00:37
with Kaitlin Clark with these rashes. She's done with
1:00:39
it, because it is real. There is something going
1:00:41
on, and there's something to be said with how
1:00:43
the games are being called, especially around Kaitlin. But
1:00:45
no, I think they're gonna figure it out. Nellissa
1:00:47
Smith got the start last night, and
1:00:49
she is fantastic. She can run and gun,
1:00:51
she can score. I think she had the
1:00:53
first seven points for the fever last night.
1:00:55
Need to get her some more minutes. Samuelson,
1:00:57
she hit like three straight threes, and it
1:01:00
was one of those situations like, okay, well
1:01:02
why aren't we getting 33 more shots if
1:01:05
this is what's going on every single time she touches
1:01:07
the ball? But they're gonna figure it out. They'll be
1:01:09
okay. They were saying Kelsey Mitchell, number zero, didn't have
1:01:11
a training camp because of an injury, so basically was
1:01:13
working herself in the shape. Last night she threw up
1:01:15
a couple. Massive threes for him, a number
1:01:18
two overall pick. Look out for the
1:01:20
fever as they cook, but I'll tell you what,
1:01:22
Breanna Stewart, she's starting to earn damn leads. They're gonna
1:01:24
pay more money than any of my time. A couple
1:01:26
years away from that, couple years away from the
1:01:28
Liberty Stat. Well then the Aces, hey, they got
1:01:30
some dogs on that team. They
1:01:32
got dogs on that team. Yes, they do.
1:01:37
They got dogs on that team. Yes,
1:01:39
they do. The junkyard. Every single day
1:01:41
we were, I mean, just beasts over
1:01:43
there. Obviously back-to-back champions. I mean,
1:01:45
that's how it's gonna go. I mean, some
1:01:48
of them are inspiring music. But the fever,
1:01:50
the fever is... What music
1:01:52
video do you wanna talk about? One half of the hammer, dah!
1:01:55
Cowboys, 10, Diggs is here. Houdini.
1:01:58
I couldn't not say. I don't
1:02:00
know You
1:02:02
guys aren't talking about that music video anyways joining
1:02:04
us now That's
1:02:07
what happened a hammer down Cowboys big
1:02:09
Dallas Stars fan bubble company that back.
1:02:11
Oh, yeah Is
1:02:13
he playing football? I don't know after watching that
1:02:15
video. I don't think so We
1:02:19
would like to let you know all love dude, come on
1:02:21
come on Beach best days
1:02:23
ahead that video was thought I was crazy.
1:02:25
I was bummed out why no three time
1:02:27
not sun-tended No space boy,
1:02:29
I guess people do to try to turn
1:02:32
their cheeks. Yeah Hey
1:02:36
D come on man. Love you D wall. Come
1:02:38
on. Come on. Come on. Oh that video Yeah,
1:02:42
yep Anyway, that's cough that
1:02:44
was tough to watch. I felt terribly keep it
1:02:46
moving bro Come on, but I could see why
1:02:48
he's potentially not known if he's playing football or
1:02:50
not. That's where he's going Yeah, bingo. He's got
1:02:53
a that stuff. That's very public to which is
1:02:55
what happens Can't be fun.
1:02:57
But without being said, what's making stations seem
1:02:59
to be locked in? Oh, yeah motivated by
1:03:01
the entire situation Asia's ball.
1:03:03
Yeah, absolutely and Kate
1:03:06
Kate money Martin. Yeah is balling
1:03:08
and then obviously Miss
1:03:11
plume founder of King maker
1:03:13
cigars. She has a
1:03:15
ball in right? I mean they're doing of the
1:03:17
but the fever come yes They are the time
1:03:19
the time is now if you're not the fever
1:03:22
because I'm an em, so Deanie video though Another
1:03:24
music video that you were not talking about out.
1:03:26
Yep. He's back. Yeah, he's literally hopped out of
1:03:28
a portal and came back and Yeah,
1:03:31
yeah, he sampled his own music and then
1:03:37
And made a song Marshalls back
1:03:39
save exam and it is it is great news. I
1:03:41
think he's got another album coming It's gonna be his
1:03:43
last one because he said it's his last trick or
1:03:45
yep I know tricker join us now as a man
1:03:47
who we think he's gonna be a rapper someday. We
1:03:49
can't wait for them College football
1:03:51
national champion Super Bowl champion Ryder Cup
1:03:53
winner president of Ohio AJ Hall. Yeah
1:03:58
Yeah, I never say never but Probably never on
1:04:00
the old rap career. I would imagine I think I think the
1:04:02
show's gonna be putting out a song actually It's false. So you're
1:04:05
gonna have words on it. So you will have a credit rap
1:04:07
song. Nice. Okay, I'm in Let me
1:04:09
know just tell me where to go to record and
1:04:11
we will record it'll be an uplifting song it'll
1:04:14
be an upbeat song and music video and
1:04:17
Will make sure that's on the beat. I was
1:04:20
so bummed out watching that for him I know
1:04:22
I couldn't stop watching it brother. There's nothing a medic
1:04:24
I know he's an artist and everything but it's like
1:04:27
even if that is your art in that moment like
1:04:29
you're in a That's not a pretty
1:04:31
vulnerable spot. She'll go Friday. Do you know
1:04:33
I know Good
1:04:36
thing in though. It was a good thing. I didn't like
1:04:38
Timberlake. We know like Timberlake and Brittany Didn't they have a
1:04:40
video like that back in the day? Oh, yeah There's
1:04:44
a fake there's a fake Brittany in it I
1:04:46
guess so and I heard that was a big
1:04:48
oh, yeah Yeah, they caught some issues right now
1:04:50
that we know there's a book saying yeah Yeah
1:04:56
Emon in then what's up? No, no who's
1:04:59
Emon? Because
1:05:10
none of it's gonna get through but you
1:05:13
know the Emon yeah I
1:05:15
don't know why is it what is E?
1:05:17
I don't mean that's a guy's the art
1:05:19
is his name banger He's thinking the part
1:05:22
you just sang the JT part. He was
1:05:24
thinking that damn I know JT was doing
1:05:26
that way before yeah, what are we even
1:05:28
time so flustered? I'm confused. Yeah Or he's
1:05:30
on video reminded me of Emon. Okay,
1:05:32
well What the
1:05:35
fuck is Emon? What is this? Huh,
1:05:39
you know what it is My
1:05:41
brain right you guys in my head that
1:05:43
bullets going through my brain. You're young This
1:05:47
is in our hey there. You know just try to
1:05:49
sing a song he did and you know, it's the
1:05:51
correct lyrics but Play it over
1:05:53
there close joining us now. Ladies and gentlemen
1:05:55
as we move Eminem
1:05:58
Houdini Yeah,
1:06:00
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:06:02
Darren Waller, new music video, hard
1:06:04
is broken. Yeah. Bummed out. Bummed out.
1:06:08
And we would like to let him know, Darren, come
1:06:10
on, man, things are gonna be okay. Next
1:06:13
chapter is gonna be a great chapter one after that. You're
1:06:15
gonna look back, it's all gonna make sense. Time goes on.
1:06:17
That's right, and if it's just your heart or whatever, we
1:06:20
hope you maybe get back on the football field. You're
1:06:22
an artist out in the field as well. Amen. So is this
1:06:24
all part of hard knocks thing, because he's a member of
1:06:26
the Giants? Oh boy. It's
1:06:29
the crop season. Bruce,
1:06:31
Bruce, big leader, Giants man, you think this is
1:06:33
gonna be a part of the hard knocks? I
1:06:35
know you're pumped to see what the Giants should
1:06:37
be. I mean, imagine if they had like a
1:06:39
documentary crew there as he was filming that heartbreaking
1:06:41
scene on the beach with him getting stabbed in
1:06:44
the back. Is he playing this year or not?
1:06:46
I don't know. All I know is that he's
1:06:48
got the song of the summer. That song's a
1:06:50
hit. Houdini.
1:06:53
Thank you, Bruce. Thank you, Bruce. All right, joining
1:06:55
us now, ladies and gentlemen, is the
1:06:58
boys in the summer. Yeah, hell yeah. You
1:07:00
know, the hundo boys of
1:07:02
the summer. In a
1:07:04
city in which I grew up, a lot
1:07:06
of people couldn't care less about baseball. Now
1:07:09
there are certainly baseball fans because the history
1:07:11
in Pittsburgh is obviously a deep one with
1:07:13
the Pirates, but a lot of people had
1:07:15
kinda lost the faith in the organization that
1:07:17
it would ever be worth the fuck again.
1:07:20
So why are we gonna watch this sport
1:07:22
that is boring, that we suck at, other
1:07:24
than a nice night to PNC Park and
1:07:26
hopefully some Zambelli fireworks afterwards? Hell yeah.
1:07:29
Something changed. Some stars
1:07:31
came to town. And
1:07:33
not only are balls flying out of
1:07:36
the park and the boats are towing
1:07:38
up behind on the river that has
1:07:40
dead bodies floating in it, there are
1:07:42
pitchers now that are electrifying. So much
1:07:45
so that the pitching ninja calls them
1:07:47
the Allegheny, which is the county in
1:07:49
which Pittsburgh is in, Electric Company. Ladies
1:07:51
and gentlemen, the hundo boys from the
1:07:54
Pittsburgh Pirates, those rookies Jared Jones, Paul
1:07:56
Skeene. Hey! Oh! Chris
1:08:00
Collins was respect, respect. That was a good slide in
1:08:02
Jared. That was a good slide in. We're
1:08:05
playing that. Yeah, that was all him. Okay,
1:08:07
so you're both incredibly rich. We
1:08:09
know that your major, are you guys roommates?
1:08:11
This is how this goes. And how is
1:08:13
the friendship between you two? Paul, we'll start
1:08:15
with you, pal. Yeah,
1:08:17
we are roommates. The nice thing about the show is
1:08:19
we've got our own room, our own
1:08:21
rooms on the road. So we're not, you
1:08:24
know, we're not bunking up right now in
1:08:26
Toronto, but yeah, yeah, we're having
1:08:28
a good time. And Jared, how is it? I think
1:08:30
we talked to Paul about this before when he was
1:08:32
on the show. You
1:08:34
know, you two kind of going through something similar,
1:08:36
but you different paths. How is it to have
1:08:39
a guy like Paul in the bullpen alongside of
1:08:41
you? Has it made you better? Do you feel
1:08:43
like you're competing against each other, learning from each
1:08:45
other? What's it like, Jared? Yeah,
1:08:47
I'd definitely say we're learning from each other. Just
1:08:50
going out there, I'm sure he takes notes on what I
1:08:52
do when I throw and I do the exact same thing
1:08:54
when he throws. And obviously he's a lot of fun to
1:08:56
watch when he does throw. I
1:09:00
told him this style season, I'm training the whole
1:09:02
off season with you to learn that spelinket at
1:09:04
your throne. But he's been fun to watch. He
1:09:06
said it's not even a spelink. I just call
1:09:08
it a sinker is what I call it, but
1:09:10
everybody else calls it a spelinker. What is different
1:09:12
about it? And is there things like finger position
1:09:14
on ball that you guys kind of give to
1:09:16
each other, Jared? Yeah,
1:09:18
it's 95 and it has
1:09:21
the most movement I've ever seen on a
1:09:23
sinker. So it's pretty gross,
1:09:25
but he was telling me how he throws it and
1:09:27
stuff like that. So a lot
1:09:29
of stuff to work on there this off season.
1:09:31
Paul, whenever we last talked to you, you
1:09:34
know, you were just kind of getting started in this entire thing. Now
1:09:37
you've somehow become a guy that
1:09:40
when you strike people out, you're dancing on
1:09:42
one foot. Hell yeah. Any, you see that?
1:09:45
You see that shit where he's just in
1:09:47
the middle of a major league ballpark and
1:09:49
like his fourth start, just like, boo, that's
1:09:51
a good, yeah, all right. Cool. Yep,
1:09:54
can't hit that fucking ball, okay. It's
1:09:58
like a celebrity. softball
1:10:00
game out there. Has
1:10:02
there been any anxiety, motion, nerves,
1:10:04
change as you go? Or are you just settling in
1:10:06
and getting more comfortable every single time you hit on
1:10:09
the mound? Just settling
1:10:11
in. You know, the game doesn't change. People
1:10:13
change. So, yeah,
1:10:15
the only thing different right now, I think, is the stadiums
1:10:17
are a little bit bigger, but it's the same game. Are
1:10:21
the balls moving faster because you're in the majors? And
1:10:23
how much, how do you guys hide the spider tech?
1:10:28
No spider tech. You
1:10:30
guys are young. Jared, is that
1:10:32
generation before you and you guys,
1:10:35
like, is that something that's real? Because that spider
1:10:37
tech thing I learned about whenever people are getting
1:10:39
patted down. Well, yeah, that was just in the
1:10:42
last couple of years, just kind of came out
1:10:44
of nowhere. And then I think Cece, Sibathia came
1:10:46
on and was like, yeah, I guess it was
1:10:48
happening. I didn't know. So it was from Cece's
1:10:50
era to like a couple of years ago, was
1:10:53
the spiders. You guys are always trying to do
1:10:55
shit, but it's like more severe
1:10:57
punishment now than ever if you were to add a little
1:10:59
bit of grip to the fingers. So do you just not
1:11:01
do any of it? Is that real? Or how does that
1:11:04
whole thing work in your generation, Jared? Yeah,
1:11:07
I've never really used it. I
1:11:09
kind of got a first glimpse of it right when I
1:11:11
got into pro ball. I was playing catch with someone like
1:11:13
my first time out when we got sent
1:11:15
out in 2020. And I
1:11:18
felt the ball. I was like, dude, what is on
1:11:20
this baseball? And he was telling me,
1:11:22
oh, it's spider tech. That was before it was banned and
1:11:24
stuff like that. But I've really
1:11:26
never been on it. I've always just used the rosin that
1:11:29
we're giving on the mound. And
1:11:31
sometimes my hand turns a little black and
1:11:33
I've had a couple of umpires telling me to watch
1:11:35
myself. I go, dude, it's just just Ross.
1:11:38
I don't care. Wash your hands. All right,
1:11:40
whatever. It's a bad look, okay? Everybody in
1:11:42
here can see that you got something on
1:11:44
your damn hand. Go ahead, AJ. Go
1:11:48
ahead, AJ. This is for both
1:11:50
of you, but Paul, you can go first. Do you guys,
1:11:52
have you thought about the possibility one
1:11:54
day in your major league career that someone
1:11:56
may charge the mound on you? And I just want to know
1:11:58
if you guys have a plan, maybe, if someone does. come charging
1:12:00
at you and your catcher doesn't get them before they get to you?
1:12:04
Yeah I took a boxing class at Air Force. I
1:12:07
wasn't very good but I have a little bit of
1:12:09
practice. So
1:12:11
you know, just got to fight them. Jared
1:12:14
knows me a little bit. Jared, do you? Jared,
1:12:17
you're taking the MMA class? Is it
1:12:19
jujitsu? No, I haven't. I haven't. But
1:12:21
I have gotten charged before and it wasn't a very pretty
1:12:23
sight. Okay, Paul, have you ever gotten
1:12:25
charged? I haven't. You're
1:12:28
so big. You think so. You got to meet them and
1:12:30
tackle them. You got to meet
1:12:32
them halfway and tackle them I think and take it to them.
1:12:35
Yeah Jared, you did the Collins-Ror slide and obviously you're a football
1:12:37
guy. I think you're
1:12:39
charging them. They think they're charging
1:12:41
you. You're charging them Jared. I
1:12:43
think that's the plan. I got to go to the back
1:12:45
of the mound and just get a running head start, jump
1:12:48
up and go spikes first and do something. Yes!
1:12:51
No rules in the fight. A
1:12:53
missile drop kick off the mound?
1:12:56
You're getting ejected obviously but boy
1:12:58
that would be the Honda Boys merch. Through
1:13:01
the roof. There we go. Now Jared,
1:13:05
can you feel it in Pittsburgh that
1:13:07
baseball is like in, I
1:13:09
don't want to just say like hey it's because
1:13:11
of YouTube but like hey it's because of YouTube.
1:13:13
Can you feel it in Pittsburgh Jared whenever you
1:13:15
go to the ballpark? And
1:13:17
how is it? It hasn't always been like
1:13:19
this. You guys need to know that. I know you're both new
1:13:21
to the city to play in there. It has not always been
1:13:23
like that. Does it feel very real right now? Yeah,
1:13:26
I mean this past couple of home stands
1:13:29
like our crowds are selling
1:13:31
out. Like we're getting people at the ballpark and
1:13:33
it's a lot of fun to play in front
1:13:35
of. Paul when you
1:13:37
played Q Country Roads in
1:13:39
Pittsburgh, did you just feel like you were
1:13:41
the coolest dude on earth? I saw a video
1:13:44
and I thought to myself, A I should have known
1:13:46
that song a lot sooner. Sorry Mr. Godwin.
1:13:48
And B in Pittsburgh, what a legendary move.
1:13:50
You know that Paul. Yeah,
1:13:53
one of the bad boys came up to me
1:13:55
after my debut and he was like I love
1:13:57
the warm up song and I was
1:13:59
like yeah. I couldn't really hear it to be honest
1:14:01
the the the crowd was so
1:14:03
loud that day, but my life started home I
1:14:05
heard it pretty well, and it
1:14:08
gives me chills a little bit. Let's go
1:14:10
I love that tie has a question for
1:14:12
you obviously both of you guys being drafted
1:14:14
where you're at You know I mean Paul.
1:14:16
We know you played catcher before Jared obviously
1:14:18
you're a stud in high school Who's
1:14:21
the better hitter between you two because I still
1:14:23
think it's bullshit that there's a DH in the
1:14:25
National League But like you guys even get to
1:14:28
take BP or do the Pirates just put you
1:14:30
in like Bubble wrap everywhere you go because they
1:14:32
know hey if either one of these guys gets
1:14:34
hurt or probably fucked Yeah,
1:14:37
no BP for us. I think we both hit
1:14:40
a little bit in the offseason, but not during
1:14:43
the season It's been a
1:14:45
while since I picked up a bet Who's a
1:14:47
better hitter? I'm
1:14:49
gonna go with him. He's his his a hitting career went
1:14:51
a little bit farther than mine mine stopped in high school
1:14:54
Why is that in baseball just because you only have
1:14:56
so many reps on your arms Jared why you can
1:14:59
I assume they noticed you We're gonna be a great
1:15:01
pitcher like all right. Why are we even messing around
1:15:03
with the bat? Let's go ahead and do that let's
1:15:05
go ahead and stop that why is that you think
1:15:07
and when did that start taking place? I assume you're
1:15:09
not a history expert, but why did you enjoy it
1:15:11
whenever it happened? Did you just expect it whenever it
1:15:13
happened to you I? Mean
1:15:16
yeah, I loved hitting. I used to hit tanks
1:15:18
in high school, but uh yeah I don't I
1:15:20
don't really know the research behind that but yeah
1:15:24
As soon as I signed with Pittsburgh
1:15:26
they they shut that down pretty quick. When
1:15:28
did you start throwing a hundred? This
1:15:32
year I haven't hit 100 before
1:15:34
this year. That's all boom so
1:15:37
you we're only faster right all right I
1:15:39
mean that's where we're only get faster Yeah
1:15:44
Hondo boys about to be yeah 105 boy Yeah,
1:15:48
about start looking like one of those little
1:15:50
tickers things. That's going through I mean just
1:15:52
straight gas stood just straight absolute Josh
1:15:55
Tetris you guys have conversations with your catchers.
1:15:57
I think we've we've asked you before this
1:16:00
ball because obviously you used to be a catcher. But
1:16:02
like, are they the ones telling you like, hey, it
1:16:04
feels like it's coming a little bit harder right now
1:16:06
to you or like, hey, you're having a good day
1:16:08
or bad day. What are the conversations with the catchers,
1:16:11
Jared? I
1:16:14
mean, most of the conversations I have with the
1:16:16
catcher set up right down the middle and I'm gonna let
1:16:18
all my stuff play right off of that. I
1:16:22
know I have an idea where the ball is going.
1:16:24
I'm not like a pinpoint guy where it's like, oh,
1:16:26
I'm gonna dot this fastball inside on you. If
1:16:29
it gets there, it gets there. But
1:16:31
yeah, I just kind of tell my guys, set
1:16:33
up right down the middle and let everything else
1:16:35
play off of that. All right, it's gonna be
1:16:37
like left half, like left lower quadrant over there.
1:16:39
I think, you know, I mean, is it gonna
1:16:41
be perfect? We'll see, you know, all that little
1:16:43
square and now that Angel Hernandez is
1:16:45
in umpire and maybe those will be called strikes if
1:16:47
I am. You guys can't do that. You guys can't
1:16:50
do it disrespect the umpires. Obviously don't even think about
1:16:52
it boys. Okay, everything Paul, your
1:16:54
mustache is fucking moving. Let's
1:16:56
have a little bit more respect for the umpires pal. Let's
1:17:00
go ahead and do that. Tom has a question for
1:17:02
you boys. I feel like I might know the answer
1:17:04
based off of Jared talking about the splinker earlier, but
1:17:06
which one of you two has the better out pitch?
1:17:08
And I know you guys might say the splinker, but
1:17:11
Jared, I mean, there was a time earlier this season
1:17:13
where you made a guy from the Brewers just, he
1:17:15
had no idea what towards like, yeah, he didn't know
1:17:17
where it was that. So who has a better out
1:17:19
pitch? I
1:17:23
mean, I wouldn't say it's better,
1:17:25
but I think we both have different qualities.
1:17:27
I think my slider is really good. And
1:17:29
I think his little splitter splinker thing is
1:17:32
really, really good. So I mean, with
1:17:35
those two pitches combined, I think they're just
1:17:37
right up there with each other. And Jared,
1:17:40
how come, how come Kutch only hits home
1:17:42
runs in Paul's starts and none of yours
1:17:44
starts? Oh. I
1:17:48
mean, he's a lot more excited to watch. Maybe
1:17:50
everyone's just juiced up for whenever Paul pitches. Jared,
1:17:52
you gotta start working the locker room, buddy. You
1:17:55
gotta start getting some things to pay. Yeah,
1:17:57
I gotta start kicking some doors in. No,
1:18:00
no, that's the wrong way! The wrong way, you
1:18:02
get more honey than with vinegar, that's what they
1:18:04
say. Go ahead, con man. Yeah, Skeens, obviously the
1:18:07
reaction from the crowd when, you know, your pitch
1:18:09
and you mentioned you could barely hear the intro
1:18:11
song, but did you expect all
1:18:13
the stashes in the crowd? That
1:18:15
was kind of a cool little thing, it was kind
1:18:17
of a mania of all these kids wearing stashes and
1:18:19
then Jared, are you thinking about maybe messing around with
1:18:22
a mullet? Because then maybe people might start wearing mullets
1:18:24
around- With the stash. With the stash. They just put
1:18:26
your head up. I mean, look, just something to think
1:18:28
about, boys. It's a good look. Oh,
1:18:30
we got one! Wow! Wow!
1:18:34
Unbelievable! Nice. That's
1:18:36
good. Yeah, he's got the
1:18:38
pull. Skeens, do you
1:18:40
see the mustaches around time? I
1:18:43
didn't, well, I didn't during the game. I
1:18:45
heard about them after the game, saw them a little bit
1:18:47
after the game, but I didn't see them at all during
1:18:49
the game. Kids are growing, locked in. Paul,
1:18:51
you were playing in a stadium here that was right next
1:18:53
to a zoo that you could see from the pitcher's mound,
1:18:55
do you remember that? Could you see them? Yeah.
1:18:58
In, literally right above where
1:19:01
you would be sitting in between innings.
1:19:04
Six kids. Yeah. You
1:19:06
must have thought to yourself, oh, these kids in Pittsburgh grow mustaches
1:19:09
early. Yeah, that's for men already. That is, that's what you were
1:19:11
saying, Paul, that's for you. That's for
1:19:13
you out there. And when you're about town, are you leaving
1:19:15
your house at all or apartment or are you just napping
1:19:17
in baseball still, Paul? Pretty
1:19:19
much just napping in baseball, going to the field, you
1:19:22
know, early and staying there late. So,
1:19:24
it's a good life. Jared, are you the same
1:19:26
way? No,
1:19:29
I think I got a little bit more hobbies. We
1:19:31
got a little pond right behind our house.
1:19:33
I mean, he comes out with us. He's
1:19:36
definitely caught more fish than me since he started coming
1:19:38
out, but we do go fishing right at that pond.
1:19:41
Oh, you guys, we got big old lippers. What
1:19:43
do we, what's that? What are we catching? Yeah, what
1:19:45
are we fishing for? What's the music? Are we on
1:19:47
a boat? Are we on the side of pond? Where
1:19:49
are we, John? Doc? It's a
1:19:51
little pond. There's no boat, but there's the small mouth
1:19:53
bass and then there's bluegill out there. Paul,
1:19:56
you're just reeling a bit, huh? You make that thing dance out there?
1:19:58
Is that what we're... Occasionally,
1:20:02
I caught a frog one time.
1:20:04
You could throw baseballs at
1:20:06
the fish. No, sure. Come on.
1:20:09
Catch them throwing them back. It's the word on the game.
1:20:11
Catch and release. We're not talking about murdering these fish. I
1:20:13
don't want to murder the fish. I don't want to say
1:20:15
that you could cook it and then bless it and then
1:20:17
eat it obviously. You're not just killing them and throwing them
1:20:19
back. Hey, Paul Skeens, down Louisiana, you ever fished a fish
1:20:21
down there? You ever do one of those fisting of fishes,
1:20:23
you know, noodling? No. No,
1:20:26
I didn't. I've heard you
1:20:28
can get your hand pretty screwed
1:20:30
up that way. I don't know.
1:20:32
I don't think any of our
1:20:35
friends did that either as far as I know. Yeah,
1:20:38
I guess a pitcher should not be the
1:20:40
one fisting fish. Yeah, sounds like probably the
1:20:42
right decision. How many strikeouts this year? Do
1:20:44
we know already? Is it 23, I think?
1:20:46
What is the... No, it's got to be
1:20:48
more than that. Yeah, it's more than that.
1:20:50
I forget. We're donating 30. I
1:20:53
don't know. All right. Donating
1:20:55
100 per, you're donating 100 per. And
1:20:58
if you break the all-time record, let's remember,
1:21:01
one million bucks, okay? You were almost on
1:21:03
your way. The first game after we talked
1:21:05
about that, you were just sawing everybody down.
1:21:07
Was there ever a thought like, I might strike
1:21:09
out every fisting human that steps in a batter's
1:21:11
box today? Is that how you felt? No,
1:21:15
I knew they were bound
1:21:17
to hit some at some point. That's
1:21:20
how the game goes. They didn't though. Yeah, but
1:21:22
they didn't. And then you left. Then you left
1:21:24
the game. Thank
1:21:26
God. We don't have to donate a million in this
1:21:29
early in this entire thing, but we'd love to. It'll
1:21:31
obviously be for a good thing. But you could have. You
1:21:34
were set up to do that. Well, and if I'm remembering
1:21:36
correctly, you threw seven innings and no hit ball, right? But
1:21:38
you were at 100 pitches. Was
1:21:40
there any conversation like, hey, listen, I get
1:21:42
it. I'm young. Let me go throw
1:21:44
a no-hitter right now. No. I
1:21:48
mean, that's just where we're at right now, too, especially
1:21:50
with the innings restrictions that
1:21:52
we've been having. And I mean,
1:21:55
100 pitches is 100 pitches. Like,
1:21:57
that's where the game's at right now. I wasn't really
1:21:59
expecting that. to go any
1:22:01
longer than that. You trust the plan, that's
1:22:03
what you're saying too. There was no, yeah. Yeah,
1:22:07
absolutely. Are you a part
1:22:09
of that plan, like conversation, or somebody like,
1:22:12
you know, like you're told this stuff or they ask
1:22:14
you how you're feeling, or is it like, has there
1:22:16
been a blueprint of others in the past? Like, hey,
1:22:18
here's the number, probably, if we want this to last,
1:22:20
as long as we want this to last. Yeah,
1:22:24
I mean, I'm not in the room where
1:22:26
they're deciding the absolute number that
1:22:31
we're not going above, I guess. But it's
1:22:33
a conversation, for
1:22:35
sure. But there's
1:22:37
definitely a plan. I think it's all based on what's happened
1:22:40
in the past and some data that they have. So they're
1:22:43
a lot smarter than I am on that stuff. We
1:22:45
would love for you to play for the next
1:22:47
30 years in Pittsburgh. And on
1:22:50
the other side, Jared, obviously, you were starting
1:22:52
this season. 70
1:22:54
strikeouts from Jared Jones. 30
1:22:58
from Paul Skeens, the hundo
1:23:00
boys. Ladies and gentlemen, we can't thank
1:23:02
you enough, the future of Pittsburgh Pirates baseball, bringing
1:23:04
baseball back to Pittsburgh in a massive way. Have
1:23:06
a great rest of the season, boys. You said
1:23:08
you're in Toronto right now. Yuck.
1:23:12
Blue Jays stink this year. Canada does too.
1:23:14
Go have some of the bad blues, boys.
1:23:17
Crush a couple of bad blues, boys.
1:23:21
All right, thank you, guys. Good for Jay Bell, and
1:23:23
Paul Skeens, Jared Jettison. Oh. Oh. What
1:23:27
are they supposed to say when Connor says Canada sucks?
1:23:30
What can they do? The Blue Jays suck
1:23:32
in Canada. Just
1:23:34
like, if they're so quick, so
1:23:37
matter of fact, you
1:23:39
boys are real talent. Don't let anybody ever say anything different.
1:23:42
Never. Having a bad blue
1:23:44
boys, dumpy. Love the bad blue. On
1:23:46
top of that. So they seem to
1:23:48
get along really well. So young. Yeah.
1:23:52
Jared had 10, I think, in his debut. And
1:23:56
he's been unbelievable. He's got a ball. He drafted pretty well, huh?
1:23:58
They know how to be drafted well, don't they? Well that's the
1:24:00
thing about the Pirates, we got a lot of World Series
1:24:02
champions on other teams. They do. Like
1:24:04
they uh... Keep them in town.
1:24:06
Well the reason why you can draft
1:24:08
one is normally probably because draft positions are also pretty
1:24:11
good for the Pirates on a regular basis. In the
1:24:13
first pick. There's a chance of that. Part of it.
1:24:15
It happened to the Orioles though, right? The Orioles had
1:24:17
the top pick and now they're good. Yeah, for sure.
1:24:19
And that's been the Pirates thing, like you said, they
1:24:22
haven't been willing to pay the guys the home
1:24:24
grown talent and then those guys have went elsewhere.
1:24:27
But a guy like Skeens
1:24:29
and Jared Jones obviously, like if they're,
1:24:31
I mean, shit if they make the
1:24:33
playoffs this year or at least competitive, like that's when
1:24:35
you start thinking like, okay, like we, this is like
1:24:38
a Randy Johnson, Kurt Schilling kind of one-two
1:24:40
punch that we could have for the next
1:24:42
15 years if they stay
1:24:44
healthy. I like the moxie of old Jared Jones. Yeah.
1:24:47
He understands. This guy's the star. I
1:24:50
get it completely. I'm cool. When did
1:24:52
you start throwing 100 this year? Got them
1:24:54
all in already. I really
1:24:56
enjoy the dynamic between those two. Seems like
1:24:58
in public, probably in a restaurant, we got
1:25:00
a nice yin and yang here. For sure.
1:25:03
In Paul Skeens, you know, they say quiet
1:25:05
mouth, loud mind. You know, there's a lot.
1:25:08
There's a lot cooking up there. You can tell
1:25:10
whenever he starts going. There was a bit of
1:25:13
a Pat and Chris Cavanaugh situation going on there.
1:25:15
Well, speaking of,
1:25:17
congratulations to Pat Cavanaugh. Hell yeah,
1:25:19
Pat. You won a Twarathon. Twarathon.
1:25:21
Twarathon. Twarathon, which might be the
1:25:23
coolest trophy in sport. Now, no
1:25:26
offense. I'm saying coolest individual award trophy.
1:25:28
Yeah, it is. It was sweet. And
1:25:30
this is third time being nominated for
1:25:32
it is the Heisman of lacrosse. I
1:25:35
do believe that trophy though. Now, obviously
1:25:37
front of the program, Pat Cavanaugh, the
1:25:39
Cavanaugh boys, obviously good lives.
1:25:42
Good lacrosse. That entire thing
1:25:44
and the Cavanaugh camps are going to be
1:25:47
killer, you know, in the future whenever they
1:25:49
decide and figure out how to, you
1:25:51
know, do it. Sure. Yeah. It's
1:25:54
just sitting right there. Oh,
1:25:57
everybody in your family is good. Okay. to
1:26:00
go town to town to town and just have
1:26:03
camps. Hundreds of camps playing lacrosse. You
1:26:05
could just sell it out, and especially
1:26:07
going bak to bak as national champs.
1:26:09
So what if Chris goes three straight?
1:26:11
Yeah, exactly. Oh my God. Anyways, Pat
1:26:14
Covinault, good lad. Good lad. Happy
1:26:16
he won the Tewaraton. Yep. And
1:26:19
this is something I assume that all the
1:26:21
greats have to have in their resume, con
1:26:23
men, as somebody that knows the world better
1:26:25
than me. That is kind of the thing.
1:26:27
This almost does solidify him as like one
1:26:29
of, if not the greatest lacrosse player in
1:26:31
college, damn near, especially in the last 15 years, just
1:26:34
because of the fact that, you know, he took a
1:26:36
school that has never won a Natty and won back
1:26:38
to back. And then last year, I believe he was
1:26:40
the runner up to Brennan O'Neill, or he came in
1:26:42
third. And winning this does kind of
1:26:45
put a nice little bow on his entire career.
1:26:47
Now we'll see if he can go win a
1:26:49
PLL cup with the Boston Cannons. And do I
1:26:51
know if it's called the PLL cup or not?
1:26:53
No, but I do know that if he does
1:26:55
that too on top with his older brother now,
1:26:57
after winning with his younger brother, I
1:27:00
think we call it the PLL ship. The PLL ship.
1:27:02
You win an actual ship
1:27:04
with lacrosse people on the top. Yeah,
1:27:06
and like the mast is like a
1:27:08
lacrosse stick and the sails are a
1:27:10
lacrosse head. We should know more about
1:27:12
the stuff we talk about. That is
1:27:14
a very, very valid
1:27:17
complaint. Well, we know.
1:27:19
We know. We know, it's just like some
1:27:21
of the things we don't know are small
1:27:23
in the entire conversation. Yeah, what they're playing
1:27:26
for all the way. We
1:27:28
should know that. We're playing for championships. We just
1:27:30
don't know what the championship trophy is called. That's
1:27:32
right. And we're playing for banners up there for
1:27:35
the Boston Cavanaugh Cannons. Always are.
1:27:37
Where do they play at Gillette? Actually,
1:27:40
I'm not sure. Cause this is the first
1:27:42
time they're going to be back as like Boston
1:27:45
as a home base. I know they played
1:27:47
at BU for a little, but they usually do
1:27:49
the state championships at Harvard. Hey, congratulations though
1:27:51
to Pat Cavanaugh. Yeah, absolutely go Pat. Now,
1:27:53
Chris Cavanaugh is going to have to get one of those.
1:27:55
He's going to be all by himself next year at Notre Dame
1:27:57
leading the boys hopefully to a third straight national. Championship.
1:28:00
I mean if you're Chris Cavanaugh you're making the
1:28:02
argument that you deserve the Toraton because you had
1:28:04
81 points over your brother Well, and I
1:28:07
believe if I know anything about the
1:28:09
Cavanaugh's they're cool with it. Yeah. Oh,
1:28:11
yeah It's the cash app championship the
1:28:14
PLL cash app. Okay, that's not what
1:28:16
the trophies call We
1:28:20
look for a premier lacrosse league they
1:28:22
tweeted the cash app championship Yeah, the
1:28:24
cash app championship must be the name
1:28:26
of the Natty similar to like a
1:28:29
fiesta tostitos bowl But I don't
1:28:31
think that's for the whole league. Yeah, that's I looked at
1:28:33
it's called the cash app chomping PLL cash app chomp I
1:28:35
have to any pack. I know it could be a cash
1:28:37
off time Yeah,
1:28:39
we got now just make up a name and
1:28:41
put it on the trail actually says it on
1:28:44
the trophy the cash off That
1:28:47
one bit that grinds
1:28:49
my gears Make
1:28:51
it like the Mikey Powell Trophy
1:28:53
or something like that. Give me a break.
1:28:55
No, so obviously this is good business because
1:28:57
we're saying it right now This is exactly
1:29:00
how able and the boys and the
1:29:02
entire PLL team sold this to cash I'm
1:29:04
even a more champion. Everybody's a cash app
1:29:06
champion So,
1:29:09
I mean Rabel potentially founder of League should get
1:29:11
a little bit of a nod somewhere But
1:29:14
I don't know if you should
1:29:16
sell the the championship trophy. Yeah advertised I respect
1:29:19
it. I do and they got to do what
1:29:21
they got to do and they got a lot
1:29:23
of big brains and everything like that Selling
1:29:26
the title is certainly a I mean,
1:29:28
that's like when the NCAA sold the
1:29:31
D1 football championships to the BCS Yeah, they
1:29:33
just sold them to the BCS like we
1:29:35
don't want it there. The NCAA champion was
1:29:37
a D2 champion That's like who they were
1:29:39
actually crowning. So they just sold the rights
1:29:41
away to it I don't
1:29:43
know if Pat Cavanaugh after winning Swarathon
1:29:45
is as jacked up to be chasing a cash
1:29:47
app championship Yeah, but that's just for now wait
1:29:49
till you know Good dog get the sniff of
1:29:52
this and all of a sudden you're fighting for
1:29:54
the Apple TV Lombardi. Okay Maybe
1:29:57
he never know how much pain to
1:29:59
have that head coach's name. 20
1:30:01
million. The class of 94, Chris Bigwood. 90 step in.
1:30:04
They are not the only people. No, I know. Everybody
1:30:06
has kind of done this. Just like the Michigan State
1:30:08
team is actually not even Michigan State Spartans. They're the
1:30:10
Michigan State Spartans sponsored by
1:30:12
United Whole Mortgage. Rocket Mortgage. Oh
1:30:14
yeah. Rocket Mortgage. That's our actual
1:30:17
name. So coming to the court, the
1:30:21
Michigan State Spartans presented
1:30:23
by Rocket Mortgage. That's
1:30:30
our coach. January,
1:30:33
February, February. Ispia.
1:30:38
That would be Dan Gilbert. I'd
1:30:43
say everyone would say it. Taper
1:30:46
has there. I just saw their OC and DC
1:30:48
sponsored as well. Dude. Like
1:30:50
the so-and-so family, Stanford offensive
1:30:52
coordinator. That's awesome. I
1:30:55
love it. Anywhere you can get it, go
1:30:57
ahead and do it. Amen. But I don't
1:30:59
think you should do the championship of your diary. Hey,
1:31:03
when you're exhausted and puking and
1:31:06
you don't want to run another lap,
1:31:08
remember that
1:31:10
fucking cash in. I've
1:31:14
run through a brick wall for sure. That's tough, isn't
1:31:16
it? That's tough. It just shouldn't be on the actual
1:31:18
trophy. You could call the final game the cash
1:31:20
out champion. Exactly. When
1:31:23
you engrave it and when it's
1:31:25
on the actual trophy. Immortalize it. It's
1:31:27
tough. I don't think it's on there
1:31:29
enough. It probably pays like $200
1:31:31
million for this or something. Crazy. Listen,
1:31:34
I guess we should refrain from judgment
1:31:36
until we at least hear what it is because
1:31:39
they might be supplying the entire league. They might
1:31:41
be co-owners. There could be a QR code on
1:31:43
there where fans can send money to the PLL.
1:31:46
Yeah. Also buy some beers. Send some
1:31:48
beers to the champion. Yeah. Everybody
1:31:51
gets a day with the cash out champion. Oh
1:31:53
my God. 10
1:31:55
cents from every cash out interaction
1:31:58
on that particular. Other day
1:32:01
goes to the play the champion who has
1:32:03
the cash out shopping that day. Holy shit
1:32:05
now it makes sense. Love it I love
1:32:07
the other QR codes on their own jerseys
1:32:09
They have like individual QR codes in the
1:32:11
jersey so we could support them do that
1:32:13
guy sick Pause
1:32:16
it pause it pause it Pause it
1:32:18
send him a time of 15 20 21
1:32:22
bucks a week went bar down The
1:32:25
cash app championship is later this summer We
1:32:27
will certainly keep an eye on it as
1:32:29
the Boston Cavanaugh cannons will battle against the
1:32:31
Albany Atlas
1:32:35
Atlas, so it is I think New York, New
1:32:37
York, Albany's in New York so close enough Yeah,
1:32:39
I don't know if Albany has a team officially.
1:32:41
I'm not sure I know that's your training camp,
1:32:43
please Joining
1:32:46
us now is a man who would have been fantastic Oh
1:32:48
at lacrosse if he would have played it and I
1:32:50
will be excited to get his take on
1:32:53
the cross because he is Famous Canadian
1:32:55
and we know lacrosse is a Canadian
1:32:57
sport Ladies and gentlemen
1:32:59
from spittin' chicklets and NHL
1:33:01
on TNT absolute
1:33:04
legend Paul Bincernet
1:33:08
What's up everybody great to see ya
1:33:10
thanks again for having me on I'm like
1:33:12
a regular now That's well every time
1:33:15
I asked you to come on I feel like an asshole
1:33:17
because how often you come on I'm very thankful that you
1:33:19
take time to join us Okay,
1:33:21
good I hope that's the case because spittin'
1:33:23
chicklets obviously incredibly massive and Influencing the entire
1:33:25
hockey world and then NHL and see on
1:33:27
see you're on every other night for like
1:33:29
five six hours So you make it time
1:33:31
for us. We're very grateful for now. We
1:33:33
have a question for you Do you know
1:33:36
that the PLL the premier?
1:33:39
lacrosse league Do you
1:33:41
know their championship trophy like the Lombardi Lordeaux
1:33:43
Stanley Cup? The Lombardi is not
1:33:45
it's the cash app championship. That is literally
1:33:47
what the title It's on the trophy is
1:33:49
the cash app championship now We don't know
1:33:51
how much cash apps paying so we can't
1:33:53
judge it from that That was a wild
1:33:55
thing to learn on this particular feel-good Friday
1:33:58
biz. How do you feel about it? Um,
1:34:01
it's you know, it's it's new they're trying
1:34:03
to get money and grow the league so
1:34:05
I can understand it It's maybe not as
1:34:07
traditional as In other leagues
1:34:09
trying to start off. But yeah, I don't know
1:34:11
much about the league. That's Paul Rabel's league though,
1:34:13
right? Yes, that's what we all know. Yeah, that's
1:34:16
what we all do. Yeah, doll Well,
1:34:18
those charter flights don't pay for themselves boys
1:34:20
So I mean you gotta make some money
1:34:22
somehow, right? Amen and Paul Rabel keep going.
1:34:24
Oh, yeah Exactly and we do
1:34:26
believe we just decided that uh, you know Whenever
1:34:29
the winner gets that thing for a day like
1:34:31
the Stanley Cup you get it for a day
1:34:34
10 cents of every transaction on cash app should
1:34:36
go to that. Yeah player Yeah, it's just something
1:34:38
to think about we're just thinking of ideas for the
1:34:40
players or at least the MVP Yeah,
1:34:43
at least at least you could do at
1:34:45
least that's why they're minimal. Uh, let's go
1:34:47
to the nhl Stanley Cup was here the
1:34:49
other day It was awesome. Mira is the
1:34:51
one that is tracking it and following it
1:34:53
and This year it was it
1:34:55
was a fantastic experience. It was a great experience Now
1:34:58
we have two series that are living up
1:35:00
to the hype here Okay, three two in
1:35:02
the east obviously two two in the west
1:35:04
with a big game tonight final four teams
1:35:06
seem like these are the right four Like
1:35:09
hockey has it going right now. What have you
1:35:11
learned thus far from both of these? I'll kind
1:35:13
of Keep it as an open
1:35:15
slate for you. And what are your thoughts on
1:35:17
how it's going? I think the nhl is buzzing
1:35:19
right now biz Well, oh
1:35:21
it's it's unreal. I agree with you guys. I
1:35:23
don't think you could have asked for a better
1:35:26
final four matchup Uh, let's start
1:35:28
with the east. I think the feeling
1:35:30
going in was rangers were this team
1:35:32
of destiny along with insane goal-tending They
1:35:35
got off to that two one series lead,
1:35:37
but ultimately the panthers are exactly who we
1:35:39
thought they were Uh, they're
1:35:42
a well-oiled machine. They're big they're physical
1:35:44
Uh, they don't have any weaknesses any time. Maybe
1:35:47
they they want to take out a third or
1:35:49
fourth liner They have another guy who is a
1:35:51
healthy scratchy They get put in who's going to
1:35:53
make just as big if not more of an
1:35:55
impact with fresh legs They have
1:35:57
great goal-tending as well. But uh Yeah,
1:36:00
they're they're they're firing at all cylinders and
1:36:02
when they want to dominate a game and
1:36:04
when they're rolling They just seem to
1:36:06
take over so right now the better team
1:36:09
is winning in florida I think that they
1:36:11
will advance but once again i'm not i'm
1:36:13
not discounting the rangers just simply based on
1:36:15
the fact of I don't know
1:36:18
if you've had all the things listed listed off
1:36:20
that's happened the last time since they won the
1:36:22
Stanley Cup in 94 like year of the eclipse
1:36:24
we had one this year Earthquake, uh, the fact
1:36:27
that they've won The president's
1:36:29
trophy the fact that they
1:36:31
had a natural hat trick in in that in
1:36:33
the playoff run with Chris Crier I want
1:36:36
to there's like two or three other ones
1:36:38
that are just these crazy stats that added
1:36:40
up where they won the cup In 94
1:36:43
and now it seems like it's their year
1:36:45
this year But I think the issue right
1:36:47
now with the Rangers is it seems like
1:36:49
Zabena Jad Panarin I know Crier score last
1:36:52
night But those are their three of
1:36:54
their big guns that haven't been able to
1:36:56
really get go in this series But that
1:36:58
to me is more about Florida just imposing
1:37:00
their will and maybe less about New York
1:37:02
and and what what they're got going On
1:37:04
Rangers are feeling a little deja vu You're
1:37:07
saying og fans and Crier had a short-handed
1:37:09
goal last night to start the entire thing
1:37:11
They have like seven short-handed goals. Everybody else
1:37:13
left has eight combined or something like that
1:37:15
So I guess they're they're buzzing whenever they're
1:37:17
on their penalty kill, whatever the case is
1:37:19
But yeah, it was Crier's first point in
1:37:22
like forever So obviously getting off the snide
1:37:24
is a good thing for him three two series anything
1:37:26
can still happen in the East and then let's go
1:37:28
to the West How about it? Here we go McDavid
1:37:30
and the boys come back and flip the script of
1:37:32
how this series is kind of gone Getting beat up
1:37:35
on early and then going bananas for the rest of
1:37:37
the game. How do you see it finishing? So
1:37:40
after they went down two goals last game, I'm
1:37:42
basically ready to book my flight I think I
1:37:44
thought it was gonna be over in five and
1:37:47
they just were able to turn it on and it's
1:37:49
been such a bizarre Series I think Wayne touched on
1:37:51
the broadcast where he's like, I don't even know what
1:37:54
to think either He's like I've never seen a series
1:37:56
like it where from period to period you just have
1:37:58
a different opinion on who's gonna win it. Now
1:38:01
the last couple games before game
1:38:03
four when Edmonton ended up
1:38:05
coming back from that 2-0 deficit, the two prior
1:38:07
games they got off to these great starts in
1:38:10
the first 20 minutes and then Dallas all of
1:38:12
a sudden just came out in the second period,
1:38:14
had it figured out and then rattled off all
1:38:16
these goals and then took down the win. So
1:38:19
as it stands right now, Noblock
1:38:21
who's a rookie coach has made some pretty
1:38:24
good adjustments. He ended up putting in Corey
1:38:26
Perry last game, we call him the worm.
1:38:28
He's been around for I'd probably say at
1:38:30
least 15 16 years
1:38:32
playing pro if not more. He ended up
1:38:34
making a huge impact and we
1:38:37
went it was in the mega church in Edmonton. I
1:38:39
don't know if you guys caught the game there that
1:38:41
if you get to go see a game Pat and
1:38:43
the crew if they make the finals
1:38:45
you guys have to make a trip there. They
1:38:48
won't. Oh that's Dallas stars fan Bubba Gampino
1:38:51
obviously in the back saying don't even put
1:38:53
that into the universe but we've been told
1:38:55
the Edmonton crowd because who are we putting
1:38:57
over we're putting over Winnipeg Winnipeg we were
1:39:00
talking about how awesome Winnipeg was really look
1:39:02
at that play it was so sweet and
1:39:04
everybody in Edmonton was like you bum this
1:39:06
is the place or whatever. Oh they
1:39:08
get sensitive the Canadian fans get sensitive
1:39:11
about who cheers the loudest. Don't
1:39:14
even bring the Covers into it brother.
1:39:16
They're not called Covers. They're the Canucks!
1:39:19
Asshole! They belong. They're the Covers. Oh
1:39:21
great you're gonna have to go into
1:39:24
witness protection. Their fans are probably the
1:39:26
most batshit crazy online is
1:39:28
the Canucks fans. They go the
1:39:30
most... what do you mean not just
1:39:33
online? They pull down their whole city. They're
1:39:35
the third and third coming out. They called.
1:39:37
I'm just here for the riot. Yeah the
1:39:39
fire. Yeah they're never gonna live that down.
1:39:41
Now Bossa Connor we did have Posternok
1:39:43
on the Spit and Chicklets podcast fresh
1:39:46
off of a world championship check and he
1:39:48
called me out on my public push-ups so
1:39:51
I gave him 20 on my live
1:39:54
team. Oh that's great. So I did give him
1:39:56
20 because I know we doubled it up. I'll
1:39:58
still pay it forward to you when you're... When you
1:40:00
call for the 20, but considering pasta did
1:40:02
it and he wanted the bet made hold,
1:40:04
I did it then. Love that
1:40:06
for pasta. The funny thing about the 20 public
1:40:08
push-ups is that I can actually just say, just
1:40:11
give me two. So honestly, if you could tilt
1:40:13
your camera down and do two push-ups like right
1:40:15
now. You fuckers. That's
1:40:18
more so how it works than 20 straight. I
1:40:21
appreciate it. I love the pastas and not all
1:40:23
of them. Yeah, now. Yeah, I need to see
1:40:25
all of them. I want to lose my internet
1:40:27
connection here. Smart, smart. You guys could keep going
1:40:29
when pasta also was drinking on
1:40:31
stage with his baby. Yeah, yeah, you
1:40:33
saw that video in his wife. It
1:40:35
was an absolute... What was that? World
1:40:37
championship? Yeah, yeah, world championship. Which is
1:40:39
kind of interesting. They don't do it
1:40:41
with everybody. Last time somebody... Two...
1:40:44
Three... Stop! Oh, he's gonna get it. Four... He's
1:40:47
gonna do 20. Stop! I got a few extra. Now
1:40:49
you stole a couple. I'm smart. All right. All right.
1:40:51
Smart flavor. I got extra for you. 15 less. Save...
1:40:55
We'll save the next 15 for another time. Go for
1:40:57
pasta. I'm gonna ask you to come on tomorrow. Yeah,
1:40:59
shout out pasta. Shout out pasta. Yeah, I'm asking Amarda
1:41:01
to come on, dude. We got a big Saturday program
1:41:03
tomorrow. To
1:41:05
be honest, during these times, you
1:41:08
know, we didn't play hockey. So do we
1:41:10
need to be the ones talking? No. So
1:41:12
you coming on, you make our show a
1:41:14
lot better. We genuinely appreciate it. You guys
1:41:16
probably know more about hockey than I do
1:41:18
to be quite frank. Shut up. I appreciate
1:41:20
this. Well, let's get down to being stupid
1:41:22
ass fans. Van Tone has a question for
1:41:24
you. Yeah, Biz, you obviously didn't play the
1:41:26
goalie position, but Igor
1:41:28
has seen just a shit ton of shots this
1:41:30
series. Is there any chance that, you know,
1:41:32
he's getting a little sleepy, he's getting a little tired, and
1:41:35
that's going to be what decides the end of the series?
1:41:38
Yeah, Fatigue could definitely come into it. I
1:41:40
mean, the good news for him, though, is
1:41:42
about halfway through the year, he'd
1:41:46
been struggling a little bit. So Jonathan Quick
1:41:49
took over and they were at least sharing
1:41:51
the net. So the fact that he really
1:41:53
didn't have to kick it into high gear
1:41:55
for all that volume until the second half
1:41:57
of the season, I think is huge for
1:41:59
him. So, but I agree
1:42:01
with you the amount of work that Florida
1:42:03
is putting it through, especially in this round,
1:42:05
and then even going back to the Carolina
1:42:07
hurricane series where they throw a ton on
1:42:09
net, right? So you always have to be
1:42:11
alert. I definitely agree with you. But the
1:42:13
good thing that Wayne talked
1:42:15
about this as well, as far as the
1:42:17
goalies remaining, he's the best at
1:42:20
reading the play. Like he can understand where
1:42:22
the player is going to end up either
1:42:24
making that path or coming in direct where
1:42:26
maybe some goalies, they just focus on stopping
1:42:28
the puck where maybe they don't have that
1:42:31
ability to understand how it's all breaking down.
1:42:33
He just seems to be able to have that
1:42:36
talent with seeing everything in front of him. And
1:42:38
I think that makes it a little bit easier
1:42:40
on him to make those reads. And
1:42:42
of course, his skating, Hank, who,
1:42:44
Hendrick Lundquist, Hall of Famer, unbelievable goaltender
1:42:47
for the New York Rangers, he's on
1:42:49
the TNT broadcast. He always just talks
1:42:51
about how good his skating is, like
1:42:53
how good he is on those edges
1:42:56
where more so the goalies are oftentimes
1:42:58
on that inside edge where we have
1:43:00
to use inside and outside
1:43:02
edge more. He is just always
1:43:04
down and athletic and ready to go. So
1:43:07
he's an alien in that. That's
1:43:10
what we say. He's just remarkable. And
1:43:13
I hope that that's not the
1:43:15
case because I would like to see this
1:43:17
series go to seven. It's fun watching them.
1:43:19
A lot of these teams are dumping rubber,
1:43:21
dude. A lot of people dumping rubber on
1:43:23
the net just so much, plowing through it.
1:43:26
A lot of rubber dumping. A lot of
1:43:28
rubber dumping in their Madison Square Garden. Igor
1:43:30
Shastarkin's ready for all the rubber you can
1:43:32
have. Always. All the rubber you can set
1:43:34
all day, all night to choose his team.
1:43:36
I like the fact, so we should be
1:43:38
viewing him as like the guy, Igor, the
1:43:41
way you talk there. I would
1:43:43
say that if any GM had the ability to
1:43:45
draft a goalie, if they
1:43:47
were all available, I would probably imagine
1:43:49
that he would go first. Jake Ottinger
1:43:52
for the Dallas Stars is probably another
1:43:54
guy just based on his pedigree, too.
1:43:57
They have him listed at like six five. say
1:44:00
he's 6'6", but he also just moves very
1:44:02
fluid and he's always in the right position.
1:44:04
He did have a tough game last game,
1:44:06
but he would probably be another guy just
1:44:09
based on his age and with what he
1:44:11
does. They talk about that reverse
1:44:13
VH a lot and how maybe it's overused
1:44:15
and how goalies go down a little bit
1:44:17
too early, but the fact is when you're
1:44:20
6'5 and 6'6", when you're in that position, you
1:44:22
cover the top of the net quite
1:44:24
a bit. He just doesn't really have
1:44:27
many flaws and also a guy
1:44:29
who extremely calm demeanor, never too
1:44:31
high, never too low. If you're interviewing
1:44:33
him after a big win, he
1:44:35
just heartbeats the same. That
1:44:38
to me is a big quality in a goaltender where
1:44:40
he's not too high. Yeah, and his stick makes saves
1:44:42
all by itself. Perfect point, that too. That too. That
1:44:46
cost people quite a bit of dough
1:44:48
because a lot of people had McDavid
1:44:50
anytime goal score, especially in a
1:44:52
legacy game like that where it was a must win
1:44:54
for the oil. Look at him on the bench, just
1:44:57
rattled. What a bunch of crop. That's what he said.
1:44:59
A bunch of crop. What'd you say
1:45:01
happened to Otter their gump? I heard you chime
1:45:03
in. They were running him and splashing snow in
1:45:05
his face. You know, typical Edmonton bullshit.
1:45:08
Hey, Boblock's so smart. How come he
1:45:10
had these guys scratch to begin with,
1:45:12
Biz? Well,
1:45:15
oh God. So going back
1:45:17
to the snowing, I didn't really see that.
1:45:20
The one goal that they scored that Perry
1:45:22
was involved in where McCloud ended up scoring
1:45:24
it, to me it was more of Ryan
1:45:26
Souter being a little bit out of position.
1:45:28
Then he actually arm locks Darnell Nurse and
1:45:30
throws him into Otter. If
1:45:32
you watch the replay, you could see it's
1:45:34
actually Pan-Eb Stik who pokes that puck loose.
1:45:37
So it was a bit of a gong
1:45:39
show as far as his own team there,
1:45:41
messing things up. So maybe some accountability might
1:45:43
help. I don't know. No, it
1:45:45
wasn't on the goal. It was delayed.
1:45:47
It was after that, Biz. Oh, was
1:45:49
it later on? Yeah, come on. Okay.
1:45:52
Oh my goodness. Well, hey, I didn't know this was
1:45:54
back to you. At least everybody loves Darnell Nurse again
1:45:56
in Edmonton, right? They want that guy kicked out of
1:45:58
the city 24 hours ago. Mason
1:46:00
Rudolph had a big face turn in the city as well.
1:46:02
That's going to happen in sports. They
1:46:04
had the Tiki torches out, no doubt.
1:46:07
And his teammate, Connor Brown, defended
1:46:09
him quite nice after the game. But going
1:46:11
back to your question about why did they
1:46:13
have him scratch originally, Hori Perry,
1:46:15
the worm, was one of those guys who
1:46:17
was inserted. He's a little bit older, doesn't
1:46:19
necessarily have those young legs. He's not a
1:46:22
spring chicken anymore. But the fact
1:46:24
that Knoblock, a great move by not
1:46:26
just putting him in and on the fourth line
1:46:28
where he had been, but putting him
1:46:30
up with dry-cidal and bringing him
1:46:32
more into the game early, that
1:46:34
was one thing that Wayne touched on in
1:46:36
the broadcast and it worked out big time.
1:46:38
So I know that you're chirping him for
1:46:41
not having those guys in originally, but I
1:46:43
think for a rookie coach, there's been a
1:46:45
lot of times he's made a drastic move
1:46:47
in these playoffs and it's actually paid off.
1:46:50
And not just putting him in, but putting
1:46:52
him in the right spot. So I gotta
1:46:54
compliment him. But hey, listen, they're
1:46:56
going back to Dallas. They got
1:46:58
the Glassbanger. They got Tits McGee.
1:47:00
I think that I personally have
1:47:02
it 51 49 right now
1:47:05
for the Oilers just based on the Mojo
1:47:07
and a very, a very key potential loss
1:47:09
was Tanav leaving that game in game four.
1:47:11
Pete said he's ready, brother. Pete said he's
1:47:14
going to be ready. That's it.
1:47:16
They say he's very optimistic about him
1:47:18
playing in game five. So that's huge.
1:47:20
Rumor is that he might have a
1:47:22
hairline fracture in his foot, but if
1:47:24
they don't have Tanav, I
1:47:27
don't think they can win this series. Okay.
1:47:29
That's my opinion. Well, when Texas hockey wins
1:47:31
tonight, make sure you know, say how good
1:47:33
they are. Okay. I love it. I love
1:47:35
it. You guys are chippy back there. You
1:47:38
showed Texas hockey some love. They're a good
1:47:40
squad. You should hear how he thinks about
1:47:42
Edzo. I mean, maybe all Texas ended up
1:47:44
in... He thinks that he...
1:47:46
Guy went from Vegas to Colorado to
1:47:48
Edmonton. What did Texas hockey
1:47:50
do to Edzo, Biz? Okay. I
1:47:53
get the feeling that Dallas
1:47:55
fans are turning into Canadian
1:47:57
fans. Oh, I am Canadian.
1:48:00
Oh, no! They're like, you
1:48:02
have the shortest flow of all season long. It's
1:48:04
like, what are you talking about? You can then
1:48:06
have one of the best teams all season long.
1:48:08
I never said that. I just said this series.
1:48:10
You're gassing up mob lock. That
1:48:13
guy's a goddamn genius. Come
1:48:15
on. I'm speaking for all
1:48:18
Texas hockey fans online. Why don't you tell
1:48:20
us about our team more? It's like, we
1:48:22
do. What else is to say? You're
1:48:24
a wagon. You guys are built four lines. You
1:48:27
have two first lines. That's how deep you are.
1:48:29
You got these young rookies in Stankhoven. The
1:48:31
Stanky leg. Do the Stanky leg. Do
1:48:33
the Stanky leg. Then you got Wyatt Johnstown.
1:48:35
Johnstown, Johnstown. Johnston firing goals in left and right.
1:48:37
Living in Pops House. And then you have the
1:48:39
Wylie Vets too. How
1:48:42
about Jamie Ben and Tyler Saggon? I
1:48:46
think going into last game since the beginning
1:48:48
of the second round combined for like 19
1:48:50
points. Texas hockey
1:48:52
fans are ready to put these guys on waivers.
1:48:54
Wyatt, two years ago. I never said that. I
1:48:57
love my team. Hey, Jamie Ben
1:48:59
from Victoria, brother. I
1:49:01
never turned my back. That's true. We're
1:49:04
about to end our time on
1:49:06
ESPN. We'll continue on YouTube, ESPN+,
1:49:08
TikTok. And speaking of TikTok, need
1:49:10
to survive. That clock is ticking.
1:49:12
We'll have a long weekend
1:49:15
here of watching hockey be fantastic. And I'm
1:49:17
sure there's a golf tournament. Is there a
1:49:19
golf tournament? Yeah, the RBC up in Canada.
1:49:21
Canada. There it is. I'll
1:49:23
be coming up. A big Canadian weekend. We'll
1:49:25
obviously enjoy the hell out of that. And
1:49:28
we'll watch spit and chicklets all weekend too so we
1:49:30
can get more and more of this man. Biz
1:49:33
Nasty, who will continue to chatter on the other side.
1:49:35
We can't thank you enough for allowing us to do
1:49:37
this for a living. AJ, any final thoughts as we
1:49:39
send off the TV? AJ, you didn't
1:49:41
say anything. What's going on? I didn't say much, Biz.
1:49:43
I don't have a whole lot to say, but I
1:49:46
do enjoy hockey. Enjoy what you do, Vince. You're doing
1:49:48
great. How about to the P-Boy? Hey, I appreciate that,
1:49:50
buddy. We got no time. See you Monday. All
1:49:52
right, geez. All right, we're stopped. We just brought
1:49:54
up some of those Dallas fans in Dallas Things.
1:49:57
Ty, this was one of the stories of the playoffs, actually. Was
1:50:00
really a visit. Safe to say that your
1:50:02
rivalry with the Glass Banger is now gone
1:50:04
After you guys did that are incredibly awkward
1:50:07
Interview in this Ww Ii. Superstar Jackie Redmond
1:50:09
brought him up in everyone's I assumed hey
1:50:11
he's gonna give it to be as right
1:50:13
now you can talk about said he didn't
1:50:15
You guys have stood there did really say
1:50:18
much you realize what the fuck this guy
1:50:20
doing up here I have you guys squash
1:50:22
that beef or and all Okay okay so
1:50:24
I mean what what's going on their backs
1:50:26
on just assumed you know after that little
1:50:28
interaction. okay it's always. As the best friend. So.
1:50:32
That wasn't even plan he just found out
1:50:34
where the Tnc true was in were jockey
1:50:36
was any kind of insert themselves and I
1:50:38
could see his right arm getting in the
1:50:41
sought a good book is blazers you could
1:50:43
see is why blazers. So. I was
1:50:45
like pointing it out to wane off as
1:50:47
he accidents his father owns the place, ignores
1:50:49
her where we live in the summer so
1:50:51
we knows the sky a little bit. knees
1:50:53
madam. They taken pictures before so when we
1:50:55
said that Liam connoisseurs hurt us talk and
1:50:57
so he asked Jackie who's that guy and
1:50:59
a glass banger pops up and that he
1:51:01
was sort of plate. Tommy sticks with us,
1:51:03
sending us like the heart of moses and
1:51:05
shit. Where. I thought that he was going to com
1:51:07
and slang and but he didn't. And and
1:51:09
then afterward online that he started talking
1:51:11
trash again silks he didn't bring in
1:51:13
rent. it really bring that same energy
1:51:15
that he had. On. Twitter
1:51:17
to the to the broadcast signs and
1:51:20
then all of a sudden after you
1:51:22
spouting off again so you could get
1:51:24
a word else is usually get a
1:51:26
word out there says alleging some things
1:51:29
about him potentially by the he froze
1:51:31
up to your frozen. Terms. Alleging.
1:51:34
Oh. Yea, I mean I don't think
1:51:36
I did use a few sandwiches. sort
1:51:38
of a picnic. Quite as good guy
1:51:40
nonetheless. Answer behind the season was I'm
1:51:42
sure I'll get to see him when
1:51:44
he's a gaza the summer. Yeah, I'm
1:51:46
sorry you will ever be the great
1:51:48
interactions using his words that there's to
1:51:50
hear you say it was it's forty
1:51:52
years ago. it's just very was at
1:51:54
his doubles every superstar jockey, Red Menace.
1:51:57
He's. The Best! She's the hardest work and
1:51:59
whoop! Art of worker person in hockey
1:52:01
right now she's at Monday night raw immense you
1:52:03
doing she said every game seemingly for you guys
1:52:06
is well see during interviews is yes she said
1:52:08
since I don't know how she does it to
1:52:10
be honest with you but the savages but I'm
1:52:12
a sinister just got locked up right the lights
1:52:14
came on he can't do it anymore the moustache
1:52:17
and of shut in the draft. As.
1:52:19
Yeah, he did. He got jammed up
1:52:21
live Cd. Sometimes that happens to people
1:52:23
right? not everybody's.for this top. You
1:52:25
know, Last. By his.bill for yeah
1:52:27
made our bill for he thinks he is
1:52:29
but a lot don't know what he thinks
1:52:31
you want Some with a business that is
1:52:33
no idea is no idea what incentive for.
1:52:36
No. I don't have a price or it.
1:52:38
Maybe we should do it zombies or be matched.
1:52:40
Me and Glass Bankruptcy should organize that. Her name
1:52:42
is useful on the universe would make it happen.
1:52:44
I do worry though, a glass banger will fucking
1:52:46
break his neck out. Result: The. Front
1:52:49
of a microphone I got even imagine what
1:52:51
he would do in a dumpster Dublin, Missouri
1:52:53
have a hard to sound flex by based
1:52:55
on Tuesday. It's all my having a few
1:52:57
of his ah his pay for play ladies
1:52:59
with them to as his ring girls citizens
1:53:01
have to assist assist made a lot of
1:53:03
guys have heard about that too. He likes
1:53:06
the bring another back. Pages ladies good
1:53:08
must resist receipt every cycles either.
1:53:11
He takes is a guy Igor to
1:53:13
these like Igor taken all that rubber
1:53:15
stamp and Robert Robert My it also
1:53:17
adds lost by your Hockey where ah
1:53:20
that dollars are always get see talked
1:53:22
and it. Affects.
1:53:26
Your the get the old that cold. Shoulder
1:53:31
probably get my line for this not outweigh
1:53:33
be run as free as I mean it's
1:53:35
all it's all very. valid points in
1:53:37
the last banger successors is a massive
1:53:40
these of at american airlines center energy
1:53:42
is known as the heart of these
1:53:44
monies especially was what's going on up
1:53:46
there and he admits inserts he thought
1:53:49
it was a glass by his death
1:53:51
brings best stuff and are however he
1:53:53
gets himself and see raise those games
1:53:55
whether it's backwards front page was middle
1:53:58
pages or a mere yet another some
1:54:00
people were saying he was looking at pretty closely. It's
1:54:03
a wild time. We appreciate the hell out of you,
1:54:05
Biz. Keep killing it, brother. Hey,
1:54:07
we appreciate you. Thank you so much for having me
1:54:09
on, boys. Hey, tell Pasta
1:54:11
we appreciate him for his 20 push-ups. That's incredible.
1:54:13
That's sweet. I
1:54:15
will. Love you, boys. Thank you
1:54:18
so much. Yeah, Biz! His
1:54:21
name is on drugs. Yeah. Oh yeah.
1:54:23
cocaine. Yeah, cocaine. I mean,
1:54:25
we're in that- Alleging he was on- That blazer, that stash, I
1:54:27
could see it. He's on the pay
1:54:29
for play game. All right. He
1:54:32
doesn't recycle them either. It brings new people.
1:54:35
I think that's what he says. All right, we'll wrap up all the
1:54:37
storylines that we did not talk about this week on the other side.
1:54:39
Then we'll send to the world, hopefully, that
1:54:42
is watching into the greatest weekend of all time. Hell yeah.
1:54:44
Why not? The weather's getting good. It is. It's
1:54:47
getting down a little bit. It is. It's getting down a
1:54:49
little bit. We're in a good spot. Yes.
1:54:52
They are saying potential rain. Yeah. All day
1:54:54
tomorrow. Yeah, here in Indianapolis, and then rain
1:54:56
in North Carolina next week too. Uh-oh. Yeah.
1:54:59
Really doppler for the soccer tournament. Floppy pitch. Well,
1:55:01
I'm not just worried about that. We're supposed to do a show
1:55:03
live from a field dynamic. Oh, that's right. Mm-hmm. That's
1:55:06
right. That hurt. Metal.
1:55:08
Yeah. I don't know how many inside
1:55:10
things are down at this. I'll
1:55:12
call Mother. She'll take care of it. Miss
1:55:14
Nature? Mm-hmm. Whoa. Spore!
1:55:21
What a day it is! Hell yeah. What
1:55:24
a day it is. That's AJ Hawk, obviously.
1:55:26
This man, he's a champion in college and
1:55:28
in the pros. He's current president of
1:55:30
Ohio. What's your next thing you're going to do? What's your
1:55:32
next thing you're going to do for Ohio? I
1:55:35
think every time you have Kirk on, you even say
1:55:37
Kirk is the president of Ohio. So it's up to
1:55:39
Herb Street. Let's do what his agenda looks like. Two
1:55:41
presidents. You guys are two presidents. You can't have two.
1:55:43
You can't have two presidents. Okay,
1:55:45
so what'd Ryan Day do with that? Is that a sign? Yeah.
1:55:48
Is that a sign? Huh. You tell
1:55:50
me, AJ. I don't know if Ryan Day does that. I
1:55:52
don't know if he anoints the next president of Ohio because
1:55:54
they don't Technically have them. Who was
1:55:56
standing up there and gave you the President title?
1:56:00
Ah, there's no President title, but for
1:56:02
a couple years ago. Some. Kind
1:56:04
of Ohio. Words I I did get within
1:56:06
a given some they give to somebody else
1:56:09
every single you. Oh so you're you're not
1:56:11
foreigner no longer the present ones that I
1:56:13
know never was never was not you are
1:56:15
You are a lot of Ohio excellence. I
1:56:18
think he's won the award was advice do
1:56:20
recall exists is the model Oh hi this
1:56:22
is is he wanted to be Ohio. This.
1:56:25
Is what you would be to dress. Aging
1:56:27
hawks are first rather on one side as
1:56:29
he says my jacket because get a green
1:56:32
jacket. Ah, Did not hurt
1:56:34
may have gotten more. Now here is an
1:56:36
honor wait so there's a different person who
1:56:38
is know that has the to who to
1:56:40
ride the I'm not sure I was at
1:56:42
the clinic this you do at a Roundtable
1:56:44
thing I don't know who they are. you
1:56:46
still the Ohio's fine as is as long
1:56:49
as bread of the flight s Ohio and
1:56:51
said be down from there him in love
1:56:53
ribs well I don't think so. Ah braves
1:56:55
marijuana on the road to peace efforts be
1:56:57
as for sure. especially just Towson for free
1:56:59
of includes the a Barbie Carpenters. Been campaigning
1:57:01
for years with a small David to. Impossible.
1:57:03
They won't give General Von Carpenters your
1:57:05
hands on his. Profile: probably about
1:57:08
ten years ago. You know Bob. Bob lives
1:57:10
over there to would his athletic. So how
1:57:12
is Ohio doing right now? Pretty good. The
1:57:15
whole state are given urban. Feels.
1:57:17
Like it was doing pretty well. Yeah, the weather's
1:57:20
nice, like we have those late at night.
1:57:22
It's like a fall night. Feels like Friday night
1:57:24
Football almost right now. So it's good as ours
1:57:26
like to. And with that was the Midwest weather
1:57:28
right now. Phenomenal. Also
1:57:31
in the nighttime brainstem via and are
1:57:33
you don't know get hotter and four
1:57:35
can sit in like two weeks while
1:57:38
after the rain and you know the
1:57:40
city want a sickness? Six runs good.
1:57:42
this. Rain. Maidstone and
1:57:44
com mais oui. Devlin
1:57:48
even. Yeah I understand that's but we've a
1:57:50
lot of rain or like the last four
1:57:53
months without. I'm okay with us. Good ninja
1:57:55
little bit of a drop, no fences of
1:57:57
a farmer, farmers the rights and average. Hopefully
1:57:59
they've already enough with the reign of or
1:58:01
less two weeks started. So to a lotta
1:58:03
rain or whatever sorts of as your keep
1:58:05
across the cornea we need beats me. I
1:58:07
have our forwards law. you know it's like
1:58:09
surfing regional that some funded I would likely
1:58:11
to remain like this. Rate this like spring
1:58:13
meals. like if skirts we haven't had spring
1:58:15
and a few you know we have and
1:58:17
everything it's gone. Winner. right? To
1:58:19
holy shit it so hot Then
1:58:21
there's been no real in between.
1:58:23
Science: This feels like an inbetween
1:58:25
time, but I fear is to
1:58:27
the time ago frequently guarantors universe.
1:58:30
Monsoon. Gets here. We're
1:58:32
in, we're in the middle of it. Yeah
1:58:34
when I was very authors and I'm here
1:58:36
I'm is on it being hot out but
1:58:38
this temperature nods to dies by we should
1:58:41
segments because it is so perfect that is
1:58:43
so let's make sure we are televising. We
1:58:45
have to have been and will have people
1:58:47
get out into the beautiful weather has provided
1:58:49
by this building that we're in right now.
1:58:51
Ah so it's top ten city to special
1:58:54
teams coordinator for one of the greatest of
1:58:56
all time in his best teams world will
1:58:58
always be heralded as such. I think he's
1:59:00
been up for multiple. Head coaching positions and
1:59:02
if your spouse seems coordinator, he didn't head
1:59:05
coaching interviews. That's obviously a massive amount of
1:59:07
respect been shown to you by the entire
1:59:09
Nfl. He had a press conference and he
1:59:11
broke down basically some changes as an image
1:59:13
because as a new kick off that has
1:59:15
instituted it's we haven't shell about a much
1:59:18
smaller people jet about a much Expressing a
1:59:20
lot of the coaches and players that are
1:59:22
in the Nfl that are working on law
1:59:24
right now are thinking it could be a
1:59:26
massive change in how the game is being
1:59:28
played strictly advance. if you do take advantage
1:59:31
of it, scares. Coached over the chances you
1:59:33
soccer but changes. I like to
1:59:35
have some I reckon go back in his image
1:59:37
toggle. I mean fuckers able to make a tackle,
1:59:39
but I really don't want image and tackles all year
1:59:41
long. As he was,
1:59:43
the Ssl watched every plate. I
1:59:46
bet. Tickers. Were involved in probably
1:59:49
at least twenty five to forty percent
1:59:51
of adults. You. Know you're trying
1:59:53
to make a guy bounce back or
1:59:55
Megan's adult cells or just missing without
1:59:57
themselves in a will want bottle in
1:59:59
that situation. In on but he will
2:00:01
be a kicker. He'll be a got it. We
2:00:03
will use search situations. He's got a lot of
2:00:05
ability to move the ball. In a world where
2:00:08
are the guys meet may not be as you
2:00:10
know have to do that and I will you
2:00:12
please stick to still kick a touchback of we
2:00:14
need it has given up the ball if we
2:00:16
do. Ticket touched by out that the end zone
2:00:18
another get out the thirty. Seven point
2:00:21
five and a five yards makes a
2:00:23
big difference Minutes and other three percent
2:00:25
chance that he or she given the
2:00:27
office cause i guess if score So
2:00:30
I was. Still
2:00:33
just and just him can cover. I'm a
2:00:35
heated check which you can do and then
2:00:37
he can go down there and make tackles
2:00:39
and he's an extra guy that they're probably
2:00:41
not accounting for in army they nominate. I
2:00:43
got ground attack of been a garlic justin's
2:00:45
ago they have to worry about the after
2:00:47
didn't block and if we give up pocket
2:00:49
somebody else so. Does
2:00:51
the whole thought of that of different styles
2:00:53
and my know it is really. you know
2:00:55
hang time doesn't matter at all now so
2:00:57
hang time is out the door or mean
2:00:59
you to do it but it's not does
2:01:01
it mean to me but it also now
2:01:03
it's about accuracy seen what you're getting have
2:01:05
of return as a lined up at and
2:01:07
try to take away from in the corners
2:01:09
but you can't take too much risk of
2:01:11
disease out of bounds. Now you're given a
2:01:14
bowl of of the forty if you hit
2:01:16
it short of the target zone given. evolved
2:01:18
and forty. So. I mean,
2:01:20
investors a fine line between thought, pushing
2:01:22
the limits of the edges. And
2:01:24
they or just going down and say hey
2:01:26
would you covered in Autumn abolish taking cover
2:01:28
and into town and with a kicker that
2:01:30
I can talk so. Yeah,
2:01:34
there's benefits and I mean if you're trying to
2:01:36
get out of again, you're up. You know you
2:01:38
don't want to give up the possibility of maternal
2:01:40
you know I'm around or a big retarded yesterday
2:01:42
by yeah but you said he was a victim
2:01:44
of the find your skin them on a thirty
2:01:47
which Parker condone. I mean obviously he made it
2:01:49
seem lot and this is I am other people
2:01:51
fully comprehended. One of you make to change to
2:01:53
the special teams roles. which has been happening
2:01:55
over last few years these special teams
2:01:57
coordinator so they they watch the same
2:01:59
i'm a film as the offensive and defensive
2:02:01
coordinator somehow. When you think about that, just they
2:02:03
figure out a way, that's why they are the
2:02:05
special teams coordinators. There's only 32 of those jobs.
2:02:08
There's a lot of money to be made in
2:02:10
that particular world and there's a lot of games
2:02:13
to be won if you do your job very
2:02:15
well and there's long careers that are had by
2:02:17
people but they are obsessed with football and they're
2:02:19
trying to find every little thing, every little advantage
2:02:21
to make their team better because that's what special
2:02:23
teams can be and Tove's obviously doing that as
2:02:25
we speak. Yeah, a
2:02:27
guy like Justin, it's interesting, that
2:02:30
seems very valuable to have somebody that can
2:02:32
because they don't even have to make the tackle. You have
2:02:34
to just kind of be there and watch out
2:02:37
everything that's playing out and see okay, this one might bust.
2:02:39
I need to know where I need to turn it back
2:02:41
to. I need to know hey, this can't get outside of
2:02:43
me. I need to push this to my outside help, whatever
2:02:45
it may be. Even if you don't make the tackle, you
2:02:47
need to be in the body position to force him to
2:02:49
all the other 10 guys that are chasing him but also
2:02:52
at the same time, we're counting
2:02:54
on these kickers to have pinpoint accuracy
2:02:56
now. This is going to
2:02:58
be fun. Honestly, the more I hear about it,
2:03:01
the more excited I am to watch it happen to
2:03:03
see how it plays out. Pinpoint accuracy is on the
2:03:05
depth. That's what it is. It's like whenever
2:03:07
you're hitting a green, you've got to obviously put it
2:03:09
in the right direction because the green is so small
2:03:11
but also you have to have the right distance. That's
2:03:13
a massive piece of it is how is your distance
2:03:15
and control. That is what the game is now, your
2:03:18
distance control. Now obviously, he said you're going to want
2:03:20
to hit one right maybe so we know it's going
2:03:22
right but there's only a certain amount of people that
2:03:24
are allowed on each side of the hash marks anyways
2:03:26
and there are some so like is the advantage of
2:03:28
the guy that you have who's a special team's weapon?
2:03:30
Like if you have a slater on your team, it's
2:03:32
like okay, we're going to hit the ball at least
2:03:34
towards that particular player or are we
2:03:36
not? He also mentioned and
2:03:38
that's a valid point like if you have Justin Reed
2:03:41
out there as a safety, he obviously can kick. We've
2:03:43
seen him kick field goals. We've seen him kick off.
2:03:45
We've seen this happen before whenever position players will kick
2:03:47
off for a team because the kicker gets hurt and
2:03:49
the punter isn't able to do it because the punter
2:03:51
grew up in Australia and never kicked the ball off
2:03:53
the ground has always been punting their entire life. They
2:03:55
have to account for Justin Reed now too, you know
2:03:57
with their counts whenever they're blocking people.
2:03:59
So you might be able to avoid a
2:04:02
double team on somebody because they got to
2:04:04
go block Justin Reed and now you're able
2:04:06
or more likely to make a tackle. It's
2:04:08
wild because kicker is not allowed past the
2:04:11
50 yard line until ball is touched until
2:04:13
play begins because that was like one of
2:04:15
my first questions to coach
2:04:17
Rizz down there at the Saints whenever he was laying
2:04:20
it out before it got approved. It was like, okay,
2:04:22
so the kicker just hits and we're down
2:04:24
at it. You're down in there, not allowed to go
2:04:26
past the 50 until the ball is touched. It's like,
2:04:29
okay, you could definitely see why you'd want an athlete
2:04:31
who can kick a ball back
2:04:33
there. That's that's that and Foxy
2:04:36
pointed this out this morning. He
2:04:38
said, we watch all of them. 20 to 25% of
2:04:41
the plays the kicker was involved and it's like, that's
2:04:44
a thought action. Yeah, it was some of these kickers
2:04:46
in a league. It's not a problem. Like there's a
2:04:48
lot of very athletic dudes kicking balls in the league.
2:04:51
Now I had like 20 some tackles. I don't even
2:04:53
think I have the most in the history. I think
2:04:55
Bosscher had 20 something. Neil Rackers back in the day
2:04:58
he used to literally run down the field. Like there has
2:05:01
been tickers that have made tackles but there's also some kickers
2:05:03
that like shouldn't be attempting
2:05:05
to make a tackle. Now in like Buckner
2:05:07
very thin, give speeches.
2:05:09
Yeah. People know him for his
2:05:12
speeches. Not thin. Not thin
2:05:14
speeches. Thick speeches very long. Seemingly just
2:05:16
went on and on and on and
2:05:18
on and on and on and on
2:05:20
and on. But he is a very
2:05:22
thin guy, very jacked guy but he's
2:05:25
a very vital piece of their offense.
2:05:27
Cause he is a weapon. Like Harrison
2:05:29
Buckner can hit from far and Harrison
2:05:31
Buckner hits that shit right. Just like
2:05:33
Justin Tucker. Justin Tucker another thin
2:05:36
guy, smaller guy and he is a
2:05:38
fucking weapon for the Baltimore Ravens. It's
2:05:40
like punters that kick off probably
2:05:42
going to become a little bit more of a
2:05:44
thing cause no offense to the kicking community. The
2:05:46
punters are much more athletic than the kickers are.
2:05:49
We have to catch a ball naturally. So that's
2:05:51
just an added thing that has to take place.
2:05:53
Normally bigger punters are normally bigger people. I was
2:05:55
like the shortest punter in the NFL and
2:05:58
able to move and a lot of Aussies. from
2:06:00
Ozzy Rules football and rugby where they tackle. So
2:06:02
it's like probably a lot more punters kicking off,
2:06:04
if not positional players. And that's just something we
2:06:07
haven't even thought of. And now as these press
2:06:09
teams coordinators are diving in, it's going to be
2:06:11
more and more and more changes. Yeah, especially like,
2:06:13
I mean, we saw a situation with destroying that
2:06:16
kind of stinks, but it's like, do those guys
2:06:18
need to now do tackling drills? Like for shoot,
2:06:20
do kickers need to participate in like angles. For
2:06:22
safety. Yeah, for safety. Yeah, yeah. And
2:06:25
just taking the proper angles and keep your head
2:06:27
up. If you need to. Yeah, yeah. You
2:06:30
ain't Bill Goldberg. You know what I mean? Be a
2:06:32
speed bump. Just be a speed bump. Try to trip
2:06:34
them up. That whole, you said learning how to, and
2:06:36
you're talking about it too, is like forcing guys back.
2:06:38
Yeah. And learning angles and things like
2:06:40
that. There's one play that
2:06:42
people on the internet put into highlights. I
2:06:44
mean, thank you all so much for, there's
2:06:47
a very cool watch. I sit down. Yeah.
2:06:49
And there'll be like a highlight reel that somebody's put together
2:06:51
where they're either voicing it over in hilarious way or there's
2:06:53
music behind it. And it's like nice to be reminded, you
2:06:56
know? Like that is, yeah, that is pretty
2:06:58
cool. You know, I could move without pulling a
2:07:00
hamstring from taking a dump. Yeah. Like
2:07:02
that is- Just call one of those the other day of you.
2:07:04
Very cool. Very, very cool. It's
2:07:07
very nice of you. It does make me feel
2:07:09
good. Whenever I watch it, especially now with training
2:07:11
for TST, but there's one against
2:07:13
Denver Broncos where I just deplete the blocker.
2:07:15
Like I just, I just
2:07:18
fuck it. Just gonna hit the blocker square
2:07:20
in his chest. I was in my head,
2:07:22
I was like, I'm gonna hit blocker into
2:07:24
returner. That's all I thought. Oh yeah. That's
2:07:26
why, okay. In my head, I thought that
2:07:28
much through. That did me a
2:07:30
few times too. Yeah. It didn't work out all the time. No,
2:07:32
yeah, it did not. There was no way science-wise it was gonna
2:07:34
work either with how fast he was, but I did, cause he
2:07:36
didn't think I was doing that either. So like I caught him
2:07:39
off guard and I do, I do
2:07:41
send him a little bit, you know? But
2:07:43
the guy just scores a touchdown. You
2:07:45
know, cause I'm bound that guy's down and
2:07:48
the guy scores a touchdown. And Chuck goes up to
2:07:50
me after, he's like, be a fucking football player. Can
2:07:52
we bring him back? Oh, you hit a guy. Can
2:07:54
we bring him back to where everybody else is? And
2:07:56
I'm like, hey, my brain Chuck, I thought I was.
2:07:58
You get that fucking hit. I
2:08:01
thought I was gonna tackle him off of a guy
2:08:03
in my head I was like this could be the
2:08:05
most awesome tackle of all time, but I get it
2:08:07
Yeah, yeah force them back my helps inside got it.
2:08:10
I got it got it. That's on me It's like
2:08:12
read though I mean could you imagine if Justin Reed
2:08:14
does read a you know return perfectly
2:08:16
and he has a 25 yard Headstart
2:08:19
from the 50 yard line and he meets a guy
2:08:21
in the hole like that would also be a now
2:08:23
I'm excited what the NFL doesn't want yeah, exactly. Yeah,
2:08:25
like that's so as soon as the NFL is like
2:08:27
Well, we need to get rid of these full running
2:08:30
starts with big-time guys who aren't scared to hit
2:08:32
and like make actual boom boom boom That's where
2:08:34
the problems are It's really keep everybody together So
2:08:36
they can't get the big build up and it's
2:08:38
more like a punt return to run alongside each
2:08:41
other and especially team's corners Like gotcha bitch. We
2:08:44
got it. We got actually the most you got a
2:08:46
safety Who's
2:08:48
the most likely to do it? Oh Imagine
2:08:51
these safeties like coming into the
2:08:53
league like for
2:08:55
shoot Might
2:08:57
want to just oh yeah Don't have
2:08:59
to worry about hang time. You don't to worry
2:09:01
about any of that You just speak okay here
2:09:03
But the big line back is gonna be outdoors
2:09:05
though think about outdoors wind against you wind at
2:09:07
your backer into the wind swirling wind Like you're
2:09:09
gonna want to kick indoors if you're a kicker
2:09:11
That's you always have but I think I'd be
2:09:14
a big advantage The only reason why I don't
2:09:16
say air linebackers are wearing like speeds right now.
2:09:18
They are huh? I'm back. Yeah, everybody wears speed
2:09:20
seemingly my backers are like, you know 220 and
2:09:22
freak athletes and run for threes I'm talking about
2:09:24
the cleats. They're wearing the low top, right? Everybody's
2:09:26
seen Yeah, usually everybody except for what linemen yeah,
2:09:28
I'm in for sure So
2:09:31
the issue is if you have those like rain
2:09:33
shoes and you hit them you hit it fat
2:09:35
that's it that's gonna land That's
2:09:37
not gonna make it to the thing the balls on the
2:09:39
40. That's like a massive You're not gonna
2:09:42
change shoes as a linebacker. I gotta change your right shoe
2:09:44
and in and out and do all that Yeah, so I
2:09:46
think like that's an actual thing to think about like, okay
2:09:48
who can possibly Run and
2:09:50
hit this thing inside the landing zone on
2:09:52
a regular basis Because if you get
2:09:54
an extra weapon covering you're gonna want it and with how
2:09:56
it's set up there's gonna be a lot of Let
2:09:59
me return Man, people gonna get caught with
2:10:01
not not having discipline in your in your fill
2:10:03
lanes and everything running behind each other Yep, you
2:10:06
peek the wrong way. Whatever that's all it takes
2:10:08
and since they're all kind of the same level
2:10:10
Yeah, we're gonna it's like fourth and one when
2:10:12
someone loads the box and dude breaks it for
2:10:14
75 because there's no help behind I'm okay. So
2:10:16
the way this normally does and you have to
2:10:18
work with because this is not a dry race
2:10:21
sport But five on each side.
2:10:23
Okay on a kickoff. Here's the kicker back
2:10:25
here the moon the man
2:10:27
Mm-hmm. Yep, the man is we went there.
2:10:30
Yeah, goddamn. Right? 1969 that's
2:10:32
the moon. Are we uh, how did
2:10:34
that? Why
2:10:37
was what such a clear audio? Cuz
2:10:39
we have the best fucking equipment in the
2:10:42
world. That's NASA. I'm talking to somebody in
2:10:44
California this morning. Mm-hmm every other work
2:10:47
Well driving through, you know,
2:10:50
whatever mountains well, they have everything we don't
2:10:52
want to get into these goddamn 5g cell
2:10:54
towers Just gonna head we don't want it.
2:10:56
We don't want to discuss why Verizon was
2:10:58
down yesterday. This is NASA brother anyway Do
2:11:06
you think it's gonna be like Gunners on the kickoff
2:11:09
team and like just like put as many like tight
2:11:11
ends out there on The return to it like no,
2:11:13
so I think it's gonna be bigger guys. I think
2:11:15
they're gonna on kickoff I think they're gonna hold line. I
2:11:17
think they're just gonna wait or return I think it's gonna
2:11:19
like I think there's gonna be a couple guys that
2:11:22
are gonna be a But I think
2:11:24
a lot of people are gonna be too
2:11:26
gappin Yeah, I think that's a pick you'll
2:11:28
be setting picks out there if you're playing
2:11:30
if you're on offense I think I just
2:11:32
don't want to cross your face whatever it
2:11:34
may be all you need literally all you
2:11:36
need Okay, so like five across here. Let's
2:11:38
just act like five four three two normally
2:11:40
let the one go Okay shot the wheezy
2:11:43
and also special teams So fives are on
2:11:45
the inside and then you work out towards the
2:11:47
ones. It's like normally the ones
2:11:49
are free They become like safety they drop
2:11:51
back twos are the ones that are normally
2:11:53
hunting and then these three are kind of
2:11:55
just like huh Let's play
2:11:57
kickers job is to maintain triangle
2:12:00
triangle, triangle with
2:12:02
wherever ball is.
2:12:05
But it's like you can't have ones just be
2:12:07
the safety because if they're all lined up at
2:12:10
the same time, you can just take that fucker
2:12:12
right at the one. All of a sudden, you
2:12:14
know, it's like, it's gonna change the history of
2:12:16
rules because like people hide who the ones are.
2:12:18
And the ones are just the safeties, but they're
2:12:21
always considered the one. So finding the one, oh,
2:12:23
the one is at the four. Now our count
2:12:25
is different. So then it's two, three, four, one,
2:12:27
five is how it goes whenever it comes to
2:12:29
like blocking. So I'll be excited
2:12:32
to see where they put, who's doing
2:12:34
what, who they designate as like
2:12:36
safety players because you might want some size.
2:12:38
Like you might want like a couple of
2:12:40
bikes that are kind of sitting back to the
2:12:42
gap. You might want full speed so that
2:12:44
you can maybe beat them off the line through
2:12:46
the setup zone. It's like, there's so many more
2:12:49
things that are mad, that are valuable. Like
2:12:51
that first 10, all of
2:12:53
a sudden very important here. For sure, very. Whenever you're
2:12:55
five yards away from me, the person who's supposed to
2:12:57
be blocking you, that first 10 now all of
2:12:59
a sudden is a much more important stat than we've
2:13:01
ever thought of it. And then it's, they're
2:13:04
going to take advantage. All you need, all
2:13:06
you need, okay. All
2:13:09
you need is for this fucking
2:13:11
guy to go that way and this guy to
2:13:13
go this way. And that is a fucking body.
2:13:16
All you need is two people next to
2:13:18
each other to fuck up at the same
2:13:20
time on the same play. That's every kickoff.
2:13:23
That's why the kickoff is so electrifying. Cause
2:13:25
literally this guy just got, this guy just
2:13:27
got signed, okay, on Thursday. What's
2:13:29
his name? Ah, 44, that's
2:13:31
his name. We have no idea what the fuck this
2:13:33
guy's name is. He's a dog. This guy just joined
2:13:35
a team two weeks ago. He had never played special
2:13:37
teams before. This guy never in his life. And they
2:13:40
just accidentally, whoop, opposite
2:13:42
ways, opposite leverage, whoop,
2:13:44
we're gone. Like that is like a 4-2-40
2:13:47
runner with the ball. It's
2:13:50
like gone. Like that is very feasible
2:13:52
to happen. Like anytime,
2:13:55
1,500 more plays. That's
2:13:58
what they're saying. I mean, you're talking about a. I'm
2:14:01
not gonna say like a hundred touch but a lot gonna be
2:14:03
a lot Early there
2:14:05
anything it's gonna be I I'm yeah I'm interested
2:14:07
to watch how it goes from like the first
2:14:09
four games this season to the last four I
2:14:11
can tell in Morphs and how different how much
2:14:13
better I think the coverage teams become and I
2:14:15
think like a men getting
2:14:18
better What's new strategy throwbacks? I
2:14:20
mean throw but you they kick it over here sweet
2:14:23
We're gonna fake reverses all the time. They'll do everything
2:14:25
try to get a wall return set up Yeah, and
2:14:27
you can bring this fucker you can loop I
2:14:30
mean, you know the ball is up like do you
2:14:32
like stunts kind of like that? Like so there is
2:14:34
I mean there is crosses. I mean like these Normally
2:14:37
you can get like this person's blocking
2:14:39
the two so they're like peel,
2:14:41
but I don't think you're allowed to even do that I
2:14:44
don't know. I think they get the opposite Besides
2:14:46
the field that used to be like this person
2:14:49
would take off the two and it was a
2:14:51
fuck it You're a
2:14:53
blind side. Yeah massive. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
2:14:57
Or it was a complete mess and this person stopped
2:14:59
free like Slater to Slater Slayers
2:15:02
like attitude. That's where you put your gun. Yeah, they
2:15:04
are going they have a green light to go normally
2:15:06
Now you might move your two in if they got
2:15:08
a good read on who it is or you can't
2:15:10
get any separation But it's like they're gonna
2:15:13
figure out how to take advantage of this rule
2:15:15
You know all every special teams coordinator that is
2:15:17
worth the grain of salt will certainly
2:15:19
put their stamp on this But I
2:15:22
think it is gonna be good for football. But what a fucking weird
2:15:24
setup. Yeah That's a weird thing that they're gonna have
2:15:26
to show on TV gonna take time to get used
2:15:28
to like you the first couple weeks It is it's
2:15:30
just gonna it's gonna look so fucking weird seeing that
2:15:33
every kickoff I had I
2:15:35
had real mental problems when I was doing
2:15:37
a punt after a safety I
2:15:39
felt so weird cuz like I'm doing a
2:15:41
fake snap for myself, which I do in
2:15:43
practice Yeah, but you're just standing there
2:15:46
in an open stadium pretty much like Okay,
2:15:49
and no line. It's like trying to weird
2:15:51
like a weird weird thing Well, I
2:15:53
couldn't even imagine how this is gonna yeah.
2:15:55
Mm-hmm. That's so weird What's
2:15:58
that the spider cans look really cool with
2:16:01
this? The Skycam? Yeah. Up
2:16:03
behind it? Yeah. You're right
2:16:05
though, I don't want Baws kicking off. No way. I
2:16:07
mean, there's, Baws is not known to
2:16:09
be a big time hitter even though he's a Texas boy and hits
2:16:12
the hell out of a football. He's
2:16:14
shaped just like Tucker. Tucker
2:16:17
is. And all you need is a guy
2:16:19
blocking you. You don't even need to make the tackle. You
2:16:21
just need somebody to come blocking. That was whenever I felt
2:16:23
real complimented. When people were coming to block me, that was
2:16:25
cool. That was a cool day. That was a really cool
2:16:27
day. What's sweet with this too is like how it could
2:16:29
change. Like let's say you're playing a team and it's like,
2:16:31
okay, these guys have all speed on
2:16:34
their kickoff team and usually we go all
2:16:36
speed, but this week we're going to put
2:16:38
four linemen. Yeah. We'll put
2:16:40
four linemen, our fullback in three of our linebackers out
2:16:42
there and let's see. Cause then you would have to
2:16:45
change it, right? Like. Could you imagine
2:16:47
just like first kickoff against the Miami Dolphins, they
2:16:49
have their special teamers in there. All right. We
2:16:52
got a good read on what they're doing. Then
2:16:54
all of a sudden they dropped Pireco and Jalen
2:16:56
Waddle. All of a sudden it's a whole new
2:16:58
fucking, we are in a different time
2:17:01
than we were in the first quarter real
2:17:03
quick. You know, like so many of those,
2:17:06
it's going to be good. I bet you're Roger Goodell feels
2:17:09
very good about kind of forcing this
2:17:11
to happen. Yeah. Seemingly
2:17:13
now XFL obviously deserves a lot of credit because
2:17:15
they were the first ones to take a drill
2:17:17
from practice, put it in the game and it's
2:17:20
all their data and analytics that were used to
2:17:22
get this pass to keep the play in football.
2:17:24
So congrats to Ben, I believe is his name
2:17:26
from Stanford is foreign football player rules expert for
2:17:29
the XFL. But like the more we hear special
2:17:31
teams coordinators talk about it, the more we're going
2:17:33
to be like, Oh, there's, there's a lot of
2:17:36
possibilities here. There's a lot.
2:17:38
And these best teams coordinators will
2:17:40
smoke meth and any
2:17:43
upper they can to stay up all night to
2:17:45
try to figure out what the best plan of
2:17:47
attack is for this particular set. That is literally
2:17:50
how they go about their business. That's how they keep their
2:17:52
jobs. And what's
2:17:57
this year? This the last kickoff return for the Colts. Oh
2:18:02
man. Yeah, shot out of the cannon. That
2:18:04
was a good day. He played for the Texans
2:18:06
too before then so it was obviously a big
2:18:08
thing for him. I don't know why, that's the
2:18:10
last... The last kickoff
2:18:12
return ever was actually the Patriots against the Bills
2:18:14
in week 18 last year. That might
2:18:16
be, that's probably the Colts' answer. Oh no, they had two,
2:18:18
right? What is it? We were in LA
2:18:21
watching that. He said that it was supposed to be the
2:18:23
closest to the coverage team, all being the same
2:18:25
level. Who said that? Coach.
2:18:27
Chuck. Oh, Coach. Chuck Fagano sent this
2:18:29
in. Oh yeah, well this is
2:18:31
a... For Chuck, we just... I mean... Yeah, go
2:18:35
ahead. I was your coach here. Yeah, look at the score
2:18:37
there. 16-14. Third quarter. Hey
2:18:42
Chuck. Hey, thank you, Chuck. Thank
2:18:44
you. Karim, great teammate, great special
2:18:49
teamer. He was on the Texans. I think he
2:18:51
returned one maybe against us for the Texans. He
2:18:53
is, he was a great returner. Not really
2:18:55
talked about because I don't think he played as long. It
2:18:57
is whenever you get a kickoff return though, like the
2:18:59
entire... We're going to win a game. Stats
2:19:02
normally. I think against Green Bay Packers, we
2:19:04
took the opening kickoff back to
2:19:06
the house against you guys. I believe so. At Lambo,
2:19:08
yeah. We were going to beat you. If
2:19:11
you take a kickoff to the house, stats say throughout
2:19:13
his, you're going to win the game. Like that is
2:19:15
kind of... Because I think momentum maybe isn't even justified
2:19:17
into that. But if you take a kickoff to the
2:19:19
fucking house... Yeah, just the odds that go up. Yeah,
2:19:22
it's like getting turnovers. You get one turnover, you get...
2:19:24
Yeah, two turnovers. Oh, you got a good chance to
2:19:26
win all that stuff. I wonder what the new odds
2:19:28
will be. I assume there's going
2:19:31
to be games where both teams give up kickoff. I
2:19:33
was going to say how many times you guys will
2:19:35
see back to back a team's house is won and
2:19:37
then on the next kickoff. That... There
2:19:40
will be electrified. That'd be awesome. Well, then they're just
2:19:42
going to start kicking in the end zone and taking
2:19:44
it to 30. Yeah, true. Yeah, true.
2:19:46
Depending on the odds, because he said there's
2:19:49
a 3% difference. 3% is a very small
2:19:51
percentage. Whatever you're thinking about the entirety of
2:19:53
the percentage on weighing a decision, pros and
2:19:55
cons or whatever. But yeah, I
2:19:57
will be excited to see which teams just decide. Nah,
2:20:00
we ain't got it. What about the movie part?
2:20:03
So you know a kickoff team too. Like your
2:20:05
kickoff cover team a lot. Guys
2:20:07
get dinged up, guys get tired. Like
2:20:09
you're constantly replacing, trying to put backups
2:20:11
in, trying to like fill gaps and
2:20:14
fill the 10 guys covering there plus
2:20:16
the kicker. Like yeah, things are
2:20:18
going to happen, man. Like there's going to be some spots
2:20:20
where people don't have a ton of game reps and they're
2:20:22
going to be thrown in there and trying to figure it
2:20:24
out. Yeah, people get, that'll just be, hey, we need touch
2:20:26
back. And there'll be less, like there'll be zero
2:20:28
chance of them bringing it out of the end zone if you
2:20:30
kick it into the end zone. That'll be,
2:20:33
the heels will be on the goal line. Actually
2:20:35
heels on the goal line here. If it goes in there, we'll take
2:20:37
it at the 30. It's
2:20:40
going to change good. Yeah, kicker get turned on the opening kickoff.
2:20:43
All of a sudden the other team's starting at the 40. Kickers
2:20:45
are going to get hurt. No,
2:20:47
kickers are good. I don't want them to, but they're
2:20:49
going to be involved in many more plays as Tob
2:20:52
told us. Like yeah, it's going to happen.
2:20:55
I think the good news about this crop of
2:20:57
kickers with how athletic they are. We
2:21:00
just, these guys aren't going to have any
2:21:02
embarrassing moments where you get shook in the middle of the
2:21:04
field and Antonio Brown goes and you know, you're
2:21:07
not going to get Julian Edelman just to stick
2:21:09
my run right by you. You're not going to get
2:21:11
hurt because no one's getting hurt this year. Well
2:21:14
said. That's a great way to end this thing.
2:21:16
Well said. Thank you so much for that.
2:21:19
Zero. I'm happy we're making that
2:21:21
proclamation now too. Because I think last year
2:21:23
whenever I said I was too close to the season. Yeah. It
2:21:26
didn't have a chance to really work its way. Settle
2:21:28
in. So you making that announcement here on May 31st.
2:21:30
You want to. Universal?
2:21:33
That's a lot of pressure. What's
2:21:40
that? That's what I'm going for. That's what I'm
2:21:42
going for. That's what I'm going for. That thing's
2:21:44
coming right back. No one's still getting hurt. Fish
2:21:47
on. Yes.
2:21:52
One person's getting hurt. You got to pull off. There
2:21:56
it is. Two people are getting hurt. That's
2:21:58
just like Hammy. That's the first. This
2:22:00
is the first one. Oh, hold on, hold on.
2:22:03
A couple broken arms. ACLs. No, no,
2:22:05
no. These are all bone bruises. Oh, no. Boom.
2:22:09
Okay. Two jacked up. Oh,
2:22:11
no. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Perfect.
2:22:13
Oh, that's beautiful. No injuries. Boom,
2:22:16
boom. Damn. Okay. No
2:22:19
injuries. No injuries. No injuries. No
2:22:22
injuries. No injuries. No
2:22:24
injuries. No injuries. No
2:22:26
injuries. No injuries. No injuries.
2:22:28
No injuries. And at the most, five. Holy
2:22:31
shit. Nope. Just minor injuries.
2:22:33
I felt the weight of the week. Boy,
2:22:36
take it off because you did it. We
2:22:38
did it. Okay. What
2:22:41
a week. What a week. The
2:22:43
spot's getting real good. Yeah. Uh-huh.
2:22:46
Ain't done right, AJ. I'll tell
2:22:48
you what, I'm pretty excited for this soccer tournament coming
2:22:50
up. I'm not going to lie. Is it field turf
2:22:52
or is it grass? Grass, grass, grass, grass. Beautiful grass.
2:22:54
From what we've been called. You only
2:22:56
play on grass, right? I know the real pro is
2:22:58
only play on grass. Well, I think that was something
2:23:00
that was said about Methi, but then Methi said that
2:23:02
wasn't true. I'll play on turf, whatever the need is. But
2:23:04
yes, soccer, footy, normally played
2:23:07
on grass. Remember, all the NFL
2:23:09
stadiums say, oh, this turf's not good for the soccer
2:23:11
players. No. The grass
2:23:13
we play on out there is terrible. The worst. So
2:23:15
I'm excited to get on a flat field.
2:23:17
Mm-hmm. Every time I go to run,
2:23:19
I'm like, oh, I'm going to roll my... Yeah, you got
2:23:21
to look down. Yeah, I'm going down into a hill. You
2:23:23
know, I did it. Yesterday was by far the best day.
2:23:26
It was... I'm not going to give
2:23:28
away our strategy because we're not going to do that.
2:23:30
But very game-like out
2:23:32
there yesterday. I cannot express that
2:23:34
enough. Confidence is rising. Okay.
2:23:37
With where I still
2:23:39
know there's a chance that any muscle in my
2:23:42
body could get torn. Sure. Any
2:23:44
ligament could potentially... That's the only day. There's
2:23:46
a chance that could happen. And my lungs
2:23:49
can certainly get blown up. Yeah,
2:23:51
there's a chance. But what's
2:23:53
happening with ball and foot right now, feet, shall
2:23:55
I say, even with the left one getting in,
2:23:58
I did not expect to have... So
2:24:00
much so that I actually thought to myself, you
2:24:03
know, I haven't played soccer a long time, but
2:24:05
I did kick balls a long time. Did
2:24:08
I maybe get better with ball because
2:24:10
profession was kicking a ball that is
2:24:12
tough. It's a tough ball. Ball
2:24:15
is tough, you know, small sweet spot. So
2:24:17
you gotta find like, balls
2:24:20
moving where I want it to go right now. Pretty
2:24:22
good, like yesterday was a fun
2:24:24
day. Like that was, it was an enlightening
2:24:26
day, I think for both Gumpea and I.
2:24:28
It was also like third straight day of
2:24:31
me hitting balls. So able to. Yeah,
2:24:34
your body's holding up. Bingo. Now,
2:24:37
I'm not doing a warmup this time that this concave
2:24:39
soccer club is gonna do. Don't even mess with it.
2:24:41
I am not, I will be watching them do their
2:24:44
fucking. Get up there and go. You guys have a
2:24:46
stretch line. Bingo. Well, I've got
2:24:48
a deep roster. Dude, it's 20 folks,
2:24:50
obviously. So I got Eddie fucking speed.
2:24:52
Yeah, speed. Rex say Eddie speed, that
2:24:54
I guess is a dog. That night,
2:24:56
yeah. And Jeff Cameron is a monster.
2:24:58
I mean, like the team, you know,
2:25:00
a lot of people, and I heard
2:25:02
JJ say, I didn't know anybody on
2:25:04
your roster. So it's like soccer people
2:25:06
know. Yeah. And what we have here.
2:25:08
You fool. And this was a strategy.
2:25:11
You know, whenever the Tennessee Titans go on and move on
2:25:13
from Ray, but we think this team's got no strategy. They
2:25:15
do. They clearly put out what
2:25:17
their strategy is. If you were to
2:25:19
look at our roster and what leads these guys played in,
2:25:21
how they played the style of soccer in which they
2:25:24
played, there was real strategy put into place when building
2:25:26
this particular team. We got a lot of guys that
2:25:28
are used to smaller fields. We got guys
2:25:30
that have a lot of quick touches. We got
2:25:32
guys that can move. And we got guys that
2:25:34
are in their primes. You know, now granted Breck
2:25:36
Shay, Jeff Cameron, they're like wine. They're only getting
2:25:39
better. Exactly. Mikey Grella, obviously, Paisano is going to
2:25:41
do his thing. Mike Foss might have two torn
2:25:43
hamstrings. He's going to go out there and run
2:25:45
the way he runs. But what
2:25:47
Foss and Jeff Cameron
2:25:49
put together here is a team that I think is
2:25:52
going to do well in the seven on seven tournament
2:25:54
that we are going to play in. And
2:25:57
I'm lucky to be a part of it. All I'm looking for is a
2:25:59
couple minutes game. And I think we have gotten to
2:26:01
the point training wise, where I'll be able to survive
2:26:03
a couple minutes a game. And that's, and
2:26:05
that's concave for soccer club soccer, baby. I'm
2:26:08
pumped up about it. I'm excited to get down there
2:26:10
too AJ. I've heard the place, the facility's really nice
2:26:12
too. When I looked at the,
2:26:14
I've looked at the website a few times I was
2:26:16
thinking, man, this is a real professional operation. So
2:26:19
they have, I think the NCAA championships there for
2:26:22
a couple, all right. Jesus, Craig. My bad.
2:26:24
Yeah. I can swallow a bug. June bug?
2:26:27
You swallowing cigars up there dude? Are you inhaling cigars
2:26:29
dude? No, I don't. I don't, I can't inhale them.
2:26:31
No, I don't know what's going on. Is Blocky in
2:26:33
the RBC? I
2:26:37
don't think so. Nah, he's out. No, I don't
2:26:39
think so. Memorial tournaments next week here in Columbus.
2:26:41
They'll be there. You're writing your house out? Nah,
2:26:44
no. I'll be in, I'll be in North Carolina. That's the
2:26:46
US Open. So you are writing your house out. Right. Now
2:26:49
we're going to be here. The
2:26:52
Hawks or? The kids, the kids, my wife, they're going to,
2:26:54
they're going to most likely be here. Not that business plan
2:26:57
for you though in the past but you've made
2:26:59
good amount of money off of that? Nope, not at all. But
2:27:01
you know, we were out of time. No, I
2:27:03
didn't hate anything about it, but yeah. I mean,
2:27:05
it was, I hate it. I
2:27:08
know some people that are renting their house out though
2:27:11
coming up this year. Good business. We had a guy
2:27:13
who had a big field. He also
2:27:15
had a cat I think, but he had a big field
2:27:17
next to the Oakmont Country
2:27:19
Club there in Pittsburgh.
2:27:22
And he would just sell parking whenever the
2:27:24
tournament would come through there. And he made
2:27:26
a lot of money. Like he would, he
2:27:28
would bank off of people parking in
2:27:31
his field. Is the house rentals similar for these
2:27:33
golf tournaments or no? The house
2:27:35
is on the course. So they used to
2:27:37
be even bigger and get more money but
2:27:39
house on the course will rent their house
2:27:42
to big like companies. Company comes in, puts
2:27:44
plastic down, covers things up and then they
2:27:46
run the house for the whole week. The
2:27:48
family moves out. Those people make some cash.
2:27:50
Yeah. Okay. Sweet. You can probably
2:27:52
upcharge those companies. You want blackout in our house.
2:27:54
Yeah. Come on. Yeah. For real. No fun or
2:27:56
no. You know, Bob Carpenter's coming through
2:27:58
here just like he's coming through the neighbor. And the next
2:28:00
one. We used to go in college. Yeah, and we're in
2:28:02
college. We used to go in those houses. Yeah. I
2:28:05
had the paint. Well, that was back when Ohio State was
2:28:07
paying players in different ways on golf courses. I
2:28:09
didn't get paid. No, I was just
2:28:11
going and scrounging up drinks from different.
2:28:13
Painted beers. Oh, okay. I like that.
2:28:15
So high. That's so high as
2:28:17
finest. Did you see the pandas coming back to
2:28:19
America? Yep, we got them coming home. It belongs a
2:28:22
bit. Two of them coming back. This is a
2:28:24
big deal. All pandas are going to be gone from
2:28:26
the United States, zoos and everything. Two of them
2:28:28
coming back to D.C. Which we
2:28:30
are pumped about. Washington, D.C. Now, it's
2:28:32
not the two older pandas
2:28:34
that have been living there and
2:28:36
getting shipped back because the lease
2:28:38
had been done from China. We
2:28:42
got two young ones coming back to
2:28:44
America, Bali and Qing Bao. Okay. And
2:28:47
they look like demons, don't they? Qing
2:28:49
Bao's a dao. They look like fucking
2:28:51
demons. No, they look like panda bears.
2:28:54
And we're all thankful that the panda, panda, panda
2:28:56
is coming back to the United States of America
2:28:58
because there was a time there where no kids
2:29:00
in the United States of America were going to
2:29:02
be able to go to the local zoo. You
2:29:04
see your bear, bro. That's bullshit. I don't want
2:29:06
to live in that America. Can we change their
2:29:08
names? What does that translate to? Green
2:29:10
and treasure and treasure and energetic. So a lot of
2:29:12
treasure going on. That's the Bao part of this entire
2:29:14
thing. Probably what they're after. Booty?
2:29:17
Yeah. Do you think the pandas are
2:29:19
coming in to steal our booty? Of all the
2:29:21
places. Did you guys know D.C. had the most
2:29:23
famous zoo in America? What's going on? I thought
2:29:25
it was in San Diego. So
2:29:27
why the fuck are they going to our nation's
2:29:29
capital? Well, in the election year. You're
2:29:33
right. I don't know what King Bao and Bao are.
2:29:35
Are these pandas felons too? Look at that. Is that
2:29:37
their parents? You're putting them off? No, that is not
2:29:40
King Bao. No. That must be
2:29:42
dumb. Okay. Go fulfill your destiny
2:29:44
and assassinate the president and panda. No, that is not
2:29:46
going to happen. That is not going to
2:29:48
happen. Can't confirm or deny. These pandas are going to
2:29:50
roll around and eat bamboo. I hope. That's what they're
2:29:52
going to do in D.C. And they're going to make
2:29:54
kids go to the zoo and go, I'm happy to
2:29:56
know that animal. These are the only
2:29:58
two in the United States of America. Kids yeah
2:30:01
kids going to zoom like in Joe's got really gonna
2:30:03
be the only two Really bringing them
2:30:05
back only two in America remember the The
2:30:10
last two were gone they were shipped out like
2:30:12
I think this week it's ending the least Yeah,
2:30:15
why don't we start breeding them? What's our breeding
2:30:17
them here? You can't breed them. You
2:30:19
gotta make them in a little Who
2:30:21
made that rule China owns all these pandas? This
2:30:23
is a real we let's get one or two
2:30:25
pandas we own and we we don't make a
2:30:28
buck See that would be impossible because you see
2:30:30
the painters are owned by China. We own these
2:30:32
ones It doesn't make sense I looked it up
2:30:34
in the Smithsonian National Zoological Park is one of
2:30:36
the top of the nation one of the top
2:30:39
one of Indianapolis obviously number one. I don't think
2:30:41
so. They got jubilation coming up, brother In
2:30:43
a nation I went to the indie Zoo
2:30:46
on Memorial Day It's
2:30:48
it's good How
2:30:50
about the chimpanzee And
2:30:53
they have them out They're just fucking walking in
2:30:55
the cages and just sitting there and just staring
2:30:57
at people as you're going through the park It
2:30:59
was great. The wife said Mackenzie walked up to
2:31:01
the chimpanzee exhibit chimpanzee walked right up to My
2:31:05
daughter Mackenzie had a moment and then just kind
2:31:07
of walked away Oh, yeah I would like to
2:31:09
know what they said like is that chimpanzee sound like
2:31:11
to eat that kid or they said oh That's one
2:31:13
of us and what was Mackenzie thinking back to the
2:31:15
chimpanzee? I think the Indianapolis Zoo is on the I
2:31:18
think it's I agree I think it's going I
2:31:20
think they got a lot of money wait wait
2:31:22
till it's the dead heat of summer and those
2:31:24
rhinos look like Pulsars because they don't fucking give
2:31:26
them water or wash it give me give a
2:31:29
lot of they try to light the shit out
2:31:31
of them every single morning They
2:31:33
had fucking wildebeest in there and they
2:31:36
had this much water Thank
2:31:40
you for the transition Super pigs
2:31:42
are coming from Canada So Canada gives us
2:31:44
Canadian geese which we all hate not a
2:31:46
lot of touch them by the way They
2:31:49
are protected now. Canada's sending super
2:31:51
pigs in the United States of America The
2:31:54
border conversation has been one that's been happening
2:31:56
everywhere if this isn't a reason
2:31:58
the fucking border up northern Our
2:32:00
northern border to Canada. I don't know what is they're
2:32:02
saying these things are a size of horses. Yeah, they're
2:32:04
kind of a Violent
2:32:07
80 pounds. Yeah, there's moto's never
2:32:09
miss. Oh Take
2:32:11
his moto music. They're the only ones the super
2:32:13
pigs have been called for for the last couple
2:32:16
years making their way to America I don't know
2:32:18
if they're on some super pig pilgrimage, but everybody's
2:32:20
saying these fuckers are making their way into our
2:32:22
towns We need to keep an eye out
2:32:24
and I think there should be a rule just like coyotes
2:32:27
Okay in the United States of America, you're allowed to hunt
2:32:29
a coyote anytime you want on the white shoot
2:32:31
You can kill we need a we need
2:32:33
a super pig green light around the United
2:32:35
States of America for these fucking assholes Cuz
2:32:37
these things will reproduce down Louisiana Oh, yeah,
2:32:39
the hog issues cuz these things are fucking
2:32:41
like rabbits and then imagine the fat sex
2:32:43
of bacon though You get off those things
2:32:45
Oh super big baby Canadian bacon stinks. Oh,
2:32:48
you're right ham ham is yeah, it's not
2:32:50
good There's no way it's good. They're gonna
2:32:52
be shooting these things from helicopters like they
2:32:54
do in Texas No, we could do is
2:32:56
we could build a wall on
2:32:58
our border Well, I
2:33:00
think the super pigs could potentially lead to
2:33:02
us doing that especially on northern side. Yeah,
2:33:04
especially on the other side Why don't we
2:33:06
just set up a bunch of turrets at
2:33:08
the border like every I don't know 50
2:33:11
yards with some beacons Some
2:33:13
night vision some thermal technology and
2:33:15
some cheese. We should fucking take
2:33:17
Canada back There are super
2:33:20
pigs. We never had it I'll
2:33:22
be a reason why we would want
2:33:24
Canada. Yeah, maybe Puking
2:33:27
okay, maybe Timmy Horton
2:33:29
Timmy Horton No,
2:33:36
the tiger tiger tiger Their
2:33:39
peanut butter, yeah, that's right. It's
2:33:41
so good. It is. It is
2:33:43
very good. Labat blue Oh blue
2:33:45
Molson triple X those more guys
2:33:47
in the red on horses fucking
2:33:49
mountain mountains That would be a
2:33:51
reason loonies and toonies lucky we are
2:33:54
we get whistler curling curling we
2:33:56
have that maple syrup pond hockey
2:34:00
Letter Kenny oh, yes, I'm
2:34:02
never dreams. Who's that? There's
2:34:04
a bench who? Jorzi
2:34:07
Jorzi there. Yep Johnny bench. There's not
2:34:09
enough pine Johnny benches in American you
2:34:11
son of a bitch He's great great
2:34:13
catcher of all time. Yeah. Yeah, I
2:34:15
know I agree actually Mike Piazza's number
2:34:17
well him and Benito Santiago my bad
2:34:19
Sorry, but yeah playing
2:34:21
pudge pud is pretty good Oh,
2:34:23
I actually wrote You're
2:34:26
right Barotec
2:34:29
Mike pizza when you're talking best catcher
2:34:31
of all time you're talking one
2:34:33
man Mailer that's
2:34:36
Jason Kendall brother signed Biggest
2:34:39
charge you've ever seen and he goes gloveless
2:34:41
on the bats. That's Jason Kendall baseball. Thank
2:34:43
you. Joe. I might you right
2:34:46
I think Paul schemes
2:34:48
and That whole crew they
2:34:51
might go like
2:34:53
quadruple lip pillows No,
2:34:56
they're not their noses to maybe
2:34:58
those without the country don't know
2:35:00
old school, right? Oh, yeah Yeah
2:35:02
enough. There's no way you've
2:35:05
done stuff before yeah. Yeah,
2:35:07
no definitely not You
2:35:11
know Nineteen hundreds I mean yeah But when
2:35:13
you have block scheduling in high school and
2:35:15
you're freshman year you have woodworking and it
2:35:17
fucking sucks and you're sick and tired Of
2:35:20
making a birdhouse you might sneak into the
2:35:22
bathroom and freshman year. Oh, yeah. Yeah That's
2:35:29
that around boom you go in and you put
2:35:31
a thick pole lacquer on your bird Factual
2:35:40
sure stories stop them away. Oh, no.
2:35:42
No, no, I get no fucking bugler
2:35:44
now is not the time boys bugles
2:35:47
I love bugles. No buglers Roll
2:35:49
your own six. I Like
2:35:52
bugles to move you goes the snack you make you go
2:35:56
Don't see them too much you don't see them around
2:35:58
that much. Oh, they're out there I mean, every
2:36:00
gas station I walk into, nacho cheese
2:36:02
one's good. Pizza, I
2:36:04
think there's a pizza one. Pizza's a good
2:36:06
one. You know the rich cheese
2:36:09
crackers better than the peanut butter. I agree.
2:36:11
For sure. Yeah. Yeah. And those
2:36:13
are harder to find than the peanut butter one.
2:36:15
I agree. The rich peanut butter. I
2:36:17
don't know about that. Do you like the orange ones? You
2:36:19
don't know shit. Yeah, the rich cheese. Yeah, rich cheese.
2:36:21
Are we talking about the small one? Yeah, I like
2:36:23
the peanut butter. Yeah, no, I'm a peanut butter guy.
2:36:25
Yeah. I'm a peanut butter guy as well, but I
2:36:27
think the rich cheese one does not have as much
2:36:29
representation as it should in a conversation
2:36:31
hand in the store. I like the
2:36:33
cheese one. Club crackers are the best.
2:36:35
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Love saltines as
2:36:37
well. Saltines are what you put the peanut
2:36:40
butter on saltines. Standard plain, give
2:36:42
me a plain Ritz. They put so much salt
2:36:44
on them. So much butter there. They can't be
2:36:46
more buttery than club ones. I
2:36:49
will eat a Ritz too. I don't like the
2:36:51
packaging. I'm about fucking sick of that. That's a
2:36:53
packaging thing. Ritz or club? It does, but. Ritz.
2:36:57
Club's not bad, right? Kind of both. Yeah,
2:36:59
no, they both kind of have the take
2:37:01
off the top. The Ritz one sucks for
2:37:03
sure. Because the top five are getting destroyed.
2:37:05
Yeah, crumpled to shit. And we only have
2:37:07
so many. Right. Oh, I love them.
2:37:10
Club though is so good. I love them both. I love
2:37:12
them both. Me too, me too, me too. I'm a saltine
2:37:14
guy, I'll be honest. Well, you're. You ever do that challenge
2:37:16
of the saltine? I have, yeah. And
2:37:18
we got through it? Mm-hmm, I am. It
2:37:20
sucks. It fucking sucks. Speaking of wood, you're
2:37:22
basically chewing on a birdhouse, but it's so
2:37:25
good. I'd love a good oyster.
2:37:27
Oyster cracker. Oh my God, you're right. You're
2:37:29
in the video? Yep, I take
2:37:31
it back. But Skyline Chewy had the oyster cracker. Bring
2:37:34
them out to your table. Nothing to do with the
2:37:36
oyster. Yeah, they come in boxes. They
2:37:38
used to come in mud. I've actually gone
2:37:40
and found the oysters before. Just
2:37:42
wanted to let you know that. I've gone. No, no, no,
2:37:44
the oysters that you put in like clam chowder. Oh, I
2:37:46
think you're talking about actual oysters. No, no, no, no. The
2:37:49
oyster crackers. The oyster crackers. Chicken noodle soup. Oh, I'm not
2:37:51
a big soup guy. I never got into that. Yeah. I
2:37:54
like saltines, but with the ID. Yeah.
2:37:56
Yeah. That's pretty salty. Yeah.
2:37:59
I'm changing my answer to... I would dump those
2:38:01
in though. Those will certainly add texture. Put those
2:38:03
in chicken noodle soup. Are you kidding me? That's
2:38:05
amazing. Yeah, it's like a... New
2:38:08
pants. A little crunch in there. Bing, what's the
2:38:11
fried bread in salads? What are those?
2:38:13
Croutons. Oh, croutons. I
2:38:15
love croutons. I'm a crouton guy. I
2:38:18
just fucking eat that shit. A little
2:38:20
garlic bread. A little toasted garlic bread.
2:38:23
But the crouton for the
2:38:25
soup is definitely an old stuff. Yeah, I love
2:38:27
oyster crackers. So you can eat those things just
2:38:29
hand over fist. Doesn't matter. You know, cinnamon
2:38:33
raisin bread with
2:38:36
some good butter after being toasted. Oh yeah. So
2:38:38
fucking good. The wife, Samantha, she... that's
2:38:42
like a go-to at the house
2:38:44
at night. It's like, this is good. Cinnamon
2:38:46
sugar bagels. Sweet tooth. Oh yeah. Uh-huh.
2:38:49
Uh-huh. Oh yeah. AJ hasn't had any of this. No.
2:38:52
What are we gonna get to know... grilled chicken.
2:38:54
What's your guys' favorite chicken season? I just feel
2:38:56
like raisins. Mine's not cinnamon. Cinnamon sugar bread or
2:38:58
cinnamon sugar bagels. Amazing. Cinnamon... I just don't want
2:39:00
the raisins in there. I don't like to eat
2:39:02
them with texture. I agree. You
2:39:04
get that weird mushy texture involved. That just freaks me out.
2:39:06
I like raisins for some reason. I am a big texture
2:39:08
person when I mean stuff. I don't mind the raisins. Have
2:39:11
you guys had cinnamon swirl bread? It
2:39:13
is without the raisins. What? It's
2:39:15
an expanded version of cinnamon toast crust. Kind of.
2:39:17
Yeah, basically. And it's like, it has like swirls
2:39:19
in it. It is so good. It's delicious. CTC.
2:39:23
Very good. I hate cereal. I
2:39:25
don't like cereal. Yeah, we know. We've learned
2:39:27
a lot. Cinnamon toast crunch is amazing. Yeah, I've never
2:39:29
heard a single person say I hate chicken nuggets or
2:39:31
cinnamon toast crunch. That's just... True.
2:39:34
Hey, did you know McDonald's is telling... I
2:39:36
don't know, fast? Yeah. Did
2:39:39
you know that? I've been to McDonald's. No
2:39:41
shit. Probably 10,000 times in my
2:39:43
life. There was one walkable. They created a
2:39:45
dollar menu whenever I was very young. It
2:39:47
was like, hey, here's meal. Like this is...
2:39:50
I had cereal in McDonald's. Yep. That
2:39:52
was literally what I grew up on. I
2:39:55
have never, ever, in my
2:39:57
entire life, seen a
2:39:59
basket... A bit of fries show
2:40:01
up from our
2:40:04
new graphic designer, Derek D-Bone.
2:40:06
Yeah, D-Bone. He just pulled the trigger
2:40:08
this morning on a McDonald's order. And
2:40:11
obviously you can judge in this office no matter what
2:40:13
you order, you're gonna get attacked. What Tone ordered today
2:40:16
was maybe the greatest fry I've ever
2:40:18
had in my life. Holy hell. So D-Bone heard about
2:40:20
these fries. He was like, I can't wait to get
2:40:22
some fries. Everybody enjoys McDonald's fries. Have you
2:40:24
ever seen a basket of fries? I've never,
2:40:26
because McDonald's hasn't figured out. They have the
2:40:29
scooper of the fries. Goes right in. That
2:40:31
fits perfectly into the container of the fries.
2:40:33
This is actually three extra large fries.
2:40:36
It is. And one basket, which
2:40:38
is what D-Bone got today and ate every single one
2:40:40
of them. And the only reason we gave D-Bone shit
2:40:42
is because right before he ordered McDonald's, he's like, I
2:40:44
know I'm a big dude, but I really don't enjoy
2:40:46
eating. I don't like eating. And then he spent like
2:40:49
$80 on McDonald's literally 10 minutes
2:40:51
later. What's the biggest basket of fries?
2:40:54
No demand. Four fries. Family fry in
2:40:56
a basket for myself. It
2:40:58
was quite a series of events, but I learned something
2:41:00
about McDonald's today. I thought I fucking knew everything about
2:41:02
McDonald's. I legit know. I thought the portions were getting
2:41:04
smaller. I thought they're trying to take that away from
2:41:06
you. Now if you order the fucking basket, brother. Yeah,
2:41:08
I think that's a secret menu this guy has. Yeah.
2:41:11
I didn't even put that in a bag. You gotta get a duffel
2:41:13
bag to place that in. You can't put that in a normal bag.
2:41:15
Agreed. I think it was all by itself
2:41:17
in its own paper bag. He pulled it out. Yeah.
2:41:20
He was immediately your football. Yeah, it
2:41:22
was like, what the fuck? I
2:41:25
mean, they're good. They're crispy, they're good. There
2:41:27
was a Burger King operating down in the
2:41:29
South side of Pittsburgh that wasn't actually a
2:41:31
Burger King. They were saying they were a
2:41:33
Burger King. They stole the licensing and they
2:41:35
were just wrapping burgers that they were making.
2:41:37
What's similar meat. Good for that. Flame, oh
2:41:39
yeah. That's me see bun. Just kind of
2:41:41
lying about it, you know? And they were just
2:41:44
wrapping it in random wrappings. They didn't have Burger
2:41:46
King stuff, obviously. So you get fries, it's just
2:41:48
in a plain container, pretty much. And then it's
2:41:50
just like, this is really burger. It's two 30
2:41:52
and more. Who gives a fuck? Wow, this is
2:41:54
flame, this is really good. I'm gonna get out
2:41:56
of here. I thought that's what he ordered,
2:41:58
like something from it, like a. fake McDonald's. Yeah. Gave
2:42:00
him this basket of fries. That's how alarmed I
2:42:02
was when I saw it. They did look delicious.
2:42:04
They were. God, I had some. He
2:42:07
had what, something from a gas station is what
2:42:09
everybody? No, uh, what is it? Yeah. Oh,
2:42:11
those fries are fucking AJ die for. Heard
2:42:14
these fries from the other side of the
2:42:16
Thunderdome as he was crunching into them. He
2:42:18
had a chip pop these French fries. So
2:42:21
good. Crispier the fry better for me.
2:42:23
Yeah. Is how I. Big, nasty, mushy,
2:42:26
fries that they don't, they don't cook them enough. Absolutely
2:42:28
not. I want nothing to do with. So the French
2:42:30
call them steak freaks, uh, which is
2:42:33
like the mashed potato fry. Yeah. Those stink. Worst
2:42:35
one. You know why? Why?
2:42:37
Because there's mashed potatoes in there. The
2:42:40
worst form of fat is a terrible argument.
2:42:42
Get to the weekend. I'm with you as
2:42:44
a terrible argument. Get to the weekend. How
2:42:46
do we go out here? Yep. Terrible argument.
2:42:48
The shape. Yes. Stinks, but it being every
2:42:51
fry is mashed potatoes. Do you think that
2:42:53
one had any mashed potato inside anything
2:42:55
from a gas station? I don't know what
2:42:57
the fuck's in there. What we're saying is
2:42:59
we would eat the gas station. French is
2:43:01
that full ticket express. Yeah. Cause that's okay.
2:43:03
That's what it looked like. Right. It's misleading.
2:43:06
Yeah. They're catfish and fuck. It tastes better
2:43:08
than it looks somehow. It's
2:43:10
on the wooden board in person there. So it
2:43:12
doesn't look like that. What it comes in
2:43:14
the side. You don't eat it on a cutting
2:43:16
board every single time. That's what it looks similar.
2:43:18
The fries were so good. They
2:43:20
were good. You get a gallon of gas or free
2:43:23
though. Really? Yeah.
2:43:25
I don't have a gas station. It might be a food truck.
2:43:27
Chicago bears are on TV. They're Kayla
2:43:32
Williams, joyfully jogging down the field. Good to see a lot
2:43:34
of that on hard knocks. That was
2:43:36
a good piece of information this week. Did he? Yeah. Half our
2:43:38
secondary was not there though.
2:43:43
Actually whole, our whole secondary. Where are they? I
2:43:46
don't know. They weren't there. Well, that's not good. Oh
2:43:48
no. It was going up against the twos. Is everybody
2:43:50
okay? Is Chicago team building thing, team
2:43:53
building trip, maybe. Yeah. Go up against the back.
2:43:55
This will be good for you. No. And also
2:43:57
on defensive side, fuck this. Let's go
2:43:59
golf. Navy Pier yeah one of you on
2:44:01
the Ferris wheel Navy Pier they get a boat
2:44:03
out there on the Golden that means They're golden.
2:44:05
What's it called the Golden? Gold
2:44:07
Coast yeah, the Gold Coast No,
2:44:11
Gold Coast is up in Beautiful
2:44:13
hey it is gorgeous Chicago
2:44:15
in the summer real good place Yeah,
2:44:17
I haven't I've heard of the greatness of Chicago
2:44:19
in the summer. I was not aware of the
2:44:21
Gold Coast Yeah, the Gold Coast there's like a
2:44:23
beach there like it's incredible what like me really
2:44:25
nice, and then they got a lot of fucking
2:44:27
boats Everybody's out there everything's
2:44:29
a like walkable yet. Yes, it's really
2:44:31
good. It's hot. It gives very humid
2:44:33
in Chicago Yeah, I think Wayne dies
2:44:36
down sometimes No,
2:44:39
I think it's windy. It's kind of good city. I
2:44:41
mean you guys are gonna fuck it up with a new stadium
2:44:43
But no no still nice thing spot So
2:44:46
what's gonna happen? We just move it down
2:44:51
Bulldoze the museum to put parking law that
2:44:53
I love that No, it's not
2:44:55
going anywhere That is a
2:44:57
nice little setup there you know that entire the museum
2:44:59
the zoo I think is up there there the aquarium
2:45:01
or whatever the square The zoo
2:45:03
is a little further down before I don't think I've been to
2:45:05
the zoo Chicago Zoo good Oh, yeah, we have
2:45:07
two cool ones Brookfield and Good
2:45:10
well guys got any pandas. Oh,
2:45:12
yeah, I know you don't Yeah,
2:45:15
you don't oh my bit dog I don't know
2:45:18
Easy a men's spray-painted dogs. They're not a funny joke.
2:45:21
Yeah, they're paying is there. They're not paying is the
2:45:23
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2:46:25
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