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is the Pete and Sebastian Show

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Sebastian Maniscalco. Oh,

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I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm

1:11

never alone, I'm alone

1:13

all the time All

1:15

we want, are do you lie?

1:18

Living will, everyone steals

1:20

But when we rise,

1:22

it's like the storm

1:24

that it feels I

1:27

treated you bad, you bruised my face

1:29

I couldn't love you more, you got

1:31

a beautiful taste We'll

1:36

get into a variety of different things today

1:39

on the show here. Welcome

1:41

back everybody. Pete and Sebastian's show.

1:43

What has it been? A week?

1:45

Two weeks? I don't even know

1:47

how long we're going between shows,

1:49

no? I feel like I don't even

1:51

know you. I know, I

1:53

almost called you the other day just to talk, but

1:55

then I was like, I Don't

1:57

know, you seem very busy dude.. I

2:00

mean it's like minutes silly festival

2:02

at my house with with the

2:04

days why I can imagine busy

2:06

was I act and like Kevin

2:09

Hart's bird you guys like I'm

2:11

busy. And like you know,

2:14

Muscles, I've been ringing and I'm busy

2:16

so I can't imagine you know? Anyway,

2:18

Yasmin, while since we last spoke, I'm

2:20

a little over the place if. I

2:26

ordered oh bro, ah or even

2:28

know what to listen. I'm I'm

2:30

I'm I'm just are percent Levin

2:32

days into the New Year or

2:34

more loving days. No booze, Eyes

2:38

feel. Phenomenal.

2:41

I at home and. The. Drinking.

2:44

Endless hours and getting pissed drunk

2:47

on a nightly basis. but you

2:49

have to three glasses or winds

2:51

you wake up the next morning

2:54

here in a for my sleep

2:56

has not been long but the

2:59

quality. Based on the

3:01

ring. Leaps

3:03

and bounds. Where. I

3:05

was in December. Really

3:07

happy with where I'm going with

3:10

with with my house here. that's

3:12

for as and foremost. Not.

3:14

Out that ring that tells you how you

3:17

slapped right and aura ring is something from

3:19

one ends. Yeah yeah Have you ever had

3:21

nights way you sell. You slept

3:23

well. But. Then you ring said you didn't.

3:27

Know. The rings Pretty accurate. I

3:29

wake up and I feel as your

3:31

was a restless night and look at

3:34

the ring and it coincides with our

3:36

feel. so I like during a think

3:38

it's accurate I think it's accurate. Last

3:41

night was I mean. My.

3:43

Breathing has been better. And

3:45

I gotta figure out what's going

3:48

out with my snoring. ah I

3:50

am This is news to me

3:52

that on snoring but my daughter

3:54

came in the room she was

3:56

seem a little under the weather.

4:00

Then she came in our room and she kind

4:02

of slept with us for the last three hours

4:04

of the night she's a to add you snore

4:06

as well. She owes

4:08

yeah you. You did a snore where

4:10

you woke yourself up a all. M

4:15

M I that guy know. Ah man,

4:17

that's yeah, that's. Which.

4:20

Had to magazine. I've

4:22

done that. and then you gotta. I

4:24

keeps happening because it'll a foam

4:26

bat and so I got a

4:29

change my head angle so my.

4:32

Side: all wake myself months I

4:34

got their. Animals do that

4:36

and gives a dog. Assess

4:39

which which which I'm thinking it might

4:42

do in a son airplanes the my

4:44

that guy said as a know he

4:46

snores and I am not off on

4:49

an airplane and I'm saw logs and

4:51

be a bargain verb or for worse

4:53

after mass jealousy to person that way

4:56

since other even if is that's a

4:58

service nor the like they wake up

5:00

on playing some as and you see

5:03

them acolytes. They. Meant to wake

5:05

up, like to help assess assess have any

5:07

like they go to read their voters That

5:09

makes you want to go Guy Leo's you

5:12

so you would you Had a daydream. I

5:18

do not have wage with is heavy turbulence

5:20

i'll grab.to they rarely saw it like and

5:22

lean felt like a guy that that that

5:25

I'll go in the pocket and. It's

5:29

just a coincidence that we had Turbo. as soon as

5:31

I was about to look in the pocket of my

5:34

see. That's all I was, you know? Now.

5:36

Broadus as we get in the medical. I.

5:39

Got some idol as enough I was. you may have a

5:41

sham but. I

5:43

I might have Oh my God that

5:46

that. Specific. Psoriasis. I'm

5:48

eighteen like golf. Spock the

5:50

an animal. V. mention when

5:52

he relatives or had when they passed know when

5:54

you give it a little andrew a secret as

5:57

grandfather everything has knew i was so just Why

5:59

would he mention psoriasis? I mean, that's an itchy

6:01

thing, right? You don't die from that and she's

6:03

like, I don't think you die from it But

6:06

it can like cause this lack of sleep and

6:08

other things cut to about two

6:10

weeks later Put it

6:12

this way bro. I've gone through you can get

6:14

cortisone in a spray, which is nice instead of

6:16

the cream I've gone

6:18

through a can in the past fucking week. I get

6:20

out of the shower I got to get certain areas

6:22

right above the the the privates

6:25

a Back and then

6:27

I look up what? God, oh my

6:29

god. Oh my god. Here we go.

6:31

Everything I see is like all of

6:33

a sudden, you know Well,

6:35

you know, well you show me your ring

6:37

tell me you slept like a you know,

6:39

lovely, you know I'm envisioning you and you

6:41

know, I got I Have

6:46

psoriasis You do.

6:48

Yeah, really My

6:50

father my grandfather had it. I And

6:53

I have it now Psoriasis

6:55

could be a variety of different things psoriasis

6:59

generally presents itself when

7:02

You have some type of like

7:04

arthritis or inflammation in the body.

7:06

Generally speaking you get it around

7:08

your ankles and Your

7:11

elbow and maybe in the back of

7:13

your head. I've never heard of a

7:15

patch of psoriasis underneath

7:18

your belly What?

7:22

Yeah, bro. Yes right in a look it

7:24

up. It's one of the number one spots

7:27

Elbows. Yeah, and then back here

7:29

is a spot. That's a

7:31

big on the psoriasis. So like

7:35

What is this guy? What do we what is this? What do

7:37

you do with this? I never had this before Why

7:40

is it about five o'clock?

7:43

like a rooster crowing is Right

7:46

when it starts to itch about five o'clock. I'm

7:48

in bed. I put I get up at five

7:51

o'clock And I do a

7:53

cortisone spray. I pulled down my underwear

7:56

Spray right above my balls and

7:58

then I stand there and let that Air

8:00

dry because if I close up it just seeps

8:02

into the underwear. So I let it air dry

8:06

Then I lay back to bed and I

8:08

can feel the light Burn

8:10

like it's a nice burn in

8:12

that area And it keeps

8:14

me from scratching it and I fall back

8:16

asleep And I'm just wondering am I gonna

8:18

have to stop buying cortisone by the case?

8:21

How do you deal with this shit, bro?

8:24

I've already gotten special lotions and shampoo get

8:26

it right here in the scalp, too Oh,

8:28

yeah. Oh, yeah, I can

8:30

try to get my nails right into my

8:32

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8:34

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Now listen, what?

10:03

Have you seen a dermatologist for

10:05

this? No,

10:08

not yet. Okay, I got to tell you.

10:12

The cortisone crane, this, that, and the other thing.

10:15

You need to go to see a dermatologist. You

10:18

need stuff that's potent, that's

10:21

prescription grade. This

10:24

cortisone stuff, it gives you relief for a

10:26

little bit. You need it to go away.

10:28

He prescribed me a cream.

10:30

I put it on my elbow, looked at my

10:32

elbow next day, look like

10:34

my son's, you know, like clear.

10:39

Oh wow! I'm coming to

10:41

town next week. You got any more that left over? Yeah,

10:44

I do. I have a vial of

10:46

it. But again,

10:48

are you, don't tell me

10:50

what, you're one of these guys that

10:53

borrows medication? Where are we at?

11:00

Come on.

11:02

I mean, I don't

11:04

know. Yeah, anything

11:07

from like, I'll borrow

11:09

anything up to an antibiotic.

11:11

I'll borrow an antibiotic. You

11:14

know, a painkiller. Once

11:16

you start getting into like, you know, this is

11:18

for my kidney. If I have a bad kidney,

11:20

I'll get that taken care of. But yeah, I

11:23

never really can't say like, I have

11:25

asked anyone before for their medication. So

11:28

I apologize. That was a little, yeah,

11:30

it was a little, I got a

11:33

little scalpelier. I

11:37

got cream enough for my

11:40

stuff. I don't know if I got enough for

11:43

you to start using it

11:45

on your scalp elbows.

11:47

And if you use

11:49

my cream for

11:51

above your ball sack, I'd have to just

11:53

throw the cream out. Just the fact that

11:56

I can't. Well, when you

11:58

hit it, I'm gonna get it. me

12:00

with you have a vial I'm like a vial

12:02

guy I need a bucket or

12:04

a big tube so you keep

12:07

your vial I don't realize this stuff you know what

12:09

it is it's like I just

12:11

want to get the name of it and call my doctor

12:13

and go prescribe this to me and then he's gonna be

12:15

like you have to come in I'm like do I have

12:17

to come in guy I'm telling you what

12:19

it is I looked it up just

12:23

give me a cream can't

12:25

we do and hasn't

12:27

the medical profession come to a point

12:29

where you could take a couple pictures

12:31

of what you got and

12:33

send it to his phone and he goes

12:36

oh yeah I'll give you the cream and

12:38

just over the phone it

12:40

rather than what we got to come

12:42

in or a facetime what's the appointment

12:46

and you can even charge my insurance

12:48

for a full in-face visit charge it

12:50

up guy knock yourself out but

12:52

I'm not coming in that's all I'm saying yeah

12:55

no I don't I agree all right I gotta get

12:57

to name it I gotta get the name of that

12:59

cream I come I'll get I'll give you I'll take

13:01

a picture in between the show's ago and I'll and

13:04

I'll give you I'll give you what so

13:06

what you gotta get I'm looking for a

13:08

note I put down here so

13:10

if we only have one guess when I

13:12

come and we're doing a lot of in-persons

13:14

if you're off if you're not even drinking

13:16

why am I even coming guy I

13:19

mean you did you quit drinking forever yeah

13:22

I won't be drinking when you're here this

13:27

is we do have a couple wines

13:29

one night well

13:33

you can yeah so

13:38

what do you like are you are you done no

13:40

seriously I'm no no I'm

13:42

not I'm not I'm on a health and

13:46

wellness your journey oh right

13:50

right you mentioned that for 2024 yes all

13:53

right all right so you can

13:55

have all you can have all the

13:57

wine you want I I ain't

14:00

getting involved. That's not a about

14:06

parenting. Kids

14:11

going over to play at somebody's house

14:13

right? Yeah.

14:16

Now as a parent do

14:18

you have the right to ask the other

14:20

parent? You

14:24

got any guns in the house? Because

14:33

if they do are they

14:35

in a safe? Are they

14:37

laying around? What's your

14:39

take on you know Sadie going

14:41

over to somebody's house to hang out and

14:43

you go to the other parent. You got

14:46

guns in the house? Is

14:48

that a parent? If you ask that

14:50

they go yeah.

14:54

I mean everybody does here you know

14:56

just for the deer alone that's what

14:58

I'm saying you know they all got

15:00

the deer guns in there the rifles.

15:02

All right do you worry about are those

15:04

locked up? I'm

15:08

not you know what I don't either

15:10

haven't honestly like you know I know

15:12

my grandfather's her grandfather's got a big

15:14

case of him my brother-in-law and I

15:16

see them all locked up but honestly

15:18

that is not something I've ever thought

15:20

about with my kid ever

15:22

going to a friend's house and playing with a gun

15:24

and some of her friends are in law enforcement you

15:27

know I still

15:29

think my kid would you know or anyone she plays

15:31

with it they would never pick up a gun that's

15:33

the most important part but that's I don't know man

15:35

have you had anyone ever asked you that or have

15:38

you asked that that's an interesting question. I've never asked

15:40

that I don't know one's ever asked me of it

15:42

but I'm thinking you know

15:44

kids are at the point now where they're

15:46

kind of maybe hanging out at somebody's house

15:50

and if there's like a gun around I

15:52

don't want Caruso picking it up and thinking

15:54

it's a toy and and

15:57

firing it on accident

15:59

so I just I just thought as a

16:01

parent, is that something that you

16:04

would ask? Apparently not because, again, I

16:06

don't think Sadie at this age, she

16:08

sees a gun. I

16:12

don't think she's going to start playing with

16:14

it, but Cruises4, he sees a gun hanging

16:16

on a table, picks it up, and he

16:18

starts pulling the trigger. I

16:21

felt, man, maybe this is a question

16:23

I should start presenting to some parents

16:25

that we're having quote unquote

16:27

play dates with. So I

16:29

don't know. There is one thing I do ask or I find out.

16:35

Usually I find out. I don't have to ask.

16:38

And that's the one thing where I will not let my kid

16:40

go there if it's a yes. What do you

16:45

think? It's not even... It's

16:47

not even is your husband on crystal

16:49

meth. It's not even that. You

16:53

know what I'm saying? So it's

16:55

something we've talked about. You

16:58

got a pitbull? Was there a pitbull that I have a pitbull? Ooh.

17:01

Did they have a pitbull at worst on a gun? Oh

17:04

yeah, absolutely. If you have a pitbull,

17:07

my kid's coming would have gone. You

17:11

know what I'm saying? Don't

17:15

worry, he's locked up. He's locked up. He's

17:17

always locked. Pitbull's always locked up till it

17:19

sees something it really wants and then you

17:21

realize this shit was never really locked up

17:23

at all, right? Just rips the fucking gate

17:25

off when it's about... All right, we could

17:27

go in a pitbull route again and again.

17:30

What about... Oh, I'm going

17:32

to my friend Sally's house, Dad. Can I sleep over?

17:35

She's got an older brother that's really cool. He's

17:37

got a pet bow constrictor. It's like six feet

17:40

long in his room in a tank. He

17:44

feeds it, squirrels and guinea pigs. Can

17:48

I sleep over? What'd you take, bro? That's

17:53

a definite no. Can I feel

17:55

anybody that has a snake? hamster.

18:01

You ever go to houses when

18:03

you see

18:06

like this tank with

18:08

a blue light and

18:11

like some I don't know some foliage

18:14

in the in the tank and you

18:16

go what

18:19

what's that over there right and

18:21

it's like oh it's it's

18:23

my pet pig or whatever the fuck if

18:26

you got any of that in the house I

18:30

have a funeral in my head for you

18:32

and your family we ain't going there I'm

18:35

sorry I

18:38

don't do reptiles any kind of

18:40

like lizard snake I would not be spending

18:42

the night no way snake I don't even

18:44

know if I go in that house bro

18:47

that I want a fucking snake

18:49

in your house and

18:51

then you but you're buying live mice

18:54

what the fuck who wants to

18:56

dangle a mouse by its tail

18:59

Monday Wednesdays and Fridays oh

19:03

my god like

19:05

if you catch a mouth like oh don't go to

19:07

the store today for the next

19:10

dinner I don't get any man

19:13

there's a guy that we should

19:15

know kind of like not

19:18

a friend but one of these fringe friends

19:20

in the neighborhood had an iguana he used

19:22

to come to the door with the iguana

19:24

hanging off his shoulder come

19:27

on in no we're

19:29

leaving we're leaving

19:33

come on in what

19:36

one other one I just want

19:38

to point out as far as when

19:41

my daughter's gonna stay at someone's house that I'm

19:43

like not really down with when

19:46

the mom has a new boyfriend

19:50

It's the mom and the new boyfriend you know. I Listen,

19:52

everybody doesn't have to be married I Get it. You

19:54

know you get divorced. You got a new boyfriend. but as

19:56

long as he's been in the picture for like a

19:58

couple years, I've seen him at some. Soccer game?

20:00

Yeah, if you. Don't. Assume your

20:02

dad's name is Jay Z's a really cool guy

20:05

had ever dated for. A. Month you have not

20:07

nothing with yet. she could sleep here.

20:13

Are no keep us or Uk

20:16

and he. Is

20:18

speaking of us up, parents

20:21

and and and and what

20:23

have you? We never really

20:25

circle back on that Town

20:28

Hall meeting you're at. Where.

20:31

They were gonna bring him mad. The.

20:34

A housing issue it has that

20:36

been resolved. Yes,

20:38

It has the guy who's been lead me

20:40

from my end as far as fill me

20:43

in on everything. Great guy who listens to

20:45

the cast. Was in town. Ah ride. I

20:47

don't have you want to say his name

20:49

but he pulls up about three weeks ago

20:51

and he's like. Think.

20:53

It did on Shutdown man and he goes

20:55

I beg you to go know lots of

20:58

their had a lot to do with it

21:00

too and unlike the and i'm just one

21:02

guy and he goes i think like a

21:04

put of little more. Eyeballs.

21:07

Are people around him that may have said in

21:09

in the guy's life is says is it really

21:11

worth it and he was press I don't think

21:13

the guy was the hassles and he to realize

21:15

how upset people are about it and I let

21:17

him realize how upset they were about it looks

21:20

like the school in these incidents together will do

21:22

it but so they still looking for to do

21:24

something with it they don't know what they get

21:26

a do in the other guy's a that some

21:28

ideas but it's not as crazy as our was

21:30

a might listen it brings you the summer when

21:32

the ramps you The big reason is we already

21:34

have further down the blocks. This on

21:37

a big building loaded with are people

21:39

that I guess it's a down on

21:41

there lol I don't know what this

21:43

lot of people as oil knows they're

21:45

always outside on the edge of the

21:48

sidewalk smoking cigarettes and when someone. is

21:50

telling sums got not a lot of

21:52

money when he smoked a cigarette down

21:54

to nothing like they're already hinted and

21:56

yellow partner still smoking felt this and

21:58

a young and look a little the

22:00

off so but whatever they have the

22:03

homeless and you know but. About.

22:05

Ah, too Easy has a weirdest thing man

22:07

me that a week ago it's dark. It's

22:10

dark here early and walk and home with

22:12

the dog. And it's about five fifteen and

22:14

civil snowy coming down and is a dude.

22:16

He looks like you said be like twenty

22:18

four year old. Twenty Three Auto is a

22:21

college kid and he's lane. it's in by

22:23

front swing we have when and he's around

22:25

swings like with the netting and she's lane

22:27

in it's full in it staring up. At.

22:30

The at the sky may. Dislike.

22:33

So. Mad shadow know why but like

22:35

I I was definitely more meds and I

22:37

should have been because they come to come

22:40

closer. Did all your dude. What?

22:42

The fuck a to say he'll either. So

22:44

Remy stolen the chair. I go. What do

22:46

you do to my swing in my yard?

22:48

What would you do. Have an

22:50

image itself is a all I didn't know

22:53

I couldn't be any race have beard I

22:55

go you didn't know you couldn't be in

22:57

a swing in somebody's property. And

22:59

because my friend said it's okay ago would have

23:02

thought the zebra what the fuck is your friend?

23:04

What? What are you talking about? Broke my house

23:06

strategist com and sit on my Saudis. I must

23:08

say this success people. I apologize if I'm like.

24:00

Hutton across the yards because he's already

24:02

down the block and don't excite. Cut

24:04

her out to people's property, catch up

24:06

to him in the snow. What my

24:08

dog am I don't don't and Stasi

24:11

turns around. I feel that this as

24:13

I'm sorry I i i didn't mean

24:15

to yell he so hobby keeps his

24:17

com sits on the swing mangas I

24:19

didn't know and make I apologize with

24:21

his liberty saying you like use out

24:24

a problem some more than Dinos the

24:26

mentally heads a mentally handicapped. My

24:29

well, Eaten or you

24:31

know show it you know So I apologize and

24:33

you know just I'm sorry Ma'am he the Lgbt

24:36

just can't do that. A right bro mance system

24:38

branch could break your her over the bridge rates

24:40

of pay for I'm like this I'm at some

24:42

point mean the point is you can get hurt

24:45

I got I got of it's just don't do

24:47

it right but I'm sorry oh they are as

24:49

a result he then he shuffled off and my

24:51

heart was broken Unlike. So

24:54

like I guess he was like

24:56

us, slightly retarded but I couldn't

24:58

tell and I have a problem.

25:01

So have you ever caught

25:03

somebody retarded? I was retarded

25:05

All my God.on. my knees,

25:07

Brooklyn I felt terrible. I

25:10

felt terrible. Or

25:13

then I tell him he hides. well. As.

25:19

Was drag you I can tell us

25:21

is like to the tissue my jack

25:23

said we're staying marry her. But

25:25

she's cause you support the shouldn't be sitting

25:28

a swing. Preserve.

25:30

For Zola Town back there, bro.

25:36

Or. Physical Public

25:38

will one. Eyed route you

25:41

should be in somebody's yard. On.

25:43

Their sway. Marjah.

25:48

Let's be honest here: Where. You

25:51

really worried? That.

25:53

He could hurt themselves. Or.

25:56

Were you using that as just one

25:59

of these. Excuses.

26:01

Why? Not. To. Swear my

26:03

swing. I find it hard

26:05

to believe you had any

26:07

concern. Whether. Or not, this

26:10

guy was gonna hurt himself. Man, you

26:12

are concerned he could possibly hurt. The

26:14

Spam with. For. A rat. Absent

26:17

what? Yeah, well as as yes. First there was

26:19

absolutely that. How do we know you not Lane

26:21

and my swing. Taking a peek into the house

26:24

to see what's in this. I do want to

26:26

keep in mind a lot of time specially the

26:28

girls will get college kids drunk, com and by

26:30

and they hop in the swing and I gotta

26:32

take it down. but I don't write the way

26:35

I look at you sometimes like you been imprisoned

26:37

for twenty five years and now you're out. Any

26:39

are still using the words that you were that

26:41

you were when you went in. You know it's.

26:44

The refer to as what is retard. Retarded.

26:47

Is is this. Past.

26:49

April we we've. Been. Torn

26:52

retarded his next. Jerry.shy

26:57

I know, but like, you know,

27:00

it's almost like ask i'm grandfathered

27:02

in Burrow move assists the don't

27:04

say. I

27:09

don't have a you're right, You're right.

27:11

You're right. Skip changing times, changing times

27:13

I pod. But yeah, would likely I

27:16

know Bed Yeah. Listen bro. I don't

27:18

know. I just feel like. Is

27:20

there more? People. Out there

27:23

that have a disability that

27:25

are down on their lock

27:27

now than there were twenty

27:30

five years ago. Where

27:32

it would you think? society is

27:35

sprawling in the toilet and I'm

27:37

gonna. I'm gonna segmented

27:39

out. To of.

27:42

The. United States gives I want to

27:44

show you a video what the hell's

27:46

going on and China. Or rights

27:48

and you tell me. And once I got and

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Seaside for details. This is

29:22

going on in China. Do take

29:24

A guy. a Chinese guy in

29:26

China swinging on somebody swaying and

29:28

there's this type of issue. Air

29:30

B to the going. Sure you

29:32

with the kids are doing this

29:34

is children in China. Exercising.

29:38

At their desks. Between.

29:41

Lessen the wants you to play it

29:43

patrick show p What's going on in

29:45

China? At the

29:47

elementary level. this

29:56

is and between lessons i still do as

29:58

a math lesson and then we're going

30:00

to go to biology, but they do this in

30:02

between. And the

30:04

fact that they're all in unison, they're all

30:06

dressed the same, and

30:09

you know, in

30:12

American schools you see kids

30:14

get up, they'll slap the teacher,

30:17

right? They go,

30:19

yeah, you ain't going to tell me what to

30:21

do, and then fuck, and then they're out the

30:23

door, right? I

30:25

don't think that's going on in

30:28

China, is it? Yeah,

30:30

no, no man, they all

30:32

like one unit over there,

30:35

bro. You either get

30:37

in line or, you know, you're going

30:40

to be... I

30:42

got to watch every word I

30:45

say these days, that's unbelievable. I'm

30:48

telling you, the Chinese, yeah,

30:51

they're a communist country. Yeah,

30:54

do we like the freedoms that we have here

30:56

in the United States? Absolutely. However,

30:59

I think we got to tighten it up a little

31:01

bit, you know what I'm saying? This

31:04

whole thing of like, oh, we're free

31:06

to do whatever we want to do,

31:08

not fucking slap the teacher and

31:11

piss on your desk and then walk

31:13

out of the classroom. I mean, where's

31:16

the rules? No,

31:20

it's a little looking like

31:24

Batman, the movie Gotham City, you

31:26

know? Like literally people just, you

31:29

know, running in, taking shit, running

31:31

out, hitting teachers, hitting

31:34

cops, remember that? That's

31:37

great. I wouldn't even, when I was

31:39

a kid, if you yelled at a

31:41

cop driving by, jerk, oh

31:43

my God, did you just yell jerk to

31:46

the cop car? Oh my God,

31:48

you're going to prison, guy,

31:50

prison for that. I

31:52

Remember in college once, a cop pulled up to our house

31:55

to give us a noise order and so something and a

31:57

dude who was visiting a friend at the house I lived

31:59

in. Knock around to the side

32:01

of the cop car and started taking the

32:03

air as a back tire. like pressing the

32:06

singer on the valves to make air come

32:08

out on. Oh my Oh My. God. You.

32:11

Could literally go to prison for ten years for

32:13

that. I thought I saw it in have. To.

32:17

Let the air as a ties and now

32:19

date like nice if to jump in on

32:22

the hood and in algebra like because to

32:24

just try to get away. Like.

32:26

Will come back another day. Oh

32:29

goodness but he overheard a scaredy

32:31

cats so of that's crazy. Am

32:34

I talking about anything that you were talking about or as I

32:36

take the sins of the rice. Murmuring

32:39

you, you target her and in

32:41

in a direction that is. That.

32:44

Relates to this but and

32:46

is arguable. Cops.

32:48

And what have you know I was

32:50

in Lebanon to and comedy. In

32:53

Oh wait, that night

32:55

And. Is something about.

32:58

Their tanks. I

33:01

mystery. Man yeah see

33:03

full of to a way

33:05

to be it to be

33:07

a tank with soldiers. Would

33:10

it? Would a

33:13

would have like a machine gun

33:15

rights other sorry ah You see

33:17

that. He

33:20

behaves, who's who's who's ahead

33:22

and med. Like

33:25

I wouldn't even know what anything

33:27

I wasn't even donating. illegal might.

33:29

I was on the straight and

33:31

narrow bro. I didn't even like

33:33

look look at them I didn't

33:35

even wanna like get involved. With.

33:38

Have I know I was a around the

33:40

same time of of we talked about the

33:43

don't exhibit who was frightening walking around and

33:45

and you get to have an area where

33:47

there is a god you gotta go around

33:49

them and he sought speaking the and Lebanese

33:51

as I don't always say i'm ideas he

33:53

tell me to go back to my hotel

33:55

room or that I can go through I

33:57

don't even though I'm freaking out for yeah.

34:00

You're on your toes, your well

34:02

behaved and allow man celebrity loosey

34:04

goosey over here. Pretty loosey goosey.

34:08

I give an example are just in

34:10

everyday life I went to the Apple

34:12

store the other day and night that

34:14

he Apple starting at the computers there

34:16

and it's just for you to like

34:19

that they're they're demo computers. it's is

34:21

all that air and you kind of

34:23

play around with the keyboard, look at

34:25

like the screen and then you go

34:27

Okay I could see myself using this

34:29

computer. For a walk in as

34:32

a guy. Eaten.

34:34

Want as a as

34:36

discuss. Stance.

34:38

Lawns, And he's

34:40

anything. But. Like

34:42

a feature film I would. Sit.

34:45

There for. Their.

34:47

For like, pay for you

34:49

to work? Yeah man, likely

34:51

got a buyer for this

34:53

or why on. Earth.

34:56

did he kill?

35:00

The schedule and emails from there

35:03

so I said is immensely logo

35:05

zip people inherited. People come in

35:07

there every day in and use

35:09

it to email the same it

35:11

off This. Whole

35:14

yes, it's. See.

35:19

Them all up. And

35:23

nobody could say not. Then you know it

35:25

demands ago though. the man of America they

35:27

gonna do. I know. Like. In the

35:29

eighties if we went into a store and you were

35:31

acting on. The manager

35:34

would say get the fuck outta here and

35:36

oh I'm sorry and the they would leave

35:38

now you say the the somebody they whip

35:40

out the phone. And.

35:42

A record. You know what you

35:44

say. Tell me to get

35:46

hours and their film and the guy. Next.

35:49

Thing you know, the company fires the manager.

35:52

And the managers homeless underneath the

35:54

one time. Of the tenth

35:56

because he told somebody to get the fuck out

35:58

of his for either. That has. The video

36:00

goes viral and that all neighborhoods there

36:02

with bad that rate of rec to

36:05

see it takes everything get out of

36:07

a thought that I agree it's roots

36:09

in blood smeared realms I acted it's

36:12

like a breakdown of society. I was

36:14

in a Merry I last week I

36:16

saw some and a hotel I think

36:19

to states to take and I say

36:21

merry out because pseudo it's such a

36:23

dump it's not. It's like nice is

36:26

that the five saw but it's not

36:28

know a motel six. Certainly

36:31

not a hotel elevator. Early one

36:33

morning I got up early to

36:35

go down and coffee. suicide early

36:37

success. Six forty five. Maybe the

36:40

guy thought he'd be get away

36:42

with not being spotted. He's commonality

36:44

elevator as I'm going. He's.

36:46

Got a. Kitty litter box.

36:50

So I stopped on. Life was like a

36:53

man with what part of my he goes

36:55

up to the front as the s where

36:57

it would be best. To. Dump it.

37:00

And. The guys I oh wow we

37:02

have back where people who walk dogs

37:05

as woods back there oh my girl.

37:09

Kitty. Litter box in a hotel room

37:11

at the Marianne. So Hot.

37:16

A few. It's they

37:18

provide you would have a

37:20

bad and a sea seafood

37:22

sleep and bush a d

37:24

didn't the morning and and

37:26

leave they prepared bro occurred

37:28

since it's they prepared security

37:30

list. Or. Know

37:34

like if the manager goes. Like.

37:36

If someone in the hotel right in the guy

37:38

who work at a dump this is the first

37:40

question out as go. Where'd. That

37:42

come from her. And

37:46

that he wrote: i was in the room in

37:48

a room with a kitty litter months as soon

37:50

as as he believes. That as

37:53

well as it said says

37:55

then out with that's the

37:57

beauty is and this is

37:59

true. China you

38:01

get caught they see that on camera now

38:04

you get downgraded your behavior points So

38:06

now you go on the road on your

38:09

next trip You can't even make a reservation

38:11

at the Marriott you are now only in

38:13

motel 6 cuz you're doing motel 6 Behavior

38:16

so you can stay there right next to

38:18

fucking heroin addict. All right, enjoy your stay

38:21

I hope it's all burn your cat in the middle of

38:23

the night. They're gonna smoke your cat I Said

38:26

that's not bad. That's not bad. I like

38:28

you know, there's parts of that that are

38:31

not bad. You know what I mean? you're like

38:33

I agree

38:35

Pete listen the

38:37

fact that you're out and

38:39

you're not being Punished

38:43

for this type of behavior Is

38:46

a sin? You

38:48

should I mean like we've often talked about

38:50

like good behavior is not rewarded at all

38:54

The problem though it to China way though is

38:56

like I'll give you an example jaywalking

38:58

if you jaywalk you lose

39:01

points and again that affects where

39:03

you can stay in a hotel and You

39:05

don't want that you don't want people crossing the street wherever

39:07

they want because people are dummies and i'm watching what they're

39:09

doing it me I'm

39:12

cool. So I'm

39:14

still gonna jaywalk. You know what i'm saying? So So

39:17

this isn't gonna work for me. You know

39:19

what I mean? Like like there's things I

39:21

don't want people to do that I do

39:23

but I the way I do it's different.

39:26

You know what i'm saying, right? Like

39:28

I don't like what some schmuck riding his bike on the

39:30

side of robo when i'm riding my bike on the side

39:32

of it That's the way I do it. I do it nice. Nobody's

39:35

good. You know what i'm saying? If everybody could do

39:37

shit exactly the way I do it that would be

39:39

good The

39:42

problem with communism is you know now you

39:44

you don't you don't get the nicest things

39:46

that you deserve you just get like The

39:48

top level but also the top level

39:51

could be uh, you know It's

39:53

like it's not like I

39:56

don't know to like is it Do

39:58

you live can you make it? Rich in China

40:00

like we do here and have a nice house

40:03

of what I'm not talking

40:05

about Adopting

40:09

Communism as as a

40:11

part of the United States. We have life you

40:13

can't cherry pick the parts Just

40:16

hints of it It's

40:19

it like this this shit in the schools this

40:22

is like I don't know what

40:24

they look obedient You

40:29

know say it like it looks like

40:31

no bully. There's no bullies here. They're

40:33

fucking dancing in between lessons

40:37

They just look like look at this Throw

40:40

this thing back up there. I mean just throw

40:43

it back. Oh, you know you always

40:45

want to Hold on Pete one second.

40:47

Yeah, just just can we shoot can

40:49

we share this again? Just don't

40:51

even play it just look at this

40:53

still look at this still Of

40:57

these Chinese kids look at

40:59

the kid in the front row that look

41:01

at the kid look folded arms, right? and

41:04

and and and and and the and

41:06

the Their eyes on the

41:09

teacher. No one's fucking off. No

41:11

look at look at this man right

41:16

unison What the fuck there's

41:18

nobody? You know the

41:21

smoking weed nobody standing in the back

41:23

going fuck you. I don't need this

41:25

shit Hey, ho ho

41:27

where's the Where's

41:30

the next math problem? Man,

41:34

but boy oh boy. They're all dressed

41:36

the same and none of them are smiling

41:39

though. I don't see any right now There's

41:43

no police at the fucking school either It's

41:50

a yeah, you know I

41:52

mean you said little little little

41:54

just little hints What was the other one? I

41:56

like there was another behavior thing that they did

41:58

that. I really love to Um, shit.

42:01

Oh, three hours a week. I

42:03

believe it is a week.

42:05

Three hours of internet time to

42:08

like watch stream stuff, right? Can

42:10

you imagine your kid wanting to use the

42:12

internet and you have to go it's you

42:14

literally go it's against the law It's against

42:16

the law i'd be arrested if I let

42:18

you use it right now I

42:21

mean, how great would that be to not these

42:23

kids are not allowed to do it? All

42:27

right. Listen i'm all for it Uh,

42:30

the the uh, the uk I

42:32

believe Has banned social

42:34

media or at least it's in the

42:36

process of doing this For

42:38

kids under the age of 16 You

42:41

can't even create a count. I think it's against

42:43

the law to have a uh, you know It's

42:45

almost like the driver's license You

42:47

got to wait till you're 16 to drive Why

42:50

don't we implement that for facebook and

42:52

social media because obviously the kids today

42:55

can't handle being on social media now

42:57

Because of the bullying and what have you so

43:00

16 you're old enough to do that 18 year

43:03

old enough to join the army Same

43:05

shit. Yeah age restrictions Well,

43:08

you know man, it's funny bringing up because the other

43:10

day I was waiting For

43:13

a ride at the hotel and i'm like ain't I

43:16

ain't looking on my phone And I was

43:18

just sitting there in the lobby, you know like this

43:20

and i'm like god damn Like

43:22

20 years ago. This was normal like, you know,

43:24

like Waiting for something you had

43:27

nothing you had nothing you had to look around Talk,

43:30

you know And I was thinking

43:32

about like, you know these kids They don't even

43:34

know what it's like to do that to like

43:37

to have to just sit there and wait with

43:39

nothing You know if they just go You

43:42

know even backing out backing out my car the other

43:44

day and i'm looking at the camera And

43:47

i'm like, oh my god, I I can't believe

43:49

I used to do this without without the camera,

43:51

right? Like I do a slow back out just

43:54

listen for a scream because you might hit somebody

43:57

And then I hit the right but

43:59

I mean shit. It's like I can't even remember

44:01

something to shit we used to go without. So

44:04

I would be nice for these kids to not

44:07

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44:09

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45:40

bring up the car. I bought

45:44

a new car. It's

45:46

got an option in there to

45:48

parallel park the car for you. So

45:54

let me try this out. I

45:57

pulled up. I put

45:59

it on parallel. Park. It

46:01

started ago brat I pressed the

46:03

bragger fuck this I saw in this

46:05

sprawl. This. I

46:09

was scared at this thing was

46:11

gonna malfunction His car is this

46:13

deck the As makes. I could

46:16

relinquish control Now in a skills

46:18

If you buy a car that

46:20

drives itself, can you totally take

46:23

your hands and feet? Off.

46:25

The gas in the break and have the

46:27

car drive you would you feel comfortable. In

46:31

one hour at least I know five I would

46:34

do it down Main street and I'd be like

46:36

this the whole time. Right place. It would be

46:38

like having your daughter on your lap driving a

46:40

car. Yes, is drive in a budget. You know?

46:43

Yet, am foot hovering over to break or your

46:45

hands are hovering over this theory? We'll all die

46:47

right? My question is, if you like that thing

46:49

parallel, park itself and it hits the car next

46:52

to you. Are you responsible?

46:54

Or as the two people at make your

46:56

car responsible because you can be a guy.

46:58

Lines in a mirror to mirror and though

47:00

it enough, I mean. What

47:03

I'm saying like you behind a tesla

47:05

right? and maybe they're not near. They're

47:07

break in some and your heart and

47:09

you are. Are you honking at the

47:11

person? Are. You honking for car? I

47:13

could have fox drive in this thing and who

47:15

should I be mad at. A. Poison

47:19

Ivy. Giving the finger to write about the

47:22

right death like what is you sell pot

47:24

And then you know God forbid as a

47:26

child run by in the car hits the

47:29

child zero and you are on coal company

47:31

right? I don't have. Ranked:

47:33

Riverside more. you have to pay attention.

47:35

Well then why don't I just posted

47:37

myself? I should behave

47:39

as she reveals that like did else. Since

47:41

it is fresno it looks out the window

47:43

at the birds you know in here. I

47:45

don't know man as insist they stood Now

47:47

Patrick said this the saying they get a

47:49

whole new special common out of George Carlin.

47:51

He signed with alive to see that. Know.

47:56

He's just say this thing is though it is

47:58

in an uproar bad at some company. Made.

48:00

Our and I think it's title. thank

48:03

god I'm dead. but they Cg I'd

48:05

an entire new one else. Yeah,

48:07

we'll sasha has will serve as

48:09

a podcast called Duty. And

48:12

a partner is futurists author

48:14

and he does lot of

48:16

a i experiments and he

48:18

created a full one hour

48:21

special. Ah, With George Carlin's

48:23

voice. With. A i

48:25

written jokes about how. Ai

48:28

Comedy. World. In

48:30

the future, be like a twenty four

48:32

hour a day streaming. On

48:35

Chestnuts in Select A Comedian.

48:37

Sir. Regurgitate things and create things

48:40

all day long. Pretty.

48:42

Busy. Life. Like. And

48:45

probably still in your lifetime. What

48:47

they'll do is. Summer.

48:49

Be a car wash right? and they'll

48:51

I call. Ah she's a so crazy

48:53

how he doesn't he? Yes I wonder

48:55

what Sebastian would say who's talking about

48:57

car washes and then a program? Sebastian

48:59

as Geico call off. Five.

49:02

Minutes later they get all monologue about

49:04

you and what you would save you

49:06

told my monologue so you know they

49:09

can be self driving you guy. I

49:14

know what all the stand up comics across

49:16

the globe are saying right now I'm an

49:18

artist. The my art form is to create

49:21

of to new asked to subtle to be

49:23

replicated by machines. know computer program can tell

49:25

a fart joke as good as me. As

49:30

well I see this is just off

49:32

the top of my artificially intelligent had.

49:35

A fart was in the middle of a very

49:37

nasty divorce has he was her sister's house and

49:39

she asked her sister, do you think I'm doing

49:41

the right thing by get a divorce and her

49:43

sister said he's been holding you back for too

49:45

long. You have to leave that as. Have.

49:52

Fun! But. I

49:54

didn't even is a new. Technology.

49:57

I was is going to your better into that sounds.

50:00

George Carlin do. Now. Know.

50:02

The did. I don't know what he's playing at

50:05

first. I thought it was and com famous comedian

50:07

that I wasn't aware of. Talking about your call

50:09

it. That. I don't know

50:11

or owners for and the obviously it's getting

50:13

better and better and and maybe that it

50:15

was a bad joke. The. As

50:18

is. That something as I

50:20

go out. it's brilliance. Ah, I

50:23

feel like. I

50:26

know a couple people that are

50:29

using a I Won in the

50:31

interior design business where they're putting

50:33

into a I in the dimensions

50:35

of the room and Ai is

50:37

coming up with. How

50:40

picking out couches and furniture

50:42

to populate the room Based

50:44

on the a static it's

50:46

given, I feel. Like

50:50

I don't have the right a I. App.

50:54

You. Don't sound like. A. Felix. People.

50:57

At a foot and like. Bulletin. Are

51:00

using a I have a different A

51:02

I. I feel like I got the

51:04

Dom. A. You

51:07

know, table near me like you

51:10

got the you've got a honda

51:12

of a I. I

51:16

don't even know what an Ai is. What is this

51:18

thing? Like everyone says, I used a ice if I

51:20

wanted to do anything. a I don't even know what

51:22

to do was like what do you do when. Was

51:25

probably only did at I'm surprised

51:27

you even know how to eat

51:29

mail. So I'm a. Their

51:32

weekly. Shock that you

51:34

don't know what a I basically

51:36

a eyes and app that you

51:38

download and know guy. It

51:41

and then you put like a right this

51:43

email or make this sound or were that's

51:45

that's what I've been using it for. What.

51:48

If I put in the my a. Design

51:51

a Home. That.

51:54

Fifteen thousand square feet that

51:56

has an ocean view and

51:58

is modern. My. It all

52:00

kicked out right. Now

52:03

goes more that's an order to

52:05

about mister. The I I do

52:08

is they're specifically exists You're a

52:10

eyes were they create a Pittance

52:12

Sebastian cartoon is there like as

52:14

an Ai app for that. It.

52:17

It's not that easy, yet

52:19

it's there's. like I'm. Almost

52:23

like making a book with

52:25

different departments and he replies

52:27

all of that apartments and

52:29

the way that are working

52:31

together. You can conceive

52:33

an idea and and put them all

52:35

to work because of all the preparation

52:38

to the ultimate regenerate something. But there's

52:40

no like one stop shop just yet

52:42

where you can just type in like

52:45

a google search like they make a

52:47

Tv series starring my five favorite comics

52:49

and habit take place on Mars or

52:52

when we can't do that yet. But

52:54

ultimately those programs are. Joining.

52:56

Forces And that's the kind of

52:59

the direction it's and. See.

53:01

Like I ruined the last time late.

53:03

You see get a new a I

53:05

you guys use. You get the community

53:08

college version of Ai rare so so

53:10

now they're like getting more advanced than

53:12

they combining when other one. so they

53:14

get smarter as they go in and

53:17

so you gonna ditch that reboot. Don't

53:20

know if I'd I agree I got really

53:22

printed I'll brow saw tell you same behind

53:24

the times mean say to be using a

53:26

three D print I can make you a

53:28

little drink Swords These drink a little bookmarked.

53:30

anything you want I can program and making

53:32

little three the. Chest. Piece on

53:35

the chest piece. So.

53:38

Year cranking out actual

53:41

hardware over there like

53:43

hard physical. Stuff. Has

53:45

caused so blown machine called the

53:47

Toy Box. Oh yeah for for

53:49

Christmas only like that Big becomes

53:51

a decent plastics you know schools

53:53

have a plastic whatever color you

53:55

want. Like young you want to

53:57

make some and you can program.

54:00

It. And. Then you put him

54:02

in and an eel A takes a while this

54:04

and then once it starts to go you see

54:06

it like slowly make what you want plastic. Just

54:08

be shit, You know? But.

54:11

I guess at a deal with metal and

54:13

everything else to I don't know dude someday

54:15

even a wake up. It's gonna be

54:17

the Jetsons they would. Literally. You

54:19

gonna be lay a mare and

54:21

you can be close by a

54:23

machine he even gonna you know

54:25

be fellatio my machine. Citizens for

54:27

pets as far as long. As.

54:30

Well. As come down

54:32

from with sound their shelves. As

54:37

two of us as to hate that

54:39

are though take that as I take

54:41

that out on our valproate. We have

54:43

something in here that that's make something

54:45

viral. Why the fuck. See.

54:55

Those cardiac pants? I go.

54:57

yeah, I need them back.

54:59

You want to ban Like

55:01

just. every

55:04

once in awhile with for a lotta like of

55:06

aggressive. And see

55:08

as yes he does. Is

55:11

as this is. This is a will either my character,

55:13

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56:17

I did this show called

56:19

Bob Those Sports thirty year

56:21

old kid. Really? Nice guy

56:24

for the kid. Ah worked

56:26

at the Four Seasons hotel not

56:28

when I worked at work or

56:30

Beverly Wilshire. Same kind of stories

56:32

organ the front desk wanna give

56:34

answer and entertainment. Ah animals you've

56:36

seen him he's he's a guy

56:38

that it goes to golf advance

56:40

golfers. I walk him by his

56:42

Galway commentary on the golfers front.

56:44

Funny stuff he does does lot

56:46

talk the camera stuff but he

56:48

does this show. Like

56:50

a podcast on wheels. Where you go,

56:52

you play golf with him. And

56:55

two other guys. And

56:57

year and a golf cart and he's got

56:59

to go pro and in between the holes

57:02

he's asking you questions to such as soon

57:04

as we aren't. Great. Concept

57:06

right? And so I start asking

57:08

this kid. Which.

57:10

Is fine. They get to care more

57:12

guys. They. Got. Ah

57:15

he's got to kind of cohosts so

57:17

start ask him i had you find

57:19

these guys with he goes from. We.

57:22

Found the skies fat per as.

57:25

Ah, Who's a golfer? Lose

57:28

one of the golfers. They. Did

57:30

like. Him in the

57:32

other guy started it be like me and

57:34

you started it's and they did a lives

57:36

they did like up like a podcast lives

57:39

and on the live on the zoom those

57:41

this guy sat parades, eaten pizza. And

57:44

he was like a character. Next.

57:46

Thing you know, They. Meet fat Per

57:49

as at a golf course. Ah,

57:51

That they were going to be at. Disguise.

57:53

a scratch golfers now is part of the

57:55

show so it be like us doing a

57:58

live seen somebody on our lives Next

58:00

thing you know, they're our co-hosts, right? And

58:02

I told the guy, oh,

58:06

and then the camera guy, somebody, this camera

58:08

guy emailed him and said, I do camera

58:10

work. And he hired him

58:12

just basically off like a, just

58:14

like a message. Now I

58:16

said, geez, you know, and maybe

58:19

I'm from a different generation, but if somebody

58:21

says, Hey, if you guys need a camera

58:23

guy, I could help you out. I call

58:25

the cops. Like I'm not

58:28

as open to that. And

58:34

you know, like if you message me saying,

58:36

I do camera work, I think

58:38

that guy goes, Oh yeah, this is

58:40

what I'm going to do. I'm going to do

58:43

camera work for these guys. And then I'm going

58:45

to rob them, you know, right? They

58:47

don't think that way. They got, I think

58:49

I have this guy, they got fat Perez

58:51

from a thing. And it's like,

58:54

this is how the young people are doing

58:56

it, bro. And then I said, how the

58:58

hell did you get popular? He goes, uh,

59:00

you know, Joey cold cuts is one of

59:02

the, one of the guys, he went like,

59:05

he won nuts one day on a shot

59:07

that he didn't hit right. And he went

59:09

crazy and boom, that took off. And

59:11

next thing you know, you know, they're,

59:14

they're, they're going to Scotland playing

59:16

golf, uh,

59:18

professional golfers. What

59:20

did the show, I mean, they, they got like

59:22

a lot of big names doing the show and

59:24

I'm sitting there thinking, well, we've been doing this.

59:27

But now it's like 10 years, not one viral

59:30

moment. I

59:33

feel like the Chi shop was going

59:35

to go viral, man. I really did.

59:37

I couldn't believe it didn't, you

59:40

know, then we had some

59:42

moments with Grillo that I thought might

59:44

go viral. I

59:50

don't know, bro, but, uh, it's

59:52

amazing what's going on out there. I'm

59:54

not discouraged. I know sometimes we go down this

59:56

road where I come, it's not this I come,

59:59

it's not that. Well,

1:00:01

you know, bro, I can only do so much.

1:00:03

You're not holding up your end of the deal

1:00:05

from the fame department. I mean, Oh, ha ha

1:00:07

ha ha ha ha ha. Speaking

1:00:10

of which, seriously, I want

1:00:12

to close with something, man. I

1:00:15

freaking, I don't even know if you saw it

1:00:17

yet, but I watched the film you did with

1:00:19

Ray Romano last night called Somewhere in Queens, man.

1:00:22

And this movie was like a

1:00:24

little hidden gem. It was like, I meant

1:00:26

to, because my thing said it was going

1:00:29

to expire if I didn't watch it. So

1:00:31

my God, I said I wanted to watch this before it

1:00:33

expires. So I just want to,

1:00:35

let me just take it quickly. I'm right away

1:00:38

with the music, the, everybody in

1:00:40

it acted great. The only, not only do

1:00:42

I not have any critique with any acting,

1:00:44

my only critique is with the lead kids'

1:00:46

head though, which driving me nuts. It was

1:00:49

Amish. It was like this ball thing. I

1:00:51

couldn't take it. But

1:00:53

everyone's, everyone's acting in that thing was just

1:00:55

really real and great. Your acting was great.

1:00:58

And bro, when I

1:01:00

worked with Kevin James, he has

1:01:02

a makeup artist that does every film

1:01:04

with him, every TV show. It's his

1:01:06

person. She's great. And that's it. Whoever

1:01:08

did your hair and makeup in that

1:01:10

movie, bro, you would. And

1:01:13

I only say this isn't comfortable in my own head. You

1:01:15

were hot, guys. Hot. And

1:01:19

I, you, that, you, we talked once

1:01:22

about priming off physical appearance. You, a

1:01:24

couple in wedding scenes at the table.

1:01:27

How about this one? Funniest thing. I know

1:01:29

the movie wasn't supposed to be funny, but

1:01:31

when you had to reluctantly

1:01:34

admit that it was good,

1:01:36

what happened to your nephew with the college and

1:01:38

you got your wine and your sister's going, you

1:01:41

got to fucking admit it, Frankie. Whatever

1:01:44

you go, right? That with the line. I mean, you

1:01:47

look, you look great, bro. You look great. Your acting

1:01:49

was great. Ray Romano, lovable

1:01:52

loser man. It was very frustrating movie

1:01:54

because of what the kid chose to do, but

1:01:57

it was a really great movie. wearing

1:02:00

queens folks. I appreciate

1:02:02

that and you know what it's funny you mentioned

1:02:04

this today because yesterday my

1:02:06

sister saw the movie and

1:02:08

she goes I don't know what the hell was going on

1:02:11

but you looked fantastic.

1:02:13

Now I gotta go

1:02:21

back and look at it and

1:02:23

I'm sitting there going what was I

1:02:26

doing because listen I'm

1:02:29

my hardest critic but I looked at

1:02:31

this movie and I told and

1:02:33

I and I even me going I go

1:02:36

where's that guy now what

1:02:39

the fuck happened between this was three years

1:02:41

ago bro I feel like

1:02:44

age has accelerated

1:02:46

those three years to what I

1:02:48

look now and I'm like how do I

1:02:50

get to back then what the hell was

1:02:52

I eating right right right or do we

1:02:55

back then I you there you there you

1:02:57

there it's just

1:02:59

it's a it's a combo of makeup

1:03:01

like I'm not makeup meaning like cake your face

1:03:03

or anything but I mean like hair well coiffed

1:03:07

hand you're a little I think you're

1:03:09

a little maybe a little more tan than the character

1:03:11

would have been you know I mean so you might

1:03:13

have been coming off a little vacation or something no

1:03:17

I gotta go look at the counter to see where

1:03:19

I was prior to that and

1:03:23

the character in my eyes since he

1:03:25

does construction he's out in the sun

1:03:27

a lot uh-huh that's

1:03:29

good that's good man yeah

1:03:32

it's great you did you look great the movie

1:03:34

was great and here's the last thing what's about

1:03:36

you looked so good this is where my head

1:03:38

went as far as where this can go because

1:03:40

you know casting directors and

1:03:42

whatnot they cast off of

1:03:44

what they see they see some oh my god he

1:03:47

played the dot on the thing we gotta have a

1:03:49

nice someone I know

1:03:51

you very friendly with the runner of

1:03:53

a Zazloff the owner of

1:03:55

all these great networks that flicks

1:03:57

and Warner Brothers after

1:04:00

just Warner Brothers, Warner Brothers and Max. Oh,

1:04:03

Max, yeah, yeah. So

1:04:05

I just saw my friend Larry sent me

1:04:08

too. It was in the news that he

1:04:10

made a big deal with Tom Cruise to

1:04:12

start making movies with him. Tommy C sees

1:04:14

you in that little nugget looking so good.

1:04:17

Needs a sidekick for his next Mission

1:04:20

Impossible 8, bro. I

1:04:22

think, you know, I think with all these connections and

1:04:25

the way you looked in that film, we're one step

1:04:27

closer to a Tommy C. Like

1:04:30

work with him, you, me, me, at

1:04:32

the craft table. So

1:04:35

that movie, have you watched it? Somebody went somewhere

1:04:37

in Queens? Have you watched something? I

1:04:39

don't know, last thing I wanna say about

1:04:41

it, I don't know if it's a mixture

1:04:43

of my age and what I'm going through

1:04:45

inside internally, or if I

1:04:48

can give full credit to the writing even though it was

1:04:50

a very good movie, but choked up,

1:04:52

choked up at the end, you know,

1:04:55

last scene. For

1:04:57

the back though, for the back though, because

1:04:59

I was really so pissed off what he

1:05:01

chose to do. I'm like, you walk away,

1:05:03

I fucking walk away from that. You walk

1:05:05

away from that. You know what I'm talking

1:05:07

about in the movie? Yeah, no, I, I,

1:05:09

no spoiler, no spoiler. Good job,

1:05:12

anyway. All right, good hanging brother. That's a

1:05:14

good hang here. Thanks for watching and listening

1:05:16

to the Pete and Sebastian show. Share

1:05:19

it with five people. I keep saying to share it

1:05:21

with five people. Fuck it, share it with 500 people,

1:05:23

bro. This,

1:05:27

this, this show today was, was, was fun.

1:05:32

It's a fun show. Had a good time. I'm

1:05:35

glad, mate. Me too. I can't. All

1:05:42

around me. She

1:05:46

falls, she falls, she falls. You

1:06:31

Oh Oh

1:07:14

The show has ended Don't

1:07:23

tell me where you're one of these

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