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This is the Pete and Sebastian Show

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with Pete Correale and

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Sebastian Maniscalco. And

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we went from zero to

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everything, all in a

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day and then Kennedy took

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you away. What's

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up everybody? Welcome Pete and Sebastian

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Show. We are back and

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a couple things we want to jump

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into today. I

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went to Legoland. Have you

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been? No,

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where is it? Well

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there's one in New York, there's one out here

1:01

in California, I think there's one in London, I

1:03

think there's one in Florida. Music

1:06

Park? Yeah,

1:08

Music Park. Okay, no.

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Were you big with Legos as a kid?

1:17

No, didn't like Legos. A

1:21

little too intricate for me. Was

1:25

Sadie? She's

1:28

got some Lego thing now but no,

1:31

it seems to be a little bit

1:33

more male popular. What do you think?

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Is Serfina as into it as much as

1:39

Caruso? What do you think? Serfina

1:42

is into it more than Caruso

1:44

is. So

1:46

much so where she's building sets, like

1:51

we went skiing for the

1:53

holidays. So for Christmas I

1:55

got her a kind of

1:57

ski lodge set to build

1:59

with. This is the

2:01

lodge and the snowmobile the whole thing

2:04

and I put it together with her I'm

2:07

doing it with her nice

2:11

Now Legos growing up. We

2:13

never got like a set. I

2:15

just got like Legos and

2:18

I built The Legos

2:20

there wasn't instructions on how to

2:22

build a car No,

2:25

I got a box of box of Legos

2:27

and it was like go

2:29

ahead. I know I played them Yeah, I played when

2:31

you make a bridge Fuck

2:34

yeah, I Know

2:37

I play with him. Well, she's got a whole thing now

2:39

that too she's gonna make someone who but yeah They did

2:41

some of the pieces now you need of tweezers

2:43

to even hold them in your hand, right?

2:49

So I was with her a

2:52

week ago I

2:54

was building and I

2:56

was sitting there building for I gotta tell

2:58

you there's something gratifying when

3:00

you build I built

3:03

a helicopter with the Legos and as

3:06

soon as I snapped that last piece in you

3:08

would have thought I built

3:10

a Addition to my home

3:13

how gratifying it was I just had to hold

3:17

Yeah, now

3:22

you building it together we're doing it right? Yeah.

3:26

Yeah She's building

3:28

a snowmobile. I was okay

3:30

two separate things gotcha. I'm both I'm

3:33

building the helicopter So

3:36

we go to Legoland And

3:38

I gotta tell you What

3:41

they're able to build over there is

3:43

astonishing They had

3:46

a life-size New York City like

3:48

a the whole city they built like

3:51

The power the Empire State the whole

3:53

thing they had running cars made out

3:56

of Legos. I was like So

3:59

we got backstage to

4:02

see and meet

4:05

the people that build

4:07

this stuff, right? Now

4:10

there's a guy back there and

4:14

he's sitting there and he's building this plant

4:18

and I asked him, I go, did

4:22

you build Legos as a

4:24

kid and just were like,

4:26

oh my god, I got to do this for

4:28

a living because I'm asking myself,

4:30

how does one get

4:32

into building

4:36

Lego sets for a living?

4:39

Right. Yeah. How do you slide it

4:41

into this? It's a

4:46

professional Lego builder. It's

4:49

unbelievable. So

4:51

was he an engineer? Architect?

4:53

Yeah, yeah. Kind

4:55

of along those lines where he used

4:58

to be a glass blower. Then

5:00

he got into graphic art. I

5:04

go engineer architect, you go, yeah, something

5:07

like that. Glass blower. How

5:10

do you even forget

5:12

the Lego? How do

5:14

you even get into

5:17

glass blower? I know there's a

5:19

place called Corning, New York, halfway

5:22

from here to New York City to

5:24

a very popular city. There's a big

5:26

famous glass blowing museum. I

5:29

can't tell you how many times I

5:31

drove by and thought, yeah, yeah, yeah.

5:34

I never go, but I don't

5:37

know, man. I feel like people who've seen that

5:39

say it's cool. Have you ever seen glass blown

5:41

being made? Does Lana do that ever?

5:45

No, Lana doesn't do it, but we

5:48

went to Venice, Italy for

5:50

our honeymoon and one of the

5:52

excursions we did was we went

5:55

to a glass blowing place and

5:58

then we went to a linen. place. So

6:00

the glass lowers in there. He's

6:02

got the flame. He's manipulating the

6:05

glass. Of course, it's

6:07

a scam. It's not like

6:09

you just go see how it's made. They try

6:11

and sell you on the

6:13

... I don't know

6:17

if we talked about this again, my

6:19

memory shot. When

6:21

you go on vacation, do

6:24

you buy stuff on

6:26

vacation and then send

6:28

it back to your house? There's many times when

6:30

I've been in a home and I go, oh

6:32

my God, what'd you get? It's like a statue.

6:35

And I would get that. Well, we bought

6:38

it when we were in Santorini. And I'm

6:40

thinking, I don't

6:46

know. I just drink.

6:48

Because people go, oh,

6:51

we love to go to Greece and

6:53

shop. Now, I

6:56

equate shopping in Greece to you buy

6:59

like a little trinket and

7:01

you wrap it in bubble wrap and

7:03

you put it in your suitcase and

7:05

bring it home. You don't buy a

7:07

six foot statue and have

7:10

it DHLed across

7:12

the ocean. I know,

7:14

it's crazy. You

7:17

go to those kinds of stores and they also

7:19

go, oh, do you like that? We just shipped

7:21

four to this woman who lives in Boston. They're

7:23

going to line her driveway. I don't even know

7:25

if you're lying to me. If you're lying,

7:28

that was a quick good one. But

7:31

I'm so white trash and we travel on

7:33

our summer vacation. I'm always like, remember guys,

7:36

save room in your bag for souvenirs,

7:38

in your bag, in your bag.

7:41

I'm not saying save room for

7:43

a stone. That's

7:47

a different level. Now, but my question staying on

7:52

point, when you're at this place in Venice and

7:54

you're watching them blow this glass, if you can

7:56

remember it, can you see the

7:59

natural segue? into Lego

8:02

master architect? Like,

8:05

could you see this guy's path? Like, oh

8:07

yeah, from the glass to the Legos, it's

8:09

a no brainer. Yeah,

8:12

a little bit like he's constructing

8:14

stuff. It's more like building stuff,

8:17

you know, like it's

8:19

a different way of looking at it, but I

8:21

could see where you could go from

8:24

glass blowing to Lego building. It's kind

8:26

of along the same lines.

8:31

All the kind of stuff I told you dad, you do

8:33

it. He'd go, what, what, what do you do? I

8:37

blow glass, dad. Yeah,

8:42

I don't know. This guy was like, he's

8:45

sitting there and he's got like headphones on

8:48

and he's, he's building

8:50

his shit. I'm thinking like, Jesus, this guy

8:52

does this all day. He's got pieces in

8:54

front of him. He's looking around for, he's,

8:57

he separates the, they got a

8:59

whole wall of pieces. Oh,

9:03

these are the, the three, the

9:05

three block pieces. These are the four block

9:07

pieces. This is one block. This is a

9:09

window. This is an airway. I could

9:12

not, I

9:14

don't know how you sit there. After

9:17

one hour, my back, my neck,

9:19

my hands, everything felt stiff. It's

9:22

doing this for eight, nine hours

9:24

a day. Come on. Yeah.

9:27

Oh man. So I'm

9:29

in Lego land. All

9:31

right. I

9:35

don't do roller coasters. I just don't do them.

9:37

Last time I did this roller coaster, I think

9:40

it was 12 years old, uh, at great America

9:43

and got sick too nauseous

9:45

right. Two quick moves, heads all

9:47

fucked up. We're

9:50

at Lego land. There's a roller coaster and

9:53

uh, Sarah Feene turns to

9:55

me, she's like, dad, I want to go on the roller coaster

9:57

with you. I

10:00

said, okay, let's do it. I

10:03

know. It's amazing what kids, just

10:06

looking at your kids' eyes and

10:08

how they want you to go with them and

10:10

I didn't want to miss that memory with her.

10:15

So I get on this thing and

10:17

this thing takes off. And

10:19

listen, this is Lego land. We're not

10:22

talking, we're on

10:24

the hell burner over at the

10:26

Grand America where it's like a

10:29

90 degree drop and you're going upside

10:31

down. It's called the

10:33

drag. Take your jewelry off. Yeah.

10:37

Yeah. You

10:40

got to be 18 or over and you got

10:42

to sign a waiver. Anything like that. Right,

10:47

right. So

10:49

we get in and the thing drops down

10:52

on your lap, almost like a seat belt.

10:56

And then people come by and they tug it a little bit. Now

11:00

I don't know man, the

11:02

tug wasn't as aggressive

11:04

as I'd like it to be. I want somebody

11:06

to grab the thing and shake

11:08

it. Make sure this thing is locked in, right?

11:13

There, there's a two-fingered thing. I

11:17

know what you're talking. Sometimes they do

11:20

it while they're on their cell phone and they

11:22

just come by and flip, flip, flip, right? Hold

11:24

on, hold on ladies, I got to check the

11:26

chairs. You ever

11:28

pull the ball yourself and

11:31

you mentally in your head feel

11:34

like you're going to break it like it's going to come loose.

11:37

It's going to come loose. It's very

11:39

frightening. Yeah,

11:41

so I had

11:43

to do like a

11:45

double, like when they left I took hers

11:47

and made sure she was in and she's

11:50

like, what are you doing daddy? They already

11:52

did that. They ain't do it good

11:55

enough. I said if I'm never

11:57

here with you, you make sure you're

11:59

locked in, right? I'm even don't

12:01

win like lessons. On

12:03

the roller coaster of I'm have no

12:05

idea I heard twenty Four Sons man

12:07

you never take it very often has

12:10

her own. Any teaching moment that you

12:12

have you take you take advantage. So

12:14

we we We start going and. It.

12:17

Says no photography, know video and and

12:19

surfing a read that now liar takes

12:21

out of of a phone and she's

12:23

recording us and Israel all about my

12:26

darts she takes after me here. She's

12:29

a rule follower. Said

12:32

mommy put their phone away this had no for

12:34

tax it My wife. Doesn't. Think

12:36

rules apply to her or her

12:38

re at all. Rock.

12:41

Love it! We were in a parking

12:43

lot here in Los Angeles and I

12:45

decided I was gonna go down a

12:47

one way to get out of the

12:49

parking lot because if I if I

12:51

went the other way is gonna be

12:53

a long line of cars so so

12:55

on the other way and the valet

12:57

guys were like got other way or

12:59

the other way and my wife's in

13:02

their gone just blow past I'm I

13:04

plan on pass up. And

13:09

make it now like I figured if I

13:11

could give her without anybody see it is

13:13

great but of it but if somebody tells

13:15

you turn around I listen. Her

13:18

greg of i don't Like To

13:20

apply. Any

13:22

body. So turn

13:25

will anyway my my my when scope

13:27

of followed she's she's recording. And

13:30

said we were put the phone will

13:32

put the phone with anyway. had a

13:34

blast on this role Of course that

13:36

it was in that Mad and minaya

13:38

I was able to actually go twice.

13:40

Boy the whole experience there I gotta

13:42

say was juice. Skyn.

13:46

Went to go back. And

13:49

images A And that. May be

13:52

said. In a way. For.

13:55

Cause. I could

13:57

see the grown up around. Spare.

14:01

It's going fast. Next

14:03

year maybe when the seven and five, who knows, maybe they're

14:05

going to look illegal and they're going to go, you know

14:08

if I can go legal then. I'm

14:12

going to go to Atlanta, we need to have another one so

14:15

we can enjoy this again. The

14:19

day before, we went

14:22

rock climbing. This

14:26

is talk about age and maybe this is

14:28

why we don't have other kids because at

14:30

this point I feel like there's

14:33

no way I'm going to be able to do what

14:36

I'm doing now when I'm 55, 56 years old. Bro,

14:40

you're changing your lifestyle now so you might be able to

14:42

man. I am, but

14:45

I don't know where it's going to take me. We're

14:48

up on the rock

14:51

walls and I'm

14:53

clipping my kids in and out of these things. Now

14:57

there's a slide where

14:59

the kids hang on to this thing

15:02

and the slide takes them up and

15:04

then it drops you down

15:06

the slide. I asked the

15:09

woman, could adults do this? She's

15:11

like, yeah, just go get a helmet. Now

15:15

I put a helmet on and I put the suit on, the

15:17

red suit. It

15:21

doesn't fit. The red suit, the

15:23

heavy sweater on it doesn't fit. But

15:25

I'm going to show you something right now

15:28

that I'm not really proud of but

15:31

I'm going to show you anyway just for the sake of comedy.

15:34

There I am. Cool man, yeah. On

15:37

the slide. Patrick

15:40

played us. Pause it.

15:45

Yeah. Now

15:47

look at the face. That

15:51

does not say this is fun. Yeah,

15:55

I have nothing fun about it. Obviously.

16:00

The suit is huge further the hit

16:02

the day the and and I sealed

16:04

brow and and an evil and a

16:06

point this out but I have to.

16:09

Did. The to ride Not my. They.

16:12

Made it a split my nuts

16:14

and have to stay. say. Uplifted

16:19

visit. As

16:22

I also feel like it's. Like

16:26

my wife is currently don't. Wow.

16:29

What? The fuck that, I'm Mary. Say.

16:32

This. Is like was yeah. Okay,

16:34

so miserably inflating. Oh my God. Rosicky

16:36

didn't look at your face. Hold on,

16:39

hold on. Oh okay allies I got

16:41

like as I am looking now I

16:43

had to bend down and my computer

16:45

lucky if broke you thirty kids with

16:47

yes and you got a face like

16:49

yeah they're about to drop by helicopter

16:51

is that the coastguard to save with

16:54

sink in both solicitor euro Serious. News.

16:56

Eat a hit it, Move

16:59

it. Will. You be some breathing

17:01

heavy like I'm I'm I'm going to breathe

17:03

it out, right? What? Is

17:05

at doing t a bath brow. Or

17:08

ha ha ha. Now they say they

17:10

say this. Pause pause here to tell

17:12

him he left. Go. I can't let

17:15

go. I have. I'm too scared of

17:17

to scare to like Oprah. Come

17:20

on. I just wanna come

17:22

on. It's a small sized. Slide.

17:25

The way you're hanging up there you are

17:27

a little bit off the slide so you

17:29

almost feel like if you do, God's gonna

17:31

be a free fall. And

17:34

I might not even catch the slide right

17:36

I might only catch the slight. The eyes

17:38

of you say you feel you feel you

17:40

feel like you're going to bit of for

17:43

his would do it added steadier as slowly

17:45

catching the slide take you down you're going

17:47

to school friends. First I just thought that

17:50

the how the bottom see I assume like

17:52

a suicide hotline. Of

17:56

a poor choice of words the past two weeks.

17:58

but you don't say dollars if I. Yeah

18:01

yeah. So. I think my

18:03

feet are going hit the slide around

18:05

them accountable for word and land on

18:07

my chest so. I know, plenty

18:10

of plate. More. Zoom. Zoom

18:13

time I noted down. right?

18:16

And. Out now I found the stop. I

18:18

feel like this point. Is

18:20

is a good point where I can maybe

18:22

like go and that kill myself. I realized.

18:26

There was ah ah ah oh

18:28

my God. Listen, so long as

18:31

she's such a doll, she's trying

18:33

to make it seem like daddy

18:35

was still brave on some This

18:37

is embarrassing. This is. A

18:41

threat? Was he airline ah like

18:43

like like a that was. That

18:45

was a little embarrassing wrote I

18:47

was a. Elderly.

18:51

Yeah. Oh her. Illness

18:55

and wrote Lanolin up. There.

18:57

Are so you once you went from the top I'm sure.

19:01

This. Isn't This isn't as as easy

19:03

as you think it is. Or

19:07

a this is not something that oh

19:09

agora I can obama when you if

19:11

you that up there believe me where.

19:13

Where. He might have changed your mind. I don't know.

19:16

I may I have a that it's it's it's it's

19:19

It was like a bunch of kids say hey, we

19:21

got this cool thing, we do what we go, we

19:23

jump I was like this is nuts. But

19:26

this is a license place. You're

19:28

in a special suits. They've done

19:30

this a zillion times. All.

19:32

You gotta do is let go and that

19:34

that little fright you feel that it scared

19:36

this to like go that's what you're supposed

19:38

to feel that's the fun of it. And

19:40

then you like Galapagos. As such the sun.

19:43

Light. I think

19:45

my I would risk paralysis.

19:48

Before. I this is very embarrassing or when

19:50

I just saw at like the people that work

19:52

derelict. Only don't like, didn't they

19:54

only when they never load anyone back down

19:56

before they leave the north. The machine can

19:58

do it. They're like, all

20:00

right, we're going to put a reverse. And so,

20:03

you know, and like, I

20:06

don't know, man. I don't know how that,

20:08

you know, if your kids are used to that,

20:10

like, you know, and you come across though, as

20:12

it was safety, it was about safety. It's about

20:14

safety, right? Sometimes you got to

20:16

let safety fly out the door. You got to let it fly

20:18

out the door. Let

20:21

me see Lana's. Here's Lana. Mom took her

20:23

to the

20:26

top, right? She went first. Lana

20:29

went first. Okay. The

20:32

thing is, you were already up there. You were up there. I

20:36

hear a therapy. Let go. Oh,

20:45

okay. What'd

20:48

you take? Now

20:51

you show me a whole different thing. She's

20:53

younger than you and she didn't even go all the way

20:55

up. And she's coming down telling you that it hurts your

20:57

back. Now, I know

21:00

when she went first, she's erased everything I said because

21:02

if that was my wife and she did that and

21:04

said that, I'd be like, I don't even need to

21:06

do it. That's what I probably

21:08

would have said. The minute I hear, hurt your back,

21:11

I don't do it. I don't do

21:13

it. So,

21:15

okay. I heard it hurts your back. I did it. Okay.

21:18

Okay. But if I did do

21:20

it and I was all the way up there, as

21:23

high as you were, I don't

21:26

think I would have said lower me down and then I'll let go.

21:28

I think I would have just jumped from there. But I don't know

21:30

that I would have did it all. So I take back what I

21:32

said. Take back what I said. But now

21:34

you get to a point I got to when Sadie was

21:36

about the same age as Serafina. And I'll make it brief,

21:38

but I just want to let you know because we did

21:41

a cast. I fell off a swing

21:43

and I almost paralyzed myself. You

21:46

have to stop trying to

21:48

pretend you have the body of a

21:50

40-year-old and do things with your child that

21:52

a 40-year-old dad would do. You have to

21:55

like an elderly quarterback who's,

21:58

you know, and when he was 25, he'd get those

22:00

extra five yards, you got to

22:02

run out of bounds. He's at that age now, you got to run

22:04

out of bounds. Like the way you set out the skiing, the

22:07

more your children get used to knowing

22:09

that you're going to be spectated, dad,

22:12

the better for everybody. You know what

22:14

I'm saying? Like you shouldn't have never been up there in

22:17

the first place. Once Lana came down, she's like, ow, hurt

22:19

your back. And she's like, you

22:21

know, still young enough to like

22:23

have children. Forget it, you know, and you're going

22:25

to go up there and do that. Forget it,

22:27

dude. You know what? Now that I

22:29

think about this. Did

22:32

I go second? No,

22:34

because I was the one that started this. Did

22:36

I start this? No, I

22:38

started it. That's what happened. Well,

22:42

then I go back to what I originally said. Total

22:48

pussy, dad. I

22:56

was first. Was I first?

22:59

Fuck, bro. See, this is my memory. He's

23:02

not serving him well at all. I don't think

23:04

this is good for me. This

23:06

ain't good, bro. I'm getting a little

23:08

nervous myself with stuff like I'm not I'm

23:11

not remembering a name like you'll say something

23:13

and then I want to do a call

23:15

back on that thing. And

23:17

and I can't remember what the fuck you were just

23:19

talking about. I know. I

23:23

you ever do this where you go into a certain room in

23:25

your house? You were the fuck that I come in here for.

23:29

Right. Right. I do that

23:31

all the time. Then I got to go back to the first

23:33

room I was in reenact

23:36

whatever I was doing that triggered me to have

23:38

to go back to the second. Like I got

23:40

on the side of my garage. I

23:43

go to the garage. You can't remember what I

23:45

need. So embarrassing. Right. So then I go back

23:47

to my office wherever I was and

23:49

go back to what I was doing. I'm like,

23:51

oh, right. Tape. Because

23:53

then the same problem presents itself again.

23:56

So you got to reenact. I mean,

23:59

you're doing. that and

24:02

then the whole way walking back to the garage bro this is

24:04

what I do hey hey hey

24:06

hey I mean it's

24:08

ridiculous 48 years old

24:12

and I'm wearing you

24:15

know orthopedic

24:24

shoes already it's setting in

24:26

age is setting in I'm

24:33

just trying to stay alive to see

24:35

my kids graduate I

24:40

notice that's a

24:43

blood my hip

24:45

my knee and at

24:47

the time I got the toothpoles cataracts

24:56

or stigmatism diabetes

24:58

hypertension high blood

25:01

pressure you have

25:03

wrinkles this is from a little

25:05

sun-banon I got

25:09

a swollen home people

25:16

are blacking out going this way hella wanted to

25:18

bang out a nap break my back we're

25:25

connected to something bigger it's embarrassing and

25:27

slipping I'm hanging onto the fence even

25:29

doing it I want

25:31

to go to sleep we

25:34

got this guy for two hips and one

25:36

knee I

25:38

lose a rotary

25:41

cuff or a

25:43

bicep tendon probably

25:45

got to live

25:47

for every day

25:49

bro that's right

25:51

oh no I just want

25:54

to stay alive long enough to look

25:56

my daughter's husband in the eyes and say

25:59

don't cheat on her ever you pieces don't

26:01

ever cheat on her I will strike lightning

26:03

down on you from above and

26:06

then I can die you know

26:10

I have some blockage in the in

26:12

the Widowmaker old

26:14

only in theaters this summer five

26:28

minutes before Lana Oh

26:32

confirming you did go all right

26:34

road is going to

26:36

invest he investigated the

26:39

timestamp unbelievable on the

26:41

video did

26:49

the guy did info he pressed info on

26:51

the photo to see when it was taken

26:54

I did go first yeah

26:57

yeah so anyway you should have yeah

26:59

you should have you should have probably

27:01

but in overall now you got to

27:03

start to reevaluate things that you're doing

27:05

in general and

27:10

you know say even what the marine yeah

27:14

sorry I am done he

27:18

said Sadie I'm done like

27:24

your daughter's gonna get to an age machine gonna want to

27:26

wrestle anymore but if I had

27:29

a son you get you still gotta be you still

27:31

gotta wrestle for at least another

27:33

what seven years maybe

27:35

you gotta be able to wrestle with your

27:37

kid with your boy Caruso if he wants to get

27:39

at it with you right what do you be like

27:41

daddy don't wrestle anymore oh oh I'm trying to

27:45

think ones you know like I used

27:47

to punch my dad and not on

27:49

the arm yeah you

27:51

know I used to wear boom and he's

27:53

like come on it harder boom

27:56

it's not there was

27:59

a point where I him a shot and I thought

28:01

I could hurt this man. You get

28:04

to a point where you

28:07

give your dad a

28:09

fucking shot to the arm and he's like

28:13

oh wow man that's

28:15

really strong. This guy could

28:20

cripple him in two shots.

28:23

I can't remember when that was. I want to say around

28:25

17, 18 I

28:28

felt like. When did you feel

28:30

you could beat the shit out

28:32

of your father? Yeah I'd say

28:34

Bob probably about 18 I felt like

28:37

I could take him.

28:39

We'd like play basketball and I'd like

28:41

easily beat him and stuff. I mean

28:43

he's to smoke cigarettes and he's like.

28:46

But like some

28:49

probably same age as you right about 17, 18. 17, 18

28:52

yeah I'm not talking beat him in

28:59

basketball I'm just saying if it came with blows.

29:03

Yeah yeah no I remember physically dominating him in hoops

29:05

and that's when I started to feel like I think

29:07

I could kick this guy's ass

29:10

like you know physically was like banging him

29:12

around. The sad part though is

29:14

like you're saying same thing 17, 18 Caruso is

29:16

going to go seven and

29:18

a half. I

29:21

think Caruso could say maybe another year

29:23

he could fucking get me in a

29:26

scissor lock and I ain't moving. Well

29:30

maybe we should ask Patrick. Patrick seems

29:32

like he had to have a volatile

29:34

childhood where he moved out.

29:36

He was living out of a car

29:38

by the time he was 12 he didn't even know his

29:41

name. I know but what I'm saying that there could have

29:43

been some volatility you know up

29:45

to the move out was there was ever did

29:48

you ever come to blows? No

29:50

no okay all right. Really

29:53

never gave the blows and you still moved

29:57

out? He

29:59

was fed up bro. you don't fucking deal with that

30:01

shit. Yeah. I'm out of here man. I'm

30:03

out of here man. Yeah so

30:07

I don't know man. I don't know. I mean

30:09

the way Caruso, the path he's on and

30:13

the strength he's got, he's actually taking after

30:15

my wife in the strength

30:17

department. He's super strong. Yeah

30:22

I don't know. I probably got about another 11, 12 years

30:24

wrestling with him. But

30:29

like you know we're talking about this

30:32

age stuff right and I almost took

30:34

a play out of your own playbook because

30:36

the other day we haven't had significant snow

30:38

on a weekend here now for about two

30:40

years. It's had been made snow and I've

30:42

either had a show or they've had a

30:44

swim meet and I

30:46

keep rooting for no snow when I am home and

30:49

I've been on the road every weekend but there's a

30:51

little bit in February I'll be around. So the other

30:53

day I just came out right and said to Jackie

30:55

I'm like listen I know you got me this new

30:57

ski helmet these gloves. I go

30:59

but I don't want to you know I hate skiing.

31:01

I don't want to ski. You wouldn't say they need

31:04

to find somebody else to ski with and she goes

31:06

that's fine but just why don't you just come. Will

31:09

you always come? I go I'll always come. I'll do

31:11

the hang. I'll sit off

31:13

to the side. I just don't want to ski

31:15

man and I go and if I ski and

31:17

something happens with my leg I go with my

31:19

I'm not gonna work for a year because I

31:21

skied you know and just ain't none of it's

31:23

worth it to me you know. So

31:25

I don't have to play the game anymore like you

31:28

know they're both going to hope there's snow and I'm

31:30

off to the side going no snow you know. Now

31:32

I don't care let it snow. I ain't skiing and

31:35

I think we're all in a better place now because

31:37

of that. So you're gonna

31:39

have to start accepting bro that there are certain

31:41

things you're not gonna be able to do anymore.

31:43

I mean you're dangling by a bar. They

31:46

just renewed the bookie for season two and

31:48

you're in Legoland or some shit dangling like

31:51

you're filming a Tom Crew scene out of

31:53

a helicopter. You shouldn't have even been on

31:55

there and jumped it. Speaking of them I

31:57

gotta tell you this. Taught away the bookie

31:59

too. Yeah,

32:01

way to go. Congratulations.

32:07

Start shooting in April. Awesome.

32:10

Quick turnaround. Yeah. But

32:12

I got to tell you this movie, did I tell

32:14

you that you got to see Mission Impossible? Sovereign? Did

32:17

I tell you this last week? No, but go

32:19

ahead. I saw something. I saw something like, go

32:21

ahead. What

32:24

do you mean? Sort

32:27

of chink in the armor, bro. I

32:31

sort of, I felt like some

32:33

of the scenes Tommy C was looking. I

32:36

get more concerned about getting all the, by

32:38

seeing a wrinkle on Tom Cruise's face

32:41

than my own face. You know what I'm

32:43

saying? Like, I don't mind getting wrinkles. When

32:45

I start to see a little, like,

32:47

put it this way. It made

32:49

me get to the point where, can

32:52

you imagine some day seeing Tom Cruise

32:54

with white hair and a cane? What?

33:00

And this is the first movie where I

33:02

saw a little bloatedness here and there, and

33:04

it was, it was the action.

33:08

I got to watch around the second half of it, but there was

33:10

not a lot of action. Am

33:13

I disappointing you in what I'm saying? You

33:17

don't even know what's to come in

33:20

this movie. Okay,

33:22

because I just, it's meant, yeah. What

33:26

I'm hearing right now. But

33:31

this way, he has a pair of sunglasses on. Within

33:34

the first, I don't know, half hour of the movie, he had

33:36

these sunglasses on. Did

33:38

you see it? They were, like, mirrored. I think so. I

33:41

think so. Enlightenment, wasn't it? Bought

33:45

them. You bought

33:47

them. I paused the movie and bought the sunglasses. I

33:53

love it, dude. Phenomenal,

33:55

yeah, yeah, yeah. How did you,

33:57

how did you know the sunglasses, like, when you were watching the

33:59

movie? You can see the name

34:01

of the brand on them because trying to do the

34:03

search The

34:10

Fiat did you get to the Fiat where he's the

34:12

car chase for the Fiat? Yes, who's

34:15

the woman in again? Where were

34:17

they? I'm just like there

34:19

in Rome. They're in Rome car

34:21

chase and they're in a Fiat, right?

34:24

Yes, I remember it. Okay Pause

34:27

the movie that was great bought

34:29

a Fiat Are

34:36

you kidding me man? Oh, but did you

34:38

tell you boy the way this? Yeah,

34:42

the way this guy The

34:46

way he looked in the Fiat with the

34:48

sunglass whatever the hell yeah, yeah I

34:51

go I've seen Fiat's but you put

34:53

him in a Fiat. He

34:55

actually makes the car cool Yeah,

34:59

right. It makes everything cool. Don't

35:01

you have a problem with and this is what Is

35:05

really drives me nuts with these mission impossible movies

35:08

that the the fake masks It's

35:12

just it's just ridiculous because it just makes

35:15

It it tuned me out and I got

35:17

a rewatch. I didn't watch past much past

35:19

that That car scene was

35:21

awesome And then I remember there being a

35:23

lot of dialogue and I was having trouble following it and then

35:25

they were doing all these masks Um,

35:28

and I I can't take it because then it

35:30

just as a writer you can do anything you

35:32

want You know what I'm saying? You

35:35

could you could make it like I think i'm

35:37

talking to you and then at the end of

35:39

the scene you lift up your Chin and i'm

35:41

talking to Lana. I mean it's So

35:43

you can do anything you want it's ridiculous.

35:45

So you never know who's who ever That's

35:49

why I bought a

35:51

mask Yeah

35:55

I mean bro. Come on if you

35:57

could put a mask on Yeah And

36:01

it's the same as you, but

36:03

you could be anybody. Wouldn't you do

36:06

it, just for the hell of it? Yeah,

36:09

I would, but that's not realistic. That's my point. Yeah,

36:12

they even put the thing in the throat so that I

36:14

sound like who I'm trying to be. Yeah,

36:16

yeah. I'd rather, yeah, yeah. But

36:19

yeah, then you could literally be the

36:21

President of the United States and

36:23

just walk into a room, and

36:25

as long as they don't know where the real President is, they think

36:28

that you're the President. Yeah,

36:30

I don't know. That's a little too far-fetched.

36:32

I don't know, bro. I don't

36:34

know, bro. I'm telling you, this movie, and

36:37

wait till you get to the train scene. This

36:40

is a whole level of movie making

36:42

that's just out of this

36:44

world. I

36:47

completely enjoyed the movie. There's

36:50

a point where he's running on top of the airport.

36:53

Did you see that? He's running on top

36:55

of the airport. Oh, yeah! I

36:57

did, yeah, he's running across. 61

37:00

years old, running at

37:03

full speed. When's

37:05

the last time he ran at full speed? I

37:08

know, he was looking good. You're right, I

37:10

remember that well. When he was running across

37:12

that, what was

37:14

that room? Was it like a theater or something?

37:16

Stunning. I had like

37:18

the glass. The airport. Oh, the

37:20

airport, right. He

37:23

was obviously running on that, right?

37:25

So they would take that, that was really happening.

37:28

The things and places that

37:30

Tom Cruise has been in

37:33

his life are just off

37:35

the charts, dude, right? I

37:37

mean, this guy's been seeing

37:39

everything. I

37:42

mean, can you imagine? Yeah. Pulling

37:45

up to the Rome airport and going,

37:48

I ran on top of the, I

37:51

ran on this. Three

37:53

years ago. In Dubai, the

37:55

highest tower of whatever. they

38:00

call that thing the Bell someone

38:02

to be anything anyway he's like

38:04

just hanging off an ant deserts

38:07

bottom of the ocean just

38:10

everywhere everywhere unbelievable

38:13

man on yeah

38:17

Burj Khalifa is that it Burj

38:20

Khalifa that he was up

38:22

there yeah what what movie was this it

38:24

was a Mission Impossible one I don't know

38:26

which number yeah that's the highest building in

38:28

the whole world eyes for all

38:30

bro look at this one throw this one

38:32

up he's on top of the

38:35

building and I don't know if this is

38:37

photoshopped or what it's gotta

38:39

be photoshopped right you

38:42

got no harness yep no that's real

38:44

that's real dude when he was filming

38:46

that movie he did that do you

38:48

believe that you never saw that guy's

38:50

unbelievable but but

38:52

bare barefoot like

38:55

look at that's a photo he's got

38:59

in a frame at his

39:01

house right right like

39:03

like his kids could go

39:05

daddy where where where it now I was

39:07

on I was

39:09

on top of Dubai here he's not

39:12

even scared like you said

39:14

barefoot oh I

39:16

want to see this tallest

39:24

building on the planet the Burj Khalifa

39:27

and we're filming a scene where Tom

39:29

Cruise is climbing on the outside of

39:31

the building come

39:36

on man this guy

39:48

don't have an Oscar did

39:53

you see the movie where

39:55

he filmed where he's holding on to

39:57

the side of the airplane which

39:59

is the and it literally takes

40:01

off. That

40:03

makes that stunt look like nothing. Have Patrick find that one.

40:05

Same sort of thing. They'll show you how he did that.

40:08

Holding onto the side of an

40:10

aeroplane in the air. Looking

40:13

fantastic. Well that's what

40:17

I'm saying. Not only the fact that you're doing

40:19

this stuff and

40:22

you're looking cool while you're doing it. And

40:27

I go back to my slide

40:29

video where I'm halfway

40:31

up a slide and

40:34

my face looks like I'm hanging off the Burj

40:36

Khalifa. The

40:41

fact that he's able to pull it together doing this

40:43

stuff is Oscar worthy.

40:47

When he's filming in one of these third world

40:49

type countries he's such

40:51

an American treasure. I mean like

40:54

a national treasure. I

40:57

would kidnap him if I was another country.

41:00

I would kidnap Tom Cruise when he comes to

41:02

film there. I'd hold him

41:04

and I'd hold America Ransom. Like what

41:06

would we give to get Tommy C

41:09

back? Oh my God.

41:11

I'll give you all the bald ones. I'm

41:16

sorry. I don't want to drag you down on that.

41:19

You may be in an unbelievable movie with Alex on

41:21

it. It's just me. It's on me.

41:24

See Tommy on the side of a plane. You ready? Let's

41:27

go. That was a one

41:29

take but he did it eight times. Something

41:32

went wrong. I can't get into a movie. Just

41:34

win. I know I said that six. I

41:37

don't crash. He did. Freeze.

41:41

Ah. I'm

41:43

feeling the force of the men hit me. I'm

41:46

feeling the force of the men hit me. If

42:03

something goes wrong,

42:07

they can't do anything until a plane lands. Yeah,

42:10

that one right there, I don't even know what

42:12

you would do if someone were wrong. You can't

42:14

let go, you're dead, this is nothing. But

42:17

I mean, Jesus, who gets hair and

42:20

makeup done and then grabs onto the

42:22

side of an airplane? Oh,

42:29

wow. I

42:31

gotta tell you, bro, it's beautiful. It's

42:34

a beautiful thing to see. Being on a movie set

42:36

is a holiday for me. I rarely take vacations. I

42:39

like to learn. Life is about it. It's about

42:41

learning new things, about challenging yourself. I

42:44

didn't grow up with money, I didn't grow up with anything.

42:46

I basically did it all myself. I

42:48

didn't even have money to go to acting school,

42:50

so I never went to acting school. My goal

42:52

in life is to entertain audiences. And

42:55

to get a cheese plate on The Pete and Sebastian Show.

42:57

That's a goal of mine. I

43:06

want to kind of touch a little bit

43:08

upon this Cat Williams thing. Yeah.

43:12

I watched the entire interview. Can we

43:14

just pull the interview up on

43:16

YouTube? I want to see how many views

43:19

it has. I saw it earlier

43:21

in the week, and it was at 22 million

43:23

views. I

43:27

think this was about three or four days into

43:29

it. I just want to see where we're at with

43:31

it right now. 43

43:34

million. 43

43:37

million views this guy got on

43:40

this. I

43:42

don't know if anybody has seen it out there, but

43:44

he covers a lot. I

43:47

don't want to really talk about necessarily

43:50

the interview, but

43:54

I've always liked Cat Williams comedy. Especially

43:56

the early stuff I thought was really,

43:58

really dead on. It's funny. He

44:00

had this way of delivering

44:02

the material and his voice

44:04

was it was. There's a lot

44:07

in physical and ah. They

44:09

mention. That and

44:11

I've met in on this podcast

44:13

before. That. He used

44:16

to are probably still does.

44:18

Tip: Comedians. But.

44:21

Did you hear that I saw that clip? Their.

44:24

Forgets and I was privy to

44:27

this Maybe twelve to thirteen years

44:29

ago at the comedy Store or

44:31

a woman came up to me.

44:34

Gave. Me: Money. And.

44:36

Said great set. And. Walked away.

44:40

It. Was. Not that

44:42

it was from him. Nothing.

44:44

That thing I remember talking to

44:47

another comedian. they're saying this happened

44:49

to me and that comedian telling

44:51

me. It. Was from him. And.

44:55

And I was searching for him to thank him

44:58

for it. And then he did come out in

45:00

the hallway to leave. And eight And I think

45:02

that was five hundred bucks. Case. While

45:05

and. I. Never knew why

45:07

he gave it to me until this

45:09

interview where he stated that. He.

45:14

And. His dad, other people in

45:16

or interviewed. Online now.

45:19

Few. More common our debts was means that

45:21

to give me fifty thousand dollars one time

45:23

I use i found on as lox he

45:25

did a certain cats room fifteen grand. It

45:28

really helped him ah because he was living

45:30

at a hotel at the time with two

45:32

kids and one that south anyway. ah. Yeah.

45:35

It is a funny guy I'm in some

45:37

of the he says in the in the

45:40

interview or you outrageous and whatnot but ah.

45:43

I don't know as far as a comedian

45:45

is concerned. I I think he's pretty funny

45:47

and as an act there, there's a scene

45:49

that he did and we could pull this

45:51

up. It's him in a chapel. With.

45:54

Rata I believe. I don't know the

45:56

name of the movie this was. I

45:58

often see it. Well I

46:00

want to play it for p Ah I'm

46:02

not enough. This was made it into the

46:05

movie this is Improv or what it was

46:07

but this one of ran up and. And

46:09

show you get you take. The.

46:13

Money you need to be listening to On

46:15

and Tennessee get when know chicken same exact

46:17

against can take a math class as a

46:19

thirteen dollars any size and. And.

46:22

You. Have. A

46:24

Canning Fine you enough? You're.

46:28

Drunk. Guess

46:31

a fan to test the phone. South

46:33

Africa Glad. That

46:37

is not a the low it yet your

46:39

glasses at chaotic to. The season.

46:41

Don't like chaos. As

46:43

chaos seats till too intense Iraq.

46:46

You didn't had a bad at how you could

46:48

about the my bladder is and will but my

46:51

last on glasses. Are

46:53

like my goods. You might like

46:55

your glasses but we don't as

46:57

a plan to take your glasses

46:59

off. Staying blind. You

47:01

all as the listen deaf. And

47:04

say I. Think

47:06

ah, it's a. Matter.

47:11

Of fact don't sit him represent

47:13

nurse them glass his own anymore

47:15

like com know you need to

47:17

sing with him glasses off saying

47:19

blind okay and will listen Death

47:21

can can all get together Clooney

47:23

sign language saying it. Since.

47:26

I have a reputation. Okay,

47:30

A rat and someone needs a breath

47:32

mint. Let's start with me, not me.

47:35

Okay to pass that up. Will have

47:37

gone up at the schism in season

47:39

three. Know about. Okay,

47:44

So. Tight. I'm

47:47

even on that the should aim

47:49

And right now as it the,

47:52

The Improv is really really good.

47:54

I mean near. It's actually something

47:56

that's inspiring because he's so three

47:58

on film to can apply. around

48:00

with just who

48:03

he is, it's just kind of liberating for

48:06

an actor to see an actor do that. I

48:09

don't know what happened. I don't know how he

48:12

kind of veered off the path.

48:14

He's had a lot of specials, but he was like the

48:17

it guy back then. I don't know if you remember. I

48:20

absolutely love to stand up. I was almost

48:22

like kind of stand up where when I

48:24

watch it, I'm like, oh man, I don't

48:26

know if I could ... In my dreams

48:28

be that good. This guy's good, like the

48:30

acting out part of it all. Like

48:34

same with you, loves his voice, loves his cadence. I

48:37

honestly thought like maybe because I didn't see him

48:39

in a while, so a lot of famous people

48:42

are a little eccentric. So

48:45

I thought maybe he just had like a thing

48:47

and he's been out of the spotlight and now

48:49

here he is back. But I

48:51

saw in the clip when he says stuff like Joe

48:54

Rogan don't want me on the Joe

48:56

Rogan show. Okay, you

48:59

can't wait. Every woman had what? Bro.

49:03

What? I don't

49:07

know if you should be doing impressions. I

49:09

don't know what we're doing. That wasn't good. No, it's kind

49:11

of like Forrest Gump, bro. Oh

49:13

really? Oh, all right. It's

49:15

like a Forrest Gump impersonation. Oh my

49:17

God, man. Just always ... No, I'm

49:20

just telling you, it like

49:23

stopped me in my tracks. All right.

49:25

I didn't know you were walking. All

49:27

right, so anyway, but when

49:29

he says that Joe Rogan doesn't want me on the Joe Rogan

49:31

show, it's like come on, dude. You can't wait and say,

49:33

why you want any show? Who wouldn't want you on? So

49:35

I don't know. I don't know how this guy hasn't been

49:37

on a show at all. Next

49:41

thing you know, he comes on Shannon Sharpe show. It was

49:43

43 million hits. Yeah,

49:45

but I feel like that's why ... Yeah. I

49:48

just thought that was by choice. He

49:50

kind of goes on the ... When

49:53

you went and thanked him by the way in the hallway for

49:55

the money, what did he say? Pluto.

50:01

Is is because we was walking. It

50:03

wasn't like a moment. Are we certain

50:05

spots? I bet this guy's tour. Is.

50:08

Sold out his got he's got tour

50:10

dates. On that alone

50:13

a disco go click on.

50:15

ah let's see in arena

50:17

is sold. If. While.

50:21

Adding dates and or means. They're.

50:24

Tyler thought about Iraq brought. Gaffe.

50:27

An art above viral. That's

50:29

what you call viral. They got dugout. When will you did?

50:31

What? did you just throw down your throat Or was it.

50:34

The didn't. Ah,

50:38

What? He did it I didn't like that was

50:40

of I got up multiple pieces. Now

50:43

just one piece to hum of us

50:45

do they he would a white guy

50:47

viral like just aromas waiting for the

50:49

cat leaves his have you no matter

50:51

where was all like like know he

50:53

just stuff he was saying The stuff

50:55

he was saying was you know these

50:57

I ellison sought talk about people steal

50:59

and jokes easier allow. Shannon

51:03

Sharpe had recently had. As

51:05

larvae. And cedric. The

51:10

shows. No signs saying

51:12

things about the career added pulled

51:14

it off What they should have

51:16

done, what they could have done.

51:18

And Katt Williams. Took.

51:20

It upon himself to go there and

51:22

give his version of gotcha. I saw

51:24

it. Like I said I saw a

51:26

snippets so I saw the clip where

51:29

they show and the cat williams is

51:31

great bit about the price a gas

51:33

him when he a pump only costs

51:35

das yeah and then they show Cedric

51:37

the Entertainer. is the same

51:39

bit so you know it's like pretty

51:41

cut and dry. The as. soon

51:45

as lot of moments like that in

51:47

the interview where you know he says

51:49

bring up these topics and and let

51:51

said something about him run on as

51:53

zero were like a forty yard dash

51:55

and three point nine seconds ah i'm

51:57

so there's a lot of things He

52:00

was saying that caused a

52:02

lot of uproar. A lot of

52:04

people responding to the podcast. Just

52:11

on sheer talent alone, the guys are a

52:13

comedian. He's really good.

52:16

Speaking of adoption,

52:19

adopted seven kids. This

52:22

guy's adopted seven kids. Oh, wow,

52:24

man. Wow. Which

52:26

is unbelievable. I feel like

52:29

the way that went viral, that's what

52:31

was about to happen if Andy Gossia

52:33

came on with us. Wait

52:36

a minute. I'm sorry.

52:38

We got the discount what you

52:40

just said. Tori Hart,

52:43

Kevin Hart's ex-wife set to join Cat

52:45

Williams on upcoming comedy tour. Is that

52:47

true? We're not wanting to

52:49

dive into pop culture here, but I don't even

52:51

know. Who knows if any of this shit's true.

52:53

I got to go. Yeah. We

52:56

got to wrap up too. We're rolling. We're just

52:58

a little east kid. Sorry. Yeah. There

53:01

you have it. Pete just ended

53:04

the show. He's got shit to

53:06

do. I got to get my daughter

53:08

a stool. No, bro. Good to get

53:10

the hell out of here, bro. We'll see you next

53:12

week. Thanks for watching the Primate Mashage. The

53:34

show has ended. You

53:39

bought them. I paused the movie. I bought the

53:42

sunglasses.