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Get yourself some ticks baby, now back to the

1:16

cast. Alright,

1:30

welcome everybody to the Pete and

1:32

Sebastian Show. We are remote. We

1:36

had a little speed bump in the

1:38

Pete and Sebastian Show. I came down

1:40

with COVID. Pete

1:42

was in Los Angeles. We had five guests,

1:44

I believe, lined up. We had to cancel

1:47

all those guests due to the fact that I

1:50

came down with COVID. And I got to tell

1:52

you, bro. This

1:55

hit me harder than it hit me before. I

1:57

don't know what the hell was in this COVID.

2:00

But it

2:02

was... Jesus. I

2:08

don't know when this started as far

2:10

as body aches when you got sick.

2:12

I don't remember ever getting sick and

2:14

my body hurting. I remember

2:17

getting a fever, you get a stuffed up

2:19

nose, you get a cough, but I didn't remember

2:21

getting out of bed and going, whoa, whoa,

2:23

what's wrong with my back? Wow.

2:28

It wasn't good

2:30

experience for me. We

2:33

gotta get into this. I believe it or not, when

2:36

we started this cast, you

2:38

know, I heard, I saw the text of you

2:40

and Patrick and he was saying, is

2:42

it all right if I'm in the room? I'm

2:44

like, what the hell is he talking about? I

2:47

already forgot that you had it because this shit

2:49

comes left to right with everybody, right? So now

2:51

I've had a flu, I've had a flu where my

2:54

body's achy. You could even buy the bottle on the

2:56

shelf at the drug store

2:58

that says for achy body, you know? So

3:00

that's a real thing. My question to you

3:02

is if there was never COVID, right? Never

3:05

existed, would you just be telling

3:07

me right now, bro, I had a bad

3:09

flu? Or would you be saying, I had

3:12

something I never had before? Yeah,

3:17

something I never had before. Really?

3:21

Really? No, you know. I'm

3:24

just gonna toss this out there. No conspiracy theory, no

3:26

nothing, but you know what I felt like I had?

3:29

You know what I felt like I had? What?

3:34

Man-made. What?

3:40

Man-made. Man. Yeah.

3:43

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

3:46

Yeah. Listen,

3:51

we don't get political, but I mean,

3:53

I don't see how anybody could root

3:55

for China in the Olympics ever again.

3:57

Yeah. Here we go. Is

3:59

that? What you said man made guy

4:02

was that means in Jersey, I mean you're

4:04

saying the same thing no Maybe

4:09

not maybe not output

4:15

you know he's I'm trying to see

4:18

by the way just just a full

4:20

disclosure if you're if you're

4:22

listening to this podcast I am working with

4:24

new in-ear headphones

4:27

right now and You

4:30

know what you get these

4:32

custom-made. I was going to try

4:34

to wear these while I was

4:36

doing stand-up So you wouldn't have

4:38

what are you looking at? Me

4:43

thank you. No, I'm not No

4:49

Because he did something on my screen yeah, I'm sitting

4:51

there going the guy's going on iTunes on my

4:53

computer in the middle of a show can him

5:00

Anyway continue dude, so

5:02

I mean That's

5:05

like scary isn't that scary that you think

5:07

you had a disease that a man made

5:10

specifically to put men and

5:13

women down What

5:15

the fuck is that hold on now? I hear like You

5:21

shut that down we got Bruce

5:23

Springsteen in the fucking that folks Sorry

5:26

Before I get into kovat. I

5:29

was describing these in-ear Headphones

5:32

I have right okay, and I was

5:34

gonna use them for stand-up because I

5:37

didn't want like monitors on You

5:39

know when you do a theater you got those

5:42

monitors on the stage I don't

5:44

like the way that looks looks sloppy to me

5:47

I want I want a clean look on stage,

5:49

so I figure all right.

5:51

Let me try these in ears and that

5:53

eliminates the monitors

5:55

because now I hear myself in

5:58

my head,

6:00

right? Well, they

6:03

come and they squeeze these, you know,

6:06

they custom make them. They come and

6:08

put this wax in your ear and fill

6:10

up your whole ear and then they take

6:13

out a mold and then they create these

6:16

in-ears from the mold, right? The

6:18

problem with me, right, once

6:21

you start doing this stuff in my

6:23

world, right, it never works. You

6:27

do this in Bruce Springsteen's head or you

6:30

do this in Beyonce's ears. When

6:33

they put them in the ear, it's like,

6:35

oh, it's beautiful, fits. I try to

6:37

put these back in my ear. I

6:40

feel like I got somebody else's ear

6:42

molds, right? Nothing

6:44

fits. It's

6:47

hanging out. It hurts.

6:49

Why? Right? Right, right.

6:52

I don't know. That doesn't make any sense. Do you have the right

6:54

and the left and the right? I

6:57

mean, maybe Bruce did like his the

6:59

first couple of times, but

7:01

how are you going to hear the crowd laughing?

7:05

These have microphones in them. I've already

7:07

tested them out. So it's

7:11

quite remarkable, the technology. So

7:13

if I'm talking to somebody

7:15

in the front row, these

7:17

basically act as ears. There's

7:19

microphones in each ear

7:21

and I could hear that person talk to

7:23

me and their voice goes

7:25

through the microphone into my

7:27

ear. So it's like, beautiful,

7:32

but it's just now, yeah. When

7:34

you wear these on stage, you have to wear

7:36

two, like, here, I'll show

7:39

you. Oh, wow. I'm attached to this thing.

7:42

Oh, man.

7:46

Fucking puppet. Marrying

7:49

it. I can't

7:51

even move right now. Thanks. So

7:53

here, you got to wear this

7:56

pack on you. You

7:59

got to wear this. you while you're

8:01

performing and you also have to wear

8:03

this one. So it's just

8:05

like too much shit hanging off your belt to wear

8:07

and like forget it. So I'm like all right let

8:09

me try it for the podcast which

8:12

I like them it's just it's

8:14

just it should be a little bit more comfortable

8:17

to wear but anyway I'm

8:19

working with these we'll see

8:21

what happens. I saw what's his name has these Tom

8:24

Segura has these and it looks like his

8:27

is like in his ear mine look like they're

8:29

falling out like I got like a fucking brain

8:31

tumor coming out of my ear. I

8:33

can't see much anyway that well looks all

8:36

right to me so that's it so you

8:38

scrapping doing that on stage but you messing

8:40

around with him possibly for the cast. This

8:42

is fascinating to me what you were saying

8:44

because I don't know if you were just

8:46

using those performers like Springsteen as a random

8:48

example but are

8:50

there performers that choose to do

8:53

that and then wearing those packs like that?

8:55

Yeah probably

8:57

dancing too like beyond

8:59

like listen this is interesting because I got

9:01

for Christmas someone got me a heated vest

9:04

which I love but with it you got

9:06

to have a battery in your pocket about

9:09

the size of one of those puppies and

9:11

then every time I come home I got to make sure

9:13

I go charge my battery if I want my vest to

9:15

be hot when I walk again. So maybe

9:17

that's like I'm starting to get used to it being

9:20

there now so I don't know

9:22

maybe after a couple shows do a few

9:24

warm-up shows in the middle of nowhere you'd

9:26

be like I don't feel the pack anymore

9:28

it's like it's not even there. Yeah it's

9:30

some getting used to I want to I want

9:32

to jump on your heated vest though. Who

9:35

bought you a heated vest? My

9:38

brother-in-law. Okay is

9:40

this yeah my is this

9:43

a you

9:46

know for Christmas you get a gift and

9:48

people go we didn't know what to

9:50

get you so we got you

9:52

a heated vest. Are

9:54

you wearing this because it's like a

9:56

family member gave it to me or

9:58

did you open the gift up will

10:01

go, he'd invest. You gotta

10:03

be shitting me. Well,

10:05

listen, I do that with everything I get,

10:07

but great question. But no, I did say

10:10

he'd invest because I had gotten Jackie one

10:12

last year. She returned it, which I thought

10:14

was a bad call, but my brother-in-law is

10:16

Jackie's brother who got it for me and

10:18

his son plays hockey. And he's

10:20

like, yeah, man, I, it's the parents. And one of the

10:22

parents started getting it and then we all did. It's just

10:25

great when you're sitting in that hockey rink, you just put

10:27

that thing on, you turn that thing on. It keeps you

10:29

warm. So I was like, yeah,

10:31

I'll try it where I walked the dog and stuff. So

10:33

I put it on and you know, you

10:35

got light blue is a little warm, dark

10:37

blue is a little warmer and red is

10:40

hot. And there's two buttons. I double red.

10:43

Then I put a sweater and a jacket

10:45

on and as I'm walking the dog, it's,

10:47

it's almost giving me like a, like

10:49

it's like a heated massage on my back

10:52

as I go block to block. Battery dies

10:54

fast on this bitch though. You know, if

10:57

you go skiing in it, you're going to have to

10:59

recharge your vest over lunch. Yeah.

11:02

I've tried the heated jacket

11:04

and, uh, I have to

11:06

admit, bro, I think this is a scam. Yeah.

11:10

Well, in what way, bro? You didn't feel the heat. You don't

11:12

feel heat. It don't work. If

11:17

you're telling, if you're telling me you pull

11:20

a heated jacket, I put this thing on, I

11:22

better be sweating where I got to turn

11:24

it down a little bit. Like

11:26

I had to ask the person that gave it to

11:29

me. I was using this on the set of bookie

11:31

because we were doing night shoots and it was a,

11:33

it was cold and they

11:35

gave it to me. And if I

11:37

have to ask, is this the highest it

11:39

goes? It don't work. Well,

11:42

yeah, but first of all, you got to have

11:44

a close to the skin. I can't fight through

11:46

a little sweater. It ain't a miracle worker. Okay.

11:48

But it's cool. You can walk naked with this

11:50

thing. No, no, I'm saying

11:52

you put it in your first layer, then you put

11:55

shit over it, which makes it just pressed to your

11:57

skin even more. So that's one. And

11:59

then two. Yeah, I mean see you

12:01

20 degrees out you can't put this thing on think

12:03

you're in Miami That's not how it works, but you're

12:05

gonna feel like you got hot chocolate constantly rolling down

12:07

your throat I mean, I can't believe you didn't feel

12:10

it, bro I'm really

12:12

surprised you're hot at all, bro The

12:16

jacket Luckily

12:19

season two maybe they upgrade the

12:21

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12:24

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12:26

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12:28

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I got to fix this

14:24

fucking weird thing unbelievable

14:30

bro like I don't know I see

14:32

them I see these people using these

14:35

on stage they're

14:37

in and out in and

14:40

out no problem you would think

14:42

I was screwing in I don't

14:45

mean to be rude here but like I've seen

14:47

which just fascinated me and I've wanted to do

14:49

it I've seen a video with a wax

14:51

the year they put all that shit in there and

14:54

then they got like a cute stick and

14:56

they let it dry and then they ripped a

14:58

stick out and like all this hair comes out

15:00

of the guy's ear and I feel

15:02

like if I did that if it did that I

15:04

feel like I'd be able to hear like a like

15:07

yeah I like a fucking bear or something so

15:09

what you no disrespect

15:11

to the dough we're gonna whack we got to do

15:13

a double wax the first wax gets the forest out

15:15

of your eardrum and then the second

15:18

wax molds the ear or did they like because

15:20

you know did you see the wax at the

15:22

end was it loaded in hair I'm

15:26

glad to bring this up because this

15:28

goes out to a lot of the

15:31

married couples out there every

15:33

now and then I see a husband

15:36

he's got he's got hair coming out

15:38

of his nose like long you know

15:41

like stalactites right or

15:43

he's got like like long hairs

15:45

coming out of his eyebrows and

15:48

then he's got a bush in

15:50

his ears now this is

15:52

the wife's responsibility

15:55

to look at that and

15:57

go what the fuck is in you so Lana

16:00

She just did the other day. I had five or six

16:02

stragglers coming out of my air. She goes get over here

16:04

I got to take care of that so

16:06

she Basically

16:09

grooms me like an ape she's

16:11

so She

16:14

plucks my ears if you're gonna straggler here

16:16

she takes it out, so

16:18

she's she's responsible for that now I

16:22

Know one guy, and he's a little older and

16:25

he's got hair coming out of every hole this

16:28

guy's got right and the

16:31

wife I Don't know if

16:33

she's just sitting there going To

16:35

lost cause like I don't know if it gets to

16:38

a point where you got 83

16:40

hairs coming out of your ear, and she's like

16:42

I ain't I ain't plucking 83 hairs out of

16:44

this guy's left ear every night You

16:47

listen exactly what you're saying. I've seen it in

16:49

stores when I used to live in New York

16:51

City Especially old man comes in with the with

16:53

that Eyebrows and mess

16:55

when I see that sadly my thought

16:57

is Nobody loves him

16:59

anymore There's

17:03

nobody looking at this guy going like

17:06

let's fix this everyone's You

17:09

know I mean like so that's so it's

17:11

not when you give up on yourself When is Lana gonna

17:13

give up on you and your kids aren't around? Maybe

17:16

your kids are away or living their lives

17:18

in my in another state you just Roll

17:21

in the streets Coming

17:23

out of you. There's no love anymore. There's

17:25

no there's no love anymore You know

17:27

what I forgot what I have to do

17:29

for this I forgot there's a

17:32

method to put these in I have to open

17:34

up my mouth and Put them

17:36

in and then close it one second Look

17:42

at that look at that

17:45

what? This

17:49

one's beautiful She's resting in there like

17:51

a little you didn't do that

17:53

with the other one you yelling What the fuck has you put should

17:55

I be doing that with my Raycon? Okay,

17:58

fuck testing

18:00

testing Jesus you're coming in like

18:03

you broke the way you're coming

18:05

in right now it's in the

18:07

center of my brain Wow bro

18:10

any idea what

18:12

you think you picked

18:20

up the big COVID again I mean Jesus

18:22

well you're like good for like it's like

18:24

a vacation once a year for you pick

18:27

this up plus you don't know any Chinese

18:29

yet I get

18:32

what the Chinese listen

18:35

yeah people ask I

18:38

don't understand this question people

18:40

go where'd you get it they

18:43

were worried I get it really

18:45

think I walked into a COVID factory and picked it

18:47

up I don't

18:49

know somebody I came in contact with it

18:51

had it and I got

18:54

it right so this I

18:58

ain't catching it so

19:03

it's out there man it's

19:05

out there it's out there it's it's running

19:07

rampant I got it

19:09

and I'm glad I got it now although

19:11

it did screw up our podcasting but I'm

19:13

glad I got it now because it would

19:15

have sucked if I got it during filming

19:17

of the bookie or I got

19:20

it on tour where I had to cancel shows but

19:22

yeah yeah yeah yeah

19:25

so sorry I screwed up your your by

19:28

the way when I called you you

19:32

were staying with a friend of

19:35

yours right yeah

19:37

just for the night I landed that day

19:39

yeah okay anything

19:42

happened with

19:44

you being a guest at somebody's house

19:47

where you made a mental note and

19:50

go mmm right

19:53

I like this I like that I don't

19:55

you know I should do this next time

19:57

anything happened there Well,

20:00

I'm not I mean listen the hospitality on there and

20:02

there's off the charts So it's like it's like it

20:04

gets to a level where you like you

20:07

got it down the nail And I mean open up the

20:09

fridge and there's a six-pack of blue moon on life You

20:12

know I'm saying so But yeah,

20:15

no everything was great. Like I said, I was

20:17

in and out quick visit and

20:19

then to a hotel at the I was so

20:21

looking forward to I was gonna be a hotel

20:24

right at the bottom of the hill by you

20:26

It's gonna watch the Bills game get

20:28

a little couple of fish tacos But

20:31

like you said to man you had you had

20:33

tested negative at that moment But you

20:35

know those things can jump back lately You

20:38

get a negative next thing is positive in

20:40

the texture you go a little bit I

20:42

don't want to you know, put Andy Garcia

20:44

in harm's way. Oh my god. Could you

20:46

imagine? No, and he's got to

20:49

shut down his latest flick Show

20:51

the latest flick. I mean shit. I you know

20:53

you get guys up in age like

20:55

that Not only shut

20:57

down the latest flick But you know this guy could

20:59

be on a respirator in four days So I

21:02

had a call with a guy my age we had a business

21:04

call He couldn't get the call with doing a zoom and a

21:07

few people is like I got kovate I

21:09

can't get on if I'm like I never

21:11

heard of kovat where you can't even take

21:13

a zoom call Wow me

21:15

I couldn't either cuz I was coughing up along

21:19

Wow Man, glad you're on the man, dude.

21:21

I don't know geez what is going on

21:24

with this? I don't know. I'll tell you

21:26

I didn't want to come at you hard right now with this But

21:29

you know, I know you're going going healthy

21:31

for the new year changing the life

21:35

and I'm no doctor,

21:37

but I I think I know what your biggest

21:39

problem is and Let

21:41

me be the guy pushing you over cuz

21:44

I'm there now, bro. I'm officially plant-based

21:50

plant-based guy.

21:52

Yeah, I'm practically in the fucking ballet

21:55

over here Just

21:58

had meatballs yesterday you ready for

22:00

this on this guy on this guy you

22:02

wouldn't even know it wasn't me

22:18

what what is bro you tried

22:20

this before with the

22:22

man I remember all it's the food

22:24

I'm eating that lasted three days now

22:26

all of a sudden plant base come

22:28

on bro you kidding well listen listen

22:31

here's the deal about two weeks ago

22:33

Jackie saw a different doc on Netflix

22:35

came into the kitchen with the other

22:37

aspect of it you know more about

22:39

the animals and how dirty they

22:41

are and how much again I touched on that when

22:43

I was going off that time on the cast like

22:46

how much they're taken up and

22:49

then I was coming home from LA and

22:51

I had my TV on and

22:55

I caught a documentary on my Delta flight it's

22:57

about an hour and a half and again it

22:59

was one of these puppies but

23:02

this one was really focusing in

23:04

on these animals okay first of

23:06

all every piece of meat from poultry

23:09

to beef you get it it's

23:11

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23:13

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23:50

many pigs as there are

23:52

human beings and

23:55

get this for every like

23:57

let's say pigs the give

23:59

a off 10 times the amount of

24:01

shit, a hundred times I think the amount

24:03

of shit than we do right so for

24:05

all the pigs in North

24:07

Carolina all their shit equals

24:09

the amount of human shit up

24:12

and down the entire East Coast and

24:15

that's all going back into the ground into

24:17

the water I mean I love bacon I

24:20

love ham but what horse

24:22

bra so and

24:25

then I'm sorry man I'm

24:28

watching these freaking people on

24:30

all these pills they

24:33

go plant-based we cut back to them two weeks

24:35

later the lady's skipping down a sidewalk I haven't

24:37

had a pill in days my blood pressure now

24:39

and you go to the

24:41

doctors and they're like I know what pills to give

24:43

you to deal with this I'm not

24:46

getting into what you should eat that's a whole different

24:48

thing but I can tell you when you do have

24:50

this this is what pills you should just

24:52

want to get you hooked doctors

24:55

are not your friend bro you

24:57

all that shit so I'm anyway you know me I'm

24:59

on it for like two days but

25:03

I'm locked in this time I'm locked in what

25:05

are you eating well

25:08

first Jackie made like a she took

25:10

and again once you start saying you're into

25:12

it other people come forward and say

25:14

they're doing and stuff and they start

25:16

giving you recipes and here's the biggest

25:18

thing the number one thing that made

25:20

me switch it was what

25:22

I sent to you remember when I sent

25:25

you that thing with Steve Jobs that little clip

25:27

I don't if you watch that I texted

25:29

it to you and he was saying

25:32

when he was dying oh yeah yeah at

25:35

57 and like the five

25:38

things he learned that matter the most you know

25:40

and it was like it's not money it was

25:42

love and this that but the one thing he

25:44

said he's like treat your

25:46

food like medicine or someday

25:49

you're gonna be eating your medicine like food

25:51

and that was like so

25:54

now when somebody suggests to us like

25:56

Jackie soaked up all these beans pressed

25:59

it really like a pancake

26:02

and baked it and then you cut them in slices

26:04

and You put them in

26:06

the toaster and you take them out and you

26:08

add a little avocado and you bite in it

26:10

It's like you're eating old bean which is protein

26:13

with avocado But more

26:15

important bro, you know, you gotta think

26:17

I use medicine man. I ain't letting

26:19

the doctor I ain't gonna be 80

26:21

or 75 doing my fucking pills. Fuck

26:23

that man Don't let the doctors win

26:25

bro. If I'm going down it's what

26:27

it's from weed I'm

26:32

just saying, you know eat healthy. It's

26:34

like it's like I don't know I don't want to

26:36

be pretty cheap, but that's what I'm doing for

26:38

now I'm sure I'll bite into

26:40

a goddamn ass turkey sub by Friday.

26:42

I applaud your

26:45

new Path

26:47

it's very very admirable

26:49

that you're going plant-based Mayor

26:53

Adams, New York City mayor. He's all

26:55

you see him. He was on the

26:57

documentary He free no

26:59

switch to plant-based goes to

27:01

see his doctor the doctor's like how's the

27:03

diet going? How the pills go he handed

27:05

the doctor a big bag as your

27:07

pills haven't taken him in two weeks Because

27:10

the doctor looked at his testicles. Everything's looking good. It's

27:12

going down. He's like I didn't even take your pills,

27:14

bro I've been eating fake

27:16

meatballs I'm

27:21

telling you man. It's gonna make some of those

27:23

aches and pains go away. I believe it. I

27:25

believe it I'm not I'm not Denying

27:27

it but then on the flip

27:30

side though. You're putting like all

27:32

this carcinogens into your body with with

27:34

the pot. So what? What

27:36

gifts? carcinogens. Oh

27:38

my god. Here we go Am

27:41

I with the carcinogens? Did

27:43

you see did you see that awesome stand-up

27:46

clip with cat Williams? He said it best

27:48

right? He was like He

27:50

said as far as weed goes unless

27:52

you got some medical problem If

27:56

you're just a regular person and you're not

27:58

smoking weed, you know, then what? Something is

28:00

wrong with you. It's a flower. God

28:02

put it here for us. That's what it's there

28:04

for. I don't know if you said this

28:07

part. I may be adding this. Maybe he said it, whatever.

28:09

But I feel like when you get to heaven, God's going

28:11

to be like, oh my God, why weren't you guys all

28:13

smoking? I put it there for you. Yeah,

28:15

I put here. He put pigs here

28:17

too for us to eat. I don't know. No,

28:21

those were not for you. They were not for you. No.

28:25

No. Look at your teeth. They're not meant

28:27

to grind down meat,

28:29

bro. Look at the most powerful animals in

28:31

the world. The rhino, elephant. They're banging out

28:33

bamboo and grass all day. They're not eating

28:35

meat. You can walk right past an elephant.

28:37

He's not going to bite you. Yeah,

28:40

but the elephant's not having a

28:42

beautiful dinner with some cabernet and

28:45

a nice tea bone. Well,

28:49

I know. Maybe you lost cause, but I'm

28:51

telling you, our kids are going to grow

28:53

up eating fly pancakes. I'm

28:56

telling you, dude. Everyone's

28:58

like, Bill Gates. This is me talking

29:00

now though, but Bill Gates is like

29:02

buying up all the farmland and people

29:04

are like, what's he doing with that?

29:06

He can't make us eat fake meat.

29:08

I feel like Gates is like, I'm

29:10

just trying to help everybody enjoy

29:12

it every time and someday. Or

29:16

he's looking at his bank account going,

29:18

I don't know, maybe I'll just buy

29:20

North America. All right. Hey, listen. Enjoy

29:25

your meat, bro. I

29:27

will. And

29:29

I will welcome you back to

29:32

the meat train next week. Let

29:34

me tell you, yesterday we had a wedding

29:37

ball, wedding soup, wedding soup. What do

29:39

you call that? With the meatballs? Yeah,

29:41

yeah, with the meatballs. I said

29:45

to Jackie, I said to Jackie, because the

29:47

meatballs, we couldn't believe it. Somebody gave us

29:49

a recipe. I said, don't even tell Sadie.

29:52

These aren't meat. I want to see what happens. Sadie

29:54

is not on board with this shit. She

29:57

bites into it. Oh, it's a little spicy, Dad. I

30:00

like them. I like them. It's

30:02

a little embarrassing when someone thinks they're eating meat and

30:05

not you don't you don't want to be a jerk

30:07

And be like it's not me so I still haven't

30:09

told her cuz if I we're having it again tonight

30:11

And if I tell her then she

30:13

won't I could tell ya know I could tell

30:15

and then she won't have it It's all in

30:17

the mind, bro What

30:20

are they made of I? Forgot

30:23

I gotta ask Jackie. She's got the rest is good guy.

30:25

What am I the chef? I don't know what anything's made

30:27

of but I mean it Jack!

30:31

Jesus, it's not around. It's not around. I gotta

30:33

find out, but yeah, I'll get you the recipe

30:35

dude Just do it

30:38

for like a week man get yourself a nutritionist

30:40

and just do it for one Week

30:43

and report back to me man. You'd

30:45

be doing cartwheels. I think I'm

30:48

not I'll

30:50

try it. Oh, oh you're saying I see what

30:52

you're saying there. You're saying it's not that you're

30:54

not saying It's not gonna work. You're just saying

30:57

it's not worth not eating Meets

30:59

and all the wonderful things that I'm so

31:02

these people in the video They're

31:04

like full bore like they won't do

31:07

dairy because then they get into like

31:09

the cows and all that That's

31:12

crap. I'm doing just meat right now. I'm just doing

31:14

meat and chicken. We'll see how that goes Then they

31:16

go to fish this mercury home like what do you

31:18

want to do just think? I didn't

31:20

chew get all fours and eat my own grass

31:22

in my front lawn. That's it with a water

31:26

What do you have like what's if you can't have

31:28

the meats and the chickens and the fishes? What

31:31

are you eating? For lunch say

31:33

what do you have for lunch? Well,

31:36

I Jackie actually has one of those things

31:38

I had mentioned before waiting for me But

31:41

I told her she

31:43

didn't put all the meatballs in the wedding soup So

31:46

I'm gonna smush a couple them meatballs with

31:48

a little avocado and a little tomato on

31:50

a roll And I'm gonna have a meatball

31:52

sub Meatball

31:54

sub Yeah,

31:56

I'm saying so and it's great eat

31:59

it And then you like,

32:01

oh my God, it basically just had a

32:03

salad in a sandwich.

32:07

You really feel like, I gotta

32:11

be careful, I've only been doing it for like two

32:13

and a half days, but I do feel very energetic,

32:15

bro. That's good.

32:17

That's good. Alright. I hope this lasts.

32:20

I hope this lasts. Me too. I

32:23

hope this lasts. Me too. The

32:25

theme's a

32:27

bastion show. Any

32:34

problems on the airplane coming out west

32:36

or going back east? Actually

32:38

I got one that, it's kind of winded here,

32:40

but I need your input all

32:42

the way through and I want your opinion

32:45

about, like it got

32:47

bad and it got ugly. So

32:51

this last one going out to Portland, going

32:53

out to LA was a nightmare, but right

32:56

before that, because Buffalo had gotten hit

32:58

a lot. Alright. So I

33:00

was coming back from, I was

33:03

doing Long Island and

33:05

then I was at JFK airport and

33:07

Buffalo had a snow storm and

33:09

no flights, everyone's flight was getting canceled. Mine was

33:12

like at 8am and I woke up and it

33:14

still wasn't canceled. So I left the hotel and

33:16

I'm like, alright, I guess we'll go for it.

33:18

I get to JFK, everything's

33:20

canceled, mine's still going.

33:23

We get on, plane's packed,

33:25

it's a small plane and we freaking

33:28

land at JFK in the

33:30

middle of the snow and when we come

33:32

in and everyone was quiet, when we land, it

33:34

was like a little nerve wracking, but we landed.

33:37

And then we go in and the airport's like, we can't

33:40

believe that you guys came in. We've been closed for 12

33:42

hours. Next thing you know, they

33:44

said the JFK flight's coming in. We had no

33:47

idea why. No one stopped it.

33:49

It was like they weren't expecting it and

33:51

it is coming down, right? Now

33:53

I live, as I said, about

33:55

50 minutes from the airport. Basically

33:57

you run along the lake. all

34:01

the way towards Pennsylvania and that runway where

34:03

I live that 15 minutes

34:06

it just gets blast it's called the snow belt

34:08

and like any part of that you could

34:10

be driving to have no snow and then all

34:12

of a sudden you can't see it's

34:15

like really unpredictable so

34:18

I land and the snow is so bad it's

34:20

coming down like I can't even believe we landed

34:22

so now I got to get my car from

34:24

the parking spot so I got to go out

34:26

and get the shuttle so I'm

34:28

calling for the shuttle and they leave a

34:30

message saying due to the storm we

34:32

closed I'm like what I'm trying

34:35

to watch the f-bombs I met a woman in

34:37

Charlotte she loves to show she wishes I wouldn't

34:39

curse as much so

34:42

I'm like the shuttle's supposed to be 24 hours you can't

34:44

my plane lands with your clothes what the

34:47

fuck so I go to the

34:49

guy oh you just

34:53

said he's a swear you just drop me I

34:56

know good I'm sorry no

34:59

you're right Charlotte I'm so sorry so

35:01

I go to the guy doing the traffic to cop

35:03

air and I was like parking

35:05

spots not bringing the shuttle you think I could

35:07

just still go there if I can get there

35:09

and get my car out because I pay automatically

35:12

anyway you know and he goes yeah right I

35:14

would think so so

35:16

I get a cab I

35:18

go listen I just gotta go to parking spot it

35:20

charges me double it's so bad out because I gotta

35:22

get you there so we drive

35:25

around just outside the airport and there's

35:27

what's the parking spot now the parking

35:29

spot they freakin put all

35:31

their shuttles barricading every

35:34

entrance in and out of the

35:36

place so even if I

35:38

got my car and paid I couldn't get

35:40

out now the can

35:42

be I'm like I don't know what to do

35:44

there's a hotel right next to me I go

35:46

yeah I'll get out here so he leaves I'm

35:48

standing I don't even boots on like I got

35:50

regular shoes on I'm in the middle of a

35:52

snowstorm in front of the parking spot that's not

35:54

open I'm like holy shit I walked to the

35:56

hotel right there like snow up like

35:59

foot half. I go

36:02

inside and the place is mobbed. People trying

36:04

to get out. They know they can't get

36:06

out so they're playing cards in the lobby

36:08

and this and that. So

36:11

I called Jackie and she's like, yeah, we're

36:13

clear here right now. The snow stopped. But

36:16

I hit it. But the news says it's

36:18

really bad from us to you and it's

36:21

only going to get worse. And

36:23

this is like a Sunday and Monday everybody was

36:25

off. So we were looking forward to watching a

36:27

movie and shit. I'm like 50 minutes and 50

36:30

minutes from my house. So

36:33

I go, all right. I go, I guess

36:35

I'll just get a hotel or something here.

36:37

So I check online. I guess I'm right

36:40

with the airport buffalo. And the only thing

36:42

left was some dumpy motel and it

36:45

was like a half a mile away and

36:47

nothing was running. No Uber or nothing.

36:49

So I would like walk. I'm

36:52

like, I'll walk to the McDonald's. Then I'll go

36:54

in there and I'll warm up and

36:56

they'll keep going. So

36:58

I walked to the McDonald's. I get there to McDonald's

37:01

ain't open. Nothing's open. I'm like, holy shit. Now I'm

37:03

halfway. I'm going to get, I'm going to be that

37:05

guy that dies on the shoulder. So

37:08

then I run to like a little gas station and

37:10

the guy unlocks it and lets me warm up and they're

37:13

long enough to like, I can make it to the hotel.

37:15

Check in.

37:19

This is with luggage. I

37:22

only have a backpack. I pack so light.

37:24

Jackie got me this new backpack for Christmas.

37:26

Awesome. So that's all I have. And

37:30

I get to the hotel. I check in and

37:32

I call Jackie. I'm sorry for making this long

37:34

winded, but now I'm in the hotel and a dumpy

37:36

hotel in Buffalo looking outside

37:38

and she's like, it's like

37:40

11 in the morning and she's like, I'm

37:43

going to talk to my dad. If he's up to it, we're going to, we're

37:46

going to go for it. We're going to try and come get you. So I

37:49

was like, all right, but you know, don't risk

37:51

your life just to get here. If it's bad, we'll turn off. If

37:53

it's bad, we'll turn off. I'll let you know. Let me see what

37:55

my dad says. So she calls

37:57

the dad and now meanwhile they got like.

38:00

The restaurant down below is at least open.

38:02

They got the game on. I'm like, this

38:05

is a shitty situation I'd rather be home,

38:07

but everybody's safe. Everybody's fine So

38:10

she calls back. We're gonna go for it. I'm like,

38:12

are you sure I go? It's not too bad where

38:14

I am And she's like it's

38:16

not too bad here. I mean the news says it could be a little

38:18

rough along the way We're gonna go for it. And like I said, if

38:20

it's bad, we'll turn around. Okay, they call me

38:22

by half hour later We're on our way. Here

38:24

we go. So then about a

38:26

half hour later. They call back so far. It's not

38:29

bad Now it takes about like I said 45 to

38:31

50 minutes to get to me So

38:33

then about 10 minutes after that, I you

38:36

know, I'm looking on my phone and it's like coming

38:38

up Through ways closed for

38:40

commercial cars stay off at all costs

38:42

blah blah blah So I call back

38:44

and every time I call her father's

38:46

driving a guy's 86 years old 86

38:48

driving a pickup And every

38:50

time she's like, okay, it's good now. I call go. How's

38:53

it go? We can't talk right now I can't talk I write people

38:55

we got both eyes on the road. We can't talk Now

38:57

it's like it's like cold Clooney in a perfect

38:59

storm what he's fucking on the boat the way

39:01

in the head There's

39:04

no fish but died So

39:12

I'm like I know I'm in my thing

39:14

like I don't need this shit I don't

39:16

need to worry if my father-in-law and wife

39:18

are dying. Well, you know so

39:22

I got find my phone so I'm watching Jackie

39:24

and And they ain't moving

39:27

now. They just stopped and it's the through

39:29

way. So I'm like, holy shit So

39:32

call back and she's like we white it out. We

39:34

can't see anything We cannot see a thing in front

39:36

of us We'll follow on a cop and then he

39:39

turned off and now we got nothing. Oh wait that

39:41

dad dad. There's the road There's the road dad go

39:43

go go go and then they just start

39:45

following the road again. I gotta go. I gotta go We'll call you back.

39:47

Call you back Then

39:49

like, you know and then she's like we'll get

39:52

back on. Okay, we're in we stopped There's a

39:54

line of us someone must have a there's a

39:56

couple trailers off to the side that fell there

39:58

on their side We're

40:00

all going slow straight ahead, but we stopped for

40:02

a moment. I don't know what's going on We

40:04

can't see anything, but we're following the car in

40:06

front of you, right? I'm like You're

40:09

not I go. What are you doing? She's like, oh

40:11

my god. Are you seriously gonna be ungrateful right now?

40:13

We're coming to get you and that's what you're saying

40:15

to me feet on the phone That's

40:17

not just another me right and I'm like, oh don't you said

40:19

you were gonna get on where was I gonna get off? We

40:22

couldn't get off. So I'm not I'm not

40:24

saying anything Okay, okay. I'll talk

40:26

to you later. So then I hang up and

40:28

I'm waiting there I'm just sitting in this

40:31

dumpy room watching them and I'm exhausted worrying

40:33

and then finally I see I see them

40:35

start to move again So

40:37

she gets back on she calls me. She's like is

40:39

there anything by you? I go the snow stopped here

40:42

I go. It's clear. It's just windy as hell, but

40:44

there's no more snow right now. It's freezing All

40:47

right, dad. It's apparently Pete says it's okay where he

40:49

is So, you know

40:51

they keep going and finally it

40:53

takes them two and a half hours and

40:55

she's like we're almost here We just got

40:57

out of it. It was like a wall.

40:59

It just cleared. It was like we couldn't

41:01

believe it It's like paradise for an hour.

41:03

We couldn't see we don't gonna die and

41:05

oh my god It's so crazy when

41:08

we pull up we're gonna run in and use

41:10

the bathroom and then we'll leave Oh, yeah,

41:12

cuz the last time we were fighting on the phone not

41:14

fighting which is yelling at me I go, well, what do you what do you what are

41:16

you guys gonna do when you get here? Sleeping in

41:18

a room with me like why you you

41:20

know So when she gets

41:23

there they go to restroom they come out

41:25

and Jackie's like you don't understand we

41:27

were on the thruway and sometimes there's like

41:29

11 miles between exits and Like

41:32

a mile past an exit it just

41:34

turned and you couldn't see anything So

41:36

then you couldn't get off and

41:38

then when you finally got to the exit where you

41:40

could get off But it

41:43

was all you couldn't see it. You didn't know where

41:45

it was. Nobody was getting off the road was closed

41:47

man So you're like you just better off just going

41:50

So they're like, all right get in we're gonna go

41:52

back, but we're gonna take a smaller

41:54

road route five and I'm

41:57

in the back and and and that

42:00

We're going now. We're leaving the airport and

42:02

it's fine, you know, and they're like, oh it's

42:04

gonna turn don't worry And my father-in-law is amazing.

42:07

I miss guys 80 freakin six years

42:09

old and he's like Jesus Peter We should have got

42:11

you a beer back there. Calm down. We'll be fine,

42:13

you know, and then bro All

42:16

of a sudden you see it like just

42:18

a wall like a monster And

42:21

my father-in-law is like here we go.

42:23

Everybody ready? Let's go and you get

42:25

into this thing and you can't see

42:27

you can't see Anything my

42:30

father-in-law is driving. It's so bad

42:32

that the wipers are collecting ice

42:35

So he's got to keep stopping on the middle of the

42:37

road and him and Jackie cuz I'm in the back They

42:40

quit pop out banging the ice off the

42:42

wipers like knowing you smack them So the you know

42:44

and then they get back in they go but you

42:46

got to do it quick as a semi Might be

42:48

coming up behind you would not see And

42:53

it's and at one point you're going and you

42:55

can barely see the pavement and then

42:57

finally bro You couldn't see anything nothing. Everything was

42:59

just white and I'm like Mike you

43:01

gotta stop Mike. You gotta Mike stop You gotta stop

43:03

and he's like I can't stop if I

43:05

stop you're never gonna get out of here So he's doing

43:07

like 10. He's doing 10 miles an hour Just

43:10

into fucking nothing, bro

43:12

I know this I'm but

43:15

then like within five seconds of that

43:17

you just you just see a tiny bit

43:19

of plow pavement I get all right there.

43:21

Yeah, so now like oh you'll see you

43:23

a house Just

43:26

enough of something and

43:28

it was like this for an hour and a half Took

43:31

us two and a half hours to get home So

43:35

this is an 86 year old man What

43:38

why? You don't just

43:40

spend the night Your

43:43

car is still there. You got to go back anyway

43:46

Bro, all my point all

43:49

because because it was clear where

43:51

Jackie was and it was clear where I

43:53

was So she said well go if

43:56

it's bad, we'll turn around And

43:59

they didn't turn around And they I told you why

44:01

they said they didn't turn around but like I can't

44:03

say any that if I say that They make it

44:06

sound like they she makes it sound like she rescued

44:08

me from a burning building I'll

44:10

Pete get you gonna hit me with this. I told you

44:12

we couldn't turn around I mean, you're so ungrateful. We came

44:14

all the way there to get you Overweight

44:17

there. What do you think? I was huddled in a

44:19

fucking homemade glue trying to keep warm from I mean,

44:22

I appreciate the effort but the

44:25

judgment was just Way

44:27

off we're too old to be doing

44:29

that my father-in-law's 86 years old, bro

44:31

He just drove five hours in

44:34

a fucking white out at 86 years old. How's

44:37

your Sunday? How's your Sunday? Is that what you want to be doing at

44:39

86? So

44:43

and then lastly bro, I

44:45

couldn't even watch TV that night because

44:48

I was so mentally drained from watching

44:50

them um, find my

44:52

phone app for two and a half hours and then

44:54

from Fighting for my life

44:56

looking for a windshield for two and a half hours. I

44:58

was just well, you gotta go back Anyway

45:00

to get the car. I know

45:03

I got my one of my closest friends works right

45:07

by The parking spot and

45:09

the next day. Oh, yeah, this is a great

45:12

thing, right? So the next day was Monday and

45:14

he's like, I'll give you I could drop you off there. No problem

45:17

So I get in with him. He's got a

45:19

pickup. I bring my shovel And

45:22

I'm wearing my uggs because I figured I might have

45:24

to dig myself out of parking spot now

45:26

It's still coming down. Believe it or

45:28

not like a light flakes still coming

45:30

down, but The plows have

45:32

been out for a while doing that thing He

45:35

drops in you off because you want to tell you guys I got not

45:37

just drive me off the wall walking together It's a

45:39

just over the parking spot. He leaves

45:42

I go to walk in fucking lady Sorry

45:44

for the cursing behind the booth She

45:47

sees me I got my shovel and she

45:49

goes pulls down the window slides. She goes where you going?

45:52

I go. Hey, let's get dig my car. I get out

45:54

of here and she goes you can't you can't walk

45:56

to your car They're out there. They're out there plowing

45:58

right now and for safety purposes You can't walk

46:00

your car. You got to take the shuttle. I go

46:02

my car is right there lady You

46:04

got to take the shuttle you got to go to

46:07

the airport Get the

46:09

shuttle to come back. Yeah, I know what I

46:11

did for Evan does this in years I got

46:13

the show look I go yeah, honey. Call the

46:15

cops and I fucking walk I

46:17

will call I go ahead and I just start

46:19

walking and she goes I'm calling Jesus Christ and

46:21

she gets on the walk He's coming

46:23

back there. He's just walking. I'm calling the

46:25

cops. He's coming and I'm like this lady's

46:27

nuts I go back there. There's

46:29

one guy with a bobcat You

46:32

know scooping up snow and so

46:34

I go to get my car dig it out

46:36

I'm like no and my head like there's no

46:38

way I mean people are stealing from TVs from

46:40

Walmart They ain't getting arrested you get the cops

46:42

coming here, right? Because you walk so no one

46:44

comes I Walked to

46:46

my car. I get it out. I drive back up

46:49

I was gonna go out the other side where

46:51

I don't have to deal her but instead I drive

46:53

up to her and Real

46:55

nice just like this. I put the window down. I

46:57

go miss I Landed

47:01

yesterday at noon Can't

47:04

drop me off here. You barricaded the entrances

47:06

so I couldn't get out I'm standing in

47:08

a snowstorm in my shoes. I got to

47:10

walk a half a mile on a blizzard

47:12

to a dumpy hotel Spending

47:14

night my father-in-law picks me up. I

47:16

come back here. I got my shovel ready All

47:18

I want to do is get my goddamn car

47:20

out and you're gonna call cops on me And

47:24

she goes I didn't call him but you

47:26

could get hurt back there I know what you're

47:28

saying lady, but you're gonna call the cops on

47:30

me for getting my car out Jesus Christ You

47:32

shouldn't have been closed. I

47:35

know you want to water should you cuz they give you

47:37

a free war? You know, I don't want to water calm

47:39

down. I drove off but

47:41

dude, you know, it's those winters

47:43

wear me out Listen,

47:46

I Don't understand

47:48

and I don't know when this started

47:51

Where water Is

47:55

supposed to like take care of

47:57

everything right like you get an argument and

47:59

that At the end they go, you want a water?

48:01

Like all of a sudden you go, oh yeah,

48:03

nah, yeah, give me water. What

48:06

the fuck am I thinking? You know, like, why

48:08

is it water that's supposed

48:10

to take care of everything?

48:14

Maybe I used to be a cigarette. Oh yeah.

48:18

No, no, it's like your flight's canceled.

48:20

Oh really? Want a water? Oh

48:23

yeah. Yeah, give me water. Like, oh my

48:25

god, thank god you asked me for the

48:27

water because if you didn't have that,

48:29

I would've been really mad. Like, what the fuck is with

48:31

this water shit? I know, man,

48:33

you know? And again, I

48:36

don't want to be that guy, but if

48:38

you look at the documentary, the plastic particles

48:40

and those plastic water bottles. Bro,

48:44

practically Joe Rogan over here. It's unbelievable with the

48:46

information. I'm dull. Oh

48:51

yeah, that was the story. And it's

48:53

just, I mean, I literally, you

48:55

know, you're just constantly worried about the weather in

48:57

the winter around here, getting out, getting in. So

49:01

that's that. Well,

49:03

you know, Jackie

49:06

fights the elements with

49:08

her father to come and get you, which shows

49:11

to me, you have a wife

49:13

that was willing to put

49:16

herself and her father at risk to come and

49:18

get you. And that brings me to my

49:21

point. When

49:24

you get sick or when Jackie

49:26

gets sick, who is the better

49:28

nurse in your marriage? Who's

49:32

better at taking care of the other

49:34

person? Oh, she is. She

49:36

is without a doubt. Without a doubt. Okay.

49:39

Not in a nurturing way though in a,

49:42

what's best to do to get you better

49:44

way. So you know, she's not going to

49:46

sit there and pat your forehead with a

49:48

warm washcloth, at least not mine. Yeah.

49:50

But she'll give you what you should have. How about

49:52

you? Know on it. Know

49:54

what you should have. Who's better? Well,

49:57

I came down with COVID. the

50:00

night I came down with Covid, she's

50:04

getting ready to

50:07

go out. I go, where are you going? She

50:10

wasn't going out to dinner. That dinner I

50:12

told you about. I go, yeah, but that

50:14

dinner was planned

50:16

before I had Covid, right? She

50:19

goes, yeah, but what am I gonna

50:22

do? You got Covid.

50:25

You're an isolation. What am I gonna do?

50:28

I don't know. What's

50:33

the way I can't breathe? Right?

50:38

There was not no like,

50:42

it's like fend for yourself shit, bro. Right?

50:46

Well, I mean, it was something they had to take

50:48

care of the kids, obviously. So she wasn't like putting

50:50

you in a situation where they had the kids just

50:52

so the listeners know. But I

50:55

like Lana's attitude with this because I'm like, I'm

50:57

like tying to people making a

50:59

big deal out of Covid. I mean, it's

51:01

a thing you get now. I

51:03

got dinner plans, get

51:05

an afghan, curl up, watch

51:07

a mob movie and get some popcorn.

51:10

I'm not saying I was like, oh,

51:13

she's leaving. I'm just saying it

51:15

now. You're saying it now. I

51:20

get it. I'm just saying. Okay.

51:27

It's very Italian. It's

51:29

very Italian for older Italian

51:31

men to think that everybody's

51:33

gotta stop their regular lifestyle

51:35

until the head of the house is

51:38

better. Get the silver

51:40

back up and running. You're

51:42

not balling brand though,

51:47

guy. The

51:49

whole family business doesn't come to a stop

51:52

because you're blowing into a tissue.

51:57

So while I was in isolation,

52:00

I came up with this idea and I

52:04

want to get your take. Sick

52:08

kits. Sick

52:11

kits? K-I-T-S. A

52:14

sick kit. Because

52:19

I'm not... When I get sick,

52:21

I'm all over the map. I don't... Like,

52:24

I don't put a box of Kleenex

52:27

next to the bed, right? I'll

52:29

like... It's in the bathroom so I

52:32

have to keep getting up to get it. Like

52:35

I feel like if I move the

52:37

Kleenex to the side

52:39

of the bed, that's almost telling me I'm

52:42

going to be here for a while. I

52:45

don't want to have that feeling where I got to

52:48

like put

52:50

the thermometer there. Like, you know,

52:52

the bedside table becomes like a

52:54

medicine chest. I don't want that

52:56

look. Right.

53:01

Do you want like if someone walked in, they

53:03

wouldn't even know there was a sick person in

53:05

here? Yeah. Well, that's

53:07

the look I'm going

53:10

for. But I notice

53:12

I don't have the

53:14

right things readily available. So

53:17

I made a kit

53:20

where if you get sick, it's

53:22

a bag. You just take the bag.

53:24

In the bag there's a thermometer. There's

53:27

vitamin C packets, Nyquil,

53:30

Tylenol. What

53:32

else did I put in there? Kleenex.

53:37

I put... Hall's

53:40

mentholyptus. I put

53:42

in... Sounds a lot like a medicine tablet

53:44

guy. I mean, yeah. Yeah.

53:48

But it's in a bag. It's contained where

53:50

I don't have to keep going to get

53:52

shit. You know what I'm saying? Like you

53:54

get sick, you get your medical kit.

53:56

And you go in the room and you

53:58

don't have to bother nobody. Right. Because, you

54:00

know, God, fuck, if I need anything,

54:02

my wife said dinner. Listen,

54:04

I don't need to be the bad guy. Like,

54:08

shock tank here, but you do have to, whether

54:10

your wife is gone or not, you're going to

54:12

have to use a restroom, right? Yeah. You don't

54:14

have a bathroom in your kit. So wherever that

54:17

is, just keep all this stuff there. Oh, medicine

54:19

cabinet. We already have it. Thank you for coming.

54:22

Wish you good luck, but I'm going to

54:24

pass. You're

54:26

passing on the medical, the sick kit. Yeah.

54:29

Guy, shock tank. I'm already, you should already be

54:31

walking back down the hall. Yes.

54:34

Well, this is,

54:36

it's not making much sense though.

54:38

You do need to go to the bathroom. So why wouldn't all this

54:40

stuff be where the bathroom is? I

54:46

mean, you know, I mean, it's a, it's great if

54:49

you're camping and you want to bring a sick kit.

54:51

Bro, bro. I, I, I'm, we don't have medicine chests.

54:56

We have the, we have the, we have them. The,

55:00

like the guest house that you stayed in. There's no,

55:02

there's no mirrors. They don't open. So

55:05

you're saying people with guest house need

55:10

No, no, any,

55:13

there's no mirror in any of the

55:15

bathroom opens up in my house. But

55:18

where do you keep any kind of pills in

55:20

your bathroom? We have a

55:23

closet in the laundry room that houses

55:25

all of our medical supplies. Wow.

55:30

All right. Well, I mean, like, okay, we

55:32

got a little closet, but it's like off my

55:35

bathroom, but okay. All right, bro. I

55:37

don't mean to, I thought you were going to

55:39

say you have like a crossword puzzle book. You

55:41

got anything like that in this kit or is

55:43

it just all medicine? It's just

55:45

all medicine, but you, you grew

55:47

up another great idea of a

55:51

little, I don't call it a

55:53

kid, I'd call it a bag, a bag

55:57

of fun, puzzles,

55:59

cross. words of...

56:02

oh, I got a dinosaur.

56:05

Yeah, yeah. I'm

56:07

getting in the Lego building.

56:12

Really? You want to? Yeah, with

56:14

my kids. Yeah. Why not knock

56:17

out it? Last time

56:19

I went to Legoland, I

56:22

saw the Titanic, the Lego

56:24

set that you could build

56:26

the Titanic. It's five feet

56:29

long. It's got like 15,000 pieces. I was like debating on

56:34

whether or not to get it. Wow,

56:36

dude. You should just get it and

56:39

put it in the COVID recovery room because

56:41

you usually get COVID once a year to

56:43

finish that thing at least a couple of

56:46

years. But no,

56:48

now I'm thinking if you really get

56:50

into this sick kid,

56:52

what you want to do is ahead

56:55

of time prep where you want to take a

56:57

couple of things you've always wanted to do but

56:59

never had the time. Like for me, I want

57:01

to go through all my photos and put them

57:03

in a photo album and then ditch the ones

57:06

I don't need anymore. I put

57:08

that in my sick kid. So

57:10

then when I'm sick and I'm in a room, what

57:13

should I do? All right, the photos! They're here! Like

57:15

you set up tasks that you're only

57:17

going to do if you get the

57:19

flu. The

57:22

problem with that is you don't

57:24

necessarily feel like being productive when

57:26

you're sick. You don't. I

57:29

found myself laying in bed knocking

57:31

out documentaries. I want to

57:33

leave one last thing that's just a comment that

57:35

you got to know too. Okay, this

57:38

person I'm talking about also happens to have the Patreon

57:40

but I had somebody come up to me privately. I

57:42

agreed to meet before show. Very

57:45

nice woman and she

57:47

comes backstage and

57:49

I'm not saying any names where I was so I hope

57:51

she doesn't think I'm like stepping on any toes. But

57:54

I know you probably get, I get all

57:56

the time. I know you got such big

57:58

venues you can't really meet. meet people but

58:01

the cast you know I mean you hear

58:03

everything from I was sick or

58:05

you got us through Covid or I lost

58:08

a loved one and it

58:10

really all matters and it really does

58:12

and then this young lady young lady

58:15

said that she got two-year-old and

58:18

she was in an abusive marriage and

58:20

she said that there were times that all she

58:22

could do was get up in the middle of

58:24

the night when he was sleeping and go out

58:26

into the kitchen and put us on bro

58:28

I get teary-eyed just thinking about and just

58:31

listening to us and hanging out

58:33

with us was getting her through

58:36

and making her strong enough to

58:38

finally leave this slug and I've

58:41

seen you perform I see Sebastian whenever I

58:43

can and you guys have meant so much

58:45

to me but those nights up alone being

58:47

able to sneak out into the kitchen and

58:49

hang with you guys really helped get me

58:51

through all of it so bro you just

58:53

have no idea so means

58:56

a lot to people we appreciate it big

58:58

time I got our

59:00

new slogan you

59:02

ready for it I am the

59:05

Pete and Sebastian show stopping

59:10

domestic violence oh

59:13

beautiful

59:19

I mean I

59:22

love it dude stopping domestic was

59:24

that s d

59:27

v baby and said

59:29

me and you know it's

59:31

a shame that these fucking people got to go to

59:33

this shit where this whatever forever

59:36

the reason the man is beating the

59:38

shit out of the woman never oh

59:40

even even verbally and all that too

59:42

you know leaning over you're not in

59:44

your work list oh god yeah zero

59:46

you know total total zero now she's good

59:48

yeah and then what did what did she do

59:50

leave them in the middle of the night well

59:53

I mean I had to do a show bro we didn't do

59:55

a sit down with Max the house yeah Yeah,

1:00:00

it was Julia Roberts whenever we sleep and she

1:00:02

was learning how to swim and then she flushed

1:00:04

her ring down the toilet Jumped in

1:00:07

the ocean he thought she drowned but

1:00:09

she swam away. Yeah movie Really?

1:00:12

We get her on with all your

1:00:14

connections, bro Julia right

1:00:16

I My

1:00:19

connections don't mean nothing bro. All right,

1:00:22

we barely got my answers But

1:00:25

we had a go see ya we gonna we

1:00:27

had him twice now twice. I think we had

1:00:29

him I Know

1:00:31

I love that man. We

1:00:33

had him like he was coming in the boat, bro

1:00:36

And all of a sudden he shook off the hook We

1:00:40

will get we will get

1:00:42

this my back up and running herring

1:00:44

beard was all just timed Perfectly,

1:00:47

I see the length of everything was how I love

1:00:49

it the more. Did you see his latest flick by

1:00:52

the way? Netflix we

1:00:54

plays a doctor with this drug.

1:00:56

Oh man another just flawless performance

1:00:59

Don't get it all together. I didn't see it. I'm

1:01:01

really good, but we'll get him on again

1:01:04

Sorry about this hiccup that we're having

1:01:06

but it's all meant. It's all meant

1:01:08

to be You're

1:01:10

listening to the Pete you're watching the

1:01:12

Pete and Sebastian show

1:01:16

The again another episode in

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the bag Join

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us over on patreon for I Got

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a gift for Whitney Cummings. I gotta give it to

1:01:27

you Patrick to go get it. Give it to her

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if you don't mind I

1:01:32

want to show you the gift and the start

1:01:34

of the the patreon show tell

1:01:37

me your thoughts and Check

1:01:39

us out on patreon five bucks a month. You

1:01:42

know what you get over there Whitney Cummings

1:01:44

gift Why wouldn't

1:01:46

you join? Yeah, I bargain

1:01:54

We held the greatest title in the whole

1:01:56

world You

1:02:00

lost that fight, Rob, for all the wrong

1:02:02

reasons. You lost your edge. All

1:02:05

right. I know your

1:02:07

manager dying had you all messed up inside.

1:02:11

But the truth is, you didn't look hungry. Now,

1:02:14

when we fought... You

1:02:17

had that eye of the tiger, man, the edge. And

1:02:20

now you've got to get it back. And the way to get it

1:02:22

back is to go back to the beginning. You know what I mean?

1:02:27

Maybe we could win it back together. Eye

1:02:30

of the tiger. Don't

1:02:55

let the doctors win, bro. If I'm going

1:02:57

down, it's from weed.