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head is a little

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scrambled right now.

1:04

What's going

1:09

on at the Cori Alley

1:12

house? Is

1:22

there any disputes or arguments

1:24

or anything fun? I'm

1:28

in the middle of a...

1:32

I haven't said one way or another, but

1:34

I'm toying with lying to

1:37

my wife about a

1:39

white lie. And let me

1:41

walk you through this. This is just life. It's

1:44

such a nightmare. I got this giant

1:46

snow blower and I was on

1:48

the road and Jackie calls and says, it's

1:50

not starting. We got a light snow. I

1:52

really want to use a snow blower. I

1:54

come home. My father-in-law

1:56

looks at it, start is broken. He

1:59

goes, You got to take it to

2:01

the power shop. I talked to the guy at the power

2:03

shop. It's a place where he

2:05

sells equipment, but he also fixes stuff. You

2:08

got to make sure he's there. Call before you

2:10

bring it in, but he knows you come and

2:12

bring the snowblower in. My father-in-law goes, I'll come

2:14

to your house. We'll take it together in the

2:16

pickup truck. So okay,

2:18

I can't do it one day. And then the next,

2:20

finally when I can do it, I'm like, hey, I'm

2:22

not going to call my father-in-law. I'm going to hook

2:25

up my trailer, which I'll show you the photo of

2:27

in a second. Like these two giant beams, ran

2:29

them down like a ramp, and

2:32

I'm wheeling this snowblower up. And

2:34

I almost get all the way onto the trailer and I

2:36

can't get it the rest of the way. I'm afraid I'm

2:38

going to throw it in my back. And I see the

2:41

beam sagging from the weight of this goddamn snowblower. And I'm

2:43

like, if these beams snap, this snowblower

2:45

is going to land on my body. It's going

2:47

to be fucking paralyzed by a snowblower,

2:49

right? So I wheel it back down.

2:52

I turn around. And little story short, I get it

2:55

to the place. Guy looks

2:57

at it. He calls me up and

2:59

he says, your electric start is

3:01

broken, but you can still manually start

3:03

it and you're good to go for a

3:06

bunch more years, bro. Just come back and get it. I'll

3:08

show you how to start it. So

3:10

I go back two days later. I

3:12

forgot my trailer again. We're outside.

3:14

He shows me how to start it. He goes, yes,

3:17

forget, don't worry. The starter electric one is broken, but

3:19

as long as you keep it warm, blah, blah, blah,

3:21

use this. How much you don't

3:23

owe me anything. I gave him a tip. He helped me turn

3:26

it on and drive it up into my trailer. What

3:28

a nice guy. All good to go. Now

3:30

I'm driving home. Now, Patrick, you can show this

3:32

photo, right? Check out this

3:34

photo. That's my trailer. You see my trailer? Now

3:38

that's from World War II. I think I talked

3:40

to you about this in the past. It was

3:42

an ammunition, like they had attached that to the

3:45

back of a Jeep in World War II to

3:47

carry ammunition around on the battlefield or wherever. I'm

3:50

driving that home, back side

3:52

roads by me, doing 30. And

3:56

there's a car like riding my ass. And I don't

3:58

want to be that guy slowing everybody down. Cuz I

4:00

got a hitch so I'm like I'm doing 30. I'm

4:02

making sure that right and that person

4:04

eventually turns But much my point I'm like I'm on

4:06

it. I'm not being putter in a long. I'm

4:09

cranking the radio I get

4:11

down the road and I stop at

4:13

a stop sign. I just happen to look in fucking

4:16

Mira My

4:18

fucking snowblower is in

4:20

the middle of the road about about a quarter of

4:22

a mile back The

4:24

whole thing rolled out in the back and it

4:26

fell on its side. I didn't even know I'm

4:29

like, holy shit And

4:31

I got this stupid army trail. I can't just slap

4:33

to stay in reverse and turn around So

4:36

I turn into the first driveway I see

4:38

right and I turn into the driveway and

4:41

as I'm trying to back the trail around

4:43

It's such a nightmare every time I back

4:45

out. It's jack-niphen. So I got a driver

4:47

forward straighten it out try again Meantime

4:50

I see a guy drive by in his

4:52

truck and he sees this thing laying in

4:55

the road then he gets out

4:57

and I'm like Almost bro.

4:59

I don't know like first caught it drives by

5:01

and sees a snowblower in the road picks it

5:03

up not even like You

5:05

pick up maybe 10 minutes later. Someone would finally be

5:08

like Who's is that but

5:10

no, this is the new America you drop somebody

5:12

truck Five seconds later

5:14

next cause good, right? So I

5:16

can't I can't back this thing out. I keep

5:18

trying So now I gotta roll down

5:20

my window and yell out to the guy cuz now

5:22

he's out of his truck He's

5:24

doing one of these where he's looking at it and

5:26

looking around looking at If

5:31

you're looking around you know, you shouldn't be taking it,

5:34

right? Oh I'm

5:36

yelling. Yeah, it's mine. I

5:39

can't turn this thing around but that's mine. I'm

5:41

not saying it like Don't take

5:43

it. It's mine. I'm saying it like you're probably wondering

5:45

why it's in the middle of the road I'm like,

5:48

yeah, it's mine. And then he

5:50

goes, you know like that. I'm like, yeah, okay

5:52

You're not you're not happy to help in your

5:54

head You're like you thought you had a snowblower

5:56

and now you know now not only do you

5:59

not have a snowblower Now you

6:01

look like a jerk if you don't help the guy

6:03

whose it is, right? Yeah So

6:05

I finally turn around and I pull up

6:08

and now there's another car that stopped and

6:10

he gets out And I

6:12

pull up the other car that guy goes me

6:14

helping anything else And I

6:16

so bad ones that anything else Would

6:18

what did you do up till now and

6:20

why are you getting out? Holy shit? Did

6:23

someone get shot? It's a snowblower in the

6:25

road. Everybody relax. It's gonna be in the

6:27

front page of the news So

6:30

I don't know good. Thank you though, right? So

6:32

he drives off now the guy with the white

6:34

pickup ends up being a guy named

6:36

Sid nice guy I set up my beams

6:39

and he helps me roll it back up

6:41

and get it back on to my trailer

6:44

And then he's like why didn't you close the

6:46

trailer hitch door? Is it broken? My

6:49

it's not Sid I just didn't think it would

6:51

roll out. I'm very embarrassed. But thank you. He

6:53

was right, you know, so I latched it So

6:56

I get home And I

6:58

take it out I roll it down on

7:00

my driveway and I hand yank

7:02

it like the guy taught me and it starts

7:04

right up So I'm like nice still good to

7:06

go and then I go to put

7:08

in drive And it

7:10

won't it won't go forward. It won't go back now. You

7:13

got it You gotta roll the whole

7:15

thing. So I fucking broke it it

7:17

fell off and now the drive shaft broke So,

7:20

you know, I'm holy shit So I wheel

7:22

it into the garage and I turn it

7:24

off and I check my phone

7:26

to see if it's gonna snow within the next Week as

7:29

I'm going on the road and it's not So

7:31

Jackie comes out and she's like, what's that the snowblower I

7:33

heard and I was like, yeah So

7:36

you got it going I said, yeah, you can start it

7:38

manually. Oh good. So it's good then for a few more

7:40

years at least I'm

7:42

like, yeah. Yeah You

7:44

know, but like so right

7:46

now she thinks that thing is good, but it's it's

7:48

not good It's actually now it

7:50

is officially broken because I dropped it

7:53

off the back of a truck Yeah,

7:55

so so It's so

7:57

bad. You're gonna get this I'm

8:00

gonna go right back to the guy and

8:03

go hey, you know how you fixed it and he's

8:05

gonna go and show me how to use These yeah,

8:07

I dropped it off the back of my trailer and

8:09

now it actually is broken Yeah,

8:12

I don't know what my play is. I don't know what my play is.

8:14

Just the play We really know the

8:16

play is. I told Jackie. I'm glad he said

8:18

it's real old and that it could break down

8:20

at any moment Anyway, so I'm thinking

8:22

I wait till the

8:24

next snowstorm. Hopefully I'm home. I Do

8:27

a fake push and then go into Jackie

8:30

drive shaft broke. He was right. It was

8:32

on its last leg What

8:34

do you think instead of being the dummy who

8:37

didn't put the back hitch up? I

8:39

mean, bro, how white trash is

8:41

that fucking equipment's fallen out of

8:43

the back of the trailer? Jesus

8:45

Christ act like you've been there

8:48

before bro. I can't kind

8:50

of live the small-town life We're

8:53

talking More than just it

8:55

falling out of the trailer. Thank

8:57

God. There was nobody behind you That

9:00

fell on top of their car or they got

9:02

in an accident because they had a swerve out

9:05

of the way because white trash Pete Doesn't

9:08

lock up the thing properly What

9:13

is that to begin with what do you need doing

9:15

dick it was gonna roll out what do you think

9:17

was gonna stay I Want

9:19

I thought later. Yeah, I just thought cuz

9:21

it's so heavy Bailey moves Anyway, I actually

9:24

took my gloves and put them under the

9:26

wheel like I don't keep it from rolling

9:28

I was a little song called glo proof

9:30

true colors by Cindy Lauper

9:34

and you true And

9:38

you don't hear that one normally on the radio

9:40

so had that bitch cranking But if I didn't

9:42

have a rearview mirror, I wouldn't have

9:44

known I didn't have a snowblower until

9:46

I got to my driveway Holy

9:49

shit, that is la la left And

9:53

you know what? That

9:55

guy that was trying to steal it That's

9:58

probably the questionable. I don't know He

10:00

was trying to take it. See what I

10:02

see what I see. He had a pickup truck with him?

10:05

Oh yeah, big white one. Oh,

10:07

that guy's taking shit out of people's garbage.

10:09

Believe me. This

10:12

is the type of guy that would have

10:14

took your snowblower home, right? He

10:17

would put it on and then it wouldn't work.

10:20

He would have fixed it right there. That

10:22

guy has the ability to fix a

10:24

snowblower. If I

10:26

saw a snowblower in the middle of the road, I'd go, fuck

10:29

it. What am I going to do with that? That's

10:33

a certain personality. I'd go, oh my gosh, snowblower.

10:35

If it doesn't work, I can get that thing

10:37

going, no problem. That's

10:39

that guy. Absolutely. And

10:42

then there was that I could sense that feeling with

10:44

the way he was looking around. It's like,

10:46

you know, it fell off of somebody's

10:48

truck. They might be coming to look for it.

10:50

So how quick can I get this up on

10:52

my truck and get the hell out of here?

10:56

Find his people. You know, that's the,

10:58

so yeah. Yeah, man. But

11:00

I know right there with you, like me

11:02

and people like me and you, if

11:05

it don't work perfectly, whatever it

11:07

is, it's dead to me. It's

11:09

useless. But guys like that,

11:11

you know, something just half broken. They're

11:13

like, oh, give me a half hour.

11:15

That puppy will be brand new. Oh,

11:18

yeah. No, we, you know, we,

11:20

who was it? Your joke? Oh,

11:22

no. Pat McGann had a joke

11:25

about, you know, pots and pans

11:27

when they, when they get

11:30

old. Right. Like,

11:32

instead of like washing them and trying

11:34

to get the shit out, we just

11:36

throw them out. Like, you ever throw

11:38

out a pot that you're like,

11:40

it's going to be a bitch to clean. Yeah.

11:44

And you just throw the fucking whole pot out.

11:46

That's what he was saying. Like, he'll throw a

11:48

frying pan out just because you don't want to.

11:50

It's ruined because. It's

11:52

got a lot of char on it too much. Just

11:54

throw it out. We'll get a brand new one. Same

11:57

thing with the snowblower, bro. Once you heard that you

11:59

had a manually. That he should have just

12:01

left it at a place you know I

12:03

was thinking about dab a denim like general

12:05

an animal. You'll have to get one right

12:07

now. amelie Stitzer season so I figure out

12:09

a bring it home gets or disease and

12:11

and a jazz your they Jackie's I live

12:13

in be able to manually started when you're

12:15

not here. I'm gonna tell you know I'd

12:17

you're not going to be of the i

12:19

just thought they seven needs to know this

12:21

unless she listens to the task as that's

12:23

like really stupid. You go to get some

12:25

fixed and then you break in on the

12:27

way home. I mean yeah no it's it's

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supplier. I wanted to. Pose.

13:35

This question to the to the women

13:37

in the audience who are living in.

13:40

Your winter like conditions were.

13:43

At a lot of women out

13:45

there. Snow blower made Rhineland mercilessly.

13:49

I. Was and he's got a unicorn on this

13:51

rounds. A lotta Herman out there was a snowblower.

13:53

Now. They're all are they listen. You

13:55

know it's late. It's a bear attacks and

13:57

you're a pioneer woman. Your husband is that

14:00

they spoke the protect yourself from the bear.

14:02

Someone's gotta sit in on my own Somalia,

14:04

take care of that. Ny I

14:06

get it. Bermuda sandwiches

14:09

assume. Big. Move to

14:11

be work in a snowplow are gonna guys

14:13

would eat. What's your take on this man?

14:16

Ah sometimes we at like four inches five

14:18

inches just enough where my toy go get

14:20

it out or doj just it was slide

14:22

with the shovel right now I always get

14:24

my sidewalks it's part of package I want

14:26

people to walk by or again if it's

14:28

a if it said on the time I'll

14:30

just give me the with that a shovel.

14:33

But. I'll give you a pathway of months and you can

14:35

go hand in hand. He may have to go single file.

14:38

Now. I'm doing my sidewalks and I looked

14:40

and is a guy lives for houses down.

14:42

I don't know. I think he moved

14:44

in May with the past few months but

14:47

I don't home at all. He's got the

14:49

four wheeler. oh I feel for we'll

14:51

a thing that people use but he's got

14:53

a plow on. Ah,

14:56

now the house right next to me

14:58

as a professor as a woman and

15:00

he comes down the sidewalk clear and

15:02

at all. I see him. Stops.

15:05

Right as to her right as

15:07

right where Migrants Proper starts, turns

15:10

around goes the other way and

15:12

I'm like. Now. The Disc.

15:14

I think I don't want him to do

15:16

my side workers as gay leg in air

15:18

as he made a stand that a decade

15:21

don't a Seibel. I felt like it was

15:23

on purpose. I. Felt hour

15:25

north of a real estate often. with

15:27

yours you. He doesn't like

15:29

me. Feel: are you certain to those

15:31

vs on his ear snare air as

15:34

I did. You move where it's going

15:36

to do is you that one? It

15:38

owes me of one of those yeah.

15:41

Only. Be funded is to the whole. I

15:44

now I get another neighbor who has won

15:46

the used sometimes. I love when he does

15:48

it's he does the whole town man. And

15:51

then I got one of my close friends

15:53

like friend that a family close. real good

15:55

guy. Ah when it's a big storm I'll

15:58

just slipped out sometimes my house. He

16:00

just pulls up with his plow

16:02

doesn't back down. What is what?

16:04

His pickup truck? Just one shot.

16:07

Oh my. Driveway Nice. That's nice.

16:09

Nice to get out last. Night.

16:13

oh that's where around with day I swear

16:15

I'm right now I'm in the middle of

16:17

a half. Why not really a lie? just

16:20

didn't tell you are really satellite is is

16:22

is not enough divulging me The truth in

16:24

this of them are also ribbon it's is

16:26

a working as a yeah it's I can

16:28

say yes. Is in Louisiana going to need

16:30

it for awhile? So. Yeah. For

16:33

now. My. Bf was it works

16:35

but not for only to take

16:37

on this. It

16:39

tell you where I'm at my career. Move.

16:45

This is different levels. Common

16:51

out of a restaurant the other night. And

16:55

damn. Going

16:58

to get into my car. Miss

17:01

Pop or us either. They're

17:05

nowhere with city. Where were you in L

17:07

A? Beverly Hills out

17:09

as urine. There's. One pop

17:12

or us either. Know.

17:16

When Kim Kardashian. Comes

17:18

out of a restaurant. Reading.

17:21

This paparazzi. The

17:24

flash's start. When. She

17:26

still in the restaurant. So.

17:28

What she's come into the doors. It's

17:31

lightning. I do this. Yeah.

17:36

This. Is where I'm at. This.

17:40

Game even there for me. This.

17:43

Guy's look in the probably click

17:45

somebody that Betty came for right?

17:48

You like he like what you go sufficient

17:51

am told that the go what is he

17:53

like I don't even know and hoses up.

17:55

he got away till the catholic and comes

17:57

over here yellow were arrested at all. I

18:00

got it off, you throw that back, I don't even... I

18:03

come out and I see the

18:05

guy and he recognizes

18:07

me and

18:10

it was like, if

18:14

I was him, he's like, I

18:17

don't know, maybe it's worth some money, I don't know, I

18:19

only did get it. Let me

18:21

just get him, just in case

18:23

someone... Right? So

18:29

there's people waiting for the valet, right?

18:31

And I'm getting flashed up, so

18:34

I go, it's about time.

18:38

I've been waiting for this moment,

18:40

right? I'm

18:44

giving the guy all he needs, you know, some people

18:46

go in the car like this, I don't know. I'm

18:49

out there, I get it. Make it,

18:52

right? You're like, if you

18:54

give me an email, can you send me some

18:56

of the... Bro, this

18:59

is how, this is... We

19:02

asked the paparazzi to

19:05

take our photo with our camera of the

19:07

group that I went to dinner with. Oh

19:12

my God. I go, Lana's like, we should get a

19:14

picture. I go, get one with him. I

19:17

go, we were using this

19:20

guy as our personal photographer. That

19:23

was great. Most people

19:25

don't even wanna talk to the paparazzi. I'm

19:27

sitting there, this guy was like, all right,

19:29

already. Get in the car. He

19:33

was like, listen, I can't be doing this with

19:35

you and then a Kardashian comes out and I

19:37

miss it because I'm getting your Christmas photo here.

19:39

Now, some of them, I know

19:42

some of them call ahead of

19:44

time. Do you think if you called and said

19:46

like, I'm in the IV and

19:48

I'm coming out, you think they'd be like, we

19:50

know. We don't, like, what

19:52

do you think? Like, get a team over to the IV.

19:55

Like, because I know a lot of those people call

19:57

the paparazzi, bro. You don't call them, so. I

20:00

want to call my... That's

20:02

part of the move. It's part of the public move. It's

20:04

what you do. I think if

20:06

I called the paparazzi and I told them, listen.

20:11

I'll be at the peninsula tonight and I'll be

20:13

coming out around 8.30. They'll go, thank you. Have

20:16

a nice dinner. Hahahaha.

20:20

There's no like... There's

20:23

no value to the photo. None.

20:27

None whatsoever. Now, did you

20:29

really say... You really did say that to them,

20:31

jokingly. You said, we're about time or are you?

20:34

I go, it's about time. I was

20:36

just goofing around. I know, but knowing

20:39

you, knowing you, did you

20:41

have a moment later on, laying in bed or the

20:43

next morning, where you were like, nah,

20:45

I should have played it more like Act Like You've

20:47

Been There. Like, was there

20:49

any... No second guessing it. That

20:52

was me to a core like... Self

20:57

deprecation humor always wins. You're

21:00

like telling them, this is what you'll get

21:02

when you photo a meal. If you laugh,

21:04

a little banter. Nah, I just

21:06

say, I'll... They don't

21:08

like that though. They what? Like

21:12

if there's a ticket on the windshield, they like the guy

21:14

who just takes the ticket off and never looks at them.

21:18

The minute you break the fourth wall, it's

21:21

like, alright, he's breaking the fourth wall.

21:24

It's not TMZ, guys. It's the

21:26

photo here. The

21:29

way I look at it is, the

21:31

more you go stop taking my photo, the

21:34

more they take it. If

21:36

you like hang out and

21:39

talk to them, there's only

21:41

so many clicks that they're like, okay, we...

21:45

I outlast the paparazzi. I

21:48

don't know. I don't know. Let

21:50

me, I don't know. I tire them out.

21:54

I don't know if you tire them out or

21:56

if they're just done watching the seal bounce the

21:58

ball onto those. I'm sorry. You

22:01

know what I'm saying? That's

22:03

what I'm saying. That's another way of

22:05

putting it. They got enough,

22:08

but I'll stay. You

22:10

don't want to... Guy, don't give them anything

22:12

and they'll never leave is what I'm saying.

22:14

I'm saying you're walking through the airport and

22:17

they're taking photos. Go, what are you thinking about what the Cat

22:19

Williams said? What are you thinking about what Cat Williams said? You're

22:21

doing this. The

22:24

people that care about me know what I

22:26

think of Cat Williams. Like you're not telling

22:28

them. Oh my God. He's not telling us.

22:30

Oh, if you go, well, I think Cat

22:32

Williams... All right. We're

22:34

out. That's what I'm saying. If

22:37

you engage with them... You

22:39

should punch one of them. Sean

22:41

Penn punched one of them and he

22:43

got goddamn movies at the

22:46

A office left and right. Not really punch one,

22:48

but you got to get angry guy. He's like,

22:50

man, I pretend you want your privacy. I

22:52

can't believe he... I'm just trying

22:54

to make a living, do a career. I don't need to...

22:57

With my friends and family trying to have a steak. God

22:59

damn it. No. Get

23:02

me from the left, Bobby.

23:04

I think you do that. It's funnier if you

23:06

go, guy, just leave me alone. All right. I'm

23:09

out with my beautiful wife. We're trying to have a

23:12

private dinner. And

23:14

then you go, all right, guys, what do you

23:16

think? Get

23:19

the car. You know, like... You

23:22

goof around. Yeah, you goof around. Not

23:24

yet. You goof around. Maybe

23:27

you're right. I don't know. This guy

23:29

asked for my autograph. Oh, that's awesome.

23:31

It's unheard of. All right. That's

23:33

so awesome, man. This guy got

23:35

so comfortable with me. He goes, can I

23:37

get your autograph? What else

23:40

you got to sign? He goes, nothing. Just... Maybe

23:43

you're right. Maybe

23:45

the word will spread, man. If you go

23:47

out in front of Sebastian's house, there's a

23:49

chance they'll invite you in for a coffee.

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24:26

wonder like do you think when the

24:28

Kardashians have a moment. Ah

24:31

with a reason. Paparazzi. That

24:34

they're. Like honestly that they're like relieved

24:36

or that there is also that sense of

24:38

because I know you've brought to sort of

24:40

thing up with other people are high levels

24:42

reforms were they're like oh is this is

24:44

the start of a bit overs and over

24:46

that overs over it out and they put.

24:50

And as the and it's not so much that

24:52

I'm great, Follow me. It's just as it's a

24:54

sign of the level where your career is that

24:56

right light emitted? They're not there. Is it? Like.

24:59

You. Know or like I said there.

25:02

Then you get than if you're worried.

25:04

But my my my relationship with the

25:07

paparazzi has been very very minor. There

25:09

was one night I was coming out

25:11

of the sushi joint malibu. Of

25:15

I told you this on the

25:17

casebook lot of i can't work

25:19

com and I'll add it was.

25:21

We were getting live off as

25:23

I saw a while. It's.

25:26

On this was. I.

25:28

Will say six seven years ago and

25:30

then. Kind. Yea was behind

25:32

me. As

25:35

very my flashes.

25:38

Why You can imagine if it is

25:40

going to your film with Deniro one

25:42

odds of premier will walk in the

25:45

red carpet mean Jackie's and was tell

25:47

lindsay like a couple times he'll take

25:49

photos and Malays die Don't let don't

25:51

don't even do that charade would just

25:53

walk into carpets infrared light so you

25:56

even take that to with different lower

25:58

level I lease with you. The been

26:00

taken a photo you ally of be

26:02

rude here but. You

26:05

know what's Athena? Wake up and. Everything

26:08

iphones heavy of his presence and as

26:10

it out some half as as i

26:12

you guys at the last one Wessels

26:15

loan photo to guy I did x

26:17

what are we are still alive that

26:19

I get thrown out allergies was various

26:21

his allies this morning but it's the

26:23

i cause of us paparazzi death does

26:26

the case here she don't make it

26:28

home photo ah a. O

26:32

or the last photo seen alive.

26:34

Yeah, that that's. that's

26:37

can be or some that. Before just letting

26:39

got shot there was somebody right

26:41

a summer, Johnson, you smile click

26:44

answer, I will sizes pop up

26:46

our always. Up.

26:52

That's. Why they probably film and causation

26:54

before they even come out because as

26:56

they come out and script on the

26:58

door frame come out oh My. God.

27:00

we didn't start shooting yet. To. Man,

27:02

it's goals as an owner, life

27:05

as a crazy life always on,

27:07

always have to be. To

27:09

the tell you that. I

27:12

went to the golf committee meeting

27:15

the things with her. Yeah.

27:17

You have a meeting with them away

27:19

to fire on any updates with S.

27:22

And playing golf the sun, the. Or

27:25

my golf game is not good blend would have

27:27

like will. That.

27:29

Affect membership. Buddhist.

27:31

Where the guy sponsor me goes to

27:33

taken any lessons since we last played.

27:37

Bro. You're playing. For

27:40

membership right now. I'm

27:42

young. I'm. on

27:45

the guy at at the club that

27:47

that they might avoid if I get

27:49

in like. Blue Man

27:52

scalpel you know why removed his

27:54

live in a have horses look

27:56

for his balls weigh know you'll

27:58

play nice. you're

28:01

gonna play with him yeah I think I

28:03

think nine's the way to go they know

28:05

by the time nine comes around they're like

28:07

all right you know like they could figure

28:09

out these guys we got another nine with

28:11

this guy if it ends

28:13

at nine they're like this is like

28:15

oh man this is nerve-wracking man knowing

28:17

the way you're playing for right now

28:19

let me ask you a question all

28:21

honesty when you play 18 holes

28:24

do you ever have possibly in one

28:27

of those 18 holes where it gets to

28:29

the point where it's just pick

28:31

it up like what

28:36

do you sometimes like the

28:38

amount of times it strokes is so

28:40

high that they're like we're in double

28:42

phase guys just pick the ball up

28:46

no I do it before that I listen

28:48

I'm a great guy to play golf with

28:50

because I know my abilities

28:52

and I don't try and fake it so

28:55

if I launch one into the weeds or whatever

28:57

I ain't one of these guys that goes in

28:59

there you know Coleman Coleman

29:01

grass to find the ball yeah

29:04

I look if I can't if I can't see

29:06

the ball as I

29:08

approach I

29:11

take another one out I throw it in the

29:13

fairway keep it going just let's move bro we

29:15

ain't looking for balls here this ain't the

29:17

Masters you know I

29:20

understand that but I feel I feel

29:23

like especially at a country club at this level

29:25

if you can't finish every hole without maybe stroking

29:28

so high that it's just ridiculous are

29:31

we even golfing together it's almost like

29:33

I'm playing basketball and you're running next

29:35

to me yeah you're not making it

29:37

you're like not even playing you're like

29:40

fight if I hit it in the

29:42

woods I don't go get it was

29:44

it that's good but yeah

29:47

we're still not playing together supposed to walk

29:49

to our balls and chat you're just like next

29:51

to me with no ball drop beat

29:53

it this is this is a public golf

29:56

course behavior you got your game is

29:58

public level bro it's I don't

30:00

know. Believe me, I'm not saying it's country

30:03

club level whatsoever. Can you get a membership

30:05

where nobody has to play with you membership

30:07

like you won't ask until you're better? Like

30:12

is there an obligation if you're in and

30:14

you show up and there's someone, they only

30:16

have three, they go, ah fuck. He's

30:19

here with a single. Shit.

30:24

I might be that guy. I might.

30:26

I don't know. You're a fun guy.

30:28

You're a great guy. Don't get me wrong. But

30:31

the golf level, it's like. No,

30:33

the golf level, like you

30:36

know what kind of golfer I am? Yeah. When

30:39

I hit it, my question

30:42

is anybody see that? That's

30:45

the first thing out of my mouth. Like

30:48

the trajectory of my ball

30:51

is so awful where your

30:53

eye would naturally go to watch

30:55

a ball. My ball

30:57

don't go in that. When

31:00

I hit it, I go, anybody see that? And

31:02

everybody's going, nah. You

31:08

lost it because you didn't even think the ball could

31:11

go where it went. Right

31:14

now. Over 18

31:16

holes though, is there also a possibility you

31:18

might have one of them squibblers that just

31:21

ends up by the woman's tee? Is

31:24

that possible or never? That

31:26

doesn't happen. Yeah, absolutely. I

31:29

could hit a ball and I could ground it and

31:32

it could definitely. You know. I'm

31:35

the type of golfer where I go to

31:37

the ball and everybody is ahead of me.

31:49

And the caddy's got to go, hey guys. You

31:52

move out of the way and they look back

31:55

and they go, holy fuck. That's where you hit.

31:57

Like they can't even believe. You're

32:00

like... By

32:02

the time you dug up and you're closer

32:05

with the people playing behind you than you

32:07

want the people you're guffin with. Oh

32:11

shit. Oh

32:16

man. So,

32:19

so like when did they let you know

32:21

if you're in or not? And who let

32:24

you know? And if it's

32:26

no you're not in. I mean who's getting

32:28

that on the way out the door? Right?

32:33

Yeah, I mean come on man. And

32:36

what do you go now? You go to another place and

32:38

they go we heard wing

32:41

foot didn't let you win. So obviously why

32:44

would we? You're like those guys didn't

32:46

understand me like you guys. Like

32:49

if you... Do

32:51

you have a backup? Do you

32:53

have your like community college golf cart? I

32:58

got no backup. It's this one or that's

33:00

it. I mean listen I don't think I'm

33:02

going to get denied membership

33:04

on this but

33:06

I definitely have to improve my golf game.

33:09

Definitely have to improve my golf game. You

33:11

should call that paparazzi guy asking him to

33:13

meet you by the entrance and start snapping

33:15

away as I'm going in. It's

33:48

about time. Even though your

33:50

golf game is ponderous. Fucking

33:53

ponderous. Here's

33:55

Lady Gaga with paparazzi. But

34:02

no, I got golf with them on

34:04

Saturday. So that's, I'll let

34:06

you know next cast how I perform.

34:10

Now if you remember that, like, can

34:12

you bring Lana there for lunch or is it

34:14

men only? Yeah. Yeah, all right.

34:17

So it's not unheard of to bring the wife there. No,

34:19

no, you could bring kids, family

34:21

there. It's not like,

34:23

you know, so

34:25

kid family driven. However, you know,

34:28

you could bring your family for

34:30

dinner and, you know, like a

34:32

tennis and pickle ball and whatnot.

34:34

But it's not like so

34:37

geared. It's like more of a kind of a

34:39

men's club, I would say. Right, right. I

34:42

mean, you said there's no pool, right? No

34:44

pool, no. So there's really no reason.

34:47

I mean, maybe kids come for the eating, but

34:49

there's nothing for them to really do. Yeah, there's

34:51

not, there's not like a lot of activities for

34:53

kids. I like an Easter egg hunt on Easter

34:55

and stuff like that. But

34:58

yeah, so I'm in the process of that. I

35:01

wonder how many times, how many times like

35:03

if you brought your wife as the other

35:06

members, you know, he's

35:08

bringing his wife too much. Oh,

35:10

no. Well, that

35:13

could happen too. You know, you don't know. You don't know

35:16

what this stuff is. Feel it out. Well,

35:18

good luck, bro. Good luck. Seriously,

35:22

man, because I want to come check it out, man. So

35:24

no, I'm the type of like, if

35:26

I bring you, if I bring you there, I

35:30

could possibly lose my membership. Bro,

35:32

I thought you were going to go

35:34

the opposite and go, I'd probably get

35:37

accepted on the spot. Well, I mean,

35:39

bro, you're a huge gameist, bro. What?

35:41

Your golf game is, I

35:44

mean, come on. I mean, you're better

35:46

than I thought you would be. Like

35:48

if I brought you, that means both of

35:50

us would suck. And they'd be

35:52

like, Jesus Christ, he ain't even bringing guests

35:55

that are good. That's true. That's true. But

35:57

I do have to say, you were better

35:59

than me. But not as much I thought you'd

36:01

be like significantly better than me. I was a little

36:03

man Oh, yeah, I mean I thought like

36:05

you would never shank a ball and I was really hot.

36:08

It was really hot Yeah,

36:10

yeah, it was true Yeah,

36:12

see I see what sweat

36:15

in my eyes. Yeah. Yeah, it was dripping

36:17

and I was getting particularly lucky in that

36:19

show period too but

36:21

because that's the thing, you know, it's like You

36:24

the one thing to shank it in the woods

36:26

is one thing But when it just trickles 10

36:29

feet forward and you're looking at these guys going

36:31

what's the what's the call here? Do I play

36:33

it the way that? The

36:39

golf outings they've got to name them even

36:42

my brother my dad they had they all

36:44

created one school golf of mania you

36:47

know and they'd get together once a year and

36:50

Golf it up. But like Yeah,

36:54

man, there's a camaraderie with those golfers and I'm

36:56

just not part of it I get a little

36:58

jealous sometimes and I wish I was but then

37:00

when I golf it's just too long. It's too

37:02

long All day.

37:04

I got things I want to do Yeah,

37:07

I think I think nine's a good in and out two

37:09

hours Nine's

37:12

good 18 is good. I think when you're on

37:14

like a vacation, so We

37:16

got that going Today

37:19

they beautiful to a clown Nice

37:22

camaraderie with the guys I get it

37:25

So what's going on to a clock? 2

37:28

o'clock today. I'm doing Steve

37:31

O's podcast, you know Steve O

37:33

from jackass. I do.

37:35

I mean not personally, but I'm aware of them. Yeah

37:38

I met him once on an airplane nice guy

37:41

seems like it What

37:44

he does his podcast I never even heard of this

37:47

This guy comes to your house with

37:51

a van And

37:54

you do the podcast in

37:56

a van Right.

37:58

What's that? This reminds

38:00

me of the Jeep show I used

38:03

to do where I'd come and pick

38:05

people up. That's all to the side.

38:08

Yeah. These guys

38:10

are going to pull up with a van. I get in

38:12

the van. We just do the podcast in the van. He

38:14

rolls out. How do you say no? This

38:20

guy, Steve-O, is

38:23

like, you know, it's the stunts and this and

38:25

that. He's knocked out and bones

38:28

are broken. This

38:30

guy is the complete, I mean,

38:33

you could not get a more

38:36

opposite man than me.

38:39

Right? Yeah. This

38:41

guy's tolerance for pain has to be through

38:45

the roof, right? Unbelievable.

38:48

Do you ever go on a podcast and

38:51

it's like, I

38:54

got nothing compared

38:57

to what you got. You

38:59

almost want to reverse it and go, let me

39:02

interview you. Right? Yeah.

39:06

Right? Yeah. This

39:08

guy put fish hooks, whatever, through

39:10

his nipples and then

39:13

like, whatever. Whatever he does. I

39:16

haven't watched a lot of jackass, but I

39:18

just know the stuff that they do is

39:20

like crazy. Yeah. I

39:22

think he ran with the bulls maybe. Yeah.

39:27

I mean, whatever

39:30

he's done, what is

39:33

he going to ask me that's going to blow

39:35

his shorts off? Like, what

39:37

am I going to talk about to him?

39:39

My dad's got no tongues in his shoes.

39:42

Like what? What? Yeah.

39:45

Well, I mean, it's funny, but I hear what you're

39:47

saying. It's funny. Yeah. You're

39:49

funny, but like, it's just like, you

39:53

know, like, I feel like when

39:55

you go on podcasts, right? Yeah.

39:59

I always think. these podcasts are like a

40:01

Barbara Walters interview. Like they're going to

40:03

be like, so tell me,

40:07

how do you feel when you, you know, like

40:10

these podcast, they thrive

40:12

on outrageous, you know,

40:14

like these stories of like, let me

40:17

tell you what happened to me. Hey,

40:19

yeah. One night I was out and

40:21

we were in a basement and this

40:23

pit bull came out. You know, like

40:26

I feel like those stories really

40:28

thrive on podcasts. I

40:31

feel like when I go on podcast, they're

40:35

like, when is

40:37

this going to be over? Start

40:41

the van. How

40:46

bad would it be if I'm doing Steve O's

40:48

podcast and the van starts 30 minutes? No

40:53

way though, man. You got a different thing to offer.

40:55

But like, I hear what

40:58

you say and you find like what he

41:00

has to bend through to be more interesting

41:03

because it's crazy that

41:06

like right there, that's a question. I want to

41:08

know him. Like what's the difference between bravery and

41:11

crazy? You know what I'm saying?

41:13

Cause like some of the things he does are like

41:16

brave, but crazy. Do you remember when the

41:18

balls me and Sadie were playing tennis at

41:20

your place and they told you all the

41:22

balls went up above and I climbed up

41:24

on the cement wall and you go, Oh,

41:26

there's rattlesnakes up there. Right. And

41:29

I was freaking out. I can't believe I

41:31

went up there. You tell him that and

41:33

go, they go, what if we film, you

41:35

get naked, the underwear and do an army

41:38

belly crawl to the other side

41:41

and we hope that no rattlesnakes get you. He

41:44

would do it. Right. I

41:47

know. But what I'm saying is when you're doing stuff that

41:50

causes that much adrenaline and that

41:52

much excitement, how the hell are

41:54

you even interested in talking to

41:56

anybody else talk about their like.

42:00

their day you don't seem like someone

42:03

goes on a look a flight

42:05

from from like austin texas to l.a. let

42:07

me tell you what happened on that flight

42:09

and you yeah let me tell you what

42:12

happened to me when i had a cow

42:14

attached to my back and

42:16

i and i like what like i don't

42:21

know right yeah it should be interesting

42:23

this should be an interest i took

42:25

the i like the guy he's a

42:27

really sweet guy i'm on a plane really nice guy

42:31

and i just wanted to go on this

42:33

just just to see what's in

42:35

this guy's head yeah i'm saying

42:38

i'm gonna switch it around i might interview this guy

42:40

i'm gonna ask him to come on our podcast oh

42:42

dude please that'd be awesome i'd love to enjoy because

42:44

i just want to know like the the

42:46

pain thing like did some

42:49

people like pain like like like

42:52

does it like how does a guy walk

42:54

on hot coals but i can't we got

42:56

the same feet how is he doing it

43:00

it's here man it's here and like she

43:02

knows got that thing man that mind

43:05

over matter anyway

43:08

no yeah that should be an interesting

43:10

podcast in the vand today two o'clock

43:13

it should move us up one notch

43:15

all right well i'm coming out man

43:17

we're gonna do some great after we

43:19

tease who we got the one freaking

43:22

legend the one and only

43:24

jay leto you

43:27

know what can't believe you got him i'm sitting

43:29

there i'm sitting there who cool cool we have

43:32

right i got you a little number i

43:36

mean jay

43:38

and i yeah i've been on his

43:40

show a few times and

43:43

uh actually

43:45

it was on his car show too we did

43:48

a car show together yeah i

43:50

just reached out to say jay man we got

43:52

a podcast pizza masters i'd love to have you

43:57

five minutes Great. When.

44:01

Call. Me: I.

44:05

Put of the for account. We talked for about fifty

44:07

minutes. About. His

44:09

name was gonna get on a said Elvis

44:11

he's going to be a good guest. Of

44:14

you later Guess Skills gives you a lot of

44:16

stories Schedules it also tonight show for what. Twenty.

44:19

Some odd years took over

44:21

from Johnny Carson and met

44:23

met him every. Celebrity.

44:27

It hollywood size is gonna love

44:29

stories any cycles who also comedian

44:31

the Taoists. That's the first Tv

44:33

performance like I ever did before

44:35

Letterman was the Tonight Show. I

44:38

did and it was a cool as and

44:40

wasn't a Sydney misguided to set. Was embarrassing

44:42

but I have this photo is when I

44:44

did it. I flew out there and had

44:46

to spend the night in a hotel. Nice.

44:48

There was still a so they needed some

44:51

color and I laid out all day by

44:53

the pool. So. The next day when

44:55

I did it in people sword they will

44:57

like do what the fuck some soda and

44:59

night at this photo I want to bring

45:02

and I keep it on my wall consume

45:04

his first one am I'm come on around

45:06

leno cause I met on and seemingly green

45:09

room we talk for a long time and

45:11

like you said is a regular tommy but

45:13

I was so nervous as get his photo

45:15

way you could see I'm so scared and

45:18

I'm so ten am my arm in arm

45:20

and leno and I can't wait to get

45:22

a normal photo would I'm. Ah

45:25

we are free to ah yes such

45:27

am sites Bro is a legend manner

45:29

and scream be good for bigger was.

45:33

Now you at when someone else I or

45:35

mention but this summer nights we talked about

45:37

that you said you reached out to when

45:39

they said on my daughter's you podcast is

45:41

i second guess myself and then I'm I

45:43

was going try reach out to them You

45:45

said you do it on Instagram but.death don't

45:47

save the follow you to reach out that

45:49

I'm. Lazy. And

45:51

well, my, oh yes, there are some. I

45:53

think that's the case Why the judge also.

45:56

Odd is looking it up when I was eight. you

45:58

know what though I saw him with

46:02

Conan O'Brien doing Conan's and

46:05

I'm like, no, right. I was just not

46:07

true then what you said about us. So I

46:09

get it. I'm like, I'm making notes. I

46:12

don't watch anything anymore with a particular actor. That's

46:15

like, I'm focusing on my podcast. What

46:17

do you mean focusing on yours? You

46:19

wake up every day and just think

46:21

about yours. Get in the car, drive

46:23

to Sebastian and open your fucking mouth.

46:25

Holy shit. Focusing. That's why

46:27

David Spade will always be cool,

46:30

man. He came, he did. We

46:32

had a good time. Awesome. It

46:34

was fun. It was fun. I want to get Kevin

46:36

James, but he's not in LA when we're ever in

46:38

LA, but I want to do that. Yeah. Fun hang,

46:40

man. Did you have any special come

46:42

out? I

46:45

know he has a new special. I don't know how new it is.

46:47

I know he's like doing stand up like crazy all the

46:49

time. So I wouldn't imagine if he's got another one coming

46:51

out soon, but he

46:54

did that movie. We played the coach, Sean Payton.

46:56

It was great. Great movie. I don't know if

46:58

you were. Oh, he did? Yeah. You

47:01

know, Sean

47:03

Payton, he's New

47:06

Orleans. Yes. New

47:08

Orleans? He was. He was. Isn't he, is

47:10

he the guy now doing Back with the

47:12

Broncos, right? Oh, yeah. He's

47:14

with the Broncos. Speaking of football, for

47:16

all you young guys out there living,

47:19

especially living that sort of Metro lifestyle

47:21

in some of these cities where fashion

47:23

really matters like here, what am I

47:25

going to do? You

47:27

want to know what's cutting edge. I don't

47:30

know if you see what this co-host

47:32

doing football on the weekends. I mean,

47:34

it's like half football commentary,

47:37

half men's fashion show. I mean,

47:39

did you see that beige

47:41

trench coat? What had the week

47:44

of the AFC championship game?

47:46

No. What a beige turtleneck.

47:50

I mean, just looking good,

47:52

looking lean. He's looking very lean, you

47:54

know, like

47:57

a guy should be the

48:00

action movies man but anyway yeah it's

48:02

like obviously there's a contest who can

48:04

dress cooler because these guys are tearing

48:06

it up with the outfits yeah

48:09

no they got they got a lot of style

48:11

on these shows I'll be in I'll be in

48:13

Vegas for the Super Bowl next week and why

48:16

will be yeah what will be them doing shows

48:18

there at the at the win so

48:21

why weekend yeah oh

48:24

I didn't know you were doing a Super Bowl

48:26

weekend wow man rock and roll the bull I

48:28

can at the win four

48:30

shows I'm going

48:32

to the Super Bowl right

48:35

mm-hmm let me ask

48:37

you this yeah what you take I've

48:42

been on one Super Bowl in my life I

48:44

was fortunate enough to take my father and

48:46

we sat in the box right these tickets

48:49

that I got are not in a box

48:52

they're gen-pop in in

48:55

the crowd right mm-hmm

48:58

would you rather watch a football

49:00

game from a box or

49:04

from the crowd well

49:07

again it depends if it's my team from

49:09

the crowd if it's just a game box

49:12

will be nice all right we'll see

49:14

how this all works out well yeah

49:17

yeah yeah and I can't give you any more

49:19

information can't give you any more

49:21

information because there's a lot going on here that I

49:23

can't get into right now I'm gonna have to get

49:25

into it after the game mm-hmm all

49:28

right no then I'll let you know how this all

49:30

works out because a lot of moving

49:32

a lot of moving parts on Batman

49:35

it's gonna be a who's who should

49:37

be a really great weekend I'm gonna

49:39

be doing a lot of press there

49:41

on Thursday

49:43

yeah Thursday Thursday

49:45

so I should have

49:47

a lot lot to talk about the next time

49:49

we get on here but wow I got a

49:51

bolt out of here bro all right there you

49:53

have it guys thanks again tuning in to the

49:55

Pete Sebastian show you got any dates

49:58

coming up you want to I know you

50:00

were you were our church on Instagram. I

50:03

don't know where we're at with When

50:05

this is gonna air, but p corioli

50:07

calm I got Toronto coming up Montreal,

50:09

San Diego As

50:12

I said go to p corioli calm

50:14

more dates are added and just takes

50:16

place for everybody's been coming out It's

50:18

been fun, man. So there you go

50:20

There you have it Sebastian live calm

50:22

for ticket information in regards to the

50:24

tour. It ain't right coming July 2024

50:29

and a lot of exciting things in the pipeline here.

50:32

We'll get into it next week right here

50:34

Pete Sebastian The

50:48

show has ended I Feel

50:53

like when I go on podcast They're

50:58

like when is

51:00

this gonna be over start

51:03

the van