0:03

This is the Pete and Sebastian

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Show with

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Pete Correale and

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Sebastian Maniscalco. How

0:24

you doing

0:28

bro? I don't even know

0:31

if we just we eliminate the

0:33

pleasantries and we're diving into this

0:35

letter. I

0:39

don't know. Let's not listen. We got a lot

0:41

to get into today. You just finished season two

0:43

of the show and you got to take a

0:45

better look at that letter because guy you're missing.

0:49

Time out. I thought I sent the

0:51

letter and everyone who commented you were the

0:53

only one who didn't comment and I thought

0:55

because you were the only one wise enough

0:58

to really read it and

1:01

see what was what's what's going on here.

1:03

And it's a bigger picture than what that

1:05

letter is. It was all big deal but

1:07

read it. Look at the

1:09

top. I read wording. What

1:13

you take. Bro.

1:20

You're getting kicked out

1:22

of the community. I

1:25

can't believe you. You think

1:27

it's authentic. I

1:30

got fucked by a cast listener bro.

1:33

The shit came from Denver and fucked

1:35

me up all weekend. Jackie was ready

1:37

to move. I had to send

1:39

it to my lawyer. He's a guy. I want

1:42

to be a time it's a

1:44

for gay. He broke. It's

1:49

a bigger picture. We got to discuss. Yeah.

1:51

Bro. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Fucking my mind's

1:54

blown. I'm

2:00

all people I'm like Yeah

2:06

Okay Yeah, walk

2:09

me through this How

2:11

does this get that out? Just give me

2:13

give me to Give

2:15

me how this goes down Let's

2:18

fill in the listeners before we go

2:20

any further. It's a letter seemingly from

2:23

my town I Who's

2:26

had enough of some of the things that have gone

2:28

on in my town because of me I

2:31

don't know do I do I read it or do we just tell

2:33

them? You have

2:36

to read the letter Okay,

2:38

so this is the letter I was

2:41

on the road in Connecticut and Jackie

2:43

called me I was in the green

2:45

room Friday night You never

2:47

I got the mail you're never gonna believe what's in

2:49

there I mean this we got to get out of

2:51

here Pete So the top of

2:53

the letter says village of Fredonia New

2:55

York board of trustees of the village

2:58

of Fredonia on the

3:00

address Dear mr. Corielli We

3:02

hope this letter finds you well as residents

3:04

of the village of Fredonia, New York We

3:06

are writing to you with a matter of

3:08

concern that has been brewing within our community

3:11

Over the past few months. There

3:14

have been numerous complaints regarding your

3:16

behavior that we feel compelled

3:18

to address Firstly

3:20

there was an alarming incident

3:23

involving you threatening the local

3:25

dive coach such behavior

3:33

I've got to put it on such behavior

3:36

is completely unacceptable and has understandably caused distress

3:38

among residents Furthermore that has

3:40

been several occasions where you refuse to

3:42

where your refuse has pickup has included

3:44

unacceptable Unacceptable trash causing inconvenience and creating

3:47

a nuisance for your neighbors This is

3:49

not only reflective of poorly on you,

3:51

but also disrupts the peace and cleanliness

3:53

of our village Moreover

3:55

various incidents involving your interactions with

3:58

neighbors and local residents have been

4:00

reported, wrangling from confrontations to

4:03

disturbances. Such behavior fosters a

4:05

sense of unease and tension

4:07

within our close-knit community. Most

4:09

recently, your conduct at the town

4:12

meeting where the renovation of a

4:14

local building that house migrant workers

4:16

was discussed was highly inappropriate. Your

4:18

disruptive behavior not only hindered constructive

4:20

dialogue, but also displayed a lack

4:22

of respect for the concerns and

4:24

opinions of your fellow residents. Given

4:28

the cumulative impact

4:30

of these incidents, we urge you

4:32

to seriously consider the effect of

4:34

your actions on the community. It

4:36

is evident that your behavior is

4:38

causing discomfort and unease among the

4:41

residents of Fredonia. We

4:43

believe that it would be in

4:45

everyone's best interest, including yours, to

4:47

contemplate the possibility of finding a

4:49

more suitable environment where your actions

4:51

align better with the

4:54

expectations of community living. We

4:56

sincerely hope that you will take this letter into

4:59

consideration and reflect on how your behavior

5:01

affects those around you. Our village thrives

5:03

on mutual respect, understanding, and cooperation, and

5:05

we believe that with the right approach

5:08

we can foster a harmonious environment for

5:10

all residents. Thank you for your

5:12

attention to this matter sincerely, and it's signed, Village

5:15

of Fredonia, New York, all right? Phew.

5:21

Right. Listen,

5:24

so when I read that, I

5:27

have to admit my first thought. My

5:30

first thought was, this

5:32

fucking guy's a liability. Like,

5:37

to you? If this gets, just

5:41

in general, if this gets

5:43

out that you got kicked

5:45

out of a city, yeah,

5:47

it's gonna cause major

5:49

repercussions not only for

5:52

your career, but your

5:55

family. I

5:57

mean, I've never heard of anybody getting kicked out of

5:59

a city before. because they

6:02

yelled at the diving coach. It's

6:05

like the wild west in the

6:07

1880s, right? And don't let

6:09

me see your face around here again, son.

6:11

Holy shit. But listen,

6:14

first of all, that's illegal, right? I mean, even

6:16

when I read it, I was like, you can't

6:19

threaten me to leave the community.

6:21

That's insane, right? I mean,

6:23

we all got together and so, and

6:26

Jackie was just like, we gotta move. This

6:29

is crazy. People

6:31

are pissed off. I mean, is this gonna

6:33

reflect on Sadie? I mean, how, you think

6:35

they're treating Sadie differently because of all the

6:37

stuff that you do, right? But

6:40

I'm like, I know people like me too,

6:42

man. I mean, I

6:44

just, I got another story about that later. But so, I

6:47

gotta go, I gotta go on

6:50

stage. I go, but let

6:52

me send it to my lawyer. He's my buddy who's

6:54

a lawyer, but he represents one firm,

6:57

but we joke that he's my lawyer. He's

6:59

the cast lawyer, Ray,

7:01

and he takes a look at it. And he goes,

7:03

send him my way. I'm not gonna lie, I had

7:05

a few beers, man. I've been drinking, we're at a

7:08

barbecue, but I look at it, and he writes me

7:10

back, and he's like, bro, this is fucking fake.

7:12

I don't think this is real. I mean, I think one

7:14

of your castlist, and this is pulling one over on you.

7:17

So I got off stage and I said, Jack, he thinks

7:20

it's fake. I mean, it is kind of vague, you know

7:22

what I mean? I go, and you can't get the lady

7:24

signature. So then Jackie calls me the

7:26

next morning, and she goes, I got the envelope. I

7:28

dug it out of the garbage because she had thrown

7:30

out the envelope, and it's postmarked from

7:32

Denver. Now, if you're mailing something from our village, we

7:34

live down the block. Why would it go all the

7:36

way to Denver? So,

7:40

and now, that's where we're at

7:42

now. I'm like, this thing has gotta be

7:44

fake, all right? I didn't even bother calling

7:46

the town clerk because I think she'd be

7:48

like, are you kidding

7:51

me? Yeah, we send you a letter to leave town.

7:55

I mean, this throws a whole other,

7:59

I thought this was something. Sealed delivered you called

8:01

the woman at the village. He goes. No,

8:03

we didn't send that letter. There's

8:05

a possibility That

8:08

this thing is real There

8:11

is but there isn't guy. I'm

8:13

I thought listen I'm

8:15

I thought first of all I'd show it to you and you

8:18

I was thinking you might treat it the way in

8:20

the past cast like when I got Scammed

8:23

with a guy's like write a check and take

8:25

it to Walmart or the time I got the

8:27

guy on the computer Steve and you're like, oh

8:29

my god, bro So I thought

8:31

you were gonna go do one of those like oh

8:33

my god Yeah, they mailed you a letter telling you

8:35

leave town you can't you know But

8:37

the fact that you're not is like either

8:40

you're getting You know

8:42

that ageism that we're all seeing with our

8:44

own eyes on a daily basis I

8:46

think my dad might be hitting you and you're losing

8:48

your senses because you're buying it I mean and who

8:51

puts a big on the top up on the

8:53

top Fredonia Just

8:56

listen to the beginning again, man Was

9:01

as residents of the village of Fredonia, New

9:03

York we are writing to you who

9:05

is the residents of the village of Fredonia What are

9:07

you a club? Are you a book club?

9:13

Right Together

9:19

Listen, it's the middle of day right now. You want

9:21

if we can get I give you the number We

9:23

want these guys to call the town clerk live on

9:25

right now and find out if she sent this shit

9:27

We can do it, but I think we'll be embarrassed

9:31

Maybe she was on a trip in Denver

9:34

had some time on her vacation and go let me get

9:36

the funny get rid of this fucking guy and

9:40

She says as residents of Fredonia that sounds

9:42

like Declaration of Independence signing,

9:45

you know, it is like 20

9:47

people leaning over go. Yeah put a period

9:50

there capitalize that definitely let him like Why

9:53

would she go to Denver and then write this on behalf of

9:55

the whole town that she did they give her notes? Here's

9:58

the here's the thing. This is what happened And

10:00

I'm surprised at you. I'm surprised at you This

10:04

is my assumption which I'm sticking with because

10:06

if I if there's no way they'd say if they send

10:08

me that I would get a lawyer and I'd sue the

10:10

town and I would make them pay for me to move

10:13

and either

10:15

buy my home off of me or You

10:17

know, maybe the move. What's the

10:20

lawsuit? Bro,

10:22

you're threatening me you're threatening

10:24

me that you may Bro,

10:26

you're at a bar and a wise guy walks

10:29

in and says You

10:31

might want to consider drinking somewhere else

10:36

Okay, goodbye It's

10:39

a threat that's a threat that's

10:41

what the town is saying in that letter

10:43

to me and my family collectively collectively You

10:47

know what I'm saying? No,

10:49

I think with the way the letters The

10:52

way the letter is written It's

10:55

basically telling you listen our town Was

10:59

a peaceful Place

11:01

where people could raise a family and

11:05

now you're reigning havoc amongst

11:09

our residences residents

11:12

and Maybe

11:15

you should consider drinking

11:19

somewhere else where bar

11:21

fights are appropriate that's

11:24

Basically what they're saying Okay,

11:28

you look at it that way I look at it

11:30

is all I'm asking you to do is to clean

11:32

your lines because every Time someone gets a draft beer

11:35

in your bar It turns

11:37

it we're getting sick and we're tired of

11:39

this shit And I know it's expensive and

11:41

it sucks to have to upgrade and get

11:43

better But trust me on the back end

11:45

look at we're already the whole countries already

11:47

talking about Fredonia I put you on the

11:49

map and I didn't even tackle the goddamn

11:51

logo hillbillies That'll be done by the time

11:53

my daughter's in eighth grade. I guarantee you

11:56

that I'm done with that shit calling us

11:58

the hillbillies That's the team Anyone

12:00

new to the cast, if you go to Fredonia,

12:02

we'll call the Hillbillies and it's a guy missing

12:04

a tooth Who looks like he

12:06

just got out of the fucking woods. All

12:09

right, so that's all logo. That'll get you

12:11

an academic scholarship By

12:16

the way Not only my not

12:18

only gonna stop I'm going harder on a gas

12:20

pedal I'm not going public with it yet, but

12:22

just vaguely asking you what you take on teachers

12:24

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12:26

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cast Hey

14:12

listen, you know me the way I

14:14

stand on any of that shit cigarettes

14:16

vaping marijuana That

14:20

doesn't even come across school lines.

14:22

That's just in the car. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

14:25

Yeah. Yeah Yeah,

14:27

that's a whole I broke you're familiar with

14:29

tenure with teachers when they get tenure, right?

14:34

How do you get that in

14:36

the negotiation you go and after nine years

14:39

You can never fire us no matter what we do I

14:41

can take a dump on the desk and

14:43

put a candle in it and you can't find me Where

14:50

else could you do that? Can you imagine if I

14:52

had guaranteed this job the rest of that? Well, there's

14:54

not enough money. So you'd be like, you know, but

14:57

if it like this is making like big money and

14:59

guaranteed We could say anything you could do anything. How

15:02

do you gotta be held accountable bro? That's life

15:06

Those kids are my whole life.

15:08

Wait, sorry. Sorry side step anyway

15:13

I get that. Let's reel it back into

15:15

the letter. Do you know this

15:17

woman Anne? No,

15:19

I don't I've seen her at the one time

15:22

I was at that board meeting because she like

15:24

gathers the notes and I think documents everything but

15:26

I don't I don't know personally I wouldn't recognize

15:28

if I was out but I don't think she'd

15:30

recognize me. I don't think this is real If

15:34

we called in Uh-huh and

15:36

you say and I got this letter from

15:38

you saying that, you know, you want me

15:40

kicked out of the community Is

15:43

there any truth to this or is this a

15:45

fake? Is that

15:47

is that worthy of a cast call are you willing

15:49

to do that? Yeah,

15:52

I would I mean my town there's a

15:54

good chance you're gonna get the answer machine

15:56

But I'd be willing to definitely do that.

15:58

But you know, well I mean,

16:00

it is Juneteenth today, so it's

16:02

a holiday. Oh, right. So

16:05

does the village work? And

16:07

the other thing is, do I legally? No. Are

16:10

you kidding me? And he's sniffing

16:12

the holiday or probably off yesterday,

16:14

Juneteenth Eve. So.

16:20

But do you think if you did call, do

16:22

you have to say, hey, we're

16:24

live and on radio? Is that

16:26

what you say? You

16:30

have to say, listen, we're doing

16:32

a prerecorded podcast. I got

16:34

this letter and

16:36

I just want to make sure this

16:38

is authentic or is this something that's

16:41

fabricated? I

16:45

mean, are

16:48

we are before you got on this call

16:51

with me, you were for sure

16:53

this was fake. Is there

16:55

a hint of a doubt now that we've

16:57

discussed this, that this is possibly real? I

17:01

still have to say no. I really I really

17:03

there is not a hint of a doubt. Maybe

17:07

gosh, I was 100 percent sure it

17:09

was fake. And now with the way

17:11

you're taking it, I'm 98 percent because

17:13

you're usually pretty wise, usually

17:16

pretty street smart. And

17:19

it's also a little sad to see you falling

17:21

for this. Like you're the guy that would go, guys,

17:25

seriously, it's good, it's something. But

17:28

you're sitting here like, what is

17:30

that? What is that up top? Have

17:32

you have have you ever seen that before? That's

17:34

bizarre. OK, let's go down

17:37

your hall. Let's go down your hall. So

17:39

my whole is I said

17:42

to Jackie, I said to my lawyer, I

17:45

think it was a prank. And my lawyer is like,

17:47

I honestly think it was a cast prank. Somebody

17:50

listens. Because it's like the

17:52

garbage refuse doesn't even make sense. I had

17:54

said once on the cast that my neighbor,

17:56

I go once in a while, throw some

17:58

in his garbage can. You know, because

18:00

I don't even, I take mine to the dumps. I'll throw something

18:02

in his, you know? So when it

18:04

says, we don't, we found stuff in your trash, I

18:07

don't even have garbage pickup. I

18:09

always take it. What

18:11

you're trying to say is, we know you put shit in

18:14

the neighbor's trash. Because that's what I first read. I'm like,

18:16

oh my God, Jack, they, and they, and she's like, what's

18:18

this garbage thing? And I go, I

18:20

sometimes, if I only have like one thing and I don't want to

18:22

go to the dump, I'll get up at four in the morning and

18:24

put it in the fucking neighbor's garbage can, you know? And

18:27

I'm like, maybe they had a camera on me. It's

18:31

not even his garbage can, it's a rental.

18:34

And I'm once, for all these students, so

18:36

he doesn't know what student threw it in

18:38

there. So like, you know, like, I'm

18:40

going to go all the way to the dump for an ironing

18:42

board when I could just slide it over in between

18:44

those four cans and, you know. I'm

18:49

more flabbergasted that you're setting an alarm to

18:51

get up to throw garbage jobs. Bro,

18:54

mental alarm. I just roll over four in the morning. I'm

18:56

like, if I get them now, I don't have to go

18:58

to the dump to throw that ironing board out. Wow.

19:05

I know, I know. Audit, bro. Audit, right?

19:07

So that's how I interpreted that

19:09

at first. But then on a second read,

19:11

I'm like, nah, that's not what they're saying.

19:13

They're trying to say, the pranks are made

19:15

a mistake. He thinks I have a

19:17

garbage can, right? So I said to Jackie, it's

19:19

definitely a prank, probably

19:21

from the Denver area. I

19:24

wouldn't put it past Frasco. Andy

19:27

Frasco the other day mentioned coming on his cast and,

19:29

you know, loved a particular show recently. So he's

19:32

obviously still listening. He's a creative guy. I got

19:34

to ask him. So

19:36

I figured, let me take it on the air and

19:39

say somebody out there affiliated

19:41

with the cast pranked me. You

19:44

got me good, man. Yeah. And not only did you

19:46

get me good, my wife, like, was pissed. She had

19:48

to go out that night. It ruined

19:50

her night. And the next morning when I

19:52

decided it was a prank, when I got

19:54

home, and we're talking about, I go, you got to admit Jack, you

19:57

know, it was a good prank. And she goes, it was a terrible

19:59

prank. I mean

20:01

it was it like it was not good. I

20:03

mean everyone was uncomfortable. It's not a good prank

20:05

I go that's what a good prank does this

20:07

prank was so good We took it all the

20:10

way to my lawyer And I was this close

20:12

to calling if I would have called this lady

20:15

and said Did you send

20:17

this and she'd go no that is officially? The

20:21

official end of the prank it worked

20:23

all the way till the end and

20:25

I said I'm not gonna give this

20:27

guy to Satisfaction he got

20:29

me bad enough But I'm not taking it

20:31

over to finish line for him and

20:33

now I'd like him to come forward And

20:35

I don't know do we let's can we give him a couple? Something

20:38

like a do we do we have any merch

20:40

can we send them a nice? Cat sweatshirt if

20:42

he comes forward and admits this but

20:44

I gotta take a bow merch fuck.

20:47

I'm thinking FBI on this guy Wait,

20:50

well, this is this is the bigger questions.

20:53

We're dealing with some psychotic First

20:58

of all whoever did this probably can't

21:00

believe we bought it. He's like guy the thing on

21:02

top second of all I Notice

21:06

lately you'll you'll like leaning into What

21:09

happened? I lost the picture of you What

21:11

is that? Yeah,

21:15

that's the village yeah They

21:18

took there. That's that's that's official bro.

21:20

What yeah well that was on top. Yeah, he

21:22

went and got it there secondly I know just

21:24

lately you'll like you like to bring up questions

21:27

that Discussion questions

21:29

and I think the bigger picture here and the

21:32

favor this guy did us is what entails a

21:34

prank? You

21:36

know is it is it supposed to make me uncomfortable?

21:38

Is it supposed to put a big hassle in my

21:40

life and then not be a hassle? I

21:42

mean I feel like It did

21:45

what it's supposed to do for better

21:47

or for worse. I don't like it pranked by people I

21:49

don't know though. That's like not cool The

21:52

way if this was a prank

21:56

the way you do this prank is you

21:59

don't put letterhead on it right

22:01

because you're falsifying who

22:04

you are by putting the letterhead on it.

22:07

You do a signed

22:10

fake name from

22:12

a resident. Resident Frank

22:14

Smith, a concerned

22:17

resident. The fact that

22:19

this person put the letterhead

22:21

on it and signed it as a real

22:24

person, right, would

22:27

suggest a

22:31

mental disorder here. Like

22:33

this is like you're

22:36

forging the signature of the

22:39

village whatever

22:42

this person is. It's a good

22:45

prank takes effort, right? Like

22:47

if you did what you just said the

22:49

first aspect I'd open and go, ah, Castle

22:51

is got me. If

22:54

you take the time to cover little details

22:56

put a little effort into it. There's a

22:58

great story once George Clooney told about pranking

23:00

his old roommate. I guess he's a classic

23:02

prankster where the guy had

23:04

a cat and they were roommates and every

23:06

time the cat would shit in a kitty

23:09

litter Clooney would get to it before the

23:11

guy did and flush it down the toilet

23:13

and then a guy was getting concerned because

23:15

his cat wasn't shitting and he did this

23:17

for like 10 days bro. Commitment, 10 days

23:19

beating my roommate to the cat shit and

23:21

flushing it. Then on the 11th

23:23

day Clooney took a shit

23:27

in the fucking kitty litter box. So

23:29

the guy walked in and

23:32

went, oh my god, like

23:34

thinking his cat took that

23:36

shit, you know. So

23:40

is that sick and twisted? Is

23:42

that a mental, no that's

23:44

commitment and effort. That's what this

23:46

is. This is cleaning up 10

23:48

cat shits in a row. That's what

23:50

this is. I'm totally missing it man.

23:52

You're so missing the point here. What

23:55

Clooney did was in the own environment of his house

23:57

it was not like he was going out of his

23:59

way. I don't know I take

24:01

the shit as a throat. This

24:03

is somebody at home is like He's

24:13

a villain right like a villain Do

24:25

we have a return address in

24:27

Denver on the envelope I

24:32

Threw the envelope out, but there was no return That

24:39

was did fingerprinted the whole

24:41

thing I'd have the Fucking

24:43

authorities on this it was

24:45

already out the other Substance

24:49

in the envelope the one Jackie gave me the envelope

24:51

I said leave the envelope out so when I came

24:53

home the envelope was in my office in a plastic

24:55

bag and I'm like Why'd you put in a plastic

24:57

bag Jack cuz you know cuz like in case we

25:00

need it and she goes no Cuz it was at

25:02

the bottom of garbage and smells disgusting like yogurt and

25:04

coffee grinds and shit. I couldn't take the smell So

25:07

that so I looked at it and it was all

25:10

you know cuz it had been sitting in the garbage

25:12

There was no return address. It just said Denver on

25:14

the postmark Listen, it's not like

25:18

What's that chemical that kills you when you

25:20

touch it when you open cyanide? No,

25:23

no the other one that was um everyone was

25:25

worried about Rex yeah

25:28

Any guy it's just a letter, but I

25:31

agree I don't know him, but here's the

25:33

other thing you're not taking into consideration though

25:35

these listeners They feel

25:38

like they do bro, and if you meet them if you know

25:40

I know it's hard like you can't meet him at arena, but

25:42

when you run into him if you do in public Sometimes

25:45

they're a little like hey, what's up,

25:47

and they'll go I just

25:49

feel like I know you I've been listening to you for freaking

25:51

10 years so they they so he feels like

25:53

he knows me PD. I'm gonna get it so it's

25:56

like a You know a

25:58

little like that so but I think I gotta like I

26:01

can't have my address be getting out there anymore. It's a

26:03

shame to I miss getting all the little trinkets

26:08

Trinkets bro. Yeah the way this is going you

26:10

you you might get a

26:12

pipe bomb in the fucking thing next time Jesus,

26:16

what are you saying guy a pipe

26:18

bomb? Well,

26:20

that's why I have that's why I

26:22

have Sadie open everything I

26:31

should be taking this a step a step

26:33

more on this. Yes find out Alright,

26:36

if this is really fake or

26:39

or what because this is some type of

26:41

sick Prank if

26:44

it is fake that you know that you're

26:46

gonna call the city. I'll have my manager Matt

26:48

do it I'll have him call the city on

26:51

my behalf because that way What's

26:54

up? We

26:57

got we got fucking We

27:02

got Sherlock Holmes

27:04

over here on the case. He's

27:06

gonna call for Dodia to

27:09

see if they route mail through Denver Yeah,

27:15

do it up do it up what about

27:19

What about the Yeah, yeah

27:21

the bottom. There's nothing on the

27:23

bottom. Well the signature right

27:25

so like that's illegal, right? To

27:28

put someone else's signature. I Don't

27:31

think so Ask Patrick

27:33

if he can look at the signature in the

27:36

in the text I said him and see if

27:38

he can find the woman signature on File

27:41

and if there's a can we get

27:43

a signature analysis before we start checking

27:45

fucking mail routes Sebastian's

27:48

doing a signature analysis for us

27:50

or something. I know I'm

27:52

doing I'm gonna do a look up sometimes

27:55

Just based on the look of the person

27:57

I could distinguish whether or not This

28:00

was written by this woman. One

28:03

second. Do you

28:06

know what she looks like, Pete? I

28:09

remember thinking she looked ambitious.

28:13

And I think she came from a different town. Oh,

28:16

I don't. I'm not familiar with

28:18

her. And I think

28:20

I broke. I pause.

28:23

I don't know, guys, that like we can be

28:26

showing photos and shit like that. Can

28:28

we? Unless we make

28:30

this this guy's worried about what we're doing here. And

28:32

you don't worry about the letter. You're

28:34

letting the guy or gal who wrote this who

28:37

pranked me. You're letting them win more and more

28:39

and more. Don't you see that? I

28:41

wish somehow we could put a number up right now

28:44

and have the person who did this contact

28:46

the cast and let us know it was them. That's

28:49

that's what we need to do. Take about that,

28:51

bro. Oh, that can't be the

28:54

town. I would be insane if that's the

28:56

town. That was the town. I would go

28:58

marching there. And

29:00

drop F bombs like

29:02

a deleted scene from fucking Sopranos.

29:07

I'm not giving this guy any.

29:14

I'm putting this guy behind bars.

29:21

I mean, where are

29:23

we at with this, bro? We

29:26

went down a rabbit hole that

29:28

we weren't supposed to go down. Is

29:31

there a number right on this? No, it

29:33

just says the address of the well, I

29:36

mean, you know, at the end of the day, it is

29:38

what it is, right? It's like I either call her tomorrow

29:40

and see if she sent it or

29:42

we wait and see if the guy reveals himself. But we

29:45

got what's his. Yeah.

29:50

Straight to voicemail. I have heard. OK,

29:53

we got we got straight

29:56

to voicemail. at

30:00

Ann's desk, so they're

30:03

not working today. Yeah,

30:07

no one's working today except us. So

30:12

anyway, that's where we stand on that. This

30:15

is an ongoing saga. I guess so, we'll

30:17

get some closure by the next show. Do

30:23

you wanna get into the vaping thing or is this

30:25

something that you, this

30:27

for sure would get you kicked out of the

30:29

community? Let's deal with this

30:31

letter, get a clean slate, and

30:34

then come back to the plate. Because

30:36

the only thing I wanna say in closing that

30:39

makes this, gives me a slight hesitation and the

30:41

way you act is that the

30:44

thing, the migrant thing, the housing that they

30:46

wanted to have it be, I think based

30:48

on me getting allowed and proud in there,

30:51

the guy who was gonna do it was

30:53

like, if this is just the start

30:55

of what I'm gonna have to deal with it ain't

30:57

worth it, and he backed away. And I could see

30:59

the town losing out on some

31:01

tax money, going all right, we

31:03

gotta get this guy outta here, or we're never gonna

31:06

get anyone in that goddamn thing. You know what I'm

31:08

saying? Because he's gonna just be a pain in the

31:10

ass about anyone we try to put in there. So,

31:13

but that's just, that's a

31:15

theory, but that's a long shot. But I guess

31:18

cliffhanger, I'll have to call tomorrow when they get back

31:20

to work and find out. All right,

31:22

let's do that. Tomorrow's gonna, he's gonna call.

31:25

How you feeling? How was filming a

31:27

season two, man? I mean, it seems

31:29

like you will memorize the

31:31

lines constantly, right? Just.

31:35

Yeah. So,

31:38

that's over. I

31:40

was in a, literally

31:42

talking to myself for 10 weeks around the

31:44

house. Kids were looking at me going, what's

31:46

wrong with daddy? This is

31:48

something they write. I was even

31:51

at school drop off, waiting

31:53

for my wife to talk to some parents and

31:55

I was sitting on the bench and I was

31:57

talking to myself on the bench reciting the line.

32:00

lines and some mothers looked

32:02

over and said what's wrong with your

32:04

husband? He's got no memory.

32:07

It's a major commitment. Acting is

32:09

like such a commitment right? Almost

32:11

every part of you you

32:13

have to commit from your body to your

32:16

mind until it's over right? I mean you

32:18

really can't dip a toe like you like

32:20

to joke. Yeah

32:24

no this is a

32:26

lot of work. It's a lot of work. But

32:28

anyway well worth it. Of

32:31

course. We just got back from we

32:34

went to Santa Barbara for the weekend for

32:38

Father's Day and

32:41

Caruso's birthday. It's

32:43

kind of wow. Alright. Listen I

32:45

hear you. Just filmed the season

32:47

two. Still it's

32:50

got to be a process of weaning

32:52

yourself out of Danny and sliding back

32:54

into Sebastian. Danny is the character folks.

32:57

If you haven't seen season one check

32:59

it out man. It's

33:01

not like a fucking you

33:04

know this is not what's his name.

33:08

What's the guy that played Abe Lincoln?

33:11

Daniel Day-Lewis. It's

33:13

not like I got a phase out of anything. What

33:16

I gotta do is get some sleep. The

33:19

phase it out of the character. Listen I'm

33:21

trying to show respect to the craft man.

33:24

If you ain't a great actor you're a

33:26

bad actor. Bad acting is bullshit this job.

33:29

The Pete

33:32

and Sebastian

33:35

show. Hey

33:37

guys for anyone out there that might not

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33:46

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33:55

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33:58

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34:00

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34:02

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34:22

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34:24

you never know who's gonna pop in like

34:27

this guy Only

34:31

took three it only

34:33

took three to get

34:35

the fish on the hook, baby I'm

34:42

getting I'm getting ready for battle

34:44

over here. You're talking about bowling. Come on.

34:46

I Don't

34:48

even know if I was gonna look

34:50

look at this see this cast episode

34:53

didn't come out yet folks But what

34:55

you'll see on an upcoming episode is

34:57

Sebastian is riding with 5-0 tonight He's

34:59

going out with LAPD on a ride-along

35:01

on a Tuesday night. This is all

35:03

happening live, bro This is insane. You

35:05

look great. Do you look like you're in a

35:07

fucking FBI? Well, I'm going in

35:10

at 9 o'clock with the hood on oh

35:14

My god, look at this. Are you are you

35:16

at home right now waiting to be picked up

35:19

or you going to the precinct? No, I'm leaving.

35:21

I'm leaving in six minutes. I

35:23

just wanted to hop in here and Tell

35:26

you I love your new show Our

35:29

new show guy. Hi, come on. It's here waiting for

35:31

you. Anytime you want to pop on This is what

35:33

it's for if you get shot by about 930. This

35:36

show is going to number one I'm

35:38

hoping something violent happens to to

35:43

It increase ratings here. So let me

35:45

give you a play-by-play with phone on I'll

35:49

be downtown about seven o'clock I

35:52

don't know if we're riding in a nondescript

35:54

vehicle, but between seven and twelve tonight I'll

35:56

be patrolling the streets of Los Angeles And

36:00

I don't know who with I just know

36:02

the gentleman that invited me. I don't know what

36:05

we're in for. I do know we're stopping

36:07

off for tacos

36:09

at a at a taco

36:11

truck for dinner. Other

36:14

than that, he says the night's going to be

36:16

full of surprises. And

36:20

I don't know what's going to happen, bro. I broke. What

36:24

do you think I should wear as far as footwear? By

36:26

the way. Hi, Lou. Nice to see you.

36:30

I have a manifest on the line.

36:32

Lemons laptop. I don't know who that

36:34

is, but. Well,

36:36

listen, I got so many questions. I know

36:38

you got to go. My first one, I'd say black sneakers,

36:41

but do you give the wife and kids

36:43

an extra special goodbye on a night like

36:45

tonight? The

36:48

only one that's home is Caruso. Not

36:52

as quickly shortly, but yeah, no, I might have to

36:54

give them an extra hug. Goodbye,

36:57

because I'm going in battle for. Listen,

37:01

what the castle's don't know is he told you,

37:03

the cop told you that when you get that

37:05

he's going to put a vest on you, you

37:07

will be wearing a bulletproof vest. And honestly, honestly,

37:09

I know you're excited, but are you at all

37:12

nervous slash maybe a little scared? That

37:14

you're fired. You're

37:19

just doing it for a stand up bit. No,

37:22

you know what? I think this is going to be a

37:24

great story. Number one, number two, I'm going

37:27

to see Los Angeles in a way that

37:29

I never seen it before. But

37:31

number three, bro, I very well could

37:33

be the guy where they might need

37:35

an extra guy to work the battering

37:37

ram and I might be called upon.

37:41

Well, you know, listen, but honestly, I

37:43

don't know about that, but seriously, this

37:45

could seriously happen. A bad guy comes

37:47

flying by a murderer and you're

37:50

you just happen to be in the cop car

37:52

that is right there. Closest to stop him. But

37:54

if they take a second, to let

37:56

you out of the back, this guy's

37:58

going to get away. Would they

38:00

put you possibly in harm's way

38:03

for the greater good of society?

38:06

Could that possibly happen? That's what I want

38:08

to know, man. Like, could you accidentally be

38:10

caught up in shit? I

38:14

don't know. To be honest with you, I

38:16

don't know what their intentions are. But I'll

38:18

give you a scenario and I'll give you

38:21

get your opinion on it. We pull somebody

38:24

over. Hmm. Do

38:26

I get out of the car and watch?

38:29

While two officers, whoever, are

38:31

on either side of the

38:34

vehicle, or do I stay in the vehicle?

38:36

What would your move be on that? I

38:40

mean, do you assuming nobody says

38:42

anything to you, I would try to get out.

38:44

I would make the cops say, guy, guy, you

38:47

got to stay in the car. And then you

38:49

go, OK, cool. But I would I would attempt to

38:51

get out as if you need to.

38:54

You need to pick this is training day. You

38:56

need to feel like you're a rookie cop. So

38:59

you need to be, you know, like they would expect you

39:01

to get out. Like, come see how we do this. You're

39:03

here to see it. You're here for a ride alone. We

39:05

want to show you how we first approached a bad person.

39:09

That happened. Just do you

39:11

think I'll get a who's that guy?

39:14

From do you think

39:16

I'll be like in the mix where

39:19

the bad guys will go? Who's that?

39:21

Who's that guy? Yeah,

39:23

no, I know they would definitely just

39:25

think you're another cop, especially because I know the cops

39:27

you're going out with aren't going to be in uniform

39:29

that you had already told us that. I don't know.

39:32

I don't know. No, I tell you, I

39:34

thought they're going civvies. Oh, well, you

39:37

look like a cop. I wouldn't think that. I'm wondering,

39:39

you know, if you were doing a

39:41

ride along in Philly, have the people begin to hang

39:43

up, go, is that some bad shit? But

39:47

I don't know about where you're going. You

39:49

might be going to Cripland. I don't know.

39:52

You know, that's going to play out. Yeah.

39:54

So but anyway, so it's on the horizon.

39:56

If I can and if I'm allowed to,

39:59

I will see. if I could call

40:01

from the field to

40:03

give you an update of what's going on. I don't know

40:05

how long you're going to be doing this thing. It

40:09

depends on the callers, you know, I may

40:12

be wrapping up after you, bro. Do

40:15

we have do we have any participants?

40:18

You want me to bring in a fan? Yeah,

40:20

bring it bring it a fan. See what's going

40:22

on. All right. Give me a second. I'm bringing

40:24

in. We're bringing in John Ricketts

40:26

here. Give me two seconds. John, come on

40:28

in, turn your camera on. Well,

40:31

I feel like the head I put the head on. I

40:34

feel like I should be coaching first base. Oh,

40:36

embarrassing. No,

40:38

you put the hat on. You look like you're a

40:40

Quantico and I'm in training for the FBI. And

40:43

you're one of the instructors, bro. Well,

40:45

I need a higher. I

40:48

need a higher. Whatever you

40:50

call this face facade like a I

40:52

don't know. I don't know. All

40:54

right. What do we got here? What's

40:58

up? Sebastian? You're about to go with. Yes.

41:00

Can you hear us? And Sebastian's

41:03

on to. Yes,

41:05

he is. This is crazy.

41:07

Holy shit. Oh,

41:09

holy shit. Holy

41:11

shit. OK, anyway, what's

41:14

up, Sebastian? Nothing.

41:16

I'm going on a police ride along here shortly.

41:18

And if you give me any advice, I don't

41:20

know if you've ever done one of these. If

41:22

you're in the backseat before, you know,

41:24

I could. Oh,

41:29

my God, this is crazy. This is crazy. I've

41:31

seen both of you live. Phenomenal,

41:34

phenomenal. First things first.

41:37

I don't know if you guys are part of

41:39

this bourbon crazes going around the world right now

41:41

in the country. High end bourbon

41:43

is going for ridiculous amounts of money. I've

41:46

got into it. Did you try the

41:49

Sinatra Jack Daniels that was sent

41:51

to you, Pete? No,

41:54

I haven't. It's still sitting in the basement. Hopefully

41:57

I won't be toasting it tomorrow after. Bullet

42:00

went through to Kevlaw vest at about 930. I'm

42:03

on my cohort here on the show. But

42:05

no, I haven't broken into it yet. What's

42:08

in the basement? Why are you drinking suburban now? Of

42:12

course, absolutely. What do you

42:14

got? What's, what kind of drinks?

42:17

So I'm from Virginia and every,

42:19

like once a year, they'll do

42:21

a state pick because all our

42:23

liquor stores are ran by

42:25

the state. So the

42:27

Virginia did the maker's mark.

42:30

Nice. They pick special

42:32

private selection. Where

42:36

in Virginia? I'm coming to Norfolk in two weeks.

42:38

Is that around you? Yeah,

42:40

so I'm almost four

42:42

hours away from there in Northern Virginia, about

42:44

an hour and a half out of DC.

42:48

Okay. So yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw

42:50

you when you were in Northern Virginia. I

42:52

saw Pete when he was in DC about

42:54

six months ago. Wasn't

42:57

a huge crowd, but Pete, I'm telling you

42:59

you were phenomenal. And I hope that

43:01

doesn't deter you from coming back, man. Seriously, seriously.

43:04

No, I listen to that's a fun city.

43:06

Thank you, man. That was a really funny

43:08

one. I brought her

43:10

to the show just so she

43:13

could get familiarized with the mentality

43:16

of our generation. You know what I'm

43:18

saying? Yeah. Yeah.

43:21

Listen, who did somebody

43:23

ask for the scar from Garcia? No,

43:27

we didn't. You know, it's funny. We

43:29

didn't get a memento at all from

43:32

that man. I thought he would have

43:34

maybe possibly left behind a small bottle

43:36

of coal or the handkerchief. But

43:39

no, we have nothing. We have nothing from Garcia.

43:43

And to be honest with you, I'm kind of sad.

43:45

We didn't even ask. We should have blatantly asked for

43:47

the scarf right out of his pocket. Pete said he

43:49

was going to. I

43:51

know, but I got the vibe halfway through

43:53

the hang that, you know, my best course

43:55

of action was keeping it as classy as

43:57

possible. And maybe, maybe I'll be having an.