0:01

What's the show called the

0:03

pleasure is ours? I

0:07

think I know how we're kicking it off. Do

0:12

you already know the

0:16

pleasure? The pleasure

0:19

is ours? The

0:22

pleasure is

0:27

It's ours, It's our pleasure.

0:30

Pirates are sucking on this one, our

0:33

pleasure. The pleasure is Jeremy

0:36

Timber. Good things. I like.

0:38

I like this phrase the good things come

0:40

in small packages. This is one that I could

0:42

get on. Is that the that's the phrase this week?

0:44

What is it? That's the phrase? This is what we're gonna slice

0:47

and dice, dissect. Good things

0:50

come in now? Is that? C U

0:52

M No, it's m b okay, thank you? Good

0:55

things it could be come in small packages.

0:57

Admittedly I don't do a lot. I'm not a big

1:00

is here I'll omit

1:02

that. I'm not a big dessert. So good things come out

1:04

of small packages. Maybe one more time,

1:06

just all strung together as good things come

1:08

in small packages. I said that at

1:10

the very beginning. Yeah, good things come in small

1:12

packages. I like. I like this one. I'm

1:15

a I'm a tiny I'm a compact guy. I'm

1:18

I'm a little ball of energy.

1:21

You know. I feel like good things come in small packages.

1:24

I should get this tattoo. Like if I was a girl

1:26

that gets like inspirational tattoos tattooed

1:28

on herself or a guy, but usually girls

1:30

do ship like that. I feel like I would

1:32

get this on cursive on my

1:35

lower box. Getting in cursive,

1:37

you would, yeah, I get this tattoo maybe

1:39

on the nape of my neck, the whole thing, or would you

1:41

just get a good thing right?

1:44

Oh yeah, And then I'd really have to spell it out for people

1:46

when they're like, what, well know that. I thought I figured

1:49

they would be able to spell it out because you are, like, you

1:51

have good thing on the back of your neck and then

1:53

come in small packages on your inner

1:55

thigh. If you had

1:58

a giant back tattoo that just a

2:00

small package, I'd be right.

2:03

Yeah, you're just doing like pull

2:05

ups at the Adventice muscle beach. Yeah,

2:08

they called me the small package,

2:11

but I just that's all I do is pull up, so I

2:13

just have just this massive back.

2:16

So Adam, you're kind of like living proof

2:18

that this is indeed a true

2:20

saying. Is that what you're telling us? Look,

2:23

I mean not well, obviously this isn't

2:26

a blanket statement, but I feel for

2:28

me personally, I

2:30

like this phrase. It works for me. Good things come

2:33

in small packages. I'm like, I don't know if I'm a little guy.

2:35

Everybody watched that Under the Giant documentary

2:38

big Man, big Man seemed pretty

2:40

seemed pretty great, and like I died

2:42

like super young because he was so giant.

2:45

That's true. His heart exploded. Oh so

2:47

everyone who dies young, that's not

2:49

that's not okay with you. That's a

2:51

bad thing. I would like for them to live longer. Yeah,

2:54

I bet you would. I bet you would. But

2:56

and if I am ever quoted for for anything,

2:59

I want to be quoted. That's saying Andre the

3:01

Giant is a good thing, a

3:03

good thing. He's a thing, so he's a

3:05

thing to you. He's a freak. He's a

3:07

good thing. But

3:09

he came in a large package. That's

3:12

my point, Kyle. I guess that

3:14

brings me the question, does this imply that

3:16

things that come in large packages are

3:19

good? Good? That's That's what I'm getting to it. And

3:21

it's a slipper slope. This isn't I'm

3:24

saying that that that good things

3:27

come in small packages doesn't mean that if you're

3:29

it's you're a big thing and

3:31

it comes in a big package. It's a shitty thing.

3:34

You're pure evil. No, I think it. I think it

3:36

implies that bigger things are better. Smaller

3:38

things have to be proven good.

3:42

This saying comes from people basically

3:44

trying to boost confidence. No where

3:46

like someone gets a small thing and they're like, hey, good

3:48

things come with small packages. They're like someone feels

3:50

like overpowered. They're like, don't worry, buddy, good things

3:52

go with small packages, like rudy, Okay,

3:55

the ultimately small thing and a good

3:57

thing in a small package. Correct, Sean

4:00

Aston, he related to Adam

4:03

and ways we don't know. I mean if

4:05

he if he doesn't play my older brother and something,

4:07

could he play my dad? Is he old enough? Probably not.

4:10

I think this is a little bit of an ego booster

4:12

for some people. I like hearing this scene

4:14

along with the saying like, you know, it's

4:16

not it's not about the size, it's the way

4:18

you use it, you know, the motion of the ocean,

4:21

not the size. You like hearing that how often?

4:23

Yeah, because you know this is like I feel like

4:25

there's things that you don't

4:27

have had to do over the years to

4:30

pad you know, our egos. Because

4:32

his men we get very like we're

4:34

talking specifically, how often

4:36

do you hear that he's talking about Wieners

4:38

right now? Because I know you don't. You don't go boating

4:40

that often. Sure, sure

4:43

it's an analogy, but you know, okay,

4:46

it's just you like to hear some positive reinforcement

4:48

everything now and then you know some of us don't

4:50

have the longest ropes, right,

4:52

you know, well, you know, if you're going to Wieners,

4:55

I mean, think about like, uh, think about

4:57

all the statues with the with the good things in

4:59

small pack pages on those guys, you know, tiny

5:02

little, tiny little peckers. What

5:04

was going on in ancient Greece. No one

5:06

had a huge cock back then. It was out

5:09

of all the statues, none of them is really

5:12

hanging. Everyone was just ripped up.

5:14

Everyone was just shredded. Well, that's they

5:16

all had. They all had workout, Dick, that's

5:19

probably they just dropping done a bunch

5:21

of push ups and then got up to flex. They just

5:23

got done doing it. And an ancient

5:25

crossfitty where they're sprinting up

5:28

the steps of the forum, Yeah this is Trojan

5:30

times, and yeah, Trojan Times

5:32

and they're all just shredded, the ripped up,

5:35

and so all the blood is rush shot of their cock, and

5:37

that's probably it was probably Socrates.

5:40

He was like, good things coming small packages.

5:42

Wait, I should etch that in stone. Do

5:44

you think David the statue guy,

5:46

do you think he was stoked? Was he like,

5:48

hey, could you just let me chub up real quick?

5:50

And he's like, no, mate, do you look great? Well?

5:53

My guess is that you had to stand there a long

5:55

time. You know how long it takes for them to to

5:57

etch those It takes like, yeah, I want

5:59

to say a year, I believe, you

6:03

know. I imagine somebody

6:05

sketched out the thing for him and

6:07

then he worked off the sketches. No, those

6:09

sketches, there were no pencil, There was

6:11

no pens Oh yeah. There must have been

6:13

some kind of point of pride to the small pecker

6:16

back then that we will never understand,

6:18

as there

6:20

had to have been. Otherwise these fucking

6:22

people would not have let that happen like

6:25

that if they're if they were like, no, we

6:27

have to have a big old vic and then all

6:29

of them have little dicks. No fucking

6:31

way, that wouldn't have been. That would not be in our museums.

6:34

It's our society that has made you feel that

6:36

way, because good things do indeed come

6:38

in small packages. Back then, they

6:40

didn't judge people like that. They're like, oh, yeah, David's

6:42

got this little wanger, but my boy can

6:45

sling it like nobody's business.

6:47

Right. Maybe he was a grower, we don't know that. And

6:50

then there's that our Greek, our Greek, but guys

6:52

known for as to grow. I don't know's what

6:54

was his thing? What was held?

6:57

I heard he could he could break it from

6:59

the back, That's just what I heard. He

7:02

would hit the skins really hard. Yeah.

7:04

Oh he was like a porn star. Yeah he could

7:06

get

7:08

he could get from the back. He could really get

7:11

it. He would really only from

7:13

the back. Yeah, he would

7:15

really clap because there's too much pressure when you're

7:17

like I to eye. I think for him,

7:19

well he was, wasn't David the great thinker? He

7:22

saying about something. That's a different guy.

7:24

That's what you talking about, Dodobe Gillis. Now he's

7:27

saying about something. Clap. Is

7:30

David the thinker with a little dick. David

7:32

is the jack dude who's just staying like this, and

7:35

he's got the little dick. They all have a little

7:37

dicks. No one has a big dick. No

7:39

one has a big dick? Do we think that's a

7:41

little I feel like we got to get to the bottom

7:43

of this ship, bro, Like, what's up with that?

7:45

There's a fucking There has been a sea

7:48

change when it comes to the interpretation

7:50

of size of cocks. We're talking about

7:52

Greek statues. If you go around the world to different

7:54

places, the dicks are popping. Where

7:58

where I've never seen a statue with a big

8:01

I would love. I would love to

8:03

travel to West Africa. There's plenty of

8:05

statues there where the dicks are good.

8:07

Google Really in West

8:10

Africa? Are there? Do they have statues

8:12

with giant cox? Yes? I don't know. I'm asking

8:14

yes for real? Yeah, that's awesome. I

8:16

gotta I gotta make a trip. Thank you for

8:18

that perspective. For sure, this is what I have. I feel

8:21

like. Also, outside of the Staples Center

8:23

there is a statue shack

8:25

and you can see up his shorts and yeah,

8:29

it is true if you do spend enough time looking.

8:31

But I guess I never looked up his shorts.

8:33

You gotta take some time. And Blake's done that

8:35

and that detail is there

8:38

there. That's a that's a credible man.

8:40

You gotta really look at it for a while. Yeah,

8:45

you do, really got how long

8:47

you have to look at it for it? Man? Just

8:49

go out there the

8:51

pleasure. So

9:06

like, yeah, what about Okay, so

9:09

good things come into some packages, small packages,

9:11

but there's also bad ship that can come

9:13

in small packages. What

9:16

what what are you thinking about anthrax

9:19

in the letter thank

9:21

you? That is a small package and that can

9:24

that's not a good thing. Remember that that ship

9:26

was freaky? Dude? Yeah, I feel like remember

9:28

that? What do you remember that? You

9:30

don't remember when anthrax was being sent and

9:32

like nobody knew where the funk it was coming from,

9:35

and anybody was a target, they had no clue.

9:37

You would just opened up cards and anthrax would

9:39

be in it. I feel like it just went to like it

9:41

went to like thirty rock or NBC, and then

9:44

it was like one place. It wasn't just mailed

9:46

to your ants or something any of

9:48

us though. You guys are crazy, man, everybody

9:51

was a target, doesn't bother me? I

9:56

uh yeah, no, I mean obviously a lot of

9:58

shitty things could come in small

10:00

packages. You, I mean, divorce papers.

10:02

That's just like a letter when you're

10:05

served. It's just some guy being like, hey,

10:07

what's up are you? Kyl new Check You're like, oh

10:09

hey, man, what's hey? What's going on? He's like, you've

10:11

been served? Motherfucker? Right. I love that

10:13

movie though, and that's a small package, but that

10:15

DVD would rock. Fun. Yeah,

10:18

that's a good thing. You got served? Yeah? Who

10:20

is that? What was you got served? Was that? Yeah?

10:23

It was like a dance movie. Yeah, I think like beats Uk

10:25

was in it or something. Is that this one where

10:27

she's like clapping and that's Julia's style?

10:30

That's saved the last dance I said,

10:32

hey, can if I could just take a moment, I'm so

10:34

sorry. I'm so would like to apologize

10:37

to the community for dirty not knowing the difference

10:39

between you Got Served and say the last dance

10:42

scene. What about like razor

10:45

blades and ship Like if you go box

10:48

full of razor blades and that would

10:50

suck. Yeah, So okay, that's Halloween

10:53

was just a few weeks ago. What if you're

10:56

you know, you're going to you know,

10:58

you're trick or treating, you're a kid, and then you

11:00

go and they just give you one one box of

11:02

nerds or just one to roll and

11:04

you're like, well this isn't a good thing. The

11:08

house right next door gave me, gave me, gave

11:10

me two handfuls. You don't like nerds,

11:13

not one tiny box, give me a handful of boxes.

11:15

Man, I don't know, I don't know. I'm just

11:17

grateful. I'm really thankful. Well,

11:20

the next door neighbor just gave just gave

11:22

like twelve boxes. I'm saying that neighbor.

11:24

Yeah, but you're comparing this. If you compare

11:27

any package to another package that was

11:29

better, it's gonna be worse. And speaking

11:31

of which, everybody go to Netflix and watch

11:33

the package or hilarious comedy

11:36

film. I think you're gonna really love it. Oh

11:38

yeah, we produced the package, very very funny,

11:40

very funny movie.

11:48

Good things come in small packages. It's

11:50

not. It's not a woke phrase, right because

11:53

tell me more because exactly what Kyle

11:56

said, Oh, then do do

11:58

big things or those? Are they bad?

12:00

Yes, it's exclusionary, Yes, it's

12:03

it's a little exclusionary. People might jump

12:05

to conclusions, which sucks. It's it sucks

12:07

at that that we live in a time that you can't

12:09

just say a thing and you're talking

12:11

about a specific thing and then every other

12:13

thing. It

12:16

doesn't make sense. Thanks

12:22

for man explaining that. That's

12:24

like the philosophy for the last like five

12:27

years. Bro. You know, like just give me that clip of

12:29

you doing that. Well,

12:34

So what are we saying, like, great things coming in all

12:36

packages? Yeah, it should be great things

12:38

come in packages. Great, Yeah, that's the everything.

12:40

But then it's like, what about the things that come outside

12:42

of a package? Great things come? Yeah,

12:45

great things come? How about hey, hey,

12:47

did you receive a package? Good? Good

12:49

or great or shitty or awesome? It doesn't matter you

12:52

got a package, they come you

12:54

guys, we're putting this into such

12:56

a human form. What if it is simple

12:58

as here comes Cosmic

13:00

Blazer. When you're getting gifts, you

13:03

always are like the kid is always like the biggest

13:05

package has the bike, or the biggest package

13:07

has the big barbag house. But really

13:10

the best gift is the ring in the little

13:12

box, because that thing is worth a mid

13:14

middley you know what I mean? Ring?

13:17

What kind of rings did you get as a

13:19

child. I'm just saying like that would

13:21

be a small package that is very valuable,

13:23

whereas it doesn't have to be the biggest package

13:26

under the trees. Like Zals

13:28

coined this phrase, like

13:30

K. It's like every kiss begins with

13:33

K. You know what. I would

13:35

almost bet money that this is a this is

13:37

a marketing theme that has seen. So maybe

13:39

it wasn't Socrates unless Socrates had a jewelry

13:41

business on the side.

13:42

That guy

13:45

was. He was a renaissance man, right,

13:47

bro. I remember I remember getting like

13:49

fucking when you would see a card under the tree

13:51

for Christmas. You would know that's small, but

13:54

you know that there's some cash in there.

13:56

It was always just five dollars. It

13:58

was five dollars from my and that's it.

14:00

Yeah. My grandma gave me old gum. No, sometimes

14:03

I get a crisp undo. What do you mean a hundred

14:06

dollars? Alright, rich ass. My

14:08

fucking grandpa would always throw a hundo in there,

14:10

like that's fucking huge, that's

14:12

huge. No, it was fucking great. My

14:15

grandma would give me a dollar for

14:18

however old I was, so it was

14:20

never any money. It would be like I had six dollars

14:22

when I was six. I'm like, and you threw

14:24

it right back after. Kyle would get a hundred

14:27

dollars for each year, so he would

14:29

get hundred three hundreds, got

14:31

like a fifty dollars savings bond. But you

14:34

just go great, No, you never

14:36

got cash, never, not a hundred

14:38

dollars. I got gum. Dude. I feel

14:40

like this was later on in life when I got the hundreds.

14:42

By the way, I don't want you to think that I was your grandpa

14:45

was slanging. I think this was like, you know, when I had

14:47

my driver's license and oh, now you're backpedaling

14:49

it, dog. Now all of a sudden you're like, no, I

14:51

know, I actually never did get on if remembering.

14:54

I'm sorry, I'm remembering things while

14:57

we go in a grant in an organic

14:59

way. I'm sorry.

15:01

I was like thrift shopping

15:03

and stuff. Yeah, I know I was super poor

15:05

picking up cigarettes off the ground. You

15:08

drove a Corvette to school? Yeah exactly.

15:10

You want to know what a real ant move, what a real

15:13

like grandma move, was send you like

15:15

a two dollar bill in a car, because

15:18

dude, that's so tight. When I got the

15:20

two dollar bill, i'd be like lucky. I went

15:22

on a bachelor party one time and a buddy

15:24

he showed up with. I guess it was

15:27

two hundred dollars in two dollar bills

15:29

for the strip club. And I was like, he

15:31

goes, dude, I had to go to the post office or he had to

15:33

go to the I guess he think he said the post

15:35

office, and I was weird. I don't even understand.

15:38

Yeah, or it's just like dollar coins.

15:40

You're just like throwing change at this poor woman

15:43

Sacajawea's damn son.

15:45

Here's my question. This is a bit of a segue

15:48

here, but not a segre a tangent. Oh,

15:51

go off, go off king. In my twenties,

15:53

I went to the post office and I got those

15:55

dollar coins back, and I got like ten

15:57

dollars worth in dollar coins right went

15:59

to the are that night and I fucking

16:02

paid for a drink in those dollar coins

16:05

and she was like no, the

16:09

the bartender and I was like, you

16:11

know, we were all broke. I was like, this is what I

16:13

have, and she's like, you're stopped

16:16

working with me and she had me kicked out of the

16:18

bar. Wow, It's like, you're probably

16:20

be a little wild you were probably being a little wild

16:22

child. I was being funny about because

16:24

I'm like, look, here's what I had. I had

16:26

this and she was like no, she kicked

16:28

her ass out. Well, how many coins did you give

16:30

this one? It was like ten dollars for like a like

16:33

an eight dollar drink. Then she should have just taken

16:36

the ten dollars, That's what I said, And she you're

16:38

not gonna take this. She's like no, and I go, this is

16:40

money. And then all of a sudden it was rum

16:43

bum bum no. No. It was

16:45

a lot of no no.

16:48

And then on the way out, I saw the guy who I had

16:50

interviewed for the job earlier that day. I'm

16:53

just kidding. I'm making up an episode now. It writes

16:55

itself. No, I told you the

16:57

pleasure is s

17:00

rojan Man. So

17:03

what's the same. What are we going with? I feel

17:05

like good. I mean, things come,

17:07

things come, things come, close

17:10

your eyes, things are coming. I

17:13

feel like something about showing and growing,

17:15

like sometimes a small package can grow

17:17

into being something pretty large if we rub

17:19

it the right way. Maybe

17:23

maybe maybe it's just like

17:25

like that. The truer sentence has never

17:28

been. Sometimes a small thing

17:30

col growing to side pretty great

17:32

if you rub it the right way. Yeah, maybe

17:34

it's just like chill open the package and see

17:36

what's up, what's inside? You never know. Don't

17:38

judge a package by its size.

17:40

The poetry the

17:42

amount of times Kyle for for

17:45

these phrases that he that he had. Some were chill

17:47

to it. Pretty incredible.

17:51

Yeah, maybe like chill.

17:56

Yeah, it's not good things come with little packages.

17:58

It's like, chill, You're lucky to get a pack. Honestly,

18:01

thank you. Honestly, chill.

18:07

It's not vibro. Yeah, chill

18:10

open the package and see what's inside and might

18:12

be projan condoms

18:15

America's number one condom ran.

18:17

Now that's a really good thing in a small package.