0:00

I love babies. You're

0:02

good with them. You look 12. I

0:04

do look 12. It is weird. I'm the hospital.

0:06

I look back at the pictures of when I like

0:08

had my babies and I was like, how did those

0:11

doctors take me seriously? Did they call you young? Oh,

0:13

yeah. They were like, how old are you? Yeah. I

0:15

was like, why did they even say that? I'm 22.

0:18

And now I look back and I'm like, you're 22. That's crazy.

0:20

Where did you have them? At the

0:23

hospital. In LA? Oh, yeah.

0:26

On the Bay Area and then one in LA. But yeah. I

0:30

was 26 and they were like, you little

0:32

angel. You're so young. Yeah. Like, really? No,

0:34

it feels like I feel like in LA

0:36

you need to be at least 35. Yeah,

0:41

yeah, yeah. To have. All my mom friends

0:43

are like older than me.

0:45

Are all 40. Yeah. Yeah. It's really fun.

0:47

I like feel 40 when I'm with them.

0:50

And I'm like, we all have our kids. I'm

0:52

like, yeah. I remember high school 10 years ago.

0:54

And they're like, no. And they're like, I don't

0:56

get it. I'm like, I don't get anything you're

0:59

talking about. They're so much older than me.

1:01

Yeah. I like your tattoos of your

1:03

kids on your arm. Thank you. Do you have any

1:05

tattoos? No, I'm too scared to commit to anything like

1:07

that. Okay. It's not scary. Really?

1:09

Well, oh, you're scared of the commitment. That

1:11

part is scary. Or like, why sag one

1:13

day? You're what?

1:15

When I sag one day. Don't be afraid

1:18

of that. Like, it'll be a

1:20

different picture. Yeah, but you won't look at

1:22

anywhere. So it doesn't matter if the picture is

1:24

bad. It's like that used to

1:26

be my kids on my arm and now it's

1:28

like a bled. Yeah, that's okay. No one will

1:30

be like looking at you for anything at

1:32

that point if you're that old. So it's okay. What

1:34

will that? When you're like 80? I think

1:36

it will be okay. I'll probably be on stage like, I'm

1:39

all about Debbie. Do you think you'll do that when you're

1:41

80? Yeah. Wow, that's some

1:43

commitment there. It's my 10 year anniversary

1:45

and yesterday I was on stage, or

1:47

today this morning, I was on stage

1:49

singing it. That song. Does it just

1:51

like... And I yelled, it won't die.

1:54

That was cute. So I'll be 80. Okay.

1:57

And I'll be like, I don't know, I'm all about

1:59

that. That is... true because you always see those singers

2:01

perform their really old hits. That'll

2:05

be me. And you'll be there

2:07

with me. I will be and we're gonna replay

2:09

this and people are gonna be like, aww look

2:11

when she's young. Aww, fake hair. They

2:13

don't know it's fake. It's my clip

2:16

ins. Thank you. That's pretty, they're pretty good because

2:18

you can't tell. Really? Yeah, no, you just look

2:20

like you have. Yeah, I got a few bald

2:22

spots. Bald spots? Yeah, from the babies I think

2:24

and my thin hair up here. I have to

2:26

like spray roots, spray in it every day. Well,

2:28

I'm happy that you found a solution. Thank you.

2:31

I don't have any bald spots, thankfully. You

2:33

got hair. I have some hair. I, but

2:37

I did lose hair. You did? Yeah.

2:40

The only thing that I get comments about after having

2:43

kids is like my belly button, which

2:45

I thought it was normal now because I got

2:47

surgery to fix it. No, you didn't. Well, I

2:49

got a hernia surgery. So then it just like

2:51

pushed it back and it like cleaned it up.

2:54

And people are like, she got surgery. Like

2:56

plastic surgery on her belly button. I was

2:58

like, does that count? It got

3:01

hernia. It went outside. Yeah, like a tiny bit. It

3:03

was a little bit of an outie. And then I

3:05

said, just pop back in because I'm

3:07

not having that. I made

3:09

fun of my little sister for having an outie like her

3:11

whole life. Yeah. When I got one, I was like, oh,

3:13

there's no way. Oh, that was like,

3:15

it was like, it was God's way of being

3:17

like, yeah, you fucking thought. Oh, yeah.

3:19

I'm sure it

3:21

looks so good now. Thank you. I'm not going to

3:23

show you because that's so weird, but I do have

3:25

pictures on Instagram where you can. Okay. I'll go on

3:27

your Instagram. Yeah. Do you like being a mom? I

3:30

love being a mom. I want

3:32

more kids. How many? Four. Four more?

3:34

No, no, no. I want two more,

3:37

two girls. Okay. That's cute.

3:39

Two boys, two girls. When

3:41

do you want them? Like as soon as

3:43

possible. If you had it your way, would they be

3:45

like in a year and then in two years? In

3:47

two years by now. Oh, you want to have twins.

3:49

Yeah. I know. But

3:51

now I'm thinking about it. Like twins is crazy.

3:54

Twins is insane. Oh,

3:56

last night I

3:58

put them all to sleep. And all,

4:01

like, kind of like 15 kids, yeah. I

4:04

put all two of them to sleep, and we literally

4:06

just lay there in the dark, like we could do

4:08

our whole bedtime routine, brush teeth, everything. I wash my

4:10

face while they brush their teeth. And

4:12

we like, yeah, and then we lay

4:14

down and they

4:16

make me like sing to them and read books and

4:19

like for, well then we go lights out and then

4:21

that's just singing strictly. What are you saying? They

4:24

tell me what to sing, and oh yeah, I

4:26

forgot you can sing, so I certainly will not

4:28

be showing you right now. Absolutely not. What are

4:30

you saying with your rassy voice? What are you

4:32

saying? We sing a lot of Twinkle

4:34

Twinkle, but I don't know all the lyrics yet, so.

4:38

Okay, you're like in verse two

4:40

and verse three? Yeah, and

4:42

we're just all over the place. We sing about our

4:44

day. Oh, I love that. Yeah, we sing about everything.

4:47

My Riley's so cute, the three year old, he goes,

4:49

tell me about my day, but know the end. Aw.

4:52

And it's so sweet and sad, but it's literally how

4:55

I feel about life. That's so sweet, I feel sad.

4:58

It's so sad and so hard. Why did you say that?

5:00

I could cry. I could literally cry. I'm about

5:02

my day, but know the end. And we're like,

5:04

yeah, because we'll never be the end. No, I

5:06

hate that. I know. Speaking

5:09

of that, I have an album coming

5:11

out called Timeless, and it

5:13

is literally about that. I hope there's no end. Oh

5:16

my God, now I can cry. I know, I remember.

5:19

No, the end. I wanna write like a kid's

5:21

book now, this is know the end. You should.

5:23

Okay, let's do it together. Let's do it. I

5:26

have zero input in it. My kid, she's

5:29

brave, she has my personality, so she's back

5:31

and forth. She's like, mommy, I love

5:33

you so much. You don't have to work anymore,

5:35

just stay home with me. And then right after

5:38

that, last night, we're laying down in bed. Her

5:40

new word is she learned the word fat. I

5:42

don't know who taught her that. I don't know

5:44

where she heard it, but she likes to call

5:46

me it. She's like,

5:48

mommy, because me and her dad have been

5:50

trying to teach her, we don't call people that, that's not

5:52

nice, whatever. So last night,

5:55

we're laying down in bed. And

5:57

then after we're singing and everything, and I was like,

5:59

she's like, mommy, Me, I finally learned

6:01

it's not good to call people

6:03

fat and all that. Baby.

6:05

I'm so proud That makes me so happy

6:07

and said yeah big fat mom's. Usa.

6:12

And where were you expect that I

6:14

was a strange joe she set it

6:16

up she set up to tell me

6:18

make me feel getting of yeah big

6:20

fat mom and all They sort of

6:22

my life and I've heard Dana says

6:24

excellent We landed on don't call anybody

6:26

else but me by. Becomes. Yeah,

6:29

no it's not be hurtful to other people

6:31

that like I guess you can call me

6:33

if I don't know for their parenting really

6:35

hard. Yeah, my name's Cathy and us. I

6:37

just put out a music video on at

6:39

the end of the Crystals and my friend

6:41

says. Capricorn, Bits and

6:43

Riley launches the whole video. You love

6:45

that part because everyone that see the

6:47

sample com foods I heard him say

6:49

my my how say it is he

6:51

comes in arrows at saw this okay

6:53

I know and the my mom last

6:55

really hard and now you know there's

6:57

a his I know the funny I

6:59

see yeah but it's a skill that

7:01

is only two is he still plan

7:03

on Thursday I want to come down

7:05

here they want to talk to me

7:07

either really young to Dc hi I

7:09

did try that. That's. A

7:11

weird and yeah node is why

7:13

he likes everyone. He like pretty

7:15

girls. Oh things you learn. Another

7:18

police have not really only earlier in

7:21

a big egos the every single person

7:23

though he's like a covert baby. My

7:25

daughter's vs ethnic over the we're we're

7:27

we're we're in my group settings is

7:30

like maamoun. yeah I'm from and away

7:32

your so successful. In

7:34

the you're married to someone so successful.

7:37

Vs. And you the ceremony with

7:39

someone lot is successful Club school will

7:41

like nowadays I'm I'm bringing in along

7:43

a cake. The. I compared

7:45

to daddy. Okay, How

7:48

to study feel at all. but he

7:50

is super mom my now an amazing

7:52

yeah and he's me is that we're.

7:55

Near. He's like I love you Never

7:57

had a dad like his dad left.

8:00

They were very young says he

8:02

is. The super della he never

8:04

guy it may say. So yeah. wow.

8:06

I'm. Bringing home

8:08

base in he is super dad

8:10

and his alma mater thing he

8:12

earns more successful than like been

8:15

tired. World popular is

8:17

being said. Well.

8:20

Yeah I buy any hello was like

8:22

seventy dollars is all states furniture and

8:25

about your was seventy dollars just to

8:27

stage at their the pillow is also

8:29

public his on this i didn't take

8:31

desire most of mine you know I

8:33

get him fired as is probably watching

8:35

the size. So then I have a

8:37

house. I actually

8:39

don't want a healer thought me as a

8:42

year for yeah yeah, it's not my by

8:44

yourself. successful or not and I'm up. I'm

8:46

a blizzard As podcast in the world such

8:48

as really good is really Then. Think.

8:50

You are our area so that's crazy.

8:53

Has studied all day. I was panicking.

8:55

Are you scared now? fear? Of

8:58

having full anxieties. Megan months

9:00

crazy. News leaked

9:03

I runs in losses. Everyone.

9:05

Everyone watches everything you do every day that

9:07

walk outside and keyboard watch you. No one

9:09

recognizes me when I don't I make been.

9:12

More makes a chair on of the i can you

9:14

suddenly of I went out the near and have no

9:16

as abundant it's alarming I want to replace every day

9:18

of my kid and very like. What's.

9:21

Your name as like an easy ha

9:23

and trainer and they're like sorry I'm

9:25

like cipher when they're like that you

9:27

have her name say of the city

9:29

name of that but bizarre and I'm

9:31

like. Oh that's that's

9:33

hey, that's me. And they're

9:36

like less like yeah, That's

9:38

me. bugs. I don't know what I

9:40

thought that the funds have no matter

9:43

what in every way. I see this

9:45

as a really i'm like you don't

9:47

want to have her name yeah or

9:49

in the name of a same with

9:51

prison I was bizarre. not very bizarre

9:54

near sometimes as lonely years or same

9:56

sound. Are you okay? I'm not. I'm

9:58

okay. Seashore. God. And while

10:00

and I hear it as I don't and I've

10:02

never been like a person that gets out of

10:05

my house too much She I don't mean I

10:07

know because I don't ever I feel like so

10:09

normal. An alarming how Links Tuesday like. What

10:12

You mean Mellow? yes and pretty same.

10:14

It's nice that something kids. Ah,

10:17

yeah, putting them on of them are, and like,

10:19

and getting I had John, my letters are normal,

10:21

them they don't care about any, may I? I.

10:23

Tell my son know when you go to work like

10:25

when he say because I got another sing and dance

10:27

on stage now. When. He

10:29

say I say that I have a podcast.

10:32

And. She has no idea what bothers. When.

10:34

The outhouse to and my my son's

10:36

like can I pod tests early as

10:38

you earn up the zola their son

10:40

I do it pops off seltzer level

10:42

I wanna do on with like where

10:44

is he always said isn't. That

10:47

what happened to the flowers on those

10:50

who take ours is a year and

10:52

obviously yeah, so you knew that I'm

10:54

looking at them. Know that? Pretty easy

10:56

new know those it a days have

10:58

you not? Dumb Athena zones are going

11:00

about yeah when I have free time

11:03

and which isn't ever. You

11:05

do Lego The do Legos as

11:07

a know attacking by yourself. I.

11:11

Guess yeah, what you mean you guys.

11:14

Like and will have health of them. Going

11:18

on with their kids do I didn't want you

11:20

to my kids who young still you are using

11:22

his and causing a scene and I live here.

11:24

Get out of here I'm playing with legos or

11:26

in all about using know I say with them

11:28

around them so I could be there to help.

11:31

I went and we all have our as the

11:33

and it was absolute hell. But. We're

11:36

all. Just like planted on the couch and watch

11:38

some Tv and I set up on the table.

11:40

And. Was like on that across his Legos.

11:43

And. I build. Some. of our

11:45

do i not be lagers and ah

11:47

where are they our moving so seventies

11:50

hired sit there and storage for yeah

11:52

every a room with i'm i'm going

11:54

to have you have is that is

11:56

like the lakers play those a little

11:58

land know I didn't make it

12:00

anywhere because he doesn't know what's up yet. Like,

12:02

you know, like I feel like you would love

12:05

Legoland. I would. Yeah. I said, I don't think

12:07

you should take your kid. I

12:10

think you should just go. I don't know. It's

12:12

going to be a minute till he can play

12:14

on the. I mean, there's a deal involved. I'd

12:16

be cool to do a deal with Lego. Lego

12:18

Land. Yeah. Lego Land. Did

12:20

you hear that? Megan Trainler is a

12:22

big Lego fan and would love to

12:26

go to Lego Land. Or I

12:28

was thinking so small. I was like, you

12:30

want tickets to Lego Land? I want tickets

12:33

to. Well, I'll buy tickets. OK,

12:35

so give her tickets and one third or I

12:37

was thinking way too small. I'm so sorry. Yeah,

12:40

I really I would. I'll

12:42

go for free tickets. These are complex.

12:44

Now basically free promo for them. Have

12:47

you you don't do Lego with your girls? No.

12:51

I don't like anything that comes in many pieces. And

12:53

I throw away all the little pieces of toys. I

12:56

mean, yes, they don't choke on them. No,

12:58

that's not why. So they're not all

13:00

over my house. Oh, you're

13:02

very clean. I cannot handle a

13:04

mess, but they like they have toys and I

13:06

just like say all like their Barbie has trash,

13:09

all those toys, all the little pieces. Yeah,

13:12

yeah, I do that too. They need their

13:15

Barbie shoes. Like they don't care about that once

13:17

they get to that stage, they can have it.

13:19

And also not trash. Donate. Donating. Trashing

13:22

is bad for the world. That's

13:24

right. Yes. Fire. I love

13:26

meeting other people that like to try to carefully

13:28

on the don't do

13:30

the wrong thing. It's

13:33

hard out here. It's hard out here.

13:36

Because there's there's someone

13:38

who strongly hates every

13:41

little thing. Yeah. You

13:44

read those comments. Oh, of

13:46

course you don't. I do. I

13:48

think everyone does. Everyone does. It's hard not

13:51

to. I know. I don't want to. But

13:53

sometimes you have to. And sometimes they're really

13:55

nice. Yeah, I know. But then I'll get

13:57

nice ones. I mean, nothing. There's

14:00

one that's just so mean. So mean. This is

14:02

what I don't like. Yeah.

14:04

So what? I need me to

14:06

upset you. We don't have to do it. No, where

14:08

like I dumped them out. Now it's like, did this

14:10

come with mine or yours? This yours. No.

14:14

Yeah, you could just like build the character.

14:16

The look was actually yours. I already opened

14:18

mine. I just couldn't

14:21

probably build her and that's about it. Well,

14:23

you have to build the people. Yeah. The

14:26

whole point. I shouldn't have committed to dumping

14:28

the whole thing. You

14:30

had kids. I figured you would know like, but

14:33

they're too young. I

14:37

feel like a 10 year old is too young.

14:39

Yeah, it's too hard. Their

14:42

age limits are wrong. What are

14:44

they? What does this say? They're like, oh, this could be

14:46

six and up and there's just no shot. Maybe

14:49

don't. Five and up, five plus. That's

14:51

crazy. Yeah, maybe don't say anything negative

14:53

about them. Oh, sorry. I love it.

14:56

It's so good. And it's so accurate. So

14:58

yeah, it's like anyone can do it. Maybe

15:01

we keep on not, on that train. Are

15:04

you dating now? Absolutely not.

15:08

Oh, probably not. I'm

15:10

very much just now

15:12

accepting my new phase of life. You

15:16

don't want to date. No, I do eventually.

15:20

Cause you want more babies. I want so

15:22

many more babies. How many babies? I do. That's

15:25

not so many, but that is like. You want four kids with me.

15:28

Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. What if

15:30

that be great? Hilary definitely did

15:32

it. Do you see how I'm just putting

15:34

pieces? No, you got to read the instructions.

15:37

There's not a full book. I

15:39

don't read the instructions for anything. I know, same. It's

15:42

the only thing I have to do it though. Cause

15:44

you're not, you can't guess this stuff. This is crazy.

15:46

I promise. I really enjoy this. Yeah, oh yeah. When

15:48

you see the results, you're like, oh hell yeah. I

15:53

don't know that I'm going to feel that, but actually

15:55

it just feels like you, you know, I really hate

15:57

when I buy stuff. at

16:00

the store and have to

16:02

put it together. And this feels like that. It's

16:05

completely that. That is the point. I

16:08

avoid doing that. I try to

16:11

hire people. Like I want to hire someone to put this together

16:13

right now. Look how perfect that is.

16:15

Wow, and if somebody else could have done this.

16:19

Wait, you did it. For like $20, I could have

16:21

probably got someone to put this together. But you didn't.

16:24

I don't, I'm not. and she

16:26

can be like, wow, you're just prettier. Oh, we

16:28

have two different ones. Yes, two different boxes, babe.

16:30

How cute. All right. So when you

16:32

finish this, cause I'm only getting so far. Yeah,

16:35

well just get the person. Well, my

16:37

person would be here. She's kind

16:39

of like. Oh, he's going slow. No.

16:42

So are you dating? I'm married. I

16:45

know. I

16:47

date my hubby after we put the kids to bed. We

16:50

do zany night and we run to bed. Oh,

16:52

it's cute. Are you saying not? Zany night. Wow.

16:56

Wow. Do you sing to him every night?

17:00

No. My son won't let me sing to

17:02

him either. He goes, not that song. And

17:05

he covers my mouth. And I'm like, oh. I can't

17:07

do that to me too, but it's not as offensive

17:09

cause I know I can't sing. I

17:11

must be very offensive for you. It's tough. Yeah.

17:14

It's tough outside. Yeah, he loves Harry Styles though.

17:16

He thinks Harry is like

17:18

fully a part of, like his best friend. Have

17:20

you met him? Not yet, but why? Cause

17:24

Harry's a busy, busy boy. I

17:27

feel like you have the ability to make

17:29

that happen. My managers manage him. So, please.

17:31

Why hasn't it happened? Cause Harry's busy. I

17:34

feel like you can stalk him or something. That's

17:36

not nice. I just like, I want to act

17:38

cool though. You're not

17:40

trying to marry Harry. You're trying to make me. No, I'm

17:42

trying to have my son meet him. Yeah, you don't have

17:44

to be cool for that. Have no

17:46

shame. Yeah, they know. Like

17:49

they even say they're like one day when they meet,

17:51

it's going to be magical. Just go to his show.

17:54

Does he have those? Yeah. Well,

17:56

Harry's not torn right now. He's on a break.

17:59

Are you a fella? of his music. Oh yeah.

18:02

Are you? Not really. But

18:04

like if I, that's, but like if he came onto

18:06

my podcast I'd be a fan of his music. Mm.

18:09

And I'd invite your son. Oh my

18:11

fuck. Do you know any of my songs?

18:13

I do. No you don't. I'm

18:16

all about that babe. Shout out. There's

18:18

like 30 more. But today

18:20

when I was like. I think you need one other song. Give

18:23

me, just give me a minute. No. No, I'm

18:25

something your mother. Yeah. Yeah,

18:28

I did that. I

18:30

watched every podcast episode. I

18:32

listened to your whole album you sent me. No

18:34

you didn't. I just didn't remember them. That's

18:37

not fair. No. You want me to

18:39

remember them? That's not

18:41

mean. No. There wasn't one that

18:43

tickled you that you were like, I remember

18:45

that one. I told you the one. Babe.

18:50

Mother. Love

18:52

everything. Megan's pulling the

18:54

words. I was a trick to see if you know your

18:57

song. I was a trick. Let

19:00

me just, let me just, let me just ring a bell real quick.

19:03

I feel like I can, what's the

19:05

song? I've definitely posted videos. What's

19:08

the single I recently released? Oh yeah,

19:10

something with T-Pain. I

19:12

don't know anything. You can ask me anybody's music.

19:15

We can just send, I just said I don't

19:17

like Harry Styles. We're sending so many people. I

19:19

know I'm just gonna keep going. Hold on. Can

19:22

I find the video that I damped? Because it is the best

19:24

podcast in the world. Like. You

19:27

do. No, no. You have it.

19:29

I don't. You probably do. I don't.

19:32

I just like would. Well, I have a podcast and when

19:34

we have, it's called Working On It. And when we have

19:36

guests, like we study them before they go. Yeah, so that's

19:38

kind of my thing. I like. You don't.

19:40

I just show up. The less I know, the better.

19:43

Okay. So every single person I

19:45

interview, I just like I'm meeting them for

19:47

the first time. Which is

19:50

real. We've never met before. That is

19:52

true. And also that's why I

19:54

don't study anyone. No, it's

19:56

actually a bad thing. Well, do you want

19:58

to know what happened? Let me tell you. I do

20:00

not want my own talk show. I

20:03

do. You should have one because you

20:05

study people and you would be good at it. I

20:07

wouldn't. Let me tell you what my podcast was supposed

20:09

to be. Originally, the first

20:12

episode was supposed to

20:14

be a good podcast. It was like I

20:16

was going to interview people. And

20:18

then I did one podcast and I was like, oh my God,

20:20

I'm a horrible interviewer. So that's why it's called the Really Good

20:22

Podcast because it's not really good and I come here to your

20:24

house and I don't know any of your songs. So

20:28

it's actually on brand. Megan. Yeah,

20:31

try to cancel me now. It

20:33

is on brand. Thank you. Everyone in

20:35

the comments can be like, I don't know any other songs. They

20:39

will. It's okay. No, they, who

20:41

knows? You never know what side of the internet

20:44

your video is going to get to. Yours are

20:46

all over the place. Sometimes it's like I'm the

20:48

best person in the world. Sometimes

20:50

I'm the worst person in the world. So you get

20:52

that. The comments are

20:55

just fun. Yeah. Like you don't know

20:57

what side. You're on my

20:59

best side. You are too. Everything's,

21:01

I see you and Chris all the time.

21:03

Really? Yeah. Does

21:05

he work for you? On your payroll. Oh,

21:08

that laugh is going to be clipped.

21:12

We'll bleep it out. Don't worry. And

21:15

then we're going to, we're going to bleep it out and

21:17

then also still keep it in your thing that it's going

21:20

to be cut. So people will just wonder. Yeah.

21:25

Chris, I have hired him now to help

21:27

me. With social media. Yeah. That's

21:30

so cool. Because he just worked so hard for me. He's so good

21:32

at it. He's so great. And I'm

21:34

like, yeah, be part of the team. That's amazing.

21:36

He's definitely a little in the contract. When I

21:38

haven't studied you, I've seen all of your TikToks.

21:41

You did. Yes. You're

21:43

on everybody's for you page. I can't, you can't

21:45

avoid seeing your TikToks. There's there for everyone

21:47

all the time. Yeah. You

21:50

and Chris. You never know. And

21:52

spy kids. And spy kids. Did you watch spy kids

21:54

or were you too young? I

21:57

did. I don't remember it now. I just thought.

22:00

Have you seen that video that was like the girl who

22:02

everyone thinks was in Spy Kids, but she's actually not? No.

22:06

What's her name? Who

22:09

was the girl in Spy Kids? The

22:11

redhead. Was she redheaded? No.

22:14

The brown hair girl. I'm blacking out guys. Oh you don't

22:16

even know your own husband. No I do. Alexa.

22:20

You don't know her name. I

22:22

do. Talk. What's her relationship to you?

22:25

She's our friend. And

22:27

you're staying? You're scaring me. Meghan.

22:31

You got my zero. I'm scared.

22:34

She's calling out for Alexa. Yeah. Not

22:37

like I always say mom. Mom? Yeah

22:40

so look that's who actually

22:42

does it, but there's another girl who people think

22:44

does it. Oh I didn't know that. I

22:47

know they mix them up a lot with

22:49

the Sharkboy and Lava Girl. Yeah. Oh

22:52

that's who. That's that girl. They think that

22:54

that's... Yeah. I

22:56

don't know. Yeah. That's the girl.

22:59

I did once. It was great. Once?

23:01

Back in the day. I don't remember it. I've watched

23:04

it a few times. Really? How many

23:06

times have you watched Spy Kids? A lot. Do

23:08

your kids watch it? We just watched it recently

23:10

and Riley... Were you interested? We were like look,

23:12

Deb is a superhero and he's like yeah Deb

23:14

is a superhero. Can we watch Blippi? They

23:17

hate you guys. They hate us. I was on American

23:19

Idol the other night performing and they were watching it

23:21

and the whole video of Riley watching

23:23

it is, can we watch Blippi now? Like

23:26

immediately. We should have turned it off. Blippi on

23:28

the side. I might have to. Yeah. And make

23:30

it look like he cares about you. Yeah. Blippi's

23:32

putting me over. That's crazy. My

23:35

brother's single. Wow is he? How old

23:37

is he? He's behind me. Why are you looking? He's

23:40

31. How old are you? I'm

23:42

30. Why are you so close in age? My mom was excited. It

23:45

was my dad's birthday month. We're

23:48

both so excited. No

23:51

way. Yeah. So

24:00

when you were... We did the math and

24:02

it was upsetting, but we're

24:05

like Irish twins. Oh my god, that's disgusting.

24:09

Meghan, I know

24:11

that parents do that, obviously.

24:14

Why is it not okay for your parents

24:17

to do that? My parents were 20 years

24:19

apart. They were. They

24:21

are 20 years apart. He's still alive. So

24:25

she was 24. How old was she? She

24:27

was 24 with a 44-year-old, giving

24:30

him birthday presents every year. She's

24:35

great. Kill me. And

24:38

he was an older dad, so they were like, get him out.

24:42

And how many more of you are there?

24:44

There's one more of us. And how about

24:46

his birthdays? His birthdays also around the same

24:48

time. He's two years younger,

24:50

but January. That's embarrassing. They should have

24:53

spread that out. Yeah, they didn't make

24:55

it. Yeah. I

24:57

don't know. My little sister does

25:00

this weird thing where every time

25:03

she meets someone, she's like, wow, their parents are having

25:05

sex, and she dates it back. I'm like, why do

25:07

you put this in my mind? I

25:10

don't want that there. This can be

25:12

there. Your sister's like me.

25:14

Don't do that to me. I do the math. No,

25:17

because what was it recently? We were like, so

25:19

many people have birthdays in April. I feel like

25:21

everyone I know has... And then she was like,

25:23

everyone. Yes. What

25:25

mom told us about? Nine away.

25:28

I don't know, ma. It's actually 10, isn't it? Yeah.

25:32

Yeah. Anyway, my brother. Yeah. He

25:34

tried to escape that so hard. That's fine.

25:37

He's going to kill me too. But he's single.

25:39

He's plotting behind you with a knife. Yeah, he's

25:41

like, I don't want to put anything. I can't

25:44

see his face today. I'm glad we do our

25:46

podcast together. It's called Working on It. It's my

25:48

brother. You and your brother do. Yeah, and my

25:50

husband. Our husband. And my

25:52

husband. Go, our husband. I'm

25:54

not sure if brother is single. My husband.

25:57

He is single. And he's a great lad. And

26:00

he's 31. He's 31 and he's wonderful and he's dying right

26:02

now. Are

26:07

you getting a new

26:27

house? This is

26:29

crazy. I haven't seen

26:33

your brother yet because you're truly blocking him with their

26:41

full entire face right now. Oh, he's so funny.

26:43

Oh, there you go. Hello. Nice to meet you.

26:46

We're going to be homeowners. Oh my God. Guys,

26:48

but if they fall in love, this is the

26:50

footage where they met. That's crazy.

26:54

Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching.

26:58

Megan, you know, Megan really has like her

27:00

way with the words. That was like the only

27:02

thing I wanted to get into today. Yeah, that's

27:05

so beautiful and so cool and so great. And

27:07

I was just like, if you want to be

27:09

my sister, if I want to be your sister,

27:11

that's like huge. That's a big deal. That is

27:13

like a huge deal. We

27:16

would be a great sister. I think we

27:18

would be. That'd be pretty cool. I'll

27:20

buy you really nice things. I

27:22

won't buy you nice things. I don't have that much

27:24

money to be buying you nice things.

27:26

You're gonna. You're gonna get it. Yeah, one day, but

27:28

like, I don't know if I'll be that threshold where

27:31

like my nice compares to your nice unless I go

27:33

on tour singing to people. I buy Legos from people.

27:35

So like. Okay. Well, when you said you were going

27:37

to buy me really nice things, I was thinking harder.

27:40

I think those are nice. I love Legos. I need to

27:42

lower my expectations of what you're going to buy me right

27:44

now. I'll give you my stuff. I see your jewelry. I'm

27:46

going to hug your jewelry. Do you

27:48

have any? No. At

27:51

all? These are from

27:53

my performance today. I probably

27:55

think. They're probably not. No, they are. There's no way.

27:57

We wear Fake. Korean

28:00

food? Why? in case like. Euro

28:03

in it or you're an invite me to

28:06

a concert. Oh my god I'm going on

28:08

tour in September and also worries you go

28:10

away at the Forum has not. Worth.

28:13

More than a thorough the for on the i

28:15

really don't know oh in L A as I

28:17

didn't like a big place or a lot of

28:20

people perform that's amazing Played a big Mcgill is

28:22

dream of mine I'm I'm going to be there

28:24

during of on on days I. Have

28:27

a i'm going to drag your ass on stage and

28:29

you know how are you on and be an outside

28:31

and guess what I'm realising. What about as a the

28:33

only. And

28:35

only only one can I can I can

28:37

you remember them Other songs are some says

28:39

me i am your mother yeah I would

28:42

love to be or sister really but I

28:44

can be a sister is in this. Also

28:46

get any sisters. Who oh be

28:49

alias Now my younger brother is

28:51

against. says. Oh and

28:53

he is retired. Enviable. Yeah I

28:55

get one more southerly live and

28:57

my sister and I grew up

29:00

when noses society as awful a

29:02

my is uncertain about certain same

29:04

my brothers my lessons. now a

29:06

buzzkill going out there man means

29:08

growing up I hated all of

29:10

my siblings. How media out of

29:13

five. My.

29:15

Mom's side to husband's. That

29:17

I had fun. Playing some husband

29:19

and. I live.

29:21

Wow okay as he is has sees

29:23

some got so I've won. Four Sisters.

29:26

And then my mom has three kids Before some

29:28

of my dad, I'm it out as one can

29:30

before cinema. Remember mom? Died.

29:33

You five miles ahead of us and

29:35

all. Yeah, I last there's a bumpy

29:37

yeah yeah yeah. I

29:39

have my two brothers so the doesn't

29:41

work out with Daryl. He

29:44

didn't marry one of my brothers. Oh, they're

29:46

all married right now. Bolivia or go for

29:48

them. Than. Org out from his. Paintings

29:50

on the Laurie it cause it may not work

29:53

out for you but I'm trying to say. You.

29:55

Only get married again. Dot. You.

29:58

To. my father I

30:01

do want to get married again. I would love

30:03

to. I never have a wedding. Will you? That'd be

30:05

so cool. You won't know it but like I'll sing

30:07

a song. I don't know any

30:10

songs. There's no song you could sing. I

30:12

have a John Legend song. A duet with

30:14

us. It's really pretty. Sing it right now.

30:17

I can't. Why does everyone... I don't know what to

30:19

say. Throw up? That's disgusting.

30:22

Don't throw up. What was

30:24

I saying? You're gonna get married. Oh yeah,

30:26

I didn't have a wedding. Like an actual

30:28

wedding. I will pay for it. Thank you.

30:30

I will give it to you. That's so sweet

30:32

of you. Like my parents couldn't... You

30:34

know how... Isn't it the women's family that's supposed

30:36

to pay? My parents couldn't afford that. And

30:39

I paid for mine. They do? And I

30:41

was broke too. So that just didn't

30:44

work out for me. We had not... Well I was

30:46

also pregnant. Whoa, you were

30:48

like let's do this. We got married in a

30:50

courthouse. My first viral

30:52

video was our genuine engagement that

30:54

people wanted viral for being awkward.

30:58

I think that's what you are. No it is. Thank

31:00

you for telling me that. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's like

31:03

your thing. No you're right. It

31:05

works though. Does it? Yeah. It's

31:07

working. It's like relatable. Did

31:10

you just mock me? What? No.

31:16

It's like relatable. Is

31:18

that what I sound like to you Megan? Sometimes.

31:21

Oh my god. Megan,

31:23

I didn't know this was a roast against me.

31:27

I love your content. I've watched it

31:29

all day. That's amazing. And then you're like I'm gonna

31:31

roast her. No. It just

31:33

happened. I was like I'm most nervous

31:36

about this interview. But you just

31:38

did that person, that interviewer who... Did you

31:40

do the one that hugs the guests the

31:42

whole time? Is it Drew? Drew? Yeah. Did

31:44

you go on hers? That's easy. That's hard.

31:46

That's my worst nightmare. No it's great. Did

31:48

you do hers? It Cuddles with you. Yeah.

31:50

I would actually never. Oh no it's great.

31:52

I'd be like get away from you. Oh

31:54

no. You're gonna be on that too. I

31:56

will not. I will cuddle you and you're

31:58

gonna be so uncomfortable. Though because an

32:00

online for that. Like. In

32:03

with strangers assuming was not get older

32:05

and and talking adult new not I

32:07

don't like and I'm telling something like

32:09

you know how she has deep conversations

32:11

As I'm having a deep conversation with

32:13

someone the last thing I want them

32:15

to do is look like they carried

32:18

him. It. And. He.

32:20

Does. That make sense I don't blink huddle me one

32:22

telling them staff I want them to be like yeah.

32:25

Yeah. I don't know ask questions from

32:28

far away, but it's just that alarmed a

32:30

link now and on you, that's it seems

32:32

to be for so many people. I get

32:34

uncomfortable just watching it though. He.

32:38

A like this oh i know i cannot

32:40

on prof my arm. I

32:42

wouldn't Felix said often. Israel. Or

32:45

not. Like

32:48

there's really no Drew Barrymore, me or in

32:50

our remake. And this is so weird.

32:52

Why? Are so

32:54

weird. Know. It's not safe

32:57

either. It's so weird. You're.

32:59

Making it weird. To Zola I

33:02

would make Drew V. feel

33:04

weird system here. On

33:06

my own. all hadoop.

33:09

Of her friends mouse I will

33:11

Not a killer. Oh My. God.

33:13

Your energy easily isolate the eyes.

33:16

The. I okay. I. Will give

33:18

us here Drew Barrymore in the right

33:20

now I'm feeling really man marrying I

33:22

didn't know how I feel like you're

33:24

like seeing all of my acne and

33:26

with your so no mugging blocked off

33:28

know you get me a hard sell

33:30

the I don't When you're that close

33:32

to me there's no way anybody looks

33:34

good in my money. you have an

33:36

s stop getting a full sorry I

33:38

denounce them like. They're.

33:41

Taking it off know is under my bed.

33:43

Oh. Who

33:47

hurt you? May

33:51

do so. Comfortable with people. you

33:54

know what i love them but it works if

33:57

i was able to i'm actually like i'm like

33:59

a hundred not to like, that's, I don't

34:01

know. Something about that

34:03

would make me uncomfortable. Hugging people? No, no,

34:05

no, no, no. Hugging Drew Barrymore

34:08

while she talked to me and asked me questions.

34:10

You'll see, dude, her eyes. I'm

34:12

telling you right now, just for funsies, I'll go on

34:14

that show if she invites me, and you

34:17

will be like, I wish I could unsee that. Yeah.

34:19

Okay, I'm texting her. And she'll also

34:21

be like, that was horrible for me.

34:24

I'll text her and be like, this has to happen.

34:27

Do it. And I'll be like, oh

34:29

my God, Drew, please. Okay. I'm going

34:31

to be the first guest she ever has, unless it's on

34:33

the other side of the couch, and keeps moving away as she

34:35

comes closer to me. Do

34:37

you do other people's podcasts? Yeah, do you want me to come

34:39

on yours? Yeah. I'll come. Okay,

34:42

my fee is $1 million. Oh.

34:45

Actually, 10. Sorry. I

34:48

thought about it. I was like, what do I think

34:50

you could afford? I

34:52

know. No. I feel like I'm

34:54

going to Google your net worth. Don't do that. I

34:56

have to, but I always Google everyone's

34:58

worth. It's not right. It

35:01

never is right. I know, but mine's really accurate.

35:03

So I think that yours might be. Oh, is

35:05

it? Well, now Google yours. Well,

35:07

the last time I checked, it was like, Bobby is

35:09

worth $200,000. And I was like, that's

35:12

so embarrassing you guys would put that on there. Fucking

35:14

take it back. Okay. I

35:17

don't say yours. I'm not going to say yours. Wow.

35:21

Yours is huge. That's not true. Then you're saying

35:23

the wrong thing. Okay. Well,

35:26

what's that? That's not true. I don't know how

35:28

net worth work, but that's not true. Yeah.

35:31

Like, how am I reading this up? No, this is right.

35:33

This is more accurate. Oh,

35:35

that's more accurate. That's, that's

35:37

not accurate at all. That's

35:39

absolutely. I think it was. Yeah. I,

35:42

if I had that much, I would own a house right now. You don't own

35:44

a house. No. And I

35:46

always get comments when I say I'm renting and they're like, buy

35:48

a house. And I'm like, Oh, okay. I

35:51

haven't thought of that. I don't

35:53

want to buy a house or anything. I don't want

35:55

to be a homeowner. You do

35:58

Megan. Does anybody like. not wanna own their

36:00

own home. Yeah. Like

36:03

do you, I have a landlord who

36:05

I have to run things by. Okay. And

36:08

like I'm gonna have a little party for my kids, can

36:10

I? That's crazy, I have like a parent, but like, okay,

36:13

they own my house. You can buy one

36:15

now though, right? Meghan, I just showed you

36:18

what I have. Meghan. Meghan. Meghan.

36:21

Meghan. Meh. I don't

36:23

really like meh. You don't like meh? Meghan.

36:26

Meghan. That's what it is. Meghan.

36:29

Meghan. That's not it. No, but you're giving

36:31

it a, Meghan. Meghan. It's

36:33

meh, like eggs. I

36:36

don't feel like you should use eggs to help. I

36:38

know, because it's false. I know, it's gross. Yeah. But

36:41

it's Meghan. Meghan. That's

36:45

what I said this entire time. Meghan. Meghan.

36:51

Meghan. I

36:53

can't afford a house. Okay. But

36:57

I will be able to one day. I'm gonna come

36:59

over to your house one day. And I'm like, see?

37:01

I'm not coming to your, you're not coming over to

37:03

my house. Why? Because after I went to

37:06

your house, I will not be having you at my house. That's,

37:08

let's be so for real right now, you're not coming

37:11

over. I'll never give you my address and I just

37:13

never don't. That's

37:15

embarrassing. What? No.

37:18

No? I

37:20

won't go to your house because it is too far to drive

37:22

and I get car sick. Good. And

37:24

that's the only reason. Your kids will be

37:26

like, mommy, please. No,

37:29

I mean. This is their playroom. They've

37:33

been everywhere. Oh, that's sweet. I'm

37:37

glad. I can help humble them a little

37:39

at my house. They're

37:42

like, see how lucky you guys have it? That's

37:44

what's gonna happen. They're gonna come home and they're like, mommy, we

37:46

are grateful. What's gonna

37:49

happen? No, dude, because it's gonna be

37:51

the biggest podcast in the whole wide world. It

37:54

is. It's getting there. Thank

37:56

you so much. We've had hanging here. Now,

37:58

and in this how many times? Four times. Okay, I

38:00

saw you go. I can tell okay. I

38:02

love that Yeah,

38:07

wow that was so good Thank

38:10

you for watching the really good podcast guys. Thanks for

38:12

watching I'm

38:14

coming out and I'm on tour She's

38:17

doing a lot of things so go find the gene

38:20

heaven timeless comes out and then I go in the

38:22

timeless tour and Bobby will be on how

38:24

many how many shows do you have not many? It's

38:26

like two months We're just we're taking

38:28

the kids everywhere. Oh my god, you should not

38:31

I feel like you could reconsider Maybe not doing

38:33

that. I can't it's too long of being apart.

38:35

No like come back in between Oh, you're

38:37

like going on tour tour like a

38:39

bus of butts sucks. Yeah. Yeah, maybe

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think about a new

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job That's crazy. I'll be a podcaster.

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Yeah, you could stay home Well,

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you go to other people's homes Yeah,

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well have fun on your tour bus Megan. Thank you Gonna

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come visit I'll be on your tour bus with you.

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I'm not gonna have to come visit Hell

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yeah, no, I'm true. I'll house

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it For you.

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Okay, can I you can once?

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Yeah, okay, you're gonna love the new

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house. Oh, I wanted this one