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Our area. Or
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here with. Philippe. It's
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on his Laughing You on the really
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good podcast. what are what are you
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doing today? Weapon ease up in this
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really early game. What Is it? Is.
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Seafood. I really can't artist
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all time that up to
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you. It's okay grow. Up
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Up Up Up The last three.
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Years he got a near the only
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nurse. Oh guy
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Wow. So it's gonna be mandated. Bare.
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Oh. You're
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from the Bay Area Yeah from the Bay
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Us volume. Okay do they have a boiling
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com up? There are no solid there something
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them up as not like this but the
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closest thing to it I would say when
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I was growing up. Was.
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Crustaceans broker than there but that in here
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and that's pretty good. Pretty much see if
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they gave us these bibs. I was okay,
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your own other I'm not going or as
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I'm aware of, Marietta B Q yeah it's
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kind of ugly. oh they can, but if
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you want to hear it. Okay so have
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you ever tried this before? I'll do what
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does this So this is room for me.
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I've tried it so long will it? Five
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years ago, Five years ago year old girl
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he had a catch all taste but now
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I'm going to schedule like I should remove
1:26
my drawer. You. Is
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my nails are not going to be
1:30
pretty after this either? I don't know.
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Maybe married at least thirty years if
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you're going to. We.
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Go find out! Okay, are you a
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little digging? I'm ready and didn't feel
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like we're going to bless the phone.
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Okay, Or Jesus was.
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Has puppies, Are
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a. fucking
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and gloves for this crazy oh
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my gosh mom is like
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watering right now. Ooh,
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sharp. Oh
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my God, you don't even use these things? Um,
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if I have to, I will. Oh my, okay, I've
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never seen anyone do it like that. I guess
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I've never watched anyone eat these. You
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don't watch the mukbang? No, I also said
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that wrong until my sister corrected me today.
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What is mukbang? I
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think people say that that way too. You
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can try using this, it probably would be quicker. I
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just got so messy already. Oh
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my goodness. I like when it gets messy. Do
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you? Do you want to tell me about yourself?
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I heard your new song. Oh, what do you think?
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I actually really like it. Ooh,
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bobby, bobby, bobby, bobby. Oh my gosh. Can
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you read that again? Oh, you like that?
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Yeah. Ooh, bobby,
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bobby, bobby. See
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my boo singing that body. Feeling
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who gonna stop me. You
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got that Nani? No. I think
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you got it. I don't know what that means actually, I
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just like the song. It's a Nani girl. It's a
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Nani power. Can you tell me what that means?
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It's like your
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aura, your energy. I
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like your vibe. Thank you. I
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like yours. Thank you. I like
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your face. I like your face. Thank
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you. I like your eyebrows, your eyes. I
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actually was just complaining about my eyebrows because
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I dyed them way too dark. Girl,
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if I could push eyebrows with you, I
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would. Well, yours are great. No, when
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I take off this, the makeup, my eyebrows
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are damn near non-existent. Really? Like
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if I can pay for some eyebrows, I'd pay for some
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eyebrows. Have you seen eyebrow extensions? Yeah,
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but they're all the way like the Russian
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girlies do it. Really? They
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like pluck your top of your
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face. your hair off and then like they
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like yeah I've seen that yeah would you try that hell
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yeah you should I thought about that it's actually kind of
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cool I have a lot of eyebrows though so I don't
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really need that but I do need like I don't
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know I don't need it I just want to
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try it girl you that enough eyebrows
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yeah they're really cute and be crazy if I
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had more but
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you should try a lot do you want me to do it for you oh
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my eyebrow mm-hmm can I use like your
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hair yeah if you want the
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color of my hair from your eyebrows oh
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you want me to pluck my eyebrows and then put
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them on you yeah okay because you got good eyebrows
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I won't all look really crazy but I'll do that
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for you oh you must love me I
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do yeah girl
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this is really getting
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deep really quickly I know are you like my soulmate
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I think so do you want to be best friends
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my bestie you live in the Bay Area right now and
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I look down the street oh
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wait which okay what's your sign
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Leo you're a Leo who are you I
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love Leo's guys I don't
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know when's your birthday I wouldn't
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even help me I don't know them hmm
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I wouldn't even help me if you told
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me your birthday are you into times I
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like know about mine through everyone
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who tells me they like Leo's
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mm-hmm so what do
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you think about the gram it's really good
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I think I'm you're making oh no you're messy
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too so this is my sign crab
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yeah I
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don't make that thing a cancer how
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does cancer and crabs have anything to do with each
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other girl I don't know I don't I
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was growing up I didn't like the name of it the
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zodiac and I didn't like that I was a crab but
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eventually you know I got used to it a
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crab which is why I have to rep so hard
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for my cancer girls in my cancer boys cuz they're
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trying to play us what am I
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what animal am I join the lion
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oh that's cool I like
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that a crab no crops are cool
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though they're cool to eat yeah
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lions would probably be cool to eat they just met us Girl,
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what does a lion taste like? Probably
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like chicken. You think so? No.
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Would you try it? Yeah.
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Would you try it? I try it, yeah. I
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feel like that's... Do people eat lion? I
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don't think so. I feel like that'd be really hard
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to kill a lion. Right, but if
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people are eating dogs, I'm pretty sure they ate a lion's voice.
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That is true, actually. There's no way they haven't. But dogs
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are easier to kill. They're little. With food,
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what's a great deal? I wouldn't know, I've never killed one,
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but... I hope not. Okay.
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Miss Mama's? That's the craziest one.
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That's the craziest thing you've ate. I
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feel like I just ate something that was kind of crazy. No.
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Lexi, what was that thing I just taught that she said
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it reminded you of a snail? Oh,
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an oyster. An oyster? Girl,
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that's not crazy. It's crazy for me.
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Well, I've had a sea snail. What
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is that? It's like a regular snail, but in
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the sea? Yeah, girl, it's like this big and
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they steam it so the inside gets super smushy
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and it tastes like squid. Have
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you had squid before? No. Oh,
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girl. You gotta get out more.
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Girl, you do not give me mom energy. Does
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that mean? You just give me like
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young, cute, and fun. I
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feel like I give mom energy. Uh-huh, do I?
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I do. Not really. You
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give me young, cute, and free. I
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think it's wrong. Plus, I was surprised
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you had a son-in-law, so I don't know where I
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got that information from then because it's obviously a son-in-law.
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Or that might be like a prophecy because I do want a son
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first, so thank you. You do? I think it
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is. I want a boyfriend so that he could like watch over
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my girl. I always wanted that. But
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that doesn't happen to me. I would love like at
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least 10 more kids. 10
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more kids? Coming out the pool sheet? No.
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Probably not. What was I about to say? I want two more
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of my own. I just love kids. Do
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you want kids? I see
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I- Do you want sons? I want a son and
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I want two boys to grow up. Two
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boys to? Yeah. That's
8:01
like a dream. But
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I love birth, labor. You
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do? In like a crazy
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kind of way. Wait, why? You like the
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pain? Are you a pain chaser? No.
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I hate the pain, but when you look back, it's
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such an adrenaline. I like adrenaline rushes, you know? But
8:20
I'm not really. I'm also a baby when it comes
8:22
to anything. But at the same time, when you look
8:24
back, you're like, it's such an adrenaline rush having a
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baby. And it's the worst pain of
8:28
your life. You tell yourself you're never going to do it again,
8:30
and then it ends, and you're like, give me another. Do
8:33
you feel like having kids changed you? Yeah,
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for the better. Like in what way? It
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made me, it just gave me purpose. I feel
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like without kids, it's like you're
8:44
doing everything for yourself. But now I feel like every
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day I have to do things for
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my kids. Because I'm like, I want
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them to be proud of me one day. You know,
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when I go to school, I want them to be
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like, oh, that's my mom. Not like, hmm, don't want
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to talk about her. I do think it
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changed me. I love that. Do
9:02
you want kids both soon or later?
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Girl, with a high-moss schedule set up, I don't know
9:07
how I would have a kid. They
9:11
take all of your time, and you never sleep.
9:13
They're like your little broke besties. Yeah,
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they're definitely broke. I
9:18
do use a lot of money, and they think it grows
9:20
on trees too. What do
9:22
they think about you podcasting? Well,
9:24
they're two and four. I
9:27
don't know what a podcast is yet. Oh, okay. But
9:29
when they learn, you know, I'll have
9:31
them on it. That'd be kind
9:33
of cool to interview them. Oh, you should. I
9:35
should interview them now. Yeah, maybe like every
9:38
year. Oh, that'd be
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so cute. I think you just gave
9:42
me the best idea. I meant to send them
9:44
in with stuff like that. I want to
9:46
be. I feel like shrimp
9:49
kind of scares me. Why? Because
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isn't there like poop on it or something? You know, you've got to take it out, put
9:54
a little bit of sauce on it. You'll be okay. I
9:57
wanted you to be like, no, there's not. You
10:00
gonna lie to you? Yeah. Ooh. I
10:03
do like, I don't know, have you jet skied?
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I've jet skied, I surfed before. I almost died on
10:08
a jet ski, actually. I feel like everyone's almost
10:10
died on a jet ski. No, girl, like I
10:12
literally flew off. I was trying to do a
10:14
trick in the water. You were by
10:16
yourself on it? No, I was with my friends. And
10:18
I tried to do a trick on it, and I
10:20
hit the wave wrong, and I flew off, and
10:23
I hit the water, and I blacked out,
10:26
and then I got
10:29
my conscience back, and coming up
10:31
from water and just trying to figure
10:33
out where everybody was was crazy. That's
10:36
horrifying. You just can't ride it crazy,
10:38
because those currents are definitely- Well, and it's on
10:40
the ocean. I've only ever been jet skiing in
10:42
rivers. Really? Yeah. I've never jet skied in
10:44
a river. You should try that, because there's no
10:47
waves. The best place to
10:49
jet ski though is Perk.
10:52
We should go to Perk's in jet ski. I've
10:54
never been invited to Perk's or been there. Oh yeah,
10:56
we should go. Are you inviting me
10:58
to Perk's with you? I just did. This
11:01
was amazing once. Girl,
11:03
our schedule's free up. It's
11:05
flat water, it's clear, so if you fall in,
11:07
you're not scared. It's really nice. I
11:10
wanna go there. So what do you like
11:12
to do for fun? Vacation. Okay,
11:14
where'd you been before? Not
11:17
really anywhere exciting, but I like
11:19
a resort feel. Okay. You
11:22
know, are you a person who likes to vacation to
11:25
sightsee or to relax? I
11:27
like to vacation and to get turnt. Okay.
11:32
Interesting, do you do that at sightseeing places or for
11:34
relaxing places? I really just prefer Turks.
11:37
It's the only place you go? I just know what
11:39
I'm gonna get every time. You have a great posture.
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Oh, thank you, girl. Thank you, Karen.
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I have an Asian mom, so I wasn't allowed to
11:47
like slouch as a kid. Oh, that's nice. I get
11:49
it. Thoughts,
11:51
I wish my mom was Asian, so that's why you
11:53
have not given me bad posture, because this
11:56
is like... And
11:58
my posture is different. It does. Everybody always
12:00
shits on me in my comments about how
12:02
I, my posture. Okay, that's my sonar posture.
12:05
Well yours is great. You don't have to
12:07
do anything. I could
12:09
use some help. Okay. You've got to call
12:11
in comfortable. I know. But I
12:13
just usually sit like this. That's why my mic was like
12:15
so low. No, it probably doesn't. You should put your mic
12:18
up. Yeah, now I'm... I don't know how.
12:21
Post Malone. Please,
12:23
please help me out. I love you, Malone. Thank
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you. I don't know how
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you've never gotten that before. I've never. Far
12:34
away. What
12:37
kind of drinks are these? Well, I'm sponsored
12:39
by them, but they're Alani Nu and Karim.
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Mm. One's an energy drink, but
12:44
don't drink it unless you want energy. I
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was up until like 4am and then
12:48
got up this morning. 4am?
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What were you doing? Girl, we was outside. Where?
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We went to invite me. Our
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number gets your number, so I can say it well. Thank you.
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I would love to go. It'd be fun.
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You're gonna regret inviting me, but... Why? Because I'll
13:03
just be there at a corner watching you. I
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think... How could you out of your
13:07
shell? Well, you... I want to be out of my
13:09
shell. I'm trying. It's just really hard. I'm in my
13:11
head a lot. Okay, we'll work on it. How
13:14
do you eat these potatoes with your hands? Honestly, I
13:16
don't really care for the potatoes. I
13:18
don't like this kind of potato. I
13:21
like... Should we try it?
13:23
Yeah. Is
13:26
that a chili? Like an apple. Put it in an apple. Oh,
13:28
you're gonna... Okay. You
13:32
know, you don't like it. It
13:35
just tastes like a potato. It's kind of plain, you know. Some
13:38
sour cream, cheese, a little bit of pepper.
13:41
Mm-hmm. What's your favorite
13:43
meal? Um... Filipino
13:47
food. It's called sinigang.
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Called what? Sinigang. Okay.
13:52
Never heard that word. It's a soup.
13:55
Oh. It got fish in it. Mm-hmm. What kind of
13:57
fish? Um, I like milk fish in
13:59
mine. Milk? What's a milk
14:01
fish? Um, what's the name of
14:04
the fish? Milk
14:07
fish. Girl, we gotta expand your horizons.
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And they're milking it? I
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don't think there's nothing in girl. Okay, that's a
14:15
cool name then. This
14:17
is very delicious. What's your favorite food? I
14:20
like Mexican food. Ooh. I had to pick. Tacos
14:22
or burritos? Um, tacos all
14:25
the way. I'm a burrito girl. You are? I
14:27
feel like everyone's a burrito person. I love to
14:29
like bite into it. Like get to the bottom.
14:31
I like a taco with just like lime.
14:35
Everything's cilantro on it. So good. Do
14:37
you like cilantro? I love cilantro. Do
14:39
you know that there's two types of
14:42
people. People who cilantro tastes good too, and
14:44
people who it tastes like soap too. Soap? Yeah,
14:46
am I right about that? Oh my god, how does
14:49
everybody know that? Fun fact. Fun fact that
14:51
so many people know. But like if you have the taste
14:53
buds for it, then it's good. But some people don't and
14:55
it tastes like soap to them. I wonder what that means
14:57
about your blood type. I
15:00
don't know. What blood type are you? You
15:03
know, there's some stockers out there. I don't want to take
15:05
my blood type, you know, and then it just...
15:07
They might try to take it. Right? Yeah, that
15:10
is weird. People are crazy. But they're still very
15:12
personal to know what type of blood you have.
15:14
No, but interesting fact, I became a pescatarian. You're
15:16
a pescatarian? No, I was. Oh, okay, sorry. But
15:18
I started to like have... I started to get
15:20
sick a lot. So
15:23
I found out that you have to eat according to
15:25
your blood type. So my blood type, with my blood
15:27
type, you have to eat a lot of meat. So I'm
15:29
eating meat again. How long did that
15:31
last? A year. Girl, I
15:33
look faithful. But I was starting to have like, you
15:36
know, just a lot of... I
15:38
was gonna sick a lot. Is that your natural
15:40
hair color? It is. Really?
15:43
Yeah. Well, no, like not all of it. Oh,
15:45
I'm sure. Why would I say yeah? I was about to
15:47
say you, I believe. No. My
15:50
natural hair color is this, right
15:52
there. Would you do a color? Like
15:54
what? I think you look really cute in pink. Like
15:59
what color pink? Not like a
16:01
baby pink, like a little lighter
16:03
than this. I like that. I would, could I
16:05
test it with a wig first? I'm sure.
16:07
Like I shouldn't bleach all my hair and
16:09
then go
16:12
for it. Kinda cause you're HD lace. What's
16:15
that? That's like the best type of wig.
16:17
Where do you get it? Um, there's some
16:19
wig shops out here. I'll send them to you. Okay.
16:23
But I gotta be there. Make sure they do it
16:25
right. Let's go together. Yeah. We do
16:27
a house call, we can go to the beauty shop. Oh, I
16:29
don't know if I'm house call rich yet, but. I
16:33
am. Of course you are.
16:35
Are you going to spend your money on it? For
16:38
me, that's crazy. Your birthday is
16:40
coming up, right? It is. Is that my
16:42
birthday present? Pink hair. Oh,
16:44
are you trying to make me your trick? Yeah.
16:46
I don't know what that means. You
16:50
are so cute, Bobby. What does that
16:52
mean? A trick like someone that spends money on somebody.
16:54
Oh yeah, I've never had one of those. Really?
16:57
Yeah. I spend money on me. No, I spend money
17:00
on people. Oh, we have to
17:02
reverse that this year. I would love to reverse
17:04
spot. I'm working on it. Let's work on it.
17:06
We'll manifest it. Let's manifest spot. That's right. This
17:09
tastes so good. What is that? The energy
17:11
drink? I need that. I've been
17:13
meeting after this. You've been meeting after this. What time? Yes,
17:15
ma'am. What time is
17:17
your meeting? At four. What
17:19
time is it? No, same. I have
17:21
a lot of questions to get through. It's three.
17:24
We only have a lot
17:26
of time. Let me ask you a lot of questions. All
17:29
right. All right. I
17:32
really thought we were going to whisper the entire time. Yeah,
17:34
me too. But you gave
17:36
up like three minutes in. We had to
17:38
remix it. This is our own ASMR. Okay.
17:43
Okay, okay. What were you named after? Oh,
17:45
so much head. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
17:48
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
17:50
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
17:53
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
17:55
sorry. I have wanted to name
17:57
me Diamond, and my momma was like
17:59
… No, that's a stripper name. So
18:02
we got the... We
18:05
got the Spanish version of Diamond. So
18:07
my name is Diamante. I thought your name was Weedy.
18:10
That's my stage name. What's
18:13
your name? Diamante. Oh
18:15
Diamond, I don't know what the stripper name
18:17
is. It's like Diamante. Oh, that's cute. Can
18:20
you say it? Yeah. Diamante.
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Oh, that was really bad. I don't
18:24
know. I'm really a Diamami. Um...
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Are you Hispanic or no? No.
18:31
Combination. Um, what are you? I'm half
18:33
Hispanic, half white. Um,
18:35
okay. You got a little spider named you. A little
18:37
bit. Not a lot. But a
18:39
little bit. Half white man. Thanks.
18:43
I wish I had more. My
18:46
dad ruined it, but my mom did it. You're
18:49
supposed to laugh in silence. Exactly.
18:53
That was good. Um... You
18:57
don't laugh, kids. I still can't get over
18:59
that. I feel like I looked on your Instagram and then
19:01
came to the conclusion. You understand? Do
19:03
you not have a picture of this kid?
19:06
I have a lot of little cousins. I
19:08
just all look alike. I thought that was your kid.
19:11
Oh yeah. No people. My fans
19:13
think that one of my cousins is
19:15
my secret love child. Because... Well
19:19
two of my baby cousins look just like me
19:21
is crazy. They think you just gave them to
19:23
your cousins to raise. Yeah. There
19:25
was all conspiracy lines. It's kinda crazy. I
19:30
don't know if I'd announce in the world if I was
19:32
pregnant. You would hate, you would hide
19:34
hate. I don't know. I'd
19:37
be kinda fun to hide hate. Yeah, right. And then
19:39
just like show up with the kids. Like boom. Yeah.
19:42
I've got babies. Maybe we'd have to go to hiding for a
19:44
long time. Night months. I don't know. What do you
19:46
mean? I would... I would plan it out. Oh.
19:51
I would wear big clothes. Yeah. I know. That's
19:53
gonna be exciting. Right. Are you gonna come
19:55
to the baby shower? If I'm invited, I'll
19:57
be there. If you're invited. Oh my god.
20:00
I did this amazing. I'll
20:02
invite you if I have more kids. Oh, I'd
20:04
love that. Mostly if I have a wedding and
20:06
then a baby shower after. Have
20:10
you seen the wedding that went viral that was in the
20:12
water? No. I want
20:14
my wedding like that. In the water. Grow in the
20:16
water. What do you mean? I'll show you pictures. They're
20:20
on a boat. They're on a boat. No,
20:23
they're swimming. It's like shallow
20:25
water and they built a
20:27
literal, like the aisle and
20:30
seats and the water is beautiful. But
20:33
I don't know if it was AI. That's
20:36
like very different if it was
20:38
real or not. I imagined them
20:40
like swimming. No, they're swimming. Oh
20:42
my God, I'm not a strong swimmer. You're not?
20:45
Are you a strong swimmer? Yeah, I'm a water
20:47
swimmer. Did
20:49
you take some classes? No. Like
20:51
did you do water below? No, I'm like a
20:53
mermaid. I can see that.
20:57
I'm not like a mermaid. I
20:59
like soggy battle and then
21:01
I kind of drown a little bit. I want to
21:03
see that. Oh, you don't want to see that. I
21:06
do. Like I have to get rescued by the lifeguards if I
21:08
go too far out. Are you serious? Yeah, if I try to
21:10
swim back in and they're like, swim back
21:12
in and like I can't, I'm trying.
21:14
Have you almost drowned before? Where? Just
21:16
period. Australia. Have you ever
21:19
drowned before? Oh no. No, I
21:21
have. So me and
21:23
my cousins would jump up with the waves and
21:25
I miss the wave and the currents of clean
21:28
under. Girl, I have so many
21:30
near life test experience. I don't have any. You
21:32
don't? No. Oh
21:34
my gosh. How long have you been making
21:36
music? I
21:39
would say professionally, five years.
21:42
How's that? How
21:45
are you so famous? Girl.
21:49
That's really hard work. You think so?
21:51
I feel like with social media, it really expedites the process. Yeah.
21:54
That is true. I love social media for that
21:57
reason. How do you
21:59
like social media? Um, it's I
22:01
mean, it's my whole career science. I'm would
22:04
be broke with that it. Mm-hmm. I love
22:06
it Have you always wanted to be a podcaster?
22:08
No, I've just always wanted to make money. Oh,
22:11
I know that's where I'm Yeah, I'm gonna make it mommy.
22:13
Yeah You
22:15
have any tattoos? Mm-hmm. She's in my
22:17
kids. Oh The
22:20
back of their heads cuz I don't show their faces
22:22
online So I was like I can get a tattoo
22:24
of their faces cuz then I'd have to cover that.
22:26
Mm-hmm So it's the back of their heads
22:29
I'm gonna have a Bible verse on my back right here.
22:31
What's the Bible verse? God is for us
22:33
who can be against us. I know that's
22:35
right. Hey, man. This is the Bible on
22:38
my on my back Do you have any tattoos?
22:40
No, what I got every time I want to
22:42
get one. I forget you forget to
22:44
get hit Yeah Do you want to
22:46
go in right now? Soon
22:49
I'm very extreme if I get a pshat so I'm gonna
22:51
get like a sleeve. Oh my god, that's
22:53
that's extreme No, I have this one too, but
22:55
it's like coming off. It says you are okay
22:58
period But
23:00
they're single needle. So you like fade
23:02
very quickly. You should get like an anime
23:04
tattoo. I think that'll look good on your skin And
23:07
my pink hair. Hmm. What's my
23:09
pink hair with your pink hair an anime tattoo? What
23:11
do you mean? Like, you know
23:13
a cute little cartoon
23:17
And like with your skin color the colors will show it'd
23:19
be perfect for you in your pink hair. Okay Just
23:22
send me some pictures of anime characters and I'll get
23:24
one you could do like a cute little Picture
23:30
my face right there of your face Wow
23:33
Maybe it's a good idea. You try to date me
23:35
or something. I guess so. I think you should have
23:38
my face on you That'd be so weird. Don't do
23:40
that People would be like
23:42
what why make sure I look pretty in the picture at
23:44
least um Yeah,
23:47
I'll send you some pictures and options you can choose from The
23:50
pink hair Are you really gonna get the
23:52
pink hair? I'll try it
23:54
for a day for a day. How long do you
23:56
leave it on for? Maybe like Two
24:00
or three days. Okay. Why do you act like a
24:02
day was not off because it
24:05
makes a difference, you know A new outfit
24:07
new environment and kind of catch a vibe
24:09
with it. Okay, when we release this episode
24:12
I'm gonna get pink hair really? Mm-hmm. I
24:14
love that. I'll get it that same
24:16
week. So it's gonna be like Yeah,
24:19
I'm gonna have to know that too.
24:22
No, that's a lot of commitment. That's
24:24
okay. We can get the arm Let's get those ones. I'm
24:26
like, yeah Yeah, that last
24:29
for like a minute They kind
24:31
of last a long time though. No if we
24:33
don't take a shower that last a long time
24:35
No, the ones where they you didn't last for
24:37
a year. Wait, that's the thing you should try
24:39
that Oh, I would do that. Yeah, cuz it's
24:42
not that much commitment. You should get your sleeve
24:44
with that I like your
24:46
skin you do. My skin is really bad right
24:48
now. I'm going through Well,
24:51
it's so clear. It's so clear.
24:53
Have you ever how does it? Yes, gotta
24:55
be popping a pimple, honey What one other
24:57
people like it no real estate on my face. I
25:00
Am the pimple popper. Yeah. Do you watch
25:02
those videos? No That's
25:05
it. Yeah I
25:08
don't either Your skin
25:10
is clear to know it's not. Yes. Thank you. It's
25:12
really not I have like seven pounds of makeup on
25:15
right now You want
25:17
to see a picture? I took a picture to send to my dad because
25:19
and you want to know what my dad said What do you say? Oh
25:22
my god, your skin's so bad. I was like
25:24
dad. I told you look Will you
25:26
believe this is my skin right now under the makeup? Yeah,
25:28
I know see oh, wow That's
25:31
honey because when I make up you
25:33
can see no way My
25:37
skin was like perfectly clear two months
25:39
ago and now it's just have you
25:41
um tried the pimple patches from coast,
25:43
alright No, okay. I'm
25:45
gonna send that to you too from where it's
25:47
from Amazon, but it's by coast. Alright I feel
25:49
like I need ten hundred on my face. That's
25:52
just not it sucks the pimple juice right out
25:55
Then you don't even need to pop them. No,
25:57
I Think it's why it's getting packed. Okay. Com
26:00
I'll try lot less your singers him in
26:02
life are the same assume so many different
26:05
things are not because it's gone so downhill
26:07
but I don't know what I stopped breastfeeding
26:09
and at my hormones are all crazy rain
26:11
or for like on the Or unless. Shorelines,
26:15
Faces at his home One on
26:17
the on how long would you
26:19
receive your child for Animals address
26:21
seen an. Unknown
26:24
from the know and users think or something
26:26
you just like you don't know the i
26:28
actually don't know the answer to these until
26:30
I have a kid. got a my yeah
26:32
we the as as a change of when
26:34
you have a kid he I don't think
26:36
I've thought of it too much. too far
26:38
out a kid and then know how to
26:40
get another. those of kind of lazy is
26:42
so much easier. Hello you I'm a Muslim.
26:45
With. My first killing twenty four hours
26:47
and with my second kid like aids
26:50
of or scuttle? Absolutely. Hello. Barbie
26:53
Girl, you know your mom bought it at all.
26:55
Why? It's so everyone's as I
26:57
do. Not busy. Seat.
27:00
As a to go hang out with or more precisely
27:03
game. Pretty was her. know I like take care of.
27:05
Everyone around me. You
27:07
must have cancer. Your placements. To do some
27:09
right, years on the some and go into
27:11
the studio. How does that work? Am I
27:13
used to do that by now Atlanta just
27:15
like Freestyle on The Mice and then I'll
27:17
listen to it over. Again and then also
27:20
in the words, can you freestyle right now.
27:24
Semi. Seems money feelings for
27:26
tenure in a studio? Studio?
27:29
Yeah. Here. We are
27:31
bleeding problems in the make me a
27:34
be enough well let me pay I
27:36
don't know how to make a be
27:38
Lou Gehrig's. As
27:44
a. Software.
27:47
As like one sounds. And on the
27:49
I mean autonomy easy for you have
27:51
encountered spills awkward. Go.
27:57
Could some else makes the be it. In
28:01
an area and next sound. Or
28:03
Johansen the no ice and
28:05
snow us doesn is. Fair
28:11
ago says they kicked
28:13
me some an. Amazing
28:20
is how else are more like some know
28:22
it. Is. Not
28:32
we have a pin. This list is not
28:34
house and there's. Bother
28:36
you as I get on the homeless.
28:39
and our of new down some starting
28:41
dell always has had heard like. Not
28:44
getting all up. My mom would also should
28:46
go to all the places i she's a
28:48
strict oh have so thousand and all that
28:50
my father she was going to com okay
28:52
our non them to these lists like my
28:54
for and one time in the seventh grade
28:56
and i looked over my mom and my
28:58
sister of s o say that like a
29:00
helicopter him how we are. Says
29:02
everywhere she was a guy isn't alone and
29:05
then she'd be there. Was ya?
29:08
Iran the moink her own she was
29:10
struck me I couldn't go out period.
29:13
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29:15
my bad, I think I paid Sam
29:17
Honey really mad until you're not as.
29:20
A complete opposite my dad to
29:22
put as surprising as regards usually.
29:24
Or the district. My
29:27
non trusted me a lot. So you're saying? well
29:29
My daddy yelling i know you're not a do
29:31
anything or the elders. Of his
29:33
health and knocks us ally because he
29:35
found out later that he had another
29:37
hit. Oh Bobby the woman of many
29:39
secrets see I saw actually and of
29:42
as but I was raised as the
29:44
oldest of his out but then. Like
29:46
six years. The guy beat him not the
29:48
oldest because now I have a four year
29:50
old bunch of. Forty year old brother or
29:53
your dad was in the streets harming.
29:55
Ah. The. Pastor's your
29:57
daddy? Fine home. Amazon
30:00
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30:02
from the authorities as well. I see
30:05
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30:07
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sizing says oh fine and dangerous. as
30:12
it is excellent the only been other help us
30:14
help. My. Whole family
30:17
thinks it's hilarious and all of his like nieces
30:19
and stuff with that us it ah their screensaver
30:21
on their families is really give me a cake.
30:24
I told you. Can ya
30:26
do not like cherry? I dunno.
30:29
How did? how did you know cause he picks
30:31
spot. You
30:37
put it there before she walked in. On
30:41
ladder means his legs as
30:43
is in. The colors. Pistachio.
30:45
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30:48
so random is my favorite color
30:50
link a little green color as
30:52
like a c green. Was
30:54
who are in such so random
30:57
stuff sale and i haven't colors
30:59
that the system and obscure. Know.
31:02
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31:06
wow This era colors, With. Greens.
31:09
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31:11
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31:13
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31:15
drink Tropical forests, And
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32:08
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32:29
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32:33
daughter has like. Fifty.
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33:00
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33:03
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33:05
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33:10
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33:12
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33:33
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33:40
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33:59
elderly. When. I'm
34:01
forty, how do so many? Soon as she
34:03
was pregnant I wanted a baby so by
34:05
the day I I love the other than
34:07
any of them. Son and my mom had
34:10
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34:12
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34:14
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34:23
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34:25
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hopefully. Not the late you know my first
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my kids to stasio friendly test is this is
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meant to be Let me say are close to
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34:42
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35:07
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35:09
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35:11
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35:13
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35:16
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35:18
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35:20
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35:25
you just make it seem so easy Actually
35:27
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35:29
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35:34
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35:53
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them out in two weeks in the Us.
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35:59
when the. Combat Zone or is it
36:01
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36:03
all day. All eyes I really appreciate
36:05
something and I'm excited for making Karen
36:08
I'm excited. And
36:10
for you to be my new want to do so track.
36:13
Role model for all. Our
36:16
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36:18
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