0:01

He's

0:08

a sexy sexy man, sexy

0:11

sexy fan because he ain't

0:14

no suckers, looking so funny. You try

0:16

like a trucker, clean like a plank, you solive,

0:19

younger, fool, We'll try. So he's never

0:21

getting to pray

0:23

so far, chicking up a lot of bandwids.

0:25

And he's a god y. He ain't no stand

0:28

and he doesn't have cheese on a nighttime stand,

0:30

which because everybody knows he's the Burge de

0:32

Bandit. The Ron Burgundy

0:35

Podcast, Ladies and

0:37

Gentlemen, Live from the Largo Theater

0:39

in Hollywood, California. Put your hats out

0:41

from Mr Ron Barge. Hello,

0:53

Hello, oh

0:56

my god, Hello Hello hard

0:59

Yeah us, I hope that's not

1:01

a gang sign. Oh

1:06

my gosh. She just made

1:08

a heart. Yeah, double

1:10

hearts you Okay,

1:14

don't don't, don't

1:17

do this. We just started the show.

1:19

It's so much to me. Thank you. These

1:22

two young women love me. But

1:25

I hope you people feel the same. Well,

1:30

thank you for coming out Tuesday

1:32

night in Los Angeles. We

1:35

really appreciated this

1:38

show. Actually, we're raising money for charity.

1:40

It's called Kids Save. It's helping families in the

1:42

Ukraine right now. So thank you so

1:44

much for coming out tonight and buying

1:47

tickets, And that's why your tickets

1:49

were hundred dollars tonight. No,

1:52

they only paid like, well,

1:57

they're going to be paying before the night

2:00

over. Don't

2:02

you think I'm being funny? No,

2:04

well we'll line everyone up and we'll shake

2:07

you out. No,

2:11

we won't take that, that would be crazy. How

2:13

much would you I would settle for a

2:16

dy ahead

2:19

everyone? Probably? How much cash would

2:21

you say you carry with you nowadays? I

2:24

don't think anyone really care. How do you? How are

2:26

you a duffel bag? For

2:30

what purpose? I carry a man first? Immerse?

2:34

Uh? Well, I still use

2:36

travelers checks. Oh,

2:42

I have fifties, twenties, one,

2:44

fifties two to fifties fives

2:48

and a thousand. I have a rare five thousand

2:51

dollar travelers check that's worth

2:54

five thousand dollars. It's

2:56

actually lost money. How long does

2:59

that take when we're just trying to do a simple

3:01

really interesting, because I'll be like, you, of course

3:04

take travelers checks, and I've already filled

3:06

it out and signed it in. The

3:08

server will be like, no, we don't. Uh

3:11

do you have a chip on your card? And I'm

3:14

like what what does that mean? Customer

3:19

service? So then I have to run to the

3:22

ATOM and uh put

3:28

my bank card in the atom and punch

3:33

in my code six four. But

3:37

we don't. Don't just keep that to yourself. I

3:39

said it so fast. Oh like someone's

3:42

gonna slow down the table at home. Crap,

3:47

that was my fake ATOM number. Uh,

3:50

and I usually pull out It's

3:52

pronounced a t M, but it doesn't matter. A

3:55

t M standing for m

4:00

automatic to your president.

4:03

Yeah, you're the big

4:06

shot. You're probably

4:08

carrying from

4:11

the automatic teller machine. Does

4:15

every bank have one a T machine?

4:17

Yes? Yes, So if I walk in and say where

4:20

is your automated teller machine? You don't want

4:22

to be that person. You just want to say, not

4:24

that you're that person. You

4:26

just want to say, be casual

4:29

about it. Hey, I need an a t M. Hey

4:31

where's your automatic? That's

4:34

already that that WoT No,

4:36

No, you will honestly look

4:39

like you're about to rob a bank. Hey i'm super

4:41

cash. No,

4:43

I use this wheelchair because I'm tired. I

4:46

don't have an affliction. He's going to rob the bank. Okay,

4:53

So just say a t M. Do you have an a T M? Yeah?

4:55

And then they'll point me in the right direction. Exactly is

4:58

my microphone on? Okay? Yeah?

5:03

Oh wow, you have the lovely

5:05

singing voice, which is foreshadowing

5:07

for our guest. But

5:10

you don't know now, don't

5:13

you wish I would tell you right now? But

5:16

it's my secret. Feels

5:20

so good to have a secret over all of you. Run.

5:26

Oh I don't. I'm sorry. I just haven't been

5:28

around people. I haven't been around talking

5:31

to myself a mirror because

5:36

I gave myself lockdown plus

5:39

twenty four months just

5:44

to be extra safe. So you're

5:46

like almost done. I'm almost done with my

5:48

personal lockdown. And

5:51

my apartment is filthy. It's

5:54

just pizza boxes and pizza

5:58

boxes, boxes, frozen

6:01

burritos, hot

6:05

pockets. Has

6:07

it been eating anything else? Any water, vegetables?

6:13

Just quick alcohol? Fi? Does

6:15

it have alcohol? Yeah? This

6:20

should be fun to good

6:23

to know. A little

6:25

minty goodnight, yeah, winter

6:28

green? How much

6:31

it burns? Yeah, a little bit, stuna

6:33

gig. I'm so excited that I

6:36

hope. Does it feel comfortable to be together?

6:38

I mean, you're I appreciate that you're you're

6:41

all wearing masks and you showed

6:43

you your vaccine card. By the way, I've got

6:45

seven I've been vaccinated seven times, Madernay,

6:51

I have that provisor. Yeah,

6:55

J and Jay, I don't

6:57

know if you're spot Nick from Russia. That

7:00

wasn't it. I got the Chinese one, Israeli

7:02

one, the Turkish one, and

7:04

then there's something I called a homebrew. I'm

7:14

sorry, what's in? What's in the homebrew? Homebrew?

7:17

Mouth flash o

7:23

reganar? Why

7:27

heavy? And you just take it like a shot

7:30

Grabizzi

7:33

pizza. Trust, It's more like

7:35

a pace. You

7:37

are so grateful that you are emotional

7:39

getting this vaccine's getting so emotional. We

7:42

have access. The only problem with my Homebrew.

7:44

The only thing, the only

7:47

thing is the

7:49

only way that it's truly effective

7:52

is to inject it in your ya.

7:57

That's the thing with these things, at

8:00

least that's what my doctor says. Who

8:03

do you see Dr Jacob mrnni who

8:13

he's also an attorney, but he

8:18

gets in and out of there. I love it and

8:24

it helps me with you know, anyone I want to sue seats

8:27

out there, I got a lot of I'm like Junior

8:29

Donald Trump out there. I'm just suing everyone,

8:31

like I sued the dinner for not taking

8:34

my travelers checks and

8:36

you're still in litigation. We're still in litigation, looking

8:39

like we're going to settle. Have you ever taken

8:41

any lawsuit out on me? No,

8:44

you've never sued me. I don't think okay,

8:47

I'm not gonna worry about it. Yeah, don't

8:49

worry about it. I

8:51

sued you once and

8:53

then I said, let's call it off. Oh

8:58

my god, that it like

9:01

we gotta file a SUP. This

9:03

is a breach of protocol. He's

9:05

fourteen minutes late. Um,

9:08

I'm getting off track here, really

9:11

getting off track. I'm just excited to be Yes,

9:18

you've never really even asked me though today? How I'm

9:20

doing? How

9:34

are you doing? Carolina? You

9:36

can how are you doing?

9:39

Okay? Less impatient? How

9:43

are you doing? Um, it's

9:46

actually been kind of a hard week. I am, Oh,

9:49

I'm sorry, No, it's okay. Guy problems

9:51

and then, um, you know that I

9:53

had those problems with my kidneys forever

9:55

ago, which we're kind of serious

9:58

and diageo. I'm

10:03

so sorry. Yes, your

10:05

kidneys. You had the issue go

10:08

ahead, so I had this serious

10:10

problems. I was actually get theaters for these My kidneys

10:13

were just running out of that's

10:15

awful. What

10:18

is it. I don't know what this is. Oh,

10:22

it's a wonderful liquor company. They

10:25

make wonderful spirits Johnny

10:28

Walker. Uh what

10:31

else do they make? You

10:34

have a whole thing for diagio? I

10:37

do hold? Please?

10:44

Do you even want to hear the end of my kidney?

10:46

Well, let me just get there.

10:51

Oh yeah, they make Johnny Walker, Tanker

10:53

A Bailey's other

10:55

delicious libations. But

10:57

continue your story. I'm sorry. I don't

10:59

know why you didn't had a late ideal with them. I have to

11:01

say their name seventy five times tonight. So

11:06

wait, was that the that's the liquor company that

11:11

deal fell through last night? Yeah?

11:15

Yeah, it's done. It's done. Well,

11:18

I do I'd love that how it rolls off the tongue.

11:22

All right, Well, you don't want to hear you know, I'm

11:24

not gonna even don't. I'm

11:27

fine. You know it might

11:29

help your kidney though, I

11:36

wasn't gonna say it. I was gonna say a nice sip

11:38

of Johnny Walker paid

11:40

bye. The

11:43

money is not going to come through. Okay,

11:46

fine. We we are working on sort

11:48

of a catchphrase, something that we can say

11:50

for the podcast, and so would you help

11:53

me say it all together. Just

11:56

run. That's enough. Let's

11:59

yeah, let's try to coordinate one to three. Let's

12:03

enough. Okay, maybe throw it away more.

12:05

Lets you know, you

12:08

know, I

12:13

feel like half of you were with me and half of you don't like me.

12:15

Okay, maybe

12:18

we can do it in a Brooklyn accent. Oh

12:20

yeah, run Oh

12:25

I like that. We have some

12:28

Thespians in the crowd. That's

12:30

gonna play great in the Northeast corridor. Um,

12:37

we should get to some headlines. Actually we should.

12:39

Let's cover some of the headlines. What's happening in the

12:42

world. Um. I've opened

12:44

up ron to u du

12:46

mois. It's an Instagram account

12:48

that gives you news really quickly. I

12:51

love it. Ron's a big

12:53

fan. There's

12:55

a lot of good stuff on here and you're

12:58

not going to hear it from any mainstream new from

13:02

So recently, there's been some hot tips. UM

13:05

spotted Natalie Portman and Los feels

13:08

So Sweet. Server accidentally

13:10

knocked over her glass of wine all over

13:13

the table and what happened. Natalie made

13:15

a very sweet joke about it. That's very

13:17

classy of Natalie. It doesn't surprise me. You

13:19

know, she went to Harvard with Mark Zuckerberg.

13:22

Oh you mean Mark Zuckerberg.

13:25

No, I mean Mark Zuckerberg. He was Zuckerberg

13:28

in Harvard and then when he became a big show, I became Zuckerberg.

13:31

I know what I did the research. I'm

13:34

not gonna I'm not gonna argue with you. I wouldn't.

13:39

We have another tip Um stood behind Julia

13:41

Fox in line at Arawan Studio

13:43

City. Who's Julia Fox? Um?

13:47

It's a long story. Do you know she

13:50

dated Kanye for a second

13:54

and she's been in a few movies. She's very

13:56

attractive, like on

13:58

a Vivicate A Fox level. I

14:02

wouldn't, I don't know, very hot. Yeah,

14:05

because she's the top of my list. I know, I

14:08

know Vivica A Fox.

14:13

Vivica a Fox is what? Okay,

14:16

seven days a week? What's

14:18

wrong with you? I

14:21

watched a lot of Vivica A Fox stuff in quarantine.

14:23

I'm not gonna lie to you. All right,

14:25

you guys, come on run. We

14:29

gotta you like Vivica Fox. That was beautiful,

14:31

by the way. Another

14:48

headline, Yes, Selina

14:51

Gomez at chipp Riani downtown with

14:53

a big group celebrating someone's birthday.

14:56

What happened? She was looking stunning

14:58

as always. By the way, Selena, what

15:02

come happen? Are those choppers?

15:07

Selina? Is that? Is Selina?

15:11

Selena Gossure?

15:20

Is that my Mike is that? Every time I move it's

15:24

hard to say. Okay, slowly,

15:27

slow, slowly. I feel

15:29

like we're diffusing a bomb. It's

15:34

me you and Selena Gomez

15:37

and vivocated a fox, spotted

15:43

spotted. Jacob, Wait,

15:45

can I just say one thing? If you go to Gippriani's,

15:48

get the clams casino. Continue,

15:53

Continue, Jacob,

15:57

don't even mess around, Just walk in and say clams

15:59

Casino, Jacob,

16:03

lord clans Casino Carolina.

16:07

Just so you know. I don't know if you've ever had them before, but

16:09

they're delightfully broiled clams.

16:13

With who this

16:16

is? This is going to happen. Okay,

16:19

but we just want to say, don't blow a

16:21

lit off the top. Okay, we don't

16:23

want the chopper to come back. Each

16:25

clam has a poker chip in him. Clams

16:28

Casino. Okay,

16:33

all together now, I

16:36

thought so too. I

16:39

deserved that one. Jacob

16:41

all Lordia Jones last night with some friends. Jacoba

16:46

that at the more secluded part of the restaurant and

16:48

seemed to be having a good time. Went to

16:50

the bathroom, and as I came out, he was leaving

16:52

it as well. Overheard him saying

16:54

something along the lines of have a great night,

16:57

cheers boys. L O L

17:00

it is O L. I

17:03

could not believe how tall he is and how good

17:05

he smelled when he would walk past us. He

17:08

seems so sweet and friendly A non

17:11

please, Wow, I

17:14

wish Jacob was here tonight. Well

17:18

he's not. Yeah, but

17:25

really the big news is um hell

17:27

o, L are

17:30

you? No? That's how I drift

17:32

off when I go to sleep at night. I just

17:34

go hello, L, Hello,

17:39

hello L. We

17:42

do have to talk about something that we haven't really discussed,

17:45

though. Oh, I know what you're gonna talk about. You're

17:47

thinking the same thing, Kim.

17:52

How does everyone feel about pet and Kim? No

17:54

one's into Pete and Kim. They

17:58

have so little in this life. If so,

18:02

what's the latest? The last

18:05

I heard was that Kanye who's

18:08

now referred to as Ye or

18:13

is it? Yeah?

18:15

Yeah, okay, thank you, thank you that

18:19

you wanted to chop his head off. Yeah,

18:23

something like that, something like that which I

18:28

can identify with. I mean, how

18:33

many Spern lovers I've driven by their boyfriend's

18:35

house and like, I'm gonna chop your head out if

18:38

I see you around Nancy. Of

18:41

course I never did it, and if I did,

18:44

Jacob would be on my side to get me out of jail.

18:46

Jacob Jacob MRONI but

18:53

in the TV movie of Jacob m ronni

18:56

job. Yes, I

19:00

let's get writers

19:02

here. We're submitting

19:05

are I don't know, I don't know the terms.

19:10

Kimberly obviously is

19:12

a person of celebrity. Kimberly,

19:17

Yes, the Kardashians. It's what

19:19

a powerful and famous family. The luxury.

19:22

I mean, I've been at the Kardashian's

19:24

house and that is a party. To sneak

19:26

into one of their big fancy parties. Do you sneak

19:29

into one of the big fancy parties? Well, I have to ye.

19:32

I'm not on the guest list. No.

19:35

I usually pose as a caterer or

19:39

plain, close security person or

19:41

groundskeeper. And

19:44

I poked my head in, oh

19:47

whoa right, and I get back to raking

19:49

Leaves. I

19:55

usually blow my cover because I'm

19:57

like, oh, I can how are you? I'm Ron very

20:00

an, I

20:02

think you're great. That'll do it, But

20:05

they are what's going to happen. Do

20:07

you think do you think their love will last? Do we know? No?

20:11

Probably not? Yes,

20:14

Okay, he

20:17

believes in love. And there's one

20:19

of them here, one romantic man in the audience.

20:21

There's one out of two hundreds. But

20:24

that's the way, you know, loves loves a fickle, fickle

20:28

beast. I've

20:30

been I love so many times. Yeah,

20:32

you told me you've been playing guitar

20:35

for I have. I've been playing a little

20:37

flamenco guitar. That

20:39

seems pretty romantic. Would you like

20:41

to hear something? What now?

20:48

This is a of course, I only

20:50

play on a Strattenburger. Uh.

20:56

It's a German guitar um Strattenberger

21:00

L ten eleven um, handcrafted

21:04

in Austria and

21:07

then uh shipped

21:09

to Czechoslovakia.

21:13

These all these uh, these strings are whalebone,

21:16

so you know they're gonna sound good. This

21:19

is flaming. This will be a little flamenco

21:21

number. This is called do you

21:23

know what you want to do it? Oh?

21:32

H Playing

21:36

an out of tune instrument is a sin

21:39

so M,

21:43

so you need to make sure your instrument is probably too.

21:49

I think you got it. M. One

21:52

of the beauties of flamenco guar is

21:54

that it's Uh, it's

21:57

a it's a device that's used

21:59

to pert love making. And

22:04

once you hear the flamenco, it's less

22:06

than thirty seconds before before

22:10

you someone's laying on top of you. Are

22:20

you still tuning? Well, it's a sickle gentle

22:23

lover. Here, you're rush. This

22:29

guitar was given to me my

22:32

uncle Bruce. Um. Well,

22:37

wait till I play. That's

22:41

yet to be determined. All right. This

22:47

is called Sunset Beach. One

23:03

of the beautiful things about this instrument is

23:07

that it you

23:12

start to feel it, and it starts to feel

23:14

you, and there's a real relationship

23:16

here. I

23:20

know how to play guitar. You

23:24

weren't bluffing well, I

23:26

think a lot of us were catching on. But

23:28

if we had a trumpet here or a flute lookout?

23:31

Yeah, agreed, agreed.

23:35

Speaking of music, if you like music,

23:38

why don't we bring out our guest? Yes,

23:40

please, ladies and gentlemen,

23:43

please welcome Aletta Braxton.

23:53

Thank you so much. Thank you for having a

23:55

seat right over here. Alita,

23:58

thank you so much for coming on the podcast. Uh

24:00

you look lovely tonight. Thank you really

24:03

do, Alita. Now I understand you you are

24:05

an opera singer sort of? Yes,

24:07

okay, well that's wonderful. Um,

24:14

I've never seen opera in my life, and

24:19

I'm sure none of these people have either. What

24:23

exactly is opera? Opera

24:27

is? Um? Some speech,

24:30

some speech sung? All

24:34

the lines are sung? Right,

24:36

everything is sung every down. There's a little

24:39

speaking okay,

24:42

I'm sorry, word okay,

24:46

yes, but most the lines were sung. I once

24:48

had a case of sprech tma when

24:52

I was backpacking through Europe. No,

24:57

I just got some penicillain and it was all good. And

25:03

so you you sing

25:05

opera? And uh

25:08

where where

25:13

she's a opera? Los Angeles

25:15

has an opera company. Oh so you're with

25:17

the l A Opera, l A Opera. Yes, I'm

25:20

one of the original chorus. There's oh my

25:22

goodness, for for how long? When did you?

25:24

When did you start? A long time ago?

25:27

But I'm up to a hundred and sixty productions.

25:30

Oh my gosh. We

25:33

think I'm the first black woman of any opera company

25:35

to reach a hundred and sixty productions. And

25:42

do you use a lot of flamenco guitar

25:44

and your opera productions? Every now

25:46

and then we do a lla opera, good

25:49

to know opera in Spain, Spanish,

25:51

Gypsy Spanish, um oh, Gypsy

25:54

Spanish. Of course, I

25:56

usually stay away from Gypsy Spanish. Regular

26:01

Spanish. Okay, Gypsy Spanish

26:05

yikes. So

26:11

opera, yes, trying

26:15

to wrap my head around this ethereal

26:20

art form. I feel like a lot

26:22

of people know about it and go to it. Okay,

26:25

How is it different from say, The Days of Our

26:27

Life, which

26:30

is a popular soap opera. They probably wouldn't

26:32

sing it, and they probably wouldn't be dressed in all

26:34

the fancy costumes we get to wear. But

26:36

they do wear costumes in a soap opera. I

26:39

think ours are more beautiful. How

26:42

did the term soap up? I mean they don't ever sing

26:44

on a soap proper. I don't know. They don't think

26:46

about soap either. They don't know. Maybe

26:49

they did, maybe at one point. Maybe

26:51

they're forced to bathe incessantly. One

26:54

would only hope. Here's

26:56

a question. I'm I assume you can't

26:59

make money in the business, So what what

27:02

do you do for a living? Doing

27:06

my grown up job? Well, I also teach

27:09

music, and a lot of us

27:11

what we call gigging around

27:13

town. Opera singers gig around town.

27:15

We've teached. Sometimes we have church choirs,

27:17

singing jobs or conducting jobs. Or there's

27:20

also the Los Angeles Master Corral, So

27:23

we have lots of gigs there. Some

27:25

of us sing on film and TV soundtracks.

27:29

There's so there's some wonderful opportunities

27:31

out there. There can be. Oh

27:34

so there's not that many. I

27:40

showed up once for a Master Corral

27:43

and I'm

27:48

not going to tell you what happened. It

27:51

was not what I thought. Um,

27:57

it really wasn't. Sorry,

28:01

No, please don't be sorry about anything. So

28:04

would you, I mean, could you please

28:06

sing a little opera for est right now? A

28:13

little bit? Okay? Mos

28:17

horrible? Can you

28:20

top reef wazy is?

28:23

If you don't, then call up Helena

28:26

Sui. Commander refuses

28:30

if mona super pulabyan

28:34

lodres because

28:38

she prefer you not Auntie

28:41

Amazing. You might play long

28:48

low more long

28:52

mo lo more

28:55

lamuripo fund the

28:57

bow and you najam

29:00

you don't make a due setunum

29:03

mam pashum

29:06

see you to secunium

29:12

man secunimate

29:18

mestesia tem sesia

29:21

tim Pretty good?

29:41

Was that? Okay? That was pretty

29:43

incredible? Why

29:47

didn't have the car that? You can't know how anyone

29:49

makes money doing that? Come on, whats

29:52

amazing things I've heard in this theater. It

29:54

is pretty amazing. It is

29:56

pretty amazing. I

30:00

I I understand there's a lot of I

30:02

mean, you were singing in Italian, French,

30:04

French, as long

30:06

as not Gypsy Spanish. That's well.

30:09

Carmen takes place in Spain, but they think it

30:11

in French. I don't know why. So Carolina

30:14

is always talking about foreign language movies,

30:17

which I asked him, drive my

30:19

car? Makes

30:21

her sound pretty snooty. Do

30:25

you think opera is for snooty people? Know?

30:28

It's for the general public. It's very

30:30

accessible and what it obviously

30:33

was back in its day when

30:35

it was created was for the general public absolutely,

30:39

kind of like the eighties banned general public absolutely,

30:42

of course, did they ever have

30:45

opera? Okay, this

30:47

is a tough one, but I gotta ask it. I'm

30:50

not I'm not a good journalist if I don't.

30:53

Do you think opera lovers are dangerous

30:56

people? Wait?

31:00

Ll, I

31:02

haven't experienced it yet, OK, Because

31:06

I just wonder could

31:08

be scary, but probably not dangerous. The

31:11

Marx Brothers made a Night at the Opera?

31:16

Was that the last opera ever made? Fortunately?

31:21

No, they're

31:23

more. Oh several yes, name

31:26

them oh

31:30

Phantom, Phantom. Yes, technically

31:34

I would say it's borderline musical theater

31:36

opera because it's almost all

31:38

sung, but mostly on the Broadway

31:41

stage. I Portian

31:44

best best Okay, uh

31:49

Candy, Oh yeah, Ken, I was gonna say candid Um,

31:55

Jesus Christ superstar. No

32:00

said rock opera? Okay? What

32:03

was that? Later? Mouse later,

32:05

Mouse the bat Thank

32:07

you because syntight.

32:25

I think I'd like to try a little opera. Would

32:28

you tell me what you think? I'll

32:30

be honest. I'll be honest. Over

32:45

callo. No,

32:52

I'm in trouble finding my note. I

32:58

can't see you. I'm a far

33:02

I'm sat of

33:05

our castle. Look

33:07

at that. I'm a captain,

33:10

a man rush back.

33:12

I love you, Hey, I love

33:15

you. M

33:22

Now I

33:26

can take criticism. Carolina knows

33:28

this. I've got a thick skin. Please

33:32

be brutally on. You've

33:35

got potential me

33:38

and work on the technique a little bit. Maybe

33:41

maybe you're breathing, but that's

33:44

it, and let's work on the rapid twie.

33:46

Well, oh

33:49

hey, I thought that she was

33:51

being so nice. It's

33:53

the first time I've ever tried it, I

33:57

said, before time got out. I made

33:59

up a whole created a picture.

34:03

No, he's standing on top of my castle

34:08

trying to talk to the lady. Operas

34:14

take decades to write. I wrote one

34:17

right here on the spot. Do

34:23

opera decades? You're right? I

34:28

mean, are there any opera singers in the house tonight?

34:31

Find any chance anyone?

34:35

No? No, I didn't think so. I

34:37

didn't know. If you want to try an opera battle with Ala

34:40

here, she'll

34:43

shut you down. All

34:47

right, Well, look how about we sing

34:50

one together? Okay, what would you like to I'd

34:52

like to sing the opera? Take me out to the ball game.

34:58

Take me out to the

35:01

ball game, Take

35:04

me out to the crowd. Peanuts

35:09

and crock put tuck. I

35:13

don't care. I never

35:15

get back for his root

35:17

root root, for the whole team

35:21

if they don't win it for

35:24

the shame for it's

35:26

one two restruction

35:29

out out the old I

35:47

was gonna throw this Scotch glass on the

35:49

ground to make it look like I broke

35:51

it with my voice, but

35:55

everyone would have seen it was fun. That

35:57

was beautiful. I mean, the Dodgers

35:59

go win again with that so too, if

36:03

they can get by the San Diego padres.

36:09

Of course, Santiago discovered

36:12

by the Germans. They

36:16

named it Sandiago, which

36:19

means oh,

36:22

whales, vagina, thank you, Okay,

36:32

you've you've I'm sorry if

36:35

I've come off mean and dismissive. I wondered,

36:38

let's let's have a little bit of fun with you.

36:40

Would you mind just singing some

36:43

some statements for us? It just might be fun to

36:45

hear some things,

36:47

some things sung in your

36:49

operatic voice? For instance, can you just sing? Where

36:52

are my keys? Where are my

36:54

key? Can

36:58

you sing? I farted uttered,

37:05

I lost my ham sandwich, I

37:08

lost my sandwich.

37:12

I'm breaking up with you. I'm

37:15

breaking up with you. May

37:20

the Force be with you, May of course

37:23

be with you. Steph

37:26

Curry for three, staff

37:30

Purtty for three. Stay

37:33

away from my donkey, Stay

37:37

away from my doggie. Anyone

37:41

else have a line they'd like a leader to sing?

37:44

Where's my Sky's my scotch?

37:49

Can I have some casino clams? Please? It's

37:53

may I. May I have some casino

37:56

clams? Please? It's may I. I

38:01

always tell you that, and

38:04

you're like, can I can? I'm

38:06

like, it's may. I know I

38:08

know. Mm

38:10

hmm, I I

38:13

wonder if you'd help me with one more thing. Of

38:15

course, for those of you who are familiar

38:18

with the podcast, I I

38:20

used to date singer songwriter Siam.

38:29

Why is that so funny? It's not funny

38:32

to me. I believe

38:34

you, thank you, and

38:37

she uh, she rudely broke up

38:39

with me, And I'm wondering if she happens

38:41

to be listening to this, maybe I could reach out to her

38:44

soul and we could we could reunite.

38:46

And if you'd indulge me, could would you mind

38:48

just singing an operatic

38:50

melody while I read this love letter?

38:54

Yes, while I read this love letter to see him? M

38:58

hm, Oh,

39:03

my heart yearns for you. I'm

39:07

lost in this world without you. M

39:10

I cannot sleep. M

39:13

I walked the dark streets at night, calling

39:15

your name. I

39:18

started down in Compton and

39:21

I walked up through Culver City, then

39:24

through West Hollywood, screaming

39:27

your name louder

39:35

than any coyote could yell over

39:39

the mountains down into

39:41

Lucca Lake. But

39:47

you answered. Not only

39:50

the police answered, why

39:54

won't you return my calls? I've

39:57

left over a thousand, sometimes changing

39:59

my voy so you'll think I'm Ariana

40:01

Grande or Katie

40:04

Perry. Still

40:06

no answer. Why

40:09

do you torment me or

40:12

love us for the ages sexual

40:14

and emotional? Like

40:16

Zeus and Helen of Troy m

40:19

like Donald Trump, and like

40:26

Benefort, which

40:28

apparently is back on again. Who

40:31

knew, right? But I digress Cia,

40:35

Sia, Siasia. See

40:39

you later means

40:43

not goodbye, Sia. It

40:46

means I'll see you soon, see

40:48

you, see you when

40:51

I see you, not

40:54

unless you see

40:56

me for as star Bye

41:00

Sia. I

41:03

love you rock. But

41:11

it was so wonderful. I'll treasure that moment

41:13

forever. Thank you so much

41:16

for covering opera singer Bond,

41:20

Thank you so much for coming on, Thank

41:27

you, thank you right

41:30

this way. If

41:38

that doesn't work, nothing's gonna work. She

41:40

would have to listen to the podcast to hear that, but

41:43

she doesn't. Probably gonna happen. I

41:46

don't know, she seems if you guys

41:48

would all get on your social and beg

41:50

Sia to listen to the podcast and

41:53

just say, hey, Sia, I know you don't

41:55

know, but there might be a special

41:57

surprise. You may be

42:00

added with your soul mate uh

42:03

me whatever your names

42:05

are and uh And then she

42:08

like she could, Oh,

42:12

maybe I should listen a wrong and then she listens

42:14

to that, and then she hears that, and

42:17

then it's me and her making

42:19

a baby. All

42:23

right, karamba,

42:26

Right, Well,

42:29

We're almost at the end of our evening

42:31

and I'd like to end

42:34

it with a little piece I call my

42:36

take. There's

42:40

no question l A is a big status

42:43

town, and one of the true measures

42:45

of status is where you live. Every

42:48

day I go to my local coffeehouse, the

42:50

Feminine Pickle, and

42:58

all day long, I just here

43:00

from dirty hipsters stuff

43:03

like, oh my god, I just moved to

43:05

Atwater Village. You have to come visit.

43:09

Oh are you still in Los Felis

43:12

or is it Echo Park? Oh you're in Silver

43:15

Like why at

43:19

least moved to Highland Park. Oh?

43:21

Really, you like the arts district better?

43:24

Really, that's funny.

43:27

I'm really loving Palms. That

43:31

new metro line is great. You

43:33

can take it down to the beach or

43:35

all the way down to the coliseum, only

43:38

in a straight line. I

43:44

love it North Hollywood

43:47

Okay, okay, I

43:50

lived in Venice for a while. Uh

43:52

huh, right, Abbot Kenny,

43:54

I know, I love Abbot Kenny. What

43:58

about West Adams It's getting great

44:00

down there. I know someone who

44:02

lives just off of Pan Pacific Park, so

44:05

fun. They can walk to the grove. It's the best.

44:07

The grove is the best.

44:13

I forgot. Korea Town not cheap

44:15

anymore. Hey, hey,

44:18

skinny jeans, you know where I left?

44:21

I left behind the Bomb's Big Boy in

44:23

Burbank. Yeah

44:29

me, Rod Burgundy,

44:33

and trust me, it's not in a cute nighteteen

44:35

forties Bungalow. I

44:38

lived directly behind the

44:40

Bomb's Big Boy looking

44:43

for scraps because

44:46

Ronnie maxed out on eleven of his

44:48

credit cards during the lockdown.

44:53

And sure, I've gotten to know the gang of

44:55

high school kids who worked there, Peter

44:58

Ashley, Brad Monica,

45:02

Stephanie Courtney and hand

45:05

out there twins. Who

45:07

else am I forgetting? Lachlan?

45:10

Wait? Did I mentioned Teeter? They

45:14

are lovely? Yes, they are lovely. So

45:17

take your outfit from jet Rag

45:20

and get out of my face? What

45:23

what was that? What was that? What

45:28

you weren't in my face? Well,

45:30

technically you're right, but

45:32

you were talking so loud I had to eavesdrop,

45:34

which felt like you were in my face.

45:44

And then I go back to my coffee and my

45:48

paper and I think to myself, you

45:50

can't just let well enough alone. Ken

45:53

you Ronnie. I

45:56

guess what I'm really trying to say is that we really

45:59

really need to fix the homeless problem

46:01

in l A. I'm

46:04

Ron Burgundy and that's my

46:06

cake. Thank

46:11

you everyone, that's your podcast. Thank

46:13

you for coming aloud. We appreciate

46:15

you having here. Thank

46:17

you so much. I'm Ron

46:20

Burgundy. Carolina,

46:23

I don't know where she went, Carolina,

46:28

come out here. Please, thank you,

46:31

good night, you guys. You really appreciate you having

46:33

here. Thank you so much. We'll

46:37

get the hundred from here at some point

46:39

in time for everyone's

46:47

sexy sexy man's

46:49

sexy sexy plan. Because

46:51

he ain't no sucker, looking so funny,

46:54

you can drive like a duck, clean like a plant,

46:56

you can solive younger, fool wheel

46:58

drive so we never get stuck, right

47:01

so far to get up a lot of bandwins.

47:04

And he's a guy. Ye, he ain't no standing,

47:06

he doesn't have He's on a night sized sandwich

47:08

because everybody knows he's the burgunsy Bandit

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