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Hello, I'm Chelsea Paretti. Do you feel chronic,

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existential dread but love talking about

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yourself to sound effects like this and

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this. Have you ever been attacked by a bear?

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Yeah? Yeah,

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and moments like this, I have sleep

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upron a space heat no in my whole

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lake from my knee down and my foot burnt

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until it's love, big bubble and

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this kale chips are delicious. They're tooly

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when I go. They shouldn't be soft

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at all, they should be really crispy. That's

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what I said every single time you are

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yelling at me? And this do you want to go to

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the Clipper game with me? And eight? Do you have

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twenty five references of mutual friends

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that can tell me that you're not a murderer? And

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this, hold on, I got to open some peanut

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butter fretzels. Listen

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