0:00

Who's that man in

0:05

my he's

0:10

roun Hey.

0:12

This is Carolina welcoming you to another

0:15

episode of the Ron Burgundy Podcast.

0:18

So Ron is here, Um, but

0:20

he's been on hold with customer support

0:23

with his phone company for got

0:26

a few hours now and he's actually finally

0:28

got someone on the line, but we had to

0:30

start recording. We only have so much studio

0:32

time and um okay.

0:35

Ron doesn't want to hang up and start the process

0:37

all over again, which I'm sure you all understand

0:40

how frustrating that can be to

0:42

be stuck on a customer service call. So

0:45

um, let's be patient, you and I and

0:48

I'm sure Ron will be right with

0:50

us whenever he can. No,

0:53

no, we already added the unlimited data

0:55

plan. Ah

0:58

no, ma'am. I'm not frustrated with you.

1:00

I'm frustrated with the situation.

1:02

Please. I understand you have a tough job.

1:06

You need the serial number again,

1:08

you're kidding? Okay, Well,

1:11

now I have the tough job because I'm

1:13

talking to an idiot. I

1:15

take it back, man, Please please don't hang out, Okay.

1:17

In the meantime, today's episode is

1:20

on animal sanctuaries and

1:22

how they've dealt with the pandemic. We've

1:24

got some very uplifting

1:26

and heart unlimited five

1:29

l data plan. No, I don't

1:31

need the Platinum plan for an additional

1:33

five run run. How much longer

1:36

do you think I've already got unlimited

1:38

data. I'm not interested in adding a streaming

1:41

service. I mean there's too many

1:43

options to watch. Oh

1:46

really, they have all the episodes of the Love

1:48

Boat. Hold on, Carolina,

1:51

this streaming service that comes with

1:53

my phone has all the episodes

1:55

of the Love Boat. Did you ever watch the Love Boat? Sure?

1:58

Yeah? Have you seen every episode?

2:00

I haven't. No, I watched

2:02

it pretty regularly, but I I might have missed

2:05

some episodes. Plus I haven't seen

2:07

it in years. Carolina,

2:10

this is urgent, so pause the recording.

2:12

And I mean it when I say this is life or

2:14

death. I don't let me ask you this

2:16

question. Should I spend the extra five dollars

2:19

for a streaming service that has all the episodes

2:21

of the Love Boat? I don't know. Let's record

2:23

our episode. This is it's really up to you. Wait

2:25

wait, hold on, yes, yes, yes, yes,

2:28

I'm still here. Okay, look lady,

2:30

I just want a phone that works. Okay,

2:32

I've been on hold for literally four hours

2:34

and fifty seven minutes. Now

2:36

you're throwing this every episode of the

2:38

Love Boat thing at me, and I wanted

2:40

to consult my friend Carolina on what to do

2:43

here, like like it's it's

2:45

nice to know they're available, but am I

2:47

really going to watch every episode? No, let's

2:49

move on. The priority is having a working

2:51

phone. Yes, thank you for understanding.

2:54

I'm sorry, what did you say your name was? Again?

2:58

Thank you, Brita. Okay, Um,

3:00

Hopefully Ron will make a decision. It

3:02

seems like it's a really difficult one. I don't know why.

3:04

But in the meantime, we have an uplifting

3:07

story about a koala named

3:09

Joe Joe who missed his human

3:12

friends during Before we finalize this, do

3:14

any other streaming services come for an

3:16

additional five dollars? Can you keep your

3:19

voice down? Look, you sold me on the one

3:21

with the Love Boat episodes. I've thought it over

3:23

and that's an absolute must. I already feel

3:25

more comfortable knowing I'll have access

3:27

to every episode of the Love

3:30

Boat. Yes,

3:32

it was a fun show. I

3:36

do remember that. One. What

3:38

I'm asking is, in terms of streaming service,

3:41

are there any how

3:43

do I put this of an adult nature?

3:46

Because if there are, I will pay for

3:48

that. What Okay,

3:51

So no on adult themed Okay,

3:53

just to be clear, you know I'm talking about ladies

3:56

and fellows doing what comes naturally. I'm

3:58

sure she knows what you mean. Aline,

4:00

I'm talking to her. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but so

4:03

you don't offer that, no, no problem. Just

4:05

give me the unlimited five G Gold

4:07

data plan and the service

4:09

that gives me. Carolina,

4:12

I am almost done. I got the channel

4:15

with the love boat. Heard great. Let's

4:17

celebrate after we record today's show. Um,

4:19

you ready, I'm gonna kick you at yeah, yeah, just

4:21

just one more second. I'm sorry, I just

4:23

want to close this while I still have this

4:25

person on the phone. You get the wrong customer

4:28

service person and you have to start all over.

4:30

So thanks, Carolina, You're a champ. You

4:32

know. I was actually really excited about this episode

4:35

because Ron and I were talking and I brought

4:37

up the question, Hey, I wonder

4:39

if the animals at the zoo were happy

4:41

because there were less people around during the pandemic,

4:44

or if they missed the company of daily zoo visitors,

4:47

And he actually got teary eyed

4:49

thinking about the animals missing

4:51

quote unquote an audience to perform

4:54

for and I actually thought

4:56

that was very sensitive and adorable. So

4:59

Carolina, I'm almost done here. You

5:01

could just quiet down. We're almost done. Go hide

5:03

in the bathroom if you must. You called me a champ

5:05

just like five seconds ago. That was

5:08

the love boat talking. I forgot. I still

5:10

had to activate my phone. I I swear

5:12

I did not think I'd be on the phone this long.

5:15

But I'm getting a much better plan. I

5:17

totally get it, honestly, it's just we

5:19

really do have a limited Sabrina.

5:21

I'm here. Sorry for the disturbance. Now

5:24

we're settled on the unlimited data five

5:26

G Gold plan. As you know, guys, there

5:28

are a lot of podcasts and Ron

5:30

has a very busy schedule and I'm

5:32

actually, you don't believe it or not,

5:35

I'm busy sometimes so finding

5:37

time for us to really sit down. What else

5:40

do you need from me, Sabrina, I can't remember

5:42

my authorization pin code. No,

5:45

I don't think my mother had a maiden name.

5:47

Hold on one second, Carolina, do you know

5:49

my authorization pin code? Um?

5:52

I think it's Ron one to three four.

5:54

And I know this isn't the time, but you really

5:57

need to change it. It should be something more complicated,

6:00

Brina. Try Ron.

6:05

That's not it, Carolina, it's

6:07

not Ron. Yeah.

6:09

Do you have any idea what my authorization pin code

6:11

could be? I know sometimes you've

6:14

used eight zero zero eight five

6:16

because it's spells boobs

6:19

on a calculator, good memory,

6:22

Carolina, Hey, Sabrina, try

6:24

eight zero zero eight five it's

6:26

spells. Oh

6:29

you know that joke too, Yes,

6:32

I see right, Okay,

6:35

well, I'm truly lost on what my authorization

6:38

pin code could be. Then, just to try to sneak

6:40

in some of our planned episode, UM,

6:43

I'm going to tell a story about a zoologist

6:45

named Gary who works at a giraffe

6:48

sanctuary and um, he

6:50

really stuck his neck out for his giraffe

6:52

friends. I Um, I wrote

6:55

that, Sabrina, I'm in a real

6:57

bind here. Is there is there another

6:59

way for me to prove my identity?

7:01

Hold on, this is going to sound crazy, but you

7:04

see my name on the account is Ronald

7:06

Burgundy. Maybe this will

7:09

help you verify who I am.

7:11

This is ron Burgundy, you stay

7:14

classy, Yes, exactly,

7:17

Sabrina, this is the real ron Burgundy.

7:22

Well, thank you, Sabrina. I

7:24

am a fan of yours as well, because you're

7:26

helping me to get my new phone

7:28

set up, not to mention the love Boat

7:30

episodes on that streaming, Sir, can we

7:32

move on from the love Boat? Yes, yes,

7:35

yes, I see what you're saying. This could be someone

7:37

doing a very good impression of Ron Burgundy.

7:40

I appreciate you wanting to protect

7:42

my security. I'll be honest with

7:44

you. I can't, for the life of me remember

7:46

my authorization Pincoat. Carolina

7:49

over here doesn't remember it either. Wait, wait,

7:51

hold on, what about this? Hey,

7:53

Carolina, can you do me a favor and talk

7:56

to Sabrina here from Customer Care and

7:58

tell her that I am in act the real

8:00

round Brignady. I mean, I don't know if

8:03

that's going to even help the situation. I've

8:05

been five hours. I've been dealing

8:07

with this for five hours. Okay, Okay, I know

8:09

how frustrating this can be. I mean, I've said that

8:12

I just had to deal with my cable company, So

8:14

thank you. I really just want to wrap

8:16

this up and do the episode about dog fights

8:19

that we had. You know, we're not doing your episode

8:21

about exposing dog fighting rings. We're

8:23

doing heartwarming stories about zoologist.

8:26

Just talk to Sabrina and vouch for who

8:28

I am. Thank you, hand this

8:30

over to you. Hi,

8:32

Sabrina, my name is Carolina.

8:35

I can assure you this is really round Burgundy

8:37

calling. I know it. Yeah, I understand.

8:40

No, I understand. Okay,

8:42

Ron, she needs to speak with you, Sabrina.

8:45

How we doing? What do

8:47

you mean, Sabrina, she

8:50

vouched for me. Isn't that good enough?

8:53

I see? Yeah? Yes,

8:56

uh huh right, Oh

8:59

that's a good Wait. The authorization

9:01

code is for my protections. So

9:03

Ron did want to do an episode on dog fighting,

9:06

and as a dog lover, I think he was

9:08

quite upset about it and wanted,

9:10

in his words, to quote rescue

9:13

some bitches, and he seemed

9:15

adamant about taking down some

9:17

guy named Bleacher. I hear what you're

9:19

saying. It is entirely possible

9:22

someone could call the phone company, do

9:24

a convincing Round Burgundy impression

9:26

and then get access to sensitive

9:29

information. No, I've

9:31

read all about it. It's called social engineering.

9:35

Oh, you've been trained in how to deal with

9:37

it, Sabrina. As frustrating

9:39

as this situation is, I can tell that

9:42

you do know a thing or doing, and

9:44

I like that You're a no bologne, no

9:46

nonsense, real life working lady

9:48

making a cool seventy five to my dollar.

9:51

Can I just interject, I'm so sorry,

9:53

but again, limited studio time,

9:55

Ron, Carolina, give me a second. Sabrina

9:58

from Customer Care has been an angel.

10:01

Yes, you, Sabrina. It

10:04

took me five hours of being transferred from different

10:06

departments. Carolina. Do

10:08

you remember when I was talking to Brad?

10:11

Yeah, you guys missed that. Actually

10:13

earlier Ron was on the phone with Brad

10:15

from Customer Service and he

10:18

wasn't great. He wasn't if so, And if

10:20

we hang up now, there's a chance I'll end up

10:22

back on the phone with a Brad.

10:24

And with all due respect to Brad, he's

10:26

a horror show. What's what's

10:28

that? Sabrina? Ha ha

10:30

ha ha really

10:33

wow, oh my god. Let

10:35

me tell Carolina. Carolina, get this. Sabrina

10:38

knows the Brad we're talking about. Oh,

10:40

they work in the same call center. Yeah, and

10:42

he brings a thermis with him to work

10:45

every day, labeled Brad's thermist.

10:47

That's kind of normal, right, Sabrina.

10:50

Have you ever tried to look in the thermis to see

10:52

what's in it? Really,

10:55

Carolina, in Brad's thermis

10:57

every day, guess what it is? I don't.

11:00

It's corn chowder. That's

11:02

fascinating, Ron, But we have an episode.

11:05

Wait, so, Sabrina, he never changes

11:07

it up. I mean, I like corn chowder,

11:09

but I don't think I could eat it every day. All

11:11

right, that's what I mean.

11:14

He is a horror show, like

11:16

one of my favorite horror movies, The Thing

11:19

or the Blah. Okay, um, Sometimes there

11:21

are security questions they

11:23

can ask you so you can reset your pen.

11:26

Hold on, I can't deal with two people

11:28

talking at once, Sabrina. Oh

11:30

please, I want to know more about Brad.

11:35

My god, I'm collapsing under the pressure.

11:37

Just see if they have any more security

11:40

questions to reset your pen. I know you

11:42

don't think your mom had a maiden name, but maybe

11:45

there are. Okay, got it, Sabrina.

11:48

Hey, this is she

11:50

knows it's you. Sabrina. Do you have

11:53

security questions? You can ask me to reset

11:56

my pen? You do? She

11:58

does? Great? Why

12:00

didn't you just tell me that you guys are talking

12:02

about corn showder and Brad.

12:05

Hey does Brad smell like corn jowder?

12:08

Of course he does. Anyway,

12:10

if you give me those security questions, I might be able

12:12

to answer them. Okay, when Ron wraps us

12:14

up. Let's just skip the draft and the

12:17

quality. We can actually, you know, there's a cute

12:19

story about a spider monkey named Phillis

12:21

who is a dead ringer for the comedian

12:24

Phyllis Diller. It's a human

12:26

interest story and we have pictures will

12:29

linked to you on our website. Okay, what

12:31

city did I have my first kissing?

12:34

We don't need to hear this. That's a security

12:36

question and I answered it.

12:40

No, I do know it. It's just awfully personally,

12:42

I can't believe you even ask that as a

12:45

company, Carolina. They're asking me

12:47

to kiss and tell here, and I'm not sure what

12:49

the gentlemanly thing to do is.

12:51

They just need to know the city, not the

12:53

intimate details of the kiss. Okay,

12:56

well that seems on the up and up, then,

12:59

Sabrina, are we talking about a

13:01

friendly kiss on the lips or like full

13:03

on french ing? We don't need to know. I'm asking

13:05

because they happened in different cities, so the

13:07

answers would be different, right,

13:11

So full on French ng and

13:13

twerp Belgium A N

13:16

T W E r P. Okay,

13:19

great, So just one final question

13:22

in the meantime back to the spider monkey

13:24

named phyllis right. Final security

13:27

question? Oh,

13:29

Sabrina, that's an easy one. Carolina C

13:32

A R O L I N

13:34

A. What was the

13:36

security question? I was the answer to Carolina,

13:39

Please, this is almost done. Okay,

13:43

I hope it is? What No, no, no, not you,

13:45

Sabrina. I was talking to the aforementioned

13:47

Carolina. Yes,

13:50

that's why I said it as a security

13:52

question to ask. It's something

13:54

I could never forget. What is it? So?

13:58

Are you convinced finally the this is the real

14:00

ron Burger you're speaking to terrific?

14:04

Okay, so let's set up the unlimited

14:06

five G GOL data plan. Oh

14:09

and don't forget I do want the love Boat

14:11

episodes on that streaming. No one

14:13

will ever forget that. I'm sorry,

14:15

I really want to get back to what my security

14:18

question was, Sabrina. Of course

14:20

I have a major credit card. I have many of them.

14:22

What are you looking for? A master charge diners

14:25

club? Okay,

14:27

Well, here's the thing. I'm recording a podcast

14:30

right now, so I'm gonna have to ask you to

14:32

hold on before I give you the number. You're barely

14:34

recording a podcast. One second,

14:36

Hey, Carolina, can you do me a favorite.

14:39

What favorite you mean? Well, I'm about to

14:41

give Sabrina my credit card number, and I want

14:43

you to make sure they bleep out my credit card

14:45

number from this podcast. Yeah, they can edit

14:47

it out, Ron, It's no problem, I swear.

14:51

Okay, Sabrina, my card number is

15:00

I'm sorry, let me let me give that to you again. These

15:02

numbers are a little hard to read, okay,

15:11

expiration data is okay.

15:15

What's a CVV code? Oh?

15:18

Yeah, there it is. I never noticed

15:21

that before. Hey, Carolina, did

15:23

you know about the three digit code on the

15:25

back of the Yeah, it's it's for extra

15:28

protection. Oh I never noticed

15:30

it. How have you ever bought anything

15:32

without using the three digit code

15:34

on you know what? I don't want to know. I've never

15:37

noticed it and it's ever been an issue. Yeah,

15:40

the number is. Thank

15:44

you, Sabrina. Carolina. Make

15:46

sure they beat out all of my

15:48

sensitive credit card information, of course,

15:50

And if I noticed any suspicious charges

15:54

from and Taylor Loft on my car,

15:56

I'm not going to steal your card and go to Ann

15:58

Taylor. I don't only shop at

16:00

Anne Taylor. No sensible black

16:02

pants, no machine washable

16:05

cardigans, no fun mom shirt

16:07

that says sunshine on it. No

16:09

wedges, I'm serious. Wait wait,

16:12

hold on, hold on, Sabrina. Yeah,

16:14

I'm still here. What do

16:16

you mean the car didn't go through? Oh

16:18

you know what, that one's on ron I

16:21

forgot I max that card out buying an

16:23

air hockey table run okay

16:25

to our listeners, we are running out

16:27

of time. I don't have the chance to cover any

16:30

of them, the spider story, but

16:32

we do have one last terrific story

16:34

coming up about some penguins who

16:36

only waddle while listening to music

16:38

by Edge Shearing. How many children's

16:40

stories did you write down nice animal

16:43

stories? Because here's the deal. Our

16:45

audience isn't a bunch of toddlers who

16:47

are going down for a nap after snack dime.

16:50

Their men and women with passions,

16:52

their presidents and dignitaries who

16:55

respect journalism and they

16:57

need important Yes, still here,

16:59

Sabrina. No, it's

17:01

a really cool air hockey table. Do

17:04

you play air hockey? Really?

17:07

I'm guessing that Sabrina plays air

17:09

hockey. Yes, yes she does.

17:12

I had no idea they had championship

17:14

air hockey competitions. That's fascinating.

17:17

Hold on, I want to I want to hear more about this,

17:19

but let me give you another card first,

17:22

Carolina, make sure they bleep out my card info.

17:24

Please, what do you think I'm gonna do? Also,

17:27

did you know there was Championship air

17:29

Hockey? No, we should do an episode about that,

17:31

you know what, Ron, I would be thrilled to do any

17:33

episode as soon as you're off the phone. Okay,

17:35

Sabrina, it's a home Shop network

17:38

card, but I think it will work right.

17:40

The number is Okay,

17:48

We're going to take a break and when we get back,

17:50

hopefully Ron will be finished with the

17:52

phone company and we can do the actual

17:55

podcast, which would be really really

17:57

exciting. Bear with us, folks, Please

18:12

welcome back to the Ron Burgundy Podcast.

18:14

I'm Ron Burgundy, and with me as always

18:17

is my co host Carolina.

18:20

Yeah. We're mid episode. Yes,

18:23

that's that's typically what i'd say while opening

18:25

a segment on my podcast, Sabrina. But

18:27

I want to finish up with this transaction with you

18:30

and get my new phone up and ready. So

18:32

Ron is still on the phone with Sabrina

18:35

from Customer Care. Okay, so let

18:37

me ask you, Sabrina. Can I

18:39

choose my phone number? Can you make it spell

18:41

out something fun like

18:44

area code and then the corresponding numbers

18:46

to spell out cool ron. Oh

18:50

that that number is already taken.

18:53

Can you tell me by who? Oh?

18:56

It's an unlisted number. It's

18:58

just kind of frustrating because there's no way

19:00

for me to know if that ron is cool or

19:02

not. I just think the numbers should

19:05

go to the coolest ron, and I have a gut feeling

19:07

I'm cooler than the ron who has it, Sabrina,

19:10

I go with my gut. You should go with my gun.

19:12

I'm sorry. It's not like a license plate.

19:14

You can't get like a customized cool

19:16

phone number. And I thought we were going to be

19:18

finished soon so we could do the show. Hold

19:20

on just a second, Sabrina. Remember

19:23

the answer to my third security question? Yeah,

19:26

guess what she's doing right now. Okay,

19:29

that's why I chose her to be my security questions

19:32

Carolina. I'm almost done. I

19:34

promise, thank you for your patients. I'm

19:37

not patient right now. I just want to see if

19:39

I can get my phone number to spell out cool

19:41

ron. I'm so sorry. I need to

19:43

know what is your security question

19:45

that i'm the answer for. It doesn't

19:47

have to do with body hair, so it does

19:50

and it doesn't have to do with your

19:52

arms, back, legs or mustachio.

19:54

No, that's very rude,

19:57

Sabrina. If I have the chance to get

19:59

a fun phone number that spells out cool Ron,

20:01

then this is a one in a million opportunity

20:03

to really submit my reputation. I

20:06

think, Sabrina already told you the number cool

20:08

run is unavailable. That's just what I'm gathering.

20:10

So someone else has it. I know that, But

20:13

do they deserve it? Maybe

20:15

if I contact that person, they'll go,

20:17

whoa Ron Burgerty, You're a cooler

20:20

than me and you deserve to have that phone

20:22

number. With my apologies, we have to at

20:24

least try. We have a podcast to do. Sorry,

20:26

Caroline, I'm going for it. This is

20:29

a once in a lifetime shot. This is

20:31

life of Days. No, I don't know why you keep saying

20:33

that. You said that about getting the love Boat

20:35

stream or subscription. Yes, today

20:37

has been intense, all right, Well, just

20:39

please we have very limited studio time. I

20:41

know I keep saying that, but it's I don't know what this

20:43

episode is, Sabrina, are you there? Would

20:46

you mind if I called the person who has the

20:48

phone number cool ron and explain

20:51

the situation and see if maybe

20:53

I can work this out. Really. Thank

20:56

you, Sabrina. Listen

20:58

after this, because I know you're gonna ask.

21:00

I would be happy to take a brief survey

21:02

about my customer service experience

21:05

with you. It's been fantastic. It

21:07

hasn't been great. You're a true jem.

21:10

Also, I want to hear more about you being a

21:12

championship air hockey player. We don't have the

21:14

time, Carolina. Can I use your phone for a

21:16

second? Okay, but I don't have a hairy back and

21:18

I don't have a mustache or Look, I'm

21:20

just gonna make a quick call to cool

21:22

Run and see if I can broke her a deal.

21:24

Here, I'm bringing this home, Carolina.

21:27

I'm this close. I know it's been five

21:29

hours, but we're making this happen. Whatever here,

21:32

just make your dumb call. Hello.

21:41

Hey, this is Ron Burgerdy. Yes,

21:45

the broadcasting legend. I

21:47

understand. I'm speaking to another cool Run. May

21:50

I ask what your last name is? Really?

21:55

Okay? I see, Well,

21:58

I was gonna ask you if I could of the number

22:00

cool Ron, but obviously that

22:02

is not going to happen. Sorry to bother you. Huge

22:05

fan by the way, take care.

22:08

So who answered the phone? Who's the other

22:10

Ron? Hey, Sabrina, Yeah,

22:13

can you talk to me too? It turns

22:15

out the phone number that spells out cool

22:17

Ron belongs to Ronnie Wood

22:19

from the Rolling Stone. Oh my god, I

22:22

know. Can you believe it? I'm

22:24

gonna take the high road here. There's there's

22:26

no way I can beat a member of the Rolling

22:29

Stones for the phone number that spells out cool

22:31

Ron. So technically he

22:34

goes by Ronnie Wood. But that's

22:36

that's splitting hairs. No, Sabrina,

22:38

he gets the phone number cool Ron, fair

22:40

and square. That's very generous

22:43

of you. Okay, So I believe Ron is

22:45

finished with Sabrina and the cool Ron phone

22:47

number didn't work out. But that's okay

22:49

because what did work out for

22:51

some bunnies in Florida is

22:54

going to melt your heart. I

22:56

don't why am I still even trying to do this. We're

22:58

not going to get to the bunny. We didn't get

23:00

to see any of the other animals. I'm going crazy.

23:02

I don't, Sabrina. Are we set up with my unlimited

23:05

five g GOL data plan plus

23:08

love boat channel thing? Great?

23:11

Okay, we're all set? Then there

23:13

we go. Oh my god, Ron

23:15

is all set we are going to

23:17

recall me more about this professional

23:20

air hockey league. How good do you

23:22

have to be to get in? All right, We're going to be right

23:24

back after this. I'm so sorry,

23:39

Sabrina. You are something else.

23:42

Let me tell you, Carolina, get

23:44

this. I am talking to the Numbers seven

23:47

air hockey champion in Scranton, Pennsylvania.

23:50

You know I think about this. I was just calling

23:52

to set up my cell phone. But Sabrina

23:55

here is amazing great. I'm

23:57

so happy for you. What's that, Sabrina? To

24:00

be honest, I don't get out to Scratton very much, but

24:02

talking to you today, it sounds like maybe I

24:04

should make a special trip. Would

24:06

you be up for that? Are you asking your customer

24:09

care representative to go on a

24:11

date with you? Carolina? Be cool?

24:14

I am, Sabrina and I are just good

24:16

friends. You are, yeah?

24:18

I mean, who knows what it might turn into, But

24:20

don't put pressure on the situation

24:23

anyway. I'll be done in a second. Then we can do our

24:25

dog fighting expose. We're going to talk

24:27

about the bunnies. No, wait,

24:30

tell you what. We should get Sabrina

24:32

on a plane and interview

24:34

her. Better yet, I'll

24:37

fly out to Scratton and I'll do the

24:39

show with her. Sabrina, are you are you

24:41

there still? Would you be up for

24:43

that? You want to be a guest on the Ron Burgundy

24:45

podcast? Perfect?

24:49

I think? Talk about that? Well, do me

24:51

a favor and check if there's any direct flights

24:53

to Scratton or if I need to change planes

24:55

in Philadelphia. Also, how long a drive

24:58

it is? I just I want to co ho this

25:00

podcast right now, not be your travel

25:02

agent. And no, you're a team player.

25:05

Listen to Sabrina, I gotta run. You

25:07

have my number, text me yours right

25:09

now and we'll work out the details. Yep,

25:14

got it. Hey, Sabrina, you're

25:17

you're not going to call up cool Ron and bail

25:19

on me, are you? No?

25:22

No? I was just kidding. Well

25:24

again, this has been a pleasure.

25:26

Not really. I'm gonna go do the podcast,

25:28

but thanks so much for your help today. Very excited

25:31

about the unlimited five G gold

25:33

plan and we'll talk soon. Okay,

25:36

bye, Sabrina. Hey, you

25:38

can't spell best without Sabrina.

25:40

Remember that? Okay, you

25:43

take care. No, you can spell best

25:45

without Sabrina. Actually it's

25:47

only the letter B that is similar.

25:50

All set? Are you good? Sorry

25:52

about that. It's it's just once

25:54

you get someone on the phone after going

25:57

through all those automated customer service

25:59

menus, you don't want to lose them.

26:01

And so I apologize and hey,

26:04

I feel energized. Let's do the show. Um

26:08

really okay, I think we have like fifteen

26:10

minutes left. Um,

26:12

here we go. So it's not just humans

26:15

who went through a roller coaster of emotions

26:17

in so have many

26:20

animals at the zoo who used

26:22

to be visited by millions across

26:24

the country. But sorry, let

26:26

me let me just grab that I have to leave a

26:28

five star review for Sabrina. Oh

26:32

hi Brad, Oh my god.