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30 teams in
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under 30 minutes.
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I'm going to go through everybody's free
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agency and trade stuff to this point.
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Some of it will be interesting. Other
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teams won't be, but we tried. And
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a little Orlando magic minute and even
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some soccer talk somehow mixed into this
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before life advice. And we've got Lane
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Johnson getting ready for his 12th season
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with the Eagles. How his offseason is
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plan is 30 teams in under 30 minutes will
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run through all the NBA off-season stuff, free agency
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trades, a couple of draft nuggets here or there.
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But I'm just gonna summarize all the teams.
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Some of them will not be that in
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depth. And we start in order of where
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they're at in the standings and how it's
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listed on nba.com. Just with
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the Celtics, pretty straightforward. They keep Cornette
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Tillman, New Deal's for Tatum White, pretty
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drama free. Baylor Shireman,
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the draft pick, NBA ready in
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this rotation. I don't know, maybe. But
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they wanna bring everybody back and they should bring everybody back
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because they're better positioned than any other team in the NBA.
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Pull this off again. Could you
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look at the persingas part where Brad Stevens shared with
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us and said that he's obviously not gonna be ready
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at the start of the season. The rehab for this
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injury seems to be significant. Horford a year older. So
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there's a few items that I'll bring up with each
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teams. Like if you were being greedy, you
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would say they need to figure out another
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big that's higher up in the rotation to
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have insurance or surpass some of those minutes
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or fill in for those persingas minutes. But
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that's probably what the Cornette Tillman thing is and the
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likelihood that they were gonna be glad. Anybody of significance
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wasn't a reality with the restrictions financially. So that might
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be something to think about, but it doesn't, as I
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say it out loud, it's like, okay, well, how are
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they gonna do that? So pretty standard,
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pretty straightforward and a total win, no drama.
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It's kind of nice, a no drama off
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season for a really good basketball team. Brooklyn,
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the drama leading up to the Bridges trade wasn't
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sure if it would happen. A significant price paid by the
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Knicks. And we'll get to it on the Knicks side of
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this thing, but it makes sense for Brooklyn to be able
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to do this. And also the other deal with Houston
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where if we're doing this, we're going to full tank, we
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want control of our picks back. We're gonna give those Phoenix
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picks. It could be really valuable moving
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forward. So it makes a lot of sense. The Nick Clackston
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deal of four years, a hundred million. I don't seem to
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like him as much as others do. I
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don't hate him. I just knew as soon as that deal
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was done, you're like, man, that's gonna be a big number.
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And sometimes there are teams that resign their own guy that's
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a higher draft pick, especially when they're not quite sure who
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they are as a team and it's like, wow, I guess
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we'll just pay the guy that we drafted. And always remember
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this, if a team drafts somebody and
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it's still the same front office, it means
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that front office still likes that player. And
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they probably still look at him in the most
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positive way. Because they're the team that drafted him
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at some point. So is he a little limited? Yeah,
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I think so. And maybe they just look at it
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as like, we have a value play here with him
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and we had to pay somebody anyway. So it doesn't
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really matter. There's a Cam Johnson decision to be made
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there as well. New York on the other side of
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the Brooklyn part of it, the Bridges trade, I
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do think it's a lot of draft picks, but I don't
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really know. If you could have
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unlimited draft picks traded for a player, would
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it change all of the pricing? If Kevin
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Durant were available two years ago
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to everybody, would
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it just be seven straight first rounders if the
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rules were different? Is it 10 first rounders? If
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you could just do whatever you wanted with all
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your draft picks, is a player
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like that actually kind of worth that? So
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if you look at it that way, knowing that that's
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not really the case because we have more restrictions on it,
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I don't hate it, I get it. And I actually really
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like what New York could potentially
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do here. The OG deal feels like a lot for five
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years, 212.5 million, because
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of what you'll be asking him to do now offensively.
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That's a lot for that kind of player, but you knew
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they had to do it because if they had lost OG
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and then it's all the assets they did in the OG
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deal and all the assets they moved in the Bridges deal,
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it's like this, it's unfair math,
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but you could look at it as, wait,
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all of this for just the
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K.L. Bridges? That doesn't make a ton of sense. I
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am excited about what they could potentially be as a small
5:43
ball team. I don't know if Tibbs will ever do it,
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but OG at the center, and then you run all the
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other wings out there and then figure out who you wanna
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bring off the bench of. It's not Mitchell Robinson, and obviously
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it hurts a lot to lose Hartenstein, but
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you weren't, you were restricted by only being able to pay him
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four years and 78 million. OKC blows him
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out of the water, goes. higher on money with
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one less year so they couldn't keep it. So
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yeah, I'm worried about Mitchell Robinson who's
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played 90 games combined the last two seasons. But
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if you wanted Bridges and you wanted OG back,
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that's the point, is you're gonna have to like kind
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of lose out on other guys. Philadelphia,
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maybe the headline winner of anybody in the
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offseason, because they pulled off something that is
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really, really hard. Saving calf space and
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hoping it works on a high impact player even
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with the flaws of somebody like Paul Georgia, 34
6:25
years old. Because I really think if they had
6:27
completely whipped on this, then it transitions into a
6:29
whole another conversation of like how long is MB,
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even though their failures in the playoffs have as
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much to do with him as anybody else would
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MB. Because star players don't go like actually it's me.
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And it's not all on him, but to
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that point, another year of stagnant behind
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a bunch of other teams in the East,
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even healthy, not healthy. I think
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that becomes a completely different challenging situation.
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And now you don't have to worry
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about that whatsoever. The Maxi extension, no
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issues. Kelly Ubre who I've never
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really loved but I thought was terrific for
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them last year, that size, that kind of
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shooting. And really took on the challenge of
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some things. So if you're getting that version
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back these next couple of
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years with him, that's a great number for him.
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Drumming two years and 10 million. Now
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just a big physical backup option
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in the games where MB is probably being
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managed a little bit more. So this
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is just an absolute slam dunk in an
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offseason. They also brought back Aaron
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Gordon. Toronto, not a slam dunk
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offseason. Let's talk about some of these numbers. Scotty
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Barnes, five years, 225 million. It
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was reported five years, 270 million. But
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that's if he qualifies for the Super Max by
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making one of the three all-MBA teams, wins the
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MVP or defensive player of the year, the Rudy
7:37
Super Max rule where you go, actually should we
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have defensive player of the year qualify this for
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Super Max? I would say no. But
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as much as I love Scotty Barnes,
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you're paying him, I
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know that's the deal that you had to do for him and that's
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fine. It's just always, every now and then you go, could you just
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done 198 million for him? Cause
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he's not quite, but that's just not the way it worked. And it's not the way
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it worked when I was- was younger when they just had the
8:01
seven year max deals for players. It was like, Hey,
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I'm the best player on this team. I get a
8:05
seven year max and that's the way it works. And
8:07
you just hope that you're paying your seven year max
8:09
back then. Or in this case, the five year max,
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you're paying one of the
8:14
15 best players in the league, 20 best
8:16
players in the league and Scotty Barnes, maybe flirts with that.
8:18
And the thing is, again, I really like him. I
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do really like him, but I feel like for him, that's a
8:22
huge number, but not as huge as the other numbers you start adding
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up because quickly it gets five years, I had 175 million. So
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35 million a year for him. Um,
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they added Davion Mitchell and
8:33
was then cough and the trade with Sacramento. But
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when I look at them collectively going, all right,
8:39
they turned the page on Siakam, they let van
8:41
Vliet leave. They trade OG and an OB. And
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now they've turned the page to paying 79 million
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this year to quickly RJ Barrett and Bruce Brown,
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who they picked up his $23 million team option.
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Which is just when that deal was done, the
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idea that he would have the second year option
8:56
picked up and as nice
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as a player as Bruce Brown is. That's a staggering
9:00
number. And then next year it's going to be about
9:02
$99 million. And Scotty
9:05
Barnes quickly and RJ for what it
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feels like collectively the top three guys, whether it's
9:10
this year or next year, Toronto's paying the wrong
9:12
guys, a hundred million combined Denver. Okay.
9:14
Let's do the fair part of this. It's
9:16
fair to say letting KCP go. Means
9:19
they have absolutely no bench for a bench. It was
9:21
already one of the worst benches in the NBA, Christian
9:24
Brown, who I think we all like because
9:26
of an activities competitiveness. We don't like the
9:28
shooting, but now he's the start. So
9:31
the ad Ryan done the big defensive wing from
9:33
Virginia, who teams rave about him defensively, Strahter,
9:35
who they've already taken. Peyton Watson, whose energy
9:37
is terrific. And then Hunter Tyson, who I
9:40
kind of liked at the combine two years
9:42
ago. But some
9:44
of these guys are going to have to pull, they're just
9:46
going to have to play. And we could say some of
9:48
them are going to have to step up. Well, I don't
9:50
know about that, but they're actually just going to have to
9:52
pay. Now here's
9:55
what I think is kind of unfair about this, because if
9:57
you look at a collectively going, how are you letting this
9:59
happen around your kitchen? best buyer in the world
10:01
in his prime and not paying a little bit
10:03
more. I don't really care about billionaires tax savings.
10:07
Uh, I don't, but if
10:10
you look at each thing individually, and this is why I
10:12
want to do Toronto into Denver. If
10:15
you go back to Bruce Brown, getting that
10:17
contract, you
10:19
can't pay him that if you're Denver,
10:21
you can't, it worked out for Brown. It
10:23
worked out for the Pacers. I
10:26
don't know that it works out for
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Toronto. Cause it's
10:30
such a big number, but if he's going to be
10:32
getting two years, 48 million second year, again,
10:34
a team option, Denver, like you
10:37
can't add that to the list of going, I can't
10:39
believe Denver is doing this because I completely believe Denver
10:42
did that last year and understand why they
10:44
did it. And I wouldn't have done it
10:46
now. KCP, which version of the story do you want to
10:48
tell? You need him defensively. You don't have
10:50
any bench. He hits three point shots. He spaces the
10:52
floor a little bit. He's not that old. Um,
10:55
okay. But he's also the fifth
10:57
option who you kind of don't notice sometimes.
11:00
And are you supposed to pay him 22 million over
11:03
the next three? So I
11:06
think you can look at it two ways where
11:09
if, if you go transaction by transaction
11:11
with Denver, it can actually
11:14
be positioned as a little unfair, considering
11:16
the players and the numbers that they're
11:18
at. Some will disagree, certainly on
11:20
the KCP part, Minnesota, pretty boring, pretty straightforward.
11:22
This is what happens in Japan. As many
11:24
guys as they're paying. They lose Kyle Anderson.
11:26
They brought back Luke Garza. Um,
11:29
but you're just going to run it back and have
11:31
a little patience. And I love them getting back into
11:33
the lottery to get Dillingham because I think they desperately
11:35
needed another on-ball creator beyond
11:37
Connelly's limitations, McDaniel's limitations. And even with
11:40
Kyle Anderson, who's down at this connector, we'll talk
11:42
about him with Golden State a little bit later.
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Um, that's just those kinds of guys, like you're not going to be able
11:47
to keep. So I thought it was very
11:49
proactive them getting back in the lottery. And I like it. And
11:51
I do think that as much as I'd love to see cat
11:53
away from ant, eventually, um,
11:57
it may be about, look, if he had just
11:59
been decent. maybe they're in
12:01
the NBA finals and they're still built
12:04
to beat Denver. Who knows
12:07
what would happen against OKC? They're in the mix.
12:10
And the same way that I talked about
12:12
with Philadelphia bringing Paul George the beginning of
12:14
the year, they are in the mix. And
12:16
maybe there's a patience lesson there
12:18
post Boston and other
12:21
people wondering how long they would run it with
12:23
those two guys and obviously at work. OKC,
12:26
probably in that Philly, New York range of
12:28
winners in the offseason, the Caruso trade makes
12:30
a ton of sense. Hartenstein, it's a big
12:32
number, but now they're everyone's favorites in the
12:35
West because they address probably the most glaring
12:37
need of having a real center option with
12:39
the bad rebounding numbers last year and seeing
12:41
them just having Chet get his
12:44
ass kicked in some of these matchups, which
12:46
is him being younger, body type and everything.
12:48
But this is like huge news for Chet.
12:52
They also kept Isaiah Joe at four years,
12:54
48 million total win, Aaron Wiggins, five
12:57
years, 47 million really nice deals. Moving
12:59
forward, long term deals on low
13:01
numbers for players that are real contributors.
13:04
Certainly Joe and his spacing on top of everything
13:06
else and Wiggins like kind of does a lot
13:08
of different things. Those are just gonna be really,
13:10
really nice numbers as the cap continues to go
13:12
up. If I were adding
13:14
to the greedy list, I'd say another on ball
13:17
creator. And
13:20
maybe that's just because Jamie Williams is disappointing
13:23
in the playoffs in that Dallas series, I'd expect that
13:25
he would be better. I'm gonna probably be saying this
13:27
all off season and going into some of our preview
13:29
stuff with him as well. And now
13:31
having Caruso as a spacer and defender
13:33
to take some of the burden off
13:35
some of the other guys that are supposed to be scores
13:37
and not just defenders. Makes a lot of sense
13:39
for them on top of the ludor part of it. So huge,
13:43
huge win. I don't know what they're gonna do with Hartenstein
13:45
and Chet. I imagine there's gonna be matchups, they're gonna try
13:47
them both. Maybe that's how they roll it
13:49
out there and start them. Because they
13:51
paid him so much and then they adjusted a little
13:53
bit later on. But
13:55
I think they have the options here to look
13:58
differently against different matchups which I think all
14:00
of us love. Portland,
14:03
pretty quiet. This is a tank team,
14:06
a value buy on Denny Avdia. Makes
14:09
sense. If you look
14:11
at the tanking odds flattening, and we brought
14:14
this up when the trade was made during
14:16
the draft, where you go, well, why would
14:18
you make yourselves a
14:20
little bit better than another team
14:22
who now is in a full tank mode in
14:25
Washington? Aren't you helping them and maybe
14:27
getting in your own way? Well, with the odds
14:29
flattening, and you look at the latest 25
14:31
title odds, there's six teams that are 1,001 payout. That's
14:34
the worst
14:36
or the biggest payout you could actually
14:38
get. So let's just say the six
14:40
worst teams, according to Vegas, it's Brooklyn,
14:42
it's Charlotte, it's Portland, it's Utah, Detroit,
14:44
Washington. We could argue that maybe Washington
14:46
should be lower than Utah.
14:49
I would agree with you, but you get the
14:51
point here. There's not a lot to dig in.
14:53
Utah and the other side of it, they
14:56
replaced your seven with Drew
14:58
Eubanks. I think it's a slight upgrade. And
15:00
all of us are just waiting on marketing. Should the
15:03
price be higher than Bridges? Yeah, I think so.
15:05
Slightly higher. But
15:08
then considering how high the price was
15:10
on Bridges, but then you wonder, is the Bridges price
15:12
so high because the Knicks were paying a Knicks tax
15:14
to do a deal with Brooklyn, which is probably
15:16
a little bit of it. But here's
15:19
the one thing I would wonder about marketing
15:21
is can you really run if you don't
15:23
get your price, and this is the way
15:25
Zanuck and Ange will operate, is
15:28
they'll let you bid against
15:30
yourselves. And they're probably a
15:32
team that will bid against themselves. The Spurs
15:35
are in a tricky spot because it's like,
15:37
well, how much draft capital could we actually
15:39
move? But then it's a bit like the
15:41
Davion Mitchell deal with Cleveland, where you go,
15:43
well, we can wait for the perfect guy.
15:45
But marketing is really good. And ironically, marketing being
15:47
in that original deal, I'd
15:50
imagine they don't want to drag it
15:52
out too much, though, because just
15:55
be bad enough to be in the mix with Washington,
15:57
with a Portland and see if you get into the
15:59
Cooper flag sweepstakes. Chicago. All right.
16:01
I like the giddy trade more than social media
16:04
did because I think he's a better player than
16:06
social media does Jaden Smith three
16:08
years of 27 million That's a fully guaranteed
16:10
deal of a guy that looks like he might be
16:12
able to play in the league a long time But
16:14
wasn't part of the Pacers rotation Really
16:16
in the playoffs, but if you look at
16:19
Jonas Valenzunas at three years 30 million
16:21
guaranteed fully with Washington You
16:24
know, is that a lot for him considering the Valenzunas thing
16:26
or is it just as simple as Smith is 24 Valenzunas
16:28
is 32 so What's
16:32
what's the problem? I think you
16:34
get Chicago obviously a different look with Jaden or
16:36
just adding a backup big that they like Instead
16:40
of Vooch and Jaden in theory
16:42
is supposed to spread the floor a little bit But I don't
16:44
know that that's ever really happened for him But
16:46
here's the however moment of the Chicago Bulls
16:48
offseason Patrick Williams at five years and 90
16:52
90 million fully guaranteed I
16:56
Don't know who you're bidding against there. I mean
16:58
just because the Thunder may have had interest in him at some
17:01
point Well, you already did a deal with the Thunder That's
17:04
a big number for somebody that we're still
17:06
kind of TBD on the offense hasn't really
17:08
taken off I know you can try to
17:10
package them as the defensive stopper who can
17:12
shoot threes because the numbers are right But
17:15
there's just not enough impact there and with
17:17
the injury history, but it could just get
17:19
back to what does happen You took him
17:21
really high. You don't want to give
17:23
up on him this soon He's really young but 90 million
17:25
feels like a big number for somebody that you
17:27
don't even notice sometimes and doesn't even close with
17:30
the closing group For them a lot
17:32
of Cleveland huge win another
17:34
big winner With
17:37
Donovan Mitchell going for three years 150 million
17:40
third-year player option Considering
17:43
so many of us thought that he was gone and
17:46
I do wonder sometimes if we're guilty of just
17:49
We get it from somewhere and then
17:51
the rumor mill can maybe just go in a wheel where
17:53
everybody's just kind of telling each other The same thing that
17:55
they're hearing yet. No one has anything specific about what he's
17:57
going to do And then you were started realize it was
18:00
was cooling that he was just
18:02
going to bounce or demand a trade. And
18:05
we had Nying on who had said he thought
18:07
he was staying. And then I kept pointing out,
18:09
I was like, for a guy that would demand
18:11
and hate the place and want out, he's
18:14
wearing the hat. So that,
18:17
is that a good sign? I think once Bickerstaff was out
18:19
and they brought in Kenny Atkinson, they had a much better
18:21
chance because I don't know that the
18:23
team was responding to
18:26
JB anymore, which happens in coaching. So that
18:28
helped. Um, the
18:30
money helps, which he
18:32
would have gotten anywhere, but the structure of this
18:35
deal works out because the player option, he can
18:37
opt out, uh, in 27. And
18:40
with 10 years of service time, he's
18:43
eligible for a new deal at five years
18:45
and 380 million in 2027. So
18:49
it's not the full length that maybe you
18:51
would hope for, but it puts
18:53
the bed something, uh, so many of
18:56
us thought like, if you go back months ago, a
18:58
lot of us didn't actually think this would
19:00
end up happening because it felt like they
19:03
thought, or all of us thought that Mitchell eventually
19:05
kind of forced his way out of there because Cleveland wasn't
19:07
really his destination to begin with, but now he doesn't want
19:09
to go to Brooklyn because they're terrible.
19:12
Right. And he also, the Knicks,
19:14
there's no spot for him anymore. So
19:16
they all, they obviously have other things to do.
19:19
I still wonder about the Mobley Allen pairing long-term
19:21
and even with Allen being out and kind of
19:23
seeing a better version of Mobley in the playoffs,
19:25
despite losing itself, it's that series that might be
19:27
something. But as far as just what needed to
19:29
be done right now, uh, Cleveland, uh, Cavs
19:33
off season, that was, that was awesome. And
19:35
at least it just feels quiet now, uh,
19:37
on the Mitchell front, Detroit, pretty
19:39
low key, Kade deal, five years back to 226 million
19:41
fine with it. Um,
19:45
it's a bit like the Scotty Barnes conversation
19:47
there a little bit, but I like Kade better,
19:51
but I don't know that there's a huge gap between the two guys.
19:53
Maybe I liked the idea of what Kade could be a
19:56
little bit better than Barnes offensively, but then again,
19:58
some nights, Scotty Barnes has these huge. offensive games
20:00
too. So like, I know that's gonna get turned into
20:02
me not liking him and I do really like him a lot, but as
20:05
much as we could sit here and go like, could
20:07
you just go down a little bit on the average
20:09
annual salary because you're not actually this awesome yet? And
20:11
it's like, no, that's just not the way that it
20:14
works. Added Tim Hardaway for Quentin Grimes, who never really
20:16
got much of a chance for them. I
20:19
don't like that. I know they desperately needed
20:21
to add shooting, but I liked Grimes minutes
20:23
that I saw back with the Knicks and
20:26
they got Wendell Moore for the 53rd pick that
20:29
was Camp Spencer and he never got
20:31
a chance with Minnesota, big athletic wing from Duke, kind
20:33
of liked him out of the draft. So I liked
20:35
that part of it. Tobias Harris, two years full guarantee
20:37
of 52 million. You have that
20:39
much cap space, you're not a good team. Nobody wants
20:41
to go there. Those are the deals you end up
20:43
kind of doing. None of us like it, but I
20:45
totally understand why it happened. The Pacers did their work
20:47
early, right? Like in the post, doing your work early,
20:49
they kept Siakam when the trade happened. I
20:52
remember I had said, okay, but if he's a free agent,
20:54
the Pacers place that he's going to want to stay. As
20:56
soon as I had said on a podcast, somebody reached out
20:58
to me, like he's definitely staying. He is definitely staying. So
21:00
it changed my tune on what that trade was. And
21:03
then the OB top and deal bringing him back, think about
21:05
him, he was dumped for two second rounders in 28 and
21:07
29. And then they
21:09
fit him in perfectly with this fast paced
21:12
athletic Pacers team. And that number is
21:14
really nice for him. And James Wiseman,
21:16
old friend, James Wiseman back in the
21:18
picture, haven't totally given up on him
21:20
yet, probably yet though. Milwaukee,
21:22
I liked Alon Wright, so do a lot of teams.
21:24
This is his ninth one. Golden State,
21:27
I love DeAnthony Melton, AKA Mr.
21:30
Do Something. It's
21:32
his 14, he plays D, he's 26, 37% from three. One
21:36
year at just under $13 million, no brainer. No
21:40
brainer, this guy's good. And Kyle Anderson,
21:42
three years, 27 million, 30
21:44
years non guaranteed on this. He is a
21:46
connector. I do wonder about defensive
21:49
sagging off of him in certain match ups and
21:51
depending on how the minutes are staggered. Is
21:55
that somebody you can play with Draymond? Or is it somebody
21:57
that you never play with Draymond?
22:00
How does that impact some of the
22:02
spacing? Does Golden State have enough spacing now?
22:04
Post clay, because clay still hit
22:06
shots, and it's kind of like when bonds wasn't
22:09
good as last year, people
22:11
still didn't want to throw them strikes. And
22:13
I'm not saying you would ever sag off of clay, but you
22:15
get the point. Like when it's clay Thompson open, you're
22:17
gonna run out there. And look, the numbers are actually still
22:19
pretty good from three anyway, so maybe that's a bad comparison.
22:24
And I just think it's important, I'm gonna
22:26
say this a lot, you cannot
22:28
criticize them for not using the Chris Paul
22:30
$30 million contract, because
22:33
it was gonna become guaranteed if you were traded. Who
22:37
and for what? What team was doing
22:39
that? And who are you getting for
22:41
Chris Paul to be, as much as I love him on
22:43
the other team's roster, for $30 million
22:45
next year? I
22:48
don't think that's a long list. Clippers, a lot to get
22:50
to here. Gotta keep it under 30 minutes.
22:52
Don't know if we'll get there. We spent a
22:55
lot of time on this already. They feel a little Golden
22:57
State-ish, for just
22:59
kind of transitioning out of some of the things and then
23:01
trying to pick up the pieces here. They added Batum, Derrick
23:03
Jones Jr., three years, 30
23:05
million in that Kyle Anderson range.
23:08
I think that one's fully guaranteed though. Kevin Porter Jr.
23:10
getting another chance at a Chris Dunn. Mo
23:12
Bamba. No one
23:15
will ever give up on Mo Bamba. The
23:18
James Harden deal. All right, two years, 70 million.
23:20
The second year, I still think is a player option.
23:22
When it was first reported, it was a player option,
23:24
but now when it's in the salary databases, it says
23:27
guaranteed. So granted, it's guaranteed to
23:29
him if he wants to come back for
23:31
that. I don't know who else is paying James Harden 35 million. I
23:33
don't know where else he's going for that 35 million. Maybe
23:36
it felt like Post Paul George didn't want to screw around
23:39
and they wanted to make sure they brought him
23:41
back. Feels like a really high number for him
23:43
despite the productivity and the salary projections because every
23:45
single statistical model that says, okay, well, this is
23:47
what you are and this is what you're worth.
23:50
I mean, there are some models that said he was worth even more than 35 million
23:52
a year, but the reality of it
23:54
is once Philly was gone, wasn't going to Orlando,
23:56
he wasn't going to Detroit, he wasn't going to
23:58
Charlotte. You know, was there
24:00
a way he was going to go to OKC or
24:02
San Antonio or whatever? So I, you
24:04
know, I've never, I never want
24:07
to be arrogant enough to go. There is no one else
24:09
they're bidding against because there's so many times that we don't
24:11
know all the parts of it. That just felt like a
24:13
high number in this market. So
24:16
the second April part of it with Paul George, as
24:19
we talked about earlier this week, um,
24:22
it really is about the fourth year because if they wanted
24:24
to, I mean, they still were going to give him the
24:26
huge number for the first three years of, of
24:28
whatever they wanted to give him. And I kept thinking about
24:31
Paul George and how impressionable he is and that he wanted
24:33
to go to LA, but it's almost like he felt bad.
24:35
So we didn't want to leave OKC until he was like,
24:37
okay, now you can get me out of OKC once you
24:39
get that extension. And you know
24:41
that indeed is probably working it because he desperately
24:43
needs Paul George and all that stuff. So I
24:45
think that stuff works on Paul George and then the
24:48
free agency meeting where he's wearing an Allen Iverson t-shirt
24:50
and all this stuff. The whole point, like whenever
24:52
I was thinking about this stuff, I started thinking about
24:54
Kawhi and how Kawhi is probably one of
24:56
the worst guys you can have is the other guy to be
24:58
like, Hey dude, let's run this back. Everything will be fine.
25:02
He's like, he'll probably get back to the States and
25:04
go, what happened? Like, oh,
25:06
Mo Bamba, nice to meet you. How long have you been in the league?
25:09
Uh, Lakers a little bit like Denver. There's
25:12
a fair and there's an unfair part of this just because
25:14
they didn't use the future picks to
25:17
find this mysterious third guy, uh, doesn't
25:19
mean they did anything wrong. I
25:21
like the Lakers off season, except for another
25:23
part that we're going to get to here with some of
25:25
the breaking news. So the big three thing, the
25:27
model of it's basically an endangered species. Philly
25:30
has it right now, but
25:32
the big three that we all have almost
25:35
required out of a contender, it doesn't.
25:40
It does. It's just not going to exist as much
25:42
as it used to. Phoenix has a big three right
25:44
now. Right. Um, but
25:46
not wanting to move the picks in 27 and 29 post Anthony Davis. And
25:52
I would imagine at that point post LeBron and
25:55
they, they keep Austin Reeves instead
25:58
of what doing a J'Nante. Murray deal. I
26:02
don't mind the Lakers not doing this. But
26:06
because it's the Lakers, because it's the LeBron's
26:08
timeline, because they got the pick back, once
26:11
the New Orleans part of it was decided, and
26:15
they didn't do anything at the trade deadline. And then
26:17
it's like, okay, well, now they're in control of all these things. So who
26:19
are they adding? Who are they adding? And
26:21
the Trey Young part of it, and
26:24
we'll get to that with Atlanta a little bit later on, it
26:27
would have been exciting. It would have been a
26:29
big headline. It probably would have changed some media
26:31
members like projection on who the Lakers are going
26:33
to be. Because I think Trey Young would make more
26:35
sense of the team that already has established people there than
26:37
him just getting the keys to another franchise. But
26:40
I don't have an issue with them having patience and
26:42
not wanting to move these assets. And I think those are
26:44
real assets with Lakers in 20, seven, 29, because you have
26:46
no idea what this team is going to look like. But
26:49
we got breaking news from Mo just morning LeBron two years,
26:51
$104 million player
26:53
option in the second year. So
26:55
a little less than the full
26:58
of what had been thought he would need
27:00
three years 160 just from the
27:02
Lakers. So a little Boris
27:05
magic on that one. It was like, hey, we only
27:07
paid him $104 million. What a discount.
27:10
However, if the current number projections are accurate on
27:12
this, and this has already been touched on on
27:14
the story in the reporting of this deal, if
27:16
they're $1 million over the second apron because of
27:18
this number, then you
27:20
can't complain if you're LeBron, you cannot
27:23
complain all season long about the lack of
27:25
activity or lack of
27:27
options. Because your contract is the
27:29
reason there's lack of options. Now agents and
27:33
the players side of it say, hey, that's bullshit,
27:35
like figure it out. There's
27:37
not the figuring it out flexibility that
27:39
we always can't like there's times in the years
27:41
past rides a guy, they'll probably just kind of
27:43
figure out third team it because so many
27:45
times that actually ended up being the solution to thinking a
27:48
team had no options. It's like, Oh, actually, they could have
27:50
done this done it. The second apron
27:52
stuff, if this number puts them over the
27:54
second apron, and what if they're not good? What
27:56
if they're six, seven, eighth range or
27:58
something like that? Maybe they're four. I don't
28:00
know, but I'm open to it. But you get
28:02
my point. If it's not really what you'd expect
28:05
or maybe what LeBron expects, but then his
28:07
contract is getting in the way, can he
28:09
actually play the card of the passive aggressive
28:11
team better do something because they haven't done
28:13
anything in a while? So
28:16
that number, it kind of
28:18
needs to come under the second
28:20
apron or you don't get to complain. But
28:22
I also know this, that years passed when LeBron, it
28:25
was like, I should never be taking a pay cut. And I would
28:27
agree with him, okay? But
28:29
now once the other numbers are established and then
28:32
your number is the last number, okay?
28:37
No problem, you got your money. But now you cannot
28:39
go, hey, how come we're not doing anything?
28:43
Phoenix, Royce O'Neil, four years, 44 million. Kind
28:46
of stuck, bird rights trap, bull,
28:49
bull back. Monty Morris, actually thrilled
28:51
for Phoenix to be able to add
28:53
any kind of rotational piece considering their
28:55
own restrictions right now. Sacramento, getting
28:57
Malik Monk back in this market with the
29:00
concern with Orlando, maybe some of the else,
29:02
Paul George's day with the Clippers, is there
29:04
some DeRozan Monk thing that Philadelphia does going
29:06
beyond the number that Sacramento was allowed to
29:08
pay him kind of like the Hartstein rule
29:10
there. It's
29:14
so big for Sacramento because he's such a big part of what
29:16
they do and they know exactly what they're getting. There's not gonna
29:18
be like new guy smell and I'm wondering if he's somewhere else
29:20
if he's gonna get the same kind of output. So
29:23
I love that for them. And then adding Devin
29:26
Carter kind of made Davion Mitchell a
29:28
little redundant. Carter has more offense than
29:30
Mitchell does for a
29:32
different player in Jaylen McDaniels. So
29:36
cool with that. Atlanta, Murray
29:38
out for Dyson Daniels who I still have some stock
29:40
on because I just feel like he's so smart, was
29:42
good defensively, but I just didn't really, he was kind
29:44
of up and down, hurt, and then kind of out
29:47
of the rotation with the Pelicans at
29:49
times. Larry Nance who gives you a different look, but
29:51
a real rotation guy, especially if you want to be
29:53
smaller with a big player. But
29:56
they get the Lakers 25th or excuse me. me
30:00
the first in the in year 25. Um and then the
30:03
worst of the Bucks New Orleans pick
30:05
in 27. So, with the
30:07
Murray, who he is as a
30:09
player and because of the contract, you feel
30:11
like you probably still could have gotten a
30:13
little bit more but I
30:16
think the league likes him. I don't think the league
30:18
loves him and of course,
30:20
there was just no Trey Young Market and I think
30:22
if they had forced themselves in a situation to go,
30:24
okay, we're actually going to do this whatever the package
30:26
was coming back. Hawks
30:30
fans would have gone, are you serious? Might as well just kept
30:32
him and that's kind of
30:34
what I think happened there. Charlotte, Reggie Jackson for
30:37
three second routers. I think all
30:39
unprotected. Exciting. Um
30:41
might be worth something to someone else
30:43
as an on-ball but man, the numbers
30:46
get really bad with him. He's
30:48
basically even a net negative. Um
30:51
and I remember there's this piece of **** media member in
30:53
Detroit that called me out for not liking Reggie Jackson.
30:56
He crossed the line. We'll leave it at
30:58
that. Uh but he did
31:00
play all 82 games last year. They
31:03
just have to figure out who their draft picks are. They
31:05
completely nailed it on Miller. There's a lamello question
31:08
later on. We'll worry about it later. Mark Williams, Salon
31:11
and then you've got this kind of
31:13
Miles Bridges thing lingering where with all
31:15
of his stuff, clearly the market is
31:17
depressed which totally understandable but I
31:19
wondered, I wondered if a good team would
31:21
just go, alright, we'll bring him in because we're already
31:24
kind of good and this makes us even better and
31:26
then that means the fans will just go, oh, this
31:29
guy sucks but our team's a little bit better
31:31
which is kind of what happens. So,
31:34
we'll see what happens there. I don't know if the
31:36
Clippers could do that and Kevin Porter Junior. Um
31:39
that would probably be asking a lot of a
31:41
team to sign off on that. Let's keep flying.
31:43
Miami, Kevin Love and three guys I forgot about.
31:46
Orlando. Alright, a lot of stuff here. They
31:49
signed their own guys with cap space. That's what they were
31:51
gonna do. Oh, didn't
31:53
make it in under 30. That's alright. We're gonna keep going
31:56
here folks. Because
31:58
Orlando's important. KCP, I don't
32:02
know if he's going to be your point
32:04
guard in this, but maybe he and Suggs
32:06
allow you to kind of change who starts
32:08
the attack. And I kind of like not
32:10
having a, I need the ball every single
32:13
time, Raja and Rondo type point guard because
32:15
of Ben Caro. I do not want to
32:17
take the ball out of Ben Caro's hands
32:20
initiating offense. So KCP
32:22
being a non-traditional guy who's also
32:24
comfortable off the ball, I
32:27
think is a big win. I think
32:29
you're adding another defensive guy to what is
32:31
an incredible group here defensively. Bataze,
32:33
three years, 25 million,
32:35
maybe a little high for him. Gary
32:37
Harris, two years, 14 million. Mo Wagner, two years,
32:39
22 million. Valenciunas is setting
32:42
the market at 10 or the Jaden Smith
32:44
deal, we're talking about at nine. That's
32:46
kind of where these players are going. I think 11 for
32:49
Mo Wagner is totally reasonable. But Jonathan Isaac
32:51
deals a little weird. It's five years, 84 million.
32:54
His career he's played per season, 27 games, 75 games, 34
32:56
games, zero games, zero games, 11
33:00
games, and then 58, where we all fell in love with
33:02
them all over again, because he became
33:04
this defensive freak, which I know he
33:06
always kind of was, but now it
33:08
was like really crazy offensively. I
33:11
don't know that there's going to be anything there. The
33:13
problem is it happened. The good
33:15
season happened right as he
33:18
was going into the final year of a contract. There was
33:20
a non-guaranteed number at like 17, 18 million dollars. So
33:23
basically they just kind of reset the whole thing,
33:26
keep him at the same average annual salary. But
33:29
it just, with his injury history, as
33:31
much as we all loved it last year, it
33:33
feels like a big
33:36
commitment. But maybe some of these guys
33:38
that are still young, south of 20 million annually,
33:40
is the new
33:43
kind of normal for a
33:45
guy where you're like, yeah, you know, he's all right.
33:47
We pay him 18 million bucks a year. The
33:50
Wizards, they trade. Avdia, we already
33:52
mentioned. Valenschün
33:54
is, maybe it's to help with
33:56
SAR. I don't think mentor,
33:59
when I think Valenschün is. Eunice, I
34:01
have no information on that. Maybe,
34:03
maybe it's just protecting SARA
34:05
a little bit, depending on how you
34:08
wanna use him, because it feels like he's more pick and
34:10
pop, which is also a little bit like Valence Eunice. They've
34:13
got three more years of pool, which is great if you
34:15
are a tanking team. They have
34:18
the Kuzma asset, Brogdon
34:20
now on the roster as an asset potentially, and then
34:22
they get the Ties Jones situation as an unrestricted free
34:24
agent. I love Ties Jones, I do, so I don't
34:26
know if there's a sign and trade in there. Dallas,
34:28
so think of it this way. You
34:31
move out, Derek Jones Jr., who was a
34:33
revelation for them defensively, but just not a
34:35
safe bet offensively. If you got it one
34:37
night, great. You didn't get the pencil in
34:39
for the next night. Tim Hardaway, who
34:42
was totally on the outs there. So
34:44
you move that out for Clay Thompson
34:48
and Najee Marshall, who I love, and
34:51
I'm telling you, there's a little bit
34:53
of like, hey, they got
34:55
crimes out of that. So Clay
34:58
off the ball, whatever you
35:00
think of Clay, Clay off the ball
35:02
in how Dallas runs their offense is
35:07
so much better than
35:09
what they've already had. It
35:12
really is. I mean, beyond the Kyrie,
35:14
Luca part of it. So I love it
35:17
for them, and I love that Najee can run your
35:19
offense, play defense. I mean, he just do a lot
35:21
of different things. I don't know that the stats are
35:23
gonna wow you, but when you watch him, he's just
35:25
comfortable in a bunch of different scenarios. Houston,
35:27
we already talked about the Brooklyn part of it
35:30
with the picks getting them back, but Phoenix 27
35:32
and 29, I love those picks. And
35:35
you didn't really get to keep Brooklyn's picks
35:38
in the tanking version of it because they weren't gonna do the Bridges part
35:40
unless they were back in control of their stuff. And
35:42
a little love for AJ Griffin. The
35:45
lottery questions about him were about his injury
35:47
history, not his actual playing ability. In Atlanta,
35:49
he just got stuck. You get stuck behind
35:51
all these other guys. So I
35:54
think it's totally worth a flyer on
35:56
him because he's really not had much of a
35:58
chance to even play Aaron Holiday back. two years,
36:00
10 million. Memphis holding
36:02
pattern for Ja, Zach Edie stuff. Zach Edie is going to
36:04
put up some numbers and some games and it's going to
36:06
be kind of funny because it's going to turn into like,
36:08
whoa, thought everybody thought this guy and
36:11
it's like, well, no, it's just what are you going to
36:13
actually want to be as a basketball team? And if you're
36:15
playing E with Ja, what's happening
36:17
to some of his driving? New
36:20
Orleans, two more teams. Dejante
36:22
Murray, it does make him better. Dyson,
36:27
maybe him being included with the other two picks feels like
36:29
you're getting three picks if you're Atlanta. So now
36:31
it's Herb Jones, Murphy, and Murray. I think
36:33
Dejante Murray has this awesome defensive rep though.
36:35
I didn't see it last year in Atlanta.
36:37
I think Hawks fans and Quinn Snyder would
36:39
agree. So maybe he was just so
36:41
frustrated with Atlanta. I think he was really frustrated with the
36:43
Trae Young part of it. And
36:46
now he's somewhere else. So now he's a little bit now
36:49
he's locking in a little bit more and you're not looking
36:51
to be a defensive stopper with the wing stuff that you
36:53
have on top of everything else. So
36:56
it gets them away from the small, small guard
36:59
back court thing that they could run into a
37:01
little bit. But I also think
37:03
Zion should get point guard possessions because
37:05
it's still when he's at his best ball on
37:07
his hand side attack gets
37:10
a little momentum. I've yet to see
37:12
anybody solve that one because he's actually a pretty good
37:14
passer out of it too. But I think whatever the
37:16
talent level was for New Orleans prior to the day
37:18
to the Murray trade, obviously, it is higher the day
37:20
after and the best for last Chris
37:22
Paul, the San Antonio Spurs. And
37:27
maybe a trade piece if they want to. Okay,
37:30
I want to bring in Saruti because
37:33
we've got the magic did a lot of different things here. And
37:36
look, if you have one or two or whatever
37:38
of a few things that I said there that
37:40
you very disagree on, but let's start with the
37:42
magic and give you the floor
37:44
concert. Yeah, you know, one
37:46
of the teams of the cap space and everyone's I
37:48
think everybody excited about the Paul George thing. I never
37:50
really fell into that trap. You know, it was fun
37:52
to play around with on Twitter, but I think it
37:54
was just good to be back in the next again
37:56
with good players who potentially want to play there because
37:58
theoretically in Florida. They throw it around there
38:01
no state tax, but it is a thing is that tax on there.
38:03
Yeah, what's up? I've heard
38:05
you ever heard that before. Yeah, it's a it's fun. Um,
38:07
I It's just good
38:09
to be back in the mix with some of these
38:11
guys that are big names that actually want to play
38:14
major Relevant competent franchise again after a good season to
38:16
have a good offseason like this where you're in the
38:18
mix That's that's kind of all I could ask for.
38:20
I like the KCP deal. I it's probably a straight
38:22
overpay But he's a clear
38:24
upgrade on Gary Harris And I think
38:26
nobody's happier than Bill because Bill I think was the
38:28
most mad I've ever seen anyone at one player during
38:30
a playoff Series was he was that mad at Gary
38:32
Harris last year? I think Gary Harris
38:34
got a little too much flack. He didn't shoot well
38:36
in that series, but he was still good defensively But
38:38
KCP he's kind of like the perfect
38:41
guy that you need if you're not getting like a
38:43
bona fide dude star type player So, you know, you
38:45
probably do the fronds extension We'll see what Suggs gets
38:47
and Paula takes another step and I think they have
38:49
the fifth best odds in the East this year I
38:51
like where we're at. What do you think of
38:53
the Isaac deal? I Hear what you're saying
38:57
but And like
38:59
there were times last year I think in was it in the
39:01
playoffs I forget there was a torch the end of the regular
39:03
season where he like pop he did something to his knee and
39:05
you're like Oh, here we go. It was fun for a couple
39:07
weeks and then this is it you're
39:10
probably gonna have that for every single
39:12
season of whatever the rest of this contract is but
39:14
I Genuinely, I said this last
39:16
offseason people laughed at me, but I he's
39:18
a genuine defensive player of the year candidate He
39:20
is he could potentially be the single best defensive
39:23
player in the league Maybe not named when be
39:25
just because of all the crazy stuff you
39:27
could do But I mean Isaac is a
39:29
true can guard all five positions guy and is
39:31
a havoc reaker. So I Think
39:35
he had to bring him back. I don't know what the numbers were
39:37
I'm not I don't know like you would probably know better than me
39:39
Were there other teams that would have given them that I
39:41
think he probably would want to stay there I think he seems to like
39:43
it there and that's the thing about this magic team is they
39:45
all like each other man It's like a could it's
39:47
like a good high school college team vibe and I'm
39:49
glad they brought mo back because mo is awesome It's
39:52
a great number My only thing is
39:54
they have a lot of dudes. They just have too many guys
39:56
So I wonder if there's like a trade coming. I mean, I'd
39:58
love marketing too much. Yep Well,
40:00
I not not too much debt. Well, I guess they
40:03
have a lot of young guys. What's Jed Howard gonna do?
40:05
They really like him. He didn't play really at all last
40:07
year. I like you really like black Well,
40:10
yeah, of course. I mean this goes back to your hey, they drafted
40:12
him after one year. They're not gonna be actually we screwed up What's
40:14
that? Let's get rid of this guy But
40:17
I like Anthony black. I thought he should have played more last year But
40:19
you know if you're if who's he playing
40:21
at I think you know, that's why I think
40:23
it's that Cleveland thing Are
40:26
they gonna is Garland gonna be okay with Mitchell coming back?
40:28
This didn't seem like he was at the end of last
40:30
season and if and if Mitchell's there Does
40:33
that make garland potentially available if I'm the magic?
40:35
That's the number one guy I'm going after Yeah,
40:37
I think using the caps based on their own guys
40:39
They're really like knowing that I mean
40:41
who do they pass on right unless they wanted
40:43
to add to Rosen to it But I know
40:46
this the rose that was gonna be fascinating like we'll
40:48
see Where he actually ends up
40:50
and all this because apparently he doesn't want to
40:53
go back to Chicago after the Caruso thing But
40:55
it's only landing spot does he okay, but what
40:57
if it's like, okay, where else
41:00
words you're gonna go dude Unless he just
41:02
won years at some back to San Antonio, but but
41:04
look at that age Maybe
41:06
maybe San Antonio would do it because look
41:09
they were pretty proactive about like being happy
41:11
to have them Drosan has extended this beyond
41:13
because he's he's not this modern player
41:15
So there were kind of doubts about him and
41:18
going to Chicago. I mean it was a complete slam
41:20
dunk and it'd been a great deal on their part
41:22
and it wasn't like highly praised when they did it
41:24
at the time, but I This
41:27
LeBron second apron thing is fucking crazy though
41:30
crazier than the Bronnie James
41:32
contract What do
41:34
you get four years guaranteed? Almost
41:37
a million dollars second round pick. Hey, man
41:40
Happy for you funny. Imagine a Bronnie's good. Like
41:42
what if I hope he's good develops. Yeah Yeah,
41:46
I'm not rooting against the kid It's just man like they just
41:48
keep these stories keep coming out one after
41:50
another and you're like man This
41:52
is I think my favorite favorite part though of
41:55
some of the Bronnie coverage And I thought it
41:57
was pretty fair about all of the pieces that
41:59
go into it is if
42:01
you had to give me
42:03
like, I don't know if a mock draft would
42:05
be the right thing or if there was just
42:07
a back and forth snake draft with somebody else.
42:09
If I had to pick the media members that
42:11
somehow love nepotism all of a sudden, that also
42:13
think that, oh boy, Haitlin Clark shouldn't be on
42:15
the Olympic team. I just,
42:17
I could just go like, okay, you'll say
42:20
this. And then you'll say, and
42:22
look, making the Lakers as the 55th pick is
42:24
not the same as being on the Olympic team.
42:26
And I don't know enough about women's hoops to
42:28
fully like break it down. Although I caught some
42:30
of the fever and aces last night. Whoa,
42:32
flight back. Yeah, I caught a lot of it. It
42:35
was on. Well, I'll admit I was shoulder
42:37
watching because the person next to
42:39
me had it on and I was watching
42:41
Merrick Kingstown. And then I
42:44
caught myself like watching possessions and watching it over
42:46
and over again. I was like, oh, okay. So
42:50
I would like, I don't know if that draft exists
42:52
and it would probably hurt. I just was weird
42:54
that all of a sudden people, some
42:56
people were like, no, no, nepotism is awesome now. Oh,
42:59
is it? Or let me tell you
43:01
why this isn't nepotism. That's
43:04
a good one too. The mental gymnastics of some
43:06
of this stuff. And here's the thing, I don't care. I like
43:08
the Brian's in the league. I think you do too. I don't
43:11
have any, I really don't actually have an issue with it at
43:13
all, but like, let's just call it what it is. It's okay.
43:15
It's all right, guys. Yeah, yeah.
43:18
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45:28
He's made a lot of Pro Bowls even more
45:30
impressive. He's made a lot of all pro teams
45:32
and he's from the Philadelphia Eagles. And he's a
45:34
vet now. It's Lane Johnson. What's up? What's
45:36
going on, man? Yeah, training camps right
45:38
around the corner. So getting in
45:41
shape the best I can and seeing
45:43
the family. So getting ready. Okay,
45:46
and I say a vet because you know, people can talk
45:48
about how the Kelsey's gone, you know, Lane's gonna have to
45:50
be the guy and everything. But you've been in the league
45:52
now a bunch of years. I just wonder
45:54
how athletes operate in the off
45:56
season, everybody's different. Do you
45:59
go okay, this year I I want to do this or
46:01
I need to change this up or I actually need to
46:03
keep it the same. Like how do you approach this time
46:05
doing the work before the work? Uh,
46:07
yeah. So I think the all season is
46:09
probably the most important, um, you know, thing
46:11
that translates to the season. So for me,
46:13
I got to be strong. Uh,
46:16
I got to be quick and I need to be
46:18
flexible. So all those things
46:20
I'll work on usually Mondays and Tuesdays
46:22
are like a max effort, like 90%,
46:25
um, you know, lower body lifts, upper
46:27
body lifts. And then Wednesdays is
46:29
like conditioning. I do conditioning on, um,
46:32
um, the other days as well, but different
46:34
solid and Thursdays and Fridays are more like
46:36
speed, uh, focused. So lighter
46:38
weights, uh, moving it fast. And so
46:41
do that. I do
46:43
a lot of arm field drills, um, a
46:45
lot of barefoot stuff. So yeah, for me,
46:47
it's, uh, you know, constantly assessing if I'm
46:49
watching my film is, you know, my struggle
46:52
with power, um, you know, do I need
46:54
to improve this and prove that? So I
46:56
just kind of pick apart, uh, kind of
46:59
how I'm feeling from the previous season. But
47:01
it's worked out well. I know one thing for me that
47:04
you got to be strong to play and hold up
47:06
in the trenches. Um, you know,
47:08
and as you get older, um, you
47:10
know, you might lose a little bit, but you
47:12
can make up with, with timing and knowledge.
47:14
Uh, but for me though, I feel good. I
47:16
don't feel like I've lost a whole lot.
47:18
Um, you know, if any, if for me, it's,
47:21
it's really about short area quickness. So long as
47:23
you don't lose that, I mean, for me,
47:25
I have to be fast and
47:27
short box. So,
47:30
uh, that helps. Yeah. I think that's
47:32
always been one of the most impressive things about you is
47:34
even going back to the draft, you're like, okay, this guy
47:36
is a freak. And you know, it's
47:38
one thing to be a great athlete growing up. It's
47:40
another thing to be somebody that stands out physically and
47:43
athletically on a football field with a
47:45
thousand plus other guys. Uh, when
47:47
you're trying to maintain that, but
47:49
you just said, maybe I can make up for it
47:51
with something else, but as people
47:53
get older, you can still get stronger, but
47:56
you worry about that quickness. Like how
47:58
are you able to maintain? as
48:00
close as you possibly can to a guy that's, you
48:02
know, a younger player in the league? I
48:05
believe you got to train it. I think your body adapts.
48:08
And as you get older, you become smarter.
48:10
But a lot of it is your body's going to adapt
48:12
to the stress that you put on it. So for me,
48:14
it's about, you know, plyometrics, you
48:17
know, is a big part of what I do. So kind
48:20
of being elastic, you know, there's times to
48:22
be rigid and have to really engulf a
48:24
person. And there's times we have to be
48:27
fluid. So for me, you know, I
48:29
train, you know, year round. And for
48:31
me, it's like, you know, competing with
48:33
my numbers, you know,
48:35
not really anybody else. I train really
48:38
alone. And so
48:40
for me, I have numbers that I've,
48:42
you know, previously said the years
48:44
before. And so I'm constantly competing
48:46
with that. And then, yeah, for me,
48:49
I've been, you know, ever since I've had ankle surgery
48:51
on my left ankle, for
48:54
me doing a lot of barefoot stuff and
48:56
really training that, I think what you'll
48:58
find is whenever you do some barefoot, you really
49:00
run on your forefoot instead
49:02
of a heel strike. And so I think
49:05
a lot of damage done is from like
49:07
inefficiencies, you know, we wear footwear and your
49:09
heel striking instead of running on your forefoot
49:12
absorbing the force correctly. It's
49:14
getting translated in a
49:16
bad way when you're heel striking. So when I
49:18
do barefoot stuff, it's all forefoot. And after you
49:20
get done doing it after a few days, your
49:23
legs feel, you know, your calves,
49:25
your quads, everything is, you
49:28
can tell that it's working differently. If
49:30
you go back to last year, coming off of
49:33
just an awesome Super Bowl, which I know
49:35
is tough, but it's
49:37
looking at the rest of the NSC and
49:39
thinking like who can compete with this talent
49:41
on this Eagles roster and Hertz clearly being
49:43
like the number one guy in the NSC
49:45
at the position. You start 10-1. I know
49:47
you've probably had to talk about this a
49:49
million times. Did you even with that great
49:51
record start, did it feel different? Did
49:54
it feel like, I know what our record is,
49:56
but this just doesn't feel the same as last
49:58
year. Yeah. Really,
54:00
I mean, we were obviously very serious players
54:02
together, but when
54:04
we weren't playing, you know,
54:07
we kept it real light, a lot of
54:09
laughter and just a lot of fun. You
54:11
know, I think what I appreciated about Kelsoimos
54:13
was how passionate he was about
54:15
it, the game of football, how
54:17
much it meant to him. You know, I was seeing
54:20
blow a gasket if he didn't tell the game plan
54:22
was right on Wednesday. So you know,
54:24
when you see guys that care about the game that
54:26
much and you know that they care about performing
54:29
well and being a good
54:31
teammate, I think that, you know,
54:33
speaks volumes about a person. And so yeah,
54:35
for me, man, it's really about laughing. I
54:37
mean, usually when I'm around him, we're having
54:40
a good time. Yeah, I mean,
54:42
everybody raves about him. Anybody that I know that
54:44
spent time with him or played with him just
54:46
absolutely loves the guy. You
54:48
said though, like him not liking maybe where you
54:50
are on a Wednesday and knowing
54:52
because of his role, he has to
54:54
kind of let everybody know. Is that
54:57
something because you read about some of the previous
54:59
is like, Oh, the means the lanes going to have to
55:01
start doing it. If it's not the way you want to
55:03
do it, or it's not in your personality, then it's
55:05
actually it doesn't work the way it would work for
55:07
somebody else. Do you think about that in your responsibility?
55:10
Yeah, I think you have to be yourself. Nothing
55:12
to be forced. People are going to see
55:14
through that. But for me, I've always
55:16
been the vocal guy in my meeting room, you know,
55:19
in the building when we have meetings
55:22
or, you know, there's lots of times where
55:24
I break guys down in the tunnel. But
55:27
for me, that's more game day, you know,
55:29
part of the show. But
55:31
for me, I've always been vocal. I've always
55:33
been, you know,
55:35
tight with my teammates. A lot of
55:38
it is keep it smiles in
55:40
people's faces, train hard, you know,
55:42
all the time, you
55:44
know, take it serious. But you know, also enjoy
55:47
the life that you're living. And
55:49
for me, yeah, I like
55:51
to I think doing the work and
55:53
being in early, that type of stuff
55:56
can speak a lot more than than
55:58
what words can. So actually. I
56:01
think, you know, all known is just how
56:03
you have a routine and stick to it.
56:07
Your quarterback Jalen is just really good at
56:09
kind of like presenting him say
56:12
he feels like he's been in the league forever just
56:14
the way he carries himself. And he's so good at
56:16
it, Lane, that if I didn't know better, I'd be
56:19
like, man, is this just guy so good
56:21
at knowing exactly how he's supposed to sound. But
56:24
I just remember with him at
56:26
Bama and losing the job to the way he
56:28
handled that knowing it's a massive disappointment, but he's
56:30
got a microphone in his face right after a
56:32
game. I was
56:34
like, this guy's just different. He's just different in how
56:36
he's able to kind of control his emotions and all
56:38
that kind of stuff. What do you see for
56:41
a dude that, you know, is basically the face of
56:43
the franchise in the city like Philadelphia?
56:46
Yeah, I think he's, you know, mostly mature.
56:48
You know, he grew up around football. His
56:50
dad was a coach. So he's
56:52
been around the game for, you know,
56:54
a long time. And so he's seen, you
56:57
know, what's good leadership,
56:59
what's not, you know, what
57:01
words need to be said, what
57:04
actions need to be taken. You
57:06
know, he faces criticism because obviously plays
57:08
in Philly, but just the quarterback position
57:10
in general was the most polarizing position
57:13
in sports. So, but
57:15
I think how he works, how
57:18
he battles, you know, he's gained a lot of
57:20
respect from his teammates and around the league. And
57:23
yeah, I think it really started from
57:25
that spot there with the national championship
57:28
game. There's, you know, lots of guys you can obviously
57:30
imagine they would have taken a different route
57:32
if they got in the microphone. So
57:36
I think it showed emotional intelligence, maturity
57:38
at early age, and sometimes
57:40
his quietness and his statements, you know,
57:42
might be too little for people and
57:44
they might take it as a
57:46
thing of arrogance. But when
57:48
you really get to know who Jaylen is and what
57:51
kind of person he is, he really cares
57:53
a lot about his teammates, the
57:55
game, and, you know, and I think
57:57
he has taken steps to really assault.
58:01
you know, be more open to some
58:03
of his guys. You know, I think that's
58:05
gone a long way, but, you know, he
58:07
hears criticism, and for me, but I've noticed
58:10
through it all, he doesn't, he
58:12
doesn't waver. There's never a time where I've seen him
58:14
rattled or, you know, really
58:16
anything. So very stoic and, you
58:19
know, how he approaches everything. And for me, you
58:21
know, that's how you got to be to make it
58:23
in this league. You have to bend when
58:25
you have to and be
58:27
strong when you have to. How hurt was
58:29
he last year? Oh, I
58:33
mean, he never, nothing was
58:35
ever sad in a
58:37
meeting or anything. I think
58:40
he took a shot, the
58:42
helmet to the thigh. I forgot what game it
58:44
was earlier in the year, and I think he had
58:46
a deep bone bruise. And so anybody that's
58:48
had that, it's
58:51
difficult to do a lot of stuff with it,
58:54
for his mobility. And so,
58:56
yeah, I think that may have hindered him early. Through
58:59
mid-season. Now, speaking of playing
59:01
her, I remember there was
59:03
one game, I think
59:05
we didn't know if you would be active the entire
59:07
week. It was a groin injury, right? Yeah,
59:11
I tore it in Dallas. I
59:13
tore both of them. So, all right.
59:16
I mean, it's just horrifying even to think about, but
59:18
then to play offensive tackle. I
59:22
noticed it wasn't so much the
59:24
starting as it was the stopping, right?
59:27
Yeah. Like, how do you
59:29
play with both of your
59:31
groins torn? Well, I had
59:33
the surgery, and the initial weeks
59:36
after were obviously painful, but
59:38
once, or what I'm
59:41
saying after the tear, not the surgery, that
59:43
I really didn't hurt as bad as what
59:45
you think. I think muscles started compensating,
59:47
and maybe those muscles were strong
59:49
in the first place. Obviously, my groins are weak. They
59:52
tore, so I had some compensation going on.
59:55
I think the hardest hit for me was
59:58
the first one against New York because... That
1:00:00
was the first time I had to be tested
1:00:03
really for my cable rush. You know, obviously I
1:00:05
was practicing, but to take a bull
1:00:07
rush with pads on and to feel
1:00:09
that so that first initial plays was like,
1:00:11
Oh, okay. That's my testing ground. And so
1:00:13
yeah, I can feel it. But the
1:00:16
New York game was the toughest game for me. And then,
1:00:18
uh, 49ers didn't feel as bad
1:00:21
Superbowl didn't feel bad. Uh, there was one
1:00:24
play towards the end. I don't
1:00:26
know if it was the extra point. We went for
1:00:28
two. Uh, but I
1:00:30
went left and I just felt
1:00:32
obviously whatever scar tissues started healing
1:00:34
up, just rip. And I was,
1:00:36
I was going fuck man. If we go into overtime, it's there
1:00:40
might be somebody going in and the Superbowl was like, Hey,
1:00:43
uh, but the, oh, the New
1:00:45
York game. And then the Superbowl is
1:00:47
only times that I felt anything in
1:00:49
the Superbowl felt good. The whole game except for the
1:00:51
end of that end of it,
1:00:53
the two point version, uh, the surgery,
1:00:55
yeah, it was painful. Uh, basically it's,
1:00:57
they described as like, you're getting a
1:00:59
C-section. So, um, a
1:01:02
lot of respect for all the mothers out there had to
1:01:04
go to that. Uh, but
1:01:06
yeah, I mean, I wasn't as in as
1:01:08
excruciating pain from, um, you
1:01:11
know, really the New York giants game on this, like my
1:01:14
muscles compensated, sounds worse than it is
1:01:16
from a filling aspect. I didn't feel
1:01:18
it, uh, too much. So,
1:01:22
um, crazy to hear the
1:01:24
surgery obviously was difficult, but after the
1:01:26
initial tear, it's like whatever was compensating,
1:01:28
I wasn't in too much pain. Were
1:01:31
you worried about re-aggravating in a WrestleMania?
1:01:34
Uh, no. Uh, you know,
1:01:36
I think obviously I didn't want to
1:01:38
be as, I didn't want to be too physical
1:01:40
out there and, and, and do something stupid, you
1:01:43
know, I would love to, but yeah.
1:01:45
Let me just interrupt like, because
1:01:47
only because yeah, right. Like I know you're not going to get
1:01:50
hurt at it, but when that ask
1:01:52
comes in, how does that happen? Uh,
1:01:56
yeah, it was, uh, you know,
1:01:58
something that we obviously talked about for. for
1:02:00
a couple of years, but I
1:02:03
got the opportunity, Kel's got the opportunity, and then
1:02:06
Kel said the idea to
1:02:08
go to Monster Factory and try to film
1:02:10
like our week leading up to the
1:02:12
wrestling match. So we actually went to
1:02:14
Monster Factory, you know,
1:02:17
learned the intros, you know, we had to
1:02:19
do our own intros, our own characters, had
1:02:21
to do the ropes. And I think
1:02:24
the first thing that popped
1:02:26
out to me was that those ropes are
1:02:28
still cable. It's not like Spongy Springs that
1:02:30
guys are springing off of those things mess
1:02:32
up your back. So I was
1:02:34
like, man, these guys doing all these years and
1:02:38
having to feel this. So much
1:02:40
respect to them. And really, yeah, I
1:02:42
mean, going into it, didn't know what
1:02:44
to expect, not a whole lot
1:02:46
said, but got
1:02:48
an obviously a chance to wrestle Rey Mysterio
1:02:51
and Dom Mysterio. So yeah,
1:02:53
it was cool. It's one of those things that,
1:02:56
you know, always watched as a kid and always
1:02:59
had admiration for. So yeah,
1:03:01
man, it's a big business
1:03:05
and yeah, they got to be on it all the time.
1:03:07
So it was amazing. I know
1:03:09
that you're starting up the mastermind summit.
1:03:11
That's in mid July in Frisco, Texas,
1:03:14
it's going to be 300 plus NFL
1:03:16
and college offensive lineman. And
1:03:20
you get a Hall of Fame panel and all this
1:03:22
stuff. Like what motivated you to try to do something
1:03:24
like this a little bit later in your career? Yeah,
1:03:27
I think Vaughn Miller was kind of the genesis of all the, you know,
1:03:31
getting guys together into one room
1:03:33
and discussing ball. But
1:03:35
for me, it was my partner now that
1:03:37
Duke Manny Weather reached out after
1:03:40
one of the top 100 interviews and said,
1:03:43
we should start something. Obviously he trained
1:03:45
guys in Frisco, has been
1:03:47
training NFL guys for years.
1:03:50
And our first year we had about 20 guys
1:03:52
in, you know, we didn't really
1:03:54
know what we were doing, but we knew the idea.
1:03:57
And each year we just progressed.
1:03:59
You know, we obviously got into
1:04:01
better topics, you know, the training,
1:04:03
the nutrition, how we
1:04:06
attack the run game, the past game. And then we started
1:04:09
adding the hall of fame panel and
1:04:11
guys that had just done it at, you know, the
1:04:13
best of the best for anybody that's ever played in
1:04:16
the league. And I think that attracted
1:04:18
obviously college guys to come in and you know,
1:04:20
you can, you can learn a lot
1:04:22
from these guys and gain a lot of wisdom in a
1:04:24
short amount of time, but just having those guys in the
1:04:26
room on the microphone and
1:04:30
dial in how these guys tacked the game.
1:04:32
And obviously you can hear the intensity and
1:04:34
passion in these guys'
1:04:36
voices and you can kind of understand, okay, I see
1:04:38
why this guy was such a good player when
1:04:41
you hear his mentality and really how
1:04:43
he approached the game of football. So,
1:04:46
but it's really just a tight brotherhood. I think the
1:04:48
O-line position is really unique because,
1:04:51
you know, we're all working together. We're all doing
1:04:53
the same job, not a whole lot
1:04:55
of notoriety. So it's not a huge
1:04:58
ego, you know, I think
1:05:00
group. So we have, when
1:05:02
you guys get in the room and select, you
1:05:04
know, we've been watching everybody else on film and
1:05:06
you get on this kind of like a long
1:05:08
lost brothers convention. You
1:05:10
know, obviously we live in the lifestyles. We watch your
1:05:13
tape guys around the league
1:05:15
week in a week out. And so I think
1:05:17
it's unique. So unique
1:05:19
experience. I think the timing is really good right
1:05:21
before training camp, just keep it fresh
1:05:23
in guys' minds. So it's really, really been
1:05:25
cool. A lot of fun. Okay. Multiple
1:05:27
choice for you here. This is an
1:05:30
easy one. Toughest to go up against
1:05:32
teammate or former teammate in drills. So
1:05:35
we'll go with active guy, Jordan Davis. We'll go
1:05:37
Hassan Redick or Chris Long. Jordan
1:05:40
Davis, man, tough guy to move.
1:05:43
Yeah, out of those three, if I'm
1:05:46
just drive blocking past blocking,
1:05:48
yeah, long as he's at D tackle, I'll
1:05:50
be fine. He's running from 10 yards out
1:05:52
of the four seven, whatever
1:05:54
you ran the combine, it'd be hard to stop. But
1:05:58
no, I was, I mean, I remember going to against
1:06:00
Chris earlier in my career, or about to go against
1:06:02
him, I think he was injured, but I've never watched
1:06:04
a tape of him just annihilating guys, and obviously, I
1:06:07
think his son made me a lot better, just
1:06:09
for this different, you know, every rusher has
1:06:11
a different style, so his lateral quickness
1:06:13
is unique, and
1:06:16
really, yeah, for me, I think it helped me a
1:06:18
lot the past two years. But
1:06:20
these guys, kind of different stages of my career, Chris,
1:06:22
I feel like got me a whole lot better. Chris
1:06:24
and BJ, it was suit primarily, who
1:06:26
went against me in practice, and
1:06:29
so, yeah, I mean, Chris had
1:06:31
a lot of strength, man. These
1:06:33
lower half is obviously, you
1:06:36
can see the Howie Long genetics. Yeah,
1:06:39
this is a guy that can run around you and then run
1:06:41
through you. And so, and
1:06:43
Annie played at a very high pace, so,
1:06:47
but Jordan Davis, if I had to dry block somebody, it'd
1:06:49
be very tough. So, because
1:06:52
you have so many Georgia guys, and this may
1:06:54
sound like a stupid question, but I promise I'll land the plane
1:06:57
here a little bit. But there's so many
1:06:59
football players on a roster. You're all
1:07:01
from different parts of the country. You all
1:07:03
have different backgrounds, right? So then when you
1:07:05
look at the Georgia guys, you're
1:07:07
like, well, do all the Georgia guys hang around?
1:07:10
And then as much as I, like
1:07:13
Chris was one of my favorite guys, but sometimes
1:07:15
I think he wishes he was from like Mississippi
1:07:18
and not Virginia. And then I'll hear
1:07:20
you talk lane, and all I can think about is
1:07:22
like, granted, I wasn't gonna be 300 pounds, and
1:07:24
as fast as you, I'm like, what would the
1:07:27
Texas version of me be? And there's also another
1:07:29
thing that I've noticed, I've gotten older, is that
1:07:31
no one from the South really ever thinks, I
1:07:33
wonder what I'd be like if I were from
1:07:35
Connecticut or Massachusetts, but Northern guys are really enamored
1:07:38
with, maybe it's too much Yellowstone, I don't know
1:07:40
what's going on. Like, what would
1:07:42
I be like if I grew up in Texas,
1:07:44
or would I just be like a
1:07:47
shithead frat kid in the SEC, but
1:07:49
his family came from like Evan Roode money. Whenever
1:07:52
I think about the clicks on a team,
1:07:55
is it tough geographically to break in at
1:07:57
the beginning? Oh, I mean,
1:07:59
I think that. Initially, just
1:08:02
coming in league, people were kind of in
1:08:05
shell shock, obviously, that they're there in the
1:08:07
first place. But for us, I think it
1:08:09
takes time. But really what I see, like
1:08:11
far as people hanging out, it's more position
1:08:14
groups, not from a part of
1:08:16
the region or from, it's more position groups.
1:08:18
So usually, D-LIMET and defense are eating together,
1:08:20
O-LIMET or even with the tight
1:08:22
ends and quarterbacks. But
1:08:25
Chris was one of those guys that he would go
1:08:27
to different, seemed like every male, he would
1:08:29
go to a different, obviously,
1:08:32
group. That's what made him so fun. But
1:08:35
yeah, that's what I noticed, I think just in
1:08:37
general, football, most of the time, you're spending all
1:08:39
your time with your position group anyway. You're let
1:08:42
out of the meetings the same time. Sometimes the
1:08:44
offense, they stay there next to 30 minutes. So
1:08:46
that's kind of the reason too, just because you're
1:08:49
on the same time schedule. Yeah, I
1:08:51
mean, that's the right answer. But it is a
1:08:53
great point about Chris. Very rarely have I ever
1:08:55
seen a guy kind of jump
1:08:58
from one group to the next
1:09:00
and everybody be excited. Yeah,
1:09:02
he was, yeah, just what you
1:09:04
said, he loves the, I
1:09:07
think he loves the idea of, obviously,
1:09:09
lives in Montana, but he loves kind
1:09:12
of the, I think, mystique of the,
1:09:14
obviously, the South isn't as populated or
1:09:16
at least the Western part of the
1:09:18
United States. It's like
1:09:20
20% of the population besides the coast where it
1:09:22
has the most. I
1:09:25
think it's a part of the world where not a
1:09:27
whole lot is going on. Yeah, you do have your
1:09:30
people with status and money,
1:09:32
but those are few and far between.
1:09:34
So you just see ordinary people.
1:09:37
They don't care about who you are or what
1:09:40
you have. It's more of a, I guess, how
1:09:42
you treat a mutual respect thing. But
1:09:45
yes, it's pretty slow paced out here
1:09:47
in Oklahoma, Texas, Montana, where
1:09:49
Chris is at. What
1:09:51
I like about it is just you
1:09:54
have more, I don't feel like you're
1:09:56
obviously in as a confined space to
1:09:58
some cities. So
1:10:01
it's pretty free range a lot more land and
1:10:03
for me, I love spending time outside You
1:10:07
know fishing whatever but being outside is
1:10:09
a must Lane really
1:10:11
appreciate the time man and congrats and
1:10:13
and have fun later this month Yeah,
1:10:16
I'm excited for everybody back to work. But
1:10:19
yeah, I know we're ready and Hopefully
1:10:21
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1:10:24
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I was surprised you I didn't think
1:12:00
you were watching the game. And I'm
1:12:02
proud of you. I'm sad because it was a bummer, but
1:12:05
it did seem like a lot of, and
1:12:07
I don't mean this in a bad way, a lot
1:12:09
of the casuals were really into that game, and
1:12:12
it sucks because we obviously sucked as a nation, and
1:12:14
the refereeing was a disaster, the camera
1:12:16
angle was a disaster. So if that was your first dip
1:12:19
into like, hey, let me try soccer out, probably wasn't great.
1:12:22
Well, I don't think anybody's gonna wanna hear from
1:12:24
me, because I'm a Uruguay fan, but Copa games
1:12:26
are physical, right? You
1:12:28
could say a little borderline dirty. Yeah, I would
1:12:30
agree, they're tough. See,
1:12:34
Caitlin Clark did again. Nice.
1:12:37
She's getting smashed across the head. Somebody's like, well, wherever
1:12:39
these casuals don't realize how physical the
1:12:41
W.M.A. is. This happens every night. You'd be like,
1:12:43
that seems aggressive. That seems to be like a
1:12:45
little targeted, I don't know. I
1:12:50
was surprised that people were talking enough as if they
1:12:52
played well though. That seemed to be what was said
1:12:55
on Twitter. Again, I don't know the game
1:12:57
really well. I saw maybe two real scoring
1:12:59
chances before garbage time when they needed two
1:13:01
goals to get through. It
1:13:07
seems like guys don't control the ball as
1:13:09
well as other guys on the American side.
1:13:12
Passes where guys are on completely
1:13:14
different pages. Just not
1:13:16
a lot of moments where it felt like
1:13:18
they were threatening even if they had more
1:13:21
possession or were positioned.
1:13:24
It just, I don't know, was it 85
1:13:26
minutes when it got kind of
1:13:29
wild there at the end because it was so
1:13:31
desperate and there was more total chances. But it
1:13:33
felt like maybe two real chances to the first
1:13:36
85 minutes of it. And just
1:13:38
little stuff where I felt like they
1:13:40
just didn't control possession as
1:13:42
well as you would
1:13:44
expect from a team. Do
1:13:48
people have real expectations that this team could do something in
1:13:50
the World Cup? Well, that's
1:13:52
the problem. I'll just say to your
1:13:54
point, they had one shot in the first half. They
1:13:56
came out and they were flying around and they
1:13:58
were physical and they were. were giving Uruguay problems,
1:14:00
but at the end of the day, there
1:14:03
was no end product, there was no service to any of our
1:14:06
strikers, guys were on an island. I mean, the biggest issue, if
1:14:08
you really only get deep into it is, I
1:14:10
just don't think we have a lot of progressive passers in the team.
1:14:12
We've got a lot of guys
1:14:14
that play for decent clubs and play certain roles,
1:14:16
but we really miss a guy who can kind
1:14:18
of unlock a defense. We miss, you
1:14:20
know, Kevin De Bruyne is, we miss, I mean,
1:14:22
that's obviously insane as a world-class player, but they
1:14:25
miss a guy like that who can kind
1:14:28
of sit in the middle and ping passes and really
1:14:30
threaten defenses. But to your point, the
1:14:33
expectations versus the reality are,
1:14:35
I think most people like
1:14:37
me who follow the team closely,
1:14:40
enjoy it and have big aspirations
1:14:42
for the team are still realistic in that, like we're
1:14:44
not winning the World Cup in 2026. If
1:14:47
this team was to make the semi-finals,
1:14:50
that would be the greatest achievement in the history of
1:14:52
soccer on the men's side ever. So
1:14:55
I think like when people look at it and they're like,
1:14:57
hey, why aren't we, you know, we have this massive country, we're good
1:14:59
at everything else, like why aren't we good at soccer? The
1:15:02
problem, I mean, there's a lot of problems. I think some
1:15:04
of it is like the youth set up, I think. Some
1:15:06
of it is just like, we're just not, we
1:15:09
just don't have like the soccer DNA of a club.
1:15:11
You look at Uruguay, like though it's a tiny country,
1:15:13
I think they have like 3 million people, but like
1:15:16
it's just in their blood. South American teams, you know,
1:15:18
Argentina, Brazil, like they just, there's
1:15:20
something that they have, there's this type of player that
1:15:22
they have that we just don't have or know how
1:15:24
to produce. So the ceiling, like that's why the last
1:15:26
World Cup, when they made out of the group stage,
1:15:29
they should have, and then they lost to the Netherlands,
1:15:31
the Netherlands are a better team than we are. So
1:15:33
that's like basically par for the course, they did their
1:15:35
job. It wasn't underachieving, it wasn't overachieving. And
1:15:37
I think the thing for this COPA, that
1:15:40
I think even if you look and see the forest
1:15:42
or the trees, yes, the results suck and we should
1:15:44
have easily made it out of the group. But finally,
1:15:46
we have something to be like, this was unacceptable and
1:15:48
now changes need to happen because this can't happen. You
1:15:50
should never not make it out of the group and
1:15:53
within a group of Panama and Bolivia, two teams that
1:15:55
you are infinitely better than. So I think the expectations
1:15:57
are a problem. We're not winning World Cups anytime soon,
1:15:59
but we are. still like a good top 20 team
1:16:02
in the world. And this is not obviously the way
1:16:04
that we want to go out of a tournament that
1:16:06
we're hosting, by the way. Hosting?
1:16:08
Yeah, but it was just good to see everybody like
1:16:10
because I just think a soccer fans is every time
1:16:12
I just peer into it's like, Oh, this guy has
1:16:15
to be fired now to where I think if you
1:16:17
guys had a football team, like if you treated American
1:16:19
football, the way you treat soccer coaches, you'd want every
1:16:21
guy fired on Monday. Like I cannot
1:16:24
believe how often American soccer fans are
1:16:26
just like, fire them. Now
1:16:28
it's not American soccer, but that's that's like in the
1:16:30
Premier League. I mean, the guy who won the title
1:16:32
with Leicester City, which was the most improbable championship maybe
1:16:35
in the history of sports literally got fired the next
1:16:37
season. Jose Mourinho has been
1:16:39
fired at Chelsea like multiple times like after winning a
1:16:41
title like it just that's the way the sport kind
1:16:43
of is sometimes I don't know if it's like you
1:16:45
lose the locker room faster in soccer than you do
1:16:47
in other sports. But it just is the
1:16:50
way the sport is but for Greg Berhalter, who's the
1:16:52
manager of the US men's national team. He
1:16:56
he's just that we're clearly regressive.
1:16:58
He's clearly there's something that he's not doing the players and
1:17:00
the players all like him, which I'm tired of hearing. I
1:17:02
don't care if the players like you or not. Like,
1:17:05
are you getting results or not? And he's not.
1:17:07
And, you know, the World Cup was fine.
1:17:09
But I don't think anyone was like,
1:17:11
hey, we're really definitely heading in the right direction. And
1:17:13
again, hosting the World Cup in 2026, where
1:17:16
it's going to be a big deal. If you're
1:17:18
not, not only you're not going forward,
1:17:20
but if you're going to lose and not make it out
1:17:22
of the group in a Copa group, that's very easy. He
1:17:24
has to go. I don't even think that's controversial. Somebody
1:17:28
checking in a little heat for you
1:17:31
both your boy here you all whine about the
1:17:33
humble brag. But Ryan has said several times that
1:17:36
he's quote too honest. Is that a complete lack
1:17:38
of awareness or just monumental arrogance? Seems
1:17:41
to be a little pointed. Yeah, I
1:17:44
said, I've said it.
1:17:46
I never really thought of it as being arrogant. I don't
1:17:48
say it as like, maybe
1:17:50
it can come off as like,
1:17:52
I'm complimenting myself. I guess I just look at it as
1:17:55
like in the approach and how I try to deal
1:17:57
with other people. Yeah, I think some
1:17:59
people think that You're like cold and
1:18:01
mean and scary because I think you're a little
1:18:03
bit Honest and you're
1:18:06
not afraid to say like when something sucks, which
1:18:08
I actually don't mind some
1:18:10
people can't really don't really like that
1:18:12
but Because I know there's so
1:18:15
many people that when they first meet you their perception of
1:18:17
you is like hey He's just like mean scary dude, and
1:18:19
then like actually Ryan's like kind of kind he gave me
1:18:21
a gift like this is incredible I didn't expect that from
1:18:23
you multiple people have said that so kind
1:18:26
Ryan Sneaky kind guy,
1:18:28
you know friend sneaky kid
1:18:30
guy Yeah, sneaky kid guy
1:18:32
big time on the kids actually brought gifts to
1:18:34
kids recently Don't even
1:18:36
know random ones. Yeah, just yeah out in the
1:18:38
street like Santa Claus in July You
1:18:41
want a sip of this soda that doesn't go over as well Yeah,
1:18:47
I don't I that guy must not like us yes
1:18:50
tough tough crowd. Yep doesn't
1:18:52
work out Let's
1:18:55
See here we had a few. Oh Okay,
1:18:58
here we go big-name athlete setting 36 years
1:19:01
old data three no impressive gym stats But I
1:19:03
can hang with 21 year old camp counselors in
1:19:05
a game of ultimate frisbee. That's
1:19:08
awesome Yeah, they run some routes in that
1:19:10
sport and they lay out at
1:19:12
the higher levels. They'll lay out I
1:19:14
work full-time at a summer camp and a big-name
1:19:16
pro athlete is sending his child to our camp
1:19:18
Which we're all really excited about the consensus approach
1:19:20
has been to make it not a thing As
1:19:23
much as possible and treat his kid along with interactions
1:19:26
with the athlete himself and his family as normal as
1:19:28
possible 90% of me believes
1:19:30
this is the level-headed approach and totally the right
1:19:32
move, but I've also thought is it weird as
1:19:34
hell for him So far
1:19:36
he's been here for check-in pickup, which is awesome
1:19:38
No one has made any acknowledgement of who he is
1:19:40
as far as I know and obviously most if not
1:19:43
all of us do know Who he is does this
1:19:45
kind of thing make an athlete feel weird or is
1:19:47
it just refreshing should we cut the shit? Let him
1:19:49
know how pumped we are that his kid is at
1:19:51
our camp And the guy does
1:19:53
share the athletes with me, but I'm not gonna say
1:19:55
who it is It's
1:19:58
it's really funny Think
1:20:00
real big athlete or just like a casual? Hey, it's a big
1:20:02
deal. No, he's a big deal. I mean, it's not
1:20:05
LeBron, because his kid's at
1:20:07
his work camp. But
1:20:11
this is a really well-known
1:20:13
professional athlete currently
1:20:16
playing right now. I
1:20:22
think the list is longer of athletes that would love to
1:20:24
be just left alone. Because for the most part,
1:20:26
especially somebody like this, wherever he's
1:20:29
playing, it's the person who doesn't
1:20:31
think they're necessarily interrupting, but they're
1:20:33
still kind of interrupting. And
1:20:35
for him to have a place that's
1:20:39
revolving around his son, or
1:20:41
he said kid, so I assume son, that's
1:20:44
still, I don't think we'll give it away. I think there's plenty
1:20:46
of pro athletes that have both sons and daughters. And
1:20:49
he's there with his wife, and
1:20:51
nobody's pulling him aside to like talk about
1:20:53
some game or this, or ask a question, or
1:20:56
hey, what do you think, or whatever. It's happening
1:20:58
to him all the time. So if you can
1:21:00
actually provide this oasis of him feeling normal, I'm
1:21:03
sure he would love it. Now, if you think it's
1:21:05
a little weird that no one acknowledges it the whole
1:21:07
time, well certainly, yeah, that would probably be weird, but
1:21:09
it wouldn't be wrong. I don't think it would bother
1:21:12
him. Like the only time, look,
1:21:15
there's a couple guys that I've hung out with, but like I've told
1:21:17
that Wade Boggs story that Bill hated, where
1:21:21
it was really funny
1:21:23
being with him, and I think he was more
1:21:26
annoyed that nobody was paying
1:21:28
attention to him. And
1:21:31
once people started realizing that Wade Boggs was
1:21:33
on the scene, crowd gathered, and
1:21:35
he was into it, and he was awesome.
1:21:37
He was really just good at whatever that
1:21:39
is. But he didn't wanna be left alone.
1:21:42
He wanted to interact with people. And
1:21:44
I think there's some people that really like it, but
1:21:46
that's also at a bar one night. Yeah,
1:21:48
setting matters. This is
1:21:50
a kid's camp. So if you feel
1:21:53
like it'll be weird to never say anything, maybe
1:21:55
at the end of the summer session, you
1:21:58
or whoever the hell you are, the people would
1:22:00
be because somebody's going to say something at some point. Okay.
1:22:02
You're not going to make it through the entire summer, every
1:22:04
single pickup without somebody finally being like, Hey, you know,
1:22:07
can I get a picture or an autograph or
1:22:09
ask a stupid question about the schedule or whatever?
1:22:12
Um, if you personally,
1:22:14
the email or wants to say at the end of it, like,
1:22:16
you know, really excited
1:22:18
and thanks for having
1:22:20
your kid here and everybody's rooting for you
1:22:22
or whatever, like that's a really nice
1:22:24
thing to say to somebody. So it's not like he's going to
1:22:26
be annoyed. And at that
1:22:29
point, if there's that acknowledgement that wasn't happening,
1:22:31
which is weird because look, somebody is going
1:22:33
to say something to them. But
1:22:35
if you personally, the person emailing into the
1:22:37
whole thing wants
1:22:39
to at some point do
1:22:41
something, maybe just wait until the entire summer session is
1:22:44
up. And last,
1:22:46
you know, one of the last times he would seem at pickup or whatever,
1:22:48
just give him, give him a little bit
1:22:50
of acknowledgement and give him a compliment. And
1:22:53
there you go. And then that was, that
1:22:55
was your moment. Because that's the thing about the
1:22:57
people on the other side that have
1:22:59
the fame, have the recognition is they have to
1:23:01
understand that like that
1:23:03
little interaction is a
1:23:05
big, big deal to the people that care about
1:23:07
it. It's a huge deal. Like think about
1:23:09
all the interactions that you've had in your life,
1:23:12
where maybe it's the two or
1:23:14
three times you ever met somebody famous or whatever. It's
1:23:17
also really hard for the person who's famous to
1:23:19
nail every fucking one of us. But it's,
1:23:23
it's a moment for the person
1:23:25
on the other side of it, that they're
1:23:27
going to think about, they're going to share with their friends, going to,
1:23:29
you know, whatever, like I used to hear about how like my mom
1:23:32
dance with Stan Musial at
1:23:35
some fucking country club thing. I
1:23:38
mean, the number of people that brought that story up
1:23:41
when I was a kid, again, my mother's not the
1:23:43
same age as Stan Musial. I
1:23:46
think that's the story. I don't know. I've heard so
1:23:48
many different versions of it over the years, but that's
1:23:51
the whole point. It's like this simple little thing. There
1:23:53
was some function or whatever Stan
1:23:55
Musial was there and this
1:23:57
entire side of my family, Stan Musial.
1:24:00
Stan Musial Sander just over and over
1:24:02
and over again. And it was like
1:24:04
a lifelong thing of bringing back this
1:24:06
memory. It was also in the middle
1:24:08
of nowhere, Vermont. So that
1:24:10
wasn't like a hotbed for people rolling
1:24:13
through, although Donald Sutherland owned
1:24:15
property up there. So shout
1:24:17
out to the passing of
1:24:19
a legend. But yeah,
1:24:22
there's not much more Maybe he bussed for only every once
1:24:24
in a while too, right? He's one of the more famous
1:24:26
people in Vermont, you know? Yeah, he's more,
1:24:28
I think he's more Southern Vermont. But
1:24:32
not knocking it, just two
1:24:34
different worlds. Yeah. I would say
1:24:36
I don't want to
1:24:38
be like Debbie Downer here, but it probably
1:24:41
doesn't matter either way to this guy. It
1:24:43
sounds like I feel like to 95% of
1:24:45
athletes, if he
1:24:47
doesn't get recognized dropping his kid off at a
1:24:49
camp, he's probably not going to be bothered one
1:24:51
way or the other. I
1:24:53
think you've been mentioned like
1:24:55
the setting and the Wade Boggs story. Well,
1:24:57
yeah, like Wade Boggs was a guy who, I
1:25:00
mean, I've never met him, but I've, you know, heard he likes
1:25:02
to have a good time. He likes to have a drink and
1:25:04
he's, you know, drink and be merry kind of type guy, right?
1:25:07
I think he was great.
1:25:09
By the way, he was like, it
1:25:11
sounds weird for me to describe it
1:25:13
as he was way more into it.
1:25:15
Once everybody realized that he was there,
1:25:17
we were at a country bar in
1:25:19
Southerton, Connecticut. Okay, the cowboy ranch, right,
1:25:21
right next to that residence in and oh,
1:25:24
wait, walk from the parking lot. You're
1:25:26
talking about a Cadillac ranch? Cadillac
1:25:29
ranch. Yeah, Caddy Ranch. Wow, what a spot. Yeah, only been
1:25:32
there once and I grew up there. But no,
1:25:35
I'm not even this isn't all the way box thing.
1:25:37
Not an anti Wade Boggs thing. But I
1:25:40
think if you're talking about with your kid at a
1:25:42
camp, like, I don't know that this guy's like looking to
1:25:44
be like, hey, look at me, you know, some guys might,
1:25:46
but I would assume most people are
1:25:48
good people. And it's like, hey, it's not doesn't have to
1:25:50
always be about you, especially when you're dropping your kid off
1:25:53
at a camp. I will say, you should
1:25:55
have just said something at the start be like, hey, man, like
1:25:57
big fan of the team, like, decide to have your kid here.
1:25:59
And that's all you have to say, you could certainly do it
1:26:01
at the end of the thing too, like you suggested, but if
1:26:03
you had done it at the beginning, I don't think it would
1:26:05
have been a big deal at all. It's when you start asking
1:26:07
them for things, keeping them for more than like
1:26:09
two to three minutes at a time. You know,
1:26:11
can I get an autograph? You got tickets, like
1:26:14
that's where you start to cross a line. But
1:26:16
I feel like chatting them up. And
1:26:18
then maybe talk about the kid a little bit too, like how
1:26:20
what activities they did, how good of a kid they are. And
1:26:22
like, that's gonna make the guy that's gonna loosen loosen the guy
1:26:24
up and probably make him want to talk to you even more
1:26:26
if that's what you want to do. So I,
1:26:29
I think you're probably just all you and your
1:26:31
coworkers, I could see be like, what's the right angle into this guy?
1:26:33
It's like just talk to him for two seconds. It's to say hi
1:26:35
to say, Hey, big fan, man. Good to have you here. Yeah,
1:26:38
but it's hard to do it. And
1:26:40
not be weird. I
1:26:43
don't think it is in this case. I don't I really don't. That's
1:26:45
why I think Tommy Alter so popular with people
1:26:48
because he's so good at being around famous people,
1:26:50
and never acting like he's around a famous person. And
1:26:52
then he becomes friends with everybody. So you're working for
1:26:55
the Lakers now? Hey,
1:26:58
what? No, I don't. I don't
1:27:00
know. I'm just wondering. Like, I
1:27:03
don't know, Tommy at all. But you know, seems like he
1:27:05
does a lot of cool things. And that would be the next one, I
1:27:07
guess. Who knows? Who knows what
1:27:09
he's doing right now? Okay,
1:27:11
this is good. It's very specific. It's unique.
1:27:13
We haven't done one like this. Was
1:27:16
this an acceptable time to give another man
1:27:18
an unexpected compliment? 5'9", 200 pounds,
1:27:21
no gym stats, pick up comparison to a 2020 year's
1:27:24
Brad Wanamaker, not really someone you want on your team,
1:27:26
but I'm a nice guy that hit my free throws.
1:27:28
One of my favorite all time player comps of all
1:27:30
time. Like that shit. That this
1:27:32
guy nailed, he fucking nailed the essence. This
1:27:34
is the closest to a bullseye I think
1:27:37
I've ever heard from somebody. She's
1:27:39
like, where'd Wanamaker go to school? I forget.
1:27:41
Was it Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh, West, I
1:27:44
almost said West Virginia. Yeah, he
1:27:46
was done some teams and they were like, oh, cool.
1:27:48
And he had them. He's a little bit
1:27:52
more. He's just a little bit more. But look, if he was
1:27:54
a little bit more, you know, former
1:27:56
main red, nice. There you go. Yeah.
1:27:59
Huge numbers. All right, so
1:28:01
to get some background, I'm someone who
1:28:03
takes organizational tasks like packing a car,
1:28:05
decanting pantry items and spices into consistent
1:28:07
containers. And most important, this specific
1:28:09
email, using the grocery store conveyor belt space
1:28:12
effectively. I try to put
1:28:14
the heavier items first. By the way, that's kind of
1:28:16
just a wake up call to the world. Heavier items
1:28:19
first, because it's easier
1:28:21
to get into the bag and then whatever. I
1:28:23
think that could be- Yeah, it's solid base. Yeah,
1:28:25
but from my experience, you
1:28:28
could check out line, check out line.
1:28:31
They just kind of bundle there at the end and
1:28:33
then some other guy comes over and then it's kind
1:28:35
of just so, but this is, look, if we're
1:28:38
trying to shave milliseconds off
1:28:40
the pit stops here, you're
1:28:44
doing a good job, all right? So
1:28:46
puts the heavier items up first. I
1:28:49
try to make it all around easy on
1:28:51
the person checking and bagging my groceries. I
1:28:53
also try to maximize space so that people
1:28:55
behind me can get to the belt quicker
1:28:57
as well. This guy's
1:28:59
fucking, I like
1:29:01
this guy. Yeah, this really
1:29:03
goes into an overall philosophy of mine that people tend
1:29:05
to only think of themselves in these situations. If
1:29:08
we thought even a little bit about how we
1:29:10
impact others, everything will be more efficient. I also
1:29:12
believe this to be true when merging lanes and
1:29:14
traffic, but I digress. Yeah, that was like driving
1:29:16
from San Diego to LA with Danny Canel. I
1:29:19
was like, if everybody drove like this, Danny, we'd all be dead. We'd
1:29:22
all be dead. You
1:29:24
know, it was in care. Danny Canel. Yeah,
1:29:26
because I was like, well, I forget whose rental car it
1:29:28
was and he was like, well, I'm driving. And
1:29:30
I was like, I don't mind driving. I've done this drive because
1:29:33
I'm driving. And I was like, all right. And
1:29:35
then he's like, I'm gonna get us there and this amount of them. Like,
1:29:37
I was like, I don't really need to get there because I'm
1:29:39
checking into the hotel. I don't really have anything to do. So he's
1:29:41
like, nope. And then we went for a
1:29:44
ride and I was just like, you gotta be fucking kidding
1:29:46
me, dude. Like, what are you, 16? So
1:29:51
anyway, he was excited. Just
1:29:53
passing everywhere. Breakdown lanes, right, left, zig and zag in
1:29:55
it. I feel like he's a big pass on the
1:29:58
right guy. Yeah. serious
1:30:00
fucking Tokyo drift. Just
1:30:03
family, you know? Right. And
1:30:05
the rest of us in the car are just going, what
1:30:09
the fuck are you doing?
1:30:11
Anyway, I just had a flashback. Love
1:30:13
you Danny. Yesterday
1:30:15
the guy in front of me at the
1:30:17
grocery store checkout clearly espoused the same spatial
1:30:19
efficiency beliefs that I do. I
1:30:22
was impressed. And I'd say I even learned
1:30:24
a thing or two. Now I
1:30:26
do, this guy's on. This
1:30:29
is such a good email. It's a
1:30:31
great writer too. Man, I hope, can
1:30:33
he land this email to be one of the great
1:30:35
emails we've ever received? Maybe in mankind.
1:30:39
History of. I'd say I even learned
1:30:41
a thing or two. This is so funny. Now I do
1:30:43
this not for recognition, but because it's what I
1:30:46
believe to be the right way to approach being
1:30:48
part of a shared society. Tell you who wouldn't
1:30:50
take a fucking bottle of hot sauce at Chipotle?
1:30:53
It's this guy. However, I'd be lying. Yeah.
1:30:57
It starts buying in and about the people. He
1:30:59
might bring his own plastic ramekins and then just
1:31:01
divvy up a bottle in his spare time. Can
1:31:03
I use your sink? Yeah. However,
1:31:07
I'd be lying if there weren't times where
1:31:09
I would love for a stranger to say
1:31:11
they appreciated my approach to the grocery store
1:31:13
conveyor belt efficiency. Yeah, you're not
1:31:15
getting that praise. So here's the question.
1:31:18
Would it have been weird to compliment
1:31:20
this man on his organizational strategy? I
1:31:22
would have appreciated it. But
1:31:25
as you can tell from the email up to this point,
1:31:27
I'm kind of weird. He was
1:31:29
with his wife and I can only imagine
1:31:31
that if the compliment did go over well, he would
1:31:33
have had a moment in the car where she said,
1:31:35
where he said, quote, see, I'm
1:31:38
not alone. There's
1:31:40
also the possibility that he says, thanks guy.
1:31:43
And it's totally weirded out. So fellas,
1:31:45
what's your take weird, acceptable? What's the
1:31:47
general consensus on complimenting other dudes for
1:31:49
non-traditional skills? Thanks guys. Love the pot.
1:31:53
I think you do it. It's
1:31:55
your right. You have to share this. You care
1:31:57
about this so much. Now, what I say in
1:31:59
general. do this to other people? No, but
1:32:01
I think you specifically, you need
1:32:03
to let
1:32:06
people know this verbally when
1:32:08
you see it. I don't know how
1:32:11
it's going to be delivered. Your writing is impeccable. So
1:32:15
maybe there would have to be a little,
1:32:19
a little brisker way of doing it if you were
1:32:21
doing it in person. If you were just to say,
1:32:23
Hey man, juice up front,
1:32:26
legs to the side on the inside. So
1:32:29
no reaching over leafy greens on
1:32:31
top of the yogurt. It's not
1:32:33
going to dent those up. You're not going to tear your,
1:32:35
your basil before it needs
1:32:37
to be tear credible,
1:32:40
credible. It would be so funny. Now if
1:32:42
he doesn't get it, he doesn't get it, but I don't
1:32:44
even care about him as much as
1:32:46
I care about you rewarding yourself for
1:32:50
just your appreciation of it. So
1:32:52
I think you should have done it. And it would have been amazing if
1:32:54
it went that way and then he's in the car with his wife being
1:32:56
like, see, see who you're married to. You could
1:32:58
have, you could have married a pharmacist. But
1:33:01
here you are. Yeah. This guy,
1:33:05
this guy is, it's kind of like me
1:33:07
to be honest with you. I'm really, really
1:33:09
specific about things like, like,
1:33:12
you know, obviously the grocery store checkout
1:33:14
line. I'm really specific about how, how
1:33:16
you load the dishwasher for
1:33:18
maximum efficiency in space. Like if we're just
1:33:20
putting plates in the middle of the dishwasher,
1:33:23
like what are we doing? Like what are
1:33:25
we doing? What if I have to put a big pot in there?
1:33:27
Then all of a sudden there's a plate right in the middle of
1:33:29
the dishwasher. Now I got to move that thing around. There's little racks
1:33:31
for everything to go into. Like that's, so I guess
1:33:33
I also am weird, but I think that
1:33:35
it's, it's good to acknowledge that you're weird and have the
1:33:37
self-awareness to be like, yeah, I'm a little off. I
1:33:39
have a little OCD. It's okay, but that doesn't harm anybody.
1:33:42
So I actually am with this guy. I don't
1:33:44
know that I would have said anything to him, but I don't think it would
1:33:46
have been weird at all for you to be like, Hey man, like what you're
1:33:48
doing, give it up. Simple, something simple as
1:33:50
that. You know, hopefully it doesn't have to be like
1:33:52
you guys are exchanging phone numbers or anything. So
1:33:55
I, yeah, I think it'd be totally fine.
1:33:58
I don't see an issue with that at all. And I actually. that
1:34:00
you know guys that load the dishwasher
1:34:02
correctly you know put their shopping cart
1:34:04
back you know grocery store checkout line help
1:34:06
the person out put all the heavy stuff at the bottom
1:34:08
those people are good people in society maybe I'm biased because
1:34:10
I try to be one of those guys but I think
1:34:12
those you need those guys they're like glue guys for society
1:34:15
what if you were to watch it
1:34:19
exhale hands on the hips and
1:34:23
reach over small counterclockwise
1:34:25
circle between shoulder blades and go I
1:34:28
see what you're doing man you're an
1:34:30
artist we don't we
1:34:32
can't touch people that's it's 2024 we don't we
1:34:34
don't touch strangers come on even
1:34:36
in the checkout line acknowledging greatness
1:34:38
definitely especially in the checkout line
1:34:41
especially there's so no but a
1:34:43
nice a nice hey man keep you
1:34:45
know keep doing you good stuff just fine
1:34:47
so you're you think you think there's a chance
1:34:49
because this guy was so good in front of
1:34:51
him that he could just make that eye contact
1:34:54
and they would be no yes they would both know yes
1:34:57
I would man I would know if
1:34:59
somebody just somebody said that to me after I put all I don't
1:35:01
know all the if I put on
1:35:03
the orange the OJ at the bottom and all the
1:35:06
you know the bread to you yeah I don't
1:35:08
know I definitely wouldn't touch him I'll tell you that right I
1:35:10
was like that right now because
1:35:12
that could go a whole another way go
1:35:15
to the wife like can I hug this
1:35:17
guy that's one of the greatest displays of
1:35:19
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1:35:21
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1:35:33
it's not a long list it's not a
1:35:36
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1:35:38
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1:35:41
probably not probably not what
1:35:44
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1:35:46
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