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Today's podcast is stacked. Danny Hurley, head coach
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of UConn. I want to talk about his
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draft prospects, two lottery picks in there as
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well. Also how he has things
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rolling at UConn and his Lakers flirtation. Sam Vecini
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and I are going to break down a bunch
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of the lottery picks, I think pretty much almost
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about American. They
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see it that way. I think a lot
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of the teams that are
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considering him or are really excited
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about him They've they've
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been at multiple practices the last two
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years, you know, they've been they've not
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just shown up at games where You
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know where we're playing to win So we're
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really sticking to the script of
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things that are gonna get gonna give you
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con the best chance of win Which he
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conformed to but you know if you go
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and see summer practices or you see a
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practice in October You
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see maybe different elements to his game
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You'd have a chance to maybe you know
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watch him handle the ball away from the
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basket more shoot more threes You
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know experiment a little bit more and then
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you know You obviously get a chance to
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see his evolution of what he was when he
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came in the door here as a young player
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as a freshman And then see
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you know what what he's leaving, you know
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as a two-time You know
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champion, but I think you
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know, he's he's shown You
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know a lot a lot of different things that he
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can do as a passer as as
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a five out as
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a five out center and in the You
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know in the dribble handoff game where he
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could you know off the dribble
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pass cutters I think he's shown a great
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passing ability to feel for that As
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a rim runner and as a as a
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lob guy and as a roller he's shown
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that As a short
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roll guy that can catch it and find
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cutters or spray it out to the three-point
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line And then obviously covering
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the entire court the guys an athlete
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If you put him if you if you
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played a baseball game You'd play him
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at shortstop or center field if
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you threw him a football Ryan like
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he'd catch it clean and then he'd throw
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it like a quarterback So it's rare that
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a seven foot two guy is
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like a real athlete What I've loved
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about your offense at UConn and I know you
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got in the depth of kind of explaining it
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to JJ Jay Redick on his pod, which
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all of us as basketball junkies loved. And
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when I watched you know, throughout this season, I
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go, you know, one of the things I always love about the
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Warriors is that they never really stopped the possession. They
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they always have like the next thing. And if
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you get shut off in your first thing, it's
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like, Oh, wait, but there's this other cutter, and
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then there's somebody else repositioning. And
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I think what it does is it lets
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everybody feel involved. And when
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I'm thinking about like different football people that
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I've talked to, I don't know if Peole is the first person
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I ever had say it, but he was like, if you want
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a smart team, draft smart
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players, when you're building
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out your roster each year, is
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it that you have more trust, or
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you're recruiting the players that understand like
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we don't just run a high ball
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screen and then hope it works? Like
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we were going to ask you to
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keep playing and be engaged in the
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possession. Yeah, right. I tried
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that first thing you said, try
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the ball, you know, run the ball street and then pray
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it works. That got us eliminated
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in the first round of the tournament
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quickly. And I was
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a lot less popular then. So we
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changed a lot of just roster
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construction, things we value, in
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terms of, you know, giving up a
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little bit of athleticism for
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guys that could process the game, you
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know, players that could think and, and
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pass and, and,
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and shoot and understand a
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complex offensive system. So for
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us, yeah, I mean, we have, you
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know, initial entries that we like to
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run. But we
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talk a lot about like, what do we do to
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keep the music playing? Yeah, like
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what types of cuts? You know,
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what types of split games? We just
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give our players a lot of different
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options, you know, to play after that
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initial, initial action, you
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know, doesn't work so that we could
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continue to stress the defense. And
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if you continue you to stress the defense eventually
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it's gonna break down and you're either gonna get
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that rim two that you want that
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paint three that you want that
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paint kick out three that you want or or
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eventually a defense is gonna get tired they're gonna
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foul you you see when I watch
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you and I just was in love with this
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because there's just a lot of teams there's usually
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two sometimes even three guys like well if the
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ball ends up in his hands like okay whatever
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I'm not that worried about it and I kept
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watching you going man if it
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ends up in his hands he's fine obviously
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cam or a castle or caravan and then
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Klingens passing and there was
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just like six seven guys deep where
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I go I actually not worried when
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this player has the ball so was
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it a recruiting decision or are
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you perhaps more more trusting because I think
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a lot of coaches like hey you never
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get to touch the ball unless it's just
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desperation yeah it's it's it's those two things
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without question it's uh it's
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a philosophical shift in terms of what
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you're going to value in terms
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of you know the trace uh
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it's it's um it's
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taking practice time that I I was
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always a big culture culture
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and uh all right guys let's go
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run through that brick wall right there
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and we're gonna win the game in
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rock rock fight fashion we're just gonna
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bludgeon the other guy with culture and
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effort so some of it
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was just taking a lot more of like on
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court time and video time of breaking
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down these offensive concepts
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so you know just taking
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time from defense and rebounding and and
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uh which is tough for a coach especially
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a coach uh with my
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with my history um and
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uh and then also too just like
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you know we're going live all summer
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like a lot of college programs either
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um the
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the workouts are optional or it's a
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lot of fundamental you know one on
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oh or four on oh like we're
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going live all summer long
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for uh for eight weeks in
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all of the offensive concepts that we
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imagine ourselves playing this summer. Obviously,
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you know, we're getting used to new
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personnel, so we're going to tailor it
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to what this group looks like and
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their strengths and weaknesses. But like,
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you know, a lot of it is when
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you have a high school coach's background, I'm
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not married to a system. So
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a lot of our summer, we're going to spend experimenting
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with a lot of concepts and see if it fits
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the group. It's easy to
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say when you're running a program that
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you want to have a standard. Okay.
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And I remember going to those games and
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stores and going to the Civic Center and
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watching UConn just get their
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heads kicked in by all these great
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NBA players. And then Calhoun shows up
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and you're like, wait, they're going to be good.
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And anybody that knows the area, and I've talked
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about this after all these titles, the program wins.
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It's like it's still kind of, because I've been
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everywhere in college, basketball and football. I
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mean, the campus is all the other place. I'm like, stores, man,
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this is unbelievable. So the standard is
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there because of what's happened prior to, do you
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still sense, and maybe it's easy because it's still
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recent with the back to back titles that you've
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won, but that you're
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getting a kid that comes in that understands the
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history and understands that there is this kind of
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standard. Did you just sort of express that? Like
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when you show up in the offseason here, we're
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like, we're going live. Like we're not screwing around.
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Yeah. Listen, you know, Ryan, I
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go back to Tate George. I
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was a really big deal as a
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high school player in Jersey. And when he
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committed to UConn, I remember
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like saying to my brother, like, what's
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UConn? Like why, why
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is he not going to
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Carolina or, or, you know,
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or Villanova or, you
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know, or Kentucky or Kansas? Wait, what's
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UConn, Bob? And
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that's how quickly that, you
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know, that whole thing, that, that, that script
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flipped because,
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you know, not too far down
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the road. at the Meadowlands, you
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know, watching them beat Clemson and to
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go to the Elite Eight. And then
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some of those Duke games, the
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Latener, sought out a bound shot
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to eliminate UConn. So yeah,
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I mean, like this basketball
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thing that's been built here has not
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been built on, hey, come
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here and be a high draft pick. And
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like we live off of just kind of this,
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these promises of just the brand
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of our program, this big blue
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blood brand and hey, come here,
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you'll be a lottery pick. Like
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this UConn basketball thing has been built on,
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like on winning and
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championships and a
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relentless pursuit of championships with Genos
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11 and
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Coach Calhoun's three.
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And then Kevin Ollie winning the fourth and then
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the sixth that now we have overall. And they're
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all within the last 30 years. So
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just our basketball thing is different here.
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People don't pick UConn for the wrong
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reasons. You know, you don't come
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here and go, you know, for 110,000
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people at a football game or you don't pick
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it because you think, you know, shit
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is all sweet here. You know, like, this is
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like you pick UConn
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basketball because you want
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to be compared to like great
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players. And then like, if you don't
13:25
win a major championship, like
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maybe your career was underwhelming or
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maybe even a little bit of a failure and
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that's heavy. Yeah, no, that's
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well said. Castle, so
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he's a big time recruit. He comes
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in and we know he's gonna be
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a lottery pick. I'll admit, I
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never thought of him as a point guard when I
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watched. And I know that's kind
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of how he's being packaged, which is always part
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of my favorite, you know, pre-draft stuff. It's like,
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look, he's like, like what he is right now
13:54
is really, really good. And he wasn't gonna have
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a ton of options offensively to initiate stuff because
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of the roster. You didn't need him to do
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those things. But what's the best way
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of all of us on the outside understanding like
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the full capacities of his game that maybe didn't
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always see it in game? Yeah. You
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know, Ryan, it's just so
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much there. And then
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I always like, you know, go into
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the person and to, you know,
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the inner circle. And you see it
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with, you know, with some of the
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young tale in the NBA, you could
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tell that there was maybe not a
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great inner circle or maybe not enough
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old school values with the player. This
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guy's got just incredible
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people around him. He's
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a ball player. You know,
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he's not a tick-tocker or a social
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meat. Like that's not his deal. He's
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a ball player. He loves the game. He's
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a pleaser. You
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know, he's a he's a winner. So
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all you know, he's got a humility about
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him. He wants to
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be drafted by a great organization. I
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don't think it matters to him as much
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or in Donovan as much as where they
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go as to who they go to because
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they want to go to an organization that
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that resembles a little bit of what
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their college experience was in terms of
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the structure and the organization. So I
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liken him to like a Drew Holiday
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type of guard in
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terms of like defensive stopper at
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you know, at one through four positions because of
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the size and the physical strength. You
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know, a guy that when he's on ball
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can make all the right reads has got
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the finishing ability at the rim. You
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also to you saw Drew Holiday and those
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like quick roles as a guard in the
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habit that that created with the
15:44
Maverick defense in the finals. So he's
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a he's an incredible competitor. He's a
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winner. I see a lot of similarities,
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you know, between him and probably a Drew
15:54
Holiday. I'm always going to root for
15:56
guys like Cam Spencer because I mean, I know his
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stories all over the place. The
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shooting numbers are great. I've gotten in arguments with other people
16:03
about it because I know how much I like the draft.
16:05
And I go, I'll tell you what, what he isn't. That
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guy's never been afraid in his life.
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And he's, you know, look, he's bigger.
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You know, the prototypical like, oh wait, that guy's going
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to be in the NBA. And
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I think he has a
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chance. I really do think he has a chance.
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What are the conversations like with him on his
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potential to be drafted? Yeah, I
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think, you know, from that
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30 to 40, that,
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you know, that 30 to 45 range where, you know, where
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there's guaranteed contracts, you know, to
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players, you know, in that range,
16:42
I think there's several teams
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that really, you know,
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value the level that he shoots the ball at.
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I mean, he was a hair away from that
16:50
exclusive 50, 45,
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90 club, which not a lot of guys hit at the
16:56
college level. You
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know, he, obviously it looks slow
17:00
and it probably is
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slow. Yes, it is.
17:05
It's slow looking. And then like, when you
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see it, it's slow in
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terms of where he moves, but he gets
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to all of his spots against, you know,
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whether that was Devin Carter this year in
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the big East, who's going to be a
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high draft picked or other players
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that he, you know, that he destroyed in
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a mountain conference or the NCAA tournament. So,
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you know, the shooting you could see
17:27
for yourself, the competitiveness, the fire, what
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he brings to an organization that way, I
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think, you know, is
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a real plus for him, but I know it
17:37
looks slow and I know it looks unathletic, but
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against the best teams and the best players that are
17:42
all going to play in the NBA, he
17:44
got to his spots. He was able to get to the
17:46
rim. He got to the mid range. And
17:50
he's the exact type of guy you want to bring to
17:52
your organization and bet on. I was
17:54
at the Stetson tournament game and
17:56
I was sitting kind of like, you
17:58
know, a few rows behind you guys. guys and
18:01
you're up 30. I mean, look, it's the kind of
18:03
game that's supposed to happen. You're supposed to dominate that
18:05
game. And I was
18:08
watching Castle play defense off the ball when
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you're up 30. And
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I went, you've got to be kidding me. Okay.
18:15
Like he is playing and we could get into
18:17
the hole like you owe it to your teammate
18:19
thing and your prideful on stuff. And
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I was like, whatever Hurley does
18:23
with these dudes to get them to care
18:25
that much about not like giving up an
18:28
easy bucket when this game was over at
18:30
the tip. How
18:32
do you get there? How do you get it's
18:34
not, I don't want to frame it as like,
18:36
they're afraid of letting you down. But
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how do you get guys to
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do that? Because I actually don't think it's that
18:43
common. Yeah. You
18:46
bring you bring in just
18:49
these guys, Ryan, that, you know,
18:51
like their families, that they've
18:54
got enough of those kind of old
18:56
school values, accountability,
18:58
responsibility. Is
19:00
it your intensity? Sorry to interrupt, but
19:02
is there Yeah, because it's not like
19:05
if they were brutal, like if these
19:07
guys were selfish, narcissistic,
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you know, they're doing me a
19:13
favor by coming to Yukon type
19:15
of mentality, like we would look
19:17
like, you know, we'd look
19:19
like a clown show that you see, I'm sure
19:21
you've seen some other operations that don't look like
19:24
that. So I mean, but
19:26
it starts in that process of recruiting
19:28
by just evaluating like who still wants
19:30
to be a part of something like
19:32
this in college, or even in the
19:34
NBA, where not everything functions like this.
19:36
So yeah, I mean, we evaluate the
19:38
right people. I think that Ryan, we
19:40
bring a lot of value to these
19:43
guys, we have evidence that like we
19:45
can help these guys elevate their careers.
19:48
And then there's a tribal aspect to it
19:50
too, where like, what
19:52
human beings still don't want to
19:54
be part of like a super
19:56
connected, highly efficient,
20:00
achieving group of, uh, you know, cult, I
20:02
don't want to say cult, I got trouble
20:04
for that. But, um, you know,
20:06
like who doesn't want to be part of
20:08
like the absolute highest functioning group of people
20:11
in your sport that are
20:13
dominant and putting on incredible performances, winning
20:15
all the trophies and then players are
20:17
going on and getting drafted into lottery
20:19
or, or, or becoming an NBA player.
20:21
Like who doesn't want to be part
20:23
of that? Would you prefer to be
20:25
part of a locker room of selfish
20:27
assholes? I, you know, like, what
20:29
would you, I don't know if I could curse on
20:31
here. I don't know. You can. All right. But
20:34
yeah, I mean, it's, it seems like, like, what would you
20:36
rather be a part of? And I think right now that's
20:39
where we've got to be careful in
20:41
recruiting. Uh, well, I think we have
20:43
access now to, to a higher level
20:45
of prospect is a lot more interested
20:47
in UConn basketball because of what we're
20:49
doing. But we've got to
20:52
be true to what's kind of gotten us
20:54
here. The types of people, uh, players on
20:56
the way up players that are, uh, that
20:58
have some sense of humility and want to
21:01
be coached. Okay. So I
21:04
think that's a great transition and probably
21:06
what's going to be your least enjoyable
21:08
part of the interview in that when
21:11
I think about your approach, the buy-in,
21:13
the intensity and all that stuff. And
21:15
then when all the Lakers rumors were
21:17
happening, I went, I
21:20
love this guy's approach. I love the
21:22
program, but I've been around the NBA
21:24
a really long time. Did
21:27
you ever think, okay, if I actually
21:29
do this, how much do I
21:31
need to adjust? Considering we're talking about older
21:33
men in a longer season? Yeah,
21:36
absolutely. Well, when I think of,
21:38
um, you know, when
21:40
I think of, you know, my future
21:42
and, and, and eventually coaching at that
21:44
level, if that's something that, um,
21:47
you know, it continues to be something I aspire
21:50
to do, uh, you know, I
21:53
think about that a lot and
21:55
whether, um, you
21:57
know, whether that would be effective for me,
21:59
what, whether that
22:02
makes sense for me, I
22:04
would say I consider
22:07
that a great
22:09
deal. I think incredibly
22:11
well suited to coach players that are 18,
22:14
19, 20 years old. I love being
22:16
part of that process.
22:20
I feel like my
22:23
strengths as a coach and where
22:25
I could be at my best
22:27
right now is certainly it's best
22:29
suited to the college game
22:31
and the impact I can have. And still, like
22:34
you said before, Ryan, I could still
22:37
create a culture and a mindset with
22:39
my team and all out effort that
22:42
may be hard to replicate in
22:45
the NBA, in
22:49
an organization that doesn't
22:51
value those types of
22:54
things. In the however
22:56
many day window where the Laker
22:58
story was a story, was there ever a moment where
23:00
you thought to yourself, I'm actually doing this? I
23:03
think, yeah,
23:05
absolutely. I think I wouldn't
23:08
have considered it unless I thought it
23:10
was something real for me. I'm not,
23:13
I don't like distractions. I
23:16
don't like them in my program. We
23:19
keep our distractions limited.
23:21
It was a very
23:23
uncomfortable situation for me. Like
23:25
I would much prefer to just
23:28
be in the gym. I'm a pretty
23:31
simple guy. I, even though I draw
23:33
a lot of attention, you know, because
23:35
of the way I coach and the
23:37
way I may interact with the fan
23:41
post game, particularly on
23:43
the road, if I don't like what they're
23:45
saying, you know, like I bring a lot
23:47
of, you know, the way we show up,
23:49
how hard we play, just a
23:51
lot of the way we go about the way we
23:53
do our basketball draws a lot of attention. But I
23:56
don't really, I'm not, I was not
23:59
comfortable really. in that whole
24:01
situation, when it became public, it
24:03
made it much more difficult for me to
24:06
process everything. But
24:10
I mean, I thought long and hard
24:12
about it. And it just, it wasn't
24:15
the right moment for me
24:18
to go coaching the NBA. All right,
24:20
last thing on this, I promise, but when
24:23
your offensive video broke
24:26
out with JJ, right? Then everybody knows
24:28
JJ and LeBron's relationship. And then, I mean,
24:31
that's a whole nother element of this story.
24:33
Like, wait, what's going on here? Did
24:35
JJ just convince LeBron that Danny would be
24:38
the better head coach than JJ? In
24:41
your information gathering process, did you actually ever
24:43
talk to LeBron? We had some,
24:46
we shared some text messages and I think this just,
24:49
you know, LeBron, I think, just wanted me to
24:51
know that he
24:54
would support me and that he
24:56
paid attention to what I've
24:58
accomplished in my career. Obviously, we shared the
25:01
court together when he was a
25:03
high school player as a junior. And I was in my
25:05
first year as a high school coach and
25:08
he beat my ass in Delaware and slammed
25:10
dunk to the beach. It was a close
25:12
game, but he walked me down in the
25:14
fourth quarter and got us there. I'm a
25:16
lot better coach since then. Yeah,
25:20
but I think just the whole thing, you know,
25:22
some of the strengths of what we do, you're
25:25
considering like bringing my offensive, you
25:29
know, philosophy to the NBA. Okay,
25:31
you know, it's great. I mean, what we're doing
25:34
in college is great. Can I get NBA players
25:36
to move? You know,
25:38
can I get them to move and cut the way, we
25:41
are getting our team to move and
25:43
cut with my star players be willing
25:45
to, you know, to
25:47
let, to share the ball, you know,
25:50
to allow others to handle
25:52
it and at times be a screener, at
25:54
times be a cutter, at times be a
25:56
roller, you know, at
25:59
times. be a slipper, you know, like maybe
26:02
you're the first greener in a jet, you know, like
26:05
a lot of those things are what
26:07
you're considering as like, I think what
26:09
we do would be incredibly effective at
26:11
the professional level. But
26:13
you do wonder, can you get NBA players to
26:16
actually do it? I remember Van Pelt and I
26:18
back in the day, we had Coach Cal on
26:20
after like five players were drafted in the first
26:22
round. And it's an unbelievable accomplishment. And he may
26:24
not even done the quote with us. But Cal
26:26
was always fun. He would come on, he was
26:29
always good to us. And the
26:31
quote, again, I don't know if it was specific
26:33
to our show, or maybe he followed up after
26:35
already saying it, like, hey, this is one of
26:37
the biggest nights in the history of Kentucky basketball.
26:39
And of course, Kentucky fans are like, we'd actually
26:42
rather have another title, Cal. You
26:44
have the titles. But
26:46
what is draft night like for
26:48
you, the investment in these people,
26:50
the realization of dreams that only
26:52
a few people ever get to
26:54
complete when the first time they touch a basketball and
26:57
they, you know, you get to turn a certain age,
26:59
you realize, hey, this is gonna happen for me. But
27:01
it's happening to your guys in your world. What's that
27:03
night like for you? Incredible night. You know,
27:06
it's up there with the championship
27:08
nights. And those championship nights are
27:10
incredible moments that you
27:12
get to share with the boys and, you
27:15
know, and the staff. And it's that feeling
27:17
of love that you have for each other
27:19
and that you'll have forever when you're part
27:21
of like the net cutting and the big
27:23
championships and just
27:26
everything that these guys have been a part
27:28
of. But, you know,
27:30
like with, with, with Jordan
27:32
Hawkins who, or, or, or
27:34
Donovan, you know,
27:36
these guys that maybe like Steph's a little different
27:39
stuff came in as McDonald's, Steph came in as
27:41
a top 10 player in the country.
27:43
And I think, you know, he may have improved
27:45
his draft stock a little bit, but I think
27:47
he came into this year as a, as
27:49
a, as a likely one and done. But
27:52
like when you sit at the table with like a Jordan Hawkins,
27:54
who was like a top 75 player, Donovan
27:58
Clingan, who was maybe like a top 15.
28:00
player. And now these guys
28:02
go lottery or potentially first pick. And
28:05
you see like the emotion with the
28:07
family because this wasn't like
28:09
some preordained thing that they feel like
28:11
they were entitled to because they've always
28:14
been ranked the number three
28:16
player in the country. Like you'll see
28:18
in the green room, which I saw
28:20
last year, there'll be a uniqueness to
28:22
like a Hawkins or a Klingon where
28:24
like not too long ago, he
28:26
was just playing at Bristol High on a
28:29
non sneaker affiliated AAU team, just no
28:31
one knowing that this was going to
28:33
be how his story plays out. So
28:37
it's just awesome to be part of families,
28:40
trajectories and families changing in
28:43
an incredible way. This
28:45
was a real pleasure, man. I know how busy
28:47
you are. And looking forward to next week and
28:49
that night for you and the program. And I
28:51
don't need to wish you luck moving forward because
28:53
you have this thing dialed in. But UConn
28:56
fans that grew up with it know what it was
28:58
like. Appreciate it. Thanks. I got you.
29:00
I got you. I'll hold glass to bury down to
29:02
for you. All right. I got it. Yeah. Let them
29:04
know. Let them know. I looked
29:06
at real estate there, but I don't I don't know
29:08
if it's in the future. But if you
29:13
flirt with the Lakers again, I'm your guy in
29:15
Manhattan Beach. All right. I got you. Later, brother.
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are one week out from the NBA draft, one of
31:13
my favorite times of the year, and a guy I
31:15
love talking to from The Athletic. He is great on
31:17
the draft. All of his stuff is up right now
31:19
at San Vincenni. What's up, man? Good to see you.
31:21
Ryan, it's so good to see you this time of
31:23
year, man. I'm so happy that we're doing this. I
31:25
mean, how do you feel about this two-day draft? That's
31:27
where I'm at. Like, this feels like insane to me
31:29
that we're doing this on two days. Yeah,
31:31
I blame the NFL. I blame the NFL for a
31:33
lot of the programming choices that we have where you're
31:35
just like, hey, is there any way to get some
31:37
kind of live audience number on another night? And
31:41
look, I get it. It's business, maximizing
31:43
all of your potential income earning
31:45
possibilities. But it's just, I don't know. If there was
31:47
ever a year to not have to do it, it
31:50
would be this year with this class. So let's start at
31:52
the top. I really want to focus on the lottery. You
31:54
have a mock-up. And I was going through it
31:56
this morning. And so I've
31:58
even touched on this with Bill. going back a couple of
32:00
weeks ago where it felt like teams were just hinting
32:04
at, and it's easy when you
32:06
don't have the pickup there, but hinting at like, Hey,
32:08
a lot of teams have very different orders of who
32:10
like one, two, three, four, five are. Um, I'd imagine
32:12
you've heard a lot of the same thing, which again,
32:15
to emphasize, it is also very easy to say you
32:17
would do something different when you have
32:19
nothing to do with a pick in that range. Yes,
32:23
that is accurate. Look, so the mock you
32:25
probably looked at, uh, I
32:28
would imagine is from like early June, right? So
32:30
I just literally an hour before
32:32
we started recording this, like updated and like finalized
32:34
a mock and send it off. Right? So we'll
32:36
kind of talk through this live.
32:39
So I
32:41
don't know about you, but like the name that
32:43
I continue to get like most connected with Atlanta
32:45
is Donovan Clingan. Uh,
32:47
like I don't, I don't know if you're getting that as well.
32:50
I'm not saying that that's exactly what happens. I'm not
32:52
even saying Donovan Clingan goes number one, but
32:55
the name I get most connected
32:57
with Atlanta right now seems to be Donovan
32:59
at this point.
33:02
Okay. Uh, Clingan has been somebody, I would
33:04
say weeks leading up to this
33:07
where it's like, Hey, this team would like Clingan.
33:10
This team would like to move up this team would like,
33:13
and then it was kind of getting like, I don't know
33:15
how high you're going to have to go up for him.
33:17
And then you have to have the internal debate of like,
33:19
well, is Clingan worth the number
33:21
one pick this year? Like as
33:23
I'm watching SAR and Risa Shay,
33:26
I'm just like, okay, well, in this year
33:28
these guys are part of that conversation, uh,
33:31
depending on how you feel about it. So I know you've
33:33
done, I think you had a note, you
33:35
do different tiers for just ranking
33:38
the prospects historically. What
33:40
was different about this year at the top of
33:42
the class? Sure.
33:44
So I always rank
33:46
out tears in terms of not by year.
33:48
Not by year. Like I don't have Alex
33:50
SAR, who is my number one player as
33:53
a tier one player this year. Right. Um,
33:56
I don't have any tier one
33:58
or tier two player. in
34:00
this class, that
34:02
is very abnormal for me. I
34:05
am not stingy with those grades. Like over
34:07
the last four years, I think I've had
34:09
16 of those guys. And
34:12
the way that I consider, you know, these
34:14
tiers are tier one, like very
34:16
high degree of likelihood. This person is an
34:18
all NBA player. Tier two, like
34:20
very high degree of likelihood. This person is
34:22
an all-star. And then like tier three
34:25
is, okay, there's some all-star
34:27
upside here. Like I can see a
34:29
world where Donovan Clingan makes a Jarrett
34:31
Alleny all-star game, right? But
34:34
I can't, you know, I can't
34:36
sit here and tell you that I think Donovan Clingan is
34:38
going to be an all-star either, you know what I mean?
34:40
Like, I think he's going to be a good starting center
34:42
in the NBA that plays elite level
34:45
drop coverage and screens at an elite level
34:47
and does all of those things well, right?
34:49
Like I don't think he's going to average 20 points a
34:51
game. So I look
34:53
at this class and I think that it
34:57
is entirely an eye of the beholder
34:59
draft. And it's almost
35:02
not dependent on how you
35:04
evaluate layer. It's
35:07
almost more dependent upon how
35:09
you see the league like
35:12
moving forward and
35:14
how you see like the shape of
35:16
the league. Like for instance, we just
35:18
watched Boston put Jason Tatum on
35:20
Daniel Gafford and Derek Lively for minutes
35:23
on end, right? Well,
35:25
like would Boston just be able to do that with
35:27
Donovan Clingan or would Clingan be able to like kind
35:29
of manhandle him in the post potentially? I
35:31
don't know, like teams have different opinions on
35:34
that, but ultimately where you're
35:36
going to fall on Donovan Clingan I think
35:38
is going to be dependent more on like
35:40
what your philosophy of like modern basketball is.
35:42
And if you think that, you know, you
35:44
need a five out look to be able
35:46
to be successful in the NBA and where
35:49
you fall on Alex Sarr is how
35:51
much potential you think he has to actually
35:53
be a real five out center as opposed
35:55
to a theoretical one down the road. Yeah,
35:59
the Clingan conversation. like we all saw all
36:01
the great parts of it, whether it's the
36:03
job coverage that you mentioned, the help defense
36:05
where he just swallows it up, Illinois trying
36:08
to attack him, thinking they were gonna like
36:10
expose him a bit or get him into foul trouble.
36:13
You're like, nope, this isn't gonna work. But
36:15
then I think all of us that love
36:17
basketball, love how UConn plays out every second
36:19
of every shot clock. Not
36:21
that they're running the clock down, but that when
36:23
the first thing is cut off, they'll keep running
36:25
their offense. And Clingan became a
36:28
part of that. Like I liked that Hurley, I
36:30
think it's a very simple approach to basketball. It's
36:33
like, let everybody touch the basketball because then everyone's
36:35
gonna be more engaged throughout the entire game. And
36:37
I think Clingan had some moments where you go,
36:39
okay, you know, you may be able to throw
36:41
it down in him and then he'll make some
36:43
sort of read, but it's kind
36:45
of like the EDI conversation. You can love them
36:47
in the post, but who's actually doing that? So when
36:50
you look at Clingan's offense, you're never
36:52
gonna be looking at him as like a primary option
36:54
unless you get some kind of small mismatch that you
36:56
were alluding to there with Tatum. And
36:58
then the shooting history, you know,
37:01
I think we all want all these big guys to be able
37:03
to space the floor. It's
37:05
a bit like the football evaluation where you'd hear some coaches
37:07
say, don't tell me all the things he can't do, tell
37:09
me the things that he can do. And the things that
37:11
Clingan can do are really good, but
37:13
I think we get greedy with bigs now where
37:15
you're like, oh, he doesn't make his free throws.
37:18
The three point shooting is in the threat whatsoever.
37:20
So what am I drafting here? Am I drafting
37:22
a help
37:24
side drop coverage center, number
37:26
one overall, where if you're
37:28
watching Sar, you
37:31
could probably, if you were in a good
37:33
mood that day, talk yourself into what
37:35
the best version of him is
37:38
offensively knowing that the shot part of it, the pull
37:40
up, the spot up stuff, is
37:42
far more developed than anything because Clingan doesn't even have
37:44
to do any of those things. So it's just two
37:46
different players. Yeah, like
37:50
Donovan Clingan is a better basketball
37:52
player right now than Alex Sar
37:55
by like a fairly real margin, I think,
37:57
like I watched Alex here in
37:59
Australia for... you know, all season this year, Donovan.
38:01
Clingan would like dominate this league in a real
38:03
way. Alex are came off the bench in this
38:05
league. It was effective when he came off the
38:08
bench, but he came off the bench in this
38:10
league. Now it's
38:12
exactly what you're saying in terms of Alex
38:14
are. And again, this is where we get
38:16
into like that modern basketball discussion. Like Alex
38:18
are for the most part this year was
38:20
like a pick and pop big and like
38:22
a pick and short roll big. Like
38:25
he slipped all of his screens. Like I
38:27
don't think he's a particularly good screener yet.
38:29
Right? He's more of a
38:31
perimeter player, but man, like when you watch the
38:34
flashes of him putting the ball on the deck
38:36
and you watch him shoot the basketball, yeah,
38:38
he shot like 29%. But he clearly
38:40
has like pretty real touch and like the ball comes
38:43
out of his hand softly. That's
38:45
what makes it all theoretical with Alex are.
38:47
But if you think
38:49
about basketball, kind of the way that
38:52
I think about basketball now, especially in
38:54
light of the Celtics winning the NBA
38:56
title, I think that every
38:58
team in the NBA from now on like
39:00
to win a title is going
39:02
to have some sort of five outlook.
39:04
It doesn't have to be necessarily your
39:07
bread and butter necessarily, but
39:09
I think that they have to
39:11
at least have it as a counter to what
39:13
defenses are going to present because otherwise it's
39:15
just going to be too hard to score.
39:18
I think given how good coaches are
39:20
now it's scheming against that. So when
39:23
I look at Alex are, I just see him
39:26
as the big in this class that has a
39:28
chance to actually be like a dribble pass shoot
39:30
big who covers an immense amount of space on
39:32
the court and help side coverage, who, you know,
39:34
is an elite level shot blocker. Like I just
39:36
think he kind of, he brings
39:39
more in like a modern basketball sense to
39:41
me, even if he's worse at basketball than
39:43
Donovan Clingan does. And that's where the projection
39:45
side of it comes in. Yeah.
39:47
He had a play against the Hawks. There was a block shot.
39:49
So it kind of leads to like a turnover and
39:52
he gathers the ball at like the opposite
39:54
free throw line and he brings it up.
39:56
He crosses over defender and transition. I'm not
39:58
saying it was like, But
40:00
for somebody his size to do that, but
40:03
then he gets into the paint, he kind of hits this
40:05
and one floater. And when I watch him, granted, James Wiseman
40:07
is going to haunt me for the rest of my life. But
40:11
when Wiseman didn't think about what he
40:13
was doing and his natural athleticism
40:15
took over in the very limited amount of games
40:17
that we had from him, you
40:20
could see the special qualities of projecting
40:22
of what he could be. But once
40:24
Wiseman had to think, you
40:26
could see it was like a bad
40:28
internet connection of just slowly
40:31
going like, oh, and then you're like, hey,
40:33
man, whatever you were contemplating,
40:35
now everything's over and now you're kind
40:37
of stuck, even though you have this
40:39
amazing frame and athleticism in this really
40:41
soft touch. Like I could see
40:43
with Wiseman, OK, the bus version of him is this,
40:45
but the high side version of all
40:48
these things, even with Sar, who for his
40:50
size looks like this seven foot wing. And
40:53
this is again being greedy. The
40:56
flashiness is really cool, but you could
40:58
tell it's still just not fluid. Like
41:00
this is not some fluid seven footer who you're like,
41:02
oh, I'm going to be able to do all these
41:04
incredible things with them. I think the pick and pop
41:06
part of it is probably the most
41:08
bankable thing right now. Yeah,
41:10
like the level to which Chet Holmgren is
41:13
ahead of him and like was ahead of
41:15
him at Gonzaga is like
41:17
staggering. Like I don't even think it's remotely close. Like
41:20
Chet is Chet was leaps and bounds ahead
41:22
as a shooter. I thought he was better as a
41:25
driver and as a ball handler. He
41:27
played with better bend, I felt like
41:30
with Alex. You know, there
41:32
are moments where like he'll try and
41:34
like jab step, like crossover in the
41:36
mid range and get creative. And like
41:39
I kind of love seeing the creativity
41:41
with them. But it's
41:43
just like not like you said, like it's not
41:46
fluid yet. It's not there. Like he got called
41:48
for like three or four travels doing the same
41:50
move this year and like just failing on some
41:52
level. So I agree. Like I
41:54
think that another thing that
41:57
makes it difficult with him is, you
41:59
know, him on a
42:01
less condensed court or
42:03
a more condensed court, I'm sorry, than like
42:06
some of the G league guys. Like we
42:08
actually got like a really cool opportunity to
42:10
see him play the G league ignite earlier
42:12
this year. And you know, we can talk
42:15
about like what it actually meant being a
42:17
better prospect than Ron Holland and modest bezelis.
42:20
But he was very clearly the
42:22
best player on the court in those games. And
42:24
having that extra space, having that like
42:27
little extra driving lane, we actually saw
42:29
him like short roll to pass a
42:31
little bit more in those two
42:33
games than I think I saw him do all year
42:35
in Perth. So
42:39
these guys that are so big and so skilled,
42:41
like I do think that the space matters, but
42:43
you really need him to fill out physically to
42:46
be able to play the five two. He really
42:49
is just truly like an eye of the beholder
42:51
player. And like, if you want to buy into
42:53
development, like I do, I buy
42:56
into him and I kind of buy into the person. Like
42:58
he's like a super mature kid. Like all the intel like
43:00
checks out at a really high level, but it's
43:04
a hard conversation. If you're a team like Atlanta
43:06
who thinks, Hey, we were just the 10th overall
43:08
pick and we got lucky and jumped up to
43:10
number one, we might not be that far away.
43:12
Maybe let's just go get the guy that's good.
43:14
You know what I mean? Yeah,
43:17
it feels like if he goes
43:19
one, I'll sit there and go
43:21
like, all right. Yeah, like I totally get it.
43:24
And, you know, teams
43:26
will tell you that they may have a
43:28
guy grade it a little bit higher. But
43:32
it's so hard to add that elite level talent.
43:34
Like what if this guy actually works out of
43:36
like some GMs know they're making the mistake while
43:38
they're making the mistake, but the rationale is just,
43:41
you know, okay, this is this is somebody that
43:43
least though, if it were to work out, like we we
43:45
know what the high side of him is, and ultimately getting
43:47
back to that word of upside.
43:50
Let me
43:53
be clear on Atlanta too. Like they're having
43:55
like Zachary Sashay in for a workout this
43:57
week, right? Like this could all all this
43:59
could. change like they might end up just
44:02
like taking Risaché and things are fine but
44:04
you know again like people
44:06
around the league like seem to think they like clinging in
44:08
some way and you know maybe they'll try and trade down
44:10
maybe they'll try and just take them at one but you
44:13
know I don't I don't know what they're gonna do yet that's
44:15
what makes this fun. Okay let's start Risaché
44:18
then. Okay so what
44:20
are your thoughts because I'm curious I'm always very curious
44:22
to see what people think the first time they watch
44:24
him because I'll give you mine real quick I watched
44:27
him last year at hoop summit and thought he was
44:29
like terrible like
44:31
point blank I thought he was really bad but he couldn't
44:34
shoot then and he shot
44:36
this like weird like flat
44:38
trajectory shot and
44:41
looked terrible but then this year
44:43
he comes out and shoots 45%
44:45
for the first like four months
44:48
of the year and then shoots 22% from
44:51
three from the next three months and then
44:53
has this like unbelievable stretch to finish the
44:55
season like I'm I'm
44:57
curious like I really want to know what you think
45:00
of him. He doesn't suck at all I
45:02
think that would be yeah I'm
45:04
missing the mark on him. He doesn't
45:06
I agree. No and
45:09
I like the shot that I saw in the Euro
45:11
stuff the
45:13
way he's like ready to go off
45:15
of the catch he does
45:17
a really good job like up fake and resetting himself
45:19
now some guys like I've mentioned this is true holiday
45:21
like if true holiday gets an open catch in the
45:24
corner he isn't he actually wants to get
45:26
a dribble down to be able to
45:28
reset himself and sometimes I actually think it's a
45:30
harder shot for him but Zach is so big
45:32
it's not the same challenge on the reset after
45:34
the up fake and so when
45:37
I'm watching him I think a lot of these guys
45:39
like I'll go okay let's watch him as if he's
45:41
bad and let's watch him as if he's good like
45:43
I'll try to do that with different players yeah if
45:46
you think he's bad you'll be like okay so this
45:48
guy's got all this size and
45:50
somebody like this that's potentially in the
45:53
conversation for the number one pick like I got
45:55
to see more ball creation and he's a spot-up
45:57
guy this past season and 40% of his possession
46:01
And it's a lot of catch and shoot. So like,
46:03
so what am I drafting? Am I drafting a guy
46:05
who's just anchored to the corner
46:08
and he hits enough threes that
46:10
he's providing space? And be like, can
46:12
I take somebody like that number one? But
46:15
I think when I watch him, when I'm like, okay,
46:18
he is good, because he is really athletic. He's
46:20
obviously, maybe I shouldn't say really athletic, because it's
46:23
not, whenever I think like really athletic, I always
46:25
think of like a Westbrook, and I'm not trying
46:27
to sell you on that, but he moves really
46:29
well for his size. I
46:32
think he goes up into traffic really well for
46:34
rebounds and then some shot contests that show like
46:36
an aggression with him that maybe people wouldn't see
46:38
right away, because there's not much definition in his
46:40
body. He obviously needs to get stronger in all
46:43
those different things. The
46:45
problem that I have is like, there's some
46:47
glimpses at times of him wanting
46:50
to do something with the ball, but
46:52
for the most part, like he doesn't
46:54
seem like he's doing much on-ball creation
46:56
at all. And then there's
46:58
stuff in transition where it looks like he has
47:00
the physical advantage of somebody's trying to meet him
47:02
at the rim, and then he doesn't finish a
47:04
lot. So I was like, what the fuck is
47:06
going on with that? Like, you're huge, like get up there and
47:09
finish this on him. So like a lot of
47:11
these guys, there's some things I really like. I
47:14
do like the shooting, despite the up and down
47:16
nature of it, because I just think he's a
47:18
very, I think he's
47:20
a very confident shooter. I don't think he's necessarily
47:23
taking awful shots, by the way, too. Like I
47:25
think with the young players, there's shot selection stuff.
47:27
I'm like, what are you doing? I always think
47:29
of Jaden Hardy in the G-League, where
47:32
it was some of the worst shot selection I've
47:34
seen of anyone I've ever evaluated. Don't think about
47:36
that anymore, Ryan. Like maybe don't. I'll
47:39
tell you what though, it actually translates in
47:42
a good way in the NBA, because when
47:44
he checks into a game, my man is
47:46
not afraid. So yeah, that's my Zach breakdown,
47:49
your thoughts. Yeah, I don't think any
47:51
of that's wrong, but like what you just described to
47:53
me, and look, I say this to somebody, like I have
47:55
Risa Che in the top five, and I have them
47:57
in this top group of players, but like what
48:00
you... just described to me is like the
48:02
Nick Batoom that we saw this year for
48:04
the 70 76ers who's like
48:07
39 years old, right? He moves better
48:09
I think than Batoom does. Would you agree?
48:12
Would you give me that? Yeah, he does like
48:14
it and but he doesn't move like Batoom did
48:16
when he was younger either. You know what I
48:19
mean? Like Nick was a freak athlete. He was
48:21
like in a dunk contest and like could really
48:23
go and like doesn't pass like Nick does there
48:25
did either like in Charlotte and places like that.
48:27
So man,
48:29
I go so back and forth with him.
48:32
Like there are times where I think he
48:34
is such an awesome like third
48:36
or fourth player to have out there just
48:38
because of that shooting. I think he's really
48:40
sharp in terms of help side defense to
48:42
like I think that you
48:44
kind of look at the way he
48:47
takes up space on that weak side
48:49
plays one on two really well. Like
48:51
those are very real NBA style situations
48:53
where he'll be tasked with you know,
48:55
responsibilities like that and be successful at
48:57
them. But
49:00
I would just feel bad drafting
49:02
a player where like I don't
49:05
feel like there's a lot of on ball upside or like
49:07
a lot of on ball juice because like I on
49:10
ball part of it is the thing that gets in
49:12
the way of like being excited about him. I completely
49:14
agree. So go keep going. Yeah,
49:16
like with him like
49:19
it's just like Franz Wagner
49:21
was so far ahead of him in terms
49:23
of like flexibility and like bend out of
49:25
ball screens at Michigan, right? Like and
49:28
like I guess that like Rissa Shea doesn't run a
49:30
lot of ball screens, but like even in transition, right?
49:33
You'll see him like just get out of control in
49:35
like a weird way to where I
49:38
don't know, like I think he's going
49:40
to be a good NBA player. Like
49:42
I think he's definitely going to be
49:44
a, you know, a guy
49:46
that you can have out there as your fourth or fifth
49:48
option. Who's going to knock down corner threes, but I just
49:52
like wouldn't love taking that
49:55
guy at like two
49:57
or one or like even three. Yeah,
50:01
I'd love them at nine. Whenever I watch
50:03
them, I'm like, man, if he was going ninth, I'd
50:05
be like, hey, nice work here. But
50:08
when you look at some of the pick and roll ball
50:10
handling stuff, they barely did any of that with him. I
50:13
think it's only 4% of his possessions. The numbers clearly
50:15
aren't gonna be very good because he wasn't really comfortable
50:17
because they never really let him do it. But he's
50:20
not a jerk of a player.
50:22
Like he's very good
50:24
with like knowing when he's supposed to
50:26
be spacing. And then there
50:29
would be time stretches where I'm like, is he
50:31
doing anything? And then he actually showed some good
50:33
instincts of like what they were doing in their
50:35
half court sets of getting
50:37
involved. And I love young players like setting a
50:39
back screen that's not in the play to be
50:42
like, hey, you know, this guy's not paying attention.
50:44
So there was some awareness stuff with him that
50:46
I went, okay, these are all like really good
50:48
signs, but I think we're on the
50:50
same page here. So let me ask you
50:52
this because if Bazzellis could shoot threes with
50:54
his on ball stuff, that is the opposite,
50:56
like when you get
50:59
the right stretch of Bazzellis, it's really impressive, but
51:01
he hasn't had any
51:03
history of hitting shots. Would
51:06
you think he would go one if he was like 36% from three?
51:10
I think he probably would, but like I don't
51:12
love the shot. And I'm like a little bit
51:14
lower on the on ball stuff than other people.
51:16
Like I get it. Like if you
51:18
think there's like on ball juice there, like we've
51:20
seen it in transition particularly. And one
51:23
of my personal like flaws is
51:26
an evaluator, right? Like I'm cognizant
51:28
enough to like understand it on some
51:31
level is that I
51:33
struggle at times with these like bigger
51:35
dudes who tend not to have a lot
51:37
of space to create, but
51:39
like have shown latent ball handling ability in
51:41
the past. Like I struggled with
51:43
like Scotty Barnes, right? Scotty was like weird
51:46
and stiff and like still is like kind
51:48
of weird and stiff bizarrely, but it works
51:50
on some level because he's so big. And
51:52
he covers so much ground so quickly, right?
51:55
He was also like incredibly advanced of like,
51:57
it didn't make any sense. Cause it was
51:59
funny. we were talking about it and he popped into
52:01
my head for a different reason, but
52:03
his awareness of what they were supposed
52:05
to be doing as the freshmen, I
52:08
went, Oh my God. So yeah, back to your
52:10
point though. Well, and like Scotty as well was
52:12
like this amazing passer, kind of like what you're
52:14
saying here, like he could run point guard for
52:16
them. Like I don't think modest can
52:18
really do any of that. Like I don't, I've never
52:21
really seen modest as like a passer or a playmaker,
52:23
even at lower levels. Uh, it's
52:25
been a lot of like, I'm getting up and
52:27
down in transition. I'm going to try and dunk
52:29
on people's faces. Like I'm going to,
52:31
you know, have these creative finishing packages whenever I
52:33
have some space to go. And
52:35
that stuff like can translate once you
52:37
get wider driving lanes, but look,
52:41
this Ignite team was like a catastrophe and
52:43
we can just like admit it and
52:45
call it out for what it was. But they
52:48
did play on like an NBA space court,
52:50
even if they were like the worst shooting
52:52
team in that league this year. So I
52:55
go back and forth on modest. I do like, I ended up
52:57
with him outside of the top 10 cause like, I just don't
52:59
know like what it exactly
53:02
is. But like
53:04
I think there are like floor outcomes
53:06
for him. They're pretty rough at the
53:08
end of the day. Yeah. Uh, the numbers
53:10
would back you up because the ISO stuff is good.
53:13
The pick and roll ball handler stuff isn't good. But
53:16
when I look at some of these big guys where
53:18
I go, what are you doing on
53:20
those drives with modest? There's no hesitation.
53:23
Like the aggressiveness from him, uh, is
53:26
something that I really appreciated. And I
53:28
felt like he was just entirely like
53:31
engaged the entire time where some of these
53:33
other guys are still overwhelmed by everything and float a
53:35
little bit too much. So I
53:37
know teams have basically written them off because
53:39
of the shooting. And I'm not even talking about
53:42
the teams that are drafting, but like when they're ranking them, I
53:44
think more people agree with you on the downside of
53:46
it, but I can't help. Like
53:49
again, if you're projecting, you're going
53:51
to, holy shit, can this guy handle at six
53:53
10 and he's like a real athlete, but
53:55
then he'll have a tendency to where
53:57
a lot of these younger players too. I'll be like, do you
53:59
even have. have any idea what you're doing on your drive,
54:01
or are you just kind of doing it because you have the
54:03
ball right now. And he'll get a
54:05
little like, dirkish, where he'll back you down
54:07
and fall in love with this kind of
54:09
like one foot turnaround stuff. And it's like,
54:11
hey, that's a really difficult shot. You
54:15
may not want to keep going to that unless it's going down.
54:18
But there's no hesitate. Right, yeah, right. But
54:20
with him, like the fluidity stuff that we're
54:22
talking about, he's fluid. There's no hesitation. He's
54:24
really aggressive. He legit can handle
54:26
for that size in comparison to some of these other
54:28
guys. But the shooting thing definitely,
54:31
definitely hurts the stock. All right, so who else
54:33
do you like? To your point on Modest, too,
54:35
like I'll say, the intel is super positive. Everything
54:38
I've gotten on Modest is like, work
54:40
ethic is incredible. He looks
54:42
skinny right now, but really, he's tried to embrace
54:45
getting in the gym. And he
54:47
looked so much bigger at the combine, comparatively,
54:49
to what he looked like even during the
54:51
G League season. So to your point, I
54:53
think that there is real reason
54:56
to believe in that, is a real
54:58
potential growth outcome. People buy
55:00
him as a human. Well, that's
55:02
great to know that as a
55:04
human, because
55:07
you never know, right? It's
55:10
not always there. There's so few
55:12
guys, though, that you'll hear about, and be like, disaster.
55:16
You just don't hear it as much as you used to.
55:18
So I don't know if these younger guys, like
55:21
maybe we should give them all a little bit more credit.
55:23
Because I feel like when I first started doing this, be
55:25
like, did you hear about this guy? Like, what's going on
55:27
with this? Or whatever. And there's always like. I remember you
55:29
got all the shit for New Orleans Noel, right? Yeah, I
55:32
got a ton. That was fun. No.
55:36
It ended up on the front page USA Today. And
55:38
then the funny thing is, is then I think his
55:41
agent said something like, oh, he just believed another agent.
55:43
He got worked. I was like, no, that's not what
55:45
happened. But
55:48
sometimes, in fairness to New Orleans, it was more about
55:50
what was around him that people were freaked out by.
55:53
And look, there's another player that was
55:55
recently drafted really high. I heard the exact same
55:57
thing. And it has not been an issue. And.
56:00
and this player is awesome. So, but
56:02
I'm not gonna name him. I
56:04
did a big Reed Shepard thing with
56:07
Bill on Sunday because
56:10
the shooting numbers, I don't think it's even
56:13
close to like hyperbole to say he's
56:15
one of the best shooters I've ever seen
56:18
coming into the draft. Every single
56:20
number you'd go, wait, what is he
56:22
on catch shoot? Wait, what is he on
56:25
unguarded? Wait, guarded? He's at
56:27
like 99th percentile? Every
56:30
single number is like the best number
56:32
you could possibly have, but he's
56:34
six, one and a half. And
56:38
as we're going through all these guys, I feel
56:40
like, man, I would be so scared to be
56:42
Atlanta because you're
56:44
likely just gonna get it wrong. And then of course, one of
56:46
these guys that we don't like is gonna end up being the
56:49
best player of this draft. And he's gonna go eighth and everybody's
56:51
gonna say you guys didn't see it and all that stuff, because
56:53
that's just the way the draft is. But I just
56:56
can't fathom even with the questions that we
56:58
have about other people and Shepherd translating the
57:01
gap of like, is he really going to be your
57:03
point guard or is he going to be coming off
57:05
the bench knocking down some shots to give you some
57:07
spacing? Yeah. Yeah, I have read
57:09
it too in this class. I
57:12
love them, like I've been. I
57:16
feel like bad about it. Let's be clear, like
57:18
Reed would not be a top five guy like
57:20
last year at all. But
57:23
on some level, it's just like, this guy's
57:26
really fucking good at basketball. Like
57:28
you just watch him play. And it's just
57:30
like, oh, holy shit. He's like the best
57:32
transition passer in the class. Oh, well he's
57:34
like the best shooter I've evaluated in, I
57:36
don't know, five years, at least. He
57:39
is like capable of taking ball screens. He
57:42
has like a real floater game. He's
57:45
unbelievable. The thing that we haven't seen him
57:47
do a lot of is like coming off
57:49
of screens and shooting. Cause Kentucky
57:52
did that with like Antonio Reeves all year really. I
57:54
was really the only guy that they had like run
57:56
those actions, but I don't know.
57:58
I feel pretty good about him coming off the screen. probably
58:00
given the shot, right? So there's just like
58:03
a lot of ways that his game translates to
58:05
the NBA. And when
58:07
you can shoot from 32 feet
58:09
away from the rim, I almost
58:12
think that like, Iris Halliburton here
58:14
is like somewhat instructive. It
58:16
just opens up the floor in so
58:18
many ways for you to where like,
58:21
you don't need this unbelievable handle where
58:23
you're, you know, breaking down guys with
58:25
like six crossovers strung together back to
58:28
back to back, right? You
58:30
just have to be able to change pace and be
58:32
able to play off of a live dribble. And I
58:34
think he can do that to a like, real level.
58:37
The defense is fascinating. Like
58:41
his defensive tape is like some of the
58:43
most complicated defensive tape I've ever had to
58:45
evaluate because he'll make these like unbelievable
58:48
anticipatory defensive like plays
58:51
where he'll like come from the weak side
58:53
and, you know, figure out that
58:55
the ball is going to the lob
58:57
man out of ball screens before the
58:59
lob man, like even starts his role,
59:01
it feels like. And he'll just be
59:03
there. But then like any blocked
59:05
0.7 shots per game as
59:08
a guy that's six foot one, right?
59:10
His closeouts are awesome. Like he gets
59:12
to spots way quicker than what I
59:15
think people like understand, but then kind
59:18
of goes like space, Cadetty at times off the
59:20
ball and then like on the ball, obviously there
59:22
are real concerns and he gave up like a
59:24
ton of straight line drives this year. And like,
59:28
like, do you just buy the playmaking and
59:30
the instincts on some level? I think he's
59:32
just like a special basketball mind on
59:35
top of being a special shooter. And I just like
59:37
always kind of bet on those guys figuring it out.
59:40
Like it's almost like he's like a
59:42
small Derek white to me kind of
59:44
like, but like a better shooter, but
59:46
like the size off puts it, I
59:48
don't know. Like I think he's going to be
59:50
that level player, I guess though is like probably
59:52
not an all-star, but like somebody that's just really
59:54
good and really useful to a team winning basketball
59:56
games. The transition passing was the
59:59
thing that like. like made me look at
1:00:01
him in an entirely different level because that
1:00:04
will always show me like with a basketball player
1:00:06
where you go, okay, you do just because you
1:00:08
have the ball and you're probably the best option
1:00:10
crossing half court, like you want
1:00:13
to get that's like a team
1:00:15
thing for me. It's really, really important when I
1:00:17
see that especially with a young player that as
1:00:20
soon as he crosses half court, if he gets that
1:00:22
high screen and the lower defender isn't
1:00:24
there to meet him to contest or whatever, it's a
1:00:26
layup for him. Like watching teams lose
1:00:28
him as he repositions himself as well, which
1:00:30
is another thing I loved about him where
1:00:33
it's kind of that warrior's deal of like, hey,
1:00:35
just move a little bit around the perimeter as
1:00:37
all this chaos is happening in the paint or
1:00:40
around the rim. Cause if the ball comes loose
1:00:42
or somebody's cut off if you're just moving a
1:00:44
little like left to right you're
1:00:47
just going to get a wide open shot. And then
1:00:49
you can see the opposing teams in the SEC being
1:00:51
like, I can't believe I like lost track of them
1:00:53
again because Dillingham would
1:00:55
run so much of what they were doing on offense too.
1:00:58
And then there's the times where I'm like, can you really
1:01:00
draft a guy who's like, I can't see him right now.
1:01:02
Like he's lost in the trees because he
1:01:04
is that small but he is a really good athlete. And
1:01:08
the high side of it is if
1:01:10
you could really trust him to kind of run your offense
1:01:12
but I think there's some passing stuff in there even though
1:01:14
he can get a little turnover, happy.
1:01:17
I don't know if that's not seeing it. I don't
1:01:19
know if that's size. Sometimes I think it's just his
1:01:21
risk where he'll go. I don't care. Like,
1:01:23
let me see if this will work which sometimes I'd
1:01:26
rather see that. I don't want to see it all the time.
1:01:28
I'd like you to kind of outgrow it a little bit with
1:01:30
a younger player that he's even
1:01:32
thinking about some of those passes. Like at this stage,
1:01:34
I can go, all right, you know what? Like that's
1:01:36
better than never ever seeing any of this stuff or
1:01:38
never even wanting to do it. But you have them
1:01:40
too. God, this draft is so weird.
1:01:42
Oh, look, I don't feel,
1:01:44
again, like I don't feel great about having him
1:01:46
too. Like I'm somebody that like I really struggle
1:01:49
with guys that are that small. Like I was like losing
1:01:51
my mind when Peyton Pritchard was on the court for the
1:01:53
Celtics. I was like, okay, he's just like way too small.
1:01:56
Like he's just getting attached every time by Luca.
1:01:58
Yeah. Yeah. So,
1:02:00
like, look, Reed is not much bigger
1:02:02
than Peyton Pritchard, but he's way better,
1:02:05
obviously. But like, like I
1:02:07
just, I
1:02:09
don't know, it's this draft, man. Like, like I have Devin
1:02:11
Carter at seven. Devin Carter's like 22, man. Okay.
1:02:16
You said you weren't good. Um,
1:02:19
who was it? A
1:02:21
bezelis, those types of players you said you weren't good
1:02:23
with. Um, I
1:02:26
already know that Devin Carter. Like
1:02:29
I'm already ready to be wrong about this. And I know he's
1:02:31
not as high as some of these other guys that are talking
1:02:33
about, well, you just had him seven. Uh,
1:02:35
give us your Devin Carter sales job. So
1:02:38
like the way that I would explain it is
1:02:41
he's the guy, do you remember hearing last year
1:02:43
about like Jaime Jockez? He just like go into
1:02:45
workouts and just like kill people. Like
1:02:47
every single like workout he went in, he was the best
1:02:49
player on the court. It's like that
1:02:51
except like times two this year with Devin Carter.
1:02:54
She is just like completely like obliterated
1:02:56
every workout up until I've been told
1:02:58
by like multiple teams that
1:03:00
he went in there and was like
1:03:03
the best workout they've seen since they've
1:03:05
like been in place at that job
1:03:07
basically. So he is
1:03:10
six foot two with like a six foot
1:03:12
nine wingspan. So like not super big, but
1:03:14
super strong. And I think the guys that
1:03:16
tend to overplay that height issue
1:03:18
tend to be the ones that are
1:03:20
like physically strong. I think like Fred
1:03:22
van Vleet, Chris Paul guys that are
1:03:24
like physical and capable of like dealing
1:03:26
with contact, uh, has the length to
1:03:28
be able to make up for it. He's also
1:03:31
not just like the most explosive athlete
1:03:34
in this class. He's like
1:03:36
functional in the way he uses it on the court.
1:03:39
He is exceptionally quick with his first
1:03:41
step as a ball handler. He is
1:03:43
exceptionally quick with like his first slide
1:03:45
defensively. He blocked like a shot per
1:03:47
game this year, mostly on closeouts because he's a 42
1:03:49
inch vertical leap and a nine or
1:03:52
six nine or six nine
1:03:54
wingspan. You know,
1:03:56
he is so unbelievably vertical
1:03:59
at the. it as a dunker where
1:04:01
I think he had like 35 dunks this year. It's
1:04:04
six foot two with a bunch of those being like
1:04:06
half court dunks where he's just like rising up and
1:04:08
going. The question that
1:04:10
people have is the jumper. I'll
1:04:13
just be honest with you, like I've like
1:04:15
met the kid. I've watched him work out
1:04:17
the job. He's going to figure out the
1:04:19
jumper like that. That kid's like not
1:04:22
going to stop working until he figures out the jumper
1:04:24
and we saw it this year. He made 39% or
1:04:27
whatever he did on seven three point attempts per game.
1:04:30
So I get
1:04:32
the concern. Oh, by the way, like half of those
1:04:34
three point attempts were from 25 feet
1:04:37
or beyond. So like already from NBA range
1:04:39
and he made them at 37%. So
1:04:42
he has the range already to be able
1:04:44
to account for the NBA line to be able to
1:04:46
make up for the space that he's going to give
1:04:48
up and you know, has the slower release on the
1:04:50
jumper. So like it might take him a second, but
1:04:54
I just think he's I think
1:04:56
the world of his competitiveness. I think he's an
1:04:58
elite level defender. I think he
1:05:00
is a guy that will score points in the NBA
1:05:03
and be able to pass and play make. I
1:05:05
thought his issue this year was like he over drove
1:05:07
and kind of got in trouble
1:05:09
a little bit because they relied upon him
1:05:11
for so much, but yeah,
1:05:14
like they just needed him to do everything
1:05:16
it felt like and man, when I watch
1:05:18
him, I think he's I just think
1:05:20
he's a guy that's going to help a lot of teams win basketball
1:05:22
games at the end of the day. So
1:05:25
just so people that are listening maybe going like
1:05:27
who you're talking about. Play
1:05:29
to Providence led the Big
1:05:31
East and scoring was the Big East Player
1:05:34
of the Year and as
1:05:36
Sam mentions just a shade over 6-2. He
1:05:39
was third in rebounding in the league this
1:05:41
year at nine boards a game. He
1:05:43
started South Carolina. He
1:05:46
was kind of between 27 30% from three those first two seasons
1:05:51
and then this year as you point out 38% his dad's
1:05:54
Anthony Carter played in the league for over a decade. So
1:05:57
he's not a point guard, but he
1:05:59
was. tasked with kind of figuring everything out for Providence
1:06:02
and you said something too that I went ahead and
1:06:04
I need to look up with The final number is
1:06:07
watching his tape the number of times He's given
1:06:09
the ball back at the end of the shot
1:06:11
clock to be like, please just save us like
1:06:13
I think the shooting numbers are way better with
1:06:15
better players because I Can't
1:06:18
he may have led the Big East with
1:06:20
grenades and how many shots he had
1:06:22
to take where you're like I can't I can't believe
1:06:24
you guys just gave me back the basketball. He also
1:06:27
Has he's not Lowry the point guard, but
1:06:29
he already has all the Lowry bullshit down
1:06:33
Not as egregious as Lowry who again should be
1:06:35
banned from the league, but he
1:06:37
he does things I'm like, okay Well, no kidding
1:06:39
like your dad played in the league this whole
1:06:41
time So whether it's the contested three where he'll
1:06:43
get you he'll get you deep He'll up fake
1:06:46
you like I have respect for up fake and
1:06:48
contact around the rim because that's part of the
1:06:50
defense But there's all these other little tricks that
1:06:52
this dude has That
1:06:54
you go I what is this guy like 32, but
1:06:57
because he's six. I'm like, okay Well, maybe he's not
1:06:59
gonna rebound that way, but but
1:07:01
gems keys rebounding translated But
1:07:04
again, he's bigger but not like dramatically bigger. We
1:07:07
get the point is I don't know if he's
1:07:09
functionally bigger Like yeah with the
1:07:11
wingspan part of it. You're probably right Yeah,
1:07:14
and again Devin Clark I thought not
1:07:16
Devin Clark good God Devin
1:07:19
Carter is the best athlete in the straf
1:07:21
class like I think point blank if you
1:07:23
look at any of the explosiveness scores at
1:07:25
the combine if you
1:07:27
watch like the tape like he's just
1:07:29
a sick sick athlete and I Think
1:07:32
I agree with you. Like I don't know if he's gonna be
1:07:35
like a nine rebound per game guy I don't think he's gonna
1:07:37
be like Josh Hart as a rebounder But man,
1:07:39
like I think he might be like one of the three or four
1:07:41
best rebounding guards in the league Yeah,
1:07:43
but Jamski is almost two inches taller, but
1:07:45
his wingspan is four inches shorter. Yeah but
1:07:50
I'm like, okay, so you
1:07:53
take in Devin Carter, you know
1:07:55
seventh or eighth and It's
1:07:59
gonna take I think it's going to take a
1:08:01
walk because he sometimes he doesn't even look like
1:08:03
he's as athletic as he tested. So
1:08:06
then when I went back watched, I like I watched him
1:08:08
and then I went back and looked at the testing stuff
1:08:10
like even to the Reed Shepherd point, like I think Reed
1:08:12
was right there among the leaders in
1:08:14
VRT, but Devin technically had the highest
1:08:16
max VRT of anybody, right at the
1:08:19
combine. Yeah, I have some I
1:08:23
don't want to accuse anybody of anything. Anytime
1:08:25
that I look at
1:08:28
the VRT number, I look at
1:08:30
the standing reach number and
1:08:32
see if it is commensurate with everybody
1:08:34
else who is around that person's size.
1:08:37
That's how I'll phrase that. Reed
1:08:40
Shepherd seven foot nine standing reach
1:08:43
when he's the same size as
1:08:45
Jared McCain basically gave me some, gave
1:08:48
me some questions. Maybe I don't know if these
1:08:50
are unfair. I'm just asking questions like this is,
1:08:52
this is the, you know, ringer. This is the
1:08:54
Bill Simmons network. I'm allowed to go conspiracy bill
1:08:56
here for a minute, right? It's
1:08:59
encouraged. It's encouraged. All right. Let's try to
1:09:01
get some of these other guys because we
1:09:03
still haven't, haven't hit on everybody. Dalton connect,
1:09:06
another guy who is a real athlete tested really
1:09:08
well on all that stuff. We know the story
1:09:10
of how much he grew from
1:09:12
high school, JUCO on and on and on. I
1:09:15
know he's older, which is going to scare some teams away.
1:09:17
That should not scare you this year. Should
1:09:19
not scare you this year. I think he's, he's
1:09:22
a pretty easy plug and play guy right
1:09:25
away. Yeah. Awesome shooter. Like he's going
1:09:27
to be able to step in and knock down shots
1:09:29
immediately. The question is, if you're taking him in the
1:09:31
top 10, like what is the upside, right? I think
1:09:34
that the way to like access his upside
1:09:36
is to put him in a scheme where
1:09:39
you're running all sorts of movement. You're going to run
1:09:41
him off of like a bunch of floppy sets. You're
1:09:43
going to run him off of like flares and you're
1:09:46
going to get him into the action early, right? To
1:09:48
be able to kind of move him around like a
1:09:50
chess piece. Like if I
1:09:52
was like kind of dreaming, if Miami could like
1:09:54
find a way to move up to, you
1:09:56
know, eight, 10, wherever Dalton's going to go and
1:09:59
just. just like somehow get him
1:10:01
as an upgraded athlete of like
1:10:03
Duncan Robinson, that'd be like
1:10:06
pretty sick to me in that offense.
1:10:08
But, you know, as long
1:10:10
as, you know, there's no way, he's like a no fail
1:10:12
guy because of the shooting. Like he's just gonna knock down
1:10:14
shots and he's confident. The defense
1:10:16
is a concern. He's not a great defender, but
1:10:18
has athletic tools to maybe be able to overcome
1:10:20
it at some point. But
1:10:23
plug and play kind of like you said, like I think he's gonna be
1:10:25
able to go in and knock down shots, which is
1:10:27
incredibly important in today's NBA. Where
1:10:29
are you on castle? I
1:10:32
would be comfortable taking the bet, maybe
1:10:35
is the way to put it. Like I have
1:10:37
him in that top tier of players. I
1:10:39
do go like back and forth on is he
1:10:41
three, is he four, is he five, right? I
1:10:45
think where I'm at is I would just be comfortable
1:10:47
making the bet and seeing if it works. I
1:10:50
think if he shoots, he has a chance to
1:10:52
be potentially the best player in this class because
1:10:55
he's a great defender. He's like a very
1:10:57
versatile defender. You can give him a ton
1:10:59
of different assignments. Like he chased
1:11:02
Baylor Shireman off of screens, in multiple games
1:11:04
this year and dealt with Mark Sears at
1:11:06
the point of attack defensively in the final
1:11:08
four. Like you can put him on anybody
1:11:11
like one through four and he's gonna do
1:11:13
a good job. I don't think he's all
1:11:16
defense guy, but he's gonna do a good job at least.
1:11:20
Showed real ball screen upside in high school. Showed
1:11:24
some upside as a passer this year at
1:11:26
Connecticut, three assists versus like 1.8 turnovers, something
1:11:30
like that. The
1:11:32
key really is like, do you think he will
1:11:34
ever have shooting gravity? And I think it just
1:11:36
depends on how you evaluate the shot. And I
1:11:38
think he has touch. It's just, I think mechanically,
1:11:40
it's a little bit messy right now. So I
1:11:43
feel great if I had a great shooting coach, I
1:11:45
would be a little bit more questionable maybe
1:11:48
if I didn't. Yeah, I wouldn't say it's
1:11:50
like mechanically fluid or anything. I think he's
1:11:53
thinking about it a little bit. And
1:11:56
that's kind of a perfect transition in Iran
1:11:58
Holland, who I like. at Ignite,
1:12:01
but I always love the aggressive guys. When
1:12:03
you wanna talk about like different drivers of, okay,
1:12:06
like here's a perfect example. When
1:12:09
I watch Cody Williams at Colorado, I'm
1:12:12
like, okay, you've got this
1:12:14
size, you've got a little bit of this
1:12:16
handle, and I
1:12:20
get it, like you're probably gonna go in the lottery, but
1:12:23
you don't really know what you're doing on a lot of these drives.
1:12:26
You seem to be in love with this like
1:12:29
catch on the side, slow back down,
1:12:31
and then you take like a 17 foot
1:12:33
turnaround, and the other team should be like,
1:12:35
awesome, like thank you for doing
1:12:37
that. And then when you go
1:12:39
to the Cody Williams tape to the Ron Holland tape,
1:12:42
you're like, okay, I know Holland can't shoot, and I
1:12:44
know that there's turnovers. And I mean,
1:12:46
look, some of the metrics alone, like bezellas, when you
1:12:48
start looking at some of the metrics for like what
1:12:50
happened to those guys at Ignite, like there's some horrifying
1:12:52
numbers baked into all this stuff, and
1:12:54
I know Holland definitely has ones that'll scare you, but
1:12:57
it's a bit like Matherin. You
1:12:59
know, I even felt this way with Whitmore in the past
1:13:02
where I'd watch Cam and I'd go, is he just gonna
1:13:04
drive by everybody every single time? I'm like, I guess he
1:13:06
is. And some of that's
1:13:08
actually translated in the NBA. Matherin will
1:13:10
not be denied. Matherin will get to
1:13:12
the rim, and it's up to you
1:13:15
to like just watch because he's not
1:13:17
going to get cut off. And
1:13:20
Holland has some of that. I'm
1:13:22
not comparing him directly to those
1:13:24
guys because some of the on-ball stuff, but I
1:13:26
just, I really like, I love,
1:13:28
and he's ready to go. Like when
1:13:31
he steps on the court for
1:13:33
somebody that young, going through
1:13:35
the Ignite process, you know, decommitting from
1:13:37
Texas after Beard, there's
1:13:40
something that it stands out in comparison to some of
1:13:42
the other lottery guys, because I'm like, this guy's like
1:13:44
ready for a fight, and I'm always gonna like those
1:13:46
guys, because at least I know they care. Yeah,
1:13:49
I think that's like a great way to put it.
1:13:51
He's super competitive, right? And
1:13:53
I really appreciate that. Like that's why I still have him
1:13:55
in the top 10. Like I really
1:13:58
respect the fact that he... I
1:14:00
know he's gonna go 100% every single game.
1:14:03
I know what he's gonna bring me every
1:14:05
single night and that's valuable. Oh
1:14:09
boy. So you mentioned
1:14:13
like Ham Whitmore and Ben Mather and
1:14:15
like both those guys were, you know,
1:14:18
38 to 40% three point shooters, right? I
1:14:21
just don't buy the shot with Ron
1:14:23
at all is my issue. Like
1:14:26
I've seen it in person. I've seen
1:14:28
it, you know, every
1:14:30
three he's taken this year probably and it's
1:14:33
just inconsistent. And I don't
1:14:35
love like the way like he gets into
1:14:37
the shot. I think it's just like a
1:14:39
total rewrite in terms of like how
1:14:42
he's gonna have to fix his mechanics once he gets
1:14:44
to the league. The
1:14:46
decision-making tree seems like kind of off, right? But
1:14:48
you could say that about a lot of young
1:14:50
guys like Whit, that's one with like Whitmore where
1:14:52
it was like so clear where like he just
1:14:54
didn't have that, you know, vision
1:14:56
looking out. It was all gonna try
1:14:58
and put guys in the basket. Once he had the ball, the ball
1:15:00
was Cam Whitmore's. So
1:15:04
that's I think like fixable,
1:15:06
I hope. I think that as a guy
1:15:08
gets older, you know, Jaylen Brown's a great
1:15:10
example of this, right? Like Jaylen Brown like
1:15:12
never looked outward once he started driving, but
1:15:14
figured it out as he got older. The
1:15:17
thing that disappointed me most about Ron Holland this
1:15:19
year, and again, I say
1:15:21
this as somebody, like I'm like shitting on
1:15:24
him and you know, like talking about like
1:15:26
every part of his game that I don't
1:15:28
like, right? I
1:15:30
really thought he struggled on defense this year
1:15:33
was my issue. Like was
1:15:35
not nearly as good of a scrambled defender is
1:15:37
what you would hope for. I thought he closed
1:15:39
out super high. I thought his technique was like
1:15:41
terrible. And like
1:15:44
you would see moments where he's great on the ball
1:15:46
like just for mo, like if he gets a matchup
1:15:48
like he's gonna be able to like put that guy
1:15:50
in a real issue because he's six, seven with a
1:15:52
six, 11 wingspan and plays hard and is
1:15:54
disruptive and is like super strong through his
1:15:56
core. But again, like it
1:15:59
was the processing again. like off the ball
1:16:01
is just like, man, I just want, I
1:16:03
want you to be better because I love watching
1:16:05
you play. But
1:16:07
then I look at the way that
1:16:09
the league is going. Like I want these guys
1:16:11
that like think through it quicker
1:16:14
and react better and can shoot like
1:16:16
it's, he goes
1:16:18
against like everything I want in the
1:16:20
modern NBA right now almost, but I
1:16:22
just respect the shit out of how
1:16:24
hard he plays and I can't get
1:16:26
past that all boasts. Uh,
1:16:29
yeah, look, that's, that's all
1:16:31
fair. Because
1:16:33
when I, when I watch some of
1:16:35
the best defensive stuff, it's his aggressiveness, right?
1:16:38
Yeah. And the problem is, is that
1:16:40
same aggressiveness leads to like, what are you
1:16:42
doing out here? Yeah, by you going
1:16:44
into the passing lane or like, you
1:16:46
know, across half court, the other team wants to swing it
1:16:48
to the other side. And like, when, when you get that
1:16:51
play, when you pick that one off, and then leads out
1:16:53
to the break, and you throw down this great dunk and
1:16:55
all this stuff, it's like, it looks really,
1:16:57
really good. But there's just
1:16:59
the other times you're like, why, why are you trying
1:17:01
to do this right now? Because you're compromising everything else
1:17:03
that we're doing. I
1:17:06
guess there was just one play with him where there's
1:17:08
two big guys on the other team right at
1:17:11
the rim, the shot goes up, the balls kind
1:17:13
of loose, and they're both kind of expecting a
1:17:15
one of us is going to get this. And
1:17:17
Holland just comes in from the baseline grabs the
1:17:20
ball right away from him and fucking finishes and
1:17:22
nobody even knew the other two guys weren't even
1:17:24
aware of what had just happened. Because
1:17:26
Holland had decided like this is so you're at
1:17:28
least with me on the Holland Cody Williams thing
1:17:31
because I've seen it reversed. I
1:17:33
have Cody ahead of Ron, but maybe
1:17:36
you're where I saw it reversed. No,
1:17:39
like I've gone WYO
1:17:41
on Cody the whole year. Like it
1:17:43
was so funny. Like I was just
1:17:45
finalizing rankings today, really. And I was
1:17:47
just like, well, you know, I guess I'm moving Cody up
1:17:49
again. I guess like, it just like
1:17:51
ended up that like, Cody like slid up the
1:17:54
board to six. And I was like, well, do
1:17:57
I really believe this? I don't know. But
1:18:00
I know that like he is a
1:18:03
worker. I know that he is somebody
1:18:05
that I think he thinks
1:18:07
the game at a high level. Like I do. I
1:18:09
know that you're saying like you hated the way that
1:18:11
he would like back down and like
1:18:15
end up driving and like posting these
1:18:17
dudes and taking these like bullshit, like
1:18:19
17 footers, right? But I
1:18:22
thought that he actually put like real pressure on
1:18:24
the rim in a college setting that was like
1:18:26
very, very difficult to do so, even though Colorado
1:18:29
had like a very well spaced court, like it's
1:18:31
just always difficult to put pressure on the rim.
1:18:33
If you're six foot six with seven foot one
1:18:35
wing span in college basketball, you just naturally take
1:18:37
up more space on the court than what these
1:18:39
other guys do. And it's harder to drive. So
1:18:43
I like that he put pressure on the rim. I
1:18:45
thought that from like basically
1:18:47
mid January onward after he, I think
1:18:49
he broke his nose and then had
1:18:51
the ankle stuff happen, I thought
1:18:53
we just like didn't see the best of them, basically. Like
1:18:55
if you go and you watch the tournament games, like compared
1:18:58
to the games that he
1:19:00
played in December, November, right?
1:19:03
He just looked compromised to me at the end
1:19:05
of the day. Like he just didn't look like
1:19:07
the same guy in terms of
1:19:09
first step and in terms of, uh,
1:19:13
you know, being able to like drive off
1:19:15
of that ankle in any way. So maybe
1:19:18
I'm just giving him too much credit, honestly. Like
1:19:20
maybe I'm like giving him credit, you know, in
1:19:22
the face of, well, I know we didn't see
1:19:24
the best of him because he has, he has
1:19:27
an excuse for why we didn't see the best
1:19:29
of him. Whereas like some of these other guys,
1:19:31
like they don't have the excuse necessarily. And maybe
1:19:33
that's unfair, but yeah, I've liked the passing going
1:19:35
back to when he was younger, I think that
1:19:38
defensively, like he showed, you know, some signs of
1:19:40
being able to like play within a scheme this
1:19:42
year, but yeah, like he was
1:19:44
one that just like kept sliding up the board. And like,
1:19:46
I can't even, like I don't have a good excuse for
1:19:48
it. I can
1:19:50
just tell you that I need to go back and watch, watch
1:19:53
more. Of him because the second
1:19:55
half of the season, I think to your point,
1:19:57
there's just, I think there's guys
1:19:59
that. get the ball, they have
1:20:01
the resume, and they just go, well, I
1:20:03
guess I'm gonna drive. And it's
1:20:06
like, okay, but there has to be some hope
1:20:08
on the drive, there has to be like some moment
1:20:10
where you feel like, okay, this is something that
1:20:13
could potentially work, and there's just a lot of
1:20:15
plays, and because he's slight, and I know it'll
1:20:17
get bigger, he gets kind of rerouted a
1:20:19
little bit as
1:20:22
he's on his way to the rim. Okay, I think
1:20:24
there's somebody we left out, though, that we need to
1:20:26
make sure we get to. And is that your number
1:20:28
two guy right now? No, I've read
1:20:30
it too. Who are you talking about? Topich.
1:20:33
So I ended up with Topich a
1:20:35
little bit lower, but look,
1:20:38
he's like the big question right now. Like
1:20:40
I get asked the question, like
1:20:43
what do you think Nikola Topich's
1:20:46
range is right now more than
1:20:48
anybody else by NBA teams? Because
1:20:51
nobody has a real great feel for it, it
1:20:53
feels like after the, he has a partially torn
1:20:55
ACL for people who don't know. Six
1:20:58
foot six point guard can really pass and
1:21:00
play make, played for mega, the prospect
1:21:03
factory over in Serbia to start the year, and
1:21:05
then decided that
1:21:07
he's owned, his rights are owned,
1:21:09
not he's owned, originally by Red
1:21:11
Star, which is this Euro league
1:21:14
power over in Serbia, and
1:21:16
he decided to go back there for the rest
1:21:19
of his season in January, and
1:21:22
he sprained his knee after like four
1:21:24
games, came back, played
1:21:27
like four more games, and
1:21:29
ended up partially tearing his ACL. So
1:21:34
it's a complicated conversation with him. I almost
1:21:36
don't care that he's like a write off
1:21:38
for a year. My
1:21:40
issue is that this was a guy that was kind
1:21:42
of like off the radar a little bit coming into
1:21:44
the year, and
1:21:47
we're really all basing, having him as like
1:21:50
a top three, top five, top seven guy,
1:21:52
wherever you have him, off of
1:21:54
like a 13 game sample with mega,
1:21:56
when if you
1:21:58
look at like what happened when the Cola, Jurisic
1:22:01
who I would bet is definitely a resillo guy
1:22:03
based off of what I know about you. If
1:22:05
you watch him, uh, Jurisic
1:22:08
came in and average like 18 points and
1:22:10
had like a 59 true shooting percentage after
1:22:13
Topich went out. So I think like
1:22:15
part of it can be attributed to
1:22:18
the scheme a little bit, but
1:22:20
then he does stuff as a passer and playmaker
1:22:22
where he's like clearly manipulating like old
1:22:25
men, uh, in the Adriatic league and it's
1:22:27
like, well, this is super impressive, but then
1:22:30
he's like six, six with a six, six wingspan. I ended up
1:22:32
with him at 13. Like I just
1:22:34
don't feel super confident one way or another
1:22:36
about him because the sample is just too
1:22:38
small. Oh wow. Okay. So you, you've
1:22:41
dropped him quite a bit then from where you were at in
1:22:43
May. Uh, if
1:22:46
I, well on the mock, yeah, I think I had
1:22:48
him at like six on the board, but I've dropped
1:22:50
him a good amount. Yeah. I just
1:22:52
never got comfortable with the sample size is
1:22:54
my issue. I want to finish with Ronnie
1:22:56
James. Now this is going to say this
1:22:58
seemed like unfair because we're comparing Ronnie to
1:23:00
lottery picks. We're not, we're just adding in
1:23:02
the highlight headline like any show would have
1:23:05
like, okay, let's talk about Ronnie James. So
1:23:08
I did a deep dive this week and
1:23:12
I can't believe we're even doing this. There's
1:23:17
almost nothing that stands
1:23:19
out. He, you
1:23:22
forget he's on the floor in
1:23:24
college. Yeah. The
1:23:26
shooting numbers are not good. Um,
1:23:29
a cool screen here or there. I think
1:23:32
he's a really engaged like half court guy. Um,
1:23:35
yeah, there'll be a nice pass here or
1:23:37
there. But
1:23:39
the idea that a team is going to
1:23:42
spend a first round pick on this kind
1:23:44
of player makes zero sense
1:23:46
to me. And I, it
1:23:48
would have to simply be, they
1:23:51
want to do clutch the favor or
1:23:53
be able to say that the clutch was, was
1:23:55
able to get Ronnie James drafted in the first
1:23:57
round because we would never, ever.
1:24:00
talk about a player that
1:24:02
plays like him at his size without the shooting.
1:24:05
There's no good numbers. There's
1:24:07
just not like I looked at all the catch and shoot stuff and
1:24:09
like you just go what, what am I supposed
1:24:11
to do with this? And
1:24:14
if people can take this however they want. But
1:24:16
like we're talking about draft prospects, the good and
1:24:19
the bad. And if we went 60 players deep,
1:24:21
Sam and I would have all sorts of players
1:24:23
that we couldn't stand. But
1:24:26
now after I've done the real like
1:24:28
digging in and watching him play, no
1:24:32
NBA team would you be drafting a six to
1:24:34
glue guy that put up no numbers in college
1:24:36
in the first round, but somehow we're going to
1:24:38
debate this. Well, I can, I
1:24:40
mean, I can tell even go more baseline than that.
1:24:42
Like you're bringing up like catch shoot numbers and all
1:24:45
this stuff. I've done, you know, a
1:24:47
dive back to like 2008 or
1:24:50
so. And I believe
1:24:52
that Bronnie would be the only
1:24:54
one and done like ever drafted
1:24:56
point blank that is
1:24:58
six foot one that
1:25:01
averaged under five points per game.
1:25:04
Like it's just like an
1:25:06
uncommonly small,
1:25:08
you know, player
1:25:10
that didn't have production that's
1:25:12
in the draft. And look, I
1:25:16
would be staggered if somebody used a first round pick
1:25:18
on him. I don't think that's going to happen for
1:25:20
what it's worth. I mean,
1:25:22
like, I guess Phoenix has had him in for
1:25:24
a workout and maybe
1:25:26
they're going to have him in for a second one, but
1:25:28
like, I
1:25:32
can't, I can't see
1:25:34
it. Honestly, I think that this is just setting
1:25:36
up every step of the way.
1:25:38
Like rich Paul went on that interview tour,
1:25:40
you know, talk to Chris Haynes, talk to
1:25:42
Woge and the folks at ESPN, right? And
1:25:46
strategically, everything that he did there in
1:25:48
my opinion, and like, I don't say
1:25:50
this, having talked to rich Paul, like
1:25:53
this is just my opinion
1:25:55
on like the strategy of the whole situation,
1:25:58
everything that he did there. was
1:26:00
in my opinion in a
1:26:02
goal to get him to fall to a certain
1:26:04
spot, which my guess is 55
1:26:06
to the Lakers, right? Saying that he won't
1:26:08
do it two way, saying that
1:26:11
he's going to be very specific with where he goes to
1:26:13
work out, right? Turns down a bunch
1:26:16
of workouts from teams. To
1:26:19
me, that's just how you set it up
1:26:21
for somebody to drop to a certain level.
1:26:25
To where he's able
1:26:27
to end up in the situation that he wants to
1:26:29
end up in. I don't
1:26:31
have Bronnie James in my top 70. I don't.
1:26:35
I'm with you. I don't see it. Like
1:26:38
I've Riley Minnocks from Moorhead
1:26:40
State ahead of him, right? Who's
1:26:43
like a 23 year old kid that
1:26:45
played four years at Nova Southeastern, not
1:26:48
Nova Southeastern, Southeastern at
1:26:50
the NAIA level, right?
1:26:53
So I don't
1:26:55
get it. I'm with you. I can't
1:26:57
believe that we're doing this on some level.
1:27:01
I can't believe that we're doing the the
1:27:03
media tour and look
1:27:05
like I'm not going to lie to you like
1:27:08
I'm guilty of it on some level. I've written.
1:27:10
I've been asked to write like a bunch of
1:27:12
stories on it and the
1:27:14
stories click like undeniably the stories
1:27:16
do incredibly well because he is
1:27:18
somebody people are curious about like in a
1:27:20
real way. And I think that they're curious
1:27:22
because of the leverage piece of it with
1:27:24
LeBron. Obviously this summer
1:27:26
is a free agent and they're curious because
1:27:29
of you know, the
1:27:31
father-son dynamic and everything. But look,
1:27:34
I he is a six foot one
1:27:37
player. This is kind
1:27:39
of what it comes down to for me. He's a six foot one player
1:27:41
that like I don't think can dribble well. Like
1:27:44
everyone's like, oh yeah, he can be like this three and
1:27:46
D player. Do you
1:27:48
know how fucking good Avery Bradley was at basketball?
1:27:50
He was like a top five recruit
1:27:52
in the country and average
1:27:54
like 10 points a game at Texas
1:27:56
was all freshmen that year and was
1:27:59
like incredible defensively. He was
1:28:01
like, Bronnie James is a good defensive basketball player
1:28:03
as a freshman and as a teenager. He's not
1:28:06
like Avery Bradley, who was like the best
1:28:08
on ball defender in college basketball that year.
1:28:11
Like it's yeah. Like
1:28:14
I, in my opinion, it would have been better for
1:28:16
Bronnie James. Like the, the
1:28:18
best thing that was suggested to me by people
1:28:20
around, you know, uh, like,
1:28:23
let's say the basketball world was
1:28:26
Bronnie should go back to college, go
1:28:29
to Duquesne and transfer where Drew Joyce is
1:28:31
there. Drew Joyce obviously played with LeBron
1:28:34
in high school, just got the job from
1:28:36
Keith Dambrott who coached LeBron in high school.
1:28:39
Uh, that's a place where like, if you needed
1:28:41
a trust factor, if you feel like, you know,
1:28:43
USC didn't go well, you know, I
1:28:46
can't imagine them not trusting Drew Joyce
1:28:48
to like really take care of Bronnie
1:28:50
and just letting him develop like
1:28:53
guys are so good in
1:28:55
the NBA. Like
1:28:58
it's, it's silly, but like I went through
1:29:00
this earlier with somebody, do you remember
1:29:02
how good Tony Allen was in college? Oh
1:29:05
yeah. Tony Allen won the big
1:29:07
12 player of the year. He
1:29:09
won the big 12 tournament MVP was the best player on a
1:29:11
31 and four final four
1:29:13
team at Oklahoma state
1:29:16
that beat the Jamir Nelson
1:29:18
Delonte West team that like everybody
1:29:20
loved. And
1:29:22
like this guy ended up being like
1:29:24
a defensive specialist in the NBA. Yeah.
1:29:27
He was the D without the three. Yeah.
1:29:31
And it was funny because the Celtics, the Celtics like tried him
1:29:33
at point guard for a little while. I
1:29:35
remember that I was like, wait, I don't know about
1:29:37
this deal. Look, I think it's, it's
1:29:39
all, it's all fair. You're talking about players and whether or
1:29:42
not we think they can be guys. And
1:29:44
the more I dug into it, I just was
1:29:46
watching it going like that. We would never, there's
1:29:48
no player that's ever played like this that put
1:29:50
up such little production. And
1:29:54
then when you look at like the catch and shoot points per
1:29:56
shot and you look at like the guarded catch and shoot points
1:29:58
per shot and you just go. This
1:30:00
is a I actually feel bad for him.
1:30:03
I feel bad because if he is drafted to
1:30:05
a team that is not Connected
1:30:08
to his father in that
1:30:10
first year. It's gonna be fans
1:30:12
that are really excited about it. And they're just
1:30:15
They're just gonna be like well, they're gonna
1:30:17
have a weird set of expectations on them
1:30:20
Well, like I've seen I've seen to like
1:30:22
the idea of oh, no, like
1:30:24
he'll help like juice the G League team Like
1:30:27
he'll help, you know get us
1:30:29
like merchandising things okay, like maybe they
1:30:31
might sell like G League jerseys of
1:30:33
brawny James, but Like
1:30:37
nobody here's the thing. So like
1:30:39
let's say that you get better TV ratings
1:30:41
You're not actually selling like the
1:30:43
you know TV You
1:30:45
know nobody no advertisers are going
1:30:47
to no providers are
1:30:50
going to take G-league games
1:30:52
because brawny James is there without like a
1:30:54
proof of concept And
1:30:57
the problem there is that okay, let's
1:30:59
say brawny is good, right? And
1:31:01
he becomes a show for the G League. He's just gonna
1:31:04
get called up and Let's
1:31:06
say that he's bad. Nobody's gonna care
1:31:08
if he's bad So it's
1:31:10
like a USC this year like USC I
1:31:12
think that their average attendance was like 65
1:31:15
percent this year or something while brawny was
1:31:17
there like it wasn't very good like it's
1:31:19
any of the like Marketing things
1:31:21
I've seen like I just think that
1:31:24
they fall apart on any sort of
1:31:26
closer scrutiny No
1:31:29
Yeah, like to me it's all about like you
1:31:31
mentioned like feeling bad for him like It's
1:31:34
all about the kids and like all about just like making
1:31:36
sure these kids like get developed in the right way and
1:31:38
I truly think that like the best circumstance for him would
1:31:40
have just been like going to a smaller school and Becoming
1:31:43
more comfortable just handling the ball and
1:31:45
you know being a better on ball player When's
1:31:48
the newest mockout you out today
1:31:50
you're saying I don't whenever it
1:31:52
gets edited today or tomorrow I would hope yeah,
1:31:55
cuz what is this is going live Thursday live
1:31:58
Thursday. So yeah, hopefully Thursday it'll
1:32:00
be out and then the full draft
1:32:02
guide will be out on Thursday or
1:32:04
Friday is the idea. So you guys
1:32:07
will have a lot of words from me over
1:32:09
the course of the next little while. Looking
1:32:11
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1:32:14
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1:32:16
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you go. When
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I don't know how many of
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1:36:15
decently handy having worked for several subcontractors and
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done a fair amount of home renovations over
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the years. And this project is
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way over my head. Our guy should expect this
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1:36:39
when it comes to electrical power, plumbing, et cetera. Our
1:36:42
van now sits on the side of the house collecting
1:36:44
dust. Our guy would be better off yoloing on
1:36:46
GameStop with Roaring Kitty. Thanks
1:36:49
for the show guys. All
1:36:51
right. Wow, living in a van
1:36:53
down by the river. Not as easy as it seems.
1:36:57
It's hard. Not fully referenced for you. Yeah,
1:37:00
no, we got it. We got it. Appreciate
1:37:02
it. We skew younger lately, so I just wanted to
1:37:05
throw it out there. Yep, that's fair.
1:37:08
This guy said, to the guy who wanted to get
1:37:10
a van to go see the national parks, don't do
1:37:12
that. You're over your skis, assuming you'll have the time,
1:37:14
tools, and skills you need to build out a van
1:37:16
the way you want. Get a four by four, slap
1:37:18
on a rooftop tent, buy yourself a
1:37:21
small diesel heater and some cheap camp gear,
1:37:23
and you're set cheaper, more efficient, easier side
1:37:25
bonus. You'll also have a car. That's
1:37:29
a good one. I
1:37:32
admire your goal to build something to see the parks, but
1:37:34
building a van will take all that desire
1:37:36
out of you, almost like buying a
1:37:38
boat. The second best day is when you get rid of
1:37:40
it. Yep, we've heard the joke a thousand times.
1:37:43
But, this email is
1:37:46
really good. I
1:37:48
don't think we have anything else to add. Although, yeah, I did
1:37:51
have somebody follow up and be like, hey, you, people
1:37:53
get so mad about, I've
1:37:56
noticed this over the years of like, whenever I reference any of
1:37:58
the construction days, really mad about it.
1:38:01
Like I'm fucking lying about it. Yeah, like,
1:38:03
I don't know what to tell
1:38:05
you. But yeah, mostly the
1:38:08
framers don't know how to do any of the
1:38:10
other stuff. And the electrical
1:38:12
people don't know how to frame. And
1:38:14
the finished carpenters want nothing to do
1:38:16
with the framers. And the
1:38:18
framers don't have the delicate touch of the finished
1:38:20
carpenters. I mean, you know, look, it's a team. It's
1:38:23
a team. There's rebounders, there's screensetters,
1:38:25
shooters, defenders. Who's
1:38:28
the star player? Who's the little brawn of the
1:38:30
construction site? Well, that's the GC.
1:38:34
But it just becomes a collection of everybody
1:38:36
thinking everybody else sucks at what they do,
1:38:38
which is really funny. It
1:38:41
is a lot like a basketball team. It's
1:38:44
almost like a Paul George podcast. We're
1:38:50
like after the house is done, you just do a pod. GC
1:38:53
is like, well, you know,
1:38:55
our insulation guys, we're not great.
1:38:57
It's like, well, isn't that really your call? By
1:39:03
the way, Paul George sharing that Hardin
1:39:05
said that a
1:39:09
player's talk and Daryl Morey and the Sixers
1:39:11
and all this stuff. Do you realize how
1:39:13
insane Paul George sharing that while
1:39:16
he's sharing the ultimate leverage that
1:39:18
he has to get the extra year from the Clippers?
1:39:23
That's that's more of an open. It's not really life advice.
1:39:25
I won't let us here. Yeah,
1:39:28
no, I feel like I feel like we're I
1:39:30
need to warm us up here. So let's just get to an email. Okay,
1:39:33
picking up girls to the gym. Good luck. 2557 173. Precise
1:39:35
dude. Player comp late career Raymond Felton.
1:39:42
Not at 173. Do decent
1:39:45
passer might hit a three, but that's about it.
1:39:47
I live in Brooklyn, originally from New Jersey. I've
1:39:50
never been much of a ladies man stems
1:39:52
from self confidence issues, lack of putting myself out there
1:39:54
and kind of not wanting to get out of my
1:39:56
own comfort zone. Move to Brooklyn back in
1:39:58
October, I went on a bunch of to dates for a
1:40:00
while, mainly through online dating. I've
1:40:03
always kind of hated the guy that hits on girls
1:40:05
at the gym, but recently I was thinking of sparking
1:40:07
a conversation. I figure someone who gets to the gym
1:40:09
could potentially be worth pursuing. The question is, is there
1:40:11
a good way to go about this? If you ever
1:40:13
done it, I love the pod.
1:40:17
Not gonna lie, it's a tough one. Yeah, if
1:40:20
you're not a ladies man and you're
1:40:22
primarily interacting with women via online, this
1:40:25
is not the place to try out your skills. Maybe
1:40:28
try a farmer's market first or something, goddamn.
1:40:31
You think a farmer's market is easier? That's triple A?
1:40:33
No, I actually don't think so either, but I just,
1:40:35
I don't know if that's... Summer
1:40:38
league is not, it's
1:40:41
definitely not the gym. I mean, I
1:40:43
feel like- What's the summer league, what's the summer league
1:40:45
of meeting people? College? Amusement park?
1:40:47
Well, college, obviously. Yeah, totally,
1:40:50
totally. 1000 times. College
1:40:52
is, because it's just, there's that great long and-
1:40:54
College is like a skills camp. It's like fucking
1:40:56
this. It's
1:40:58
like a summer skills camp. Yeah,
1:41:03
I almost feel like it's kind of like a lower,
1:41:06
is it like D3 hoops where you're like, well, that shit's not
1:41:08
gonna work when you go to the next level. Like
1:41:12
you think you can dribble past this guy and
1:41:15
you think that's a good shot, but once the
1:41:17
competition gets a little bit better, that move's not
1:41:19
gonna work, it's spin dribble. Yeah,
1:41:24
that's good. I think the major
1:41:26
leagues is just maybe meat
1:41:28
packing district and it's prime. I
1:41:35
would probably name like five
1:41:37
different LA hangs, but like if
1:41:39
you walk into there, you will
1:41:41
be exposed immediately,
1:41:45
or you just hang and cheer. Made
1:41:49
another three. Happy to be here, guy. Yeah, right, like
1:41:52
I didn't- Free shirts guy, free gear guy. Good
1:41:55
bench, man. Yeah. Okay,
1:41:59
the G. The gym, the gym. I
1:42:01
think the only way it really works at the gym, and you've
1:42:04
already said, like, by the way, first of all, a
1:42:08
very basic thing that I
1:42:10
believe in is that I
1:42:12
too don't like the guy that hits on everybody at
1:42:14
the gym, because I'm just like, here you go. But
1:42:17
in a way, I think there's a little
1:42:19
baked in, is it jealousy?
1:42:22
Is it, is it, I
1:42:25
wouldn't do that, but I kinda wish I could,
1:42:28
or good for him, like who gives a
1:42:30
shit? Now, the guy
1:42:32
who hits on everybody at the gym falls into a bunch
1:42:34
of different categories. Like, one guy is
1:42:36
just that good of a ladies man, and he's
1:42:39
good looking, and he looks great at the gym,
1:42:41
and he's just had a very, right,
1:42:43
he's had a very, very blessed life, and he
1:42:46
is the number one option when
1:42:48
women are out, and they see him with his
1:42:50
group of friends, like he's the number one option.
1:42:52
And congrats to those fucking guys, because you're just
1:42:55
gonna have a different life than the rest of
1:42:57
us. The other
1:43:00
guy is the guy that just doesn't care.
1:43:02
He knows he has no chance, but
1:43:04
he's still just going to do it. And
1:43:06
I think that guy trends a little bit
1:43:08
older, or maybe he's divorced, and he's like,
1:43:10
fuck it, fuck everything, just firing on everybody
1:43:13
everywhere, because I don't care. And he's
1:43:15
just, he's playing a volume game,
1:43:18
and it eventually might even work out for him. So
1:43:21
really, yeah,
1:43:23
kinda like the Nick Young of, of
1:43:25
gym guys, but older. Like the guy who won the
1:43:28
first time he gambled, and now he's just like, fuck,
1:43:30
remember that one time? That was awesome. Because
1:43:32
at some point it works, right? At some
1:43:35
point some of this works, but if
1:43:37
anyone, if it's a woman that's at
1:43:40
the gym that is,
1:43:44
let's say a certain tier of desirability. Careful,
1:43:46
yeah. Yeah. I
1:43:49
mean, she's dealt with this her
1:43:52
whole life. And
1:43:55
look, everybody wants attention, but they usually
1:43:57
want it from the people they want
1:43:59
attention from. So for
1:44:01
somebody who was really into the gym, who's a woman,
1:44:03
you know, in a way, it's,
1:44:05
it's kind of like, I seriously, like, this is going
1:44:07
to happen fucking here too. Um,
1:44:10
you know, I know some people are listening like, Oh, you
1:44:12
poor thing that everybody's always chasing after you, but like you
1:44:14
get the point, you go to the gym. You
1:44:16
hope you could kind of escape it. Although some gyms almost
1:44:19
are catered to like, you feel like, is this about meeting
1:44:21
people or whatever, like when I rolled into some places when
1:44:23
I've been traveling, I'm like, what the fuck is going on
1:44:25
in here? So the
1:44:28
only thing I can tell you, the only thing that I think
1:44:30
it ever works in the trainer things
1:44:32
like a whole nother level, that's like, that's,
1:44:36
that's the NBA finals if it's not the
1:44:38
league, because the trainer is
1:44:40
like, Oh cool. Another guy's hitting on me because
1:44:42
the trainer is a bit like the cocktail waitress
1:44:44
where like she kind of has to say hi
1:44:46
to you more so than just another patron. And
1:44:49
then you think like, Oh, this is great. Like she's engaging
1:44:51
with me a little bit. It's like, yeah, well she kind
1:44:54
of has to because she fucking works there. Um,
1:44:56
so it really felt like, so
1:44:58
don't start thinking that you're actually making any headway. The
1:45:00
only thing I can tell you is just the
1:45:04
long game. It is the long game,
1:45:06
uh, scenario because
1:45:09
you're going to probably see this person again,
1:45:11
if you're on the same gym routine. Whereas
1:45:14
if you see a girl out,
1:45:16
I don't know, you might not ever
1:45:18
see that person again, so you'll think like, okay, I have
1:45:20
to, there's pressures on here. Yeah. I've got to figure out
1:45:22
how to make a great first impression. I have to seem
1:45:25
interested. I have to ask good followups. I have to listen
1:45:27
more than I'm talking. I have to do all these things.
1:45:29
I have to maybe somehow impress her
1:45:31
in a way that doesn't seem arrogant, but I am
1:45:33
talking myself up a little bit. So he's like all
1:45:35
these things that you have to do in a very
1:45:37
short amount of time in a difficult
1:45:39
setting, the gym, the bonus is
1:45:41
that you're probably going to see that person. So
1:45:44
I'm, if I'm advising you
1:45:46
here on this one, although I appreciate you wanting
1:45:48
to go, Hey, I need to be a little
1:45:51
different. I'm going to have to change. I think
1:45:53
those are really good things. The self-awareness that you're
1:45:55
talking about, but it's tough. It's
1:45:57
going to be really tough. And I think you have to go
1:45:59
at it. it from a make
1:46:01
some sort of connection, whether it's,
1:46:04
hey, are you done with that rope
1:46:06
pull down? Okay. And
1:46:08
then, you know, you don't want to see
1:46:10
her a week later and be like, yeah, rope pull down girl, what's
1:46:13
going on? But you know
1:46:15
what I mean? Like, yeah, you need a little bit
1:46:17
of, of that because you'll,
1:46:21
if you're aware of any of the cues of this
1:46:24
stuff, like there's times in all of our lives, and
1:46:26
I think the men listening to this go, well, actually,
1:46:28
I don't think it's, I can
1:46:30
only speak from a man's perspective, but
1:46:32
all of us will notice like, Oh,
1:46:34
okay, that was a slightly different reaction.
1:46:36
Or there's a, there's a follow up
1:46:38
there or somebody's like talking to you.
1:46:41
Right. Like I thought about wearing the walking boot
1:46:43
for the rest of my life. Once I was
1:46:45
walking around at the gym and that thing. Oh
1:46:48
my God. Yeah. I was like, maybe I
1:46:51
just keep this thing on forever and join
1:46:53
like five gyms. This is
1:46:55
incredible. But you
1:46:58
have to plant a seed
1:47:00
in a way that seems like
1:47:02
you're not planting it and
1:47:04
then progressively move
1:47:06
forward. Maybe it's a
1:47:08
catch up for a couple minutes. Hey, where
1:47:11
are you originally from? So now you're actually
1:47:13
having that conversation, granted much later than
1:47:15
you would have the timeline of randomly meeting this person
1:47:17
at a bar or a first date or any of
1:47:20
that kind of stuff. So
1:47:22
that you are presenting yourself as
1:47:24
like, not a friend
1:47:27
first, but somebody that wasn't so eager that you
1:47:29
were asking for your phone number while you're on
1:47:31
the fucking elliptical. Yeah. Also,
1:47:33
it's not just like,
1:47:35
this isn't like a hunting ground, which I think
1:47:38
he's like talking like there isn't like some girl.
1:47:40
This isn't an email about a girl that he
1:47:42
saw. He's like, should I just start firing shots?
1:47:44
So yeah, this is, you're not invested in anyone
1:47:46
it sounds like. So yeah, I think start the
1:47:48
long game now. And, you know, as long as
1:47:51
you're not writing in with a gym altercation thing,
1:47:53
you won't have to switch gyms and start from
1:47:55
scratch again. So that'll be good. But yeah, I
1:47:58
agree with you. It's like, be cool over a
1:48:00
long. period of time, don't be like desperate or,
1:48:02
or annoying or whatever. Just like, you know what it takes
1:48:04
to be cool. We've all been in high school, right? You
1:48:07
even if you weren't that guy, you know what it looks
1:48:09
like to be cool in
1:48:11
those situations. So just yeah, I agree. Long game.
1:48:13
That's all I have. My question
1:48:15
would be why? You know,
1:48:17
we all have our things wrong. Good at what we're
1:48:19
good at. Why? Is this like where he's
1:48:22
just trying to step out and just like, hey, let me
1:48:24
flex his muscle that I don't normally flex by talking to
1:48:26
people at the gym or talking to girls at the gym,
1:48:28
because like, there's nothing wrong with, you know, if you're not
1:48:30
that like Rico Suave and like somebody who's gonna go up
1:48:32
and or just like physically impress
1:48:34
someone or, you know, impress them
1:48:37
with conversation. You know,
1:48:39
there's nothing wrong with the online dating scene or just doing stuff
1:48:41
the normal way. So I'm just I'm just interested in why he's
1:48:43
why he wants to do this. Like, why does he does he
1:48:45
just feel like he needs to as a man of like, hey,
1:48:48
I need to I need to like, you know, talk to girls
1:48:50
in person and do it the old fashioned way. Because I don't
1:48:52
if he's not comfortable with it. And it's kind of awkward for
1:48:54
him, you don't have to do it. So I guess that would
1:48:56
be my advice. It's like, you don't have to do this if
1:48:58
you don't want to do it. So I don't know why he
1:49:01
wants to do so bad. Maybe he's just like riled up on
1:49:03
the treadmill and he sees all these people and he's like, should
1:49:05
I do something about this? Or do I just have to let
1:49:07
it go? I don't know. Let's see. I
1:49:09
like that. I like that he's looking around going, all
1:49:12
right, I need to be more in the mix here. But it's
1:49:14
just very difficult. Like guys that'll write in and be like, I'm
1:49:16
having a tough time meeting women and you just go, well, okay.
1:49:19
All right. And we're like, what do we say?
1:49:21
Probably say the same stuff over and over again.
1:49:24
Like join the local yoga spot. But the problem
1:49:26
is if you're like a really, I never really
1:49:28
by the way, I never said that. No,
1:49:31
if you went into like a yoga class
1:49:34
regularly, and you're probably one
1:49:37
of the few men in there. But
1:49:40
then you still your access
1:49:42
has changed. But if you haven't really changed
1:49:44
your mindset about it, then it just means
1:49:47
that you're not going to talk anybody talk
1:49:49
to anybody in this setting, right?
1:49:51
The same as the farmer's market or any other thing.
1:49:53
I think the farmer's market is like insane town, by
1:49:55
the way, just like no, it's wrong. Like that's wrong.
1:49:57
Like, hey, I gotta tell you the raspberries down there
1:49:59
are way better. Is
1:50:01
that your kid? Oh,
1:50:04
house sitting. So
1:50:07
because like
1:50:10
we talked about the breakup with the guy who just
1:50:12
broke up earlier this week and
1:50:15
the realization is you get older where you
1:50:19
don't want to spend a ton of time
1:50:21
of relitigating the past, but there'll
1:50:25
be these moments once you get out of that heartbreak
1:50:27
scenario of like, I can't believe I spent this much
1:50:29
time feeling this way. But
1:50:31
it's just hard to get yourself out of
1:50:33
that sooner, even with everyone around you
1:50:36
telling you that time is going to fix it. And
1:50:38
it really does. This
1:50:40
is not the same thing, but there's
1:50:43
similarities in that you'll probably hit a
1:50:45
certain age of being single
1:50:48
if you end up being single older
1:50:50
where you'll think, what was the hang-up
1:50:53
with this? Or why didn't I
1:50:56
do this? Why wasn't I more outgoing when
1:50:58
I lived here? Or I actually
1:51:00
had better, you know, like there's just a lot of
1:51:02
stuff that you get a little older and that's why
1:51:04
I think older guys that are single, I'll
1:51:07
see some of them and I'm like, these guys don't give
1:51:09
a shit. They just fire on everybody
1:51:12
because they've worked themselves.
1:51:15
Either they've always been that way or
1:51:17
they've worked through that reluctance,
1:51:19
that apprehension of
1:51:22
caring about rejection or
1:51:24
how other people will perceive them because they're just
1:51:26
thinking like, God, I don't see it. Most of
1:51:28
that shit was a complete waste of time. So
1:51:30
I actually like that the emailer's aware of some
1:51:32
of these things saying, I would like
1:51:34
to change this up a little bit. I'm just telling you. Just
1:51:39
plant those friend seeds, man. See
1:51:42
where it goes. Okay. This
1:51:45
is a weird one.
1:51:47
So let's end on
1:51:49
this because it almost
1:51:52
seems fake. Should
1:51:55
we do a fake check? Will
1:51:57
copy paste? Whatever
1:52:00
we'll go for it player cop Marcus
1:52:02
smart do all the right things, but teams are still
1:52:04
probably better off without me One
1:52:09
year into becoming a gym guy to which I partially
1:52:11
credit this podcast for will pass on sharing my rookie
1:52:14
year stats though All right, man. Good view Looking
1:52:16
for advice on what to do about a supposed
1:52:19
neighbor who honks a repetitive jingle in our parking
1:52:21
lot at random times Often in the middle of
1:52:23
the night roughly about once per week To
1:52:26
set the stage we're in a 15-story high
1:52:28
rise in Detroit with an uncovered parking lot
1:52:30
at the ground level All right, so everybody
1:52:32
follow along. All right makes sense. Yep It
1:52:36
began about six months ago around 3 a.m And
1:52:38
a weeknight someone laid on the horn in
1:52:40
a pattern that lasted seemingly 30 seconds. I'm
1:52:43
sure it woke everybody up It
1:52:45
started to happen more frequently and I've stood at the
1:52:47
window to see if I could spot who it was
1:52:49
They clearly hang out in their vehicle for a long
1:52:51
period of time. I've watched for over 10 minutes making
1:52:54
sure everyone watching out their window gives up
1:52:56
and Or
1:52:58
they've parked in the spots directly up against the
1:53:00
building where no one can see them I'm
1:53:03
obsessed with the idea of finding out who this person is
1:53:06
on one hand There's six month
1:53:08
dedication to the bit and ability
1:53:10
to evade the HOA malicious outstanding
1:53:12
When the hawker attacks in the daytime hours, I
1:53:15
kind of dig it It's familiar and it makes
1:53:17
me laugh on the other hand our building has
1:53:19
plenty of young couples with newborns and dozens of
1:53:21
seniors Who I'm surprised haven't thrown a fit over
1:53:23
it yet. I'm pretty severe Antisocial
1:53:27
behavior at this point and I'm a little
1:53:29
worried about this person's mindset who's clearly living
1:53:31
among us I've come to the conclusion
1:53:33
I've come to the conclusion the only way to
1:53:35
discover the culprit would be to run downstairs the
1:53:37
moment the honking begins and Stake out by the
1:53:39
vending machine for as long as it takes my
1:53:41
question is what do I do when I see
1:53:43
them come to The door approach I'm extremely anti-conflict
1:53:45
and I don't want problems with a distressed person
1:53:47
where I live Of course I could just check
1:53:49
out who it is and continue to scan the
1:53:51
vending machine like nothing's going on the issue There
1:53:53
is my wife will demand I rat on him
1:53:55
to the Association I've never considered myself a rat
1:53:57
would exposing the honker to the HOA militia make
1:53:59
me one. Do I just learn to enjoy being
1:54:01
woken up in the middle of the night to
1:54:03
a familiar jingle? Okay.
1:54:05
Wonder what the jingle is. I
1:54:08
know. I wish she had told us. This
1:54:11
is dedication. It's
1:54:16
one thing to call it. You
1:54:18
probably should realign your enthusiasm
1:54:20
somewhere else, but yeah. I'm
1:54:22
sure I wouldn't love it, but
1:54:25
I wouldn't want to help out the HOA no matter
1:54:27
what. Yes. Yeah.
1:54:33
What am I paying you for? You should be finding this fucking
1:54:35
guy. So.
1:54:37
All right, Kyle, you can
1:54:40
go first. Kyle's
1:54:43
like a teen. I
1:54:47
wouldn't consider it snitching if you find this guy that
1:54:50
everyone hates. It's maybe what
1:54:52
you could do is go vigilante. You could just
1:54:54
make a printout and be like,
1:54:58
found the honker. Do with it what you will. I think
1:55:02
you want to know if this guy lives here or not. I
1:55:05
can't imagine the dude lives there. He
1:55:07
does that and then either on
1:55:09
his way to work in the morning. Yeah,
1:55:11
because it's gated. I don't know how this happens.
1:55:13
But there's so many questions. I think your instincts
1:55:16
too run downstairs as soon as this thing starts
1:55:18
so you can catch a glimpse of Santa Claus.
1:55:20
I think that's great. I think you should do
1:55:22
it. What you do with it. I
1:55:24
think there's a couple of ways you can go. I
1:55:28
wouldn't feel bad about turning this information over
1:55:30
to somebody who could fucking ruin this guy's
1:55:32
day. I wouldn't actually wouldn't mind that. He's
1:55:34
like, he's not doing something to better himself. And it's
1:55:36
like, it's not like, oh, he's winning and we have to
1:55:39
lose because he's winning. He's just doing something that
1:55:41
sucks. So I
1:55:43
would be okay. I'd be okay with that. But if
1:55:45
you don't want to do it, maybe you just post
1:55:48
it on the bulletin board. Be like, I found the guy. You guys
1:55:50
want to do anything that's on you. But
1:55:53
yeah, I think totally go go after it. Find this
1:55:56
guy, even if nothing happens, you'll feel good that you
1:55:58
solve this one. Even if. nothing bad
1:56:00
happens. I think it's good to have a dream. It's good
1:56:02
to have a goal. So this is attainable.
1:56:04
I think you should do it. That's what
1:56:06
that was my thought. Like if the HOA and nobody
1:56:08
else in the building is like, really, I'm sure maybe
1:56:10
everyone individually is talking about it, but they haven't shared
1:56:12
their displeasure with other people in an effort to find
1:56:14
this person. This could be like a nice little side
1:56:16
project for you, you know, just if you're trying to
1:56:18
kill some time. Like, yeah, I don't know. I don't
1:56:20
know what your life is like if you're super busy.
1:56:22
But you know, sometimes dudes are bored out there. And
1:56:24
if you want to, you know, maybe you stake out
1:56:26
maybe you like you sleep in your car one night
1:56:28
in the garage to see if you can kind of
1:56:30
do it that way. It's not going
1:56:33
to be easy, but it could be kind of like a fun
1:56:35
side thing. And then yeah, when you actually do find the guy
1:56:37
confronting him and being like, Hey, I know it's you. And I
1:56:40
have days of number two out. I have
1:56:42
fun over you. Yeah. So that's
1:56:44
kind of what I would do. And I mean, you can
1:56:46
snitch. I don't think snitching would be I mean, like Kyle
1:56:48
said, like it's you're being the guys being an asshole. You're
1:56:51
like Robin Hood. You're not really a snitch exactly. So
1:56:54
I think you can kind of play whatever way you want.
1:56:56
Don't feel like being you're not being a dick by by
1:56:58
tattletaling on this guy. But I would I would kind of
1:57:01
make it out. I would be like a PI. I would
1:57:03
just kind of stake out different places, maybe set up some
1:57:05
cameras. I don't know if that's legal or not. So maybe
1:57:07
check that first. But I would do this on my own.
1:57:09
Yeah, I think maybe I would put the if I found
1:57:11
it, I'd like make some flyers and put the information up
1:57:13
in the like sort of like Batman dropping off like the
1:57:15
files at the courthouse or something, but like do it. This
1:57:18
what you will. And maybe there is a crazier bastard in
1:57:20
the building that will actually do this. And there's no blood
1:57:22
on your hands. That way you
1:57:24
can sleep at night. You know, this guy's getting his and
1:57:26
you're the guy who solved the crime. So I
1:57:29
think that's what we call a win win win. Couple
1:57:32
things. If the guy is getting home from work at
1:57:34
3am, what does he do? And what's this
1:57:36
guy made of? Train operator maybe. Wasn't
1:57:41
my first guess, but could be. Cabbie.
1:57:45
Can't rule it out. I'm
1:57:48
just wondering if this person might be a loud
1:57:50
card. Yeah, might be a little rough around the
1:57:52
edges. I think you're more likely to
1:57:54
be a little rough around the edges when you're coming home
1:57:56
from work at 3am. Yes, I
1:57:58
understand there's other jobs timelines. I
1:58:00
think the odds are. So
1:58:02
I mean, this guy's like, working security somewhere. Yeah,
1:58:06
maybe he's working radio. Absolutely.
1:58:09
Layup. Like,
1:58:12
Oh, what are you doing? Some local AM stuff?
1:58:14
You're running the board? All right. It's on. So
1:58:16
yeah, you
1:58:19
never know. Never know. You
1:58:21
could, you could find
1:58:23
out who he is, know who he is, not confront him.
1:58:26
Go with the vending machine thing. Kind of like
1:58:29
nod, try not to give it away. Because you
1:58:31
don't want to, you said you're anti conflict. And
1:58:34
then just maybe leave a note. Maybe you make
1:58:36
it your own little game. And you just anonymously
1:58:38
write a note and put it on his car
1:58:40
and say, I know who you are. Okay, maybe
1:58:42
you find out. Once you see who
1:58:45
he is, find out what unit he's in. Maybe
1:58:47
a little 4am. Just
1:58:51
boat horn right outside of his
1:58:53
door. And then leave a note to
1:58:55
be like, you want to play games? This
1:58:57
is all of course, if he's not a
1:58:59
bouncer coming home at three in the morning,
1:59:01
right? In Detroit. So
1:59:05
the other thing I think it's the person that does
1:59:07
this, the person that honks the horn to a jingle
1:59:09
in the middle of the night is dedicated to this
1:59:11
routine. A lot
1:59:15
of people do stuff for laughs to
1:59:18
get the approval of their friends. Like
1:59:21
I'm gonna do this, but I'm getting a reward.
1:59:23
It's a completely different
1:59:25
person. Their makeup is very different. When you
1:59:27
have that friend, it's like, why are you
1:59:29
doing this? Like I'm doing it for my
1:59:31
own enjoyment, with no one knowing that it's
1:59:33
happening. I don't want to call that
1:59:35
person psychotic. Because that's a broad
1:59:37
term. But like we had a friend that
1:59:42
did a prank, which I'm not going
1:59:44
to get specific about. It was disgusting. And it
1:59:46
was we were all living in college. And
1:59:49
he just like the
1:59:51
prank went on and on and nobody really figured out
1:59:53
what's going on. Dudes are getting pumped out by it.
1:59:56
And the guy that was doing it was
1:59:59
so excited. about talking about it.
2:00:01
You're like, what do you think this guy's deal is? And
2:00:04
then one of the other guys is like, dude, it's
2:00:06
you then. Like you just three
2:00:08
times that you can't. I'm asking about it.
2:00:10
Right, you just like, man, did everybody see
2:00:12
what happened? And then they were like, no
2:00:15
way, I can't believe this keeps happening. That
2:00:17
guy's awesome. Yeah, he's a genius. This guy's
2:00:19
a real wild card, huh? And
2:00:22
then finally, like he just broke. And then the
2:00:24
guy was like, somebody told, somebody told, and we're
2:00:26
like, no, what are you fucking weirdo? What
2:00:29
is wrong with you? So there's
2:00:32
one thing to do it for the approval of
2:00:34
many. There's one thing to do for the approval
2:00:37
of none. And
2:00:39
him just laughing, doing this little
2:00:41
jingle by himself. Like
2:00:44
I think it adds to the fear factor just a little
2:00:46
bit. Just a little. Don't
2:00:49
get the HOA involved. Well,
2:00:53
the first thing is, well, first thing, I would
2:00:55
never want to help out the HOA in
2:00:57
any situation. We
2:01:00
should have someone on from an HOA. That would be
2:01:02
great. Would they do it? How
2:01:06
honest do we have to be about what we want to talk
2:01:08
about? Yeah. Well, I know what
2:01:10
they would do. Is that violating it? I
2:01:15
know how they would position. Oh,
2:01:17
shit. I guess they'd say, justify
2:01:21
their positions over time.
2:01:24
All right. I guess we didn't have enough on
2:01:26
that. That's a tough one. We
2:01:29
get a bunch of emails when we look at Campo David. You didn't
2:01:31
think of this. We're like, all right, well, I
2:01:35
think we got it. But don't have it. Do
2:01:38
you have any thoughts on leaving notes around an
2:01:40
apartment complex? My mom, I was embarrassed when I
2:01:42
was younger, but she was a big note leaver.
2:01:45
She put stuff on her truck. She was
2:01:47
driving around with stuff on her truck. About
2:01:49
stuff that happened to her, shout
2:01:52
out Arlington Auto Entire. Couple
2:01:54
of years, she just had her
2:01:56
bad experience in like decal
2:01:59
letters. on her truck. We
2:02:02
got, I think we got thrown out of our apartment. Wait,
2:02:05
wait, wait. What? What are
2:02:08
you talking about? I'm saying, well, my first
2:02:10
thing was gonna be, do
2:02:12
you have thoughts about like leaving
2:02:14
notes around an apartment building? Like, are you guys
2:02:16
mad about this too? The only experience I've ever
2:02:19
had with it was, I guess, seeing like movies
2:02:21
and TV. And then my mom was
2:02:23
just like, her and I lived in
2:02:25
an apartment, well, for most
2:02:27
of our time together, but the
2:02:31
last apartment we were in, she was just
2:02:33
like a note-leaver. She was like, they put
2:02:35
up these like posts around, we
2:02:37
had like a circle, like a, what
2:02:39
do you call it? It was a circular like drive around
2:02:42
and the apartments were in the middle of this circle. And
2:02:45
somebody put- Coldest Sacks? Post,
2:02:47
somebody, no, it was, Coldest Sacks just
2:02:50
a straight up like circle of road. This was
2:02:52
like a road around the apartments. Yeah, sure, exactly,
2:02:54
I don't know. I don't know if that's the
2:02:56
technical term. But anyway, the manager put posts around
2:02:58
because people were driving too fast. So if you
2:03:00
lived in the back and you wanted to drive
2:03:02
your groceries to the back, you had to get
2:03:04
out, take these posts out of the ground. And
2:03:07
she was really upset. And she went on like a
2:03:09
tirade about it and left notes all over the place.
2:03:11
We're like trapped in the back, I think that was
2:03:13
her slogan. Wow, she had a slogan.
2:03:15
She had a verse in the back. And
2:03:17
then- Conneroy enough already? But
2:03:21
she started this whole thing. And then the
2:03:23
manager was leaving notes about like a trouble
2:03:25
causing tenant. I was a
2:03:27
little embarrassed, like my mom's a trapped in the back lady,
2:03:29
but she was just, she's a signs
2:03:31
on her truck, posting things
2:03:34
type of lady. I just wanna know if you
2:03:36
guys have thoughts about people who
2:03:38
like try to start a revolution in their apartment. I
2:03:40
gotta be honest with you, that post in the road
2:03:42
thing, fucking up your grocery delivery, initiated
2:03:45
by the HOA, I'm on your mom's side. I get it,
2:03:47
yeah. There was, we lived next to an old lady. It's
2:03:49
like, what is she gonna do? She's gonna get out and
2:03:51
take this post out and then get back in her Buick.
2:03:54
Come on. Yeah, I mean,
2:03:56
I couldn't be more anti-HOA. So I'm taking your
2:03:58
mom's side on that one. But- general rise
2:04:00
up notes in
2:04:03
the living community, I would
2:04:06
probably not put a ton of time into those. I would
2:04:08
read it and go. I was a little embarrassed, I gotta
2:04:10
be honest. Yeah. I
2:04:12
was a little embarrassed. Yeah, we had the
2:04:14
Facebook groups going on
2:04:17
when I was in West Hartford. Yeah, that was
2:04:19
the new note taking because it was like, hey,
2:04:21
this dog, and then that started kind of like
2:04:23
a war and then somebody patio went further
2:04:26
than it was supposed to. When I
2:04:29
had the Kentucky Derby party and
2:04:31
brought a pony and it
2:04:33
was an adult party, it wasn't for
2:04:36
swingers, but there was
2:04:38
no kids. And when you bring a
2:04:40
pony to a condo
2:04:43
community, and there's a bunch
2:04:46
of kids watching, asking their parents why they can't
2:04:48
go over and touch the pony. And by
2:04:50
the way, we didn't turn any kids away, we
2:04:52
just didn't invite our neighbors. It was a work
2:04:54
thing. I invited the people right next to
2:04:56
me and the other people on the other side,
2:04:59
but I didn't invite people I've never interacted
2:05:01
with socially nor had any goals to ever
2:05:04
be friends with. And so when
2:05:06
it's the middle of the day and I could
2:05:08
see all the decks of the other units across
2:05:10
the green and it was kids, kids, kids, kids,
2:05:12
all pointing and looking at the pony. And again,
2:05:15
if a kid had come over and said, can
2:05:17
I pet the pony? I would have happened. I
2:05:19
love kids. I'd have been like, go ahead, but
2:05:22
I'm not inviting your dad. So,
2:05:25
and then you could turn
2:05:27
into like a lingering kid pony thing. So
2:05:31
because none of the parents were invited, and I've
2:05:33
mentioned this before, it's Rudy knows because he was at
2:05:35
the party. That
2:05:37
guy started like a Facebook war against like,
2:05:39
do we think that that's right
2:05:41
to have a live animal, a pony at
2:05:45
this house in the common area? And it
2:05:47
wasn't even the case, my back area, but
2:05:49
technically like another 10 feet
2:05:51
common. Yeah, right. It's just kind of
2:05:53
those like fake back porches that you
2:05:55
have in those kinds of condos where
2:05:57
there's a plastic divider. you
2:06:00
see the back of everybody else's back porches.
2:06:02
So the funny thing was is he
2:06:04
started up this whole thing of like, hey,
2:06:07
shouldn't we have been more mad about this? Or what does
2:06:09
he think he's doing? Like, what do you think I'm doing?
2:06:11
Having a pony over here next fucking week, man? Like this
2:06:13
isn't a thing. Do
2:06:16
you have to fill out some forms to get that
2:06:18
pony into your... You think I was
2:06:20
gonna ask anybody ahead of time? It's more of
2:06:22
a ask forgiveness than permission situation. No,
2:06:24
I wasn't, I wasn't. Cause then a neighbor came over
2:06:26
and she's like, are you on Facebook? I'm not. I've
2:06:30
got some news for you. Yeah, she's like the guy across
2:06:32
the thing is like trying to start like a
2:06:34
thing with you. I was like, well, I guess that if
2:06:37
I have a pony over here again soon, he'll get me.
2:06:40
Yeah, next time I'm screwed. I will say
2:06:42
those, I've tried to quit Facebook
2:06:44
like multiple times, but those town groups, man,
2:06:46
they like the drama that is in those
2:06:49
things, it is better than like Netflix shows.
2:06:51
It's incredible. Like they should just make episodes.
2:06:53
Somebody should do like a black mirror thing
2:06:55
just based off of town drama. Like
2:06:58
every episode is a new town drama thing because
2:07:00
there was one yesterday and ours that was like,
2:07:03
I'm married to a prominent member of the, you
2:07:06
know, member of the town and I'm looking for
2:07:08
a divorce lawyer, anybody in Connecticut and we're like,
2:07:10
whoa, who is this? Like this is incredible. And
2:07:13
there's just always these bombs that get dropped in there and some
2:07:15
of it is just like petty bullshit. And some of it's like
2:07:17
real shit. I cannot, I can't quit
2:07:19
it. I can't quit it. I'm
2:07:21
like addicted. You kind of need to know what's going on in Poughkeepsie
2:07:23
then. Yeah, I
2:07:25
look, there's one on the vineyard apparently that is
2:07:27
unhinged. So I don't need that in my life,
2:07:29
but I understand it.
2:07:36
I understand why people will be involved. Okay, this
2:07:38
is a super long podcast episode. So I'm ending
2:07:40
it right now. Thanks to Oregon. Thanks to Kyle.
2:07:42
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2:07:44
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