Until recently, Sally Minefield lived inside a gigantic dugong but her colleague killed it in some sort of multidimensional magical curbstomping. Now she has washed up on Miami Beach and needs to grasp the several cultural differences that exist between her native Medieval Europe and the United States of America.

Fortunately Will Smith is there to help her get up to speed.

Meanwhile Ba'al the thunder god and Saint Francis the wild man are having trouble catching a wily goose.

 

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Written and edited by Tom McNally

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PERFORMED BY

Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp and Tom McNally

 

Amy Sutton played Sally Minefield, Miamian, The Angel Cowgirl and Saint Francis

Joshua Crisp played Will Smith, Jay, Father Figaro and Ba'al

Tom McNally did the narration and played The King.

 

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MUSIC

Theme tune music composed by Nicolai Roos

'Will Smith's theme' composed by John Bartmann

'Casanova Beach Club PRE-PARTY SUMMER 2010' by XaviPinos available on archive.org

 

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SFX

Pebble beach near Palaiokastrite Greece by radio aproree available from archive.org

 

Other sound effects not made by Tom McNally are courtesy of the wonderful freesound.org community. This episode included the following:

 

MIAMI BEACH

footsteps-dirt-02 by aglinder

horse-gallop-and-stop-in-dirt-01 by n-audioman

 

FLAPJACK'S FUNERAL

crowd-cheering by soundsexciting

01-21-footsteps-tile-slippers-medium-pace by splicesound

 

CHILLINOUS PLAINS

Wind Houling 1 by Bosk1

wind3 by eliasheuninck

svalbard_ny_aalesund_20060807 by jeo

Feedback Soundscape by Thalamus_Lab

waking-ice-and-snow by soundmary

askeleet-metsassa-talvi-footsteps-walking-in-the-forest-in-the-winter-ice-and-snow-underbrush-a-close-sound by ylearkisto

BurlingtonIndustriesImplosion by the_toilet_guy

slow-footsteps-with-natural-reverb by trygven

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ART

Track art and logo by Tom McNally

Original character designs by Bruno Stahl