The King has known and loved Axe Axewound for years, ever since they met on an adventure in Spain and deposed his evil brother. But actions have consequences and oaths aren’t just for declaring, and although there is never a good time to initiate a difficult conversation even the best of friends have to have them sometimes. Also the King’s son is stolen by bandits.

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Written and edited by Tom McNally

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PERFORMED BY

Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards, with a special appearance by Peter Marinker.

Joshua Crisp played Axe Axewound, Colonel Glowfist, GoGoGorilla, Father Figaro, Erik Rage-Eater! and Ba’al.

Amy Sutton played the Ex-Queen, Sally Minefield, Prince Prince, Sofia Cólera, Pineycone and Saint Francis. 

Tom McNally did the narration and played the King

Peter Marinker played The President of the United States of America

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MUSIC

Theme tune and musical stings composed by Nicolai Roos
Medieval Battle theme composed by John Bartmann

Narration music was generated by Computoser

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SFX

FREESOUND

BRAWL IN THE CANDOLIAS
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543015__leon23323328kiwn__footsteps-in-puddle-owi

506817__bplayers__door-open-close-with-bell
474870__dsote__standing-on-broken-glass

543707__200221-weanbekker__walking-on-glass-in-open-hall

511786__tatianafeudal__walking-on-debris

483046__kevp888__190815-0568-sp-festamajor
441833__jjdg__workout-machine-arms
261380__jaklocke__empty-glass-bottle-tips-over

111058__prettynice68__pipe-leak

544098__cheney777__goons-falling-on-glass

459366__guran89__open-and-close-door
545579__tosha73__flushing-the-toilet-hq-001
545494__ienba__tin-metal-can

544094__cheney777__breaking-a-glass

542929__mrthomas2000__glass-pieces

542062__alexmurphy53__walking-on-concrete-floor

533809__jsrosero__moneda

533777__keatonmarek__dropping-single-coin-on-floor-5

533768__keatonmarek__coin-splash

524276__garuda1982__bicycle-braking-on-dirt-road-or-gravel-recorded-with-sony-pcm-d100

511785__tatianafeudal__walking-on-debris-2

GET THE PRINCE TO SAFETY

546825__td6d__box-cardboard-drop-fall-hit-movement-kick

408568__miguelab1998__4-springs-01
90951__sandyrb__spring-08

523400__cyoung510__rain-with-thunder short

519573__dynamicalgorhythm__central-texas-spring-hard-rain-mild-thunder-rolls short

165346__tayswiftie13__dirt-bike-noises

148868__martian__motorbike-crm-250-cc-onboard-ride-pullaway

CALL TO ARMS

476585__relenzo2__person-sliding-on-carpet-01

352990__aesqe__demolition-2016-08-01

396813__jedo__house-demolition

382642__bbrocer__bag-of-flour-dropped-on-counter-top

508546__wdomino__bridge-collapse-01

505965__jedg__object-slide-on-table
529244__bolkmar__fx-earthquake

507861__nickh69__cocktail-making
543773__walthamstow-walker__sparrows-fluttering-wings-in-bush

FIELD BIVOUAC 

81453__payigt__bar-with-music
504626__leonelmail__body-fall-v-hvy-dirt

495405__gropkcor__crockery-shaker-01a-x3

272390__danhelbling__stumble-and-fall

EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATION

535047__patchytherat__applestab-1

328102__rylandbrooks__paraglider-taking-off

328101__rylandbrooks__paragliding-gopro-audio-01

138981__huggy13ear__tarp-flapping

378636__13fpanska-kolar-jan__fire-stick-shake
554577__1888software__rain-on-canvas-awning
554041__szegvari__secret-temple-storm

546288__tosha73__gas-lighter-hq
553512__djnomore__tropical-rain-w-thunder
491848__alirabiei__paper-in-wind

 

FREETOUSESOUNDS

Scary Room Tone Sounds Abandoned Military - 10

 

MADE BY US

535364__microtubule__melon-beating