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Hey! Hey, I wanna...
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Hey! Hi! Hey,
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ya fucker!
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Hey! Hey everybody, it's your old
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pal, Sarah. Let's get right
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into some voicemails.
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You left me a message, now
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I'm playing it for the world.
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Let's hear some voicemails.
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Sarah, hello, this is Bethany V.
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Sarah, we've met a few times. In fact, I
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bumped into you while you were hiking
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with Rory and Mary,
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and I approached you awkwardly
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but delicately, because I didn't want to bombard
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you, and I went in for the kill by winning, I went
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in to pet Mary.
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Did not try to kill Mary, I
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went in to pet Mary, you know, and then
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I tried to, you know, again, awkwardly
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express my love and adoration, you
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know, and then it went as you can imagine. You
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were very kind, and God, I love ya. Okay,
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Sarah, I've been doing comedy
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for about 14 years. Stand-up
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though, inconsistently, mostly sketch.
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After getting sober after the last couple of years,
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I have finally decided
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to commit to stand-up in ways that I have
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been resisting for
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a while. It just feels right to me. I
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would love to ask you for some real
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tips on
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getting over, or getting through rather,
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the perfectionism, the insane perfectionism,
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and feeling. of striking
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out
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I already have a lot of basic stuff
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and I know I have
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What I need to keep going, but I want to know
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how You got
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through any sort of perfectionism
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and you know fucking There
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she goes. I think I remember
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you. I think I do I was a little
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bit Guarded
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because you were a little bit intense. I
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was probably just nerves. Um all
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that aside I think Um,
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you know, I bet getting sober is going
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to be a real Benefit
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to figuring this stuff out especially
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if you're in a ages or something like
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you know some kind of process like that because
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it teaches you among so much other stuff
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that We're all in
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process
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and and it teaches you to accept yourself
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You know, I still bomb sometimes
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and I fucking hate it But I
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I'm real good at shaking it up Rory's
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always like amazed like when I don't have a
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great set or you know I'm trying
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shit or whatever because
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I think he
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Takes it on more with his
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in you know stuff He's
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a little bit more of a perfectionist and I
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kind of shake it off a little more But um,
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it works for me because I just take whatever I can
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learn from it and I move on But
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this is a really good question because it's not
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just about stand-up comedy it
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is for you But it's you know, I think people
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can Hear it in terms
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of just life in general I think because
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the stuff you have to work on is
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the same it's figuring out
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How to be in the moment corny
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In hippie and whatever
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therapy ish is that sounds it's
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not About
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reciting a humorous monologue
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that you've written and memorized
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it's about
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taking these thoughts and bringing
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them to an audience and reacting to only
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the moment you are in and existing
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just in this moment you're in
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together with these people. And
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nobody perfects it.
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And it's a practice. That's all it is.
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It's practice. But I think
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it really helps. You
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know, what's funny to you? Comedy
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dies in the second guessing of an audience.
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Find out what's funny
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to you. What's
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interesting to you. And
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then, yeah, it's the minutia
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of tweaking words and pauses
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in order
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to make it work. Or that's my, you
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know, everyone's process is completely different.
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There is not one way to do comedy at all.
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You know, no matter how much you prepare,
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you have to be willing to throw it all
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away and just be in the moment. I mean, improv,
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which I'm terrible at, is
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all about being in the moment and
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not thinking. Don't think is the, is
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like the UCB slogan, you know.
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But it also is just your best
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bet at thriving in comedy.
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You prepare, you work on
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it, and then you got to, once
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you're on stage, throw it all away because if you're just reaching
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or I bring notes on stage because
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if you're sitting and kind of reaching to try
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to remember what you wanted to say next or
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what,
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it's no good. You're out of the moment. You're
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not there. And the audience smells
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it. I mean, I can fuck
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up a bit and then the rest of the
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show, I'm just saying words while
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toiling over that one thing from
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the first five minutes of the set, you know,
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in my inner monologue. And
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then the whole set
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is inauthentic because
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I'm saying, I'm talking,
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but I'm still in a moment from 10 minutes
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ago when I, you know, flubbed a word
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or something. And that's just useless.
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It's not helpful. So it's
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a practice. It's very hard
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to perfect the practice like
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fucking yoga or something
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or everything.
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Just remember there's not a single comedian
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in the whole world who
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didn't start out,
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you know, having done nothing.
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Everyone, every comic,
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the biggest stars, your biggest heroes went
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up for the first time and the second
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time and the third time and, you know, terrified,
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nervous. But if you do it, if
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you do stand up, you've got to do it because
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you have to do it. Because
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you can't not do it. Any other
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reason is probably not worth
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the pain and the
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tourists. And
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honestly, mostly have fun because
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if it's not feeding you and it's
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not fun and it's not something you feel like
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you need to do, maybe it's not for you. But,
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you know, check in with yourself every so often. Am
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I having fun? Is this the dream? You
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know,
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I still do. And the
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answer's got to be yes. But
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good luck. Good
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luck. What
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else? Hi, Sarah. I
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was just calling to let you know that you helped me out. I
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wrote this sitting next to my grandma who
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was in her hospital bed. She's recovering from sepsis.
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And we really, really didn't get along.
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She's racist. She loves Trump. She
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hates masks. She asked me what I was doing about Biden's
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illegals problem. You name it.
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The lady hated liberals. I'm
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a hardcore social worker in Washington, DC and
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I house homeless families for a living. So
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obviously we didn't see eye to eye on a lot of stuff.
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But honestly, the second she got sick, it didn't matter anymore.
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I realized
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that we're all kind of just like...
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body bags with these
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strong opinions and at the end of
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the day who you voted for, what
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you care about, none of that matters. But
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yeah, I guess what I was calling
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to tell you was that like your advice about seeing
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Trump supporters as humans and trying
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to, you know, ask some questions instead of just
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shutting them down. We're
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all just humans, man. She
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died this morning. I'm a little sad about it,
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but I'm also at peace because I
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was nice to her for the last couple of days. And
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I'm going to miss arguing with her. That
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was her shtick. We fought.
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We liked debate. It may have been
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her love language. I knew that was what I was in for
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when I talked to her. And I'm going
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to miss other good things about her, like her laugh and
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stuff she did for me when I was a kid. But
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yeah, thanks for your advice. It
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really, really helped me in this hard time. And
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I saw you at Jam in the Van last week. You
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fucking rocked. Rory did amazing.
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I didn't know Rory was that funny. Anyway,
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love you. Bye.
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Wow. Wow.
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Got to call morning of. Thank
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you so much for calling back.
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Man, I love hearing what
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happened. And
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the fact that as she was dying, you
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were able to just love
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her for everything she was. And and
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and
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everything that you thought mattered didn't
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matter. And
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holy shit, what if we could get
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to that place without
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someone dying,
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without it taking that? That's the next
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step for us in America
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or humanity or whatever. Can
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we get to that place where you realize it
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as as mortality sets
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in
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before mortality? It's like I knew
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when my mom died that
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everything I adored and
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loved and that was
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amazing about her would float to the top.
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I knew that. And so I would
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try to imagine she was dead
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before she was dead, not because I wanted
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her to be dead,
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because I wanted to have that
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pure feeling
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of love. And
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it was really hard to do until she was gone.
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I mean, I love my mom. I miss her so
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much. But
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how do we get there to total
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acceptance
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before a person
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is dying or, you know, tragedy?
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How can we
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do what tragedy does for us without
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the tragedy? I don't know. But
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boy, that's interesting. And thanks for calling back.
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All right, what else?
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Hi, Sarah. This is Sarah.
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I wanted to get your thoughts on sort
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of a bizarre situation I find myself
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in. One empath
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to another.
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My partner and I recently tried some non-monogamy. And
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it went really well in some places and not so well
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in others. And on his
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side, his situation with this
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woman that he was involved with briefly ended
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up with some pretty big feelings, particularly
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on her side, which is why they broke
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it off.
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And I discovered recently because I knew what
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she looked like because, you know, duh,
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Instagram, I
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saw that she worked across the street from me.
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Like I saw her at the
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neighboring business. And I
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knew that she had some reservations about
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knowing me or meeting me. And I just didn't want her to be
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blindsided. So with,
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you know, the consent of my partner, I reached
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out to her, I just sent her a DM and said
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like, Hey,
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no pressure to respond to this. Just want to let you know,
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I saw you. I work
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across the street, we might run into each other.
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I just want you to know that like, I feel a
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lot of openness towards you. You can know me if you
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want to, you don't, but I don't want you to be blindsided.
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do with this what you will. And she responded
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quite badly. And I'm heartbroken
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that my tender reach out
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went that badly. I know that's hers, but
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yeah, I just want maybe your
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thoughts on how
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to process. Yeah, okay.
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You were lovely
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and you reached out and there's
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a pride in doing lovely things. And
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you want these things to be received
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the way you imagine they should be received,
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but we can't control that shit,
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you know? Like
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close your eyes and imagine this, if
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you will.
12:47
You're dating a married man who's in
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an open relationship and you really
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connect and fall for this person. And
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because of your connection, he breaks it
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off because the deal with his wife
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was sex and not love,
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you know? And
13:03
then this wife reaches
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out to you on your Instagram and
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says basically, hey, no hard feelings.
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You know, what you meant
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and what she heard are not gonna
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be the same thing. She's in a very
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different place than you are in
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this scenario.
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You can't make her feelings disappear
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just because you're
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lovely, you know? Unfortunately,
13:34
you know, she does not owe it
13:36
to you to reciprocate your
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vibe.
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She didn't ask for it. And this is not
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me scolding you. It sounds like something
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I would totally do, but
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I think part of it's ego,
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you know? You might wanna sit and really ask
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yourself
13:54
how you expected her to respond,
13:56
how you wanted her to respond.
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And
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if that was really... Maybe
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if sending that DM was really about
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her comfort, or could
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it possibly have been about ego?
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Or a little bit of both. I say this as
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a sister in this kind of behavior. This
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is a really good thing to think about
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and wonder about.
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It's like if you go to leave a really big tip
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at the coffee shop and
14:26
you're leaving like a $5 or $10
14:28
bill and you wait for the barista
14:30
to see you put it in. And
14:32
they see, but they don't go,
14:34
oh wow, thanks. They just say, have
14:37
a good day. And
14:39
it's not what you wanted. You wanted to really
14:42
impress them. But do you regret
14:44
leaving the tip? Because you didn't get
14:46
what you wanted? And if so, what
14:49
was that tip really about and who was it really
14:51
for? Now this analogy is a little bit
14:53
different because though it may
14:56
serve your ego, it also for
14:58
sure serves the barista.
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But anyway, I digress. I don't know
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if this helps, but it's
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always a good thing to kind of look at your
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quote unquote lovely behavior
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and reaching out to someone and
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I'm wondering if you can help me out.
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I met this guy seven years ago. We
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didn't talk again. We got to talking
19:03
a year later. We
19:05
were, you know, whatever, situationship
19:08
for a whole year. Then
19:10
the girl he'd been stringing along since high
19:12
school came back into his life. Fast
19:16
forward five years. I still can't
19:18
get over it. And he still
19:21
comes and plays with me. Like
19:23
he'll call me up. And of course I can't
19:25
say no. And
19:29
then I, it's the best I've ever had. And
19:32
then no, it's not. He's gone. He
19:34
doesn't know me. He doesn't care. Can't
19:37
answer a phone. He's a
19:39
ghost.
19:41
And I just can't get over it.
19:43
I've met a lot of other men and I know
19:45
that he doesn't deserve
19:48
me. I know he's a punk. He has serious
19:50
issues with substances, alcohol,
19:53
drugs, whatever. He's
19:55
just very immature. I know he's not
19:57
the man for me.
19:59
I've just never. seen anyone else i can
20:01
i've got my eyes open i
20:04
just don't know how to get over i
20:07
should probably find a therapist but
20:09
i saw your your podcast
20:12
year and i'm just wondering what you might say
20:15
maybe you'll have some words of wisdom that
20:17
can make me make
20:19
me shake on ones for all yeah
20:22
i mean come on this is the story
20:25
as old as time the bad boy
20:27
this has nothing to do with hit him
20:31
and everything to do with you and
20:33
the solution is
20:36
inside of you you're
20:38
attracted to someone who treats you the
20:41
way you somewhere
20:43
deep inside of yourself
20:45
think you deserve to be treated
20:47
you
20:47
know i'm sure is a good guy and uses the flaky
20:50
and blah blah blah whatever
20:53
unless you are in a place where you
20:56
are so thrilled when he comes
20:58
around don't miss them when he gone
21:00
but that is clearly not the case
21:03
i know it feels like love that
21:05
you have for him but it isn't
21:07
it's disdain for yourself
21:11
it's a lack ah you know it just it
21:13
is let me
21:15
guess he's funny he's fine
21:18
when he does give you attention it's like
21:20
a lighthouse shining it's light
21:22
on you
21:24
and
21:26
it's amazing a word
21:29
you know a lighthouse only shines on
21:31
you for a fraction of the time
21:34
and the rest of the time you
21:36
are in the dark and it's cold
21:39
though you know when he comes around
21:41
a shines a light on you
21:44
you just want to believe it staying but
21:46
it's not ever
21:48
and you you've seen that pattern you
21:51
know the pattern he's
21:54
not that guy this
21:57
is no way to live
21:59
so Go to therapy. It's
22:02
awesome. You deserve better
22:05
than this. You know, even if working
22:07
with a shrink or...
22:11
Listen.
22:13
If you can change your perspective by
22:15
just 1%,
22:17
the whole world looks different. You
22:19
might even learn to be attracted to someone
22:22
who thinks that you light the stars. And
22:27
that's, boy, the dream. My
22:29
guess is right now you're disgusted by that.
22:32
So get some help so
22:35
you can have a real reciprocal
22:39
love in this one lifetime
22:41
we have on this planet
22:44
and outer space that we know of. Good
22:48
luck. What else? Hello,
22:50
Sarah. I just
22:53
wanted to ask, since
22:55
you're from New Hampshire, I am also
22:57
from New Hampshire. I'm from King, New Hampshire. And
22:59
I just wanted to know what was your experience
23:02
like getting out? How did you
23:04
get out of New Hampshire? I
23:07
see it's kind of like most
23:09
people I know, they just feel
23:11
stuck there. They never leave. And
23:14
I just wanted to hear your story about that. Thank
23:18
you. You know, I
23:22
went through a horrible depression from 13
23:24
to 16 years old. Where
23:27
I just,
23:29
I went from being very social
23:32
to not bearing
23:36
to be with any friends. Just
23:42
wanted to be alone, didn't want to go to school,
23:44
just couldn't. And
23:47
when my stepdad asked me what it felt
23:50
like, I said
23:52
it felt like, and this is exactly what it felt
23:54
like. It felt like
23:57
I was homesick, but
23:59
I was home. So
24:01
there was no way to satiate
24:03
it. I
24:07
went away to college
24:10
in New York City. And
24:12
that's how I got out. And I had
24:15
a partial scholarship and my dad subsidized
24:17
the rest. And I went to NYU
24:19
for one year. And after
24:23
that I was working 10 hours a day passing
24:25
out flyers for a comedy club and doing
24:27
stand-up where I could get on. That
24:30
kept me in New York City. And then until
24:32
I was,
24:33
by the time I was 22, I was completely
24:35
supporting myself. And
24:38
sometimes getting out just means just
24:41
leaving. You know, when I moved to
24:43
LA, I put zero thought into it.
24:46
When I moved from New York to LA, I
24:48
met someone, Tracy Katsky, who lived there. And
24:50
she said her roommate was moving out. And
24:52
I could move in with her. And I said, all right.
24:56
And I got out there and I got to use Toyota
24:58
Corolla and boom, I lived somewhere new. I don't know. You
25:01
know, if it didn't work out, maybe
25:04
I'd move back to New York or maybe I don't
25:06
know. You
25:07
can always move back if shit doesn't
25:10
work out or you miss it. But
25:13
New Hampshire, though, I lived there my whole
25:15
life. First 18 years of my life.
25:19
It wasn't until the day I moved to New York
25:21
City that I stopped feeling that
25:24
feeling of being homesick.
25:27
I just, I was from New York and
25:29
I didn't know it, you know, and I just
25:32
felt like I was home. Maybe visit a place
25:34
you might want to move to or that you're interested
25:37
in. I don't
25:39
know if you work from home like so many
25:41
people do now, but,
25:44
you know, if you can, go live in an Airbnb,
25:46
an Airbnb, your house. And
25:50
so you can pay for it and test the waters
25:52
somewhere else. Take a chance.
25:54
Have an adventure. See what happens next. Live
25:57
on the edge of your seat,
25:59
you know? What
26:01
is there to lose? On the other side,
26:03
I mean, I don't know what your, yeah, see
26:06
a new place. I mean,
26:08
obviously, as they say, wherever
26:11
you go, there you are. But
26:14
yeah, check out new places. Go
26:17
for it. Let me know how
26:19
it turns out. Call back. All
26:22
right, what else? Hello, Sarah. This is Sam
26:24
calling from Chicago. I did
26:26
have a question. I've been listening
26:28
to
26:29
your podcast ever since
26:31
the beginning. And I know that you set
26:34
it up and started during
26:38
pandemic, even though we're still in the pandemic.
26:41
And you set
26:44
it up as like, leave me some voicemails.
26:49
And I'll respond to you. I
26:51
wanted to know what
26:53
your expectations were,
26:55
I guess, of this
26:58
setup. So were you expecting, what
27:01
kind of calls were you expecting? Were
27:03
you expecting more like
27:06
funnier calls or more
27:09
serious calls? And
27:11
does the current situation kind
27:14
of live up to those expectations?
27:17
And how do you kind
27:19
of prepare for those
27:21
calls that do
27:23
offer, ask you some big life
27:26
advice questions?
27:27
So I'm kind of running
27:30
out of time here, but
27:32
thank you and goodbye.
27:34
You know, this isn't what I expected, but
27:36
I don't know what I expected. I knew I didn't
27:39
want guests. Every once in
27:41
a while, there are people or something, but I didn't want
27:43
a show that relied on guests because there's
27:46
nothing I hate more. Like the thought of
27:49
asking
27:50
people to come on my podcast
27:53
is I'm so averse to
27:55
it. It makes me so cringe. I
27:57
used to, and I will again, but this
27:59
is the pandemic, but I used to have a party every year,
28:02
one party, pretty much the one I went
28:04
to. And
28:07
I always have a huge sign that I made
28:09
that I put up at it that says
28:11
something like, no
28:14
podcast solicitations. You
28:17
know, like, just because like, I just
28:19
feel like so many times, it's such a great party.
28:21
And it's just like, everyone there is a conversation
28:24
you want. There's no one you're avoiding. It's just
28:26
lovely. And,
28:28
you know, everyone, I feel
28:30
like it's a party where people meet people
28:32
and make new friends. People see people
28:34
they haven't seen in a long time. It's just
28:36
a very eclectic group.
28:39
And there's nothing worse than meeting a
28:41
new person and bonding
28:44
with them and making new friend and opening
28:47
up and then them saying like, I'd love for you to
28:49
come on my podcast. Like, I just didn't
28:51
want it. Wanted it to be a safe space
28:53
from that. But I just the thought
28:56
of it, I wrote a book, you know, I wrote The Bedwetter.
28:59
They wanted me to get people for blurbs. And
29:01
there's like a book season because there's always like
29:04
one month a year where everyone's
29:06
asking me for blurbs. I cannot
29:09
ask. I couldn't do it. I wouldn't do
29:11
it.
29:11
Much to HarperCollins chagrin. I
29:14
just made up fake fictional
29:16
blurbs. I'm just uncomfortable
29:18
with that stuff.
29:19
So, so I and I wanted to
29:22
just talk, but I did want to talk to
29:25
strangers. And and so
29:28
the one podcast I love listening
29:30
to that isn't like a news podcast
29:33
is Endless Honeymoon with Natasha
29:35
Leger and Moshe Kasher. And they were taking
29:37
calls. Like they
29:39
had like a phone line where they had voicemails.
29:42
So I was like, that's what I'd like to
29:44
do. I'd like to have people call in and let
29:46
the calls just be the trajectory of
29:48
the show. And that is what this is.
29:51
It did. That is where
29:53
expectation might result. But the trajectory
29:55
of where this show has gone is in
29:58
a direction that
29:58
I would not have. predicted, far
30:01
more earnest than
30:05
I would have predicted, and a real
30:07
kind of community
30:10
of just incredibly random, diverse
30:12
callers. I never
30:14
thought, also, I'm just
30:17
not worldly, where I
30:19
am always so surprised by
30:21
the international – like
30:23
the people calling from all
30:25
different countries and all different places,
30:28
all different – it's as
30:31
diverse as I could ever
30:33
dream, you know? And
30:35
I really like that. But
30:38
yeah, I was definitely inspired by them, but their show
30:40
is hilarious. God, I just
30:43
love it. It's like hanging out with friends. I mean,
30:45
they are my friends, but it is like hanging out
30:47
with friends. And boy, are they funny, and
30:49
they're funny together. But
30:52
very, very different show, you
30:54
know.
30:56
But was it? They take live
30:58
calls now, which is so cool.
31:01
And I would like to do some time. When we did the live
31:03
show, we had live questions and live people.
31:07
But
31:08
you know, it may not have been what I wanted, but
31:10
it was what I needed.
31:13
It was what I deserved? Is that the saying? I don't know. I've
31:15
just – I've learned so much and feel
31:19
very not alone sitting
31:21
here listening
31:22
to all of y'all.
31:24
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Hi Sarah,
34:26
my name is Aydana. I'm
34:28
from Argentina
34:30
from Buenos Aires. I
34:33
love your podcast. I follow
34:36
you a lot in
34:38
your stand-ups and I
34:42
like the way you say things and
34:45
the way, the things
34:47
you find funny and
34:50
they are very interesting to me. So
34:54
I
34:56
just wanted to tell you and maybe
34:59
listen to your opinion. I had
35:01
some travel with
35:03
a friend
35:05
this year. She was my
35:08
best friend and for
35:10
some stupid things they are not serious
35:13
but they disappointed
35:16
me a lot. We
35:19
are not really close
35:21
right now. We are still friends but
35:25
first she wasn't close
35:27
to me and I wanted
35:31
to get things better but now
35:34
I don't because I think I can't forgive
35:36
her.
35:38
She didn't ask for my forgiveness
35:41
and I think I feel I
35:44
can't give it to her. How
35:46
do I do? Because I don't want to end
35:49
the friendship so I don't know.
35:52
Oh, well, you know,
35:55
not knowing what went down I can only tell you
35:57
that it sounds like you have...
38:00
So good luck. Call
38:02
back and let me know what happened. What
38:05
else? Hey, Sarah. My name is Maddie,
38:07
a long-time fan. I'm 27
38:10
years old and I have a sister who
38:12
is 24. She
38:14
had her second baby a
38:17
few months ago, but she
38:19
hasn't spoken to me in over three years.
38:23
I was addicted to Xanax
38:26
for a while and she wouldn't speak to me then,
38:28
which is understandable,
38:29
but I quit Xanax so I could spend time
38:31
with her and her baby.
38:33
She still found
38:35
excuses for me to not be in her life,
38:39
such as that I'm a sex worker and she
38:42
says that my money is dirty and that she doesn't
38:44
want her daughter being raised
38:47
or in the same environment as somebody
38:50
with dirty money and who doesn't have morals, is
38:52
her words. I'm not
38:55
going to quit sex work. I've been doing this for years
38:58
and it's a really good job for me,
39:00
but I just don't know what to do. It
39:02
breaks my heart. She was my best friend growing
39:04
up
39:05
and we lost her dad when I
39:07
was 16, and we were best
39:09
friends. So we know how it feels
39:11
to lose someone. I just want
39:14
to know what to do because
39:16
she won't talk to me
39:18
and it sucks. I feel like I lost somebody
39:21
who hasn't even died yet and it's terrible.
39:23
Please help me. I love you, Sarah.
39:25
Thank you. Oh, sweetie. I
39:27
am so sorry. I'm
39:30
so sorry to hear this. I wish that
39:33
she could accept you for all of your
39:35
parts as
39:37
you do her. It's
39:40
just heartbreaking and I'm just
39:42
a little bit at a loss. You
39:47
can't force someone to have a relationship with
39:49
you if they don't want to. All I can
39:51
say is I think
39:55
she's making a mistake and
39:57
I think she's really missing out. Sex
39:59
work.
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