This episode was requested by Patreon patron Angelica Herrera. To join her in her support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.

----CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL...SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Deadly Bread:www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5522License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

----The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

----The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

----Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase

Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-5522

Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcastLike us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcastQuestions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com