0:00

Have you ever seen Love is Fine? Oh yeah. Okay, you know

0:02

how they have gold cups? In every

0:04

season, in every scenario, whether they're at a restaurant

0:07

or they're in the bubble or whatever, they all

0:09

are using gold cups. Really weird. Is it because

0:11

they have mics in them? Ooh, good guess. No,

0:13

it's a very random and it's for some reason

0:15

it kind of creeps me out. So the reason

0:17

they all have these gold cups is because- I

0:20

caught it. That

0:22

is so crazy because it's such a

0:24

good show that you're now thinking, is

0:27

what I consumed even real? Hey,

0:34

welcome back to whatever the hell this

0:36

is, Slumber Party Edition. Yes.

0:39

Okay, so this is very, very random and

0:41

I know I'm too old for this. I

0:45

think we're all too old for this, honestly. What do

0:47

you think is the cutoff age for slumber parties? It

0:49

depends on if you're seeing it through or not. You

0:51

know, you guys aren't actually spending the night. That might

0:53

be weird. Okay, well, let me explain. So we were

0:55

coming up with ideas for the podcast today and I was like, oh, I want

0:57

to play this game and I want to play this game. And then I was

0:59

like, wait a minute. All of these games are

1:02

kind of a theme. It's almost like slumber party

1:04

games. And then I was like, oh my God,

1:06

we could be wearing pajamas and onesies. We could

1:08

have snacks. Like we could just really- Popcorn

1:11

M&Ms? No, I have something

1:13

even better, but we'll save it. So yeah, this is

1:15

the Slumber Party Edition of the podcast. So if you're

1:17

watching at home and you're not in your pajamas, bitch,

1:19

what are you doing? Get on your onesie. Chris's

1:22

onesie he's wearing has a thing on the back

1:24

where you can open it and it's for a

1:26

dick. Yeah,

1:29

either or really. Yeah. And

1:32

plot twist, it's actually Spencer's onesie. Okay,

1:36

so let's really quickly go around the room and talk about-

1:39

Well, before I get to that, let me just say,

1:41

if you think, oh God, here we go again. They're

1:43

not going to talk about conspiracies. They're just talking about

1:45

their stupid fucking onesies. Stick around because

1:47

we have a conspiracy later in the show

1:49

that is so fucked up. I didn't

1:51

even want to know about it. I was like, Jared,

1:53

just save it. Just save it for the podcast because

1:56

it's so crazy. So that's coming soon. But before

1:58

we get to that, Joe, what are you wearing? It's

2:00

a bear one-z and like

2:03

I've said I feel like the Mario version

2:05

when he gets into the bear suit Tanooki.

2:07

Tanooki and I also feel like

2:09

do you remember that song that you and me

2:11

baby and nothing but mammals and I feel like

2:14

the guy is singing the song within this exact

2:16

same one-z in the music video I

2:18

do I do see this being like very

2:20

fashionable I think if I went to fashion

2:22

week in this people would be like whoa

2:25

dude he's so next level Wow he's at

2:27

it his time. Kanye would wear that in

2:29

Paris Yeah, in like five years

2:31

you know what I mean? That's what Kanye's

2:33

gonna be wearing. And Sandy she's rocking him.

2:35

A Care Bear sweater I

2:38

feel like we're just the bear came of the

2:41

corner of the podcast. You're catching the bear.

2:43

Oh Yeah,

2:45

I've already caught one. The shirt is

2:47

a taser and it is ironic because it has

2:50

a frog on it And she says I have

2:52

frog legs What? Because

2:56

they're so long and like and

2:58

my body is so fat I look like a frog He's

3:03

like on a recliner he'll just like put

3:05

his legs up like that, okay, so I

3:07

don't want to interrupt our fashion show Oh my god, we

3:09

never played the fashion update song Anyway

3:14

So not to interrupt the fashion show we'll get

3:16

back to it, but okay your legs are frog

3:19

legs you yesterday What did you say about my

3:21

legs? No, you always have pork chops and I

3:24

We're watching Love is Blind which actually

3:26

doesn't turn into anything productive because then

3:28

it just turns into like small fights

3:31

because I'd be like You don't do

3:33

that for me or like this guy's

3:35

cooking his now fiance this beautiful Breakfast

3:37

and I was like you never wake up and make

3:39

me pancakes so it turns into things like that and

3:42

one of them was talking about the appearance

3:45

of another when the reveal happened and I

3:48

think the person was heavier than they saw and

3:51

I don't like where this is going was it the

3:54

one where she said she looks like Megan Fox Do

3:56

you ever get told you look like a celebrity? No,

3:58

it's not that way But

4:00

I also feel like she kind of does look like Megan Fox. She

4:02

does remember her. I was disappointed by

4:05

the humor and opposed that I saw in real life

4:07

because she really did look like her. So anyways I

4:09

somehow said like I love your pork chops like there's

4:11

something I love about you and he was so offended

4:13

and I was like that's what you've been calling them

4:15

forever so if you're putting that upon yourself I feel

4:17

like I'm allowed to also put that upon you. Last

4:20

little fight before we get back to the fashion. Then I

4:22

said we were talking about how much we love each other

4:24

and then I was just like you're perfect or something. No

4:26

you did not. I

4:29

think that's what I said. I don't. I said

4:31

something like do you think I'm perfect or

4:33

I said like a joke. I said perfect

4:35

for me. Did you think I'm perfect? It

4:37

was perfect for me. That is so fucked

4:40

up. Nobody's perfect. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Cause

4:42

you're not perfect. Yeah.

4:46

It's kind of like yeah for me. Well

4:48

everyone here is saying like maybe Rylan is

4:50

saying like I'm with a particular type of person

4:52

and only you could be able to be to

4:55

find that you know. Yeah you just

4:57

said literally three up and a half. I'm

4:59

saying. So here we go again. Like a chain

5:01

of rhymes. Like a chain of rhymes. Chain of

5:03

rhymes. I

5:07

think how we compliment each other you pick

5:09

up your slack in the things you don't

5:11

do but then I pick up the slack

5:13

in the things that you don't do. So

5:15

we compliment each other and we're perfect for

5:17

each other. Okay. And I

5:19

love you. I love you so much. Okay Spencer

5:21

what are you wearing? Well

5:23

I got a Garfield shirt on. You know

5:25

what to do Mondays. Look

5:28

at us you guys just a bunch

5:30

of adults looking pretty stupid. What

5:33

about you? And what about me? Well

5:35

you're gay. And then I'm okay. I

5:38

literally asked Shane what he liked about me yesterday and

5:40

he had to think about it really hard and I

5:42

said this hard you have to think. And he said

5:44

no I like how excited you get to see me.

5:47

Aww. Well he was probably trying to figure

5:49

out how to collect all of his words to be

5:51

able to pinpoint which one

5:53

that would describe all of them. Yeah.

5:56

Nothing good happens fast okay. Including

5:58

answers to questions. I think the

6:00

sweetest most positive human I think that I know. Like

6:02

you find positive for everything. Jared the other day was

6:04

like saying we were filming and he said Sandy, you said,

6:07

are you gonna always end on a positive note? And I

6:09

said, do you not know what era I'm in right now?

6:11

Okay? Like, yeah. What's your era?

6:13

What is the era? Just like positivity,

6:16

you know? Changing perspective. Bruh. Yeah.

6:20

Yes. I would take on that era too

6:22

right now. Starting now. Starting right now. How

6:26

funny would that be if you went to your doctor like,

6:28

I'm just trying to like get a new era? How would

6:30

you prescribe to me for that? You know? You're

6:33

sending me my positive era right now? Okay, send her

6:35

downstairs. Okay, well speaking of switching eras. We're having completely

6:37

switched eras on the show. Every era. I have, ooh.

6:39

All right. It's a new thing

6:41

I'm trying to this era I'm in. I'm

6:51

in my every era. You're in your era. Oh. Wow.

6:54

Here it is. Okay. So,

6:57

I just had an email from Ellie and she said,

6:59

hey, it's Ellie again. Haha. Have

7:02

we read Ellie's emails before? Must have.

7:04

Maybe. Hey, Ellie. So,

7:07

Ellie said, I hope you guys are doing great. We are kind

7:09

of. She said she saw a

7:11

TikTok that said if you eat a pretzel

7:13

with grape, it tastes like fried

7:15

chicken. Now, every slumber party needs

7:17

a snack. So, Spencer's gonna pass out some

7:19

plates. Ooh. And we're gonna do

7:22

the little experiment. It sounds delicious, but I'm

7:24

not getting fried chicken. We're just going right

7:26

in with the fried chicken conspiracy. Hahaha. This

7:29

is crazy. Ooh, there's no chance. This is

7:32

gonna end like the slumber party I went to and I wake up

7:34

in the pool of my own piss. Hahaha.

7:37

I hope so. We also have a real

7:39

piece of fried chicken. So, you can compare. There's

7:43

no way, right? It's so crazy that humans look at this

7:45

and we get like mouth watered like, ooh. So,

7:48

here is a video of a bunch of guys

7:50

getting really high and trying this. Now, they're

7:52

using green grapes, but supposedly red grapes are the

7:54

move. Oh, okay. Here we go.

7:56

If you eat a pretzel and then a grape, it

7:58

tastes like fried chicken. He's coming to a mall. He's

8:00

fucked up out of the car. Okay,

8:04

but first pretzel, and then grape. Why

8:08

are you speaking? Oh

8:11

my god! You convinced! You convinced! Wow. So

8:13

here we go! I'm excited! So

8:15

the pretzels first? Yeah, I think so. Try the experiment first. Okay. I'm

8:19

gonna make a little sandwich. I'm gonna put the grape on top of

8:21

the pretzel. May work for a

8:23

girl. Ooh. By

8:25

the way, my favorite thing about the video was all the comments

8:27

were like, the chicken is not the

8:29

only fried thing in this video. Who?

8:34

Dude, fucking hiccup, dude. They

8:36

don't even taste it all. Even kind of.

8:38

Not even a little bit. Not even 1%. No. I

8:42

know. I'm gonna have to take a bite of my chicken just

8:44

in case, okay? What

8:48

did the grape do for that? What element of

8:50

a grape has anything to do with the taste

8:52

of a fried chicken? Wow. Yuck. Okay,

8:54

well, that was a flop. Okay,

8:57

well, let's move on to games. So I have a

8:59

couple options here. Obviously, I want to

9:01

play Mafia because I feel like that is my favorite

9:03

game to play with this group. Although today...

9:05

I know, I'm already like on edge. But

9:08

before we get to Mafia, I want to try a couple other like

9:10

sleepover type games. And I was like, what did I like to play

9:12

when I was a teenager? And I remembered...

9:14

Do you remember the game Apples to Apples? Yes. Okay.

9:17

So the version that people play now is Cards

9:19

Against Humanity, which I'm sure everybody's heard of. Oh,

9:22

yeah. So I want to try this, but I was

9:24

like, ooh, this would get really bad because there's some

9:26

very offensive things in here. So I feel

9:28

like that could make it fun. So,

9:31

oh, you've never played? I don't think

9:33

I've ever... I mean, I've played, but it's been so long. I

9:35

can't remember how. Okay, so we all are

9:37

going to get black cards. So the black

9:39

cards are the topic, right? So an example

9:42

would be like my favorite sex position, right?

9:44

And then all of us have white cards.

9:47

So the person that reads the black card reads it, and

9:49

then all the white cards put in their funniest idea. And

9:52

the black card reader will read them all and pick

9:54

the funniest one. Oh, it's kind of like, what do

9:56

you mean? Yeah. That game. I've never played

9:58

it. Oh, so fun. Hard with a feature

10:00

on and then everybody has a phrase that can be

10:02

the mean for that. Yes! So here's how many? Yeah,

10:04

I'm going to read the topic. You guys are going

10:07

to pick your funniest answer and I'm I read them.

10:09

I'm not going to know who submitted to you Guys

10:11

can Roast Me Give is known as you walk in.

10:15

Okay, ready my category as. Hey

10:17

Reddit, I'm a link. Ask

10:19

me anything? Wow,

10:22

this will mean. That's

10:25

the point I like. I can take

10:28

it. Yeah, right. Original submission and a

10:30

right handed to me just seems fine.

10:32

I'm scared. Really sloppy. Oh

10:35

no, I gotta get outta here.

10:37

At a year ago, hey Reddit,

10:39

I'm applying topical ointments my grandfather's

10:41

infected penis. Or

10:44

you may not that you're hearing rumors. and

10:46

if you're new and as a lot of

10:48

the nicest things, you can do it honestly.

10:50

cheap trick. Why

10:57

I'm. It's been reading. A

11:00

rifle and air while ball z

11:02

but it's really hard. To

11:07

say Reddit. I'm. I'm

11:10

pro life processor and. A

11:14

half hour day, say Reddit. I'm vomiting

11:16

seafood and bleeding anal. He. Matured

11:19

know ago and then the final.

11:21

Went to see Reddit. i'm an

11:23

unwanted pregnancies. Are

11:25

that a really, really. Know

11:28

what we're doing and looky here

11:30

and live! Again,

11:33

ah I would say the

11:35

winner is applying top of

11:38

the one with my grandmother.

11:40

Ah Running backs. I

11:44

get mine is kinda weird is just

11:46

as howdy I'm looking. Gentlemen say nothing

11:48

or whatever it was. So what you

11:51

do with that one is read the

11:53

answer and then you'll. Get

11:57

creative. Guys so you be like

11:59

applying. Image of my grandpa penis. Okay,

12:04

are ya sister? Okay

12:06

so heavier road nor

12:08

murder on. What

12:12

so ever read, a poor man

12:14

is a worthless header road. normal

12:16

activity. What

12:20

does that mean? Someone defines a

12:22

story being straight straight men out

12:24

as insert starting and walk away

12:27

and. Ah,

12:30

A man on the brink of an orgasm. Has.

12:36

Begun a laptop includes. A.

12:40

Little it was fake tits.

12:46

So I think the winner and I see

12:48

you know is this is really some me

12:50

up a lot of more than I thought

12:52

it would boarding and was you know I

12:54

know. Your

12:57

audience. Job

13:00

or I may. Need

13:05

people like ah ah

13:07

ah you're so I'm

13:09

really nervous. Other side.

13:13

Is white people like things? they

13:15

like? The Earth? Who has been

13:17

I believe symphony or whatever you

13:19

want? My refund. Or a

13:21

cell. Yeah, my card says why

13:23

people like. Been

13:25

ejected children about. My

13:29

breaking up or. No

13:37

answer and I'm lucky I

13:39

found. Oh my I've been.

13:41

Able to talk to Alison. As.

13:46

Forget a milkman. Votes

13:49

for this unless you guys know, mind

13:52

fucking flopped and I thought it was

13:54

hilarious. that of i

13:56

never thought elephants the zoo as easy other trying

13:58

to talk down I'm always fucking

14:00

wiping my dudes for kids. I love that you

14:02

fight for your clothes. I'm

14:05

politicking for it. Don't pick it because I'm

14:07

saying that. I'm gonna say... Ugh,

14:11

that's hard. The milkman. What?

14:14

That was so good! Did you expect a

14:16

win with that one? No. I feel like

14:18

we were kind of tied for last on

14:20

that. It was between that one and being

14:23

a digital win. I was like, oh my

14:25

god. I would have been three for three.

14:27

Wow. What a curveball you're just doing, everybody.

14:29

You know? This is really fun. I love

14:31

it. You ready? Okay.

14:34

Mine is my favorite sex position

14:36

is called Blank Style. I

14:39

got the perfect card for this. Okay.

14:41

My favorite sex position is

14:44

called Me-Time Style. Yes!

14:47

I like that one. I better make it seem like I don't have

14:49

sex with him. Very

14:51

masturbatory. Insulting the host. That's how you try

14:54

to win. My

14:57

favorite sex position is called The Bombing

15:00

of Nagasaki Style. Whoa. I

15:04

don't think it's that. My

15:08

favorite sex position is called The Death Penalty. Ooh.

15:10

Wow. That's a

15:12

good one. Very good. This is a good one.

15:14

My favorite sex position is called Judge Judy Style.

15:17

Okay. I see it. And

15:19

this one is pretty classic. My

15:22

favorite sex position is called Doing It in the Butt

15:24

Style. I like

15:26

that one. I think my favorite is

15:28

actually Judge Judy. Wow.

15:32

Okay. What was your runner up?

15:34

Overdoing it in the butt style?

15:37

That was a good one too. I just

15:39

like... What does that mean? It means doing it

15:41

in the butt. I know that means that. I'm

15:44

talking about Judge Judy. Doing

15:46

it in the butt means... I also like the death penalty. I

15:48

thought that was a good one. Yeah. Okay. Alright.

15:51

You're just being nice to everybody. How

15:53

long are you supposed to keep this on your face? You can

15:55

take it off now. I would prefer it actually. Keep it on.

15:59

Wow. You're glowing. Oh, yeah! The clearest

16:01

it's ever been. Okay,

16:03

Chris. You're making Peru proud. What's your category?

16:06

It just says, what's my secret power?

16:09

Oh my god. Oh no. Do we

16:11

want to offend the host? I

16:13

feel like they're all me. I'm okay with mean if

16:15

it's funny. What's it at one more time? Oh, it

16:17

says, what's my secret power? My cards aren't very good.

16:20

I feel like everyone has

16:22

a hundred cards. Okay. I

16:24

know, I only have like three. Are we ready? Okay.

16:27

What's my secret power? My secret power

16:29

are dick fingers. Oh!

16:32

Practical. Nice. That'd be fun.

16:35

My secret... Okay. Well,

16:37

there's the theme. My secret power

16:39

are three dicks at the same

16:41

time. Wow. Three

16:45

in one whole circle penetration. Who knows? Whoa.

16:48

PP, baby. What's the secret power?

16:50

Double pink fuckhole is... My

16:54

secret power is a micro penis.

16:58

My secret power is being

17:01

fucking pathetic. Wow.

17:05

That is a superpower. Jeez. Wow.

17:08

That's a superpower. My

17:10

secret power is horse meat. That's

17:14

the best one. I think that's the best

17:16

one right there. Horse meat? I'm campaigning for

17:18

horse meat. Sounds good. Wow.

17:22

Wow. It's a deep...it's a highbrow one.

17:24

For sure. Whoever made that

17:26

pretty smart. I just love the idea of dick

17:28

fingers. Yeah. Don't run. I

17:31

knew it. If you had dick fingers for one day,

17:33

what is the first thing you would do? I

17:36

would just fuck ten holes at the same time, you know what I

17:38

mean? With my dick fingers. How

17:40

would you... Yeah. Now let's

17:42

be close. Right. Maybe they're

17:44

really long. I wonder if they all feel good

17:46

for you too. So you can go... Whoa. You

17:49

imagine the orgasm. But what if they were growers? So

17:52

it would look like you had little nut fingers. You'd have to

17:54

get hard to get in and die. Okay. That

17:57

was true. You have to be much more in to

17:59

die. Okay. Finally, it's Riley's turn!

18:01

Alright! Maybe she's born with it? Maybe

18:03

it's blank. Haha! That was fake,

18:05

I don't think it was funny actually. I just keep thinking

18:07

about what Krista looked like with like micro-penises. Like

18:10

his hair. Hahaha! Fingers. They're

18:12

micro-nails? Alright. Finale!

18:15

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe

18:17

it's announcing that I'm about to

18:19

come. Woah. Okay. Maybe

18:22

she's born with it? Maybe it's anal bead.

18:25

Hahaha! Oh. I

18:27

like that! Maybe she's born with it? Maybe

18:29

it's a stray pube. Hahaha!

18:32

Hahaha! That's a carrot! Hahaha!

18:35

Hahaha! No it isn't! Hahaha!

18:38

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe

18:41

it's our dildo? Hahaha! Maybe

18:43

she's born with it? Maybe it's my ugly

18:46

face and bad personality. Hahaha!

18:48

Woah! Hahaha! Yikes!

18:51

Umm, you know, the most

18:53

practical one is that. Awwww.

18:55

Who wins? Who wins? I

18:58

don't know who's that one. Hahaha!

19:00

Is that yours Chris? It's Shane.

19:02

Nope. I wouldn't. Are

19:04

you kidding me? That was actually mine. I got

19:07

it! I would never. It's practical.

19:10

I like it. Okay. Anal beads

19:12

was hilarious. Anal beads was very funny. Okay. Yes,

19:15

it was mine but I know it's funny because it's

19:17

not true. Hahaha. You're not going to offend me. Hahaha!

19:21

Wow. Okay wait. So who, I wasn't

19:23

even trying to point. I think Rylan won. I think

19:25

Rylan won. Rylan, you're the winner. Yay!

19:27

Rylan, you win... Hahaha.

19:29

Horseshoe. ... packing job. Hahaha.

19:32

You win horse meat for your pink buckles.

19:35

Hahaha. Um, okay. Now that

19:37

kind of took longer than I was expecting. Should we just do like

19:39

one round of mafia? Yeah. Let's

19:41

do it. Who loves mafia? Now I

19:43

wanted to do mafia because I got

19:45

punishment. So for the losers, whoever loses

19:48

the round of mafia gets their choice

19:50

of trying either pickle flavored jelly beans.

19:52

Oh, I'll throw up. Hahaha.

19:55

Or Dr. Pepper Peeps. Oh.

19:58

That sounds pretty good. That's a prize. What?

20:02

That's the pickles! I could get

20:04

the peeps for winning the last game. You know, I

20:06

didn't know until a few years ago that pickles are

20:09

just cucumbers. No, they're not.

20:11

Yeah! Prove it! Yeah! Pickles are not.

20:13

Prove it! Prove it! Yeah,

20:17

they are. They're pickled cucumbers. And then

20:19

what? How can you just say that without... I

20:22

thought pickles were its own thing. You can grow pickles

20:24

if you want to do. Yeah. No! Pickle.

20:26

It's cucumbers that have been, you know, dipped

20:28

in vinegar. Are you being serious, Rylan? Yes.

20:31

No, you're not. I am! This

20:33

guy's on fucking fire with the

20:35

acting. I know. Real docked. Alright,

20:38

is every member of this sleepy little

20:40

town... Everyone see where they are? Yeah.

20:42

Yes. Alright, it's a nice... You

20:45

know, we just had a nice slumber party. I think it's

20:47

time to hit the hay. So why doesn't everyone close their

20:49

eyes and go to sleep? Mafia,

20:51

please. Awaken. Would

20:54

you please point at who you would like

20:56

to kill? Alright,

20:58

go to sleep. Uh, detective. Time

21:00

for work. Open your eyes. Who

21:03

do you think the mafia is? Go

21:06

to sleep. I'm

21:10

cardian H.O.P. Who

21:13

would you like to save? Okay,

21:17

okay. Go to sleep. Ah,

21:20

cock-a-doodle-doo! It's another beautiful morning.

21:22

It was quite an eventful

21:24

night last night in this town, let me tell

21:26

ya. We had a nice slumber party and Rylan

21:28

decided, you know, go out for one of his

21:30

cigarette breaks. Go out for one, I suppose. You

21:33

motherfucker. On rollerblades? Yep, it was rolling

21:36

around the area. Headed to a dick

21:38

appointment. When

21:41

suddenly the mafia dropped out of a tree,

21:45

the rollerblading under... It snatched you.

21:47

Oh my gosh! But,

21:49

in a crazy, multiple crazy

21:52

twist of fate, the

21:55

detective, which was you, you were

21:57

out on detective's duty. You got it, you made

21:59

it. It's a catch a glimpse of

22:01

who's killing you and you pointed a finger and

22:03

just at that moment the guardian angel rushed

22:06

by in safety So

22:09

we just had a complete round of mafia

22:14

Rylan was attacked Figured

22:16

out who the mafia was and what's a

22:18

whoa nothing happened wait hold on what's the

22:21

detective? Yeah, I was new to me the

22:23

detective makes a guess at who the mafia

22:25

is but what do they get? I thought

22:27

we're all didn't get confirmation. Yeah,

22:29

so if you get it right you get it right Oh,

22:31

I don't think so. Who do you think the mafia is

22:33

well? I woke up in Sandy's eyes To

22:46

begin with because she was crinkling her

22:49

paper like crazy As

22:51

soon as we all woke up. I was gonna

22:53

say Danny is the fucking mafia I didn't know

22:55

why don't we try another round without a detective?

23:01

But who saved okay, who's the guardian who

23:03

was my guardian angel it was My

23:12

life on multiple occasions this week He

23:14

saved me from ramming who backing into a

23:16

car full speed my heart was racing twice

23:18

in one week Okay,

23:21

okay audience play along with us

23:29

Another bright and beautiful morning everyone wake

23:31

up wake up wake up. It's

23:33

a beautiful morning guys, but I have bad news Jared's

23:38

acting too over-the-top Last

23:41

night you guys are all out walking around on

23:43

the town hitting the bars Enjoying

23:46

things Shane was like you know no I need to

23:48

go I need for a bathroom break guys I'm gonna

23:50

pop out real quick. I'll be right

23:52

back you guys after the outhouse like And

23:55

guess who is waiting in there? No yeah, it

23:57

was the mafia and now Shane Unfortunately,

24:00

I left the chat. I think

24:03

that's what good stuff is. Shane is dead.

24:06

And the guardian angel, they were somewhere

24:08

else doing something else. So unfortunately, Shane

24:10

has passed away. But now townspeople, and

24:13

you guys at home, who do you

24:15

think is the mafia? Jared,

24:18

Chris and then Ryland was the guardian angel. Why me?

24:21

I wouldn't kill you though after the drama that

24:23

we've had today. I'm like really trying to like

24:25

get back in your brain. That's like you're a

24:27

guardian angel and you didn't save me. The truth

24:29

is revealed. First time we played with Chris, it

24:31

was too big. Chris

24:33

was playing it up a little bit. Oh, I don't have a voice, right? Because

24:35

I'm dead. Yeah, I mean... Unfortunately,

24:37

it's Jared. Ooh. He's

24:39

been over a half an inch since we've

24:42

woken up. And then the second somebody said,

24:44

Shane said Chris, Jared's like, yeah, Chris, because

24:46

he's deflected. No, because I learned a little

24:48

bit from the last time. So maybe, you know,

24:50

I'm just playing a little bit. You said from

24:52

the beginning that something was off. Which is something

24:54

that the mafia would probably say. I

24:57

think diversion is the best technique. I wouldn't

24:59

have killed my husband. I'm really trying hard

25:01

to get in his good graces again. Publicly

25:03

dragging him. Okay. Just

25:05

to show you that he's not lying,

25:07

this is what he just texted. Oh,

25:09

that's very murder like.

25:14

He's trying to get close. And

25:17

it's not you, right, Sandy? No.

25:20

That was weird. That was weird. Listen,

25:22

I already know who it is, okay?

25:26

Who? I'm ready for this round. Who

25:29

is it? I think it's Chris. Oh,

25:31

that's the two of you are both

25:33

on Chris. I mean, I can

25:35

convince if that's the direction you want to go.

25:37

That's what I'm thinking. I think it's Chris. Please

25:40

Jared, are you just vicious about your wife

25:42

now, though, in that response? I still feel

25:44

like it's Chris. I think Chris, are you

25:46

the mafia? Absolutely not. He didn't

25:48

look too smooth. That was a little too smooth. That absolutely

25:50

was weird. No, go ahead and do it. You're

25:53

wrong. But go ahead and do it.

25:55

That's how I would behave. Okay. All

25:57

right. What's the vote? It sounds

25:59

like you. Jared

26:03

no yeah

26:05

I'm so torn between Jared and Chris or

26:07

is it you Rylan why are you kind

26:09

of my heart hope to die I don't

26:12

think that's right when Rylan's good at this game but I don't

26:14

think it's yeah that would be too good okay I'm gonna say

26:16

it's Chris Chris

26:20

I'll go with the majority just so that we

26:22

I'll go with majority

26:25

sorry Chris you have saved me a lot this week Chris

26:28

is sitting at home putting

26:30

rainbow face mask body rub all over

26:32

everything just enjoying a nice relaxing evening

26:35

it's an active body rub yeah

26:38

and not because of that but for

26:40

other reasons the town people are break

26:42

down his door and kill

26:45

him they search everywhere in his apartment for

26:47

clues for not to the mafias of that

26:50

and guess what there were no clues he was an

26:53

innocent gay man isn't that always the case

26:55

all right all right well it's time after

27:02

that horrible deed it's time to go to bed time to

27:04

get some nice restful sleep so please

27:06

everyone towns will close your eyes I get a why I

27:08

don't have to go to bed Chris get a while yeah

27:11

you guys get to watch everyone

27:13

goes mafia please awaken

27:16

who would you like to kill I'm

27:18

gonna sleep you're an angel who

27:21

would you like to save very good

27:23

very good that was his lightning sorry

27:26

you go saying if you're on

27:31

my island of course because he knows that I know you were

27:33

out for a nice bike ride

27:41

just enjoying your first you

27:44

were over to now you're biking around town you

27:46

know you stop by you watch the ducks in

27:48

the pond you get some ice cream I guess

27:50

thinking of all the gay ducks

27:58

in a pond I was just It's

28:00

about detail. But as

28:02

you're biking around

28:04

town... Rollerblading. Yeah, biking with

28:07

rollerblades on. I'm booty. The

28:11

Mafia, once again, sticks a stick in

28:13

your bike wheels. Sandy saved

28:15

me. And drives a flip... Well, again, hold

28:17

on, hold on. Flips you

28:19

right into an oncoming car. But

28:22

who's driving that car and who hits the brakes right away?

28:24

The Guardian Angel, saving you. So

28:27

you were safe after another attempt on your life.

28:30

Now, who do you guys think The Mafia

28:32

is? Well, that's easy. Can we band together

28:35

and know it's your husband? Yeah, of course. She

28:37

is so good at this game. That's why you

28:39

heard her fold it in. I'm sure she picked

28:41

it again. Or Jeri... You got it

28:43

twice last time somehow. I don't want to get it. Well,

28:45

Rylan and I already know. Get over yourself. It's Jeri. After

28:48

the last time I watched this, I had to get suspicious

28:50

of her because you did good at it. Is

28:52

it your wife? I think it's Sandy. Rylan.

28:55

I don't know, you killed me the last round.

28:57

Did I? Wow. So

29:00

one of you has to convince me that you're not

29:02

The Mafia because I'm the deciding factor at this point.

29:04

I think me killing you would be obvious because you

29:06

were coming at me so hard. And that's why he

29:08

would kill you. I would have killed Sandy. I

29:10

don't know. I think it's Jeri. Alright, Rylan.

29:13

I'll let the... Yeah, no. I

29:16

see you. Okay, last... Sandy, is it

29:18

Jeri? Yeah. Okay, it's

29:20

Sandy. Jeri, let's vote for Sandy.

29:22

It's Sandy. It's Sandy. Alright. Wait,

29:24

wait, wait. Is this it? Okay?

29:28

She's like, no, no, no. This is real. You're

29:31

fighting too hard. No. You're fighting too

29:33

hard. If you get killed, you don't eat the pickle. Perfect.

29:37

Okay. Well, the

29:39

townspeople, Rylan and Jeri, they storm in

29:41

the sea. Sandy are the mafia. They're

29:43

mafia. They take her. They throw her

29:45

in the lake with all the ducks.

29:47

Whoa. What? I guess.

29:50

Wow, dude. But they were looking through

29:52

her pockets and they didn't find anything. I heard you, snake. And

29:57

the mafia, Jeri, walks away clean as

29:59

a wood. I thought it was Jared the

30:01

Hulk. Wow.

30:03

But then when I was asking you

30:05

about it, you were like grinning ear to ear

30:08

like you were just excited. Because I was excited

30:10

that I knew. I knew from the

30:12

very beginning I knew it was Jared and then I

30:14

was like, that was a good one. I

30:17

just want you to know I saved you. Thank you. I appreciate it.

30:19

I feel like last time I stunk up the

30:21

place. But I must confess,

30:23

the first game I was a mafia and I did kill you. There

30:27

were multiple reasons why I had to go back on what happened.

30:29

All right, try the pickle. Oh, it smells horrible. Oh

30:31

my god. They somehow made it more

30:33

poo. This is fucking disgusting. No way. Well,

30:36

enjoy your pickle. We're going to

30:38

take a quick little break and

30:40

when we come back, but China,

30:43

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30:48

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30:50

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30:53

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33:02

ate one of these? Ya

33:05

boy. How was it? I loved

33:07

it. Oh wow. It just tastes

33:09

like cherry. Ew, it's so really bad. It

33:11

smells like Dr. Pepper. Should I peep you?

33:14

Please. Peep it homie. Oh yeah. So

33:17

I wasn't peeping. Dude, never look away when a

33:19

man's giving you peeps. It

33:22

tastes better than a pickle one.

33:25

It tasted good when I ate it

33:27

but I didn't have a pickle in

33:29

my mouth. A weird mix. I like

33:31

pickle a lot and it's just… it's

33:33

not good. It's really bad. I'm not

33:35

gonna lie, I thought you guys were

33:37

exaggerating. No, really bad. Okay, welcome back

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to… Vagina! Viewers are great and even

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this is as a three where it

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35:36

interesting email from Tv She said see all

35:38

of y'all So I was at work and

35:40

I noticed that they stocked up on the

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Bath and Body Works himself which you guys

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talked about on the show before so I

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decided to try to use it on my

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very oily face and guess what? it? try

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not all my. Dermatologist

35:54

but I demanded anybody to try

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say about me. So I guess

35:59

because the. So intensely drive for

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the have oily skin. I got a high

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rise it out but that's still feels like

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it could lead to some sort of burn

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or problem so maybe be careful. what does

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don't they have to miss the ingredients on

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and so is it. sounds like it as

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a witch hazel or I suppose before something

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like that enough. Not

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to get all fine and a half

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ago I had acne and I remember

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oncogene would tell me to but witch

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hazel oh my. They have our own.

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alcohol that would dry out. Robot? it's

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within our hands in the desert. Smart

36:33

bear this a point of this. We

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do a voicemail hours ago. Hey

36:37

same. I love the prices. I'm looking

36:39

for some advice. And. Then a

36:41

little bit of a poco. I. Let us

36:43

out of car and I started messing up with

36:45

ham. I'm twenty four and I found out the

36:48

he was forty nine. Ah,

36:50

I guess whipping up I'm home alone.

36:53

Fargo. One time that he's

36:55

actually my uncle. Sagging movies

36:58

are not blood related like

37:00

just through marriage. But.

37:02

I remembered me as a child and I used

37:04

to go to his his birthday parties. He

37:07

didn't recognize you have all like it was

37:09

a shot down. On. The

37:11

size cities and to hook up with

37:13

them as long as the form of.

37:16

An appeal for home So I'm just

37:18

wondering what you are you and if

37:20

you have any of our to. Me

37:22

and he ended his weird. Thing

37:27

is I'm get in a nasty

37:29

vibe. hadn't really know what's your

37:31

uncle Jim Carrey as somewhere like

37:33

her? A mystery, uncertain, obviously not

37:35

still married. I was you wasn't

37:37

looking at him like he was looking at her as on

37:40

you know what your uncle such As soon as he went

37:42

on to the by mary. That's as Genesis she said

37:44

as as mess I said I'll be his

37:46

at least assigned. Blood related and where did

37:48

where? No man and always your bag.

37:50

All my worries Isis is concentrated. see

37:53

what about it would be like. You

37:56

know, and are And husband?

37:58

Yeah, you know, Or it

38:00

would be like or be like one of our uncle No,

38:04

that would be like Sandy hooking up with one of

38:06

our kids, but that's why you can know your cousin

38:08

well what? It's

38:13

a lie thinking Utah maybe we've talked about it, but if

38:15

you're over 65 you could fuck your cousin Like

38:19

fuck it do you want? You

38:23

know you're doing it your dick kids are

38:25

still fuck your cousin. Oh my god. Yeah,

38:27

anyways Well, I know it's a pretty bunch

38:30

like remember the episode where where Greg

38:32

and Marsha. They want to fuck related

38:35

Yes, that's the best way to think of this right now

38:37

because that's exactly what it would be like okay. It's weird

38:41

And I feel like in general Break

38:43

it off. It's just weird because there's no way

38:45

he's not aware of you even if you weren't

38:47

aware of him And how do you bring him

38:49

home to your family? What

38:53

does that look like love is blind okay? Let

38:56

me rephrase take him home to your family

38:59

before you break it off wearing

39:01

the merch and take a photo for it You

39:06

film it I definitely agree

39:08

with Jared please break it off, please stop

39:10

hooking up with your uncle I just want to say

39:12

I'm not judging her for doing it. No. It's

39:15

not related nothing. We are but But

39:18

I'm judging him. I yes. I think long

39:20

term. It's just it's not gonna go we're

39:22

gonna want it to go Yeah, well,

39:24

thank you for calling in because

39:27

that was it was a lot woke me

39:29

up You

39:32

you went there you really did you need to stop

39:34

going there Okay,

39:39

let's do one more hey couch crew

39:42

huge huge fan My

39:44

name is Amanda Shane and Ryland. I've been

39:46

watching you forever You

39:49

guys are my comfort videos, so I love

39:51

you and thank you So

39:53

my question is for everyone and

39:55

your relationship. This is about kind

39:58

of being a and

40:00

showering and like what your daily

40:03

shower routines are. My parents have

40:05

been together for 40 years and their

40:07

thing is like they always shower

40:09

together. They never shower separately and

40:12

like personally I think it's kind of weird because

40:14

I when I

40:16

shower showering is like

40:18

my time to be myself and

40:20

take my time and do whatever I need to do in there.

40:22

So I just think it's kind of

40:24

funny and it's kind of cute. So I'm wondering

40:27

what your shower routines are

40:29

like lol. Anyways

40:31

thank you guys so much. Love you.

40:34

Bye. First of all

40:36

that's so cute. I love that. Maybe they started

40:38

that I don't know how old they are but

40:40

maybe like when they were younger it was like

40:42

a saving water thing. I was thinking Great Depression

40:44

Era maybe. They're not that old. Or maybe

40:47

they do it. But their parents probably were. Maybe.

40:49

Or maybe they do it to keep like the

40:51

you know the spice in their relationship. I

40:53

feel like it's not practical day to day though because if

40:56

I'm like trying to get ready for work it feels like

40:58

showering together is going to lead to something. Well you never

41:01

listen I'm not trying to start a fight. But

41:03

you do not ever let me get in the shower.

41:06

Oh. We have. It's just not my

41:08

preference. Then you're wet. You're like I

41:10

just I'm not a shower. Like I'm

41:12

saying sexually I don't love a shower.

41:14

I don't want to do it for

41:16

sex though. I just think it's like

41:18

fun. No I don't like that. I

41:20

don't like in the shower. Although I

41:24

will say like cleaning your ass. I don't know if I've

41:26

ever seen you clean your ass. What.

41:28

Just really see your significant other

41:31

clean their ass. How do

41:33

you clean your ass. I

41:35

don't. Oh.

41:38

What was so bad. I did get up on my

41:40

hand and lab. I don't know. I don't know. I

41:42

bought a whole with soap. My butt doctor told me

41:44

not to. What do you clean it with. You don't

41:46

remember when I got itchy ass. But

41:50

that it was from being too clean.

41:52

He said it was okay. But doctor

41:54

said to have that. But okay. Not

41:57

with soap. He said I don't to

42:00

your like asshole. What do you clean your ass

42:02

hole? What? Well, I feel like it probably like

42:04

I scrub my back with a loofah and then

42:07

it probably goes down but then I rinse out

42:09

my asshole with water. Probably! Probably! That

42:11

is Jared coded. I use it! Yes! Okay,

42:13

how about this? I use a bidet every

42:16

time I shit and then I rinse

42:18

my ass in the shower. If I

42:20

have a portable, handheld showertop, I will put

42:22

it on the jets because what I do

42:25

is I like to blast the shit out

42:27

of my teeth. So I go like this

42:29

and go, Grrrrrt! Grrrrrt!

42:31

And then I'll do a quick pass

42:33

on my butt. Brrp brrp brrp brrp. But

42:36

right now we don't have one of those.

42:38

Definitely do butt second. Oh yeah, it's always

42:40

mouth to butt. It's never butt to mouth.

42:43

Oh thank god. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I

42:45

don't know what particles are flying around my butt when I do that but uh,

42:48

I think maybe we've taken one shower together

42:50

but it's really, I don't know. Well I think it's

42:53

like sexy time it's okay but like actual

42:55

shower like no. Like I want to get

42:57

in to you know, I agree with her.

42:59

It's kind of my alone time and then

43:01

two we have somewhat like different schedules so

43:03

it's just. And then it would turn

43:05

into something different in the shower. It's like if we're gonna

43:08

have sex let's have sex at all you know. Which

43:10

I don't mind like sexy time in the shower and

43:12

then like move on to the bed, you know, bedroom

43:15

but I don't want to have sex in

43:17

the shower. I don't like sexy time after shower

43:19

because everybody feels like a pig. Oh my god.

43:21

Do you know what I mean? Sticky. Sticky

43:24

pig skin. And then you're like fucking and it's

43:26

like. I hate it.

43:28

I hate it. If

43:31

I were to do water activity I'd rather somewhere else.

43:33

You know? Right, right. Okay.

43:36

Can we shower with your man? Yeah

43:38

we both shower separately and together and

43:41

yeah I don't know. I don't

43:43

think it's anything weird about it. I think it's kind of romantic

43:45

and fun and sometimes sexy. But

43:48

sometimes it isn't sexy? Well when I'm alone

43:50

no. But when you're showering together I think. You guys ever shower. Pretty

43:54

much always. You shower together to get

43:56

ready? Without something happening?

43:58

Yeah if it's like if it works out. If it

44:00

makes sense, time-wise, we will. But

44:02

like- need to shower,

44:04

you're both- Sometimes. Yeah, it's like a bit

44:06

of both. It just depends. It's part of the moment. We don't

44:08

have it planned or anything, but I don't know, it's fun. We

44:11

have fun. Wow. Well,

44:13

that was very enlightening. And

44:15

I think it's amazing that your parents do that.

44:17

Yeah. And I think it's very sweet. Yeah.

44:20

Not for me. And we both clean our

44:22

butts, both of us. Good for

44:24

you, I hope you're on the issue.

44:26

Each others or something? This is gonna-

44:29

All right, let's get you some conspiracies. Okay,

44:31

this first one, I got so many emails

44:33

about this. Now, I wish I would have

44:35

known about this before because I would have

44:37

tested it out. Have you guys heard the

44:39

new Stanley Cup conspiracy? Not only

44:42

did they pretend like it was fireproof,

44:44

but the new viral phenomenon is, did

44:46

you know that a Stanley Cup is

44:48

bulletproof? Okay. First off, I can't

44:50

even fall asleep with ice in that fucking

44:52

cup and wake up to ice. I

44:55

don't know how the hell it's mostly fireproof. And

44:57

you know what, if I can fucking em a

44:59

chamber lens, there's gonna have to be a lid

45:01

on it. Shut it out. It's just a sitting

45:03

there, no lid. Ice in the morning. Clink, clink,

45:06

clink. That's scary. So there's a viral

45:08

news story, which I don't think this woman's lying,

45:10

but this story went viral and she

45:12

said a Stanley Cup saved her life when a

45:14

stray bullet came through her house and it ricocheted

45:16

off her cup. They're marketing geniuses for sure. I

45:18

think that's about what we can say at this

45:21

point. Did it go through the wall first too?

45:23

I have no idea. But then it went viral,

45:25

now everybody's trying to be like, oh my God,

45:27

if you just have a Stanley Cup around, you

45:29

can get saved from a drive-by. You can get

45:31

saved from an intruder. This doesn't seem like a

45:33

good trend though, because everyone was lighting the cups

45:36

on fire, now everyone's gonna be shooting bullets around.

45:39

It's like, I don't know. I know. I

45:41

don't know if I want TikTok shooting bullets around. Yeah,

45:43

so let us know, guys, have you ever gotten

45:45

shot with a Stanley Cup? Did

45:48

it save your life? Send us an email. Maybe

45:50

all that lead protects from the bullet. Oh.

45:53

Wow. Because they have lead

45:56

in them. Only on the bottom, not

45:58

inside. Oh, I know. to the

46:00

next theory. Speaking of

46:02

companies doing crazy things for marketing and

46:04

virality, Spencer was telling me about the

46:06

popcorn bucket from Dune? Yeah, have you

46:08

guys seen the Dune popcorn buckets? You'd

46:11

have to start by telling me what Dune is. No.

46:15

The desert, the horrible desert looking

46:17

movie? Somebody did an edit

46:22

where it's Wendy Williams like as the characters

46:24

and it's called How You Do. That's

46:28

amazing. It's so good. Now I

46:30

have seen the bucket. I'm sure it's beautiful I just

46:32

want to say I'm not trying to dig it. I

46:34

just, I watching that trailer makes me hate it. So

46:36

the bucket

46:41

looks like, yeah it looks like a

46:44

fleshlight. Does it look that much like a

46:48

fleshlight? I mean it's

46:51

the perfect size to put your dick in and there's little

46:53

silicone stringies that if you lube them up

46:55

it'll be like, if I had one I'd

47:00

fuck it. 100%.

47:02

You can get one on Etsy for $120. I

47:04

love that. Why did they make it? I think

47:06

we should just see popcorn out of fleshlights is

47:08

what this is telling me. I think they made

47:10

it to go viral to be like look let's

47:12

make it look like a fleshlight and let's get

47:14

everybody talking about it and it fucking works. Yeah

47:16

there's so lot every I tried to get one

47:18

like for the show they're sold out everywhere. Every

47:20

aim for the show. I

47:23

tried to get one. I look at you have this

47:25

picture this guy he said I'm just here to fuck

47:27

the popcorn bucket. Can you not

47:29

go to the movie theater and get one? No they're sold

47:31

out. What? They're like every movie theater they're sold out.

47:33

This guy used it instead of a calling for his

47:36

cat. Do you

47:38

think it was on purpose? Yes. I think they

47:40

wanted people to say it looks like a big

47:42

old fleshlight. Because it was so successful I guarantee

47:44

you there's gonna be another like movie that has

47:46

some sort of like suggestive budget.

47:48

What else about it? And

47:50

you can. This I got a

47:52

bunch of emails about too. This is

47:54

crazy. I have watched this like 50 times. I

47:57

can't explain it and I it's so confusing. I

47:59

don't think. I think it's fake because I don't understand

48:01

what it is. Let me just show

48:03

you. It is February 28, 29th, 28th, 29th. I

48:08

have gotten me a better quality camera to

48:10

catch this thing in the sky. And

48:12

holy moly, I am scared. I'm

48:15

scared, but I'm not gonna trip because I've been catching

48:17

this thing for a while now. It's

48:20

very ominous. There he is. What the

48:22

fuck is that? There he is. What the

48:25

fuck is that? There he is. What the fuck is that? There

48:28

he is. What the fuck is that? There he is. There's

48:31

a huge face looking

48:33

right down on us. What the fuck? Let's see

48:35

if I can zoom in a little bit brighter. There

48:37

he is. Whoa. Literally, what

48:39

the fuck is going on? That man needs to get a

48:41

biographer for sure. I

48:44

have a theory. What

48:48

the fuck is that? What

48:52

the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?

48:54

Let's take an old man. What the fuck is

48:56

that? So, okay. What the fuck is that? Anybody?

48:58

My only guess is it's clouds that just happen

49:00

to look exactly like a creepy guy looking down

49:02

at you next to the moon. I was thinking,

49:05

you know how that phone did that thing where

49:07

if you zoom up to the moon, they like

49:09

projected a false image? What? It's

49:11

very creepy for sure. It's that technology glitching.

49:13

I mean, after all the projects ... Sorry,

49:15

our cat is in a bucket of chicken

49:17

right now. Louie

49:20

is full body in the bucket. He's like,

49:23

where's my doom bucket? Oh, he's leaving. He's

49:25

leaving. So, I don't

49:27

know. All the Project Bluebeam stuff is freaking me

49:29

out. Now that we did that video, I'm getting

49:31

so many things on my recommended reels and stuff,

49:33

and it's all holograms and crazy shit in the

49:35

sky. What the fuck is

49:37

going on? So you think this is trying to throw

49:40

us off the scent. We're looking at it, calling this

49:42

guy a goofball. It's real though, and now we're going

49:44

to be more unsuspecting? I don't know. I

49:46

mean, to me, it looks like the people that control

49:49

everything are testing out the hologram. They're like, let's do

49:51

a little test. Let's do it at night. Let's do

49:53

it at night so nobody sees it. I'm not too

49:55

much believing his voice and his tonality in this video.

49:57

I think he'd be a little bit more terrified, but

49:59

that's what they... I want us to think maybe. I think this guy

50:01

worked for the CIA. Whoa. Well,

50:04

speaking of weird CIA

50:06

crazy shit, I don't even know

50:08

how to get into this next one. This is crazy, I'm just

50:10

gonna play it. Okay, listen, so I'm making this

50:12

Velveeta fucking skillet dinner right now. And

50:16

I opened the box, and this is it. And

50:19

it has some very KKK's cross.

50:22

Fucking, this was

50:24

in my box of Velveeta.

50:27

The Hindu swastika? What

50:30

is happening? Guns?

50:35

Nazis? So

50:38

what the fuck? Wait,

50:40

what the fuck? Did Velveeta put out a statement

50:42

about this? I'm so confused. What's on her fingers?

50:44

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. What the hell

50:46

is that? That's

50:48

what I'm looking at. Yeah,

50:53

what the fuck? What the fuck is that? What

50:57

is it? So yeah, what the

50:59

fuck is going on? What is that? How did

51:02

I get in the box? Does somebody at the

51:04

Velveeta factory say like, I wanna speak with you.

51:06

Or is Velveeta trying to tell us something? Well,

51:08

okay, let's just say I wanted to

51:11

do this. Obviously, you could, we

51:14

have to put ourselves in the mindset of a

51:16

weirdo. You can see by

51:18

how it's folded very strategically to be able

51:21

to fit, like if this is the top of the

51:23

box, they could slide it in the side that isn't

51:25

sealed very easily. So it's folded up, so I mean,

51:27

it wasn't in the box and then the box was

51:29

sealed. I think people are just

51:31

going into stores and putting these in boxes.

51:34

However, are these people trying to

51:36

tell us something? And to be the person,

51:38

one of the few that receives it,

51:41

still feels like that energy. That's

51:43

huge. I can't wait to open up a box and see something

51:45

like that. I'd rather get that in my food than a pube

51:48

or a hair. You know?

51:50

I'd rather get a manifesto from the illuminant. I'd

51:52

rather get a note that says you're gonna die

51:54

tonight than get a hair in my food. Cool.

51:57

Great. That's so true. Yeah.

52:00

Okay next very a very excited about

52:02

because we are entering our daddy arrow

52:04

already in. It's but every daddy right

52:06

now in mommy on Instagram is talking

52:08

about polluting. Have your bodily fluid today

52:10

about due to. A

52:13

movie is a cartoon that every parent

52:15

now is what's with their kids and

52:17

then the kids go to sleep is

52:19

apparently keep watching. It's like a memory.

52:21

Now it's like Mike Eagle sleeping on.

52:23

There was a blue so that the

52:25

animators of blue he supposedly this defects

52:27

but supposedly got fired because they planted

52:29

something specifically. For us in the show I

52:32

guess is he was gluey in the parents'

52:34

bedroom, their dogs in their bedroom there is

52:36

a cock chair. And

52:39

everybody on mine is talking about how blue

52:41

he assigns you are. Talk about put them

52:44

on their so wow I. Thought

52:47

chair is not necessary either. it

52:49

actually doesn't make in half the

52:51

room or it also is blocking

52:53

adores without having a why? is

52:55

it there is beyond the silver

52:57

frame? Yeah. Every.

53:00

Film The Dons Honest Ah is there

53:02

a cut scene is what we're asking.

53:04

I haven't researched enough. Wow, so think

53:06

he does for email me that a

53:08

lot of us is blue your cock

53:10

email. And I was

53:12

very scared. Open as it is crazy house is

53:14

so bright. Go like us! The focal point in

53:17

the concept Is it possible. Doesn't match the

53:19

if anything else in the room. Or it

53:21

real quick. I actually saw something recently

53:23

and I and I just remembered it

53:25

right now. This is fun! Oh my

53:27

god it's audiophiles so this is a

53:29

should causes bull logo half. Do me

53:31

a favor. Flip. It upside down

53:33

or guys who are you see. It

53:36

looks like a robot, but fuck a crab. Us.

53:42

What exactly Are the Cj

53:44

Marshmallow much locked in a

53:46

crash? From

53:50

underneath, right And like mine own. I.

53:53

Didn't have the crabs getting fucked by a

53:55

robot. better

53:58

view of Right? Now

54:01

that is scary. No,

54:03

I see. It's scary. I

54:09

saw this before and it really does look like that. Oh

54:12

my god. Yeah. Okay. Okay,

54:14

so our final theory is one of the scariest ever.

54:17

I have not heard this whole thing. I only heard

54:19

the beginning of it. But strap it

54:21

because this is about to get very, very spooky. I

54:23

actually, I had an idea for this, but I don't know

54:25

if this is going to work. Will it get dark enough

54:27

for this? I can see it. Well, okay. So because it's

54:29

a slumber party, I thought it would be fun

54:31

if we all had flashlights and if we told

54:34

scary stories and I was like, oh, Jared could

54:36

tell his scary theory. But is that going to

54:38

get annoying? Oh, it hurt. This is pretty strong

54:40

for little flashlight. It's

54:42

like also just so hot. You

54:45

don't need flashlight. I

54:48

mean, I'm fucking wet. Like I feel like I'm

54:50

cutting weight for a boxing natural. You're like dripping.

54:52

You look like a dripping spindle. Okay,

54:55

so the overall theory that we're going

54:58

to be talking about is the dark

55:00

forest, right? So the

55:02

dark forest is essentially the

55:04

idea that there are

55:06

aliens out there, but everybody's

55:08

afraid of each other. So just like

55:10

maybe if you live next door to murderers,

55:12

you would always try to hide. There

55:15

are aliens out there, but we're all plain

55:17

and safe. So we're all just trying to

55:19

stay hidden from each other because of the

55:21

hidden threat. So we're all

55:23

in this forest, hiding behind trees, trying

55:25

to not get seen by each other.

55:27

Wait, the aliens. The aliens are hiding

55:29

from each other. Yes, the aliens don't

55:31

want to be noticed by each other

55:33

because inevitably, the second that we see

55:35

somebody else, we're going to want to

55:37

take over their resources. And obviously, we

55:40

are projecting onto aliens what we already

55:42

know we do to each other.

55:44

Right. Just like in order to take over a

55:46

land, you got to slaughter the people. Everyone's fighting

55:48

for these resources. So there was a book written,

55:50

I believe it was in the 90s, and

55:53

it talks about how there's nine

55:55

steps in order for a civilization

55:57

to go into space and develop.

56:00

civilizations on other planets. The last

56:02

one basically being create hospitable

56:04

environments on another planet and get there.

56:06

And the eighth is to be able

56:08

to go into space. So

56:11

right now our civilization is in the eighth

56:13

step of this. But the reason

56:15

why it's believed that nobody has seen

56:17

life from other planets is because of

56:19

the great filter. There's something in the

56:21

universe that will not allow anybody to

56:23

get beyond a certain point. So it's

56:26

like the end of like in a

56:28

video game the end of the simulation

56:30

kind of if you can't escape that.

56:32

Yes, it's like the barrier. It's like

56:34

the Truman Show wall and

56:36

we don't know how far other planets have gotten

56:38

but we're officially like right there on the brink

56:40

of it. So if the great filter is the

56:43

last step we're about to get slaughtered. But

56:45

if the great filter is you know, like

56:47

after step three that means that we could

56:50

potentially be the first ones ever to experience

56:53

life on other planets. How cool if that's

56:55

the scenario and our kids kids are just

56:57

planet hopping like we go to different planets.

56:59

Like an endeavor. The

57:02

other is that there is obviously aliens on

57:05

this planet. They've already taken over and they've

57:07

already manipulated everybody and we just because we

57:09

look at aliens like these big things with

57:11

heads that you know, they're all goofy and

57:14

shit like that. But what if aliens have

57:16

become so advanced that they're able

57:18

to shapeshift and all this stuff

57:20

and they look like dogs and they look like

57:22

cats and they're able to gather information in that

57:24

sense. You know what I mean? So just because

57:26

we haven't seen what we got the fucking dogs

57:28

and cats just started going crazy. See you

57:30

just be you. Oh my god you

57:33

but so yeah, I mean maybe it

57:35

isn't as crazy as I

57:37

put out fucking aliens. That's what some

57:39

people believe. Some people believe that cats

57:41

are from another cats

57:43

and octopuses are always theorized to be

57:45

from like other planets or aliens infiltrating

57:47

us. We've talked about this before I

57:49

think but yes, but cats are the

57:51

only pet that are self-aware. They know

57:54

they're cats. And they'll eat you after

57:56

you die. A dog will starve to death if you

57:58

die and it will never touch you. A

58:00

cat will fucking eat you. They've walked in

58:02

on scenes of people being just Devoured

58:05

by cats. But they've never walked in on a scene

58:07

where people are getting devoured by dogs You know, it's

58:09

interesting because it goes with your other theory of you

58:11

know how you said Movies prepare you

58:13

for things to come like an alien invasion Well

58:16

like Captain Marvel and a couple Marvel movies

58:18

recently have cats being an alien while mouth

58:20

comes open like swallow So

58:23

it goes with that theory as well. Oh my god.

58:25

Yeah you but I guess

58:27

at the end of the day It's just

58:29

an interesting notion to think that if there's

58:31

life on point zero zero zero zero one

58:33

percent of other planets There's still millions of

58:36

civilizations out there. So there's no way we're

58:38

alone. It's just why haven't we seen any

58:40

of them yet? Absolutely, there is

58:42

life elsewhere and almost certainly intelligent life has

58:44

to be the odds are just overwhelming Stars

58:47

which are billions of years older than our

58:49

Sun Some of them

58:52

very likely have planets and therefore

58:54

I can imagine civilizations immensely beyond the

58:56

capabilities of our own There

58:59

could be another you know Earth planet

59:01

on like step Seven. Yes,

59:03

we would so we could either be the furthest

59:06

that it's ever gotten or We're

59:08

you know other people have figured out how to circumvent

59:10

the great filter But I don't believe that to be

59:12

the case, you know, I think that we're actually the

59:14

furthest along, you know, it's crazy I'm taking you even

59:17

more seriously in the bear suit Do

59:25

I shit in the woods But

59:27

yeah, so the dark forest though is just a

59:29

creepy idea that like when you look into the

59:31

night sky There's definitely aliens there, but they're fucking

59:33

hiding, you know, they're behind the tree They're like

59:35

we don't want to be seen because these people

59:37

put fucking bombs in the air and they might

59:40

kill us so they're scared of us Oh well

59:42

speaking of life

59:44

forms that are graded

59:47

acting Let's

59:49

get to recap Oh

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Today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast,

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I may have gone too far and

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got my husband very upset with me.

1:00:09

I'm not the bad guy. Oh, is this gonna

1:00:11

be a problem after the podcast? What

1:00:13

does that supposed to mean? I feel guilty

1:00:15

for going so hard because you are a

1:00:17

good man. You should. Someone's

1:00:21

out there dating their uncle. Just

1:00:24

when you thought your life was bad. You

1:00:27

could be dating your uncle without

1:00:30

knowing it. Wait until you surprise your

1:00:32

family with that man. That was offensive

1:00:34

to everybody. We're

1:00:37

about to discover aliens and die maybe? What's

1:00:40

happening? Aliens definitely exist. That's the

1:00:42

whole point of it. They definitely exist.

1:00:45

They're cats. They could be cats. Stanley

1:00:47

Cup is bulletproof. Yeah, fucking right. You

1:00:50

guys are videos. allegedly Stanley Cup is

1:00:52

not only fireproof, but it is now

1:00:54

bulletproof as well. Oh, the

1:00:57

dune popcorn bucket. Oh,

1:00:59

the bucket bucket. How you doing?

1:01:05

Oh my god, I forgot to do the Love is Blind conspiracy. Really quick,

1:01:07

really quick because I need it for the fun. Have

1:01:11

you ever seen Love is Blind? Oh, yeah. Okay. You know, they have

1:01:13

gold cups. In every season,

1:01:15

in every scenario, whether they're at a restaurant or

1:01:17

they're in the bubble or whatever, they all are

1:01:19

using gold cups. Really weird. Honestly,

1:01:22

drives me crazy because even in the apartments they

1:01:24

put them in, these motherfuckers are drinking out of

1:01:26

these gold cup. Is it because they have mics

1:01:28

in them? Good guess. No, it's very, it's a very

1:01:30

random and it's for some reason it kind of creeps

1:01:32

me out. So the reason they

1:01:34

all have these gold cups is because you

1:01:36

can't see through them so that it doesn't

1:01:38

mess up continuity. So if you're like having

1:01:40

a conversation with your, you know, future spouse

1:01:42

or whatever, and you're drinking wine and stuff,

1:01:44

they want to be able to cut the

1:01:46

conversation however they want. Make

1:01:49

the storyline whatever they want and you'll never know because

1:01:51

the cups. Now, it's really crazy

1:01:53

because if you're watching, you're like, the conversation escalated

1:01:55

very fast or this doesn't make any sense, but

1:01:58

you Can't tell the timeline because of the cups. What?

1:02:00

There was an episode from season it was

1:02:02

but one guy was eating chicken wings and

1:02:05

hear the Gold Cup motley research showing. His

1:02:07

chicken wings and he was talking to this woman

1:02:09

And. Every time it will cut back to him another chick

1:02:11

or be gone or to go would appear or the wing

1:02:13

would be there or the bone would be there and my

1:02:15

car and as a gallon through and. Crazy.

1:02:18

This is what. It's such a good

1:02:20

show that you're now thinking. Is.

1:02:22

What I consumed even real do like are

1:02:25

they cutting his conversations in a way to

1:02:27

manipulate as kind a smart with an engineering

1:02:29

science or his her back. To recap: In

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search of a new car purchase your first

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we send us and murder. Or.

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Guys, I'm on. My

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eyes rye. Rye

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that you definitely did not be

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shared. and Sandia your local not

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enough to pretty good jobs Czar

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and they weren't shopping for toy

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cars. Of

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Island right? right? Fly

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And ah okay, that's.

1:03:04

Right after the pump. a. Love.

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As you guys ever notice the Chicago Bulls

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logo. Something.

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About it. For

1:03:21

I have a meltdown I gotta and

1:03:23

the snow. I hope you all enjoyed

1:03:25

this episode of the Say Dogs and

1:03:27

I just make sure you're following us

1:03:29

all on social media. Jared and Sandy

1:03:32

our our new favorite is the water

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though What? We'll have all of our

1:03:36

Disney bloggers. Artillery

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sensors we would be calling for

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ever wanted to related to that.

1:03:43

didn't understand the gravity of my

1:03:45

work. They are a threat. Has

1:03:47

also actively posting on Instagram. Spencer

1:03:49

said his. Every season for you

1:03:51

to gel. What did I not say that?

1:03:53

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1:03:55

tube Who causing on you tube. In

1:03:59

I know. Instagram Oh Spencer

1:04:01

is still looking for his

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match We

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should recreate it Everything

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oh yeah, no hot wings. Oh

1:04:14

no, Holly. Okay. We learned our

1:04:16

lesson Austin

1:04:21

podcast every other week and listen

1:04:23

on Listen

1:04:25

to the audio sit down You can

1:04:28

sit you can take a break. Bye

1:04:34

Move I know I'm ready to sleep

1:04:39

No, this is so much fun I hope we do it again

1:04:41

this time And if you guys want us to play any of

1:04:44

these games again like apples to apples or cards against humanity Let

1:04:46

us know or did you hate that? All

1:04:48

right, give this video a thumbs up, please. We need

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it You