0:01

So if you're wondering what this is, which

0:03

you're probably not because it's getting a little

0:05

more obvious, this is all AI. I

0:09

hate it. I'm like so confused right now.

0:11

I know. That's a good one. Are

0:19

we ready? I don't know. Is it happening? Oh

0:21

my god, this looks good. Hey,

0:24

welcome back to whatever the hell this is, Spencer Danny

0:26

Addition. Oh

0:29

my god. I'm freaking

0:32

out. I literally woke up in sweats last night. Well,

0:34

not in sweats, but in sweats and nightmares. I'm

0:37

so nervous, but so excited. How are you feeling?

0:39

I'm also feeling nervous. I

0:41

woke up today. I was like, I

0:43

don't think anyone's having a similar day

0:45

to me on. I

0:48

think it's a unique day. So, okay.

0:50

So let me explain how this is all going to go

0:52

down because it's different than I was expecting. But

0:55

I think that's a good thing. So first of

0:57

all, we were going to rent out this crazy

0:59

mansion and shoot this whole thing like a bachelor

1:01

in this crazy, huge, epic mansion. All

1:03

of them said no. So then we moved into

1:05

this house. Then I was going to have

1:07

like five or six girls and it was going to be like

1:10

a bachelor, like a competition. And

1:12

then this morning, uh, four of

1:14

the girls dropped out. Four

1:16

of the girls got sick, which I think is code for,

1:18

they forgot which hello is this weekend. Oh,

1:21

so yeah. So we didn't think that

1:23

went through. Or

1:25

it was just too much, you know. Well, okay. But

1:27

here's what I will say. The girls that did drop

1:29

out, they still gave me their Instagrams for Spencer. Are

1:32

you kidding me? No, they do not. If

1:34

they cannot make their way over here, they

1:36

do not deserve him. Here's a crazy

1:38

part. So listen, no offense to

1:40

the girls that aren't here, but the two

1:42

girls that we have, I love.

1:45

I loved all the girls. That's all weird. All

1:49

the girls I was emailing with. I left

1:52

them off. It was a lot of emailing to every

1:54

time I'd look over at him. What are you doing?

1:57

Just coordinating girls. I

2:00

had to and this is why you see why

2:02

right I was emailing these poor girls so much

2:04

over the last few weeks because I Knew that

2:06

they were gonna drop out. So I was like,

2:08

hey triple checking. You're still coming. Hey, watch me

2:10

pull checking You're still coming and guess what? They

2:12

still drop that once again, no offense Spencer But

2:20

the two that we are left with I love

2:22

them from the beginning I love their answers to

2:24

all the questions They're just so down-to-earth and cool

2:26

and I was very excited and they're in the

2:28

other room right now Spencer has not met them

2:30

yet and they're becoming friends That's

2:34

the drama Can you imagine if what

2:36

happens from this podcast is two girls

2:38

become best friends and Spencer single? They're

2:42

gonna band together and say we can't do this

2:44

to each other So

2:47

here's the other crazy part so obviously Jared and

2:49

Sandra here in their grower and family Oh Pity

2:54

me of love literally. Well, we are

2:56

the you dress them in matching outfits

2:58

and you showed up as kin from the

3:00

Barbie movie I

3:05

mean the farmer I'm always wearing you guys were on your way to

3:07

Walmart. You're driving the phone No,

3:10

good Hot Wheels. Let's go ahead and go

3:12

very I think it all happened for us

3:14

You know those other three girls dropped out

3:16

so that Spencer had a better chance Getting

3:19

to know that one of the two I agree. I said,

3:21

well, here's the thing, too We're gonna switch it up a

3:23

little bit So originally it was gonna be more competitive and

3:25

more like pitting them against each other and you have to

3:27

pick a winner at The end which I always hated from

3:29

the beginning. That was your idea Well,

3:34

your idea was drag race which doesn't really make sense I

3:38

thought you were gonna trust his mother walking down

3:40

the stage I was

3:42

gonna be Ross Matthews and some gas shirt like

3:45

oh My

3:47

gosh No, so I

3:49

like this because here's what we're actually gonna do now You're

3:52

gonna have two days with two very

3:54

real like they are interested in love

3:56

to women and we're gonna watch the

3:59

dates We're not doing

4:01

like a dating game. We're not gonna ask kooky questions I

4:03

know maybe a few but we're gonna actually

4:05

watch these dates. So I have in my

4:07

office upstairs a room set up Very

4:12

real very real And

4:15

we are first gonna interview the girls one by

4:17

one get to know them do a little background

4:19

check I went it was hard for Jared and

4:21

I to keep our mouths closed We were sitting

4:23

with them and I think we already know too

4:25

much I know I had told I had to tell Jared

4:27

to stop because I was like you're getting too friendly Yeah,

4:31

so we're gonna you know get to know them more

4:33

than they already did a little bit and then we're

4:35

gonna send them up The stairs one by one And

4:39

hopefully enjoying the awkwardness or the lids Did

4:43

you prepare yourself with some questions in

4:45

case there's some awkward lols Well,

4:52

I do have some questions from the

4:54

comments That we could pull

4:56

from we also could do a stir the pot you could

4:58

be sitting there with a little pot We could figure it

5:00

out. I don't think it's gonna be awkward. These girls are

5:02

very fair Well, I don't give it away,

5:04

but they're very fun Well,

5:10

I'm you know, that's just me Medically

5:12

he can't oh you have to look at the

5:14

hands. What are they? That's

5:18

the nerves coming out I actually

5:20

got less nervous with fewer people because I

5:22

was like, okay I can have more of like an

5:24

authentic connection with someone there's opposed to like five people

5:26

felt like it It felt like that first night of

5:28

the bachelor where it's like hey, can I show you

5:30

a can I see you ways? Like that's not like

5:32

you're not like really connecting with anyone agrees Here's what

5:34

I will say a couple nights ago I texted you

5:36

and I was like hey the reality because we've been

5:38

planning this episode for a while and kind of you

5:40

know I'm talking about it and stuff and the reality

5:42

hit me. I was like, oh, this isn't just a

5:44

podcast Like you could meet the love of your life.

5:46

This is a lot of pressure I was like, do

5:48

you want to do this? Like is this are you

5:50

cool with it? No? Yeah And

5:52

you in a moment where you were like, yeah, I'm nervous too. This is

5:55

kind of crazy Yeah, no, I Definitely there

5:57

was a similar because I've been like we've been planning

5:59

it at a. Canopy gives us like

6:01

oh yeah dating apps? oh that's great idea.

6:03

This is this like oh yeah I'm the

6:05

one do as much. As

6:08

me I think it be super weird

6:10

if you weren't nerve gas you know

6:12

very good the you nervous angry outlet

6:14

me to say side note out one

6:16

of the girls fell out because she

6:19

really want to come Once again I

6:21

have her eyes you have met see

6:23

fell out because she was like hey

6:25

so I'm actually under contract on another

6:27

dating show on fox of Farm Army

6:29

so. Why? Does

6:32

the same what he thought he literally secretly

6:34

created a so that's crazy. The farm animals

6:36

are all growers but yes you would like

6:38

so if you do in a month I

6:40

can do it as a my and the

6:42

a bit and it whenever. She's very sweet

6:44

so shut up girl I can say your

6:46

name and want to give it away but

6:48

shadow girls are me to wife as I

6:50

do. they all wear armor her house and

6:52

I were like actual farmer one percent of

6:54

and she's gonna wear the farmers so which

6:56

is promoting the So I was a nice

6:58

com okay well Spencer and ready. I'm ready

7:00

to head up those stairs, baby! Are. A

7:12

lot of their lives that are lot aired. On

7:20

Okay are you guys ready to be the first? I

7:25

don't know what were harassed and what I do have their profiles,

7:27

they sent me their answers the stuff that will go through it

7:29

but I'm does. Insects

7:32

Are they going to sit and

7:34

sprinter See our government authors. Nine

7:38

are other. Oh. Okay,

7:48

let me give a little background on

7:50

Deseret she said hey, twenty four year

7:52

old, recent grad from Sherman Oaks. I'm

7:54

originally from the Bay Area, but feed

7:56

hot down here after college. Some of

7:58

my interests include. Ideally you to feed

8:01

and in a drawing movies and trying new restaurants

8:03

on. and let me just say one of my

8:05

favorite things you said was that you don't have

8:07

a favorite national park which was one of the

8:10

question of a bummer but okay what you love

8:12

movies so much that there was a year were

8:14

you when to three different movie theaters for three

8:16

different movies on one. Day the I did

8:18

I like add two months ago. That

8:21

okay, Why. Does I had nothing to do?

8:23

And there's so many movies to see? What

8:25

movies? Were all the strangers? Okay.

8:28

Like as the and if you wanna

8:30

cry go ahead water oh I lost

8:32

the highest oh nice Aki movies and

8:35

the newest one of it. I don't

8:37

know if you guys. Are a

8:39

studio. Jubilee some. Of my

8:41

mouth hour long up a juggler

8:43

myself as I do Killer at.

8:47

The Iron Clause. Cry for that

8:49

says I cried slice It was emotional day.

8:53

For hopefully and authorized. J.

8:57

Guys, my game as I am okay

8:59

so that tells a little bit about

9:01

yours was more. Jared and I uncovered

9:03

a bombshell and was even in your

9:05

submission. Know that it's important to you

9:07

and Spencer's really? I guess it would

9:09

be actually eventually. Tell

9:14

ya that hurts and you see is

9:16

a surplus who. Wow,

9:19

Yeah, there's three of you. Soak it

9:21

doesn't I. Would you? Not

9:23

as good as it was rather

9:26

on a single sale. So

9:29

not only that, but she didn't even tell

9:31

them. So they're just gonna watch. This is

9:33

your pop up. That's great. I love Oh

9:36

my god I'm a really funny is one

9:38

so they don't. Are you doing this now?

9:40

No Way. I only way told my mom

9:42

but she's kind of the lab or mouth

9:44

but we'll see assess. My cause. My. Sister

9:47

had his anything were like blogging with each

9:49

other daily about like what's going on or

9:51

a blogger? No, no no, not going on

9:53

snapshots, not other since we don't you know,

9:55

live by each other anymore by. Telling

9:57

her. okay so We're

10:00

gonna do a quick little background check, you know,

10:02

make sure that you're not, you know, a serial

10:04

killer. You can make sure we're not serial killers.

10:07

Um, so yeah, Jared, do you have any questions

10:09

that you wanna ask before she's sent up to

10:11

the room? To

10:15

the very safe room. Yes. How

10:17

do you spell okay in the text?

10:20

Huh? Okay. No

10:22

A-Y? No. But you passed.

10:24

You're not a serial killer. Really? Yeah.

10:27

I agree with that logic. Why? Why?

10:31

If you don't know, you don't know. I don't know. I

10:33

feel like you're past the ground today. I don't know either.

10:35

Do you do it well? Exactly. Yeah.

10:38

Well, I talked to you. Okay. I like

10:40

it. It's full blown. Oh,

10:43

the period? I never talked to that

10:45

person. Heel breaker. Done. Okay.

10:48

Sam, did you have any questions? The fellow woman? Well, I do.

10:51

I was looking at your tattoos and which one means like the most to you? I

10:53

mean, I guess the heart ones, because like I said,

10:56

they're for like my grandparents. I also have, I don't

10:58

know if you could see it, like a gold heart necklace.

11:01

My grandma who's passed away, she wore

11:04

one too. So I thought like of

11:06

having one. My sister has one. My

11:09

aunt has one. My mom has one. So

11:11

my cousin. So it's like really cute connections.

11:13

I love that. Okay.

11:17

So before we start the date, what

11:19

are you looking for? Like what are you looking for

11:22

in a relationship? Why did you decide to do this?

11:24

I would say looking for something.

11:27

I guess more serious. Just I'm

11:29

not really into casual dating. And

11:32

after like a few years of

11:34

online dating and prospects that

11:37

just everyone was saying, like, I had such

11:39

a great time. Like let's go to the

11:41

next date. And then like, Oh, sorry. Bye.

11:44

And so I'm like more on communication

11:46

on like what you're looking for. But

11:49

yeah, I would say something more serious. I mean, I

11:51

don't need to like settle down or anything. Yeah. I'm

11:55

not trying to get married or anything. Nothing

11:57

soon, but yeah. But something real.

12:00

Yeah, yeah, okay. There's something that you don't you

12:03

you don't want in your your partner like

12:05

something that you would kind of

12:07

deal Yeah, you'll be a deal breaker or

12:09

a red flag. Yes. I mean, I silly

12:13

but I Someone who's

12:15

like really into cars Like

12:20

too much in the car It's

12:25

a very common thing Really

12:28

yeah, why is

12:30

that like why is that why

12:32

guys are so into cars? Oh, no, why

12:34

would they being so into cars? People

12:37

say like they care more about their cars

12:39

and their partner All

12:42

the time sure who cares what kind of inches in

12:44

it. Yeah, I don't know about cars. What about animals

12:46

What if they're like super into animals? That's

12:49

fine. I like animals. Okay, I like that Not

12:53

like lizards I

12:57

wonder no lizards no cars Into

13:04

something it's just you don't want to hear about

13:06

cars and lizards all day. Yeah. Okay. That's a

13:08

very specific type of person Yeah, I feel you.

13:11

Yeah, but I mean if you guys talked to

13:13

I mean if you other young girls on dating

13:15

apps, that's like Just

13:18

for the record I don't talk to you Oh Okay,

13:25

that seems very straight yeah, I don't

13:27

care about fish yeah, you want a

13:29

gay guy Okay,

13:33

well Desiree your time has come

13:37

Feel free to remove your headphones and

13:40

walk up those stairs to your future Oh

13:49

Okay, the anxiety of this episode is really

13:51

making me want to take a vacation It's

13:53

really making me want to lay on the

13:55

beach just you know some fun on my

13:57

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15:09

I don't know. I hope

15:12

so. Okay. See you later. Bye.

15:15

Okay, sorry. So we're sharing

15:17

a microphone because we want to run. Okay,

15:21

I'm a nervous. We're literally

15:24

airplane hidden camera of the date right there.

15:28

So Riley wants to be able to see. So

15:30

we're sharing a mic. Okay, Desiree. Take

15:32

a step towards your dreams. I'm freaking

15:34

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15:36

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15:39

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15:41

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15:43

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16:00

in the kitchen so I can't do it. Whoa,

16:02

how are you doing? I'm

16:04

good, honestly, just driving over here,

16:06

I was like, wow, this is really happening. Yeah,

16:09

yeah, that's how I felt.

16:11

I think I was like. I can't

16:13

stop smiling, like I've seen first already.

16:15

Okay, that's good. That's good, it's

16:17

fine. Okay, I

16:19

was like, whoa, I mean, this is also weird for me, because

16:21

it's like, it's really a blind date.

16:23

Like, me, I've never like,

16:25

I don't know, it's just odd, it's just

16:28

odd. Well, I mean, not many people have

16:30

their date being used. That's true, this is

16:32

a pretty unusual. I would say this is

16:34

a first for me too, for sure. They're

16:36

so cute. Where are you from? Are you

16:38

from LA, are you? No, I'm from the

16:40

Bay Area, I'm from the North. What brought

16:42

you down here? School. Are

16:45

you in school now? No, I just graduated

16:47

in December, and now I'm here. It's just so

16:49

big, look at you. Where

16:52

we live, we live on that couch, I cleaned

16:54

it. Did you have

16:56

to read the emails that everybody's doing? No,

16:58

no, no. Are they even telling you the answers? I didn't

17:00

see anything, I don't know anything. Oh, I thought they

17:02

would like, maybe like, show you the

17:05

answers to like, questions. No, no. Like, weed

17:07

it out or something. Well, I wish I did,

17:09

I wish I did some of the answers. No,

17:12

but yeah, I thought I should know, the profile. Yeah,

17:14

I don't know, I mean, I just started, I've

17:17

been in my work for like, literally

17:20

a month, but I've been being in it for

17:22

a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been in college for too

17:24

long, and I was just ready to work, honestly. Yeah, I feel

17:26

that. I feel that. Do you like it, do you like the

17:28

people there? Yeah, and like, working

17:30

with patients, it's like, very

17:33

interesting days. Really, like, you get a lot of

17:35

like, different people? Yeah, some,

17:37

you know, questionable people. I

17:39

work at like, a bigger

17:41

hospital, so sometimes there's some

17:44

VIPs that come in. Ooh,

17:47

okay. Yeah. It's a proper

17:49

name, ooh. It's gotta be theater sign-on. Not

17:51

like, I would tell you. Okay, I like people you

17:53

know of. Yeah, I know. Like, literally. Yeah, you obviously

17:55

work here. Yeah, yeah. Well, before this, I worked at

17:57

like, a restaurant on like, Melbourne. Rose and we would

17:59

get it was the same thing it would be like

18:02

people would be like oh you know that is

18:04

like awesome like oh he has good stories I

18:06

used to work at a restaurant too well

18:08

it's not well known because it's from back home

18:10

yeah like yeah yeah it's just a sports

18:13

bar but I worked there for six years

18:15

before I moved down here my heart is

18:17

racing it's kind of awkward

18:19

and I love it maybe this is a bad

18:21

look for me but like recently you know the

18:23

where you like order something but type it

18:25

in then they flip the thing around yeah

18:27

like a starbuck yeah well like

18:30

a boba shop yeah yeah yeah and it's like do

18:32

you really deserve a tip I mean I know I

18:34

do I do I

18:45

do tip okay I tip everywhere I

18:50

mean I don't tip when I get a shirt yeah

18:53

exactly I'll give you a pass

18:56

this is a red flag I didn't mention you

18:59

have red flags like it's

19:05

hard to like think of on the flag yeah I

19:07

don't know if you could hear it I couldn't

19:09

hear you oh did they like uh I couldn't

19:11

hear you oh because I said I

19:15

said that people who are really into cars okay

19:18

yeah that's what I

19:20

said um fishing's a no

19:22

okay like uh I

19:25

wasn't sure since they said the national

19:27

park thing I have gone

19:29

fishing yeah yeah but it's not like a

19:31

personality trait of mine yeah like the people

19:33

like yeah all the pictures what is it

19:35

about fishing that's I've always because it's like

19:37

I just don't care about it okay yeah

19:40

fair enough that's why I'm like I don't

19:42

want I'm not gonna want to do

19:44

it yeah yeah yeah I don't want to like have

19:46

a like four in the morning to go fishing on the

19:48

dock during the water for like you know six

19:50

hours no yeah I agree that sounds like it's

19:52

really just that do you like do any outdoor

19:54

stuff at all not that that's like she didn't

19:56

bring up lizards yeah I want to I like

19:58

hike But

20:01

last year was so cold, but now I'm trying to get

20:03

warm and want to like find more places in LA to

20:05

go on hikes. Yeah, that is my favorite.

20:09

I really I think a green

20:11

flag is like what I

20:13

say is good communication knowing

20:15

what you want. Yeah, I really like when people

20:17

have Ambition towards

20:19

something or they're something they're really into

20:21

I think it's really appealing. I love

20:24

that. Yeah. Yeah, I agree I think he

20:26

loves that even if it's like a long way off

20:28

or like, you know I mean like you're far like

20:30

like working towards a goal is a very like appealing

20:32

quality and so on because if you're not I

20:35

don't know. I know a lot of people who are just kind of like

20:37

I was gonna shout out my roommate Like

20:44

they literally one of them came up to me and said

20:46

like she was like I don't work I'm gonna do any

20:49

I was like, but you just sort of like exists like

20:51

I don't know. It's a really boring life. Yeah Just

20:53

I don't know. Yeah I

20:56

agree with that green flag. I'm

20:59

trying to think of man. I think You

21:01

communication I think like ability to like

21:03

laugh not just that yourself or just like

21:06

sense of humor is a huge green flag

21:08

I look for I'm really big into comedy.

21:10

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm really open with comedy I

21:12

feel like you can kind of make

21:14

fun of anything if it's in like a tasteful way

21:17

Yeah, that also is great thing about that way.

21:19

It's like always a safe show or something to

21:21

do Yeah, I definitely do want to go to

21:23

like a stand-up show like one comedian First

21:26

buddy. Do you have a comedian? I mean I

21:28

like John Mulaney Yeah,

21:31

there's some like British comedians. I like I don't know

21:33

if you would know these try me. I

21:35

may know okay Yeah,

21:38

yeah Yeah,

21:43

I know I don't really watch TV

21:45

like much really the only

21:47

two shows I watch Away,

21:55

yeah, that's about it,

21:58

but I love movies. Okay What's your favorite movie?

22:00

I had that. I know it's kind of

22:02

recent, cause sometimes it's hard to like categorize like your

22:05

favorite movies, but I do love everything

22:07

everywhere all at once. I

22:09

really liked the comedy in it, cause like

22:11

nobody was doing movies like that. Yeah. Yeah.

22:15

And I do, I did really like Oppenheimer. I

22:17

watched it three times in the theaters. Like

22:19

three hours long. Yeah. Yeah.

22:22

I mean, I know that. I know that. Real

22:24

back, real back. There's a real back of life.

22:26

He's like, that's nine hours. They can hear our

22:28

reaction. Yeah. I didn't watch Oppenheimer

22:30

in theaters. And I was watching it and I was like scrolling.

22:32

I was like, this is like the best movie of the year.

22:34

I know. I know. That's what

22:36

Aaron says. Oh my gosh. They're so cute.

22:38

I should rent a theater for them. Oh,

22:40

you should. One day in February, cause

22:43

I had nothing to do. I watched

22:45

like three different movies in

22:47

the day. I like three different theaters. Oh

22:49

yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Cause

22:51

I was just like, oh, this is the last one I want to see. So I might

22:53

as well just go and. What were the three? I

22:56

started with iron claw. Okay. Yeah.

23:00

Very emotional. This is

23:02

a really. A good way to start off the day. Yeah.

23:05

I went back home. I had lunch. Yeah. But

23:08

then the last one I watched all of us strangers

23:10

was very much the same vibe for

23:12

sure. They could share clothes. Yes. Well,

23:15

I was like, oh my gosh. Oh

23:19

my gosh. That was like a big lap. Should

23:21

we do an auditing question? Oh yeah.

23:23

I was wondering if we were going to

23:25

have like automated questions. There are some fucked

23:28

up ones and there's a normal

23:30

one. Well, let's start like. Normal. Yeah.

23:33

I know. Are you a morning person or a night person? I'm

23:35

a morning person. I wake up naturally

23:38

before like seven. Yeah.

23:41

I'm always up before that. I always like,

23:43

I wish I woke up

23:45

earlier, but like

23:47

my body, like you're saying like, you

23:50

just like naturally wake up then. Like, well, I've been like,

23:53

since I was in middle school, I had to wake

23:55

up like five 30 in the morning for. Five

23:57

30 in the morning. Yeah. did

24:01

like, I don't know, do you know

24:03

like a zero period classes? like

24:06

before school? yeah at like 7 a.m.

24:09

so we would like have to go really

24:11

early and like walk our dog around for

24:13

like an hour before school. just

24:16

cause he's just cause he's... yeah well it's just my

24:18

mom driving on the bus. yeah I know but that's

24:20

just good for you. I'm a triplet. I

24:23

do think it's a crime how early they make high

24:25

schoolers like wake up to go I

24:27

mean yeah like starting school

24:29

but like starting school so early

24:32

for like like a 16 year

24:34

old is like I don't know I feel like you just need sleep. yeah

24:37

he's really harping on this sleeping.

24:41

yeah yeah so

24:43

it would be like me my triplet

24:45

sister brother and my older brother actually

24:47

but when my older brother graduate high

24:49

school since I was the morning person

24:52

I would always have to drive them

24:54

in the morning school because they just be too

24:56

tired drinking coffee in the back. so you're the

24:58

morning triplet? yeah. are you guys identical or is

25:00

it just like? well two girls and a boy.

25:03

okay but do you have, you know what I'm saying,

25:05

is that a thing? can you have an identical like

25:07

girl and guy twins? I don't know I feel like

25:10

me and my brother looked a lot similar

25:13

when we were younger. people

25:15

say my sister and I sometimes sound like or

25:18

look like but not really. I don't

25:20

we don't think so. yeah yeah yeah. especially

25:22

for like I feel like there are

25:25

triplets where like those are like the three of

25:27

the same. do you know other do you guys

25:29

yeah are there like triplet like networking? yeah actually

25:31

my mom was part of like a triplet. good

25:33

question dude. so we know like other triplets. sorry

25:37

it's better than twins. oh

25:41

whoa do we still like her?

25:44

okay I have twins in the other room. that's

25:47

the pinnacle. should we do another

25:49

question? sure. and it. where's

25:54

the best place you've traveled to and

25:56

then I'll add where where would you want

25:58

to travel to most? okay. I've never really

26:01

been out of the country Cuz

26:04

we're like a family of six like that's

26:06

really expensive. Yeah, I Played

26:09

soccer for like 13 years. So pretty

26:11

much and my siblings did too. So

26:13

we would really just travel within the

26:15

state but I would

26:18

say I'm

26:20

hoping like later down the line when I got some

26:22

more I

26:25

really wanted to go to Japan. That's like when

26:27

I knew it. I said Tokyo That

26:30

is the coolest places I've ever been like I have

26:32

I went there That's like the only cool trip I've

26:34

been on and it was oh It

26:37

like lives up to the hype. What say did you

26:39

go to just Tokyo? We're just I know Friend

26:42

my best friend from high school his parents are both teachers

26:44

and so they have a summer off and they were like

26:46

we're going To Japan. Do you want to come? I

26:49

mean, I saw the like papers and stuff. I was like it

26:51

was just like It

26:53

was still like oh like you don't get like the opportunity

26:55

like someone organized a trip, you know I mean like I

26:57

didn't have to organize anything like yeah. Yeah, we

26:59

just read in Tokyo for week It's crazy and

27:01

like 20 something minutes. Should I tell them? Yeah,

27:03

we got we got to wrap it up because

27:05

there's another date Oh, yeah, I say we call

27:07

him and say good job. I'm calling Spencer. Oh

27:10

his fun's I writing is he gonna pick it up? Sorry,

27:13

I'm getting a cold It's

27:18

over Amazing

27:21

we only have like two questions

27:23

Yeah, we could do a fucked-up

27:25

question, okay, okay, well it's either

27:28

like do you eat ass? What

27:35

is your love language like those are the two options What

27:45

do you mean but you could keep them to yourself Fresh

27:52

one sent in what's the weirdest place you've ever

27:55

had sex like a

27:57

car It's

28:00

not very weird. No. Wow, it was so easy.

28:05

Oh my god when she said you sang these out loud.

28:07

Okay, are they gonna hug it out? Thank you so much.

28:11

We'll see you down there later

28:14

for the rest of the show. Sure. Oh

28:19

are they gonna... Oh they're hiding. Yeah!

28:25

Here she goes! So

28:32

in between days right now and we

28:34

are gonna get a little confessional from

28:36

the girls. Brutally on. Don't

28:39

go back. Nobody's watching her. Right.

28:41

This isn't better anything. No. Just

28:44

close friends. Yeah! So Gee,

28:46

like if that was a date in the

28:48

real world that wasn't on camera in my

28:50

weird room, how would you feel leaving it?

28:53

I feel good. You know as long as there's

28:55

not any like weird obvious times but it's your

28:57

word. But I feel like a conversation close and

28:59

that's a good time to go on

29:01

another date. So had he called

29:04

you back in the real world for a second

29:06

date, would you go? Yeah. Probably go do something

29:08

like maybe since he said he

29:10

likes to go out so maybe he'd go

29:12

on a hike or something like that. Okay. Power,

29:15

so many stuff. Yeah. Was there anything that

29:17

he said that you were like, oh my

29:20

god. No, I

29:22

don't think so. No, these are

29:24

taxes. No. And

29:26

no cars. Maybe

29:28

a little fishy. Yeah, I haven't made

29:31

a campaign since I was like a child so. But,

29:34

you know, I don't know about that.

29:36

Well. Yay!

29:40

We'll see. Yay! Okay.

29:47

Tashira here! Yay! Tashira,

29:53

are you excited? I'm

29:55

really excited. First of all, I love your name and

29:57

in the email you were like, it's like Shakira but

29:59

it's not really. really like Shakira but somebody called you

30:01

Shakira. Yeah, um, in middle school

30:03

when I'm at my friend, I told her

30:05

my name and she's like Shakira? And I

30:07

was like, well, you can say it that

30:09

way if you want. But it's

30:11

Tashira. Yes. Which now I get why she says

30:14

Shakira because now all day I've been saying Tashira,

30:16

Tashira, ooh baby when you talk. You know what

30:18

I mean? Yeah. Okay, so this is my favorite

30:20

part of the Q&A that you sent. You said,

30:22

if it was your last day on earth, what

30:25

would you eat? And you said my last day

30:27

on earth, my last meal would be something that

30:29

my mom cooks, probably her chicken lasagna as that's

30:31

my favorite thing that she makes. I thought that

30:34

was the sweetest thing ever. I

30:36

just love my mom's cooking. Like I've always grew

30:38

up on it and she was always the type of person

30:40

that's like, no, we're not eating out.

30:42

Wow, I love that.

30:45

Okay, so tell us a little bit about yourself.

30:47

How old are you? What's your passions? Um,

30:49

I'm 22 right now. I'll be 23

30:51

in December. Um, some of my passions

30:53

are political science. I'm currently in college

30:55

right now getting my bachelor's in political

30:57

science. Um, my

31:00

main focus, I do want to be a lawyer, but

31:02

that all falls apart. I'll

31:05

do politics. Wow. What

31:07

category of a lawyer?

31:09

I was in criminal

31:11

defense. Wow. Oh

31:14

my God. So you're good at reading people.

31:16

Yeah. Okay, so you have to read Spencer.

31:18

You never know. Okay,

31:22

so what are you, uh, what are you looking

31:24

for? Why did you decide to do this? Um,

31:26

I'm looking for something serious, not marriage

31:28

right now, but that's

31:30

kind of where I'm going towards because right

31:33

now relationships are like a hookup thing and

31:35

that's not what I'm really into. Yeah.

31:37

What if, what's your, uh, situation been in

31:39

the past? Like how are the dating apps

31:41

going? Are you over it? So over it,

31:43

not my thing anymore. I used to do it,

31:46

but after time I was just like,

31:48

no, I'm kind of over it. Don't want to

31:50

do it no more. Do you have anything that

31:52

you're looking for in a guy specifically or like

31:54

a personality thing or or is there anything that's

31:56

a huge red flag deal breaker? No,

31:58

I'm just communication. Like I'm big

32:00

on communication. I'm really big on getting my

32:02

feelings out. So if you can't communicate it's

32:05

a no for me. Yes. I

32:07

love that. Do you do most of

32:09

your communication via phone calls or text?

32:11

Both. Whatever. What do you prefer? Probably

32:13

phone call. Or probably in

32:15

person because you can really read someone's

32:18

emotions that way. So I'd probably do in

32:20

person. I like that. Wow. I like

32:22

that. Good answer. Is there something

32:24

that you want your partner, your partner to

32:26

be in? Like do you want them to

32:28

have like a degree? Or is

32:30

there like what are the must-have-them career-wise? Well

32:32

it's just whatever they prefer to do. I'm

32:34

not saying you have to be in someone

32:36

like something specific but just whatever they want

32:38

to do. If it's a passion that they're

32:40

for, all for it. If they don't want

32:42

a degree, don't have to have one. I

32:44

have it. So doesn't matter. She's like I got

32:47

you. Passion. She wants someone to be passionate. And

32:49

I like that. You don't want, I mean listen,

32:51

no shade to anybody out there. But it is

32:53

hard to date somebody who's like I don't know

32:55

what I want to do. Yeah. Because it gets

32:57

a little bit, then you become there like therapists

32:59

and you're like trying to help them figure it

33:01

out. And it's nice to have somebody passionate. Especially

33:04

because you're so goal-oriented. I mean you know what you

33:06

want to do. Yeah. So besides going

33:08

up into a room you've never

33:10

been in in somebody's house you've

33:12

just met, what's your ideal first

33:14

date? Something, I don't

33:17

have like a specific ideal date but

33:19

something that is like more personal.

33:21

Something where you can get to know each other

33:23

because I'm really big on getting to know the

33:25

person before I'm like yeah or no. So something

33:28

that's intimate. Like intimate. And

33:30

how do you spend your days when you're

33:32

off? What's ideal, what's the ideal Saturday for

33:35

you? At home watching movies.

33:37

Yeah. Okay. Good answer. Okay here's

33:39

what I'm thinking for this date.

33:41

Okay so we didn't give Desiree

33:44

any like what's

33:46

the word? What's a tell or what's the thing

33:48

you do when you're trying to signal to somebody?

33:51

That things are not going well. Assign. So how

33:53

about for this date? Just to spice it up.

33:55

When you're on the date if you are like

33:57

feeling like this is not going well. Can

34:00

you give us like, maybe like a,

34:02

why not a couple coughs? Well

34:04

no, cause what if you just cough and we, yeah,

34:06

we don't wanna cough. Maybe, if,

34:08

okay, if it's not going well, maybe like flip your

34:10

hair a little bit. If

34:13

it is going well and you feel

34:15

good about it. Say blueberry. I'm just

34:17

kidding. Why not? Well bring up

34:19

her blueberry perfume. Yeah. Okay. Yes,

34:21

I need. In case you didn't

34:23

know, I'm wearing blueberry perfume. Okay,

34:26

if it is going well, maybe like, oh maybe

34:28

like adjust your like lip ring maybe. I'm trying

34:30

to figure out something like, these sound like things

34:33

that we could, maybe like do one of these.

34:35

Okay, that's if it is going well. Oh

34:38

my god. No, no, but apologize and say

34:40

sorry, something's in my eye. Oh. Sorry, it's

34:42

my last. Yeah. You gotta make her

34:44

act. And no, no, no. Yes.

34:47

Okay. Do you have siblings? Yes. I have a

34:49

younger brother and an older sister. Oh, a middle

34:51

child like me. Yeah. All

34:53

right. Okay, well does anybody have

34:56

any last questions? Would

34:59

you consider a hot dog a sandwich?

35:04

Maybe. I like that. Well

35:07

that's a huge thing going on right now on the

35:09

internet. People are saying, is a hot dog a sandwich?

35:11

Oh, there's bread and there's more to me. Yeah, I

35:13

mean, yeah. Okay. Okay, I have

35:15

a question. What is your favorite movie

35:18

genre? I like action. I'm

35:21

really into entertainment, yeah. Oh my, scene has

35:23

been my favorite actor recently. Yes. Wow.

35:26

What's your favorite movie of all time? Oh,

35:29

that's a good movie. It's a really good movie. It's

35:32

basically like about a group of

35:34

ex-military people working

35:36

on trying to commit like a bank heist, but at

35:38

the LA reserve, which apparently is like really hard

35:40

to rob and all that, but it's a really good movie. I

35:42

recommend it. You guys should watch it. Wow. Is

35:45

there an ocea in it? Yes. I love somebody.

35:47

I mean, that can be a sick girl. You love crime. Yeah.

35:50

Yeah. Why do girls love crime so much? I

35:53

don't know. What do you think that means? Let me ask

35:55

you a question. If you had the height of body, where

35:58

would you put it? I'm not gonna say that. Good

36:03

answer! Like a lawyer. If

36:06

you had me worried there for a second, not gonna lie. I like

36:08

that answer. Okay,

36:10

Sashira, here we go. If

36:12

you can, please remove your headphones

36:14

and walk upstairs to your future!

36:20

Oh my god, this is too much for me.

36:22

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36:26

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36:28

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38:31

Okay,

38:34

so Shira, it's

38:36

your time. It's

38:39

gonna happen. I can feel it. And

38:41

then we're making we're making people

38:43

walk upstairs before they see, and

38:45

then they have to hold their

38:47

breath. Yeah. Quick health check. Hi.

38:51

Hi. Hi.

38:55

This is Peter. Okay,

38:57

I'm offended. It's

39:00

so cozy. Well, nice to meet you. This

39:05

is an odd, odd experience. I don't know

39:07

if you've ever done anything like this before.

39:09

No, I haven't. But I always

39:12

try something new. Yeah, yeah,

39:14

exactly. Anyway, I'm very aware.

39:16

Well, very aware. And like, what do

39:19

you work out here? Um, I'm working in

39:27

middle school right now. I do after school stuff and I

39:29

do art with the kids. It's a little hard because they're

39:31

middle schoolers. So they're awkward. Yeah, it works. That

39:33

is like definitely the most awkward era of

39:35

my life. Yeah. Like, like the worst. Like

39:37

you're coming in from elementary, you think you're

39:40

grown and then you get there and like,

39:42

Oh, they need to make more eye contact.

39:44

Yeah. Yes. Do you see like, do

39:46

you see like a lot of like, Oh,

39:48

they're first like, like, like those they first have a crush

39:50

or something like that. I'm going through the dating phase with

39:52

a lot of the kids. So yeah, it's like, Coach, I

39:54

have a boyfriend. I'm like, Oh, okay. You didn't really that

40:00

until he seems a little bit

40:02

more relaxed I want to like texture and tell

40:04

her to make eye contact well I'm more focused on

40:06

politics because that's what I go to school for so

40:08

I want to be a lawyer but

40:11

if I'll do education it's

40:13

like my third my third

40:15

yeah sounds like you're on track you

40:17

know you gotta speak it into

40:19

what kind of like like working like political

40:21

law well I would do criminal law cuz

40:23

like when I study political science it's a

40:25

lot of law like a lot and

40:28

you want to like prosecute or I'm

40:30

really good at arguing yeah and

40:35

I argue really good yeah

40:42

I love having like a delayed

40:44

reaction yeah I'm trying to think

40:47

of like what

40:56

I was gonna say what's a good argument you won but

40:59

I don't think that's a good question well it's kind of

41:01

a few I don't know I'm just like a arguer I'd

41:03

probably get along with her cuz I like to argue okay

41:05

she'll give you some

41:10

tips I think that's my red flag like I

41:12

don't care if I'm wrong I will know I'm

41:14

wrong and I just don't care what do you

41:16

like what are you like red flags or

41:24

green like you look for another people people would tell me

41:26

I'm wrong well

41:29

green flag is communication well it's kind of

41:32

both it's like I'm really big on communication

41:34

so if you don't really go to the

41:36

communications and know for me but

41:38

yeah it's pretty much it like you just have to have

41:40

really good communication yeah oh my god I'm gonna throw

41:43

up I'm so nervous we have a few few

41:46

options in terms of question we

41:49

got you give me this stir the pot

41:51

of cake I

41:59

can't wait you just mayor Did they ever do

42:01

you see is that good or bad? I

42:03

don't remember we should remember The

42:08

eyes Really

42:10

yeah, are you sure I think she I think it's

42:12

just here. I think she's just doing it naturally He

42:26

needs he needs to start a fight

42:28

Yeah, are animals no animals do

42:30

you like how you pet person? I'm

42:33

a dog person not really a cat person. I

42:35

have two dogs One

42:38

of them is a year old you need to tell her the

42:40

cats are getting better for me. I mean I love cats

42:44

Okay, where do you see yourself in five years? I

42:46

guess people were Well,

42:49

I'm fine cool. There's a lot of schooling,

42:51

but lawyer. Yeah, you're right on if it

42:53

doesn't work out We'll find somebody

42:55

for Tashira. Oh Yeah, she's

42:57

a spin-off we all need it Are

43:00

you a kid person you like it? Oh I

43:04

used to work at an elementary school but I think It's

43:07

better for me because I can be a voice to

43:09

these kids because I know like what it's like Yeah, so

43:11

I just want to be like I just want to help

43:13

them out. I'm Should

43:16

I call Spencer and have him hand the phone to her

43:19

so I can ask her if the hair flip was good

43:21

or bad Oh I

43:24

have people tomorrow. Okay, I'm getting a call

43:29

Hello doing it again Mix

43:40

signal sorry, we don't remember was

43:43

the hair flip you

43:45

did that was that? I Saw

43:52

you do the I think Did

43:57

that on purpose here duty

43:59

how about The hair flip is just because it's like

44:01

in my way Okay,

44:05

okay, so would you say um just

44:07

like you know maybe I

44:12

think yes Here's

44:22

my only know I have a note for you try to

44:24

make more eye contact I think you're nervous and you're looking

44:26

away. Okay, so try to make a little

44:28

more eye contact We kind

44:31

of think you guys should start fighting cuz really like Wait

44:44

okay, everything's different now I My

44:55

friend recently told me about this get to

44:57

take put this date make it seem

44:59

even better like She was on

45:01

a date with a guy at a diner. He's like oh, I

45:03

gotta take a call He like he walked out of the diner

45:06

for like 30 minutes. She was about to leave he comes back.

45:08

He's like, oh, sorry It's the other girl. I'm seeing like oh

45:16

I Didn't put a

45:18

phone call I am

45:21

so I can't be but you have a

45:23

favorite movie. Um, then it's the Yeah,

45:26

is that Pablo

45:31

Shabir O'Shea Jackson, I think 50

45:33

cents off Yeah,

45:39

you have like a favorite like genre movie

45:41

like you like You

45:47

like one I haven't been watching movies recently

45:49

cuz I've been busy with like school and like but

45:52

no not recently. Yeah I'm

45:55

big actually. I feel like I've been trying to get I've been

45:57

like getting more into them. I feel like Is

46:00

that like a hurricane that was like? It's

46:02

like a green or something like that I love

46:04

the latest talk going on whenever that came out

46:06

like I went in being like,

46:08

I don't know, but I was like I think

46:10

she's shy I think she's like, yeah I didn't

46:13

see her situation in general Yeah, like you could

46:15

have the sickest action and it's still like But

46:17

acting is really terrible Like,

46:20

I can like, do whatever you do Yeah,

46:22

there we go You watch like, TV or

46:24

anything like Netflix or something like that Um,

46:26

I haven't been doing it recently But like,

46:28

I'm not a TV show person Uh,

46:30

okay It's

46:32

okay, it's okay Uh oh One

46:35

of the questions by the way, it was just why

46:37

Spencer? Ooh It's like why

46:39

me? Which I thought was a great

46:41

question Answer it! Answer

46:44

it! Oh, someone was telling

46:47

me maybe answer that I think I heard that too Uh,

46:53

why did you sign up? Do you have an

46:55

answer? Yeah,

46:57

I think you're a really sweet guy I don't know,

46:59

I feel like Thank you That question

47:01

is just a real like, bait like Give

47:03

me a compliment Yeah, I was putting

47:05

it in my, cause I can't really give like a really

47:07

good answer Yeah, yeah Cause I don't know you Yeah,

47:10

you're the first one Oh, like I think you're a really sweet guy That's

47:12

a good answer Yeah, I used to be a

47:14

pretty sweet guy Good answer I was like, that was

47:16

a good answer Oh my God Um, what is your

47:18

biggest dick? People who

47:20

chew with their mouth open I

47:23

can't believe it I

47:26

agree, I agree My brother does it all the

47:28

time Oh my God, sorry Is

47:30

he where you will say something and he'll keep doing it? Oh,

47:32

he does it on purpose I think at this point

47:34

he does it on purpose That's a word Like

47:37

that, or also when people Bite

47:40

a fork with their teeth and they like Pull

47:43

it out Yes, that is one of my me's favorite

47:45

things Ew Ew That's

47:48

gross Go, go to the nice things

47:50

now guys I know, I know, I know I

47:52

honestly think like Noisestuff like that

47:54

too, like eating loudly or like

47:56

Ugh Okay Or like

47:59

you don't even know Yeah, I agree. I agree.

48:01

I agree. I

48:07

agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I agree. I

48:09

agree. Anyway, do you want to do one of these? Yeah,

48:11

anything else. If it's fucked

48:13

up, you can just pick another one. See, he probably

48:15

thinks it's not going well because she's shy, but she

48:18

thinks it's going well. Yeah. But

48:20

he's shy too. I don't know if they think it's

48:22

going well. Well, this one says, tell us about a

48:24

time you made someone cry. What

48:26

did you do? I

48:28

mean, I've definitely made my little brother cry a

48:30

few times. Whoa. Not like just like

48:32

being an older brother. Just like... But

48:34

that's a silly thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying

48:36

to think of like if I made another

48:38

person cry. Oh God. Oh God. It

48:42

was so awkward. Okay. This

48:44

is in second grade. We had like a

48:46

new kid come to school. Oh no. It

48:49

was like a first time like a new kid from out of town. He

48:52

like did. He like pushed me or something on

48:54

the playground and apparently I like shoved him like

48:56

over. And like started crying

48:58

and like my parents had to get

49:01

called like, hey, like your son is like bullying the new

49:03

kid at school. Oh no. I wasn't

49:05

bullying him. I just like... He pushed you first. Exactly.

49:07

Exactly. I was... Defending yourself.

49:09

I was defending myself, but I

49:11

just remember like forever my mom would be like, you bullied that kid.

49:14

Like he would like, you know, he like went to

49:16

school with me. He's like, you bully that kid. And

49:18

I was like, we're fine now. Like it was okay.

49:20

But anyway, I don't think I'm... Max. Have

49:23

you made someone cry? Yes. I

49:25

don't think I can remember. Yeah.

49:28

That's not something an arguer says. Yeah. If you had

49:30

one off the bat, that would be kind of a

49:32

red flag. No. Maybe

49:35

if you argue with someone. That maybe. That's a

49:37

nice one. Okay. Who's

49:39

someone you'd love to get revenge on? What did

49:41

they do? Oh my God. Someone

49:44

that I loved. My sister.

49:47

Oh, actually. I love my sister, but when

49:49

I was younger, she used to like really do

49:51

some crazy things to me. And

49:53

it was just like, girl, if I was old enough, I would get

49:55

you back. But there's one time. Well,

49:57

she doesn't live here anymore. I'll

50:00

get her when she comes back. But it

50:02

was just her own. I'm gonna wash her hair, I'm gonna

50:04

wash her hair. And she literally tried to jam me

50:06

in the sink. Oh my

50:09

god! Yeah! She tried to

50:11

drown me in the sink. And

50:13

that was like, that's so traumatic. And

50:16

I'll leave her back for that. So

50:18

what are you gonna like waterboard your sister? Are you

50:20

gonna get her back? I'll start that way. I'll drown

50:22

her myself. That's why she

50:24

wouldn't answer the hiding of body question. She does

50:26

not know how to swim. That would be perfect.

50:28

That's a good idea. That's um, I

50:30

don't think I have anyone. I want to

50:32

get revenge on. Oh god. So, I don't

50:35

know. Leave it dude. Just, not really. There

50:37

was a kid. Maybe we believe his whole name. I

50:41

actually don't. I really don't. I really

50:43

don't. I really don't. I really don't.

50:45

I really don't. I really don't.

50:48

I really don't. I'm

50:50

trying to do it like, I feel like

50:52

I'm just bringing up my elementary school beefs

50:54

right now. It's not

50:56

taking off. I feel like I don't have a lot of like

50:58

revenge. We need to bring him on the show. I

51:01

just, he goes to the thing and I let him go. You

51:03

know? I get spiteful in the moment but I'm not,

51:05

I don't like carry it. You know what I mean? Yeah, I get it.

51:08

Because I'm the same way. Yeah. I'll

51:10

be upset with somebody about something and I can

51:12

like ignore you. I won't talk to you. I won't do

51:14

anything. And then after I get over it I'm like, hey, this is what

51:16

happened and this is what made me upset and this

51:18

is like this. There's a communication. Yeah.

51:21

But in the moment I'm not talking to you. No,

51:23

you got cool. I can say some pretty teeny things.

51:26

Oh my God. I

51:29

do it. Do

51:35

you want to do another one of these? Yeah. Let's

51:37

do it. This is good. I love

51:39

this. Let's say you have

51:41

to murder someone you know. Why? Why

51:44

would you choose? Why? Um.

51:47

Why is it all this? I feel like if you

51:49

get me incriminated or I don't know, like a list

51:51

or something. I bet you made that question up. Is

51:53

it like who do I choose because I want to

51:55

murder them or who would be the easiest thing? It's

51:57

because who you choose and why. I'll put it out

51:59

there. I don't want to murder anyone. one in my

52:01

life. Oh actually one

52:03

of the people who's been sleeping on

52:06

the floor of

52:12

my apartment for this past week. My

52:16

room is very hot style apartment. Five people

52:18

just living in my little apartment. It's

52:21

been really a lot. I'm ready

52:24

to take one. It would be fair. Just so you know I

52:26

didn't know about it. Share

52:30

the story of the most explosive fight you've

52:32

had with a significant other. I

52:40

need to sit back for this.

52:45

I can't really think of explosive but

52:47

I would fight with my

52:49

significant other about little things but nothing really

52:51

explosive. Really? It

52:55

sounds like they're my pee. Not like that. Just mostly because

52:57

of communication. That's

53:02

my issue and I'm just really aggressive

53:04

about things like that. What do you think you're

53:06

most passionate about? Are

53:09

you getting most passionate about certain subjects or

53:11

something? Finally. Homelessness. If I had to

53:13

fight it would be that. Because it's too expensive and

53:15

there's too much going on for there to

53:17

be too many homeless people around. We have

53:19

too many abandoned buildings,

53:22

open lots and things like that. I think

53:24

the way that we're so eager

53:26

to help other people I think we should

53:29

start at home first. Let's have them

53:31

all move into Spencer's apartment. That's

53:37

cool. That's a good answer. Wrap it

53:40

up. I really respect that answer. Should I tell

53:42

them to wrap it up? Did you fight with

53:44

your significant other about that? Oh no. No. Hold

53:48

on I'm getting a call. Hello?

53:51

Okay let's end it on a high note. Let's wrap

53:53

this up. I've

53:58

been told to wrap it up on a high note. Do

54:01

you want to do one last question?

54:03

Yeah. Okay, this is one we had to

54:05

ask the other one, but what's the weirdest

54:07

place you've ever had sex? Um,

54:11

I don't think that's

54:14

an inward place. No, just indoors, man.

54:17

Yeah. Well, you should, there's no one to

54:19

answer. I've said it's like in a public park that

54:21

was, um... Oh, well... I

54:23

guess that's a fine note to end up with.

54:25

Yeah. That

54:27

was a well on that note. Okay,

54:34

I want to use the high note. Oh,

54:36

okay. Rifter.

54:40

Maybe we should define a high note.

54:43

No hug. No hug. Oh, no hug?

54:46

Really? Okay, let's get right into the interview. Right into an interview.

54:50

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

54:53

Wait! Yeah! I

54:55

mean, arguing it. Finish

55:00

to share a seat. We weren't getting mixed

55:02

signals, don't we? I know!

55:05

Wait, you were having a great time. Okay, are you

55:07

wanting to run into the air? No, is that a

55:09

hair flip? It was because it was in my face.

55:12

Oh, okay. It's all right. Excuse me.

55:15

Keep getting my face all this. I thought we were

55:17

going to have issues with the signs, to be honest

55:19

with you. Yeah. Once you did

55:21

the hair flip, we all lost hope. We were like,

55:23

oh no, it's over. No, it was good. It was

55:25

good. Don't worry, it was good. It was high. It

55:28

was just in my face. So,

55:30

what were some highlights and some of the highlights?

55:32

Some of the questions

55:34

were pretty good highlights. I think the low

55:37

light was that ending question. That was really awkward. Wait,

55:39

what about that? We were just placing our faces. You

55:42

were so strong for a new production. I

55:46

was like, oh wow, that was really... That

55:48

was a better place to go when after we told you to

55:50

wrap it up. Yeah! Okay,

55:53

so if this was in the real world not being filmed

55:55

in my weird room, what would you think leaving the day

55:57

is? And would you want a second? I'm

56:00

gonna play your second one. We

56:02

won! Okay, now listen, if

56:05

this doesn't work for either of you or one of

56:07

you or whatever, we love you guys so

56:09

much, we will find you back. We

56:11

are all on your side. We are such a deal. Um,

56:14

okay, well, I guess let's

56:17

get into conspiracy. You're gonna

56:19

have him all sitting up. I don't know!

56:21

I don't know what to do! Hey,

56:26

welcome back. Okay, before we get to conspiracies, we

56:28

just need to talk about what's happening right now.

56:31

You guys look, it looks like Sister Wives. Um,

56:36

how is this to be sitting, the three

56:38

of you, this is weird. I love it.

56:40

I mean, it's fine. I'm

56:42

pretty comfortable. Honestly, the people

56:44

that had the most time to connect today

56:47

is the two women. That's true. Are

56:50

you guys like, have you swapped numbers yet? Oh geez, like

56:52

are we friends? No, but we are, we went to

56:54

the same school. Yeah,

56:57

we went now because I graduated, but yeah. See,

57:00

we're all about making connections here on

57:02

the podcast. How would you

57:04

say your experience today was overall? Good friends.

57:07

I'll say that, it was really good. It

57:09

was fun. Yeah, eye opening. I've seen a

57:11

couple like, shape things for shows, but

57:13

there's obviously invisible room. So,

57:15

and all this is just... Wow! Okay,

57:19

we love the desert rain. Oh,

57:21

right now. Oh

57:24

boy. Maybe you're never like,

57:26

you know, in the fourth place. Okay, good.

57:29

Thank you, thank you. It's a fun

57:31

experience overall. Okay, good. Well, we all

57:33

loved all of you guys. Um, okay, let's

57:35

get to some... We're just gonna

57:38

pretend none of this is happening. I just can't

57:40

stop staring at them. I

57:42

know. Everyone's just like, you guys look good as a

57:44

purple. I'm just throwing it out there. Two people to

57:46

argue with. You've been hyping it up. What do you

57:48

guys have to fight about? We

57:51

have to find something to argue about. The dress!

57:54

Oh no! Oh no! I'm not. I

57:56

will not. I'll leave before I argue about the dress.

57:58

What do you see, the dress? Do you

58:00

see black and blue or do you see white and gold? Don't hate me but

58:02

I see white and gold. So do we!

58:04

So do we! I don't want to argue with you!

58:06

I see black and blue to Shira. I also see

58:08

white and gold. Okay, thank you. You

58:12

know, I saw black and blue but then

58:15

I met you. Oh my

58:17

god. That's the same. Okay,

58:20

let's start with this. I'm going

58:22

to show you this video of Charlie D'Amelio. Do you

58:24

girls know who Charlie D'Amelio is? Yeah. We

58:28

love herself, can drink. Okay,

58:30

here is a film video of Charlie. Okay,

58:37

so that's just Charlie hanging out, you

58:39

know, vibing her. It's

58:42

not her. What

58:44

are you talking about? It's AI.

58:48

It's too perfect to be Miss D'Amelio. Alright,

58:50

well let's get some Mr. Beast. You're

58:52

into gaming. Let's go. Something cool to

58:54

talk about. Well now I see

58:56

a theme with these videos. Let's

59:00

try another one. Let's see Paris Hilton. Okay.

59:08

Suspicious. It is a little suspicious. I don't know.

59:10

Let's see what Kylie Jenner has to say. I

59:12

don't like it. That's

59:14

Kendall. I'm Billy. That

59:18

is Kendall. Okay, she

59:20

looks very angry but she's not talking. She's

59:22

a fashionista. What this

59:24

is, which you're probably not because it's getting a

59:26

little more obvious. This is all

59:28

AI. For

59:31

some reason, and I have to look into

59:33

this, for some reason, celebrities are giving away

59:35

their likeliness to this new Facebook AI where

59:38

they're creating characters. It literally makes

59:40

no sense. Like for

59:42

example, Charlie, her name is Coco and

59:44

she's a self-taught dancer. Message me about

59:46

anything, dance. So when it's Charlie's

59:49

face, so she has an Instagram

59:51

for Coco. There's a bunch of

59:53

videos where she's like, hey it's me, Coco, I'm doing

59:55

a makeup routine. What the fuck does that, I don't

59:57

even know. How much did they pay

59:59

them? That's what I'm wondering. Sign me

1:00:01

up. Guys, I'm

1:00:03

running a BOGO deal. Buy

1:00:05

one, get one. Whatever you want to do. You get

1:00:08

Sandy free. Yeah, you get Sandy free. That's

1:00:11

eliciting my wife. OK. Now

1:00:14

here's the weird thing, though. OK, it's not

1:00:16

just like Paris Hilton AI. Paris Hilton's name

1:00:18

is Amber. She's a detective. And she's on

1:00:20

the case. Message her about anything mystery related.

1:00:22

What the fuck is this? I

1:00:24

just want to know who's subscribing to this. I

1:00:26

know. Honestly, I'm about to. Really?

1:00:31

Oh, so there's behind the scenes. What is this? OK, this

1:00:33

is a behind the scenes video of, or

1:00:35

no, this is a video of Coco. I don't know. Let's just watch

1:00:37

it. What the fuck is that? Hello,

1:00:40

everyone. It is Coco here. No. And one of

1:00:42

the most important things about being a dancer is

1:00:44

keeping your body healthy. What the fuck is going on?

1:00:46

This is AI? Yes. The

1:00:48

AI is so good. That's Coco. One

1:00:50

of the most fundamental parts of everything. So you could make her

1:00:52

do anything, like any crazy dance. But how

1:00:55

would you know if it's AI or the real

1:00:57

person? Now everything's bad that comes out. They're going

1:00:59

to be like, that was Coco. Coco. Wait,

1:01:02

that's actually why they're doing it. I didn't

1:01:05

do it. To sign away my AI like

1:01:07

me-ness and anything just something happens, it's like

1:01:09

that was so real. Because this is so

1:01:11

real. It is

1:01:13

impressive how realistic this is. I don't

1:01:15

believe that this one is AI. I'm

1:01:17

just curious. To what extent is the

1:01:19

AI existed here? Is it just a

1:01:21

body and then they're imposing her face like

1:01:24

a Paul Walker in the fast and furious

1:01:26

situation? Or is this all fake? I think

1:01:28

it's all fake. I think they did a

1:01:30

3D scan of Coco. And they say we're

1:01:32

not in a simulation? I'm

1:01:36

just saying. As

1:01:38

girls in their 20s, how do you

1:01:40

guys feel? Because I feel like you might be

1:01:42

the target demographic for this. Would you follow Coco?

1:01:45

And Coco? Is it true

1:01:47

about dance? Partially, no.

1:01:50

Do you guys understand? Do you see a

1:01:52

reason for this? There's a lot

1:01:54

of weirdos. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of weirdos. I

1:01:57

mean, it looks real. That looks real.

1:01:59

Right? And her first one did. Right,

1:02:01

it's like too real. I

1:02:03

also think the weird part is, because it's done

1:02:06

by Meta, like the Facebook company, and

1:02:08

I think it's just like a way for them

1:02:10

to train their AI to make it smarter. Because

1:02:12

it's like you just chat, you're like, you're

1:02:15

just like chatting with Coco, and it's just like, it's

1:02:17

just like on like Facebook Messenger. Oh,

1:02:19

you actually, there is a video here. Yeah,

1:02:21

yeah, yeah. So this is somebody chatting with

1:02:23

MrBeast, I don't remember what his name is.

1:02:25

Oh, Zach. Zach. Zach. Here's

1:02:28

them chatting with Zach. Here's them

1:02:30

chatting with Zach. God, what the fuck is happening in

1:02:32

this world? A few things you can do, chat with

1:02:34

me about. So it's just, what? It's just text. It's

1:02:36

just text. So then what's the point of making Coco

1:02:39

dance? I don't understand what's happening.

1:02:41

That seems sad. It does. It

1:02:43

seems like a weird like... You can't talk to

1:02:45

any of your friends, so talk to a fake person. Wow. So

1:02:48

are they getting information from these messages, and

1:02:50

then they apply that to what, like to

1:02:52

make Coco do whatever the messages are talking

1:02:54

about? I don't know. Like

1:02:56

getting information, maybe? Yeah, what

1:02:59

is Coco trained on? Oh, weird. I'm

1:03:02

the only referring to Charlie D'Amelio as Coco. For the

1:03:04

rest of my life. Can you imagine in real life

1:03:06

people are like, Coco! Coco! Wow,

1:03:09

yes. Oh, so dark. I'm like so

1:03:11

confused right now. I know. I

1:03:14

know. I just don't like where

1:03:16

any of this is going. It all bothers

1:03:18

me. But I'm still running a deal if

1:03:20

someone wants to use it. No big deal.

1:03:22

I'll fake chat with people. Okay,

1:03:24

well moving on to something just as

1:03:27

unsettling and scary, I'm going to show

1:03:29

you guys a few pictures of some of our

1:03:31

favorite cereal mascots from when we were a kid.

1:03:33

So here's the lucky charms man. He's so fun.

1:03:37

Here's the toucan from Fruit Loops. Toucan

1:03:39

Sam. Oh, love him, toucan Sam. Here's

1:03:42

Tony the Tiger. They're great. They go

1:03:44

queen. Okay, so is

1:03:46

there anything about them that you noticed? They're AI? Do

1:03:50

they only have a certain amount of fingers?

1:03:55

Oh my gosh! Wait, I'm looking

1:03:57

already? Okay,

1:04:00

that was close. Oh

1:04:02

my god, they all have the ears. No. They

1:04:04

all have blue? I don't know. They all

1:04:07

have blue. They just hit a snooter or

1:04:09

something. What is snooter? They're

1:04:11

all hyped. That was a

1:04:14

Coco reference. Can

1:04:17

our legal analyst explain what snooter is? They

1:04:20

look psyched. So,

1:04:26

it's not just these mascots.

1:04:28

Every single serial

1:04:31

mascot is looking down.

1:04:34

Are we figuring it out? No. If

1:04:36

you go to the store and you walk

1:04:38

down the aisle, every single

1:04:41

mascot is looking down. They

1:04:43

are looking at the kids.

1:04:45

Oh! Walking by an

1:04:47

grocery store and making eye contact with them. And

1:04:49

to make it even worse... With their big googly

1:04:51

eyes. To make it even worse, the adult characters,

1:04:53

like for adult, you know, serial, like Frosty Mini-weets,

1:04:56

they're looking at the parents. No way. They're looking

1:04:58

at you right in the eye. Oh,

1:05:00

and that Quaker got me. Isn't that crazy? That's

1:05:02

like sick. Whoa. I still

1:05:04

don't fuck with Frosty Mini-weets though. That

1:05:08

shit is black. I love Frosty

1:05:10

Mini-weets. I love it too. Yeah, I go through

1:05:12

phases. I don't care if you smile or what, I mean,

1:05:14

I didn't do it. Well, there

1:05:16

you guys go. Yeah. Very, very creepy. And

1:05:18

I haven't fully looked into it. That's a good one.

1:05:20

I feel like it is good. But I feel like

1:05:22

I haven't looked through the whole grocery store for this.

1:05:25

But I feel like it's probably with every kid treat,

1:05:27

kid snack. Like that's... If we take

1:05:29

our kids to the grocery store, blindfold. Yeah, you

1:05:31

guys will look really normal. It's

1:05:34

like the bird box challenge. So

1:05:37

now I want to play a little video for you guys and see

1:05:39

what you think of it. No

1:05:44

problem for me. I

1:05:46

fucking hate watching people yawn. I know, me too. I think I

1:05:48

found a new ick. Ew! I

1:06:00

hated that. Are

1:06:02

these people fake yawning though for licensing? Can

1:06:05

I say it kind of feels like it? Is

1:06:08

this just AI again? Is there

1:06:10

anybody else? They're not real. They didn't catch people

1:06:12

in real moments. They're all behind a fucking green

1:06:14

screen. It's all AI. Okay,

1:06:18

so did anybody... See, that didn't work for

1:06:20

me and I yawned everybody yawned. What's because

1:06:23

they were fake yawns? Because they're AI. No,

1:06:25

they're not AI. Are they not AI? No.

1:06:28

See, this was supposed to be a psychopath

1:06:30

test. Because supposedly... Shut you down in the

1:06:33

real life. No. No,

1:06:35

please. No, criminal analyst? Was that a real

1:06:37

yawn? It was real. Oh, damn.

1:06:39

I'm trying to get hired. Okay, I'm not

1:06:41

going to argue. But

1:06:44

I will say I was yawning before

1:06:46

this, before we started. I was yawning

1:06:48

quite consistently and just did nothing to

1:06:50

me. It made me realize I

1:06:53

need to go to the dentist. I

1:06:55

got really good teeth, but nothing about a yawn. Wow,

1:06:58

yeah. So supposedly, if you don't

1:07:00

catch a yawn from somebody in real life,

1:07:02

that means you're a psychopath because yawning and

1:07:04

catching a yawn is a form of empathy.

1:07:07

So if anybody in this room didn't yawn, they're

1:07:09

psychopaths, which I didn't even. They say

1:07:11

we actually started yawning together because when

1:07:14

we were in, like, tribes, the

1:07:16

leader would start yawning and that would signal everybody to get

1:07:18

tired because it was time to go to sleep. Huh.

1:07:21

Yeah, really. I just made

1:07:23

that up. Wow. I'm just kidding. I'm

1:07:26

just kidding. That's

1:07:28

true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:33

Oh, fake as fuck. Yeah, that didn't work.

1:07:35

Oranalyst was that real or fake? That was

1:07:37

true. Okay, he's discredited. There is a liar.

1:07:39

I'm just kidding. Oh my God. Well,

1:07:41

that would have been really fun if

1:07:44

that worked. Okay,

1:07:46

before we get to a very fun interactive

1:07:48

theory, I just want to say something that

1:07:50

I realized recently, which is pretty crazy. This

1:07:52

isn't really a theory. It's just nuts. Have

1:07:54

you noticed anything specifically about... This is so

1:07:57

stupid. I can't wait. I can't wait. Yeah.

1:08:00

Okay, so you know like a

1:08:02

chicken sandwich that is uh breaded

1:08:05

Uh-huh, you know at a restaurant a fast

1:08:07

food place. What would you call that a

1:08:09

McChicken? You want

1:08:11

me to say or am I gonna run a sandwich? No,

1:08:15

like you know like one that you know, they said it

1:08:17

and then they put it in the oil I'm doing a

1:08:20

fried chicken. Yeah, what would it what would it be called

1:08:22

like on the menu? Yeah,

1:08:24

see you would think but now

1:08:26

all the fast food places in the last like five

1:08:29

years have switched it To where it's

1:08:31

no longer called a fried chicken sandwich because

1:08:33

the word fried is bad. They've changed it

1:08:35

to crispy Every

1:08:39

time you go to a fast food place now You'll

1:08:41

see their crispy chicken sandwich and because they put a

1:08:43

bunch of vegetables on it You're like it's healthy and

1:08:45

just like she said just like Desiree said oh, it's just

1:08:47

a chicken sandwich Well, that's what you think because it

1:08:49

used to be grilled chicken, but now they've gotten rid of

1:08:51

that anyways I just thought that

1:08:53

was interesting I know it's crazy And

1:08:57

this is another side note and this is really I want to

1:08:59

get really deep in later in a different video But

1:09:01

have you guys heard of artificial flavors and like,

1:09:03

you know when you look at a food and

1:09:06

it says like natural and artificial Flavors like okay,

1:09:08

you would think of it like vanilla ice cream.

1:09:10

Okay, maybe they put some vanilla in there for

1:09:12

some flavor No, what they actually mean is when

1:09:14

you go to like McChicken when

1:09:17

you go to a When

1:09:19

you go to a fast food place and you

1:09:21

get a burger because the meat has

1:09:23

been so processed Am I gonna get sued? I

1:09:26

don't know. This is just real though. This is

1:09:28

real though. Yeah, don't sue me No, we're talking

1:09:30

hypotheticals and it's delicious Well,

1:09:33

don't promote it You

1:09:36

can walk a line the food is

1:09:38

so processed that by the time it

1:09:40

gets to an almost normal form It's

1:09:42

flavorless. So a burger tastes like texture.

1:09:44

It literally just tastes like mushy, right?

1:09:47

So then they literally go into a

1:09:49

lab and they create a flavor of

1:09:52

burger and I'm like Will and smoke and

1:09:54

whatever and then they go there's movie. Yeah, they go

1:09:56

in there and they're like, oh this

1:09:59

this tastes and smells like it's fresh off

1:10:01

the grill. Wow. Tastes like it's right off

1:10:03

the grill. You don't think it needs liquid

1:10:05

smoke? No. No, no, no. I think it's

1:10:07

perfect. And they spray it on this mush.

1:10:10

And that's the burger. So when you taste

1:10:13

a burger, you're just tasting that. Burger flavor.

1:10:15

And it's not just burgers. It's fucking everything.

1:10:17

It's just burger terps, dude? They're not even

1:10:19

real flavors? No. But

1:10:22

it's not just burgers. Get a bag of

1:10:24

chips, right? Get a- Don't fuck chips, old boy.

1:10:28

I got crickets right now that are serpiminating. Are

1:10:30

you telling me that's not real? Those could

1:10:32

be real. Those could be real. OK,

1:10:35

so you get a bag of chips or

1:10:37

you get anything from the cabinet, basically. And

1:10:39

it's been processed so much, because it has

1:10:41

to sit on the shelf for fucking 10

1:10:43

years, that it has no flavor. So

1:10:46

they have to figure out, like for, you know, uh.

1:10:48

Everyone watching this podcast eating chips or fast food.

1:10:50

It's not just chips, though. It's everything in your

1:10:53

fridge. It's everything in a can. It's everything in

1:10:55

a box. Not to get preachy. But literally, it's

1:10:57

every food on the shelf, because it has to

1:10:59

be processed. So they add. So

1:11:01

for example, if you're eating like a, I don't

1:11:04

know, a strawberry jam bar or something.

1:11:06

It's mush. It tastes like nothing. And

1:11:08

then they add fake strawberry flavor to it to

1:11:10

make it taste like something. It's crazy. I didn't

1:11:12

know it tasted like nothing. I knew they were

1:11:14

adding, like, a lot of fake flavor, chemically made

1:11:16

flavor. So if you taste a cereal that's been,

1:11:18

like, sitting on the shelf for 10 years, there's

1:11:20

a channel that tastes cereal from 10 years ago.

1:11:23

That I watched for a serial, then. When

1:11:25

you taste cereal, it has no flavor. Because

1:11:28

all the fake flavor disappears every time. So you

1:11:30

get to taste what it really tastes like. So

1:11:32

this leads me to my next little side theory.

1:11:34

So when you go to a grocery store, have

1:11:37

you ever noticed that it's always the fruits and

1:11:39

vegetables and produce right when you want? It's

1:11:41

to trick your brain into thinking, oh, everything

1:11:43

at this store is fresh. Oh,

1:11:45

everything at this store is healthy. I'm getting a real

1:11:47

experience. When in reality, think about it. 90%

1:11:50

of the grocery store is the aisles. And

1:11:52

everything on those aisles is mush and fake.

1:11:56

And processed. What the fuck are we eating?

1:11:59

It's good, though. But not at Holstead.

1:12:02

At Holstead's too. I think they even

1:12:04

did that with the coloring of it too. I

1:12:08

think they add different coloring to make

1:12:10

it more vibrant also. Legal

1:12:12

analyst. Say you're

1:12:15

on the stand right now. You're with

1:12:17

one of the big guys. One of the... Jack-O-M-O...

1:12:20

who knows? I don't want to get sued. A

1:12:22

clown of some sort. How are

1:12:24

you going to debate this? I

1:12:26

can't debate that. It also looks like some

1:12:29

companies but added preservatives. It says preservatives, it's not telling

1:12:31

you what it is. Right. I

1:12:34

don't know how I would debate that though. I didn't

1:12:36

know that until you told me. Crazy.

1:12:40

So many of the things that are in your guys' food in

1:12:42

America are illegal in our country. And

1:12:44

why does your government want to kill

1:12:47

you? In Mexico, there's literally warnings on

1:12:49

everything. Have you heard about this? You

1:12:52

go to Mexico. Have you

1:12:54

heard about it? Well,

1:12:56

you've been to Mexico more than us. Oh yeah. So

1:13:00

when you go to the store there, there's

1:13:02

literally warning labels. And it's like

1:13:04

excessive sugar, excessive salt, excessive this, excessive that.

1:13:07

It reminds me of like cigarettes in Australia

1:13:09

or other countries on cigarette packs. It

1:13:11

shows a pair of lungs that are like

1:13:13

old and cancerous because they want to show people what

1:13:16

it could do to you. But here in the States,

1:13:18

they just give you a deal. Sell them to you.

1:13:22

And you're like, oh my God, this

1:13:24

is perfect actually for Tashira because I

1:13:26

saw you spraying yourself with some smell.

1:13:28

I call them smell good. That's weird.

1:13:31

But that's what I call them. I

1:13:33

saw you spraying yourself with some smell good. So I

1:13:35

think you might have some thoughts on this. So have you guys heard

1:13:37

what Bath & Body Works is doing? I love

1:13:39

them. I don't know if I want to know. It's not a

1:13:41

bad thing. Hopefully

1:13:43

not going out of business. Are they? Oh dear

1:13:45

God. There are perfumes

1:13:47

and colognes that are very expensive. Like

1:13:49

Tom Ford lost cherry. That perfume

1:13:52

is $395. Is

1:13:55

that a lot for perfume? That sounds like a lot. That sounds

1:13:57

like a lot. Chris

1:14:00

is booing! I love

1:14:02

cologne, I love... Chantel

1:14:04

33, have anybody heard of that? Yeah.

1:14:08

Chantel 33, $230! Even

1:14:11

the cheap ones, like this one from, uh, Glossier?

1:14:13

Glossier? It's called You. $72 for a very small

1:14:15

bottle. That's

1:14:18

why you sit, Bert. I

1:14:24

used to buy a cologne at the 99 cents

1:14:26

store, and it was a talk-off shit. And the

1:14:28

aerosol bottle, no one needed a different. You're

1:14:30

ahead of me! Yeah. So, here is what Bath

1:14:32

& Body Works has done. I have some problems.

1:14:35

So, they have literally created

1:14:38

dupes that people are saying on the internet

1:14:40

are identical, which started getting me thinking, What if they

1:14:42

use the same warehouse? What if this is literally because

1:14:44

these actual perfumes kind of aren't selling as well anymore

1:14:46

because they're so expensive, so the warehouse is like, I

1:14:49

don't know, put them all in a Bath & Body

1:14:51

Works scandal and get rid of them. It's like the

1:14:53

Trader Joe's thing with the knockoff brand. Yes, that's what

1:14:55

I'm thinking! Oh my god. You can't sue me, right?

1:14:58

Trader Joe's is the better thing. Legally, no, it's... I

1:15:00

love Trader Joe's. Don't shade them. I'm

1:15:02

sorry. I love Trader Joe's. Tom Ford lost his chair.

1:15:04

Oh my gosh, he's large. The tiniest bottle I could

1:15:06

find. It's not even a... Just scratch it.

1:15:08

Don't open it. It's not even a real

1:15:10

bottle. It's like one of those... A tester?

1:15:12

Yeah. Oh, travel.

1:15:15

I think this was like $100. It's really cute.

1:15:17

The packaging is nice. This one, this was,

1:15:19

you know, $100. But the real one is, what, like $300. This

1:15:21

is called O'Cherry from Bath & Body Works.

1:15:24

Bath & Body Works. And guess how much

1:15:26

this was? You're

1:15:30

kidding me. Look

1:15:32

at this. And it definitely even makes

1:15:34

that packaging for $5. Wow. And

1:15:37

it does the same. We don't know yet. Try

1:15:39

this yet. Don't tell me you're spraying all these

1:15:41

multiple times. Okay,

1:15:43

so... Take a sniff. Then

1:15:46

we have this Santo 33. Very

1:15:48

tiny bottle. It's like $70 for this tiny

1:15:50

little bottle. And this

1:15:52

smells just like lost in Santel.

1:15:54

Oh my God. No. Literally

1:15:57

swag. Legal analyst. That's what you like a lot to

1:15:59

me. Even the color stories are

1:16:01

similar. Yeah. They're not hiding

1:16:04

this. Like, I think they literally promoted it

1:16:06

as like, we stole this. Crazy. OK,

1:16:09

this is Tom Ford's Soleil Buck. This

1:16:11

small bottle was, I think, $100. Gorgeous.

1:16:13

And this is about the body weight getaway. Swore.

1:16:16

Look how much you're never going to run out

1:16:18

of that size, either. That's for life. All right,

1:16:20

so I think first, let's smell the expensive. Yeah,

1:16:22

let's smell the expensive, and then the cheap, and

1:16:24

then I'll pass these to you guys in a

1:16:26

second. Do they smell similar? Really?

1:16:29

But be honest. You don't have to lie. No, they

1:16:32

smell similar. Really? They smell similar. Yeah, they do. But

1:16:34

you know, some companies do that. It's some cheaper,

1:16:36

some expensive. That's what I'm thinking. That's

1:16:39

what I'm saying. I think that's either. But

1:16:41

similar to a point where they might be actually

1:16:43

the same? Well, taste it. I don't

1:16:45

think you can do better with it. Chris

1:16:47

is our harshest analyst. These are about the same.

1:16:50

Oh. This

1:16:52

is sweeter, way sweeter. This

1:16:54

is like more like, bitter.

1:16:56

Can you pass it over? I think my

1:16:58

nose is clogged. They do

1:17:00

not smell the same. Smells pretty similar. This is

1:17:02

sweet. Right? Well, you could spray

1:17:04

it. But it's not. It's close,

1:17:07

though. Very. The cherry ones to me,

1:17:09

and I don't know if this is a, I

1:17:11

left on Ford. Don't come for me. But yeah,

1:17:13

I feel like the Bath and Body Works smells

1:17:16

better. They smell rich. You could tell somebody this

1:17:18

is designer perfume, and they believe you. Wow,

1:17:20

it smells horrible in here. That

1:17:23

was like, whoo. I think I got on

1:17:25

my blanket, too. That was a

1:17:27

lot. OK, to end the theories, Spencer,

1:17:30

you have one that you told me,

1:17:32

and my head explodes. And then we

1:17:34

were in the car the other day

1:17:36

with everybody filming something. And I was

1:17:38

like, where were you going with Spencer? And

1:17:43

Chris brought, we saw an Amazon ghost store. And Chris was

1:17:45

just like, I wonder how they do that. And we were

1:17:47

all kind of talking about it. And I was thinking, oh,

1:17:49

their heads are going to explode. So Spencer, break down. Yeah,

1:17:51

so this is a great Christmas. It's

1:17:54

amazing how they do this technology, because the technology at

1:17:56

the Amazon Fresh grocery store, the Go, if you scan

1:17:58

your phone, it's like, OK. Palm or whatever

1:18:00

they make you do you're supposed to be able to

1:18:03

just walk out of the story Oh, yeah, yeah And

1:18:06

then supposedly you just put stuff in your bag and walk out

1:18:08

They know what you bought and it's like they just charge you

1:18:10

the right amount and Chris was like every time they get the

1:18:12

right Thing no matter what? Then

1:18:15

this new story came out the other day that

1:18:17

it said 700 of the 1,000 times

1:18:20

they use this it doesn't work. And so

1:18:22

now what the what's been happening is People

1:18:25

in India are getting paid to watch

1:18:28

the security footage And

1:18:31

they just like track people and just see what they put in their

1:18:33

Person that walked in there's an assigned person

1:18:35

watching your whole trip in the store. I

1:18:38

think so I think they review the Everyone

1:18:43

thought this technology was like groundbreaking, but

1:18:45

it's just like people watching Which

1:18:49

is like I don't you've ever seen those little

1:18:51

delivery robots driving around those also

1:18:53

started out They were like self-driving now. There

1:18:55

are people who just get paid to drive

1:18:58

It's like all this like robot technology that's a cool

1:19:00

job not where it is I feel you are

1:19:02

I'd be down to take a shift driving one

1:19:05

of those robots No,

1:19:08

are they not gonna say anything I feel like oh

1:19:10

literally Yeah, the news came out and then Amazon was

1:19:12

like we're phasing out this portion of our grocery store

1:19:14

So like once they got found out they were like,

1:19:17

no, no, no like stop We're gonna like stop it

1:19:19

doesn't be worth it financially to hire that many people

1:19:21

to watch cameras It's like go to the checkout line

1:19:23

like the rest of America stupid or don't come from

1:19:25

here What a stupid

1:19:28

thing to do? Is that how they do that

1:19:30

hotels to I like the mini bar? Is

1:19:43

a mini fridge no, I Scary

1:19:46

to go in a hotel room with Shane because

1:19:48

something he will splurge on is the mini fridge

1:19:50

I feel like if I put my car down

1:19:52

for the hotel room, I'm like, oh cuz he's

1:19:54

grabbing Every night he opens it all and he

1:19:56

takes a bite and he's like, oh, yeah, that's

1:19:58

the fun. What's the point? He

1:20:02

doesn't, he's very like, you don't spend

1:20:04

much, but that's something you spend on.

1:20:06

You spend on. Wow,

1:20:09

well good theory, that's actually reality.

1:20:12

Speaking of things that are more expensive than they

1:20:14

should be, let's get into

1:20:16

a recap. Wow,

1:20:19

well good theory, that's actually reality. Speaking

1:20:23

of things that are more expensive than they should

1:20:25

be, let's get into

1:20:27

a recap. I

1:20:32

can't react in violence recaps

1:20:34

is a thought to happen,

1:20:37

yeah, violence recaps. A most

1:20:39

awkward episode of the chain dog

1:20:41

podcast. Mr. Zang Show! Um,

1:20:48

okay, where do we start?

1:20:52

Oh, uh, guys that are into

1:20:54

cars, red flag. Oh, yeah, yeah,

1:20:56

yeah. Uh, major red flag for

1:20:58

straight women, cars. And

1:21:02

lizards, and lizards. And

1:21:04

lizards, he didn't bring up. You didn't bring up the

1:21:06

lizards in the room, did you get nervous? I was

1:21:09

kind of disappointed. He was talking about other things. He

1:21:11

was giving lizard energy and you were like, oh, did

1:21:13

I have one? Um,

1:21:16

what did we talk about? Well, it

1:21:18

was all dating, I'm trying to think. Tashira

1:21:21

loves to fight, she never lost an argument.

1:21:23

Tashira came out the gate, hot.

1:21:27

Revealing her true self, saying she loves to argue.

1:21:29

Are you just super honest? Or you want to

1:21:31

let somebody know who you are up front? That

1:21:33

way you have it all out. One I let

1:21:35

people know, I think that's my red flag. What?

1:21:38

I'm arguing, it's my red flag. What do you mean? That's

1:21:40

your red flag. That's your red, that's my red flag. I

1:21:42

hate someone over here. But

1:21:45

you weren't shy about it, you were like,

1:21:47

I'm going to hide this about myself. Because I feel

1:21:49

like it's a point to let people know, the fight

1:21:51

scares them away. I love that. I think Desiree let

1:21:53

us know that it's okay to cry at the movies.

1:21:56

Right? You want me to headline that? She

1:22:00

spent nine hours watching Oppenheimer. Oh, oh.

1:22:04

I'm not straight. Desiree

1:22:07

has devoted nine hours of her life

1:22:09

to watching Oppenheimer in a theater. No

1:22:12

regrets. No

1:22:14

regrets. Can anyone talk to her?

1:22:16

Let us know. Did you like

1:22:18

the Barbie movie? Okay. Whoa.

1:22:24

Okay. Just because

1:22:26

she's a woman. Spencer, God,

1:22:28

you want to throw one out there? What'd you experience?

1:22:31

Um, it's really weird having a date with two

1:22:33

guys standing there. I don't recommend it. I

1:22:40

can do a newfound appreciation for

1:22:42

porno stars, though. Yeah.

1:22:46

That's my big takeaway today. I have

1:22:48

a newfound appreciation for porno. Shut

1:22:51

up, porno stars, dude. Yeah. Oh,

1:22:55

um, Farmer meets a... What was it?

1:22:57

Farmer meets a wife. Oh. Shout

1:23:00

out to the girl that we can't say her

1:23:02

name, but... Nobody beat us to our own gig. Farmer meets a

1:23:04

wife. So one of... Spencer's

1:23:07

candidates. Um... Celebrity

1:23:10

AI. Oh my God.

1:23:12

Facebook is while and out

1:23:15

creating fake identities for celebrities

1:23:17

we love and hate. Coco.

1:23:20

No, I like Coco. I'm just saying. Drama

1:23:22

like Coco. I don't hate any of them. Cereal. Oh,

1:23:25

yeah, cereal. Um... In

1:23:27

a shocking revelation, cereal boxes are staring your kids

1:23:30

in the face at grocery stores. And

1:23:33

so were people in India when you're

1:23:35

shopping at a Zonko. Oh,

1:23:39

uh, something smells fishy. fragrance

1:23:42

companies everywhere are scamming us. Your $340

1:23:44

Tom Ford cologne is trash. And

1:23:49

you can find it at Bath and Body Work for

1:23:51

$5.99 in a life-size container you can spray

1:23:54

over your shit. I

1:23:57

can appreciate the fashion you just showed with that. I

1:24:00

like it. I see that. We had legal

1:24:02

counsel. We did. On today's show. Thank God

1:24:04

for the legal counsel. Thank

1:24:07

God for today's legal counsel. We'd be through this

1:24:09

out of our way. True. We

1:24:11

will be reaching out to Tashira multiple times

1:24:13

over the next, uh, rest of my life.

1:24:15

If Tashira doesn't date her, she's our new

1:24:17

legal analyst. She's

1:24:19

on retainer. Yeah. Uh,

1:24:21

Krispy. What's Krispy? Me? Chicken.

1:24:23

Oh! She's Krispy. Fast

1:24:26

food chains everywhere are scamming us.

1:24:28

No longer can you find a

1:24:31

fried chicken sandwich. But you can

1:24:33

enjoy a healthy Krispy sandwich anywhere.

1:24:35

Is KFC gonna change its name?

1:24:37

They did. It used to be,

1:24:39

well, no, don't sue me, but it used to be

1:24:41

Kentucky Fried Chicken. But now the signs are slowly changing

1:24:43

to just KFC. Oh! What does

1:24:45

KFC have for? Fun Krispy Chicken.

1:24:49

Krispy Chicken. K- Oh! No, that's

1:24:51

not it. They're

1:24:55

fun. No, there's stuff. Ha

1:24:57

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

1:24:59

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Will there be a date

1:25:01

too? We'll never know until Spencer tells us.

1:25:03

I guess that's the thing. There's no winner.

1:25:06

There's no loser. Not in the game of love.

1:25:08

Well... But we are gonna

1:25:10

follow up, correct? We will follow up in

1:25:12

future episodes and we will know. And so it's

1:25:14

all up to... Are you guys gonna exchange

1:25:16

numbers? And just see if

1:25:18

something happens? Wow. Okay. It's like the end

1:25:21

of Inception, like there's no clear ending. Yeah.

1:25:23

Right. Was it a dream? Also,

1:25:25

just a side note, in the future, if

1:25:28

you are like stalking and you find their

1:25:30

Instagrams and you go down that rabbit hole,

1:25:32

please for the rest of their lives, do

1:25:34

not leave comments saying, what happened with Spencer?

1:25:36

Or like, be Spencer? Because that's so annoying.

1:25:40

So please don't do that. And if they

1:25:42

end up together, I'm pretty sure you'll know

1:25:44

about it. That is true. So... What? Rabbit

1:25:46

up. I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode

1:25:48

of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure you're

1:25:50

following all of us on social media. If

1:25:52

these two lovely women want to be found,

1:25:54

then Shane will also link them in the

1:25:56

description below. Carrot and Sandy have a vlogging

1:25:58

channel. Chris is a... more frequently

1:26:01

and we're all here on YouTube.

1:26:04

Thank you guys so much. Shop your Shane

1:26:06

Dawson merch at shanedawsonmerch.com and

1:26:08

we hope you enjoyed the show. We'll see you in

1:26:10

two weeks. Bye. Wow. Well, there you guys go. Hopefully

1:26:12

you enjoyed... Uh-huh. This...

1:26:15

Honestly, I'm going to say this. I said this earlier

1:26:18

during the break. This is my favorite

1:26:20

episode we've ever done. It's definitely something. It's all

1:26:22

fun. You guys were so game and so fun

1:26:24

and had such real moments and it was just

1:26:26

such a great moment. So thank you guys for

1:26:28

all the enjoyment. And yeah,

1:26:30

we'll see you guys next time. For

1:26:33

season two. Just kidding.

1:26:36

Manifesting a breakup for... See

1:26:39

you guys next time. Bye. Approach.