0:01

Oh, here we go again. Fight

0:03

with Shane and Ryland. Fight with

0:06

Shane and Ryland. Shane and Ryland.

0:09

Hey, welcome back to the couch.

0:11

You thought you'd never hear from us again.

0:14

I know. And the reason why is we've just had no fights.

0:16

It's been like perfect. Yeah, we've been

0:18

selling off into the sunset and there's

0:21

been nothing to fight about. That's so,

0:23

okay. Thank you. That was a perfect segue because I actually

0:25

this week have decided to do something new,

0:27

which is I have a notes in my phone. It's

0:29

called podcast notes and that's where I keep

0:32

track of all of our fights everything that happens

0:34

and I was just looking over it. I don't want to go like

0:36

I don't want to get ahead because I haven't looked at this.

0:39

I've had it for a few weeks and I'm looking

0:40

back and I don't remember what half of these things mean.

0:43

I literally wrote down Taylor Swift exorcist. I

0:45

don't know what that means. Well, we'll get to it. So

0:47

I have a notes app of all of our fights and also

0:49

things that happen to us during the weeks. The reason

0:52

I like this is because I if I didn't win in real

0:54

time, I have a chance now to like

0:56

really look in with hindsight. What

0:58

was happening? Okay, before we get into our fights,

1:01

first of all, we want to say thank you guys. This is so

1:03

fun that we're doing this. We love

1:05

doing this. Like we started doing this audio

1:07

only thing kind of just for fun and whatever

1:10

and

1:10

granted we did take a

1:12

month off. Sorry

1:15

about that. We got busy. I'm hoping we

1:17

can do this weekly. It has been

1:19

like, I don't know this month. I feel

1:21

like I'm just like running at a million miles

1:24

an hour and I can't keep up with what

1:26

I want to do. But

1:28

I mean, are you kidding

1:30

me? No, no, no, you have you have so

1:32

we've had so I think it's hard

1:34

to compartmentalize the

1:37

different things because we're doing things more

1:39

in bulk because it's complicated

1:41

being in between two places. It is it's hard

1:43

like we got back from somewhere and then I had

1:45

people fly in and had to do three episodes of a different

1:47

podcast. It's just whatever. Yeah,

1:50

you guys don't care. You're a busy working woman. Thank

1:52

you. I'm a busy working mom getting ready to retire.

1:54

I'm begging Shane to let me I'm kidding. I love

1:57

working. Okay.

1:58

Okay. No. But

2:00

we really do love this and we're gonna try to do it more often.

2:02

And yeah, if we disappear again,

2:05

just know it's because we've had such a bad fight

2:07

that we are unable to talk about it. Oh, okay.

2:09

Two different perspectives. I'm like, oh, we're not fighting

2:12

if we're not recording. And you're like, it's so bad

2:14

we can't even get on the podcast. Well,

2:16

I do have to say, well, no,

2:18

okay, sorry. Let me be more positive before we get into

2:20

the negative. Yeah, we love doing the

2:23

show. Thank you guys so much. We actually have a sponsor today, which is

2:25

crazy. Our first audio only sponsor.

2:27

That's not why we're recording by the way. We've

2:29

had this sponsor for like a month and I keep putting

2:32

it off because we just haven't had time to record. So

2:34

now we're very excited about the sponsor, which is prize picks.

2:36

We'll talk about that later. But let me

2:38

get into my notes app. Okay.

2:41

What do I have here? Oh, okay. I

2:43

know what I want to talk about first because I feel like we should

2:45

do something that's not fighting for

2:47

the first like 10 minutes of the show. Okay. You

2:49

know what I mean to show people that that's not all we do. No,

2:52

we know we never fight. Right.

2:55

Although you did forget my birthday today, but we're not talking

2:57

about it. Oh my gosh. Are you

2:59

kidding me? We're not talking about it. No, it's this thing where

3:01

like when it's the same thing as when somebody's like

3:04

go left. It's like I have to look down and make sure

3:06

the L's there. Okay, that's scary. No,

3:08

it's no it's I know my left and right,

3:10

but it's when you're under pressure like

3:13

even when I when I used to go pick up any

3:15

prescription for you like if you were sick or something.

3:18

I'd have to look up your birthday before

3:20

I walk in. He wants your birthday because

3:22

you're Google my birthday. Yes. Thank

3:24

God. It's seven years later. I feel

3:26

for everyone whose husbands isn't on

3:29

famous birthdays. How do you know when their birthdays? Interesting.

3:33

I know like because 719

3:35

is such a huge thing in your life that I definitely

3:37

know your birthday is on 719, but

3:40

it's the 88 that really throws me off sometimes

3:42

because I can't even remember how old I am. How am

3:44

I supposed to remember somebody else's age? Okay. We

3:46

were supposed to be talking about something good. I

3:49

mean, okay. I'm not fighting with you.

3:51

I just had to justify why

3:53

when somebody was like birthday and I'm like, right.

3:58

Anyways, what I was actually going.

3:59

to say is I feel like we've been in a really good place.

4:03

We started fighting. No,

4:06

I feel like the last week has been really good. Well, the

4:08

last few weeks have been really good because we've

4:10

been leaving the house, we've been doing more things,

4:13

getting out of our comfort zones. It's fall

4:15

weather. Literally, we've been golfing.

4:18

Hell yeah.

4:20

Why are you being so quiet? Yeah, we

4:22

have. Wait, what's going on? What do you mean? Stop

4:25

crying. What? No, I'm not. You're

4:28

being really weird right now. Why are you being weird? I'm

4:30

not being weird. I'm not.

4:33

We have been out and about living life. Okay.

4:36

Living life. Okay. Are

4:38

you okay? Yes, I'm fine. Is your brain

4:40

okay? No, I'm hungry. I have to eat. See,

4:43

this is the problem.

4:46

I was ready to talk about all the things

4:48

I love about you and how you've been so nice to me lately and

4:51

how you woke me up today and that was so sweet

4:53

and all these happy things and now you're

4:55

just only thinking about lunch, which is so you

4:57

to do that. I

5:00

mean, you only think about coffee until you get your

5:02

coffee and I... Okay, that is me. I

5:05

escorted you to your coffee. You're right.

5:08

I do only think of a big coffee. Okay, girl. That

5:10

is interesting. Well, I guess we'll just start

5:12

fighting because... No, let's

5:14

be positive. Okay. Okay,

5:17

before you pick the coffee fight, I'll say, we

5:20

got to make some decisions on the nursery today. Okay.

5:23

For the podcast? They don't care. You

5:25

told me earlier. Save it for

5:27

the podcast. Well, that is my thing. Like,

5:30

whenever Rylan starts talking about something that I don't want

5:32

to talk about, I'll just say, okay, you know what? Save it for the podcast.

5:35

Okay, here we are on the podcast and we need

5:37

to make some decisions. We need to choose the color

5:39

palette. We need to execute on ordering

5:41

the rug and I need to get a changing table.

5:46

Okay, so are we going with like a mint,

5:48

like a really, really subtle mint green?

5:52

Here's the thing. Colors mean

5:54

things and like mint

5:56

green in movies signifies... What?

6:01

I'm pretty sure. Are you really gonna drop that

6:03

bombshell on me right now after I've been planning

6:05

a nursery around that? You know, this is actually kind of interesting

6:08

or maybe not But if you guys don't know that there's

6:10

a and I didn't know about this until like two years ago color

6:13

theory for movies Every

6:16

scene has a different color in it That's supposed to

6:18

signify something in the movie and some directors

6:20

do it more subtly than others some are very like

6:22

on the nose about it But

6:25

let me see so green in movies

6:27

So if you like if you're watching a movie and somebody

6:29

walks into a green room it means

6:33

Hope

6:35

oh, that's amazing. I don't

6:37

think that's true But

6:40

this is like a very very very

6:42

subtle green Hold on.

6:44

No, I'm double-checking. I'm pretty sure it's death Stop

6:47

it. Why are you doing that? Why are you trying to

6:49

do that to me? Well, no, I'm just letting you know

6:52

Okay, so what colored because I even found

6:54

and I know like dinosaurs might not be the vibe

6:56

But I found the cutest dinosaur wallpaper and

6:58

I do want to get wood paneling on the bottom half of

7:01

the walls So the wallpaper will only be like

7:03

halfway up the wall to the ceiling,

7:05

right? But I just really want to get

7:07

started on I mean I've ordered a lot

7:09

of there and have a lot of the baby products

7:11

But I'm ready to like start assembling the

7:13

nursery. So we need to make some decisions

7:18

Isn't it crazy that and I know this podcast

7:20

is supposed to be us fighting and stuff and we'll get to it but Isn't

7:24

it crazy that

7:25

in three months? We're

7:27

gonna be actual dads with

7:30

two children

7:31

pretty much Yeah, that is like jumping

7:33

so many steps like going

7:35

from no kids to two kids

7:38

is like crazy Well, thank

7:41

you for acknowledging that I feel like up

7:43

until this moment you have been like Which

7:47

no, I still am all good. I'm not nervous at

7:49

all. I know I should be everybody in my life is like Aren't

7:51

you nervous? You should be freaking out. You should be terrified You should be

7:53

wanting to go, you know run through the streets

7:56

naked like do it for the last time and I'm

7:58

like I I'm not nervous I'm so

8:00

ready for it, which maybe I'll change

8:02

my mind what to happen I mean, I don't think we're gonna change

8:04

our mind But I do the

8:07

only time like I think we're going

8:09

to be great and I think that like

8:11

yes It's gonna be more than we can ever imagine

8:14

But I mean all you can do is meet

8:16

the moment The only time I really

8:18

start being like wow and getting a little Overwhelmed

8:21

is when I really get in the throes of thinking

8:23

about like the day-to-day of having

8:26

to like we're basically Outnumbered because

8:28

they're so much more demanding than we are We're

8:31

not outnumbered. We have seven alpacas

8:34

five other animals. We have a lot

8:36

on our side, right? No,

8:38

I'm very excited about I think I've been thinking a lot about

8:41

like what I'm most excited about and I

8:43

would say When they're old enough to

8:45

sit at a booth At

8:48

like Denny's like that's so fun and then

8:50

they can color on the little thing and like

8:52

oh, that's so cute I cannot wait until

8:54

they're like toddlers I know

8:56

people I mean you hear good and bad for

8:58

everything But I can't wait until

9:01

they're running and walking and I can

9:03

take them and walk around Universal Studios

9:06

or you know, I just like cannot wait I

9:08

will say we do need to figure out what we're gonna

9:10

do before we go before we have

9:13

two children We should take one

9:15

last trip. Everybody's telling us to take a

9:17

trip My therapist is like yeah, you

9:19

could do something like I'm trying to figure

9:21

it out But I don't really know where to go because

9:24

Yes, we could go somewhere relaxing like a beach

9:26

or something But because we've been watching so

9:28

much ordinary adventures if you guys don't know please follow

9:30

them Riley just posted a vlog where we fangirled

9:32

about them Hopefully didn't scare

9:34

them off and so they go to amusement

9:36

parks and stuff And I'm like we should should we go to Disney World?

9:38

Should we go to Universal? I would should we Universal?

9:41

Oh, Florida? Yeah, yeah I

9:43

would love to go to one of those theme

9:46

parks and if you don't want to do that I'm

9:48

down to go to one of the beach resorts

9:50

like locally in California.

9:52

That just sounds boring to me I mean, yeah, but we

9:55

don't have much time And

9:57

like I don't know

9:59

Hey

9:59

If you give me the green flag on

10:02

going to Florida to either

10:04

Universal or Disney

10:06

World, I am like all in. Okay,

10:09

well let me think about it. Baby steps. I

10:11

went golfing, I left the house.

10:13

Went on an Alpine slide. Check

10:15

out my vlog. Maybe the next step is Disney

10:18

World. I've only been to Disney

10:20

World once and I had such

10:22

a bad panic attack because of the heat that

10:24

I ended up naked in a bathroom stall

10:27

and my brother found me and then they called me on

10:29

my one. So I don't know if I should do that again. I

10:32

really need to dive into that but I feel

10:34

like Riley has to diarrhea. Riley

10:36

hold on. I

10:39

really feel like she's been letting out stinkers.

10:42

Okay, alright. You go deal with that.

10:45

It's about when you passed

10:47

out at Universal.

10:48

I feel like they already know the story of when I passed out

10:50

at Disney World so I don't want to bore you

10:52

guys with that but what I will say is thank you

10:54

guys for being so nice. Listen, I try

10:56

not to read comments but I did look

10:59

at a couple comments on Rylan's last vlog and

11:01

you guys are just being so nice to me and seeing

11:03

that I'm trying to really try to work on myself

11:06

in so many ways. I really do want to

11:09

get healthier for having kids

11:12

and I also want to leave the house more. I don't

11:14

want to be anxious. I want to be able

11:16

to live life and I want

11:18

my kids to see me as somebody who does. I

11:20

don't want them to see me as somebody who doesn't leave the couch

11:23

or doesn't leave the house or is it free to go in the world.

11:26

That is one of my biggest fears. I do not want to do that. The

11:29

fact that I've been trying lately and then I read

11:31

the comments and you guys are being so nice and being

11:33

like, look at Shane's trying. Just

11:36

meant a lot so thank you guys. Alright,

11:38

well we'll be right back while he is dealing

11:40

with Rylee's diarrhea and yeah, we'll

11:43

see you guys in a second. I

11:46

will say one of my icks is

11:49

people who talk too much about their dreams because

11:51

they're not real so shut up. You

11:54

tell me about your dreams way more than I tell

11:57

you. Well, you're my other

11:59

person so it's fine. I'm talking about like,

12:01

you know friends or random people who like tell

12:04

you this 20-minute story about their dream. You're kind of like,

12:06

okay It didn't happen. I'm

12:08

not a psychologist. I can't figure this out for you Why are

12:10

you telling me this but but in

12:13

a relationship? I think we do talk about our dreams a

12:15

little bit like I'll wake up and be like I just have the craziest

12:17

nightmare Yeah, tell you and that's it, right? So

12:20

even though I said that's my egg I'm about to do right now because

12:23

I had a nightmare last night That

12:26

you were we were in the car and

12:29

you were raiding guys as

12:31

they walked by In front of

12:33

me and then I started crying

12:35

and then you kicked me out of the car

12:38

and and left me Geez,

12:40

and I woke up really angry

12:43

Yeah, man, I'm just wondering how

12:45

that like manifested in your brain

12:47

to begin with it's not like we're not that couple

12:50

That's like walking like because there's a lot of those

12:52

gay couples that they're like Oh, we go to

12:54

this place to check out the guys and it's

12:56

like we're not that's not no couldn't

12:58

be us. I Don't know.

13:01

So I don't know what it means. I well, I

13:03

can I can guess it means I'm insecure

13:06

which I am And that

13:08

maybe I've always thought you should be with somebody who looked better

13:11

or you know, etc, etc But

13:14

it was weird Because

13:16

yeah, but although I do remember we

13:19

had a fight seven years ago

13:21

That was

13:22

you talking about a guy you would have

13:24

sex with and we were in the back. Oh my god I

13:26

was connecting we were in the back of a car

13:29

your friend's car and We

13:31

were talking about something and then you meant your

13:33

friend mentioned a guy and then you said oh

13:35

I'd have sex with them And then we got to a huge

13:39

I mean and I was like so we're leaving you we weren't

13:42

dating then. Yes, we were I would not

13:45

I'd have sex with him if I was dating

13:47

you we were lit. What are you talking about? We

13:50

were literally you can't try to hold me accountable

13:52

for something seven years ago right now in present.

13:54

Okay, tell the internet that Get

13:57

it get it No,

14:01

so that did happen.

14:03

And here's me. So what's the difference between

14:06

you now and you seven years ago where seven

14:08

years ago we had probably been dating for a few months?

14:10

Well, no, our first couple of dates

14:12

I even, that was just who I

14:14

was. I didn't think that I would get

14:17

in a serious relationship. For some

14:19

reason, I don't know, I never saw it. I

14:21

always wanted to be in a serious relationship

14:24

and have kids and do all

14:26

of that, but it just seemed so

14:28

far from my reality that it did take

14:30

me a while to click in that you and

14:33

I were

14:35

a thing. But I was the first one to say I loved you. So

14:38

once it did kick in, it was like never

14:41

looking back. Like,

14:42

were, you know, huh,

14:44

that was an interesting way to dig

14:48

yourself out of that one. Well, no,

14:50

you were trying to bring something up from seven years

14:52

ago when all I did was go

14:55

get my husband coffee this morning, wash

14:58

his dishes and wake him up and say, Hey, it's

15:01

already one. Like I want you to wake up before the ice

15:03

melts in your coffee because I know you don't want it to melt.

15:05

And I went as close to the time that you're going to

15:08

wake up as possible. And I wake

15:10

him up and he's like, I had a nightmare.

15:12

And I was like, what? And he's like, and I have a hug.

15:14

So then I'm hugging him and then he's telling me that I'm

15:16

rating guys. And I was like, okay,

15:19

I was just trying to get you coffee, but I love you. And

15:21

here's the thing. The universe is so funny because

15:23

the universe knew that I was going to wake

15:26

up after that dream and need, you know, validation

15:28

and the relationship and the fact that you got me coffee

15:31

meant so much. And I was like, wow, all the

15:33

tens in my dream that he was rating, he

15:35

would never get coffee for that. He got

15:37

coffee for a little, little me, little

15:40

old six. Oh, please. I

15:42

think you're very attractive. Oh my God.

15:44

I just remember the other thing. You said I was a seven

15:47

in the back of that car. Oh my God. Seven.

15:51

I can't imagine. Oh no. And it's

15:53

been seven years. I probably got worse. I think you're better

15:55

looking. I think you're in. No, you don't. I

15:57

think you're in a real good looking phase. What are you talking about? I

16:00

know I You're

16:03

like You found a few

16:06

core pieces of clothing. You're a little

16:08

more generous with clothing Oh, I

16:10

really like the glasses that I bought you by

16:12

the way that you're always wearing Wow, I

16:15

think you've like figured out your hair. Wait, what

16:17

are my core? Like

16:19

you try you've just been trying more

16:21

things you have like you have more style

16:24

than you ever had when I first met you Okay

16:29

Listen when I first met you girl

16:31

girl gay gay lumberjack I

16:34

Still

16:38

wear flannels. Yeah, but back then it was

16:40

like super tight flannels It

16:42

was a lot and now you come

16:45

into your own as well But we all evolve

16:47

and grow a couple ten and I don't know why you're trying to pull

16:49

us apart from seven years ago When I think we're stronger

16:51

than ever. No, you're right. You're right. But thank you

16:53

for dividing us in that way on the internet

16:56

You're welcome. Um, okay. Let's

16:58

see what's next? Oh, why

17:00

did I write this down? I wrote down Chandler

17:03

Oh, I Thought of middle names for

17:05

the babies What

17:09

no, I just don't I don't think the middle names

17:11

are necessary but I'm just gonna okay and that's

17:13

fine But I'm gonna okay. I'm

17:15

just gonna let you do whatever

17:17

you want Okay, but I also like to I

17:20

also like these names a lot and like listen, we're

17:22

doing Max and jet, right? Mm-hmm,

17:24

but I like these names also.

17:25

Okay. Okay Chandler and Grayson.

17:28

Oh Those

17:30

are

17:31

those aren't gonna work for middle names, but I like

17:33

them as alt name I know like

17:35

if worst case scenario one of the boys pops

17:38

out and does not look like Their

17:40

name which I I'm like 99.9% sure

17:44

that they're gonna be named Max and jet, but

17:48

yeah, I think those are good alternatives Chandler

17:50

and Grayson you can't do like max Chandler

17:53

Adams y'all uh jet Grayson

17:56

jet max Chandler. That's iconic.

17:59

I feel like

17:59

really long middle

18:02

names. No they're good.

18:04

Okay what's this? Oh if

18:07

we have a girl I still am not opposed to having

18:09

Chandler

18:10

be a girl. Oh wait

18:13

was that what we were talking about or was that a different name? No I

18:15

do like that. I like Chandler as a girl name. I think that's fine.

18:18

Okay. Oh

18:20

okay I had a traumatic situation

18:22

happen and

18:26

it didn't lead to a fight. We didn't fight about it but

18:30

it was interesting to see how

18:33

you handled it. Well

18:35

okay.

18:36

Oh what

18:38

is this in real? Yeah. Oh

18:41

what yeah okay. Well you

18:43

know what it is? I think so at the clothing

18:45

store. Girls

18:48

and boys. Anybody who is

18:51

a plus sized mama or daddy like

18:53

me. This let

18:56

me walk you through this moment.

18:58

So we're in this little ski

19:01

town called Vale right? Everything is so cute

19:03

and charming. There's no Starbucks

19:06

in sight. Everything is just very mommy

19:08

and poppy. And then there's a store called

19:10

Aviator Nation which Rylan was like I

19:12

need to go in there and I'm like okay I'll go in

19:14

right. It's cute whatever cute store.

19:17

And then I was like oh I saw this jacket and

19:19

the jacket was a jean jacket and it had

19:21

Sherpa and a Sherpa collar Sherpa

19:24

pockets it was so cute. I

19:26

was like wow I would love to wear that. I'm

19:29

going through. I'm like huh extra

19:31

large and then that's it. Nothing

19:34

more. Okay weird. I look at the other jacket.

19:36

No XXL's. I look at the shirts. No

19:39

XXL's. I look at the pants. No XXL's.

19:41

And then I turned to Rylan I'm like they don't have any XXL's

19:44

and you're like they have so many extra smalls.

19:47

No please. No I said they have

19:49

XXL's because I was looking at their sweatpants and I

19:51

said there are some down here

19:54

like I was down on the floor

19:56

looking at their sweatpants. So then I go

19:58

to the girl that's working there who's very sweet by the way.

20:01

I don't, but you're making this more of like an aviator

20:03

nation problem. I think it was more of

20:05

the employee just not being aware. No, no,

20:07

no, no, no. Because there was no tops,

20:10

right, that were XXL. So then I go to the employee,

20:12

very sweet, and I was like, hey, do you guys have this jacket

20:14

in XL? And she was like, um,

20:17

I

20:17

don't know about that, but let me look

20:18

in the bucket. And I said, I'm

20:21

sorry, what? I'm sorry, what? And

20:23

she goes, yeah, we have a bucket in the basement

20:26

of the XXL. We're

20:29

in the bucket. Let me go grab the bucket.

20:31

And I was like, okay, you know what? No, I'm

20:33

good. I don't, I don't need, no, no, no, I'll grab the

20:35

bucket. And she's like, Cindy, get over here. Can

20:37

you help me grow with it with this heavy bucket? And

20:40

Cindy's like, yeah, girl. So they disappear. And

20:43

I'm like, I'm going to kill myself right in the middle of

20:45

this aviator nation. But I don't want

20:47

to give them that press. So

20:50

I went to red asset. So they come

20:52

back plop. They put the bucket

20:54

right on the floor in front of me. They crack

20:56

it open. It hasn't been cracked open in 10 years. Dusty

20:59

ass fucking 2011 shirts XXLs. And

21:04

she blows it, blows the dust off it. She's

21:07

like, here, you can pick through this. And

21:09

I was like, I'm good, Cindy. Thank

21:11

you though. Thank you so much, Cindy. Sorry. That

21:14

is demoralizing. Like here rummage through

21:16

this shit that's like barely folded in

21:19

a bin while other customers are shopping around

21:21

you in the normal sizes. And then Rylan walks

21:23

over with like 10 fucking extra

21:25

small shirts

21:26

and he's like, I don't know which one to pick.

21:28

They're all so cute. And I'm like, okay.

21:31

So

21:31

Cindy takes the bucket back. I'm like, I need

21:34

to get out of here. So we're walking out and

21:36

I want to die. I literally, I've been trying so

21:38

hard on my health journey lately. And

21:40

I was like, I'm never going to win. I never am going

21:42

to be able to buy clothes in a normal store. I'm

21:45

never going to be able to shop online and it's going

21:47

to fit. I'm never like this sucks that I can't

21:49

buy clothes. And listen, I

21:51

know I have body dysmorphia and stuff and I think

21:53

I'm bigger than I am, but I am an XXL.

21:55

XXL, right? Yeah, two. I

21:58

am an XXL. I was a

21:59

3X girl.

21:59

We're going down and but it's hard

22:01

to find anything that fits

22:04

and it sucks right and it's a struggle You don't

22:07

understand which which I get

22:09

but

22:10

like 10 minutes later. He's like what's wrong and I told

22:12

him I'm like I want to kill myself like this fucking I was trying

22:14

to find an XXL They get brought in a bucket. It was

22:16

so embarrassing whatever and he just

22:18

stared at me kind of like a Like

22:21

you didn't know English, but you were just kind of like

22:24

I don't understand these words well. No that wasn't

22:26

I

22:27

because

22:29

The thing is I just don't want something

22:31

like that to derail how good

22:33

you've been doing like Shane has been eating so

22:35

healthy And so clean you like haven't

22:38

been eating sweets like you've just

22:40

been like really trying to get Fit

22:42

before our kids come so that you like

22:45

want to be out and about in the world I don't

22:47

want something like this to derail you and then there's like

22:49

the added element of like we're with

22:51

my whole family And I just like I

22:54

don't know it like it's hard like I want

22:56

everyone to be having a good time And

22:59

then like if you're visibly miserable Then

23:02

I just like I don't know then I feel like I'm juggling

23:04

between the two You know and

23:06

it's not like I'm not trying to be like you your

23:09

feelings aren't valid, but it's just hard

23:11

to manage both And

23:13

you know because we're not I don't know No,

23:16

and and I get it and I wasn't even I'm not

23:18

it wasn't even a fight because I wasn't mad at you at all But it

23:21

was kind of like oh, I wish I wish I

23:24

I

23:26

Don't know I guess I have therapy, but I'm like who

23:28

do I talk to about this? That

23:30

gets it because it is such a specific weird

23:34

thing To not be able to

23:36

find clothes for my body like

23:38

it is I guess I'll just get on reddit I

23:44

Mean I don't think that's true I think like

23:47

when I buy you clothes, and

23:49

I buy your size It works

23:51

like the shirts and the jackets and

23:55

Like lately very specifically

23:58

like I got you that water talk shirt girl It

24:00

looks good. I mean it's a 4x so

24:02

no, it's not roomy Which

24:05

I love is it of work. It's big Yeah,

24:08

which listen when I opened it and I saw that you got me a

24:10

four. I know I wasn't even mad I don't think

24:12

that's right by the way. He knows me.

24:14

No, he knows what No,

24:17

I do appreciate it. Listen, it's specific

24:19

and it's something I need to work on and stuff But you guys

24:22

listening if you send a voicemail fuck

24:24

I don't remember a voicemail message number and

24:26

put it in the description All right, send a voicemail

24:28

if you have any issues with finding closure size,

24:31

how do you deal with it? What do you do to move on because

24:33

yeah, I don't want it to ruin my day I want to

24:35

be I want it to brush off and you

24:37

would I would think after 35 years on this planet

24:39

I would finally not care anymore. Well, I think

24:42

what hurt the most is That

24:44

you have been doing so good So then

24:47

to like, you know, it was like

24:49

a they hit you right when you were feeling

24:51

good It's like they're trained to like I

24:53

don't know. Yeah No, it was definitely

24:56

a test from the universe and you know what I I

24:58

passed it Yeah, because all I wanted

25:00

to do that night was stuff my face

25:03

in that ski town and wake up with

25:05

regrets and I didn't No, I didn't

25:08

All right. Well, we're gonna take a quick little break when we come

25:10

back. I promise we'll get more positive and We'll

25:13

start fighting again and we'll talk about big brother

25:15

and what else do I have on the list? Ooh Oh,

25:19

we have a good story. All right, we'll be back Okay,

25:23

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28:51

right. OK, I have a

28:54

bone to pick. OK.

28:57

This isn't with you, by the way. Oh, thank god. This is

28:59

with society. OK, let's go after it. So

29:02

I've noticed something. What? And listen, I

29:04

know I'm getting older. And I'm trying to ignore

29:07

when I get annoyed with Gen Z stuff. Because it's

29:09

the same way that when I was like 20, I

29:12

would hear older people in their 40s getting annoyed

29:14

with me. Like, oh, YouTuber,

29:16

oh, blah, blah, blah. Oh, epic. Oh,

29:19

you know? Isn't it crazy to feel that shift, though,

29:21

to now be the people criticizing

29:24

the younger generation coming up

29:26

and being like, eh, this is kind of annoying. I'm trying

29:29

not to, but they're making it so hard. So

29:31

hard. And were ours that cringy?

29:34

Or? Yeah. Yeah, OK. Yeah,

29:37

but here's the thing. OK, well,

29:39

let me get to my gripe. So this is

29:41

what pissed me off. So a couple of years ago,

29:43

I would notice that

29:46

the millennial slash

29:49

Gen X women that I followed would

29:51

post a picture on Instagram. And they would have a song

29:53

playing. Right? But it was

29:55

a very, like, in my head, I was like, oh,

29:57

this is like a millennial cringe thing to do, right?

30:00

a picture of them like sitting with their friends and

30:02

then it would be like I don't

30:03

know about you but I'm feeling 22

30:06

and I'd have to mute it. um

30:08

okay so then I noticed Gen Z started making fun

30:11

of it like the way millennials instagram and

30:13

that was one of the things right like they built they play

30:15

a song with their picture it's so cringe now

30:18

every fucking person under the age

30:21

of 25 or 30 that I follow

30:23

Gen Z is putting

30:24

songs with their pictures on instagram

30:27

so now it's trendy for Gen Z and I'm

30:29

like

30:30

okay so we were ahead of the curve all

30:32

these women were ahead of the curve and now you guys

30:34

are on the same boat but it's like bitch where were you all

30:36

these cheugy women and they're not getting

30:39

the credit they deserve they're not you're right I wonder

30:41

if like are the people under 25

30:44

doing that because they think it enhances

30:46

their post or does it then

30:49

go from photo to like views

30:52

and so like views are higher than likes

30:54

I don't think so I think it's like Myspace

30:56

like back in the day we would have a song for our Myspace

30:58

profile page right I think that's the new version

31:01

and oh a song for my picture I'm

31:03

so non-committal like I can't commit

31:05

to a song even for like an instagram

31:07

story like with the music version it's like what's

31:10

this song gonna say about what I'm doing

31:13

like I just it's too it's too much pressure

31:15

so I'll never be that girl unfortunately yeah

31:17

you know listen I'm not gonna sit here and hate on Gen Z because

31:20

I think there's a lot of I also think

31:22

that when we see Gen Z cringe

31:24

culture it's not everybody

31:26

like when we were you know 18 20 I

31:30

wasn't doing the whole like rar

31:32

oh my gosh I wasn't

31:34

doing all that shit but I knew about

31:36

it and I knew that people in my age bracket

31:39

were but I wasn't doing that yeah so

31:41

it's like you know it's not we can't hate on

31:43

all Gen Z for just what the top Gen

31:45

Z kids are doing um okay

31:48

which brings me to my next thing which is friendship bracelets right

31:51

I have a problem with what listen I'm

31:53

all about moving on from covid and pretending

31:56

like everything's fine I'm

31:58

fine with it like listen I'm all about it right

32:00

like great let's pretend

32:02

like we're not a pandemic that's cool like that's easy right

32:05

but the same

32:07

women and

32:08

men that have been yelling

32:11

on instagram about masks and yelling on instagram

32:13

about covid and lockdown and all these things

32:15

right which by the way i agree i think masks are good and

32:18

all that stuff but all i'm saying is these same

32:20

women are now trading french bracelets at taylor so

32:22

kunzerts and they don't see the irony

32:24

of it it's like you're going to a concert with 70 000 people

32:28

right a super spreader on

32:31

top of that you're trading sweaty

32:34

bracelets that you probably like sneeze

32:36

or wipe your nose with with random

32:38

women and men and gaming and

32:41

you're giving like all of your everything

32:44

in your body you're passing that on and

32:46

then they're going to disneyland and they're

32:48

passing it on again are you not telling

32:51

me that this is a super spreading situation

32:53

and these people that were so covid

32:55

covid and now they're doing this it's just crazy

32:58

to me but i also love it that we're now we're past

33:00

the whole like i mean be careful you know what i mean what

33:03

i'm just saying like be careful about

33:05

talking about covid because like if it comes i know

33:07

like six people that have had covid this week

33:09

i know it's coming back baby well don't be

33:12

we're trying we're like our kids are going to be born

33:14

i ain't spreading it i don't go anywhere

33:16

i watch i sit on my couch and watch ordinary

33:18

ventures go out in their lives that's how i

33:20

live i ain't leaving

33:23

my house i'm not giving friendship braces i'm watching

33:25

other people give friendship braces on my television

33:27

we're going on a baby moon so i

33:29

know we saw it's fair where we're going i know what if we

33:31

did a group trip with ordinary shame stop

33:34

i'm kidding but kind of wouldn't

33:36

that be good they're going to Tokyo

33:38

um i think i want to go to Tokyo

33:40

no offense to Tokyo i'm sure it's too long

33:43

of a plane ride for him god it's like a

33:45

billion hours actually i kind

33:47

of want to go because i heard they have um wow

33:49

what the way that you're flip-flopping in old age

33:52

i know well the thing is number one

33:55

they have vending machines for everything

33:57

which is crazy like they have a vending machine for literally everything

33:59

you could ever do Think of they even have a vending machine

34:01

that has used underwear in it, which is weird I

34:04

don't want to use used what

34:06

I know and I don't want to buy that but I want to see that

34:09

Anyways,

34:11

you know what? Wow,

34:15

I really turned around Hey guys

34:18

me budding in because I want to give you a fact check

34:20

I was listening back to the podcast and I was like is

34:23

it real that Tokyo actually has vending machines with

34:25

underwear because I've Heard about that for years. So

34:27

I googled it and They don't anymore.

34:30

I guess like 10 or 15 years ago somewhere

34:33

they did Now it's illegal.

34:35

So you're looking for used underwear

34:38

You're not gonna find it. All right, enjoy the rest of the episode

34:41

Okay, let me look back at my list. Are you loving fall?

34:43

Oh my god. Oh Sorry. Yeah,

34:45

let's talk about that. Well, I'm just saying

34:48

like for somebody that's been complaining

34:50

about fall coming I've been loving

34:52

this chilly weather. I've been eating

34:55

it up. What what are you talking about?

34:57

I have had to deal with you every day for the last

34:59

two weeks. I'm so

35:01

over fall. I miss

35:03

summer We were at Dutch Bros

35:05

Shane and they were literally like you enjoy the full

35:07

weather and Rylan was like That

35:10

was before fall had happened and now

35:12

that it's cooler. Here's the thing.

35:14

I like fall I hate winter,

35:17

but like I'm loving then that's I'm saying

35:20

like I'm walking back on my own Myself

35:23

being a hypocrite you're allowed change your mind because

35:25

I was like dreading dreading dreading I

35:27

was like it's gonna get darker earlier. My

35:29

life's gonna end fall means winter's

35:32

coming But now that it's happening and this

35:34

cool weather It just feels so great like

35:36

I used to not be able to walk the dogs past like 9 a.m And

35:39

now you can walk them all day, baby, because it's like it's

35:41

high of 70. Yeah. Mmm Happy

35:44

that you're happy. Thank you when you're happy. You

35:47

have no idea how much I've changed I've been so

35:49

happy lately. You'll get into like a mood,

35:51

but it used to last all day and now it lasts

35:53

like two hours So it's manageable.

35:56

What do you mean? You know, I'm like it napping

35:58

out of my mood quicker. Yeah Hmm.

36:01

It's really nice.

36:03

Okay. Thank you for that. You're

36:04

getting moody too. No, I'm really moody.

36:08

You have little mood swings. I

36:10

have huge mood swings. Well, I'm glad you can

36:12

admit that. No, I'll wake up one day and I'll be like, I want

36:14

to die. What's the point of life? And then

36:16

you're like, uh, hi, I'm here, and I'm like, okay, you're right. You

36:19

girls get it. Um,

36:22

anyways. Oh. Okay,

36:25

I have two things I want to talk about. Okay. Number

36:27

one. And this has to do with the used underwear

36:29

we were just talking about in Tokyo. I

36:32

just want to say that I'm so grateful

36:34

to be with somebody who doesn't judge me, because

36:38

I realized the other day, I did the math,

36:41

my underwear. I don't know if you should admit this publicly.

36:44

You're the one that's always concerned about, like, people

36:46

thinking you're not cleanly. Oh. I've

36:51

watched them. I know. That's, I know. But

36:53

like, okay. No, I'm going to admit this. I'm

36:55

ready. If you guys want to cancel me for this, that's fine.

36:58

Okay. I'd love to see this headline. Maybe

37:00

Kim will make an underwear for you.

37:03

What? Not like shapewear, but like if

37:05

she goes into men's, because, okay,

37:07

well, now this is going to turn into a fight. Yeah.

37:09

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Because when you were-

37:12

You think I need Spanx? No. Well, when you were explaining

37:14

your underwear to me, you're like, I don't find,

37:17

I've never been able to find a pair that, that

37:20

was, I think, verbatim what you did. And

37:22

to me that insinuates like, oh

37:26

my gosh. Okay. Okay.

37:28

Let me explain. Yeah. Why don't you tell your story?

37:30

My underwear.

37:33

Are officially this

37:35

month. Are

37:37

they done with? 10 years old. And

37:40

are they still holding strong? Yes. Are there

37:42

rips in them?

37:43

There's one.

37:44

Now let me explain. Number one, I

37:47

received these underwear, this specific

37:49

pair of underwear 10 years ago. They're American

37:51

Eagle, by the way. I think they're out of business.

37:54

Are they? I don't know. I don't know. They don't make them anymore. So

37:56

this was in 2013 when I was in Pittsburgh

37:58

and we were about to start- Planning to shoot

38:01

my movie not cool, and we were at location

38:03

scouting again You throw them away when you

38:05

start your next movie how poetic? No,

38:09

I'll keep them So we're there

38:11

and American Eagle was going to sponsor the movie or

38:13

some I don't remember But they gave

38:15

me they gave me a bunch of free they

38:17

gave us a bunch of free clothes for the for the movie and

38:21

There was some underwear and I was like oh we try these

38:23

put them on and I was like oh my god These

38:25

are the best underwear ever made yes, they

38:27

hug in the right places They're kind of high-waisted

38:30

for men, which is very rare They

38:33

keep my muffin top cinched like I love

38:35

these underwear and I have been

38:37

wearing them ever since and I wash

38:39

them I'm not gross and not dirty. They don't smell

38:42

I wash them But I wear them like these

38:44

are my fucking 10 year going strong

38:46

underwear I have four pairs five pairs of them

38:49

one of them is a little one of them's a little too much like

38:51

That one needs to be thrown away, but I'm holding on I

38:54

have five pairs of them Rotate

38:56

and yeah, I've had them for 10 years and they're

38:58

my favorite thing ever and I don't know what to do I've never been

39:00

able to find out where that well That's what I said work like

39:02

these the material is like soft,

39:05

but it almost feels like

39:07

I don't know I don't know how you're gonna match those

39:10

but my question the reason I bring it up is

39:12

because that was my partner. Mm-hmm Why

39:16

do you not care doesn't gross me out at all? I

39:18

don't know. That's so interesting Well, I

39:20

would think that you would be the I mean you either

39:22

have your underwear off Or

39:25

you have pants on

39:26

like I'm never like I never see you

39:28

in your underwear. Ew,

39:30

can you imagine? Yeah,

39:32

well no, I'm not trying to hate on myself. But

39:34

if you saw me walking around my underwear you throw That's

39:38

not what I'm talking about man. I'm saying

39:40

both We're not underwear people in

39:42

the house if we come in the house our

39:44

underwear is off So like

39:47

that sounds like a sign you can get a home goods. I really

39:49

don't Well, like neither

39:51

of us have operated I'm ready that day is that the

39:54

title of the button If you

39:56

come in our house our underwear No

39:59

underwear Is that what it's called? Okay, keep on. No,

40:01

I'm just saying. And then like, otherwise

40:04

you're like clothing's on or we're

40:06

naked. So it's like, I don't really

40:09

ever see your underwear. So why

40:11

would it bother me? But when you were talking

40:13

about the movie, I had a great idea. What?

40:16

Once Big Brother's over and the second half of this

40:18

podcast isn't recapping Big Brother,

40:21

I think we should go back and watch the Showtime

40:23

series of the making of that movie

40:26

and do like a rewatch show. Are

40:31

you kidding me? What show?

40:32

What's it called?

40:34

Documented the making of your

40:36

movie. I forgot the show. Oh, the chair. The

40:38

chair. Well, that was on stars. Oh,

40:41

sorry. So I'm just saying. But I'm, okay, shout out stars.

40:44

But I'm just saying we could go episode

40:46

by episode. That actually is kind of funny because

40:48

I got, when I was getting canceled, people

40:51

kept bringing up like clips. I

40:53

didn't watch any of the videos that people made about me because

40:55

I would kill myself. I watched like one of them. What?

40:58

And well, this is. Right when everything

41:01

started going down, I was like, well, why are they hating

41:03

on this? Cause I had just watched it. Like my

41:05

podcast co-host, Lizzie was like, this

41:07

is highly entertaining. You and I love watching Project

41:09

Greenlight. And I was like, oh my gosh, this is Project

41:12

Greenlight with my husband. And so I

41:14

watched it. I didn't see anything wrong with any

41:16

of it. And then I just had to see what they

41:18

were gonna try to make a problem out of it. What

41:20

was it? I can't remember. I

41:23

mean, it was so nothing. Like they were trying

41:25

to make anything out of anything. Well, it's just

41:27

how like when anybody is getting canceled nowadays,

41:29

they go through anything just to add onto the

41:31

pile on. Well, here's the thing. So yeah, we

41:34

could talk about this in a different podcast, I guess, cause maybe

41:36

we could get really into it. Cause it is interesting.

41:38

Like sometimes I forget how

41:40

crazy that experience was. Like

41:43

they were following us around with cameras

41:46

for like a year. And their story pretty good. And

41:49

you don't get to see everything or all the context.

41:51

Of course they're gonna use the most dramatized moments

41:54

to make a great TV show. But I loved it. I

41:56

loved the experience because I got really close with the director

41:58

of the documentary or the... docu-series reality

42:01

show whatever I call it the story producer

42:03

like me and her hung out every day like I

42:06

wasn't bitter or mad at all when the episode

42:08

so they would send us me and the

42:10

other director they would send us the episodes in

42:13

advance to be like hey here I don't know

42:15

if I should say oh but it doesn't matter it's been like ten years send

42:17

us the episodes and be like hey if there's anything that you want us to take

42:19

out or anything weird whatever like you know here it is

42:23

and I

42:24

hadn't the only thing

42:26

I asked to take out was there's a shot

42:28

in the movie where my full naked ass

42:30

is out because I'm shitting on the lawn or something

42:33

and I didn't wait for the movie

42:35

for the movie okay and I didn't know that

42:37

the documentary crew was behind

42:40

me so there's a shot in the documentary

42:42

where I was like bending over

42:45

opening my ass and you can see my bat

42:47

my asshole my full asshole

42:50

and they zoomed in and like

42:52

I was like hey um

42:55

so can you just like take out that shot

42:56

of my asshole like

42:59

this is so gross it's so gross

43:02

like I was not expecting man can't really nothing a

43:04

well I okay but yes there

43:07

was moments obviously where like when you're making a movie

43:09

it's almost high stakes especially when it's not

43:11

your own money like I was spending a million dollars somebody

43:14

else's money there were so many stakes on top of stakes

43:16

and that sounds delicious there's a lot of stakes

43:18

involved and it was really really

43:20

hard to make that movie ever there was so

43:23

much going against us and I was 24 at the

43:25

time or something while also trying to maintain

43:27

your YouTube

43:30

channel well like I mean

43:32

that's a nightmare can you I can't imagine doing

43:35

what we do right now and adding another full-time

43:37

job like I would spiral into

43:39

oblivion right but I will say like I

43:42

do it's been a while since I've seen it but

43:44

I do I do know like there's

43:47

things I regret not at work I don't regret but

43:49

there's things that I'm like oh I would never do that now like

43:51

yeah but you were 24 that's what I mean like we

43:53

can't bring up a fight from seven years

43:55

ago like that's not our reality right

43:57

but like you know even the way that I make things now like ah

45:59

Thank you so much. I binged you so bad. Binge

46:02

over. Binge over and

46:04

let me binge.

46:05

What's on my list? Okay. I'm gonna read through

46:07

my list and just see if we've touched it. Ready? Fangirling

46:10

did it. My nightmare. Got it. Big Little Adventures.

46:13

Got it. Uh, Chandler and Grayson got

46:15

it. Oh! Taylor, I finally

46:17

remember why I wrote down Taylor Swift The Exorcist.

46:20

Okay. Because

46:22

Hollywood is so embarrassing sometimes. Like, so you

46:24

know the Barbenheimer thing? How it was like a thing? Like,

46:26

Barbenheimer? Barbenheimer? And

46:28

then I saw a news clip, a news video, and

46:30

it was like, Uh, a

46:32

new trend is sweeping TikTok and

46:35

Twitter or X. It's... The

46:39

Exorcist because The Exorcist

46:42

and Taylor's movie are coming out on the same day.

46:45

And I'm like, The

46:47

Exorcist, people are making shirts

46:49

and they're gonna go see both movies. I'm like, shut

46:52

up. No, they're not. They're just trying to do it because it was such a

46:54

box office hit. That's so

46:56

stupid. Also, didn't Exorcist

46:58

come out after that and bump

47:01

up their release date to a couple weekends before? Because

47:03

they don't want to compete? But I don't

47:05

know. It's like Hollywood, one thing works because it

47:07

was random and it worked and then Hollywood's like, How do we do it again?

47:09

And I'm like, girl. I mean, they're

47:12

always gonna be doing that. Also, what is The Exorcist?

47:14

Like, listen, you know, it's a horror movie. I'm gonna see it.

47:17

But I'm like, what does that have to do at all with Taylor

47:19

Swift? It doesn't. They're just hoping

47:21

that they can piggyback the two and be like, Did

47:24

you see both? Are you getting your tickets and watching

47:26

both in the same day? Can we make the most

47:28

money possible? Which like, that's just the,

47:31

I mean, Taylor Swift does not need

47:33

The Exorcist to be fine. Like, she

47:35

already like sold all her tickets. Right.

47:38

Okay. So I was just thinking, I haven't. Okay.

47:42

I'm logged into my voicemail account. Should I

47:44

just like play one and see what happens? Yeah.

47:47

I wanted to find like a big brother related one because

47:49

we're gonna talk about big brother.

47:51

Let's see. This one is,

47:53

let's just click on this one.

47:59

Hey guys. My name is as we am and I

48:01

was watching the podcast and like

48:04

how you guys fight over the dress and like the

48:06

color of it,

48:07

it made me think about how

48:09

guys are more likely to be

48:11

colorblind. So maybe that's

48:14

why you guys are seeing different stuff.

48:16

So just wanted to share. Love you guys,

48:18

bye.

48:19

Okay, first of all, we love you.

48:21

Thank you, LeAnn. Second of all, I

48:23

don't think I'm colorblind, but now I'm thinking maybe

48:25

you are. I knew that's where you were gonna go with

48:27

that. Maybe you are. I don't think

48:29

so. Okay, I will say on Instagram, I posted

48:31

a picture of the Nike one, the

48:33

new dress. Everyone's on the pink one. Everybody

48:36

said that they didn't see pink, right? But then when

48:38

I did the drop on Instagram and I showed

48:40

the colors, I showed you and

48:43

you were like, I mean, I guess I can kind

48:45

of see pink. And I was like, okay, good. So then I

48:47

posted on Instagram and nobody saw pink.

48:49

And I was like, you guys are all lying. No, Shane,

48:51

you're like, it's like

48:53

what you see are the colors

48:55

that everyone agree that it is. Sure,

48:58

it might in reality be something

49:00

different, but the picture is altered.

49:02

It's like we're all judging

49:04

based on what we see, not what it might

49:07

be behind how they've altered the

49:09

colors. You should write quotes for 2jmax.

49:13

Oh my God, because that sounded like a copy

49:15

cup. Stop

49:18

judging on what you see and

49:20

judge on the reality. Okay,

49:24

I guess I can't really find it. Oh, I can search big brother.

49:27

Okay, hold on big brother. We'll get

49:29

one.

49:30

Does nobody care about paper? Oh,

49:32

here we go. Here we go. I got it.

49:35

We got to talk about people. I see

49:38

big brother getting ridiculous bro.

49:41

And I just didn't.

49:42

I you got me hooked and

49:44

I just. Wow.

49:47

Okay, I agree. It's ridiculous,

49:50

bro. And I'm hooked. Yeah. Should we get

49:52

into this? Let's do it. We get into.

49:54

Hey, Julie.

49:57

Hi, Julie. Oh, I don't remember.

50:00

Hi Julie. Hi Julie. I think it's hey

50:02

ready one two three Hi

50:05

Julie. Hi Bowiedine

50:08

how are ya? Oh my god. Hi

50:10

Julie. Okay

50:12

so if you don't care about Big Brother feel

50:14

free to leave but here we

50:16

go how long have we been recording? Okay.

50:20

Big Brother I have

50:22

a confession to make. You haven't been watching the

50:24

live feeds. I haven't been watching the live feeds and

50:27

let me explain why. We filmed

50:29

a conspiracy type video thing so I've been like editing

50:32

in a crazy editing hole for a week. And

50:34

before that we were in Vail, before that we were

50:36

in Seattle and then before that we were in California.

50:39

So we haven't really had like

50:41

a second to just devote our lives

50:44

to the live feed. But let me just say spoiler

50:46

alert spoiler alert. I'm

50:49

done. I'm done with the live feeds because

50:51

Izzy's gone. But literally what's the point? Izzy

50:53

was the live feeds. Izzy brought the fucking

50:56

entertainment. Izzy brought the drama. Izzy

50:58

I would watch her spiral and go crazy

51:00

and be insane. She just like never

51:03

turned off. There was no pleasantries.

51:05

Like she was just straight to business

51:07

every room she went in. Okay

51:10

okay. And then she's scheming, gaming, playing,

51:12

twisting, turning. I know she's gone right?

51:15

I know this week from what I've you know I watch

51:17

Big Brother like live feed recap videos. And

51:20

the one I was watching, shout out Big Brother

51:22

Boy. The one I was watching, Big Brother Boy by

51:24

the way. He recaps Big Brother live

51:27

feeds while sitting in a cemetery. Iconic. I'm

51:29

obsessed. Anyway. So

51:33

he was saying today that Saree is

51:36

now trying to get evicted

51:37

out of the house because

51:39

I think she's just done. And she's probably like well

51:42

Izzy's gone. What's the point? I can't do this with the good thing.

51:44

Well and they were besties. Yeah I think she was like who am

51:46

I gonna hang out with? And there was a moment

51:48

when we were watching the actual episode on CBS. There

51:51

was a moment where they like played you know

51:53

a moment of Saree and Izzy talking about how much they

51:55

love each other. And they were like crying. And I thought it was really sweet

51:57

and I turned to Ryland and he's like what are they lesbian?

52:00

Well, I just kept being like yes, Izzy's

52:02

literally I was like are they gonna

52:05

kiss like this like because siree's

52:07

married and Izzy's in a relationship

52:10

But it was like and then once I realized

52:12

like they weren't gonna go in for a kiss I

52:14

was like, oh, this is the sweetest friendship

52:16

ever because I think what it is is I don't

52:19

think siree You know even

52:21

at her age, I don't know how old she is, but

52:24

I feel like this is the first Best

52:27

friendship she's ever had like this

52:29

really and I think yeah, and I think that

52:31

she's moved by it But she's like wow, I never

52:33

thought I'd find my best friend,

52:36

especially in this way I think

52:38

that's what it is and I think it's a reason of depression

52:40

now that is he's gone and so am I I mean Who

52:42

wouldn't be if you're I mean I am sad

52:44

is he's gone too But if I was siree because

52:46

it is like when you find somebody that you

52:49

just click with in that way There's

52:52

no like there's it's just incredible.

52:54

Yeah Also

52:58

Okay,

52:59

where do we even start? How do I even start? Where

53:01

are you starting this week last week previous

53:03

week? We've missed so much that we haven't talked about this

53:05

in so long. Well, we got to

53:07

talk about the like Last

53:10

week. I mean Cameron's up

53:12

to be evicted He then wins

53:14

the veto and then he becomes the

53:16

head of household and to watch them

53:19

just Like oh my

53:21

gosh. I don't even I'm not like a

53:23

big Cameron fan But I just

53:25

the entertainment value was out of this world

53:29

The journey I've been on with Cameron

53:32

Is a lot so in the beginning of the

53:35

game he was

53:36

he was Is that

53:39

my mouth being weird or yours? I

53:41

don't know. Let's both take a drink

53:47

In the beginning of the game

53:49

he was weird and he was being really creepy with Riley

53:51

and he was like I feel like your daddy

53:54

Me and you daughter and daughter and

53:56

father. We're gonna take it to the end. It

53:58

was really weird

53:59

So I thought he was weird

54:01

kind of culty

54:02

and now

54:04

He's still weird and kind of culty, but he gives

54:06

no fucks and he's doing crazy shit And I'm like, you know

54:09

what?

54:09

I misjudged him actually no I didn't but But

54:13

I've changed my mind It was just crazy

54:15

to see him win back to back and then

54:17

have the opportunity to do what he did But it seems like

54:20

he might be a contender to go out this week Well,

54:23

yeah, let's get into spoilers. So right now Jared

54:25

is he HOH? He put Cory in

54:27

America on the block and Jag

54:30

won the veto and now the plan is

54:32

to take down Cory or America and

54:34

put up Cameron and send him out which

54:37

Like I guess yeah, it makes sense

54:40

but

54:41

I but I just

54:43

don't want it. I'm not ready for that. Well,

54:45

then we're where's the entertainment gonna be like is

54:47

he's not there scheming Cameron's

54:49

not there like causing fights. So

54:51

then what's gonna happen? I know I've already stopped watching

54:54

the live feeds I'm already losing interest in you

54:56

know, listen, I still check updates and I still watch

54:58

the show and stuff We click into the live feeds

55:01

like once a day, but we're not like glued to them

55:03

anymore No, because nobody's talking about the

55:05

game anymore because Izzy was the one

55:07

that was doing all that So I don't know, but I still

55:09

love Felicia. I still love that. She takes her tooth out and puts

55:11

it on the table Yeah,

55:15

and yeah, I still love it, but I'm just saying

55:17

sorry that we haven't been talking about it too much I'm just

55:19

more like I

55:20

don't know. I need to get back into it and

55:23

I need to find new favorites because all my faves

55:25

are leaving and And I

55:27

haven't given the rest of them a chance really

55:29

I think gotten to know but

55:31

we Jane What if she's my new skid

55:34

I'd you're like she's like, oh that

55:36

was interesting to see cuz she just

55:39

Is alone in that house and then

55:42

when they didn't tell her they were flipping the vote and

55:44

then she's just bawling like looks like It's

55:47

just it was sad to see that moment,

55:49

but she really does just do nothing in the

55:51

house I know the best moment of all

55:53

time was when Julie was

55:55

like a next Bowie Jane

55:57

coming in to vote and then she goes, but we Jane

56:00

has been able to avoid the spotlight the entire

56:02

time in the house, which is so shady, like literally

56:04

being like, what's the point? And then Bowie Jane comes

56:06

in and she's like, you know, goodnight Julie. And then

56:08

she does her shout outs like everybody. She's like,

56:11

I vote to evict whatever. And then she goes,

56:13

shout out to my mom and to my dad.

56:14

And Julie goes, thank you. Okay,

56:17

thank you. Bye. I was

56:19

like, damn, Julie is done.

56:22

Oh, man. I don't know.

56:24

I still love the show

56:26

more than anything and I need to just get back into it. I

56:28

mean, we're watching every episode. We're watching every episode.

56:30

I'm just saying I feel like a fake fan right now because

56:32

I'm not like obsessed with live feeds anymore. I'm

56:34

not like super. Although I have been started. I

56:36

have started to follow all the evicted house guys

56:39

on Instagram. So I feel like I am kind of still watching

56:41

live feeds. Are you talking to any of them? No, I'm

56:43

too scared. Hysum's real bitter. Well, now

56:45

that he's out of that. Okay, so Riley does

56:47

follow me. She still does. But

56:49

she does. She did. And I follow her and I've been

56:52

too scared to slide into her DMS because like I wanted to

56:54

be like, Hey, girl. And

56:56

then the Hysum. I follow him and

56:58

he's very bitter, which is very fun to follow.

57:01

I follow Izzy. Who else left? I

57:04

follow Kristin. I follow

57:06

all the evicted ones and it is fun

57:08

to watch their reactions to the show. And so I

57:11

kind of feel like I'm like, I don't know, like I'm following

57:13

all the evicted people more than I'm following the people

57:15

that are still in the house. Wow. So

57:18

who, I mean, obviously I love

57:20

Suri. I don't know how long she's going to be able to

57:22

make it in the house, especially without

57:25

Izzy because Felicia already like is

57:27

so flip floppy with her and like thinks Jared

57:30

is going to be more loyal to her and has,

57:32

but other than Suri, I don't know who

57:34

am I like front, like who I would want to

57:36

win. Not saying like who is going

57:38

to win, but like who I'm rooting for. I think America could win.

57:41

I like her and she's, you know, trying to shake

57:43

shit up and she's playing very smart. She's

57:45

a fan of big brothers. I feel like her. I

57:47

feel like she could win. I like her energy. I

57:50

like that she seems friendly, but

57:52

she's also like very fake.

57:54

She reminds me of women that I used to work with the Jenny Craig,

57:57

like literally exactly like and

57:59

now looking back on my life I'm like wow those women

58:01

hated me because they act the way that America

58:04

acts like oh my god hi oh my

58:06

god how are you oh my god I love that

58:08

shirt on you in my head I'm like oh my

58:10

god all those women she really

58:13

is the catalyst of uh what

58:15

happened to Izzy though because she

58:17

got uh what's his face

58:20

on board what's that guy's name? Cory. She got

58:22

Cory on board and then Cory did like the final

58:24

convincing but she was the one that planted

58:26

the seed for Izzy to leave had

58:29

she never done that Cory wouldn't have gotten

58:31

the last like two votes and Izzy still would have been

58:33

in that house. Yeah so

58:35

she's working

58:36

she's working uh should I try

58:38

to play one more one more Big

58:40

Brother voicemail before we wrap up let's

58:43

see yeah um

58:45

okay I'm just gonna take a guess

58:47

and see what happens

58:48

with this one. So

58:52

Big Brother I think

58:54

competitions like um

58:57

the backyard one they just played

59:00

there's a veto

59:01

where they don't show you the full video

59:04

they can put whatever times they want on

59:06

the screen as long as it's reasonable

59:09

they can totally make somebody win like

59:11

it's a

59:12

conspiracy theory

59:14

like somebody could have a really slow time and they

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just give them a fast time just so they win

59:18

on the screen like look

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up at that that's an conspiracy

59:23

uh you need to look into

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wait oh

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my god she's right yeah they

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can't yeah how do they how do we trust them

59:30

I guess we'd I

59:32

don't know I've never thought to question

59:34

them but that's a wonderful point that is genius

59:37

now I need to go back into history

59:39

and be like okay during the timed veto competitions

59:42

who won because I bet they were people production

59:44

wanted to win this just unravels the whole conspiracy

59:46

oh my god girl she didn't give us her name but thank

59:49

you girl you just changed my life oh

59:52

my god that's how siree is gonna stay in the house because

59:54

production doesn't want her to leave they're gonna do a bunch

59:56

of timed vetoes and anything they can just rig

59:58

it although every time she DeVito that Saria's

1:00:00

done. It's like her time is like so 28

1:00:03

minutes and everybody else is like two minutes All

1:00:08

right, well there you guys go hopefully you enjoyed our

1:00:11

whatever this was podcast audio

1:00:13

edition and

1:00:15

It's your mouth

1:00:17

sorry, did you hear it? Yeah My

1:00:22

misophonia kicked in like 30 minutes ago.

1:00:24

So if my if my energy has been off

1:00:26

for 30 minutes, it's because of that. Oh,

1:00:29

no Yeah, I

1:00:31

don't know what it is Okay, but you

1:00:33

know what? I love you so much that

1:00:36

I'm starting to get over my misophonia I've seen

1:00:38

like a lot of these videos that I post that

1:00:40

people will be like I can't with Ryland's

1:00:42

eating I'm like half of the time I'm enhancing

1:00:45

it or I'm adding sound effects or slurp effects

1:00:47

or I'm bumping up the audio all The

1:00:49

way to 12 slurp effects. Hold

1:00:51

on. I'm writing down slurp effects for another

1:00:54

possible title No Underwear

1:00:58

and slurp effects, okay All

1:01:02

right, well, do you think we're gonna be back? Yes,

1:01:05

we're gonna keep doing audio only podcast Okay,

1:01:07

one day we'll decide on a day that this goes

1:01:09

out So you guys can at least

1:01:11

know or it will just show up as a

1:01:14

surprise on your feed and hopefully you'll listen Yeah,

1:01:16

and send some voicemail specifically for this

1:01:18

maybe like well, I don't know I'll figure it

1:01:21

out I'll figure out how to find them but send us some specific

1:01:23

audio only voicemails maybe um

1:01:26

give us a Fight that you've

1:01:28

had with your significant other and then me and Ryland

1:01:30

will be the referees and we'll tell you

1:01:33

Who's right and who's wrong in the situation? Our

1:01:35

phone number is how do I find my phone

1:01:37

number? No, good luck It

1:01:40

has to be easy. Am

1:01:42

I stupid? It's hard. I mean it is

1:01:44

I don't know. I can't find

1:01:46

it We'll put it in the description

1:01:48

section of this podcast. Okay, I'll put in

1:01:50

the description section of the podcast Yeah, let me

1:01:52

write that down to remind myself and yeah We'll see

1:01:55

you guys next time and hopefully you guys have

1:01:57

fun hanging with us because we have fun hanging

1:01:58

with you and we'll see you next time.

1:02:00

Bye!