0:00

So I woke up today and Ryland

0:02

said, why is Chris doing this

0:04

to me? And I was like, oh my God, why is that? You're gonna start drama like this?

0:07

What did I do? This is unauthorized.

0:09

What did I do? Oh

0:11

my God. Chris is a mastermind. And he's

0:13

creating games, psychological,

0:16

like Jigsaw, torture games with us. I'm

0:18

so sorry. This is crazy.

0:26

We

0:29

actually talked about this a few years ago and

0:31

I never posted the video because I was scared

0:33

of getting sued. See you in court.

0:41

Wow.

0:41

You guys look so

0:44

good. You did it, Shane. I look insane.

0:47

That's because you were busy costume directing

0:49

for everyone else. Right. But wow, this

0:51

looks like I paid for a meet and greet. Like

0:54

I'm eating all my faves. You did

0:56

so good. Sandy and I almost left you guys

0:58

to go to Disneyland because we got so

1:00

excited. I

1:01

mean, I'm pretty sure we'll probably get a job offer too to

1:04

go on their parade. Okay. Yeah.

1:07

So let's talk about what we are right now. This is so crazy.

1:10

I just feel so blessed. Okay.

1:13

Let's start over here. So Sandy, you are the most

1:15

beautiful Snow White I've ever seen. When you walked

1:17

out, I was like. When you

1:19

walked

1:19

out and that. What is that? I think

1:21

it's this. What is it called? Hater blocker.

1:24

Hater blocker. When she came out

1:26

with that hater blocker, I lost

1:28

my breath. I'm going to put this on all of my clothes

1:30

from now on. I'm just like.

1:31

Yeah. And no, ladies and gentlemen,

1:33

that's not a wig. That's the real deal.

1:36

Yes. Thanks. Wow.

1:39

So beautiful. You do look so cute. Thank

1:41

you. And then we have Jared. Buzz

1:43

Lightyear. We

1:47

took some pictures before this outside, and

1:49

they're some of the most iconic pictures I've ever taken. It's

1:52

a very flattering outfit. I

1:55

recently started Weight Watchers.

1:59

I mean, in this outfit, looking at myself, I mean, before

2:02

this, I was evaluating in the bathroom whether

2:05

I had to fart or poop. So I was

2:07

looking in the mirror, like, kinda doing it, and I

2:09

was like, wow, I never thought I'd be in a Buzz Lightyear outfit,

2:12

evaluating like a wet fart, you know what I mean?

2:14

This is different, this is a different time right now. I

2:16

like it. The selling point of that costume for me

2:18

is the blow up wing. Oh my gosh. Oh

2:20

yeah, I feel like a kid on the first day of school that wouldn't

2:22

go unless he could wear his favorite costume. Yeah,

2:26

it's cool, I like it. Chris,

2:28

you are storybook prince,

2:31

unauthorized. Like

2:33

the royalty free. Yeah, but

2:35

you look so good, look at you. Thank

2:38

you, yeah, I love, we talked about this last

2:40

time, but there's something about a wig. It just like really

2:42

changes everything. You did say, you were like, whenever

2:44

you're playing somebody else on the podcast, you

2:46

really come out of your shell, that's interesting. Yes,

2:49

well, I don't know, it's weird. I don't know if it's

2:51

sad or not, but there's something about when I'm in a

2:53

costume, the less I feel

2:56

like myself, the more I can be

2:58

somebody else. You are such a drag queen. More confident

3:01

and more happy, I don't know. I'm a very insecure person,

3:03

so. That didn't make me sad. I think it has that effect

3:05

on, I mean, yes, but I

3:07

think it has that effect on everyone. And I can't

3:10

wait for the day you let us make you

3:12

into a woman. Because

3:14

you will feel so empowered,

3:17

and we'll see a side of you, quite frankly,

3:19

that we've never seen before. Wow. So

3:22

little Miss Queen over here, looking like an OnlyFans

3:24

Cinderella. Cinderella, very

3:26

slipper. I'll squirt

3:28

for $10. Like this? Yeah,

3:31

all right. I mean. Keep squirt. How

3:34

you do it daily? You can

3:36

subscribe monthly for the $10. You

3:39

had to cheap squirt in the bathroom, huh? Oh yeah, pretty

3:41

much. God,

3:45

I can't stop looking at your boobs. Those are the best investments

3:47

we've ever made. Very nice, they're

3:50

so real. And you know what, they're the second investment

3:52

we've made. We've had to buy two of these bad boys.

3:55

The last time I bought, did I talk about the fuck

3:57

up? The last time I bought up here on Amazon, Link,

4:00

but I'm just kidding. I bought a pair of those boobs

4:02

and they came unboxed Come

4:05

and pubic hair all over them And

4:11

all the reviews were like mine were used mine were For

4:15

like vetting Amazon sellers because I

4:17

didn't even bought like cameras and stuff off

4:19

Amazon that claimed They're new but they're definitely

4:21

like refurbished and shitty. Wait. Yeah,

4:24

when you buy some on Amazon, they could be someone shipping

4:26

it Yeah, yeah, people can sell

4:28

things on Amazon from their house I thought

4:30

people did like drop shipping and

4:33

but not actually shame. I experiment

4:35

in the bedroom with these boobs I'm selling them on Amazon

4:40

You pitch it if you tell people right

4:42

well and the good thing is it's really

4:44

easy with Amazon All I did was put those tummy

4:47

hairy boobs back in a box and I took it to Whole Foods

4:49

and they accepted it Yes, Wow another

4:52

off to somewhere else. That's so easy I

4:56

thought

4:56

that you just return it they wouldn't bother

4:58

to look at it. So then they just ship it off to somebody

5:00

else Traveling

5:03

titties they have a story I

5:07

know I keep trying to pull these up without giving you

5:09

nip Giving you something to look at

5:11

photos of you guys We took some pictures

5:13

in front of the G wagon of you guys like you

5:15

helping her I almost left shame for Chris

5:18

just because of how magical these photos

5:20

are I thought please I

5:22

think I now know what love it Hard

5:27

and I didn't I wasn't gonna Like

5:30

the prom pictures where he was like back to back

5:32

and I was like my husband's right there Chris

5:35

We said don't mention on the book. Have you ever held

5:37

a poop? I mean, yes, I have But

5:41

they weren't though I'm

5:44

you're I think I love you My

5:46

costumes didn't work out I ordered like three different

5:48

costumes and none of them fit and this was the only one that

5:50

kind of fit So yeah, I'm Eeyore.

5:53

He's really depressed. Oh fuck.

5:55

Fuck my life. Not much of a house

5:58

Just right for not much of

6:00

a donkey. The way that you said your Eeyore

6:02

was very Eeyore of you. Oh my god,

6:04

you're right. Oh no, this is going to bring up my inner

6:07

Eeyore. Okay,

6:09

can we talk about Weight Watchers a little bit more? Please.

6:12

Talk about it all day. Why did you start specifically

6:14

Weight Watchers? Yeah, what led you to that program

6:17

over something else? Well,

6:19

we really tried everything. No. It's

6:22

just the level of... It's

6:26

going to be hard to make this not

6:28

sound like a pitch. It could be.

6:31

It could be. Not sponsored. It

6:33

could be. It could be in the future. But no,

6:35

it's just easy. They got an app on your phone. It's easy.

6:38

Does that yield result? I think,

6:40

well, I do see other apps, like you have

6:42

to actually calculate your calories and all of

6:44

that. And I think right now we just want it to be

6:46

like, we just want something easy,

6:48

put in our food.

6:49

And also it's just like if I'm

6:52

hungry and I'm thinking I want a cheeseburger.

6:55

Right. And it uses all my points.

6:57

It changes the desirability of that cheeseburger.

7:00

Dang, it's cheeseburger your whole day. Because

7:02

now it's like, well, if I get a

7:04

chicken sandwich, then I can get a small fry.

7:07

Or if I get the chicken sandwich

7:09

option without this shit on it, then later

7:11

I can have this. It's like, so it actually

7:14

makes you really analyze the decisions

7:16

you're making. Like yesterday, I had 80 points. You

7:19

have to have

7:19

like 40, you know? And

7:22

you have a weekly allotment of points. So

7:24

I went through all of them. And

7:27

you know, today I was cautious of

7:29

it. Today I have like five points

7:31

left. So yeah. And I think when

7:33

you're eating healthier and I'm supporting you fast

7:35

food, I think it like does help

7:37

you. Like, even if you're eating healthy foods,

7:40

like you don't really think about how much butter or

7:42

like oil or like things like that

7:44

really. We gotta count all that. Yeah.

7:47

I think you just told me because I, no, I'm curious.

7:52

I was shirtless today because it was so hot

7:54

and I was building cribs. I walk outside and

7:56

I looked down. I'm like, fuck Shane. I got

7:58

to figure out. Like, cause it's rapid,

8:01

you know? It happens real quick. It's kinda funny

8:03

that Cinderella was... ...really straight

8:05

up. She

8:08

put me to work. Okay,

8:11

really quick, Chris. Yeah. You

8:13

said that you went to the ER? Oh

8:16

yeah, talking about losing weight. I lost 10 pounds.

8:19

Wow! Because I

8:21

got a serious infection in

8:24

my general organs and ended up in

8:26

the emergency room. What? How

8:28

did this happen between seeing you? Uh,

8:31

this was right before my Chicago trip. I'm

8:33

picturing like a fifth situation? No,

8:36

so what happened... They were very vague

8:38

about it, but I was feeling very, very

8:40

sick. And this one...

8:43

What was that? Perfect

8:46

throw. It was a perfect throw. I was

8:48

talking about the emergency room. We were

8:50

always fucking mirroring me. I was trying

8:52

to give him a mirror to fix his hair, I'm sorry. That's like the third

8:54

most dangerous thing you could probably throw at somebody.

8:57

And if we broke that mirror, come on,

8:59

we're doing well right now. Okay, okay, don't need

9:01

that. If I look at that mirror and it's broken, I'm

9:03

gonna break you. Oh God. Yes.

9:07

Oh God. Okay, you're right. You know what boobs

9:09

will do to them, you know? They get a nice set of boobs. Yeah,

9:12

so basically I wasn't feeling well. I

9:15

kept feeling worse. And then I was

9:17

like... For some reason if I have stomach

9:19

aches, I'll lay in like a hot bath and that helps for some

9:21

reason. So I was laying there in like a warm bath and

9:23

it wasn't helping, it just kept getting worse. And

9:26

I yelled at my boyfriend because I wasn't feeling well. He ran

9:28

over and like saw me and he was like, are you okay? And

9:30

I'm like, no. And he's like, you don't look. And I'm like, I feel like I'm

9:32

gonna pass out. And then I don't remember anything.

9:35

I'm waking up and I'm on the floor of the bathroom.

9:37

I guess he like pulled me out of the bathtub. And

9:40

I passed out. And I woke up and he's on the phone, he's like,

9:42

no, we passed out. And he started seizureing

9:45

is what I hear when I wake up. And I'm like, what's

9:47

happening? And everything's like just coming

9:49

too. And I'm like, I really don't feel... And I can't breathe,

9:51

I can't catch my breath. And I'm shaking. And

9:54

I'm like, what is happening? And then he's

9:56

like, I'm gonna call an ambulance for you. And I remember

9:58

being like, no! Ambulance it took

10:00

me like any 20 grand or 10 grand

10:03

something insane like that and I was on a payment plan

10:05

for 10 years So I was like, please

10:08

just call an uber or take me don't call an ambulance

10:10

Please like I'm a guy

10:13

and so he like basically carries me to

10:15

the car and like floors

10:17

it to the hospital We go to the emergency room and I'm talking

10:19

to the woman behind the counter and she's like When's

10:21

your date of birth and I'm like, I think I'm dying

10:24

and she's like, well do we need to confirm

10:26

your address? And you're they and I'm like my edge

10:28

and I pass out again And then I

10:30

wake up and I'm in the hospital this time

10:33

I guess if you pass out you skip the line by the

10:35

way But so now I'm in the hospital

10:37

wake up and they're like everyone there's like four

10:40

doctors above me And

10:42

they were like, oh we we may need to do surgery

10:44

and I'm like what is what I hear and they like rushing

10:47

me off I'm like, it may be appendicitis and they

10:49

do a brain scan and a stomach scan and they were

10:51

like your appendix is enlarged So

10:53

it may be appendicitis and they go and talk and figure

10:56

it out or whatever and they're like, well, it's

10:58

a little enlarged We think you're okay for now. So

11:00

we won't do a surgery, but I'm like panicking

11:03

I don't want surgery and like I don't know It's just all

11:05

very scary and then they're like we think cuz

11:07

like in general you're like Stomach

11:09

your appendix and like several organs are inflamed

11:12

And so we think you just have like some kind of

11:15

it like intense infection and I

11:17

was like what and they were like So we're gonna give you

11:19

in your like IV like an antibiotic

11:21

now and then like an antibiotic to take home and

11:23

so for like two Weeks, I took an antibiotic and

11:26

I feel better. Have you been back

11:28

to get it checked out to see? No,

11:30

I have an appointment tomorrow to like follow up and stuff,

11:32

but I haven't been normal since like

11:34

I'm better But not fully

11:37

why did you seizure? I don't know.

11:39

I don't know why I see shirt I don't know why I passed out. They said all

11:42

all the infection they think but they also don't

11:44

seem sure about what it is So I

11:46

don't know. I'm dying. Maybe it's cuz you stopped eating

11:48

crumbles. I think that I did

11:51

stop eating crumbles That's the only logical

11:53

explanation crumbles with keeping your gut

11:56

good. Yes. Does crumbles have like good

11:58

probiotics in

11:58

it?

11:59

They probably questioned.

12:02

They should. Yeah, when

12:04

I eat crumbles, I'm always on the edge of a seizure.

12:08

Every time. All the crumbles caught up to

12:10

me. Oh, okay. I

12:12

hate to do this right after you share such a vulnerable

12:15

story that we're all very concerned and worried and

12:17

praying. Hashtag pray for Chris. Oh,

12:19

I love you guys. No, seriously, I'm so sorry. This isn't networking

12:21

television. Hashtag pray for Chris. Get it trending.

12:24

But I do have some beef to start.

12:28

But I do have some beef to start. Oh,

12:30

why? Um, this actually involves you and Rylan.

12:33

Oh, why? So I woke up today

12:35

and Rylan said, ugh, why

12:37

is Chris doing this to me? What? You're

12:40

going to start drama like this? What did I do? This

12:42

is unauthorized. What did I do? What,

12:44

Shane? No, what did I do? You're wild.

12:47

You're wild. You're talking about that. Shane!

12:50

What did I do? Oh my god. What

12:52

did I do? Shane. Let me set the scene.

12:55

So I wake up, I walk in the kitchen, I'm like, oh, I

12:57

was starting my day popping a pill, and Rylan was just

12:59

like, why is Chris doing this to me? He's

13:01

trying to kill me. He's driving me crazy. Why is

13:03

he doing this? And I'm like, oh my god, drama? What's happening?

13:06

Like, what's going on with Chris? And then he goes. This

13:08

is way more traumatized. No, it's not. Oh no.

13:11

So then he goes, every time Chris comes

13:13

here, he makes a

13:15

glass of tea. Oh.

13:18

Oh. This is why. No,

13:20

hold on. This is the most. I'm not messing

13:22

with my thing. The insane thing. Oh, it is

13:24

crazy. It is crazy. And I want to understand

13:26

this. It's right on the plane. It's insane. And

13:30

I'm just saying, if you don't remember in previous

13:32

episodes, I said my pet peeve is

13:36

inconsequential, but just drives me through

13:38

the wall, is when people go in our kitchen

13:41

and leave the cupboards open. Which, Chris doesn't do it. No, but

13:43

this is the equivalent. No, I know. I know

13:45

what you're talking about already. Chris makes a cup of tea. Oh no. And

13:49

then doesn't drink it. And

13:52

then he hides it behind. He hid

13:54

one behind a picture frame behind

13:57

a cookie jar. Our

14:00

friends both behind the house here like

14:02

wait wait like like a big brother

14:06

And I know like he's hiding He's like putting

14:08

it like in inconvenient places

14:11

so that people won't be like oh, that's my tea and

14:13

drinking it but Chris It's a hundred degrees. No one's mistaken

14:23

I'm

14:25

so

14:26

glad we're talking about this because that water bottle is

14:28

definitely his

14:29

behind the pillow

14:32

He

14:35

hid it behind your pillow And

14:37

then I was like oh, this is your water bottle. You're like no

14:41

Come clean about your see what's going on no

14:44

so the tea this I know exactly what

14:46

this is I so it started because every time

14:48

I leave an open drink out in the past I'll

14:50

turn around your cats drinking out of my tea

14:53

every single time and

14:55

so I'm like what do I do to keep Your

14:57

cat so I started putting in a weird spot

14:59

for the cat So

15:03

I'm always trying to hide it from there, and I have like five

15:06

cups of tea by the way I have like several

15:12

Whenever we start I'm always like freezing

15:14

okay that And

15:19

but then like we always go to film and he's like are the cameras

15:21

ready and then I forget about everything I run in here,

15:23

and then I completely forget and I'm so I

15:27

think it's cute, and I love it. I

15:29

would like you to keep doing it Reaction

15:33

was so fun. I was like he's talking

15:36

with me like Go

15:42

mad no, but the water bottle wouldn't have had to hide

15:44

cuz there's a lid so I wouldn't have thought of that This

15:47

is a mastermind and creating games

15:49

psychological like jigsaw torture

15:51

games with us We see a real rebuttal

15:54

because I was like he's drinking tea, and it's a

15:56

hundred degrees Like

16:00

okay, the cat and Shane does make it

16:02

a freezer. I'll be more cognizant

16:04

of it too now, I'm so sorry. Hey,

16:07

sorry to interrupt the show. Please don't go anywhere. I have

16:09

something very important to tell you guys. It

16:11

is spoopy season. If you don't know what the word spoopy

16:14

is, honestly, neither do I. Who started

16:16

that? God, 2009 was wild. Anyway,

16:19

this spoopy season. And so I was thinking, you know,

16:21

I'm gonna make these ads a little spookier. And

16:23

for somebody who is very introverted

16:25

and terrified of crowds, there is nothing spookier

16:29

than a concert. But

16:31

you know what? This season, I'm stepping

16:33

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16:36

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16:38

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18:12

Okay, I'll stop. Well,

18:15

speaking of Chris and his weird little

18:17

fact, I think we have a German fact.

18:19

Oh, yes, okay. We

18:21

talked German, he's so bright, he's

18:23

a factual delight. Are you

18:25

ready for the...

18:28

Yes, please, please, Chris. Um,

18:30

since you two are having kinder children,

18:33

Aye, aye, what have you? I figured this

18:35

is a good fact, it's appropriate, yeah. So,

18:38

the government in Deutschland, in Germany, can

18:41

and will reject weird

18:43

baby names. What? So, in

18:46

Deutschland, if you come up with a name that the government says

18:48

this is too far, it's illegal. They

18:51

will say no and you cannot, in America,

18:53

you can name your kids whatever you want. Yeah, they clearly

18:55

don't have celebrities there. It's insane, whatsoever,

18:57

but in Deutschland... You don't have celebrities?

18:59

Well, I'm thinking... We have pretty small... If

19:01

all the celebrities that name their kids the weirdest

19:04

things. But, according

19:06

to German law, a person's gender must be obvious

19:08

by person name. So, the Civil Registration

19:11

Office or... Sten-smant,

19:13

can refuse names that don't comply. And

19:16

you have to reapply and it's a whole thing. If

19:19

you name your name Frank Sapa, or

19:21

a celebrity name or something, they're like no. Are

19:25

there no pronouns? What about Kim? Kim,

19:28

what if your name is Kim? Not very well, because

19:30

I'm... I think Kim's fine. To be fair, I have

19:32

to double check on how new this is and if any

19:34

of this changed recently, but it says

19:36

that no gender neutral names, no last

19:39

names as a first name, no

19:42

objects as a name, no

19:44

names of a product, so you can't

19:47

have like, I don't know, Dasani be a name,

19:49

you know what I mean? Ooh, that's a good name!

19:53

And no names that can negatively affect

19:55

the child's well-being or lead to humiliation. Wow,

19:57

that's that weird fact. That's kind of

19:59

scary. If you're non-binary, stay in America,

20:01

sweetie. Yeah, I guess.

20:05

You just have an itch to move to Germany,

20:07

maybe not. My uncle from Deutschland is coming

20:09

down very soon. I will double-check this fact with him.

20:12

Okay, good, good, good. Okay, so now to my favorite

20:14

part of the show, my second favorite besides German

20:16

facts, is viewer interaction.

20:19

You came up with a name for this and I already forgot it. It was

20:21

vagina. Viewers are

20:24

great. I

20:26

need another... I forgot

20:28

what it was, but it was like... Viewer

20:30

interaction, aka vagina.

20:33

Okay, so first we got... Which,

20:35

by the way, we have some good voicemails today.

20:38

We'll get to that. Nice. First, we have

20:40

an email from Mackenzie. So the email subject was

20:42

from Hot Topic to Killer March. And

20:45

she sent two pictures. So on

20:47

the left is from 2011 when

20:49

she was 12, and that's my Hot Topic

20:51

shirt. Oh my God. I remember that

20:53

shirt. And then she's wearing a Barbie dress. Look

20:56

at her cute suit.

20:58

And now she's 25, so from 12

21:00

to 25. That's insane. Wow. What?

21:04

I should die until old. And

21:06

then we have Marissa. She said, repping

21:08

you all at work. And this is her whole dinner concert.

21:11

Oh my God. It

21:13

matches her outfit. Okay,

21:16

the next email we got was from Sophie, aka

21:18

a lesbian grower. She called herself that. Nice. She

21:21

said, for her birthday, her mom

21:23

surprised her with some merch and she took a little video.

21:26

And this is her... Look at her excited opening up her

21:28

merch.

21:28

How lovely. We're

21:30

recording. Oh. Because she told me you

21:32

wanted something and I just wanted to react. I was just...

21:35

Puppy!

21:39

You're

21:43

joking. You're

21:45

joking. You're joking. This is so

21:47

cute. So cute. Her

21:50

face is so cute. And then here's a

21:52

picture of her wearing it, which is so cute. And

21:55

her mom in the background, like, I don't know what I bought or

21:57

who the fuck that guy is. I'm glad. my

22:00

daughter's hair. So that is so cute.

22:02

Okay, and then the next one was from Iza. She

22:05

said she was at a local thrift store and she

22:07

found the dress. She

22:09

was considering mailing it to us.

22:11

Okay, so I'm gonna show you the picture of the dress she found.

22:14

I don't care. Okay, what color

22:16

is that? Black

22:19

and blue. Yeah, blue and black. But that also looks nothing

22:21

like the dress. Yeah, it really doesn't. Like in

22:23

any way, the stripes or any of it. Even the top, right?

22:26

Like none of it looks right. Blue

22:28

and black. Okay,

22:30

I'm so excited because this is a new segment that

22:33

was given to us by Madison. Hey, Madison. Okay,

22:36

this is called Sibling or Dating.

22:38

So I've never heard of this, but this I guess is a trend

22:40

on Reddit or something where people post pictures

22:42

of two people and you have to guess, are

22:44

they siblings or are they dating? And

22:47

she said, I've been looking for something like this. I've

22:50

been looking for something like this. So she said,

22:52

hey Shane, it's Maddie. So I have an idea for the

22:54

podcast. You guys should do Sibling or Dating. People

22:56

can submit them to your email. ShaneDawson.podcaststuff

22:59

at gmail.com. And you guys have to guess if they're dating

23:01

or siblings. So here she goes, I wanna be the

23:03

first. So here we go. This is Madison

23:06

and a man. Do we think

23:08

they are siblings or dating?

23:11

I love this game. Oh, this is funny. This is

23:13

hard. I'm gonna say dating. How would

23:16

you know? I'm gonna say sibling.

23:19

I'm gonna say dating. Because I don't

23:22

see where his hand, oh, the hands on the back.

23:24

Oh, we're back. Zoom in, zoom

23:26

in. I see the way she's pressing up against him like

23:29

that. And she's facing her leg

23:31

toward him. I think this

23:33

is a really cute family. And

23:35

they just really like. Really? No,

23:37

you know what I'm saying? They're just a family of models. One of the

23:39

families that, it's like Thanksgiving and they want

23:41

a picture.

23:44

She just knows how to strike a pose, you're saying? I'm

23:46

gonna say siblings. You

23:49

know, I'm gonna say siblings too. Because

23:51

I wanna say dating, but they just look so,

23:53

like I feel like we're set up for this. I think

23:55

that's what I'm saying. Are

23:57

there people that are trying to like take pictures to fool people?

24:00

I've been dating

24:01

but like only like three months,

24:03

you know?

24:03

Like it's new. Oh, that was specific. I

24:07

think sibling. I trust Sandy. I trust

24:09

Sandy. Well, let's see. Okay. Oh

24:11

my God, I got the answer. Are you ready? Yes.

24:14

Madison and the man are dating. Wow. I'm

24:17

happy because that'd be weird if

24:19

they were siblings. I'm glad I'm wrong. I'm glad I'm

24:21

wrong. Yeah. So

24:24

send us your sibling or dating pictures. That

24:27

is very funny. Weird. Okay.

24:30

Let's jump into some voicemails. Hey guys.

24:32

First off, Shane Dawson. I love you

24:34

so much. I have followed you since your Vine days and have not stopped.

24:40

And Chris, I love you too

24:42

so much. Everyone on this podcast

24:44

is amazing. Anyways, I

24:46

have an issue. I just got a

24:48

new boss and long story

24:51

short, she's just a bitch. She's very

24:53

condescending. She talks to me

24:55

like I'm stupid and it's not just me.

24:58

It's everyone. And I've asked several

25:00

people how to handle this. I don't

25:02

know if I should kill her with kindness

25:05

or professionally tell her, hey, I'm

25:07

not going to tolerate the way that you speak

25:09

to me or anyone else. So

25:11

I really just don't know which route to go and

25:13

was wondering if you could give me some advice. Again,

25:16

love the podcast and everyone on it so much.

25:19

Thank you.

25:19

Jared, I feel like you have good advice on this.

25:22

Well, first off,

25:25

it's always good to consider the source. You know,

25:27

this could just be an unhappy, like miserable

25:29

person that is being a bitch or whatever

25:32

you're saying, she's acting like. I

25:34

don't know what the job is, anything like that.

25:37

But the best thing to do is just ignore

25:39

it and only interact as much as you need

25:41

to. You know, that's what I would say. Because

25:44

nothing you say that you try to even

25:46

if you kindly try to say something like

25:48

stop,

25:49

they're not going to take that in a good way.

25:51

Right. They're going to lead to like an uncomfortable

25:54

situation. I would just only interact as much as you

25:56

need and it's your boss. You don't need to be friends with your boss,

25:58

you know, like.

25:59

At least you get to get out of work and you don't have to think about

26:02

it. That's what I would say.

26:03

Yeah, well, I was just recently at a situation

26:05

at work where I felt like that tension with a

26:08

coworker and another coworker told

26:10

me, you know, look, all you got to do is just

26:12

do what you are able to do, do your job,

26:15

you know, and at the end of the

26:17

day, if they're still having an issue, then just know them,

26:19

that's on them. Because I'm doing everything

26:21

I'm supposed to do. And if

26:23

they're going through their own issue, then they need

26:25

to figure that out. I think back, I definitely

26:27

have had a few asshole

26:30

bosses. Me and Jared used to

26:32

work in the same building, like the same company,

26:34

basically. And we had a boss who was, oh my

26:36

gosh, rough. And

26:40

I would try to kill him, what kind of thing. I would always

26:42

be like, oh my God, we like, oh, what are you doing this

26:44

weekend? Or like, oh, like trying to, inside

26:47

jokes, like trying to make her like me. She never

26:49

would. And it would bother me so much. I'm like, oh

26:51

my gosh, why doesn't she like me? And then I was talking to

26:53

my therapist, if you keep a shout out to my therapist, I was

26:55

talking to my therapist a few years

26:57

ago. And I was like, yeah, this person, not

27:00

about the boss, but about somebody else in my life. I'm like, this person

27:02

just like, they, I don't know why they hate

27:04

me. Like they just hate me. They hate me. And

27:07

then she's like, why do you care so much? Why are you trying to get this person who hates

27:09

you to like you? Why are you trying to control how they

27:11

feel about you? That's because you're controlling.

27:14

And I was like, oh, so

27:16

yeah, don't do the killing. What kind of thing? Because honestly,

27:18

it comes off as passive aggressive and they'll hate you more. I've

27:20

had a boss that

27:22

hates me and more than just

27:24

like being annoying, they just didn't like me

27:26

and it sucks. But I think the healthiest thing you can do

27:28

is just set the healthiest boundaries

27:31

you can without

27:32

affecting how your job is

27:35

and try to limit your interactions

27:37

with them. What if it just becomes unbearable

27:39

though? Then you start looking for new job. I

27:42

would say if you are concerned that

27:44

it's too much, you should go to your HR department. Right.

27:47

You know what I mean? Like, and they'll take care

27:49

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27:52

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27:55

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Okay, so I need some

29:44

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29:47

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29:49

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29:52

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29:54

next time we were gonna use it. He

29:57

asked if I could use it on him

31:20

I'm

32:00

not saying it's off the table, but I'm saying

32:03

you need to just

32:04

have an honest conversation about it Yeah,

32:06

I mean, I don't know. It sounds like they're just dating

32:08

right? I mean, this is like I

32:10

agree with

32:10

Rylan. I think regardless if they're dating or

32:13

a marriage or whatever. I think that if I

32:15

believe you I think that he probably this

32:17

is something he wanted to do and he didn't know how

32:20

to introduce it another way and

32:22

I think That as long as they have an open conversation

32:24

about it, I think it should

32:26

be fine Yeah, I agree And I think

32:28

if you're the kind of person also that feels

32:30

that they're open sexually who knows what you might be into

32:33

in like six Months,

32:34

so don't judge what he's doing. I don't

32:36

know if that's what the concern is. I don't right Well,

32:39

I do think it was her experiences with

32:41

him And I do understand how that can

32:43

at first be eye-opening because now you

32:45

might have to be performing Something

32:47

that might not be comfortable for you

32:49

because it is making the woman in like a more

32:52

of a dominant position Right

32:53

just compromise and say hey 80%

32:56

will do the regular way and then 20% like we'll

32:58

test it

32:59

out, you know, right? Yeah Well,

33:01

I hope that helps I Wouldn't

33:04

have a bug I'm

33:25

just curious if you were

33:26

to do it not that we would actually do it It's just for

33:28

fun, but

33:29

I think that's nice of you to want

33:31

to further his I Say

33:49

something in your butt and I think because

33:51

I know hit the answer is no I just ask

33:53

him a bit more

33:53

You know, it's to get them all riled

33:55

up. I have three married

33:58

female friends who really wanted to to do butt stuff

34:00

with their husbands and they won't let up. They all do. I

34:02

know friends that do. But these ones

34:04

don't let up.

34:05

I mean, it's very good for the guy that's today here.

34:07

Mm-hmm. It's real

34:09

scary. Well on that note, curious

34:12

what these straight men's assholes are like. Speaking

34:16

of things that taste like ass.

34:20

What is segue, dude? We

34:24

are doing conspiracy kitchen. Okay,

34:27

so I have some items that. Gotta

34:30

log into my Weight Watchers. Okay. Okay,

34:34

so obviously we're gonna do something pumpkin related,

34:36

pumpkin spice season is here. But

34:38

before we get to the pumpkin spice of it all, I

34:41

have something that I found that I cannot

34:43

believe exists. So this

34:45

is so weird. This

34:48

is Pepsi S'mores

34:51

collection. So not quite false.

34:53

The people asked. The people

34:55

delivered. Wait, what? Honestly,

34:58

it sounds good. What does that mean? Is it a drink?

35:00

Is it a mask? So there's three different

35:02

types. There is a marshmallow

35:05

Pepsi, a chocolate bar

35:07

Pepsi, and a graham cracker Pepsi.

35:10

I love it. So okay, what do we do? Do we try

35:12

them all individually and then mix them together and get

35:14

the s'mores? We gotta mix them. You

35:16

think mix. Also, the only

35:18

bad thing is they expired

35:21

a year ago. Should

35:24

we take a little sippy drink? I think everyone should get one.

35:26

I selfishly wanna taste them individually, but I

35:29

don't know. I don't know. Okay,

35:31

chocolate. Are you gonna pass that around?

35:34

Well, I'm gonna birdie it. Oh, waterfall? Is that

35:36

what a birdie is? Larry Bird. Uh

35:39

oh. Cool, I'm gonna go ahead and just

35:41

wait for the mix. How about

35:44

you just try it? Is it chocolate? I feel like

35:46

I'm gonna like it. So you guys try graham

35:48

cracker. Ryland, you

35:50

and Chris are gonna try toasted marshmallow.

35:52

Ready? Damn, that one sounds good.

35:55

Oh my God. How am I gonna open it? That

35:59

tastes random. Is this

36:01

chocolate? That's graham cracker. Oh.

36:05

This is what I thought chocolate might taste like actually

36:07

to me. Oh, there's an aftertaste. It

36:10

tastes like vanilla coke to me. I put some

36:12

in here. Why not? It kind of tastes like

36:14

Pepsi with a little cream soda in there. A

36:17

little bit. It's not bad. It's

36:19

not bad. A hint, but it's basically just Pepsi.

36:22

So let's start mixing. I'm going to put some

36:24

chocolate. Okay. Do

36:27

you want to try this? Yeah, I want to mix it for sure. I want

36:29

to try chocolate. Graham cracker. I

36:32

don't know about the chocolate flavor. Rylan,

36:34

have you got marshmallow yet? Yeah. Ooh,

36:37

it smells good as fuck. Smells like an alcoholic

36:39

beverage, actually. Yeah, it smells like a Jack and Coke. One of

36:41

them tasted... No, that's to mix. Ew. One

36:44

of them tastes like coffee. Wait, you,

36:47

Graham cracker and chocolate taste the same. You

36:49

have to mix it all. They all taste the same. You didn't

36:51

mix any of them. I mixed them. Okay,

36:54

here we go. Let's try this

36:56

more. It

36:59

tastes like Jack and Coke. Yeah. I

37:02

haven't had a Jack and Coke in like

37:04

probably 15, 20 years. I haven't had one. When

37:06

I go to the baseball games, and it does taste like a Jack

37:08

and Coke. Is this fucking how they were

37:10

smuggling Jack and Coke? Do we have whiskey? Wait,

37:13

it's good. Anna's expired a year

37:15

ago. Individually, they suck, but together

37:17

they're great. That's us. Yes. Oh.

37:21

I don't like it just because I don't like the taste

37:23

of alcohol, and that's what it reminds me of.

37:26

Yeah. I can see it being good if you

37:28

like it. Okay. So as you guys

37:30

know, it is pumpkin spice season, so I have

37:32

some pumpkin items for us to try. Jared, you're going

37:34

to love this. So obviously,

37:36

you guys know pumpkin spice latte's are the thing.

37:39

The PSL's, baby. Earlier when

37:41

I said PSL's. I thought you meant, well, because there's

37:43

a thing people say like, oh, look, they got DSL or someone

37:45

has D, that means they suck. Sucking

37:48

lips? Yeah, but that is just penis sucking lips. Wow.

37:52

So we have, we have a lot of

37:54

different things. Wow. So we have

37:57

the battle to end all battles. We

38:00

got Starbucks PSLs

38:02

because those are the icons. And we got

38:04

Jared's favorite place, 7-Eleven.

38:07

They have their own PSLs. Of course,

38:09

they invented it. And if this is approved,

38:12

like if the 7-Eleven one tastes

38:14

better than Starbucks, that means it's a cheap hack. Because

38:16

I'm sure it's like $1.79. For

38:19

the huge cups? Wow. Jared, you have

38:21

to wait. Oh, my bad. Jared doesn't care. I can't help myself

38:23

with some bingo comes in my hands. Wait, how

38:25

many points does this have? Oh, I'm done.

38:29

I'm done. Don't cry. More than the day we realized.

38:32

I'm waiting next week. I

38:34

think we should start with Starbucks, since it's the OG. Yeah.

38:36

It's raining, since it's so rainy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're

38:39

having 11-minute game of me. I should have done

38:41

a blind taste test. That sounds so stupid. Are

38:43

you girls ready? One, two, three.

38:49

Oh. Oh. Oh, wow.

38:54

That's

38:54

going to be a problem. I

38:56

know. It's like catching up.

38:59

Wow. Yes, you don't taste

39:01

that pump. Oh, let me get to the bottom. It's so good.

39:03

Get that punky pump. I'm

39:06

not overwhelmed with the

39:08

seasonal spice. That's all I can do.

39:11

I'm not a fan of the Starbucks one. Really? Dare

39:14

you. OK, now let's try the big gulp. This

39:17

is a 7-11 pumpkin with lime. Make sure

39:19

you don't cheat by getting the whipped cream from the

39:21

Starbucks. That was good. OK. One,

39:23

two, three.

39:24

I was good.

39:25

But

39:29

it tastes fake. It

39:32

tastes chemical, like chemical.

39:33

OK. Oh. How

39:36

is it so thick? It tastes like an air freshener,

39:38

a toilet. Like

39:40

when you shit and you spray too much and you breathe it

39:42

in. It's really sweet, but it tastes like chemical.

39:45

OK, I hate pumpkins. Why is that taste? Yeah,

39:48

that doesn't mean the same thing. I like the

39:50

texture better. It's creamier. But

39:52

the flavor is gross.

39:55

Oh, no. I think you didn't get it with the spray. I love

39:57

pumpkin, though, like pumpkin bread. I

40:00

just gotta say I think Starbucks wins by far for

40:02

me. Me too. That's so dirty of us. Yeah. Well

40:05

honestly I would pass on both of them. I'm

40:08

more of a cold brew with a pumpkin

40:10

cold foam. Sweet cream cold brew or straight

40:13

cold brew? Straight cold brew

40:15

but with the pumpkin foam. It's

40:17

like the cold foam or the... what does that

40:19

call it? I feel like I'm watching a date. I... and this is...

40:23

My princess. Yeah. I

40:25

think I like the 7-Eleven one better. Yeah this

40:27

is not just because... I think I'm not

40:29

a

40:29

huge PSL guy. Yeah.

40:32

He's more of a PSL guy. But if someone

40:34

were like, which one do you want to drink more?

40:37

I kind of like the... Wow. And it's a

40:39

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40:42

only with the straw. I didn't like sipping it. Okay. Sipping

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40:47

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40:49

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40:53

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42:13

I'm gonna go hopefully you guys have a good rest of the episode

42:15

and a good spooky season. I don't think I'm going to see

42:17

you until after Halloween is over that's sad but yeah

42:20

hopefully um you have a good time. Okay I'm gonna go

42:22

bye. So

42:27

have you guys heard of the pink void? Sorry. No

42:34

okay so this was a sent in to us from

42:36

Sarah. So there's a conspiracy going viral

42:39

right now about Disney princesses. Now

42:41

if you've ever seen Disney princesses together

42:44

All the time. Like

42:47

today. If you ever see them together

42:49

they're always in a pink void

42:52

and they're never looking at each other. They're never

42:54

interacting with each other and they're just floating

42:57

in this pinkness. Now let me show you what I'm talking

42:59

about. So you see what I'm saying there's the three princesses

43:02

and they're floating in this pink void

43:04

and you look over here

43:05

here's some more princesses floating

43:08

in this pink void. Uh you look

43:09

here they're in a house but the house

43:11

is also in a pink void none of them

43:14

are interacting they're not touching each other not looking

43:16

at each other and then you look here adorables.

43:19

The fuck are those? I don't know but they're floating in

43:21

the pink void. Okay okay

43:23

so I know what you're thinking well yeah Disney's just

43:26

cheap and they photoshop them all together and they make

43:28

it pink because it's a girl and like whatever who the fuck cares

43:30

right? Well but when you look on

43:32

other Disney properties it's

43:34

different. So if you look here on this coloring book right

43:37

you have all the Disney characters but they're

43:39

in their own little circles and there's like a

43:41

color in the background and you know it's

43:43

more obvious like they're in like circles. They're

43:45

in their own world. They're in their own defined

43:48

world. Same thing here with Pixar. They're in their own

43:50

defined world. They're not just floating

43:52

around in a pink void and then

43:55

here same thing they're floating in their pink void.

43:57

Oh okay so I really did a

44:00

fall down a hole about this because I'm like this is really weird

44:02

why why is this why can't they be I don't know

44:04

floating in the sky

44:07

or hanging out together why can't they be like you

44:09

know huddled up they're supposed to be friends right they're

44:11

all princesses but they're not they're all floating in a pink

44:13

void why is Disney keeping women floating

44:15

in the pink void baby here's

44:18

what I think oh are you

44:20

not gonna tell us oh oh

44:23

yeah let's Sandy here's what I think I think

44:25

because they are own

44:27

like they're the they're the

44:30

center of whatever movie that

44:32

they're in so they're

44:34

not looking at each other because they're trying like stand out

44:36

of like they're the star so

44:39

they just happen to be grouped up but they're still like

44:41

showing off their star vibe

44:43

they're all like Mariah Carey I

44:47

just love this I wasn't

44:49

somebody saw something like that

44:51

and there was walking around like a couple

44:54

days later and saw something with princesses and I thought

44:56

wait a second wait a second

44:59

and then we're googling it and they're like it's a whole fucking

45:01

thing oh my god and it like shook them

45:03

to the core to the point where they thought of this like this

45:05

is great but I would say I think

45:07

it's because the princesses have their own whole like

45:10

vibe in general

45:11

you know right Disney princesses

45:13

I think yeah no

45:15

cuz they they live in their own worlds

45:18

don't well they're in there in the same

45:20

cinematic universe but

45:23

I agree with Sandy they all have to be the star of their

45:25

own show but shouldn't they interact with

45:27

each other to show girls that girls can be friends

45:29

with each other and share their girl

45:31

power hugging why are we keeping them in

45:33

the pink void well that's coming up that's

45:35

what we have friends then it just

45:38

hit me how deep this really is yes that's what I'm

45:40

saying the world out to

45:42

the soldier that put in work to bring there

45:44

is there an answer well I am gonna ruin it

45:46

for you because this was going like viral viral

45:48

I got a lot of emails about this oh my god look

45:51

into this and then I very

45:53

quickly looked into it and very quickly found out

45:56

that there is a coloring

45:58

book where all the princesses are taking a

47:59

of contention in the strike. But like

48:02

this video is just like if

48:05

there was phases of how it's gonna

48:07

look this would be like the first phase right?

48:09

Somebody used AI generated

48:11

snoop it sounds like his voice and

48:13

if you're scrolling for 20 minutes or whatever through shorts

48:16

your brain ain't even on like you know

48:18

the the most high level

48:21

you're just looking at stuff you could think that snoop

48:23

dog and it could make somebody actually have a

48:25

snoop dog. AI's got so

48:27

crazy have you seen clips from that

48:29

Will

48:29

Smith movie Gemini Man?

48:32

I haven't. He's AI like he

48:34

plays himself now but then there's a past

48:36

Will Smith in the whole movie and he's

48:39

completely AI he's not real well

48:41

and people then they were like oh wow how'd you get the makeup

48:43

on Will to make him look younger it's like no it's literally not real.

48:46

It looked pretty good. Isn't that crazy? It does see

48:48

that's even if that's like improving the concept.

48:50

Do we even have to do this? Are we

48:53

are we doing this? Yeah. Did you ever see

48:55

the Audrey Hepburn commercial? Oh yeah

48:57

and that looked just like her. She'd gone. She'd been dead

49:00

for a very long time and they did like a dove commercial

49:02

with Audrey Hepburn. It's weird. Okay

49:05

so this next one I don't think this will

49:07

get me in trouble. Okay I'm just gonna start

49:09

with this. The flat earth

49:12

theory. I'm stoking

49:15

people. Dude you're a flat

49:17

earther? Yeah. Now I'm

49:20

okay we're not saying it's real we're

49:22

not saying the earth is flat. Everything is fun

49:24

we're just playing around like we're not we're not playing

49:27

an agenda. It is. The

49:31

shape of the earth is not that important

49:34

how about that? There we go. Who gives a shit? Okay

49:36

well this started going viral and I got a lot of emails about

49:38

this. So it took me a second

49:41

to understand what was happening. This is a kind of

49:43

a slow burn so just grab a snack

49:45

and we're gonna watch this woman together. She

49:48

looks

49:49

serious. Here we go. So I was on Twitter this morning

49:51

and said this ghost.

49:53

Go on Google Earth and try to get a measurement of

49:55

Antarctica.

49:56

It won't do it because it's

49:58

a ring around us.

50:00

So naturally I ran straight to Google

50:02

Earth. I screen recorded everything I

50:04

did. I sped it up because I really

50:07

wanted to capture the shape of this wall. I

50:09

mean, confidence.

50:14

Okay, so she's trying to measure.

50:16

I'm impressed by this lady's technical abilities,

50:18

right? I didn't even make it do this. I

50:21

didn't have to edit a video like she said.

50:28

So this is the part where I was like, I don't

50:30

understand what's happening.

50:31

Now to cover all my bases, this is what I did

50:33

next.

50:37

Okay, so then when she goes around a different continent.

50:39

Is

50:41

that the whole thing?

50:46

I could find a perimeter in the middle of the

50:48

ocean, the middle of Africa. And

50:51

it didn't matter where I put

50:54

the points. Right

51:08

in the middle of the continent. Now,

51:16

this got me thinking, why don't we

51:18

journey up to the North Pole? You

51:21

know, right there in the middle.

51:34

Pretty obvious if you think about it.

51:37

I know. I actually just think I've thought

51:39

about it. That's where the earth actually

51:42

is rounded and curved. Right. Because

51:44

you have to vary like, yeah, the northern and

51:46

southern. Wait, yeah, that's why. So

51:51

probably had 40 water talks to say.

51:56

I think it actually was. Prove

52:00

yours is not flat if that

52:02

way you're right remember last night I

52:05

was watching this like four in the morning, and it was sketching

52:07

the fuck out cuz what's going on Why

52:09

can't they measure it because the whole point is if they can't

52:11

measure it's because it's actually a wall around

52:14

the perimeter of the flat Earth, but what you

52:16

said makes more sense Walking

52:19

us in I think yes like we are

52:21

the Truman show anything at four

52:23

in the morning with daddy music behind it She had

52:25

it yeah for it could be like dogs

52:27

playing I remember someone

52:30

said that they should make a reality show where they give a group

52:32

of people who believe the earth is flat like a Ton

52:34

of resources and money and like follow them around

52:37

to try to find like the end or whatever

52:39

and I was like oh my god Oh,

52:41

I want to do that. I would watch it

52:43

regardless of what I'm like a good show That's

52:46

our geographic did that and there was like one

52:48

episode and they pretty quickly proved

52:50

it with They already

52:53

did it. I was actually invited To

52:56

go and like check it out. I'm like Wait,

52:59

you're it

52:59

was a it was a no It's

53:03

an interesting topic But it's a

53:05

laser they shined from one end

53:07

of a river to the other end of the river and

53:09

when they're alright guys We won't see

53:12

anything there's this flat and of course it

53:14

was like right on

53:15

Earth is round That's

53:19

why that's why I said a different height It's

53:22

funny to see you talking about this considering you could

53:24

just fly around it We're

53:28

talking personal experience I've seen it I've

53:32

been to infinity Okay,

53:36

this is really random But

53:38

I just wanted to talk about this because I can't believe this is a

53:41

thing Have you heard of the Las Vegas

53:43

hotel death ray? No.

53:46

Oh, I'm so happy I get to show you guys this. Okay.

53:48

What do I do? How do I start? Okay? I'll just start with

53:50

a news clip. Sounds exciting. It's

53:53

wild. I love Las Vegas Alright

53:59

so if I try I told you, I'm setting up on the pole, and

54:01

it was so hot. All of a sudden, I could

54:04

smell my hair burning. You think I was

54:06

setting up for the punchline? No,

54:08

this was no joke. This was an attack

54:10

by the death ray.

54:12

When it first started happening, and then I laid down,

54:14

I actually thought that, oh my God, we've

54:17

destroyed the ozone layer, because I

54:19

am being burned. And it wasn't until I

54:21

ran out of their balance, so that there was no shame.

54:24

That's when it dawned on me. But I could not understand

54:26

why I was getting burned.

54:28

William Pentis survived both his trip to Las

54:30

Vegas and the

54:32

death ray. He was laying out by

54:34

the pool at the Vidara Hotel in Las Vegas. I

54:36

was sitting in my chair for maybe 30 seconds. I

54:39

had him standing on my head. He

54:41

was steaming hot. In fact, my

54:43

hair was like a dirty blanket. I took a picture of

54:45

this and smelled my hair burning. He

54:47

rolled me, and I felt like I had a chemical

54:49

burn or something was wrong.

54:51

I couldn't understand it, so I just laid down

54:53

in my chair. And at that point, the back of

54:55

my legs and my back started burning.

54:58

Now, the Vidara is an impressive structure

55:00

covered with glass. Because of the curved

55:02

shape of the hotel, sunlight is

55:04

intensified and reflected above me

55:07

at the pool. But the

55:09

death ray, it was all

55:11

lit. And that was when I looked

55:14

up and I saw all the light, the reflection

55:16

of the sunlight coming off of the Vidara. Okay,

55:19

so let me show you this picture. So

55:22

the way that they built this building, right,

55:23

was it's all glass and

55:25

it's curved. But they

55:26

didn't do the science, I guess,

55:28

or like, I don't know who was supposed to do that, but

55:30

the sun hits it and then reflects

55:33

back right onto the pool area. Super

55:35

magnified. Yes, and it

55:37

heats up the area. Don't sue me, this isn't confirmed.

55:40

It heats up the area up

55:42

to 20 degrees hotter

55:44

than it already is, which is like 110 sometimes

55:46

in Las Vegas. Yeah, Vegas

55:48

gets so hot. Here's a picture of somebody that

55:51

had a Vidara, like, you know, plastic bag with

55:53

something in it and it melted the fucking

55:55

bag. Whoa. I don't remember

55:58

where it is, but there was another example.

55:59

of this and it was like melting

56:02

car fucking rearview mirrors. Yes!

56:05

Like it's- yes, I heard about that. Yeah.

56:07

For a plastic cup to melt, which

56:09

plastic cups were melting in the Vidara pool

56:12

area, it has to be a hundred and sixty degrees.

56:14

Look at his hair fucking

56:16

burning, dude. Imagine how hot it got

56:18

to be for your hair to burn off your head. So they

56:20

spent nearly, probably a hundred million dollars

56:23

making the Vidara hotel, right? They're not just gonna knock

56:25

it down. So you know what they did to fix this? What?

56:27

They just put up umbrellas. You're kidding me. It's

56:31

still there!

56:33

It's still there!

56:34

If you go to the Yelp for the Vidara,

56:36

it's all people like, got burned! No

56:38

way! Yes! Still

56:40

though, don't sue me, probably a great hotel. Is it just

56:42

that hotel? Because there's a

56:44

curve. So there's so many windows and reflections

56:47

like all over Vegas. I guess everyone's architects

56:49

that like check the tea, like

56:51

whatever. Check out those umbrellas.

56:54

Because the wind's also curved. They probably have

56:56

the cheese. Those are made out of steel.

57:00

Well, speaking of the hottest place on earth,

57:03

let's get to the recap. On

57:17

today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast,

57:19

I'm definitely fighting with Chris.

57:23

This is not real. This is serious.

57:25

He's gaslighting me. Although, he

57:27

was quick on his feet and made up an excuse.

57:30

I don't believe this motherfucker. He has it out

57:32

for me and this is payback for every time

57:35

I pissed him off. I'm sorry, may I print this? Chris

57:37

had, oh, Chris had drama at the ER. Oh,

57:40

I pray for Chris. That's like serious news.

57:43

Put on your serious voice. Okay. Hashtag

57:45

pray for Chris. Our sweet

57:48

prince has gone to the ER and

57:50

we think he's okay. Somebody's

57:53

calling me. It's the doctor.

57:55

You're fine. Oh, yay.

57:58

Okay. Keep praying though. Oh Jared's

58:00

gonna use a butt plug Sources

58:04

are not reliable Of

58:07

the night Jared revealed too much about

58:09

his sex life Stating Sandy

58:12

wants to experiment with butt plugs

58:14

on her husband Jared Yeah, a lot of loop goes slow

58:17

friends do it. They seem to love it. I'll

58:19

give you a fake butt to play with Not

58:24

on Amazon cuz they'll sell

58:26

you used one Yeah, if

58:28

come filled use things are

58:30

your preference Amazon's your go-to On

58:36

what they'll send you as new

58:39

Oh Jared and Sandy are

58:41

experimenting with weight Today

58:44

in health and wellness Jared and Sandy have

58:46

started Weight Watchers following in Oprah

58:49

Winfrey steps Yes, they may

58:51

be 80 points over but they're

58:53

Just Jared that was just Jared Has

58:59

rollover points left over her salad was

59:01

like 120 points From

59:06

today oh The pumpkin space

59:09

latte. Oh PSL the

59:11

Shane Dawson podcast sets out to find the

59:13

best PSL and All

59:16

of them kind of thought no Starbucks is

59:18

so good. Yeah, what what

59:20

you like that perfume ass

59:22

drink? Las Vegas

59:24

is killing people with their hotel death ray

59:26

in death news And

59:29

Las Vegas is heating up this summer

59:32

not killing people No burning people

59:34

that are fine that say it's

59:37

around the hotel Remind

59:39

people to send photos for a new segment sibling

59:41

dating are you a little too close to your

59:43

siblings? Or do you just love

59:46

your boyfriend send us photos and

59:48

see if we can determine if it's just your sibling Lover

59:51

I don't feel comfortable If

59:54

you look like you could be related

59:56

to your significant other right thing

59:59

hey, whatever

59:59

I like that. I think the people that are questioning

1:00:02

are gonna be like, ah. You

1:00:04

don't get a bonus point for being bold. See if you can

1:00:07

trick us. Oh, the earth

1:00:09

is not flat, weirdly enough. So is.

1:00:11

Thanks, TikTok. Oddly enough, sitting with two

1:00:14

flat earthers, they seem to

1:00:16

come to terms with the earth being round.

1:00:18

Oh, we have our new audio-only

1:00:20

podcast. Content alert. If you're

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looking for an audio-only podcast while

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you walk your dog, plug your butt, or do

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anything fun, you can listen to Fights

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with Shane and Ryland, found on

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feed. Or, exclusive

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news alert. Woo, woo, woo. Jared

1:00:38

came up with an idea last night for a Jared and Sandy

1:00:40

podcast. Oh yeah. Couple

1:00:43

goals. Ha ha! And

1:00:46

it'll just be, you can send questions about

1:00:48

relationships, and if we can, we'll answer

1:00:50

them, and we'll try to help out, and you guys

1:00:52

can help us out. I thought the way you were

1:00:54

talking about it in the kitchen last night was very insightful,

1:00:57

because you're like, we've been in a very long-term relationship,

1:01:00

we know what it's like for the ups and the downs,

1:01:02

so when people submit, like, oh, this is what

1:01:05

I'm going through, you as a couple who have

1:01:08

withheld time. Yeah.

1:01:10

Right. It would be nice. Yeah, I said it

1:01:12

in like the most best way I could have ever said it

1:01:14

in a podcast. Right, better than love.

1:01:16

Yeah, yeah. And Chris's audio-only podcast is still

1:01:19

in the works, working title, Gay Shit. Ha

1:01:21

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

1:01:23

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1:01:49

job. That was great. All right, guys, go. Hope

1:01:52

you had fun with us on the happiest

1:01:54

place on earth. Right? Is

1:01:57

that what you call it? Yeah. The couch.

1:02:00

I will see you guys next time. Bye

1:02:03

dreamers or believers You

1:02:07

got this, jeeb! Oh

1:02:09

man, okay

1:02:30

You