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to introduce you to the ringleader, Eddie.

0:47

I have a young mindset, okay? The

0:50

mother of this crew, Skye. If you

0:52

don't know anything about me, you may

0:54

not realize that I get cold very

0:56

easily. I'm very rude. I'm obnoxious.

0:58

And I don't care. And

1:01

Emily. Ever since I can remember, I've never

1:03

wanted to sleep with another human. Welcome to

1:05

the show on San Diego's rock station.

1:08

Rock 105.3. Oh, well. I

1:13

got Thor over here who's going through

1:15

it, man. The nerves are getting to

1:18

him. So much so that

1:20

he's spilled all over his t-shirt this

1:22

morning. That's a bad

1:24

start. He hates any

1:27

sort of spill. Yeah. He

1:29

says a stain is the worst

1:31

thing that can ever happen to

1:33

you. Yeah. He says nothing worse.

1:35

And it's gone to another level now, now that he has

1:37

these nice, you know, Viori shirts that he wears. So

1:40

true. And so you spend money on a shirt and

1:42

you spill on it. It is not

1:44

good. I get eight bucks down the drain. And this is

1:46

how you're starting your day. Yeah. Which

1:49

is not good. I like this shirt, too. My arms

1:51

look good in them. Oh, boy. I mean, that's okay.

1:54

That's weird. And what do you- You pissed

1:56

off my face. You're so dumb. And then now

1:58

you went and put water all over You basically

2:00

have a white t-shirt. Yeah, so water but the

2:02

stains they're still gonna be stains a little bit

2:05

But at least they won't stay. Oh That's

2:08

best start. Yeah. Well, this is all Everyone's

2:13

gonna notice it it's sky walk in front of

2:15

me Yeah,

2:22

we're in two sweaters so walk just walk in front of

2:24

it will pinpoint you Yeah,

2:26

it was it was a lot this morning

2:28

because he did his obnoxious French. I didn't

2:30

mean to do it It was loud. It was

2:32

loud where he's like look at me I'm better than

2:35

all of you because I'm pressing my ground And

2:39

then he went to take that first sip and

2:41

the dribble in slow motion down the front of

2:43

that top See I get the

2:45

French press every morning. So I'm used to it

2:47

you guys it was later today Yeah And

2:54

he tries to make eye contact Telling

3:04

us how much he needs eye contact

3:06

and so clearly also when he presses

3:09

his coffee, it's the same It's

3:11

a lot but it's not like I can't

3:13

it's not like one little spot.

3:15

It's all the way down There's

3:18

a couple of there's a lot. It's weird how

3:20

like happy you This

3:29

all stems because of Thor is

3:31

a Nervous wreck

3:34

and he has been for a while and now

3:36

it's really amping up and this all has to

3:38

do with his Pilot test

3:41

that's going down on Friday. That's

3:43

right. Where we're almost Three

3:46

years into the process coming

3:48

up in January will be three

3:50

years Christmas

3:54

gift and and literally the

3:56

the ups and downs of

4:00

this journey have been wild. And

4:02

now we're finally at the culmination, or

4:05

are we, this Friday

4:07

where he's going to actually take his

4:09

pilot's test and it

4:11

has got him just a ball of nerves. What's

4:14

going on? Yeah, so I take my test

4:16

Friday and noon. I have to fly from

4:18

Gillespie to Palomar. So, K-S-E-E

4:21

to KC-R-K. No, no one cares.

4:23

You don't need airport codes. And

4:26

then I do, it's like a two

4:28

hour ground test. So it's verbal for

4:30

two hours. That's the hardest one for

4:32

you, right? No, I don't know. They're

4:34

both pretty hard. Yeah, and then the

4:36

flight test after that for two hours, like an hour

4:38

and a half, two hours. So. That's

4:41

when you parallel park and stuff like that? Yeah, that's when you do

4:43

all that. He's your blinker. Yeah, I think you have to do

4:45

a flipper two in the air. What's

4:47

the turn? Oh,

4:50

flip point turn or something. What was that

4:53

thing called? I forget that. No, when you skid into

4:55

the spot. Drifting. No, that's not what I'm referring to.

4:57

Oh, you're not drifting in the plane? Oh, oh, oh.

5:00

No, you have to do like maneuvers. So you have to

5:02

do like, it's called steep turns. So you turn on a

5:04

45 degree angle. So you like turn the

5:06

plane around and you turn in a circle, stalls.

5:09

You stall off the plane a couple of times. Emergency procedures.

5:12

So they pull the engine out and then you just go

5:14

down. The engine still works, but it's

5:16

simulated obviously. But you've been doing this for so long

5:18

that I feel like what's the nerves? There's a couple

5:20

of things that make me worried. Like we have to

5:22

do a diversion. So I'll be over in an area

5:24

and he'll just say, take me somewhere and I got

5:27

to use a paper map. And

5:29

do like calculations. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. And

5:31

find out how much gas I'm going to

5:33

burn. What's the estimated time and route. And

5:35

I got to do math while I'm flying.

5:37

Oh God. Oh, no. In the

5:39

air. No, can we pull over for this? You

5:41

get to use calculator though, right? I

5:43

do. I will have my calculator out, but I

5:45

still have to like figure out, you know, like

5:47

the miles and how much, my ground speed and

5:50

all that stuff. So, so yeah, I'm a little

5:52

nervous. So yesterday I went down to the airport.

5:54

I was there at 1230. We were supposed to

5:56

go over a bunch of stuff, but

5:58

like while we were flying, just. stuff wasn't happening.

6:00

Like I was, I went to Palomar and they were

6:02

busy. So we had to go to Oceanside and went

6:05

back to Palomar and they were still busy. Some

6:07

of my landings were good, some of my landings weren't good.

6:09

And when I say weren't good, they

6:11

were fine. Like I'm not perfect. They just, yeah, they just

6:13

weren't, you know, you want to go into a

6:15

test and be nailing it. You know what I mean? Yeah.

6:18

You got to remember to nail it. Oh God. I've

6:20

heard that. I've heard that. So wise. So you want,

6:23

you want to go into the test and remember to

6:25

nail it. And I just felt like a couple of

6:27

times I was a little shaky and then, you

6:29

know, and then they do this thing where it's simulated. Listen,

6:32

if you, if you, if you're VFR, which

6:34

is visual flight rules, where you look everywhere

6:36

to fly, if you fly into a cloud,

6:38

you're done. Like just, I know like we

6:41

could, we have, we have procedures for it

6:43

where you could like turn around, but if

6:45

you fly into a cloud, good

6:47

luck. Like you're screwed. What do you mean?

6:49

Cause okay. Remember Kobe's pilot, Kobe Bryant's helicopter

6:52

pilot. Sure. So he flew into

6:54

clouds when he wasn't IF, when he wasn't instrument

6:56

flight rules, he was visual. So he flew into

6:58

clouds. He got spatial disoriented,

7:00

didn't know up from down, right from left, and crashed

7:02

into a mountain. It happens in like seconds. Okay.

7:06

So like, so like we're doing simulated clouds

7:08

where like, I have to fly with these goggles

7:10

on. No way. Yeah. So I fly

7:12

with goggles on. So I can't see it. Like the

7:14

red Baron Snoopy. Oh man, do you have

7:16

a scarf? Do you have a scarf? Where's

7:19

your hat? I have a scarf in the little

7:21

leather hat. Yeah. No, it's not that. Do you have

7:23

a little bird? What do you have? A little bird, a

7:25

yellow bird on your shirt? And it's,

7:27

it's, it's hard to, you have to like, it's, you

7:30

have to be an idiot to fly into a cloud. I'm

7:32

sorry. You have to fly when you have to not look

7:34

at the weather. You have to not pay attention. Like

7:36

if I know it's super cloudy, I'm not going to fly.

7:39

You know what I mean? But, but there's clouds move

7:41

it like clouds. Yeah. Yeah. But

7:43

there's weather reports. I mean, in the movies, whether you're on

7:45

a boat or a small plane, but you'll know,

7:47

like there's so many weather reports. The storm comes

7:50

out of nowhere, Thor. I've seen it. Yeah.

7:52

So that's why after this is over, my plan is to

7:55

get instrument rated so then I can be safe. Cause I

7:57

feel like you're not a real pilot unless you're instrument rated.

8:00

you are a pilot. So anyway, so they make

8:02

you fly with these, it's called foggles. And

8:04

then you can't- I've been at

8:06

a bar and have had that happen a

8:08

few times where I go home with a

8:10

gal and I had those foggles on. I'm

8:13

like, damn dude, it's not good. Especially when

8:15

you wake up in the morning. Those foggles

8:17

clear up. What the hell happened? So,

8:20

and you could only see your instruments side

8:22

of the flying with that. And I think

8:24

that's going okay. Have you guys noticed Thor

8:27

is not acknowledging any of our jokes. He's

8:29

so serious. Locked in and nervous. He's so

8:31

serious right now. And then like after

8:34

that- I didn't even acknowledge you. No. And

8:36

then after that, after the flying, which I thought went good

8:38

and bad, we had to, we have to get all of

8:40

this paperwork done. And it took like

8:42

three, four hours. I was there for, I was there

8:44

for almost seven hours yesterday at the airport. Because I

8:47

have to like get all the maintenance logs. Because the

8:49

plane's from 1971. So

8:51

I have to have all the maintenance logs up to date.

8:53

I have to have all the records up to date. I

8:56

have to make sure I have to fill out all this

8:58

stuff and the FAA website and just, it's a lot. And

9:00

then I'm also, then I start going over things that I

9:02

should know, but I'm tired. So I'm forgetting it. So then

9:04

I'm like, oh my God, I need to study more, but

9:06

I'm not going to have time to study today because I

9:09

got to go back to, I have to record

9:12

some stuff today. So I'm

9:14

going to be here longer. Then I have to go back

9:16

home, eat something, and then go right to the

9:18

airport. And I'll be at the airport all day. And then tomorrow's 4th

9:20

of July. And then tomorrow I can't really study

9:22

because I got to have this flight plan ready. Because

9:25

they give you like a whole flight plan that you have

9:27

to fill out, even though you don't really do it for

9:29

the test. I'm just a nightmare. Okay. And

9:31

the test, I guess I'm on a test call. Did I take

9:33

this already? Yes. So if I fail this test, I just, I'm

9:35

not coming back to work ever again. Okay, I mean, I can't-

9:37

You're not coming back? What are you gonna do? Why are you

9:39

not coming back? What are you gonna do? I mean, that would

9:41

be crazy. And it's starting to annoy me, people that have no

9:43

idea about it telling me that you're going to pass. You

9:46

know. They're just trying to be supportive. Like my

9:48

buddy Mark, I love this guy. Okay. Like

9:50

one of my closest friends on the- I think you need to

9:52

call him out. He goes, good luck on the test. You will

9:54

ace it. How do you know, Mark? Wait, I bet that's a

9:57

supportive comment. What? How do you know? You're

9:59

gonna do great. You don't know Emily does not

10:01

anything about flying. How do you know? You're

10:07

great, I know it how do you know how do you know

10:09

I'm gonna do great this is a weird turn If

10:18

you hate this so much why are you

10:20

doing I don't I don't hate it I

10:22

really enjoy flying okay, and like I don't

10:24

even want to let myself think about being

10:26

able to fly with I Can't

10:29

even I'm very negative I'm

10:37

not playing the I'm stunned I'm stunned that you would

10:39

say that I'm trying to be less negative Like I

10:41

didn't watch the Giants hard knocks yesterday because I know

10:43

what's gonna make me negative Oh, I didn't

10:45

watch it refuse. I'm

10:47

trying to be less negative So what do you want

10:49

me to give you the breakdown when I watch it?

10:52

Like like a little report something if you

10:54

want to do that and then hear my

10:56

complaints afterwards Mm-hmm. No,

10:59

I did see that you didn't watch

11:01

it but still posted on Twitter. You

11:03

don't have I don't have to wear

11:05

my phone My

11:08

screen time's cut in half use my wife's You

11:14

didn't watch it no But

11:16

we still went on Twitter on your

11:18

wife's phone to post negative comments like

11:20

your team because my buddy Zach who

11:22

lives in Tulsa for some reason he

11:25

He watched these big Giants fan and he was telling

11:27

me about it and then he sent me a clip

11:40

You're off Twitter, yeah, it's incredible

11:42

focus on the plane Even

11:45

when you honestly even when the plane

11:47

comes back, I'm not read down knowing the apps on my phone That'd

11:50

be great. I'm not you have seemed

11:52

happier Yeah, my screen time went from

11:54

eight hours a day to three and

11:56

a half Wow So,

12:00

um, so, so

12:02

you don't want encouragement texts

12:05

or comments? Cause that's, I honestly was thinking,

12:07

uh, while, you know, the day of, I'll

12:10

go, go, go get a bro. Yeah. You know,

12:12

like one of those, but now, now I'm not,

12:14

I would, you know, shoot it. You're going to

12:17

do great texts. But how do you know that

12:19

annoys me? Like,

12:22

how do you know I'm going to do great? You see the future?

12:24

Wait, what? Well, it's kind

12:26

of what you say. And

12:29

like the daytime TV, we have the commercials, Miss

12:31

Cleo over here. She

12:34

sees the future. Just what you

12:37

say. I really, I really enjoy flying.

12:39

I really do. It's a lot of

12:41

fun. I want to keep going in

12:43

it. Um, you have test anxiety though.

12:45

I'm a terrible test taker. I'm a

12:47

lot like Emily's son, Reed, where like

12:49

I get ADD. I

12:51

had, I had to leave the classroom and go to

12:53

a separate room privately. You're a special boy. Thank you.

12:56

You're a special boy. And I would get extra

12:58

time at tests. I would know the information, but

13:00

then when I have four things telling me different

13:02

things, I couldn't decide. Your brain can't separate it.

13:04

Yeah. Do you want me to bring you some

13:06

of Reed's fidget toys? There you go. Maybe

13:09

a Capri Sun. Yeah, that always helps. It could make

13:11

you a little sack large. It would be

13:13

nice. It would

13:15

be nice. Friday's the big day. Friday at

13:18

noon. So we won't, I

13:20

won't post about it until we talk about it on

13:22

the air on Monday. So I won't tell anybody until

13:24

Monday. Oh my God. But if I'm

13:26

not here on Monday, I just don't know if I

13:29

could take the ridicule.

13:36

Well, that is going to be bad. I'm just going to give

13:38

you the heads up. I feel like people want me to fail.

13:41

I mean, why would we're sending

13:43

you nice tests and you don't

13:45

like it? So I mean, why

13:47

would you, it's very, should be

13:49

a long couple of days. Yeah.

13:51

Okay. Well, good luck.

13:53

I'll take good luck. It's

13:56

okay. Yeah, but you don't want

13:58

the predictions for you. Got. this.

14:00

You'll be fine as bad. You'll

14:02

be fine as bad. You don't know what I'm up

14:04

against. Apparently

14:08

not a cloud. We

14:10

are all tipping more these days for things.

14:12

We know that. Well, one customer is being

14:14

sued over a tip. We're going to see

14:17

why this restaurant is suing this customer for

14:19

a tip when we get back on the

14:21

show on Rockwood 053. That's

14:27

the chili peppers on the show. It's

14:29

Rockwood 053. So we are going through

14:34

Tippocalypse right now where

14:36

we are being asked to tip for

14:38

everything these days. Oh

14:42

no. They

14:44

turn the iPad thing around to show

14:47

you and it starts at like 20% now. Yeah,

14:50

this is when you hit other and go to

14:52

zero or go no tip. If I'm just, you

14:55

know, picking up something

14:57

at a store. I mean, literally it's everywhere.

15:00

I was kind of stunning. You know,

15:02

I love to hit up my, one

15:04

of my favorite dessert spots, nothing but

15:06

cakes. And all they're doing is taking

15:09

the cake out of the little

15:11

glass, you know, display case and putting it

15:13

in the bag. I'm tipping for that. I

15:15

mean, I

15:18

don't know what I'm supposed to do. I

15:21

wouldn't, I'm not doing it. Yeah. But then we have people

15:23

like Skye who are just uncomfortable.

15:26

She's terrible. And we'll tip. Oh

15:28

yeah. Like, uh, she's ruined society. Got Froyo

15:30

the other night where I pick

15:33

my own top. I fill the

15:35

thing. I put all my toppings

15:37

on. I put it on the

15:39

scale. And they just ring you up. All they

15:41

do is ring me up, tipped them

15:43

$2. Oh, for what? What did they

15:46

do? I don't know, but they showed me

15:48

the screen and I felt pressure and then I

15:50

gave him money. So is there a

15:52

worse person with money? It's crazy. Well,

15:57

let alone when you actually go to a actual

15:59

restaurant. now, you know, restaurants, you know,

16:01

obviously you're going to be leaving a tip.

16:04

Well, I guess one restaurant is

16:06

suing a customer over

16:08

a tip. And a very

16:11

generous tip, which is why it's

16:13

making news because people are like,

16:15

well, why would you be so

16:17

mean to what sounds like

16:19

a really great customer? So

16:21

this happened at a little

16:23

cafe in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Oh.

16:27

Yes, yes. Oh, Alfredo's Cafe.

16:29

Oh, it wasn't the Chili's? No, it

16:31

wasn't the Chili's. No, no. Was

16:34

it pizza by Alfredo or Alfredo's Pizza? No, no.

16:37

No, that was it. Wow. Well

16:39

done. That's specific. Thank you.

16:42

Alfredo's Cafe. No pizza involved. And I

16:44

guess last summer, so a year

16:46

ago, June of, I'm sorry, this is

16:48

two years ago now, June of 2022,

16:50

this guy goes in and he just

16:52

wants to get a Stromboli.

16:55

And the Stromboli... Totally get it.

16:58

Totally. I love a good Stromboli. I

17:00

don't know what... You never had a Stromboli? I know what I've

17:02

heard of it, but no, I don't know what's in it. Is

17:04

it like a calzone? It is like a calzone, but it is

17:06

not a calzone. It's more

17:08

of a roll than it is a foldover. Wow.

17:10

I never knew. You don't need a week at

17:12

the end. The love of good Stromboli. I don't

17:14

need a week. I just never questioned it. I

17:16

just thought they were the same thing and people

17:19

just called them different. Oh, yeah, I've seen those

17:21

before. Well, I thought it was a close up. Is

17:23

a burrito and a taco the same sky? But

17:25

I mean, they were... Dumbass. Okay. Okay,

17:28

you didn't even know what it was. I mean, what is it?

17:30

Sorry. That's what I'm in the mood for. Would you

17:32

rather have a Stromboli or a calzone? Um, depends. You

17:35

can eat a slice of pizza any

17:37

time. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I always think about

17:40

a calzone, but then I always get pizza. Calzone

17:42

is a lot more obviously than a

17:44

pizza. It's a commitment. Yes, it's definitely

17:46

a commitment. Stromboli is just an easier

17:48

thing to pick up and dip. Uh-huh.

17:50

Like you dip it in the marinara.

17:52

Yeah. Calzone is like, I mean, you're

17:55

fork and knife in that. Oh yeah. Bad

17:57

boy. It's a commitment.

17:59

You're right. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Uh-huh.

18:02

Okay. How do you know you like calzones so much?

18:05

I'm a fan of calzones, but a stromboli,

18:08

you may have me there. Really?

18:10

I feel like a stromboli is something you

18:13

share as like an appetizer. You can. Oh,

18:15

you can? That's what's fun. That's wrong with that. My daughter

18:17

and I shared one once at a sibaro. Wow.

18:21

I opened her eyes to the world of stromboli.

18:23

You remember? Wow. Odd place to

18:25

get a stromboli. I feel like you just go

18:27

pizza there. Normally you do. She

18:29

was like, what is that dad? And I had a picture of what

18:31

a stromboli was. Wow. It

18:33

was delicious. I feel like if you're gonna eat a

18:35

stromboli, it has to be like a legit Italian restaurant.

18:37

Not a sibaro. I just said sibaro.

18:40

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

18:42

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

18:44

ha. So this guy. I forgot

18:46

what we were talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this

18:48

guy orders just a stromboli, and I think sounds like

18:50

he just had water to drink or something. And

18:52

no side salad? No, no side salads, are you? A

18:55

lot of times I have a deal. Yeah, that's nice.

18:57

Some greens with your stromboli. That sounds like a nice

18:59

little lunch. It is. Yeah. And

19:01

so his bill came to $13. And

19:05

that is when he goes to put

19:07

on his credit card and writes in

19:09

his tip on the tip line, and

19:11

his server sees it, and she is

19:13

confused. Because he has left her a

19:15

tip on the $13 bill of $3,000.

19:21

Whoa, that must be a good stromboli. Oh,

19:23

I gotta try it. And so she's like, I

19:26

just wanna make sure you, put

19:28

the comma. Was it an accident? Do we

19:30

have a sky situation? Okay. He

19:34

said, no, this is

19:36

for you. And written on the

19:38

receipt, it said tips for Jesus.

19:41

And that is

19:44

when the owner of the restaurant comes over and

19:46

says, sir, I just wanna double, triple check that

19:48

you're aware that this is a $3,000 tip. And

19:51

also because it's such a big tip, I hope you

19:54

don't mind if we asked to see your ID to

19:56

make sure it matches the credit card. And he said,

19:58

yep, not a problem at

20:00

all. And that's when he explains tips

20:02

for Jesus because the owner was like,

20:04

what is this about? And he said,

20:06

well, he had seen on the news

20:08

that other religious people were inspired to

20:10

go around. And if they got amazing

20:13

service or met somebody who was like

20:15

next level awesome, that they would just

20:17

give a generous tip of whatever they

20:19

could afford. So this guy says he

20:21

got swept up in the moment. He

20:23

loved it. He got amazing service. So

20:25

that's why he wanted to leave the

20:27

$3,000 tip. At

20:30

Alfredo's. So amazing, awesome. It becomes

20:32

a news story. The waitress is

20:35

crying. This is gonna pay off

20:37

debts. Like what an amazing person,

20:39

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah,

20:41

I don't know. Scranton,

20:44

Pennsylvania. You know, probably pay off your

20:47

house or something. Sure, you're right. You're

20:49

right. You pay for bill. Yeah, okay.

20:52

And so a few weeks later,

20:54

all of a sudden they get

20:56

notified by the credit card company

20:58

that this gentleman is disputing

21:00

the tip. And

21:03

the restaurant's like, well, we, you know, the way

21:05

it works when you get a credit card tip

21:07

is the restaurant will pay out the server and

21:09

then the restaurant collects the tips from the credit

21:11

card. So they're like, we confirmed

21:13

with the customer. This was okay. We have

21:16

already paid out the money. And

21:18

that's when the credit card company said, I'm sorry. He's

21:20

disputing the tip saying that it's not right. And so

21:22

we will not be paying you out the $3,000. What

21:26

the heck? What about Jesus? And

21:29

so this guy, they reach out and they

21:31

contact him and say, sir, we confirmed with

21:33

you what's going on. And he

21:35

said, no, I've had a change of heart.

21:37

I got swept up in the viral moment.

21:39

And if you want that money, you're gonna

21:42

have to sue me. So

21:44

people in the community felt so- Jesus,

21:46

like, no, not at all. People in the community

21:48

felt- You get swept up in the moment for

21:50

$3,000. Madness.

21:53

Yeah, right? Like seriously. Maybe his wife

21:55

got in there. I was like, what are you doing? Yeah. Come

21:57

on, man. So

22:00

the community decided we gotta support

22:02

Alfredo, so they do a GoFundMe,

22:04

but Alfredo says, no, this

22:06

isn't your bad, this is this guy's bad,

22:08

so they wouldn't take the GoFundMe money, and

22:10

they have now- They're taking for legal fees.

22:12

Well, they've now filed a lawsuit, and they

22:15

are suing this guy for the 3,000 plus

22:18

the legal fees because he shouldn't have got swept

22:20

up. He shouldn't have done it if he didn't

22:23

mean it. That's crazy. That is insane. Yeah, and

22:25

he got all the good publicity from it in

22:27

the beginning of Michael's account. Oh,

22:29

you're getting good publicity now. Jesus don't like that,

22:31

man. It did not happen. When

22:34

you are getting married, the guest list can

22:36

be tough. Who makes and doesn't make the

22:38

cut, that sort of a thing. Well, we're

22:40

gonna see what a new trend is over

22:42

the non-guests invited to the wedding that people

22:45

think is kinda strange. Coming up next on

22:47

the show at Rock 105.3. Yeah.

22:53

The curve on the show

22:55

is Rock 105.3. Skye

22:59

never asked you, was there ever any

23:01

drama when you got married with your

23:03

wedding guest list? Like who got

23:06

invited, who didn't get invited, that kind of a thing?

23:08

Yes and no. I

23:11

got married so young. I

23:13

was in my early 20s that

23:16

I honestly didn't really know how anything

23:18

worked. And so my mom basically took

23:20

over the guest list. Excuse me? And

23:23

was like, okay. I just know who

23:25

your friends are. Well, it

23:27

doesn't matter. Thor's

23:29

kinda spoken about this cause my parents are from

23:31

the East Coast, Thor's family's from

23:34

the East Coast and there are rules when

23:36

it comes to a wedding of like- You

23:38

gotta invite everyone. You have to invite even

23:40

like the third cousins that you've met once

23:43

in your life, blah, blah, blah, blah. And

23:45

I told my dad and my mom, I'm

23:47

not inviting them. And if you want to invite

23:49

them, then you're gonna have to pay. And they were

23:51

like, fine, we will. I'm like, all right. Wow.

23:54

Cause I don't even talk to some people. This is crazy. Yeah.

23:57

And so my parents were the same way. So yeah.

23:59

So they like, they invited- like their friends, you know

24:01

what I mean? So. Yeah, my dad wanted

24:03

to do that. But I told him no, because we live in San Diego. He

24:06

goes, well, when we started talking about it, he'd go, well,

24:08

what about Steve? And I go,

24:10

dad, that's your friend. Did you like grow

24:12

up close to Steve? No. No,

24:15

they were close when they were kids and

24:17

they grew up and they've kept in touch,

24:19

but yeah, same kind of thing. So with

24:22

the guest list, it was, my mom was

24:24

basically in charge. The only time it kinda

24:26

got weird, because a lot

24:28

of people from the East coast, of course, said, oh,

24:30

no, thank you, but sent a nice gift, which is

24:33

always lovely. But my

24:35

in-laws, that's where it got

24:37

kinda funky, because my husband,

24:39

big Hispanic family, lots of

24:42

cousins and people, again, he's

24:44

met once. So

24:46

we invited one of his aunts and

24:48

she RSVPed for herself and eight other

24:50

people to the wedding, because she wanted

24:52

to bring all of her kids. Was

24:54

it her plus seven? No, it was

24:56

not her plus seven. It was actually

24:59

just her. She didn't even have a

25:01

plus one, because she wasn't married, so

25:03

it was just her. Did you

25:05

get in there and shut it down? It

25:08

was one of those most... Pick guy, what

25:10

do you think? Yeah, let's add a whole

25:12

nother table. Let's just do that. Is that

25:14

what happened? We had to add another table

25:16

in the corner, squeeze another table in. How

25:19

do you let it get away with that? You know,

25:21

it's like, pick your battles is

25:23

quite the motto in my family.

25:26

Yeah, when you have a wedding, it can get

25:28

tricky when you get the guest list and maybe

25:30

you have like a cutoff number and that's what

25:32

it is. And then you go, well, what about

25:35

this person? What about that person? That's the way

25:37

it goes. You have to be sort of

25:39

picky. Well, there is a new

25:41

trend when it comes to wedding non-invitations.

25:44

What does that mean? Well, you

25:46

know, like every year, all the

25:48

time, there's new wedding trends, right?

25:50

And I guess right now the

25:53

current wedding trend is

25:55

intimate weddings. And why is that? Well,

25:57

because everything is so fricking... expensive right

25:59

now that people even though you dreamed

26:01

of this big wedding you can't afford

26:03

it you don't want to go into

26:05

debt for the rest of your life

26:08

so now intimate weddings are the trend

26:10

and so but people are realizing oh

26:12

well I can't invite everybody and people

26:14

are gonna be upset so

26:17

now because of the intimate

26:19

trend we now have the

26:21

non invitation trend and what

26:23

is that well that

26:26

is sending a non

26:28

invitation to people basically

26:30

it looks like an invitation

26:32

but it is letting you

26:35

know that this wedding has

26:37

happened but it is a

26:39

private intimate ceremony so

26:42

you have been invited to

26:44

join them in spirit on

26:47

that day and help

26:49

support their future

26:51

journey then of

26:54

course in the envelope is

26:56

the little card that lists

26:58

all the places they are

27:00

registered oh my god

27:02

wow so it's just a gift

27:04

grab that is basically

27:06

what the wedding etiquette experts

27:08

are saying is like this

27:10

is the tackiest trend they

27:12

have seen in decades our

27:15

society and and it's very clear

27:17

what you're doing you don't care

27:19

about these people supporting you in

27:21

spirit or your future journey so

27:24

massively insulting you don't want to pay

27:26

for their meal but you want them to

27:28

send you a gift how bizarre is

27:30

this strange like what are you doing if you

27:32

get one of these things look

27:35

at his face I've ripped

27:37

up regular wedding invites I

27:40

would immediately just throw this

27:42

in the trash I wouldn't even

27:44

honestly I wouldn't even open it I would

27:46

I would open it to see what I would look at it and I

27:49

would stop reading it like halfway

27:52

through just throw it away oh not a

27:54

hearty and then and then and then honestly

27:56

I wouldn't I'd be more mad about trying

27:58

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30:02

Well, the Padres must have forgotten their

30:04

bats back in Boston. They forgot to

30:06

show up, Eddie. Well, there was no

30:09

offense to be found in their series

30:11

opener in Texas as they were shut

30:13

out by the Rangers, seven

30:15

to nothing. The Padres

30:17

only managed two measly hits in

30:20

the game and only one off

30:22

of starter, Nathan Avaldi. Now, Dylan

30:24

Cies is usually kind of

30:26

a slow starter and that's what happened again

30:28

as he gave up a first inning home

30:30

run to Nathaniel Lowe, who actually had two

30:33

home runs in the game. Jirks

30:35

and Profires 13 game hit streak came to

30:38

an end as well. So not a

30:40

great start in Texas. Hopefully we have a

30:42

better outcome today. Now rookie

30:44

sensations, Caitlin Clark and Angel Rees,

30:46

headline team WNBA, who will be

30:49

taking on team USA's national team

30:51

in Phoenix on July 20th for

30:53

the WNBA All-Star game. So that's

30:55

how they do their All-Star game,

30:58

I guess. It's going to be

31:00

team WNBA versus team

31:02

USA. Now I'm going to be

31:04

team four, not watching. Oh, what? That's a

31:06

shock. I've done that very funny. I think this is

31:08

a risk. Yeah. Cause if

31:10

team USA loses, you're like, oh,

31:13

that's not very inspiring as we

31:15

headed to the Olympics. They're clearly

31:17

not the best of the best.

31:19

No. If they're losing.

31:21

Not a big shock here. Caitlin Clark had

31:23

the most All-Star votes. Yeah, but she's not

31:25

on the Olympics. I obviously, I only know

31:28

two, no three WNBA

31:30

players. One chick because she was

31:32

friends with Kobe, Sabrina Eins, Nazcu. Is

31:35

that her name? I don't know. And then Angel

31:37

Rees and Caitlin Clark and neither Angel Rees or

31:39

Caitlin Clark are on the Olympics team, which is

31:42

weird. I get it. They

31:44

may not be good enough, but like, don't you

31:46

want people to watch it? Seriously? Yeah.

31:49

We have breaking news this morning. The

31:51

Lakers have reached a deal with LeBron

31:54

James. Now he opted out of his

31:56

deal a few days ago and has

31:58

re-signed with a team. on a two-year,

32:00

$104 million deal. He's

32:04

going to be staying with Lakers, obviously.

32:06

Now that's not the big surprise, obviously.

32:09

They also, I mean, not

32:11

a big shock. They introduced their newest

32:13

draft pick yesterday, Bronnie James. Yeah. So

32:16

I mean, what is LeBron? Be like, all right, you drafted

32:18

my kid, I'm out. Yeah. That was

32:20

the whole point. New coach JJ Reddick

32:22

says Bronnie earned it and

32:24

threw all his hard work. Huh?

32:27

Really? Do we know how much he's going

32:29

to get paid? Bronnie James? Yeah.

32:32

I don't know. Not that

32:34

much. I mean, not that much for an NBA player. It's not

32:36

like he's going to get crazy money just because of his last

32:38

name. No. Okay. Because

32:41

he might not even be on the team. Like he may go to

32:43

the G League, which is kind of like the minor league. Wow. I

32:46

mean, if he's on the team, he's going to be like

32:48

the 12th guy on the team, which he'll still make probably

32:50

over a million bucks. But I mean, like

32:52

he needs it. Yeah, that's true. I mean, did you

32:54

not hear what I just said LeBron James said? His

32:56

dad. Yeah. Yeah. Proud

32:59

Papa LeBron was off to the side of

33:01

the press conference there. Yeah. Looking

33:03

nice son. Great. Former UConn

33:05

great and four time All-Star, Kemba Walker

33:07

has announced his retirement. Now injuries sort

33:10

of derailed the latter part of his

33:12

career. He hasn't played in the league

33:14

since 2023 and

33:16

only played in nine games then, but

33:18

Kemba Walker announcing his retirement. And one

33:20

guy who will not be participating in

33:23

the major league baseball home run derby

33:25

is the Dodger superstar Shohei Otani. Even

33:27

though Otani is second in the majors

33:29

with 27 home runs so far this

33:32

season, he says not going to be

33:34

in the derby due to him still

33:36

recovering from this elbow injury. You know,

33:38

he's still not pitching. Obviously

33:41

he's hitting, but he doesn't want

33:43

to risk further injury, which makes sense. And

33:45

we don't want to screw around with that.

33:47

Absolutely. There you go. That

33:49

is sports dirt for today. Well,

33:51

we are gearing up for the

33:53

4th of July tomorrow. The biggest

33:56

hot dog day of the year.

33:58

Well, we are going to go over our thoughts. and

34:00

feelings on hot dogs coming up next

34:02

on the show on Rockwood 053. ACDC on the show

34:11

it's Rockwood 053. Well

34:14

tomorrow's the

34:16

fourth. We've

34:19

been talking about the fourth coming up tomorrow

34:21

for a little while now and we heard

34:23

Thor's strong feelings about barbecues and how he

34:25

has to have the option of either a

34:28

hamburger or a hot dog or else he's

34:30

out. Right. Tip of the iceberg from

34:32

what you're about to hear at about 15 minutes. Oh.

34:35

Oh. Meltdown tease? I think.

34:37

I guess I don't know.

34:40

So obviously strong feelings on

34:43

hot dogs the fourth of July. The biggest

34:45

hot dog day I would say of the

34:47

year. Yeah. I mean Nathan's contest. Yeah that's

34:49

it right there. It's everything. Now this year

34:51

no Joey Chestnut which is weird. I guess

34:53

he's gonna live stream eating something. What?

34:56

Yeah I mean. Yeah like MRE's with

34:58

like military members or something.

35:00

Oh. Now I feel more like an

35:02

idiot. Well but I mean but nothing

35:04

on the level of the hot dog

35:06

contest. He's gonna eat MRE's. On like

35:08

July 4th on a base. Yeah I

35:10

read this morning. Well listen this you

35:12

know Joey would get into the close

35:14

to 70s you know. Sometimes more. Yeah.

35:17

And so like what are we gonna

35:19

be like the contest winner is gonna

35:21

be in the 40s. Yeah

35:23

that's the thing. It's an asterisk. It's

35:26

an asterisk. It's like when the Rockets won

35:28

the title. After Jordan retired. But

35:31

then he came back and he won again. Exactly

35:33

what I was thinking. I mean I

35:35

was like. I almost want

35:37

to watch just to see what it's gonna

35:40

look like without Chestnut. Oh yeah I'm gonna

35:42

watch. Like will they mention him? Will they

35:44

do like a little like package you know.

35:46

No they hate him now. Or

35:49

we can't even speak the name. I don't

35:51

know. I don't know it's gonna be

35:53

weird. They do go really over the top and they

35:55

have like crazy names for

35:57

all the competitors. Are you talking about like

35:59

bad lines? I don't even know that, Eddie.

36:01

Eat your eggs. Eat Eddie, keep any Badlands.

36:03

Badlands is great. Who are these people? They're

36:06

ranked. They're competitive eaters. Majorly eating. Okay, well

36:08

I don't follow them. That's what it's called.

36:10

The MJO. Come on, dude. This guy, number

36:12

two eater in the world is Jeffrey with

36:14

a G, Esper. So, I

36:16

don't know who that is. I'm not seeing Badlands.

36:18

I think Badlands, oh there he is. Oh he's

36:20

dead. He's down. He's tired, Badlands Booker

36:22

from Seldin. I know exactly what it is. The 26th eater in

36:24

the world. That's not

36:27

very good. No, he's falling. Slow down. And

36:29

honestly, the only fat guy. Everyone else is

36:31

in shape. So weird. So

36:34

yes, tomorrow is the big day. And

36:37

it's the biggest hot dog day of

36:39

the year. So, apparently there are some

36:41

strong feelings about hot dogs. Yeah,

36:43

they survey thousands of people and ask

36:46

them questions about their feelings on hot

36:48

dogs. So first, on average,

36:50

how many hot dogs do you

36:52

eat a month? On average.

36:54

Not talking just the 4th of July, but

36:57

like on average. On average,

36:59

zero. Yeah, I don't have hot

37:01

dogs that much. I have a hot dog every once in

37:03

a while. I love hot dogs. Maybe like a couple a

37:05

year, to be honest. I love hot dogs, but they're just

37:07

so bad for you. So bad. Or a part. I

37:11

saw a guy eat 70 kilos in a sitting.

37:13

Right? But sometimes, my wife's gonna make

37:15

hot. She said, you know what this idiot said. That's

37:18

your wife. What the hell? So,

37:20

we're going to a party in the morning because we're

37:22

gonna go to Coronado. So we're gonna come back

37:25

and she's gonna barbecue a little bit before we go back out to

37:27

a friend's house. And she goes, you want me to make ribs? That

37:31

sounds delicious. Yeah, that's nice. Wouldn't you rather have ribs in

37:33

a hot dog? What's the problem? You

37:35

see how I'm not saying anything? That's what my response was to

37:37

my wife. And she goes, well, I'll make them.

37:39

Like I always make them. And I go, no, no, no, no. I

37:42

go, you're gonna make hamburgers and hot dogs. That's

37:44

it. She's telling her. Maybe

37:46

she can't make ribs as well. You

37:49

said as long as there's an option, it's a lot

37:51

of food. It's just two of us. It's a lot of

37:53

food. She went, oh yeah, you're right. Okay,

37:56

four. Come on, down. Oh

38:00

my god. Okay. So you

38:02

guys are only saying like a handful a year. Yeah, I

38:04

mean, I don't need a hot dog that often. No. Yeah.

38:07

Well, it used to be like going to the ballpark

38:10

was where you'd get a hot dog, but now there

38:12

are so many food options. It's like, that's kind of

38:14

the last thing. I honestly eat a chili dog more

38:16

than I'll eat a regular hot dog. Cause we'll swing

38:18

by winner's schnitzel every once in a while. Yeah. I

38:21

don't think I had a chili dog in like 25 years.

38:23

I got food poisoning for once. Oh boy. Never

38:26

ate it again. Oh, you're so sensitive. Yeah,

38:28

I think they- It's just a unique experience. Yeah, I

38:30

don't think it's the same batch. The same batch of

38:32

chili. They're going to eat this one. 25 years ago.

38:36

You know I am about who was it?

38:38

You would get sick. You would get sick.

38:40

Well, the average American says they eat two

38:42

a month and that it's

38:45

more than that this time of year because of all

38:47

the barbecue. Oh yeah. For the next

38:49

like a week, I'll probably eat the most hot dog,

38:51

which I'll probably eat like four in the next week.

38:54

And then it will be, that will be it for like the next

38:56

six months. Wow, four. Then

39:00

they asked toppings, condiments, toppings. What

39:02

are our favorites? What do we

39:04

require on our dog? Why

39:06

is Thor- He's like stretching out. I don't know.

39:09

Okay. I take this seriously. Okay. You

39:11

don't understand, man. You know, they have taco shops here.

39:13

Yes, we know. In New York, they have hot dog

39:16

stands. No. And I used to go

39:18

with my dad all the time. So this is like a childhood

39:20

thing. So I would

39:22

get as a kid, mustard, ketchup, and

39:24

sauerkraut as

39:27

an adult, I, as an adult,

39:30

I do, I do

39:32

sauerkraut, mustard, and just a little bit

39:34

of ketchup. What's

39:36

the same? No, but- Just a different

39:38

or a different thing. Just a little bit of- I

39:41

mean, it's a big difference. Why? Because

39:43

I used to go, I used to go the same

39:45

amount of ketchup as mustard. Don't do that anymore. Okay.

39:47

I do like one line of ketchup. Do you not

39:49

understand what toppings mean? Yeah, but- It's the same toppings.

39:51

But the, but the, but the, but

39:53

the amount makes it very different. It's

39:58

the same toppings. Sometimes I won't even go. go

40:00

catch it. Oh my god. Crazy. Don't

40:03

you go like spicy brown mustard? Whoa

40:06

yeah. You don't do yellow mustard? No I'm

40:08

not an idiot. I don't feel like I'm

40:10

an idiot cause I only eat yellow mustard.

40:12

I do Goulden spicy brown mustard. That's

40:14

great for you. It's the only way to eat a

40:16

dog. Okay. The

40:19

only way to eat a dog. Like

40:21

I just said I prefer chili if

40:23

I'm going to topic. Really? How about a chili dog?

40:26

I prefer a chili dog. Wow. Why would that make

40:28

me typical? Yeah why are you laughing at that? Chili

40:30

cheese dog. Chili cheese dog.

40:33

That's my normal order. But if I'm going just a

40:35

regular hot dog, just mustard

40:38

only. That's it. Really? That's it.

40:40

Huh. I don't want anything else. Disgusting. That's disgusting?

40:42

I don't know. I mean. Why would you put

40:44

on your hot dog? Normally I only swallow them.

40:47

I don't know why

40:49

he just lashed out at me. God. That was inappropriate.

40:51

Normally I don't chew. Oh my god.

40:53

He's just mad cause he told

40:56

us his toppings twice. Um. Uh

40:58

ketchup and onions. A lot of

41:00

onions. Ketchup and onions. Like a ton of onions.

41:02

As many onions I could fit on that thing. No mustard. Oh I

41:04

hate mustard. It's un-American. I don't like any mustard

41:07

ever. Yup. Why are you? Cause

41:09

it's gross. I'm like Sky with mustard. I hate

41:11

it. Mmhmm. Okay okay. Thank you.

41:14

Sky? Oh my god. You know

41:17

who my foodie twin is? That's Emily. No.

41:21

What? You do onions?

41:23

Uh yes. Normally like well I

41:25

shouldn't say normally but I wherever

41:27

I travel. All the times you have hot dogs.

41:30

Yeah all the times I'm eating hot dogs. Um

41:32

I get sad if there's not onions and then

41:34

I get happy if there are onions there. So

41:36

yeah I'll do a little line of ketchup which

41:38

still counts as ketchup. No it doesn't cause I used

41:40

to do a lot. As a kid I would do. It

41:42

does count. I would do so much ketchup. Okay but it

41:45

still counts. It's on it. So

41:47

uh number three goes to onions. Two

41:49

is ketchup. One is mustard. Chili came

41:52

in fifth place. What? Oh fifth? Fifth.

41:54

And finally what side do we have

41:56

to have with our hot dog? A

41:59

side? Yeah. I feel

42:01

like chips is more appropriate than anything

42:03

perfect. I'm going chips same. Yeah. Yeah,

42:05

what do you have to nothing beats

42:07

a plane? Yeah,

42:10

I guess chips Chips

42:12

are good. I feel like that's got to be the

42:14

side the top answers are baked beans I

42:17

like baby potato chips to

42:19

potato salad and number one

42:21

went to french fries french

42:24

fries in the hot dogs I

42:26

just I love french fries though. So

42:28

I'll eat a french fries a little bit of ketchup or

42:30

a lot of ketchup Well, when he was a

42:32

kid he used to do one spoon of ketchup Well it's a big

42:34

difference What's a big difference?

42:36

All right He's ready

42:39

to go as you can hear Oh god We're

42:41

gonna find out what's going on within this weekend

42:43

Thor's midweek meltdown when we get back on the

42:45

show at Rockwood Oh five three Metallica

42:50

on the show. It's Rock one

42:52

oh five three Alright,

42:54

he is hot and bothered over

42:56

there He's extra venomous this morning

42:59

as he's gearing up to go

43:01

off in his time for Thor's

43:03

midweek meltdown And now

43:05

the show is happy to bring

43:07

you I'm pissed about home Have

43:12

some respect Thor's midweek Why

43:19

you been giving us a little bit of

43:21

teases little tidbits here and there about what

43:23

you're upset about it I guess this has

43:25

to do with gold what's going on tomorrow

43:29

Not necessarily Not

43:31

necessarily As

43:35

a lot to do with the force, okay, I should be

43:37

in a good mood I should be happy My

43:40

favorite artists of all time is dropping new music

43:42

albums coming out next week Eminem

43:45

the Giants are on hard knocks, but that annoys

43:47

me so I shouldn't we have a we have

43:49

a couple days off I mean obviously

43:51

I love not working. Oh my god So

43:54

I should be happy. I'm not okay.

43:56

Well. I'm not yeah. I mean when

43:58

are you happy? Yeah, there's always something.

44:00

Yes. I've changed a little bit We

44:03

all know that the fourth is a lot of people's

44:05

favorite holidays a lot of people I mean you get

44:07

you go outside eat the barbecue set up you're growing

44:10

hamburgers hot dogs Stakes

44:13

chicken kielbasa steaks Maybe

44:16

we're at the beach If

44:25

I come over to your house and you're

44:27

growing up some mahi-mahi for the fourth I'm

44:30

gonna be like man. This is a wild carne

44:32

asada on the fourth I'd

44:34

love carne asada I mean

44:36

that's not American I

44:40

wouldn't I'm stink with the mile.

44:42

I'm not eating hot dogs. Okay, uh Maybe

44:45

right the beach you're having a blast if you're an

44:47

IB Coronado don't go in the

44:49

water. Yeah, we know please But

44:51

my point is everyone's doing something different. I want to

44:53

do something fun on 4th July and at the end

44:55

of the night what happens fireworks I'm

44:58

not That

45:04

was I am

45:07

whatever about fireworks same dude, I get the

45:09

same I get really yeah Yeah,

45:11

here's why don't get the excitement Just

45:15

to be clear this isn't my Like

45:22

my wife Yes,

45:26

she loves fireworks and I and I don't I'm

45:28

sorry they don't do anything They're just what there

45:30

when they go up and they go look

45:33

at that one Is your wife

45:35

like me where she has to announce? This is the

45:37

finale? I

45:43

used to like them as a kid But

45:45

and when I moved out here and I lived

45:47

near the beach sea world which are great Yeah,

45:49

I had a ruin them because they do all

45:51

the time So the special the novelty of having

45:53

them once a year wore off I like them

45:55

when I was a kid because back in the

45:57

day we used to have them in our street

46:00

And you know, we see my dad lighting fireworks

46:02

and get to do sparklers and you know the

46:04

one in the tree which it seems really unsafe

46:15

Because this brings me to my

46:17

ranch, okay, I'm okay with the bay

46:19

fireworks Oh, look at that one. I'm

46:21

okay with it. I'm okay with all

46:23

the you know I think Santee or

46:26

lakeside or somewhere does the big fireworks.

46:28

I'm okay with that What

46:30

I'm not okay with is

46:32

the a-holes who get so excited

46:34

about fireworks that they feel the

46:37

need to buy Five

46:39

years worth tell everybody about

46:41

it and then light them off

46:43

before and after the 4th

46:45

of July That does happen. Hey Jack.

46:47

Yes. Oh, it's the 4th of July.

46:49

That's when you light the fireworks I

46:52

don't want to hear the fireworks on

46:54

July 3rd or July 2nd or July

46:56

1st or June 29th like

46:59

I have and then I really don't want to

47:01

hear them on Friday or Saturday

47:03

or Sunday this weekend after the 4th

47:05

and if I do I'm Driving

47:08

around the neighborhood and I'm calling

47:10

the coppers You

47:18

know, you know who does this you know who lights off fireworks

47:21

post 4th of July the same guy that

47:23

would run over a squirrel in his truck

47:25

with the balls hanging out on the back

47:27

because he Thinks it's funny. That's the same

47:29

guy the same guy that wears jean shorts

47:33

An American flag tattoo on his arm, but never

47:35

served in the military. That's the guy It

47:39

is the stupidest thing ever and if I hear

47:41

him you're going down don't I don't want to

47:44

hear your bottle rockets going off I don't want

47:46

to hear your M80s. What is even the point

47:48

of that? It's just a loud bang and news

47:50

flash most military members don't like fireworks If

47:54

you get why yeah, you know what? I

47:56

mean, who doesn't who Jason Pierre Paul Yeah,

47:58

another thing because you're You always get that one

48:00

idiot who blows up his hand and ruins a full-time season. Because

48:03

that happened to me in 2013. Because that happened to

48:05

me in 2013. Because that happened to me in 2013.

48:08

My dog, I know you don't care about my dogs.

48:10

I know you don't. I know you don't. But I

48:12

gotta work, jackass. And I don't want to hear your

48:14

fireworks going off. You're not cool. You're

48:16

not cool. Do you celebrate New

48:18

Year's Eve on December 29th? Are

48:21

you doing a countdown going three, two, one.

48:24

It's the 30th. No, you're not, you

48:26

idiot. So stop lighting off fireworks before

48:28

and after Fourth of July. I

48:30

don't disagree with this rant. I don't.

48:32

Because weirdly enough, this

48:35

weekend, there was a- This

48:38

past weekend. Yes. So it's not even

48:40

July yet. It's not even July yet. It wasn't

48:42

even July yet. On Saturday and

48:44

Sunday, there was massive fireworks

48:46

shows. Like, I don't even,

48:48

I think it was in Santee. Cause it was east of me.

48:52

I am stunned. And I'm like, what? I'm

48:56

looking at the calendar. You're confused.

48:59

The fourth isn't until Thursday. Why

49:01

are we doing giant fireworks

49:03

shows on Saturday and Sunday? It's almost anti-American.

49:06

It was weird. It's almost anti-American. Do you

49:08

know why they were doing it? Maybe. For

49:10

supper. What does that make it easy to handle? I mean, I

49:12

think, I think, I think, I think we know the

49:17

people who are doing it

49:19

in La Mesa. Let me, let me, let me, let me just win

49:21

a few of these. I think we know. Let me

49:23

just win a few of these. My man Robert has been known

49:26

to like fireworks off on the 4th of July

49:28

in the past. He did it in our streets. He

49:30

did not do it before. He did not do it before.

49:32

He did not do it before. Cause we've never had him

49:34

ourselves. So Friday. We've had neighbors give him to us. So

49:36

Friday's the fifth. Friday's the fifth. Will

49:39

you, will you Robert and Reed

49:41

light off fireworks on the fifth? No. We

49:44

got a leftover one on here. Griffees, let's go.

49:46

No. Reed, put it between my butt crack.

49:48

Okay. Put it on. Fill this. We're

49:51

not gonna fill. Robert said it

49:53

on fireworks. I got it. And then she comes in Monday. Hey

49:55

guys, check out this video. We

49:58

strapped into a skateboard. It's gonna make a rocket ship. Let's

50:00

go. I don't know if that's how it works. They probably

50:02

would do that. We would do that if we had them. We don't have any fireworks.

50:04

I'm just saying. Unless your neighbor gives them to you. Oh.

50:07

What? Your neighbor gives them to you. I don't, I

50:10

don't, I didn't get them. I don't have them. Okay. I

50:12

don't get the excitement over doing

50:14

it days after the fourth at

50:16

like midnight. Don't you work? Don't

50:19

you have a job? Probably not. Or are you

50:21

just a loser? Oh, it's gonna be crazy. I

50:24

think that there is a weird excitement for people

50:26

to blow stuff up. Yes. And

50:28

this is your chance. It

50:30

is odd, but it's what happens. I don't

50:33

get it either. It's like, can we stick

50:35

to the fourth? That's it. And

50:37

that's in your gut. Everybody's fine with it. I can accept

50:39

that. You can take care of your dogs. Make sure they're.

50:41

Listen, it is a Thursday. So after 10 o'clock at night,

50:43

if I hear loud music. I am holding

50:45

the police. Fourth of July. Fourth of July. Really?

50:48

Is there a rule that says you can't call the

50:50

police on the fourth of July? Okay. That

50:52

I didn't know about? Geez. That I didn't

50:54

know about. Do you have a speed dial? I didn't know

50:56

about. I will drive around my neighborhood. On

50:59

the sixth with my finger on the

51:01

button, waiting for somebody to light off

51:03

the fireworks. Yeah. You think

51:05

I'm, you think I ain't playing. I

51:07

think you're the psycho here. I know.

51:09

Sorry. Sorry. I'm around. I'm sorry.

51:12

I got to sleep. Aimlessly. You're not

51:14

sleeping. You're driving around. You weirdo. I don't

51:16

want to hear it. Okay. Anti-American.

51:18

I don't totally disagree with this rant, but there's levels.

51:21

Yes. Thank you. Well, speaking

51:23

of Thor, I don't

51:26

know why this one person

51:28

is gaining international notoriety for

51:30

something that Thor talked

51:32

about in his meltdown a few weeks

51:35

ago. This is insane. Still

51:37

my bit. We're going to see what this one guy

51:39

is in the news for. That is old news for

51:41

Thor coming up next on the show at Rock One

51:43

Oh Five Three. What's

51:45

up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

51:47

What's up? What's up? What's

51:50

up? What's up? What's up? What's

51:52

up? What's up? I'm Thor Thor's

51:54

midweek meltdown just went down about

51:56

10 minutes ago. And

51:58

I don't know if you remember this. I don't know how

52:01

you would forget if you heard it because we're all still

52:03

in shock over it Disturbed

52:05

if you will We

52:07

went through a range of emotions when Thor did

52:10

a whole meltdown over

52:12

his Injured

52:14

penis right when we heard about that the

52:16

penis is healthy again. Oh we have a

52:22

Just to be clear I've had people ask me Back

52:27

on the market is healthy That's

52:30

a weird thing my penis back

52:32

in business back in business me and my

52:34

wife back on the penis You're

52:38

not using the right terms here You

52:41

had an injured penis you were

52:43

having some sort of weird issue with it.

52:45

Yeah, your wife convinced you to put something

52:47

on it Yeah, I was having a note

52:53

Yeast infection cream That

52:56

doesn't seem right and I said are you sure

52:58

she goes yeah, and then they okay and then

53:01

she said Now

53:03

cuz I asked the doctor and the doctor said

53:05

use the same medicine you use last your last

53:08

time So then I asked the doctor

53:10

what medicine was that and she didn't respond right

53:12

away and it was in pain So my wife

53:14

says it was definitely this medicine which it turned

53:16

out not to be When

53:18

you say definitely no, she's blowing

53:20

me out. She's mad She's

53:22

mad because she because she's like it's not my

53:24

fault so she does it Listen

53:28

it isn't her fault Yeah,

53:34

she's she pretends to be She

53:36

works like she's worked in a lot of different

53:38

fields. I still that's great But

53:41

again, I'm not hey hey hey

53:43

preachers choir preacher, okay? But

53:46

you did you ended up trusting her so you

53:48

shoved it in there I

53:51

said to her how often could I do this because it

53:53

would hurt I had an issue going on and she said

53:55

as many times as you want so So

54:00

I put this cream in the penis. Can

54:06

I say that? We just did. You started feeling

54:08

more careful. And as it went

54:11

on, it was getting worse and worse and worse to

54:13

the point where like, I don't know, I

54:15

couldn't go to the, I couldn't pee. Well, yeah,

54:17

you had such a friend in there. And it was

54:19

so painful. It hurt so bad. To the point

54:21

where like, it's better now, think of it, because I

54:23

stopped it, went to the doctor. Oh, really good. It

54:26

hurt so bad that I am, at the point now where

54:28

when I pee, I get a little nervous that's going to

54:30

hurt again. Cause that's how bad it hurt. But

54:33

it doesn't, it's fine. I'm peeing normally.

54:35

Oh, congratulations. Back in business. Back,

54:37

the penis game is back. Okay,

54:40

please stop. I'm back on the penis game. Nope,

54:42

that still sounds weird. Save that clip.

54:44

You see the MVP? I know. One

54:48

to one. So anyway, we heard about this

54:51

a few weeks ago. Everybody was shocked and

54:53

disturbed. And you know, it was just a

54:55

bizarre thing to hear about. It

54:57

was a big deal on our show. Yes.

55:00

But it didn't make any kind of

55:02

international news. Obviously that's crazy. But

55:05

then we see this news story today and went,

55:08

what the hell? Yeah, yeah. Story out

55:10

of the UK, but like Eddie said,

55:12

making national news in the New York

55:14

Post. That's the international news. Oh,

55:16

I'm sorry. Yes, international news. The New

55:18

York Post, like this story is everywhere.

55:21

After a guy in the UK and his

55:23

wife, they have two kids. They've been together

55:25

for a while. And so as people who've

55:27

been together for a while know, sometimes you

55:29

can get into a slump. And

55:32

so they've acknowledged they're in a bit of

55:34

a slump sexually. So they're gonna try and

55:36

spice it up a bit. Here we go.

55:38

Okay. And so they decided how we're

55:40

gonna spice it up is we're gonna watch a

55:42

porn together. And so- Ooh,

55:45

naughty. Oh, a risk? It's a risk.

55:47

Yeah, jealousy. Oh, okay. You're

55:49

projecting. Well, it turns out that the

55:51

guy was actually kind of jealous of

55:53

some of the guys in the porn

55:55

because their bodies were so hairless. And

55:57

I guess he's kind of a hairy

55:59

man. I get it man. And so he makes

56:01

a comment. A hairy guy. A very hairy guy. I'm

56:03

Italian and Mexican. Damn. Two hairiest creatures on planet Earth.

56:06

Are you even wearing a shirt right now? No. No.

56:09

Harwookie. So

56:12

he makes a comment to his wife while

56:14

they're watching it of like, man, that must

56:16

be kind of cool to be like that

56:18

hairless. Like that must be wild. I've never

56:20

experienced that before. And that's what

56:22

the wife says. I had a full hairy

56:24

chest when I was 13. Really?

56:28

That's good, that's a lot. So

56:31

the wife said, well, I have some cream

56:34

under the sink. You know, if

56:36

we want to. Like Nair? If we want to try

56:38

this tonight. And he

56:40

was like, okay. Oh, this,

56:43

what an idiot. Okay. I

56:45

mean, dude. So he looks at the

56:47

package and it says how it's specifically

56:50

for sensitive skin. So

56:52

it doesn't, I guess. What an

56:54

idiot? I doesn't decide to repeat

56:56

the fine print. So this

56:59

guy puts it on his

57:01

private area and. He went

57:04

fully like on it.

57:06

Like anywhere down there where there was

57:08

hair. And then also, you

57:10

know, with that stuff, it kind of gets,

57:12

you know, it hits other areas. It gets

57:14

messy. Yeah, exactly. So

57:17

he says within 60 seconds,

57:20

he started experiencing a burning

57:22

sensation. He's never felt before.

57:24

Yeah, I get it. He

57:26

actually once was in the

57:28

military and was burnt by

57:30

hydraulic fuel. He said this

57:32

was 10 times worse than that.

57:35

It's not, it's on the outside of everything,

57:37

right? It sounds like. So honestly, mine's worse.

57:40

Honestly, like this is terrible. What

57:42

happened to this guy? It was like when you had sex with that apple pie.

57:45

First of all, I'm not Jason Biggs. Ha ha

57:47

ha. Was it you? That wasn't

57:49

me. Okay. I was 12 in 1999. Exactly.

57:53

Okay. I did think about

57:55

it after watching that movie. I

57:57

was 12. Well, this guy- This is

57:59

worse. What happened to me,

58:01

the burning sensation when I went

58:03

number one, it was like getting

58:06

Bible on fire. I mean,

58:08

it was the dumbest thing you ever could have

58:10

done. Why? I mean, it wasn't my

58:12

fault. If your wife would have said, hey, put some bagel schmear down

58:14

there, you probably would have done it. I wouldn't have put bagel schmear

58:16

down there. I wouldn't have put bagel schmear down there. Well,

58:19

this guy was left with

58:21

blisters and now

58:23

has permanent discoloration and missing

58:25

patches of hair that will

58:27

never grow better. He got

58:29

what he wanted there. What?

58:31

Wait. What

58:34

did you say? Burns or no, not the burns.

58:36

Blisters. Blisters. So on-

58:39

Nope, nope, nope. Don't need all that information. I mean,

58:41

I could guess. I was,

58:43

it was so swollen that when I went

58:46

to the bathroom, my stream

58:48

was like in four different directions. Oh my God.

58:51

Listen to your mom. So like, that's what I'm saying.

58:53

Like, give me a break with this guy. So how

58:55

wild is it that that guy is making international news

58:58

and Thor- I missed my viral moment. I don't

59:00

understand. I missed my moment. Yeah. Why would they

59:02

not talk about this? I could have been Hawk

59:04

Toa Girl. I don't think you want that. First

59:06

of all, Hawk Toa Girl, you don't

59:08

hold a counter. No. I could have

59:11

been this burn guy. Yeah. Do

59:14

you want that to be your legacy? This burn guy.

59:16

Hawk Toa Girl's making all this money. I would have done it.

59:19

I would have made a ton of money. You would have been

59:21

penis burn guy just to make some money? That's

59:24

right. Really? Yeah. I've

59:26

seen what Hawk Toa Girl's doing. I could have get on there. I

59:29

don't think they're different categories. Penis burn guy. I

59:31

don't think you know. Nobody's buying a shirt that

59:33

says, I'm with penis burn guy. No. It's

59:37

just weird. Damn it. All right. We

59:39

have heard that Sky really enjoys peeing

59:41

in her pool. It's her thing. It's

59:43

her thing. It's not my thing.

59:45

It's her thing. It's not my thing. Well, we're

59:47

going to see which celebrity is fighting against peeing

59:49

in the pool when we get back on the

59:51

show on Rockwood O5.3. Oh,

59:56

yeah. Led Zeppelin

59:58

on the show. It's

1:20:00

that kind of money. He's still good. Yeah,

1:20:02

I mean still still playing at a productive

1:20:04

level Lakers are kind of a

1:20:06

mess as a team But everyone people were saying he

1:20:08

was gonna take less money to help the team out

1:20:11

That was like a thing a couple days ago. I mean

1:20:13

he didn't yeah, I don't know I don't know I

1:20:16

mean I have no idea how the cap works or

1:20:18

anything like that I just heard like Stephen a Smith

1:20:20

was going off about it, and I was like oh,

1:20:22

okay Yeah, I mean that's I don't know 52 a

1:20:24

year isn't that crazy. That's pretty insane Yeah

1:20:27

now the Lakers were one of the

1:20:29

teams trying to sign clay Thompson who

1:20:31

ended up signing with the Mavericks now

1:20:33

one person Who was very disappointed he

1:20:35

didn't go with the Lakers is

1:20:38

his dad Former Laker

1:20:40

and current Lakers broadcaster Michael Thompson

1:20:42

Oh, yeah, he tried to convince

1:20:44

his son to sign

1:20:46

with his former team But he

1:20:49

could not convince him to sign with

1:20:51

them and even tried to pull the you know

1:20:53

financially This is gonna be better for

1:20:55

you. It's the Lakers man Try

1:20:58

to pull all kinds of different cards, but he goes

1:21:00

listen. He's a grown man. He can make his own

1:21:03

choices Well the Mavericks are a good team the Lakers

1:21:05

aren't that sort of so that's kind of a plays

1:21:07

out also He's gonna make more money on the maps.

1:21:09

There's no state tax. Yeah crushed in California with all

1:21:11

that money speaking of California

1:21:15

California governor Gavin Newsom Super

1:21:18

Bowl champion Marshawn Lynch and

1:21:20

his agent dud Doug Hendrickson

1:21:22

are joining forces for a

1:21:24

new weekly podcast called

1:21:27

Politikin that's gonna be available

1:21:29

on I heart radios podcasts

1:21:32

now Newsom and Hendrickson apparently

1:21:34

have been friends since the 90s

1:21:36

and Hendrickson has represented Marshawn Lynch

1:21:38

since 2007 And

1:21:40

I guess they've been working on this podcast for

1:21:42

like six months I can't even

1:21:45

what the hell are Gavin Newsom and Marshawn

1:21:47

Lynch gonna talk about This

1:21:53

is I just saw a movie Marshawn

1:21:55

Lynch was in it's called bottoms. It's

1:21:57

about you just saw yeah