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It's time

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for the Uncle Rico Show. It's

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time for the Uncle Rico Show. So

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juggle course, cause here we go.

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It's da da da da da da da da da da

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da da da da da da da da da da da

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da da da da da da Boom!

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We're doin it! Ahhh

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yeah, afternoon, did you

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miss us? We're back.

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Hello everybody. How's

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everyone doing, how ya feeling? We

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are live, tell em. Uh uh.

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do do do do do I

1:10

want to try the D in the P. I

1:13

mean, unbelievable. It got a

1:15

little racist there in the

1:17

middle, but it was

1:19

beautiful. I loved it. I loved it.

1:21

Bravo. The maestro is back.

1:24

Mike Morse is not. Let's kick some

1:26

ass today, huh? Who the fuck is

1:28

this guy? I

1:30

listen for all fair, but

1:33

I do have quite the replacement joining us in

1:35

a little while by the name of Anthony

1:38

Kumi. Have you heard of him? He

1:40

just made John's list. Ladies

1:42

and gentlemen, you've heard of the Forbes list. We

1:45

have John's list. According to John, South

1:48

Carolina's on his way. So he may stop

1:50

by and pay him a visit. So,

1:55

so much to get to yesterday's show was

1:57

amazing. And let's kick some ass today. Let's

2:00

get to the chats and the gifted

2:02

memberships, which reminds me, we're coming up

2:04

on 600 people in your live.

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Thank you. Hit like, hit subscribe if you're

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five gets you in, 10 gets you everything.

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We did a blunder years yesterday for the

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was an anniversary of John's first

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we had Chad showing fake

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Venmos the whole time. And

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maybe you get one. Otherwise it's on

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your own. So let's

3:07

ride shit heads from FUG, AKA

3:10

Rev Mike Levy. Thank you. Letty

3:13

let time to. I'll

3:15

save that for when the boss shows up. Kumi

3:17

at 24. The pests have

3:20

been getting the stuttering John. Oh,

3:22

yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

3:25

John's crispy baked kitties gift in

3:27

five. Thank you, little kitty. It

3:29

was a barbecue restaurant. KFT,

3:33

Carl's Frosted Tips right there.

3:35

Gifted one. Thank you,

3:37

sir. You're a Jew. You're

3:39

a scholar. I can't decide if Clay Dabbler

3:41

is British or just very, very, very, very,

3:43

very, very, very, very, very gay. Fucking

3:47

my morse. It's really

3:49

no different. You useless,

3:51

untalented piece of shit.

3:55

Detroit Dabbler, big fan of your

3:57

prolific F slur use through the

3:59

years. I

4:01

think he meant that for John's show. He

4:03

just went on live. So, gift

4:06

in five. Thank you, Rumpel

4:08

Trenchcoat, Columbo Podcast.

4:11

Ah, Patty, just when you think the

4:13

dabble verse has run its course, they

4:16

pull me back in. Oh yeah, wait

4:18

till you see what we got for you today. Be

4:21

honest, how scared are you all stuttering John

4:23

in his legal threats? He seems like a

4:25

moron no matter what he does. I'm

4:29

not concerned, Brian. I'm not. Do

4:33

you see any concern in these eyes? Yeah,

4:36

yeah. It's like everybody has that buddy that's like, oh,

4:38

let me tell you what I would have done. They're

4:41

always like, oh, he was so close to

4:44

getting this and I would rearrange his face.

4:46

I'd have fucking killed him. He had a,

4:49

yeah. And then they're

4:51

the last one to run in there. And

4:54

that's John. So, stuttering John is going to

4:56

stand in the street at your two acre

4:58

property and yell at you, solid plan. He

5:00

might've been closer to Oscar at his graduation

5:02

than he will get to your house. Listen,

5:06

ironically, he's not welcome at either

5:09

the graduation or my place. So,

5:14

you did it for the graduation and

5:17

you pissed off your kid, if you want to be

5:19

honest about it. So,

5:21

don't do it here. Learn from your

5:23

mistakes for once. Fellas,

5:25

call off your t-shirt sizes. Oh,

5:27

call out your t-shirt sizes. Go

5:30

Bills. Excel. Zen?

5:35

Yeah, Excel. Get the fuck outta

5:38

here. I've had it.

5:40

I've had it with this fucking lie. All

5:42

right. I've had it.

5:44

What is going on? I'll take

5:46

a large please, thank you. Say

5:50

the baby verse. I can't wait to come on and talk about

5:52

it. Tomorrow morning at 10, we're

5:54

doing a. I'll

5:57

be there. Gifton speaking at 10, Letty, let's Gifton

5:59

10. I'm out of my day. Oh,

6:03

I swallow come. Thank you.

6:05

Small penis. I

6:08

mean, TMI Hicks Pasha. Love you,

6:10

boys. Love you right back there.

6:12

Hixie. You know that wheezy.

6:15

I fear stuttering John has awoken

6:17

a drowsy giant and you don't

6:19

want that. Love

6:22

the saying young brand

6:24

Trumpet Bob plays. Thank

6:27

you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

6:29

you. Swindlers list and

6:31

John. And that's great.

6:34

Hey compliments to Luigi

6:36

Greenberg. I'm making I

6:40

mean, how fast would those sell if

6:42

we could make those? Is

6:44

that one? Does

6:46

have John with a cowboy hat ahead? You can put

6:49

on. Is that what I'm seeing or is that Jeff

6:51

the drunk? Well,

6:53

he's not a boy drunk orton. Sin

6:56

Lou who has become a man like

6:58

a wall. Thank you. Only

7:02

list John has is a list of dudes.

7:04

Harg sizes. Yeah, we're going to get in

7:06

all that any truth

7:08

to the rumor that Deadbeat Duke is being

7:10

sued by American Express for not paying his

7:13

credit card debts. Mike Morstrop, please. The

7:17

special as you see pain with the FBI.

7:19

What if you could have a conversation with

7:21

a serial killer days Monday, April 2nd times

7:24

approximately 11. Sit in

7:26

a room across the table. Get them

7:28

tell the story of who they are

7:30

what they did why they did it

7:32

following the interview with Israel keys. What

7:35

if you could separate their truths from

7:37

their lies and maybe hear something new

7:39

that they've never told anyone. I'll give

7:41

you two bodies. They're in big black

7:44

trash bags from the team that brought

7:46

you down the hill the Delphi murders.

7:48

This is deviant a show that explores

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the people who blow through society's boundaries.

7:53

The ones beyond the margins. Our first

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7:57

one who knows me or who has.

7:59

ever known me. Who knows anything about

8:02

me really. The only person who knows

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about the kind of things I'm telling you is me.

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8:20

piece of shit. John's

8:24

Dr. Zoidberg body. I don't have confirmation on

8:26

that yet. I'm still waiting for some info

8:29

on that. But I'm hearing

8:31

the same things. Mr. Rex, Gifton One

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seen you in a while. Kim.

8:49

Oh, go ahead. This

8:52

for you, Bob. I'll

8:54

be back. There you

8:56

go. Does that work? Oh, my back.

8:59

Yeah. I say that most of the day. Wait

9:04

a minute. We just got this

9:06

in the breaking news. Breaking news.

9:08

What do you got there? Frog's

9:10

back, everybody. Welcome back, froggy. Hats

9:13

off to Andy. What do you want, Frog? Well,

9:16

I'm not back for long because I quit.

9:18

John has exactly a thousand more viewers than

9:20

us. This. Oh, my God.

9:23

Is kicked. So he has

9:25

eighteen hundred viewers watching him

9:27

right now. Wow. Hey,

9:29

you eight hundred and thirty five

9:31

fake people really need to step

9:33

it up over here. This guy's

9:36

destroying us. Call me. Hey,

9:39

I quit the show. I'm not joking. I quit.

9:43

Wait, let me guess. Is

9:45

this guest Rob Saul? Because

9:47

that he's flying solo. Yeah.

9:50

I mean, well, Rob's coming on. If

9:52

the viewers are moving up that, you know,

9:54

when views go up, Rob's all around. You

9:56

know that just

9:58

back from my monthly infusion. some

12:00

intel from people and I saw

12:02

some clips. I'm like, finally the

12:04

recognition I so deserve in the

12:07

dabble verse. Letty Let

12:09

has a message. Time

12:11

to bury this cocksucker, Kumiya. Let's

12:13

go. Yeah, agreed,

12:15

agreed. John should

12:17

be scared of Bob. He was the last one

12:19

to see Hoffa. That is a good point. One

12:25

year Patreon anniversary this month. Thank you for

12:27

all the laughs and cheers to the chat.

12:29

Jenny G, thank you for a year on

12:31

Patreon. Four months here. You guys

12:34

rock. Appreciate that. Got my

12:36

key chain. Wow.