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the Reverend Bobby.

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What's up

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Cincinnati? Welcome

2:18

everybody to the Uncle Rica.

2:21

What a day. Holy crap.

2:24

We got a lot to get

2:26

into. I missed a lot today,

2:28

I must say. Well, let's catch

2:30

you up, Mr. Levy, because, you know,

2:32

the boys put together a wonderful package

2:35

based on some of the stuff we

2:37

missed over the last couple of days.

2:39

And then today happened a little show

2:41

called Point Dabble Point that we do

2:44

on Fridays. This Friday was on Carl's

2:46

channel, WA TV,

2:49

and a surprise guest popped

2:51

in, one Kate Meaney,

2:54

who wasted no time in planting

2:56

her flag in the ground and

2:58

letting one John E.

3:01

Melendez know, we

3:03

are not friends. We will

3:05

never be friends. And every

3:08

conversation we have we've

3:12

had, I have recorded. Oh my

3:14

God. Oh yeah. I

3:17

heard she's there. Let me do that again. Good.

3:21

Oh my God. Really? I would

3:25

not lie to you about this. This

3:27

is a serious business. And boy, oh

3:29

boy, did the dabble verse get nice

3:31

and tight and hot and all

3:34

people had questions. Kate had answers.

3:36

John was at, well, was supposed

3:38

to be at the wedding reception,

3:40

but all of a sudden came

3:42

home and did an emergency show.

3:46

Now let's keep in mind.

3:48

Was it a halftime? No.

3:51

I heard it was a cash

3:53

bar. That's what I heard. That might be

3:56

true, but hey. She

4:01

was good in that. She was great. So

4:04

he comes to

4:06

Joyce's place and starts

4:08

doing a show there. Now, here's

4:10

my thing. He said

4:13

days ago, he does

4:15

this. What's it called? Integrity verification.

4:17

That's what it's called. Right. So

4:20

he said everything he said to Kate and

4:22

others is a lie because that's the way he operates.

4:25

So you're telling me this woman has

4:27

recordings of you lying and you're upset

4:30

and you want to sue? If

4:33

they're all lies, what are you upset about?

4:36

What do you want to sue about? He's

4:38

so everybody. Well, he's

4:40

dying. He's dying to sue. Duke

4:44

of the Dabbleverse, remember, for 10 months,

4:46

John's credit cards are probably maxed out,

4:48

which explains why he mooches flights, hotels,

4:50

and can't shop online for cat carriers

4:52

or keychains. Piece of

4:54

shit. That is a good. Yeah,

4:58

that is a good possibility. Carrie

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Let's get back to the show. Well, you

9:23

know, Kate is now coming to

9:25

DabbleCon. And yes, well, she's going

9:28

to be honored for her service. I'm going to

9:30

start saving some money. She's

9:35

going to be honored for her service

9:37

out there. And we'll be listening to

9:39

these recordings out there. Yeah,

9:42

there is recordings. Yeah,

9:44

I mean, I

9:47

yeah. Wow. Yeah,

9:49

I'm looking at it. There are surely aren't

9:51

there? There are I don't I

9:54

don't know. Are we there yet? I mean,

9:56

do we want to start off with play

9:59

this of being here. He's on

10:01

his way. Oh, good point. You know, you

10:03

guys want dessert. You haven't set

10:07

enough to cross on somebody's lawn. They don't burn it to

10:10

later. So he's going to be a little. Uh,

10:13

it's called charity work out there. Mean Jean

10:16

in Florida, stunning confirmation on today's point.

10:19

Dalla point confirming my sources information about

10:21

stuttering John's ex family, despising him. They

10:23

don't want to see him or talk

10:25

to him. He's a loser. I mean,

10:30

Kate was laying it all out there.

10:32

She was saying, you know, they had

10:34

tons of conversations and I've known

10:36

this for awhile, you

10:38

know, that they, they want nothing to do

10:40

with this dabble verse world that he's in.

10:43

And his attitude is,

10:45

Hey man, I'm a

10:47

celebrity and you guys got to deal with that. And

10:49

they don't. Yeah.

10:52

Uh, I've said it, but I've said

10:54

it before every damn day. It's something

10:56

new and mind blowing. These are beautiful

10:58

days. We're living in boys. Send the

11:00

potato the link. His

11:03

name is Kumi Anthony Kumi. And the summit

11:05

has not even hit yet. No,

11:10

no, school's still in session. We just stopped. So

11:12

here we go. Now that the kids are out.

11:15

Yep. Let's have some fun. Uh, it's

11:17

obvious. No spooky lips. Thank you for

11:19

the five bucks. It's obvious no one

11:21

wanted to hang out with John growing

11:23

up because he never learned how to

11:25

just bus balls, especially on long Island.

11:28

You would think you would learn that there. So

11:31

many comedic giants have come out of

11:33

long Island. RIP Johnny

11:35

two time. Hello, Johnny eight

11:38

ball. The new nickname. Yeah.

11:40

That was a revelation. Guys.

11:43

Well, two bump. Nothing. What?

11:48

Wait, new crystals. All about.

11:50

No, I know what that is.

11:52

Yeah. What? Oh, no. Oh, and

11:54

C and D. Yeah.

11:56

What's the C and D. Yeah. We got

11:58

a new season. Oh, wow. off the devil

12:01

kind, ladies and gentlemen, new one just came

12:03

in the mail. Is

12:06

this one at least quote the appropriate state law?

12:10

Oh, you know what? The enduspayer.

12:14

Oh, OK. I like at the

12:16

bottom. I just want to read

12:18

this part. Your conduct also constitutes

12:20

harassment, which can be defined as

12:22

unlawful violence, a credible

12:25

threat of violence or

12:27

a knowing and willful

12:29

course of conduct directed

12:31

at a specific person

12:33

that seriously alarms, annoys

12:35

or harasses the person.

12:37

And that serves no legitimate purpose.

12:40

The course this course of conduct must be

12:43

such as would cause a reasonable

12:45

person to suffer. Is

12:48

this guy working for me or for John?

12:50

Yeah, sounds like I mean, he's

12:53

the one stopping off at people to fight

12:55

him. We talk about threatening. He's

12:58

disqualified as soon as you say

13:00

reasonable. Exactly. Yeah, huh.

13:02

Great point. All right. I'll

13:04

take a look at it. I'll send this over to

13:07

my. Are we all named in it again? Yeah. Hold

13:09

on. Let me see here. Because you know, you'd be

13:11

the only one subject to Alabama law. Right.

13:13

Well, but we're all in this together, guys. I hate to

13:16

break it to you. Me,

13:19

Bobby Zen. It

13:22

says Phil Joe the dildo. I don't know if that's

13:24

you and Mike. And

13:27

again, discount is off. Discount

13:30

might be a double agent. Now they think

13:32

about it. All right, guys. Listen, we got

13:34

we got to now that

13:37

I need to get free and auctioned. And

13:39

we're going to auction it off over. We're

13:41

going to be in the same cell. I

13:44

hope so. I hope so. I

13:47

hope we have the same trial. I hope they don't

13:49

try it separately. I mean, we can do this show

13:51

from that. That's what I'm saying. Or

13:53

from the courtroom, which is live stream. Your honor,

13:55

can you give us two minutes? We got an

13:57

issue with the Wi-Fi. Thank you. We

14:00

practice this every night. Yeah,

14:02

exactly. It's gonna come in handy. Oh

14:04

my oh, I missed a few things

14:06

here You guys are no joke tonight.

14:08

The Johnson's coming back with another 20.

14:10

Come on Icewall

14:14

oh come Josh and

14:16

Kim Johnson are not those people in those

14:19

pictures. That's all made up They

14:21

are looking to break a goddamn record tonight

14:23

and a lot of people are Val gift

14:25

in a dime Let's go I

14:30

swallow come thank me. Fuck

14:32

you my morse. Well, you

14:34

useless untalented

14:36

piece of shit Thanks

14:40

to Michael Allen Thanks to whoever gifted me Kate

14:42

meaning appearance was like radio gold today and she

14:44

hit a home run and I feel like this

14:47

Is the beginning of stuttering John? Go

14:50

Trump. It's beginning all over. This is

14:52

season. What what are we

14:54

in? See this is the season You're

14:56

season three Dickson

14:59

cider. I know Thank

15:02

you, buddy John's jizzy couch drop

15:04

in five, let's go Damn

15:10

peg legs another proud vet. Thank you for

15:12

your service, sir We've

15:14

got a lot of vets in this chat man.

15:16

Give him some love America half penny. Thank you

15:20

She's a guard or something like that. She's

15:22

in her uniform. Yeah Uh,

15:26

dr. Bumgarden, thank you, buddy. Hope you well

15:31

Repo cat gift in five. Thank

15:33

you graduate college Donna

15:35

G. Thank you very much

15:48

Wait a minute, where's the world's best third

15:50

chair clay dabbler drop, please She

15:54

might morph fuck off you

15:56

useless untalented

15:58

piece of shit it. I

16:02

got a little today he goes he goes

16:04

that there's the John they brought you they

16:06

brought your sister into the dabbled verse they're

16:08

saying she looks like Danny DeVito he's like

16:11

oh are they oh

16:13

oh you can

16:16

see you can see the dabbler the

16:19

clay right making a few little shots at

16:21

John because of the fact of what he

16:23

did to him you could see it he

16:25

emasculated him he emasculated him he yelled at

16:28

him he he you know it was it

16:30

was uncalled for it was uncalled for not

16:32

everybody's like you john you got to realize

16:34

that you know what i mean you you

16:37

can't think everybody's like you because

16:39

that's what happens right there's

16:41

a way to communicate with people you know

16:44

and and you can't just

16:46

they're not your help they know they

16:48

don't work for you uh

16:50

sm kelly speaking of proud veterans

16:52

cheers boys shooley pdp was great

16:54

even though kate's voice annoys me

16:56

kudos to her for the best

16:58

troll job so far have a

17:00

great weekend chat hey man you

17:02

want something done right bring a

17:04

broad in you know uh other

17:06

than other

17:09

than my kids being born and

17:11

getting married this just may be

17:14

the best day of my life

17:16

fsj ahoy donald permission to come

17:19

aboard uh ask

17:21

humia since he had these people in his house

17:23

who was a bigger adult john or bobo okay

17:26

remember that question from i'll just leave

17:28

it prince i feel

17:30

dirty and not just because i've been working

17:32

all day but because i caved i super

17:34

chatted that dope so here's my penance dabble

17:37

con 2 is going to be straight fire

17:39

uh shooley i'll text

17:41

you later need info okay no

17:43

problem thank you uh looking good

17:45

mike love the beard thank you

17:47

dale thank you i

17:51

sent a super chat mike shitty internet provider i

17:53

sent a super chat to john asking who is

17:55

better looking kate meany or joist devito he didn't

17:57

read it and i think we all know why

17:59

tsa for life's goal. Thank

18:01

you, Mike Schuette. Joyce

18:03

DeVito is my new favorite. There you go.

18:06

See, John? People dig her. Suttering

18:09

John just got hogtied and

18:11

porked in the stinker by

18:14

Kate Leno. Kate

18:16

Leno does a great Kate Leno, by the way.

18:18

She did a little... Yeah, she did some Kate

18:20

Leno on Point Devil Point today. It was great.

18:24

I super chatted Johnny eight balls today and

18:26

said, so I guess calling

18:28

mother is okay now, right? And his

18:30

response to me was to call me

18:32

a hypocrite. Wow. Just wow. Call you

18:35

a hypocrite. And John was saying, Kate

18:39

has sex with women and

18:41

everyone's like, oh my God, that

18:43

made her hotter. Yeah, exactly. Everyone's

18:46

upset about that. And I

18:49

like that he's right.

18:51

Like, shouldn't your mom get a phone call

18:53

now? Uh, saying,

18:56

hey, no, not John's mom. Not

18:58

yours. Weird. Yeah. Your mom

19:00

and my mom are hanging out near the

19:03

same phone booth. Uh,

19:05

no, I'm saying John called

19:07

Kate's mom because he sees

19:09

her going down a bad path of

19:11

drugs. So shouldn't

19:14

somebody in his life do the same? Wait

19:17

a minute. We just got this breaking

19:19

news, breaking news. What

19:21

do you got? You said Kate's coming

19:24

to dabble con, right? Yeah. I'm

19:27

out of this shit for who still be ATP

19:29

was my swan song. All right. Well, hey guys,

19:31

let's give it up for Kate. That

19:34

was a great appearance. She's in. She's

19:36

out. All

19:39

right. And then out of dabble

19:41

verse. John,

19:44

it's four d chess. Next move's been made.

19:46

Let's go. Uh, here comes,

19:48

here comes the mountain. Great day. Fuck a

19:51

runies. Yes, sir. Mr. Dill

19:53

dog. You heard the man.

19:55

Frog. She

20:00

might more fuck off useless

20:03

untalented piece of shit. Can

20:07

we put that to music? I'm not asking much,

20:09

but please. Yeah, there's a lot of

20:11

talented people out there. An explosive

20:14

PDP today, K-dropping the hammer,

20:17

walk off. Kate Meaney

20:19

doesn't mean Kate Leno, see? Right,

20:22

Danny? She did a good one. She does a great John

20:24

too. Hi, Morsey, been

20:26

waiting for this all day. It's

20:28

an honor, Mr. Pumia. Hit the

20:30

mic, Morr sound frog. Fuck you,

20:32

my morse. Fuck off useless

20:35

untalented piece of shit.

20:37

Hey, Nurse Ratched, Dabbledverse

20:39

is the Hotel California

20:41

where you can check

20:43

in anytime you want,

20:46

but you can never leave. Hear,

20:48

hear. I am so

20:50

far behind, says Donagie. I haven't finished

20:52

PDP. Oh, hey, Andy. Oh,

20:55

yeah. Oh, hey, Andy's not here

20:57

today. Oh, hey, Donagie. They

20:59

call him Boss, oh, goddamn, that

21:01

was about me again. Where

21:05

were you, Dr. Joyce Brothers? Where

21:07

were you, Joyce DeWitt? Where were

21:09

you, Joyce Van Patten? Where were

21:11

you, Joyce Carol Oates? Where were

21:13

you, Kate Meaney, Gurgles, Baby Gravy?

21:16

Thank you, Woody, from Syracuse. Are

21:19

you all disgusted by John enough now

21:22

after all of Meaney's revelations? Stop giving

21:24

him money, starve him. You

21:27

girls gotta eat. Happy Day brings

21:30

up a good point, you know. He's

21:33

done teaching, so this is his gig now. Zen

21:37

looking thin, I would hit that. Oh,

21:39

please, he fucking. Thanks, Keith. He's

21:42

right. Where's

21:44

Mike, said no one. Hey. Thank

21:46

you, Danny. Oh, I almost

21:49

hit that. Game up, thanks so much, hi. Ask

21:51

Kumi, I sense he, oh, yeah, we did

21:53

that one before. I jumped over from PDP,

21:55

I'm still shell shocked. Yeah, I

21:58

feel like we're. just

22:01

somebody shook us for two hours

22:03

and it was wild. No

22:05

more special 50% off everything. Come

22:11

piggies. I'm a cum pig. Where's

22:15

my Morsey? Why does Zen look green?

22:17

Like he drank the witch's potion from

22:19

a hocus pocus, either the potion or

22:21

he's turning into the Hulk. Morsey

22:25

is on assignment tonight. This

22:28

isn't will they won't they? This is

22:30

I know they won't and I don't

22:33

want them to Dennis Reynolds. That's

22:36

great. Jason Thomas. Did

22:38

anyone check on frog before the show? Make

22:40

sure he didn't drown in his own white

22:42

after today's. I missed

22:46

the whole thing. I was editing a package that

22:48

we're probably never going to say. Yes.

22:50

We want to put a point. I mean, we have

22:52

to play. No, no, no, no, we have to. Yeah.

22:54

Yeah. Okay. Please treat me like

22:56

a Melendez and slowly explain what Mimi

22:58

did to John. Apparently

23:02

she recorded

23:04

conversations with everything that they ever

23:06

talked about. She

23:08

said on PDP she has recordings of Chad

23:10

and John. Oh God. Yeah.

23:13

So well,

23:15

a lot of it is pretty much, you know, you hang

23:17

up. No, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you

23:21

actually, no, I have a clip here that's

23:23

completely different from that. Oh no.

23:26

Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. Maybe

23:28

I'll tease it. Maybe I'll tease it. Lucky

23:31

13 people on the 14th

23:33

floor. You know what floor you're

23:35

really on. Go bills. That's right.

23:37

That's right. Mr.

23:39

Levy, your order has been shipped.

23:42

Hey, thank you to

23:45

everybody who was at BS with us this morning.

23:47

That was fun, man. Thank you guys. Stuttering

23:50

John is not only drowning in spit, but in

23:52

his, but his own logic. Yeah. I can't wait

23:54

to see this meltdown here. Speaking

23:56

of fellow dabblers, close to a one

23:59

case subs DJ. DJ Dabbles is currently at 995

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subs. That's criminal.

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Maroffle Mole is 100% correct. Get

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over 1,000, please. Yes,

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and I'm at 995 on Leavyverse, so

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if you can please help. Go over and- I'm trying

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to get up to 1,000. No matter

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what the number says, he knows in the studio,

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he's at 995. Hit

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24:25

to Kate, John Koch contacted her

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90-year-old grandparents. That is correct. And

24:30

I brought this up on TV. What?

24:36

You want a drink? You want coke? What?

24:40

Who's a bore? $20,000,

24:43

send it over. I

24:46

don't have that. No, I... I

24:54

forgot what the hell I was gonna say. Who

24:59

is this? I'm here for- Anthony,

25:01

Anthony. Anthony! He's

25:03

coming. Hey,

25:05

Datoir. Hey, Bob. Do

25:08

the Panthers raise the cup tonight? What game

25:10

is it, six? This

25:13

would, yeah, it would be six. And

25:15

I definitely want Edmonton.

25:18

The Tint Lady had to come out, and

25:20

they've won since that, but she's not. She

25:22

needs to be, you know

25:24

what I mean? She

25:26

needs to come and just show her ass. Hold.

25:31

I mean, who won nothing already? The

25:33

game didn't start yet. It's eight o'clock,

25:35

right? It'll start at seven. I'm gonna

25:37

fucking... They

25:40

started? No.

25:44

I love that. I'm gonna go

25:46

with- How bad

25:48

do you wanna lift the cup? Show your

25:50

asshole. Let's see. No, I'm telling you. Edmonton

25:52

won nothing. Okay, I'll believe it started early

25:54

then. I'm gonna say 5-3. I

25:57

just think that they're so fast. They're

25:59

so fast. and the

26:01

gold tendon can it hold up probably

26:03

but will it no so 5-3

26:07

no right Erica and 15 months

26:10

thank you my dear hey gents haven't

26:12

been able to watch live but thank

26:14

you for the endless entertainment I hope

26:16

all is well Erica thank you for

26:18

your continued support let me look

26:20

at that book I

26:23

skipped over it I'm sorry I

26:25

checked my crystal balls told me

26:27

stuttering John is heading for a

26:29

serious real-life fall disaster other than

26:31

that shit pile he has that

26:33

is his daily routine I

26:37

mean I know it started today you fucking idiots

26:40

go fuck now it's gonna now now I'm gonna

26:42

make sure it's one nothing right of the bat

26:44

fucking my shitheads what

26:47

a week let's keep it rolling

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you guys are the best know

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you guys are thank you have

26:53

Barry Newman a case of what

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sheets in here Oh

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I've reached 1000 thank you

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TSN and everyone who subbed I'm working hard

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on the dock hopefully we'll release mid-july hopefully

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you guys will love it guarantee John will

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hate it sheet as I

27:10

said and Carl agreed we all agreed we are

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available to do interviews with you if you want

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we will help you with this thing whatever you

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need pal one at one of them I

27:21

mean this guy's just a genius

27:23

creator double con man come on

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yeah come out the dabble con

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brother a cabal motherfucker Jesus exactly

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get your flowers yes

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thank you Barry fuck appreciate it Jeffrey

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I'm an adult meet

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puppet gift in one that's pretty cool

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Brian oh that's your guy you have to say

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gifted the one surely now I'm just

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talented guy. Doc Van Helsing gifted

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posted on X. She's out. WATP was her

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swan song 17 minutes ago. All right. Well,

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there's always tomorrow, Monday. You never know. You

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know, uh, John's jizzy

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couch gift in one. Let's go.

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are not those people in those pictures. They're

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horseshit. It's all made up. Well,

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whoever's gifted, I love those Johnsons.

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I don't care. They're not

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the ones in the picture. What do you think

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of that? Mr. Spittle, let's go. I

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believe Mr. Spittle is a veteran as well. I

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never had a desire to go into the middle.

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Thank you. Mr.

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do the country of Pennsylvania. The

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right. Heavy. That's right.

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What? What?

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wall. Oh, come tag

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me. So reels is

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a PSN cocksucker,

33:48

right? On a

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side note, Reels, uh, what, why you

33:52

missed BS today. We had the ultimate

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for you. Yeah. Bob missed

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it too. We had, it was. a foot

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with a vagina slit on it. So

34:04

he was in there. You all didn't see him in the chat.

34:06

He said he was out ordering some. Yeah,

34:09

I did. I did. OK. All

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right. I'm looking out for you, dog. That's all. WLW

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Carpentry, Gifton one. Thank

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you very much. I

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able. Yes. John Peeples, Gifton

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one Gary

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Hagerty. I love your

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song, Gary. Gary's in the discord.

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You can find his work in the audio drop

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section. If you're a member, which fucking

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all of you are right now, you

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get access to the discord. So enjoy. There's

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a great, great group of people in

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there. Couple of John, John, turn

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it off. You're at a wedding. Turn

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it off. Oh, no. He's watching at

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the wedding. God damn it. Yeah.

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What's the count, Frog? Where are we at? Yeah,

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we are at three hundred

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and ninety. Wow. What? Unbelievable.

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You want every pound of

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the man below us. Wow.

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Thank you, guys. Wow.

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That's our record was 250. You

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guys. Yeah. Holy shit. Magellan

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would have died. Love you, Maggie

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mean, unbelievable. Please.

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Oh, DJ. I'm going

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to get to work, bitch. Oh,

35:30

I have a drink

35:32

with DJ Davies. Yes. Have

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one now. Take a swig. What are

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you waiting for? Some come. It's funny. Yeah.

35:39

Get in here. Where's

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my dad? They broke things so much higher.

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No, but where's my I moved it. I

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know where I moved it. I got it.

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I always say that he broke the Denny

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Brophy. But then he broke the Denny Brophy.

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Go for the real

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Z gift in a dime. Come on. I

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swallow. Thank me! So, Reels

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is a TSN concerto, right?

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John's ceiling of lies, let's go! Uncle

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is 100% right. Hey,

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wallow cum. Thank me! Oh hey,

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hey, hey! None

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of these are real! Alright.

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Let's do it. Let's go, let's

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go. Alright, everybody come home.

36:38

This is too much fun for the night, right? We're done?

36:41

Hey, you guys are unbelievable. Can I

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get some booms and chat for the

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boys in the back? Best in the

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damn biz. Love you guys and this

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amazing community. Love you! Love

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you. Give them some booms, fucker. Boom!

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Where did the cats hide the eight ball? We're gonna find

36:59

out. All the answers to

37:01

these questions. Holy shit! Rev

37:04

Barry Newman with $50. Me? Throw

37:07

that in for the legal fees bucket.

37:09

We are not going away to many

37:11

of vets around here to quit. Two

37:13

things. The joy on

37:16

the Rev's face every time he hears Mike's

37:18

CD. Oh, Clay Dabbler

37:20

drop is amazing. Also, Rev, what the

37:22

fuck is a derb? Almost

37:25

crashed where you dropped that on BS.

37:28

It's like the food that you served before when

37:30

people... Yeah. Dummy.

37:33

You don't know that? The harassment

37:35

trial will look like the Seinfeld

37:37

finale. We now call the poop

37:39

Nazi quad to the stand. Alright,

37:43

let's get it started. Here we go.

37:45

Come on. Alrighty.

37:51

Well, apparently, there

37:55

is somebody who is okay with crossing the duke.

37:59

And that person is... Kate Meaney. Now, I

38:01

said to you guys yesterday that

38:03

if Kate Meaney decides to start

38:05

going on other shows... This

38:07

is after he called her mother and

38:10

grandparents and went on the air yesterday

38:12

and called her a high-priced escort and

38:14

said she had a cocaine problem. So

38:17

this is now John rewriting history saying,

38:20

I said nothing the other day, she

38:22

goes on this show and trashes me. This

38:25

is the way he's got to spin it. That's

38:27

gratitude for you. Him trying to help

38:29

her. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you get. That's

38:32

why I don't help anybody. We have

38:34

to help her get off her knees. Right.

38:37

People go to me, I'm addicted. I need

38:39

help. I go, Hey, I

38:42

don't care. If you're proud. I was driving down the road yesterday.

38:44

I saw a 19 year old girl walking down the street. I

38:46

said, miss, do you need help? And?

38:50

Yeah. Yeah. I was

38:52

going to say she yelled Amber alert. And after

38:54

he put her in a fucking hole, she

38:56

goes, yes, I do need help out of this

38:58

fucking bitch. Her name was Amber. It'd be great

39:01

if she looked you up and down and goes,

39:03

yeah, I need help. And then just walked off.

39:05

That would have been great. Showed

39:07

her how to do it. I showed her how to gift a membership if

39:10

you know what I'm saying. All

39:12

right, here we go. Talking about me and

39:15

making up lies about me. It's going

39:17

to get ugly. I thought you

39:19

were making up lies. It's gotten ugly. So

39:22

she should now know that what

39:26

she is doing now is

39:28

going to come back to want her. That's

39:31

this. Isn't that very similar to the threat

39:34

he said about his ex-wife possibly doing one

39:36

of the shows in the dabble verse? It'll

39:39

be her. Sure. Yeah. It'll,

39:41

it'll be the end of her life. Didn't

39:43

he say that? Well, she

39:47

knows it. And why is

39:49

she spreading lies? You said you

39:51

said you told her lie

39:55

after lie because you

39:57

didn't trust her. Jack

40:01

and I was gonna stay quiet. I

40:04

even Her mom texted me

40:06

last night. I said look I'm

40:08

not gonna even I'm not gonna talk about her I'm

40:11

not he fell asleep with his head on

40:13

the range at home I

40:18

mean head head on the range Here's

40:22

what I know they had a service

40:24

early in the morning and then the

40:26

reception was at this time when he

40:29

was on live So

40:31

maybe he came home and passed out after

40:34

the reception I don't know. I

40:36

mean after the service didn't even make it to the

40:38

service. He's in a black t-shirt Okay

40:44

But Kate can't shut up

40:46

Kate needs the attention She's

40:48

a whore, but she's also an attention whore

40:51

again. I know the guy who

40:53

paid her the 20 grand I know his name.

40:56

I know where he lives I Know

40:58

John Marietta,

41:03

whoa, I know that whoa, you

41:05

got a roll. I Mean I

41:07

kind of wish we had edited this now

41:09

Wow. Why we didn't say he did. Yeah,

41:11

it's on his channel YouTube

41:14

keeps letting them fucking give

41:16

out people's information Nothing

41:19

we can do about it. Yes, it's fine.

41:21

He's got 20 grand. It's fine. Yeah. Oh

41:23

I know all the other sexual people she

41:25

had and we'll get into all that Is

41:40

about me and Kate Let's

41:43

say and I don't believe that you were

41:45

stupid enough to tape any conversations and what

41:48

just all but if you did California

41:51

is a two-party consent state It

41:56

sure is but here's here's the kicker you ready

41:58

for this Johnny boy It's

42:00

recorded in New York. Guess what New York

42:02

is? Uno,

42:05

Pardee, State-O, thank you.

42:08

So, yeah. John

42:10

knows this, because if you'll remember, Moonhead

42:12

and Lady K were going to prison

42:15

for taping the Call to Stevie tomatoes,

42:17

and that didn't really pan out. But

42:20

again, he's freaking out, yet

42:23

he's the one who assured all of

42:25

us that none of this is true.

42:27

This is what he does every time.

42:29

So again, John, what are you panicking

42:32

about? What are you talking about legalities

42:34

of recording calls now when everything you're

42:36

saying in it is a lie? It's

42:39

all fake. Yeah. So.

42:47

He should be. No, Gene,

42:49

no, I never hit on her, ever. Ever.

42:54

I have the text. I have every text,

42:56

never, that I hit on her. Never.

43:01

Never said, I wanna fuck you. Never

43:03

said, I wanna blow you. Just

43:05

wanna cuddle and take you to Paris,

43:07

but I don't want anything sexual for

43:09

me. Never even said, I wanna kiss

43:11

you. Nothing.

43:14

Nothing of the sort. And I have

43:16

the text, every single text. But the story is,

43:18

whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm

43:21

gonna have Jeremy Piven on to talk about how he's doing

43:23

it. Yeah, now you want. Jeremy

43:26

Piven, you would have had him on long before

43:28

this fall out. You would have brought him to

43:30

be on. Yeah. France,

43:33

not France. He flew her to Arizona

43:36

and Florida for sex. Same

43:39

time. And how she did it. Yeah, that's

43:41

what guys do. That's exactly.

43:43

You know what I mean? Exactly. Cares.

43:46

He's just jealous that you don't have anywhere

43:49

near the amount of money it would cause for her

43:52

to fuck you. That's a fact.

43:54

Once you get off that bus after that 18 hour

43:56

ride, I'm gonna eat that fucking moist

43:59

pussy. Yeah, it's

44:02

called being an opener for the headliner. Jesus.

44:06

Talking for hours to a young girl you

44:08

have no interest in sounds a bit. Just

44:11

do it. Yeah, it sure does. So

44:15

he just wanted to hear stories about her guys

44:18

cocks. Well, you think

44:21

sharing these sex stories or he everything

44:23

we know about this guy, all the

44:25

shows we've watched, all he

44:27

cares about is dude's dick size and anal

44:29

and all that shit. Oh yeah,

44:31

I 100% believe that

44:34

he's leading that whole conversation. Like,

44:38

did it come up? Right,

44:41

right. Was it chunky or like smooth

44:44

all out and the dog ate it? I'm

44:46

not doing anything about it. Fine with

44:48

me. So

44:51

if she did tape it, which I don't

44:53

care. Well, I do because it's

44:55

illegal. California again is a

44:58

two party consent state.

45:02

Oh, I'm

45:04

looking in panic. But he's going

45:06

to be so drunk tonight. I'm

45:09

done with the fucking slot. I

45:11

want nothing to do with him. You

45:14

remember this guy running around saying shame

45:16

on everybody for the horrible things

45:18

you say about Kate Meaney and

45:21

he and now he's going above

45:23

and beyond what anyone said and

45:25

did. He called her

45:28

mother and grandparents. That's

45:30

in. That's just

45:32

craziness. This

45:35

is me. I thought needs help. Yeah,

45:38

it's like it's just it's it's

45:40

stalker shit, man. Scary.

45:44

I'm going because she's fucking everybody,

45:46

but she won't fuck me. Right

45:48

when you should have said that you would add

45:51

more respect for you. I just want

45:53

a hugger. Yeah. Yeah.

45:56

I'm surprised. She's like, if my daughter had

45:58

a co-prom she'd be next to you in bed. Then I know she

46:00

has a problem. Exactly. Right. I

46:02

really did. But

46:06

at this point, you know, she

46:08

is unhelpable. One

46:11

day I'm her hero. The

46:13

next day she stabs me

46:15

in the back. It's

46:17

amazing that this guy lies so much yet

46:19

can't tell when anyone's lying to him. Has

46:22

no clue. Has no filter or radar for

46:24

it. Why?