Thank You.Thank you for listening into The Stolendroids Podcast week after week for the past seven years. Your support has meant the world to us and we've strived to always do our very best for you. Episode 364 is the last episode of The Sto

#363 - Facebook Must End

Mar 27th, 2018 59m 43s

Zuke’s Favorite: The Wes Anderson GenreSchmidty’s Favorite: Take On Me (Floppotron)Zohner’s Favorite: Behind the scenes at Disneyland

#362 - Ill Winds Blow

Mar 20th, 2018 59m 43s

So the studies are in and, surprise surprise, it turns out the video games to not make you a crazy murder-happy sociopath! I know it's hard to understand, but it turns out that this study has been done before . . . repeatedly. What does, p

#361 - Not In Rhode Island

Mar 13th, 2018 59m 43s

It's funny how a state that has an anthropomorphic set of male genitals as a mascot for a local college feels that they have the moral high ground when it comes to porn. No, seriously look it up; if you want to look at porn in Rhode Island,

#360 - Banal Sandwiches

Mar 6th, 2018 59m 43s

Hey, do you know what happens when Zuke reads a lot of words, but never hears them out loud? He can't pronounce them. So words like applique, chipotle, and banal come out VERY different than they should.In actual news, if a company says tha

#359 - Barcephona

Feb 27th, 2018 59m 43s

We've got news from the Mobile World Congress and Nokia has got some cool stuff for us! Yeah, I know: we're surprised too!Apple, meanwhile, can't seem to sell enough of the iPhone X to really make it last and Samsung might be holding back on

#358 - Snapchat User Tears

Feb 20th, 2018 59m 43s

Don't you hate it when the app you don't really need to use to do something you don't actually need to do makes changes? It makes it just so difficult to do the thing. How can they even expect you to continue on like that?On a slightly more

#357 - Late Night Zombies

Feb 13th, 2018 59m 43s

No sleep and no sleep make Zohner something something.There is a ton of news in the tech world this week and none of it makes a lick of sense. It doesn't help that we're recording the episode so late that it might as well be morning. So, um,

#356 - What's A Mac?

Feb 6th, 2018 59m 43s

In breaking news that shouldn't surprise anyone, you are surrounded by computers. They are in your car, on your wrist, in your pocket, in your backpack, in your microwave! Unless, apparently, you're an Apple user; then it's all magic, I guess.

#355 - Nasal Ramen Noodles

Jan 30th, 2018 59m 43s

So, it turns out that maybe (just maybe) the concept of Net Neutrality was actually a good one. And maybe (just maybe) it would have benefited the ISP's as well. And maybe (probably) we are going to witness a hilarious walk back in policies as

#354 - The Amazon Drain

Jan 23rd, 2018 59m 43s

Google is having problems as they rush to fix WiFi bugs, while Apple continues to copy Samsung by having phone batteries catch fire. Meanwhile Amazon is looking for the next big city to plunder and the federal government is looking to extort th

#353 - CES 2018

Jan 16th, 2018 59m 43s

Zuke, Schmidty, and Dr Squishy come to you right from CES 2018! We talk about what we saw, what's going to be hot, what's really not, and what we REALLY didn't expect to see up on the second floor!

Throttled and Frozen – SD – EP #352

Jan 9th, 2018 59m 43s

Well, it’s 2018 and so far, it’s not looking great. Intel’s hardware has a massive defect that’s requiring software patches that throttle performance, GoPro and eero are doing mass layoffs, HP computers caught Samsung’s flu and now their bat

#351 - Right In The Apples

Dec 31st, 2017 59m 43s

To say that 2017 was a bit of a misstep for Apple would, I feel, be putting it lightly. However, maybe it's a misstep they need to have to get through and finally be free of the ever present question they've been haunted with for years: "Would

#350 - Stolen Blockchain

Dec 24th, 2017 59m 43s

It's a festivus miracle! Everyone gets the episode early!Not that it's going to do anything for you, mind you. After all, we're still getting hacked, your information is still getting leaked with alarming regularity, Facebook can't decide ho

#349 - No Mac For You!

Dec 19th, 2017 59m 43s

Apple has been blowing things this month. It started with software, went to security, and has finished with our very minds. That's right; Apple has launched a couple products that could really change things! If only one of them wasn't as much

#348 - Men Are Ugly

Dec 12th, 2017 59m 43s

We've done it. We've found the bottom of the barrel. Of all the stupid stories we've ever had to report on, we've finally found the worst one ever. See, it turns out that if a guy doesn't like a girl, he can threaten to find her home and atta

#347 - Trust No App!

Dec 5th, 2017 59m 43s

We all kinda knew that Chinese apps may not be on the up and up, but we didn't they would be so blatant about stealing info. Oh, and Google too. Yes, that Google. After all, when you told your phone you didn't want to be tracked, that was

#346 - Yay! You're Screwed!

Nov 28th, 2017 59m 43s

With everyone getting busted for sexual assault, I guess the FCC felt they had to "1 Up" everybody and screwed us all without our consent! Seems about right for this administration.We were probably asking for it, though; flaunting our high s

#345 - Remember The Jericho

Nov 21st, 2017 59m 43s

Funny how when it's another set of religious radicals bringing down buildings and peoples it's ok.We're loopy as ever with our latest show recording yet! Zohner is completely out of the loop and Zuke sort of forgot what the internet even look

#344 - Bad Achievement Unlocked

Nov 14th, 2017 59m 43s

You know that feeling you get when you can't tell if someone is trying to make a fool of you or not? Yeah, Facebook's new idea sounds kinda like that! They'll help block your nudes if you send them nudes. Don't they claim not to allow nudes

#343 - Better Than That!

Nov 7th, 2017 59m 43s

Things are not great over at TripAdvisor right now, what with them sending people to get attacked and then trying to hide it. The Pixel 2 XL is having an even worse week, if that was even possible. And Apple may have strung the iPhone 8 out t

#342 - Super Dickery

Oct 31st, 2017 59m 43s

Good news everybody! We're one step closer to that state-run media and propaganda stage we've all been looking forward to! Hooray! Verizon has reached a whole new level of horrible, Facebook has decided that even the content creators don't m

#341 - Pumpkin Spice Moose

Oct 24th, 2017 59m 43s

So, in a bold news flash that surprises no one at this point, it turns out that nothing is really secure! Your RSA token? Not really secure! Your wifi security? Nope, not even close! Photo site used by teenagers? Honestly, we're surprised tha

#340 - Asian Long Division

Oct 17th, 2017 59m 43s

So, it turns out pretty much everything is worse than we thought: the Equifax hack, Kaspersky, Samsung, Facebook . . . all of it. Even Google is getting in on the spying action, just hiding it behind a "feature". In positive news, at least we